The Creep Off - Episode 109: It Is a Sin

Episode Date: April 18, 2022

This week Karl & Vinnie celebrate Easter by making their nominations for creepiest priest: In the scum parade we meet a hungry fake cop, a man looking for a hitman on a budget and some Indian reptile enthusiasts. Support the show on Patreon Vote this week Thecreepoff.com

Before we start episode 109 today, Carl, I would like to dedicate it to the birthday of my biggest fan, our pal Michael in the Discord. Oh, happy birthday, Michael. Happy birthday, Michael. Enjoy episode 109, dedicated to you, pal. Hey, everyone, Tucker Dixon here. It's Easter, and I forgot to record this up until right now. Vinnie's creep tried to flush all his problems down the shitter, whereas Dick's creep just turned the entire world into a giant shitter. Anyways, that's all I got for this week.

I will leave you with this. Vinnie. Tucker Tucker What you're about to see is not suitable for kids shoot it's not even suitable for some grown-ups

You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things I'm going to give the people what they want sensation horror shock I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. vomit-inducing thing.

Ola Creepbos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps, for you creeps. I'm Vinny, I'm your host. You may know me as... The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour.

I'm the people's champion. Vinnie Barreto. Oh, good one, Vinnie. Thank you. I hit the button on time and I didn't act surprised. It's Carl, my co-host. He's here today, too. Hey, what is happening, Vinnie Paulino? I am here to make the show a little more German, a little less Mexican this week.

I see. I see. I really, it was nice to have Mexican one week. I thought that Dick did a brilliant job. And for a first timer on the game, played it very well. What was the voting like from last week show? Did you look at that at all? I did. And I'm going to show it. But before we do, I'm team Dick, by the way, in case anyone's wondering. Well, I like, I'm a fan too. I have a feeling that's going to be pulled as an I so I'm team dick love boy so here's what happened folks we had a bit of an exhibition last week with Dick Masterson from the Dick show yeah people have questions about that too well we'll oh I got fucking answers for that I got answers for every one of those chunks here's the winner oh my gosh dick wins by 83% I'm chalking that up in the Carole Wincom. Nope.

You get nothing. It doesn't count as a guest. It was an exhibition. Why? What have we ever done an exhibition? With Eric Zane. Wasn't that like a bonus show or something? It was an episode when you couldn't be here because you were off galvanting.

Busy man. Eric Zane and I put up consequences. Dick and I did not put up consequences. We just did it as an exhibition. That's the answer. I see. And you know what? I would have put up consequences.

you have to jump in the lake next year and actually jump in this time. I think I'm going to drown you in the fucking lake after the show. No, I just want to say, if I could trust our listeners to make it a fair contest, because you know what, I destroyed Eric Zane, destroyed Eric Zane, but they all voted for him anyway to make me jump in the lake.

So you know what? You were like, Vinny, don't you learn your lessons? Do you want to be a stunt boy, Vin? Vin, you just want to be a stunt boy? Fuck, no, I don't. And that's why I didn't put him consequences on it because I knew nobody had my back. None of you had my back.

You're all going to vote against me anyway. Isn't that funny? After two years, there's just no loyalty. We bring in any random person off the street, and they're going to get all the votes every time. Yes. No loyalty. And Carl, you would have done the exact same thing,

but probably slimier if you were in my position. Cuzzaroo. Cuzzoroo. I want to thank the Cuzzoroo's for voting for Dick Masterson this week. I would like to thank the 26. Vietnam true believers Excellior. True believers. You got something. Yeah. I thought

a great episode last week, by the way. Thank you. I really had a good time doing it, but you know, back to the gulag. Here we are. Carl's back, everybody. Look, and if you eat treats every day, they're no longer treats anymore. That is just your meal. That was a lot of fun. And I'd really like to have Dick committed to a

official episode with the three of us. But you were on Coomia. I was, yes. So that went very well. Thank you. Well, I screwed up the one video that had your name on it with Opie answering your question. I had it clipped. I had it all ready to go and I didn't upload it. Have you played that anywhere? Did you play that on WATP at all?

I have not. I should. It's a pretty interesting little thing. I should have done it when you were on WATP this weekend. Dropping some balls over here. Yeah, we're really bad at our jobs. You did this thing where you were bitching after an episode two weeks ago that we did, which we're going to get to the results of that in just a second.

You were bitched You're like I gotta do the Kumiya show I don't know what I'm gonna do I haven't come up with anything And then I saw Opie Live And I was like oh well let me just ask him And see what happens

I don't remember this happening this way at all I was bitchy I don't know what to So what I did was I went out of my way You didn't think I don't know What to talk to Anthony about you crazy I went out of my way To get you content for your appearance And then you just dropped the ball on it

Well I did I did I did mention it You did I did I did promote the creep off You did So you're a good boy God, I did that because I don't even know what this would have been. Oh, man.

I'd show up and I have a fucking rolling pinning curlers on. I'm just going to fucking whip your ass. Like handicap. Also, also today, by the time this comes out, it'll be available. Hack the movies. We talked about private parts with Doug from Good Times and Great Movies, Tony, myself, and a big creep-off promotion at the end of that one. Oh, that's so cool.

In fact, I forgot to promote WATP Live.com. WATPLive.com, May 14th, in Nashville. We're going to Nashville. Yeah, it's going to be fun. We're going country, y'all. Last week it was creepiest medical health professional. Dick won. But two weeks before that, it was a wildcard.

And my guy who murdered a bunch of women got me the victory there, Carl. So wait, what was the final there? What are you showing me here? I'm showing you the results from two weeks ago, the last episode you did. What an asshole! 60% of the vote goes to Vinny. Thank you Thank you

At least they're loyal to me when you're here All right You got one victory I destroyed you last round Let's not get too cocky over there Yeah I got to buy that book I couldn't find the autographed copy But it's got to be out there somewhere

Really? Yeah I got to keep looking for it Okay I've looked twice but I haven't looked that hard To be honest with you I'm like if Carl could take six months I could take two weeks I was going to say, if you want to learn about stall tactics, I can talk all about it.

That's fine. I get it. Oh, shit. By the way, speaking of which, I got to bring this up. Please. So my consequence that I have to do right now is dinner with a listener. Yeah. Heather W. put her name in the hat was voted as the winner.

And I got, like, messages from her like a week or two ago just saying, Carl, fuck up. I don't know what she got. Things just trigger her from time to time. It's weird. But she told me to fuck off and never talk to her again. So I guess we got to find a different listener to do dinner with a listener. And in fact, I'll bring it up. I think it should be someone in Nashville, probably, right?

Someone's going to be at the live show. If you were going to be at the live show in Nashville, hit me up and tell me why you're awful. Yes. Tell me why I would. Tell me about your affirmities and why Carl would have a terrible time being with you. Tell us why I would hate having dinner with you. Maybe it's because you have well-defined calf muscles that you want to show off. Maybe your feet aren't deformed.

I don't know. Whatever it is. So you're going to get to hang out with Carl Sunday night because the group of us are all going to go out and have a nice time. And so Carl's going to have to go have dinner with the listener instead of going with us. We'll figure it out. No, I like that idea. That's the idea. So you actually get to miss the fun time.

No, no, no, no. I think that's perfect. I'll be there Thursday. No, no, I think this is perfect. You do it Sunday. I'm fighting Thursday. I'll be the Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, Sunday, perfect.

We'll figure it out. Anyway, if you're going to be in Nashville and you want to have dinner, reach out on Sunday night. Reach out to Vinny. Reach out to me, baby. I didn't know that she freaked out on you. I totally forgot to tell you that because I was at band practice on a Tuesday night. And also my phone starts blowing up and I look at it like an hour later and it's Heather W going through like, what the fuck? And then why would you blah, blah, blah.

And they're like, you know what, never mind. I don't even care. Never contact me again. I'm like, I wasn't contacting you. Okay. Yeah. All right. She seems a bit.

I don't know, like a loose cannon one might say, a little unhinged. I could go with that, I would say, which is why it would have been funny to have dinner with a listener with Heather W, but oh, well. Well, Carl, I just put out a tweet last week and I said, hey, give me your suggestions for this week. My favorite, the one that we agreed on, was an honor of Easter. Creepiest priest. Yeah, creepiest priest. Have we done this one before? No.

Good. Shooting fish in a fucking barrel, though. Wow. There was a lot to choose from. In fact, uh, what was your Easter by the way? way vanny what do you do for easter wow i put you on the spot with that one you were not ready for that question holy shit what did i do for easter because you look real guilty of something making sure there's no jelly beans what i'm guilty of yeah no i went to my mom's house had a great

dinner oh good yeah nice my wife and my mother and myself cool and an empty chair from a pop oh yeah thanks for bringing it out i you didn't have to bring let's do the comment comedy show now. Jesus. Comedy. That could have gone every other way. Comedy.

All right. I just tried to make you feel bad. So, ladies and gentlemen, let's start the round. Hit that fucking... All right. You're up first, buddy. So as I just said, as I just said, ladies and gentlemen, it was, you know, shooting fish in a barrel. I, uh, these are...

It was like fish to water. I actually sat... With these priests. I actually sat down and wrote down just the... couple of the things that I didn't pick, just so I can let you all know. Cool. One guy raped a seven-year-old girl while he was visiting her in the hospital. Well, at least it was a girl.

Another priest used holy water to rinse out a boy's mouth after orally raping him. One poor kid drank juice at his priest house and woke up the next morning with stigmata coming from his asshole. Oh, boy. There were a lot to choose from, is my point. There were just a lot of fucked up priests. Well, save those for next Easter, I guess. But I got to say my creep today really takes the sacrament seriously.

His name is Father Augustine Giella, aka Fata Gus from Newark. All right. He was ordained in the Archdiocese of Newark, New York, on June 3rd, 1950, Carl. Okay. Now, he bounced around a bit. He went from 1950 to 1969 at the Holy Trinity Church in Hackenstacket. See, these priests are almost like morning or afternoon DJs. They have to hit a bunch of different markets before they finally figure out where they stick.

And they get paid a lot less. They just get room and bored. Hey, they're not bored. Oh, no, they are not. Then he was only one place for, he was at a place called Our Lady of Sorrows for a year. Okay. And then he was at the Church of the Epiphany, John Melendez's new favorite beer. I just had a church of the Epiphany that I will no longer be fighting back because everyone's ganging up on me.

Spent six years there. Then he spent three years at a place called St. Catharines in Glen Rock, New Jersey. now after 29 years of working in the working for the church as a priest he decided he wanted to move to harrisburg pennsylvania so he got permission who doesn't want to move to harrisburg pennsylvania you know what he told him he said there was so much competition to become a head pastor at a church in new jersey that he figured he could get ahead in pennsylvania he can get some head in pennsylvania yeah that's what he said yeah but that he's like uh ahead ahead i mean ahead yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so he's a signed to St. John, the Evangelist Church, where Father Gus becomes close with the Fortney family. They're a large family from the parish. There were eight girls and one boy. Now, he didn't know them very long, but it did not take long. He was fucking sticking fingers in five of these girls. Okay. So wait. Almost immediately. With one hand at the same time. He's like, how you go on? I'm father Gus. Each one of you jump on a finger. Who was the thumb? Now, his concept.

that we know about now, a lot of it has been sealed, because you know how the church works, ladies and gentlemen. But it was described that he conducted a wide array of crimes, cognizable as misdemeanors and felonies under Pennsylvania law. Now, the ages of these girls were from 13 to 18 months old. Wait, what? You heard me, Carl. 13 to 18 months old? 18 months old, yes. Oh.

Wait, are you going 13 years old to 18 months old? Correct. The girl said they didn't understand what jail was doing. to them when they were all, you know, such a young age. And they trusted him because he was the family priest. Sure. He took the places, brought them food, clothes, and apparently he kissed them a lot.

He was like, uh, like he was hosting the family feud or something. Yeah, except he was slipping them the tongue. Oh. Well, like he was hosting the family feud. Now, he was doing this a lot. Like kissing these kids and he was rubbing their legs under the table during dinners in front of their parents.

Father Gus father gus is a fucking brazen motherfucker he hung out at the house a lot he was allowed to babysit he used to bathe the children this went on for years just not hit that family but other families as well but uh nobody said anything because they believed in fairy tales and they were like you know what this is a holy man sure not a man who just enjoyed holies several of these fortinois sisters testified before pennsylvania grand jury in 2016 carl okay they testified about his father gus's deviant sexual behavior And they also talked about his predilection for their urine, pubic hair, and menstrual blood. Okay. Which he regularly collected from them. That's weird. The grand jury learned that Father Gus utilized a device he would apply to the toilet to collect some of these samples. The sisters testified that he even ingested some of the samples that he collected in front of them.

That's gross. Hmm. So I think these kids at a young age were very confused by what the church is and specifically what communion is. This disgusted me of all the things I've read that priest said. He would make them go on this special device that he would bring to their house and then he would drink their piss. The original toilet caddy ladies in John, oh, God. Now, in approximately April 1987, a teacher at the Bishop McDevitt High School where he worked, he was a leader. for the church and he had was administration for the schools that they always end up at high schools

isn't yeah they received a complaint that jell was insisting on watching a girl as she used the bathroom the girl stayed at the jail insisted on watching her go to the bathroom she's wasting all that urine if he's not there she's just going to flush it it'll be gone forever it's a sin it's a sin the seed the urine everything you can't want to drop this student also said that he did wrong things with children. The teacher reported the complaint to Father Joseph Coyne, who in turn made an immediate report to the diocese. Well, thank God for that. Oh, good. Yeah, they'll take care of this. I'm glad that they acted properly and responsibly. And in a memorandum that was also brought up later in court, dated April 14, 1987, the church

recorded the complaint. They said redacted name. A teacher of the intermediate union was informed by one of her students, redacted that while she was a student from last year's Bishop Newman's school. She was in the St. John's rectory and expressed to Father Giella, the pastor, her need to go to the restroom. Father Jaila's reported who said that he would like to go with her and watch, that he does this whenever the girls go to use the restroom. Jesus Christ. Now, they also registered one other complaint from another girl who reported to her teacher that Jiela had acted improperly towards her. Father Coyne, the guy who's in charge, who's Gus's boss, was instructed to do nothing. Actually, hold on a second. I have to correct you

there, Jesus is his boss. Wait a second. I thought he was his co-pilot. Jesus Christ. I know I'm an epitiaphalia, spiritu, sorry. Jesus is my only boss and my car insurance. So his boss, Jesus, instructed Father Quone, who was in charge of the school to do nothing until they

discussed it with the diocese, the bishop, and the council sure so an undated document addressed to uh bishop keeler the guy who's in charge of the entire area was called report on gus gilea noted i spoke with father coin on the pastoral concerns a approaching the father b the welfare of the student see satisfying the ire of the teacher and i said i would consult you on those matters so he said basically we had to figure out how to shut the teacher up i told him to stop it to knock it off for a while and I told him not to do anything until I talked to you. What should we do?

Nothing. They kept him there. Nobody attempted to remove him from the church. No one attempted to remove him from the school. You know, this is not shocking at all. Now, this guy's already like 70, and it's 1988. He retires in good standing. Yep, of course.

But he's still a member of the church, and he's still hanging out with all these families. And he's going to heaven, unlike us. And you could tell him your secrets. Tell him all your secrets. For the next five years, he continued to sexually abuse girls because, of course, none of this was made public. Wait a second. How old is he at this point? It is 70s.

It is 70s, and he's still horny for these underage girls? In 1992. Still drinking the pee and menstrual blood and everything? Correct. One of his victims came forward to disclosed what Giella had been doing. doing. The family initially reported the conduct to the diocese. Why did they report it? Because apparently this girl was at his home. It was babysitting and she was like 12 or 13. And she found a box chock full of pictures of little kids and pictures of herself naked. Oh, pictures of herself.

That's always fun. Yeah. So that triggered her, I think. So an investigator from the diocese, Jim Helwig wrote that he interviewed Giella on July 30th, 1992, and among the other admissions, Father Gus stated that he began having contact with the girl in the bathtub. Okay. Well, he's washing the girl. Sure. And as time went by, they became more comfortable with each other.

And the embraces became more intense and involved, you know, maybe a little bit of fondling on old Father Gus's part. That's how grooming works. Now, he also confessed that he took pictures of the girl. in the memorandum they also said that father is quote very sorry that his affection for the redacted name has affected her in this way and that he would be willing to help in any way that he can okay and then he said that he expects that the family will be quote sore with him yeah you think and readily agreed to refrain from contacting the family so he moves back to newark okay in a hurry after this point by the way that should be punishment enough right there because the family's pissed i was just in newark and that is a shithole they're not going for this bullshit not doing anything apology so family reports giello's abuse to the police in pennsylvania and new jersey so the police in pennsylvania contact the office of uh offices in new north new jersey they open up investigation they go to his house and in his house they find

young girls panties plastic containers containing pubic hairs identified by initials 12 vials of urine soil panties sex books feminine sanitary products used And numerous photographs of young girls in sexually explicit positions. And some photos depicting children in the acts of urination. Who's that old guy over there? Father Gus. Father Gus. I'll drink you piss.

Sure. Are you doing fully work on the side now? Is that actually you? No. You're telling your wife to mic this. up just right they arrest him he admits all he admits all of us he's like oh is this my time for confession yeah oh i remember back in 65 oh my fingers were sticky that day i got my first real six string i got her first real cooch string pulled it right out of her

Oh, cooch string. Perfect. I'm doing fully worth today, folks. I really am, Carl. So he admits to all this. Cooch string. I just want to throw that out today with the episode. He drops dead before he goes to trial.

Smart. That's a good way to get out of it, by the way. So he dies as a priest in good standing with the church. You're saying that one day all of a sudden he just. drop correct brilliant strategy I wonder if his attorney's told him like you know what

there is a way out of this I just have to say I did not expect to be reading about the priest with the urine collector yeah that fucking creeps me out and I don't know how you're going to beat it after you Carl all right

well let me give it a leave it a go here with Father Art Perot and I'll just do a little setup here so we can understand what we're talking about Can I finish? It didn't really matter which church Arthur Perot pastored wherever he was he left behind a trail of victims

children whom he raped and molested all while cloaked under the authority of a church which covered his tracks That's right Vinnie The church did what the church does They said uh oh this guy's up to no good Send him out west Perrault's arrival in the mid-60s came after he was found to have had incidents of homosexual approaches to young men in Hartford, Connecticut.

Like so many accused priests, Perrault was sent to the servants of the Paraclet retreat in Hemis Springs, New Mexico. And in a move that seems remarkable today, the Archdiocese of Santa Fe would accept him into service, assigning him, of all places, to teach at St. Pius High School in Albuquerque. Albuquerque That's right When you have a child molester In the church You just send them to Albuquerque No one will care

Place at all They didn't send them to a place For the gay priest Because they have those Don't they? No Those people are put to death I'm pretty sure

Oh okay Okay Oh that's right Catholics go ahead Yes Roman Catholic Church Roman Catholic Church Lyons

Where they just pray the gay away And that never works Never worked once But they keep trying Don't they just send all the gay priests to like one monastery where they all just like no they're quietly lost after each other that's the problem that there's victims all over the place it was just one area of the country it would be different i suppose i'm starting to think

they're handling this wrong yeah i'm starting to think that too all right so let's hear more about not that they're not handling stuff you know come on father art perot i excelled in school i was in the gifted program until debuts started to happen a few short years later perrault would Target, then 14-year-old Elaine Montoya, Perrault's only known female victim. I became severely depressed and ended up in a psychiatric hospital because I wanted to kill myself. And after that, another child, an altar boy named Mark Noak. Well, we were altar boys, and then he became a family friend. He made me an altar man. And I don't remember how it started. He came over to dinner.

You don't say no to a priest. No, you should say no to a priest. Yeah, I have no problem to say no to a priest. If a priest said anything to be right now. I'd say, no, do not speak to me. That is the moral of the story is you can and you should say no to a priest. It's the name of this episode. Just say no to priests. Yes. They're up to no good. So go ahead and change that rule, please, officially. Let's make that official. So we're talking about going back in time and there's a statute of limitations on these things, right? And of course, certainly. You have the church that's covering all of this up. In 1992,

38 people came forward with claims of sexual abuse by Perrault. All right? Okay. Now, what Perrault did is he decided to get the fuck out of there. But before that, he was working as an

Air Force chaplain. For decades, the pattern in the records we studied was unmistakable. Then, in the 90s, Perot became an Air Force chaplain with access to Curtin Air Force Base, and an altar boy who served Perrault during daily mass at St. Bernardettes would be his next victim. Kenneth Walter would tell the court this year that after helping Perot with funeral services at the base and Santa Fe National Cemetery, Perot would

rape him. In all, Kenneth believes he was assaulted more than 100 times. Oh, no! That's terrible. After they have a cemetery, what's the word I'm looking for? Yeah, funeral, after a burial. You couldn't remember funeral? After a burial. You couldn't remember the word funeral? He's fucking this kid, this altar boy. People deal with grief at different ways.

This is very true, but that's a good point. I forget. I like to think of things through my own mind and how I process information. In total, 38 people have come forward to claim that Arthur Perrault sexually abused them. So many victims without consequences until one important detail, Kenneth Walters case would seal Arthur Perrault's fate. So apparently, when you fuck a child on federally owned property, such as this Air Force base and the cemetery, then it becomes a federal case and the statute of limitations goes out

the window. So now the FBI gets involved. And that's when, uh, they don't like funny business. That's when our friend Art is like. Reporters like KOB's Conroy Chino aired stories about it, and Perrault simply vanished. He was said to have gone to Canada or Africa or the Caribbean, and people just let that fit. We didn't narrow it down, guys. What a good work.

He's in some other country. Yeah, we know. He's gone. We get that. Well, they did end up finding him, Vinny. You'll never guess where they found him. I'm listening. Turns out he found a job in another high school.

It wasn't long before Hall and Monagall discovered Perra was here at the American Language Center in Tangier, Morocco, teaching high school boys. When you found out that he was teaching at a school, what was your media reaction? I wasn't surprised. That's what pedophiles do, is they find employment where they could be around kids. That's true. Honestly, factory workers, never pedophiles. If you ever want someone to babysit your kids, fight a factory worker. These are not people who are looking to get jobs with children.

That's kind of true, I guess. I just watched a whole pedophile video of a guy in a factory getting arrested. So I disagree. What are you doing your spare time, Vinny? What are you talking about? You just watch the whole video about a child molest. I'm getting ready for our next scum stream. Oh, okay.

Yeah. I like that you're pretending that has something to do with research for this show. Yeah, it's all about the show. Is that how you started this show just for your search history, just to have answers for that? It doesn't hurt. But I just think that this guy, my original point was, you are correct. They do look for jobs with kids. They do.

They definitely go back. They try to get near as many kids as they can. No one should be surprised. So if you ever meet somebody who's older and, like, you know, Like they just moved to town and they're, you know, applying for a job at the school. Yeah. Just say no. Just say no.

Just say no. Probably a bad idea. Or let's say that you run a pizzeria. Uh-huh. And Vinny comes in with an application all filled out. He's going to eat the profits. Just say no. How many pizzerias have you worked at in your life time?

Never won. Never won. Never one. I don't shit where I eat, man. Yeah. I just can't. What's just our mate? Once it's work.

It takes all the fun out of it. But you know what? you're right and i also have to think about this like you and i yeah we both two straight dudes who love the pussy yeah we're constantly slamming pus yeah all day long all day long puss a couple of puss hounds la la la la wow i just lost any female viewers that we used to have i'm just saying did you ever just like i just need to go work at the adult bookstore i just need to go work at a strip club you're not like that these pedophiles are wired so fucking wrong and crazy that's why they never stop yeah but there's not enough they can't

get enough I also didn't want to go to the all boys high school though either so I mean there is something where you do want to be around the opposite socks from time to time sure if if possible sure but like apart from being 13 or 14 years old yeah right right when you're like 25 like I want to go work in the strip club no no although if I can do it over again. It's not the worst job you could get. I don't know. I know the manager of the barrel of dolls. Well, the barrel is a very different. He doesn't make it sound like it's a barrel of laughs. Yeah. People shoot guns into that place on a pretty regular basis. I want to make Dr. Steve go there when he comes to her. Oh, yeah. Let's take Dr. Steve to the barrel. Oh, we call it the bucket.

Maybe you'll make it a rain. All right. Keep it going. All right. So as I said, the FBI gets involved because of this air force thing after a federal grand jury indicted perot in new mexico the fbi informed the morocan government that an american fugitive was living in their country and he was arrested while in a morocan jail perrault wrote this letter to the king of morocco asking to stay in his country it starts out addressing his majesty king mohammed the sixth of morocco perro wrote for 23 years he taught english at the american language center in tangier and all All the teachers have stated that there has never been any allegations or even a rumor of misbehaviors on his part. On his way back, he actually made some admissions of molesting young children about 50 years ago.

Those Moroccan kids know how to keep a secret, apparently. They keep their shame to themselves. Yes, unlike these stupid kids in the United States. So I like that this guy gets arrested. The FBI is trying to bring him back to the U.S. And his thought is, I'll write a letter to the king. Like, dude, you might want to. like not go straight to the top

right away. Like work your way towards the king. That was slightly more delusional than Joe Exotic writing letters for Trump. I know. I was thinking the same thing. It's like you're not going to get pardoned by the king. He doesn't give a shit if you're teaching English lessons in a high school. Like he's just sitting out of throat. He goes, a grave injustice

is happening to my kingdom. I must. I must act. We must help this child molester not be expedited. So, all right. Parole comes back to the U.S. He's like, you're in Morrill. Morocco. I don't care if you taught people how to speak English asshole.

Right. Yeah. No, he's not serving any purpose the king cares about. Right. So, like I mentioned, because he was abusing the child at the Curtin Air Force Base, he was then brought up for trial. And in April of 2019, he was convicted on six counts of aggravated sexual abuse and one count of abusive sexual contact with a minor under 12 and he was sentenced to 30 years. in November of 2020 he appealed and this is great this appeal by basically so it was just that one altar boy because otherwise it was a statute of limitations issue okay and so that was the only way that they could convict him was just with that one and so he appealed by basically saying there were so many witnesses that it turned into a character assassination and that as a result the jury was predisposed to distrust him so they bring in person after person's like yep the email asked me when I was a kid yep even lost me when I was a kid yep even lost me when I was a kid he's like hey You keep bringing these people in here who say that I molest kids. The jury's going to think I'm a child molester when you do that. This isn't fair at all. You're fucking with me, right?

I swear to God, this was what their, this is why they appealed it. Does it work? No, it did not. Oh, in April of 2021, I was like, this is a hell of a gamble. In April of 2021, a federal appeals court upheld the ruling. And he is serving pretty much what is a lifetime for this man at this point. How old is he now? he's in his 80s oh yeah he'll be dead soon yep he's he's he's done so and he'll be in hell with

father gus but uh yeah so apparently there they estimate there's 80 plus victims of this man and of course the church covered it all up and uh he was even able to flee the country and go to morocco i actually have audio by the way of this guy uh after those funeral services did you know that Carl? Oh, no. I had it. Here's the audio of, uh, Mr. of, of, uh, father Perrault. I want to fuck little boys. I want to bang them in the butt. I want to fuck little boys. Tucker, don't leave your mic open, you idiot. Because people will send us things like that. Moving on. I think that we ought to get jetty jing jingles to do a rendition of that. It's pretty catchy. Yeah, it is catchy. I want to fuck little boys. I want to bang them in the butt. I want to

One of a little boys. All right, let me just, one last thing that I have here in my note. So a man identified as David told the judge, he had been raped by Perrault as a child and was there to represent other victims, including three who committed suicide before they reached 18 years of age. And his lawyer knows, that's not fair. Yeah, come on. I mean, what about all the people that enjoyed hanging out with this guy?

All these other people made it. These three were busy. Could you imagine somebody just comes in and they're like, yeah, I went to a bunch of phoenix coyote gays with this guy. he's a hoot we had a blast together so anyway um that's the biggest creek that's the biggest creep as far as i'm concerned that's him huh that's it well you can vote for father gus you could vote for father perot you could vote at the creepoff dot com this week please vote for viny let's fucking just sweep this motherfucker no all right uh carl no we're voting for vini until he

figures out how to do his consequence. Keep voting for me. I swear to God. You just triggered me as if I found naked pictures of myself in an old man's shoebox. Do you ever listen to the creep off? Sometimes.

You want to get dinner? It doesn't count for your consequence if I say yes. That would be the best cop out ever. I didn't do with my wife, but she doesn't listen. All right. Let's do some voice shall we let's do it the creep off voice mail segment is brought to you by the city of syracuse a reminder for the easter season if a syracuse priest says he has risen your

response is oh shit for real see you in syracuse all right uh let's start off with uh what was that what was the joke on that is that to do with his penis i don't know i'm not sure either because at first i was like oh i see where he's going to this no i guess i don't what does that mean All right, first voicemail Hey, it's Sergio from Providence A great episode last week, Vinnie I thought Dick burning a great creep Like you guys said, great chemistry

But looking at the scoreboard And I got to say, you're getting blown out On your own home court Not a good luck So what you got to do to make up for this Is you and Carl are going to go on the biggest problem You guys each got to bring the heat Bring some great fucking problems

And you got to beat Dick on his show That's what you got to do Are you allowed to invite us on his show All right, dick, I'll be there next step. No. Meaning, I do have to say, last week, Whoa, you got butt slam. You know, may I point out that I didn't lose to a listener?

Did I lose to a listener? You certainly did. Oh, come on, really? I'm the Patriot Challenge. You lost. I didn't even see the voting on that. I was going to ask you about that. You lost, sir.

Yes. Did you win? Yes. What? Of course I won. There's a conspiracy. chump like you all right next one even you shitty bastards i would like carl to take me to dinner i have several good stories one that involves jared fogle i'm a local guy i've actually called

carl through his boss not necessarily his boss but the one that pays his paychecks call me back fuck off um this guy works for jesus that's my boss what what the fuck was that i don't know

here we go oh vanny viny vinny viny well i agree you had a creep that was pretty fucking creepy dick brought pretty much the reason we can't have nice things

so that's the episode should have been called Why We Can't Have Nice Things. He brought him the creep that destroyed the comedy scene. So anyhow, sorry. I don't know. I feel like it's been a wheel for that. Love you.

Do your taxes. Bye. I did. Remember, do your taxes today, everybody. I have to do that. You didn't do yours yet? Well, it's pretty much done. I got to pay my quarterlies. Now, this is one that somebody left. It's a little bit long, but it is filled with information, correcting Dick and giving us a little more information.

about the story that Dick was telling us. Listen to the Dick show version of The Creepoff today. Okay, so the David Reamer story, I'm familiar with this. I actually saw, it was like either a dateline or 48 hours in 1997, it was when he revealed this story. Weird brag. So the whole thing with the circumcision, there's different ways to do circumcisions.

And apparently, years ago, somebody came up with this way to, circumcised kids through electrolysis. And that's what was done to David Reamer. It burned his dick off. That's what happened to him. And apparently it's still used to this fucking day. Don't ever let, if you have a kid,

don't ever let him be circumcised electronically. It's fucking a horror story. But yeah, that's what happened. David Reamer, his dick got burned. off through an electrolysis process of circumcision. Bullshit. You know what this sounds like? You know what the sounds like that guy is playing the telegraph game?

It's like, this guy had a botched circumcision. And then it goes to this guy. He's like, he had a botched circumcision. They burned his dick off. And then it goes to the next person. Telephone game. It was an electrolysis machine that burned. Yeah, it just gets crazier and crazy.

Well, I guess what I was thinking is he was telling us this is what difference does it make? The guy lost his penis. I mean, the girl lost her penis. so what difference does it make at that point how it happened good point uh carl this one is someone who's uh rooting for you i think oh good viny what the fuck you're just you just because dick is on the show you're not going to let this one count against you you're afraid you're going to lose again i mean obviously because john money is it'd be creepiest motherfucker around the of the 20th century creepier than fucking hitler creepier than Stalin creeper than your mom like

fuck you you know you're going to lose you're going to lose spectacularly and that's going to be a win for carl so put a point on the board for carl and go fuck yourself creepier than hiller that's interesting yeah i mean the word creep is not used with hitler all that often i'll be honest with you all right you got any voicemails i don't all right well i guess that would make it time for a scum parade carl all right buddy who's playing the scum parade theme today you are pal pick one Scum parade Oh no, it's a skum parade Some guy for a skum parade Making him in his day To stay Some nice guitar work, Carl. I didn't do it.

Oh, that's probably for the best. All right, well, according to the police on Monday, in Florida, officers responded to a Wendy's restaurant regarding a disturbance call. During the investigation, witnesses allege that a gentleman asked to be given a law enforcement discount for the purchase being made. The guy's name was Mr. Stover. He was asked by the manager to provide his law enforcement identification. He quickly flashed a gold-colored badge to the Wendy's staff and demanded the discount again.

The scum in this story is the Wendy's employee who gave a shit. Could you imagine? I don't know what the discount was, it didn't tell me. But who would give a fuck if you're working at a Wendy's? This guy's trying to gain the system. I love it. When the request was denied, an argument ensued and police were called. During the argument, Mr. Stover told Wendy's staff he was not a police officer, but worked for the DEA.

And you're all in big trouble. Yeah, right. I'm an undercover agent. So he, like, doubles down to get fucking 50 cents off a cheeseburger. During the investigation, officers learned that Stover was a regular customer at this Wendy's. regularly demanded the discount for over two years. Don't police officers, okay, two years of discounts he shouldn't have had, but don't police officers have better things to do in the state of Florida?

There's probably a guy on bath salt eating someone's face, and these guys are out of Wendy's going, you gave him 50% off and he didn't deserve it? What? Well, they have to protect the sanctity of the police officer's discount. If they're going to protect anything, it's their own interest, Carl. Vinnie, you could literally give me a lifetime of free food from Wendy's, and I wouldn't eat there any more or less than I do now. It's inconsequential.

The amount of money it costs to eat at Wendy's. It's never like a financial decision that I make. I'm like, do I want Wendy's? I don't know. Biggie fries went up by 20 cents last month. I mean, I got to wonder how often this guy was doing this that he actually had a badge. For two years. Well, no.

Did he do it just at the Wendy's? Did he try the shit at the movies? What else did he try it? Who else is giving out these discounts? I got to say, in this story, there's a photo of the actual Wendy, the daughter that inspired this restaurant. It looks nothing like this line.

Whoever drew her for the logo, I went to drawing me for my head shots because wow. She's not an attractive girl that Wendy. Can we please get some photoshopps as Carl is the Wendy's logo? Yes, yes. I would like to see those. I want to see what that looks like. Oh, God damn.

So when they searched a mess. What a mess that girl is. What a gross mess. Do you remember your dad was the spokesman for the company? Yeah, he was just a big fat guy. He was like, my burgers are square. Dude, everyone loved him, though. He was great.

My burgers are square was at their tagline. I think that's all it was. My burgers are square. But come on down to Wendy's. I named it after my ugly daughter. Ugliest daughter ever. Chelsea Clinton is like, hey, that's my job. I want to see that celebrity deathmatch.

Chelsea Clinton versus Wendy for ugliest daughter. the badge was actually a concealed weapons permit badge which closely resembles a police badge Stover was arrested and booked in the Flagler County Jail and released on $2,500 bond It's fucking close enough give them the I'm allowed to have a gun that's a reason to give me a discount bitch Yeah that is a good reason to give someone a discount by the way Hey uh this next story is a lot of fun okay a trans sex offender had a great day out Didn't she, Carl? Yes, she sure did, Vitty.

A trans sex offender lifted her skirt and exposed herself three times in one day. Chloe Thompson, 42, was caught rubbing herself on a public wheelie bin using a sex toy on herself in an alley on August 13th last year. A couple shouted at her and she ran away. So she was out like in an alley fucking herself with some type of sex toy. I don't know. I have to say the headline of the story says, exposed her penis. And when I read that, I realized I could not be a newspaper editor.

This is how the conversation would go down. They exposed their penis. Wait, how many people expose their penis? Oh, just this one lady. I quit. I can't follow this conversation. I can't follow this conversation at all. Also, what the fuck?

There's a woman who has more confidence in her dick than I do. I'm not taking my cock out in public. Oh, Jesus. What's that? It's pretty sad when women in the UK have more confidence in their penis than I do. More comfortable with their penis size. The same day, she's exposing herself on the street where she lives. She thrust her hips into like someone's fence and was like waggling her dick through it. A witness had Thompson looked at her and the group she was with as if Thompson wanted them to notice her.

Once she was inside her house, she exposed her bum and thrust it against her window. So like the mom goes inside with all these kids. And she's just like, no, you're not getting away. It just fucking starts pressing ham on the glass. That's pretty crazy. Pretty funny. Three children saw it. If it's a joke, I mean, that would be my answer.

Like, officer, obviously that's a joke. Pretty good joke, too. Pretty good joke. Even describing it is funny. That's how you know it's a good joke. It's a good gag. You know what's not funny? Chloe was already on the sex offenders list.

Before she came out as trans, when she was legally named Andrew McCabe, she has 17 convictions for 22 offenses, including sexually assaulting an underage girl in 2011. Ouch. Before Thompson's most recent crime, she had to appear in court last made for opening a TikTok account without informing the police. Is that true in every country? Like you're not allowed to open up social media accounts and not telling the police? I think you should have a permit to have a social media account. Uh-oh.

What do you think about that? That's a slippery slope right there, my friend. My comrade Elon Musk is going to make it happen. The old slippery slope. You know what's interesting, though, is that this. chick was actually scheduled to expose herself in front of a kindergarten class in Tampa, but the don't say

gay law got passed and fucked up the whole thing. Yeah, she was scheduled to speak about how brave she is. Yes. Today, class, we have a rare treat. This woman wants to show you her eight inch shlong. She's going to tell us all about it. I like to think it's

like trans career day. Yeah. Where they bring in like, this is a trans chef. She could have a job just like everyone else. This is a trans police officer. And here we have a trans sex offender right here, everybody. You can do anything as a trans person. So she goes in front of the judge. Yeah.

And they start saying that the lawyer goes, she's made some progress. Like the judge was not having any of it. The judge said, you are appropriate to respect and courtesy and assistance in facing the challenges ahead of you. But that respect goes both ways, ma'am. other people living their lives are entitled to courtesy and respect the fact that he has to explain this is retarded yes thompson was convicted of committing a public nuisance by indecent exposure exposing her penis to members of the public while performing a sex act upon herself so she was to be sentenced on april 26 so she was trying to say that listen i'm going through this transition i'm going through changes it's tough there's a lot going on my My cock comes out from time to time. My balls. Sometimes I feel the need to dildo my asshole in an alley.

Right. And the judge, instead of saying, I don't know why you even brought that up, that's a ridiculous thing to say. He said, I get it. I get it. You're entitled to respect. That's a, I know you're going through some stuff. But bought, but you still can't do that because there's other people who don't want to see your cock and your balls out of the street. Why didn't anyone explain this to me so clearly?

before you know what hold on a second i'm going to zip this back up right now the judge took the time to really explain it the judge touched me uh the same way my ass touched that ladies window a missouri man has been sentenced after admitting that he hired someone to kill a minor he allegedly sexually abused there is one way to get out of it this is a fucking this is great can i just start off with again you can't hire a hitman You can. Sure. You can, but I will tell you this, Vinny, it's not $7,000.

It is not $7,000. If you want someone killed, it's going to cost you more than $7,000. And if someone tells you they can do it for $7,000 or even $10,000, don't believe them. If they tell you they'll do it for a cheeseburger off the dollar menu, don't believe them. If they tell you they'll do it for a discount at Wendy's, they might. That's a crazy person. That's possible. John Mark Wilson, 58, was sentenced by U.S. District Court Judge Brian C. Wims to 10 years in federal prison without the possibility of parole.

According to the Department of Justice, Wilson pled guilty in September to using interstate facilities in the commission of a murder-for-hire plot. He wanted to hire a murderer, a hitman, to avoid prosecution for his alleged sexual assault on a minor. In January 2019, Wilson sought help from an unnamed person. to help arrange the murder for hire. Now, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office, at the time, Wilson had been charged in Pettus County with two counts of felony first-degree statutory sodomy. Okay. So, you know what he did?

I want to fuck little boys. I want to bang them in the butt. I want to fuck little boys. That case is still pending. The unnamed individual contacted authorities and agreed to help arrange a meeting between Wilson and an undercover agent from the bureau. so this person has a recording device and had him return to Wilson and according to the criminal complaint obtained by law and crime the source recorded the conversation which began with Wilson discussing a business venture okay business is going to be booming yeah once we get this kid I butt fucked out of the way what business venture before moving to the topic of murder for hire the only thing is I got to um to pay for her cousin first Wilson said in the recording a conversation and see if this happens pretty quick then i don't have to pay for the depositions

and all this shit then we could have a business that's right the source told wilson he knew the guy from ohio would be right for the job it's the only choice i got wilson replied well that's very different than the right person for the job yeah as the only choice you got there was some back and forth about the target's gender but wilson clarified it was a male according to law and crime the complaint stated that wilson was married to the victim's mother and an excerpt from recording uh recording's transcript, Wilson was tossing the idea of staging the victim's murder to look like a carjacking.

He goes, another thing I thought of, if there's any way you can do like a carjacking, swipe his fucking car and part it out, said Wilson. He's full of ideas. I like that. He's got to kill her stereo in there. I saw it while I was raping him. You got to... I put out some Mario Speedwagon. You got to show

up to these types of meetings with ideas of your own, you know? Bring solutions, not just problems with you. Yeah. Look, here's the problem. The, uh, the toddler that I've been having butt sex with is no longer in love with me. And, uh, you know, I'm feeling kind of upset about it. So I, and I got a crazy ex. I got a crazy ex.

I just like that the idea that you would just have this kid killed. Like I would tell the guy, look at there, there's plenty of fish out there. There's plenty of fish at the sea. Tons of boys whose butts haven't been raped yet. Well, just move on. He claims that the soddeny claims were all a bogus attempt by his ex-wife and her son squeezed thousands of dollars from him. Not only did Wilson tell the undercover agent that he wanted the juvenile victim to die,

he also wanted the minor's mother to die as well, though, quote, he didn't directly solicit her murder because he said during the meeting, he told the undercover victims that, quote, he wished he could have had the mother killed as well. However, I don't got the money. Also, you want to see what kind of work they do first. Don't hire them for two jobs. Let him do the easier job first. And then if they do a good job, this is what I would say.

Let them paint the side bathroom first. Right. Like you got a hold a carryout. Then we'll talk about the kitchen. Yes. I'll give you 400 bucks for the weekend. Come over and paint. And if you do a good job, yeah, maybe there'll be some drywalling in your future. Wilson said he hoped the victim's mother would be so distraught over her child's death that she would kill herself. See, this is the problem is that if you want the mom to die, you have to make it happen.

You can't just hope it's going to happen. And this is true in life. You can't just hope you're going to have like a hit podcast or a big YouTube channel. You got to go out there and make it happen. Yeah, I'm done hoping for that. You've got to make it happen. You've got to find the right co-host, maybe Dick Masterson, start putting out a good show. That's how that works.

One of these days. One of these days. I mean, he's just like, oh, I'll just get that idiot caro and hope that people like the show. That's how this works. Wilson paid the age of $2,000 and promised another $5,000 after the job was finished. The defendant also purchased 25 shotgun shells for the supposed hitman to use in the murder. Oh, that's smart. 25 shotgun shells. To kill a toddler and a car jack?

What's going to be left? Seems excessive. Wilson provided the undercover agent with the photo of the juvenile. Soon after the meeting, he left. He was arrested by a trooper from the Missouri State Highway Patrol. So he is being held and his the pending statutory sodomy charges are still there and now he's got some more to answer for. Sounds like he might be in more trouble than he was before. I feel like he doubled down on dumb Yeah, that was a bad move I only got, I got no choice

I got no choice I got no choice Well, you could stop fucking children I mean, that's one thing I know, I know, I know But you know The past is the past Moving on, moving on

The future The past is prologue my friend We're moving on Four men have been arrested Oh God In India Is this the sickest story? of the day. It's shocking

and I'm not easily shocked. Oh, I don't even want to read this one. Format of an arrest said after one of the accused phones was discovered to contain a video with them gang raping a Bengal monitor lizard. Can you say that again? They were gang raping a Bengal monitor

lizard at the Sandari Tiger Reserve. Marihara Saudi India. For Indian men were raping a lizard. The aristocrats. What do you call it? Jesus. A hell of an act you got there, hopsing. CCTV footage from the Maharasta Forest Department, I didn't say that right,

showed the four men lurking around the forest and trespassing into the Tiger Reserve, which was created by the Indian government to a conserved Bengal Tigers. In addition to a video of the men sexually abusing the lizard, they also found photos of various animals such as porcupines and deer on the other men's phone. Bengal monitor lizards could grow to be five and a half feet long and weigh almost 16 pounds. They're categorized as a reserve species under the Wildlife Protection Act. So according to Indian law, it says anyone who voluntarily commits intercourse with an animal shall be punished with imprisonment for life. What's the other way to have intercourse with an animal?

Accidentally. How do you have intercourse with an animal except for voluntarily? Yeah. Fiddy. Fuck that lizard with a gun to your head, maybe. Maybe. You know what I thought was crazy about this story? is okay imagine you're so fucked up in the head that you want to have sex with a wizard right find

three other people want to go with you and then you find three other people are also in the same thing i don't have three friends who all like redheads you know what i mean like to agree on like that with with four guys together ginger pubs i'm out i'm out i'm out this story's so crazy that as an american i'm less embarrassed by florida i'm like yeah there's just some crazy shit going on there's gator fucking in florida no it's not it's not west india at least some guy just sits there with fucking just chewing on snuff thing about the time he fucked a six-footer there's people who fuck gators in florida you think so probably because that person should have a tv show gator fucker are you kidding me of the crocodile fucker

wasn't that a south park he just shoves his finger in the crocodile's bottle oh check this croix hole yeah forest guards initially only caught one of the accused while the others fled the remaining were later found they said we came here to hunt lizard pussy yeah i mean my cousin ben i love this guy he really was into lizards okay and he had like a giant pen that he built and he had a monitor that thing was fucking huge and it was like vicious with claws uh i thought you were getting turned on for no i wasn't sure where that story they're just huge and they're fucking like just really there's nothing attractive. I don't even know what you hole you would, where you would even... Yeah, I was

trying to think of that too, and then I'm like, I don't want to think about it too much. But yeah, it's something weird about, um, like, reptiles are cold-blooded. I can't imagine that's a good lay. Yeah. I can't imagine. I don't know how Chrissy does it. My sister love? Yeah, I don't know. She sure does love the reptiles. She, like,

I don't know how you fucking, like, touch those things. Oh, yeah, they're unpleasant. They're fun to look at. They're interesting. Yeah, keeping it, like, the zoo. Sure. I'm not getting a bonus. yeah i mean underneath my car tire or something that's fine but uh in bed not where i want to see a lizard not the place for lizards they're fucking crazy so carl that is this week's edition of the creepoff well done my friend i don't know if it is stories this week uh well remember to vote this week

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