The Creep Off - Episode 105: There is No Such Thing As a Free Pony Ride

Episode Date: March 21, 2022

This week Karl and Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest carnival worker: In the Scum Parade we meet a woman in labor who just wanted to the pain to stop, a prospective tanning salon employee and a very drunk and angry British crack head.You can vote now at thecreepoff.comWatch this episode on Rumble

Hey everyone, Tucker Dixon here, fresh off vacation for your weekly recap. Last week, we went to the birth plates of all Irish people, Idaho. The fans had a really hard choice between Carl's creep, who was a rapist, murderer, kidnapper, etc., and Vinny's Creep, who I guess he overcooked a hot dog or something. Now, my Idaho creep would have been Aaron Paul, because there's nobody else famous from Idaho for me to make a joke about. Yep, the backup guy from Breaking Bad is the only famous person from Idaho. Since you never call me back, Carl, you can go to tiny URL.com slash boomer Carl to see how you can make yourself a hamburger. I hope that helps with your consequences. Anyways, that's all I got for this week.

Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. horror shock I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down

cuckoo coo coo the winds of shitter in the air Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola Creepos Welcome to Another edition of your

Favorite True Crime Podcast The show about creeps By creeps For creeps I am your host The Tower of Power Too sweet to be sour

The People's Champion And joining me in the studio He's a real piece of shit It's Carl Hey what's happening, Vinnie I love that every episode you start by playing that drop and you always forget to have it ready to go every time I'm your host video and they're like oh shit that's right I got to do a thing now can you like put a

sticky note on your monitor or something no I will not and you could go fuck yourself every fucking die with you uh and I see that little panic in your eyes too it wasn't a panic I knew right where it was I got to do this thing I just have a lot of windows open Carl leave me the fuck alone never it's goddamn seamless to the podcast no one knows leave you alone. What was that URL that Tucker Dixon gave us? It was www. It sucks off children. Dot fuck himself. Wow. I didn't know that dot fuck himself was an extension. It is now. Good. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. I am not happy. I am very upset. I'm in this real sour mood. I was trying to be in a good fucking mood to do the show

with you. Yeah. And then you got to call me out on the goddamn window being open. Here's the results from last week, everybody. Here they fucking are. Yeah, baby. 76% of the vote going to go. Woo-hoo! Yeah! Yeah! Wow. You're at 4.

4-0 this round. Just as the great Tucker Nixon predicted. I am none too pleased at this. This is going very well. I will say, though, I thought about who your creep was last week. I agree. He's pretty creepy. the guy who ate a 70 year old man's penis is creepier than the guy who made a brother and

sister fuck that shit's on porn hub right now why you waste your energy arguing last week's debate makes no sense because it just got to let it go buddy still blows my mind kind of move on you got to live in the present all right live for today my friend well i have to fight for my fucking life today game point today baby game point all the cousin roos let's make sure we vote this week the creepoff dot com where you can vote true believe I need you, baby. Let's rally this week. Excelsior. True believers. Cause a roo. Don't put your drop over my drop. I'll drop on your drop anytime I want, baby.

Oh, I'll fucking kill you. All right, Vinny. What are we doing this week? Well, ladies and gentlemen, you had a vote, and you picked creepiest carny. Carnies, baby. Cardys? Czarnies. We're going to speak their creepy languages. Carnies are usually good people, though. How are we going to find a creepy carty? No, they are America's version of gypsies, Carl. They sure are. Tramps and thieves, son. All right.

I don't have anything in particular against Carnies. I assumed that when we were given this category, that it was kind of like an easy one. So I threw it in the tweets hoping that we were getting, because I'm like, oh, there's fucking got to be a million of these freaks running around. Sure. But I learned something. They don't get caught very often, do they? They're bouncing from town to fucking town. They really are.

Yeah. Just spreading their seed. fucking rape it, pillage it and stealing. Yeah, not as many cases I would have thought. It actually took me quite a while to find a creepy carty. Yeah, they're just going from town to town, embarrassing fat guys. Well, they're on a date in high school at the Webster Carnival. What was that your boyfriend's name?

That was it your gay joke. Was it? Yeah. I didn't dignify it. Do you like that? Yeah, it was a great joke, girl. All right, you already get this thing started. Yeah.

But I just want to say, before you do, they don't get caught. They don't get caught because they're bouncing town to fucking town. So look out. There might be a cardie in your town right now. Go outside. Look. Find him. If there are, you better chase them out.

You better chase. I suggest to everyone. Get your torches. Get your torches, your pitchforks and get those carties out of your town before it's too late. And any male nurses chase them out. All right. Let's get this thing started. Go ahead.

I bring to you. Now, when you think about the. creepiest carnies. Where do they usually work in the carnival? They're not working on the Gravitron. They're usually the geeks, right? They're working in the children's area where all the real slow-moving rides for toddlers. That's where the creeps are. Those are the people who sign up for that gig. I have questions for those people. I have a lot of questions for those folks. So my creep happens to be working at a ride called the Speedway ride.

Zoom, Zoom, which is a little car ride for toddlers. This is a gentleman named Roberto Solomon Garcia, and why don't they start off with this news report? What did RSG ever do to you? The Thomas Carnival worker who was allegedly assaulted two women in July is back in Cascade County Court. Roberto Solomon Garcia has been charged with two felony and two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault. Garcia pleaded not guilty to the two misdemeanor. counts on August 3rd. Court documents filed on August 10th say Garcia sexually assaulted a total of four women between July 30th and August 1st. Two were under the age of 14. In all four

cases, the females allege that Garcia deliberately touched them as he was checking their seatbelts on the speedway ride. That's some weekend, huh? I was going to say from July 30th through August 1st. What a run. That's a guy who looks forward to Fridays. I can tell you that. I think they work fast at the Speedway, Carl. So this guy's got this awesome idea, right? He puts both a parents and children into this ride that you do not need to have a seatbelt on for. There's no way you can fall out of it. It's not dangerous in any. There's no reason that even has seatbelts. This has seatbelts now. This guy puts the seatbelt on these people and touches their vagina while he does it. Let me put that in. I mean, I'm so clumsy. Oh my gosh.

I just slipped two fingers in accidentally, ma'am. Good thing I spit on my hand before I did that, huh? Is he linking his fingers? Yep. Let me get that seatbelt for you. Like he's about to turn the page in a book

before he puts the seatbelt on. The problem, Vinny, is he picked the wrong person's vagina to touch. Oh, no. You can get away with it. Look, and if there's children in there, what are they going to say? I don't even know what the fuck's going on.

I don't care. but there are people who do care about that sort of thing. For example, police officers who happen to work for the SVU. There was a woman, Katie Cunningham was a detective for the special victims unit. Katie Cunningham with a cop. Yep. We had been there for a bit. We had been on a bunch of rides spending most of our time in the kiddie area.

Cunningham says she had been seat belting herself and her children on the rides, but she says this ride was different. I found it odd when I saw the guy starting to check seatbelt because nobody had done that up to this point. Cuttingham says the employee checked her seatbelt and then groped her between the legs. Most people would think it would be like this, like major incident that everybody would notice

and would be super obvious to everybody, and it's not. Cuttingham knows the signs of sexual assault because of her work as a detective with the Great Falls Police Department. Well, yeah, and also because she has a vagina, She doesn't sexual assaults. We're going to believe the female cop on this, Carl.

I love it. The female cop is uptight and upset and a good employee who's making sure that everyone is strapped in safely, Carl. Come on, buddy. Listen, I think this guy's going above and beyond to be honest with because she even said, no one was checking seatbelts on any other rides, but this guy is going in there and checking those seatbelts. Well, I'm glad we agree. Your guy is not a creep. It's the best.

Moving on. Well, unfortunately for Roberto. A jury did convict him in a three-day trial and three hours of deliberation. He was given the maximum sentence of 17 years in prison for touching girls' cooters. That is my creepiest carney, a man who touches both young children and adult women's vaginas. This is not a creep. This is who you brought on GamePoint. Dude, this is a, that's the definition of a creep.

My guy's a real creep, Carl. All right, let's see what you got. My guy's a fucking psycho, dude. Oh, yeah, is it worse than touching. vaginas that don't want to be touched is it worse than that there's nothing worse than that i've learned there is not you don't touch people's vaginas that don't want there's vaginas touched yep that this is true and you know how you find that out the hard way i denounce it so my creeps a psycho he's a self-proclaimed serial carl okay self-proclaimed serial yeah he's also a pussy

killer carl it's kind of like assuttering john's a self-proclaimed millionaire yeah kind of i don't i don't really I trust you when you say it, but if somebody else were to say it. I want to show you a picture of my guy. He's 23 years old at the time of the incidents here. This is him. He is a young man who's definitely on the road to Carnetown. So for people who aren't watching, can I just say what the shirt is that he's wearing? It's got Stewie Griffin and it says, I brought the awesome.

What did you bring? Yep. And I just want to go out in a limb and say that this has not been sanctioned by Seth McFarlane or anyone at Fox because that is. Broadcasting live today on Rumble, and we will not get in trouble for that. Oh, yeah, we can do whatever we want on Rumble, right? Fuck that. Oh, let's play music.

Can we play music on Rumble? Dead giveaway. That tattoo is a dead giveaway. This kid's a carny, Carl. Yeah, he is. He's a fucking Karni. The tattoo he has is like two six shooters that say freedom isn't free. And I should also add in that picture with the Family Guy T-shirt.

He has a rifle over his shoulder. Yes, he seems like guns. he likes guns a lot from what I can tell now he pled guilty to fatally shooting three women he confessed to doing this in an 18 day span in 2019

he's a little too proud of himself he was a subcontractor to a company called the James H. Drew Exposition it's a carnival that travels up and down the east coast he ran the pony ride Carl the pony ride he ran the pony ride ride and let me tell you when he ran the pony ride

that's right baby everybody love the pony ride especially the young girls who would come by that he would offer free rides to that was the creep minnie you're getting a little creepy right now this guy met a lot of young people and a lot of women that he would offer free pony rides to he was a bit of a flirt one of the kids her name was elizabeth van meter she was 22 years old from tennessee now why do i call her a kid Well, it's because she had a cognitive disability that gave her the capacity of a 13-year-old. Well, okay. Well, this guy's a carty. So that's a match made in heaven. It is a mental match. Yes.

So she lived semi-independently and was working for the carnival where they were in her town. Okay. She befriends the pony guy because he gave her a couple free rides. Yep. And she told everybody in her family she'd been a nice boy and she wants to introduce them all to him. He ran the pony rides for the carnival. Are these actual ponies that we're talking about? Yes.

They're actually traveling around with ponies. Yeah, man. This is like, we're talking, this guy's from Virginia. He's from Mandata, Virginia, and this woman is in Tennessee. This is the worst carnival ride I've ever heard of. It's just an animal that you sit on. That's not a carnival ride. Yeah, how do you think the animals feel about it? They agree with you. Yes, it's horrible. A caretaker for Elizabeth Van Meter said she didn't hear from her since February 28. She was reported missing to the police. James was mentioned as a friend because she didn't really have a lot of friends. Like, she's friends with the pony guy from the carnival. Hold on. Have you even told us what size or tits are? What's the cup size?

Flappy and stupid like her head. When Wright was questioned, he told authorities that he and Van Meter had an argument at his home across state lines in Virginia and that she had assaulted him so he made her leave. Did he pepper her back? According to the report, he said he drove her to a hotel at her request and that she was going back to Tennessee. But authorities said there was no registered under, no one that registered under her name at the hotel. then he ghosts the family even though he was like talking to the family up to this point

even though he was sharing their Facebook posts about their missing slow daughter the cops could never follow up with him after they went to the hotel because he was traveling with the carnival nobody knew where he went he was just he was gone someone has to know where the carnival is they didn't go chase him they didn't chase him but we are talking here

someone would know where it was but this is an 18 day span we're talking about this entire situation here okay So he's wanted for questioning about this. They just haven't gotten their hands on him in Tennessee. Around the same week, a 17-year-old girl named Jocelyn Alsup met and started hanging around James after he flirted with her and gave her free pony rides. Her father also worked for the same carnival company. Wait a second.

So this free pony ride thing really does get some chicks, huh? I'm telling you. That's all you got to do. I think I might have to. I got a pony ride. baby. This is in Marietta, Georgia. She goes missing. Her father reports the girl. She's 17, mind you, missing on March 9th. The police were told about text messages her mother had seen between James and her saying things like, I want to marry you, and promising her more free pony rides. Oh, that's not how you hit out a 17-year-old girl. Want to marry you? Yuck. This guy's game is awful. These are Southern girls. That's all you got to do is promise them that. This guy's no game.

So now the cops in Georgia are looking for this guy because this girl is missing. So are the cops in Tennessee. Hold on a second. But the dude lives in Virginia. Hold on a second, Vinny. Yeah. When do you send the dick pick? Is it before the I want to marry you or is it after the I want to marry you?

Like, what's the order of these text messages? I couldn't tell you, pal. You're not sure about that one? I don't know. Please write into the show. I can only speculate. The creepop pod at gmail. That's right.

That's right. Could you send all of your dickpicks to at who are these on Twitter? I need to ask for dickpacks. I'm looking for the order. Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't listening to talk. Fair enough. So they can't find him.

He's in Virginia. Now, another girl named Athena Hobson. She's 25 years old of Johnson City, Tennessee. Okay. Now, it's unclear how Wright and Hobson met, but family's report that he was paying her to clean his house that he rented. On March 17, he picked her up to take her to his house to do cleaning. She never went home.

Her family was looking for her. They knew she was with James. Does she get the house clean, though? How's the house looking? Probably a fucking dump of car. He lived in a car. I was a fucking carny house. I mean, she was hired to do a job, though.

I'm just curious if she's doing a good job or not. Well, now the cops want to question him about this other girl, Athena Hopson, who's missing. Sure. On March 19th, though, my boy, Michael James Wright, fucked up. Uh-oh. Because he veered over the center line and collided head first with a school bus. I mean, that's terrible. I mean, I have the reenactment.

I have the audio. Okay. His car is fucking a pile of scrap metal. And he had a fucking silverado. Oh, wow. The thing is destroyed. A bunch of kids get thrown around. Drive us hurt.

But our dude, right, he breaks his fucking legs, his ribs. They have to airlift him out of there. Wow. So he ends up in a wheelchair in a hospital. And he's posted pictures on Facebook. And people are like, oh, thoughts and prayers, pony guy. Why is he driving? into school bosses.

Does that ever explain? Was he drunk? Was he high? They don't. They never say. Okay. During this time, the family of Athena Hobson is losing their mind trying to find her. And by the way, let's just say he got a 17-year-old girl from Georgia to go with them, a slow-witted girl from Tennessee.

Which is redundant. And then this is the poster that they put out for her. Oh, she's cute. Yep, yep, yep. But my favorite part is if you look about halfway down, it says, Athena hasn't been heard from her scene. She is missing all of her teeth. If you have any information regarding her whereabouts, who puts that on the poster? I mean, wow, I mean, that is a good way to indicate someone.

You don't see a lot of people 25 years old missing all of their teeth. That is true. Yeah, so like this guy is not exactly getting the pick of the winners, the pick of the winners with the pony ride. Could be some pretty good blowjubs. Well, just saying, you know girls used to get their tongues pierced. Yeah. Maybe in some places they get their teeth removed. I think she's just from

I think she's just from Tennessee. I think they get their teeth removed so they'll be more popular. They call it Nashville syndrome. Speaking of which, we'll see you in Nashville. May 14th. Yeah. Come check us out live. So I'm not trying to make fun of this poor girl,

but her cousin, Alyssa, reaches out on Facebook and even her father started posting on this picture of him in the hospital like, hey, have you seen our daughter? She's missing. People say she was with you. This is her dad. He's like blasting the guy's Facebook.

Sure. The cousin messages him while he's in the hospital and he says, oh yeah, I dropped her off at her apartment right before the accident. Oh, okay. And they're like, what? So now he's placing himself with her. Now the cops have reason to go search. And they start trying to scrape through the metal that's left of his trunk. And they found her cell phone.

Oh, okay. They found Athena's fucking cell phone in his truck. So now they go to his house Because now they have probable cause to do that And when they get to the house They find two bodies One of them is not Athena Well, yeah

Well, two out of three They can't both be Athena Biddy Well, I'm sorry They found three there's three missing girls That are all tied back to this guy They only find two bodies Okay So this guy's in the hospital

And one of them isn't Athena Is that what you said? Yes, one of them is not Athena God damn you God damn my fat tongue My fat slow with a tongue So this guy's in the hospital He's coming through one day

And the cops are there They're like Hey buddy We gotta talk And you know what it turns out Carl All of this whole thing Is just because There's a good explanation

For all of it Oh good It's just because Barboy James Michael Wright Is clumsy Oh okay I mean we already know he's clubs He drove into a school bus

I mean, what a fucking clutz. What a butterfingers, right? Yeah, right. So the first, the first incident, the first girl, Van Meter, Elizabeth Van Meter, they found her body buried in a shallow grave. That was the slow girl? The slow girl. I actually have audio of her after she was given a free pony ride. Oh, let's hear.

Thank you. That's her. And he's like, hey, baby. Welcome to my place for Virginia. Thank you. They actually, she was still alive when they found her. They asked her, who did this to you? She said, how should I know?

I'm retarded. That didn't happen. So he claimed she attacked him in an argument, and he accidentally shot her in self-defense. Okay, that happens. Yeah, he accidentally shot her in self-defense. Then buried her in a shallow grave. It can't be, which is it? Is it a self-defense or is an accident?

Why? You can't be both, right? I don't know, officer. You want a free poter. I can get you all free potter out, you won't. How many cops is he able to, oh. Get off of his case. So the night that he murdered her, he went home after burying her to shell grave.

And he posted a meme on Facebook that said, I know there's a special place at hell for me. It's called a throne. What an asshole. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Number two, uh, Jocelyn, the 17 year old girl, Jocelyn Alslop. Now, on March 9th, she went missing. One day after she was reported missing from Cobb County, Georgia, he claims that they were fucking in the woods, right?

Okay. And then he saw an animal. And he was like, I gotta go kill it. And he grabbed his gun. And instead of shooting the animal, he accidentally shot her twice. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Who hasn't done that?

It was an accident. Yeah. Because I mean, I shot her, but I mean, it was an accident. When I'm in the middle of fucking someone, I also feel like hunting at that time. Yeah. Totally makes sense. So what he did was, you know, to get her help was just throw a bunch of logs and shit over her body and just left her there. Okay.

Now, a bunch of water. Yeah, like he surrounded her body with logs and threw shit on her. No one will notice this. Yeah, no one will ever know. Throw some leaves on top. The third girl, police had Wright told him that he accidentally shot Hopson twice in the head. Oh, geez, this guy's so clumsy. He allegedly said they were taking a walk when he tripped and shot her in the head.

Whopped, through people. I mean, I tripped, I shot her in the head. and then I got up and believe it or not I tripped and I shot her in the head again and then I was going to take her to body to the hospital I put her in the back of my truck gotta keep that going for this I put her body in the back of my truck and as I was driving her to the emergency room to get her help

the latch just popped open and she rolled out and her body fell in the river I fell in the river from the truck that makes sense police have not found her body he is in jail and ladies and gentlemen the moral of today's story is very simple please know this okay what's here there is no such thing as a free pony ride very good vanny what a fun story that was yeah i need ponies and little girls he's either just a cold blood and murderer or a clumsy guy yeah he's probably just clumsy. Yeah. Is he wheelchair bound for the rest of his life or what's going on? I don't know, man. He's sitting in prison and they keep like him, they keep pushing back his trial. He's

definitely sitting in prison. All this shit happened in 2019. Uh-huh. So he's still waiting trial, but this thing is he confessed to all of it. He told them all. Isn't there like a right to a speedy trial in this country? Why are people sitting over three years waiting for a fucking trial to happen? Speaking of which, I got an update on somebody. Uh-oh. Is it stuttering John suing me? our boy podcast hitman oh yeah yeah what's going on with uh they pushed back another competency hearing they did may 19th oh my gosh it's dragging on forever i don't know either way that's what's going on with that so this whole story's crazy me this guy what's interesting is he was getting some sure but he didn't have to murder anybody well we don't know if any of that's true i don't believe

this guy's story do you think you're usually banging the 17 year old which probably is illegal in that say all it was by the way yeah she was on the rage completely stupid idiots so what do you know about this well i raped her and then i killed her but it was all an accident all like this one girl athena hopson was going to his house to clean apparently like this is just all he just murdered people yeah yeah it's a problem be careful of those carnies you ready for some voicemails caro yeah let's hear some voicemails the creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of A judge has blocked the removal of a Christopher Columbus statue. Top educators in Syracuse wanted the statue removed over Columbus's controversial beliefs that the world is round.

See you in Syracuse. A lot of flat earthers in Syracuse. May I please take one moment to congratulate the voice of Syracuse, New York. Oh, yes. Brian on his wedding last Friday night. I saw that he got married. He certainly did. How was the wedding?

something funny happened yeah what's that okay so whisper it so bride doesn't hear you I don't want McBride to hear me make fun of him yeah but it was a very nice wedding everything was great food was good everything was good but they always let the bride and the groom

go to the buffet first sure that probably pisses you off I was sitting there fuming food's getting cold food's getting cold but let me tell you so not for Brian McBride because McBride I'm telling you And Brian Ball back me up on this because we were rolling at least eight steps on his brand new wife to the buffet.

Fucking God, bro. If Brian went for him. She was just like, where's he going? He had his plate in his hand. And it was like, out. Like, I was like, that's something I would do. Yeah. I couldn't believe it.

Well done. God bless you, Brian. I hope you're having a wonderful time in Vegas. I assume you're listening to the show. Everyone listens to this show, Vinny, of course. Here's a voicemail. All right. Hey, Vin, I'm a carcouselry, but I'm seriously reconsidering that.

This dude doesn't do its fucking consequences. And the new fucking stuttering John's book thing on his fucking, wow, I don't know how to see. Listen, he's a fucking book. I don't think he spun the wheel and got the book. He's doing it before so we can do the audio book and not for written report. He's ruining the story. Sancting of this fucking show. Fuck you!

I like to think that there is no sanctity in the show to begin with, sir. Yeah. But I do agree with everything he just said. All right. Hey, Vinnie and Carl or whatever intern is listening to this message here. Just listen to the latest episode and thinking maybe you have the one guy, rape the other guy, and then when he gets done raping him, the other guy can come. cut off his penis and eat it.

That way they both get what they deserve. I don't know. Seems like I thought. You should spend less time thinking, sir. That's not a good thing for you to do. I don't know. Maybe go read something. Don't read.

What's someone else do the thinking? Now, this one I have to say, I don't know if I agree with this entire message. Okay. Yeah, the real creep this week is Carl for showing us producer Chris's face. That guy looks like the type of person who hangs out with unspecified age women from the age of like 15 to 25 and maybe does himself with them. Carl's the crazy.

Thank you, fuck you, bye. Thanks a lot, Carl. This is very disrespectful. How dare you say that about producer Chris, the nicest man alive? Come on, producer Chris. All he does is give. That's all he does. Some guy was messaging me about somebody for the scum parade that I'm not using.

And he was just like, I like producer Chris. I was hoping the producer chris was like first off he doesn't producer chris doesn't do the creep off producer chris doesn't listen to the creep off because it's too harsh for him is it really yeah he's told me a bunch of he's like you can't listen to that man it bums me out and it's a bummer sometimes to be honest i get it i'm not mad at him i still love the eye but he's the nicest human being ever he's a very nice guy and uh he'll be in nashville yeah he will be in nashville are you driving to nashville of any i haven't decided i'm probably going to fly okay i have no reason to hang out a week I think Chris is driving, which is crazy is so far.

I've driven to Nashville in a day before. Have you? Many times, actually. Many times. Yeah, I've driven to Birmingham, Alabama in a day, dude. Oh, that's true. Yeah, you have to go to Alabama all the time. God, that's a hike.

I got to tell you, man, speaking of Alabama, that is the perfect time, perfect segment into this week's scub parade because we're going to be very heavy in Alabama. Do you have any more voicemails? I have nothing else. All right, moving along, buddy. Let's do the scub parade. Oh no, it's a skull parade Look out for a skull parade Making me stay

It's day Ladies and gentlemen, like I said, we're starting off in Alabama. Alabama man is behind bars After he allegedly raped a 19 year old interviewing him for a job at a tanning salon. Did he get the job? Do we know? Do we know if he was hired or not?

Shameek Dunn, 26 years old, has awaited his first court appearance on charges of first degree rape and first degree kidnapping. According to the inmate records maintained by the county, officers from the Trustville Police Department, I'd been to Trustville, Alabama.

Fucking shithole. Humblebrack, wow. What a shit hole. They arrested Dunn after responding to a call on Friday that came from an employee at Palm Beach Tans, a young woman told the officers that she had been considering Dunn for a position at the company when he decided to consider her for a position of sex. He had a couple of positions in mind for her.

He suddenly attacked her during the interview. Dun fled the scene and the alleged victim covered in cuts and bruises. Reports that the police arrived at the scene shortly afternoon on Friday to speak with the victim and gather details about the case. They were looking for the fugitive and they picked him up at his residence because Does Shameek Dunn put his real name and address on the job application? Are they surprised by that? I mean, it's not like the guy was planning on sexually assaulting the person who was interviewing him.

It's not, you know what I mean? He was actually applying for a job. And he was just like, wow, this chick needs to get raped. I don't, you know what I don't think it was like pre-planned. Right? I mean, honest to God, here's what happened. You ready? Yeah, what happens?

He was like, she was like, so, could you tell you about your qualifications? Yeah. And he's like, qualification. I'll show you qualifications, and he just fucking went for it. That's not a good segue, I don't think. I think that's what he did. Yeah, you think so? Yeah.

How much experience do you have? Oh, I have a lot of experience. I can prove it. Very experienced. Also, I think it's interesting that they were going to hire a black man for a tanning salon. Is that just to get people going to be like, walking in there like, holy shit, this thing works. Wow. It's Alabama, Carl.

I've never seen a black person working at a tanning salon before. That is a good point. That is a good point. And listen, I'm not here to. Victim boy, obviously, I never do that. But should a 19-year-old girl be in charge of hiring? Is that a little weird? That just random people coming off the street to come talk to the random.

I mean, you want to think that anybody of any age can manage a tanning salon of all fucking things. Maybe. What do you need to know how to do? Cash people out and use a squeegee and not get raped? That'd be one of the qualifications. I'm sure that the people who own the tanning salon assumed her parents taught her that. Fair enough. All right.

Let's go to Florida, shall we? Yes. And we'll head back to Bam in a minute. A Florida Burger King employee was arrested Thursday, Carl. Did you hear about this? Did you hear about this one, Carl? Did you hear about this? Two stories.

After she allegedly fired her gun at a customer after a dispute at the drive-thru window. All right. So this is what happened. Fast food workers demanded more money. We need $15 an hour. And everyone's like, yeah, let's give these people more money. And now they can all afford guns. Great job, everyone.

Can we go back to $7.15? A couple weeks ago, you were going, we should be able to shoot at McDonald's employees. Correct. And now Burger King employees are shooting back. Yes. What the fuck is this world coming to? Shantasia Monique Hicks 30 has been charged with discharging a firearm in public. A witness told police that he saw Hicks and a man in a vehicle at the drive-thru, a gauge in a verbal dispute that ended with the man who drove away from the window and parked, I guess, kind of by the restaurant.

Okay. Hicks went outside, retrieved a gun from her car, and fired five shots at the car. customer's vehicle as he drove away. Hicks then got into her car and fled the scene. Police said they later found Hicks car abandoned near her home. Investigators found a handgun on the floorboard of the car and five shell casings in the Burger King parking lot. Investigators have not found the man who was shot at and don't know if he was wounded. Hicks claims that the customer either squirted or threw mayonnaise at her face before the dispute turned to gunfire. Look at, I've seen on the internet, plenty of women covered in

mayonnaise-like substances, and they seem happy about it. I don't know why this woman got so upset. Did you see that her cousin thinks that this was an appropriate response? Her cousin said, quote, oh, don't worry, I haven't highlighted a real big here. This is the best. This is the greatest. Family is riot or die, man. You can throw mayonnaise packet at me?

I will murder you. Her cousin said, quote, she was protecting herself. The woman said, I don't blame her. Everybody else might, but I don't. When you chase someone with a gun in your hand, you are. no hunger protecting yourself yeah another customer at the fast food restaurant uh told that the man had been making faces at hicks from that parking spot and uh whatever he pulled and it just set her off so she wasn't really protecting herself this guy like fuck it was like man fuck you he threw

a pet it kept mayday's packet back at her and she just fucking went and got her gun he texted her an emoji of like the sticking the tongue out at her oh this guy's really getting to me man oh he's Burned my biscuits. I love that the manager of the Burger King says that she no longer works at that Burger King. No shit, Sherlock! No shit! I think it'd be funny if she pulled a Costanza and just showed up like the next morning just for her shift. Like, hey, I don't know.

What's going on? What do you're fine? Oh, that yesterday? Yesterday I had a bad day. What are you going to do? The attempted murder yesterday? What are you going to do? Remember, was attempted.

And we all have bad days. We honestly don't know because they can't find the guy that she was shooting at. I wonder what kind of severance package she got. What kind of golden parachute she gets from that job. Fuck it, they threw those shitty chicken nuggets at her. You're not a fan of the Burger King nuggets. I'm not a fan of Burger King, really. What?

Really? The burgers are better than anything else they have. The burgers are good. Everything else sucks. I'm just saying that. Burger King could suck my dick. I'm saying it right now. Burgers are good because there are no in and out burgers where we live.

So this is what we have, people. We got Wendy's, we got Burger King. What do you got to do? Remind me later. I know a place. What? I got a place. All right.

You ever try the Smashburger? Let's keep that on the DL. I don't want to try the Smashburger son. I don't want to find out about this. Smash burger. We're Smashburger. Don't they have one in the casino? I don't know.

Oh. All I know is they bring shit to my house. Mobile, Alabama, 34-year-old Amanda Malpas was mostly quiet on her way to jail Thursday. Mobile County Sheriff's Investigator said Malpice was an avid drug user while she was pregnant with the little girl. And that drug use killed the baby. Really? Yeah. You see, what happened was she was at home. Yeah. She was very pregnant. Yeah. And she started feeling the baby kicking, right?

Oh, yeah. She's like, oh, no, I think I'm about to be a mother. And, you know, sometimes the nerves of that get to you, you know. Well, I can imagine that's pretty scary. It's very painful from what I hear. Yeah. Having a baby is no joke. It's no joke. A lot of times women who go into labor, they want some type of like pain reliever. Right. Because it is so painful. Right. So what this woman did was she tied off her arm. Yeah. And just injected a giant dose of heroin into it. There you go. That sounds pretty logical, right?

Like, that's a pretty good pain relievable. Yeah. So obviously, you go right to sleep. And maybe when you wake up your mom. Not this case, kids. That baby came out and was struggling to breathe and unfortunately did not make it. See, they sensationalized the fact that she shot up right before labor. But that's not what killed the baby. Right? I mean, we could all agree on that. it doesn't help I'm not saying it helps

but you're not going to kill a baby by shooting heroin as you're giving labor the kids get out of there it's chemical endangerment of a child the kids getting out of there at that point one more turn chasing the dragon with old mom yeah before being brought into the world to die fucking awful well honestly she did

society a favor can we agree on that this kid wasn't going to turn out while I don't know like orphans and shit they end up doing some pretty interesting stuff oh yeah the ones where their moms were doing meth and heroin the entire entire time that they were pregnant with them. Those are the kids that really turned out well, huh?

I can only assume. Elon Musk. I was about to say that Elon Musk's mom was fucking just doing rails during his birth. Yeah, I don't think so. Okay. That's how that works. She was charged with murder. How does that work?

Because she was endangering the child with the chemicals. She was getting high on heroin. She didn't want to share the drugs. I would be willing to back. Do you know what an ambilical court is? Do you know what the bilical court is in how it works? Yes, I'm very familiar with that. But you can charge a month.

for murder because she's a drug addict? Well, let me ask you a question. If you were to stick a baby in the arm with the same dose of heroin. Don't threaten me with a good time. I got a cup of coffee. I'm going to go in there and throw it in your face. You scritied asshole.

That's crazy to me. You can charge her. The thing is funny? Are you laughing? Don't fucking laugh again. Okay. Carl. Yes.

The heroin. affects the baby not good for the baby right and heroin slows down your heart and kills people all the time yeah also they say tuna fish is bad too when you're pregnant oh there's a lot of things you shouldn't do when you're pregnant because the mom gets gassy just fucking stinks all right either way dead baby fucking shot up with heroin she's a creep fuck her this is what the cop said to the mother you think you could get away with that without having legal legal ramifications you're out of your fucking mine there it is thank you very good officer menendez you my friend have committed a crime let's talk about a real victim here okay bill howard guy 79 years old or guy 79 year 75 year old

man could this be more of a tragic fucking story it's insane yeah it's not good bill Howard, 79, was found with serious head injuries and multiple stab wounds at his home in Akrington, Lancashire on August 28th of last year. Is it in the UK? This is in the UK. The pensioner was pronounced dead at the scene and had been subjected to a sustained attack, including being covered in an accelerant. John Swannock, 59, was later captured on a closed circuit TV, buying

liter bottles of vodka and cider from a supermarket using Mr. Howard's bank card and pin number. Hotka and cider, huh? I've never tried that before. That sounds pretty good. That's called the British How Do You Do? Oh, I'll have a British How Do you do. To career criminal, that asked an unsuspecting pawnbroker for the best price on a wedding ring he had stolen after killing Mr. Howard.

Alcohol is bad. You shouldn't drink alcohol? He was doing a little bit more than alcohol, Carl. He has now been jailed for 30 years after pleading guilty to murder, theft, and fraud. The court heard that Mr. Howard was last seen alive when he stood outside of his home. on August 24th. Later the same day, Swanick was captured on CCT

leaving the person's house with a property with a black bin and a bag and a walking stick. Mr. Howard's brother contacted police regarding his welfare after he allegedly failed to show up for a pint at their local pub four days later. By the way, that's the same way

that John will be discovered in his apartment when he fails to show up for a pint. Fuck. You think he's going to leave it all to the pickwick pub? Do you think how many days has to go by before they do a welfare check? One?

Where's John today? Call the police. It's 4.30. He should be here by now. Right. Not even a day goes by just a half an hour. God, he sucks. All right.

Blocked me on Twitter. Aw. I used to have the, I used to be able to just message John all the time. I know. You guys were trying to set things up. I assume it's your fault because you put my name in the description of that YouTube video that I'm sure you watch. That's right.

I know him. Honestly, can we get him out to the roast, though? There's somebody who supposedly. working on it. Okay. Good. I don't think it's going to work, but I would be awesome. That'd be awesome. Could you imagine instead of trying to show it up to our roast? It just murdered us all.

Well, no, I don't think that would happen. I think everyone would be relevant again. Everyone would just clown him the entire time. It'd be great. I mean, no, he would get the last laugh. Johnny should definitely do it. September 17th. Tickets will be on sale soon. Good. The cops show up, they find the body, and boy, that body was fucked up. It had been

reportedly stabbed and beaten. He also had what appeared to be like vodka poured all over him. The guy was threatening apparently to fucking set him on fire. And he had suffered puncture wounds to his eyelids. Yeah, he was obviously trying to become an ophthalmologist. He was torturing this man.

He was trying to give him 2020 vision. And with a fork. Usually they use lasers for this. Yeah, I know. It's a little old fashion. But it'll get the job done. Yeah, first let me pry those islands open with this steak knife. This fucking guy

torture this man to get his pin code. Yeah. Yeah, he wouldn't give him his pen. They said that the flat smelt of cleaning products and fly spray, detectives believed the victim had reused, refused to give the killer's pin number and was tortured, suffering defensive injuries to his arms and Hans consistent with trying to fend off the killer. He bled to death, and one of the puncture wounds penetrated his heart. Yeah, yeah, that's bad. Mr. Swannock was using Mr. Howard's bank card by 6 p.m. that night to buy vodka and grocery spending 150 quid before the card was declined to. two days later. The murder investigation also revealed that in the days and weeks leading up to the murder, Swannock had stolen bank cards from other pensioners he had befriended in the

same neighborhood. He used the bank card of another elderly man who was housebound to steal $2,360 quid, and drugged a disabled man before stealing his wallet and withdrawing $350 from a nearby ATM. Swannock used the cash to feed his crack cocaine habit, the court heard. He was already a convicted killer, having beaten to death his best friend in 1993, When he asked to help pay for a vacation, they talk. Can I make a statement right now? Yeah. Because there's people listening and they need to hear this.

Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. Agreed. So the court heard that he had a string of convictions for armed robbery. And he was given a life sentence in prison in 2004. Okay. That was a long time ago. Yeah.

He should have been in prison still. No, they paroled him. Oh, after five years. Alcohol is bad. You shouldn't drink alcohol. he's been sentenced now for a minimum of 30 years isn't that great why why why is he only getting 30 years well i think because he's 59 years old that's probably like uh that's probably probably he'll probably be in prison the rest of his life right

i guess fucking ass i hope he can score some crack in prison or else people are going to get fucked up he gets real ordering when he can't get his crack yeah well ladies and gentlemen I guess the lesson here again don't do drugs there's no such thing as a free pony ride do we learn anything else today carles is a fun way to sum it up um I wouldn't get eye surgery at home all right also if you're giving birth at home heroin good pain reliever mm-hmm yep it works a lot better than like those Advil liquid gels oh way better than those stupid things it takes a long to kick in that is this week's edition of The Creepoff. Thank you for tuning in. Remember, we are here for you every Monday.

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