The Creep Off - Episode 115: No Rubber Ducky

Episode Date: June 1, 2022

This week Karl & Vinnie dive into the world of Pest Control Workers and spin the tandem wheel of consequences: In the Scum Parade we meet a pissed off and on trailer park resident, a shitty surf shop patron and a very scary pimp.Please consider supporting the show on Patreon, and enjoy bonus episodes and exclusive merchHere are the links to this week’s scum parade stories:Victim Doused With Urine Due To Pooping Chicken | The Smoking GunLakeland man exposes himself, defecates in clothing store: police | WFLADoctor accused of attempting to purchase underage sex slave, offering cash or bitcoin | Truecrimedaily.comN.Y. man accused of killing sex worker and keeping head in freezer, torturing and beating other victims | Truecrimedaily.com

I think we're recording now. Dare I say live streaming? Are we? On the internet? Watch what we say, Carl. Okay. Remember, peas and cues. Do they measure white claw and peas and cues?

I don't know. Do you get a pint of white claw? I just know the ABV. All right. I'm going to start this show. Tucker Dixon's having a problem, apparently. Yeah? Yeah.

Like currently or? Well, perpetually. Yeah, okay. So I thought. It's my house. Come on. Turn it up. Hey, everyone.

After Carl and Vinnie said they liked me better last week, Tucker's been having some performance issues. So, Anita Dixon here, and I'm taking matters into my own hands. Again, Carl's creep had a creative solution to reduce homelessness in Miami. While Vinnie's creep locked people in storage containers, and he also ruined the integrity of online reviews in the name of comedy. I mean, what kind of creep would do that? My creep would have to be Chip and Joanna Gaines for being so insufferably cute.

Just cheat on each other already. Tucker out. No, should I just call them cunts? No, whatever. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want.

Sensation. Horror shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Disgusting Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola

Creepos Well, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny, and this is my co-host. His name's Kevin. Hey, what's happening, Vinnie Paulino? That's going to stick, isn't it? What's up, rat face, Kev?

Whoa. I don't remember rat face being part of this. Well, you know, one of my very best friend's name is Kevin. Yeah? I can't have two. So I got to distinguish the two of you. I'll tell you what. Rat face is harsh.

Yeah. I mean, I'm not my mother insulting you. Right. You dirty rat. I think maybe I'll go with ferret face, Kevin. I don't think that's better. Go ferrette face. I'm not understanding why that's better, but okay.

I'm not caring about your opinion. Hey, Carl, how are you today, pal? I'm doing very well, buddy. I'm glad that you're back at it. Good to see you. Yes, I am cleared by the CDCZ to be here with you all in person in the flesh. Lucky you. last we left off we did a little bit of a scum stream the other day yeah so we haven't done a

regular episode oh no we did do a regular episode back after nashville didn't we we certainly did and then we did the scum stream for the bonus which was a lot of fun by the way always is we it was weird we did it from i was in my attic car was in his basement yep weird dynamic it worked out pretty well yeah it was not the worst thing we've ever done yeah it seemed pretty good it was not terrible. So enjoy that. Those of you who are members of our Patreon for those of you who aren't jump on there and go listen to that in past episodes and coming up very soon. I should point this out because we don't talk about this enough. When you sign up for our Patreon, which is patreon.com slash the creep off. You get all the bonus stuff we've ever made. It's all available

to you. And then everything going forward. You know what else you get that you don't get from WATP? Some merch. You get some merch. That's right. After three months, I think we send out. out some creep off merchandise. There's a t-shirt, mug, sticker. Get a sticker, like a real cool kid slapping on a skateboard. I see you're wearing your Dabler's Anonymous shirt, the one that you had to spend all weekend trying to track down because you left it in a restaurant.

Do you know what the woman said to me when I came back to get it? What did she say? We thought this was a tent. She's like, I don't know why so left a car cover. Yeah, right, exactly. Is this to your Mustang, sir? No, she goes, oh, I'm really glad you came back to get that. Yeah, well, it's repulsive.

They don't want that there's to heart. What I said to her was, yeah, it's not every day you see a corpse on a t-shirt, is it? That is a Vinnie Polyano quote. And I walked out. That's pretty good. About face. The Dablers Anonymous shirt that our friend, Dr. Steve made. And I didn't get one yet, but I think he's.

sending me and the rest of the crew shirts. It's so funny that he made sure to bring me one directly to Nashville to hand me to put into my hands. You sat there across like where's mine? Yeah, well I guess it's because I'm like a normal size so he just figured he could just hand me one off the pile. You were sitting over there to make one special for you. You were sitting there holding

hands and playing footsie with the cow photographer on your date. Dude, we're BFFs now. I don't know if you know that. I like that guy. He's cool. It really wasn't a consequence. I like the cow photographer. Well, no, it wasn't a consequence because you also sat and had dinner with us. The only thing consequence about it is that I paid for it. Really? Well, I was the chaperone. I had the chaperone. Yes. Now, uh, speaking of consequences. We got to spin the tanned wheel consequences today. Oh, God. Is that happening today? Yeah, it's back here. Oh, boy. There are four consequences added to the wheel. Okay. Hey, Carl, there's also two past the spin spots.

who are we going to pass it to? We're spinning this together. You didn't think this three, did you? Hold on. Hold on. We'll make dick do a consequence. They'll make shooly do it. All right. Yeah, that sounds good.

We'll make shooly do it. Can you imagine? You know which press he's getting out of you? You make shooly do it. That's so funny. She was like, I don't even know what the creep off is. What do you guys talking about? I have to hold hands with a guy in the mall.

What? Oh, don't give away our consequence. Oh, okay. Well, there's fun consequences coming up. Later out of the show. Boy, oh, boy. But first, we have to talk about what happened last week as you and I tried to debate. Who was the creepiest realtor?

Yes. We did real estate agent. Now, Carl, I'm very happy to announce here are the results. All right. It looks like Vinnie. Perfect. Vinnie received. Holy shit, 74% of the vote.

Oh, that's right. Vinhaus. What the fuck? My creep was great A huge deal is going on. Kick Carl's I got nothing. I miss it when I used to have

the Young Bucks music. That was fun. Super kick carol. You didn't have to change it. Super kick. I had some fun with it. I got. I might go back to that pretty soon. You might. Super kick carol.

Well, hopefully we never hear that song again because I don't know what's going out of the voting there. That seems out of whack. I destroy it. At 25% of the vote last week, brutal. You didn't deserve it. I deserve better. You deserved much less.

What? Landslide. That's right. I'm looking at the chat. That was a landslide. That was not good. Pete Bulls champ. God, I hate you so much.

You know what makes you a worst person is winning. Winning this stupid game that we created. I hate it when you win. I hate it when you win. Let's get that on the record for what eventually we have a Maddix slash Dick style. right we're in the lawsuit i'll let you guys decide who will be who in that situation but i'm getting a cowboy hat now ladies and gentlemen let's talk a little bit about uh what we're going to do this week we decided that we were going to pick from a grab bag of suggestions that we've already had that

we didn't do yeah and we decided to go with creepiest pest control worker because it's that time of year the bugs are coming out people that's right and i know this as like exterminator yeah the word that I would use, but apparently they don't use that anymore. Yeah. Now, they're pest control. I honestly feel like empowering these people with job titles is meaningless, but it's fun to go with. Well, from my research, it seems like they're pest out of control. Am I right, Vinnie?

Come on. Come on. Did we just date this episode already? Did we just name this episode already? All right. I guess you're going to go first since you won last week. I really hope murder suicide is on that one. after what we just did there

there's the bell video you start us off you know ladies and gentlemen if I don't win today all right I like the way this is starting I want you to just listen closely to the warning that I'm going to give all of you because

dealing with people tradesmen if you will and women allegedly they're out there doing these tough jobs. Dude, could you imagine a past control, a woman coming over? She's like, oh, there's spiders? Ew!

I'm not doing this job. Oh, okay. I thought we were going to get like kitties. Yeah, right. Call me if kitties, too many cats are here. I caught a mouse, but he's really cute. So I think I'm just going to let him go back in your basement. Is that cool?

So what I did was I made him a little house down there. Yeah, right. So I gave him a bunch of cheese from your fridge. He seems really. happy he's procreating it's gray his name is mr whiskers that's right yeah i've named i've named him and his family his pronouns are he him yep yep whiskers hamburger yeah because you know it's extended family i'm gonna need to see those photoshop so yeah let's go with uh guys who are in pascad there's only two people carl who know what happened the day of the story i'm about to tell you

okay okay why that's how many listeners we have now I thought we were doing better than that. I don't know. It's about a steady decline. Get the word out. Dr. Melissa Canuti. She's 35 years old. She's a native of Thailand.

She moved to the U.S. For college, graduated from Stanford University Medical School. Sounds hot. Not bad on the eyes. Okay. From Botswana, moved to Philadelphia. Spent five years as a pediatrician at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia.

She was a resident who was studying tuberculosis and infectious. diseases and she was a nice lady everybody said very busy professional woman i don't want a stereotype but i will say a lot of these people who work their way up and then come over to this country and get themselves great jobs they're very appreciative for all the opportunities that they have here in the u.s and so they're a little less cunty than your typical u.s. female yeah yeah now my nominee today's name is jason t smith okay not a lot is available about this guy. A family friend who asked for anonymity said that Smith had a behavior and anger issues as a kid. And usually I go, an anonymous source said this. They also added on top of there that

he liked to start fires. And that seems to be on point for this guy. So that's why I'm bringing this up. It's a good way to kill cockroaches, by the way. Just burn the house down. Yeah. Hey, guess what? Cockroach problem has been solved. Here's your bill. Oh, he fixes a problem. all right. So he eventually turned to killing small rodents for a living. He specialized in mice and varmints, critters, you know? Sure. Not the bugs. This is the guy you got call in when you need a mouse killed. Yep. Okay. January 21st, 2013, you have met the players. Dr. Ken Tudy called Jason to come deal with a rodent problem in her basement in her home in downtown Philadelphia. you from jason's confession which is really all we have to go on from this whole situation he said

i went to her house to do an exterminating job for mice her dog kept bothering me so i told her to put the dog outside yeah she didn't seem happy about that i did my job in the upstairs where the kitchen area is i went downstairs to the basement and boy i saw that the basement needed a lot of work there are a lot of holes down there I told her to come downstairs so I could show her she didn't like what I had to say about her basement

there's a lot of holes down there so I invited her down and now there are three more holes down there three plus four five six in this quarter seven over here holy shit that's funny Carl I'll be here all week people

thank you very much it turns out that women are very sensitive when you make fun of their basements because she did not like that yeah she did not like him going down there and be smirching her basement and what looks like a skid row of a fucking row of townhouses

in downtown Philadelphia. Hold a second. You have mice. You hired an exterminator. I want them to tell me that they're finding the holes where the mice are getting in. That's good news. Who side are you on here, Carl? That's good news right there. Like, okay, good. So we can fix this. Let's do it. Great. Yep. Yep. Be very

careful who you blame here. So according to him, she didn't like how I was doing my job. Okay. She's probably a no-it-all, you know, being a doctor. I can see it. She wanted me to foam the entire basement. Okay.

And I said, that don't make no sense. Yeah. Listen, I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth. See what I did there? I don't slap the sick children out of your mouth. Yeah. Something. She said, this is what I'm paying you for.

Yeah. I want this done. I don't want mice down here. this is what I want. And he says, first off, lady, I don't have enough foam to do that. And if I did have it, I'm not doing it. And he claims at this point he was just trying to leave. Okay.

Here's what we know. We know. But he didn't do a lot of research today. That, you know, you go out. Well, again, it's him versus Dr. Tanuti, who, Kent Tanuti, who you were about to find out, Is it talking to anybody? I had a feeling since you were only getting his account of the story. She was strangled to death by this man.

Allegedly? No, no, he confessed. Oh, okay. Then he took, apparently she was an equestrian. She, like, torsies and stuff. So she had some leather straps and things like that from saddles down there. So he took those and he hog tied her. Okay.

Right. And then he found some, uh, some gasoline and stuff that they had down there. Some flammable liquids. Okay. poured them on her. And then he wouldn't got some pants. paper towels and lit them on fire and threw them on top of her. Was she alive at this time?

Don't know. Okay, yeah. He claimed she was alive when he left. Oh. Yeah. He also made it a point to go and get the dog and make sure that the dog went down to the basement and closed the door. And then he just left.

All right, Vinny fucking wins again. God, fuck it. He sends the dog down there just to be an extra dick. This dog was an asshole, though, right? We could all agree on that. No one liked this dog, right? I don't think so as a cute dog. Oh, shit.

So later that afternoon, her smoldering body was discovered when the fire department. Wow. Yeah. Isn't that a Rolling Stone song? She was hot. Maybe. I don't know. Later that afternoon, her smoldering body was discovered when the fire department was called after neighbors heard the fire alarms.

The investigation starts. Yeah. Piece of advice. I know Carl's usually the one who, you know, gives out advice. Sure. if you're going to murder someone don't do it when they live across from a busy business oh okay there's a coffee shop across the street just not like right by the place where the police poured over hours of surveillance footage they saw canoity walking home from doing errands with smith steps

behind her 45 minutes later they see the same guy walking past but then he looked a little more disheveled and he was wearing gloves i see yes so they were able to kind of figure out what happened here. Now, they also went, did a little more research and found his phone number in her phone and text messages about him coming over around the time. Sure. Well, did he deny that he was there at first? Oh, yeah, Carl. He was being set up. He didn't know anything about it. He was down there to deal with the mice. In fact, Carl, when he left there after he murdered a woman, tied up her lifeless body, I could only assume, and set it on fire and then sent the dog down. when did a job

at somebody else's house Yeah He just went on with this fucking work day Wouldn't you He's not getting paid for that gig That took 45 minutes out of his day He's got to make up for it somehow Could you know how fucking

All right let's say Let me ask you this Vinny So let's say right now It's about 4.30 in the afternoon Sure Let's say that you murdered someone this morning Would you have texted me And said we're not doing a creep off today

or would we be doing the creepop today? We still got to get it out, right? It's got to get done. Well, yeah. See? Good point. But could you just realize that... Did you murder someone today?

Huh. Okay. No. Stop asking me questions. We should play poker sometime. I don't want to. Now, all of what had taken for this to be like another murder that day is like the next guy at the next job to cop a little bit of attitude with this

lunatic right like this is a snapped person yeah he's in a bad mood could you imagine being the next guy just stay there like looking at your watch like where the fuck is this guy and the wife is like harold be nice if that next person said anything about foam shit's gonna go down it's gonna be a problem he mentioned the foam a lot he was pissed that you wanted the fucking foam yeah you don't want to bring that up around that's a trigger for him i mean i find the whole thing just terrifying that he just went to somebody else and so I was like, what small animals do you want me to kill next?

I kill all sorts of things. Yeah. I'm your man. Yeah, just point me in whatever direction. I'll take care of it. He is a goofy-looking dude, too. Is he? Yeah. He kind of looks like a young Joe Philbin. I don't know who that is. Former coach of the dolphins. Oh, okay.

What year was he the coach of the dolphins? I don't know, before Adam Gase. Okay. During the trial, which, by the way, had to be a lot of fun because they claim, because this guy, his defenses, that the cops forced him to confess all of this. Well, okay. During the trial, his lawyer said, describe Smith as having limited intelligence, which could

have led to him to confess this crime that he did not do. Oh, okay. I like that angle. That's cool. He's literally too stupid to know what he's saying. You talked him into it. The man, this has happened before. Vice over that head with little clubs.

This has happened before. People get talked into confessing the things they didn't do. Sure. That's what they're claiming. Well, the day before the verdict, Smith also spent three hours on the stand testifying that he had only confessed because he was exhausted by police interrogation. Sure. What a defense.

Breathing in those fumes for, you know, 40 hours a week for years. It'll cause a brain damage. The prosecution, Jennifer Seabell and Peter Lim played four recordings of Smith's prison phone calls with his girlfriend, the mother of his four-year-old daughter. The couple discussed the case while being unaware that their calls were being recorded. Oh, shut. Okay, so he is an idiot. Yes, he is an idiot.

But basically what they were arguing about was that he is way too smart to convince the jury that he's mentally impaired. Uh-oh, retard alert. Retort alert, class. So his wife is on the phone, like, but honey, what about your memoirs? They're so beautifully written. Yeah, can you can you? you dumb it down a little bit so people are convinced that you're an idiot i can't i can't turn it off i have these thoughts i must get out to the world i am just too smart for this well that's retarded

this doctor thought she was smarter than me too thought foam was going to fix the problem so the jury convicted him pretty quickly now he is spending the rest of his life in jail without the possibility of parole that is jason t smith now here's the lesson folks all right be nice to tradesmen yes if you think they are incompetent complete idiots yelling at them is only going to get you murdered all you have to do their job that's what they do they'll figure it out yeah don't tell them how to do their jobs it's going to get you murdered okay be careful around these people okay angie's list i don't give a fuck all right well so we're entertained and learning today thanks Vinny. Be fucking careful.

Like, I own a house. This terrifies me. I think about people coming to fucking coming to fix something. I don't know how to do a goddamn thing. Yeah, you seem pretty worthless. Completely. Yeah, you're here. Useless, Vinny. How do we fix this house? Move. Okay. Right, exactly. Start over. Okay. That's fine. The foundation. What do we got to do? Paint it? I don't fucking know.

Oil change. I'll just buy a new car. This seems like wait too much work. All right, your turn. All right. I brought a creep whose name is K-A-R-L, Carl Hampton. Oh, okay. So it's already I'm leaning towards I might have a winner this week. This guy seems pretty creepy. A Franklin Tennessee couple was arrested on charges they accepted as a fraud and elderly widow of $1.7 million.

Oh, they did it for money. That's not creepy. That's greedy. No, this is creepy. Carl Hanton, 63 years old, and his wife, Deborah, 59, were arrested at their home on Tuesday. Carl Hinton is charged with wire fraud and money laundering while Debra Hanton is charged with money laundering. This is out of KRDO.com. According to the criminal complaint, Carl Hanton met an elderly widow while he was working as an exterminator for a Belmead-based pest control company.

I'll get the spiders out of your cooch for you, lady. Provided the extermination services for her home from January. 2016 through May of 2019, at the time, Carl was reportedly making $28,000 per year as a pest control technician. I like to see how much you'd make as a pest control technician. It's not a livable wage, so he had to figure out other ways to supplement his income. Beginning around January of 2018, when the woman was 85, we don't know her name, but she was 85. And continuing until about June of 2020, Carl Hampton devised and executed a scheme.

to defraud the woman and various financial institutions and credit and loan issuing institutions by deceiving the woman into believing that he was her son and that he would care for her personally and financially. He then used his influence over to convince her to sign over her power of attorney and to name him in her revocable living trust and in her will. Carl Hampton methodically drained the woman's bank accounts, took out a $500,000, line of credit in her name using her security. What was he doing?

Was she going like, I had to kill a big rat today. Here, let me get your checkbook for you, honey. And amassed huge charges on her credit cards for his own personal expenses, all under the false pretenses that he had a valid POA and that he was entitled to her money and property and that he was acting for her benefit in her interest. And here's the kicker because he convinced her that, because she has dementia. Yeah. So he convinced her that he's her son.

Uh-huh. She doesn't have any children. She never had children. So the fact that she felt for that's fucking crazy. And the idea this guy came up with this scheme. Like, I'm going to tell this crazy old bat that I have her son and just get into her will. Mama! Yeah.

Mama, you look so beautiful today. I'll tell you what. I'll kill the spider and I won't even charge it since your family. Don't don't even worry about it. This is, uh, yeah. I mean, this is an old fucking con. He just assumed this lady is going to be fucking dead. Wow.

This is crazy. In April of 2019, Carol Hampton accompanied the woman to an attorney's office where she signed a POA and RLT and a will, each of which gave Carl considerable control over her assets. The POA appointed Carl as the agent and Deborah Hampton as the successor agent. The RLT and the will specified Carl Hampton and Deborah Hampton would be the beneficiaries when the woman died. In May of 2019, shortly after inducing the woman to side, signed the POA. Carl Hinton quit his job and thereafter continued to drain the woman's bank accounts to fund his lavish lifestyle.

Let's go back to June 8th, 2019. The woman fell in fractured a hip and was taken to a medical center and then to an assistant living facility. Her hip went crack. He went jackpot. Yep. So she goes to the hospital that she has to go to rehab in an assisted living facility during her hospital visit and transfer to the facility.

The woman was diagnosed with dementia. Staff at the facility also noticed that the woman was malnourous when she arrived. And the staff discussed with Carl that she suffered from dementia. Upon the woman's admission to the hospital and the assistant living facility, Carl listed himself as her son, her trustee, POA, and emergency contact. So hold on a second. Yeah. They had a conversation with this guy.

They had to say, uh, she's very dehydrated. Can you tell us a little about her diet? He's like, no. I'm like, well, what do, what should we do here? How should we treat this? I mean, you're in charge. He goes, uh, pull the plug. I don't know.

I don't know. Right. Like this guy gave himself away at every quarter with us. You have to know every detail about the woman's health to get away with us. You have to really pretend to fucking care. Right. Because he's putting herself down. Like the emergency contact and her son.

He's going with this, this grift that's really a long-term strategy and plan that he's, plan that he's going after. So on other occasions, he called a financial institution allegedly on the woman's behalf and represented that he was her personal assistant. And another time, Fulte represented that she was his mother. So he's playing different cards. He's pretending

to be different people in her life in order to get all this stuff. Please hold for Mrs. Hampton. In December of 2019, Carl took out a $500,000 line of credit in the woman's name at SunTrust using your security accounts at SunTrust as collateral. Curl then

wrote checks to himself, purchased cashier checks, took out cash withdrawals and transferred money out of the woman's bank account into a bank account in the name of a new company created called Falcon Company, which he set up and controlled. So he's just like, I'll just start a company now with all this woman's money and this line of credit that I have. I always liked, I always liked Falcons. They hunt rodents too. Hey, that's a good point because it was a pest control company.

That kind of makes sense now. See, he's not an idiot. This guy's not an idiot. It's not as creepy as my guy. Hold on. In January of 2020, Carl Hampton used $170,000 in the money from the line of credit to purchase an owner of interest in his own name in a pest control business in Franklin. Also in January 2020,

Corupton rented an apartment in Murfrey's Borough in the woman's name. By this time, the woman- That's a shitty place. Yeah, it's not a fun place to be back in Tennessee. By this time, the woman had been living at the assistant living facility for almost six months. During the course of the scheme, Carl Hinton took $1,240,438 and 6 cents from the woman's account and frequently purchased luxury items and often spent between $1,500 per day on lottery tickets. Sounds like Tennessee to me.

Yeah. He's like, I got like $1.2 million, but what if it was $2.4 million? You know what one point you said to the cops once he got arrested, I was going to pay him back. Right. Yes, I just needed that one score. I was a business manager, too. It's like, tell me, you're trying to get rich quick.

You are getting rich quick. You don't need the lottery anymore, you moron. In February 2019, Carl Hampton and his wife, Deborah, purchased a luxury Lexus SUV using $21,000 of the criminal proceeds. In January, they had to spend $21,4,452 at a 4.3-carat diamond ring. Guess whose idea that was? I doubt it was Carl's. also using the

I said emergencies only proceeds from the fraud yeah like my hair replacement surgery Carl also liquidated two investments and we're going to get my teeth fixed I assume this guy needs his teeth fixed probably in 2017

a need need or want right in 2017 this woman's sister passed away I mean like how much is invisible that's affordable I don't have a good excuse.

Notice, ladies and gentlemen. It's affordable. If he ever does get invisibleized, please make sure to point out that Vinny's shame to it to it. You're not the only one. Trust me. Vinny plus the rest of the internet. It's not just you.

So her sister passed away, left half of her estate to this woman. Jackpot and Carl also liquidated two investment accounts from the woman's deceased. sister. In total, he liquidated $246,645 and used the money on more stuff for him. So she would have wanted me. If convicted, Carl Hempton faces up to 20 years in prison and his wife Deborah faces up to 10 years in prison for this fraud. That is some creepy ass behavior. So they haven't been convicted yet? Not yet. So you're just accusing people who are innocent under the law? I'm not. KRDO.com is. Okay, good. Put that out there.

And they have a lot of evidence. There seems to be a lot of evidence. So that's my creep. Carl Hampton, vote on the creepoff.com. Well, can we please just agree? Don't bother the exterminators. Just let them go fucking do their job. And if you have dementia, learn to live with spiders and rats in your house.

Just deal with that. The more you know. Yeah. All right, folks. That was a lot of fun. You could vote this week at the creepoff.com. and Carl, are you ready for some voicemails? Yeah, do we have a sponsor for this?

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If I were to talk to Johnny Depp, you know what I would say to him? What's that? Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. All right. Well, first suggestion we have for the wheel, Tandem Wheel of Consequences. Okay.

Hey, Vinny. Hey, Carl. I have an idea for your dual consequences wheel. If one of you have for skin, you could try docking. And if one of you don't, they sell a synthetic force gun on Amazon for $50. Later.

Heart pass. Yeah, a terrible idea. We'll just have gay anal sex How about that? Yeah Let's just pick who the top And who the bottom is That'll be at the wheel of consequences now

I call top I call top I call top Jesus Christ People All right This one came in from Our friend who wrote

The wonderful song About Jenny Jingles Okay I remember Voice of an Angel Face Of a victim Yes

Hey-oh So yeah That last voice Now I left last week really got Carl bummed out. I feel bad about that. But that is the first thing on this show that actually really made me feel bad.

So that's saying something. And Carl, buddy, sorry, man. You got to get a thicker skin. I'm still because of Roo, but it's on behalf of Jenny now, buddy. You've got to win you back. All right. Thanks.

Yep. He felt bad for hurting your feelings because he made fun of your wife. Good. He should feel bad. I want him to think about it. about what he's done all right you know all we try to do is put out love and and friendship that's all we're doing over here Vinnie and then these callers ruin it

all by being mean and petty all right this one uh yeah this one upset me I don't think we're going to be doing this either so for your dual consequence I was thinking you know you go a stupid fucking route that would never happen which I was thinking like a double-bedruder. You know, you guys got to look at each other in the eyes as you work each other's arms, you know, to completion. But, I know it's never going to happen. But so, in line with the cuties marathon,

I think you should both have to sit down and watch a Passion of the Christ marathon. Passion of the Christ. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. What if I just watch the new Obie on series on Disney Plus.

Can that be my consequence? I was thinking I almost put it on the wheel as that fucking aim have to both of us watch that Amy Schumer show. Oh God, that's actually a funny one. That would actually be a funny one. I'd had more to say about that than I did about cuties.

Jesus. Okay, so we could change one of the past the spins, but you know what? Let's not. Here we go. Just don't know who we're passing the spin to. Shulie, I told you. If we land on it, Shulie has to do a consequence.

We'll let him know which one we choose. How do you? I know you guys for wanting a consequence. I guess the mutual one. I think one of the consequences should be holding hands for 24 hours. Just you and Carl and Vinny. Hold on a ham.

Twenty-hour. Holding ham. Going to the bathroom, holding ham. Going to church, holding ham. That's interesting. All right. Love you. So we're going to church holding head.

That's like two consequences, right? Oh, that's going to get us killed. Yeah, that's not fun. Yeah. 24 hours. Nope. So here's what we have on this wheel. Yeah, we're going to spin it later.

Okay. Tandum bicycle ride for two. That's hilarious. We got to get a bicycle built for two and go for a bike ride. Okay. Okay. Will there be any hills on this bike ride, Vinny? Absolutely not.

Straight to a great way. That's what I thought. Actually, it's just start on the top of it. hill and they get to the bottom and no straight terrain you gotta get to the top of the hill to be able to go down it I'll pass mall walk of shame which is we have

to walk through the mall holding hands that's fun okay we'll wave at people we'll talk to them uh I don't even think that would be weird for people right we have on here the one that neither one of us really want to do

be kind to the other one do a truly kind thing for the other person I can't even think of an example of that. My mind is completely blank. Like, what would I, I don't even know. I had the same problem. I was like, that's a dumb one, but man, that really is fucking hard. Yeah, that would take me a while to figure out.

All right. Last but not least, jello rustle. What? That's on the wheel? Jello Russell? Yes, we would have to jell wrestle. I'm not going to jell wrestle. Yes, you are, motherfucker.

Oh, shit. I think it's just because that's the word rustle in it. You're like, oh, yeah, that sounds fun. Do you understand what that's going to be? I'm going to beat you very quickly. Someone has to get pinned quick. Hold on. No.

Change that to gay sex right now. How about just put 69 on there instead? Jebel wrestle. What fuck is wrong with you? Google finger poke of doom. We'll figure this out. Don't worry. All right.

Well, now I don't want the scum parade to have a friend. I'm not looking forward to this. Either way, it's starting right now. Driving children Of Ciddle in. Two bag of murderers. Rapeasers do a rickety-Rae. So you see your past.

Abusive asshats. Yeah, the skum parade. Scumperry. Scumperry. On the creep on the creep on. Yeah, strumpurray. I love parade. Carla and Vinnie are back.

Oh. I love a good trailer park kerfuffle. Oh, me too. Police busted Christine Tierman, 57, on a misdemeanor battery charge, following a confrontation late Sunday evening at the Palm Haven mobile home in St. Petersburg, Florida. I already like it. I already liked this story. The police say that Tierman was mad at a victim named Lawrence Stenzel.

That's exactly who lives in the trailer park, Larry Stenzel. I was going to say, yeah, he's Larry. Let's not get fancy all of a sudden there. My parents named me Lawrence. I go by Lawrence. Okay, Larry. Uh, fuck you. Apparently, his chicken kept pooping on her back patio.

Okay. You know, this sounds like someone that would happen to, uh, Casey, the review girl, doesn't it? Yeah, she just shit on somebody's patio for no reason. That's not what I meant. Because she has diarrhea. Casey's got diarrhea on the patio again. There's a story coming up that's actually specifically that.

But let's keep with the chicken poop. Turbin got very upset that this kept happening. Yeah, I'd be pissed too. I don't know about chicken shitting over my patio. You know what? She's not the only one who gets me. pissed because she goes to her bathroom and walks out with a big old bucket of pee. She walks out to the back patio and through the full bucket at Stenzel hitting him in the face.

See, this is what's crazy is I wasn't a Boy Scout and I feel like I've never prepared. I never have a bucket of urine when I need one. Well, you don't live in a trailer park either. I don't. That's a good point. I mean, sometimes it's helpful to have a bucket of urine. I just never think ahead. Dude, it's an indoor outhouse is really what the first.

fuck that is. Are you thinking it's going on? The bathrooms and trailers are basically porter potty's. Oh, you don't think there's plumbing involved? At this place, the guy's got chickens fucking running around free rage. I don't see what this patio looks like, too. I mean, what's the fucking rent here? What's the lot fee, $6 a week?

It's a nice part of Florida, though. Yeah, I'm sure. You got a good location. I'm sure. Either way, the sheriff's department noted that the victim was wet when we arrived and smelled of urine. Oh, way to kick a man while he's down. he just got pee thrown out of him and the guy's like boy you smell like urine like yeah yeah

that's why i called you officer the fucking asshole my name is laurence stenzel and i will not be treated like this yeah i am a respectable man i'm a chicken farmer in this trailer park did you say farmer yes yes far okay good i grow weed okay so the rest report does that indicate why turbin had the bucket of waste ready to but she did admit to her actions. After being read her right, she was booked into the county jail. Yeah, I chucked pissing him. His chicken be shitting all over the patio.

You better bet I threw that bucket of pissing him again. There's a lock up that chicken. I'm going to be happy. I feel like chicken tonight. I got a bucket of piss for you, Larry. Should we just reenact this whole thing? I think you and I should go on the wheel of consequences that we have to do a renecked man play of yes of one of these scum stream stories i want to be lill i want to be

laurence dude i'm not even joking about laurence i'm not even joking about this that would actually be a fun consequence but we're not going to use real piss right i don't know how how realistic do you want it to be i want to play the lady yeah that's what i thought i want to play the lady that's what i thought not for the gay sex one though matter what we get there. Tremaine reportedly admitted to her action. She's in jail. She was released out a $500 bond.

How the fuck they got that? I don't know. Impressive. Yeah. That's trailer park rich. There's been some government checks going out, so everyone's got money now. Yeah. And a flat screen TV.

Her boyfriend, Kevin Avery, was also arrested for allegedly threatening Stenzel in the presence of police. So can we have Croge play the boyfriend? Yeah, what a fucking idiot. I'll kick your ass too, Larry. Why are you threatening a guy with the cops right there? Let's go, Lair. Fucking dummy.

If you didn't like that pee, you're not going to like my pee. All right. Sir, you're under arrest now, too. What? What did I do? That was butch my piss too, Larry. My piss is in that bucket, too, Larry. I think I jerked off in that yesterday.

Enjoy it. There's diarrhea in that bucket. Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking. It's the name of this episode, a bucket of Casey's diarrhea. Okay, Treasure Island, Florida. We're going to get more downloads than ever. A bunch of creeps. A Lakeland man was arrested Friday after committing an obscene act in a Treasure Island clothing store.

Carl, are you familiar with the Treasure Island brand of stores? I am not. I have never heard of such a place. You've never gone down and played the Florida clubs. No. That shit's everywhere. It's basically just like a tourist trap shop. that sells flip flops, beach towels, and all that stuff.

Oh, I thought it was like a department store or something, because they talked about fitting rooms. Yeah, sure, they have a fitting room. Okay, so it's not a nice place. Trying these, uh, Terry cloth bathing suits. Okay. Fucking losers. So either way. You really paint a picture there.

They're actually wonderful. They're a new sponsor, Treasure Island. Yeah, right. Treasure Island shit clothing stores. When you're on vacation from Syracuse, make sure to stop by a Treasure Island because of Flip Flops. You have a brand new summer world. Yes, for the two months of the year that is summer in Syracuse. Well, if you want to call it that.

The Treasure Island Police said that Gary Peter Bush, 69 years old of Lakeland. 69. That story's funny already. How old is he ready? 69. I feel like Hughesy right now. You just not fart that microphone. Yeah, I promise I won't do that.

Thank you. We're class. here than that, Husey. Yeah. I like Husey. He's good, too. 69, you said? Okay. So they say this guy,

Gary Peter Bush, G.P. Bush. Wait, wait, wait. His name is Peter Bush? What is he got like both sex organs or something? He's got a big old Bush in front of his Peter. He's got a Peter and a Bush. Was he like a

Hamaphrodite or something. He exposed himself near the fitting rooms. Well, then I guess someone knows the answer to that question. Of the store on Gulf Boulevard Friday morning. The store's manager saw Bush undress and expose himself before he took a shit on the floor. Okay. So that's interesting because they really focus on the exposing himself. When you shit on the floor, you have to pull your pants off first.

That's kind of how that works. Doesn't that seem like the worst? part of this is that he shut on the floor, not that everyone saw his pecker. I mean, what did you think he wanted to shit out of the new pants? Right. The lovely new bathing suit. I have to tell you, man, I'm looking forward to reaching that age where I give zero fox because I'm not proud to admit this, but I think I'd be too embarrassed and self-conscious

to take a shit in a Treasure Island store. Going on the wheel. You know what I mean? I'd be, like, embarrassed about it. Everyone's watching me shit. I will say this. I close the door at home, and I don't have a lot of people who live in my house with me. Mr. Bush, it is possible to take a shit without exposing your penis.

You just have to get down really low and just kind of pull down the back of your pants a little bit. But you can keep your dick covered. Why do you know this? Really? You'll find out when you get home and put your head on the pillow. How come you know this? I didn't want to upset Jenny as I was shitting out your pillow earlier. So then what he decided to do.

was to wipe himself he took a shirt off the rack probably a $4 special just to wipe his ass with something was hopefully it wasn't one of the ones with seashells glued to it that'd be a problem fucking wiped his ass with it threw it on the fucking floor and left and then trucker Andy bought that shirt and wore it for an entire day

he looked good now Bush was later detained by police and told officers that he went to the store to get closed But the reason he got caught, Carl? Yeah, why is that? Because he went back there. Oh, why? He saw some good deals.

Oh, okay, yeah. He saw a couple more things he wanted to get. Where was that bathroom I was in earlier? They had some pretty nice clothing in there. I like the shell features. The manager identified the man as the suspect after he was in custody. And according to the affidavit, Bush faces charges of exposure of sexual organs and criminal mischief. Are they putting baby laxative and meth now?

too? Why are old guys in Florida is shitting up stores? It's just better than it used to be, man. It's stronger. Jesus. Oh, man, that meth didn't agree with my belly. That's a bad bad of meth. Oh, boy. Crapping up. That's worse than a Calabasas

crapper. Columbus, Ohio, Carl. Yeah. A 26-year-old forber resident in Miami Beach's Mount Sinai Medical Center was arrested for attempted sex trafficking after the FBI conducted a months-long investigation. Even when it's not Florida, it's still Florida. It's three in a row. I love it. Nearly a year ago, a woman whose name was not disclosed met Alan Lee through a dating website in Columbus. The two reportedly met up one night and she told him that she was trafficked at a young age.

Oh, that's awful. Absolutely. It's not something I would talk about on the first date. This guy was very interested in that because he contacted her several months after this date via Snapchat. And during the conversation, Lee allegedly messaged the woman telling her that he had a friend who wanted to meet young girls and was willing to pay. Come on, you got to still know somebody. This is the craziest part about this story is that this woman was the victim of human trafficking. and so this guy's thought was oh, I bet she could hook me up

with some human trafficked sex workers. It's like if I got carjacked and I was telling you the store and you're like, oh shit, can you steal a car for me? I'm like, no, no, no. Vinny, I got car jacked. You don't understand this at all.

But I really need another car. No, I know. I get that. I understand you want to fuck eight-year-old girls. What I'm telling you is that my car was stolen. What are the idiots? No, my car was stolen. I'm the one out of car.

That's the name of this episode. Victim. Jesus Christ. What an idiot. I was sex trafficked as a child. Oh my gosh, that's terrible. Are there other girls that, you know, from this? Well, let me tell you why this guy is a complete lunatic.

Yeah. He tells the woman that his friend is going to contact her. Yeah, yeah, I know. So then he creates a guy named. He's covering his tracks, isn't he? Yeah. Then he comes up with the guy named Michael Chen. Yeah.

He creates a whole. whole new account and contacts this woman saying that, hey, I'd ideally like to meet girls, you know, between ages 8 and 15. Oh, what do? That's, I don't know this goes without saying, but what the fuck? Eight and 15? So, it's a weird rage. This woman was very upset by this, as you can imagine.

Yeah. And she didn't call the police. She did something a little bit better. I give this woman a lot of credit for this ballsy move. she called Mount Sinai Hospital where Lee worked and told them what he said on social media

she sent the conversation history she's trying to get him fired absolutely I don't know why you're giving her credit for that I don't like tattletails I don't like tattletails trying to get people fired isn't it funny though

this guy's a doctor he's probably pretty intelligent he has a education and yet these criminals who have no education are so much better at crime than this ass is he's the worst at it.

Yeah, your fucking creep was better in fucking covering his tracks. Correct. It took years for them to figure it out. So, Carl, during the investigation, an FBI online COVID employee took over the woman's Snapchat account. Right. Okay. So Lee allegedly asked about what girls were available.

The under-cover FBI agent said got a 9, 12, and 15 depending on what kind of service you want. He responded, oh, a 9-year-old of 12. 12-year-old, 15-year-old, um, is full-service bear back available? Is that the terminology that you would use for this? Is it full-service bearback? I mean,

I get it. When it's with a kid, it's called giving him the old non-rubber ducky. Yeah. I'd like to have one bath minus the rubber ducky, please. Jesus Christ. I hope that isn't code somewhere.

I really hope we did just ask. to at least stumble upon that. So he added, okay, you know what? Let's do the 12th. Let's take the 12 year old. So he's like the Goldilocks. He's like,

that one's just right. I like the one in the middle. 15 getting up there in age. Might have some gray hairs. Nine. Not experienced enough. Stop me. I'm willing to pay top.

I'll just let you go. He's like, I'm paying top dollar. He agreed to pay $500 for one hour with the 12-year-old. Dude, why become a doctor, all that schooling, all that work if you can't enjoy the wealth? So, Dr. Steve says, when the agent asked to be compensated through cash app, Lee reportedly offered to pay cash or Bitcoin because he didn't want to provide his social security number to use the cash app payment service. Wow. What a mastermind.

It's got it all figured out. do do do do do do do do do do there's screen captures of him saying i want to fuck a 12 year and i'll give you 500 dollars he's like but i can't put my social security number into this app i could get in trouble for that you know what else is really good to do when you're trying to cover your tracks and be really seeking is a really good thing to do is admit that you had an underage sex slave girl in the past tell you the agent that she was 13 and they had a live an arrangement. Lee also allegedly inquired about buying the 12-year-old child

to live with them permanently as a sex lay for $20,000. Is that the cost of a underage sex slave these days? Biden's fucking economy, man. This inflation. He really needs to answer for this. $20,000. $20,000. That's steep. You're never going to be able

to flip that preteen. Right. And you also right. The value goes down, the day you bring her home, you've already wiped down 50% of the value and you still got to feed the kid the kid wants new clothes every year there's a lot of other expenses you know you know how fucking quick buying lingerie constantly for a kid adds up you got to take her to victoria secrets we're going to build a bear carl i stole a joke that's brian paul's joke sorry it's fine uh love you bry i know he

listens uh the undercover agent arranged a meeting with lee and agreed to meet on april 12 at a hotel with a 12-year-old. Lee reportedly canceled the meeting after becoming nervous, and the two fell out of contact between April 16th to April 28th. Arrangements were allegedly made a couple times, but the meetings always fell through.

Now, the agents have been conducting in-person surveillance on Lee, and he was arrested on May 12th. He's now being held in a federal detention center in Miami, and he is no longer employed by the medical center. I would imagine. So job, well done, lady. Yeah, I would imagine they probably

frown upon that type of behavior uh all right so carl yes last story we got to spin this fucking wheel take your time talk slowly a 45 year old man yeah is facing charges and what prosecutors say is a groundbreaking case involving murder in the course of sex trafficking somery moses is charged with nine counts of sex trafficking and one count of murder in the course of sex trafficking. According to the indictment, eight of the suspected sex trafficking victims are identified

as Jane Doe's, whereas the woman whose killed's name was Leandro Foster. Now, Samari's got some interesting names. He goes by Samari Barfield, Sugar Bear, Bear, and Daddy. Yeah. What

original pimp names, those are? Sugar Bear, Daddy. He's not creative. I guess my point is not a very creative fella. Oh. He had his ways, though. He was not without his charms. He knows his business.

He started forcing women of juveniles into prostitution in 2003. He allegedly manipulated them psychologically and physically by using false promises of love and marriage to initiate sexual relationships with them. That's the Pimp Playbook right there. Before demanding that they work as prostitutes and turn over the money that they earned to him. But Daddy. I love you, baby. Just go suck this guy's dicks over that for a 50.

Moses allegedly used brutal beatings, rape, torture, and threats to coercive victims to work in prostitution in Brooklyn and Queens. He forced the sex workers to get his names tattooed on their bodies. And according to the statement, Moses allegedly used a taser on one of his victims. All right. So pimps are egomaniacs.

I think we can agree on that. This guy, imagine committing unthinkable crimes and then needing your name tattooed on the crime. scene. It's the guys who were like, right, Carl was here. Right. Seed of the crime. Really dumb, buddy.

So one time he allegedly cut a woman's arm and back with a razor, then poured lemon juice into the wounds. What a monster this guy has. And it's funny, too, because if you think about. Angel getting the shitty tattoo. You think about like Snoop Dog or something. It's like, everyone thinks like Pippin is so cool. Like, this guy's a monster.

At least with Snoop Dog, it would have been orange juice. and gin that sting the US attorney's office argues he intimidated other women by beating them and on one occasion put a shotgun in a woman's mouth

and threatened to kill her and her child I mean that's terrible now on January 13th 2017 Moses allegedly killed Foster by beating her to death and then dismembering her body in their Brooklyn apartment

he allegedly disposed of her torso and limbs at a Bronx sanitation site but then put her hands feet and head in his freezer. So I've watched... All the parts you can identify her with. I'm gonna keep her right here in the fridge. I've watched enough Sopranos know that killing the person is the fun part, but then what?

There's lots of sawing involved, digging involved. You have to make decisions about what food you don't mind expiring and going bad because you have to pull it out of the freezer. I like to call this the podcast Hitman fallacy. Yes, correct. Yeah, it seems like a great idea. Oh, she's going to stop talking? This is amazing.

And that's eight months later, there's bugs everywhere. It stinks. You're looking at fucking organs when you're trying to do your DDB yoga. Could you imagine though, Vinny? This is the part I think you'd have the biggest problem with. You got this fucking head of this hooker you just murdered. Yeah. And you got to put it in the freezer and you're like, oh, but if I pull this pizza out,

but what about this? I got this beef in here. What am I pulling out? The answer is it's pizza time, baby. You're just eating it all right then. Yeah, well, you're just chop it up. beat a slice of pep this man is a registered sex offender in new york state so he faces up to life in prison and the death penalty if convicted i would hope so he seems like a psychopath i feel

he probably heard that one yeah i think we can probably put that one to doubt i'm gonna go by sugar bear came by an honest i think he deserves it yeah all right carl we got to spit this fucking wheel now damn it do you want to spin it do you want to spin it you're already over there you spin it all right folks i i really do want to add though the reenactment of us acting out one of these scum parade stories i think that'd be funny do you want me to change something yeah yeah let's add that to one of the ones where it's like uh past the spin all right uh fuck vini you know what if you were just to turn around right now you would be a human green screen You could be stuttering John's green screen.

You're like twice the size of it. My dry erase markers were in there. So I'm just going to say this one that has nothing. Okay. Sounds good. The yellow one. All right. Here we go.

I want to make sure that we could see. Might not be able to read it well. Here we go. Spinning the dual wheel of consequences. Around and around it goes. Will we be holding hands or touching toes? We'll find out I hope we're throwing bows

Yeah, let's see What is that Bike ride built for two The tandem bike Wow This was a concept That came up And we were in the Airbnb in Nashville

Fucking exercise That I don't do this That I was very concerned about Because I thought If you were on the back I might end up elevated higher Than I want to be Wow

We'll see how this works out Would you rather have me in the back, not pedaling or in the front not paddling? Can we get one of those, like, super obnoxious pedal tour things that go around the city? Just the two of us. I think that's your, that's it. With sides. Let's just rent that fucking thing. That's a funny idea.

It's a tandem bike, kind of, right? And there's booze. By the way, they make those people pedal the whole time. Those things all have motors in them. You notice that? Yeah. Because they drive them around when the people aren't out of it. It's like, why are you making everyone fucking pedal?

Hey, cock sucker. I'm not paying the pedal. Yeah, right. Exactly. Gasolina. Turn it on. Motherfucker. I was just listening to the Dick Show. And you know that band Coldplay? Yes. They're doing this thing where they're making their fans actually power their live shows. You have to stand there and pedal during the show. And that's what creates the electricity for the whites, the sound, everything. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Vinny, that's the correct reaction. You're like, even if I like Coldplay's music, I'm not fucking going to exercise at their concert for two hours just to listen to it. How the fuck do you even tour that from town to fucking town? Is that sane? That is not sane. That is completely

bonkers. It's crazy. And I have to say the cold play fans are dumber than I thought they were. Holy shit. Because they're morons. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was this week's edition of the creep off. Thank you for tuning in. That was episode 115. You are the greatest.

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And we want to do another Hall of Fame episode. Sorry, I got COVID-Brain for a second. Yeah. First suggestion, I really liked Uday Hussein. That guy was a problem. That's a good one. That is a very good one. There's a fun stories with that.

He belongs up there with Lenny Dykster. Who, by the way. With Lenny Dykes-Trump. Who, by the way. He might be a little bit worse than Lenny Dikes. I don't know about that. He just tweeted this week. We had to retweet it from the creepoff page that he has been four years free of legal trouble.

I saw that. Yeah, wow. Happy anniversary, Nails. Congratulations on that. fucking congrats no felonies for four years how'd you do it really impressive i was locked in a room i couldn't figure it out how to get out of it four years that fucking guy carl i'm done i'm done this has been great uh folks it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice go gear alcohol is bad you shouldn't drink alcohol that ain't funny oh bitch bitch bitch

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