The Creep Off - #6 Shoot to Thrill

Episode Date: April 13, 2020

In this fun filled episode of the Creep Off, Karl introduces us to a kid who took brotherly love to a whole new level, and Vinnie tell us the tail of a very controlling boyfriend. In the scum... parade we meet a chubby Chipotle photographer, a racist pizza prankster and the worst/best Easter bunny Florida has ever seen!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's the point of the holiday celebrating human sacrifice? I don't know. There's like a bunny that murdered Christ and then three days went by. I'm confused by the whole thing. Let's do a creep off. It's the creep off. Oh boy, oh boy. It's another creep off. I would like to welcome you all to the bottom of the internet, or at least as far down as you might care to go. My name is Vinny. I am your host. This is my co-host, Carl. Hey, Vinny. What's happening, buddy? Happy Easter to you. Happy Easter to you.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Hip-happity-happity Easter to every day. We are recording a lot earlier than usual today, because it is Easter. So it is in the AM. There is food to eat and chocolate baskets and rabbits to eat, I guess. This podcast where we talk about scum and villainy always ruins the rest of my day. Because I forget in my daily life that people like this exist. And then you and I do this research and we talk about these people. So this is going to fuck up my Easter.
Starting point is 00:01:27 This is an appetizer, Carl, for me. This is, I live off of this stuff. I don't know, man. I don't know what my problem is. I don't know what disease it is that I have that makes me this way. I don't know either, but this goes back years. You used to have a show called Shoot to Thrill, I remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:43 That's where I came up with this idea. And you had the creep of the week on Shoot to Thrill way back in the days. How many years ago was that? 2000 and like 12, 2000. Yeah, somewhere around there. Yeah. These are the most entertaining stories in the world because they're entertaining, they're informative. It really helps you not be a sucker going through everyday life.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Like, if you think everyone is capable of absolute atrocity, then you're way more careful with the rest of your life. All right. Well, if you want to justify it with that, then I'll go along with it, not just because you're fascinated by all these creeps and you feel better about yourself because you're not one of them. Or are you? Today, my creep is Vinnie Paulino.
Starting point is 00:02:23 One day, you might need a new co-host and you might have a really good story. Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows what you're up to? They're grinning asshole that you are. You probably just smile while you hurt animals. I don't know what you're up to. Oh, come on. All right. Would you like to know the score of last week's episode? Yes, I would because I will tell you that I went out and voted early on for myself. And I was in a commanding lead back then, so I'm feeling good about it.
Starting point is 00:02:49 You voted for yourself? I did. Don't you vote for yourself? No. What? I don't vote for myself. Come on. Don't even tell me that. why dude now I'm going to
Starting point is 00:03:00 now I wouldn't feel bad about it you should you vote for yourself all right that's true even like when people run for president they don't vote for themselves of course they do all right the score this week
Starting point is 00:03:09 there it is it's on your screen Carl 82.4% holy shit I wiped the floor with you that's fucking amazing this is a big this is the biggest victory so far by a fucking country mile and you didn't even come up with this creep on your own
Starting point is 00:03:38 you didn't do any research somebody sent it to you so who cares I had a more compelling argument than you did so the show was all about if I was going to vote last week it probably would have been for you because snake was that was even like much for me I was like oh yeah it was bad when you got to the the story about the nephew and the puppies it was over with for me Charlie so uh that means this is good news that means that the score is now three to two congratulations you're two points away from having me you know be the loser spinning the wheel yeah so we got to get that wheel we got to get all of the um different consequences filled in on there I would like to add a nomination for this we got an email from someone named Mark, and Mark, God bless you for this one, because I think this is quite good. Loser goes onto a bus, subway, or line up at the grocery store, takes out their phone,
Starting point is 00:04:34 and loudly plays porno for seven seconds without headphones. Okay. I'm going to do that on the bus if I'm going to do that. Yeah. I might know someone. That's great. Go to a tops, you'll be fine. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:04:47 you're not doing it all these it'll be just fine uh yeah i really like that one it's going on the wheel good job mark that's a good one so uh seven seconds of porn is that how long yeah seven seconds afford loudly that's great okay and uh also another email real quick this one came in from uh eater mon mon he wants to say uh for one week someone can't pick a pedophile yeah no shit that's what this has turned into hasn't it uh really shake things up a bit so all right i like that all right Eater Monmod. Okay, and if you want to email the show, by the way, just email us to the creepoff pod at gmail.com, tweet us at creepoff pod, or call and leave a voicemail 585-371-808. Are you ready to do the creep-off? You have to go first. Yeah, let's do it. So I'm up first. I love to bring in a legit news clip because that's what makes this legit. You made fun of me for just having, like, people on YouTube talking about the person last time. So I'm just going to play this so that you know this is the real deal.
Starting point is 00:05:47 At noon, a Lancaster County man has been sentenced up to 40 years in prison for sexual abuse of a preteen girl. Niklaus Stoutzenberger was convicted of three charges, including a first-degree felony count of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse with a child. As part of his sentence, Stoutzenberger must register under Megan's law with police for the remainder of his life. All right, so this is Nikolao's Stoutenberger, better known as Nick Bay. on the internet, and Nick Bate is in jail for molesting his six-year-old sister. This is him admitting that he thinks that consensual incest is okay. Consensual incest, sure. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Okay, Nick, just say that again. Do you condone consensual incest? Yes, yes. I do, or yes, I did. All right, so that's our buddy, Nick Bate, saying that he does condone consensual incest. Now, what got him in trouble was there was a chat log between him and his friend, where he said, he told his buddy he molested his six-year-old sister.
Starting point is 00:07:06 That was back in 2009 and 2010. In 2015, the girl went to the authorities, and he was subsequently arrested for this, along with the chat log what nick did was he made a video to prove his innocence this is my favorite part of the story fuck me this is my favorite part so this is the video this is nick setting this up hey this is nick stowsenberger better known as nick bait um i'm filming this video because i've been accused of sexually assaulting my sister and this is uh me trying to prove that I didn't. Okay, so he goes on to say, I was lying in the chat log. All the stuff that I said was going on was, I was just kidding, and I can prove it. And this is where he's trying to
Starting point is 00:07:59 walk it back and prove that he was lying. One thing that I can prove was definitely a lie in the chat is that I mentioned in it that I didn't do anal with her because she had feces in her butt and everybody knows
Starting point is 00:08:21 that I'm a cupropheliac, so this wouldn't have stopped me. If I were to molest somebody, I definitely would have done anal no matter what. I learn new words every single week on this show. So did you know about
Starting point is 00:08:35 a cupropheliac? I thought it was people who were afraid of the least successful Manning brother Close It's people who are really into theses And this guy In order to prove That the chat log was a lie
Starting point is 00:08:50 Made a video Well, I'll just play it for you And I can prove that I'm a coprophilia Because Here is My toilet In which I have just defecated as you can see
Starting point is 00:09:07 and I'm going to touch the feces and masturbate with it now I'm going to tell you something I don't have any more clips from that video but I did watch it and he does jerk off with his own shit in order to prove his innocence this
Starting point is 00:09:30 it's been talking now this guy you'd be surprised to know it does only lives with family you really buried the lead that he was found guilty too shocking with this evidence I can't stop having to this is so fucked up dude this is so fucked up I didn't even think of this shit when we started this show
Starting point is 00:09:50 I know did you know it's gonna get this fucking crazy Nick Bate lived with his mom for a while then he lived with his aunt I can't imagine having this monster live with you listen to this as mentioned Nick is a parapile And as many different fetishes, though he is straight, Nick obsessively hates vaginas. Instead, he only likes anal.
Starting point is 00:10:13 He would express this by constantly talking about butts. He also said that he only watches porn involving anal sex. His obsession with anuses also plays into a scat fetish. He mainly yearns to watch women shit. But he also masturbates with his own feces. That's disgusting. During masturbation That's not a reputable news source
Starting point is 00:10:35 His excrement all over the walls of his aunt's house I'm sorry that was the main thing that I wanted to get to Not only does he jerk off with shit But then he wipes his hands all over the walls After he's or wallies or who cares what It's better than your clothes Is it? Yeah
Starting point is 00:10:51 Could you imagine someone living in your house Wiping shit out of the walls But is that your house So Vinny It's your aunt's house I've made a pretty compelling argument for why Nick Bate should be the creep this week
Starting point is 00:11:05 in our creep off, but I actually did bury the lead. There's something about this guy. Motherfucker. That is the worst part about this person, and we've laid it all out there. The worst part about this guy is his music career. This guy's songs suck. Ain't only raping children
Starting point is 00:11:25 and disembelling and forced feeding them their own intestines. I mean, he's got a lot of hands. That's just one of them. He also does the, uh, do my wife and some children. This is a great song. I'm gonna do my wife and also some children in their butts. But the latter is only if my wife says it can, which she probably won't. So I guess I'll just do my wife. Uh, two more for you. This is a one. This is a good. This is a song called Anna. Anna's butt.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Who's Anna? I think Anna's this supposed wife that he has. I don't think he has a wife. I don't know what. This guy's a little deranged. Gonna stick it in Anna's butt. Gonna do it in Anna's butt. I'm going to lick Anna's butt.
Starting point is 00:12:20 So what can you send to Anna's butt? Buds, but the weirdest thing about this guy, besides the fact that he only knows one chord, he doesn't even know that chord. The weirdest part about this guy. How can you make one chord sound wrong? I know.
Starting point is 00:12:32 It's unbelievable. Is that he hates vaginas. I freaking hate vaginas. Viginas really suck. Anuses are the only thing that I like to fuck. Yeah, fuck that guy. He also has a tiny penis, microfalus, I believe they call.
Starting point is 00:13:05 And how do you know that? I watched the video of him jerking off with shit yesterday. This is that I was spending my weekends now because of you. Don't blame me. What do you mean, don't blame you? Who sent you this? I don't know, some listener. How come you guys are sending Carl all the good stuff?
Starting point is 00:13:22 Can you send you a good idea? Somebody helped me out. I love it. Oh, my God. All right, I think I've made my case. Nick Bate, vote for him. Vinny, what do you got this week, buddy? We're going to Thailand, Carl.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Okay. We're going to Thailand. Thai police fear a wealthy real estate air may have murdered scores of young women at his Bangkok estate. Cops have arrested 40-year-old Apichi Angwisit or his he has been nicknamed the metal casket killer or the Thai Ted Bundy. And they discovered hundreds of human bones in the pond on his property, Carl. All women you're talking about. All women. And he might have done things with their butts.
Starting point is 00:14:01 We don't know. Because Ted Bundy did this thing where he traveled around and found women. This guy just brought them all to his house. Yeah. Well, apparently they're saying this guy's kind of good looking. Yeah. And I'm here to tell you that no. Do you have a...
Starting point is 00:14:14 Oh, yeah. Hold on. I'm pulling it up for you. All right. Let me just... How do I say this about him? He looks like if Ken Zhang was just shaved. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Like, if they just shaved him completely down, he's like a complete... Oh, weird. All right. Yeah. Like, he's just... just the kind of hairless, except for two giant eyebrows, very large eyebrows. You know what he looks like? What?
Starting point is 00:14:35 When they show you the grays, the aliens. Yeah. But with a big nose. He'd be like if you put like one of those fake noses on an alien, that's what that would look like. By the way, could you just pronounce his name again for me? I want to hear you do that. A peach eye on wisset.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Perfect. Yep. I love it. Yep. We're just in the column T. TTIT.B. Tid Bundy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Sounds good. According to cops, he has a 22-year-old girlfriend named Kukik, Warren Thurn. Sounds hot. Yeah, yeah, that's it. He has been described as a controlling boyfriend and even allegedly forced her to sleep in a metal casket to stop her from leaving in the middle of the night. It's not controlling. That's kidnapping. It's a very different thing.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Correct. He used to make her his 22-year-old girlfriend that he met at a party. Basically, she was like a party girl. Yeah. And he forced her drugs, supposedly. and by the way giving a 22 year old girl drugs is not difficult to do no not at all not at all it's it's harder to get candy from you that it is to get a 22 year old drugs uh her parents reported her missing in july and a snitch claimed she had been murdered former security guard
Starting point is 00:15:46 at apache's place told police during his time there that he had a heated argument with the girl before hitting her with a stick and stuffing her inside of the metal casket for two days until she died of suffocation. Oh, Jesus. And that's according to the Toronto Sun. I like that you described that as controlling at first. Well, that guy sure is controlling. Yeah, that he beat her over the head with a fucking stick and suffocated her in a metal box.
Starting point is 00:16:12 I've known guys who are controlling. That's not what that is. Would you like to know what he did after, Carl? Oh, no. I kind of don't. She was then thrown into the pond full of alligators. Oh. That was on his property.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Oh, okay. I thought I was going to do something with the body. All right. That's good. Well, we don't know if he did anything between then and there. There's not a lot of evidence at that point. This led police to the realms of the macabre when they found more than 300 human bone fragments in the compound. As the investigation proceeded, police stumbled upon many bones in the pond as well as one body wrapped in a plastic bag and buried on the man's garden. The police said the evidence suggests there have been at least three victims.
Starting point is 00:16:50 This girl, the 22-year-old girlfriend and two other females, one whom is believed to have been between the ages of 15 and 18. The other is an adult. The investigations found several women were involved with this culprit have disappeared. So several other women are unaccounted for that we're hanging out with this guy. They include friends, girlfriends, and prostitutes. Can I just throw this out there because I watched the Tiger King. If you own tigers or alligators, why do you own these animals? It's to get rid of the evidence, right?
Starting point is 00:17:22 Carol Baskins, this TTP guy. I think as soon as you have a collection of these types of animals, you should be investigated. Well, the pond is going to be drained and they're going to find out more. But here is the most interesting part about TTB. Yeah. If he was a serial killer, if he's found guilty and all this stuff, his father was a real estate mogul who was convicted of butchering a 15-year-old girl in 1983 in anger after she broke his fish tank. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
Starting point is 00:17:54 Yeah. So he stuffed his girlfriend in a casket and suffocated her to death after hitting her in the head a couple times, then threw her body to alligators and possibly the bodies of many other people. And that's my creep. Yeah, that's a pretty good one. I have to say, we've got to figure out what creeps are because this guy is just a serial killer. Your guy probably is too. He just hasn't been caught. This whole story really freaked to me out. And I wish I had more news clips on it, but all of them were in time. tie. So, like, there was nothing I could have played for you. That would have been kind of funny if you had just played that for me. Yeah. But either right. That's on me. It's on me. But, yeah, that's my creep this week.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Murderer. TTP. Animal hoarder. Yeah, I know. I love that. It's like, I think we could kind of not worry about the alligator. That's not really the main problem here. Right, right. They said that one of the bodies was attached to, like, a metal gate. So they were, like, tied to the gate and thrown in there. So they might have been alive when they...
Starting point is 00:18:54 happened. I should probably throw that in there too. And, uh, all right, Carl. Sounds like a real creep. Your guys, uh, a terrible musician. Yeah, I mean that, seriously, this is, this is not good. You don't know Anna's bug. Uh, do it in Anna's bug. You don't know Anna. You don't know Anna the way he knows Anna. Uh, listen, I'm going to go ahead and say it. I've written a song or two in my day. That is not good songwriting. In fact, Vinnie, back when you had the shoot to
Starting point is 00:19:23 thrill show. Eight years ago, whatever it was. Yeah. You asked me to write a theme song for it. I have it. And I have it, too. Do you go to play it? I brought it. Oh. I brought it. So, true story? Yeah. I would not allow this to be played. Correct. Mitty asked me to write a song, and he didn't give me a ton of direction, but he said that your tagline was like, fuck radio, we're better, or we're better fuck radio. Like 2011, 2012, or something like that. Right. When you were competing with radio because there weren't podcasts and things like that that were out there. And Vinnie had this show with a whole cast
Starting point is 00:19:58 of characters and you would do it from the addict of your house. I came on a couple times and I came on to present this song that I wrote for you and it is a pile of crap. Gonna win the creep off. This song. I'm already having
Starting point is 00:20:14 like just, ugh. I know. I know. So this song, I decided to go with this like hardcore punk rock song. I think I bring some energy to your show. I started out with this thrash punk song. And I play all the parts
Starting point is 00:20:30 except for the drums. And it's... I also believe you're fronting this little orchestra. Yes, it is so bad. It is so bad. So, here is the shoot-to-thrill theme song that I wrote... No, it really is. It really isn't the shoot-to-lead. Well, no, it's not. It never became the theme song.
Starting point is 00:20:45 It never got played again. Four, five, six, two. That's way too long, too long, too. If you like jokes And recent news And jokes about recent news Listen to this guy's so wet
Starting point is 00:21:33 With you are fueled by boots This is the theme song for the shoot-a-thrill podcast Is it We made you saw you and now We hope the show will last Every part of my pizza needs a world Follow by a freak but still epic guitar solo All right, can we talk about that?
Starting point is 00:22:29 It is so try-hearty. Try to pull out every fucking thing. You have made a narcissist like me hate the sound of my own name. Oh, I know. It's so terrible. Oh, God damn it, Carl. How many parts were in that song? It was like a fucking epic.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Like, hey, can you just write a theme song? Like, no, I'm going to write a third album. Meatloaf would have told you it was too long. Yeah, no shit. The fuck was like this. thinking with that. Oh, God, Carl. And what I love about it is how you always end with applause for yourself.
Starting point is 00:22:58 It points in applause for yourself. Can I tell you... I did good. Can I tell you why I had to do that? I gave the track to my drummer to record the drums to. And for some reason, he didn't give me a tight out. He started doing all this, like, banging on the fucking drums. I'm like, the idiot!
Starting point is 00:23:13 That's how you get a theme song! It's not how you start one, either, asshole. I know. Holy shit. Everything about that is terrible. Thank you for bringing that in today. The singing is awful. It's mixed so poorly.
Starting point is 00:23:29 And you really sell the show well, too. So poorly. Do you like jokes about recent news? Listen to these drugs. I know. Listen to these rants with humor fueled by booze or something like that. Meanwhile, you guys are all potheads. It doesn't even make sense.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Yeah. Like nobody's drinking. No one's drinking. I know. Oh. And for this. that, I'm going to just say that... All right.
Starting point is 00:23:58 I thought that was fun. Wow. I thought that'd be fun to bring the show. I just laughed so hard. It's so embarrassing. Carl, how red was my face by then? You couldn't even look at me. Dude.
Starting point is 00:24:09 All right. Good job, buddy. Way to bring it today. I think that I am leading the scum parade today. The scum parade, these are my peeps, the scum parade is nothing for creeps. The scum parade, I'm parolanding show. Ah, here we go, walking down Main Street with no marching band. But here we go anyway, we're going to start off in the Sunshine State, Hillsborough County.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Our suspect identified as Michael Benson was arrested. at Wednesday afternoon, just hours after the sheriff's office released footage showing a heavy-set man in his 30s or 40s inside of a Chipotle, doing what you ask? The man waiting in line to order, bent down and put his phone beneath the clothing of a teenage girl. That's right. He took an upskirt shot of a teenage girl in the Chipotle. He then quickly glanced at the device before looking around the restaurant where several other patrons were waiting to order ahead of the young victim. There's two different angles of this, too. You can watch the video of him doing this and uh was he conspicuous carl oh yeah yeah he was two of me number
Starting point is 00:25:27 one he was a big boy yep and big boys i'll tell you something about us weak knees yeah you can't do anything discreetly right like you're there's a bit of a stumble he tries to as fast as humanly possible get his fat arm down and his body down low enough to get underneath a skirt that really wasn't even a short skirt. And that's the thing. Like, there's got to be shorter skirts that you can attempt this with and get away with it a little bit easier. I have to say, people have the wrong idea about upskirt photos. They're the worst. The lighting is terrible. The woman isn't posing properly. Not to mention the smell. I blame Sharon Stone from basic instinct for people thinking that this is a good idea. What they don't realize is that scene required two gaffers, a key grip, five producers. There was a lot of
Starting point is 00:26:17 lighting involved in Sharon Stone's twat. You're not going to get that in a Chipotle. You don't like a vagina shot? What are you? Nick Bate? Yeah, fuck those vaginas. It's gross. All right. So that's Michael Bedson. He's in trouble. In Orlando, uh, police say
Starting point is 00:26:33 sub-deem Katani allegedly committed more than a dozen instances of fraud. Where did he commit these crimes, Carl? In three counties in New Jersey. From Orlando. Multiple pizzeries lost thousands of dollars on giant order. is placed, and that never picked up or paid for.
Starting point is 00:26:50 South Brunswick Police Deputy James Ryan told News 4 this week that at least one restaurant closed after losing a substantial amount of money on a fake order. Vinnie, you are the only guy I know who has a Google order set up for the word pizza. 100% correct. Don't fuck with pizza. In multiple cases, authorities said Katani allegedly screamed vulgar and racist abuse at Italian employees of the restaurant, wishing the coronavirus on them and telling them to go back to Italy. This is my favorite part
Starting point is 00:27:18 of the story because racism against Italian's like that's old fashion racism. Leave my people alone. That is some good old fashioned racism. Like what's next? We're going to talk about the Irish we're going to start something down some Irish pubs? Yeah. These fire bushes have had it too good for too long, I say.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Round up everyone with potato breath and get them out of here. Listen, Patty, we're teaching the back of the wagon. Now, in multiple cases, he said that he's calling it yelling Italian ethnic slurs. It was like, hey, there you go. I want 50 pizzas And like
Starting point is 00:27:49 They're making the pizzas These fucking idiots What pizza shop Gets one big order And has to close down Yeah that's That's not well run That that whop doesn't know
Starting point is 00:28:02 What he's doing, does he? That grease for brains Dago really fucked us on this one, didn't it? You just don't hear about Italian racism very often I feel like we're all past that It's so weird I have a lot of overly
Starting point is 00:28:16 Italian people in my family. So I'm with this guy. I really am. Fair enough. They say they're working with authorities in Florida to find Katani, who is currently on probation for selling fake tickets to Walt Disney World. Hey, I got some cheap passes for Disney World. You ain't a guinea, are you?
Starting point is 00:28:32 He faces theft charges in New York, and police are looking for whether he could face bias and harassment charges as well. You know how I know that you were offended by this? Because your name is Vinnie Bolino! That's your cryptonite. Oh, it got under my skin. I hit a little, oh, fuck you, Carl. We're going to go down to Sioux City.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Sean Selman, 53. She's a lady with a guy's name. Sunday afternoon, reportedly, she walks into the police station, officers, I used meth, which appeared obvious since the paranoid Selman was sweating profusely and acting erratically, police say. While speaking with police, Salman was requesting, that officers check her narcotics for the COVID-19 virus. She thought someone put COVID-19 in her meth.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Yes. And she went to the police. And she wanted the police to check it. Yes. Because that's where they have the equipment for that. So during the subsequent pat-down on a search of her truck, they recovered 14.4 grams of meth, marijuana, and a large amount of drug paraphernalia.
Starting point is 00:29:37 So she was arrested, and this is what makes her creepy. According to her Facebook page, she works as a psychiatric mental health nurse practitioner. Yeah, two different medical centers. Yes, at two different medical centers. So she's a medical professional. Someone has allowed this woman to be a medical professional. Now, if I recall, our nurse practitioner is able to write prescriptions?
Starting point is 00:29:57 I've no idea. I don't know, but I know that they have a lot more authority than most nurses do. And she also posted lots of things about social distancing in the last week, telling people to wake the fuck up and stay home. Yeah, she takes social distancing very seriously, which she, She's a drug addict. Of course she wants to stay home. I don't see a lot of meth heads lining up for the latest musical that's coming out. That's what drug addicts do. They stay home and do drugs. And then she wants to be applauded for it. Look at me. I'm not going out. Yeah, because you're shooting a meth, you fucking asshole. Yeah. And she's so fucking crazy. She went to the cops to search her stash. Well, that's the only good thing about meth is that it makes you do stupid things that get you caught. Yeah, there you go. Now, last but not least, we are ending down in Florida. I'd be. believe this is around Daytona Beach because they said Flagler Beach. Florida woman placed plastic Easter eggs stuffed with pornographic images and other items in the mailboxes of scores of homeowners. Carl, doesn't this sound like positive? Yeah, so far so good. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:31:01 well, investigators allege that Abril Sistone 42 delivered the X-rated material over the past several days, resulting in her arrest on 11 counts of distributing obscene items. A charging affidavit alleges that Sistonia stuffed mailboxes with Easter eggs and a pamphlet containing incoherent rants about local religious clergy and multiple pornographic images. Would you like to know what was in one of the eggs, Carl? Yes, I would, please. One orange Easter egg contained, one goldfish cracker, one strawberry drink mix, one piece of toilet paper, and two pornographic images. After a homeowner last night called 911 to report the suspicious person placing something in her mailbox, cops pulled her over. She admitted that she was distributing the plastic Easter eggs and pamphlets. She said she distributed the obscene materials because, quote, homosexuals are allowed to teach in the church. Yes. She also claimed that she did not have symptoms related to COVID-19. She was not attempting to spread the virus by delivering her pamphlets. Yeah, that was kind of shoehorned in that. I don't know why you would assume that. But she was just saying, I'm not breaking any laws. Oh, just putting porn in people's mailboxes because of the gays. They threw the book at her. They even charged her with violating a state order.
Starting point is 00:32:10 barring travel not related to essential activities. And I have to say that if alluring people that there's a gay man allowed to teach classes in a church isn't an essential activity, I don't know. I mean, the laws are changing rapidly. I don't know. This lady has seen better days, too.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Like, she really is just like, she looks a little bit like Magda from there's something about Mary. Yeah, her hairstylist was forced to shut down a couple months ago. It looks like. That's why I was like, this has got to be Daytona Beach. This just looks like Daytona Beach. to beach all over. This is a weird tactic to report a gay man working in a church. Does this idiot not know about 4chan? Yeah, I know. She's going on people's mailboxes. Just dox them, honey. Just do
Starting point is 00:32:50 dox them online. Yes. You don't know how to communicate this kind of information. Well, that's the scum parade for this week, Carl. That's fantastic, Vinny. You always do such a good job with the scum parade and such a terrible job with your argument for the creep of the week. Yeah, a guy who murdered a bunch of people and tried them to alligators. So don't forget to vote for Nick Bate. I need to take a commanding 4-2 lead. Oh, Christ. And then next week, we're going to start getting all of our... What are we calling these things?
Starting point is 00:33:18 Consequences. On to the wheel. Yeah. Send your consequences to us again. The email is the creep-off pod at Gmail, or text or tweet us at Creep-off Pod, or leave us a voicemail 585-371-8-108. Is that your phone going off again? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:36 That happened in the last episode to fucked me up when I was listening back to it. because I thought my phone was going, anyway. Well, that's your problem, Carl. That's the end of the creep off for this week. Don't forget to vote for Taitad Bundy. Yep, Nick Bate. This is where you start our sign off. It's nice to be important.
Starting point is 00:33:55 But it's more important to be nice. Good gear. Metal casket killer. It's the cream off. I freaking hate the job.

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