The Creep Off - Episode 119: Variety is the Spice of Meth

Episode Date: June 27, 2022

This week Karl & Vinnie make their nomination for biggest creep from the Aloha State of Hawaii: In the scum parade we meet a great lawyer, a terrible nurse and we check back in on one of our favorite pervs. Check out the links to this week’s Scum Parade Stories Man accused of climbing on roof of Mass. home, secretly recording girl as she changed (yahoo.com)Ohio Supreme Court suspends license of lawyer with history of public nudity (yahoo.com)Mich. home care nurse high on meth arrested after 3-year-old dies while in her care | Truecrimedaily.comChicago man arrested for allegedly kidnapping, raping, and chaining woman in abandoned home | Truecrimedaily.com

Hey, everyone is Tugger Dixon. I hope your pillow tastes good because last week was Cellmate Week. Vinny starts off with the creep, who I just don't understand some parts of his life. Like his girlfriend was mad at him because he wanted to eat her? I thought girls liked that sort of thing. Also, he was the most French prisoner I've ever heard in my life. He had shallas and garlic in his cell so that he could cook up his buddy. Well, his other friend just pretended to sleep. If you ever wanted to know the answer to this question,

you want to know how I got these scars? Well, it was Carl's creep. But don't worry, he doesn't feel bad about it at all, and he would do it again. As for my creepiest cellmate, I would have to assume it's Wesley Snipes, because he could have just paid the taxes and made some better Blade movies. But no, he wanted to go to jail and probably talk about all his Hollywood antics. Fuck you, Wesley, just pay the taxes if we could have had a better Blade movie than Trinity. Anyways, that's all I got for this week.

Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods, because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo.

We could have retired in Hawaii. I have been to Hawaii. We're child. Come on, I want to lay you. So tight. Woo. creeps by creeps for you creeps i am your host the tower of power too sweet to be sour and my co-host today that is one big pile of shit it's hot cucka cacar

yeah what is happening vittipolino how you doing buddy carl the snarl hamburger i'm pretty all right pal i don't think carl the snarl is my nickname i rhymes though it's good i don't think that's true i like it i don't think that's right day from can have made that up. Well, if David of Canada said it, then it must be true. That's how you are known up north. Up north, yeah. Okay, cool. So welcome back to the show, everybody. I'm excited to be here. I got some news. Okay. Uh, there's only like 40 something tickets left total for the creep off roast. Wow. That's awesome. Yeah, so you might want to grab those because I know there's local people who are planning on coming. So, um, grab up before they could get them. Get out.

If you plan on coming to town. That's, uh, my advice to you. Very cool. I'll, uh, I'll, I'll up update that on the next WATP as well. Creepoffroast.com. Now, ladies and gentlemen, last week, we did a really just unsettling episode. All I did this week was behave. Right. Yes. I don't want to sellmate. Even if these guys are the exception, not the rule, it still makes me a little nervous about that. Carl, you're the closest thing I've ever had to was cellmate. And I don't need this to escalate. Yeah, right. Exactly. You're forced to spend an hour with me every week. It's already too much. I pretend to sleep.

So I have to tell you, Vinny, last week was interesting because I thought I had a great creep. In fact, as we talked about, I was when we picked the category based on the creep that I had. Yeah. And then you come in and tell your creep story, which was the exact story of my creep, except for your creep ate the guy raw. And I'm like, oh, well, now what am I going to do? How am I going to win this round? When these guys, I mean, they were identical people. One was French.

One was American. But other than that, they were the same person. I kind of cucked you. Here's the results. Yeah. All right. Let's talk about this real quick. Actually, hold on.

I mean he's got 55% of the votes. I will say that the vote. I will say that the vote numbers are pretty substantial this week. All of a sudden, we have how many votes over 500? We never have that. many votes on here. Something weird's going on, right? This happened to us early on in the show where someone was just cheating and it was annoying. I remember when that was happening. And it subsided for a very, very long time. It did. I must have said something to piss them off again.

I don't know. So here's what I think you need to do. Yeah. I think you need to apologize to Tommy. Because he wrote the algorithm. He's a coder. You're right. Okay. Sorry Tommy. Oh, old Aida's face got you, did they? Yes, see, I didn't say he looked like an anus face. I didn't say he looked like E.T. These are things other people said. E.T stands for, ew, Tommy. If you don't know what we're talking about,

MSCS Media, this guy Tommy, who hosts this show that gets 500,000 views every episode. And you've never heard of this guy or any of his guess. It's insane. Yep. It's pretty amazing. Got to learn that. I got to learn how to code, man. I got to learn how to code.

Either way, before we move on, I do just want to say, Vinhousing for the winhousing. Excelsior true believers. I'll do a quick update on what we're talking about. So right now we've just started a new round of the creep off. We played a five. Vinny got the vote last week, which means Vinny's up one to nothing against me

on his way to maybe winning again. A sweep. On his way to a sweep. I don't think that's true. Not after today. So Vinny's on his way. He's trying to get up to five. And then when one person gets to five,

you have to spend the wheel of consequences, which I did last week. And I have to wear a cow bikini. which I have ordered and actually did come in. I'm just waiting for an accessory. An accessory. Yeah, so then I will be ready. Is it the tail butt plug?

Yeah, so it hasn't come in. Yeah, there's a, it's backed up. Uh, uh, uh, so once that comes in. I guess it does its job. I believe that a week from today, I will be wearing a cow bikini here on the creep on. I'm going to disagree. Probably going to be next Tuesday because next Monday is the 4th of July. Is it really?

Yes. Jesus. Yeah. So probably, uh, we'll be seeing you next Tuesday. day and Carl's cow bikini with a K. I look forward to all of your photoshopps in the meantime. Please make sure you share those with us. Yes, I would put my first soda into the Discord I saw just now.

That was cute. I saw one of me as like a farmer. Yeah. That was kind of funny. I was like, oh, maybe I can play dress-up too, but I'm definitely not going to do that. Vinny actually gets up early like a farmer. And I have a theory as of why you're up so early every day.

Why is that? You're hungry. am I right Katie breakfast was laying in bed My dog wakes me up Every morning I'm always been a morning person Yes, you are a morning person

Absolutely I got no time for your bullshit at the end of the day Hey Brian McBride is in the YouTube chat Hey McBride Hey Brian Love that guy He's gonna be our roastmaster for the roast He's agreed to this

Yes he has Excellent Very good The voice of Syracuse Will be your roast master ladies and gentlemen All right So I won. We picked, this week we had to pick a category.

I said, you know, let's save the dairy farmer thing for the week that you wear the cow bikini. Let's go with the state. Let's go back to the states for a week because that's always good and fun. Is this really a state, though? Not in my book. Yeah. Hawaii is what we're doing today. We are.

Yeah, East Japan, as I like to call it. I don't know why this is part of the United States. I have no idea. It seems really odd that that was a good, that people would like, sure, that's a state. No, no, go fuck yourself. Hawaii, yeah, you're in. Listen, man, South Beach wasn't good enough. Yeah, I guess.

I mean, we need a little more beachfront property. And we also wanted to have the strategic advantages of having naval bases in the Pacific, you fucking moron. Oh, we're going to get into this for real. Okay. Well, then, what's up with Guam then, Viti? Same thing, idiot. I just don't know why Hawaii's a state.

None of these other things are states. What's going on? I don't understand it. Anyway. Better beaches. Not better people. Here we go, ladies in general. And once you ring that bell car and let's start the creepiest Hawaiian round.

Interesting fact, I found out about Hawaii. Did you know that Hawaii has only had two serial killers? Is that true? It is true. They've only had two serial killers and one of them was never caught. The other guy, oh boy. His name is Eugene Barrett and he is a real creep, ladies and gentlemen. Not a lot to note about the guy.

He studied at the Washington Intermediate School in Honolulu, Hawaii. until he dropped out ninth grade because he was drunk oh wow and that's going to be a common thing we're going to learn about eugene eugene liked his corps's lights uh like every mentally disturbed person i know let me tell you something there's a lot of balcony hanging out in this story this is a cautionary tale uh he joins the army right he goes to fight in the Korean War, but was dishonorably discharged in 1955 due to excessive drink game. Okay.

Like, they needed bodies for that war, Carl. Well, which side was he on? Because once he got there, he's probably looking around like, wait a second, I think I should be shooting at these people. Yeah. Yeah, I did this all wrong. This one's on old Eugene. Whoops.

So he gets thrown out and he goes back to Honolulu, and he begins a relationship with a woman named Annie Phillips. She's a divorced mother of five kids. Now, Barrett gets a job as a house painter, which is the perfect job for a drunk. Yeah, actually. I have a cousin who paints houses. The guy is stoned all day long, and he has been since, like, 87. Yeah, there's a guy who actually helped me paint my house when I moved in, and, yeah, similar.

Yeah, you just, oh, the wall's got to be blue. I'm on it. Like, that's a great profession for drunks and drug addicts. And Patrick Michael. And Patrick Michael. If you don't want to get a little side cash going. Well, you got to be careful because they do tend to hire teens, and you don't. don't want to get their skulls broken by hiring Patrick Michael.

Good point. So he gets fired because he was way too drunk to paint the house. This leads to Annie dumping him. By the way, you got to be pretty drunk to be too drunk to paint a house. Correct. It's really not a difficult task at all. I mean, this guy, I just imagine he's just like laying in a wheelbarrow in the backyard covered in paint. Yeah.

Eugene. So he gets fired from his job And his girlfriend dumps him He's really depressed about this So he decides that the best thing to do Was go to his house and get a gun And then catch the bus to her apartment He kicks the Dorid and forces his way inside

His three of her children So he's not too drunk to kick a Dorid But he's too drunk to pay to house Yep How convenient There's three kids there The youngest Because I'll tell you one thing

Vinnie I can't do When I'm drunk And that is kick a door in I'm falling on my ass If I'm trying to do that When I'm drunk We're going to discuss This aspect of this

In just a second Okay So her three youngest kids are there Two of them are watching TV In the living room And they're like Hey Uncle Eugene He's like

Hi kids Where's your mom She's in the bedroom And he goes Oh okay So he goes into the bedroom And there she is By the way

The door was unlocked He didn't have to Fucking asshole No, we'll fix that for you. Don't worry about it. Like, the kids are just like, it's Uncle Eugene. Don't worry about it, Gene, we got it. So he goes into the bedroom and finds her taking care of her youngest kid.

Before she has any time to react like, Eugene, what are you doing here? He pulls out his gun and shoots her multiple times, killing her right there on the spot. Okay. Now, this is an apartment, Carl. Not the best place to shoot someone with a loud gun because everybody hears it. This alerts the neighbors. Our fucking neighbors are always getting shot. It's very loud of them, knock shit.

and then the ambulances show up. I hate this neighbor. This is 1959. So there's a lot of good citizens running around because the world hasn't been completely disillusioned yet. I was going to say, do you think people were better back then? Yeah. I do too.

Yeah. Because the neighbors come in. Like, what's all the hub up here? They see what's going on. They grab him and beat the shit out of him. Oh, cool. They beat the shit out of them to hold him down. And he was arguing with them about why she deserved it

as they were beating him up. Did you make any good points? No. Oh, okay. no he's like take one of these and one of those but she was a bitch ah it'd be funny if one of the day was like well let's hear him out and then what'd she say to you oh okay she told me i was a good for nothing drunk that is pretty harsh i like that all of a sudden he's a southern twang that's just the way i'm playing it his name's eugene for christ sakes yeah at his trial

barrett claimed he could not recall any of the shooting because quote i was too drunk at the time This was contradicted by the witnesses who claimed that all he would do is sit there and argue with them about why she deserved it. Well, you could be drunk and argue with people about why your ex-girlfriend and asshole. But he was like conscious and having conversations with these guys. He wasn't blackout drunk as the point. I don't know. I've been blackout drunk before and talked mad shit about my exes. I think that's possible.

All right. Well, either way, he was found guilty, convicted and sentenced to life in prison. Okay. Now, for some reason, the governor of Hawaii, John A. Burns. out of No one knows why there is literally I can find nothing online

as to why this happened commuted his minimum imprisonment term to eight years he's just like the drunk guy who shot her give him another chance he'll be all right

I mean he was sobered up in prison right for Christ's sake he's a veteran yeah a drunk veteran he was decidedly discharged but they let him out

by the way that whole thing that he did did over in Korea, they're still not over it. I don't know if you do that. Yeah, he did some damage. North Korea to international relations. They're holding a grudge self. If you do want to vote for Vinnie's creep, that's a pretty good reason right there. All those kids are starving because of Eugene Barrett. Yeah. So he goes back to Honolulu and he gets married to a woman named Roberta Avero in February of 1971. It really is a man's world, isn't it? Isn't it

crazy when I hear about guys who are single I'm like you can just be the worst piece of shit in the world and you'll always have a girlfriend yeah like he's on the first date it's like well you know I'll be honest with you I was in prison for a while why is that well things didn't work out with my last tax yeah but don't worry she was a bitch you'll be fine the woman's thinking like uh oh just to act right so November 1972 she files for divorce citing his excessive drinking has the reason The way the news goes. Yeah, is the reason why she did this.

Now, a month later on December 27th, she was staying at the Hawaii hotel because she didn't want to be at the house with him. So he went over there to try to win her back. Okay. And the way he tried to win her back was by stabbing her to death with a kitchen knife. Did that work? Was she excited to see him? No. Okay.

She was not. It stopped her heart, though. yeah so this time he learned from his mistake he's like i'm not even to go to trial they offered him a reduced charge of manslaughter if he would just plead guilty why why would they need to do that straight laziness yeah what's going on over there carl he gets sentenced to 10 years he says he serves for he's out alcohol is bad you shouldn't drink alcohol dude that's 12 years Yeah. For cold-blooded murder.

Well, not cold-blooded, but. Yeah, it's not like he killed a reptile and nothing. Good one. Good one, Vinny. Still making fun of me. That's why you're like, oh, good one, Vinny. This guy gets out of jail in like 1982. Okay.

Cool. Everything is cool with him until 1995. Oh, okay. So he had a nice run there. He did, where he acted right now. He got this nice little apartment, like a little condo. thing, and he had this great balcony that he used to sit out on and drink beers all day. Oh, sweet, a couple beers on the balcony.

Yeah, this is, yeah, I did, you didn't know that the one you guys all enjoy now is a spinoff of what this guy used to do. Yeah, you ripped him off, man. Now, apparently he started showing some unstable emotional behavior because across the street from his apartment lived a neighbor named a Donisha Castor who had a checkered history of substance abuse and sex abuse. she's a bit of an issue she was always

when you say she had a history of sex abuse can you explain what that means she was apparently accused of abusing someone sexually and she was still allowed to keep her seven year old child who lived there with her Jesus Christ okay got it

and your son's name was Ethan by the way there was no confirmed relationship between these two other than he lived across the street and apparently Barrett accused castor of mocking him by dating other

men. She's over there dating all those other men. She's not dating me. This is bullshit. So he decided to do Pat Dixoner over it? No. So apparently he claims that she would wave her

tities at him. Which maybe she did. I would just say thank you. Yeah, what's right with that? We're complaining about. So friends of his were like, hey buddy, you need to slow down a little bit. You're drinking a little too heavy. Maybe you should go check yourself in for a little bit. So he does. He actually goes to the mental hospital and he checks in. Now, before this, he was harassing this woman, making her very, very uncomfortable. And she was telling her friend,

she was worried about it. So she decides to move while he's in the nut hut. She moves a couple blocks away to a new apartment. Good idea. And so he comes back. He gets right out of jail. He's back on his fucking balcony drinking beers all day. And it didn't help that. It didn't take. No. No, no! He gets out and he finds out that she moved away. Yeah. And he thinks that she moved away to hurt him. Well, you kind of. I mean...

No, she moved away because she was scared the shit out of him. Yeah, because of him, yes. Yes. So he runs out of beer. Oh, no. I can't fucking take it. That's him. Yeah, that sucks.

So he goes to the store and as he walks down the street to the store, he looks up and guess who he sees his girlfriend castor entering her new apartment walking right into her new place yeah so on what he described as a whim he goes back to his apartment and got his semi-automatic pistol is that a legal gun that he has he's not legally allowed to this gun was stolen from someone in 1989 and somehow this guy got a hold of it okay okay he goes back to her house her son is playing in the front yard he walks by tussles the kids hair and says is your mom inside

and he goes yeah so he walks it and uh before she has time I want to point something out so far these stories the children are not helpful at all these kids have not been helpful to their poor moms not even a little bit not even a little bit

he walks in she turns around sees him shoots her twice in the face uh how does you looking now uh dead okay then he leaves the son is like what the fuck the son goes where where my daddy my daddy where and he calls his dad and his dad is like huh and his dad comes over goes we better call the police who did this

the guy used to live across the street from you yeah barrett this kid didn't know what to do he didn't call 911 he didn't do the right thing at all so this took forever to get reported in the meantime barrett like goes on the lamb sure eventually a couple of days later there's all sorts of people are looking for him all over the place. He turns himself into the cops. And he claimed that in the trial, her mistreatment of him led to him snapping and killing her in a fit of rage. Quote, he said he wanted to kill the bitch for constantly, quote, choosing all the other guys over him. That makes sense. I would, I go along with that. Hey, I got good news this time. Yeah. Prison sentence stuck. He got life and he was dead in 2003. Mazel, everybody. That's my creep. Good old Eugene, woman

killing Barrett. All right. Cool. He's a piece of shit. So you're calling him a serial killer, huh? Yeah. Huh. Interesting.

Well, he killed three women. Yeah. Just because. He killed, well, not just because. He killed three women over, what, three decades? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Okay.

What do you got? Well, I got a pretty good one this week for us, Vinny. My creep, his name is Matthew Higa. and let's get right into it. It was a murder that shocked the community. On January 17, 2008, Matthew Higa was high on crystal methamphetamine and threw 23-month-old Cyrus Belt from an overpass onto the freeway. That's right, Biddy.

Are you ready for football? A Monday night party. We got a baby thrower. Hawaii. is known for uh you know throwing the ball around the field is fucking june jones offense right yes exactly so this guy's got an arm on him um you know so he chucks a uh two-year-old toddler onto the freeway and uh that's not good for them no it's not the child's natural habitat no it's not it'd be one thing if you're like chucking like a dead baby out of the highway because

whatever what are you going to do but uh unfortunately that was not the case i think it's important to, I think it's important to encourage children, you know, like, maybe they thought the kid wanted to be a race car driver. You think so? I don't know. I'm just trying to think about how to make this better for me. Sure, because I don't like this. A judge ruled that Belt was alive when he was thrown and found Higa guilty of second degree murder. So he was found guilty of second degree murder because he was high on meth and chucked a baby out of the expressway that was still alive at the time, this two-year-old. And during the trial, he was not allowed to talk

the his attorney made it clear that you should not be talking, sir. This is his attorney telling us about it. And so this is funny because you have this attorney who's representing a guy who chucked a live baby out of the expressway. And so listen to this guy. Well, it's that creepy.

It's funny. Right. It's just fun. It's all a good fun day. Hega did not speak. He's appealing the conviction and his attorney told him to keep his mouth shut. He's not saying,

anything because of my advice to him, you know, he's actually a very, well, I don't want to say, but he has care for other people and thoughts of other people. I've spoken to a lot. You know, he's not a, I think this charge is totally aberrant for him. He's like, the guy's actually a really nice guy. You'd love him if you got to know him. You should talk to him sometime. I don't want him talked during the trial because he's a psychopath and if he talked, shh, shh, shh. Shut up. So he finally did after the verdict. I hope they got it like a ball gag, but like put a mask over it that looks like a mouth.

Yes. So it looks like he's just going to speak. So after the trial, he actually did talk to reporters. And I think I see why the attorney told him to keep his mouth shut. Okay. This is what he said. I didn't throw the baby over the bridge. He said that he had smoked meth nine to ten hours before the fatal plunge.

The meth threw the baby over the bridge. He said at the time of the incident, I was, I guess, semi-comic. conscious to what was going on. He said a lady gave him a bag on the overpass and told him to throw it. He said he realized there was a child inside the bag only after police arrested and questioned him. So first he said he didn't throw it. They goes, well, yeah, there was this bag. Well, you know, I never asked you to clarify whose child was this.

Yeah, we're getting there. He said he was sad about what happened to the baby. He said, I'm sad about what happened to the baby. I used to watch the baby. I was pretty close to it. it's a boy you're pretty close to him well listen don't gender

that doesn't help don't gender the child till it's old enough to choose for itself or he could have said I was pretty close to them but he said he was pretty close to it I see why the attorney didn't let him talk now this guy was the neighbor

of the family whose baby this belonged to and the mother of the toddler was brought in for questioning and it's interesting So she says that she was out gambling and doing drugs the day her son died. But it wasn't made clear how her neighbor, Matthew Higa, ended up with the child. When the 23-month-old Cyrus Belt was killed, just about everyone in his life was a meth user, including his mother.

So this is the conversation between the prosecutor and this baby's mother. You're using crystal meth at the time. Is that correct? Yes. Regularly? Yes. And then he says On January 17th, 2008, her toddler was run over by a delivery truck after Matthew Higah threw him onto H-1 freeway from a pedestrian overpass. She says that she left her son with her father

and spent that day going to an illegal gambling parlor and losing money, smoking meth, and then heading to the Alamona Center with her then-boyfriend, Shane Musasa. It was probably to get money, they testified. How? To steal. from stores or cars stores she didn't learn about the death until later that evening so she's

on a crime spree doing meth gambling and the baby's just left in the apartment the neighbor grabs this kid for some reason and chucks it off a bridge and all of these people are meth heads and i'm wondering viny and chucks it off a bridge what's the upside to meth could anyone explain that to me i'm not going to lie to you both of those people will tell you the day that that happened It was a fun day. Oh, yeah, no. Don't both go. I had a terrific day.

Yeah, no, everything was great. Even though this woman lost everything she had and had to resort to steal, he to survive. Yeah. She was having a blast while doing it. And I guess that's the selling point of meth. So apparently this guy, Matthew Higa and his father both did meth together. Hmm. And so his father testified that he, too, was a meth user.

And they all lived in the same apartment building. So the father says his son got paranoid and heard noises while on the drugs, but didn't hurt anyone. Matthew was an ice addict, the prosecutor asked. Yes. When he jonesed, he got violent, violent and abusive to furniture, things like that, but not to people. What great testimony. Thanks, Dad.

Face of that testimony. Oh, he broke a lot of shit. Don't get me wrong. Oh, he would be in a fit of rage. Like, what would happen if, like, maybe nine or ten hours pass after he had smoked back? Oh, yeah. You don't want to be around that guy. Nine or ten hours?

Run. Yeah, watch out for that. And whatever you do, don't let him have any babies. He keeps throwing them in the street. So go to the creepoff.com and vote for Carl if, Are you ready for some football? If you're ready for some football, I'm getting psyched up for the season starting up in September. And I think a fun way to celebrate is by chuck and toddlers around.

Ladies and gentlemen, do the right thing. A vote for Vinie is a vote for justice. The creepoff.com this week, as Carl said, Carl, are you ready for some voicemails? I am. All right. Well, they are brought to us by our good friends in Syracuse. Great. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse, the only city whose abortion clinics have a drive-thru.

See you in Syracuse. Topical. This is also sponsored by BetterHelp. That's better-H-E-L-P.com. That's great, Carl. I'm getting a lot of shit for people. Okay. So, uh, this one came in from a listener who I think wants to audition, Carl.

Oh, great. Hey, so I heard there's, uh, suicide auditions or something like that. And for mine, what I'm thinking I should do 21 course lights a day and film it over the course of the next 10 to 20 years. And yeah, we can go from there. Let me know what you say. It's a good idea. only good things to know that copycat all right next one hey viny i want to apologize first because this is just kind of mean but when i see a meatball i got to take a swing at it yes vini

you have a very big heart how big is it in fact so big that some people like those in the medical community might call it enlarged sorry that was just fucking mean man Love the show. See ya. This is very disrespectful. I don't know. All right, so I guess we're getting warmed up for the roast of Carl and Vinny with the collars. I'm hoping to get invited out of the dais with that.

Nope. I have a voicemail for us from our friend Prep Boy Rick. Ah. And he brings up a pretty good observation here. Hey, Carl, this is a prep boy Rick for the creep off. I just wanted to say it is very. and brave of you to let your retard son host a show that's not about pro wrestling.

I know his name is Vincent, but it's really impressive that you support him and care for him in this way. And the creep off is a great show, man. You guys have done really good. So keep doing your boy proud. Keep doing that little... Well, he's not little, but you know what I mean.

You're a little boy proud, all right? Call him a back. He's all grown up. Oh, all of him is grown up for sure. So fucked. Yeah. It is pretty nice of me to let you host this show with me. And, you know, I feel like it's a nice time for us to bond.

Well, guys, great episode today. Vinny, you killed it with your creep. I'm sure you're going to win. And Carl, God, fucking look at you. Fuck, you disgust me. What? Yep. Jesus Christ.

Agreed. That was just mean. Yeah. Well, now you know. That wasn't very fun. Now, you know. Now people are all scratching off the jokes they had for me at the row. So like, oh, yeah, look at you.

Oh, look at you. Can't use that one. Can't use that one now. Oy, oy, o'y, creep off, boys. Cramarone here. Which one is calling in, say, uh, hello, Vinnie. You've been doing a lovely job lately. Thank you.

Really well done. Keep it up. Carl? Anyway, love you, boys. Au revoir. It's not very constructive. That's that helpful. Be more constructive with your feedback.

Oh shit. Hey, Jed, what the hell? Come on, girl. Give me another chance. Look, look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I left with my blue chew back at the pub. I just didn't have enough energy to satisfy it, thank me. But what do you mean?

You didn't realize you when I went down on you. I have enough to snaggle to do it that you should be used to. What? Wait, what the hell? Oh. Oh, wrong number. Uh, Vinny Winnie. You play this to call.

I'm going to show him. You're gay. Yeah, apparently your wife is cheating on you. I'm sorry for you to find out this way. Wow. With a guy who does a terrible story job, they brush it. The worst one. I didn't know what was going through most of that.

Start with the Gagia next time. That way I'll know. Carl, I think it's really funny that your alter ego called in. Hey, buddy, it's me, call a hamburger. Whoa! I'm just calling to say, we'd love to host the episode of The Creep off with you. Oh, or you bring on my best buddy in the whole world. Spaghetti Valeno.

Woo! No, sir. Spaghetti Paulino is not a thing. If I ever have to do it, it will be pizza pie, Paulino. That would make sense. And that's how that works. So all of you guys, I just want you to know. This guy deserves a smack upside the head.

That's it. You ready to do this? I want to let them know this. These guys are fucking idiots. All right. A question for all you who left voice emails to us this week. Are you off your fucking meds or something? We've got an interesting batch this week.

Yeah, that's that. You ready for a skump parade? I am. Do you have the drop? You have the best scum parade song, and you never have it ready to go. There. Driving children. Up pitilin.

Oh, pitil in. Two bag of murderers. Rake. Let's do a rinkitty rakey. So you see your path. Abusive asshats. Yeah, the skum parade. Scum parade.

Oh, the creeps Have some parade Oh, it's on parade Oh, Carla and Vinny are back Oh Oh Keepers, creepers, we're going to get those peepers Oh, we're going to start off with a peeper, Carl

Yeah, coming back to the show So we're another round We discussed this guy uh his name is where to go jacob garero do you remember what we talked about him he was an amazon driver yeah who was going to the outlet malls and putting on a terrible drag costume with the wig and then sneaking into ladies changing rooms and trying to take video of them with a pen camera not trying successfully yes he had many of these videos they found on his phone yes now and it wasn't just ladies it was children yes yeah yeah it was young at

lady children to be specific. Yes, right. I've never heard it described as young lady children. I believe that's a scientific term, Carl. That's a show title right there. So this happened, I believe, like last spring, 2021. Yep. Okay.

He has more charges have been added because the more they investigated, the more they found out Mr. Guerrero. Well, wait, did he do this since getting arrested for being a peeping time in the restroom? That's how I interpreted this information. They discovered this after they arrested him because they had to go through his archives of footage. No shit. Yeah. Okay.

I had misunderstood that I thought he was caught doing this. Here's what happened. He was, he's being accused by federal prosecutors of climbing onto the roof of a Massachusetts family garage so he could secretly record their 11-year-old daughter as she changed in her bedroom. Was he wearing the blonde wig for this too or? No. What was his outfit for this? before making the video recording Guerrero conducted surveillance on the family's home and made notes regarding the time of day that the girl and her siblings arrived home,

showered and changed at night. Then on about March 17, 2021, prosecutors say he climbed onto the garage attached to the girls' homes, stood outside the second floor bedroom window as she changed to make the video. He also had notes about children's habits and several other homes. I might be a pussy here, but I'm waiting for the spring. In March, you're going to freeze your boner off. up there. No one will suspect you until I see the fucking shoe prints on the snowy roof, dumbass.

What are these orthopedic shoe prints over there? Carl, I got to tell you what happened to me Saturday. Yeah. Talking about the wounds. I went to a Red Wings game, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's our local baseball team.

Yes, yes. Oh, I don't even know if I want to confess this. No, not yet. Oh, my God. Okay. So you were shooting pictures of the person in the stall next to you. No, no, no, no, no. So I went to the ball game, and I had some food, was hanging out.

It was like seventh inning stretch. My stomach started feeling not good. Uh-oh. And I was like, oh, no. So I go down. Some swigles out of the pool. Now, the stadium is shaped like a V, right? Yeah.

I go out through the main entrance, the main exit to go into the concourse, to go to the restrooms. Sure. I come out, I go to the left. It's a women's room. And I go, oh, fuck. So now I got to walk all the. the way past the exit again to another bathroom on the other side by the way what what he's describing is literally 20 yards it's this is not a far distance it's a terrible far distance

when you're stomach it's not doing well it's not great sure so i get to it and i just walk in go into a stall sit down and i blew up that fucking bathroom at the redwigs game not the first person to do it not going to be the last but as i'm sitting there carl i start listening and all i hear his lady voices. Uh-oh. Correct. Uh-oh. I'm sitting there, I swear to you, I'm just sitting there going, oh no.

And I can see there's like the crack and I start looking to a crack and I see a bunch of women putting their makeup on in the beer. I think you might be in the wrong restroom, Vinny. I was 100% in the wrong restroom. Were you staring at the sign upside down? How did you think a W was an M? Okay. So you know.

how I went to the other side and it was the women's room. Yeah. I assumed that the next, the other one would be the men's room. Yeah. And I don't think I looked. I just walked in. You could have just so the men's room was probably right next to the women's room. It wasn't. There wasn't. There wasn't in this place many times. It's not. It isn't all just women's room. There are

men's room next to the women's room. I'm going back there. I will take everyone on a walking tour. Let's do that. I think you're full of shit. Anyway, I'm not anymore. I wasn't the time, but not anymore. Either way. I am now sitting in there and I'm texting my wife, honey, I am in the wrong bathroom. I am in a stall.

I am terrified to walk out of this because somebody needs to call fucking security. Yeah, but you can just say you identify as a woman, which you'll probably end up doing it. Dude, I was going to take my shirt off and like stick my tits out first so no would be suspicion. Trying to run. Ma'am, your hairy nipples are. Dude, I was in there for an uncomfortably long amount of time. no shit waiting for the quiet did you sneak out and get away so finally

I hear nothing in this bathroom and I'm like okay do I wash my hands or do I try to find hand sanitizer once I get out of here wash your hands many you know you fucking run Carl you run out you go to the men's room and wash your hands correct okay correct which is what I did by the way but I walk I open the door and I slowly

stick my head out this is hilarious and there's a woman standing there at the sink turns right and looks at me and I am doing like it's suspicious Carl I'm like bam bomb bomb ba da da da da da da da da bad da da but da oh ba da bada budda i fucking ran out of there and I gave her a wave on my way out oh bye wow so you didn't get arrested for that so in ways for biddy as the creep this week not for biddy's creep Oh, man, it was so humiliating. And I went back to my wife.

He said, did you look at your phone? Did you even look at your text messages? Vinny, Vinny. She's like, no, I was watching the game and just talking with everybody. I was going to say, your wife wasn't watching the game. I wouldn't buy that for a second. Okay, who's up right now? I'm not.

She loves baseball. Yeah, she says. Sure. That was a bad situation that happened. That's hilarious. But at least I'm honest. That's hilarious. What did you learn from that experience?

Always read the signs on the doors. I was going to say maybe not eat so much, but okay. If that's what your takeaway is, that's good too, I guess. Stop fat, you. All right. Carl, let's go to Ohio, shall we? Can we talk about Jacob Guerrero, though, one more thing before we move off of this? Please.

Don't you think there are easier ways to see? And I hate to say this. If you really need to see naked children, there's easier ways to go about it. This guy was spending. weeks figuring out when he's been able to see this girl change and how he was going to do it and get it all like I think he's going to go to prison and someone's going to be like dude you've never used a brave browser before on your computer like did you know that why are you telling people about brave videos don't listen to what carl's telling you I mean I hate to say it just seems

like way too elaborate what this guy is doing nothing car all right all right sorry let's move on yeah you're right though this kid really put in a lot of effort to all the wrong places. To see a naked 11-year-old. Yeah, man. I just choose to think that working for Amazon drove him insane. It does to a lot of people, yes. Okay. So Ohio, Carl. Yes. A Hamilton lawyer repeatedly exposed himself to other drivers on I-275 and I-75 was indefinitely suspended from practicing law in Ohio. What does that have to do with him practicing law? Well, Scott Blowvelt, a 50-year-old Hamilton resident received his law license in 1997. He has worked as a prosecutor for the Butler County and the city of Hamilton.

They caught him driving while naked five times. So, 2018 to 2021. So apparently it's frowned upon to be naked in your car. So you want to do that shit on Zoom meetings like normal people. Yes. Got it. He has said that he is engaged in similar behavior at other times, but was not caught by police.

At least he's honest. Well, that's good. The problem is he was also jerking off. while doing it. Oh, I didn't see that part of that. Yes, he was, he was pleasuring himself while driving around. Well, look, and if being naked in your car and getting pleasured is illegal, then bring the Bang Brothers in for questioning because I've seen some videos, Vinny. There's some nudity and some automobiles. Well, the people fucking aren't driving.

Is that what the difference is? I must be. I don't know. Well, I mean, it's a decent exposure because you're out technically in public, even though you're in your own car. But he got caught five times and he was still allowed to practice law this guy must be a great lawyer he must be really he must be really fucking good like well hate to lose you scott but you just got to stop this jacking it jacking it jacking it spike it smack he told he started a two year program to treat compulsive sexual behavior disorder and may 2021 and how did that go well he quote said i don't want to do this anymore he said at court during the hearing he also testified he believes the condition will be a problem for the rest of his life that's bizarre isn't it i'm never going to

going to learn, Your Honor. I guess I shouldn't be allowed to work. I mean, this guy looks like a very straight-laced attorney. And meanwhile, William H. Bacey could play this guy. Yeah. And he's just got this thing where he's got to take all his clothes off when he's driving around. What a weird thing to have. He goes, the court sent a full report with treatment. Blavent may eventually find a way to stop the behavior. But he has not reached that goal yet and quote, cannot offer any assurance that he will not engage in the same or similar conduct in the future. Look at this fucking lawyer. I cannot commit as to whether I will or will not.

Yeah, I know. Just say you won't do it anymore. That's whatever it does. Even if you know you're lying, just say, nah, I hate doing it. I have far too much respect for my oath. Like, shut up, asshole. Come on. You never lied before you're a fucking attorney.

Now, Carl, this next story is a little sad. Okay. A home health nurse was arrested in connection with the death of a three-year-old toddler. She chucking off a bridge or what are we talking about? No, no, but it's actually kind of similar to your story. Well, without the chucking. About 2.30 a.m. on June 20th, the police responded to an unresponsive toddler call at the scene the parents were reportedly performing life-saving measures on their child who was missing her breathing tube.

So apparently, the parents went out and left the kid with a home nurse because the kid had medical problems. Okay. Now, the home nurse is 42-year-old Judith Sobel, who was hired to watch the child that night. Now, Carl. Do you have a photo of Judith? I would like to talk about Judith. Yeah, I'd like to talk about her too. If your child has medical conditions and needs a lot of help,

and this woman shows, I was like, I'm here to watch her kid. She's a corpse. So she's 42 years old, but she's younger than me. People say, I look like shit. Holy crap. What is the upside of meth? I ask you again. What is the selling point of this shit?

I do not get it. I do not understand why anyone was just like, I got to try what she's doing. That looks like a good time. When the police arrived, they found Sobel, who was mumbling. It looks like she was eating her mouth. She might have been. She was on the ground near the child.

The victim was reportedly blue and her trachea tube was disconnected. The child was transported to the hospital where she was pronounced dead. Now, the police said after the investigation was completed, we determined that she was high on methamphetamines and should not have been in care of that child. Who's to blame here? If this woman looks like this showing up to watch her child. And you're like, well, we're going to go see Top Gun 2. Yeah.

See you later. Fuck you, mom and dad. And then later they're like, by the way, she was on meth. No shit, Sherlock. No shit. It's pretty obvious. She's a meth out. She walked in.

She's a 42-year-old lady. And she's like, hey, kids. She's fucking disgusting. She admitted to the police that she possessed meth and had used the drug the same day that she was scheduled to care for the child. You could probably hit the no-shit-sur-law thing again. Additionally, she told her. authority. She shot up meth four days straight

that week. Sweet. During her interview, Sobel reportedly told authorities the child due to her actions and she was not in the right mindset to take care of the child. She said that she was cleaning up and the trachea tube fell out right around the same time that she passed out.

Wait a second. She passed out on meth? How is that even possible? I'm guessing she didn't sleep for four days. Yeah, four days of meth. She's cleaned out the kids trache tube and just oh boy that's not good i have to say that if you are a method home health nurse probably not the right profession for you or the very right

profession for you i think that's the wrong profession vini if you're a method i would say let's go wendy's drive-through i think yep you could do that i would say high school principal you know because what the fuck do they do cares correct podcaster sure there are other jobs you could do when you're addicted to meth home health nurse here's a fun fact, the child's trachea attachment was allegedly found tangled in the child's hair. This is just a mess. That's a bad hair day right there. Upon further search, police reportedly found

meth and two pipes inside her purse. She was arrested and booked into Bering County Jail record shows she was reportedly charged with second degree murder and possession of meth. She remains being held on $500,000 bail. Why do meth heads always have more than one pipe? Do pipes break or something? They're like, oh shit.

I better have multiple pipes. Variety is the spice of life, Carl. Yeah, I don't eat Chinese every day. All right, never mind. That might be the name of this episode. Never mind. Variety is the spice of life. Variety is the spice of meth.

Last story. Yes. Holy fucking shit. Don't trust anybody. Stone Cold Steve Austin was right. DTA. Words to fucking live by. If somebody you don't know says, hey, how are you?

Run the fucking other way. What's DTA? Don't trust anybody. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was his finishing move. No. that's a stone cold stunner just DTA

or the goddamn he's gone into Texas Clover Leaf a 44 year old man was taken into custody a month after a woman was found chained up and signed an abandoned home

on the city's south side we're talking Chicago people Joel Cameron was located and arrested June 21st by members of the department as well as the U.S. marshals police say he was

identified as the man who allegedly kidnapped and sexually assaulted a 36-year-old woman between May 18th and May 21st inside this abandoned home. So the victim who's unnamed said she ran into this homeless guy as she was walking to the store and he said, hey, can you come here for a minute?

He then grabbed her, physically forced her into this abandoned house. The victim told WG and the man put her in the basement and then took her up to the attic of the home, raped her twice, then left her there handcuffed. And just left. This article right here, Vinnie,

it really focuses on like the kidnapping and the rape. What about the good times? Too often in our relationships with X's, we think back, we think about the fights, we think about all the bad things they did, they cheated on you. But remember all those good times you shared together?

What is wrong with you, Carl? Can we focus on some of that here? I just, I hate all everything has to be negative with the news. Well, here's the positive part. All right, good. So she's trained up for four or five days. Big one. Now, a good she lost a lot of weight, though.

She was actually recommending it to some of her friends. She's like, well, if you want to lose 20 pounds, there's a way. There's a way. Just get raped by a homeless guy. A Good Samaritan's walking down the street on May 24th when he reportedly heard screams for help. I wait to dance a Good Samaritan. In the south side of Chicago, that's what's known as a Good Samaritan. Someone who hears someone screaming help from an abandoned house and goes, I think I should let someone know about this.

No kidding. The victim is homeless and is known around the neighborhood. One neighbor said that the home where she was found had been vacant for 25 years. Gammon was booked into the Cook County Jail and Chargers. of aggravated kidnapping and aggravated criminal sexual assault. That's the worst realtor ever. What is Suttering John

representing that household? It has character. Yeah. It's going to need a fixer up. You could ignore the blood and come. This place has it all a kitchen and evidence room. You could even use that as a podcast studio.

So, ladies. and gentlemen. That is this week's edition of the creepoff. Remember to vote at the creepoff.com. Stop doing meth everybody. Wow. Hey, you. Yeah, you. With the meth with the meth pipe. We're talking to you. Put it down.

Put it down. Stop it. The other one? Put the one down too. Put them both down. Smoke marijuana. It's legal almost everywhere now. Just do that. You don't need meth. Stop it with the meth, everyone. Yeah, you're not a good time on math. I know you think you're a good time on math. You're not a good time. No one's enjoying your presence.

When you're high on meth. Yep. Even your buddies who are also meth heads are like, this guy's kind of an asshole. You know, I feel like we're doing some good today. Finally. It only took us 120 episodes. All right. We'll be back here next week.

I believe we're going to be here on Tuesday. Carls. Oh, I have a surprise for you. I invited a professional photographer. And I also invited producer Chris, Andy Anchorage, to come watch. For real? Yeah, I invited them. all.

So wait. Whether or not they'll be here, that's up to them, but they're invited. I'm going to get into a cow bikini. Yep. In front of everybody. And your thought was, all Carl's friends are going to want to see this. They're all going to want to laugh at you. Yeah.

Okay. All right. A bunch of gay guys hanging out. Yeah, your friends. Checking me out. Okay. I see what's going on here. This sucks.

I am not happy about this. What if I quit the show between now and Tuesday the 5th? Tab is, uh, tab is gunning for your gig. Okay. All right. Tab can have it until we do a win Tab's job contest. I don't want anybody but you, Carl. If you left this show, this show would be over. Good.

All right. Yeah, so it's official. The show's over. Show's over. Yeah. All right. Leave us a voicemail. 585371.80808.

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Yeah, we don't talk about the Reddit enough. Yeah, it doesn't get a lot of love. But you can have a lot of fun on that. But there's episode conversations and threads going on in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So. Okay, folks. Get on the fucking boss.

The episode's over. Remember, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Creepoff roast.com, Gagia. Are we done there? I think we are. You know I've been able. You try.

I'm kinda like a pokey. You like a licking dick. I'm a kind of king. Wanna bring a bee. Ouch. Don't quiz. Goose. Keepers, creeper.

Where do you get those peepers? We, uh, we called that to stinger. They don't let you use that no more. May your enemies be cursed in your podcast adventures. Ciao Bella. Ah, Carl, I love you.