The Creep Off - Episode 114: Two Sides to Every Story

Episode Date: May 23, 2022

This week Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest real estate agent: In the scum parade we meet a newly convicted newlywed, a 5 year old Chinese bully and finally we learn how to “Incite prostitution”

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! I will sell this house today.

Ola Creepos. Welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I am your host. You all know me as the tower of power too sweet to be sour. The people's champion. Vittin Bolino. And this is my co-host, hot Carla. You're not charismatic. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? I want to thank our friends in Nashville for my new You're Not Charismatic T-shirt with the great Michael Rappaport I would like to thank

my good friend Chrissy This dude is fucking corny I would like to thank Chrissy For this amazing new Rochester Predator shirt Bullshit This is ridiculous Who drew this logo by the way

I want to thank Lyme in the Discord For making this for me I sent him a couple extra pesos For doing such a good job my man And let me tell you something this thing is hot i love it i've got nothing but compliments talk about retarded talk about retarded you didn't realize that you look like the national predators logo vini i i liked that joke the first 80 times i heard it while we're on the fucking bus tour and and going past their arena i didn't know

that i was going to be clobbered with this joke 20,000 more times bro great though it's a great joke bro there's merch getting fun there's fucking merch already keeps getting funny i can't wait to make my, uh, Buffalo Vinnie's t-shirt. That doesn't make no sense. Yeah. Well, we'll see how it looks. We'll see how it comes out. Yeah, who's designing that for you?

A child. That checks out. Yeah. So everybody, welcome back to the creep off. We were away for a week. We still did a show, though. Yeah, we weren't away. We were away, but we put out a show.

It was a fun one, too. It was a fun show, except for that, you know, I was sitting next to Bukaki Queen, Tucker Dixon was looking at me His wife who is a real person Yes, and a very pleasant person too, I might have Yeah, I like her so much better than him So much better than him

I know I wonder if she could do recaps Interesting I'll take Bukaki Queen doing recaps Wait, did we have a recap this week? We do Oh, okay You want to hear it? Yeah, let's hear it

Hey, everyone is Tucker Dixon here And two weeks ago in a very Vic-like move Carl and Vinnie decided to insult their host city for last week's live show. And in case you drank too much and can't remember, it was Nashville. Carl started out with the creep, who rivaled Vinnie and their ability to shut down restaurants and strike fear into fast food employees' hearts. Then Vinny decided it had been too long since we insulted God, so he brought in another man of the cloth.

And does anybody want to guess what this priest did? Yeah, that's right, he molested children. Finally, the comedic legend shooley brought in a man who looked at Kid Rock's Bar and went, Hmm, this place is pretty shitty, but it could be shittier. Initially, I was going to bring in Taylor Swift as my creep, but then I looked into her at the Country Music Hall of Fame, and I realized she has inspired millions of young women to pursue their dreams. Their dreams of sleeping around with men and then breaking up with them right afterwards.

Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. What a good one, Tucker. I think that Taylor Swift is a creep because of those high-waisted. pants that she wears what is that flattering someone has got to tell this girl she had a boxing ring what's going on i hate those pants you got to protect your ribs it's stupid yeah dumb all right well shooley beat our ass yes shooley did uh which is predictable but who came in second place vetti i want to know about that it was you yeah i don't even know what that means i don't think it means anything for us.

So it's still tied two to two then. Yep. And we have to do some type of consequence that we, we batted around a couple ideas last week on what our consequence would be. Yeah. So here's what I need everybody to do. We will spin a special dual consequence wheel next week. Okay.

We want you to submit your ideas for it. Carl and I will also put on our ideas. Okay. Things like, um, tandem bicycle. Go have a beer together. Ew. Doesn't that sound terrible, Carl? Oh, gosh.

and hate that. Oh, no, I hope it doesn't run on that one. Yikes. Watch the NBA playoffs together. What? Oh, God. Go to the Amherst game on Wednesday. Oh, gosh. I hope not.

I get throwing up at the thought of it. I liked your idea of just having nothing but bits that we could then do and make YouTube videos out of. Yeah. I like that as a concept. Yeah. Give us your idea for a bit. Yeah. Give us your ideas for bits and we'll do it.

Dance for us. Give us your bits. No, we'll have fun. Maybe we could do, like, maybe we'd go take ballroom dancing lessons together. I don't think my club foots would manage that very well. That's why I suggested it, actually. Yeah. Yeah.

I love to see you try to hoof around that fucking floor. Well, we both be down for the count after that. Yeah. Me on broken legs and you just passed out, dehydrated. I hope they have a real nice floor. They did. They did till we got there. The lady who just runs the place is going to be going.

Oh, no. She's watching the wheel very closely. What's the name of that place? The tango cafe over there on South Avenue. Yeah. Gross. All right. Gross.

Ladies and gentlemen, send your ideas to the Twitter at Creepoff pod. Or you can email us or leave us a voicemail. 585-37180808. Now, Carl. Yes. As for this week, we put it out on Twitter. What do you want to see? And I took the suggestion of a few people, which was creepiest real estate agent.

All right. I thought that was a good one. I also liked James Obsolite's idea of creepiest CEO, but they are very good at covering their tracks, it turns out. Yeah. Anyone who has a PR department, you don't get a lot of information on these people. Yeah, it was very, very difficult to find anything. So we've tried to do that before with, like, intelligence agencies, and we're trying to find the creepiest spook and stuff. And it's like, no, these people, you're not going to find out a lot of information about them.

Now, Carl. Yes. Creepiest real estate agent. You ready to get this thing started? Ring that fucking bow and tell us your creep. My creep is a man who was born in Havana, Cuba, known as Willie Suarez, Maseo. And this young gentleman, 25 years old real estate agent, living in Miami. They escaped communism.

The family brought him to Miami, and in Miami, you might know. I've been there very recently. I'm sure you've been there before. You're a big Dolphins fan. Yeah. How did you like it down there? It's beautiful. I love it down there.

They have a bit of an issue with the homeless down there in Miami. So this guy... Yeah, they keep finding shit to make signs with. This guy Willie decided... That fucking joke. Jesus Christ. This guy Willie decided to, uh, maybe correct the issues that they're having there with all these homeless people now these murders

according to police happened within two hours on tuesday night the first uh was on the 400 block of southwest 2nd avenue the victim there survived police say he is in horrible shape he's at jackson memorial and there's that have to do with that he takes he will not make it and then about two hours after that person was shot police say another gentleman was shot in the Woodwood area. It turns out that both victims in this case were homeless, and police say that in at least one of the instances, the shooter fired the weapon from the car without even getting out. That's right. This guy decided on December 21st of last year, 2021, that he was going to go around and just murder homeless people for no reason. So he shot a guy in the head with no reason,

Nine millimeter pistol. That guy survived somehow, but then two hours later, he drove up to a guy who was just sleeping on the sidewalk and put five bullets into him. And what's interesting is that they actually have surveillance footage of this murder. I watched the video. This is the news reporting on it. There's the car. It drives by, and then watch what happens. It is chilling video showing a serial killer, say prosecutors, in action.

These are some of our most vulnerable individuals in our community. The Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office charging real estate agent 25-year-old Willie Suarez-Maseo with several murders of homeless men, labeling him a serial killer. All right, so I have a serial-killing real estate agent, but the worst part about it, Vinnie, I mentioned he's 25 years old. It's also a pretty hot, pretty hot guy. Oh, you're upset about the waste of potential? Talking suits and sitting atop speedy sports cars, these are typical Facebook pictures of a young man in the prime of his life. But Miami police and Mayor Francis Suarez say this 25-year-old took lives, calling Willie Suarez-Maseo a cold, calculated serial killer. Now, you hear this term serial killer being thrown around a little bit here, Benny.

Why do you think they're doing that? Well, it's because... Because they're slandering this man. December 21st of 2020. was not the only time this guy was out to kill some homeless people. But sadly, this story does not end there. One of the lead investigators noticed a resemblance that the suspect of this incident had to a crime that took place back in October 16.

Back on October 16th, another homeless man was murdered, this time brutally stabbed to death. Police believing Suarez Maseo is the cold-blooded killer in that case, too. had surveillance footage of him walking up towards this guy and then running away after the guy was stabbed to death and died, but they didn't know who it was. They had the guy's image, but they weren't sure who it was. So it was a cold case and this fucking dummy. Yeah, this cop was like, oh, I remember two months ago. Now remember what the Miami Day State Attorney said. Back in October, even though they had video, they could not identify this guy. But then they say he decided to do it again and again and now finds himself behind bars facing very serious charges and labeled

a serial killer. So this guy would have gotten away with it, except for he's an idiot. He decides to go around shooting people on camera. They got his license plate number from that one video. I would have brought the video, but it's dark. You can't really see very much. But he pretty much just drives by, slows down, stops, lights this dude up and that drives away. If I'm a lawyer, my argument for this guy is this was a all misunderstanding this was a business move

these people do not have homes my client sells homes and what better way to get the homeless to want to buy a home more you better fight a home or else that homeless serial killer guy is going to kill you yeah right a little incentive by the way buy a house or my client will kill you yes right yes all right I don't think that's a good

defense, though, Viddy? I'm not a good lawyer, Carl. You're terrible at this. According to the Daily Beast, Vinny, more than a year ago, before the December shootings, Maseo's parents called 911, telling police Maseo suffered from bipolar disorder and was refusing to take his medication. Maseo had been ranting about conspiracy theories and racking the slide of his Glock, the parents said, prompting cops to place Maseo under involuntary psychiatric hold. Authority seized his gun. But, were obligated to return it within 72 hours of his release from the hospital and now investigators believe that was the gun that was used in both of these shooting so they had

it they took it away from them they had to give it back to him and uh he used that to murder homeless people that is my creep the guy who uh ranting about conspiracy theories i wonder what they're going to say about me someday anyway willie suarez maseo is my creep i think you should be more worried about what I'm going to say in all the documentaries. I know. I am actually concerned about that. Yeah, me and Andy will do like little pieces together. We'll tour. We'll write a book together. I think what you're going to say is alcohol is bad. All right, go ahead, Vinny. Stay off that hard seltzer kids. It's delicious. Stay off it. It's delicious. It tastes like candy. But it is a slippery slope. All right, buddy boy, my creep today. His name is Todd Cole Hep. He had a bit of a

dysfunctional childhood. His parents were divorced when he was young. He spent time with a very abusive grandfather and moved on. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. See, we say that. But then we have kids like Todd who are exhibiting violent behavior as a kid, hurting animals, other kids, to the point where they had to have him locked up and committed as a child. So we have a bit of a crate, we have a maniac. So becoming a real estate agent is not difficult as what you're telling me. They're supposed to be. rules about this. Is that what you're telling me? All right. But we're going to get that. Let's hear it. Okay. So in 1986, he's 15 years old, right? He kidnaps a... Wait, what year are we in?

1986. 86. Yeah. He kidnaps a 14-year-old girl. He's 15 at the time. Okay. Threatens her with a 22 caliber revolver, brought her back to his home, tied her up, taped her mouth shut, raped her, walks her back to her house, and tells her, if you tell anyone i'm going to kill your little siblings jesus christ yeah she's like fuck you dude you just fucking tied me up and raped me you're going to jail like teenage girls are not impressed by this behavior no this is not a good way to win them over this is not harmless flirting pulling of the hair kind of stuff here we're in a juggle yeah cope was charged with kidnapping sexual assault and committing a dangerous crime against a child at age 15 he's charged with kidnapping sexual assault he serves 14 years in prison when he's released in 2001 he's registered

a sex offender that doesn't stop him from getting two bachelor's degrees in computer science oh one in business and august 2001 he moved to south carolina where his mom was living during all this time okay so so it sounds like he turned his life around that's awesome so vote on business administrative marketing and he goes into real estate okay He gets his license on June 30th, 2006, after lying about the felony charges on his application, and he starts his own company called TCA Real Estate, and his public persona is a very successful businessman. He's described as being a hard worker and a good boss by his employees, despite jokingly threatening, quote, not to feed his employees if they don't work hard enough on his website. Good one, boss.

A boss. If that doesn't win the creep off right there, I don't. I don't feed him If they don't do a good job Come on down Buy a house from Todd It's dang Exactly

Cole up didn't always present himself As completely squeaky clean though A business partner he worked Was said that he was very strange And that he spoke a quote Of knowing where people lived Oh I know people like that I know a guy who likes to talk about

How he knows where people live I know your name I know where you live An algorithm To find out your identity And don't you ever forget I don't like suits Nice

He was open about watching porn at work Okay Which is a little weird He also was open about being a registered sex offender But he lied about what he did What did he said he said that he went on a joyride With a teenage girl and upset her father Okay, I mean, look at

It's two sides of every story, right? Yeah, the car was a gun The joyride was on my dick And by father, I mean every single person in society. Yes. I'm also going to say that Todd did have a pretty dark sense of humor. Let me show you a picture of Todd, just so you know. I want to get this out here out, wrong one. We'll get to that later. Yeah, that's him. Oh, okay. He looks like a jolly fella. Yeah. I think we'd like him. I think I'd hang out with that guy. I think we would like

you, and I got to be honest with you, he's a creep. He's definitely creep. Check out these hysterical reviews he left on Amazon.com. Oh, great. I always liked that. these so this one here is for a miniature shovel and he says it's good if you keep it in your car for you have to hide the bodies you left the full size shovel at home does not come with a midget which would have been nice hold on home run call me a home run because it's a small shovel yeah so the joke is you need like a midget nerd it's funny yeah yeah good stuff better than vic uh the next thing is say uh for a viper v t uh vt s stun gun He goes, seriously trying to find a reason to zap one of my agents for being lazy.

Come on. It's going to be a new office motivational tool. And that's the way the news goes. And then I like this one here. It's for a master lock, hidden shackle padlock, Carl. He says it works great. Also, if someone talks back, go old school on them by putting this in a sock and beating them.

They will not. And the show has reached a new low. They will not appreciate the hardened steel. like you will works great on shipping containers okay all right he's having some fun there yeah silly guy right how many jokes do you read at amazon biddy none you're a comedian none do you go on amazon or write jokes for people do zoom comedy with tom buyers right jokes for people to enjoy on amazon what a weird hobby that is what a bizarre fucking hobby that is is it a hobby or is it a man who's just hiding in plain sight in late august of 2016 30

year old Caleb Brown and her 32-year-old boyfriend, Charles Carver, a young couple, Todd knew, were hired to queen his 31-acre property, like clear-out brush and stuff. Okay. On August 31st, they were reported missing. And they were gone for months, Carl. No one had any idea what happened to these two. Okay. It was probably on vacation, I would imagine.

And in fact, check this out, Carl. He was joking about it on Facebook. Reading the news, this person is missing, that person is missing, another person is oh wait that person just went to the beach with their friend the other person found with was found with her parole violation boyfriend in the event i become missing please note no one would take me i eat too much and i am crabby they would just bring me back or give me 20 bucks for a cab ride most likely if i am missing it's because my dumb ass did something on that tractor again and i'm too stubborn to go to the doctor i got nine lives i ain't done yet

this guy sucks this guy sucks everybody Don't say shit for attention. It's not cute. This guy is gross. That's gross. I just like him on every level now. I like how many comments he got on that, though. People are like laugh, like laugh emojis and.

Oh, Todd eats too much. They just give him $20 for cab fare. Spartanburg County police eventually discovered that both Brown and Carver cell phones had given off their last ping somewhere in the area of our pal Todd's house. Fucking cell phones, man. Yeah. So when they conducted a searcher. on his property they heard banging from a shipping container on his land okay and they found brown trapped

inside she had been raped chained up and in fear for her life for nearly two months at that point she told cops after being asked to do some of the cleaning on his farm her and carver stood waiting for colt up to get them some garbage bags and stuff to go start doing the work and todd comes walking out of the garage with a gun shoots the boyfriend in the chest a couple times and looks at her and says that's what he gets for having a smart mouth and then told her

you didn't do anything wrong though I got other plans for you this is going great so instead of killing or releasing her he kept her trapped in the shipping container for two months this guy's smart mouth because I think Todd's got a bit of a smart mouth himself over there yeah don't mouth off to the

smarmy guy just let him be smarting himself I almost feel like this guy's Patrick Bateman. Uh-huh. But, like, douchier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With not as much money at stake, you know what I mean? Like, he's a mid, this guy's a mid-patrick Bateman. So she tells, she went on Dr. Phil, and she told the story. I have the audio of that. Oh, please. Of her on Dr. Phil. She was complaining that she didn't really like Todd's sense of humor. There's been no laughs. What do you mean? None. She's very upset. And one of the creepiest details of this is that he was, what he was planning to do with her he was building a new house on this property and it was going to include

a soundproof room for her to live in what what is she a recording artist or something what was the point like the percussion room or he was going to keep her as a hostage in this soundproof room he was putting into his house okay now so do you build the room around her or do you build the room and then put her into it the logistics is what i'm interested in here but I think you've got to build the cage before you put the animal in it. Yeah, okay, yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. Following his arrest, he shockingly confesses to some other crimes, Carl.

Oh, okay. Wait, did he have all the necessary permits for this building? Is that what you're going to tell me? No, no, no, no, no. You can't build an addition on this thing, sir? Well, apparently in 2003, Carl, about two years after he got out of the thing. the prison as a child. He went to this place called Superbike in Chesney, South Carolina, to buy a motorcycle,

which he apparently struggled to ride properly. And apparently the shop's employees laughed at him. Uh-oh. Yeah. And then they refused to give him a refund for the bike that he just bought because he couldn't ride it right, and they laughed at him. So he went and got a gun, and he came back to the store. You know what I'm picturing right now?

Go ahead. Remember in Peewee's big adventure when he becomes friends with all the bikers in the biker bar? Yep. And then they give him one of their bikes to ride off on and he just immediately crashes it. I'm picturing this guy just like, he's like high-fived everyone at the shot. Like, yeah, all right, cool, guys. Whoa! I feel like, you know what, now that I'm thinking about this, I feel like this guy has like a Jerry Banfield kind of energy in life.

Yeah. Like, it's just too much all the time. And like, he gets really mad if you fucking laugh at him. So he goes back to the play. with a gun, and he murders Scott Ponder, the owner, his mother, Beverly guy, the service manager guy named Brian Lucas, and a mechanic named Chris Sherbert. He shot them all within four minutes, escaped, and was never caught. Good for him. That's the way to get the revenge right there. Yep. That's not all, kids. He also revealed the location of two more bodies on his

property. Identified his 29-year-old Johnny Joe Coxie at 26-year-old Megan Lee McCraugh. They had been missing since December 2015, also having been hired to go clear brush on all of his property. Do you have any funny Facebook jokes for them? Nope, nope, but you know what he did do? He shot them both and their feet were removed and the feet were never recovered. Why? Do you have like a foot fetish or something? What's going on? No idea. On May 26, 2017, Todd pled guilty to seven counts of murder, two counts of kidnapping, one count of criminal sexual assault, and was sentenced to seven consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole.

Now, this was a plea bargain that spared him from the death penalty. So he also swore a defense that there were no other victims to be found. Okay. Since then, he's now admitted that there are at least two other murders and he refuses to tell the cops any of the details.

Well... So he's just being a douche bag in prison. Is he be a douche now about it? Yeah. He is the biggest creep real estate agent there could be okay it's this guy right here was good at real estate though he had his own company right he had a bunch of people working for him they said he had like 15 people all right well he's being he's good at his job how many people worked for uh your guy the schizophrenic 25 year old

i don't think anyone did yeah well my guy's a real real estate agent well so was so is so is willie will he's a real estate agent i mean this guy was a real jerk that's all okay that's the competition this week. Make sure you vote at the creepoff.com. And we're going to have some fun with this one this week. Now Carl, are you ready for some voicemails? Yes. Before we get to the voicemails, I need to play this. We had a new sponsor last week. Well, that was for the scum stream. Yeah. So Binghamton is a proud sponsor of the scum stream now. But our voicemail segment is Syracuse. Okay. Yes. I got a letter and a two-bit piece. It was very strange. They said that caught them up on what They owed us.

Great. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse. Happy prom season, everybody. And remember, if the dumpster baby sees his shadow, summer is just around the corner. See you in Syracuse. I didn't know that. It's good to know. Yeah.

Keep an eye out. All you promsters. Now, Carl. Promsters? Yeah, why not? I like it. I need to talk to you about this. I don't know what the story is.

Hold on. I want to cue this up at the beginning. This is a 51-second voicemail. It's over 45 seconds, but I'll allow it this time. Hey, Vinnie. This is probably going to be a little bit longer, but it's some information that you might want because it could provide some shenanigans and fun.

So the Drew and Mike show from May 12th, you might want to check it about 130-40 in. On the boner line, a lady called in to say that she watched the WATP YouTube video about the whole stuttering Jean debacle and this chick's got the hot for Carl she took one look

at Carl and she's like, I never really liked his voice I won't hold it against him, but yeah, he's hot. Check it out. Mike provide you with some laughs, so I thought it just give you the heads up. Love the show. See ya. That's a woman with very good taste, sir. Sure. Did you find the audience?

clip. Did you want to pull that for us? No, I just got the voicemail. I guess I'll have to find it then. I think you should. All right. Hey, what's up? Vinnie and Carl. Just wanted to say, I had it no idea what a colostomy bag was. So I thought this dude was just swinging around like a piss bag or something. Look it up. There's poopie in there. That's fucking disgusting. Also, by note, surely, why did he have to say colostomy like fucking 20 times when describing the story? Just call it a poop bag, man. You don't got to seem smart. We know you're not.

All right, anyways. Thank you, fuck you, bye. Sir, everyone understood what he was talking about except for you? What do you mean? Yeah, Shulie's the idiot. Yeah, Shulie's the one who's trying too hard. Okay. You know what, though?

I like that people are learning things from this show. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Also, I do want to say that Kid Rocks Bar fucking sucks. All donkey dicks. It's the worst. Everything about Nashville sucks. No, that's not true.

There was only one good place that we went to. Oh, Roberts. Roberts Western World in Nashville. Pretty fucking go. I had a good time in a lot of places. We went to a rooftop where everyone there was from Buffalo and Rochester for some reason. That was bizarre. Yeah.

And I got up there just in time to hear the band in Nashville, Tennessee, play Hotel California. Oh, yeah. That's where we left. Fucking lame. Fucking lame. All right. Here you go. Hey, oh, just finished last week's episode out of Nashville.

It's quite the chuckle fest. had thought i was listening to the comtown for a second it's a little good episode uh thanks wanted to thank you viny for playing uh jenny my song from last week really makes my heart just blow up knowing that i put a smile on her mangled face anyway enjoy your night guys mangled face yeah voice of an angel face of a victim that's the guy who left us the song yeah okay all right jenny thought that was very fun The fun is fun, but let's... Yo, I think this is the dude with the purple card, leaving us a voicemail.

Carl Vinnie, great fucking time this weekend. The cap off Kid Rock's Bar, cocaine Jesus was kicked out of Kid Rock's Bar for no reason. Apparently, they thought he was selling weed. And my wife thought she would be funny and talked to the manager thinking she could get back in. And also, now after that weekend, I'm getting divorced. So thank you, fuck you. Bye. They're like selling weed, you pussy.

This is Kid Rocks Bar. Coke dealers only. Just kicked it right out. Coke A.J does look like he's selling weed, by the way. That story that that guy just told was so disjointed. I have no idea what just happened. Yeah. So Coke A Jesus gets kicked out.

His wife tries to get back in. She wasn't kicked out. And then they're divorced. What just happened? I'm confused. All right. Either way, it sounds like divorce. It's very sad.

It gives us more material for the future, though. Carl, you ready for a scum parade? I am ready for the scum parade. Hit the music. Because Vinny's a creep. And Carl's a widow. I'm not kidding around. They're both a generous psychopaths,

with no business, a civilized society. And they're going to take you on. Well, let's start in Pennsylvania. All right. A jury on Thursday found a groom guilty of sexually assaulting one of his wife's bridesmaids two days before his own wedding. Okay. I'm pretty sure that what you're supposed to do is raw dog a prostitute right before you get

married because if you fuck someone who's actually in the bridal party, it gets real awkward yeah they're gonna tell the wedding day gets real awkward slucker rando well daniel carney's 30 years old and he's been found guilty of attempted sexual assault aggravated incident assault without consent simple assault and indecent assault with the consent of others it's a lot of assaults it is a lot of assaults he was acquitted on the attempted rape charge though uh she's overwhelmed with the motion and i think she's pleased with a verdict as well the prosecuting prosecuting attorney set of the victim she and detective leery are happy about justice back in 2019 during a river rafting trip prior to carney's wedding the bridal party spent that friday drinking and tubing on the delaware river sounds

fun yeah classy you know what you do after that rape yeah i did say what you do yeah okay me no i go to i roll right over and go to sleep after a day at tubing i hate when people ride on me carney sexually assaulted the female member of his wedding party in the men's locker room at the Shawnee Inn in Pennsylvania while she was allegedly blackout drunk. Alcohol is bad. Prosecutors showed the jury a video of the moment Carney pulled the victim into the men's shower.

His wife, Nicole Norris, defended him in court. So he fucked her friend right before their wedding. Yep. And she's defending him? That's what I call a keeper right there. Yeah, I imagine this bride sounds exactly like Bukaki Queen. That's a good girl. My husband

didn't do anything. She was like drunk and was like fuck me Nick I wish I could be Nicole give to me Nick I wish I could be your wife and said Nicole that's what it was your honor I imagine that's exactly what she said understand I would imagine that's a transcript from what I made up that's a wild speculation that I'm declaring is true wild west speculation Carney now faces up to 10 years in prison and left to register as a sex offender we were disappointed by the verdict and will be pursuing an appeal Carney's attorney Jim Sweets told people.

Carney was out on $100,000 unsecured bond prior to the trial. He's now in sheriff's custody. So wait, you sleep with a friend of yours who's blackout drunk. And you have to register for the sex offender registry? When you have sex with someone who is blackout drunk without their consent. Yeah, you kind of do. Yes. Fuck this guy.

He sucks. All right. Justice for the bridesmaid. Bridesmaid justice. All right. Christy, make a t-shirt. Stop it! I'll saw him in Nashville.

Stop it right now. Bridesmaid justice. You know what you buddy I'll make? You're never making hundreds of shirts. She's the best. The first person to be convicted for sex for rent offenses in England and Wales has been jailed for 12 months, Carl. Yes. This is an interesting story.

I thought you would find this interesting because I am sure you are absolutely think this is bad. It is completely innocent of all wrongdoing. Am I incorrect? Well, there's two words that I pulled out of this. uh report that i've never seen before and i really like inciting prostitution tooth and brush tooth and brush i'll go ahead what was that inciting prostitution yeah you're not allowed to pimp people i like the way that's worded though inciting prostitution like rah rah let's go go prostitution go hookers yeah you make a point so this gentleman christopher cox he's 53 years old

he targeted vulnerable young women, Guildfield Crown Court heard. Cox previously pled guilty to a charge of controlling prostitution for gain and two counts of inciting prostitution for gain. Now, the judge said that he had, quote, dangled a carrot to those who had little choice, end quote. Cox posted advertisements on Craigslist looking for younger homeless women to stay at his home. Wait, you can pick up homeless chicks on Craigslist? Dude, you could get anything on Craigslist.

I know what I'm doing today. I had no idea the homeless chicks We're checking out Craigslist Yeah well I mean if they're in Miami They gotta get off the streets quick That's good point His advert said if you are a young girl 16 plus Who is stuck at home and wants to get away

Or maybe you are a homeless seeking a safe route out I have a room available He really knows his target audience I just imagine Jimmy Saville typing this This guy is just gross If you hate your parents or you're homeless Dude It goes on

In return, they were expected to quote, cook, clean, do laundry, and possibly more. I mean, you had me a cook clean and laundry, but he asked them to send photos of themselves and said they should wear bikinis and provide sexual services. The judge said the offending has now become colloquially as sex for rent. This is the first such prosecution that has been brought. The charges between May 2018 and November 2018 relate to three separate women. Cox found himself the target of an undercover sting by investigative reporters. Bunch of busy bodies. Yeah, seriously.

Who had responded to his advertisements and was eventually confronted by a TV presenter, a guy by the name of Jeremy Kyle. Mr. Cox, Jeremy Kyle here. So if you're up to illegal things, you shouldn't advertise that on the internet. Don't put it on Craigslist stupid. But what happens to these women now? They're just back on the streets. At least they had like a home. I hope they're in there and they're just like real fucking cockney broads.

And they're just like, it's more house now. You stay out. Squaw is right. I'll cut you. You just made this story way less hot than I thought it was originally. Now that you painted that picture. Who the fuck do you think is answered? Yeah, it's on Craigslist.

You're right. Good point. All of the models from the big book of British smiles. it is remarkable and says something about your determination to continue that you posted further advertisements after. Yeah. He wasn't teared by these reporters. Reporters, shmupp orders. Yes.

Let's keep going. I have a mission. So the detective said to take advantage of vulnerable women who are simply looking for an affordable way to put a roof over the head is utterly despicable. He was sentenced to six months. Well, what have they done to put roofs over people's heads? I love these people like, the way you're doing this is burr. Oh, pay me taxes to the sheriff of Noreemort did. I think that's how England works.

Yeah, probably. Yeah. He was also jailed for 12 months for controlling prostitution for gain. All sentences are to run concurrently. So he's going to spend at least a year in jail for inciting prostitution. I wonder how much time he gets on the computer lab. I wonder what you get for exciting prostitution, huh? Exciting?

Yeah. Exciting prostitution. Let's see that dick. Whoa, wait. I give up. Get back up. They got real classy takes. You know, they sound like real cool guys, even though they call their show the creep show.

Perhaps I'm a retard. That's not even a joke. Do you want to just do Patrick Michael drops for the next 20 minutes? I only have the one. I was looking really hard. Cut that part out. This is so stupid. Okay.

This is boring. Where was I? The whole thing. Hold out. Where was I? Come on, Pete. All right. I'll remember.

I'll remember. Let's go to China, Carl. Let's move on. As I've said, the motto of the show is go away. Let's go to China. The motto of my show is go away. As I've said, you guys know it. Say it with me.

go away i was not expected to be so giggly about patrick michael just that but that really did it uh surveillance footage from china showed an eight-year-old boy violently stomping on the head of a two-year-old girl oh i got quiet to steal the child's snacks she was carrying so i'm sorry but i think taking candy from a baby in any scenario is hilarious here's uh still from security camera okay of uh the kid right before well stomping the kid yeah and then running away kind of kind of caught red-handed. A little judo action going on. The kids named Zhuang, he entered the toddler's home in haiku where she was playing alone.

Now, according to the video, he allegedly demanded the toddler handover snacks, but when she refused, he began to beat her. So this two-year-old is fucking greedy, if you ask me, because, listen, it's not about the- I understand. If you have food in China, it's best to hang on to it. Well, it's not about the individual in China. it's about the collective and I think you need to give this nice boy your treats and she needs to learn that when a boy wants some of your treats,

you share them. In the surveillance footage, the boy is kicking the two-year-old in the ground before violently stomping on her head. She attempts to stomp the toddler again as she tries to stand up but he runs away after the girl's grandfather yells out. Yeah, I was wondering

if there was going to be an adult to show up at some point. Yeah. Why is there this two-year-old playing by herself? What's going on? The little girl was screaming, help, help, help. But he just, the grandfather was going. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. And then we both had that drop. Yeah.

Got it in twice today. Got it twice today. Nice. You have that on your fucking creep-off bingo assholes? They both play the same drop. The toddler suffered head trauma at four lost loose teeth, which required two months of treatment. Now, Zwang's parents initially denied their son's involvement in the attack. He's a good boy.

And then they showed them the surveillance. footage. When the toddler's parents confront to the boy, he responded, quote, I beat whenever I want, end quote. In an open letter at the end of the video that was shared online, the two-year-old's mother stated that their family has never had issues with Zwang's family. The family reportedly refused to even apologize. Yeah, that part's a little bit weird. So they didn't want the authorities getting involved, which by the way, if I live in China, I don't want the authorities getting involved in. any shit that I'm up to, obviously. We didn't leave the house. They were in the house.

Swang was in the house. So, yeah, you would think that they would just, like, do whatever they could to make this go away. So, yep. The parents said that they can't afford compensation, begged the family not to report the attack to the police. Right. The toddler's parents reported the attack to the police after again, they refused to apologize or show any remorse. Now, the case is under investigation. And some suggest the boy may have.

have anti-social personality disorder? Yeah, maybe. No shit, Sherlock. No shit, Sherlock! Yeah, no kidding. I believe they call it a screw loose. Yeah. I'll get Dr. Steve on the horn here.

So apparently they're recommending that this kid be locked up in a Chinese children's correctional center and, quote, be released after he's been educated. If there's one thing they're good at, it's re-educating people over there in China. I'm sure this kid's got a bright future. Yep. He'll figure it out. Yep. For sure. All right. Well, you know, we've been going all over the globe today. Yes. Why not go to Serbia? What's going on in Serbia? Well, a woman is accused of cutting off her husband's testicles with a chainsaw and cooking them on the oven. That seems like you'd do more of a precision instrument for that, right? Apparently not. Huh. And I can't imagine a Serbian chainsaws very good. Well, listen, I'm not going to knock their chainsaws. I don't want to get the letters. If you want to, If people want to complain, complain to Vinny, because I don't know. I think the chains are fine in Serbia. The suspect Teresa Perrick, 46, is believed to have drugged 42-year-old.

She doesn't have scissors laying around or something? There's got to be something you could use. Yeah. Steak knife. Basically, her 42-year-old husband was stabbed to death. She drugged him, stabbed him to death. Oh, well, you got high first. Well, that's cool.

She cut him into a bunch of pieces and boil the rest of his remains in a huge pan. The horrific slain reportedly took place to the, the family home at around 9 p.m. on Tuesday, May 10th. The horrified teenage daughter, not the guy's daughter, the woman's daughter, said she witnessed the gruesome killing. The teen from the previous marriage revealed that her mother drugged the stepdad. He had woken up while he was being stabbed, but he crawled into the living room. Her mother continued to hack at him with a knife, and the teen said the teen ran to fetch her brother,

but she then heard a noise of a chainsaw coming from inside the house. So they stayed the fuck outside, obviously. That's pretty, I mean, that's a, I'll, I'll give you this, pretty horrific. But when that chainsaw comes out, that's a pretty funny moment, right? I mean, you're getting a laugh. You're getting a chuckler to you out of that. You know how this all went down. Where the, oh, God damn it.

Find it. Hey, there it is. You're just waking up for a little sleep. Oh, I mean, stabs. Oh. And, like, the kids run out. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is acting. Well done, sir.

I thought I was there. I thought I was in Serbia for a second. So this couple have been together for reportedly two years. And they had this guy, she accused him of beating her up. And he spent a month in custody. with the police after he gets let out they said you two aren't allowed to be near each other and he moved back into the house

apparently they were on and get off again quite a bit yeah so he's dead minnie bitty recaps the story as only bitty can so he didn't survive being chopped up into peace as it cooked he did not survive that my biggest problem with this

prognosis negative my biggest problem with this story is the fucking nosy-ass neighbor every quote in here is like and the neighbors said that she was also taking drugs and the neighbors said they were fighting all this and the neighbors said it's like mind your own fucking business assholes all right they did a little weed was it the weeds fault she got them up with the chainsaw

relax over there or was it like her period or something you know they couldn't wait to tell everyone all their business too shut up they were yelling at each other just last week I said to Harvey something crazy's gonna happen over there ugh yeah

would you 40 say about this by the way tickets are on sale for the show in albany at the funny bone uh apparently not the syracuse funny bone yet i'm keeping an eye on that come see me and jim florentine and albany next month awesome yes okay that's the stories for this week that's the scum parade kids i think we've learned a lot i didn't learn a goddamn there's scum all over this earth is what we're learning vending it's not just florida if a little chinese could want your candy fucking give it to them that's the only thing I learned yes agreed give the Chinese kid your candy all right well Carl I had a great time with you send in your creepoff suggestions for the wheel for the tandem wheel of

consequences yes bits preferred leave us a voicemail 585 3 71880108 you can send us an email at the creepout pot at gmail.com now Carl we owe these people a bonus episode yes so when do you want to when do you want to record it well you're putting me on the spot right now yep because I feel like I have to. Can we check our calendars after we're done here? No, I feel like we have to. Why don't you? Why don't you tell me a time and a day? Well, the problem is, Ben is there's no problem. I'm doing, uh, Drew and Mike tomorrow. I'm doing bonus WATP on Wednesday. I'm doing the regular WTP on Friday. I have a show I'm playing with the isotopes on Saturday. It's a very busy week for me this week is the problem. So let's, let's coordinate this afterwards. Let's, let's, uh, compare calendars. Nope, I'm going to do, uh, figure this out. I'm going to figure this out without you. You're such a painting. the ass, all right. Everybody, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia!

How do we get out of here again? How do I close it? It's over. What the hell is it supposed to be? I got to go. Goodbye. Goodbye. I don't like suits.

Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. Yeah, real class it takes. It's weird cool guys that really call their show the creep show, or whatever the fuck. If it has creep in it, why would you listen to a show that has creep and it's not about true crime? It's weird. Very weird.

Speaking true crime and all this other stuff, it gets real dark, doesn't it? It gets super dark. And it just so fucked up because it was either this person was a super fan of mine or a super fan of theirs. Either way, I don't want you. Like, I have some pretty unique takes. A lot of people have stolen them and used them on their show, like, their originators in any way. But it is what it is, and I just keep doing it. And I'm not saying anything about it.

I could give a fuck. Do whatever you want. Take whatever you want, man.