The Creep Off - #9 Fingering File?

Episode Date: May 4, 2020

In this week’s contest Karl might have a tougher path to victory than his chosen creep. Vinnie introduces us to an overly tattooed Boy, a Girl and his Mother. In the scum parade we smell a rat, discover the fate of one made up child and learn what that whole Peter Piper nursery rhyme was really about. Finally justice is done and the wheel is spun…What are the consequences? Listen and find out! Don’t forget to vote simply visit Thecreepoff.com

Everything's out of there. Are they good? No, but who gives a fuck? You good? Let's do a creep off. Let's do it. Hi-de-ho, Creeporinos. It's me, your host. I really lead it into that now. Welcome to another fun edition of The Creep-off.

Holy shit, people really seem to be disgusted by us from last week's episode. Yeah, we had a big spike in votes going on. Yeah, yeah, it was really interesting. how big of a spike of votes we got. Yeah, there really was. When we were on Game Point. Yeah, Game Point. All I needed was the victory last week to make you spin the Wheel of Cozacquettes.

And what's the final vote percentage there, Vinny? What do we got going on here? I don't want to say. 76% go to. Carl. That means this is the moment of truth. Vinny has to spin the wheel. We'll do that at the end of the show.

Ha, ha, ha. It's not the moment of truth. What do you mean? I have a little bit of time before I have to spend it. Oh, okay. This is going to be the longest episode of the creepoff ever. I don't know about that. We're going overtime.

I don't know about that. I'm going to keep mine pretty short this week. Oh, my God. So you actually have a conspiracy theory. you think that someone was using bots to vote for me. That's the only way that this could have happened. Nope. But I got so many votes.

I do not. I think I just made a really compelling argument. I think I just convinced the people. Okay, so the wheel. Yeah, what's on the wheel, Vinnie? Let's talk about it. Well, there is the adult diaper one where I have to wear an adult diaper and, like, for a day in public. Explain that one.

I don't know. No. Somebody just said wear an adult diaper in public. We're an adult diaper for a full day. I might take one for a test drive. We'll never know. Can you, do you have to pee in the diaper? Can you take it off when you use the bathroom? How does that work? I don't know how that works. I think you have to pee in the diaper.

I'm not pooing in the diaper, Carl. No, number two in the diaper is too far. Okay. Have dinner with a listener. I'd rather die than watch any of you eat. Oh, God, I can't read my own writing. okay this is a good one this one would really suck uh crox in public for a month wait hold on a second first you got to move the browser because i can't see you or the wheel right now oh that's probably for the

best because i want to participate in crocs in public crocs in public did you say for a month yep the crocs are a month i'm pity these came in from listeners man i've just thrown it out there the nick bates cover song oh i like that one yeah so we got to cover one of his awesome tunes like, I freaking hate vaginas. I would do that one. That's the one I would do. Or who could forget the classic? Gonna stick it in Anna's butt.

Gonna do it in Anna's butt. I think I'm doing one of those time life commercials. And who could forget? What of Nick Bates' best songs? I'm gonna do my wife and also some children. Okay, they get it. So we'll do a, so I'll do a karaoke version or a cover version of that? The one I absolutely do not

want the most is a stress test. Yes, the stress test made it out there. I think that was my idea. The 12-hour podcast stream, where we would have to just listen to terrible podcast for 12 hours on a live stream so everybody can keep us honest.

That sucks. Big time. Performed Seamus's stand-up. Yeah, I like that one. I don't. I want to see you on stage telling those fucking jokes. Oh, no thank you. And you can't use alias either. It has to be Vinnie Paulino telling those jokes. I don't even know

one of his jokes. I don't even have a clue. He doesn't have any jokes. Oh, okay, good. That'll make it easier. Stuttering John merchandise. Oh, that sucks. Have to buy Stuttering John's T-shirts and wear them publicly for a week. Yeah, he has three

different T-shirt designs that you can now order. He uses them to wipe his sweaty face on his show, but we would actually order them and then wear them in public. Yes. That's scary. That's terrible. Could you imagine if someone's like, oh, you listen to Suttery Jod's pocket? I'm like, no, I promise you, I don't.

It's a bad to, nah, it's a long story. How about the seven-second porn challenge? Yeah, that one's fun. Yeah, go out in public and blast porn on your phone for seven seconds. Like standing in line at Rite Aid. To me, that one's like a bee sting. To me, that's like the, that's not the hardest one to do because... Get it over with and just move on.

Yeah, then you're done it, you move on with your life. Mayo bobbing for apples. Mayo bobbing for apples? Put apples in like a giant tub of mayonnaise and have to bob for apples. That makes me physically ill. Yeah. I don't want that. Whose idea was that?

A monster. Some monster that listens to the show. And I believe, I think we got most of them there. Then the last one is driving to Gary Indiana. Oh, of course. Driving to Gary Indiana. Which, by the way, I want to point out, I know that for Patrick Michael, that was a big deal. But he lives, like, within an hour's drive of Gary Indiana.

It's eight fucking hours from here. It's like eight fucking hours from here. It's like eight hours from here. I looked it up. It would really suck. Are you going to do that in one day? You can drive there and drive back. It can be 16 hours in the car?

I'm not staying there. Well, that's what I mean, right? I mean, your mouth just fucking go to Chicago at that point. Do they rent out rooms in the house? Michael Jackson was molested in because maybe I'd go do like a star tour or something. Do you imagine? No, thanks. Oh, okay.

I think that's all of them. Okay. Great. Well, you're going to. A dog diaper stress test, 12 hour podcast. Nick Bates and Crocs and Public Studering John Merchant. Yeah, that's it, man. I'm going to have to do one of these

fucking awful things. You are going to be spinning that wheel later on in the show but first, we've got to get the creep off underway. And because I won, I'm going first. All right, I brought a fantastic creep for everybody this week. Joe Biden. This is not partisan. This has nothing to do with Joe Biden

being a Democrat. Joe Biden is a fucking creep. All right. So, I don't know that I need to explain this too much. I mean, basically, he makes Richard Dawson look like a gay germaphobe the way he treats women. He, there's a woman named Terror Reid, who he allegedly... Hey, everybody. He allegedly fingered her when she was working for him back in 93 when he was a senator.

And I love the fallout that's happened from this. You actually sent me a tweet yesterday that I got to pull up from this guy, Richard Comey, Who's Richard Comey? Richard Comey is a New Hampshire delegate and a prominent Democrat from New Hampshire. And he says, in his tweet, judging by the position of the female vagina, it will not be easy for anyone to just put their finger into the vagina unless there is some cooperation from the female herself.

That is why I believe Tara Reid's allegation is false. She is looking for attention. And then he put his headphones on and what song was playing. I freaking hate vaginas Yeah, this guy does not understand how vaginas were Does not even a little bit He doesn't think a woman could be fingered against her will Unless she cooperated

Fun fact on this guy, he has resigned Oh That career didn't last long after that tweet Well, I feel like he stuck to his guns Twitter is not a good thing if you're a shock jock or a politician Just stay the fuck off of it Nope It's not going to help you in any way

So, all right, we know all about that. We've seen Joe Biden just be a creep towards women. But the thing that really tipped it for me and the reason why I brought this is because there's an article that just came out, a woman named Eva Murray, who told Law and Crime, which is the publisher, that Biden complimented her on the size of her breasts at an event in 2008. And that's when Eva was 14 years old, Betty. Nice tits, sweetie. When did you graduate?

That's what I was thinking, too. Well, look at those cans. Whoa. How do you compliment a 14-year-old on her breast size? I would love to hear that conversation. Her ID said she was 18. You didn't check her in deep, Joe. Oh, man.

You know, Grandpa Joe. Grandpa Joe. Like, here's the thing we have to remember. If we keep insisting on nominating 80-year-old men for president, we're going to have these problems. Yeah, if you're alive for 80 years, chances are you're going to finger a couple chicks that gets their will. It just happens.

Well, yeah. How could you avoid that? Been a lie for that long. It's really hard. They have to cooperate, I've heard, but, you know, 80 years you got a better chance. So the great thing about Biden is that now he's on the press tour and going on the morning shows and denying all the allegations. So, of course, because there does seem to be some evidence and some people who know about this incident, they're pressing Joe to release him. his records, the documents from when he was a senator.

I can't release my fingering files. This is what he said. You can't do that. They're private documents. They're not for the, they don't, they don't get put out in the public. What does he have a diary? Dear diary, June 25th, 1983, smelled a 13-year-old girl's hair for a really long time. I don't think anybody noticed, though.

It's our little secret. Oh, Biden, you're a fucking creep. I can't, why would it be in files, though, Carl? What file has forcible fingerings in it? I don't know, but this is why I hate politicians, because they're like, well, can we just search your files? And he goes, no, those are private files. Like, you work for us, asshole. What, what is that file that you're holding there?

Does that say forcible digital manipulation out of the out? What is that you have? Give me that file. I don't even know why I carry this file around. It's only going to get me into trouble Why did they create this document? I don't want to... I'm very forgetful, you know?

All right, that's all I got. I got Joe Biden. And I didn't have to make an argument because he's just the biggest creep right now. He could be the biggest creep right now. I might not argue with that. All right. So it's my turn, is it?

It is. Okay, so there's a picture of my creep up on your screen. Oh, he's got a couple tattoos. He certainly does. What's that thing in the middle there? What is that thing in the middle there between his eyes? It'll be on the website you folks can take a look. So we're going down to...

The Thecreepoff.com. By the way, if you would like to tweet the show, it's creepoff pot at creepoff pod. If you want to submit your creeps, you can email us at the creepoff pot at gmail.com. And if you want to leave us a voicemail 585371-8108. Now, back to... There's also a creep-off channel in the WATP Discord server, which I appreciate people giving me their creeps in there, too. so that I can... You know, that Cameron kid

who gave you your creep last week I'm gonna make him... I'm gonna rat him out because I'm really mad at it because I have to spin the wheel because of his ass. Yeah, thank you, Cameron. He was all like, Vini, I'm on your team.

I think you're great. I'm like, sure you do, kid. Sure you do, kid. Whatever you say. Oh, Cameron, you hurt me. You hurt me deep. That's awesome. All right.

According to Marion County Sheriff's Office, 29-year-old Michael Zachary McKeatis known as Zach was arrested on April 29th and charged with crimes that happened on January. 5th. Now, on January 10th, Orlando police responded to a local emergency room where the victim reported a crime. She said that McKedis offered her a ride from Orlando to her aunt's house in nearby Marion County. Seems like a nice guy, right, Carl? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, giving her a ride.

The arrest report says the McKetus and the woman met on Facebook after the woman's aunt introduced them on social media. So they had never really met before. Like he's a friend of the aunt. And we'll get to that later. And she was going to get a ride to the aunt. house, the same aunt. Right. Okay. Right. Now, McKedis arrived in a van with a friend, and McKedis' mother, Shannon James, was driving. She gets there, and she's like, this isn't just the guy.

This is another friend, and his mom is driving? This is weird. Uh, she then described McKetus, uh, because she never met him in person and you just saw him. Yeah. Uh, she said that she changed her mind and didn't want to go. She said he was someone you would quote, instantly be scared of. She met him

on social media. Aren't there pictures of people on social media? I don't know if he was I don't know what was on his social media, dude. This guy could have, like, totally had... You don't even know what's about to happen, bro. Okay, I doubt. So she gets into the car because the guy had a gun in his waistband and said, get in the car. I don't care that you don't want to go.

It's a good argument. It's like, she gets in the car. Then he forces something down her... Like, they grab her and they force something down her throat and make her eat it. And then they made her stay down between the seats as they drove. They pushed her down. on the floorboards of the car. She had drug meal at this point? What are we talking about?

Well, we're getting there. Instead of going to her aunt's house, they ended up at Shannon James, the mother's residence. Makedas took the victim out back to a camper. At that point, she said, hey, this isn't my aunt's house. I think there's something of foot here. And he said, you don't need to go. You don't need to go to your aunt's house. Why don't you just stay here?

And she's like, I don't really want to. And at that point, she says, she started feeling very woozy and started to lose consciousness. at that point she remembers being raped by Makedas and a secondary object was used to violate her we do not know what that is but she also says she remembers hearing Mekita

say go go and then the second person raped her the mother picked them all up in a van Carl and they're just raping and having a good old time McKedis's mother? Yeah Shannon James the mother you didn't hear that a ride in a van with Meketus's mother

Shannon James Okay. Okay. So I actually, I hate to do this again, but I have audio. Yeah. And folks, again, trigger warning, this is, uh... I like that there was a time when you're like, I don't know that I wanted to do stories like this. It's pretty bad.

And now it's every single episode. Well, listen, this is, uh, this is bad. I'm sorry, this is audio that she recorded on her cell phone, allegedly, of the mother in Makitas interacting during, uh, this whole terrible. situation. Leaping, lower it. What's the matter with you? Mom!

Take it easy, lower it. I have to do this now. I don't mind you playing it, but lower it. Okay, there is no way that that is a clip from the King of Comedy played over Stocks and Women's Screaming Audio. That is not what that is. That is an actual audio of the situation. situation. Now, he had another friend with him, Carl. I don't know if you know that. I told you. He had another friend who also assaulted this poor girl. And there is audio that she recorded of him, Makedas, and the friend talking. Yeah, I have it right here.

Sorry, I totally trampled your bit there. I don't care. Here's my audio. Hey, ma, can we get some meat loud? Jesus Christ. The meat low! You want it now! The meatlow! I never know what she's doing back there. Where'd you get that girl?

She's hot. I got her yesterday. Yeah, man. That was definitely not a clip from wedding crashes. And that was definitely not Will Ferrell and Owen Wilson. Having a conversation in a movie that really doesn't hold up in 2020. It's not what it is, obviously. but she tried to come too.

She tried to call an Uber, but McKeelius put another unknown substance in her mouth. So apparently she got a cell phone somehow and was trying to get out of there. You would think she would call 911. Yeah, she tries to get an Uber. That's the worst way to get away from somewhere quickly. Well, he then put another unknown substance in her mouth

before burning her hair with a cigarette and holding scissors to her throat. According to the sheriff's office, they say he then dragged the woman across the property by her hair, punched her in the back of the head. He reportedly grabbed her again and forced her in the vehicle. And then his mother drove them to a Wind Dixie supermarket, and they threw the girl out of the car and left her in the parking lot.

Weird. So mom picked him up for his raping and then dropped her off after. And he threatened her with scissors. This guy has a gun. Remember that part of the story? You can thread someone with scissors when you have a gun. Well, just get in the car. You don't have to grab her by the hair or anything.

She'll do it. Now, here's why I'm going to say this man is a creep, apart from all these other things, because this just happened. He has not been convicted yet. This is all alleged supposedly. Okay. But when deputies ended up catching McKedis, he told them,

this is the quote from Mr. McEadis to the police, the victim suffered her injuries because of the lifestyle she chose. Whoa. Is that like meeting up with people on social media and getting rides from them?

Yeah. Is that the lifestyle that's so dangerous? I don't know. I don't know. Wow. But yeah, that's my creep. Zach McKetus. You know, I hate when people share drugs with people who don't want them.

I like when people share their drugs. But if you don't ask for it. There's another picture of my guy. Wow. Covered head to toe in tattoos. Yeah, it's not very conspicuous. Yeah, he'll never run for president. So I'm going to say, Carl.

This guy will never be president. You never know. He needs a billion dollars and some bronzer. All right. Well, that's a compelling argument. So we got Biden versus McKedis. Is it possible that Biden can't win anything? Yeah, way to pick a winner.

Oh, shit. You know, so when he told me when I laugh and clap my hands, I sound like a retarded seal. You do. Fuck that person. It's my natural. It's my natural, dude. I can't help it. That was pretty funny.

You want to hear some voicemails from our great viewers? Yeah, let's do it. This one came in. Hey, fellas. I don't know which was more. thankful to listen to. You, Vinny, bringing in audio of a child being tortured or Carl inviting fucking Vic on again? Even though this is the creep off, we will never invite Vic on this show. Yeah, Vic doesn't come out of this. Until she gets arrested. Oh, yeah, maybe she'll be a creep.

Yeah, well, she's already been ruining everyone's favorite podcast that you do. Now, this one came in from another listener. This is just another review of last week's episode. I know you're into podcast reviews. Yeah. Here we go. Guys, come on. This has been fun and entertaining up until this week. Sorry, I just can't get into chuckling about decades of child torture followed by child death and cannibalism. Did you pull back a little bit from the whole doing horrible things to children?

and just, you know, get back to shitty celebrities and people injecting things and other people without their permission. Thanks. Call me back. Sounds good. Yeah. Well, the worst thing that happened to children in this episode is that a 14-year-old was told her tits were nice. Yeah, so, and then I did the story about someone injecting someone with something that was unwanted.

Right. So we're doing better. I feel like we're getting this together. Yep. All right. Those are our voicemails this week. Thanks, everybody for calling in. Awesome.

Let's get to the scum parade because I wanted to watch you spin that wheel. Fuck you. All right. We're heading to the West Coast, buddy. The Inland Valley Humane Society and received a tip from the Ontario Police Department on April 26 after an employee

at the Quality Inn Ontario Airport Convention Center. That's the full name of the place. You can imagine it's very nice. Observed that several animals were inside of a Honda Civic parked outside the hotel. Officers who responded to the scene

initially counted at least eight cats inside the vehicle. Those of the scene also described a potent smell escaping from the car which had one window opened about three centimeters for air circulation. It was later determined that the vehicle's interior was excrement infested. According to the team of responders, they were able to open the vehicle's passenger door,

and ultimately, 24 cats were counted inside of the trunk in the seating areas of this car. Temperature readings indicated that the inside of the vehicle was 118 degrees in climbing. 24 fucking cats in a Honda. Yeah, and I got to say, I read this article, and these cats couldn't fucking hold it in, these naughty kitties were shitting all over the vehicle. You know how difficult that's going to be to clean?

Well, you can't take them in the hotel room when they're acting like that. Wait until you get back into the litter box. I hope somebody grabbed those cats and put their little pink nose into the shit. Look what you did. I'm sorry. That's really the worst article you sent me, by the way, so far.

This is the, we've talked about most awful things in the world and you got upset. Because little kid, Carl, I'm a little kid. I don't like torturing kittens. I find that to be pretty offensive. You're very offended by Carol Baskins, the torture of cats in general. Yeah, that's good point.

Yeah, there was no signs of drinking water. They also said they left basically a bowl of food that the cat's pissed all over. So it's really terrible. Yeah, the guy was arrested. Actually, he wasn't even arrested, Carl. You want to be pissed? The unidentified individual was issued a citation for 24 counts of crimes against animals. Oh, God.

Did you just put him down? It's a ticket. Yeah, that's a thing. He got 24 tickets. what do you what i mean what what does that get you when you do something awful like this you're not allowed to like go to lollipop farm anymore you're not allowed to go pick up pick up a cat you should like be branded okay yeah i do not like that story you're so quiet i know you're so upset that one bum me out all right fine we're going to go to indianapolis indiana all right

romney ellis 55 threatened his estranged wife in a series of troubling letters which prosecutors called a systematic campaign of harassment the indianapolis This man is pled guilty to sending his ex-wife, quote, a dead rat and now could face half a decade behind bars in a federal prison prosecutors announced Friday. His letters included threats to decapitate and set the victim on fire, and he routinely made racially and sexually charged statements and text message, including sending sexually explicit images of himself. Prosecutor said in his statement, Ellis also sent in his former spouse text messages stating that he was going to travel from Indiana to Florida to see her. He was also accused of using the mail to harass his ex-wife's friends and family. The 55-year-old was arrested in February after authorities raided his home while executing a search warrant. Handwritten notes containing the names and addresses of his ex-wife, her friends and family were seized from the property.

I'm guessing that she didn't take it seriously when he was threatened to cut her head off and light her on fire. And that's probably pretty frustrating when you had threats like that and they're not taking it seriously. The dead rat in the mail really sends the message. that you're pissed. I think he gets it through. I think it gets it through it because if you notice in this article, it wasn't until the dead rat came in the mail that anything was done about this guy. He was just sending all of these threats. I liked that some of them were racially charged. I'm going to cut your head off. And also, I don't even know what example to use right now. We don't know what he got. Romney Ellis, a Frenchman? I don't know. I don't know. But

that's the least of the problems that are going on here. By the way, I just want to point something out to people out there. This is kind of a public service announcement. If you want someone to die or you want to murder somebody, do not send them threats in writing. Do not do that. Even Marsha Clark would be able to convict you if you do that. That is not a good idea. Oh, God damn it. Yeah, you know, don't keep a diary like Joe Biden. Yeah, right. I don't know. You know who's not the case for this. It's good to know that the U.S. Postal Inspection Service is investigating the case. Who's the fucking male man who actually delivered a dead rat?

It's got to stink. Well, I love how you have all the sympathy in the world for the cats. Nothing for that rat. I hate rodents. Okay. All right, we're going to head down to Tennessee, shall we, Carl? Let's do it. Skipping on down south. A Tennessee woman who allegedly invented the birth, fatal

shooting, and burial of a non-existent baby admitted to fabricating the tale for, quote, attention. Police say. Surprise, everyone. I had a baby and it's dead, Now, stay tested me. Don't say shit for attention. It's not cute.

It is not cute. On March 6th, this woman, Miss Glenna Pinkerton's brother, alerted authorities that his sister claimed to have buried her one-year-old daughter in a park near the woman's home on Cabin Hill Road in Nashville. Ronald Pinkerton insisted he was, quote, unaware that his sister had ever been pregnant or was a mother, the arrest affidavit said. The following day, Glennna Pinkerton confirmed the account with investigators. So police showed up and said,

happened. She then told the police her ex-boyfriend, Antonio Allen, gunned the baby down. Yeah, shot the baby in the head. Yeah, gun the baby down and then she buried her one-year-old daughter in a, quote, shallow grave in the neighborhood park. Who's going to dig all six feet? Yeah, it doesn't seem necessary. For a baby? Come on. The 32-year-old, you get a foot for every year. The 32-year-old disclosed she had been with the child's father at the time of the shooting. According to the affidavit, she later allegedly led detectives to a specific part of Two Rivers Park where her daughter was supposedly buried. So she's one of these who's like, follow me, the baby's over here.

Like she didn't think anybody would check up on any of this. And she just kept going down the lie circle. Oh, he, where's my baby? Oh, he shot her. Yeah, the dumbest thing. By the way. Well, where's the body? I don't know.

I buried it in the park. You know it's a fake story when you have to shoot a one-year-old in order to kill. What kind of pussy needs a gun? To kill a one-year-old. Please, Carl. Please, let's not be mobsters here. What? So, forensic investigators and cadaver dogs subsequently swarmed the area in search of the infant's corpse.

However, no human remains were recovered. Pinkerton was arrested in charge with giving a false report to police. It's unclear exactly why the woman allegedly specifically singled out her ex-boyfriend in the shooting. I'm guessing it was because of the first thing that she saw after the questioner. Like, she might as well have said, fill up glass. Who's George Glass? It was George Glass, my boyfriend. Yeah, I mean, this lady is sort of fucking fiable.

I don't know what I'll say. The case says police report doesn't specify whether the supposed shooting of the child was accidental or intentional. They didn't say what happened, which I thought was an interesting point to put in the article. She didn't make up the circumstances around it. Just shot. Just shot. Police say had it actually happened, this is how it would have gone down. There would nothing happen.

By O.J. Simpson. If you want attention. that badly. Just do what I do and make racist jokes on podcasts. I'm telling you. Oh, Carl, I have to pull up this video for you, so just hold on one second, Pally. I got video of this next one. Yeah, is it another pizza story, Vinny? This fucking guy has to talk about pizza every episode. Yeah, it is a pizza story. Of course it's a pizza story, man. What do you know? I did not watch this video. I'm not looking forward to it. It's not as bad as you think. Here's the story. Police in Arizona are asking for the public's help

after an unidentified man was caught on camera striking an elderly grandmother with a pipe and then stealing a pizza from her. The woman was like 77 years old. Correct. Fucking hit her in the back of the head with a pipe. The Tucson police took to their Facebook page on Tuesday to share a video of an assault

and robbery that took place on the afternoon of April 21st at Peter Piper Pizza Restaurant. Is it possible this guy's name's Peter and he was just following directions? I set them up and you spike them, don't you? In this short video, which is less than 30 seconds long, an elderly woman can be seen carrying two pizzas, and she's carrying them not with a lot of tender-loving care.

The poor, like, this poor 77-year-old lady can barely carry. You got to hold a flat, lady. She's got a hold-up like on their side. Like, she's carried a couple of records. If I were her grandkids, I'd be so fucking pissed. I'm going to give you COVID-19, you fuck up our pizza again. Let me tell you something. She's carrying these, like, close to her chest,

like Joe Biden in his fingering file just all close to her chest completely wrong. I looks no one would take a pipe to Joe Biden's at so we get those files. He's also, he could be an elderly woman. An elderly woman can be seen carrying two pizzas. She begins the exit of Peter Piper's pizza restaurant.

But she opens the door and starts to leave. The male suspect appears brandishes what authority says was a metal pipe, striking the woman on the head and grabbing one of her pizzas. Yeah, Joe, he only got away with one of the pizzas. He only took one. Maybe he did like the toppings. The other one, I don't know.

What is this? Pineapple? What's the fuck with pineapple on pizza? Threw it out of the fucking ground. Keep this one lady. As the woman stumbles back into the store of the man walks off, the victim of a 77-year-old woman whose name is not but shared to not sustain any injuries and is recovering at home. Good for you, darling.

Yeah, that's good news. Grandma could take a fucking pipe to the head. Did you find that video? Oh, I got the video right here, Carl. Let's watch, show it. I didn't want to watch it, but I don't want to. You haven't seen it yet, huh? I haven't.

I didn't want to watch it. Oh. It's too busy crying about the kittens. It's poor little cats. Yeah, you didn't like this email today, did you? No, I didn't. Why won't you play, you fucker? Play, you fucker.

All right, I guess we get the point. No. Why doesn't this want to work for me? Is it because this whole thing is just terrible and wrong? Maybe. That's possible. Maybe it's a sign that we shouldn't be doing a show like this. This is all a bad idea.

So the numbers are up, Carl. I think we're just fine. We're doing the Lord's work. So here's the thing. We now reset, right? We're zero-zero again? Correct. We just keep going to five, and then it resets to zero-zero.

Correct. Well, it's going to be one to nothing next week. Correct. Yeah, I'm going to have a point. What? Dude, I have Joe Biden. How am I going to lose? Carl, please.

He's not going to vote for Joe Biden? That's, it's unfair. No one's going to vote for Joe Biden, Carol. That's the problem. No one's going to vote for Joe Biden. You might be right. So if you're going to do that, we're going to reset this every time somebody gets to five. Can we also have a running tally somewhere else so that we can have like a lifetime.

Yeah, you got one. Contest. Congratulations. You got one. All right. Fuck this video. So fucking best. I'm not happy.

I'm really not happy. Let's spin the wheel. Oh, fuck. Should I come over there and witness this? No, you can see it on the screen. I know, but you might have special effects going on. It's being recorded. All right, all right.

I'm worried about you being up to some shenanigans over there. And around and around it goes. Where it stops? Oh, come on, no. come on come on come on motherfucker what do you got i can't see it there's three things on this goddamn wheel that it costs me money yeah and this is one of them yes what is it

well i'll just make you happy to know that stuttering john's internet's gonna be on for a while oh we gotta buy john merch oh dude i hope they have your shirt size he might not that'll make it worse because i'll I have to buy the breakfast. Oh, my God. You have to buy a medium or a large and wear that around. So one of the rules specifically, you have to buy all three Stering John podcast T-shirts and then wear them for a week?

I guess. Or whatever. Get some pictures and put them up on the website. Yeah. And you know what? I'll fucking troll them too. I'll have fun with it. I'll tell him I'm his biggest fan.

Perfect. I'll see if I get her to do an episode with this. Yes. How fucking amazed would everybody be if? one day we have stuttery John on the show, and we don't tell him who you are. And the show has reached a new low. All right, that's

the end of the show. Fuck all of you. All right, that was fun. Vote for me this week, though. Please. Please go to thecreepoff.com and vote for Carl and Joe Biden. No, I think you need to vote for Zach McKedis. Many, it's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice.

Gagia! Some are on and some new rage stories that are very strange. We have known. Hey, Mama! We get to meet loud! That's fascinating! Lower it! What's the matter with you? Mom!

Take it easy, lower it! I'm not going to lower it! I have to do this now! I don't mind you playing it, but lower it! That doesn't make any sense, Rick!