The Creep Off - #8 The Child Gourmet

Episode Date: April 27, 2020

Well folks, we make no excuses for this one. Times are desperate as Karl & Vinnie stare the wheel of consequences in its soulless eyes. Neither one of them feel very good about themselves. Meanwhile in the scum parade we introduce FBI agent Alexandria Mancini, the worst moving guy ever and finally we learn that Creeps have layers

Hi, Carl. Hey, what's going on, buddy? Another fucking round of this shit. Remember when we were doing the podcast yesterday, WATP, and we were having a lot of fun together and laughing and stuff? Shit's about to get serious, Carl. I know. I miss those times. They're over with.

I miss it. It's time for the creep off. It's the creep-off. Well, Heidi Ho Creeporinos, it's another edition of The Creep-Off. It's me, your host. Say my name, Carl. There it is, and that's my co-host. host hot caca Carla. Hey, what's up, Vinny? Good to see it today. Great to see you as well. It's not. I hate your guts. You know what? We started this show and we were having so much

fun with each other. Just having a good old time laughing at villainy and scumbags. And now we are so close to spinning this goddamn wheel. My insights hurt. And I don't even want to think about it. And this whole thing is no longer fun for me. It is a serious business. It was game point. last week I was up 4 to 2 and then I decided to lay the biggest egg possible with my Carol Baskin. You certainly did. Oh no,

what was the final score for episode 7 here, Carly Carly was Carl 16.3% of the vote. Vinnie 83.7% Oh, please. It's going to make a pass.

Man, this is a huge deal that's going down. Don't call it a comeback because I never left people. We're keeping this going. I got to get one more point. I saved myself from spinning the wheel, and now I need to do the exact same thing again. I need two more strong weeks.

Yes, I know you're going to lose because you're thinking about this the wrong way. You've got to go week to week. And this week, I have your number. I'm not even worried about it. I gave you a pity point. I thought you deserved it. You put a lot of work into the show.

You fucked up our website. You had to fix that 15 times. So I figured I'd put a little pity on there. Give you a week. This week, I'm taking it back. This is GamePoint. This is going to be. Next week, we are spinning the wheel.

Fuck you. I can't wait. I don't want your pity. I can't wait to spin the wheel. I brought it last week. And you didn't. That's true. That's true.

Okay. So let's just say, let's start this competition. And I'm ready to go. I'm ready. Oh, so you. you go first right one last week so that means i have to go first this week let's do it all right now folks you know you're a creep when your introduction for your segment on the creep off is brought to you by nancy grace dentist makes children scream in pain under fire amidst claims he performs extremely

painful dental proceedings on children without anesthetic ties them down arms and legs on so-called Peppoose boards, disallows parents in the treatment rooms, and he's been doing it for decades, all allegedly to satisfy his, quote, sadistic appetites. Photos show children with bruises, swollen lips, unnecessarily removed teeth. We have the video and breaking now. Yeah, that's right, Carl. Your creep is Nancy Grace. You are going to win this week.

Never mind. Carl, my creep is horrible. All right, so it's a dentist who likes to torture people, so like every dentist who ever live? No, this guy is a very special breed. Okay. Dr. Howard S. Schneider. All right. Make your case.

Let's hear it. All right. Documents in the pending trial of Dr. Schneider are basically 11 counts of Medicaid fraud, and he's being sued by 81 different families from over 20 years of practice. okay he's basically being charged with fraud this is just step one of this okay okay the state said dr howard billed medicate approximately four million dollars for procedures that he did not perform he also ran up insurance fraud we're trying to do a creep off here leading with insurance fraud there's a lot of layers here let's know what this guy's doing there's a lot of layers car

okay okay there's stories about patients hearing children screams, children injured from procedures, and children getting procedures the parents didn't even know about that included in the evidence against him are similar accounts from about a dozen parents. One parent told investigators that they took their child to Schneider's office for a procedure. They were told it would take 30 minutes. After three hours, Carl, they went to the window three times. An assistant finally told him there was, quote, an incident. When the parent was finally able to see the child, he was severely hyperventilating and had marks, scratches and blood all over.

Another parent, Sarah Phillips of St. Augustine, Florida, took her two-year-old son, Mason Schneider. The boyfriend from his bike cracked his two front teeth. When he came out of the doctor's office, he was missing four teeth. Oh, I misunderstood. Right. On the follow-up appointment, Mason came out of the office with bruises around his neck and gauze on his lower teeth. Sorry, I know you're doing a presentation. I hate to do this.

No, you don't. I have to stop you. You said on his following appointment. He lost two teeth. They were even to the dentist. He takes two more out. All right. We're just going to have the follow up in three weeks.

So I'm really glad you brought that up because this is a good time to insert a very valuable piece of information. Dr. Schneider was the only pediatric dentist in Jacksonville that accepted Medicaid. Jacksonville. Okay. So all of these very, very poor people who can't get their kids dental work anywhere else had to take their kids to this fucking monster. gotcha okay so this guy kid comes out after this with bruises around his neck and gauze on his lower teeth even though he'd come in for to work on his upper teeth okay phillips took mason to his pediatrician after this and they were startled when they discovered that a scalpel slice had been done from ear to ear on mason's gums on the inside of his teeth the guy cut him open all on the inside of his mouth what an asshole yeah so uh according to one other document schneider's assistant told the person that that their child was on a poor poose board.

This is some dentists really don't use. Basically what it is, Carl, is they take a kid and they lay them down like Jesus Christ on the cross, right? And this thing is like around their arms. And then they wrap their arms around like a straight jacket and tie the child up their arms and their legs. He did this to all the kids that he worked on. So they were all tied up into the chair so they couldn't get away.

This is probably a pretty good idea. I have sat in waiting rooms before. And that would be a great way to keep these kids under control. They're fine in the waiting rooms, not during the examination. Fair enough, fair enough. All right, we could agree there. So this is what the parent said. We stepped out, came back.

This is what the nurse told the parent. We stepped out, came back, and the child was face first on the floor. But the child had a different story telling the investigators. They're lying. That man doctor threw me, and that lady picked me up when I was on the board, and she was laughing at me and said on me and choked me. The parent told investigators, I saw that my baby was missing all of her teeth.

Jesus. Yes. Now, I read these to you. I tell you these things, but it's better to hear it from the kids in person. Here you go. To know about this guy. That he hurt in me. And I was yelling for my mom, but he wouldn't let my mom and my dad in.

And that he choked to me. Thomas, you say the dentist punched you? Yeah. So what was the truth? He served. me, they talked me, and they settled me. These are just three of the 81 children attorney John Phillips is representing. Yeah, that's right.

Hold on, Vinny. These sound like crisis actors. Have I ever heard that before? All right, Alex. I'm calling it bullshit. Okay. Well, here's what court documents said. What experts that have been investigating into Schneider's practices, these are some of the

complaints for the experts. Okay. His consent form is too general, and he should get consent from parents before performing additional procedures. Yeah. So, Kid Cubs head, he just does whatever. He's like, you sign the form. Yeah.

Okay. His charts had poor progress notes. His paperwork wasn't tidy. It's something they brought up. The quality of work... Did he make a good case, and then he ruined it? Hold on. The quality of work performed...

His handwriting was atrocious. Their list goes on. It's crazy what's going on over here. The quality of work performed on the patients was low and below standard care. One dentist who treated patients after the... they'd seen Schneider said it was like if Schneider had done crowns the crown was gone and Schneider had done a filling the filling was gone he just did a real shitty job not only that the type of amount the type and amount of sedation that Schneider was using on the children was very mild

it would not be strong enough for a child three years or older he was using uh what's that stuff laughing gas right on himself no here's the problem with using laughing gas only carl here's what a doctor says. The problem with nitrous oxide is it still requires that you're numb because nitrous oxide laughing gas is not there to control pain. And if they were subdued with nitrous oxide, but still not given anesthesia, these children suffered. Yeah, Carl, he wasn't numbing them up. He was just keeping them quiet and then fucking with their mouths. What don't you fucking understand. Yeah.

Yeah, Carl. How you feeling? I mean, if he's going to get the kids high, though, at least, it's better than nothing. I understand they're still going to feel the pain, but they're kind of giggling about it, right? He made these people are tying children out and taunting them and laughing at them. I like that part. And torturing them, Carl. I kind of like that part.

They're torturing children. Are they accepting job applications right now? What's going on there? They might be, because let me tell you something. I have here a very upset. parent kind of calling their office and fucking with them a little bit, but I want you to hear the professional level of conduct from the people in Dr. Schneider's office, okay? All right.

This is a parent calling. I'm going to fast forward just a little bit. Moment, please. Thank you for calling Dr. Snyder's office. Hi, yeah. I was wanting to make an appointment for my son. Okay. He's two years old.

Is that a good age for you guys to abuse him? That sure is. Won't you bring him in so we can choke him out? That's what you do. That's not real. Yes, it was. What? That's a real phone call.

If you listen to the beginning of it. What the fuck. Listen, here's how you know it's real. I'll play in the beginning of it. In between Beach and Atlantic Boulevard. She was on hold recording this whole thing. Wow. If your call is regarding making an appointment.

Yeah, it was like a whole legitimate call. I fast forward a little bit. So who's the creep? Because it sounds like this entire office is full. of cranes. Monsters. Yes. Monsters. Now folks, I feel bad about this right now, but I'm down. I need to win this game. Oh, do you have a kicker? I need to win this, Carl. Uh-huh. So what I'm about to play for you, the next 35 seconds, is going to be traumatizing. Oh, boy. This is a recording of one of Dr. Schneider's exams. This is an actual recording that was in court documents. And I'm sorry, if you're upset by stuff, don't listen to it. If you're upset easily, don't be a pussy. You're upset by stuff.

Okay. People will pay you to be in. You're doing that's wrong for a poohy shit. And people would do you still. That's the identity. You'll be actual. Were you doing that on the fly just now? Yeah, maybe.

That's awesome. No, that was an actual, actual recording of the examination. I didn't know Dr. Schneider was a song and dance man. That's great. But yeah, man, that's what he was doing every day. You heard that scream, folks? That's what this creep listened to every day, every day, and got off on it and taunted kids and did it again and again and again for decades. That was a good

presentation, Vin. You're starting to get good at this. Decades of torturing children. Can I ask a dumb question? And I know that you probably don't know the answer to this. I know the answer to everything. But why is it that there were never lawsuits or concerns going on until now? Great question. There have been many out-of-court settlements that have been sealed. In fact, one going back 20 years where apparently there was a disfigurement involved.

All right, so next week your creep's going to be Catholicism. Let me just make a prediction. I'm just going to, I'm going to sum it up with this. Yeah, go ahead. He ran a little shop of horrors that disfigured children and robbed them of their smiles.

Robbed them of their smiles. Oh, that's, I get to hate journalism so much. But now I see why you got how you got the idea for the Steve Martin song there. All right. Cool. Are you got some?

Do I need to play the screaming again? No, I'm good. Okay. I think I'm good. 20 years, over 20 years, and he made $4 million as well doing it. So, are you ready to hear my creep this week? He could just treat the kids right.

He could just treat the kids well and over bill. Yeah. This fucking guy is tying children down, not giving them proper anesthesia, and performing massive dendals up, pulling extra healthy teeth out of children's heads. Well, Vinny, I think you and I both know that dentists are all evil. I think we can both agree on that, right? Not as evil as Dr. Schneider.

No answer. Not as evil as my creep. No answer. Very smart. Very smart of you. I agree with nothing when it comes to you. Very political. All right.

Is it my turn? No. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, you go ahead. Awesome. So I'm going to head to Tampa, Florida, and I think Florida's going to be a lot of this episode. But my creep is a guy named Ronald Brown. Now, Ronald Brown.

Drafted overall number two to the Miami Dolphins. Not that Ronald Brown. Out of Auburn University. Who probably is also a creep, but not that Ronald Brown. This Ronald Brown is a puppeteer, and he has a ventriloquism act. he likes to have a little boy puppet in his lap and he does a lot of church events he actually was on television

on some churchy TV shows he does the elementary school circuit so you're telling me someone involved with organized religion was creepy I know it's weird right yeah all right let's just listen to the setup of this and this is his attorney saying that he's not involved in anything that he's been accused of.

His attorney tonight vowing to get him out. He's not involved with this. He wouldn't do something like this. He's got no criminal record. But federal agents say the evidence uncovered in the 57-year-old's home suggests otherwise, including disturbing images of child porn, like pictures of

boys with their hands and feet bound by ropes, and at least one where a child appeared to be dead. Okay. So they found... Like baby Jesus. Baby Jesus wasn't dead. I don't remember how it goes. It was 30-something Jesus.

I don't remember how it all goes. I remember the order of the events. So they go into his, they get a search warrant, and they find in his computer, actually they find these CDs, these discs that contain pictures. Praise and worship music. No, no. D.C. Talk albums. No. A lot of good Christian music.

No. No. No. A lot of pictures of naked boys and girls and some deviant shit, including dead children. And this is what's crazy to me. They interview the neighbor, this newscast does, and the neighbor is not surprised. All right? I want to key in on that.

Yeah, I'm not either. Listen to this. Stacey Gogan was disgusted, but not surprised by the allegations, saying for years her neighbor has spent an unusual amount of time with children, the puppeteer taking kids with him to church, and also hosting pizza dinners at home for groups of young boys, at least once a week. I mean, at least he was driving at the church. Pizza party! Yeah.

So, obviously, from what you've heard so far, the neighbor says, this is not a shocker. You see these guys, the older guys, they're not married. They're having parties with teenagers or they're taking skateboarders to the skate park. All right, kids. Come on and put your keys in the bowl. Have a slice of pizza. We've seen this before, right? So the neighbor says, I'm not surprised, but what you don't know is what this person is accused of.

But what neighbors say they never imagined are highly graphic conversations Brown admitted to having with another man online. Transcripts show they talked at length about the best way to kill children as young as two years old. So the reason why this person was arrested is because he's in Yahoo! I.M. chats that the FBI were able to confiscate. and I have them here, which is exciting, talking to other people online about how to kill children. Not rape. I mean, we've covered that on this show.

That's one thing. Sure. But he's looking to kill the children, and the neighbor says, I'm not surprised. I believe the old adage goes, ifs and butts were candy and nuts, oh, what a feast we'd have. This guy didn't do anything. Hold on.

I haven't gotten to the kicker yet. the reason why he would want to kill children, Vinny, you're about to make a new puppet. You're about to find out. The best way to kill children as young as two years old describing how to cut them up, cook them, and eat their remains. This is the conversation he's having. I'm going to read you some excerpts. I read this whole thing. And these are the court papers that came out.

Is it any worse than veal? It's both, they're both wrong. They're both bad. There's this one specific boy from the church that he likes. And he's having a conversation with this other person online. And the other person says, any luck with the boy? No, I still want to eat him, though. He was looking good in his pick that I got.

Great. Nice, tight ass. Mmm, love boys like that. Firm, meaty ass. Would make a nice meal for you. I bet you can handle him. I think I'd. good smiley face.

I am sure. Would you just knock him out? It would be the best way for a boy his age and size, yes. With something, your fist, or what? A good whack on the back of the head, preferably with something like a blackjack. Do you think it would kill him or just knock him out? Oh, just knock him out.

I've never seen a kill one. Oh, then just throw him over your shoulder and carry him off. That's the first conversation. It's like you've never been hunting before, Carl. I know. So he's trying to get the, he's trying to figure out how this is done

by someone who's done it before. All right. So he's talking to this person again. This is at another date. And he says, I think he might be small enough to take down easily. You should come down and help.

He couldn't, you could enjoy him too. Man up, I expect just hijinks these two trying to catch a kid. Yeah. It's like home alone. They're tripping on,

hot on one of those fucking toys. I don't even know. Oh, goddamn. The only time it's okay to picture eating a child is if you're like, you're on one of those life rafts and you've been out and see for a really long time when you look over and you just see. It's him or me. It's him or me.

Yep. Just that hamburger with a little ball cap on. So at this point, this guy has now invited his friend that he met online to come down to Florida and murder, cook, and eat this child with him. And he says, love to, of course. But I think a first should be enjoyed alone, especially with all you've done watching him. So this is this guy, Ronaldigan, he says, I think I could handle the snuff easy. It would be the catch and butcher that would be hard.

I take it you already imagine stuffing him whenever you look at him. Yes, I think I would enjoy that. Imagine him wiggling and then going still. So you'll strangle or suffocate him? Ugh. Eh, it would be a toss-up between the two. I think either would be hot. Strangle would be hot, though harder.

Suffocate would go easier, I think. I drowned my last one. She was quite small, feisty though. What? Gave a good fight. Little Redhead, and she proved it, winky face. I have thought about drowning, too. Just slide him into the tub and hold his face under.

I started mine face up and then flipped her over. That's an idea. I could do that, too. I love that. I got some more. No, thank you. No, not, I don't know that. No, thank you. Come on.

Come on, we're having fun. All right, this is another conversation. Did she taste good? She did. She made a sweet little oven roast. Yummy. What was the best part? Her bottom was a little flat, but still good.

But her pudgy thighs were great. You are making me hungry. This is Ronald again. You are making me hungry. so you're telling me that I'm supposed to be shocked that a man who works at a church yeah uh as a ventriloquist a church ventriloquist with a little boy marionette that he has pizza parties with all the boys yep I'm supposed to be surprised that he wants to eat and murder children yes nah I think he should be pretty surprised that his fantasy is

cooking these children and then eating that's a Tuesday at a church all right just one more thing I want to talk about here so this other person online and by the way he's talking to three different usernames within this Yahoo I am platform

and they're all the same person and that person has also been arrested so this person says you've heard of slimy yet satisfying haven't you? Yes he's the one who sent it to me that's somebody of his snuffing the girl

look at her face compared to the body color otherwise. She's getting nice and blue. Yeah, she is starting to go. Now, they're describing a picture that he sent of a little girl being strangled to death. And he says, this is the other guy, he says, and they do stick their little tongue out when they're being strangled. Oh, Carl. It would be hot to see one done like that. I assume this was a camera phone picture. If only there was video, watch her from start to finish. And then our buddy Ronald says, it would be nice to have the video of it. Then Ronald said, well, if you follow me on Patreon

I'll see what we can do. No, he's talking to this person about actually cooking a child that this person ate and he said, watching that pale little slab of girl meat turning color as it cooked was wonderful too. Had her little pussy still intact there too? It looks so cute, so smooth,

so smooth and pure. Unvote you. You're the creep this week for smiling while you're reading this. Hold on, hold on. I just have this quick conversation to go through because this is where it gets really fucking gross. So she, this guy mentions that he likes eating the pussy.

And so Ronald says, are those usually good? The outer part is the slit and surrounding meat. Have you always eaten the pussy? The outer portion, yes. The inner part is not as good. No. The best is the lips.

I would like to taste that sometimes. I would like to taste that sometimes. how do you cook it go get a date that you can taste one go meet a woman sir did you ever think i'd be talking about eating pussy and it would be this fucking disgusting okay Carl here's the thing with this yeah finish up because oh my god I can't handle you go back and going back to this all right this person was on a television show called joy junction and on joy junction he had his uh his fun little puppet on his lap. His puppet's name is Marty. So it's Ron and Marty. And they're having a conversation that is perfect. And when I got over there, I noticed that some of the kids were

kind of giggling and laughing, you know, and I wondered why they were doing that. Well, why were they doing it? Well, they said, Marty, come over here and take a look at our pictures. So I walked on over there and I took a look. And do you know what it was? What was it, Marty? A pussy and a frying pan. I'll tell you that right now. Ron, they were looking at some dirty pictures and they wouldn't need a look too. A pussy and a frying pan.

Can that be the name of this of this episode, please? Episode 8, a pussy and a frying pan. You have to see this video. You put it in the show notes, please. The link to this video. This is the creepiest looking puppet. you've ever seen in your life, and for some reason, they decided on a Christian children's television show to talk about looking at porn. I can't. I can't figure out why that was the topic

of conversation. Oh, gee, Carl, you should look at that pornography. You should come over and have some pizza with me. I'll find you. All right. So our buddy Ronald explains to his puppet friend that the Bible has the answer to this. And I apologize. The audio sounds like shit. That's just how it is. That's right, Marty. You know, that kind of reminds me of a verse I'm thinking of in the Bible that's found in 2 Timothy 222. And it says that you should run away from anything that will give you evil thoughts. And as your companions, you should have friends who have pure and clean thoughts and will only give you good ideas. I don't think this guy practices what he preaches. You don't say. You don't say. So for that reason and many others, I'm sure I'm not even paying attention to,

I say Ronald Brown is the creep this week. Let's get Vinny to spin the Wheel of Destiny as a win would give me five points, which is what we need. And I want to thank Cameron for sending in that suggestion. Cameron, you goddamn traitor. Thank you, Cameron. Um, fuck you. Herb, you're my boy. Erb is captain and team Vinny.

Come on, Irb's my boy. What are you talking about? You can't steal him. Listen. I follow Herb on Twitter now. Ladies and gentlemen, Carl deserves to spin this wheel. Carl is the man who brought in Charlie Sheen. He brought in R. Kelly, and he brought in Carol Baskin.

And I lost all of those, so get over it. And he brought in this creep. Now, when did this story happen, Carl? I don't know. Yeah, you do. 2012? Oh, so you're going way back in time to pull out a creep out of that. Way back in time.

Whatever. What happened to Ronnie, old Ronald? You know that it's old because I said he was using Yahoo! I am. That's how you know how old it was. I still use it. Hold on. No, you don't. Hold on.

What happened to Ronald? Where is he now? He was sent to prison for 20 years. Oh, that's it? Yep. And that was just for looking. He was sent to prison for what? Vinny.

For looking at child porn. Have I not made the case? This is America. We're sitting here having a conversation about cooking and eating children. It's the same thing he did. We're just having a conversation. My guy strapped children to chairs and actively tortured them for his job. And he didn't.

have to, folks. He did not have to do it, but he did it because he got sick pleasure from it. And he did it and he did it and made millions of dollars. And the hate jerked off thinking about kids screaming. Let me go back to this part where he says, had her little pussy still attacked. Technical difficulties. Yes, how you cook a little girl's pussy on the internet. That's a creep. That's a fucking creep. Folks, you know you uncalled, spin the this fucking wheel. Your boy Vinnie didn't do nothing to you. Think about all the stuff Carl's done.

See, now you're changing the argument. It's not me as a personality versus you because, yes, I am the creep out of this scenario. It's the people that we bring in. Don't change the fucking rules on me now. I'm not changing any rules on you, folks. You know that a man who actively tortured children is worse than a guy who thought about it. Vinny, we got any voicemails or emails or notes or anything we should talk about. We got some from some.

some fans and some people. Cool. What do we got? This one came in from our pal, Devin in New Hampshire. Hey, Carl and Vinny. This is Devin from New Hampshire. I'm loving the show so far. It gives me biggest problem vibes

with more Windows computer sounds and Vinny's phone going off. With all the shit you give people, it's nice to know you practice saying exact G and picture in front of a mirror for two hours a day because of the internet. Also, fuck you for picking Carol Baskin. as a creep that just tells you how much show prep you do you obviously picked it an hour before

you pulled a clip it's true you obviously didn't have a creep this week well love the show so far thanks guys all right thanks devon uh this one came in i liked that note a lot do you want to just gloss over the fact that your phone and your windows machine is popping up noises throughout the show Nope No thank you Fair enough Jesus Christ Vida

You scared the shit I thought you were bringing in Like that whole Polyamorous group As the creeps But thank Christ You fucking pulled up At the last second

And brought the guy Who beat the baby After death I mean It's fucking God damn You had Such a slam dunk

With Carl Brin And Carol Baskin I mean Yeah She's fucking a weird cat lady And you know Kill her husband But yeah

God damn it Vinny's scared that's right that's a man who wants to see me win that I'll tell you man that was impressive last week because I was just watching the video I was enthralled I'm like yeah this is great and then you had a kicker that was beyond all kickers that was that was impressive now uh Carl last week you wanted everybody to send in their recommendations on meth for you oh good yeah and we had some concerned listeners Carl I've seen your LinkedIn profile picture and you don't need more drugs, buddy.

That's all. He didn't say, don't have them. He just said, you know, maybe you don't need them. It's probably true. Because you look like a vagina and a frying pan. All right. Go back to that old well. Back to the well for me.

All right. You ready for us? Go brave. I am. Let's do this. Some are honest, underrange stories that are very strange. Weird news. Hey.

Oh, wait. That's the wrong one. That's the wrong. I met this. The scum parade, these are my peeps, the scum parade, it's nothing for creeps, the scum parade, I'm parolanding show. We are starting today in North Carolina, Rianne Lee Brownlee, 39 years old, who identified herself. as Agent Alexandria Mancini

posed in a dating profile with a fake FBI badge and stolen gun. Because that's how you get the dates. Yeah. Everybody wants to date the FBI lady, right, Carl? I can't imagine that would make someone more attractive.

I have so much illegal shit going out of my life. I don't want to bring an FBI agent into it. Yeah, you don't want her to see your browser history with Ronald Brown. Right. No, but honestly, my browser history is fucking bonkers. He produces a thing called the P-Pod. I know.

With all the fucking podcast I'm up to, too, the shit that I'm Googling, he'd be thrown away for 25 years. The U.S. Attorney's Office for the Western District of North Carolina set Thursday a news release, according to records, Brownlee's ex-husband found photos of hers masqueraded as a federal agent on a dating site. An acquaintance later told detectives that Brownlee met men online for sex and then stole their credit card numbers. She was arrested in February 2019.

She told a date she was working as an undercover agent in a drug case. Brownlee later lied to the man that she had to keep her identity secret from local law enforcement because she was operating undercover. So she's making up all sorts of crazy stories, meaning people, stealing shit from them. Court records indicate that police recovered from her a stolen vehicle that she was driving, a stolen loaded gun and a fake FBI identification badge bearing her name. The reason this is news this week is because she has just been sentenced to three years in federal prison for impersonating an FBI agent. Vinnie, this is why I say people can't handle the internet. She had a stone gun.

She posed with it and put that picture up on the internet. Correct. How stupid of a retard do you have to be to think that's a good idea? And I love that her ex-husband is the one who was also on the dating site. Wait a second. This Alexandra Mancini looks a lot like Rian. Yeah. So I do have to say after reading this article, I'm thinking about stopping the thing that I do every Veterans Day, where I take a selfie with my Marine uniform on, and I type, You're Welcome.

I'm thinking the whole Solent Ballard thing is out of control. Take down that Tinder profile. Yeah. That you made with it. I think I should stop doing that. I was never a Marine. All right. Well, let's go down, down to Florida.

Please charge William Shoemaker, 36-year-old, convenience. convicted felon. He repeatedly choked his girlfriend of two years around her throat with both hands. The alleged attack took place Sunday afternoon in the parking lot of a St. Petersburg convenience store. That's right. He was strangling and beating his girlfriend in the middle of broad daylight in a convenience store with witnesses. Witnesses told the police that they observed him striking and choking the victim multiple times. When he was approached Shoemaker spontaneously stated, I was showing her how I was previously arrested for domestic battery. Yeah, he was just demonstrating what got him in trouble in the first place.

Remember the last time I was arrested for this? This is what I did. I gave her one of these. And one of those. I don't believe that story, but what they don't talk about is, did the bitch have it coming? Did not bring it up. They don't talk about that in the article at all. The other thing they leave out of that article, which I thought was weird,

is the time he gave his girlfriend a strap on so he could demonstrate how he was raped in jail. Yeah. Yeah, then he did this. And then he did that. And I went, who, what I find what's going to be really interesting

is when he goes to court and he has to do another demonstration of what he was doing, it's going to be like just layers on layers of layers. He did it one time and now he's been arrested 50 times for showing people what he did. It's like domestic inception.

Yes. yeah all right all right cops say the 29 year old woman was walking through a Walmart in Largo a city outside of Tampa when she noticed our next contestant in the scum parade Juan Antonio Veles he was following her at one point the woman told cops the six foot three 250 pound Veles that's right very conspicuous walked up to her and grabbed her butt the victim said that Veles 30 then continued to follow her when she got to the self-checkout lane the woman said Veles again walked up to her and groped her buttocks, prompting her to tell him to, quote, stop it.

The woman subsequently told Walmart management she was afraid, so they took her to an office, which I can't think of any place to make you feel better than a Walmart office. When police questioned Veles, he reportedly confessed to grabbing her butt twice and said, ah, come on, guys, this is how I talk to women. Yeah, I kind of like that defense. Come on, this is how I talk to them. Velazzi cops acknowledged that he touched the victim. Prior to making any conversations with her,

the entire incident police reported was recorded by Walmart security cameras. You're Italian. I mean, you talk with your hands too. I do. It's not uncommon. But what is the message? I'd love to be the prosecuting attorney in this case and just go up there and say, okay, so you say that touching a woman's ass is the way that you talk to women. All right, Melissa McCarthy, please come in right now.

I'd like to see. Say hello to Ms. McCartney, please. Can you please have some pleasantries with Miss McCartney here? Oh. Please observe that he's not anywhere near her. I give you Exhibit B. Rosie O'Donnell. Right.

He's locked up, but he was groping women in a Walmart. How stupid. Has there ever been a gropable woman in a Walmart? You know, every time I ask a question, I realize that I'm the creep. Never mind. Let's move on. That's the episode. Has there ever even bed a grope of a woman in a Walmart?

Where's Brooklyn at? Let me tell you. A 68-year-old Brooklyn man was taken into police custody. The unnamed man was arrested last week on Wednesday after a passerby caught him trying to load a tarp-covered dead body into a U-Haul. Police said the Good Samaritan was walking in Flatbush just before 4 a.m. When he spotted something wrapped in a tarp on the street. Unsure what it was, the man kicked the tarp and checked underneath. He realized it was a dead body of a woman and,

fled. He ran the fuck away, called the police. A few moments later, another man was caught on camera dragging the body and loading it into a U-Haul truck. Cops arrived before the unidentified second man could take off. Sources said EMS responded and pronounced the woman dead at the scene. Cops said the 68-year-old was taken into custody on pending charges. That's an almost 70-year-old dude in charge of getting rid of the body. Yeah, I know. It's like Mike from Breaking Bad. Yeah. It might have been him. He's just trying to retire. said enough oh my granddaughter just wants to buy a house with the big yard you know what i hated about this story it said a good samaritan walked by at four a m you mean a tattletail yes a busybody this is

the problem that we have right now is that no one can mind their own fucking business especially in this day and age of this COVID-19 lockdown this is so frustrated to me did you hear about this many, there was, and we're in Rochester, New York, on Clinton Ave, there was a salon that got busted because they had customers in that they were servicing. I don't know if you heard about it.

I didn't even know if it made the news. So here's what happened. They have all the windows boarded up, were closed, everything else. Someone walked by and heard a hairdryer going and called the police and got them busted.

Help! Help! Help! Help! Someone was getting their fucking hair done and some asshole thought they're going to save the world. This goes back to what Mayor Eric Garcetti in L.A. said. Snitches get rewards. Did you hear that fucking press conference? This fucking asshole. I know what you think about snitches get stitches.

Not in L.A. In L.A., if you snitch on your neighbor, we'll give you a high five. Go fuck yourself, asshole. In L.A., you snitch on your neighbor. We'll make your star. Make your star. You go in places, kid. Anyway, this guy's terrible at loading dead bodies into U-Hauls because he left the body sitting there for a while for someone to go discover it.

And then the other guy's an asshole for calling the cops because he discovered it. Mind your own business. Correct. So here we are, ladies and gentlemen. That's the end of the line. That's the end of this week's episode of The Creepov. We hope that you are thoroughly uncomfortable through all of it. This has been a really uncomfortable show.

Why did I have so much fun? Do you understand that? I feel like we're really jelling now. I feel like this whole thing's really starting to work out. Some are honest, some deranged stories that are very strange. Weird news. Hey, everybody. Do you hear about this guy down in L.A.?

You hear about this? Oh, boy. All right, I guess it's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice. Gia! We forgot to talk. tell people to vote for her. Go to the creepoff.com and vote for Carl.

Wrong. Remember, vote for the worst dentist ever. It's the queen. He ran a little shop of horrors that disfit your children and robbed them of their smiles. Bullshit! You fucking know all about this shit! Ah!

Ehnily raping children Here he is most the leader of the plaque Oh my god He is the ditches that he'll never ever be pretty good Who wants that teeth done by the Marquis decide? Oh, that hurts!