The Creep Off - Episode 116: Why Do We Podcast?

Episode Date: June 6, 2022

This week Karl and Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest butcher: In the scum parade we meet a slapable Popeye's employee, a man who hid his father's poodle and quite possibly the worst teacher's assistant of all time, check out the stories here: Popeyes Chicken Manager Arrested For Allegedly Slapping Teen Employee In The Face (yahoo.com) Man, 33, Confessed To Burying His Father's Dog Alive, Police Report | The Smoking GunCops say the babysitter — the family lawyer — recorded himself raping a Florida girl (yahoo.com)Ex teacher’s aide sentenced for raping 2nd-grader, exposing him to AIDS, and hiring hit man to try to kill boy | Truecrimedaily.com To support the show and get cool exclusive merch and bonus episodes every month visit patreon.com/thecreepoff 

Hey, everyone, it's Tucker Dixon, and I'm back this week because another week with Anita was out of my budget. With Anita gone, all I remember about Vinnie's Creep was that, like, she wanted her holes filled and then her downstairs sprayed up or something. I don't know. Carl's Creep was too busy trying to win the state lottery when he had the actual lottery in front of him. A woman with dementia who gave you power of attorney, lie more effectively. Be patient. Put that woman in a cheap-ass home and let her die early. Spend a little bit of money to make a lot of money, you moron.

Finally, my creep would have been Dr. Carl Jenkins. He was willing to sacrifice his friend Johnny Rico and Carmen just to get at a brain bug. There are other people you could have sacrificed, people who weren't your friends there, Carl. Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation, horror, shock.

I'm going to deliver the goods, because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Car does not deserve to smell my shit! Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola Creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps. For you, creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny.

The Tower of Power, Too Sweet to Be Sour. The people's champion. Vinnie Barleto. And y'all know my co-host. a piece of garbage. It's Kevin from Why Do I Podcast. It doesn't get old. It's always funny.

It's funny every time. What's happening in Vinnie Paulino? How you doing, buddy? I'm great, pal. How are you today? I am doing fantastic, and I'm good to see that you're on the mend and doing well. I'm doing much, much better. I definitely was still feeling it last week, but this week I'm ready to do this.

Big update. Tickets are going on sale this very week. Nice. Most likely tomorrow. Okay. They will be available at Creepoff. They're not up yet, but they will be very soon. Creepoffroast.com.

Yes. All right. And then use that link. September 17th, we're doing the roast of Carl and Vinny here at the comedy club in Rochester. And we'll have a good roster of folks on that show. Yeah, we were trying to get Dick Masters said, but there's something about Burning Man. Yeah. It's not looking good.

It's hard to get people to come from L.A. to Rochester. So the other way around is a little easier. I might be able to get Tommy Beck told. Oh, neat. Yeah, Google that. Folks, today is going to be a very fun episode. But before we get to today's theme, let's discuss last week, shall we? Yes, let's talk about it.

We did creepiest pest control worker. Yes. We agree that they don't deserve the job title of pest control worker. They're basically exterminators. Yeah, exterminators. Which is a way cooler name. It is. That's almost like a super villain or something.

The exterminator. That's fun. It is. Pest control is like, all right, well. I think people wanted to sound less aggressive and more professional. I suppose. Which is the worst. But I would like to say to our listeners that voted for me.

Yeah. Thank you. Okay. To the rest of you that allowed this to happen. Hey, I won by 51% of the votes. Yeah. Squeaked one in there. I'm not mad.

disappointed in you and here's why I'm disappointed I get the training of thought of where you look at it and you see oh my god Carl's creeps name is Carl it's also spelled with a K he's obviously you think people who vote for me are that dumb that that's all it takes is just oh caro with the K I'll vote for that no I brought a compelling argument I brought a compelling argument I presented it well I didn't pull clips from other true crime shows and just play those for once. I thought I did a really good job with my, uh, my story. So that's why I won, Vinnie. Congratulations, Carl. Take the L. Now, I'll take the W. What's the score of the game right now? I believe we're going to both be tied at 3-3. Yes. This is an exciting round. This is an exciting

round. And today is going to be a very exciting episode because we took your suggestion. Cristobal Garcia, a patron sent me this message a week or so ago. And it was chilling. And it stuck with me. He said, hey, you guys should do creepiest butcher. I'm a butcher and I can tell you that killing and skinning animals makes you desensitized. We got all the tools to make bodies disappear and I can personally take apart a humid body with only a six-inch bony knife and separate into two piles, meat and bones. Isn't it fun how we started that thing, you know, this is the show about creeps, bi creeps, four creeps, and it really has come to fruition, hasn't it? Yeah, my response was, oh, that's a really good suggestion. Please don't

hurt us. I hope that person is busy in September. Let's put it that way. He's said that he's told me not to worry. He said Carl's the one who looks more like an animal. You just eat like one. So the guy's got jokes too. So Cristobal, our patron, you got your wish. We are doing creepiest butcher today. Creepiest butcher. You ready? I'm, uh, I'm ready, Carl. I won. So I will go first. And I want to present to you a man named Pavel Orelikovitz. I'm going to do my best. That's not how is that. name goes. It's something like that. Pavl Relevitz. Something like that. I'll call

Pavel. That'll be easy enough. And nuclear vessels. This story all circulates around a woman in the UK, 21-year-old Libby Squire. She is attending university, as they say. And she goes out in the end of January of 2019 to go drinking with her friends. She should be studying. Let that be a lesson. She should have been studying because what she

did is she got so drunk that the club wouldn't let her in. She was stumbling around the club's like, you can't come in here, but her friends all go in so she takes a cab ride home by herself. This very drunk 21-year-old girl. Okay. Well, that's the last time

anybody ever saw our friend Libby Squire. And there was a gentleman in the area who seemed to be a prime suspect for her disappearance. And that's our friend, uh, Pavel. He was already becoming a venture. to police for other reasons.

Pavel Rolovich was a 24-year-old man living in the local area. He was Polish and grew up near Warsaw before moving to the United Kingdom in 2012. From the outside, Pavel seemed like a dedicated family man. He had a wife, two young children, and he held a job as a local butcher. He was a hard worker and enjoyed hitting the gym. So he seemed like a very normal guy, wife, kids. He's at the gym. The ones who hit the gym.

Yeah, exactly. He actually cares about how he looks, wants to be healthy, live a long life. You know, one of those kinds of people. All that overrated shit. Well, apparently, from 2017 to 2019, this guy was just racking up different offenses. Police gathered evidence of multiple offenses conducted between December 2017 and January 2019. These charges included voyeurism. Outraging public decency and three counts of burglary.

And it was soon learned too that Pavelle, he was targeting young female students living in the area. All right, so this guy's a creep through and through. This is the definition of a creep, Vinny. Pavelle Radovich was actually a sexual predator. Although students didn't know him at the time or his name, on numerous occasions, Pavell was noticed staring at women through their bedroom windows while they undressed. He would break into students' bedrooms and stole sex toys and underwear. Further witnesses even recalled him performing sex acts on himself in the streets,

with two girls traumatized after seeing him with his trousers around his ankles. Jackin it, jacking it, jagging it, jack. Spanking it, jacking it, spanking it, smack. Is that what he was doing or was he using the sex toys? So what this creep was doing was he's collecting the sex toys and then he was jerking off with them. Oh. Yeah. And you get the panties and everything going too. It's not a normal choice.

No, and I got to tell you that Pavelle probably would still be a free man, if not for the fact that there are cameras everywhere in the U.K., everywhere there are cameras. And I brought a couple of videos here, Vinny, that I want to show to you, because when Libby got dropped off at her house, there are cameras following her around the neighborhood and capture everything that went down here. All right, here's your first video.

In court, Libby's parents. Her parents watched her final moments play out on CCTV. Highlighted here with the green arrow, she tried to get into a club, but was turned away for being drunk. She got a taxi home but didn't go inside the house and instead walked off, cold, confused and vulnerable. She was spotted by Pavel Relevich.

He'd been driving around Hull's student area, prowling, as the prosecution put it. it. Here you can see Relevich highlighted in red, stalking Libby. As the CCTV hits midnight, taking them from January into February, he's mirroring her movements along the street. So you got this guy who likes breaking into dorm rooms and stealing panties and dildos and he likes to jerk off in the road. And he's just a real... Why don't we jerk off in the road? Why don't we trick off in the road?

The White Album, underrated, in my opinion. All right, so then there's more to this video because, as I said, not only are they able to watch him, watch her, and they see his movements following her around, but he eventually gets her into his car. This is my next movie. Relevich had parked his car on a side road, unwittingly right in front of this security camera. Its footage shows the two of them getting in together, Libby either persuaded to with the offer of a lift home. or forced to against her will. The car sets off and goes straight to a local park. The park next to the river hull is where Libby was raped and murdered on that freezing cold night.

A local resident told police he heard screams, distant, but loud and frantic. Way to help out, buddy. We just thought it was the ghost of the park again. why did somebody call the police there's people getting raped in that park all the time sir can you please call the police it's haunted i think it's just haunted what are you doing all right's the ghosts of rapes past so liby disappears and there's nobody no one knows what happened to her uh seven days that was february first that happened seven days later the police finally get enough evidence together that they

arrest Pavelle. On February 7th, 2019, Paul Renevich was arrested under potential abduction of Libby's squire. During this time, they seized his vehicle in an effort to look for any clues on Libby's whereabouts. And inside the car, police found a pink duffel bag containing two masks and sex toys stolen from students' homes across the city of Hull. Ruh-roll! That's not something good to have in your car.

That's probably... Driving out with evidence in your car is not always. a good idea. Don't put it in the glove box. Yeah, you got to, right. Thank you. They're going to look there. Cops always look there. All right. So what he did is he dumped her body in a river that then washed out to sea. And it took about seven weeks for them to find her body. Don't worry, the girls found her first. It was also found that bruises were evident along Libby's abdomen, chest and thighs. Toxicology results revealed that no drugs were present in Libby's system. But her alcohol reading of 198 milligrams to 100

milliliters of blood, meant that she was two and a half times over the legal drink drive limit. She sounded like a lot of fun. I feel bad for her. You know what I mean? I hope this doesn't discourage other women from getting wasted and wandering around their neighborhood because that's the start of a fun story right there.

Usually. Usually. This time not so much. Sometimes it's like the start of a fun adventure. Yeah. Exactly. Other times it's the end of a tragic. tale. Well, this is actually how this tale

I did. I thought this is a bit disturbing. So there's rape and murder going on a little after midnight. Yeah, trigger warning, everybody. And then our perpetrator is spotted later that evening or that night

early into the morning. At 2.51 of the same morning, Pavelle Ronevich was seen walking over Newlands Avenue and masturbating in the street. Jagging it, jacking it, jacking it, This fucking guy, rapes and jacking it, jacking it, spikety smack. This fucking guy, rapes and murders and girl,

and he's just like, God, that got me really hardened up. I got to jerk off some more. Guys, incredible. That's really dumb. So that's my creep mini, and that's what I present is the creepiest butcher on the creep off. What do you got for us, buddy? That's all you got, huh? All right.

That's all I got. This guy's a creep. It's the definition of a creep in every single way. Well, I'm going to start off by telling you something really. interesting today. My creep my creepiest butcher. Yeah. Ooh, it's a lady. Oh, didn't see that coming. She is a lady, and let me tell you something, she is one fucking horrific human being. Okay. This woman is nothing but a problem. Okay. In every walk of life. Cool. Okay. Is she at least a good butcher, though? What? She's proficient. Quite good. Good. Quite good, actually. So she's got that going.

This story blew my fucking mind, Carl. There is so much to this, folks. Strap it, because we're going to be here for a couple minutes. It's one of these. All right. When she was two years old, my creep today, her name is Catherine Knight. We'll call her Kathy. She is the only woman in the history of the country of Australia

to have ever been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. Interesting. Only woman. It's impressive. Yeah. A psychiatrist described her as having a quote, prehistoric mentality. Prehistoric mentality. Yeah.

She's a step above a primitive fucking cave person. Weird. She grew up in a vile family. Her parents had an affair. So the father had a family already. He ends up moving in with her mother. And her older stepbrother is moving to this place. There's one bedroom.

It's the story. The parents are fucking in front of the children on a daily basis. Who's watching her mom and stepdad fuck. Her stepdad used to beat the shit out of her mom And they would just fight back and forth They were known as the night family Was just a fucking problem in town Okay

And the two stepbrothers Raped her all the time Until she was about 11 years old And she got big enough To fucking beat their asses So that they stopped Nice From what I understand

That's how you fight back against a bully Where they grew up Is a pretty shitty part of Australia It's a place called Aberdeen The only thing that were there were a clothing factory, mines are the meatworks. Okay. The meatworks is where her stepfather worked, and she really, or her dad, it's actually

her dad, really wanted to fucking work, and she wanted to do that too. She quit school at 15 years old after she beat up a teacher. She had no idea how to read her right, and by age 18, she was six foot one. Okay. Okay. In spite of her not having an education or being able to read her right, she got her Her dream job right out of quitting school at 15. She was working at the local abattoir, the Meatworks.

Nice. Her job at 15 years old was scraping marrow off of bones. She got promoted quickly to Boner, and they gave her her very own set of knives. You say she got promoted to Boner? Correct. That's the name of the job. So she's ripping the bones out of the meat now. And they gave her own set of knives, Carl.

She loved the fucking knives. Yeah, what a boner. She actually hung them over her bed. Cool. With every man she's ever been around, there was a set of knives hanging above her bed. I just have one question for you. Yeah.

Are you a boner guy? Are you a boner guy, Vinny? Oh, yeah, lots of boners. It's hard to answer, isn't it? It's a really difficult question to answer. What are you asking me this, sir? So this lady fucks her and sucks a lot. she gets around she's kind of a kind of a whore okay but she's also fighting everybody in town like

she was gonna say she seems kind of butch if she's six one yeah she's beating people up so she meets this guy named dave kellet right she's 18 he's 19 and he is a flat out drunk and he's five foot two okay he's constantly getting into bar fights and getting his ass kicked until katherine becomes his tag team partner and she starts beat the shit out of people for him and like everybody a drink. Yeah. Now she's his bodyguard. And one day she says to him, you're going to marry me now? And he's like

what? She gets him drunk, puts him on the back of her motorcycle, drives him to an event that her family put together. When he showed up to this event, this could be a sitcom, by the way. These people are funny. Carl, this is the craziest story I think I've ever going to try to tell on this show. Do you have a photo of these people? I want to show you a picture.

A six-one woman next to a five-foot-two hobby looks like. So I don't have a picture of that guy, but I have a picture of Kathy for you. There she is. Oh, yeah. She's a liquor, huh? No, Carl. She is gross. Gross.

A very red in the face. Lots of booze. Her mother, Kathy's mother, Barbara. This is what David Kellett describes her as saying to him at their wedding. The old girl said to me to watch out. you better watch this one she'll fucking kill you stir her up the wrong way do the wrong thing you're fucked don't have a thing of playing around on her she'll fucking kill you and that was her mother talking that's great she said she's got something loose she know she's

got a screw loose up there that's at the wedding you shouldn't drink alcohol so it did not take him long to find out that all mum was right yeah on their wedding night carl she tried to strangle him to death. She says that they had sex three times. Okay. He rolled over and went to sleep. He woke up to this woman full on Homer Simpson strangling

him, punching him in the face, repeatedly going Mom and Dad did it five times. Mom and Dad did it five times. Oh, really? Bashing him in the fucking face. Mr. Taked, come on. That was the night of their wedding, Carl. Is that true?

to do it five times she was mad that they only did it three times how she knew her fucking parents did it five times she's probably watched it she's probably there so another situation this guy's in a dart league his team wins the championship oh good yeah good things are happened for dave nice but he comes home later than expected all of his clothes and shoes were on the front lawn engulfed in flames oh no and that's a problem then she started screaming at him and chased him around and smashed him over the head with an iron skillet cracking his skull you shouldn't drink alcohol okay he runs over to the neighbor's house they call an ambulance for him that he tells him they fell because he was afraid of her yeah yeah smart so calut eventually

left katherine in the middle of the night he packed all this shit just disappeared like a battered spouse I actually have the audio of that. Okay. Smart. So this leads to complete insanity. Okay. Kathy goes nuts. At this point, they have a baby together.

Oh, Jesus. And he just flat up disappears and leaves the baby with the crazy butcher. The crazy violent butcher. This guy's kind of an asshole. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to pull out, buddy. So she goes to the middle.

She puts the baby in the car, in like the carriage thing, takes the baby to the middle of the street, holds the baby up by the ankle and starts swinging her up going, I don't want to raise this baby by myself. You better, somebody better fucking tell me where David Kennedy is or I'll kill everyone of you sons and bitches. By the way. And she's shaking a baby. If you want to know whether or not she's a fit parent, I think that that action right there. The police saw her out. And the police go, oh, Jesus Christ, Catherine again. And they fucking took her and the baby.

They took her right to the nut hut. They gave her antidepressants and her baby back and said, oh, you'll be fine. Nope. I'm going to guess it that's not true. A week fucking later, Carl, this woman went to the train tracks and left the baby on the train tracks. What did you do? When she knew the coal train runs through town every day at four, she puts the baby down at 3.45. goes to the town, goes to the hardware store, steals an axe,

and starts walking around the street screaming, oh, I'm going to kill David Callet. Where the fuck is he? What an asshole! She leaves the baby up there to die. She literally tied a baby to the railroad trice. She's trying to be the most evil person ever. Carl, she just left the baby there.

And lucky for this fucking baby, this homeless dude named Old Ted came walking by and saw the baby out of the tracks and picked it up and like took it to the police. Okay. So the baby survived. They took her to the Nudhut again because she's wielding an axe

running through the streets like a crazy person. Again, they adjust the medication and give her the baby back and say, what year is this, Vinny? We're talking, this is the early 80s. Wow. Wow. I think you'd think they would lock them up back then.

Carl, we're not done yet. Yep, all right. A week or two later, Kathy calls a neighbor and says, my baby's sick I gotta take it to the hospital could you drive me and the lady's like Kathy I'm busy I got my kids I can't do

my baby's sick god damn it I'll fight every last one of you like whatever the fuck threat she does and this woman's like oh Jesus Christ all right so she packs her kids in her car goes over to Kathy's house

so what does she care about the welfare of this kid also if I was the neighbor I was like didn't you want this kid dead anyway what's the difference Carl Kathy is waiting with her carriage for this woman to show up and she sees all this woman this woman brought her children with her.

Yeah. And she loses her mind. She goes up on the porch. And apparently she used to hide a shotgun up there. Okay. And thank God David Gallup took the shotgun with him. But she was fucking freaking out going, where the hell is it?

Where the hell is it? There's too many of you motherfuckers. And she's losing her mind up on the porch. This woman's just like Kathy. Are we going to take you to the hospital I got my kids? Kathy walks over to the carriage where her baby is and pulls out a fucking meat cleaver. that she had

anything with the baby and she says grabs the woman holds the knife to her throat and says you're going to take me to go

kill David Kellett's mother and then you're taking me to Queensland and we're going to kill David Kellett and this woman's like

okay they get in the car and the woman starts driving and this lady's got a knife and she's holding their baby

the kids are in the back yeah she goes uh before we could drive that far we got to stop for gas she stops for gas she says i'm going to have the kids go to the bathroom she's like all right dear like she just thinks this lady said to fuck go along with us well they go and lock themselves in the manager's office of the gas station fucking kathy sees this oh shit it's on at the same time a one-legged mechanic nicknamed hoppy according to everybody yeah is there and she sees him and she knocks him the fuck out

takes his crutch and starts busting apart the entire gas station screaming I'll kill you all busted the place open Hoppies on his back she starts trying to kick in the door she goes into the garage and there was a

riding mower she ripped the fucking blade off the bottom of the riding mower with her bare hand while she's holding the baby it's impressive kicking in the fucking door they're called the police the police show up And she's just, I'm going to kill every last one of you. And as you know, the cops already know this one would have like, oh, Jesus Christ, it's

Kathy, it's Kathy. It's adjust her medication. It's like they're not doing anything for over that, that hospital. So she's fucking going crazy. You know what their solution was to stopping this one? What was the solution, Minnie? They just let her tire out. They just let her swing herself silly. Yeah, the old roper dope.

Until eventually she just like collapsed on the floor. And they came in with like sticks and brooms. They're like, come on, come on, Kathy, go. And they like, they prodded her out of the place. Took her to the hospital. Again, she gets out because David Kellett comes back. Really? To protect the baby.

Well, now he cares. For the sake of the baby. Okay. Now, he eventually gets so scared again. He runs out. He leaves. Of the hospital? Or what are we talking about?

Their relationship. He disappears. Yeah. But he got her out. He could have left her in. He got the. swimming out. I'm an idiot. Okay. 1986, they break up.

Catherine jumps into a whirlwind romance with a guy named David Saunders, a local minor. Another David, huh? Within a few months Saunders moves in with her and her two daughters now. Wait, what? She had another baby with Kellett in this time. What? However, this guy, Dave Saunders, keeps his apartment

and Knight becomes incredibly upset. Kathy does not like this. She is suspicious of what he's up. to at that apartment, things grew toxic and violent pretty quick. She went and took his two-month-old dingo puppy, held it up in front of him, and slid its throat from ear to ear. Oh, that's not cool. Just to tell him, don't you fuck with me, I'll show you what I'm capable of.

Then she bashed him unconscious with a frying pan. Oh. All right. Still, this woman must fuck like, I don't know what, because. He stuck around for another two years and put another baby in her. Wow. Now she's got three, and he leaves her not too long after the birth because she's tried to murder him with a pair of scissors.

So have I established that this woman sucks yet, Carl? She sucks. Okay. Then she meets a gentleman by the name John Chillingworth. That's a made-up name. No. Chillingworth. Chillingworth. She learned

and everything was fine in this relationship, Carl, except for he found out Kathy was cheating on him. Really? Yes. She's the one with options? Yes. This guy had a normal relationship with this woman and she's like, this is too boring. And she went and found a new guy.

And the new guy's name was John Price or as his friends called him good old pricey. Price was the father of three children when Knight had the affair with them. It's a story of a crazy bitch named Kathy. She'll fuck you up if you don't do what she says she's louise everybody love pricey he got divorced in 1988 he had a two-year-old daughter uh remained with his former wife his two older kids lived

with him price was aware of knight's violent reputation she moved into his house in 1995 okay his children liked her he was making a lot of money working in the local mines why does anyone like her i don't fucking know he said to everybody life's a bunch of houses everything's fine In 1998, Knight and Price fought over his refusal to marry her. In retaliation, Carl, she videotaped items he had allegedly stolen from work and then mailed the tape to his bosses. What an asshole. All right, that's actually the worst thing. That's what I'm saying.

What an asshole. This woman sucks so fucking bad. That's a dick move. Come on. The items are out-of-date medical kits that he's scavenged for the garbage for some reason. I guess because he's married to her and he's terrified for himself he's going to need the extra first aid kits

around the fucking house Price was fired from his job he had for 17 years same day he kicks her out news what she did goes around the town he restarts the relationship with her Oh good Because she fucks so good I guess so

So he refuses this time to let her move in The fighting becomes more frequent His friends won't even hang around him Because she's so fucking awful one day she takes one of the knives off of her wall at her house and stabs him in the chest with it see that coming yeah yeah yeah yep so price finally kicks her out of the house once and for all files for an order of protection but she had keys it was a past place and the laws were weird the judge told them that it was going to take the police three weeks to formally evict her from

being allowed to come to this house why that's insane correct okay That same afternoon, Price said to his coworkers that if he didn't come to work the following day, it would be because Kathy had done him in. Concerned about the situation, his fellow co-workers said that, dude, don't go home. Yeah. Come stay at my place, dude, crash on my couch. Right. But she's a psycho. He felt that if he didn't show up at his house, she would kill his kids.

He was that afraid of her. Yeah, I can see that. He got home. There's no one there. He watches TV. He takes a shower, goes to bed. Kathy sneaks into the house around 11 p.m. She woke him up and fucked his brains out.

Jesus Christ. He's like, all right, I guess she's here. I won't as well have a row. And he fucks her and falls asleep and rolls over. And then she said, Thank you. He didn't realize that she brought her butcher knife with her. Okay.

He rolls over to go to sleep. First knife right in the fucking back. Okay. And he wakes up, jumps out of bed, and starts running. down the hallway with her all over him. Stabbing and fucking slashing him. And he's crying and screaming and she's like, Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.

He can't scream because she perforated his lung with the knife. So he is just trying to fucking get away from her and she's stabbing and stabbing and stabbing. She gets to the front door, opens the door, tries to get out. She grabs him, pulls him back in. Total 36 stab wounds. Dude's dead next to the front door. Butt-slam! So 6 a.m. the next morning, Carl.

Yeah. A neighbor notices that Pricie's white Ford Medano sedan was still in the driveway. And they thought, that's not normal. He's usually at work first thing in the morning. Sure. So fucking nosy neighbors. When he didn't arrive at work, his employer sent a fellow worker to his house to see if he was okay. They went to the door.

The first thing they noticed were his boots sitting outside and a big thing of blood on the outside of the door from when he tried to get out. She didn't do a good job She had the crime scene Oh she did a beautiful job As you're about to find out So they call the police The police show up And they're trying to look through the windows

But they don't see anything Because the vestibule is covered by a curtain So they open it up They start to go in through the curtain And the cop realizes Oh shit My arm is really fucking wet here What the fuck is this

This bitch skinned pricey And she was so good at it She took all the skin off this man's body in one piece. Oh, nice. And then hung it up on meat hooks. Oh, fun. Leading into the living room. That's fun.

They walk in and they turn around and they see a skinned corpse sitting with its legs crossed in a chair with a two-liter bottle of Coca-Cola. Oh, cool. Missing its head. Nice. They continue to walk through the house. That's a pretty fun gag. That's a pretty fun gag. If I'm the cops, I'm going, oh, God.

Dude, if you like jokes. Yeah, I do. They walk into the kitchen. There's blood everywhere. Yeah. And what they noticed when they get into the kitchen was a smell. It stinks. On the table, they saw two places set, each with a plate full of vegetables and what appeared to be cooked meat on the front of the plates with the names of John's children for each place.

And then they looked at the stove, and they realized there was a big pot on the stove, and they opened that up. And there was his head with a bunch of vegetables, and she'd cooked potatoes in brown gravy, and she had all of this set up, this meal. It turned out that those two pieces of meat were his right and left butt cheek. Oh, okay. So she literally cooked their father's ass for them to eat. Okay. And as the cops said, look, he did this absolutely fucking horrid. They just had to walk through the fucking meat curtain car wash to get in the fucking find a fucking skull, a fucking cook's human bead with vegetables and all sorts of shit with just blood everywhere.

My guy was jerking off at the street, though. They start hearing, sips, siep, siep, siep, zip, zip, zip, zip, from the other room. Yeah, she had a big day. She's probably pretty tuckered out. They walk in and they find her laid out the bed sound asleep. she had taken a bunch of sleeping pills and apparently she tried to OD they took her to the hospital

and she recovered it would later be discovered that she stabbed him 37 times before beheading and skinning him removing his genitals in the process she then drove to town with his wallet took a thousand dollars from his bank account police still don't know where that thousand dollars

went they don't know what she fucking spent it on I see your problems so for these crimes this lunatic was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole the first time in the history of that place called Australia where a woman got that sentence. So, I mean, what's the interesting part?

Great story, Vinnie. Vote for Vinnie and Kathy Knight. All right. Well presented, my friend, as always, people can go to the creepoff.com and vote for who you thought brought the creepier butcher from this week's. Kathy Knight. Kathy Knight. That's the winner, baby.

She ran it on her husband, got him fired from his job. That was fucked up. That's not cool. I mean, listen. I mean, imagine if this woman would handle skin him. She would still be in competition. She is a disgusting creep. You know what we should do?

All right. I just had an idea. All right. Pick someone who's like an Uber creep. And then we have to explain what we think makes them a creep, but we have to use different things that they've done to determine what makes them a creep. You know, like, you could be like, well, you know, she cooked the guy's ass for his kids. And I'd be like, yeah, but he also, she also got her husband fired, but videotaping this. You know what I mean?

Then we go back and forth and then figure out, this is a bad idea. I'm already bad. Isn't that kind of the premise of the show that we're on right now? Never mind. This is a bad idea. It's more work. It's much more work than I need. Jesus Christ, Kevin.

Why do we podcast? Why do I podcast? Might be the name of this episode. She is so gross. Look at this face again. Yeah, no. She's not an attractive lady. that's uh would you though minnie no would you no for for my own safety if she was like you

you're gonna fuck me or i'll bring yeah i'll be like all right maybe all right she's so gross so uh those are our creeps this week carl are you ready to do some voicemails yes all right the creep off voicemail segment is brought to by the city of syracuse a man saw his hundred twenty seventh paul mccartney concert last night at the carrier dome sure there are sadder things in Syracuse, but not many. See you in Syracuse. What's where I was seeing Paul McCartney? That's what I thought.

Apparently Syracuse has no taste in anything. What the fuck's right? What's that all about? Well, you get to yell at Brian McBride at the road. What band should you see a hundred times? You tell me, buddy. I like the Eagles. Yeah.

Just fucking smack him. Get on a step stool and smack him across his face. Can you believe someone who wanted to see the most prolific songwriter in history, perform his music? Yeah, again. Sounds like a good idea, actually. Oh, man. You know McBride would beat your ass in a fight?

For what? For liking Paul McCartney? Yep. All right, bring it on. Is that what the Rose is going to turn into? Paul McCartney is my hilded die on. Is that the Rose is going to turn into? Just me and McBride having a fist bite?

Hopefully. That would be fun. Oh, man. Oh, man. If only. So, uh, let's start off with some voicemails. Here we go. Hey, Vinny.

Hey, Carl. This is Colton from Syracuse. Uh, love the show. Looking forward. of the roast later this year it's not too late i had a suggestion for your joint wheel of consequence it's too late one chip challenge on the show three minutes no drinks what the one chip challenge i looked it up is apparently eating super hot red hot peppers oh okay which uh i i don't do well with those you don't do well with those i'd look like kathy knight i'd be as red as her oh maybe

we should do that that oh thank you No, thank you. That sounds like a fun one. I like spicy things. I hate spicy things, and I don't want it. My belly won't like it. Um, here we go. You really are just a big Gerber baby, aren't you?

They need a new one. What the fuck, Carl? I may be tired right now, but... Did you not even say why your creep got caught? At least what if any give that goes off on a fucking rants about details, And talks for like five minutes about, oh, this creeped at this and this and this and this and this and this. That he tells us the important information. Yeah, you thought, motherfucker, you spent so long talking about what this dude bought.

That he didn't even tell us why he got caught. Both of him, he fucked that. Yeah, where were you when I needed you, sir? Yeah. Yeah, I might have glossed over that, but he got caught. They figured it out eventually. Yeah. When you buy $1,500 worth of lottery tickets every day,

I think you kind of want to get caught. Speaking of being caught. Carl! Carl! Oh, my sweet boy, Carl! My fake account's getting real low, Carl! Did you really think you could win just because your dude's name was Carl? Like, seriously, you Gap-tooth motherfucker?

Do you-you-knap? Do you have any brain cells, dog? Kenyon-tooth. What the fuck? Vinnie-W-W-N-W-Gap-tooth. with motherfucker. You're thinking of my brother. I have a couple of voicemails here, Vinny. I don't cares.

Hey, this is from the creep off. It's a day labor with suggestion guy. In lieu of the recent event, suggestion, creepy as substitute teacher or alleged substitute teacher. And one more thing. A consequence that is, I don't know, it's kind of in line with the crocs. It's got to get a Lenny Dykstra jersey and just wear the fuck out of it.

all right thank you fuck you bye i would do that i'd buy one anyway i know what i heard that i was like that's actually a really funny idea hey phillies are metts what i was gonna ask you the same thing it's got to be metts for me just because those 86 metts team i say we get match you i'll get a philly's one you get that's what and we'll just wear wherever i love it perfect for the roast i love it all right i'm in so that was a good good suggestion sir i love that this person's out proud of himself for suggesting a category yeah okay uh i got one more for us this one's for the creep off so i had covid a few months ago and the only thing i could do was lay in bed and listen to podcast so i went through like 50 episodes of the creep off

i haven't listened to it since i can't hear Vinny's voice ever again but the one thing i do remember from that time is carl making a joke about the kiss song lick it up and his favorite lyric from that song is you've got to live like you're on vacation. And he says, Gene Simmons, that the Paul Stanley song, lick it up, Gene Simmons wrote that lyric because his wife, who he didn't marry for another, like, 20 years, would only give him head if he was on vacation. The man famous for having casual sex with thousands of women.

Only on vacation. Good one. I can't believe you listen to 50 episodes in a row. And that was the thing that stuck out. Like, I got to call him and let him know that this is nonsense. He didn't even write that song. And that's not why that lyric is in there. I went and saw Mulletude this past Saturday night.

My wife performs in that band. I used to be in it with her boyfriends. And they played Lick It Up and I just turned to the people I was with and went, this sucks, sucks. I don't know why they insist on playing that song. It's the worst song ever. It really is bad. It's not great. It's not great.

But it's not as bad as heaven's all fire. I don't know about that. If you would have said I was made for loving you, that I might have got along with you. I don't know, man. That heaven's on fire, sunrides me not. I got another voicemail. All right.

This one came from some, came from our friend in Discord. Hello, Vinnie. This is Ferret 2154 from the Discord. Please do not refer to your co-host as Ferretace as it is the meaning to to me and my people. Thank you.

Yeah, Binnie. Fine. You're offending people when you make fun of you like that. I'm sorry. Especially me. I'm sorry, possum-puss. All right. Last voicemail. Hey, guys. Love what you're doing. You've got to choose a little bit creepier of a job. Turns out pest control people are fucking awesome. One guy

goes above and beyond and takes care of. of two more pests, which is a Karen that has to tell everybody how to do their job and her annoying fucking dog. And the other guy gives this old lady the only thing she'd ever wanted. A son and a family.

Sounds like pretty great guys to me. Love you bye. Good point. You can't take it with you. So what is she going to do with the $1.7 million? Yeah, I say we strike your win from the record. What? And just disqualify the category. We're going to go back to three to two. I'm in the league. So that works at all. That's insane. You just agreed with the guy. I like his angle on things, Minnie.

Let's not overthink it. I was trying. Let's not overthink it. Do me a favor. Hit the scum parade music, would you? Sure. Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's a scum parade.

Oh, no, it's a scum parade. Look out for the scum parade. Making Vinny's day, day. After allegedly getting into a physical altercation with a 17-year-old employee, a former Popeye's chicken manager was arrested and charged. Allegedly, there's video evidence of it. Oh, I have the video right here. You tell me if you think this bad.

I want to set this up real quick, though. Yeah. Because the story really focuses on the fact that he's 20 and she's 17. Sure. They're trying to play this thing like, oh, my gosh, how could you hit a teenager? She's much taller than him. He's 5 foot nothing. He weighs 160 pounds.

She might even weigh more than him. If anything, I'd say this is kind of a fair fight. All right, ladies and gentlemen, you be the judge. And he's trying to throw her out. And he's trying to throw her out. It's like apparently she was trying to clock out. or had just clocked out. And he was like, no, you need to go back to work.

You need to go back to work. And she was like on her phone because she was leaving. And that's from what I understand, from what I read. But I don't think she'd ever hit a woman. But in this scenario, I kind of understand. She's being back to work. Oh, yeah. Either way.

Is there a harder job than Popeye's manager, by the way? I wouldn't survive a day in that role. That looks tough. That's why work you to shift. at Popeyes is on the consequences coming back. Work is shifted Popeyes. We have to go and apply for a job, get hired to the training, work one shift, and then you can quit.

Sir, I'm looking for a, not a part-time job, just a part job. Where would you like to, where would you like us to mail your check? Yeah, I don't care. It doesn't matter. Calabas is California. This is a joke. This is a joke thing that I'm doing. Is it cool if my buddy comes in and fills me?

You can keep it. You can keep the money. Yeah. So either way. Popeyes has since fired the gentleman, Mr. Smith, and released a statement addressing the incident via Twitter. That's how you know they're sorry. Yes.

Because they tweeted. Right. We are absolutely horrified like the rest of the public, the statement read. The employee response was immediately terminated by the franchisee. We are working with local authorities and franchisees to ensure the impacted team member has the support she needs to fully recover. She's fine. Did you notice? Yeah, she's fine.

She did not. She almost seemed to. She started winded it up too. Yeah. She wasn't concerned about her phone falling out of her hand or anything. She kind of like was ready for that to happen. Honestly, God, I think that other employee saved him. Yeah, right.

I agree. That guy is a tiny man. That is a tiny, tiny man. Yeah, Kathy Knight would have loved him. Yes. So either way, ladies and gentlemen, do not smack your teenage employees across the face. It's a bad idea. If someone's filming, right.

If there's a camera nearby, do not do that. right Vinnie that's what you meant you think you can get away with that without having legal legal ramifications you're out of your fucking mind Michael Popok has the tape how many clips do you have

of John threatening legal actions against me it's fucking great you my friend have committed a crime I also have this one I don't like suits I you know I am worried about these rebal ramifications that are coming

down the pike. Actually, hold on. Here's my absolute favorite stuttering John drop that I never use enough. Do do-do-m-do-do-wop. Yes. We don't have to say what the lyrics are around that. It's wildly offensive to everyone. Oh, John, you dumb-boob.

You dumb-dum-bub. Can we invite him to the roast? Absolutely. He's invited. Okay. I'll pay for his airfare. I will pay for his... I don't know, buy him a beer. Buy him a cup of cores. I thought for a second there you were going to actually pony up something. You're like, no, buy him a course.

Yeah. Dude, he would drain your bank account. If you had to pay for his weekend in Rochester drinking cores. $316 for the course. So keep your receipts, Johnny. We got you. Florida, Carl. No way.

Yeah. A Florida man told cops that he buried his father's poodle. alive and he told the cops as well he laughed maniacally like a crazy person do you know horrible this story would have been if it wasn't a poodle poodles we could all agree on that right when i was again it probably deserved this and that they used to bite me all the time yeah it probably deserved it would be my guess and also listen i realize this guy thinks that bearing a dog alive is fucking hilarious but you can't laugh while you confess like loren Michaels won't like that you know this isn't the carol burnett show we got to play it straight

buddy i know it's hilarious but try again remember just look away if you're going to laugh don't look into the camera of the officers of the officers speak slowly take your time according to the arrest affidavit police report that tyler servasi 33 yesterday confessed to rapping the 18 year old pet in a wet towel while the dog was still alive and buried the k-night in the backyard of the Clearwater home. He shares with his 61-year-old father. The defendant kept laughing while he was making those statements a cop reported. The poodle was later discovered in the area where he reportedly confessed to burying him. After learning that his dog had been killed, the victim confronted Servasi, the father was very upset, who that allegedly, Tyler that had punched

his father in the face. Yeah, he punched a 61-year-old dad in the face after burying his dog. And he's giggling about it. He's like, oh, you don't think this is funny? Punch him twice in the nose. Yeah, this guy's fun. Cops say the pair argued after his dad told his father, he buried his dog alive in the backyard. He was arrested for animal cruelty and domestic battery. He's being hounded the county jail on a $10,000 bond.

This guy's a fucking creep, man. Michael Vick said him in autographed jersey. So at least he's got that going for him. He's the envy of the cell block. Carl. Yes. Lawyers can be creepy. Oh, yeah.

This guy might be in the running. for creepiest lawyer I've ever heard of. This is neither here nor there, but remember Arrested Development? Certainly. Remember their family attorney on there? Barry Peppercorn. Yeah, the Fonds. The Fonds.

This guy looks like Henry Winkler in real life. He does. Immediately have, like, oh, this guy's... I actually thought more older Ted Danson. Interesting. Okay. Okay. Well, his name is Michael Mears.

Well, he's hot either way. We can get that out of the way. Oh, yeah. We'd both do him. 69 years old, Carl. He was on the most recent monthly attorney discipline report put out by the Florida bar last week. You see, he applied for disciplinary revocation without leave for readmission to the bar and received on April 28th. Disciplinary revocation is essentially disbarment.

Do you know anything you just said? No. Okay. Let's move on. Usually attorneys who apply for it do so so that they could reapply to Florida bar in five years. now here's the deal it was uh denied because he put not guilty to an arrest that happened on july 25th of last year he was babysitting an eight year old girl she was spending the night under the care of meters for the evening the report described meters is quote a family friend as well as the

family lawyer sure the report says meter recorded himself walking into the bedroom where the child slept and molesting her you heard that part where he said recorded himself walking to the bedroom where the child slept and molesting her. This is the man who practices law, all right, in Florida. So, okay, there's that, but he was practicing law and he thought this was a good idea. Because he wanted to be able to say later, it's like, I did not come on her face. It was on her tits, Your Honor. I have video evidence.

Oh, brutal. The next day, during a call with investigators listening to him, like the parents were told immediately that this happened, and they were investigating it. He admitted to molesty the girl and said, quote, I don't know what's the matter with me. I'm so sorry. Who's that old guy over there? Uncle Paul.

Uncle Paul. Yeah, I think it's interesting. Like, you got a hot piece of ass in your house. It's hard to resist that sort of thing, right, Vinny? Give me a break. You could understand. I will not. What was she wearing? I actually have audio of how this family hired this guy.

He's the family lawyer. Probably flaunted. Do you leave your child with your lawyer? Would you go out? Well, that was like a family friend too, right? Well, I have the audio of him being. hired. Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour. We pay $8 for

the night and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer. Three, two. Okay, two. And I get to keep this old bird cage. Done. Still got it. That's a story, folks. This is so crazy to me. Good So as they're talking, he tells the cops, I was just touching her. That's all. And quote, I'm guilty. I did not do it every night. I am guilty, but I didn't do it like every night. Right.

Yeah, he was able to resist sometimes. But he also said that the girl told him to stop and that he would still do it anyways. If you know anything about this case, ladies and gentlemen, or this man babysat you, you can contact the St. John's County Sheriff's Office at 9-048. 24-8304. Serious calls only. The story got me thinking about Princess Leia in the new Obi-Wad. Have you seen this yet? Oh, my God.

And it made me angry. I was looking for your cameo when you were driving that bus. Oh, here we go. You were driving that thing? Yeah, okay. I get it. I get it. Could they have hired a slower child to play Princess Leia?

It sucks. I have never seen anything so terrible. She sucks That Why are they making this show To make sure that no one will enjoy it Children won't enjoy it Adults won't enjoy it

What is going on with this many I enjoyed part of it Yeah Yeah when he broke her tub droid She was like ah Yeah Even that she's the worst actor I've ever seen in my life

When flea comes in and breaks her droid I know she really seems real scared She should be fucking terrified And instead she's just like, oh, what are you going to do? Like, that's not how anyone would act. Okay. It's so bad. Flea's great in it, though.

I did like Flea. Yeah, best part. Yeah. So, let's go to St. Louis, shall we? Here's a fun story, everybody. Oh, man, this guy is a monster. This guy is a problem, Vinny. Holy shit.

I like that we go from, um, what was the, a dog alive? Yeah, yeah. The first story was slapping an employee, a person who weighs less than employee. And then we get to this. It's like, wow, this escalated quickly. Yeah, that's why I love the scum parade. If you notice, folks, there is an eminent flow to this.

We like to get you ease you in. We build it. It's like when you slit your wrists in the bathtub, you know, you don't really feel it as much because you're just bleeding out of the tub and the water's warm. St. Louis. Please don't kill yourself, everybody. Please, thank you for not killing yourself. Absolutely do not. Please, you have lots of reasons to live.

We have a new episode next week. and the roast is coming up, and the isotopes are playing the night before the roast at the beer park in Rochester. So let me tell you what Mark said to me today. Oh, boy. Because we were talking about this. He goes, hey, why don't you do something to have the isotopes play like the night before here? Well, Carl already booked it. And he went, good thinking, though.

That passed something along those lines. Yeah, I'm sure it was. No, it was way dirty. Not pleasant. A 39-year-old former teacher's aide, Carl, speaking of unpleasant, was sentenced this week to 50 years in prison. for raping a young boy and knowingly exposing him to AIDS. Jesus. That's insane.

Hopefully it doesn't get worse than that because that's already really bad. Oh, no. Hold on, Carl. Oh, there's more to it. Deonté Taylor got a 45-year sentence for the three counts of statutory sodomy, the five years for recklessly risking infection of another with HIV when the actor is knowingly infected. And also, he entered a guilty plea for two counts of conspiracy to commit murder. That's right.

Taylor committed statutory sodomy. the seven-year-old boy at Lusher County Elementary School, then reportedly worked with a gentleman by the name of Michael Johnson to find someone to murder his child victim and the boy's mother and grandmother. Oh, great. Yeah, no, this is a great plan. Wipe them all out. Yeah.

I mean, John White. Also, when you're hiring someone to murder someone, I don't know if you have to give the reason and the motivation behind it, but I have a feeling that you probably don't want to offer up, oh, I, I'm ass raped him, and I have AIDS. So I thought maybe you could just take these people out for me. I just need him to die a little quicker.

Yeah. The AIDS will get him, but I'd like to watch him die too. That's your Deontay Taylor impression? Maybe. Pretty good. John White reportedly said Taylor and Johnson offered to pay him $20,000 to commit the crime. All right. So right there, I was like, that's in the ballpark.

You're paying the right amount of money if you want this done correctly. So I was like, okay. At least he's got that going for him. Johnson is reportedly Taylor's boyfriend, and Taylor met White, the prospective hitman, while he was in jail. Okay. Now, the boy testified Taylor and moved him from music class

on November 13, 2015, took him into a nearby bathroom. He's like, oh, good, I hate music class. Like, oh, no! I hate anal sex even more. Taylor then reportedly brought the boy to a classroom and showed him pornographic videos on his phone. You know what, though? Even though he was taking out of music class, there were still music involved.

The boy was forced to perform oral sex on Taylor, then Taylor raped him. In the butt. The boy is reportedly tested negative for HIV. Thank fucking God for that. Taylor was reportedly fired from Lusher Elementary School in 2015 for unrelated reasons. Okay. So he was a problem. What else was he doing?

Listen, we were going to let the ato rapes slide, but you've also been late to work way too many times. You're having Mrs. Clarice. punch out for you. We know you've been leaving early. White went to the police after Taylor Johnson offered him the $20,000. White was reportedly in jail at the time for a probation violation. Taylor reportedly said to White in the rec yard of the jail, I got something I need you to do for me. I want to know if you would take a hit. White shared with the cops that he told me it was a 10-year-old boy and his mother and grandmother and I kind of got interested. Like, are you serious? You want to hurt a kid? Yeah. Taylor reportedly provided White with the victims address, phone number, social

security number and other personal information. He supposedly ordered White to make it, quote, look like an accident such as carbon monoxide poisoning or a fire where the family was sleeping. I hate when someone hires me to kill someone and tells me how to do my job. I got this. And he says, hey, quote, there's a reason why it's 20 grand. Quote, good. He told him, try to put it on the kid for playing with matches.

Yeah. Yeah, it's like, all right, buddy. We'll just take care of it. All right. Don't tell me how to do my job. I won't tell you how to do yours. Well, this guy, Johnson, you know what his job was at the time. He was the choir director at the, at a Baptist church.

Johnson even allegedly offered white diet tips while handing him the money to commit the head. He's just full of information. He's just like, yeah, man, make it look like the kid was playing with matches. Lose some weight. Yeah. And if you want to come see me, I'll be at the church. We'll be singing some hymns. Murdering the kids, murdering the kids.

Make it look like an accident. it and we're going to kill the kids. This is a crazy story. That's a crazy story, Vinny. This person is a monster and I hope that this person is locked up for the rest of his life. Yeah, and the one guy, you know, is a real monster. Choir and the choir. I was going to let that slide.

What are you, the school board? All right. I got nothing. All right. This episode should be called school board. Fuck. All right, that is this week's edition of the Scum Parade. It's boring as shit.

Really boring. Boring. Oh, oh, good one, Vinnie. All right. I can't fucking take it. Can we end the show now? Let's do it. Don't forget, folks, we have a Patreon where you can support the show.

The Vinteenth, the Vianon, the Fugnon, fucking pedophile hunter theater is coming together yeah boy do i have a lot that i have found um there's one that involves an incredibly mentally handicapped individual and a short bus great that's pretty interested uh there's lots of stuff there if you want to uh find out what we're talking about here uh find us on patreon dot com back slash the creep off you can get exclusive merch and bonus episode or two every month that's correct all right carl it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia.

This is going great. This episode could be hard to listen to. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. No one told me that was going to be boasting. Oh, boy. You think it's funny Don't fucking laugh again May your enemies be cast in your podcast adventures

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