The Creep Off - #37 I Ran Into Your Mother the Other Day

Episode Date: November 17, 2020

This week Vinnie and Karl search the highways and byways for the creepiest long road trucker: In the Scum Parade we meet the unconcerned father of two formerly noisy babies, A 19 year old who should of just written a check and a cash strapped OBGYN.

I want to have a, just take a second and talk about last week's episode with all of you, just a little heart to heart from your pal Vinny. A lot of you were very upset at the audio quality of the episode, and I would like to say to you all, I don't care, I don't care. It's the creep-off. It's the creep-off. Hello, welcome to another edition of the creep-off, the worst contest on the internet, a show about creeps, by creeps, for you creeps. My name's Vinny, this is my co-host, hot cac-cac-cac-cara.

What is happening? Vinnie Paul Lino. How you doing, buddy? Oh, shut out of the canon today, pal. Me too. I feel really great about everything. Me too. I watched an amazing bills game yesterday. It was pretty good, wasn't it?

By the bills, and I just, you know, I saw that Diggs touchdown, turn the TV off and started celebrating. Yeah. Yep. Good stuff. Eight and two. Have you checked ESPN.com at all time? I've been researching truck drivers all morning, so I haven't looked at any sports reporting or anything

right that. I'm looking forward to reading the articles about how Josh Allen, once again, MVP candidate, possible MVP of the league, Josh Allen, yeah, looking forward to that. Is this too inside? Would people have to be paying attention to sports to know what the fuck I'm talking about? Yeah, all right. Yeah, you pretty much just hijacked the front of the show to tell you what your delusional Bill's fantasy that you live in.

All right, fair enough. Yeah, you want the reality? It's two a time, bitch. All right. So let's start the show. Today's theme, we let you vote. I believe the categories were mortician, nurse, or trucker, and trucker. was the winner, we are going to be searching the highways and the byways, rubber ducky,

to find us the creepiest trucker in the world, Carl. Not difficult at all to find creepy truckers. People, when we put in mortician, we're like, that's too easy. Those are professional people. I mean, they'll fucking hire anybody to be a truck driver. We've got to go to school to become a mortician. I would think mortician might be more interesting than truck driver, but whatever. We'll get to all these categories eventually.

It's fine. Yeah, eventually. Like, I honestly wanted to do mortition. I think that's going to be fun. learning how many people you could fit into a casket. It's going to be lots of fun stuff that way. But this week, we're going to find out how many people you could stuff into the back of an 18-wheeler.

Before we do that, though, we got to talk about last week. Let's do that. We had the creepiest song last week with Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week. By the way, if you're looking for Shitty Song of the Week, it's spelled with an exclamation point in the middle of the word shitty. And it was pointed out on the subreddit that's impossible to find that podcast. Good job, Brandon. Our child has let us down, Carl.

So funny. Our baby boy. Now listen, Brandon, get your shit straight. Get your shit together, Brandon. It's called SEO. Figure it out. If people could find Ghost Town, they should be able to find shitty song of the week, all right? Ghost Town is almost impossible to find out.

Well, Brandon, you fucked up. But let's talk about the results, Carl. Here they are on your screen. All right, what do we got here? I got 37%. You got 42. Oh, fuck that. The winner this week, the previous song was Jail Bate by Ted Nugent, brought to you by yours truly, Vinny Winnie.

Now, ladies and gentlemen. Did we check any fraudulent votes? When did we stop the voting on this? Yesterday. Yesterday we stopped the voting. Sure. All right. I'm going to have to have my forensic accountants come in and look at those numbers.

We've got to recount the vote, people. This is... We're all getting sick and tired of recounting votes, Carl. it. Carl, don't do this to yourself. Don't tarnish your legacy. All right, I'll accept. I'll accept the defeat this time. Now, Carl, do you know what that means? I'm down 4 to 2 now.

Yeah, that means this is game point for me. Today's game point? Yeah, because I'm at 4. I haven't even finished my last got to quince yet. I'm going to start piling up on your ass. Come on guys. Give me some time here. Piling up like trucks on the throughway, son.

I'm going to be recording songs while flying to Baltimore, I have a feeling. Jesus Christ. Do you think maybe you get Tom Myers to sing Harmony? Oh, that would be neat. That would be cool. Wow, two consequences in one. That'd be amazing. Man, I'm so happy.

Oh, God, I'm so close. But it's not over yet. There's still a game to be played. That's why we play this. That's why we play the game. That's what the Cardinals said. That's why you play the game. All the way to the end.

So, folks, we are going to start this week's contest. Carl, you want to ring that bell for me. All right, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to tell you about all about my creepy truck driver. He's a very interesting story and I learned a lot of things about the legal system that I did not know. So I'm sure you're all going to be fascinated by that in a few minutes.

That's some teaser. Wow. The legal system. Neat. Should I just go to mind now? Is this just going to be a bore? No, this is I'd be boring. I'm going to bust through this one for you today. But Carl, you are going to be fucking blown away by this guy. All right. Here's my creep. Mark Douglas Burns, known as the

Clearfield Rapist. That's right. Mark Douglas Burns, the Clearfield rapist now let me tell you a little bit about this guy in 1974 he was sentenced to death he was on death row car film documents archived in the 70s show before mark burns was a truck driver he was a marine and a convicted rapist who was supposed to die in a gas chamber on may 3rd 1974 for what what did he get the death penalty for carl oh i'm guessing it was probably like shoplifting right no something like that Kind of close.

Kind of close. He definitely stole something. Okay. But this guy was sentenced to death for rape. Okay. Did you know that was a thing? I'm glad it's a thing. It's not anymore, though.

This is what he did in 1974. He folded up a small piece of paper to jam the lock out of McDonald's restroom in Jacksonville, North Carolina. He waited for someone to walk through, followed her in as she struggled with the door, and then raped her at knife point while her husband ate in the diner. room. Oh, people eat at McDonald's. And he didn't even wait for her to get back. It's so terrible. Like how fucking rude is that? It's so gross. When your wife goes to the bathroom, like if you're out of the race, don't you wait for her to get

back before you start eating? This fucking guy couldn't wait to get into his Big Macwell's wife is being raped at knife point. There's no etiquette at McDonald's. What are you talking about? Apparently not. Apparently not. So this guy got sentenced to death for this in North Carolina. Can I just point something out real quick? That's a raper. If you're just waiting for the

next person to walk in, you're just going to rape that person. You ain't seen nothing yet. All right. Baby, you just ate. That's like a trucker song, isn't it? Bachman Turner Overdrive. Seems like something they listen to. Let's see that dick. Fuck you. He gets out of prison because they changed the law and rape is no longer. Oh, that's why he got out of prison. He was going to die. And then they're like,

you know what, rape's not that big a deal anymore? They were just like, yeah, let him go. They sentenced him to 25 years. And he did 25 years in prison and was let out. He lied about being a criminal and got his license. to drive truck and started working for a company out of Utah. Now, last year in 2019, he was arrested and charged with 17 counts in connection to 11 rapes in Utah and Wyoming between 1991 and 2001. Okay. During all this time, he's been out of prison and he's just been living a life as a trucker,

but he's been raping the fuck out of people. Yeah. Now, let me tell you a little bit about the victims here, Carl. The victims were at least 11 random women in Utah and Wyoming. Oming from 1991 to 2001, the youngest survivor was 11 years old. God damn it. He raped an 11-year-old, Carl. Here is the description of this guy that was put out the MO over all these years, because

eventually they started doing testing DNA and finding that these were, all these cases were connected, so they created what was called a John Doe arrest warrant, which is how they were able to, even though he raped someone in 1991, still be able to be able to be convicted and arrested for it in 2020. Okay. So they said basically, whoever has this DNA that matches all these cases, there's an arrest warrant out for them and all they had to do is find that person. I find that wild.

I never knew anything about this. So in 1992 though, he raped this 11 year old girl called Nicole. She says he put a knife up to my neck. He snuck into the house through a side glass door, put a knife up to my neck, told me not to make a sound. Then he heard the stepfather of the girl in the the house moving around. So he took the girl at knife point, outside, snuck her out of the house, took her into his car, drove somewhere, raped her, then brought her back home. That was in

1992, okay? Fresh out of the clink. In 2001, these are just a couple of highlights of some of these rapes, Carl. In 2001, he came into a woman's bedroom while her family was home, wielding a gun. He tied up her husband, her brother. and her 19-year-old daughter in the bedroom. Oh, I've seen that video. Yeah, I bet you did. Then repeatedly assaulted the woman and the daughter in front of the rest of the family.

The acting in that video isn't the best, but it's fun. It's interesting. So this guy is fucking just out of control. And this is the characteristics when they put out this, uh, who they were looking for. They basically said,

you know they wrote a song about this guy. Did you know that? No, tell me more. Yeah, it's this one. Ain't only raping children. It's good ditty. Anyway, I'm sorry. Cut you off.

No, it's okay. These are the specific offender characteristics, according to the police. Sweets profusely. Yeah, I would do if I was a serial rapist. No accent. No accent. Yeah, I would do if I was a serial rapist. No accent.

I think that they were trying to say he wasn't a brown. Gotcha, yeah. I think that's code. It's the old dog whistle. Yeah. It's a white guy. All right, we get it. Violent, if victims are not compliant, smells of alcohol.

Mm, okay. Yeah. Victims are mostly white. He steals money and panties as well. All of this goes down. They finally get this guy's DNA. He's been committing crimes all over the fucking place. Yep.

And the cops show up at his house one day to take him to jail. And here's the video of it, Carl. Oh, sweet. Let's see what's going on here. This is this happy pants. Mark, yes. Hey, Detective Swenson. How are you doing?

I will yourself. Good, hang each pot. I'm well, yourself. Sure, okay. So I'll be able to give... What is this about? You know what? I was asked to pick you up right now.

They want to ask some questions for you, but because we are going to take you with this, I need to detain you. I don't know how your arms are. If I need you to put up front or out back. You're going to handcuff me. You're going to handcuff me. I have to.

You're going to handcuff me. I have to transporting you. I got no choice to transport. This guy is so fucking shocked, Carl. What, Karen, what city? What are you going to have a friend? clear film it just what clear from mark we're just gonna just gonna transport you over there real quick because one of the detectives up there needs to talk to you okay dude this guy was so

perplexed that he got arrested well he's obviously acting what yeah he's definitely acting like well no i don't do anything what you guys talking about i don't know they got him into custody and uh they started asking him questions they're like did you rape these people and this is what he said yes i did sex him up a little bit so he totally that setup was well worth it you. Well, not only did he, not only did he confess to all of these rapes. He confessed all of it. Well, we didn't have DNA evidence. He started confessing to some other things, Carl. Oh, neat. The serial rape suspect being held in Davis County is also a serial killer. Now confessing to unsolved murder cases in Arizona, Wyoming, and Oregon. Oregon, Oregon.

But next year working to production. I'm just telling you. He murdered people. all over. He murdered at least three other people. And the person, the woman that he shot that I believe was in Wyoming, right? Yeah. Her name was Sue Allen Gunderson Higgins. She was 28 years old. She was shot in her driveway after he tried

to rape her and she struggled. Her husband was charged with the murder in 2005. That sucks. Yeah. Sucks for him. Yeah. He had a real bad time. So this fucking guy completely got away with this other dude's life is completely ruined. That guy probably threatened to murder his wife

multiple times and people saw him do it this is why you should not do that because if someone actually does murder your wife you will be the suspect yeah so this guy's been fucking raping since the 70s got away got spent 25 years in jail got off of death row he was probably a raped victim for about 25 of those years could be

who knows what he was on top in the quink starts driving truck when he went to jail this time he obviously is confessing to everything yeah this is what was reported about him in pretty he told me that his goal is to receive the death penalty. He's in the process right now of changing his plea from not guilty to guilty because he wants to receive that death penalty. He says he doesn't want a plea deal. He just wants to die. So, yes, by the way, if you rape an 11-year-old and then you go to prison,

you will suffer causal causes for that and you'd probably rather have the death penalty. This is what, this is his words. This is him being interviewed in prison. I would ask for the court. Show me no mercy. he's a scamback all right cool would you like to know what happened to him what happened to him is he free again is he driving for walmart did he hit tracy morgan's limo what's going on with the guy he hit tracy morgan's limo that was him he was sentenced in utah to 14 terms of 16 years to life which means he's getting at least 242 years in prison they did not grant his request for the death penalty he will be spending the rest of eternity in prison cool and a if this will make you feel better, there is a little bit of a feel-good thing here. He obviously didn't get what he wanted. Makes me happy. But he also said this. The reason I quit committing crimes, he goes, Your Honor, I've not committed a crime since 2010. The reason I quit committing crimes is my mind started functioning differently than it ever had before. I started experiencing

emotions I never felt before. I started feeling guilt, shame, and remorse. Speaking about the victims of his heinous crimes, Burns said he wanted him to let them know that he is sorry. So, you know, there's some remorse that go. Yeah. He's burned his last. That's what I'm saying. He's fine now. He's feeling guilt-shave and remorse. Let him go. They should have arrested him in 92. He's 69 years old. He's not even the same guy anymore. I think people change. I do too. I think that we all evolve. I think we should let this guy out. I disagree. I think he's the creepiest trucker ever. Should we start a movement to have this guy released? Free burns. No. Free birds. Free birds. Boo earths.

I was saying. Boo earths. All right. Carl, this guy fucking was like the coyote waiting for the roadrunner in a McDonald's in the 70s. Yeah, all right. He's setting traps to rape women. He's raping children abducting them in the night. He's raping women in front of their brothers and their husbands and their children.

He's a fucking animal. All right, cool. Moving on. We got another trucker that we want to talk about, a guy named Roy Nelsch. I don't trust it. All right, Roy Nelsch, Alabama guy, down in Tennessee. According to the documents filed with the court on May 22nd, 2019, Nelsh, a long-haul trucker for more than 40 years encountered a woman with car trouble.

The woman's car was out of gas, and Nelch offered to give her a ride to the next exit. Oh, of course. He knows the highways and byways. Hop on in a little lady. All right, so he's going to drive her over to Exit 1 in Tennessee. The woman accepted the ride, got into the truck, and Nelps proceeded to drive eastbound on the I-24. When Nelson continued past exit one and exit four, the woman became scared and started screaming.

That's a whole lot of exits. Yep, yep. So she's like, are we going to get off here? Nope, no, no, okay. Nelsch then pulled over on the exit ramp of exit eight and pointed the handgun at the woman, told her he was kidnapping her and was going to rape her. Nelch ordered the woman. Like she didn't figure that out around exit five or six. I know.

She's like, yeah, this is, this reveal is not that impressive. Nelson, order the woman into the sleep. It's not exactly the Hulk Hogan heel turn. Right. yeah uh nelch ordered the woman into the sleep okay so i was talking about the bills now you got to fucking make wrestling references i get it take your medicine alienate everybody nelson order the woman into the sleeper part of the cab where he began assaulting her and ripped her dress during the struggle the woman was able to turn the gun toward nalsh and pull the trigger but it did

not fire this pissed nelsch off he produced another handgun and pistol hold on i got another one over here so he pistol whipped her then he handcuffed the woman placed a blanket over and continued driving along Interstate 24. So apparently it's just like, all right, this woman's a problem. I'm just going to piss a whipper and keep driving my route. Do you know how terrifying that's had to be? Imagine for a second,

you're a woman. You've been kidnapped. Yeah. You've been pissed away. You're in a fucking cabin, a truck cabin, which smells like farts. And not only that, this guy's got fucking playing John Denver cassettes,

whatever the fuck this guy's doing. You're just in that. How terrified is this? You really paint a picture. Yeah, I'm just saying. That's well done. as Nels was driving the woman was able to slip one hand out of the

handcuffs. She then placed the blanket over Nelshe's head and placed one arm around his throat while she accepted to steer the truck and honk the horn with the other hand and screamed for him to pull over. Nels pulled the truck to the side of the road, took the remaining handcuffed off the woman and she got out of the truck and flagged down oncoming motorists

Nels drove away from the scene. Now, I just hold on. Yep. He just let her go. He let her go. Bad decision. on this guy's part. He just was like, all right, you got me. Yep. Yeah, pretty much. Get the fuck out. He's like, you're more trouble than you're worth. You go off and get your gas that you need for your car. I'm letting you off right here. Now, the problem with doing that is that this woman is going

to alert authorities. You don't, you don't say. You know what I mean? So did he give her directions at least? He's like, well, we're an extra nod right now. So you're going to want to head west. This is, this is crazy. So they then track him down. And, and, And this happens. Now, the U.S. Attorney also confirms what News 4 investigates first reported that investigators found a bloody bag of women's underwear in the cab of his truck. Also, prosecutors revealed new findings tonight, saying Nelsch kept weapons more than 10,000 images of child pornography and a ledger with the names of women and children inside the cab of

his truck. Why would you let somebody out of your truck that you just tried to rape if you're driving around with bloody underwear as well as child pornography. Those are mine. I get sore when I'm down the road. How stupid is that? I mean, wow. Court documents reveal agents discovered numerous

women's bras, various sizes that appeared used. Additionally, investigators found a pair of handcuffs, a stun gun, three lengths of boat rope, one of which appeared to have suspected bloodstains, numerous pairs of nylons that were knotted, two clubs, two guns, two large bayonet-type knives,

and several other items of women's clothing. Further, explicit images of adult women, some named or labeled with turns such as rape were also found. So this guy's committing crimes across the U.S. And he kept a fucking ledger. And it was keeping documents of it and writing it down. This was the woman that I raped.

This is the one way that I let go because she hit me in the head. This guy didn't learn anything from Al Capone. You don't keep a ledger. Don't keep a ledger. The motion also reads that investigators found chat conversations between Nelson and other individuals who purported to offer children of

for sexual abuse. He keeps text messages threads about getting children who he wants to fuck. That's a really dumb idea, too. This guy has so much evidence in this fucking truck. The motion also reads that investigators also found in the truck, blood stains were on the steering wheel, hair with blood on the driver's seat, bed sheets and blankets with blood stains, rape, handcuffs, knives, clubs, sex toys, and a stun gun.

Oh, I'm sorry, I said rope. I didn't matter. It said rape. Like, don't these fucking guys. guys like rent these trucks like this guy must have owned this he must have owned this thing holy shit and so just like your creep this guy admits to everything

and sings like a canary told the investigators he engaged in this behavior three or four times each year this is like a quarterly thing that he does got to get my raping in for this quarter we'll be a child will be an adult woman well let me look at the ledger let's check the ledger well it's looking like last Easter I had

an eight year old. So Roy Nelsch is a real piece of shit and he is convicted February 2020. We're still waiting for the charges to come forth. Wow.

That's a that's a doozy. That's a doozy. That truck should be in the Smithsonian. Seriously. For the most guilty fucking vehicle all the all time. Right. It's like when you're a kid, and you're up to no good, you have, like, maybe some drug paraphernalia, maybe some nudie mags, you're an idiot because you keep everything in one place in your bedroom.

You think this guy... So your parents just fight everything all at once. Like, you've got to scatter this shit around the country if you have ledgers and child porn and conversations about fucking children. You got to scatter this shit? You think this guy could get over a border with that truck? No, no way. Do you want the smell has got to be like in this truck?

Yeah, it's true. He's not an attractive man. I assume that all trucker cabs really, really. fucking just reek. This guy's in his 60s, too. The smell of like open cups of piss. Yeah, for sure. And just fucking farts and trucker food. And Mountain Dew.

Ugh. This guy's in his 60s and he's still motivated to rape people at gunpoint. You gotta give him credit for that. You would think he would like, that urge would die off at some point. Well, I feel like he's in a way similar to my creep because he did show remorse for his actions by letting

that woman leave. I think he was just scared shitless as She was going to drive him off the road. That's a crazy story, Carl. It's a pretty crazy story. Vinny, we get any voicemails this week? Carl, we got a ton. But before we do, just remember to go vote this week at the creepoff.com.

Sounds good. We're being very cordial towards each other this week. We are. Did we, like, send out a memo or something? Let's be nice. Just this week. I like it. It's fun.

This is just someone commenting on one of your current WATP roster guest hosts. Okay. What's up, Carl and Vinny? listen, I had an idea for the wheel of consequences I think the loser should have to drive to Chad Zumach's fucking trial

and testify against that asshole I think that'd be a great consequence for you guys anyway, fucking call me back Why didn't Chad Zumak make the scum parade? Because I couldn't find enough info on what he actually did. I will be in Tampa, December 12th, go to Tampa.com.

You're going to stop by the jail, drop off some cash for his commissary? That is where. Chad is located. So if there is a trial there, I can maybe swing by and testify or do something. Do an exclusive report. Or do an exclusive report. Tampa.Dick.Dick. Show if you want to see me and Dick Masters and Mersh from Revenge of the Sis and a bunch of other people. Ryan Long will be there. A bunch of people doing comedy and it'll be fun. I miss doing comedy. I know. Got to go to Florida. How this show left?

I know. How sad is that? You have to go to Florida. By the way, I can tell that you don't have anything else going on. because you put so much production into your clips this week. It's like, wow, but he's got a lot of free time these days. I watched football at home yesterday. Here's somebody commenting on your consequence songs that you played last week. Okay. I nominate Carl for the creep of the week with the snake of the grass rendition of the Nick Bates song. I don't understand the logic there.

That was brilliant. That song was pure brilliant. Do I have to play it again just to remind people? Yeah, why don't you play it? little clip of the brilliance oh yeah creep off Nick Bate

I like it you know my name is Nick mind is sick and unfortunately I have a tiny dick Master K in full action right there more people commenting on Nick Bates' music

you know what sucks getting a sock stuck in your head during work and you realize you're singing it under your own breath what makes it worse is what it's Italy raping children And disabelling them And feeding them their road intestine

Fuck you, Carl I got to how they're mad at you like you wrote it I got to be honest with you When I first stumbled up on this video With all of these songs I just thought well this is just garbage And now I'm realizing These are actually really

Catchy ditties that this guy wrote People really do They're little earbugs What do you call those earworms? They really do just stick in your brain They really do Now what? There it is.

The feel good hit of the fall. I'm telling you, man, if this kid had learned one other chord, his career would would have taken off. He'd be, he'd be a jingle man, I think. He really would be, yeah, he'd be working for Twix. Here's people yelling to me about my winning creep last week. Hey, Vinnie. One week he don't do any fucking research.

Hawaii's age of consent in 1950, whatever the fuck he got per se. just as a state. But 14. So Ted Nugent's not a creep. He was just putting his dick inside of a complete illegal pussy. Do more research next time. Vinny, you lose him more like. I said the same thing.

17 is just, these are arbitrary numbers that we're coming up with 18, 17. Age is just a matter of how you feel, is it, Carl? Is it? All right, shitty, Vinny. What else you got? Uh, da, da, da, da, da. Hold on aside.

We got so many calls last week. All right, I got one. All right. If you're looking for one. Hey, Carl, this is for the creep off. Hey, I got a suggestion for a creep theme for a week. Creepiest fat guy who can eat an entire large pizza in five minutes. Oh, I wonder who that would be.

I wouldn't have to do a lot of Google searching to find that one. Louis Anderson. He harassed a lot of gentlemen. Do you think I could really eat a whole large pizza in five minutes? Come on. Yeah. under 10 I'd be shocked

I'm not an animal though I'd be shocked if you couldn't you really I got no more voicemails before you're dead to be I don't we have more voicemails that way what's going on over there

all right I'm looking at these you got a ton of them oh got so you've Hey Carl no one likes it when you pick

the first Google result is a creep because we've already heard of that creep become the creep off to hear about creeps and no one knows of and that's why

Vinnie's the people chant Vinny Winnie perfect place to close the voicemail section for this fair enough sorry I don't study creeps as much as everybody fucking else does

I forget this show is four four creeps I hope you win this week because you can spin the wheel next week if you want to leave us a voice mail number is 5853718080108 and you could also email us to the creepoff pot at gmail.com

Carl I believe that means it's time for the scum parade You know, these are my peeps, the scum parade, these are my peeps, the skum parade, it's nothing for creeps, the scum parade, I'm Carl Landin'in' show. You know, Carl and I never really talk about the scum parade before we actually do the skump parade but i do send him the list of what we're going to do and just like carl form his own opinions on it right and uh when i came in today i said carl did you happen to read the skump parade and he went nothing surprises me anymore and he looked down so depressed he just said

well it's funny because every single week you're like can't now now i can and the scumperates i give you credit man the scum parade's amazing because it's always that week this shit went down I hear other podcasts talking about it, and nothing surprises me anymore. People are chucking their kids off of fucking second floor balconies going for distance. Absolutely. Punct pass and kick contests with infants. Nothing surprises me anymore. Well, let's start off light today, shall we?

Let's start off a little light and work our way to the heavy. A Polk City woman, Polk City, Virginia, woman was hospitalized in critical condition after she was run over by a vehicle driven by a teen. who had come to beat up her son Monday afternoon. Investigators say Elijah Stancel, 18, brought three friends, 16-year-old Raven Sutton, 15-year-old Kimberly Stone, and 14-year-old Hannah Eubank to the unidentified victim's house to handle an ongoing romantic dispute.

After banging on the front door, Stancel allegedly physically attacked the male victim in the carpet and the carport as the victim went back inside, followed by Stancel and Sutton. The victim's mother arrived home and tried to run away. the suspects basically she's like shoot shoot stop beating up my child and she did the fold up newspaper yeah she really meant business she did

the typical karen thing where she pulled out her cell phone and started filming yeah right so she starts taking cell phone pictures and follows them these three back to their van now investigators say stancel then intentionally ran into the woman while she stood in the street

even though there were reportedly enough room to move around her then rolled over her body and drove away. And this story inspired the hilarious Billy Crystal and Danny DeVito comedy hit Mama with a van. Looking forward to that coming out soon.

There's no woman alive on earth old enough to give birth to Billy Crystal and Danny DeVito. Fair enough. Eyewitnesses were present. It's surveillance video reportedly shows the suspects at the scene attacking the victim, then running over the woman. The woman remained hospitalized in very critical condition. The teen was

booked into Polk County Jail and attempt on attempted felony murder, burglary with assault, and three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. He was additionally charged with lewd and lascivious battery on a minor. And it's a pretty fucked up story. Burglary? Yeah.

I didn't understand. Did he actually steal the guy's girlfriend? Stolen mom's dignity. Was he successful in that? I didn't understand the burglary charge. He must have stolen the girlfriend. Of all these things that they were talking about. They did a lot of shit here.

But either way, this woman is in bad shape. She got fucking backed over and then her run over again. I ran into your mom the other day, and then I backed up and right over her again. That's the name of this. I'm sorry. I ran into your mom the other day. Fuck, I love it. So we're going to head down to Chesapeake. A Chesapeake gynecologist, Dr. Javid Perwise, was found guilty of 52 of 61 charges in court last Monday.

He was not guilty on eight, and one count was undecided, just so we can be fair. Oh, this is going to be hot. The story's going to be hot, people. Get ready. Burways is accused of performing dozens of unnecessary hysterectomies. Whoa. That's hot. And removing ovaries and the fallopian tubes over a nine-year period in Suffolk, Portsmouth, and Chesapeake.

The government believed... That wasn't that what I was expecting to have happened with this case. Yeah. I'm like, oh, a creepy gynecologist, what's this guy up to? Oh, hysterectomies. He's just ripping parts out of women. He's ripping parts out of women. And why was he doing this, Kyle?

Why was he doing that, Vinny? What's the motivation? He had a high overhead, man. Yeah? He had a high overhead. Like what? Well, they believe he made $2.4 million from the unnecessary surgeries on nearly three dozen women. He needed the money to support a lavish lifestyle full of expensive cars, fur coats, and $800,000 in shopping charges.

Fur coats. Correct. Was part of his lavish lifestyle? Was it the 70s? Let me ask you a question. If your wife was going to an OBGYN and the dude just like was wearing a big, what you It's a problem here. I don't understand how a coat factored into the story.

The guy likes to be warm. That's not a lifestyle decision. Fur coats. This guy's probably got some big old gold jewelry. He's got to take off every time he comes in. He's got to, like, pop the ring off and drop it in a tin. You think he's making it too obvious? He's got a gold grill.

Yeah. He's just like, would you like some crystal while it ain't for the patience? So the prosecutor St. Perts had a scheme, which included falsifying due dates, inducing women early, making up false symptoms and cancer scares to progress surgery and performing diagnostic tests with broken equipment. That's my favorite part. He's like, we need to scan your fucking vulva. According to the slitometer that I'm shoving into you right now, it says you have cancer. Yeah, it's a, we got to do a surgery.

She said it. Birth canal inoscopy is going to be taking place today. We're going to have a pusectomy. You're going to love it. Your husband needs to be very happy with the results. The prosecution said it was all an effort to bill insurance companies. The maximum penalty in this case is 465 years. 465 years.

That's way more than the 432 years that my guy got. It almost sounds ridiculous. It almost like it doesn't fucking matter. I hate where they do that. shit. They're like, well, we're going to charge you for 16 years for all 27 cows, which works out to who cares? Right. You're going to die. You're just going to die. No one's going to care or warn you. His sentence is hearing from March 31st, 2021. So we'll keep tabs on this story.

Will we know? No, not at all. We barely follow up on anything. There will be more fucking awful shit to talk about. So let's head west to Las Vegas, shall we, pal? Yep. A Las Vegas woman appeared in court this week following her arrest in the deaths of two daughters, age one and two. The defendant identified by authorities as Amanda Sharp Jefferson reportedly told the baby's father that the girl's, quote, organs would be worth a lot of money, end quote. So I think she's off on this one, Vinny. Babies aren't worth a lot of money. They cost a lot of money.

These kids, they want to eat every single day. Do you remember when you saw Tiger King and you found out you could buy a tiger for $3,000 and you're just like, eh, yeah. This is what I don't understand, though, is that if it's, if it's about money, yes, murdering your children is a good idea, but it's not because you're going to get a paycheck from it. It's a, listen, you want to shave a little off your budget. Yes, right.

Shave one off your family. That is the first place to look, because you want to see, like, what is all this fucking food I'm buying? Who's eating out? Oh, that's right. Could you imagine the amount of diapers for a one? and a two-year-old, please. Jesus Christ.

The father, Jayquan, Singleton, had arrived home Friday to find the children dead, stacked up on top of each other in a baby swing. I bet he was very interested in how they were murdered. Well, he said at first it was unclear how they died. The father initially told police he thought the mother drowned them or something. I love that he says, they're probably like drowned or something. I don't know. That's something I would have gotten to the bottom off.

I don't know. They probably drowned or something. I don't know. They looked wet. Jesus Christ. He said Sharp Jefferson, but a couple since 2018, and it had no problems until recently. When the woman became talking about the alter spirit world, the review journal reported, he said he realized that he entered the home, that the girls were unresponsive,

and said Sharp Jefferson kept shushing them. So could you imagine this fucking thing? You walk in, there's a baby swing, and both of your children are plop dead over it. And there's the fucking mom going, shh. He's trying to get in touch with the spirit world. Quiet down over there. I blame podcasting. I blame podcasts are corrupting these people, getting them to believe things that are not true, like that serial rapists is hilarious banter.

Sharp Jeffs was arrested on two counts of open murder. She is scheduled to return to court Thursday, where attorneys are expected to argue whether she should be held without bail or not. I'm going to go with, yeah. She seems like a problem, although she doesn't have any more children to murder, so. That is true. As long as she's only killing her own kids Her job is done there Yeah, well, the spirit world is pleased

Very, very good But dude, that's a fucking scene out of a movie Do you fucking walk in and your kids are dead And she's just sitting there going It just didn't seem like the dad was that upset about it It seemed like he was kind of like Oh, you drowned or something It happens

Apparently they were noisy, I don't know Yeah All right, let's head to Brazil, shall we want to go down to South America Yeah, there's never any crime in Brazil though. Is there going to be something that we can talk about? This isn't even cartel shit what we're about to talk about. Sounds like it is, though. A 19 year old Brazilian man has been arrested for tying up his pregnant mistress and her friend and burning them alive in a car with the help of four other people, including his wife. What did the car do? Why did the car have to be a

victim of this? I mean, there's rubber tires everywhere down there. It's not like you don't know how to do a fucking Brazilian necktie, whatever it is. Ellen Priscilla Ferraro 24 was just four months pregnant and expecting the baby of one of the suspects when she and her friend Eli Carlos dos Santos 39 were killed. According to the Brazilian news outlet, the 19 year old suspect and his pregnant 36 year old wife. So he's got two chicks pregnant. He's got this one girl who's pregnant is 24. The victim's 24 and his wife is 36. And he's 19. Right. So he has not learned how to pull out yet. He has not learned a lot of things yet, Carl. Dude, these chicks too are pretty attractive. Go ahead and come on the tits, buddy. You're in Brazil. Live it up.

This blows my mind. All right. She said she'd. Alan was pregnant with the man who killed her. He's married, but had a relationship with Ellen. The suspect's wife was also pregnant. They both wanted Alan to take the child away and have an abortion, but she didn't want to have one. Right. That's why they did this. Yeah, because who wouldn't want to bring a child in with, when that guy's the father? And there's two other guys that apparently helped them and they're both being a been arrested to date they're not sure how

the victims were approached what we know is that they were tied up put into the car and the car was set on fire a fun way to die that one of the guys who reportedly helped them is claiming that he was attacked by three men

he went to the police ahead of this to try to clear his name he said I was attacked by three men while I was smoking crack. Right. And I just want to say, if you're going to go to the police and tell us something went down, leave the I was smoking crack part out of it. It's helpful, though. It's not helpful for your cause to say, I'm not the problem here. I'm just a crackhead. I think you are the problem here, sir. Well, come on it. In a way, it's almost crazy, brilliant because, like, I was on Craig. I didn't know what I was doing. It's like basically saying

you weren't responsible for your... Nope, it's not brilliant at all. You'll never know. Trust me, there's not a judge in the land that'll be like, oh, you were high on meth? Well, that's fine. You didn't know what you were up to. We'll just dismiss all of these charges. Well, that guy also told the cops that the attackers unlaced his sneakers and use the laces to tie up his hands and feet. However, the assailants failed to set him on fire because he pretended he was unconscious. That doesn't make any sense. How do you unlace somebody's sneakers and then tie them up? I mean, that person is on crack. Yeah, but when you're on crack, you should be able to run. True. It's not like he's on heroin.

when he's just like passed out it's a crack like get the fuck out of there why are you wanting to grab all your shoelaces I think they failed to set him on fire because he wasn't pregnant

ah do we know that he wasn't pregnant though that's pretty good idea so that's our scumperate for this week we didn't even say who the guy's name is right didn't because he's 19 down there

I guess that's part of why is that part of why I guess so fucking creep yeah have you ever have you ever wanted like if you ever

had a situation where you had to go write the $250 check, Carl? Maybe. Okay. I'm just saying, do you feel like writing the check was easier than sending a car hard fire with people in it? Yes. For sure. Yes. It didn't even cross my mind that I might set a car aflame with my lovely girlfriend. All right. I never even crossed my mind. Okay. Kid would have been better off.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, that's the scum parade for this week. Don't forget to vote for me, your pal Vinnie in this week's creepoff by visiting the creepoff.com. When you go to the creepoff.com, you can vote for whoever you would like, whoever you thought, brought the bigger creep this week. That is technically accurate. All right. All right. Oh, podcast hit my hands.

Making fun of me. Good. He said I could eat that pizza in three minutes. How dare you, sir. Now, that's the end of the show. It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. Gia. Yeah.

What an ass! Yes, I did affect him up a little bit. Hey, kids. do my wife and also some children in their butts the latter is only if my wife says i can and i don't think she will so i guess i'm just had to do my wife this is stupid