The Creep Off - Episode 118: Keep the Receipt

Episode Date: June 20, 2022

This week Karl and Vinnie search for the worst of the worst as they make their nominations for creepiest prison cell mate. This week's creeps will make even the hardest criminal dry heave: In other news Karl spins the wheel and lands on a brand-new consequence Check out the stories we covered in this week’s scum parade:  Woman set fires in DeWitt apartment building 3 times in 4 days, police say - syracuse.comJessica Cantu arrested after autopsy shows 2-year-old didn't shoot herself (nypost.com)A Walgreens Employee Was Accused Of Killing His Teenage Coworker Who Had Rejected His Advances (yahoo.com)MAN ATTACKS COP WITH HATCHET - Search (bing.com)Click here to support the show and get free merch and bonus episodes!  

Hey, everyone, Mr. Dillson here, and I'm substituting for Mr. Dixon. Vinny started us off last week with a creep who didn't just want to sit around and chew the shoot anymore. She wanted to smear it all over a little girl's birthday party. Hmm, that's not good. Anyways, Kevin brought in a creep, who was a hot piece of ass, and I was going to interview the boy that she raped, but he's still in therapy. That's right.

His hand needs to recover from all the high feet. fives he got from his friends and male family members. As from my substitute creep, it would be Mr. Rodeldy, Mr. Belding's brother who abandoned the gang when they went on a whitewater rafting trip. That was his idea. He just wanted to go fuck a stewardess. Hmm, that's not good. Disappointed the kids.

Whoops, that's the bell. Mr. Dilsen, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some kids. grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo.

Money you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. That's it. You're locked in here with me. Welcome to Hello to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps. creeps for you creeps i'm your host the tower of power too sweet to be sour i mean this guy was a real jerk and next to me here's my co-host oh it's it's carl what is happening bittipolito buddy boy buddy boy birthday boy are we still celebrating the birthday

are you one of those people oh i am today i usually i usually am not well just like how jesus Juneteenth is being observed today. I think your birthday is also being observed today. It is kind of cool that now federally speaking, I have a day off every year on my birth. That is interesting, yeah. Imagine if you actually had a job. You have a day off every day. What are you talking about? Hire me. Hire me now, please. I'll tell you why I'm celebrating Carl. Why is that? Because I saw the results from last week. All right. So I came into the studio today, and I see that the wheel of consequences,

sitting here behind me. And I'm confused because I checked the voting earlier in the week and I was up. And then I checked it again today, this morning. Go look at it right now, Vinny. How many votes do I have compared to you if you look at it right now? I don't know. I didn't look right now. I have 176. You have 147. Okay. That's great. So last sign of midnight. So I have like 30 more votes than you. I'm calling shenanigans. Obviously there's all these fake votes coming in right before midnight. Because I had the lead. I have the lead now. This was the result of midnight. And you're saying

that, oh, this is all on the up and up. You have four more votes than me. Yeah. This has been investigated. There's no merit to Carl's claim. That's the big line right there. We're marching out of his house, people. This vote was stolen.

They have stolen this vote from me. And it should be Four to four. I was coming in here excited about a four to four tie. I have a great creep today. I thought we're going to have an awesome competition. And somebody with a bot fire somewhere is cheating. Somebody had to go out and win. You know what? I'm not surprised that cheaters are more attracted to Vinnie Paulino.

I'm not surprised at all. Super kick, Carol. Super kick. Super kick caro. A bad guy. In his dick. In-housing for their win-housing. Unbelievable.

Unbelievable. Oh. I was going to share my toys with you, and now I'm not. I don't want your fucking toys. I want you to spin that goddamn wheel. I guess I'm spinning the wheel today. I was not prepared for this. And let me tell you something.

It's annoying. I was so excited when I woke up and saw in the Discord that they had posted it. Our boy, Alex is the one who posted the results. So take it up with him. You might be it on this. Alex might be it on this. I think that we are very clear. Do not fuck with the vote

Yeah The vote is to be left alone And be sacred ground Okay, people Yeah, we say a lot of things Don't get people's gigs canceled Don't fuck with the vote No one's listening

No one's fucking listening to us, Betty We can't control our monsters So We're gonna move on It's a new round Okay, that's fine Zero zero It was a fun episode last week though

And I thought that Bringing in a child rapist Would have gotten me the win But apparently not No, not that particular child rapist No No, we're not. Okay.

Any other week if you had a really good child rapist. So you win five to three this round, which means I'm going to spin the wheel of consequences at the end of the show. And then this episode, we're starting a new game. That is correct. It's zero zero. As of right now, the scores are reset. I won the last round. Thank you, everybody.

Excelsior. True believers. Thank you for delivering. You know, you look as happy as Tony Michaels when he's eating chili. And it's really disturbing. Oh, he's going to spin a wheelie. Yeah, look at you. He's going to spit the wheelie!

You think you just got a side of a hot dog and you're all excited about it. You think you just might watch girl spit the wheelie. Ugh. Fuck you, Carl. Yeah, fuck you. With your fake outrage. Get lost. Oh, oh, fake outrage.

Yeah, with your fake outrage. Oh, really. Fuck you. Oh, that'll teach me. Fucking thing sucks. Ooh. That hurts. Fuck you, dude.

Because there's a wall in between us right now. All right. What do we got this week? You picked the category. I did for once. And you, not only did he pick the category, ladies and gentlemen, he did a thing that really worried me, that worried me because it is something I usually do when I know who I want to use.

I was like, how about creepiest cellmate? And I go, oh, that's a good one. He goes, I call this guy. Yep. I was like, oh, fuck. Yep. So I purposely did not look up your guy, but the first thing when I looked up cellmate arrested. Your dude's name popped right up. Yeah. And I was like, okay. Well, the nice thing is

is that my wife subscribes to Sword and Scale. Shout out to Mike Boudet. And so she's getting all these bonus episodes of Sort and Scale now. So now you're just stealing their content for you. Correct. Right. Correct. Carl is bringing his WATP work ethic to the creep off. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Carl. Someone else already did it? Yeah. So, She just tipped me off about this creep, and I thought it was a fun story. So I thought I'd bring it today. But let's, I like the category. I like the category.

Me too, by the way. We can do this category a few times. I think that I think I would like to revisit it. Yeah. Because there were some good options. But here's the thing, folks. We're talking about prisons where the worst of the worst, the real problems in society are all being housed together. Yeah.

And being denied basic rights. So they're all antsy and they're all chockerbox full of crazy and anger. They're overfilled. they're breaking up into different gangs and they have turf battles and it's just it's turned to do its own crazy ecosystem it has it's not a good thing and it is not a good thing but my creep today he has the most badass name ever well hold on before you start yeah all right let's go his name is nicholas cocaine oh but uh he's a frenchman and that is spelled c o c a i g n okay so it's probably not pronounced that way Well, his birth mom had the right idea, and she just left him on a doorstep when he was two days old. Nice. She was like, fuck this kid.

She didn't throw him out of a five-story window? Nope. Because that's the other way to do that, as we were in last week. Yeah. Then just head on over to the hospital. Yeah, if you're in the Bronx. So he gets adopted at three years old. He spends his most formative years in the system.

He was a problem child, very violent. His adopted parents took him to a therapist at six. Carl. Problem child like that movie. Yeah, he was a little jingia kid with Michael Richards, running around being racist. Was Michael Richards in that? Yeah. He was the bow tie killer. Deep pole. Holy shit, I can't believe

I remember that. That's impressive. I mean, not really, but. Wow. That's a problem for me. They took him to a therapist at six, and they sit him down, he's like a little French kid, and they're like, so how do you like your mom and papa? They're not my real mom and pop. Like, well, that's right.

You had a birth mother. He goes, yeah, if I have a find her, I'm going to kill her. Oh, sweet. And he was like, fuck that bitch. I like a fun revenge plot. He's like a six-year-old child. He's like, and if she's telling his therapist, he's like, I have a specific set of skills. Yeah. He's like, if I ever do find my mom. I'm a fucking killer. He told his therapist that if he found out she had died, he was going to take a shit on her grave. All right. Okay. Fertilize the area a little. So he also stole a lot. He was in trouble at school and quickly became a nuisance to the local police for petty crimes. he even stole money from his parents along with any other precious belongings they had

so that he could pawn or sell them. He was a shitty kid. What's he doing with his money? Probably drugs and he got some real cool tattoos. Oh, okay, cool. In fact, fuck, I got to load this picture. Yeah. I got to show you what this fucking guy did to his face, Carl.

Cool. I have a similar, uh, um, okay. So if I had those markings on my face, I'd be embarrassed by them. Those are not good tattoos in any way. It just seems like random. So let me tell you what was going on in his life when he got those tattoos. Okay. He had just had his first child.

He's 18 years old, and the mother of the child is a prostitute named Sophia. He settled into a little house with her. Okay. And that's when he started getting his body covered in tattoos, including the right half of his face with two black, dark circles, false tears of blood, and a jaw of death. Now, he also had these violent sexual urges, Carl. morbid desires, choking, making her play dead while they had sex. He was also forced to go to a psychiatric hospital. He was just get with my wife if he wants her to play dead while they're having sex.

She's just thinking about all the pretty flowers. Poor Jenny Chingles. Oh, my God. Oh, that is disturbing, Carl. Oh, man. He was forced to go to a psychiatric hospital. three times between 1997 and 2006. After he got out, he met a new girl named Nachia.

And he moved back in with this adopted parents. Isn't that great? Oh, good. Bygones be bygones. A little reunion. So in 2006, after trying to force Nachia to take part in sadomasochistic sex sessions and which he requested to eat part of her body, she said no and threw him out. They had this big argument.

He's like, come on, let me eat part of you. And she's like, no. I need that part I'm using it He's like just a bite I'm actively using that part of my body Can't have it Yeah so this bizarre situation happened

And he leaves the house So now this weird woman That's fucking their weird son Is just living in the house Of the parents who adopted this problem Yeah So what you're saying is you should never adopt children Is that what you're coming out and saying right now

I'm just I am not saying that What I am saying is yeah keep the receipt good idea yes you might want to return keep the receipt that's the lesson kids okay so he goes out on the street that night and he just sees a woman and he gets he pulls out a taser drags into an alley and rapes her okay using a taser as the weapon yeah don't you think that would shock your dick yeah like if you're in your taser yeah it would assume it'd be wet there's He sucks a blue. He sucks.

So he ends up running away and he's out on the streets loose. She goes in and gets a rape kit. And lo and behold, he's already in the system because he's a lunatic. Yeah. So they go, they hunt him down and they arrest him. And that leads us to Rowan Prison January 7, 2007. He has two cellmates, a gentleman by the name of Theory Bodry and David Lagrew. They put three of them in one cell?

That seems like a lot. Apparently this guy, Theory, Baudry, kept clogging the toilet. Okay. Cocaine confronted him. And apparently theory gave him a dirty look, which our boy Nick took to be very passive-aggressive. I bet there's a lot more to this or this. When you're that close to people and one guy shitting up the toilet all day? And he's clogging it with paper.

That was his thing. He kept clogging with paper. Oh, weird. So Nick lost it and starts punching this guy in the face and the stomach. He's using his fists, his knees, his feet. And then he used a makeshift homemade knife and started stabbing him in the back and the neck just stabbing this guy over and over.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not good. So this guy's not dead. So what he does is he grabs a plastic bag and covers his head with it and suffocates the man until the man goes out. Why does he have a plastic bag?

What are they putting that in garbages or something? I don't know, man. I try to take out the garbage. He used a plastic, actually it was a garbage bag. Was it? There's just, wait too many murder weapons in this cell, it seems like. In front of his other cellmate, David Lagrew, who just sat there staring at the whole thing. Oh, shit, I hope I'm not next.

So then, Carl, the reason why I'm going to win today is what happened next. Legrew then used that knife to slice open his chest. Then he snapped one of the man's ribs to try to get to his heart. But he fucked up And he started using the knife To cut out pieces And he cut out part of his lungs Sure

And ate it in front of David Who at that point I assume was going Zip Zip Zip Zip Zip Like just pretending to be I don't know what you do at this point Yeah I didn't see anything The man is eating another person in front of him

He's cannibalizing his body Yep But it gets worse than that Oh no They had a little hot played in their cell carl okay he then started harvesting meat from the chest cavity and cooked it with garlic rice and shallots he made himself a little fucking meal it's better than eating it raw i would imagine i mean i'm not a big fan of french food either way he did tell a therapist later

yeah he thought it was actually pretty good that it was very tender and tasted kind of like deer interesting he told a therapist that so he actually really liked the meal I assume he poured himself a glass of toilet wine or some shit. Right. And he then proceeds with this man's chest open corpse, bloody corpse all over the floor of their cell to just go to sleep. Hmm. And David, I assume, sat there all night. You'd have a big day.

David just sat there all night. Yeah. Like going, can't sleep. Clown will eat me. Can't sleep. Yeah. I mean, he literally ate this. man in front of him the next morning the guards find this mess this guy david legrue by the way

completely fucked like they said the guy kind of went mute he didn't speak anymore and he ended up hanging himself in november oh sweet so this guy's got two bodies on him kind of like what he did was so horrific a man killed himself yeah i mean the guy was already in prison though so okay half a guy killed himself he didn't have a lot to stop it for anyway all right so So they found Nick sound asleep at his bed, the body, the whole thing. He goes to trial for this, obviously, because that's what happens. Yeah, that's illegal to do. And Dr. Patrick LaBerthy came to testify about the situation and what he had actually done to the body.

Okay. You see, what had happened was our boy Nick thought he was eating his heart. But what he was doing was actually eating part of his lungs. And the thing was this. He said that Baudry's heart still would have had. had to be beating and he was still alive while the man was taking out his lung. And this was proved by the fact that blood was present in the left lung when it was taken out and eaten.

Oh, cool. Yeah. So he, he, the one fun part about this whole court case, it was four days. And, uh, Nicholas does say, hey, you know, I did fuck up here. Meant to eat the heart. Right. Oops. I'm sorry.

Listen. This whole thing's my fault. meant to eat the heart. Right, because if you eat the heart, the person won't be alive while you're eating them. Right. Right. He's like, yeah, my bad. So he gets sentenced. You're ready for this? Yeah. 30 years. That's it for barbarism and cannibalism. Yeah. Other countries don't put people in prison for as long as we do here in the States. Yeah. We're just kind of, we have fun with that. We're like, oh, 60 years? How about three consecutive 60 years sentences? Like, why? I mean, he was serving 10 years for the rape. Yeah. And,

supposedly with psychiatric treatment and good behavior he may get out after 20 good because i think he'll learn his lesson i think he'll be fine i think he's ready to be part of society he was looking at his his fucking cellmate like they were a turkey leg like an old cartoon yeah hey i'm sorry i clogged the toilet and he's just sitting there going he got off on eating people too dude this was like sexual for him sure disgusting vote for viny all right So I brought a creep This week His name is Jamie Osuna

And I'll start at the very beginning Jamie's dad used to beat his mom While she was pregnant So not surprisingly A year after Jamie was born They were divorced And that's when the stepfather stepped up And took things up a notch

And would tie Jamie to a tree And whip him Corrects and whip He also threw him out of a moving car when he was just a toddler. So he was getting beat up by his stepfather. And of course, Jamie was taking that out on some of the pets that they had. This is him talking about how he would torture animals when he was younger. Since I was a kid, eight, nine years old, I killed animals.

My mom will go to the store. I'll put the cat in the freezer, 15 minutes, let it out, put it in the oven, let it out. So he's torturing his cat, and he's kind of a problem. By the time he's 13 years old, he joins a gang and claims to have murdered someone that he wasn't caught for. However, two years later, when he's 15, he's arrested for stabbing another boy. That was in 2003 and 2007, he's released. That's when he met his future wife, Joelle Castellano. She's an older woman with kids, all right?

Okay. So she'll take anybody. Yes, correct. All right. And one night they're at a party and another guy tries to dance with Joelle. So Jamie stabs him. He's a real stabby kind of guy. This landed him back in jail for a year. That's it.

But he and Joel wrote letters to each other. They kept things going. And when he was released, she came and picked him up from jail. So a year, I guess, because that technically crime of passion? Yeah, I mean, he didn't die. He didn't kill the guy. he just stabbed him so he did a year let me ask you a question yeah you ever been so mad at somebody if you knew you'd only get a year you'd just give him one good knife no i'm actually not a psychopath

i've never i've never i would never do that i mean one calendar year i don't have many left right like i'm just trying to weigh this out but all right go on keep going yeah you're on you're on the wrong side of things nowadays my friend i digress you are on the wrong side uh so well i won today bitch so joel came and picked uh jamie up and they went to a hotel and banged and she gets knocked up and so Jamie says you know what I want to be the father that I didn't have for my son let's get married I'm going to raise this kid she says yes let's do that well the marriage did not work out well viny Jamie psychologically and physically tortured joel and after one of the physical altercation

and she called the police, and he was brought back to jail again. So he spends some more time in jail. He's kind of in and out of jail for different offenses. So he gets let out, and he happens on a mother of six who is spending a night at a motel. Well, he has a type. Yes. A vet Pena, 36 years old, was then found in her room dead with a pair of knives and a pair of scissors sticking out of her back. and this is Jamie

who is confessing to that kids did it I met her like one time and I came back the next night and I see an opportunity no one's there I did sadistically

premeditatedly deliberately tortured and murdered Yvette Pena It's kind of a bad dude. At this time, do you want to pull up a photo of the guy that we're talking about here? I don't always spell his name. So it's a J-A-I-M-E-O-S-U-N-A.

And while you're pulling that up. So he claimed that he left evidence all over the room because he wanted to get caught. He just saw his photo. I'm trying to figure out I'm trying Oh no Yeah this guy's a problem I'm looking at this

I'm going Which one of these is the one Really looks the most sane I'm trying to like Yeah He's a sadistic fuck Oh man He got tattoos all over his face

Covering his face He's got like the Joker thing Going on his mouth So that it looks like his mouth Goes further He's got the satanic So can we agree on this If you're ever in prison

And your cellmate has face tattoos You're fucked You're fucked Especially Especially this guy. This guy does not look like he has good intentions for anyone. Let's leave these side by side here because I think your guy has way better tattoos. Oh, you better for sure.

I mean, my guy looks like Ringo. Very sloppy. He looks like if Ringo had shaved his head. Very sloppy tattoos. Yeah, not good. All right. So, so he claims that he wanted to get caught. He wanted to be locked up.

And in court, he openly mocked a vet's family, smiling and waving. them. This is a mother of six. He's on trial and the family shows up and he's laughing and well, look at it. Your mom's dead. So he didn't say that. He pretty much did. Yeah, he was taunting them. What are you going to do, kids call your mom? So he decided to plead guilty in order to avoid the death penalty. So instead he's given life in prison. He's serving life in prison and for some reason 44 year old Luis Romero is transferred to his prison and given to Jamie

as a roommate. Now at this time it is well known. Given to Jamie as a roommate. Yeah, pretty much. I don't like that phrasing. Yeah, well, yeah, kind of I don't know what's going to happen here. To me, that seems like feeding time. So it's odd that they did this

because Jamie was constantly threatening other inmates and guards and he was kept alone. There one time he found his way into another person's cell and slashed the guy's face resulting in him getting 67 stitches. So this guy's very violent. He's threatening people all the time. He was kept by himself.

This guy, Romero, had spent 27 years in prison. He was convicted of second-degree murder after fatally shooting a woman in Compton when he was a teenager. And it was because she was in a rival gang. So he's a 17-year-old kid. He shoots someone who's wearing the wrong color hat or whatever. and so he's serving 27 years in prison. He was up for parole the next year. Hey, guys, meet Jamie.

Yeah, they put him in the cell with Jamie. This guy's about to get out of prison and ready to reform. And he actually found God while he was in prison. He's one of these guys who realized the error of his ways. He was a 17-year-old kid. He didn't know. Now he's all better. He's reformed.

And, well, let's see what happens. I don't hate the color blue quite as much as I used to. Thanks to the help of God. Exactly. I like red and blue. They're both great. Let's see what happens to Luis. Jamie made a makeshift knife to torture and kill Luis. Guards found Luis's body dissected with his eyes, fingers, lungs, heart, and head removed. His mouth was also cut from side to side to resemble the Joker.

And what's even more disturbing is that they found Jamie wearing his body parts as a necklace. He had to do the Joker thing. This guy put a sheet up over the prison bars. And by the way, this is a big controversy because the guards just be checking on these people all the time and they obviously weren't. It seems to be like putting a sheet up in front of your bars would just be a signal. Right. There's something going on over there. The second you see that, it's got to be a red flag to the guards.

The guards will be over there. What are you going to do? Go, oh, not decent. Like, what are you supposed to do? Right. Not changing. Oh, sorry, sorry, sir. Whoa.

Hello, my bad. What is the, yeah, there's no reason you're allowed to have a shoot up over the bars. Yeah, so the guards have some spawning to do. Yeah, so this isn't Jamie's fault. This is clearly the guards. The family of Romero is a little bit pissed off about this because they didn't even find out. They found out that he died in prison. They didn't realize that he was statistically tortured.

He was lobbing up this guy's fingers, pulled out his eyeballs while he was still alive, you know, cutting his face up, doing that whole thing. Sure. And then he finally did stab him to death. death, pulled out pieces of his lungs, pulled out parts of his body, and then put those on a necklace that he then wore around to show cool he is. It's hard to get jewelry in prison from what I've heard. Okay. So, you know how they try to reform prisoners? Yeah. Like, your guys into arts and crafts. My guy's into the culinary arts. Exactly. Right. They have

careers when they're done with these sentences. Huh. For sure. The penal system. Who says it's broken? Let's see if Jamie feels bad about what he's done. I don't have no sympathy. I'm sadistic. I really don't care. I'll do it and I'll do it again over and over and over. See, the thing is, is that this guy used to smoke meth when he was younger. Obviously, not so much anymore.

So now he gets off on other things. The torture and all that, it's a rush. It's an addiction. It's a drug. I would rather do that than do drugs. I'd rather do that than have some. So this guy enjoys torturing people more than he likes having sex, which is a problem, if you think about a 33-year-old guy. And he's still in prison.

They don't know what to do with this guy. Kill him. Well, it's interesting because they do. Don't they have like a worst roommate they could stick him in with? I don't think so, unless you're a French buddy there. Dude, I say they stick them in the room together and see who comes out. Could you imagine if the creep off got that to happen? Can we get enough people to sign a petition?

How does that work? We'd have to get this guy, like, extradited to the United States somehow. Or vice versa. I'm sure France would love this guy. You know what they're like? They're like those beta fish. You can't put two of them in the same thing. Yep.

It's a problem. They get ick. Or they come in there and then they look at each other's face tattoos. It'll be like, hey. Bestie. That's true. They could team up become supervillains. Imagine they both escape.

It just becomes supervillains. So Jamie murdered some other people and he's in jail. Well, he's not telling anyone who they are because he wants to use that as leverage in case they come after him with the death penalty. Oh, he wants to stay alive. He has this information. Can you tell anyone else? Yes. How many others?

Two. Who are they? Can't tell you, but you will find out because I always got to have an ace in the hole. So when I get convicted of this, I'm going to go to death row. When I go to San Quitting, I'll probably do 10, 15 years. I'll probably use that to my leverage. if I can go back and change it I'll do it again and over it again

and if I'm released I'll probably end up back here with the same thing fucking released I was past the post office what were you saying I'm sorry my thought is that like when you hear the story of somebody being this brutal

it's because they want like the death penalty like they want to be killed this guy's just the opposite he's like no keep me in prison there's all these there's all these other people here guards and other cellmates Jeffrey Tamber from arrested development but I'm having the time of my life. That's hilarious. Yeah, he's the best kickball player

and he also likes to torture people. So he's having a good time. So that is my creep this week. Jamie Osuna vote for Carl at the creepoff.com because I was robbed this week and I was robbed by the bots. And so try to make that right, people. Make it right. Jamie Osuna and Carl.

The only thing, the creepoff.com. We're going to make happen is that we'll spin. Carl, are you ready for some voicemails? Yeah. All right. The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse. The Shakespeare Festival is back in town. And you know what that means.

Come see the only live production of Hamlet to use actual incest. See you in Syracuse. That's a good joke. I like that one. Carl, we did a bonus episode Friday. Yes, it was a lot of fun. Oh, my God. was on trucker andy showed up we had a silly old time and you know the show is usually like the creep off

but uh this week it was like the the creep off and oddities yes yeah we did the thousand pound sisters from tlc holy fuck i didn't know they existed ugh it was great i didn't think kaya knew that we were going to be doing that and he was all excited he's like i love these two uh so that was a lot of fun and of course more pedophile hunting going down oh boy was there some good ones Oh, that was great. There was a news anchor who lives not too far from where Vinny and I are. Yeah. Binghamton, New York, baby.

The sponsor of the scum stream, by the right. And that was pretty funny. He tried, what, at least a dozen different ways to get these guys to not rat on him. Well, it's joined forces. I can help you fight even more of these crates. Oh, don't ruin. It's don't ruin. You got to go listen to it.

I've never heard so many hysterical excuses out of one person. It's great. So that being said, one of the other cool things, if you support the show on Patreon as you get some merch and this is one of our patrons calling in with a tough decision regarding his

creep-off sticker that he got. Okay. I just wanted to say I got my creep-off swag sticker and I've got the sticker decision that's very much like Fuck Mary Kill of course that's BCA.

Bong, car, or so maybe you guys can help me decide Bongcar or AMP, which When do I stick it on? Of course, if I put it on the car, then everybody knows I'm advertising the show, and then, of course, everybody knows I'm a creep. If I put it on my gigantic amp that I have no need for, nobody's ever going to see it. And if it goes on my bar, and, of course, it will always make me laugh.

Well, give me some guidance, guys. Love the show. See you. Oh, one more thing. if a t-shirt is coming can I get one of those Rochester Predators T-shirt I'm their number one fan

Thanks a lot guys I see ya I think the only place should be able to get Rochester Predator's shirts is going to be at the airport at the creep off roast

oh okay when you landed Rochester you caught me so off guard oh that's such a good joke okay the answer to your question sir is bog all day long put it out the bog I would say car

I thought at first I was going to say amp I thought That was maybe Bill Kelleher from Macedon, but since I guess he's not using his amp, that doesn't make sense. So I'm going car. We got to advertise the show. Get the word out there and everybody. I'm saying have fun. Slapp it on your bar, pal.

That's fine. Or use it as rolling papers. Whatever you, whatever you feel. One time you sticker. Whatever you feel. Hey, I have a creep off roast update. Great. Someone claims message me today and is confirmed that they are coming.

to the roast. Someone important? Someone funny? Someone very funny. Oh, good. I didn't say important. Yeah, you know, you didn't. Uh, Cardiff Electric. Cardiff Electric is going to be here in Rochester for real? That's, that's what it's looking like. That's awesome. So wait, I just, I never know if I'm being played or not. I know. So potentially what you're telling me is that we might actually have Dr. Steve and Cardiff together in the same room, or will they be? Will it be one of those things are like Dr. Steve's there and Cardiff's like in the bathroom and then all of a sudden Cardiff comes back and Steve just left. Hello everybody.

I'm not Dr. Steve. I'm Cardiff's Electric podcast. Remember just takes the mask out and off in front of everyone. I don't know. I have also have to say Cardiff named Stuttering John's horse after me in his newest episode of Why Do We podcast and it is ridiculous. Go listen to do it. It's very funny.

That's great. Yeah, I offered to voice the horse, but he said he'd rather have Shooley. He's such an asshole. It really is. All right, that's great news. So another person added to the roster. That's a whole other level of interesting. Because what, like, what, should we let the car, should we let Cardiff electric roast us?

Yeah, we'll put him on the dais for sure. All right, Cardiff, you're out of the dais. What kind of question is it? Cardiff has one of the most popular podcasts on the internet today. And all girls were going to want to be there. I know. How would we not put him up on the dais? It's a no-brainer.

All right. this guy was complaining about our show lesson Cardiff Electric the most famous podcast in the world today The Cardiff Electric podcast Just too sweet Sweet

Drive through All right Where is it? Hold on this is someone who is not happy with last week's episode they were not happy about their name being dropped in the middle of it oh okay i just want to say that i'm offended all right i i love this is todd gerslin by the way you know you never bring me up for any reason yep and then you bring me up on an episode where you make a peanut butter uh dog licking joke come on dude How dare you mix me up on this episode? Uh, anyways, yeah, man, come on, dude.

Molesting 12 year olds, let's not do that, dude. Of course not. Yeah, I know. Let's not do that. I'm playing. All right, Todd. All right. You know what?

We didn't mention you out of that. We will save you for the creepiest podcast or episode. Dude, I got a text from Dodd. And I'm like, what the fuck? Who's, who's running on me? Who's the tattletail out there? This one is someone who wants to correct me on my pronunciations. Okay.

Indigent. Vinny. Indigent. Not indigent or whatever the fuck you said. It's indigent. Indigent. Who? Fucking cares!

Thank you. Fucking wise, Christ. Okay, listen. Thank you, fuck you, bye. I said a word. wrong indigent yes i was speaking quickly and it came out as indigent no one cares let me yeah if we're going to start counting calling out people for pronouncing things wrong i'm going to have a lot of voicemails so you know what i'm triggered i need some support okay you know viny i've been

giving you a lot of shit lately calling you the people's chump viny peacups the power of pudding yeah i just want you know that i got your back fat buddy thanks pal That was it? I got your back fat, buddy. He's got your back fat. Happy birthday. This is Richard Lucas. I want to wish you a happy birthday and many, many more.

Thank you, fuck you, bye. Maybe a couple more. Thanks, Richard. Wheel or Consequence Idea. I don't know if I like this. Okay. All right. Here's a wheel of consequence idea.

Double or nothing. So here's how it works. So if you land on it, you set both people to four points each, and if the person who landed on double or nothing gets it and loses again, then they got to spin it twice. Okay, I see what he's going for that. I don't. I got lost on that one. Okay, so let me explain it to you. Yeah.

To your dub brains. Please. Okay, I'll use my smart brains. I think there's math involved, but yeah, go ahead. If you land on double or nothing, we both automatically get set to four each. The next game is game point. If the person who's spun and landed on double or nothing loses, I see. They have to spin twice.

If they win, no consequence. No, the other person spends. No, it's no consequence. It's double or nothing. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's a good point. All right. Can we add that to the wheel right now?

No. I'm into it. Nope. I'm going to add that to the wheel. No. I'm going to remove one of these things. Here's another consequence suggestion. New consequence.

The loser has to co-host with sick. Thank you. Fuck you, bye. I've already done it. I've already done that. Yeah, it's the worst. Yeah, I know. But I'll just replay that episode.

Not into it. Not into it. I like that one. Do you have any voicemouse? Nope. All right. So let's do a scum parade, shall we? Hit that music.

Watch out for me. Scum Parade Oh no, it's the scum parade The Scum parade Making Vinny's Day His Day It's day It's day

Let's start off with the first creep The Syracuse Funnybone Yes For canceling Jim Florentine's show Oh, they did? Yes. No shit. How come?

Because they said there were too many outside events happening in Syracuse that they didn't want to be open that night. Okay. So apparently they're rescheduling our show that was supposed to be Thursday night to the fall. Albany, I'll still see a Wednesday night with Jim. DeWitt, New York, a suburb of Syracuse, New York. A woman has been arrested for setting fires three times and four days in a DeWitt apartment building. This woman... I like, all right, that's too many times setting this building on fire.

We let you go the first two times, but three? Yeah, Syracuse really observes the rule of three. Yeah, right, exactly. All right, are you sorry, though? Okay, good. Then the next day, you did it again. All right, that's strike one. Yeah, right.

She was arrested. A woman named Tanya Stewart. She's 42 was arrested on Thursday after setting the third fire in the building. According to a news release from the DeWitt Police Department, the building is part of Springfield Gardens apartments. So it's like a complex. On June 6, she set a small fire under an apartment door with sparklers burning the carpet. Wait, she set a fire using sparklers?

Yes. She should not be allowed near matches. See, this is why I can't have bottle rockets in New York State because of Syracuse. Syracuse is a problem. Can we just make Onondaga County its own country, we call it like give up a stand or something? Can we just separate it from the rest of us? I just think this lady's dangerous.

Like sparklers, she sets a place on fire. She has those little pop things that you throw out the ground. She blew up a fucking. car she just sucks this lady she's the she has the worst tools for the job ever I'm going to set that building on fire with my celebratory sparklers she's just marching

I'm going to kill her with my helium balloon I'm going to let out the helium oh yeah this will get them good so on June 8th apparently she had a towel that was on fire and she threw it into the hallway of the building setting the carpet out there on fire So on Thursday, she went and lit a recycling bin on fire in the doorway of an apartment. Recycling bins are not good kindling. That's the last thing I would think to try to start a fire in a building.

She's like trying to set the plastics on fire. You're fucking idiot. Idiot. She was arrested. Police said on Monday the woman was having a dispute with a person living in the building where she set the fires. It sucks bad enough living in a apartment building in Syracuse without someone trying to. to set the building on fire every day. Holy shit, I just put this together.

If you don't like the woman, don't worry. She's already suffering enough. She lives in an apartment. Holy shit. Carl, I just put this together. She's trying to kill this lady. Yeah. So she was trying to stick the sparklers under the door.

Oh, yeah. You just realized that now? You understand the story? I thought she was trying to murder this woman by murdering every single person in this apartment building. That's the problem with women, is they make the job a lot harder than it needs to be. I just realized.

she was trying thought she was smart with the sparklers like she thought she was going to stick the sparkler under the door on fire because it was so skinny yeah wow that's hysterical yeah it's fucking crazy that is really boggars it's not hold out of second and they weren't even going to arrest her until a third time that's what that's why the story is like i didn't understand it yeah they didn't explain it they should have said in a hairbrained scheme it should have been how they started that Oh, dumb idiot tries to get revenge. Yeah, yeah, totally. There's no gasoline involved. There is nearly even a lighter in this story. Like, if you're trying to burn down a building, there are so much better ways to do it than a towel on the carpeting. Oh, what a fucking shit show.

Yeah, what a shit show. Tanya Stewart, good luck to you. Yeah, good luck, honey. Good luck, honey. Good luck. All right, our next one, this is an important story, Carl. This is really interesting. You see, this woman had a two-year-old child who died from a gunshot wound.

Oh, that's awful. Yeah. She claimed that the child accidentally fired a gun, and the little girl's autopsy revealed that she didn't actually shoot herself in the head. It's funny because she even wrote like a suicide note, too, with crayons and stickers. My mommy didn't do it. I'm depressed. I can't live another day.

in this world. This whole thing is really, really sad. Jessica Cad 2.35 was taken to Dacusti last week in charge of the endangering a child four months after a toddler, Jules Gonzalez, died in their San Antonio home. Initially, it was reported

to the police that the child shot herself through the course of the investigation. Investigators gathered additional evidence, including the medical examiner's report that the child had not shot herself. How do they know that, though? They used a medium. They used the I kicked me here, Carl.

How do you think they know? That a child, like, where the, from the distance of the gun and the amount of damage. Science, bro. Yeah, but she could have set up, like, an elaborate Roob Goldberg machine and still would have killed herself. See, that's the thing. It's like, if I'm the mom, I'm coming up with more stories. I'm just bearing lies with more and more lies on this one. If I'm the lawyer, I'm just going.

Science is a liar sometimes. Science. That's all I got to say. It's pretty good. Thank you. The mom had initially told cops she was in the bathroom with her four-year-old daughter which she heard a loud pop the night of February 18th. She claimed that Jules had been lying on a bed watching a movie on a cell phone at the time.

Good parenting. Cantu and her 32-year-old boyfriend Joshua Christopher Ramirez, who owned the gun, both ran into the bedroom and found the little girl. Ramirez was arrested at the time for allegedly owning the gun used in the girl's death. The district attorney has not ruled out filing a date. additional charges against those two. So where we're at right now is somebody's not telling us the truth of what happened here. Somebody shot a two-year-old inside an apartment built, inside their apartment.

And these two are going, who me? I like the idea of a two-year-old committing suicide, though. I liked that that was their first story about it. And it got me thinking, because if you did have like an elaborate Roob Goldberg set up to kill yourself, right because you wanted to frame your parents for doing it you kick over the dominoes yeah right you know the lighter lights and that breaks the string and then the balloon goes up so that the train starts going as you just lay out the tracks because you're too it's stupid because this is what i was thinking though many why don't they have suicide competitions like have a competition

where all these kids get together and kill themselves but in the most elaborate way possible and then we crown a winner for the most creative suicide. I would watch that. Better than Squid Game, in my opinion. You might really truthfully be on to something crazy. I might be onto something there. I mean, we are in a dystopian future. Why not get the suicide competition going?

Hey, my name is Johnny Ringo, and this is the Woodchipper Deluxe. Like, it's fucking jackass. Yeah. That's great. I love it. Yeah, yeah. So, like, I'm going to jump off of this trampoline. I'm going to do three somersaults in the air and then land directly head first into the wood chipper.

And it doesn't end there, guys, because then the wood chipper spits out to these canvases and I'm going to paint a rainbow. I have this toaster attached to this extension cord. And I call this the toaster swan dive. Right in the fucking pool. So call us it or write to us. Let us know what would be the most elaborate creative suicide. you'd come up with and obviously kids i'm just going to have to go ahead and say this on a planet where podcast hitman exists don't try this at home don't kill yourself or others a walgreens

employee from colorado was arrested in charge with the murder of a 17 year old co-worker last week speaking of wow yeah she had previously rejected his advances and it complained about making her feel uncomfortable yeah you know why she rejected his advances minnie because he looks like to me he looks like he cut his own hair using a fun house mirror is what he looks like he is not well kept you should hear circus music when this fucking kid walks into a room holy shit not good circus music like the creepy circus music where the calliope's broken uh Joshua Johnson's 28 years old he was detained at June 12th by state troopers about 100 miles outside of Colorado Springs one day after Riley white law's body was discovered in the break

room of the Walgreens where they both were. Dude, I would be the worst if I was the manager there, because I'd walk into that break room, be like, come on, you got time to lean, you got time to clean. Let's go, Riley. Let's go. Hey, you know what Riley's last words were? I'm not even supposed to be here today. It was her

day off. A Fred called her, Ed. So Johnson's being charged with one count of first degree murder. Yeah. A Walgreens manager found her body in the break room after the high school student never returned from her break. Where the fucking Riley? Do you see how many people on her line?

Where the fuck is she? I'm going to kill her! He just kicks the job and goes, oh. Someone beat me to it. She never returned back from a break. Yeah. Police officers responded to the scene at approximately 6.55 p.m. Where they discovered her body laying in a substantial amount of blood with trauma to her neck area.

No signs of life. Blood is all over the floor. I'm going to guess that was her blood. The counter. It doesn't say so, but I have a feeling that was her blood that they found. everywhere. Oh yeah. Justin was fine. Or Joshua was fine. The store manager Justin Zunino told police that Johnson had been warned a year ago to keep his conduct professional after Whitlock complained that he had made advances toward her, which made her feel uncomfortable. Yeah. Zunino said

Johnson appeared to be receptive to the warning according to the affidavit. However, several weeks ago, Whitelaw had asked for a change at her work shifts to avoid Johnson. She told the manager told investigators that the teenager later requested additional hours and was made aware that the overtime would mean she and Johnson would cross paths. Yeah, but so this guy's covering all the bases. Time and a half. She asked for it. She asked to be here. I didn't, I told her. You might be murdered, but. Do you realize the lawsuit that he opened them up to? Considering the fact that there's like all sorts of like paperwork and complaints apparently. Oh no, where's Walgreens he's going to find the money to pay off that lawsuit.

Oh, geez. Oh, here it is right here. All right, here's $20 billion. Hold on. Shut the fuck out. Put up more free vaccine signs. Yeah, we're fine. They're fine.

We'll get the money back. They're doing okay. All right. So Johnson's interest in white law didn't seem to be deterred when her boyfriend joined the staff at the Walgreens three months ago. Ugh. Another manager of the star named Crystal Ishmael told the police that Johnson began, quote, acting jealous instead.

Mm-hmm. What does he have? that I don't have a girlfriend A haircut A decent haircott Barber A barber The phone number of a supercuts

asshole On the day of white law's death A customer at the Walgreen store I heard a woman screaming In the sounds of stalls slamming She later told authorities Zunino The manager told official officers That he had seen Johnson

On the store's surveillance video Stacking bins in front of the camera To block its view Yeah, smart. So the manager is like, oh, looking them over there and stacking those up. I guess we'll just get them on Monday. Like, what the fuck? Yeah.

Sounds like it was premeditated there, buddy. Ishmael, the other manager, told police that during the search for white law, she had checked outside by a dumpster area where she smelled a strong order of bleach and attempted to gain entry, but walked away after hearing a male voice saying he was changing. You don't need to bleach your clothes when you're changing. That Walgians, clerks got big testicles because we see that dude every day. All right. Johnson later told police that he was the person Ishmaelah had talked to by the dumpster and that he was trying to leave.

He also admitted to being in the break room and told authorities that he fell in the blood. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on words. God damn it. Where's my hackety sacks? He's slipping all over. Whoa! I sprayed my ankle

There is so much blood in there I'm the victim here I'm going to file a report against Walgreens Yeah This is a workplace hazard There's not even a sign that says wet floor I mean you got at least put a side up here

Bitch didn't wash her hands after she went to the bathroom either The troopers found him walking along the interstate Yeah He had scratches All over his hands and face And then when they said to him, so what happened? Why are you out here? The best story he could come up with was, I got attacked at Walgreens.

Yeah, he didn't think this through. Also, don't say that puts you anything that puts you with the seed of the crime. Right. Also, walking down the interstate, not a smart move either. That's where the police go. That's literally how they get to places. Yeah. Idiots. Yeah, this kid's not great.

He was arrested soon after the troopers learned. that he was a suspect in the incident. Police say that he had previously, quote, had a crush on white law, but claimed that no, that was no longer the case. And now he was dating that girl Crystal Ishmael. What? The plot thickens. Maybe she has something to do with this.

Fucking man. You know what? My workplace is so crazy. There should be cameras in there. It would be the best reality show ever. It actually would be. This is the one person who's right. Yep.

It's amazing. So this guy's supposedly, well, according to him having a relationship with this other girl, Crystal, who her response to that is, ew, gross. Yeah, she's like, nope. Police noted that Ishmael did not mention being in a relationship with him during the interview. Despite video evidence, Johnson denied attempting to obstruct surveillance cameras. He's just like, I had to put the boxes there. Sure. So either way, this is all being investigated, and he's been charged with murder.

and man, who knew Walgreens was so fun? I knew they had good deals on candy. Of course you did. But who knew they were this fun? You know, when I was reading this article, it's pretty long, and there's a whole section in there about all the wonderful things, this poor victim Riley, all the great things about her. You know, you have to do that when someone dies.

And I was thinking, like, what would I say about you when you eventually die? Like, what would be a nice thing I say? Like, oh, Vinnie, you know, he had the best. biggest heart, too big. We, he's a big heart and stomach. Just say he was a fun guy. He was an outstanding MC who sometimes featured for guys.

His co-host, Carl, says. You can listen to his show, WATP. Yes. Yeah, plug the show. You're such a piece of shit. I hate your guts. So he's under arrest. Let's move on.

Our last story of the week. Carl, I have watched the video of this. I'm not going to put it on the stream because we will get taken down for it. But I have watched the full video of this situation. Impressive move by this police officer. Let me tell you something. Do something nice for a cop this week.

Would you please? Well, maybe don't give him lip. Where they catch you with all the bodies. Maybe just don't give a hard time, go along peacefully. Holy shit. Police released a video of a face. officer shooting Tuesday from earlier this month when an officer in Chicago suburb fired several shots at a man who charged him with a hatchet while he was

conducting to stop. This guy brought a hatchet to a gunfight and it did not go well for him. No. Naperville, Illinois. This cop, he's conducting the traffic stop with somebody else. They're on the side of the road. It's 11 a.m. Did you know, by the way, Vinny, because I looked this up, that when an officer's engaged with a vehicle pulled over on the side of the road, it's actually illegal to attack him with a hatchet it's just fucking regulation regulation I know that's the problem with this guy too many laws bitch bitch bitch

so in the video oh bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch the cop's body camera released by the police department the cop says uh who are you dude and the suspect gets out of his car and he runs straight for the officer wielding a hatchet

Now, the cops dash cam. I'm going to show you one picture. Yeah. Let me get rid of these two charmers. Please, I never want to see them again. Okay, here we go. Here's the picture of the incident. This dude bum rushes at a very short distance.

Yeah, he actually pulled up right next to the officer where he could actually reach out and touch him at the time. And then for some reason, his car, like, jerked forward a little bit. Yep, yep. Which gave the officer a second to grab his gun. He just put his hand on his gun just in case. and it got a little bit of distance of this guy comes out wielding a hatchet

and running. Very aggressively. Full speed. I have never seen a man get out of a car so quickly. And he just goes right at the cop and it's pop, pop, pop, done. And the dude's sitting up like bleeding. I mean, it's a bad video. But this is absolutely crazy. Google it yourself.

The suspect identified as Edward C. Simon 28. He was pronounced dead at the hospital. Neither the the officer or the bystanders were injured during the attack but um could you imagine be the guy getting the fucking ticket for speeding i know i was thinking the same thing like after he shoots this guy dead he's like so anyway sir i look at him saying so listen i'm not getting a ticket because i saw you drop that hatchet on him yeah right what hatchet i didn't see hatchet no no no he went and got that hatchet out of the back of his cop car yeah i watched

it's hilarious and i'm going to tell the news that later i just want i just picked picturing the police officer pivoting back to. So anyway, the speed limit here is 35, and I clocked you at 46. No, no, what I'm going to do for you today? And the cops are like writing a ticket that he just moves over because of the blood is starting to get towards his shoes. He just takes a step back. Holy shit. Yeah, the officer is a 22-year police veteran.

He hasn't been identified. The Naperville police chief said, this just shows how dangerous the job of a police officer really is. You know, I mean, it doesn't happen very often Then someone with a hatchet comes chasing at you That could have been really bad Because that guy was coming so quick If he had hesitated for a second

He might have gotten cut of something Oh for sure You ever see the, you ever go to the axes place You throw the axes? No It's a lot of fun It feels like exercise to me They should

He's like, I'd rather throw a dart It's just so much lighter But yeah, the axe throwing place They should put photos of cops up there. I think they'd get more business. In this town, they might. For sure. Holy shit.

So ladies and gentlemen, that is the Scum parade for this week. You know what? Can I introduce one more if you like? For this week because I experienced this firsthand last night. I go down to see this comedy show at the baseball stadium because

my favorite stand-up of all time, Dave Tal is there. And you got Big J. O'Kerson does a great set. He brings up Davidel Davidel comes up and crushes it 100% new material all topical hilarious he's the funniest he's the funniest guy so quick there was like an explosion he had a joke for it like he's just so fast he cut his set short he was only up there for 10 minutes because he goes guys I got to get up the stage because we got to bring up your headliner Burt Kreiser I got to get up the stage

to bring up Burt Kreischer Burt Kreischer gets up takes his shirt off dude this is pretty f*** up right here takes his shirt off and start starts saying some of David tells jokes. He's like, that was a really funny joke when he said this. And then he said that. I'm like, yes, I know. It was. Unless you're going to do his entire set.

Bring Dave back up here. Did you yell you're at a baseball stadium. Nobody's going to stop you. There's not like an usher. There's a lot of Bert Kreischer fans there. I saw a guy wearing a two bears one cave hat. And I just wanted to grab him and go, what are you doing? Why are you wasting your fucking time with this nonsense?

What are you doing? Anyway, it's not awful. It's not easy to go up. after David Tal and boy did Bert make it look hard and we left early I heard that Bert was hysterical did you really I did for one particular person we'll have to talk about I also heard that fortune fiendster killed it yes she was great yeah she's really funny she's really funny she's a great comic they did a thing with an intermission so she was the last comic before the intermission and then it was Big J Dave and Bert dude that's there's a couple other people

on there too that were good yeah yeah but what a weird venue what a weird venue for a comedy show. I heard it works. It was all right. It was packed. Well, that's that. You're ready to spin the wheel? Fuck out. All right. Why don't you go, let's go over everything that's on it because there's a couple of new additions. Is there? Yeah. Why don't you go ahead and start reading them? Okay. So we got the Cardiff stand up. Yep. Uh, fast food. Wait, what's Cardiff stand up? You have to do a set written for you by Cardiff. Oh, he gets to write the set. Okay. Yes. That's fun. Okay. That's fun because you have the Sunday night, uh, open mics. Absolutely. Okay. All right. I kind of like that.

Okay. Fast food job. Is he going to get a job at a fast food restaurant? And work one shift. Come on. Yep. That's insane. Yep.

It is. Two hour song torture, the one that you're still rooting for. Oh, actually I kind of rooting for the fast food job because I know that's the one that's going to kill you the most. Cow bikini? Yeah. You got to do one episode of the show.

Oh, an episode of the show? Yeah. That's just a photo shoot, but an episode of the show to cow bikini. Yeah, like I'll stand here in the cow bikini. You got to sit over there in the cow bikini. Okay. Tom Meyer's restaurant, dinner with a listener. Yep, still on there. People requested that we keep it.

Oh, okay. We've already done it, but okay. Yep. Murder and makeup. Yep. You have to make a video while you put on your makeup and talk about a murder. That's fun. Drive to Gary, Indiana is still on here? Yeah, you haven't done it yet. It's not going to happen. Go to a church. Go to church that I get to pick. That's fun. I want the snake candle in one. The five episode podcast series of the other person's choice. Yep.

Uh, truck nuts. Yep. The knife edge chops. From Colin Delaney, former WWE superstar. Uh, the Patreon money. Yep. That's still on here, huh? And then past the spin.

And then past the spin, which would be amazing. That hasn't happened yet. But I can't wait for the day when I'm spinning this wheel. And then Vinny turns out he has to do a consequence instead of me. Oh, it'll be fun. It's going to be amazing. All right. Oh, boy.

All right. Let's see what happens. You ready? I am ready, buddy. all right round and round it goes where it's stopped cow bikini fuck me fuck me cow bikini that was the latest spin two what were you trying to do i think i think i should spin again i think i should spin again i know i think that's perfect cow bikini next week see you there get one on amazon you should have one if you hadn't have left it yeah and Airbnb

there's a guy named crows you decided not to bring that back with us for some reason oh Well, tune it next week to see Carl do the show to Kyle Bikini, everybody. Unbelievable. That'll be good for your street cred. Unbelievable. Oh, God, dude. I'm so happy right now.

That could have been any better, dude. Unbelievable. And I won this week. The people are cheating. The wheel is cheating. Everyone's against me. I can't wait for next week's episode. This is everyone's fault but mine.

Next week we're doing creepiest dairy farmer, ladies and gentlemen. God damn it. I call Robert Picked it. All right, folks, let's, I guess, say goodbye. We'll see you next week. Remember you get your tickets for the Rost, September 17th here, Rochester, New York at Creepoff, Rost.com. I'm going to be creating some new material for people next week, apparently.

Yep. Going to make this pretty easy on everyone. Nick Tucker on the YouTube chat said there will be two cows in studio next week. Oh, man. So I guess, make sure you vote at the creepoff.com. If you'd like to leave us a voicemail, the number's 580. 35371808 follow us on Twitter and Instagram at Creepoff pod and do us a favor leave a review Vic needs stuff to read or and Dorkels yeah and Dorcels leave us a review we appreciate it

Carl it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice Gagia this is very disrespectful Doo-do-do-do-do-do-w up. It's the cream. You, my friend, have committed a clone.