The Creep Off - Episode 122: Livin' La Vida Abrokwa

Episode Date: July 18, 2022

On today's episode Karl & Vinnie welcome their new pal Pat Dixon from the NYC Crime Report joins us to find out who is the biggest creep in New York City so far in 2022. In the competition we learned what happens when "Putin starts shootin", that Puerto Rico cannot be stopped, and most importantly getting shot is not the worst thing that can happen to you on the subway: Please consider supporting the show on patreon...you will get some cool merch! Check out these links to this week's Scum Parade  Extortion Rap For Woman Over OnlyFans Pix | The Smoking GunNew York Cop Arrested EMT Who Hit His Police Car With Ambulance Door (insider.com)West Virginia woman wakes up from 2-year coma after being attacked; brother arrested | Fox NewsRicky Martin Could Face 50 Years in Prison After New Developments Arise in Domestic Dispute (yahoo.com)

Hey, everyone, Tucker Dixon here, and last week we were turning Japanese. I learned that the Land of the Rising Sun believes in second chances in forgiveness. In fact, Vinnie's Creep, murder a French woman, the Japanese said, eh, we don't care, and that man went on to lead a productive life of writing books and making manga. The Japanese government also decided to forgive Carl's creep because all he did was murder his father-in-law. We've all been there before. But that man also went on to lead a very productive life of murdering and raping women. Now, for my previous Japanese person, that would have to be Pat Marita.

You know him as Mr. Miyagi. He popularized the Karate Kid Movies, which then got remade in 2010 with Jaden Smith. And now we're stuck with Jaden Smith thinking that he can act. Thanks a lot for that one. Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups.

You might want to walk away now. If you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Start spreading the news.

Ola Creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps, for you creeps. My name is Vinny. I am your host, and joining me, as always in studio is my good pal, Carl. Hey, what's happening, Vinnie Paulino? Wow, that was a real short introduction for yourself today. I wasn't ready for that. Yeah, I'm being magnanimous because we have a guest. Yes, very good. And our guest is all the way from New York City today from the New York City Crime Report.

It's Pat Dixon. Why? Thanks for having me. Proud to be here, guys. I am super happy to have you here today. I will tell you that Pat has been on my shirtless for a long time. He is perfect for this show. This guy knows true crime better than anyone else.

Well, I appreciate that. You know, it's maybe I should have chosen a criminal for my creep today. But, you know, we'll, you did think I might have, yeah. You did. You're fine. Well, you know, I can tell you some, the list of people that I've won with in the past. And I think it's probably pretty similar to who you picked today. Fauci won creep of the year 2020 on this show. Yeah. So hard to beat.

Hard to beat. She's not wrong. He's not wrong. So Carl, the results from last week. Yeah, let's talk about this. This is interesting. So we went to Reddit to see if we could get the vote to be more accurate, less cheating going on. And lo and behold, what happens when we go to Reddit, Vinny? Do you know? You won. That's right, baby.

I'll say it right now, Vinny. I'm going to suggest that we do U.S. elections on Reddit from here on out because it was actually an accurate count and the right person won, finally. I'm fine with the vote. It happens. I knew it. Well, yeah. Well, I have a 3-1 lead on you, so I don't really care. That's true. I needed a victory. I did need one.

Congrats. But the week is young, and this week, I'm very excited to say we have a great theme for our guest. This week, we are going to find out who is the A number one, king of the creeps in the city that always creeps New York. We're going to nominate the biggest creep from New York City in 2022. I'm pretty excited for this. one, Carl. There's a lot of people to choose from. A lot of ways to go with this. I, you know, it's interesting because there was a guy who was arrested three times in one day. And I was all excited. I'm doing my research. And I realized that was last year.

Fuck! Thought that was this year. And then there was the guy who set the Christmas tree on fire in front of the Fox News building. And that was his like second or third arrest of that day. But that was December of 2021. Like fuck. I'm telling you that city does not fucking sleep there's a lot going on there for sure which is why there's an entire show that pat does based on just crime in new york city yeah you never run out of stuff that's for sure and it's and it's and it's all manner is the weird shit you mentioned the political shit you mention it's all bad there one's the gauntlet here yeah yeah which is which is fun we could pretty much do this every week you want to just steal patch show maybe the compound will pick us up

i just start doing it on there i have a connection you know i'm too punchy. Make sure I have my ex on there. I had one of your exes in studio with me this past weekend. Oh, her. Yeah, yeah, the great Chrissy Mayer was in Worthy's podcast. Oh, okay. You know, Pat, I don't want to make this awkward between us, but I got to tell you, you and I have met before. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to tell the story or should we wait till the end? Oh, I'll tell you now. You'll laugh. Okay. I was auditioning to feature a junior year's last laugh at Erie, Pennsylvania. Oh.

And I went down to the club. And I got bumped because Chrissy showed up. I was supposed to open free. Really? I was supposed to do spots for auditions. And they were like, yeah, sorry, we're giving the spots to Chrissy. And I went, oh. How many years ago is this, really?

2011-ish, maybe. Yeah, yeah. So over 10 years ago. Oh, we were, oh, it was so new, so fresh. She was so not ready to feature. You would have been much better, I'm sure. Yeah, but I bet she's better in sucking dick. that Biddy could ever be.

Well, I should, I shouldn't assume that actually. I'm going to go. Listen, I'm going to go with probably she's better. I don't know about could ever be. Good point. Little practice. Yeah. I like to think that if I worked hard at something, I could do a good job.

I like to think that too, but I've seen your act. 10,000 hours, right? You got that, you got that drum fill for me, Vinnie? I've done that one joke, 10,000 hours worth. All right. Are we ready to get this thing started? We certainly are. Carl, you won last week, so you will be able to go first if you like to, unless Pat, you would like to go first. I defer.

Yeah. Well, I'll go first since I'm the pro here. And Pat is a mere amateur. Got that right. Trying to hang with the big boys. Let's go. I bring a creep that's actually something that I remember happening very vividly because I was in New York City when this happened. You might remember Frank R. James. You may remember what he did back in April of this year. 10 people were shot, many more injured, and thankfully, amazingly, no one died as a result. This guy went down in the subway in Brooklyn, and it was the morning after my last Anthony Coombe appearance, so I was staying in Manhattan, thankfully.

But he decided to go down to a subway and have a little bit of fun. I will show you some video that's really unforgettable at this point. What happened down on the platforms just before. 8.30 Tuesday morning. Authorities say a suspect led off two gas grenades, then opened fire, shooting 33 times. Authorities say he rented a U-Haul in Philadelphia, Frank James, and that's been located in Brooklyn. The keys to that vehicle, however, were found at this crime scene. James is tied to online post where he's ranting about homelessness as well as Mayor Eric Adams. The mayor responded to that discovery this morning. So do you remember this story?

very vividly I remember seeing the news on this yeah so this guy is quite a character he had quite the social media presence I don't know who he was talking to on the many of his videos got any views until he decided to shoot up a subway car but after that he got real popular online and people were very excited to see what he had to say so he decided to drive from where he was living in Wisconsin Madison Wisconsin to New Jersey originally and then And then he rented this U-Haul and decided to drive it up to Brooklyn. And he was ready to have a good time, Vinny.

If you're wondering, I know 4th of July is over, but there's other parties to attend. If you're wondering what you should bring, if you want to be the guy who brings the fun to a party, listen to this list. All right. In all, 33 shots were fired inside that subway car. There were grenades, fireworks, a hatchet, all found inside that bag. He brought a bag full of fireworks. I saw a photo of this. He had tons of fireworks, a grenade, a hatchet.

He's got guns in there. It's like, this guy is ready for a good time. The only thing he was missing was like a Bluetooth speaker. He might have had that. That might not have made the list. Yeah, but you do want to have some music bumping too. Yeah. Pretty sure with the fireworks.

That's awful. If you could sink it up, that'd be great. So this guy was Profit of Truth 88 on online. And I went ahead and found some choice cuts of some of his rants and ravings. as he was driving cross-country from Madison to Philadelphia, and apparently he has some PTSD going. But yeah, just on the drive, ma'am, just thinking because I'm heading back into the danger zone, so to speak.

You know, it's triggering a lot of negative thoughts, of course, because I do suffer, have a bad, severe case of post-traumatic stress after the shit I've been through over the fucking years, man. And just thinking about, you know, looking how fucked up people are. You know, and the nerve, the nerve, especially of an N-word. So I want to be somebody's judge.

Get him to center himself. And there's no way, no-how, an N-word is qualified to be anybody's judge. Excuse my expression because after we've been through, but see again, you take a bag, put a clean pair of underwear on, get a nice dress, a nice, nice, and you start to imagine yourself to be something that you're not.

I'm talking to the people that I pose you, again, I'm talking to those motherfuckers that did, did damage and did harm to me, tried to kill me, get me killed, try to get me locked up. I'm talking to them basically, because they were all black. And we're all in the same boat, going to the same place, regardless of what anybody wants to say. And especially now, what situations happen over in Ukraine. So Ukraine is what triggered all of this, which I find to be crazy. Fucking Putin. Yeah, he goes off on Putin quite a bit, which is hilarious.

hilarious. But so you go out, Pat. Oh, excuse me when he says we're all going to the same place. Does he mean prison? Yeah, I think he means Brooklyn. Oh. I think he means the end train. So what's interesting is that he hates black people. And he makes that very clear. But it's not just black people that he hates. That's what's the motherfucker like Ralph, Ralph Marr, I call him a turd in a toilet. That's all he is. That's all Puerto Ricans are. That's all niggas are in the day. A bunch of turds in the toilet. wait for somebody

pull a handle and just that fast we're going guys get something about dialism going ah that's not a real healthy view on society no it's not optimistic it's not going to win your friends

you think that this would have gotten a little more play in the in the legacy media wouldn't you yeah this went away quick didn't it yeah sure it's interesting yeah yeah big mass shooting turds in the

toilet. Yeah. And all of these rantings online. This is the thing that I find annoying, Pat, is whenever this kind of thing happens, that people complain like, why didn't YouTube flag this? Why didn't Facebook flag this? Don't they have algorithms? Don't they have mechanics in place to get this kind of things? Like, no, they shouldn't be doing any of that. The fact that they're taking down people who are talking about ivermectin is the problem because they're like, oh, if you could take down that, then you should take down this too. It's like, no, stop taking down anything. Stop taking down anything. We need a warning on these people. You know what I mean? They'll tell you I'm on my way to create a danger zone.

Oh, yeah. He talks about his PTSD and everything. Did he post this or did he just send it directly to his defense attorney? All right, let's hear more about how he feels about people. A stinking black bitch has hate for me. It wants to attack and do harm against me. You ought to die. You ought to be fucking incinerated, you black staking bitch.

I think this guy needs to hug. Like literally, if just somebody would just like reached over to him and be like, man, I feel yeah. Dude, I'm having PTSD to an open mic listening to this guy just fucking rant. Let's, let's hear him as he's realizing his PTSD is kicking in. This is my post-traumatic stress is kicking in right now. I'm so happy. I'm not happy, but I'm glad, you know, I feel a sense. I have a sense of joy. I've seen people, I've seen a side of human beings. They didn't need to die. They need to suffer and drop fucking dead. Because if they were good people and these people, we won't be going through.

this. But there's something, I don't call it karma, call the fuck you want, I don't know what the fuck it is. That's what I said. I had plans to do things to people. I don't need to plan do shit. Do what to you? It's about to happen. In a way, I wouldn't even wish the, even on, even on the worst, the motherfucker. I hate the worst. I wouldn't wish this on them. Then why do it? What's about to really happen? Just skip it. Yeah, he's convinced that World War III is going to go down. I guess it didn't happen as quickly as he wanted it to. So he decided that he was going to get things going until that very last little bit he was really killing you know i mean like he would have done great at any open light oh listen to this one this this rant right here i have labeled

just funny rant this is hilarious i'm getting people park in a parkway why people be shooting like this why don't they make the play it out of the black box that's what i want to know it says 12 items or less. I'm getting tired of looking at a fucking stinking nigger. Getting worse and worse and just this bitch is just shitting fucking babies out that have no sense of shit. Again, eat, sleep, shit,

piss, fuck, fight, talk, and start shit. And what the fuck else do you do? Why should you be here? Why should you allow just be staying this motherfucker? Make a fucking reason. Make a reason. It's not going to suffice. Because the motherfucker's see the same thing I see. And one one or the other, have every intention

of getting rid of your fucking ass. Just like them turn to the european jews were gotten rid of in europe whoa it went to the holocaust from there i wasn't expected that holy shit this guy's all over the place you're talking crazy all right so this comes back to um the ukraine and the war in ukraine is what's really triggered this anyone could really get at like a cell phone can't they yeah it actually is pretty good quality too you hear that audio i've heard podcasts it sound way worse than this it's not bad When Putin gets to shooting, I'm being said, thank you, Mr. Putin. Because I'm being incinerated with everybody else, but I'm going to be, I'm going to die with a smile on my face and a song in my fucking heart.

Because that's exactly what the fuck shit happened. Yeah. You know, they say that suicidal people are the happiest right before they commit the act because they've come to grips with this. Like, okay, good. I know what I'm going to do. It's going to be over. I'm not going to feel depressed anymore. This guy obviously was going through this thing where he's just like, I cannot wait to shoot up some motherfuckers in the subway. This is going to be great. He's going to be generated for Christ's sake, along with the rest of everybody. This, like you said, pretty fucking negative, but I mean, the song in his heart, that's what matters.

Well, this is great right here when he starts singing West Side Story. This had me crack. Oh, Ria. Your ass, your stinking ass is free. You're free here. What you take? I want to be in America. Everything be there.

No, my Spanish-speaking friend, you got to pay, bitch. Your kids got to pay, nigga. And ain't about to do it right now. When Putin gets to shooting. When Putin gets to shooting. This guy was rooting for World War III more than anyone I've ever heard before. Almost as much as our own government. Right, yeah.

He can get a job. You're like, oh, you want to start a war? Yeah, we got positions open, sir. Come out in. I got three letters for you, sir. C-I-A. Have you heard of the, like you said, the singing show tunes for Christ's sake in their own in their manifesto. It's rare.

Yeah, it's rare. These guys are having a lot of fun with that. I actually think that makes them a little less creepy. Well, I disagree with you, Vinny, because he shut up smoke bombs and it just started shooting randomly to crowds of people who were trapped on a subway car, which is pretty fucking scary. So Frank R. James actually, you know, obviously he wasn't trying to get away with it since he left the fucking keys to his rental car sitting. right there on the crime scene but there was a manhunt out for him you know he was obviously they were all looking for frank r james and 30 hours later he called the police on himself he called himself and he's just like all right what am i going officer crumpkey take me away i didn't know what's i'm gonna get

you all excited then he i'll bring it up more often yeah i mean i don't understand how he fucking got away for so long 30 hours i mean they they find people much much much faster than that you know uh especially a citywide man on it's incredible it's absolutely incredible did you ever see 10 10 injured people because i didn't i saw everybody pour off that train i don't mean to be a conspiracy there is dear i know that's not what it's about but i mean i never saw like 10 people shot in the leg laying there on the platform well did you happen to hear that there were 33 shots fired that's a very specific number that's a little bit odd isn't it it is yeah it seems like that number has some significance i can't remember what it is

I can't remember either but like he's looking at us like he doesn't know what the fuck's going on i don't know what the fuck is all right i'll play along with you buddy yeah yeah yeah yeah we don't know either so anyway uh frank r james is my creep vote for carl on our subreddit where the voting actually matters my creep today made national headlines in new york city this past february he is a homeless man he is a problem his name is frank a brokwa now i know we have decided to stick to 2022 yes And so I'm going to try to do this as quickly as I can. And I'm only going to give you a few background details that are very important here.

From 1999 to 2021, Carl, he was arrested 44 times. Okay. He has one felony conviction and 10 misdemeanor convictions. Oh, okay. So he's just doing like petty shit. He's just having fun. This guy is a walking game of Grand Theft Auto. Yeah, I was going to say, like, I wouldn't be surprised like Dick Masterson was arrested 44 times over a span of 10.

plus year. It's like, yeah, well, we're having fun. It's going to happen. I will tell you that this, an incident that did happen in September of 2021 did come to play in this. He walked up to a Jewish man on Utica Avenue and grabbed him and called him an effing Jew and spit in his face. That's not a nice thing to do. So I guess in New York City, that is considered a hate crime. Is it? Really? I would imagine, yes. Interesting. Yes, because that's what he was charged with later after they finally caught him. So again, not the biggest creep from 1999 to 2000 and 21.

Right. Let's talk 2022, boys. Let's do that. January 7th, he's starting New Year's off, right, Carl. He's arrested for allegedly punching a 30-year-old man in the head multiple times.

And a trade station in Harlem. The attack was completely unprovoked. The dude was just sitting there. This guy jumped on him and started punching him. Okay. You'd say 33 times? No, I. This doesn't even happen.

He was a 33-year-old man who was that punched 33 times. On February 5th, 2022, he was arrested after allegedly punching a 53-year-old man in the face at a Port Authority bus terminal. Now, he was charged with second-degree aggravated harassment, second-degree aggravated harassment, and third-degree assault and third-degree attempted assault. The next day, February 6, he's arraigned with these crimes, and they said that his charges were not eligible for monetary bail. so he was released yeah basically they said who gives a shit who gives a fuck have a great day frank wait for how many punches there's a lot of punches there's a lot of punches i don't know how they figure the ratio for the shit out because like i went on the new york city police department's website this morning and there is like a ratio of how they figure out who's going to be held on bond

i feel like the the the bond restructuring or bail restructuring thing that they did is really just kind of like the Chinese social structure thing. You have to get so many points before they'll like actually keep you in prison. So he had to go out and score some more boys. So it's like being a retitor at this point. Okay. This leads us to February 21st, 2022. He allegedly hit on a Hispanic woman who was 43 years old who was sitting on a bench in the subway station in Whitfield Bronx. Now, how was her dump her? Well, I'm just going to say that his works. And, And I'm also gonna say that there are worse things that could happen to you on a subway than being shot.

Here is the video. Okay. Here is the video of what happened on February 21st. So there is Frank walking past the woman. Now she had ignored him and now he had gone into another subway car and filled a bag with his own shit. He literally shit in a bag in an empty subway car and just rubbed it. I just made sure he really got it in there too.

He went back for seconds. And then he just walked away all nice nice now that doesn't seem like it's a lot of fun to have happened to you but how about if I add well I mean you eat shit on stage every night so you probably know how that feels I think this is more fun this way and if that was the criticism against me I won't hear it and I won't listen to it I just feel like at least he didn't call her a fucking Jew I mean that's a fucking crazy is that a hate crime shoving shit in someone's face it seems like He's pretty hateful.

It was like a Three Stooges movie with a pie. He just shoved it right in her face. And I mean, it's splattered. A turd falls on the ground at her feet. You can see it. And he just starts rubbing it into the top of her head. Yeah.

Like, I mean, like literally it is a whipped prank. Like he's just rubbing it into her hair. And listen, I have to say that shit sucks, but homeless person shit, who that's another level right there.

I mean, like, God damn. He didn't, he never, he couldn't get it. couldn't stop he kept on as he walked away he walked past he leaned back it was like oh a little more ducky for you just rubbed the back of her head this woman was covered she had

it in her eyes her nose inside of her ears her mouth she got slimed carl yeah so basically what you're saying is that the biggest creep is someone who just pulled a fun prank and then just walked away like that's a fun prank right there well Carl My guy is also keen on the old internet live stream manifesto. Oh, is it? This is, I pulled this from somebody else's TikTok. He did not put these fun graphics on there, but this is a nice little clip to kind of explain where his head was at with all of this. The God in my favor and in my heart, I fear no man on this earth, and I never feared no woman on this earth.

I don't care how the city decide to look at the situation. This is my portion. This is my son of the story of what's going on. Was I right for smearing that lady in the face with poop? Yop. Had I would have a gun, that I would have shot up, yop. Had I would have a bomb without bomb her house? Yop.

And I feel, I'm not too. There's nothing that I'm taking back. There was no regrets right now. And that's the way the news goes. No regrets. Jesus. Would I bomb her house? Yeah.

You know what I, that guy must not have been able. to wipe either when he did that he walked away with a ass full of dokey too no he what a fucking awful creepy man disgusting but he did wipe his hand off at the end yeah that's right he just gave her a little paintbrush at the end so you would think now there's a manhunt this new this video is all over the place of the news nationwide news yeah and everybody like they added like to come to new york new york tourism commercials everywhere that's gross but this guy fucking got away and they ended up arresting him at a homeless shelter but they didn't arrest him for this the next day February 22nd the day after he smeared shit on this woman he's

accused of menacing an employee with a screwdriver during a robbery at a hardware store no one told me there was going to be boasting if you work at a hardware store you're going to be medics with a screwdriver or two it's part of the job they caught him inside of a homeless shelter Yeah. And when they got him, he told the cops, quote, shit happens. Oh, I see what you did. I love the guy. He's a way better comedian than yours. Oh, he really did do. Yes, he really did say that. And he also said, quote, this is a shitty situation multiple times. And he had a big old smile. This guy loves the camera. Now, this time, surely he's, he's robbing hardware stores with a screwdriver. They let him out again. Why? There's video of him smearing shit in a person's face. He's robbing the hardware store.

They let him walk again. He's punching people all over town. And you're free to go, sir. We'll see you for your next court appearance. Now, March 18th, he allegedly went to the Treasure Island storage facility. Not the gift shop, everybody, not to be confused. He shattered a window with a dumbbell and told the manager that he wanted a refund for what? I have no idea. It's almost like he's crazy or something. So then he went back to the facility

again and told the same manager that if he didn't get his refund by March 21st, he was going to come back and quote, catch a felony. This time he's arrested on March 21st when he went back to this place to collect his money. And he was jailed at Rikers Island. And finally, a judge set his bail at $5,000, which to my knowledge, he is not met yet. He's still just sitting in Rikers for all that I know the go fund me is creepoff dot com backs us page yeah do it to our page out if you want to see him raise that five five legal defense fund is our that's frank a brokwa he fucking is a problem he's not fun carl no i mean that video's pretty fun but yeah i wouldn't want to hang out with him very long i'm not fan yeah jesus a bag of shit all she did was ignore him too

So I hope you learn a lesson Always say hello back That's the lesson I think that to me The creepiest part of this was she didn't talk to him So he goes into another subway car Has a plastic bag somehow Shits in it in the subway car

And he's like I know what to do here Is that why we're banning plastic bags So the homeless people don't shit in it And then smear it in someone's face That's the best argument I've heard for banning them. That's the best fucking argument there is for it. Yeah. Try doing that with a paper bag. It's going to be messy.

Yeah. Much messy. Paper bags can also, yeah, be bad for the environment in general. Immediate environment. All right. Don't you love throwing all your plastic shit into a paper bag? Doesn't that make you feel like you're really doing something good for the environment? I like when you get a paper straw that's wrapped in plastic.

That's my favorite thing. Fuck. Well, all right. My turn now to do this. It is your turn. Yes, we do have 33 viewers right now watching live on YouTube. Just want to throw that out there. All right.

I'm going to make it good then. But now, all right. Well, that's hard to be. I mean, both of you guys, everything. I don't know if I can top it, but I can say that the man responsible for the New York City that we have now where people take shit and rub it on people and they get let go. and the permissive state for New York City's in right now

for criminals. It comes back to my choice for creep of the weak creep of obviously Bill de Blasio who I know you're saying well he's not mayor anymore sure but his legacy lives on and it will for a long

long time eight years of Bill de Blasio now Bill de Blasio gave a speech to the Puerto Rican people on I guess this over the weekend at a Puerto Rican Day parade or some shit like that. And the douchebaggery is so apparent. I don't even need to explain it. While you play this, if I ask you to pause, would you be able to?

Certainly. Let's listen to it. The center of Puerto Rican culture. This is the place, except for Puerto Rico itself. There are no place. There's no place in the world with more Puerto Ricans than New York City. I'm glad he caught himself there because I was going to say like Puerto Rico probably. me would be my number one but okay

I'm glad to got that I don't know man I've been to Frontier Field in July Carl yeah you have to rephrase what he's saying there and and let's say I mean like I know yeah this is no shit in a bag on a head but look at that fucking shirt

yeah that this guy's a creep you're right where's that shirt makes me want to find a plastic bag yeah I have a saying for that shirt it stinks it's not a good Sure. He really does kick up the knot, kick it up a couple of notches on the pronunciation of everything trying to sound. Oh, good. And when we celebrate Puerto Rico, this is the place to do it. And we celebrate the strength of the Puerto Rican people.

After Hurricane Maria, after the earthquakes, financial crisis, health care crisis. The United States of America, the United States of America. America has not done everything it should do for Puerto Rico. There's so much more we have to do, right? We have to stand up for Puerto Rico. But we're not going to let the vote, though, right? I mean, how far do you want to go with this? We're not going to let these people vote. They're not going to be a state, correct?

It's like a crazy here. Fuck you. See, this is a parade. This is a happy day. And he's talking all this shit. Remember the hurricane financial crisis? Stop. And, okay, so if he just said to the, we didn't do everything that should have been done, right?

And everybody's like, all right. Sure. Sure. Okay. All right. This is why I would have reminded them. By the way, I don't know if you guys realize this, but we give Alaska and Hawaii the ability to vote in our elections. Not you guys.

All right. Have a great parade, everybody. Have fun. Enjoy the march and band. Always stand up for each other. and are there for each other. And after Hurricane Maria, New York City knew our mission was to send people to Puerto Rico to help Puerto Rico. Our mission was to stand shoulder to shoulder, and we will always stand shoulder to shoulder with Puerto Rico.

Okay. Everybody? Yeah, stop right there. Did he go to Puerto Rico? Who's he talking about? I don't know. See, did she go? Who's going?

This motherfucker says, like, we didn't do everything we should have done. But when Maria came, we went over there and stood shoulder to shoulder. we're we it's like wait wait a second you're just contradicting yourself like I mean yeah I mean like which one is it are you good or bad you fucking fruit oh shit I fucked up here we go sorry guys go to help to help Puerto Rico our mission was to stand shoulder to shoulder and we will always stand shoulder to shoulder with Puerto Rico everybody there's no stopping Puerto Rico there's no stopping New York City. Wait a second. Let's pause it real quick. Is Puerto Rico in a war or something? What's going? There's no stopping Puerto Rico from who? Shoot. No, stopping them from what? Now I'm nervous. I didn't care about Puerto Rico. A minute ago. They're leading a National League East or something. You know. All right. We're never going to stop you, Puerto Rico. We're not activating. He's trying to be too. Shaking his finger around and everything. Like people. People.

do not respond to you because everything you say is insincere. Well, that shirt makes me not like him. Together, Que Viva Puerto Rico! Oh, Christ. I mean, this is the guy who, like,

as soon as he's in office, he goes, you know what? There's not enough pissing in the streets. Yeah. And I don't want to say he caused, you know, your guy to rub shit on somebody, but he certainly opened the door to it because, you know, you open the door to door for piss and you stop punishing pissed you're getting shit right behind it it's it's just

going to happen it's a slippery pissy shitty slope yes what next guys are going to do number three in girls faces oh wait yeah actually i've seen that a few times oh carl not that i think about it yeah he uh he teamed up with melissa mark viverino who i believe is puerto rican and uh she was the head of the city council at the time the two of them just started rewriting everything policy law and laid the groundwork for all of this shit it's like we don't need to punish people for jumping the turnstile we don't need to punish people for drinking beer in public we don't need to be i mean you can have your dick out right mhm showing it to some you know teenager i guess you know but then you just pretend listen i know you're mad at anthony coomia because he had to fire you but let's not talk

about him right now okay let's not bring that into this talking about de blasio hey uh i think uh this this guy has done more to rack new york city create shit smearing incidents and uh you know create a world where nobody feels safe okay i'm not gonna argue with anything you're saying right now i know that we're in competition right now but i am in full agreement you know what i'm gonna call horse shit on you car you're mad at the guy who's like it's okay to drink beer in public you're mad at that guy stop it that's cool i'm i'm okay with that well i was got a fucking white claw on his cup holder of his jeep right now it's getting warm can we hurry this up for you understand yeah it's all very selective and uh i don't know if you got to see any of bill de blasia

now i know again this is a ground uh background but he giving the covid update every day he used the word safe so many times and that's all he talked about was safety and and the way he pander to blacks power that's the word he uses for them power and pain if you were to do one of those things that shows how many words look there's no way that the visceral appeal of just having a fucking stinky pile of homeless duke rubbed all over a woman that that's really fuck i would the worst thing that could happen you should vote for me i feel like that is is thinking that bitty's in the lead right now the way that he's talking this guy shot up a subway car pat i just heard that the most recently you know and there was a certain charm to the fucking guy's manifesto you have to

admit yes thank you uh you know and there's just definitely nothing charming about de blasio and without de blasio you have no shit smearing guy so i give him ultimate credit for yours i mean i think a vote for for the shit smearing guy is actually a vote for me all right well this is insane fucking chicken and egg fucking uh argument here is insane right now i don't believe the thing on the train happened though so i mean it's a little like me to talk about i knew that would be fun to about here. Oh boy. Oh boy. You want to start a conspiracy show with me after this Pat? Yes. We'll just we'll leave it. We'll run on this stream. We'll just start it right up. It's called it all ears. I love it. I don't call it Sandy Hook never happened starring

Pat and Carl. Hey, what happened to the stream? Great job guys. You guys don't believe in Sandy hug. All right. Let's move on. Anything else on the Blasio you want to talk about? Holy shit. I think I think I think I think we covered it I mean the demand is married to a black lesbian that that's actually an impressive that's impressive it's pretty impressive pat I don't know what you're trying to argue here well for political reasons it's not like they're in love uh you know don't that matter anymore don't that yeah it's not like any politician ever married someone for political reasons anthony weiner yeah right man married the ugliest woman in north America, though. That's true.

It's a word of beetle juice. I'm going to make sure I tell my wife that it wasn't her. That's all I got on Bill. Very well done, Pat. As a first timer, that was a great presentation. I appreciate that. God, it's hard.

It's hard to, hard to argue with any of that. I might be voting for you this week. So if you visit the creepoff.com, dot com you can follow uh the link to reddit to exactly where you go to vote which is not the the creep off like you said last week it was i guess somebody changed it no i think you're thinking of the discord channel is the creep off not not our reddit reddit is just the creep i want you to know that after last week's episode everyone thinks i'm a stupid idiot yeah so could you stop piling on could you see me alone

i just i'm about to have to go through a voicemail segment where i'm about to be verbally berated by everyone okay so lucky for us pets i can be able to hear it um Today's creepoff is brought to you by our good friends in the only city of New York that is shittier than New York. The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse. We take great pride here in Syracuse that we STD test all of our prostitutes. Why wonder if you're going to get a disease when we can guarantee it. See you in Syracuse. Uh, Carl, I would like to congratulate you.

A listener is very impressed. Hey, real quick, I have a suggestion. The way you loaded those videos in, can you just load audio files in there, too, maybe? No, it doesn't let you. I tried that too. Not great. Sorry, Pat. We'll be back to fun with you in a minute.

Sit tight. Well, boys, you did it. You did what my parents and my church could never do. Looking at Carl in that cow outfit has cured my homosexuality. Now, I'm not attracted to women now. I'm not attracted to anything now. Thank you, guys. You've made me an asexual creep.

Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. Well, it turns out no one can hear my audio either. Oh, no one on the YouTube cat? Nobody could hear it either. Yeah, that makes sense. Hey, guys, I'll put that one into the actual podcast, so you'll be able to hear it.

It was pretty good. Carl made a gay man asexual. Correct. I cured him of his gayness, which apparently is important. Yes. We found a cure, boy. it's carl to cal bikini it's good looking hey have you seen the picture yet pat no i'll text it to you later okay so listen the the problem is like even if it does do some good we have to weigh that with

the bad that can come from this too how's right what do you mean what bad could come from all of us laughing at you what bad can come from seeing me and a cow bikini the list is endless my friend it's just lots of laughs for everybody okay lots of last for everybody so okay do you have any voice spells carl no but if you want to uh shoot yours to me i can play them off my sound board i don't know why we didn't think of that sooner yeah fucking i'll too gives a shit we'll give us a fuck we'll do it next week okay they're all gonna pile up we'll listen to your voice bills one of these days we'll get it right sounds good so i guess i mean shows never get quite the same love do they damn fuck it whatever i'm using stream yard today because

carl told me to and on pc it's not great it's not because i told you to it's because you don't know how to use the software that you normally use that's why you're using stream yard fuck you car i'm gonna fight you next i'm gonna fucking fight you next all right all right it's time for a scum parade hit the music car oh i'm i'm on the music this time let's let's do it There is nothing show There is nothing quite as evil

as a woman scorned And July 6th In a bid to recoup a $45 debt from a former girlfriend A Florida woman allegedly copied images from her exes Only fan page And threatened to send the nude photos to the victim's mother and grandmother. So this is a lesbian couple. Yep.

And one of the women, who I assume is hot, has an only fan's account. She's not bad to look at. Yeah. And so this was the idea that she was going to threaten her with sending the nudes to her mom and her grandmother over $45. Sucks, man. I mean, how is her grandmother going to react when she finds out she's a lesbian? Guys, never break the law over $45. It's embarrassing.

why is my granddaughter's roommate here so ladies if you have an only fans account you know you're just setting yourself up for this i mean stuttering john that were victim blaming i'm not i'm just saying stuttering john puts up his whole fucking copyright copyright bullshit doesn't what does that stop anybody from doing anything i mean this is what this lady did she screen shot the new images and save them to her camera roll without authorization Who knew that someone would do something like that? Yeah. I need criminal mastermind.

Although while you're selling pictures of your bottle for $5 on the internet. Yeah. It's gonna happen. Well, she is a criminal mastermind though. She went to college and studied criminology. And I think she did that just to get ideas. You know, like, today we're gonna look about blackmail. Oh, blackmail.

It sounds interesting. Yeah, we write this down. Is that M-A-I-L or M-A-L-L-E? Yeah, because one of them scares me. look it's called it's only fans for Christ's sake okay that means you don't do this kind of thing right that's how you know people won't do it you're saying grandma's not a fan I'm saying I'm guessing probably not well we'll support you in every way we can dear you're allowed to do this on only X's dot com yes only fans this is not

allowed so she's got arrested for this yeah she has a $10,000 bond and this is apparently a felony yeah extortion yeah it's it's a problem over 45 dollars you got to ask for more money than that or else it's embarrassing eliza jean limitae 24 years old she also works for a tampa law firm and when asked for comment they responded with just a face palm emoji uh carl that's not all she does if you like to help her she has an online business selling quote zen candles yeah crystals and art Damn, I'd rather go to the only fans, you know, for sure.

If you could sell pictures of your butthole for $5, you would, right? Does anyone in Tampa have a legitimate job? I mean, granted, I only know Chad Zumach and the ROTC guys, but still, is anyone in Tampa just going to a nine to five? Doesn't seem like it. It seems like the only fans girls. The only one is gatefully employed here. Right, exactly.

All right. Let's go to a little town that we love that a lot of you are coming to visit September 17th for the creep-off roast. Rochester, New York, baby. Oh, yeah, what happened in our town here, maybe? Oh, we suck, folks. New York, a Rochester police officer was placed on administrative duty

after he arrested an EMT who reportedly hid his car with an ambulance door. Now, the incident took place on Monday at Strong Memorial Hospital where the unnamed Rochester Police Department investigator was parked in an ambulance bay. Yeah, so he was parked where the ambulance is supposed to be.

Correct. Yeah. let's make sure that's out of the way everybody knows the cop is parked where he's not supposed to be right the ambulance comes with a person who's having an emergency when they pulled in and they opened up the door the EMT got out to transport the patient at that point the door of the ambulance hit the police car the investigator freaks out on her and then demands to see her ID he wants to deal with everything now and she says I'm a little busy yeah I have so what I've tried to rush into the hospital so Sorry I dinged the car you don't own. By the way, they were tipping these cars upside down just a couple of years ago in this town. And this guy's worried about a door hitting his car, the side of his car. Who gives a shit? Well, what happened next, we're going to watch because there is security footage.

This EMT went back into the hospital with the patient. And in comes the police officer. I'm not finished with you. Yeah, he's fired up. grabs her, pushes her up against the wall. Yeah. I'm against a counter cuffs her and it cuffs her she's working actively working on a patient right now who's laying down on a gurney and this guy's arresting her and taking her away from the

patient yeah he takes her right out the front door unbelievable all right so can someone please tell this man's wife to suck his dick this is the guy who is not getting laid i can care and fucking t you that down buddy you are right you are 100% right this is not about the dig folks. No, this is not about his car. He doesn't give a shit about his car. Clearly not about the day. And don't get me wrong.

I want to manhandle EMT workers, too. They don't think they're better than me. I get annoyed. I get it. Not the way to go about it, though. Well, that patient was probably fine. No, we don't know if it was cost, you know, or if it was time irrelevant.

Sure. Yeah. Not always. You know, sometimes it's just regular shit. Stop resuscitating that patient. I'm going to arrest you. Let me ask you a question. Do you think cops should be arresting people over dings?

No. Yeah. They feel like it. They feel like it. It's the best answer. So the Rochester City Police Accountability Board is reviewing the incident and the police officer has been put on administrative duty. The Monroe ambulance company said they value their employee. The employee was not ticketed and was released from custody.

Yeah. When the cop brought him back, they're like, what did you do? No, what are you doing? Can't do that. That motherfucker stormed in there, dude. Yeah, he was pissed. He stormed in there. He looks like fucking Hank from Branky Bad.

Just got that build. Grumpy fire plug of a fucking little angry white guy. What's funny though is that they actually, it says in the article they put him on desk duty, which I thought was like a thing they did in movies. I didn't know that was a real thing. Oh shit. You had to put his gun on the desk and shit, right? Yeah, right. You had to do the whole thing.

His chief was just like settled down, Michael Chickles. fucking tush bag. All right. Next creep. This is a great story. This might be my favorite story of the week because I love justice. I'm a big fan of justice. And sometimes you got to wait a while for it.

West Virginia authorities on Friday announced the arrest of a man in the attempted murder of his sister. After she woke up from a two-year coma and squealed on him. Yeah. Bitch. Wasn't expecting that, was he? She fucking got up. She was doing the goddamn. John Stephen

I'm awake bitch So the Jackson County Sheriff's office And out How many times did the brother Walk into that hospital I'm just going This thing's still plugged in

What are we doing here? He's just always standing kind By the wall outlet Yeah He's like kicking it a little bit We need closure Yeah right Well they got it

Because Daniel Palmer The 3rd 55 years old Has been arrested in charge With attempted murder and malicious wounding in connection to the 2020 attack against his sister that left her hacked up and left for dead this guy was no joke yeah quote i wouldn't have wagered a nickel for her life that morning she was in that bad of shape quite honestly she was unconscious circling the drain medically massive massive amounts of head trauma consistent with some sort of machete or hatchet

type injury sheriff ross mellinger said after palmer's arrest on friday now neighbors found Wanda Palmer, unconscious and slept over on a couch at her home with just her head is fucking, like half gone and fucking sloppy all over the place. A direct quote? I think Vinny's starting to make some of the stuff like. No, I said end quote, Pat. I said end quote there. You got to catch that. I'm good with those.

Imagine that though. Normally when you get that phone call, hey, good news. Your sister's out of the coma. That's like a good thing. This guy's like, what? Fuck. She's not talking, is she? Yeah.

First thing she doesn't wake up and tattle. Right. My thought is this. If you're going to attack your sister with a hatchet or a machete, chop the head clean off. Finish the job. You stupid fucking idiot. Well, I like the motivation.

Your sister. I like the motivation of him murdering or trying to murder his sister. He's just an asshole. Yeah. They're like, why do they do this? He's just a mean guy. He's not a nice person. It's very mean.

And they hadn't arrested the guy yet. I mean, there was apparently no other evidence tying him to it. managed to evade capture like they don't know it's him and she wakes up and says it's him isn't it just a he said she said well the cops suspected him but they never arrested him and uh at this point it is a he said she said and uh they said that he has quite the violent history according to the sheriff's office and uh he is currently under arrest and going to trial so she might have dreamed this whole thing i've seen the sopranos i know what happens when you're in a coma get a whole other world going on my brother was a mean fish and he was yelling at me yeah exactly okay

ladies and gentlemen how the mighty have fucking fallen our last story this story is awesome this is the best and hopefully truest story that we've ever done about a celebrity on the show yeah because this is hall of faith worthy folks he is denying it i'll say that he is a hundred percent denying everything that I'm about to say he did. Shortly after denying allegations made against him in a domestic violence restraining order that was filed in Puerto Rico, Ricky Martin's accuser has been revealed after the complaint was made anonymously under law 54 known as the Domestic Abuse Prevention and Intervention Act, Martin's brother Eric revealed the victim is the artist's nephew Dennis. Yeah, that's written wrong. It's the artist's nephew. Not the artist's nephew. Not the artist's

It's his nephew. It's, it's. Yes. Ricky Martin's 21 year old nephew is who he's been in a relationship with for seven months. And I have to say that incest is pretty gay. I can't stop Puerto Rico. You can't stop Puerto Rico. They're living Lovina Loka down there. I really don't want to steal Tucker Dixon's joke, but he said inside, outside he turned his nephew's but hole. Yo, fuck your nephew's ass when you're living Levitia loka. Jizz on your nephew's face, living LaVita Loca. So apparently, after they broke up in their seventh-month relationship, Ricky didn't take it well. Yeah. He was consistently reaching out to the young man and loitering outside of his home. Sanchez added that there was physical and psychological abuse that occurred during the relationship.

Now, the legal battle is going to begin on July 21st. under Puerto Rican law allegations of incest are taken very seriously if proven guilty the artist can be sentenced to up to 50 years in prison man what took him so long to mention this was he in a coma good question smash his nephew's with my machete but honestly man 50 years in prison i feel like that is just for that shitty music that man has put out no the music's great hopefully that nephew's hot because otherwise this seems like pretty crazy thing to do he's hot I guarantee you he's hot

yeah Ricky Martin's married and they have a whole family and I don't know if he's divorced dude did you ever hear this Ricky Martin song it's not a hit but it's on one of his albums okay I freaking hate vaginas yeah pretty good song

that was the B side and then he had this one which I think is kind of telling now looking back at it ain't only raping children. Wow. I mean, all the sides were there. We should have known.

It's kind of like Michael Jackson's bad. You should have known there was a problem there. We should have all known. He told us. So he says that he's innocent of all these charges and will be fully vindicated. But we're going to find out very, very soon. What's going to happen next? Whoa, you got butt slam!

Oh, ho, ho. Could you imagine being? fucking Ricky Martin's nephew and like going through life being able to brag about being Ricky Martin's nephew yeah until it turns out so he starts fucking you and then stalking you I kind of don't want to be related to this guy anymore although I want to say props to Ricky Martin for living in Puerto Rico that was the most surprising thing about this whole story to be like he actually lives there he doesn't have to he's got money I think I'm sure how big of a career has he had passed that one song he had two songs okay and

And back then when you sold CDs that you made real money on music. So I think he's doing all right. All right. It wasn't Spotify money back then. Gotcha. He just not making the TikTok dollars. Actually, I'll look it up. I wonder what his net worth is.

What do you think it is, Pat? $33 million. Can you imagine? I, you know, he's probably got, uh, he's, I, I would say that's a pretty good guess, actually, $33 million. I'm gonna go five to 10 mil. Holy shit, guys. What? $120 million.

million dollars. I am telling you, having a hit song is very profitable. You know how many other people's nephews you could buy for that kind of money? Oh shit. Yeah. You can be people outside your family. Do you have that kind of money? You don't even have to risk, you know, having retarded kids and shit. The family reunion is not a singles bar. Okay. It's not where you pick people up from. His latest hit. Keep it in the family. It's just a family affair. Did he ever cover that song? Let's take a look at that.

Well, Carl, I have to say, we've done a lot today. We have. And we have a new segment we'd like to announce to the show, folks. Something new we're going to give a try out this week. And I promise you next week you'll be able to hear all of these calls. But our voicemail line that folks, you all know the number, I don't even remember the number. It's not on the screen. So we're not sure right now.

Yeah, we're fucked. Hey, we're doing a good job today, Pat. I swear to you. We don't usually use this. We're going to do the, you could. Call in a creep. If there's so many that you know's being a creep, we don't want to know their name,

don't give us identifying details, but you tell us what the creeps in your life are up to. Try to keep it under a minute, and by God, try to keep it interesting. The phone number is 585-371-88108. Yeah, this is your chance to tell us because everyone encounters creeps in their lives, and maybe it's not making the news.

Maybe we don't read about it during the scum parade. So you tell us about some creepy stories. is going on in your life. That's it, folks. Catch a creep. Let us know what's going on. All right. With that being said, there are less than 20 tickets left for the creep off roast.

You get your tickets at creepoffroast.com. I believe there are only four VIP tickets left for the meet and greet. Weird. There was three last time I heard. I was wrong. I was wrong. That was my bad. There's four left.

So that is happening September 17th here at the Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. and we have a pretty good list of people coming to this. I don't know if we want to announce any yet. We probably want to hold off. Yeah, there's going to be a couple of video submissions, but there are going to be some surprise guests that we have not announced yet. Yeah, that we're just waiting on some final. That's right.

Pat Dixon is going to be there. Thanks for agreeing to that, Pat. My pleasure. Well, I feel like you have a lot of free time now, so. I have so much free time I can drive my ass all the six hours all the way up to fucking Rochester. That's what I figured. I'd be happy to. You know, I'd make time if I did. I'm teasing you obviously. Well, you are you are. Okay. You are welcome to. We'd love to I was just about to say you're absolutely welcome to. Yeah. I don't, I don't want to actually

put you in a carl spot. Yeah. A curl got bumped. We don't have time. Shit. It's too bad, Carl. All right. I'm going to text Geno and see if he can come too. Yeah, yeah. Let's make it a roast. Let's say that's really do it right. Ladies and gentlemen, you can listen to the NYC crime report with Pat Dixon, wherever you listen to podcasts. You're still doing the show, right? Yeah.

Still keeping it going. Amen. Going for it since, uh, what? We're 12 seasons. It's 2011. So it's awesome. Yeah. It's a great show, by the way.

I highly recommend it. It's a lot of fun. It's actually, I would say the most similar show to this show, the vibe wise, because it's all horrific true crime and they're just having nothing but fun. with that yeah irreverent true crime is the best yeah i mean you know yeah there's no don't get it bad out of shape you know i mean like comic book all right yeah i'm not the one raping all of these women okay let's let's not get all upset with me i'm just i'm just the one laughing about it totally which is the tan new tagline for the show i'm not the one raping all of these

women i was gonna say time plus tragedy people but i like that better with the emphasis on the wrong word though i'm not the one raping all these women who has time for that i'm not superman and i mean besides have you seen them oh shit all these women we can do this all day too bad we're not going to pat dixon you are the greatest thank you for joining us uh carl remind could vote this week. Oh, the voting will take place on the subreddit, the creep off subreddit, which there's a link somewhere, but you could also just Google it. Yeah. All right, folks, until next week, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia. Do do, do, do, do up. Do do do up.

Let's keep the world of God in my favorite and in my heart. I fear no man on this earth. I never fear no woman on this earth. I don't care how the city of this are the way. look at the situation. This is my caution. This is my side of the story of what's going there. Because I'm right for smelling that lady in the face with poop. Yop. I would have a gun that I would have shot of yop. And I would have a farm with that warm with our house. Yop. And I feel I'm not tears. It's my feet. I'm taking back. There was no regrets. May your enemies be cursed in your podcast adventures.