The Creep Off - Episode 102: Make Your Own Kind of Music

Episode Date: February 28, 2022

In this wildcard edition of the Creep Off Karl & Vinnie had the freedom to pick any creep they want as long as they are not a pedophile or a murderer: In the scum parade we meet a Veterinarian who loved dogs, A brother who loved his sister and a woman who made her child a tattle tail To vote this week visit: thecreepoff.comTo help Vinnie Pick Karl's dinner date find us on patreon  

Hey Carl. Hey Vinnie. You ready for the recap? I am. Hey everyone, Tucker Dixon here with your weekly recap. I am back to audio format because my ninja video filter made me look like Michael J. Fox on the back of a pickup truck driving down a country road after having 12 Red Bulls. Anyways, let's go ahead and revisit 2020 with Biden v. Trump Part 2. And here's the deal, Jack.

Both geriatric men basically have the same case against them, being huge with the ladies. They both tried to provide to the people with what they believed they needed, whether that be changes to the tax code. to the tax code, health care reform, and deciding which female members should be on their presidential staff. As for this recording, Biden again was winning, but we'll have to see how the lawsuit in Pennsylvania pans out. Right now, I regret blowing my batch during Virginia Week with George Washington, but I guess I'll pick Lyndon B. Johnson, not for his assassination of JFK for challenging the Federal Reserve, but for normalizing whipping out his staff member during meetings, which happens to me a little more than I'd like to admit.

Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. And on that note, on with the show.

Disgusting Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola Creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the only show about creeps by creeps for creeps i'm your host vini paulino and joining me fresh off of episode 300

of w a tp his other show it's hot kukak carla what is happening vini paulino we have some good news to share today i did not expect this you know what i think we're both going to get the music for this 500 patriots thank you very much for the support we actually exceeded our goal 500 Patreon supporters, which means the roast of Vinnie and Carl will be scheduled to happen. Thank you, everybody, for doing that. It's quick. I'm sorry, I walked away. I'm like, it is very exciting.

People are already saying they're going to be coming to Rochester to come see us get roasted. That's an honor. Yeah. It should be a lot of fun. It should be. We do not have the official date yet. We will have it soon, but it is looking like it's going to be towards August or September. so you're going to have plenty of time to make your travel plans.

Carl, we did an episode that was very polarizing last week. We sure did, Vinny. Wow. Creepiest U.S. president. People were not happy with our choices. I'm going to get my finger ready on my hip-hop horn sound effect. Let's see how the voting ended up going.

Oh, listen to that at 80%. U.S.S. U.S.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.

again this really baby what a victory truly my fault i thought trump could beat biden what a fucking idiot i am biden wins again never learn i never learned but i that might be my the biggest landslide i've ever had yeah that he is officially received the most votes of any presidential nominated out the creep off it's official wow most votes in history awesome okay Good job, Biden. You did it. So some people were very upset, and I would just like to make a comment. I'm not going to read the emails that I received, but I did respond to one person.

I found out that the guy, like, stopped being a super chat contributor to Carl at WATP. He's like, I'm not listening to the 300th episode because you're on it. I'm going to read to you my response. I don't care. I said, thanks for reaching out. If you don't think that was presented, what was presented, what was presented was funny and you can't laugh in a politician, I don't know what to

tell you. I really am sorry to hear I upset you so much. I hope you change your mind and realize it's all in good fun. Your pal, Vinnie. That's what I said. I think you should be forced to vote for Trump in 2024 to make amends for this.

Okay. Like we're going to be here in 2024. Get the fuck out of here at this point. All right, folks. Well, we were challenged two weeks ago at a voicemail call about doing going back to the wild card category but putting the caveat on it that we would not pick a pedophile or a child murderer correct tough not really makes it a lot tough there's lots of different types of creeps and i want to thank this person for for getting my focus yes for bringing

me back to the essence of creepiness and i really appreciate this so this was a great a great little challenge for me this week and i'm excited to do this episode uh carl you won so you know you're going first. Let's rumble. I am going first. And Vinnie, what I decided was, let me find a creep who's never murdered anyone. But who stands for something that resulted in the killing of 100 million people in the 20th century. That's right.

I am going with the communist dictator to the north of us. Justin Trudeau is my creep. And we start off. In 2014, with Justin Trudeau praising China, when asked what country and what form of government he admires the most, this was his answer that he's, the thing I love about Justin Trudeau is he says the quiet parts out loud a lot, and it's a lot of fun. There's a level of admiration I actually have for China because their basic dictatorship is allowing them to actually. actually turn their economy around on a dime and say, we need to go green as fastest, we need to start, you know, investing in solar. I mean, there is a flexibility that I know Stephen Harper must dream about of having a dictatorship that he could do everything he wanted, uh, that I find quite interesting. He finds it interesting to have a dictatorship. He could do whatever he wants.

Trump said the same fucking thing. Yeah, but Trump didn't actually do it. Justin Trudeau did. We'll get there. Let's do a little bit more background here. Let's not forget July of 2020. What are you doing? With the pandemic lockdown. Did you learn nothing from last week? Let's not forget what happened with the pandemic lockdown. And Justin Trudeau decided that this would be a perfect opportunity. Do you even want your Patreon money back? The great reset.

This pandemic has provided an opportunity for a reset. This is our chance to accelerate our pre-pandemic efforts to reimagine economic systems that actually address global challenges like extreme poverty, inequality, and climate change. Yeah, what a dick. Oh, yes. The Great Reset. What does he mean by that, Vin? Do you know what the great reset entails by any chance? Are you familiar with the 2030 Agenda? Hopefully a comet. Building back better means getting support to the most vulnerable while maintaining our momentum on reaching the 2030 agenda for sustainable development and the SDGs. So he's talking about the World Economic Forum. And if you're not familiar with the guy, uh, Klaus Schwab, who did say that by 2030, you'll owe nothing and be happy about it.

This is what Justin Trudeau is talking about. No more private ownership, only the, at least this is the New World Order. It's literally out there in the open. Justin Trudeau is a proponent of the New World Order. Not the fun kind with Hall Cogan. Not that new world. I was going to say, can I be Razor Ramon? No, I want to be Razor Ramon.

He's the best. Now, also, what's really creepy about this specific communist is the communist that was his father. We agree we'd be the outsiders, though. We'd be like Colin Nash to Justice. Trudeau Zolko again? Correct. Okay. Apparently Trudeau's mother, Margaret, and his other alleged father, Pierre, former Canadian

Prime Minister, were known to be swingers. And they allegedly had a swinging encounter with Fidel Castro back in 1971, which led to his mother having an ongoing affair with him, followed by Justin Trudeau being hatched from a lizard egg on December 25th, 1971. Is it a boy? Is it a girl? Oh, it's a communist. That's right.

Now that's my our boy J.P. Sears that I'm pulling that from. So you're saying that Justin Trudeau's mother was impregnated by Fidel Castro after she got into an affair with him at a swinger's party. Correct. And then she laid a lizard egg and Justin Trudeau came out. The lizard egg is the joke. But the rest of that is completely true. Look it up. It's all there documented.

And look at the side by side photos of Justin Trudeau and Fidel Castro. They're the same person. They're literally the same person. Fuck out there. You don't know about this? No. Dude, you got to look it up. Google that shit.

Google just that you know Fidel Castro and do an image search on that. And, I mean, if you can pop it up on the screen, that'd be great. I don't know if you can do that or not. I'm not doing your work for you. Well, listen, I don't have to prove anything further than you're looking up that photo. Whoops. Well, look who's running Canada. Fidel Castro's son.

Interesting. Hold on. Let's talk about this, Vinny. Hold on. Okay, you are going to add this great. For those of you watching. Yeah, that's just one of them. There are so many...

Hold on, I'm still looking. They look like the same guy when you look at the same ages. Also, Fidel Castro was 6'3, Justin Trudeau was 6-2. Justin's dad Pierre, quote-unquote, was 5-8. So why would Justin be 6-2? My dad was a 5-foot-3 Italian guy. Was that your dad? I don't know.

I don't know, Vinny. Listen, I'm not here to talk about whose dad is whose. I got to call my mom. I might fight out of a Castro kid. I'd be fucking mad. Oh, the one do you hate freedom so much. It turns out my real father's pole pot. I just got a text.

I believe it. Great. The fuck. All right, so let's remember what Justin Trudeau said about Fidel Castro after Fidel died. Fidel Castro was a larger-than-life leader who served his people for almost half a century. A legendary revolutionary and orator, Mr. Castro made significant improvements to the education and health care of his island nation. While a controversial figure, both Mr. Castro's supporters and detractors recognize his tremendous dedication and love for the Cuban people who had a deep and lasting affection for El Comandante. So he praised Fidel Castro for all the wonderful things he did for Cuba.

Let's dive into his actual accomplishments. I love you, Papa. Exactly. That's what that was. Fidel Castro jailed and tortured political prisoners at a higher rate than Stalin during the Great Terror. He murdered more Cubans in his first three years in power than Hitler murdered Germans during his first six. Fidel Castro converted a highly civilized nation with a higher standard of living than much of Europe and swamped with immigrants into a slum sewer ravaged by tropical diseases. and with the highest suicide rate in the Western Hemisphere.

Over 20 times as many people have died trying to escape Castro's Cuba as died trying to escape East Germany. And that's just because they're not strong swimmers. It's kind of interesting that you would praise someone. That while would still be up if there were sharks around it. It's kind of interesting. Yeah, it's true. It's interesting that you would praise someone who runs an island nation

where boats are illegal. You know, it's like the one cool thing about being an island nation. There's water everywhere. Oh, yeah, but what is this proof? Does this make Michael Moore, his other son? Well, it's interesting that you, let's fast forward to today this year, 2022. And what is our buddy Justin Trudeau up to? This guy, let's recap this.

He praised China. He loves dictatorships. He wanted to use the pandemic as an excuse for the great reset and the 2030 agenda. He praised Fidel Castro. And then as soon as a couple truck drivers get up at he, He finds that as an excuse for the Emergencies Act. After discussing with cabinet and caucus, after consultation with premiers from all provinces and territories, after speaking with opposition leaders, the federal government has invoked the Emergencies Act

to supplement provincial and territorial capacity to address the blockades and occupations. Are you familiar with the Emergencies Act in Canada, Vinnie? I bet you never heard of it before. The Canadian Emergencies Act. Are they low on syrup? Yeah. This has never been used before in the history of Canada. They've never had an emergency that they needed the dictator to then take control of the nation and do whatever the fuck he wanted to.

Because that's exactly what Justin Trudeau did. And let's talk about what he was able to do with these new powers. In addition, financial institutions will be authorized or directed to render essential services to help address the situation, including by regulating and prohibiting the use of property to fund or support illegal blockades. Oh, okay, cool. So he just took all these guys' trucks? Yeah, well, he's also telling financial institutions that they can freeze people's bank accounts.

There was a mother who donated $50 to the convoy, and her bank account is frozen, and she cannot touch her money now. And the government did that. Well, maybe she should have thought about that. Oh, yeah, for sure. She should have been. She should have been a good little communist citizen who just did whatever the government told her to do. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

And also she should obey the chief of police in Ottawa. This is a guy, Steve Bell, who announces because of this, uh, emergencies act, what they're up to. If you are involved in this protest, we will actively look to identify you and follow up with financial sanctions and criminal charges. Absolutely. This investigation will go on for months to come. Oh, great. Let's just crack down on these people for months to come. Canada did go fucking went crazy.

Canada was fucking nuts, man. And you know what excuse they use? You know what excuse Justin Duton used in order to do all this crazy shit? He said they were Nazis. These truck drivers who have bouncy houses who are singing the national anthem. I got to be honest with you. I've heard that excuse a lot lately. And it really didn't fly.

No. Now, if there is a Nazi flag, within a protest, could it maybe have been planted by someone or maybe that one person isn't necessarily the majority and no one else really agrees with that person? Well, Trudeau said that anyone who opposes him, and he said this in the parliament, anyone who opposes him is sticking up for Nazis and there was a woman who took offense to that. Conservative party members can stand with people who wave swastikas. And this is how Melissa Lansman responded. Mr. Speaker, I am a strong Jewish woman and a member of this house and a descendant of

Holocaust survivors and I have never made to, it's never been singled out and I have never been made to feel less, except for today when the prime minister accused me of standing with swastikas. I think he owes me an apology. I'd like an apology and I think he owes an apology to all members of this house. But Trudeau then responded by running out of parliament rather than responding. Checks out. Yep, it sounds about right. Now, what else do communist leaders like to do? Well, they like to pluck the leaders of the uprisings and detain them. Trudeau had the leader of the Canadian trucking convoy, Tamara Lynch, arrested and held without bail. On what grounds?

Peacefully standing for freedom. Rebel rousin, eh? Freedom is very much a violation of Trudeau's policies. Yeah, it's interesting that Trudeau can get away with this shit when he says that the reason why he had to invoke The Emergencies Act was for the safety of Canadians. Let's listen to him say it. The Emergencies Act will be used to strengthen and support law enforcement agencies at all levels across the country. This is about keeping Canadians safe, protecting people's jobs, and restoring confidence in our institutions.

Oh, he wants to keep Canadians safe and restore confidence in institutions. Well, let's see how that plays out. I sent you a video. This is a woman who is in Ottawa, who's peacefully protesting. You can hear exactly why she's there. She explains that right before she is trampled by police horses. This is what we're doing it for. So they often have peace and love and happiness.

Peace and love and happiness. Amen. Peace love happiness. Peace. I'm breaking my heart. This is peace, love, and happiness. Peace! Here on peace from horses! There are a horse!

Hold on horse! There comes the horses! Oh my! Horses! Hark! Horses! Hey! Stand down! Oh my gosh!

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. And the woman is, that old woman who said we are here for peace and happiness and love trampled by a police horse. Good job, Trudeau. Way to worry about the safety of Canadians. This is not a joke. So for that reason, I bring you my biggest creep who has yet to murder anyone, but is definitely trying to bring in a regime that, well, that is our friend, Justin Trudeau, the dictator to, the north of us. I sure hope they find out

he touched kids so we could disqualify them. That's the only way I can lose this. Oh, no. It's really insane what's going on and what are we talking about? A little fucking thing in Ukraine? Oh, shut the fuck up. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, my creep today. His name is Sean Chu

Jun Yang. He is not murdered anyone. He is not a pedophile. In spite of the fact that his 13 victims were all male children between the ages of 12 and 14. Oh, geez. Okay. He was a freshman chemical engineering polytechnic student in 2012 in Singapore when he found himself asking a really tough question, Carl. You're a young man at a crossroads in life. Sure.

And it's the same question I'm going to ask you. And it's the same question I'm going to ask all of you listening at home. What do you do? What do you like on your pizza? What do you do? Your favorite pizza toppings. If you have a unique sexual fetish. Okay.

And you are just not pleased with the selection. that you have to choose from on the internet you have to create your own i would imagine i think you have to that's right baby you got to make your own kind of music you got to sing your own special song and my creep did just that he created two facebook accounts carl that he used for three years to pose as a secondary schoolboy's ex-schoolmates or family members or friends so he went online and catfished a bunch of young prepubescent boys. Okay. Pretending to be, I used to go to your school. I'm a kid

who was in class with you. He would just lie to these kids. Is that because they all look alike over there? He was able to do that? I don't know how he was able to pull this off, honestly. But he did this in order to dupe them into helping him out with an experiment. Uh-huh.

You're treading very closely to forbidden territory. Carl, I have walking the line. You are walking the line. But this guy did not fuck a kid. This guy did not. Fuck any kids. All right. I would not bring him if he did. Okay.

I admit it's a fine lie. We were trying to stay away for pedophiles is what we were trying to do. Well, this guy isn't a pedophile. He's a fetishist. Okay. He's a fetishist. Sure, yeah. He's a minor attracted person.

Right. No, he's not attracted to the kids. No? It's not the kids they get him. Oh, okay. I'm intrigued? It's what they make. He convinced him that their assistance would get them extra school credit.

Well, he would give the boys. these special pills, and they were supposed to take them and get back to them after they did. Now, the pills that he gave the kids, Carl, you may be familiar with them. They're called docalax. That's gross. These kids don't know who he is. He is a stranger on the internet. Yeah.

And he is leaving them pills by their homes, like at the bus stop, by a phone booth. And he would tell them, this is where they'll be. And I need you to document what happens when you take these pills. This is for extra school credit. Okay, good. Bonus points. This is what he's telling these kids. Sure.

So as part of the experiment, the victim would have to consume 10 to 20 of these docolax pills at a time. Holy shit. Seems excessive. This is five times, five to 10 times the recommended dosage for anybody, an adult,

let alone a child. To conceal his identity, Chew left the pills at locations, like I said, around their houses. When the boys suffered from severe, and I do mean severe diarrhea and vomiting, Chew would persuade them just to send him the pictures of their vomit and fecese. Jesus Christ.

Which he would then use to fulfill his own smelly perverted in sexual fantasies. That's fucked up. Yeah, yeah. He didn't care about the kids. He just wanted the pictures of the poop and the pictures of the pupe. He wanted a very wet poopie. One of his victims took 10 pills each on three separate occasions over the span of a few days. On the last occasion, he even had a Skype video.

call with the victim, lying that it was, quote, to monitor his condition. Chew covered his webcam with masking tape and lied that it was damaged to avoid being identified. But I got to be honest with him. I'm going to show you a picture of this guy. Yeah. He looks like he can pretend to be a 12 to 14 year old boy. Oh, yeah. He's got the acne ridden face.

Got the whole thing going on. Yeah, he could pull off the thing if he needed to. His teeth look like there's still baby teeth. But he's like in his 20s, this guy. Interesting. So one month into doing this, Carl, he gets arrested. For what? Giving kids laxatives? Yes. Okay.

Poisoning children, yes. He's looking around like, what do you mean for what? Have I not mentioned a crime yet? Poisoning children, Carl. When they arrested him, they seized more than 300 don't collect pills from his homes. Well, now he's out on bail. Okay, good. He commits the same offense with a 14-year-old victim who he asked to take videos of himself using the toilet.

Well, the refuse of the toilet. When he was arrested again, pictures of feces and vicarious. Videos of victims defecated and vomiting were found in the laptop seized from Chu's home. That's gross. The deputy public prosecutor said Chu had admitted that he would have an erection when he thought of defecation and admitted to masturbating to the photos of the victim's feces. Chew was released on a bail again. And they're like, dude, we didn't even ask you about that. Why do you keep talking about your erection?

Shut up about it. I don't want to know about it. We're not asking you about it. They let him out on bail again. Okay, good. Well, by June arrested again. But this time, the last kid was taking so many of these pills. He had to be hospitalized.

Oh, really? Yeah. Like, the kid almost died. So the defense lawyer said his clients did not, quote, have proper insight into his condition and failed to appreciate the significance of treatment. Like, he's like, I don't need help. I just, you know, I like, these kids were doing an experiment together. Sure. And he said, I'm not happy with.

the type of porn they have on the internet for this by fetish. Right. Of course. You know what the problem with his fetish is, though, many? It's, it's, dang. Thank you for that. I will tell you that his lawyer really had to do some tap dancing in court on this. He's a lawyer was like, listen, he, he did well in his classes.

He's an A student, but everybody's an A student in Singapore. Yeah, it doesn't help. In spite of his mental illness, he got a gay. Uh, the fact that the victims were premeditated that the young victims were involved, noting four of the victims had consumed a total of 20 pills in a day while one was being made to consume 30 pills in two days, show that he showed a lack of regard for their safety. They recommended that the guy get, you know, five years in jail. Mm-hmm. He got three. Okay.

He got three years in jail for this. Don't you think of Singapore as being one of those places where, like, they cane you and shit? I thought they were, like, really tough on crime over there. I don't put up with anything. Yeah. This kid. three years. Interesting. Isn't this the most disgusting story?

I mean, it's not like taking over a once-free country, but yeah, it's pretty bad. Carl? It's not as bad as Fidel Castro's son taking over Canada, but yeah, it's pretty bad. Shut the fuck up, Carl. Just shut the fuck up. Are you ready for some voicemails? Wow, that was a quick one today. Yeah, man. How'd I do?

You did great. All right. Love it. The creep-off voicemail. segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Congrats for our Syracuse Orange basketball team for giving up 97 points to the Duke Lou Devils. Being crushed like that

is just another way we show support for the people of the Ukraine. See you in Syracuse. I didn't understand the connection there, did you? They got destroyed too, I guess. They're showing solidarity. Ukraine at least fought back. Giving up 97

points in 40 minutes is hard to do. I don't know. I'm pretty sure I could do it. Well, you could, yes. It's one sporting achievement. I'm pretty sure I can do. Yes. All right, first voicemail. That's funny.

That's, you don't like pickles. Is it just because you hate anything even resembling a vegetable? You fat, fuck. I don't know how you eat pizza. You know, there's tomatoes on it. Oh, ha, ha. Hey. I put lots of vegetables on my pizza.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. I need dough. and cheese to make vegetables tolerable. That's good point. All right. This next one came in from a special friend that we both know. Oh, my God, Vinny Winnie.

This is the Bukaki Queen. Please pick me for Carl's special listener dinner. I thought we could listen to blues travelers since he loves harmonicas and then talk incessantly about. women's suffrage since me and my D-cups get to vote then we'd wash it down with all the

fruity beers that Rochester has to honor love you Vinny Winnie and fuck you call hi crush she tried to poison me so which is why I'm considering sending her out on a meal with you

can I just say and maybe I shouldn't say this yeah blues traveler is the only harmonica music that I enjoy. Harmonica is a garbage instrument that just makes noise unless that guy's playing it. The hook brings you back, man. Carl... He can bend notes on a harmonica, Vin. He's amazing.

Great. What's his name? John Popper. John Popper. He's skinny now, too. That's why I call him a traitor. Yeah, I know. I was going to say, I don't like that. We don't care for him. We don't care of these people who get skinny. I got, uh, you got to decide which listener, by the way.

So can I, I want to send an entry that we got for someone who was, considering dinner with you right now i'm going to show you the video i'm not going to put his face on camera for the listeners but you will be able to hear this right uh here you go carl all right viny people's champ this is my pitch as to why carl should have dinner with me um i'm a funeral director by trade and got my flasker here that says undertaker on it i don't think you need any of proof that i'm also program director of funeral service education meaning that i speak for a living so i can string together more than two sentences which should make for an interesting conversation.

Strike against you. You can confer with Dr. Steve because he's actually going to speak to my class in March. But more importantly, I can ruin the meal for Carl. I've got pictures of bodies in various states of decay, bodies that have undergone all such a trauma. And it doesn't bother me at all. I could eat a cheeseburger while I'm bombing. Wouldn't bother me one bit.

But for him, that's our listeners. And if you're not going to ruin the meal for him, what the hell is the point? So give it thought. If you don't pick me, please don't pick Cardiff. That guy stinks. All right, take it easy. All right, that was empty daily. That really is truly our target audience right there.

Couldn't be more on point. Thank you, algorithm. Yeah, that's nailed it. But, yeah, I thought that was pretty interesting. So the other options are I had said herb beta patched in Syracuse, who, you know, lives right by the mall. And I was thinking that maybe you could treat him to as many restaurants as he wants to in that food court. We can meet a Del Lago, which is like right in between the two places. I can play some blackjack, have some food, make steakhouse there.

And then Heather W also reached out. Heather W. W. You want to have dinner with me. Yeah. And that's an option. That's interesting. I fly to Houston for that.

Sure. So now that I've collected lots of different options, what I'm going to do, ladies and gentlemen, is this afternoon, if you go to the creep off Patreon page, You're going to let these assholes vote on this? 100%. Oh, boy. 100%. I'm going to let the listeners pick your poison. And those are some fun options.

So visit the Patreon page. Are you going to have Cardiff Electric be an option or no? No. I thought about this. I had said on Twitter to Cardiff that the only way I would pick him is if he agreed to drop the gimmick and sit down with Carl face to face and answer any questions Carl had. But then we realized that's letting Carl off easy. And Carl never does his consequences.

So I want to make this as awful on him as I can. All right. All right. I have some voicemails for us. Oh, great. Hey, this is for the creep off. Two things. One suggestion and one wheel suggestion.

Wheel suggestion, I don't know if you guys can do it, but I think it'd be funny if one half of the Patreon fund would have to go on sending super cats and stars to those two fucks. And then for the suggestion, creepy as day laborer. There's got to be some good shit in there. All right, Vinnie, Stini, thank you, fuck you, bye. Bye. Creepiest day laborers, is that just like a way to do creepiest Mexican without being

overtly racist? But, you know, day laborers, they do have a rich tradition of creepiness, so maybe it is something to explore. It is a good idea. They've done some shit. It is a good idea, for sure. Yeah. All right, I have one more that is interesting here.

This is an interesting idea, actually. Hey, this is Sergio from Providence. I want to piggyback on what my room record said in his voicemail last week about making someone watch Titanic, like I'm the biggest problem. But instead, I think, for the creep off, whenever your creep wins, Vinny should have to watch like an exercise video or something like that. I think it would be funny. I can watch an exercise video, sir.

He'll sit in his recliner and watch exercise videos all day. Yeah, I'll sit there pet my dog. Look at those girls. Look at them go. All right. Maybe that wasn't fully thought out. I really appreciated this next voice now because it's nice to hear from new listeners. Hey, guys.

I just wanted to say, like, my friend told me about this show a few months ago, and I've been hooked ever since. I've binged the show so fast. Sweet. We appreciate you. So thank you guys for just keeping me entertained while I work. You guys are hilarious one of my favorite podcasts. Great job. But I do have one thing that kind of ruined the podcast for me was when I,

looked up what you guys look like um yeah you don't look exactly how I thought you would handsome look um but uh Carl you are hard to look at you look like something that crawled out

from underneath a dumpster in search of white claws and shitty creeps Vinny Winnie people's champ yeah I can call me back excealcior true believers That made me happy

I bet it did I bet it dead Here we go Hey Vinnie Great Seamus here And this is how I talk I just I need you to know

That when you had Was it Eric Zane And When he brought in And I realized That it was the destruction Of Daisy guy I was like

Oh wait There's no way in hell That Vinnie beats this however your creek months later has still just haunted me because that was horrifying anyway thank you fuck you bye go back and listen to the best episode we ever did of the creep off it was one without carl and what we did was uh i told the story about this guy who put jewelry boxes into dead children's bodies and lived with them in his house with his parents and somehow i started

jump in a fucking lake but you know whatever thanks a lot carl and uh last voicemail of the week concerned fucking citizen here uh after watching this jana murphy fucking ninja debacle this is so fucking racist and i'm calling the cops you bunch of fucking yep call the cops yeah we we checked out that video on our uh recent scum stream bonus yeah sound and uh watched that entire video wow that's something else. Yeah. She does not know how to spell ninja, does she? No, she also doesn't know where ninjas come from. Nope. Which is also fun. But that was a fun episode. We watched a house full of tweakers just empty out like a clown car. That was fun. Yeah, a apartment

full of tweakers who also thought that they owned the property for some reason. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. Go back and watch this episode if you have it. It's on Patreon. Carl, I guess it's time for a scum parade. Shall we scum it up? Please. I'll let you do the honors. Oh, man, every time I gotta go find it. Yeah, let's get... Sarah Dunlap! Hey, hello and Vinny are back. According to an arrest report, Kelly Elkins, 49, entered the beach lounge in St. Peach Beach in Florida around 2.15 a.m. last Friday, but was intoxicated to the point that the manager refused to serve her.

In other words, folks, she was Carl. she was so drunk she's carl i've never been awake at 2.15 a half are you kidding me good point instead of he has to hibernate he has to get back in his fucking hole oh jesus christ it's going on here today instead of departing i get 80% of the vote and all the sudden i'm just the worst person ever yeah you ruined this show today your fucking justice show no bullshit you're gonna go in anyway all right instead of departing elkins walked into the restroom then came out into the bar fully naked Now, you saw the picture of her. I did.

Can we describe her as grown-up peppermint patty? That sounds about right. Yeah. Ginger. Imagine being a naked chick at the bar and everyone's upset about it. That's got to suck, right? Because honestly, a few years ago, she'd be the most popular girl in her sorority if she was naked at the bar. And now people are angry at her.

They're just like, there are literally companies that have been formed based on girls getting drunk. and then naked. I know this. I'm a customer. And this woman is actually, this is frowned upon when she does it. That can't be good for your ego. I saw the picture of this lady.

If she was going to be one of those videos, it would be called Girls Gone Menopause. So upon arriving at the bar, the Pinellas County Sheriff noted that Elkins was still naked and had to be repeatedly told to get dressed. She's like, come on, guys. That's the problem. And everyone's just throwing up in their own mouth.

She's a lawyer, by the way. Yeah, she's a journey. Like, could you imagine the back sash you're going to get from, like, someone who can go and file paperwork on you the next day? And they're just standing there naked in front of you. You're violating my rights. I would know. I couldn't imagine. Have you ever been refused service at a bar before, anybody?

No, I don't think so. I don't think I have either. I was thinking about it. Buffets. You'll be a full hour. Man was bottom of the stomach. So, by the way, that, by the way, that was from a who did that bit was it uh jump in that god rest his soul oh yeah okay uh so

i was trying to think about it i don't think i've ever been cut off from a bar but i was at a bar once in pennsylvania and my buddy was cut off and i was drunker than him oh god that's a weird thing right which is amazing because your personality is abrasive and like if you were the one that they kept around Holy shit. I think that should go on the wheel. She walk out completely naked, blackout hammered at a bar. Nothing bad can happen there.

That sounds good. So, uh, she wouldn't put her clothes on, but she did put on a hoodie that she refused to zip up. Right. Yeah, no pants would not zip up the hoodie. She's fucking, uh, what is it, uh, Deadpool Donald Duck in it? She's just wearing a shirt. Yep. Uh, the cops, uh, reported, she claimed that she was too.

tired to put out her pants and elkins naked antics played out in front of several bar patrons who were none to please she was charged with disorderly conduct and she was booked into the county jail she was released on her own recognizance but she was admitted to the florida bar in 2001 is also a licensed real estate broker it's not mentioning the story but also someone slipped at our snail trail and dropped their drink so a lot of bad things happened that night my margarita Dude, could you need a mop in aisle two, aisle three, aisle seven. I don't know if bars have aisles. They don't have aisles.

Probably not. Could you imagine, like, buying a house from this lady? And like, you're like, so what's the nightlife like running here? He's like, I'm not allowed near it anymore. Right. There's this one place that used to be cool. Everybody around here is uptight. Yeah.

Everyone around here is just the problem. Let's move on to El Paso, Texas, shall we, pal? Let's do it. A 32-year-old man who was allegedly having an intimate relationship with his own sister is accused of killing her after finding out she had sex with another man. Who would have thought that the brother that has sex with you would become unreasonable? Possessive even. Yeah, shocking. Yeah.

Never would have seen that coming. He just kept saying to her as he beat her. If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family. Jose Manuel Gussman reportedly turned himself into authorities and told him that he lost control with his sister, Carla Mariel. Ameriquin Chavez D. Ortiz. Wow, you went for it. Good for you, buddy. I nailed it, too. Revealed she slept with someone else. He reportedly beat her with a baseball bat and an electric massager.

It's a nice way to go. Just a little lower. Ah! A little lower. Ah! Gousman and Chavez D.R.T. He's recently reunited, moved in together and began having an affair. So, like, these aren't kids.

He's 32. And she was in her 20s. You know what's crazy about this? too, Vinnie, is that he actually did the same thing to the guy she was having an affair with. Did you know that? Beat him with the massager? No, the baseball bat. So she was actually the guy

she was sleeping was Bob Sagget. Oh. Isn't that crazy? I know. Small world, isn't it? Now it all makes sense. Don't talk shit about Bob around here. Okay. I'll try not to. There's a lot of people get very mad at you in this building. It's me,

Joe Biden. Why? Because he didn't show up to his February date. Fucking guy stiffed you. He'd Jeff Garland, you guys. He literally stiffed us. He allegedly killed her on February 2nd. Their mother reportedly called law enforcement officials around the time to conduct a welfare check on Chavez D. Ortiz. The mother reportedly said Gusman had an unidentified problem with Chavez D. Ortiz and was worried he might have killed her.

The court document says Gusman and Chavez D. Ortiz got into a physical altercation. February 1st and he knocked out her tooth. When deputies arrived to conduct the welfare check, they reportedly found a laundry basket outside the door with a baseball bat in it. Oh, so you just left the evidence outside for them. Here you go. Yeah, I mean, I feel like this is a very

cooperative man. Yeah, seriously. He was not at home when deputies showed up, but turned himself in soon after, after allegedly killing her, Guzman reportedly cleaned the crime scene with a mop and then went to his mother's house. Ma. You're going to be bad. Who's your favorite kid?

Well, nope, not her anymore. Nope. Court documents say Guzman left the clothing and baseball bat outside the apartment because he knew link him to the crime. That doesn't make any sense, dude. No, it doesn't make any sense at all. He's being held on charge as a first-degree murder, criminal mischief, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, and assault.

Yeah, sounds like he used the sex toys against her. At least that's what Opie thought both of those things were. Hey everybody Tune in today during drive time For the Wiffle Ball Bat Challenge It's K-Rock That was pretty fucking insane thing to do Wasn't it?

Yeah, shoving bats into girls See how far you can get it up Yeah, it's pretty crazy Yeah Like you had to treat it like you were trying To carve in the Ted Commandage You would get it in And you'd have to hit it with a hammer

On the end To get that sucker To get that last inch Yeah But when it came out What a noise Oh A vet who specializes

in the care of dogs has been kicked out of the profession after he was caught with a sick collection of dog porn interesting he really was in the dogs takes his work home with him yeah dr walter dingmanisi we're just called dr walt a canine it says psychotherapist in this article how is that possible but he's a physiotherapist this is a miss this is a miss bring that makes sense uh because i figured you would go on 10 minutes about how he's like a dog shrink and i would just be annoyed. I'll just erase all of those jokes now that you ruined it. Right. A cadide physiotherapist downloaded abhorrent bestiality images involving vulnerable animals and women. The veterinary surgeon 35 and married also downloaded child porn and set

up a group of messaging, a group on messaging site kick called, quote, purvey dads. Isn't that a little bit too on the nose? Yeah. If you're going to do like child porn and beastiality and stuff, you want to pick a name that doesn't make people aware of what you're up to. And actually you want to pick a name that actually turns people off like viny paulino fanclob you know something that no one's going to look into yeah pictures of carl's teeth right something that would just be grotesque to anyone who was looking into it i hate you now dr walter's been struck uh following a royal college of veterinary surgeons tribunal said that he can no longer practice he's been thrown off of their uh thrown off the rolls he's no longer allowed to be a vet

The committee condemned his behavior as particularly grave as somebody who specializes in the care of the very animals depicted in the image. You don't have to take away the guy's license. No one's going to bring their dog to the guy who fucks dogs. I was going to say. He's going to go out of business on its own. And would that ever be held against a human doctor? Oh, that's a good point.

Yes. Yes, it would. Okay, good point. Good point. This fucking kick thing was weird. He had a fake name. He put out 22 pictures of bestialities. He fantasized with another man about having sex with children,

as young as four. 22 pictures of Vecality is not that impressive, buddy. You could fit that on a thumb drive. He's not doing it right. I mean, you have plenty of room for music and movies on that Zoom player. Yeah, you need terabytes full of this shit, buddy. Come on. Pick on. Pick it up. And it costs 22 lousy pictures cost of his

entire career at his family. Yeah. What do you do? He two years in prison for this and he has to register as a sex offender for 10 years. Yeah. So he got his just desserts, so to speak. So in other words, you're better off jerking off to shit and vomit because you will get less time. Correct. And I don't think there is a sex offender list in Singapore, is there?

They usually don't, like if you actually touch the kid. If I knew the answer to that, that would be a problem. If I knew whether or not there was a sex offender list in Singapore, if I was just like, oh, yeah, of course there is. Yeah, I shouldn't assume you're the expert on this. Jesus. All right. I have no idea. Nor do I want to know.

Okay. Our last story for the day happened in Las Vegas, and boy is this fucking wild. Yeah. A young boy was found dead Tuesday, and a freezer at a Las Vegas home, and his sister handed her elementary school teacher an alarming note that prompted the homicide investigation. In the note, the children's mother wrote that her boyfriend was holding her against her will inside their home. According to the Las Vegas homicide detective Ray Spencer, she stated that she didn't know where

her young child was. Spencer said on the notes contents that she believed he was. deceased. The teacher's alerted authority shortly after 8 a.m. Tuesday, prompting a team of Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department officers to begin surveying the family's home. They didn't go in. They just started like peeking at the place. Sure. When you get that note, you go fucking save the lady, don't you? Well, you have to have a warrant, obviously, right? I guess that's true. Yeah. But like, what would McBain do? That's what I'm saying. Like, we need the cops to go there, kick the door in either way. The children's mother in

a boyfriend identified in court records as Brandon Toesland, uh, were seen leaving the house. Police pulled the car over in the neighborhood and detained Toesland, 35 while the woman was interviewed by the officers. The woman who had not been identified said she had last seen her son on December 11th. That's a long time ago. Kids lose notes. Maybe the kids should have given the note to the teacher a little sooner. Yeah, right? It took a three months. It was in my backpack. Did you give a note to your teacher yet? Oh, come on, mom. Keep ragging me about that. I'll do it to much. You're not getting pizza rolls.

Is that the biggest punishment in your house growing up? No pizza rolls for many? No to Tostinos. It would be brutal. She described to the officers months of alleged abuse by her boyfriend. She said that she was not allowed to leave the house alone or go into the garage. Not allowed to leave the house. Who is she?

Justin Trudeau? No. Why do we let women leave the house alone anyway? What are they up to? What do they need to do? Being human beings. that are allowed to roam wherever they please. Why is that a thing?

Like other citizens? I don't even understand why that's okay. Okay. They searched the home after securing the search warrant, and they found the boy's body in the freezer in the garage, where the woman said she was not allowed to enter. Spencer, who called the case such a tragic situation, did not release details Tuesday about how the boy may have died.

So we don't know how the kid's died. You don't know how the kid died? What do you mean? You don't know how the kid died. froze. He might be just the world's greatest hide-and-seek player. We don't know. I mean, we're obviously assuming the boyfriend does.

We don't know. Do you think the mob since December 11th has just been walking around the house going, Marco? Yeah, exactly. Fish out of water. Get the fuck out of here. Either way, this guy's a piece of shit. He's in trouble.

I don't know, man. The mother could be guilty in this because, honestly, if I had done this crime, I would have done the exact same thing, tried to pin it on my boyfriend, sent the note with my daughter to school. So I don't know, man. We'll see. Well, that's where the investigation is at. we do not know yet we don't i feel like if everything adds up the way that uh it appears that

it's going to be looking then uh this guy's going to go to jail for a really really long time yeah it does seem that way yeah the woman's daughter was placed in the care of relatives on tuesday because like we said everybody's still being investigated that is this week's edition of the creepoff do not forget to vote at the creepoff dot com you could vote for the guy who just really likes children's poo or you could vote for the uh prime minister of canada if you're not a fan of the New World Order, then vote for Carl. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice.

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