The Creep Off - #7 Here Karly Karly

Episode Date: April 20, 2020

This week the game gets interesting, and Karl once again brings in a creep we are all sick of hearing about & Vinnie explains how polyamory isn't always as fun as it sounds! In the Scum Parade we learn the possession is 9/10th's of the law, blankets don't preserve corpses and all about worlds most combustible pity party.

God, last week, fucking sucked. I thought it was good. Yeah, I bet you did. I thought it went really well. You ready for a creep off? Let's do it. Well, holly-doodily creeperinos. My name's Vinnie.

Are you working on that one? No, I just popped to my head. And that's my co-host. Ha-c-c-c-c-c-cara! One-up, Vinny. How you doing today? I'm doing, excellent. How are you doing, my friend?

You know, I've been better. Yeah, I can tell. You are not yourself lately. This whole thing is weighing on me more so than the actual weight that's weighing on it. Well, that could be a combination of the two things. It might just be. A big show today, Carl and I are going head to head. That's right.

And another competition of awful. Last week, I brought in a guy who murdered multiple people. Yes. Through their remains and possibly bodies before they died into a pond full of crocodiles. Correct. And yet, you bring in a kid named Nick Bate and, Nick Bate is just the worst

abominable thing I've ever heard in my life and raping children and disconvelling and forced feeding them their own intestine

I hate you so much listen to me food doesn't even taste right to me after listening to this like my life has been ruined I know it's so off-putting

so this week I'm bringing Nick Bate again I'm just going to bring him back every week now It's a winning formula for me That's not allowed Oh shit I'll tell you what man

I'm not opposed to possibly putting That fucking kid in the Hall of Fame Yeah it's it's creepy And by the way I want to point something out So as we all know I won again Oh Jesus Let's let's talk about that first Yeah

82% To 18% So it's It's getting to be old hat now this winning thing, but I want to point something out. Oh, just shut up. You got help from viewers, you got help for viewers and listeners. I want to point something out that I know it's on the website. And it's subtle, but I see what you're doing. I sent you two pictures of Nick Bate. You use neither of them. You found one where he's not opening his mouth because his teeth make it look like the biggest creep ever. And you're like, oh, this is too creepy. I got to dump it down a little bit so someone will vote for my guy. I'm not going to lie to you. I didn't even look at the pictures you sent me. Oh, okay. I see what you're after.

And you didn't update the score. I'm up three to two. It's a two to two. You're up four to two for you. No, it's four to two. Which is game point. Yeah, we're on game point. This is game point right here.

You better bring it, Vinnie. I do not feel good about any of this. Pressure's odd, my friend. It's like when Dr. Frankenstein made that monster that later murdered him. Yes. That's how I'm feeling right now. Yeah. This is your idea.

This whole thing is my fault. Yep. And this fucking wheel is my. My fault. Everything's my fault. Nothing works here. All right, Carl. Congratulations. Thank you, Vinnie. You got me. Erb got me. That's two weeks in a row of over 80% of votes. And I'm pointing this out. We're early on in our run here, but I don't know that that will ever be accomplished again. Those are dominant performances from me. I mean, unless you try to bring back Charlie Sheen, I do not foresee myself getting 80% of the vote.

You might be lucky this week. Can I just say we do have the best listeners in podcasts? I think we do. I really like the people who are enjoying the show. I feel like they are self-aware creeps, and that's what I like about them. Last week, I complained that everybody was helping you, and this week, maybe some people send me some stuff. All right.

Good. I don't want to hear about it anymore then. Yep. You're not going to. Don't you worry. Don't you worry, Carl. I don't know if you saw it, but there's a channel for the creep off in the, uh, the WATP Discord.

And yesterday after I got done recording WATP, I just put a note in there, like, can somebody please give me a creep that I can use? I'm just desperately asking out in public now for help. Pitiful. Pitiful. I mean, after an 80% win, you're still going for help. I'm still looking for outside help. Well, it's not good.

Yeah, it's not good. I guess we should start this week's competition. And because you won last week, that means you have to go first. Let's get it started. It's time for The Creep-off, and this week I bring a woman who allegedly... If the lady... Not only murdered her husband, but potentially fed her husband to animals, similar to the story that you had last week. Is it Carol Baskin?

It's Carol Baskin, everybody. Her husband, Don Lewis... Oh, you did. You didn't bring Carol Baskin. Her husband, Donald Lewis, went missing at 1990s. Dawn and Carol were having marital problems before his son in this appearance, and he wasn't reported missing by Carol until three days after he was nowhere to be found. So they were having marital problems, and then he went missing, and his wife, Carol Baskin, didn't report it for three days to authorities. Seems kind of fishy. What I think is weird about that report, though, is the marital, the marital, that's hard for me to say for some reason.

The marital problems. Are you saying they weren't the picture of happiness? They were not the picture of happiness. Okay. That's exactly right. I've been practicing a lot, Vinny. I just want you to know that. Going to Seamus' speech class.

The marital problems were not typical. The interesting thing here is that two months before his disappearance, Don did file a restraining order against Carol and claimed she tried to kill him. The court order was dismissed, and two months later, Don would go missing without a trace. A restraining order against your wife. Is that typical? I don't hear about it. that very often. Usually there's a separation, a divorce. Well, yeah, usually like there's a separation

then a restraining order is how I think that would normally go. Yeah. But in this particular case, there was a lot of interesting things that were not the norm. Oh, so you know about this case. You're familiar with this? Yeah, I have fucking Netflix, asshole. All right, cool. Good. I'm glad you're up to speed. So apparently, one of Don's children, or possibly all of them, feel that he was fed to Tigers. One of Don's daughters from his first marriage, Donna Pettis, told People Magazine in an interview back in 1998 that she believes Carol fed her father to the Tigers. I quote, it's a perfect scenario to dispose of someone. We were upset that the cops didn't test the DNA on the meat grinder, end quote. I think that that's an interesting point to make, testing DNA on a

meat grinder. Well, there's a lot of like shit in there. You can't really, who knows what's what. And it was 20-something years ago. Well, this was back at the time, though. Yeah, but I'm still saying, like, if they're feeding tigers every day, they're throwing pig intestines, all sorts of stuff in that. Possibly some of their offspring, you know, whatever. It's all getting thrown to the same pile. Now, why would...

Rancid Walmart meat? Why would a woman, Carol Baskin, who's so in love with her big cats and her sanctuary, why would she want her husband to go missing and potentially, not be around anymore. It didn't help Carol's case either in 2002 when Dawn was officially declared dead. At this point Carol would inherit his million dollar fortune as well as the 40 acres of land in Tampa, which is now known as Big Cat Rescue. Okay, so the guy goes missing, wasn't reported for three days, and then after the allotted amount of time, five years, I believe five years and one day after he was reported missing, they declared him dead, and then she

inherited all the money and the business. And the biggest problem that I have with this, Vinnie, is that it turned into this hit country song. Oh, here, kitty, kid. Mama's got some treats for you. Oh, here kitty kid. If you see this music, video. So this is Joe Exotic. Oh, I have. It's not Joe Exotic. He paid a guy to sing it and he pretends to sing it. I know, but let's just pretend that it is Joe Exotic. This fucking guy is awesome. Free Joe Exotic. In the music video, they have a woman who looks just like Carol Baskins feeding meat to tigers with a human head in with the meat. And it's one of the funniest things I've ever fucking seen. Well, I love it. You know, Carl, this was really funny a few

weeks ago. Everybody was talking about it. All right, good point. Now that you're just bringing it, hashing in this old news. Good point. This is the last thing that I want to play. And this is why Carol Baskin should be the creep this week, because everyone is now saying this. Hey, all you cool cats and kittens, it's Carol at Big Cat Rescue. Hey, oh, you cool, cats and kittens, it's Carol at Big Cat Rescue. Hey, oh, you cool, cats.

Yeah, I can take that loop off, or I will put a pen in your jugular. So you agree with me that that is the super obnoxious part about Carol Baskin. I've heard it 50 times from people. Hey, oh, you cool, Cassie Gittons. It's Carol with Big Cat, that's cute. So that's who I bring this week. Carol Baskin and fuck you Discord. Give you better suggestions next time.

Oh, so happy right now. Okay. Uh, Carl, are you saying that it's now my turn? It's your turn, buddy. Well, I'm going to tell you a little story. I don't know if you've seen this video yet, Carl, but this made news back in December. Okay. And I'm going to introduce you to five people right now.

Give it a listen. I want you to meet these five. Can you see the screen? This is Tori. She found it enough with. Travis and Ethan and Mark

and Chris their four-way relationship is working wonders for them that's right Carl the relationship could best be described by having Tori as the hub and all of us are spokes on a giant wheel

now can I describe what I'm seeing real quick I'm looking at a loaf of sourdough dressed up like Austin Powers is what I see these are the most unattracted people you will ever find even for the state of Florida

even by that standard no one cares you're having your polyamorous little relationship no one cares but they were trying to make a reality show out of this out of these four they're big dungeons and dragons enthusiasts never heard of it yes you had you just had a podcast about it

play a little bit more how will this poly relationship cope with a further addition to the family and so who's the father of the baby Tori is pregnant Oh, no. And you want to guess who's the dad? Whoever wasn't shooting it on her face during the orgy would be my guess.

Is it a different person outside of this? No, no, no. This is mine and Travis's room. This is the master. Oh, this video is so crazy, Carl. This is the room that has the bigger bed that people will swap in and out of every night just so that everyone can get equal turns. That's right.

equal turns fucking what looks like Oliver Platt. She is not an attractive person. Vinnie, can I make a suggestion? No. Instead of putting on our podcast, can we just watch this video? Yes. This video is awesome. Like mine and Travis has room, we keep all of our stuff in here.

People are rotating in and out. The first polyamorous relationship I had been in was actually with Travis and Ethan. Travis was the one who had brought up the idea to me. We met... This idea? How would you describe Travis? Wait, when he brought up to his girlfriend that he wanted to have a polyamorous relationship, did he mean with other girls? He's like, yeah, it's a great idea.

I met this guy today. He's like, oh, that's not what I meant at all. And then in comes walking Ethan. Back in elementary school. We've been dating for about two and a half, almost three years. I've known Ethan since junior high. And we made things official recently, but we've basically been dating for about two years now. The term polly, meaning mulch...

They're so gross. Okay, and look at that lawn. You see their front lawn there? Yeah. That doesn't even look mowed. There's fucking four guys living there. None of these assholes can mow a lawn. Oh, these guys don't look like they've ever done any housework.

None of them have done a thing in their lives except for fuck this potato woman. To a three-person relationship. But for these guys, it's Tori and her four separate lovers. And the next one would be Mark. We met in high school. And then Chris is the newest edition. We've been dating since April. So the relationship could best.

Vinny, these people all met each other in school. Yes. And that is... Except for the new guy, Chris, who they met. Probably on the internet, I would imagine. I guess. He's a ginger. I should probably throw that out.

I have a ginger in my story. Does Carol Baskins have a ginger in her story? That is such a sign of loserdom. if you're still associating yourself with people that you knew from junior high and elementary school, it means you're a fucking loser. Not only that, but you're with someone you met in junior high and you're sharing one big sack of potatoes between you. I mean, we've covered that. I know.

That's gross. I get it. I'm with you. Okay. So here's the deal. Chris is the father. The new one. Oh, the new guy is actually not shooting blanks, huh?

The new one is the one who put the baby in her. How do they know that? Were they on Mori? Well, they were on a vacation, and I guess he went on vacation with her, and then they figured out from the timing of it all that that's what they claim is the timing of it, is that Chris is the dad. Does that sound right to you, Vinny? No, none of this sounds right to that.

It doesn't make any fucking sense. So would you agree that this situation is a little creepy so far? Yeah, these people are fucking creeps. Okay. For sure. What do you want for me? So check this out. I am currently about 23, 24 weeks pregnant.

We found out a couple weeks ago that we're having a girl. We're very excited. And so who's the father or the baby? So Chris is the biological father. She explains it now. We just know that because of timing. Now, if you're watching this video, Carl, for those of you haven't seen it, I will post. I'll tweet a link to this video.

It's highly edited. I mean, they're trying to get a certain reaction. action, obviously. But look at the other three of them. Yeah. Looking at this Chris guy who knocked up their potato woman. I can't imagine. All three of them look miserable. Well, of course. Having a baby girl is not going to work for these fucking people. This is not going to go well. You're not wrong, Carl. Because that leads me to which one of these gentlemen is the creep. Oh, wow. I thought it was all five, but okay. No, yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of creeps here, but one of them, I guess he takes the potato baby

and that would be Ethan number two into this relationship yeah 22 year old Ethan Bacombe was one of the individuals shown in the video says oh geez dude this is hard to read Ethan admitted to physically abusing

the five week old baby while babysitting the infant according to reports the baby suffered a broken leg arm ribs and skull fractures the police report also reveals that back and who told officers he needed to tell the truth heard quote a pop during the incident,

which occurred on March 12. Was she dress as a basketball? Because mistakes can be made. No. No, no, no. I'm just curious. He didn't... Well, I mean, it's probably a little ginger baby.

Yeah. So maybe. Maybe. Yeah. Dude. Yeah, the guy fucking fucked up the baby. The baby might recover. It's not looking that hot.

That sucks. I got to say, seeing what these guys look like, I'm surprised the baby didn't win that fight. Dude, I could, I would take, do you remember that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer fought the kids at karate? I would take every karate kid in that class versus fucking any one of these numn nuts. But, yeah, that's my creep. Ethan, he was in a polyamorous relationship with Oliver Platt Jr.

And there was a baby and he fucking abused the baby. What a fucking scumbag. All right. Well, Vinny, I'm glad you're going to win this week, gets you back in the game. Congratulations. You, let's say! I'm going to vote for you.

Thank you. I'm actually going to vote for you this week. Thank you to Cam for sending me this creep this week. Cam, love you, buddy. Cam, well done, buddy. Cam, don't forget about your friend Carl. He also needs help with this shit. You get nothing.

He's talking about someone that was popular a month ago. Oh, shit. I'm so happy you picked another pseudo-celebrity. I know. Moron. I'm such an idiot. I told you, I have no strategy. All right.

I have a strategy. I have no strategy. You could vote for Ethan, a child abusing polyamorous asshole. Or you could vote for Carol Baskins, who, you know, they never found a body. And I didn't pick a child molester this week, so there's always that. But we do also want to play wonderful music that we've learned about from this show. I'm going to do my wife. No! Also some children.

I'm sorry. I'm just going to leave that on the board. I can't help it. It's too good. All right, Vinnie, we get any voicemails or any feedback from people this week? Yeah, we got some feedback from some people. We got some emails. Cool.

And if you would like to email the show, you can email us at the creepoff pod at gmail.com or tweet us creepoff pod or call and leave a voicemail. A couple of emails and one voicemail. This one came from Jimmy Carrot. It's hard to want to vote for a creep because these are not creeps. Creeps are like the weird people behind the Walmart. at night. Yeah. Enjoy the show.

Always. Anyways, guys, keep it up. Yeah, I think he's right. I think we got away from the creep factor by episode two. It just turned into criminals. A little bit. We had another one from Ryan Stedman who says,

What is wrong with you, Carl? I'm never eating while listening to this show again. 10 out of 10. It's a good idea. 10 out of 10. Good idea, Ryan. Thanks, Ryan. You're good dude.

And we got a little, some props. Some props for our friend Jen and the Jingles Department. Oh, sweet. Hey, I'm just calling in to say that Jen did a fantastic job on a Scum Parade song. It's been stuck in my head all week. It's great. Well, thank you, sir. You have great taste and jingles. And that's a perfect segue to the next part of our show. You're ready on Paralyandit show. You ready to go on a parade route? Here we go.

Strike up the band. Let's do it. All right. We're going to start off in Connecticut, Carl. Lewis Angel Ortiz, 42, was arrested Tuesday morning after he was found asleep with a bottle of rum. What's wrong with that, you say? Yeah. Well, he was asleep inside a downtown eatery identified as,

Seoul Day Cuba Cafe, Authority said officers arrived on the scene around 1130 a.m. in response to a report of a robbery in progress. When investigators reviewed the restaurant's surveillance system, they alleged that Ortiz had actually broken into the restaurant on Saturday. Ortiz then helped himself over the course of four days to the restaurant's food, liquor, and beer. According to authorities, Restaurant Management estimates Ortiz had consumed and stole several thousands of dollars worth of food and beverages, including 70 bottles of liquor. so he decided to break into this place and then hang out for a while whatever happened to squatters rights vennie i mean i don't see any of the people who worked there hanging out there the owner isn't there

this is the only guy manning the operation was he wearing a mask i think i don't know i think he should get it i think he should the restaurant's yours now possession is nine-tenths of the right i love that he this is the part of the story that was confusing to me yeah the Thousands of dollars were the food and booze over four days. But they said 70 bottles of liquor, many of them that were stolen. So he, like, stole liquor, brought it home and then went back and got it hung out longer. Yeah, why not? That's so stupid.

Don't fool it. And they found him there asleep. Like, if he had a place to go, I wouldn't be, like, asleep there. But either way, he is being charged with burglary, larceny, and criminal mischief in connection to the alleged incident. It just proves you snooze, you lose. Carl, what would the scum parade be without a trip to fly? Florida. Let's do it. Donald Watts, 38, was arrested Saturday for multiple charges, including simple battery, two counts of resisting an officer arrest, and one count of aggravated

battery on a service dog. You know that's a bad struggle when the dog's getting hurt. Deputies with the Columbia County Sheriff's Department called to a resident Saturday morning over reports that a man later identified as Watts was using methamphetamines. Deputies reported hearing strange noises when searching the yard and eventually located Watts, naked and covered in dirt, lying in what appears to be some shamed. body of water. Watt's behavior was described as manic by two responding deputies, who said he paced back and forth laughing while making bird noises. I love meth. Dude, like, that's some joker shit. Like, you show up there. There's a dude just going, ha ha ha, ha. So great. Like, you're freaking

the fuck out. Law enforcement officials said that Watts ran under a porch of mobile home. And when the deputies tried to detain him, Watts punched one of them. According to the report, several attempts to use a taser on the suspect were unsuccessful. So guess what that means? Time to call the K-9 unit. The two responding deputies along with five backup deputies and a canine handler with his dog, Casper, found Watts in the woods after he ran away. He was on his hands and knees and began to growl

like a dog. Fox 30 reported, citing the arrest report, Casper was giving the command to apprehend Watts. I cannot think of anything worse in the world than being attacked by a police dog. That's got to be terrifying. You're not going to win that fight. You're not going to win that fight. The deranged man leaped, grabbed Casper by the head

and bit Casper's ear as he drove the dog to the ground. Eventually the dog broke free and bit Watts in the head. Deputies were able to detain Watts and took him to the hospital before transporting him to the county jail. I don't know if you saw that in the article but then Michael Vic paid his bail and gave him a standing ovation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if he saw that. He then called Casper a pussy. Fuck dogs, he said. By the way, they kind of glossed over the fact that the dog bit what on the head. Like, you point a guy on the head. Like, how does that work? That sounds terrifying. Dude, math, baby.

That's amazing. That's all I'm going to say. So here's what I think we should do, Vinny, based on this story. We still are looking for suggestions. Dog fighting rank? No. No? No.

What's wrong with you? No. We're still looking for suggestions for the wheel of consequences. I think getting high on meth should be on the wheel of consequences. Whoever loses, that's to use meth. Oh, no thank you. Please and no thank you.

Then don't lose. That's it. It's as easy as that. You know what? I think you want that on the wheel a little too much, pal. Yeah, can we have it like on most of the squares? Is that possible? Yes, we'll get it in there. There's one that just says Carl goes on a Coke binge. Carl drinks all night.

Snort fentanyl. Gosh, darn it. I got to do drugs. again. Shit. So, God damn it. That's a really

fun, funny idea. All right. Okay, so we're going up to the Midwest and into Indiana. Shamous country.

Shamous country. Irvin Nicholas Jr. A northern Indiana man faces welfare fraud and other charges, alleging that he hid his father's body for two years

so he could cash his father's benefit check. Now, Nicholas told Goshen police investigators. He found his father dead in the garage in May 27.

Suspiciously one day after they argued about his plans to put the elder man in a retirement home. Yeah. So it's like, hey, you're going to the home. And then the next day, he's dead of natural causes, allegedly. According to the court records, instead of reporting it to the authorities, authorities alleged that he wrapped his dad's body in a blanket, the remains were held mostly at one house before they were later moved to another home where they were found. Investigators subpoenaed Social Security records had found that between May 2017 and August 2019, 27, $27,200. $10 was deposited in a Nicholas Sr.'s account, little did they know that his body was sitting in a wheelbarrow in the guy's shed. Carl, he didn't bury the body. Yeah, so this is the part that I thought was really interesting. I understand the part where you don't tell anyone that your dad died and you collect his retirement funds or whatever. Can we put that on the wheel? Yeah, yeah. But this is the part I don't understand, though, is why not dispose of the body? This isn't weaken at Bernie's. Does he think that, like, the cops are going to show up, but he's going to put sunglasses on the guy and be like, yeah, no, I'm fine.

Hey, thanks for coming over. Like, does he need to take his dad to the bank and just have him in the side of the car to act like he's a dorsi in the back of the chest? That's the part that makes no sense to me. It's like, all right, I got an idea. Wrap him in a blanket. If we ever need to pull him out, we'll just pull him out. By the way, blankets don't preserve bodies. I don't know if they know this, but that's not a good way to preserve a body.

And what if you need to use the wheelbarrow? Yeah, that's a good point. Oh, disgusting. He was charged Tuesday with three counts of felony welfare fraud and one misdemeanor count of failure to report a dead body. My question is this, Benny, did he get the $1,200 Trump Bucks? Because that would make it worth it. That's a good payday right there. You know, that's a marvelous, marvelous segue, Carl, because we're going to Albuquerque, New Mexico, where Trump bucks really caused a problem.

Yeah. Joe Macchus came home Wednesday with the four pack of beer, and apparently he was very upset because he did not. qualify for the stimulus check. Once Maccas finished the beer, he asked his wife for car keys to go buy more, and when she refused, he yelled you're going to pay the consequences and stormed out.

Well, you should laugh at this. I know, it's so funny. I love this story. She said he came back a few hours. Stop laughing so hard. I'm trying to read this, I hate you. She said he came back a few hours later with a gas

can and pushed her on the floor. He that allegedly doused his wife who has disabilities and the mobile home that they lived in with gasoline before trying to set it ablaze. According to the criminal complaint filed in Metropolitan Court police responded around 8.30 p.m.

to the family dispute at the mobile home park. Arriving officers found Marcus walking down the street, his clothes soaked in gasoline. Officers discovered Marcus' wife disabled wife, her hair and pajamas soaked in gasoline on the floor. She was still on the floor. The wife told police

said as she lay on the floor unable to get up, Marcus threw gasoline on her in all over the mobile home. She said Marcus then pulled out a cigarette and attempted to light it several times but was unsuccessful due to the lighter getting gasoline on it. Which makes it a pretty shitty lighter, if you ask me. Maccas is now charged with attempted

murder, kidnapping an aggravated battery against the household member. He has been booked into a detention center. This is an example of terrible reporting. Whoever the journalist is should be fired immediately. The way that they position this story

is that this guy was mad he didn't get a stimulus check and decided to murder his wife. What I want to know is what's the history here? What's the background? What did his wife say to him specifically? Are you saying that you don't think that they had a happy marriage up until this point? I think there were other things going on. Maybe some

underlying issues. And I have another question. It says this asshole came home with a four pack of beer. Yeah. Like you didn't think he'd need more before he came home. He's like, oh, there's a, it's a four pack. You only can buy really good high-end beer in four-packs. It's usually like a microbrewer you put out a four-pack beer. You don't, you know, it's not a bud light that you buy in a four-pack. Sure. This guy lives

in a trailer park and didn't qualify for the stimulus check. How does that make any sense? I have so many more questions that this article answered for me. I think maybe he might have been a felon or something. Like, I think there were some people who weren't getting them because of criminal records or from. Did it say that? No, it never says why I didn't qualify. It doesn't make a sense. He could be from another country. Who knows where he's from. He could be an illegal immigrant. and meanwhile they say he didn't get a check so he murdered his wife like that's a terrible reporting there's no way that that's what happened or he just got drunk and forgot how to fill up his car with gas he's just got it that's also possible that's also possible some people just like the smell of gasoline

that is this week's scum parade ladies and gentlemen all right now do me a favor folks if you are listening this and you come across any stories that you think would be good for the skum parade what i want you to do is tweet them at us at creep off pod just tweet us and use hashtag skum parade. Not everybody has Twitter. Can they email us to? Yeah, you could email them. Just put Scum Parade in the header. Awesome. The creepoff pod at gmail.com. And as always, the phone number one more time is 585, 371, 808 for your voicemails. Carl, it's been a fun, fun episode today. I've really enjoyed being around you. Yeah. I'm thrilled that you brought Carol Baskin. You shithead. All right. Don't forget to vote for Carl and Carol Baskin, because if you do, then I win,

and Vinny has to spin the wheel of consequences next week. I'm at game point here, people. Let's do this. No, folks. You want Carl's spinning that wheel. He wants his meth. Carly Pooh wants his meth. Yes.

Also, if you sell meth, please tweet us with the hashtag meth dealer. And if you were looking for someone to be in a polyamorous relationship. All right. With a sack of fat. All right, I guess it's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice. Giggy-ya! Here, kitty, kitty.

He heard a pop, people. He heard a pop vote, Vinny. Mama's got some treats for you