The Creep Off - Episode 113: Nashville Hangover Edition: "A Crime of Opportunity"

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

In this special Scum Stream wide release Karl & Vinnie are joined by Cros & Trucker Andy while they all nurse hangovers and discuss some of the worst scum we have covered in a while, this episode was recorded in front of studio audience. 

It's playing the original vocals track before you didn't do, before you put in the music. I wouldn't put that on my soundboard, Vinny. Why would I try to screw myself up with version one, version two, rough mix? That would be really dumb. You could make this argument if I wasn't there for the first 15 minutes of your live. You can make this argument about what a pro you want all fucking day long. But I think you need to think about who you're trying this shit out, pal. God damn it.

The funniest thing would be is if Stuttering John was able to get the, the video of everything fucking up and just started riffing on that that would make my day shulie and i were standing up at the back of the wall like two teenagers and just hanging out watching the principal feel uncomfortable during the school you were just flummoxed the principal's zipper was down and you guys just in the back one it's great great times for everyone you really made it ass to yourself amper all right you did you just a great show yesterday. Oh, thank you, Vinny.

You were fantastic as well. I really liked when you beat yourself up nonstop after your stand-up show. I've retired from comedy. Jesus Christ. The fucking last thing that I went to bed listening to was him going, I bombed so hard tonight.

The level of depression. That he passed out. I suck. I suck. I said, great set, Benny. And he was like, I'm going to kill myself tonight. I have the news. ready. I said, shut up. I'm trying to watch

Married with Children. This fucking guy, you make me share a room with, I got a trucker watching Married with children and a bunk bed next to me. And I'm just sitting there thinking about how I wanted to R. Budge wire myself. Yeah. Listen, you weren't as funny as Shulie granted.

All right, let's get this thing started. Yeah, let's go. Hey, everyone, it's Tucker Dixon here, and this is a special hungover in Nashville edition of the Scumstream. Today's Gumsstream is brought to you by the city of Binghamton. Binghamton is tied for 14th on the list of America's most deadly mass shootings. In 2009, a naturalized Vietnamese man attacked the American Civic Association Immigration Office.

I guess he thought if he couldn't have the most victims, he'd at least have the most diverse. Killing 13 people and then himself is an abhorrent act, but at least he's not a racist. President Obama addressed the issue as senseless and needless violence, while then Governor David Patterson was said to turn a blind eye, and then the other eye it didn't see it so good either. Come to Binghamton. This thing can only happen once, right? We'll see you in Binghamton. I want a skum stream with Carmel and Vinny.

I need a scum stream with griefs tonight. I want a scum stream with Carmel and Vinny. Gotta have some pals and people who just ain't right. I need a scum stream. I want a skunk stream I need a scum stream Oh la creepos. Welcome to another edition of your

favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I am your host, Vinnie, and joining me in the living area of the Airbnb in Nashville, Tennessee is my co-host Hot Cook

what is happening viti paulino what a great time to be podcasting i'm still glad we're not exploring the city that we're in this is great i'm glad that we have decided to spend our morning instead of galvancing and enjoying the weather talking about some really fucking sick people this is not this was not fun this morning so i will tell you because i was editing who are these podcasts the live show we did yesterday i have not looked at any of these stories yet and i don't usually come in cold So I'm looking forward to seeing what's going on. We should also mention with us today, we have Crohs and Trucker, Andy. Oh, hello.

And other people are hanging out around us as a while. It's pretty interesting. This is the first time we're actually performing the creep off in front of a live audience. It's about the same size audience as we had last night, I would say. It's about right. Casey's hanging out over here in the corner with her husband. Tucker Dixon brought his wife Anita Dixon. Yep.

She's here And that girl's here Producer Chris is here Bukaki Queen is sitting next to me On the couch The list goes out And oh no

That's actually just the list Yeah And Jenny Jingles is here Of course The voice of an angel Mm-hmm The face of a victim The decisions of an idiot

I got to play the song That our caller Left us last week For the other night And she was so hammered She loved it Jenny loved it Nice

Smiling like the Joker So I do want to just point out We are drinking Epiphany beers I had an epiphany Yes it's the stuttering chad beer And they're actually really good Pack with Engy So thank you

Best Beforenoon All right yeah I agree But so yeah The listener who brought those to us Very nice Much appreciated Because we're on the road

Yes We've had a lot of fun this weekend We're going to bring everything To a screeching hall to tell you folks some terrible stories. And I thank you all for being here for this little soiree of creeps. Let's get into it.

All right. So let's start with our first story today. We're going to go overseas. A dad has been banned from seeing his kids because of his adult nappy fetish. Now, a nappy carl is... I'm not familiar with this. I believe it's British slang for diaper.

Oh, okay. Yeah, here's the fun picture. That's a more fun way to say, oh, God. He's been using the shit out of that diaper. That's not a clean diaper. No, definitely not. Gravity is taking a hold on whatever's in there. But you know what? No leaks.

I noticed that, yeah. It's not dripping down his leg or anything. That's solid. Better wearing diapers than I am. That's solid. The man who has not been named for legal reasons is no longer allowed to see his children due to his kink for wearing adult diapers. His ex-wife whom he shares the kids knew about the fetish before they had split but told a family court in Australia. I'm sorry. I thought this was England.

That things escalated over time. The Daily Telegraph report She claimed that her ex Who she met in the mid-2000s Eventually began wearing the diapers Around the house So like it kind of I guess

The fetish metastasized It got like a little more Gradually worse and worse So I was trying to figure out Why you can't see your kids Because you wear diapers Like what's the rationale Did you wear the diapers to court?

Well It is said that in 2019 The dad came to pick up his kids And that he had a quote A nappy partially exposed out of the back he picked up his kids wearing a fucking diaper talk about retarded

he went to the school to pick up his children at the school yeah Jesus Christ it's probably not a good idea to like wear your sexual kink outfit to the school to go pick up in elementary school his court transcript says that he just wanted

to pamper his kids I get it it it depends on how he does it though he didn't go into detail I'll tell you what that joke better than all of vicks yeah yeah i actually um

i have a little clip from vicks set yesterday she did a stand-up set with us i'd rather talk about the diapers no but real quick though all right go ahead yeah honestly uh do you know how many ukrainian families lost their homes during her there were tragedies all over the world last night People were displaced all over Nashville. You thought that bombing they had a couple years ago was bad? Oh, oh, fuck.

The CNN trucks were showing up, we're going to go, we got to go. All right, I digress. Let's get back to the diaper guy. You know, I should make fun. She's such a lovely, classy gal. What? Vic?

Are we talking about the same person? Oh, I was talking about the CNN report. Oh, right. Okay. Way class year than Vic. Doing a great job. Yeah. Last year of court ruled that he was not allowed to see his children.

The man appealed the decision, said he posed no risk to his kids. But his claim was rejected last month. Justice Hillary Hannan of the family court said she had not satisfactorily address the issues of risk. Satisfactorily is a weird word, right? Well, it's fucking Australia. Satisfactorily. Say that three times trucker, Andy.

No. I refuse. now you go all right hey hold the microphone right in front of your face because you're not talking into it when you when you're talking put it like right in front of where your mouth that's where the sound comes out of your face bro i'm gonna knock out what's left of your teeth all right i'll hit producer chris tell you that producer chris you tell him how to use a microphone why isn't producer chris just holding it for me to my mouth some producer you are fucking drop of the ball.

You're not holding that satisfactorily, Vinny. Do better. Well, the judge said, I have great reservations and ultimately do not accept that the father has an authentic willingness or capacity. Wait, so the judge was going out to dinner? What was going on? He just wanted to,

oh, no. The judge was hungry as something. I got reservations. Court is dismissed. that means I won right Michael Popock I like every idiot just turned into like

the Settling John impression an Australian judge was like okay guys you my friend have committed a crime so she basically ruled that it was inevitable

that the kids are going to be exposed to this guy running around in his adult diaper sure and because it is his sexual fetish that the wife was able to prove in court he was not able to see his kids

but he went on to say that he feels like he is being king-shamed. Yeah, I would agree with that. And also, let's say 20 years from now, he actually is shitting his pants. Then can he see his kids? Is it cool that if he's wearing diapers? You think at that point they're going to visit?

Probably not. Yeah. At that point, the court has nothing to do with that. They just don't want to come around. I think that's about it. So I felt that story pretty fucking weird. Let's read to keep on moving here. I'm using Carl's iPad today,

and I'm trying to get around all the dried semen. Bullshit. Sorry, folks. Here we go. This is a fun one. A wife filled her husband's phone with child porn in attempt to get custody of her children. That's awesome.

Smart. Yeah. That's just called a good strategy. Right. Is what that is. Yeah, no way for that to backfire. Hear me out, Michael Popock. We fill how it's cell phone with child porn.

All right. There's a hard drive that just says property of stuff. uttering John. He's planted in my house. We're going to get Ralph to put the Zoon player in his bag. Police alleged Oklahoma man, woman, hatched a scheme to get custody of her children that's centered around loading hundreds, hundreds of images of child pornography. Let me just say this. One or two will suffice, right?

Like if you're trying to get the guy in trouble, you don't need hundreds of images. Well, I think she was just having fun with that. I think it turned into a project for her. She had, like, a little scrapbook. Yeah, right. She's trying to collect them all. Yeah, she's playing Pokemon. Is there a CP app where you go around and just try to collect the CP?

Yeah, I'm just wondering. Oh, I got a redhead. I don't need another blonde, but. Another one. Oh, look, a rookie card. I get it. I mean, how fucking addictive is child porn? Anyone who looks at this shit immediately just gets hundreds and thousands of inches.

Yeah, yeah, nobody has one. Nobody has one. It's like lays potato chips. This is legitimately the slipperiest of slopes, people. Wait, there were Asians, too? Oh. I'll see myself out. You know how great.

this episode is that there's actually people who are going to grow to you. Besides me, you're getting your fucking come up pins. I love it. Lacey Hux 33, the wife. And Angel Moore, 44, her friend are alleged to have worked together to frame Huck's husband who was not

named. If they could get him out of the picture, then she thought she would get her children back. And it worked. Okay, next story. Oh, no, I didn't. Hey, listen to the name of this sheriff. Garvin County Sheriff, bullet that's not a real day

party in the back or something oh business in the front I like I can just do a chip voice and it's like okay we'll let that one slide if you know it's bad that's what I should have done with the agent thing I should have done my whole set last night to chip voice

police say that hooks oh wait you were trying to tell funny jokes holy shit that was right over my hat I was trying to do irony uh police say that a hugger Hux drove Moore to the Winwood Police Department on April 18th and had her turn the phone in and file a report. They say that Moore turned in the device

and said she saw Hux's husband using it to view child porn in their own. It's a trap. Are these two women pedophiles now? They should be convicted. I think that you should absolutely be convicted because the second you download it, it is a felony. Yeah.

It's just I don't even like kids, but I'm a pedophile. now. Yeah, it sucks. So, guys, I was trying to play this great prank. Like, when you have to walk around and knock out the tours to the neighbor? Yeah, you're introducing yourself to the neighbors. Like, all right, it's not what it looks like.

I'm just really dumb. All right. I don't actually like children naked. I'm just really stupid. You ever see jackass? Sometimes these pranks don't always work out. Yeah. You just hate my husband so much that I became a pedophile.

The police say the phone had hundreds of images of various juvenile victims. police did arrest the husband, but they began to wonder why the phone he was using did not have any images similar to the ones more turned into them. That's what they reportedly got to work. Wait, wait, who's doing the analysis of this?

What do you mean? Sheriff Mullet. Okay, Sheriff Mullet is going through all these images. I don't get these here phones match. Okay, now I get it. You've been investigating that for 12 hours. Where are the Kleenex go? You're going to need a couple more.

Everyone's under arrest. Everybody get in this. including me he locks himself in there they all walked around together door to door after police did arrest the husband but you know like i said they were looking at the phone tried to figure out what was going on and they didn't find any other evidence on the other phone that wasn't turned in and he was going this isn't my phone i don't know where the what this is a likely story yeah i mean what do you say that's the worst thing of the world because this is what I say, those are not my drugs officer.

This is not my CP officer. Just always deny everything all the time. And my feet just look small officer. These are not club foot and shoes that I'm wearing. Orthopedics. Yeah. Yeah. So police say that after she initially said she didn't know Hux,

she told them that they were friends that Hux had coached her on what to do in advance of turning the phone in. Now, this is this person, Angel Moore. She then reportedly admitted that she never said, saw the husband with the phone. So she turns on the wife. Yeah. Which, I mean, it's a pretty good thing to do when you face from becoming a pedophile

in legal terms. Angel more or less, that was her only decision she could have. Oh, home run. Angel. I had to do the chip. Angel more and more kitty born. The husband told police he had not

seen his old phone since last October and November, but didn't think too much of it because it was not his primary phone and didn't have the service. If you have two phones, you're up to something, right? I mean, you can still arrest them just for having two phones, right? Yeah. You're either selling meth or framing your husband for a kiddie point.

Right. Why are you asking like that? Like, you're like asking me like I'm supposed to assure you. Yeah, you're right, Carl. That's why I was asking like that. Correct. What are that's all. Yeah, you're up to something.

Must be up to something. Okay. I'm killing today. Fucking no but Vinny over here. I'm just kidding You're a very big butt Ah, here's a fun story for you A South Carolina

A South Carolina man died from a heart problem While burying the woman he strangled That's just so amazing God, she was a pain of the ass Always causing problems that one She was just waiting for him and hell Just to see Gotcha

A 60-year-old man had straggled a woman and tried to bury her in the backyard of their South Carolina home, but had, quote, a cardiac event in the process of covering a pit and died. See, podcast hitman actually was smart with this one. He's like, no, just leave the body for seven, eight months. Leave her in the basement. Eventually, it'll be so light. You can just carry it right out. Just wait for the bones, people.

Yeah, exactly. Waited out. I'll carry her out one chunk at a time. It'll be fine. I mean, he should have done what they did on old English ships and just throw her in a big pile of salt. just let her dissolve. Okay. Deputies, that's not real advice, people don't do that.

I mean, I'd realize you know, sometimes I make too much sense. Deputies responded to the home in Trenton on Saturday morning for calls on an unresponsive man lying in his yard. Deputies identified him as Joseph McKinnon who had no signs of trauma and natural causes were suspected.

But as deputies notified the next stepson kid, a second body was found in the freshly dug pit. the release set of officers identified those remains as Patricia Dent, 65, who also lived at the home, and she appeared to have died by foul play. 65, just waited out. I can't wait six more months. Well, he was only 60, man.

He had a couple of good years left. Yeah, he wanted to get out, do some fun stuff. You know, man, he's a 60, he could be a 60-year-old single guy in Wisconsin. Have a real great time. Living a dream. Fucking milk some cows. what else is in Wisconsin Eat some cheese

Yeah all right That's kind of the cow thing But what else Go to the Packers game All right there you go There's two things to do in Wisconsin It's the Wisconsin rule of threes I like to imagine that this whole scenario

Like the whole murder He was just kind of like injuring himself all along Like he sprained He sprayed his finger choking her out And then he tripped and like twisted his ankle dragging her into the backyard. He stepped on a rake on his way to the pole.

And I didn't fucking had a heart attack throwing her in. What a fucking idiot. Oh, the neighbors were done laughing. Nobody called the cops because they thought it was so great. He's doing the bit. Maude, get over here. The neighbor's dog is biting him now. His pants fell off.

The dog is peeing on his corpse. he's turning blue he's turning blue this is good holy shit I mean I imagine he's a 60-year-old Wisconsin guy

he has no business digging a hole I mean he's like a dude who lives in a house he's probably out there eating a block of cheddar like an apple also I want to point out

if your wife is listening I don't think that she does she is safe like after you've read this store you're like oh okay well I guess that's not an option this would only happen in South Carolina

anybody that lives in upstate New York knows you don't shovel snow because you'll drop dead from it at that age. So he fell victim. I'm very aware. I bought a snowblower so my wife could do it. I believe that. You guys laugh like that was a joke.

It was not. That's what he checks out. Yeah, so they rule the death to be natural causes, but Miss Dent was murdered, strangled. How is that natural? You're digging a hole for a dead body. That's true. It's not like the natural occurrence that happens.

I don't know. Sure. All right. That's fine. All right. We got a couple more stories here, folks. Let's move along. This is a fun one.

It is always a sad, sad day when the people that protect us let us down, car. Oh, I hate that. A California cop was arrested after allegedly masturbated in the home of a family during a domestic disturbance call. The calls are passing me by. They honking say. Hello. What is that? This is a separate call.

He showed up for a call and then committed another crime. This is the only time when you go, I'd like to talk to your supervisor. This is the only time that that's cool. A California cop was arrested after he was caught masturbated by a family who called police for help with the domestic disturbance. San Jose officer Matthew Dominguez, 32, allegedly touched himself in front of two female family members inside a home on April 21st. That exposed himself to the mother. According to the Santa Clara County District's Attorney's Office, the shocked and scared women ran to two men elsewhere in the house,

and one of them allegedly saw Dominguez exposing himself in the dining area of the home. So he, like, was chasing them around with his dick out, apparently. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's very proud of himself. Stop with the name of the law. There's running in circles around their dining room table. Bert. Oh, I don't know my sound board. Oh, imagine Yacchiti sacks is happening right now.

All right, yeah. It's so much funnier. Theater of the mind. Theater of the mind, yeah. The charged... So this guy's very proud of his penis, is what you're telling me. He wanted to show every single family member. Yeah.

What his penis looked like? He said he was just trying to give everyone a breathalyzer. You got to blow harder than that. Yeah. They were all drug. They refused a breathalyzer. Your license would be suspended. You know, the kids don't know this, but that was the original dick pick what this guy is doing.

We didn't always have phones in our private. Back in my day. Back in my day, he's going to whip it out and show everyone. You know, private investigators are known for this. They call it a private dick pick. Oh, come on. Come on, guys. Come on, guys.

Bad Vinny. I like it. I'm going to open with that next. You might as well. Just start throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks. Actually, you know, my new opener is I'm just going to fail at a PowerPoint presentation and sweat a lot. That's me, my new opener. I see what you did.

Yeah. Everybody else saw what you did. What is this guy? What do you walk in on? They get you that like horny? Yeah. What's his fetish? I just can't wait to beat off.

Yeah, right. That woman's black eye reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. What the fuck happened? Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend's brown eye. Yeah, this is just an absolutely bonker story. So he slapped with the charge of a decent exposure It could face a year in jail In 10 years on the sex offender register

You know what I say many? Defund the police What do you think about that? Hot take They're spending all that funding on Vaseline Yeah, exactly They don't need it I mean I think they should get more money

This guy's dry jerkin and someone's living room Can we get a little like a little thing of Loub on their belts Can we get a little extra for these guys Or can you watch porn in the car on the way over there and take care of it? Who says he didn't? They have the computer right there next to them.

I guarantee they're watching porn on that. Oh, I'll look it up license plate numbers, are you? Yeah. Okay. How fun is that to do? It's not fun at all. And what was that plate number again? Anal teen.

There was a six and a nine in it somewhere. I don't remember exactly. The police are great. We love them. Go cops. Last story, everybody. Who's ready to be disgusted? Oh, boy.

Finally. But with you in the same building all weekend. I can't believe I just asked who's ready to be disgusting. I've been sharing a bedroom with you a whole weekend. I'm already there. You didn't say that when we were spouting. I do want to say the reason why you guys are sharing a bedroom is because it's on the ground floor. And Vinnie took a look at the stairs and went, oh, yeah, no.

This is good. I'm fine with this. But what's Andy's excuse? He just likes you. There's a copy of it. Oh, I like Andy, too. We have a love connection, everybody. Hey. So you'll be going on a second date.

That's great news. How is that for a fucking old reference? Does anyone here know what I'm talking about? Moving on. What are you being Chuck Woolery? be back in two and two or something these love connection jokes doing anything for you

oh my god Hey Andy what's the strangest place you ever made Whoopi If I were a Sunday A domestic Disturbance call He wasn't always a trucker A New Jersey woman

Who forced, now I'm going to say this very slowly so everyone follows me here. And because you're slow. Can't do it any other way. I'm going to read this slowly because I'm retarded. All right. All right. A New Jersey woman who forced daughter that she fathered into prison, into porn, sentenced to 25 years in prison. I did not follow that.

More time. Yeah. And I'm the retarded one. Good. A New Jersey woman who forced the daughter, she fathered into child porn, is sentenced to 25 years in prison. Oh, a woman fathered a daughter? Yes. It's 22, Carl.

Okay. Happens every day. All right. This story, I'm out. You guys talk amongst yourselves. We finally did it. It's like, who cares? I think it's sexy.

Let's go. settled down over there Carl already lost the deposit because of that seat cushion Oh, you can try to toddler down there Wipe the Bukak out of your ears I don't think you heard that correctly A transgender woman was sentenced Friday

to 25 years in prison For forcing... Oh, sorry. There's more to it. Whoops. Carl, this is quiet part out loud always lock them all up build a wall

around the new pussies a transgender woman was sentenced Friday to 25 years in prison for forcing the seven-year-old daughter she fathered to participate

in child pornography Marina Valls 32 of Franklin was sentenced along with three others by the Superior Court for their roles in running a child pornography production company and their Coburn Lane home in Franklin Township.

Are we sure the daughter didn't volunteer for this? I mean, the word force, are we sure about that? Like, my parents forced me to play violin, but I played T-ball because I like that. Well, let me just tell you a little bit about what happened here. Well, not delving into the details of the crime. The district attorney said it involved neck collars, a cage in the basement, sex toys, and other devices.

Oh, now I need you to slow down and read that again. It's getting steamy. neck collars no this is a seven-year-old so it's one thing to have like CP on your phone or a hard drive but to have like a set in your house

to have the home game three cameras shoot set up and ready to go it's like how do you talk your way out of that one this wasn't here when I left this morning hundreds of pictures of naked kids on your phone is not as bad as having one in a cage I agree.

The gimp from Pulp Fiction's kid comes walking out. When your hobby involves setting up an actual fucking dungeon you might have gone too far. Yeah, poor Zed Jr. They don't know how much damage

has been done to this kid other than all of it. I can tell you, she'll be fine. Kids let you out of your page. Kids are really resilient. They always bounce back from this sort of thing. Trows check the locks.

So they're trying to say that this person... They don't know how much damage was done. If they looked at her asshole yet? Like, it's pretty easy to assess the damage, I would think. Looked at her asshole. The kid slung it over her shoulder to walk in the court. Is she dating Trevor Bauer? What happened here?

I mean, holy shit. And, I mean, she got... The mother got sentenced. The father mother. got sentenced to 25 years. The father, mother did? I don't know. It's so confusing.

It is, I mean, she was sentenced to 25 years for keeping her seven-year-old in a cage for fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's against the law. You, my friend. I got to tell you something, if you, if we did the diaper story after that one, we'd be like, what is the problem here? Doesn't this seem way worse?

It's a gradual level of creep here. Yeah, I know. You do a good. job i'm structuring this show those are our stories for this week but before we go we have to talk about two other things real quick uh number one is we fucking lost carl oh we lost to shulie who by the way put you know i mean minimal effort it gets thrown around a lot on these podcasts but holy shit shulay it's almost like the voters want you guys to lose yeah i'm starting to think it's not like a real vote so so you're telling me that Biden won and shulie won i'm starting to

I think voting doesn't work. All right. Can we just like throw out voting of everything, please? Down with democracy. Yeah. So we have to talk about this because he did that story about Kid Rock's Nashville Bar and the guy swinging the Glossomy Bag. Yes.

Well, folks, Carl and I spent quite a bit of time in that Nashville ball. I thought it would be a funny goof. I'm like, hey, let's do a meetup wall, go to Kid Rock's Bar. And then I was stuck at Kid Rocks Bar for hours and it sucked. Yeah, I was trying to get hit by a claustby bag by the end of it. It would have been a better time. Holy shit, that place blows. Oh, it was four stories of awful.

Dude, I'm in Nashville, Tennessee. I've never been here before. And it's the music capital of the world. I can't wait to see world-class musicians and to hear all this kind of different styles of music. And there's a cover band playing the red hot chili peppers. Sometimes I feel like I don't have a part. I felt like, $400 for airfare.

The Airbnb was $1,200 bucks a night. And I'm watching the red hot chili peppers. I have to listen to a half-ass cover of Eve 6 now. I was so bad. I want to throw my tender, heart in a plant. I mean, that was so deuce, chill, cringing. But the listeners were cool. Yeah.

And I feel bad that you did that to them. I do too. I didn't research that well. No. But, you know, I feel like we suffered enough, and that should have been our dual consequence. Oh, yes. Yes.

Nope. Yes. Nope. Yes, it makes perfect sense We hug out for hour I think you left But I hug out for hours To that place

I was there as long as you Motherfucker we left together You didn't hear Baa what to Baa Every hour on the hour So that is not punishment enough What do you mean? We're not chili barbers I have to say it again

You're at the Kid Rock place Where were all the Kid Rock jams And hate crimes In between bands That's what they were playing By the way I don't know if you noticed that But I wasn't there

I was alternate Oh you were there That's right You were on a tarmac on the tarmac in the You were having a better time than I was. Oh, God, it was sexy. Yeah, I really liked this podcast.

They did a live show in Nashville, but the host made us hang out with him a Kid Rocks Bar. You're such a creep. Hopefully, Elon Musk takes away my Twitter account because if that's what I'm using it for to tell people to meet me at Kid Rocks Bar, that's not a good thing. I think that that's great.

Trump is more responsible on Twitter than I have. You have committed a crime. So there was some other things that we've been discussing this morning while you were taking a shower. Okay. And I know you have to use that little stepstool and all that stuff. Well, but he was peeking through the door. He was coming up with this idea. And everywhere we've gone this weekend, we've seen the same shit.

Goddamn bachelor parties, Carl. Bachelorette parties. That's right parties fucking ever rewere. These girls were matching t-shirts together. And Jenny Jingles was telling me that's so that they can all find each other. Like it's a nature documentary or something. It's like they're coats. Like if they're all together, they become the same color.

You know what really stuck out to me about the fashion in Nashville? What's that? The security guards at Kid Rock's Place. Did you notice what they were wearing? They were dressed like the isotopes. Oh, yeah, you're right. They were fashionable. The live green ties.

They look just. just like if the isotopes were tough like if there was any one of the isotopes that looked like they could be a problem in a fight it was these guys yeah yeah man I was like do you play bass seriously can you play guitar because we're opening for the misfits next week

yeah if you had those guys you wouldn't have had a problem you could fucking say whatever you want to you can literally you could set your isotopes announcer to be like the band before us are all cunts we dare you to do something about it That is the joke that I've used many times, by the way. That's a good one. Very clever.

That's a good one, home run. I've had many a band's girlfriend corner me after the show. Listen, what you guys said was not very funny. It's his birthday. Yeah, you literally have had that conversation. It's his birthday. Like, I'm sorry, I meant to rip on him tomorrow. I apologize.

Jesus Christ, who cares? Hold on. I was at a comedy show. I was a judge in a comedy contest. And there was this guy who went up on stage and was a abysmal. Tom Myers level bad and he was so bad and the guy who was sitting next to me

decided he was just going to rip this dude up and he goes, listen man, you should never do this again don't ever try to do comedy in fact you should maybe not talk to anyone for a good long time after this and just starts laying into this guy and I'm sitting there laughing

and laughing and then I watch the guy who's about to cry someone from the back the whole room is completely silent someone from the back of the room yells Hey, it's his birthday I take it all back You're going to be great I picked up the mic and I went

Happy birthday To you We'll shatter your dreams and give you a cake I threw it to everybody Happy birthday to you Quit the business Comedy It's his

birthday so again bachelor's parties everywhere in fact in front of the Airbnb there's an incredibly gaudy

trashy van that has like the so and so wedding party yeah if you love hos

last bash and then a Venmo yeah send us money last fling before the ring and then I'm

going to give them money so she's going to be a whore on vacation she's talking about one of those vagina rings but

I just think that a funny a funny consequence that we could do as a tandem consequence. Okay. Would be you and I get in a car and we were like just married on the back of it. Okay. I'm liking this. And then we put truck nuts on the back.

No, we renting convertible, right? Yeah. And then we right just married on the back of it with the cans and all that. Yeah. That's funny. And we put a Venmo. And we just drive past all the busy paces and Rochester waving to people. Can you please rent matching white tuxitos? Yes. I think that

should be part of it. I say we go cross-country with us. Right? Let's hit every state. Syracuse. Yeah. That's a pretty funny idea of any. Syracuse are bust.

When did our consequences just become bits? I don't know. I'm trying. Here's our consequence. We're going to make a YouTube video. Okay. Yeah, that seems like a lot of works. That's fine.

Or the other one that a lot of people throughout there was did bicycle, right? That's funny. I call the back. I call the back. God, I am not playing. I'm so far up in the air. I'm like, oh! My little club foots.

We're going to have to duct tape his feet to the pedal. All right, that's a good idea. So I guess we're going to be back next week with a full episode. So we had a lot of fun today. We did. It's a good point Now that you mentioned it Oh I thought you said who did

Somebody somewhere We're in Nashville Someone's having fun Those bachelor party girls They're enjoying themselves How many photos do they have to take The amount of time That these women spend

Photographing each other Not fewer than four photo sessions happened Yeah It's nonstop It's like Instagram's full We get it Hey Carl I should remember the awful thing I did last night

When we came home I remember some of them To the Uber driver Oh that was pretty funny So we take an Uber back from the comedy show That we did And we're obnoxious And who got the Uber Jenny jingles

And we're like Jen can you please tip this person Because we're being so awful Jenny's getting a strike on you And then we all get out of the car Vinny just gets a little smirk on his face And he opens the door And just turns his ass into it and farts closes it quick and watch like

I was like you fucking asshole why'd you do that it was a crime of opportunity yeah I was sure I didn't wake up this morning thinking I was going to do that I didn't plan it It wasn't premeditated Meanwhile jettie's blackballed

from Uber for life The driver's like Jenny gave me big guy Yeah And again, this is a show about creeps by creeps. By creeps. Lest we forget. So, in other words, your funniest bit was when you weren't on stage is what you're telling me.

You spent all day yesterday on stages and waited for that time to be funny. That was my door closer. All right. Remember everybody. We'll be back next week. We're going to do a Patriot episode very, very soon. We love y'all. We're going to be traveling.

So until next time, remember, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gia, Gia! This is something. I'm torn down my memories. So you'll be you and I'll be me. So long as we can see.