The Creep Off - Episode 123: Don't Drink the Water

Episode Date: July 25, 2022

In this episode Karl & Vinnie celebrate America's favorite pastime by making their nominations for creepiest baseball player: In the Scum Parade we meet a reverend who enjoys the ol' hoover maneuver, a busted pervy cop and a Florida man who did not care for his in-laws.Click here for links to vote, buy roast tickets or support the show on patreon

You sound like you're a little lethargic today, there, Vinny. Oh, I am not feeling great. No? About anything, Carl. Uh-oh. I'm not happy. Is researching the worst people in the world dragging you down a little bit? America's pastime.

These degenerates? Hey, everyone is Tugger Dixon, and I'm recapping here. Was that a good New York accent? You know what? I don't care. Both Carl and Vinny brought in their own Frank. Carl's Frank doesn't like any of those end trains, so he decided he would just go ahead and shoot one up. Vinnie's Frank was just another shitty creep. I could just make a

whole list of poop jokes here if you want or you can make them up yourself or we can just move on to my cousin Pat Dixon, who brought in a politician, Bill de Blasio, which was a good choice because you know what, fuck all those politicians. Now for my creepiest New Yorker, it's all of you in New York. Seriously, every single one of you. Stop coming to Florida. Fuck off, we're full down here. Go somewhere else. Don't ruin my state. Just keep ruining yours. Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups.

You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! The wind-up and the two-two pitch. Oh, no, sir, wait a minute.

The banner is calling for time. Looks like he's going and getting himself a new bat. And now there's a beach ball on the field. And the ball boys are discussing which one of them's going to go get it. I never realized how boring this game is. Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola

Creepos. Welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps. For you, creeps. I am your host. My name is Vinny. The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour. The people's champion. And joining me in studio. Come on, Pete.

It's Carl. Hey, what's happening in Vinnie Paulino? Good to see you, my friend. I want to point something out about Tucker's intro there. Yeah. Tucker barely lives in Florida. He's in South Georgia. No one's trying to get to Jacksonville.

Relax there, buddy. You're fine. Fucking every player on the Jaguars is trying to get the fuck out. Yeah, exactly. Nobody wants to be in Jacksonville. You got the whole city to yourself there, buddy. Don't worry about it. I realize something today.

We're going to talk about the vote in a second, but we are going to tell you that today's episode, we are featuring America's pastime baseball. Yes, because the All-Star game was last week, and why not celebrate baseball? We love baseball. I'm a baseball fan. Are you a baseball fan? I'm a huge Chicago Cubs fan, as many people know. It's a very boring sport. It was just pointed out in the intro there. And what I did learn, though, is that the real show is on the fucking sidelines. Yes. The real show is off the field, and we're going to get to that in just a minute.

But before we do, let's talk about last week's vote, which Carl somehow demanded be moved over to Reddit so that there would be no cheating. Yeah. So we actually have legit voting now. And look at what happened yet again. Carl wins with 46 to 45. That fucking vote stinks worse than the shit that my guy smeared to that woman's face on the side. about I won by one vote more than Pat Dixon. You beat Pat Dixon by one vote.

Yes. Bullshit you did. Of course I did. What do you mean? Bullshit you did. That's a legit vote right there. People to be signed into votes. Oh, please.

God damn this vote. God damn it. You think John's going on there with his sock accounts and voting for me? I mean, I don't think so. I doubt it. I don't think it's John. But I think other people besides John have sock accounts. All right.

Well, I want to thank everybody all the Cuzzaroos out there for voting for me. I'm on a winning streak now. It's my second victory in a row. That's right, baby. I think this is the first time I've ever beat a guest co-host. Yeah, that's why it stinks. Yeah, no, I think I brought a compelling argument. It stinks.

I brought a guy who shot up the subway. It's pretty creepy. Pretty creepy anti-social behavior, if you ask me. My guy was also naughty. Yeah, I know. But Pat Dixon was the guest. Yes. And listen, man, I'm just saying, I've noticed our fans really like it when we lose the

Yes. I know. And all of a sudden, just one vote, Carl wins by? I don't think so. How many were they supposed to win by it? I don't think so. For it to be legitimate. It's not legitimate.

It was rigged. Okay. All right. You know what I think about the vote on Reddit? I denounce it. This is the big lie, guys. Vinny is spreading the big lie right now. Excelsior.

True believers. Don't listen to him, kids. There's no evidence. You have no evidence of this. Mm-hmm. We need a committee. I'm going to get a committee. together.

Great. I bet you the ratings will suck. It'll be exciting at first and then it'll just drag on too long, but. All right. Well, let's move on and let's get into the game. Ring the bow and tell us who your fucking creepiest baseball player. All right, Vinnie. And try not to spit all over that microphone.

I'm going to bring to you a man who played for four major league teams, including my beloved Chicago Cubs. Uh-huh, uh-huh. He retired from baseball in 1996. Here's a brief overview. It's semi-social, ladies and gentlemen. Left-fielder Mel Hall had a respectable 15-year pro career, playing for the Chicago Cubs, the Cleveland Indians, the New York Yankees,

and eventually a Japanese team. He might not have been an all-star, but he still put together a solid career. He did put together a solid career, Vinny. And 15 seasons in the major leagues, Mel Hall, he played for the Yankees, starting in 1989 through about 19, 1993. And you know who was a fan of Mel Hall when he was on the Yankees, Vinny? Whom. Our good friend Jim Norton, who's coming to the comedy club in just a few short weeks here. That's right. In fact, Jimmy got his photo taken with Mel Hall. And in 2009, when he was convicted, they talked about this.

Well, he's in a bit of trouble. Mel Hall is in Dutch. Oh, boy, is he? What did he get? 45 years yesterday? Can ex-majorly player Mel Hall sentence 45 years for raping a girl? 12 years old. Oh, yeah, 12 years, right. And I guess five girls testified at his trial. Oh, is he in trouble? And we met Mel Hall. When I was off the air...

No, we didn't. C-O-B is funny. I've exchanged emails with Mel Hall. We were off the radio. I'm trying to remember. Did we really? I know. I got a photo with him.

I remember it. Mel Hall was convicted on three counts of Ag. aggravated sexual assault and two counts of indecency with a child among his accusers during sentencing were others who said he carried on inappropriate relationships with them. It was also reported that he once lived with his 15-year-old girlfriend and not when he was 16. So this is more of the backstory here. He was coaching a basketball? From my buddy, Opie, I should mention. I mean, I can't even believe I have to listen to fucking Opie.

I know. Let's listen to Opie on our show right now. he was coaching a basketball team but like an elite women's basketball team I guess and somehow he got in trouble with the 12 year old yeah there's all all young girls there's a bunch of girls to testify that he was like inappropriate with them yeah this was not a women's basketball team Opie

this was a girls basketball team they're 12 year old girls that he was coached he was also coaching softball teams and having parties at his house pool parties He's being very touchy and gropey with the girls. And so he was convicted. He was convicted. He was convicted. And this man steps in to be that role model.

And this is how we trade him. Exactly. Exactly right, Vinny. And this is more from the Opium Anthony show talking about how he got 22 and a half years before he's even eligible for parole. And he's got to do at least 22. 22 and a half years before he's eligible for parole. So he's got to do it. to do 22 and a half for really good years.

Don't cut anybody in line. Don't fight because you're a peto. Don't yell. Nothing. No talking in the hallways. Nothing. Putting boogers in your food at the table. There's no way they're going to treat them well. Stealing your crumb cake. Oh, boogers. You just got to take it.

Take it. What are you going to do? You got to take everything they dish out. Eat around it, I guess. Yeah. All right. I mean, I am so appalled at your lazy preparation today. What are you talking about?

I mean, I don't even know what to say. You don't think they're playing the Opium Anthony show on our show is a good idea? Because I do. I'm enjoying this. Let's talk about more about what this guy did, this creep. Mel Hall. He was impressed with the 12-year-old girl's talent and wanted to start a basketball team. And there was a woman, I guess, who trusted Mel and led him around her kids.

She testified that Hall exposed himself to her and her younger brother while their parents were away. It's like he took his dick out in front of her and her little brother And then he taught the girl how to perform oral sec It's like he was creepy That's creepy shit man And he didn't get his lawyer isn't that great I mean his life's over Mel Hall goes to jail for the rest of his life

Yeah if you get community service you have a great lawyer Yeah A great lawyer So this guy He did teach a 12 year old How to perform oral sex So he wasn't all bad I mean do you know how many fucking teachers are doing that as we speak

Right now it's moon on a Monday Good point All right. So, yeah, so two women who testified told similar stories of how he won their parents' trust and then charmed the young girls. One said she was 15 and Hall was in her first season, or I'm sorry, Hall was in his first season with the New York Yankees when the abuse began in 1989. The other testified that she was 14-year-old basketball teammate of the 12-year-old victim when she was raped in 1999. Hall has been charged in that case. This is fun. This is from the Wikipedia. page. In 1991, when

Bernie Williams was a rookie, Hull made fun of him by giving him the nickname Zero. He alleged that when Williams would talk, Hall would scream, shut up, zero at him and nearly make him cry. He was making Bernie Williams cry. Nice hit, zero. In 1992, Hall hit 15 home runs, drove

in a career high 81 RBIs and had a career high of 163 hits and 152 games with the New York Yankees. During that year's, Yankees' Old Timers Day, he walked down to the field and asked manager Buck Showalter, who are these old fucking guys? Showalter said, that's what I knew he had to go. So this guy was a problem, and this is kind of fun.

So this is Anthony Kumion, the opening an Anthony show, doing his impression of the first morning, what a case you're making. Here's Anthony's imitation. Does it go a little something like this? This is Anthony doing the impression of Mel Howell the first day he wakes up in prison. I'd be asleep, dreaming. This is good. Oh, my God, I was having an awful nightmare that I was in prison.

I was, oh, this is, this mattress doesn't feel as good as the one I should. I was just waking up. I'm in prison. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Ah! In 2014, S.B.N. published a long-form article detailing allegations that a haul serially preyed upon and sexually abused numerous girls throughout his career.

So that's my creep, Mel Hall fucking 12-year-old girls. What do you got, Vinnie? I'll see your 12-year-old. Okay. You're going to raise me? I'm going to raise you a 22-month-old. We should do that sometime where we go back and forth with our stories and just keep escalating. and then see you can go the longest.

Well, Carl, my creep today played Major League Baseball as well. Seven seasons, in fact. He was drafted by the Chicago Club, spent some time down in Florida with the Marlins. Chicago what? The Chicago Clubfoot. The Chicago Clubs foot? Your favorite, too.

The Chicago Clubs. Someone make that logo. I need that T-shirt immediately. Florida Marlins, Milwaukee Brewers, and he won a World Series with the New York Yankees in 2009, I'm sure he had a lot to do with it. My creep today is Sergio Mitre. Yes.

Now, Sergio. Sergio, at the time we're going to catch up with him, his career is over with. He's out of the majors. He had some trouble. He had seven good years, but then he had a 50-game suspension for drugs. And let me tell you about a little situation that occurred in 2017. His ex-wife, Tanya, went before the court in California and asked for restraining order against him and for her children,

the document reads descriptions of different moments since she was pregnant in 2006. She was the victim of verbal violence, pushing and beating by Sergio. And one of those episodes, she lost a baby when she was nine weeks pregnant. Oh, that's a problem. I was going to say, though,

I mean, if you're marrying a professional athlete, you're going to get pushed around and yelled at a little bit. There's not always a punching bag available. Another description refers to the player beating to death one of his two dogs. He did this in front of Tanya and her two children.

They also say that he grabbed his oldest son by the hair and dragged him down the stairs. Hold on a second. What type of dog was this? Was it at least a poodle maybe? Is that better to beat a poodle to death? Yeah, poodle suck. Chihuahuas. What kind of dogs do you like, Carl?

There's a lot of dogs I like. Like what? I don't want to get to do it right now. Oh, what kind of dog do you like? I like a golden retriever. Okay, it was a golden retriever. Oh, fuck. He beat a golden retriever to tap with a lot.

with his hands, this piece of shit. And he also beat up his sisters when he was younger. He was violent towards his family. He was not a great guy. He grew up in Los Angeles and spent his formative years in Tijuana. Okay. Now, he's divorced. His career is fucking for shit.

Yeah. So he goes to Japan. Yeah, yeah. So my guy did too. He played four seasons to Japan. In 2019, he goes to Japan and scrubs out, even though I think, frankly, this guy is perfect for that island. Yeah.

And he goes back to Mexico. Okay. And he's playing for a team in Mexico. Now, in 2019 in Mexico, he was charged with attempted femicide, which is just basically beating up a woman. Is that what that is? Yeah, murdering a woman. Okay, murdering a woman. Yeah, that's a little different.

So attempted murder of a woman. And they actually have a description of this, because she's a woman. So you're not allowed to do that at Mexico We call them uncivilized All these people talk shit about Mexico But they're the ones who really care about the women So do you have Anthony Coomia talking about this anywhere On your board over there

Or how is this going to go You didn't get Anthony talking about it I just saw red for a second I'm sorry folks Yeah wow I just was like this motherfucker What an asshole he's playing with this team in Mexico he's having the time of his life okay okay yeah I'm sure

everybody down there loves him because he won a world series with the Yankees so he's a fucking superstar okay his team the seraparos de setilio uh which he barely played for because he was so out of shape and not good at baseball at this point okay they just kept him around yeah they kept him around to be the face of the franchise yeah because not every Mexican, you know, team had an MLB or, you know, a World Series champ. Sure. So he got charged with trying to kill this girlfriend in 2019. And he was arrested, but they let him walk free because apparently attempted murder of a woman,

20,000 pay so fine. Oh, well, that's like 12 bucks. Yeah. That's not, that's easy. And he had to wear an electronic tracking bracelet. I'd say he's a creak because he couldn't get the job done. Yeah. He's not a great guy.

No. So later in the year. Not good at stuff. Yeah, he's not at baseball. At a famicide, he's not great. Put her his femicide stats. O for one. So far.

So far. Later in the year, another woman named Alejandra, also claims who have been raped by Sergio. She told how he kicked her, left her not breathing on the ground while laughing at her, and then tried to put out a cigar in her face. So I actually, yeah. And he also borrowed a bunch of money from her and didn't pay her back and he left. I actually have audio from that, yeah.

Yeah. He's having a good time. He was having a good time. In fact, do I know what a good time he was having? Yeah. He was having a great time until his team released him after this incident. Oh. And they put forth an announcement how they decry domestic violence.

And then they brought him back to the team a little bit later in the air. They had them signing autographs. They haven't making YouTube videos for the team. Like they threw them out for almost fucking murdering. this order trying to put a cigar out on her face yeah but you know whatever come july 2020 caro sergio's been living with a 19 year old named lilliana and her 22-month-old daughter named inez for three months okay now uh oh lillian would later come to talk about how she and her daughter were beaten and how sergio broke her cell phones forced her to have sex with

them and tried to strangle her multiple times leading up to july eighth 2020 now on july 8th Dines alone with Sergio. When she returned, the girl had a scrape on her nose. The next morning, she woke up with big black raccoon eyes. Okay. Now, doctors will tell you, Carl, that that indicates a severe traumatic brain injury. Yeah, probably from a blunt force, I would imagine. This woman is 19. She has no clue. She tells her relatives that the girl fell. Nothing really happens. Now, during this week, Liliana had some other problems of her own. She thinks she's pregnant with Sergio's baby. Uh-oh. Yeah. So he told her that and he's like, well, you need to go buy some of those abortion pills. Yeah. Yeah. So she didn't really listen to him because she was

dealing with the sick baby. Okay. Because the kid at this point, every day is just crying and vomiting all over the house. That sounds bad. And Sergio was like, did you get the fucking abortion pills yet? At one point she describes a situation where she was holding the baby and Sergio was going to punch her in the face but she moves and he punched the baby full force like in the side. This is a 22 month old child. Sure. That at this point is really not doing too well. Well, she's not defending herself well. You got to get your arms up. Over the next few days, this kid's puking all over the place. So on the 11th, Liliana takes this baby to a pharmacy to see like a doctor, I guess like a pharmacist.

And he gives the baby something for her stomach. When she comes back home to the apartment. Because that's the problem. She's got an upset tummy. She's got a belly ache. Just have a ripped open fucking pussy. Mexico's a great place. Oh, Jesus Christ.

This story was so, dude, I couldn't even write this story down. Like, my notes are all fucking fucked up because I was just, I had to step back from this. You love this type of shit. What are you talking about? No, I don't. What? Get off on this stuff. Just like the vote.

I denounce it. She comes home, right? Yeah. And he goes, where are you been? She goes to the pharmacy says, did you get the fucking abortion pills? Good question. And she's like, no, I took the baby here because the baby's throwing up. Yeah, but you could have done both.

You're already there. We're going to make two trips? He grabs the baby from her and says, I'm not giving you this baby back until you go to the pharmacy and go get those abortion pills. do you want two babies or zero babies yeah so liliata goes to the back to the pharmacy comes back to the pill with the pills and when she returns to them Sergio stuffed two of them in her mouth with his fingers made a swallow and then picked up the baby and threw her violently at the mother oh weird not a good choice hmm so after was she the relay man why was she why was he chucking the baby at her I'm thinking because he's a kind of

of a dick oh okay so the little baby goes and crawls and lays on this mat like in the fetal position uh-huh and it's just not doing well it's a toddler by the way 22 yeah i'm saying a baby because you want it you want the vote i know i see what you're doing oh yeah i'm going to get the vote this is fucked i see what you're doing so the mother comes and lays down next to the baby on the floor and then Sergio comes in it's like hey it's time for you to blow me and fuck me now yeah she's like no i'm trying to take care of my baby she's not doing well so Sergio. He's like, I don't give a fuck. Fuck you. You can both sleep on the floor. If I see either one of you out of bed tonight, I'm to beat the shit out of you.

This guy's a good yokeser. So he makes this woman, lay out of the floor next to her baby all night. So that next morning or in the middle of the night they wake up and the baby just kept asking for water and the mom would give her water and then the baby would throw it up all over. Well, yeah, it's Mexico. We don't want to drink that water. That's good point. Don't drink the waters the day of the episode. so the baby's basically not responding anything she puts her in the bath she's not responding Sergio even tries to give this baby CPR oh that's when they asked the neighbor for help to take

them to the red cross when she got to the hospital she died okay the cause of death was determined to be shocked due to a ruptured renal artery resulting from a sexual assault what I thought she was being thrown around He fucked that baby Oh God It caused internal injuries Internal bleeding inside of this baby So that over those days

She was bleeding so badly inside There was not enough blood For her little heart to pump And she died This episode could be hard to listen Not to mention the blood force trauma to the head Which caused the raccoon eyes Jeez Louise

All sorts of terrible things that they found Now what happens when he gets arrested for this, well, he explains everybody that it was the mother who did it. The mother fucked the kid to death? She has a history of being sexually assaulted. These are arguments. She has a history of being sexually assaulted, so she knows how to do it. Better than I would know how to do it.

You want to rethink that one a little bit? I play baseball. Baseball, psh, does the whole. Well, that's retarded. Yeah. Long story short. he was sentenced to 60 years in Mexican prison. Okay.

And from what I understand, folks, if this makes it a little bit easier to vote for this fucking guy because he's a creep, apparently, according to all reports, having a great time in prison. Oh, yeah? Yep. He's got a bunch of girlfriends who bring him shit.

Oh, nice. And he's just fucking living it up in prison down. To the kickball team. In Mexico, yep. I'm having the time of my life, Michael. Oh, man. That's great. Fuck that guy.

All right. That is my creep this week. Sergio Mitri, if you don't vote for him, you have no conscious whatsoever. Weird. I'm just trying everything here. I know. I can tell you. I'm trying everything here.

Lost two in a row and you're getting this desperate now. You cheated last week. I did not cheat. What are you talking about? I know for a fact people are cheating for you. How do you know that for a fact? What evidence do you have? Because there's one vote more than Pat?

Well, I'm going to tell you how I know. Hold on. But first, when you get through the voicemail segment. Oh, okay. Want to do some voicemails? Yeah, let's, uh, brought to you by our friends in Syracuse. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. A fire truck was stolen over the weekend.

Authorities aren't worried, though, because Syracuse is the only city where home fires actually improve value. See you in Syracuse. Hey, I want to point out, listening to Brian McBride there. Yes. That we just did a bonus episode for people on our Patreon. and we put Vince McMahon to the Hall of Fame. We have powers. We do have powers because the very next day,

Vince McMahon is done to. Let me tell you something. To get that man out of that company. Wow. He is the company. He still owns 80% of the stock. Yeah. No, he is that company.

He may be not the chairman. He owns that company. No matter what happens. I'm going to SummerSlam Saturday in Nashville, so I'm going to wear my Vince T-shirt. That's exciting. Just to see if anybody punches me in the face. Very good.

Do you have a Carl Sucks sign the sign with? WWE, those pussies have banned signs. What? That's the only reason to go to these things is a hold up a sign. You don't like to go for the sports and the pageantry? Well, anyway, it was a very fun episode. We had Brian McBride in here. We had Justin Brown and the four of us inducted Vince McMahon into the Creep-off Hall of Fame.

So a lot of people commented on the Patreon that they want us to do a part. too. Okay. And because there's lots of things... Was that you who was... No. You just want to talk about Vince McMahon. Over and over again, I commented. So what I'm thinking for next month is I have a pedophile hunter theater almost ready to go. Okay. And I figure we'll do a scum parade. We'll do a scum stream with that. And then we'll also do next month in August a Vince McMahon part two. Yeah. All right. We'll finish it up. All right. There's more to talk about. Dude, there's so many creepy things that this man has done behind the scenes and like in front of the camera yeah there's plenty to talk about we'll get a good

laugh this time no one's invited it'll just be me and you sounds good we'll have a nice time so how do i know that you have people cheating for you i'll tell you how i know carl hey yeah uh i personally was rigging the votes for carl for the uh the dairy the cow bikini episode and motherfucker someone else is rigging the votes for Vinny. Every time I would push Carl over the top, some other motherfucker would come in and push Vinny over the top. So, you know, I'm just saying, yeah, maybe I was doing shenanigans for Carl,

but obviously someone else was doing shenanigans for Vinny before I even started doing this. This is the first time I've done it. Anyway, don't call me back. Bye. We knew this is what was happening, Vinny. Remember we had like a thousand boats? We had like a thousand boats that one week.

I'm like, all right, this is just ridiculous now. They all came in Sunday night. It's like, okay, this is obviously going on. I have a voicemail to play. From our buddy, Tab. Tab Bruce. Oh, I love Tab. This is a voicemail for the creepoff. First off, I want to say, Vinny, thank you for the coffee mug.

I've been using it all week. It very adequately holds coffee and dispenses it into my mouth. And, you know, I've got that for supporting the show on Patreon, patreon. Patreon.com forward slash the creep off. When I Patreon, WATP, all I got was shitty episodes, that fat, unfunny peto Vita. So that sucks But I've got a question for you

You would think that's what the creep off giving you have gotten one of those Take and bake pizzas from like the grocery store And you get home and you're thinking I really don't want to waste 18 or 22 minutes baking this in the oven And just like rolled it up like a taco And shoved it down your fucking hole Anyway, thank you, fuck you bye

Have you ever done that, Vinny? Okay, so when I was in college, right? I had a mini fridge And I could only get like those small pizzas Like those terrible ones That sucks. Yeah, and there was it. I would have to go to, like, the common room to go bake something if I want to bake something.

But I did have a microwave. So I found out every now and again, late night, you come home, you had some beers, take one of those suckers, slap it in the microwave and roll that sucker. Oh, gross. And a soggy-year-old Vinny was a happy boy. Just soggy, gooey, grossness. And just the whole, a bird's third-degree burst. Yeah, right. It's freezing cold in the middle and burning you.

Yeah, it's great. College sucked, man. I have another voice matter, right? Hey, Carl, this is actually a creep-off comment. I being a very big Drew Mike fan, I got the idea you should invite Drew onto the creep-off. We should.

He would be fucking perfect for it. He loves true crime. He's like one of the biggest true crime guys out there. I think he would fit in fucking perfectly. But I don't know. Passed by Drew, floated by him because I think Drew and you and Vinny

on the creep off is a fucking winner. Love the show. See ya. I would love to get Drew Lane on the show. It was difficult to get him on who are these podcasts. We finally got him on for like 20 minutes, but we could try. If I'm going to ask him, I don't know. I don't know the guy. You ever even mentioned

the creep off on that show when you go out. I have. I have from time to time. Yes. I do mention the creeper. Why don't you play that voicemail for him on the show next time you on that? Maybe I will. That's a good idea maybe i can pressure him into coming on here i like that he is a huge true crime family he calls it drew crime he does it all the time on his show so you know what pass he'd be good he'd be good on this ass drew crime i'm out okay i didn't mean to offend your community senses just kidding from from the man who created vinty yeah i don't like drew crime that's too easy

piece of shit i am all right let's see what we got here idea the wheel of consequence. An idea for a consequence is Dr. Steve diagnosing the loser. I don't know. I think that's about it.

All right. Like yourself equally. But Vinny Winnie. Thanks. Bye. That's a good idea. I was messaging with Dr. Steve this morning because I always do.

He really wants to get on Tommy. show at MSCS Media. Well, I was actually going to say it's way better idea than the consequence idea I had. Oh, what was that? Get Tommy face surgery. That's a great idea. I mean, it can't cost that much. I'm definitely going to rig the vote.

That's going to be on the fucking wheel of consequences. Holy shit. I'll be cheating up a storm. You can get that same face just taking a car buffer to your head. If I just said out in the sun too long, I would look like him. Oh, shit. All right. Somebody called...

Anyway, that's not a bad consequence, though, having Dr. Steve, like... Diagnosis. Diagnosis, that would be brutal. I don't feel like there's a few character flaws. Pre-diabetes. Yeah, I could do that one. Yeah. What a challenge.

I finally did it, guys. I come up... I caught up at the creep off. Hey. Actually, I'm in real... time, both for my pal, Vinny. No. And Carl.

He hung up on you. Excelsior. True believers. Good stuff. Fuck you. Fuck you. No. That's all I have. So last week I forgot to respond to something.

Okay. And a lot of people gave me shit because two episodes ago. Good. I said something incorrectly when we were talking about Grace Kelly. I said that Grace Kelly was the queen, became the princess or queen of Morocco. it turned out it was

Monaco, two different places and everybody that has ever listened to this show and seen a map had to fucking call me to tell me I was wrong. He's an idiot. Vinny, Monaco, say it with me.

Monaco, not Morocco, Grace Kelly, Princess, though. Monaco ain't no fact chicken. All right. There was like 10 of those. There was like 10 of those.

I'm only playing the one. That guy did it the best. Good. All right. I get it. Grace Kelly was the princess of Monaco. Great. You're dumb.

Stupid as they come. You're a dumb guy. I got something in the mail that I have to... Oh yeah. Prep Boy Rick said it's something. Yeah. And what a nice surprise. He sent a little letter here and he had sent me a thing saying there was a package coming

and to open it on air. And then I opened it up and there was like a little letter. So I'm going to read it. It says, hey, Vinny, it's Prep Boy Rick. I just wanted to say thanks. for the creep off and all the fun and disturbing moments you bring on the show. Carl sucks. And I figured since he always gets a bunch of gifts from WATP, you deserve a little bit of love. As it goes a long way, I meant to send you a signed copy of Tom Meyer's album, but he retracted

the order from eBay. So I went with this instead. Hope you like it. Or don't. I'm not going to tell you how to live your life. That's funny. Call me back Prep Boy, Rick. Now, Prep Boy, Rick, if anyone tries to send me Tom Meyer's CDs. That's fucking grounds for a fucking fist fight. Yeah. I don't want that garbage. What am I going to do with the Tom Myers CD? The same thing I do with my Suttering John CD that Tucker Dixon gave me. What are you to do fucking shalack

it and put it on the mantle? I'd fucking rather shellack a goddamn turd. It's in a landfill somewhere, but... I got two things. There's like this little envelope. I'm going to open this up and see what's going on. Cool. And just so you know, I don't know why he thinks I'm getting all these gifts on WATP.

I've gotten a lawnmower 3.0 for Manscape. that's about it that's my big booty a kiwi farm sticker oh cool laughter is contagious all right very cool i like that a lot oh holy shit we got here on zap to the extreme coin i am now the odor of two zap to the extreme coins chris chad if anybody else wants to send me pure silver in the mail, please do. Thank you, Prep Boy, Rick. That is incredibly thoughtful. And then he sent me this. I'm not sure what this could be. That's fascinating. Please go on. Let's see what we got here. Oh, it's some sort of sign.

Oh, boy, here we go. Here we fucking go. I'm just going to get this ready. Boo! Be more funny. Oh, fucking cool as shit. What do we got? we got here. It's a chopped up license plate. Oh, nice. That's cool as how. That is cool. That is cool. I thought for sure that was going to be something at my expense, but I was wrong. No, this is dope as well. I also need to thank Chrissy because she brought me this.

Yeah, that's fun too. With laugh, love. I keep that right here. And I'm going to put this one up above my workstation. This is so much, this is fucking dope prep boy, Rick. Thank you, pal. You ready to do a scum parade, huh? I am, Vinny. I am ready. I am ready. If you are are ready. Dude, hit that music. Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's the scum parade. Scum parade.

Look out for the scum parade. Making him in his day. His day. So last week we did a story about a woman who came out of a coma and her brother was arrested for trying to murder her with a hatchet two years earlier yeah yeah and he got away with it here's the update you ready for this yeah brother's dead oh did he kill himself died in custody they said he wasn't feeling good they took him to the hospital and he dropped dead interesting so there's your update on that story ladies and gentlemen justice maybe he'll wake up in a couple

years and then finger his sister not in the way you're thinking viny oh not in that way all right that'd be fun though if that happened speaking of fingering a reverend has been fined and placed on the sex offender registry

for fucking a vacuum some are on and some deranged stories that are very stunning you hear about this you hear about this one of here John

Is it just not supplying enough children for this guy to fuck he's got to resort to fucking a vacuum cleaner 74 year old retired veteran England was naked apart from a pair of women's stockings when he was caught fucking a vacuum cleaners nozzle the court heard a shocked churchgoer saw him committing the act while attending

to talk about Asperger's syndrome at the church I have to say buddy we are lucky that we're not sexually attracted to vacuum cleaners I've never seen a dust buster and gotten a chubby it must be a weird way to live life it's it's not normal can't be good you know better than the kids it is better Of course. Fuck the vacuum, sir. Your holiness, whatever the fuck they call you. Cleanup's easy.

That's the best part about fucking a vacuum. So here's the fucking... I just thought of that now. Actually, not what I think about it. Cleanup is a snap. Ew. Yeah. So...

Gross. This guy is fucking the vacuum cleaner. And this woman. just walks by this open door where this man is doing this. Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, spikin it, jacking it, smack. He looks up at the woman.

Yeah. It just kept fucking the vacuum. Now, when the police asked him why he continued to do it after he was seen, he said he, quote, felt naughty. Naughty. It's a bit naughty. A court heard that he was in his office at the church

when he was spotted. A witness walked past his office said they saw him completely naked, except for the ladies underwear. He accepted in a police interview that he was touching himself and fucking the vacuum cleaner, but, quote, I didn't think anybody'd see me. Sure. That's his time. Now, his excuse for this. Yeah. His, uh, his barrister said, he's still coming to terms with the loss of his wife at a young age and was in a lot of pain because he was ignoring his health and his diabetes was not medicated. That's too many excuses. You know what I mean? Like, just pick one. Pick one of those things.

It can't be all those things. Tell me the vacuum looked hot today. Yes, exactly. Maybe I'll believe you. Yeah, what was it wearing? Come up with something a little more believable. I've never known anyone who was widowed who then goes to resort to fucking household items. Do you know what the answer is when they say to you, why did you do it?

The voice has made me. Yes, that is the answer. Just one thing, make it completely crazy. Make them have to prove that you're lied. Don't give them every fucking crazy excuse in the world. Either way. He gets charged $200 in compensation to the woman who caught him. Yeah, to pay your $200 pounds, yeah.

200 pounds, which is interesting. I would watch a guy jerk off on a vacuum for $200 bucks. Wouldn't you? No. What's the number? What number would you put of that? How many dollars do you need? 30 bucks?

At least $45. Yeah, okay. All right, let's go to Taco Bell car. Let's go to Dallas. Hold on. Can people call us or write in and tell us. One amount of money they would watch a guy fuck a vacuum for. Now I'm curious about this.

I think $200 is a fairer as reasonable. All right. Go ahead, Biddy. I have a silver coin right here. Okay. Taco Bell, Dallas, Texas. Yes. This story is completely insane. Yep.

This is why just go to a restaurant, you know, pick a nice one with a tablecloth. You don't need to go to fucking Taco Bell, especially this one. Two Taco Bell customers say they sustained serious burns when a manager at their Dallas store poured scalding water on them as they complained about an incomplete order. Okay. They're suing Taco Bell.

The lawsuit says that the child, one of them is a minor named Brittany Davis, and the other one is known only as CT, were left with permanent skin damage and lifelong change to their appearance from the incident. Okay. Now. What I find curious already, many, is that there's no criminal charges.

The Dallas Police Department. The Dallas Police Department is investigating the incident currently. Okay. And the department said a Taco Bell employee also claims to have been assaulted. So the lawsuit, what they're saying, what the cops are saying are all relatively the same thing. They said that maybe this kid came in and maybe was acting out of line. Uh-huh. that could very well be.

But if a 17-year-old is acting out of line, do you throw scolding hot water on them? You got to have fun, man. I've worked in restaurants. Yeah, that's true. And you've got to find ways to make it fun because those shifts can get long and grueling. So the incident occurred on June 10th Eve Eve, which is June 17th, when the pair failed to receive the correct order at a Dallas Tidal Bell.

Is that in your notes? No. That was literally top of my head to fuck with you. At the Dallas Ticobel, it went through the drive-thru, a second and third time in an unsuccessful attempt to get their order fixed. So they keep going through the drive-through over and over again. Yes, because the order wasn't right. A Dallas Taco Bell, we're probably talking about 15 to 20 minutes each type you're going through there.

So I can imagine you're getting a little frustrated. Let me tell you something. If you're in Dallas and you want to go to Taco, just drive to Mexico. Just keep going and you want to Taco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are other places to get tacos in that area. Yes. Go to Taco Bueno.

Taco Bueno. Very fantastico. Now, according to the lawsuit, the two parked, walked up to the location's dining room, which was closed. Yeah, it was locked. They let an employee let them in. Makes no sense. Okay. Oh, you're complaining about your order?

Come on in, sir. And then locked the door behind them. Well, I guess it's two women, right? I'm sorry. I shouldn't say, sir. They said we want our order to be corrected. The employee refused. Now, this is according to the lawsuit.

Yes. One employee then apparently challenged CT to. a fight. And then a manager who they hadn't spoken with poured a bucket of hot water on the two, dowsied CT's face and getting the water on the chest of both of the plaintiffs. The suit said

the two tried to flee, but they were stalled because they locked the door behind them. So they're locked in with this manager with scolding hot water. He was just fucking like, he was sitting by a stove like waiting for the next kettle to bother him. Exactly. He's loading up his super soaker. You just hear the whistle.

that's not good They're in trouble now So put this guy at the southern border Holy shit They're trying to get the fuck out They're saying Yeah At this point

The manager returns with the second bucket of hot water And then he threw it at that But somehow they were able to get the door unlocked Before that hit them To find sludge Now restaurant workers followed the injured pair Outdoors and reportedly laughed Taunted and clapped at them

before they could drive away. Now, let me answer you this question. They were having a good time. If you're sitting in the drive-thru, waiting for your fucking food and this is happening. You're watching these employees taunt. These people have just been third-degree burned on their faces. Guys, faces melted, like fucking Raiders of the Lost Star. It's like Nazis and Raiders.

Get out of you. Chalupa, bitch. The suit claims Davis also suffered injury to her brain function. Okay. Now, there's a lot of drama. And that triggered at least 10 seizures before she made it to Parkland Hospital. CT head burns to her face, chest, legs, and arms, and stomach, according to the lawsuit, which said her mother removed mirrors from their home because her daughter could bear to see her own face.

All right. So this is on Yahoo News. Yeah. And I just want to point out, there's a ton of comments underneath this article. Every single person commenting is on the side of the employees. They all think, I swear to God, they all think that these. These people made this whole fucking thing up because none of it makes any sense at all. And the fact that they want one million dollars from Taco Bell, it's all very suspect.

If they were really burned to the point where their faces are deformed, this says that some of Davis's skin came off with her clothes. Yeah, right. If that's the case, they're getting way more than a million dollars from Taco Bell. None of it makes any fucking sense. Sounds like a bad lawyer. There were no criminal charges. I just seemed so silly to me this whole thing. So I'm going to put it.

I'm going to put this out here. The reason why this story is in the scum parade is because I think everyone involved here is probably a creep. Yes, exactly. If you're going inside to the store because you didn't get the, you know, the third taco you wanted. I'm including the people in the drive-thru, all fucking creeps, everyone involved. Agreed. So, uh, let's go over to England, shall we, Carl? Let's go back to England.

Let's go back to England. We started there. A metropolitan police officer caught spying on a woman in the changing room of a London branch of Primark has been handed a suspended sentence. Swali Chahadry, 36 was called. was caught out when the victim spotted his phone being used to spy on her at the store in the south side shopping center after he was arrested officers found a catch of images of children being sexually abused at his house with infants said to be among the victims so am i to believe we can't even trust the police now is that what you're telling me here bitty he got a 10 month

in the prison sentence for this come on england get your shit together and then they suspended it for a months. So check this out. When they caught him, the female complaint was in the fitting room trying on clothes. She stated she heard her rustling in the fitting rooms next door to her. Under the benches was a gap between the fitting room. She saw a black mobile phone with the camera facing her. She saw the camera appearing to follow her as she was moving. She began to scream, are you recording me? And she says there was a response from the cubicle next to her saying, no that's some awkward whistling

just try it on his shirt it doesn't fit oh maybe I'll try another one she comes out and told her boyfriend and then the defendant was challenged and they wouldn't let him leave until the other police got there and that's where they took his phone

and found the other images oops yeah so they searched his home, found all, you know, thousands of images of child porn, and then also it said possession of extreme pornography involving animals. And I don't know about you, Vinny, but when it comes to animals, I prefer softcore porn. I want the sex to be implied. I prefer the Skinimax version with animal porn, but you know, that's just me. Yeah, it doesn't need to be all this hardcore shit.

I just thought that was so funny, extreme pornography involving animals. Yeah, you had me at involving animals. I get it. That's pretty extreme. I don't think that this guy made a lot of good decisions here. If you do have those things on your home hard drives, try not to be, like, caught filming people while they're getting changed in public. That's a thought for you.

No one ever thinks they're going to get caught. Is that what it is? Must be. Hey, guess where we're going to finish up the scum parade? Oh, I got to imagine we're going to finish up the scum parade. Oh, I got to imagine we're going to Florida. I imagine Sarah Dunlap's neighbors hate her. You think?

Yeah. I'm just going to go out on a limb. Sarah, we love you, though. You're the best possible kind of creed. There's a lot of broom handles hitting walls and ceilings where she limbs. Oh, oh, oh. In Palm Beach County, a 57-year-old named Guillermo Silva. Yes.

Allegedly killed his in-laws and recorded the murder. At the time, his wife, Gabriel Lagos, was out of time. On the night of July 2nd, 2022, Palm Beach County deputies reported to a deceased person's call. They found the bodies of the Lagos parents. Both bodies received blunt force trauma to the head and face. But the mother was found positioned on the bed nude on her knees with severe blunt force trauma to her torso arms and face. Now, according to the sheriff's office, the person who reported the deceased bodies was Gabriella's eldest son, which would be Guillermo Silva's stepson. yeah he had swung by his grandparents house to drop off some money gabrielle's son waited in front of the

house and blew his horn for his grandparents to come out yeah now according to sylva's recollection in an affidavit of tade he was awakened by his son and had a knife on him fearing that his son was there to harm him he claims he was defending himself when he was overwhelmed and held until police arrived Right. So, however, his son named victim number three in the document said that Silva came out and told him that they were inside when he ventured into the house. Silver had his knife ready and threatened him. The end result was the same in both stories. Giermo Silva was restrained by his son and held until police could arrive. At that time, he is said to have confessed to his son that he had killed the two elderly people. In speaking with law enforcement, and he claimed that he didn't know what started the altercation with his son, but that he had been drinking earlier in the day and didn't remember killing anyone. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's not ruin day drinking is good name. Let's not drag day drinking through the mud here. I will stand by a lot of things, but you will not be smirched day drinking. What the fuck, buddy. It's also worth noting that Silva allegedly recorded the beatings of his mother-in-law on his mother-in-law's phone

and showed it to his wife since she had returned from Chile and said she was shown the video at some point. And speaking with Gabriela said that Silver was eager to show her something. He recorded videos for me to see my parents dead. I can't believe it. He's a monster. That he could do that to two old people. Lagos mother was 79 and her father was 80 and they just celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary.

All you had to do is give it a minute, buddy. You didn't have to go in there and beat the shit out of them. People go to Florida to grow old and die. I don't even see what the problem is here. At the time of the murder, her adopted 11-year-old son. was also inside the house but wasn't hurt. He's being charged with two counts of homicide and one count

of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Now, two counts of being hilarious. Being a joker. Yeah. Two counts being a practical joker. That's hysterical. So there's a GoFund me campaign for the funeral expenses. How's that doing?

It has raised $1,300 out of a $50,000 goal. Thank you. Not going well. Oh, okay. That was so evil. All right, that is this week. I do, I do want to tell everybody.

Alcohol is bad. You shouldn't drink alcohol. Because you will murder your in-laws. Even if they have it coming, still shouldn't do that. My in-laws are very smart to be temperate people. Yeah, and to live thousands of miles away from you. Probably a good move.

I'll get there eventually. I ain't walking, but I'll get there. Are they going to do Summer Slam, whatever the fuck you're going to? Nashville. Tennessee. I'm going to go watch Rick Flair die on Sunday. Dude, Rick Flair's final match and Vinnie will be there. Well, if he survives, I guarantee you, he'll do another one.

I was going to say, there's no way. This is this like the Who? Final match part two. Yeah, exactly. Oh my God, his tag team partner is Tommy Thayer. Okay. Tommy Thayer. That's a kiss joke. That's the guy who took over for Ace freely. Right. Yeah, so he's to keep going, take it too long. He's going to bring in Tommy Thayer because he'll do anything. And that was my joke that wasn't good. So that's this week's episode of The Creepoff.

I want to say from the bottom of my fat pig heart, I love all of you. Thank you for listening. Check out the latest Patreon episode. It's a lot of fun. I hope that you enjoy it. And if you do want to support the show, visit patreon.com. You do get some cool merch as tab pointed out. There's also.

And if you do sign up, you want to be a... Cuzzaroo. We do appreciate the Cuzzaroos out there. Well, don't you come and roll with it. the big boys. I want you to join the Viannon True Believers, ladies and gentlemen. Or you can be a creepomaniac if you want, or you can be a scum parade, Mary

Marcher. It's up to you. We love you all. We just appreciate you. Yes. So we're going to be back next week at some point during the week. I'm not sure which day the show is going to be. It will not be Monday next week. Because you're going to be too busy watching wrestling and fanboying out, yelling about how it's still real to me,

damn it, and all the shit that you do at wrestling. No, I'll be driving back from that at that point. But listen, here's the deal, pal. I was thinking maybe, you know, how many episodes I've done with this show without you, because you've done other shit, maybe you should do a creep off. I can do that. Yeah, I can find a co-host to come on and do a creep off. All right. All right.

Well, you could do that. Carl's going to be against unnamed opponent next week. This is interesting that you decided to wait for while we were on the show to put me on the spot like this. Yes. You're giving me one week to figure this out. What an asshole? Do you remember how like before we were doing, we talked earlier? I said, we'll talk after the show.

Yeah, I know. I asked you what you wanted to do. You're like, well, talk about it after the show. No, you want to talk about it on the show. Yeah, because I knew you couldn't say no this way. What a dick. That's why I'm the people's champ, baby. All right, so maybe we'll be back Monday.

The one who should apologize. All right, yeah, I'll fight a co-host. I'll reach out to Stuttering John, see if he wants to do the creep off with me. That'll be $1,000. He would do it for a couple grand, I bet. You, my friend, have committed a crime. It'll be great if you got Stuttering John to do the show with you. That would be amazing.

Okay, I'd say, hey, welcome to this week's edition of the creep off. Do do, do, do, do up, do, do up. It'd be awesome. It's just being a soundboard. That's a good idea. That would be funny. Yeah, me, like, Patrick Michael involved too. And it would just be him talking about Donald Trump.

His creep would be Donald Trump. Yeah. I think I could probably pull that one off. For sure. It's a five-minute episode of the show. I'll tell you what, dude. I'll even send you the Scum Parade stories. Oh, you will?

Yeah. Okay. I'll send you all this. I got plenty. A bunch of people. Cran Baroonie. Shout out to Cranberoni. Shout out to Alex.

You guys always send fire every week. Oh, these stories are fantastic. They send me great stuff all the time. They really liven up my Monday mornings. Oh, they certainly do. They make my tummy hurt. You know, shit. So we'll be back next week, I guess.

And until then, act right. Vote at Reddit. Visit the creepoff.com. What's the score right now? Three to two? Three to two. All right. I'm making my comeback.

Vote for Carl. our subreddit you think you could get away with that without having legal legal ramifications you're out of your fucking mind I just wanted to play like that's how much I don't care all right that's fine it's nice to be it's more important to be nice Gagia it's because I care get the fuck out of here I honestly don't care. But that's how little I give a shit about this. It's the Krabi.

I do tell jokes, some better than others. May your enemies be cursed in your podcast adventures. Chow Bella. You know who's got a new podcast? Whom? Chris Corp.