The Creep Off - Episode 124: Smash or Pass?

Episode Date: August 2, 2022

In the very first Vinnie-less edition of the Creep Off Blind Mike joins Karl to make their nominations for the creepiest mascot of all timeFor all things Blind Mike visit BlindMike.net Check out this week's Creep Off Stories: Homeless man threw huge bucket of hot diarrhea all over woman's face | Metro NewsScots far-right thug carved 'fat' into victim with knife before violent rape - Daily RecordMan in India decapitates wife over infidelity suspicions, then walks miles with her severed head (yahoo.com)Man in India decapitates wife over infidelity suspicions, then walks miles with her severed head (yahoo.com)To vote this week find us on reddit!

Hey, everyone, Tucker Dixon here, and just when you thought the creep off couldn't get any more boring, they do baseball week. Anyways, let's get into it. Carl brought in a creep who did 14 seasons. No, wait, that's a typo. It's supposed to say 14-year-old girls. Whereas Vinnie's creep led the league in RBI's. RBI, of course, standing for ramming babies' intestines. And to my shock, nobody picked A-Rod as their creep. I mean, the guy dated Madonna. Not young Madonna either. old, weird, creepy-looking Madonna.

Ugh. Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation.

Horror shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive. And I'm not backing down. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Ola, Cripo! Welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast. a show by creeps, about creeps, for you creeps.

I'm your host, Carl Hamburger. Vinny is out watching big sweaty men flop around on a mat somewhere. So we are being joined by Blind Mike Geary. Mike, welcome to the show. Yes, you're watching a big sweaty man yourself. Thank you, Carl. Thank you so much for joining us today. First time co-host, first time guest on the creep off.

Mike Geary and I will be talking about the. creepiest mascot which was a suggestion that somebody sent in but before we do that we have to talk about what happened last week as Tucker said we did creepiest major league baseball player and let's take a look at the voting Vinnie 98 to my 39 oh please and this is a huge deal that's going down right before our very eyes here I guess my argument for Mel Hall and Opie's argument for Mel Hall and Jim Norton's argument for Mel Hall just weren't enough for you guys to do the right thing. I listened last week for the first time in a while, so I've assembled Opie and Anthony

talking about my guess. Those are the rules, right? Yeah, that's how you have to do it. Just find a known A clip, I guess. It's so funny because I found Mel Hall going through all these people, major league baseball players who have been arrested, and I popped it into YouTube and that was the first thing that showed up. Now, there might be an algorithm involved there somewhere. I probably watched O and A clips in the past a little bit.

He was stuttering John talking about that. I know. Whoa, what are the chances of that have? Go figure. So anyway, I thought it was fought inappropriate to pull those clips, but Vinny made me feel bad. And I think swung the vote in his direction. So he now has a four to two lead.

I was on a roll for a minute there when we switched over to Reddit, doing the voting on our Reddit. But we'll get a poll up today for today's. episode, Creepoff mascot. That'll be up on our Reddit. You can also go to our website the creepoff.com and leave us a voicemail 585, 371, 8108. Email us, the creepoff pod at gmail.com. And I want to mention right up at the top, the roast of Carl and Vinnie happening right here in Rochester, New York at the Comedy Club. You can get tickets at creepoffroast.com. And Mike, let's get right into it. You brought a mascot. I've been.

brought a mascot. You're the guest, so I will go first. Okay. Now, am I playing for Vinny? That's a good question. I don't know. I guess it depends on how the voting goes. I'd really, as a first timer, I would hate for him to have to reap what I so

here. I haven't thought this all the way through. Well, I will tell you this, Mike, is when people come on and play against Vinny and myself, they almost always win. Okay, good. So you have a pretty good chance. By the way, for the folks out there, I was sandbagged. I had a great Rhode Island creep.

Then Carl texts me at the last minute and says we're doing mascots. Last minute, that was two days ago. It was bullshit. See, the problem is every show that I have people on, I force them to do, oh, Vinny just texted me, fuck, no, he's not playing for me. All right, but he's probably going to win. So, wait, whenever you think that. I really thought me and Vinnie bonded when he was on my show.

I didn't realize he was so against it. Yeah, Vinny did a great episode of Why Are You Laughing, which is Mike's show, all about Roasts, which actually I should have brought up when I was talking about the roast of Carlin Mini, which is coming up. But I digress. What happened was, I know that you live in Rhode Island. So I said, oh, let's use that as, you know, the category. And then someone's like, I live in Massachusetts. Oh, you do? Yeah. Aren't you in your studio in Rhode Island? Oh, yes. One of them is, yeah. Okay. Because I hear you talk about that. Why are you laughing in Rhode Island? Yeah, yeah. Okay. I hear you talk about Rhode Island. I didn't even know why you would have gone. I was like, Rhode Island, what the fuck is you talking about? Wow. So this is a comedy of errors minus the comedy part because I'm an idiot. We've already done Rhode Island. And I sent that over to Mike.

And because all of the podcast that I host, I require a shit ton of prep to be a part of it. Mike wanted to get an early start on it. Found a creep. And I'm like, hey, I hope you didn't pick anyone yet because we got to change the category. You're like, what the fuck? It was such a good one. Oh, my God. Kids, murder, everything you wanted.

Yeah, yeah, I know. So, oops. I fucked up. What are you going to do? But we're going to have some fun today. Let's get started with our creepiest mascot, and I will start us off. And we are going to Orlando, Florida, a place where all the people who live there are very rational people, and the behavior is fine. And this happens to be right around Easter time.

And there's a fight on the street involving, yes, you guessed it, the Easter bunny. I'm going to play the video and I'll describe what's going on. Unfortunately, this is like a censored video, so it's a little bit annoying to listen to it. So you have an Easter Bunny and two other people. There's a guy and a girl. They're wrestling around on the ground. The Easter Bunny is picking the guy up.

He's throwing hooks at him, smashed him in the face. He's still grabbing the guy, trying to pull him up. Just connected two hooks to the face. And now the police show up. The guy in the girl are still fighting. And the Easter buddy is doing a victory dance for us. Very proud of himself for what he has done. You're a regular Joe Rogan with this fight analysis.

I feel like I can see again. Now, you're probably wondering, Who's the creep here, Carl? Well, it is the Easterbody. Who is the creep in this scenario? His name is Antoine MacDonald, and I have some clips from a news report out of New York City. Costume character was out partying with friends this weekend,

yes, bar hopping, when they happened upon the brawl. Problem is, our bunny hero is also a suspected car thief. His whereabouts were unknown until this video surfaced, and the bunny came out of his burrow. to talk to the media about his paws of fury. Oh, God. The news reporting is so corny. I apologize for that.

What is the obsession with local news, even in a case of crime, physical violence, to use puns? They have to make it as cute as possible. It's like, it's already an Easter buddy fighting with people. It's enough. We get it. So basically...

Bar hopping. Get it? What happened? Well, at some point, they say they ruffled his feathers. I'm like, that doesn't even make sense. You guys don't even understand what type of animal this is. Just shove as many animal things as we can get in there. Yeah, he really laid an eye on this one.

It's a rabbit, the dog day afternoon. So what's great is that this guy happens to be dressed up as the Easter buddy. He's bar hopping. He sees this fight going on between a guy and a girl, so he decides to break it up. He runs over and breaks it up. Now, what he did wrong was then take off his mask and talk to the media because he's all proud of himself. He's going to interview. He's like, oh, yeah, I'm a hero.

And it turns out that was a bad idea. It's been on the land since last October, after being accused in a number of car break-ins in New Jersey, including one in the summer field development in South Brunswick. After that, he skipped town. But once he came out of costume, it caught the attention of cops in Florida, Dover, Delaware for several armed robberies, and New Jersey. South Brunswick police sent out this tweet showing the suspect and stating a warrant is still out for his arrest, which almost happened when cops arrived on the scene down in Florida. The officer came up to me and said, listen, if you do that again,

I'm going to arrest you and the damn bunny suit. So he's having all this fun with the news media. He's taking his victory laugh. There's a lot of cuteness around this case just because it's the Easter Bunny for some reason. Yeah, right. So this is the last clip on here. This is pretty funny. Like there's ruffled feathers in Florida.

McDonald's being called a person of interest in a carjacking. We hopped over to his former home in Franklin Park, New Jersey. They hopped over to his former home. Oh, Mike. You getting all of these? They're coming in rapid fire now. Holy shit. That's a lot of fun.

Over to his former home in Franklin Park, New Jersey. Family stayed behind closed doors, not wanting to discuss the cases. Did you know he was involved in the incident down there on Easter? But McDonald talked about his bunny heroics, and now cops have the carrot of evidence they need to basically put this rascally rabbit behind bars. It's a shame on me. I was thinking, how do they work in carrot? Yep. You should have known that one.

All right. So it doesn't end there. Police in South Brunswick say Antoine McDonald and the accomplice were caught on surveillance cameras, burglarizing a car in September of 2018, while authorities in Dover, Delaware say he was also arrested there in 2017 after he and two others were accused of committing two armed robberies. According to the South Brunswick police, McDonald is known to authorities and has been involved in a dozen or so incidents there. in addition to the car burglaries McDonald's also been arrested for harassment and allegedly for spitting at a worker in a store I like a guy with this rap sheet

taking off his bunny head I say well you know there's more to me than meets the eye I know smiling ear to ear he's like yeah I'm a hero the word hero is used a lot these days but I think in this case it makes a lot of stuff so that is my creep the Easter bunny Antoine

McDonald's Mike, what do you got? All right. Well, I went in a slightly different direction. Oh, you got Santa Claus? I went. No, I stuck in the world of sports mascots. I went with a minor league baseball team.

The formerly the Scranton Red Barons turned Scranton Wilkes-Barreys. Now I believe they're the Scranton Wilkes-Bair rail riders, which will be ironic to you in a few seconds. Okay. But at the time they were the Yankees, I'm going to take you folks to two. 2007 when the Scranton Wilkes-Wilksbury Yankees had a mascot by the name of The Grump, which apparently is supposed to be a play on Oscar the Grouch, I guess. It was a green Muppet-like figure, kind of like Wally, the Green Monster. He wore a baseball jersey, no pants, which is kind of how he lived his life.

And also the way it was described, and I have to trust my readings because I can't see. They said he looked like Andy Rooney, so I don't know if he was based on, him or what the deal was. Okay. Anyways. A little bizarre. The grump was a staple of Red Baron's games into the Scranwell Square Yankees. By the way, Andy Rooney, that's the guy from 60 Minutes, right? Yeah. So I guess it was a bit of a grump. Perhaps that was the Yankee.

He was, but also, I remember this pretty vividly because I would watch 60 minutes. When it switched over to HD, I could no longer watch that segment. This guy has hair growing out of his face in the most awkward places. And he's never once plucked an eyelash or an eyebrow. brow. He didn't give a fuck. It's like, dude, this is 1080P. Are you sure? You want to see what I remember when ugly people could be on the news.

Yeah, right. You ever notice how it's impossible to look at me during the segment? Because I'm so grotes. You ever notice when you need your eyebrows tweezed? You ever notice how you died two years ago and you're still on 60 minutes? It really bothers me. So anyways, this Andy Rooney-like figure, I guess, was a real hit with the kids. The kids loved the grump.

and Jay Hastings of Scranton, Pennsylvania, took a notice to that and took full advantage when he signed up to be the grump, and the Yankees would later assure people that he was not the full-time grump. Jay Hastings was not the mainstay as the grump. He simply did special events, and apparently he convinced his bosses to make sure, if you could keep me on kids events, that would be ideal. If you wouldn't mind, whenever you have a kid's event, it's never dangerous when a man in a big, furry outfit, asks you specifically to go to children's events.

So he set up his life pretty nicely for himself, going to all these kids events. And apparently, I like how you described that as a pretty nice life that he has set up for himself. Well, listen, if I live next, I like comedy. If I live next to a comedy club, that'd be nice for it. I'm saying he set up his life in a convenient manner. Yes, I get it. So Jay Hastings was also on MySpace. This is typically when you can tell when a social media platform is dead once the old timers get on it.

Once guys in their 40s get on a platform, that's when it's not quite so cool anymore. So Jay Hastings made his way to MySpace and was DMing with a lot of youngsters, or so he thought, until when he was chatting with a 14-year-old, they met up at the Wyoming Valley Mall in Scranton. Okay. And much to Jay's surprise, the 5-0 was there waiting for him. It was not the young, ripe 14-year-old boy he was hoping for. Instead, it was local police ready to take him into custody. Mike, I've been doing the show for a while now. It's been a little over two years with Vinny.

And I just want to say that I think 99.9% of tweens who do sexy talk on the internet with adults are fence. It's weird You know Carl I personally am not a pedophile To each their own I say Sure If I were to dive into that world I would say to myself

Well I've seen Like to catch a predator And things of that nature I feel like I'd be pretty On to that But not with this Jay Hastings guy Because this 12 year old girl sure is hoardy I can't believe how horny

This is for 40 year old dudes I mean she's opening with I mean she's opening with dripping wet that seems awfully aggressive what are the chances the guy like me come to deserve something like this well that's why guys like you and i haven't gotten caught carl because that's the first place our mind goes correct but when j when jay hastings was talking to this uh who he thought was a 14 year old that he was i-eming with on my space he said things to the effect of i really have to be careful i'm worried that police might be on this website

um that's something you should think and not say now now that i've said it that's like if you see a movie where you think well i said you're a cop that means you have to tell me right right yeah so he uh messaged things like that he also got very sexual with this person obviously uh so when he was arrested he later confessed to uh currently having a 15 year old a relationship with a 15 year old boy um which i always like that phrasing in these when they say we're in relationship as if they're like sitting around the house like what do you want to do tonight we had italian last night come on kid so he confessed to that relationship um also when he got caught at the wyoming valley mall that was the second time in a matter of five days that he was

engaging with fake police on the internet so j hastings not particularly uh keen on on who he's talking to online and he paid for it handsomely uh um Now, obviously, the team has gotten rid of the grump. The grump is dead. And now they are the rail riders down in Scrant Wilkes-Bair. It's because of the grump, they had to change the name just to make sure that there's a new mascot. Actually, that was a little unclear. I don't think they changed it for a couple of years.

So they said, listen. Can I just say this, Mike, I like to give advice out from time to time on the show. Because like we say in the intro, this show is four creeps. So whether you're drunk and there's a fat girl that you're texting with, or if you're a pedophile and you're I-Ming, you know, over AIM with a 12-year-old, just rub one out. You'll, you won't even care about it anymore. I feel like he may have, Carl.

You think so. I don't think that was the, I think this guy's so full of cum that he can never cut it. Just try to help, Mike. I'm sorry. No, but you're, you're right. It is like the idea that he's talking to people online and saying, I hope you're not a cop. Yeah. Means he is, he's mindful of it.

Right. He's just way too horny. He just can't help him. That's the problem. Yeah. So they got him on basically everything he faced 11 to 27 years in prison. Okay. His lawyers, he did not speak to the media, but his lawyers did say that he's acknowledged

he was wrong, which I feel is pretty big of him. Sure. And he was seeking treatment for his disease. I can see him in prison just walking around high-fiving everyone as he goes by them. It's like, what are you doing? Taking photos with him and shit. It's like, I admitted I was wrong. What?

I took responsibility. Tussling the other inmate's hair. Yeah, the other thing I found in my research for this project here was that a lot of the creepy stories with mascots is like groping while they're in the costume, which doesn't seem satisfying to me. So at least good for Hastings for, you know, going the extra mile and finally getting his nut off. I found some fun ones. There was this one in Cincinnati where the, whatever the university is there, the mascot was chucking snowballs at people. and the police tackled him and handcuffed him

that was pretty funny also I was thinking Benny the Bull the Chicago Bulls guy had a couple good stories as well where he was Oh yeah

he would get in fight with cops and shit That's awesome There was one where There was It was in Utah The Jazz Whatever that mascot is

Was had silly string And shot silly string And this guy's beer And the guy was pissed He got up And poured his beer Over the mascot And then he got escorted

It out That was pretty fun I like that That, too, the idea that if you pour your beer on, I'm like, it's going to affect the guy inside. Right. It's like, hey, knock it off. Do you think I pay to get this clean? Like, the team takes care of that for me.

It's, I'll be fine. Thank you, though. Oh, and the other thing I should have mentioned with Hastings is that he did also admit to using the team's van. So he had access to the Yankees, the Scrant Wilkesbury Yankees team van with the logo on it and everything. Yeah, why is there cardboard up in these windows in here? Who taped up all this cardboard up here? What's this for? I guess in Scranton, that's just a real eye grabber among the kids.

Hey, you want to see what equipment I'm working with, youngsters? Kids are in the baseball the way they used to be, unfortunately. No. In 2007, he's still got a few bites, obviously. But no, it's not the same anymore. All right. Well, is that wrap up the story? That's it.

That's my candidate. I hope I met the spirit of the show. You certainly did, my friend. And Vinny said after hearing what I had to say that he does want you to represent him in the voting. Thank you. I'm going back on Vinny's good side. Yeah. And thank you, Tucker Dixon. It is Super Chat Monday. So keep those Super Chats coming.

Oh, shit. I guess I owe Tucker money. Okay. Well, let's keep that in mind. And also, what was it? Turbo Neal said Vinny Spinney. I couldn't agree more, Sarah. Keep those super chats coming through. It's nice to do a show with a professional, Mike. This is fun. Yeah, I'm not used to this. Wow, that's high praise. Thank you. is a good time. All right, it's time for voicemails, and of course we have a sponsor for the voicemail segment. The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. The Syracuse Orange football team is selected to finish dead last in the ACC. When asked about this, Coach Dino Babers said, well, with predictions like that, it's hard to disappoint people,

but I'm sure we'll find a way. See you in Syracuse. All right. I don't know why we didn't have a music bat on there. That was a little awkward. I apologize for that. What the hell was that? That was our sponsor, the city of Syracuse. Okay. Very nice. I'm glad you guys are really working towards something here. They sponsored the voicemail segment. All right, let's hit some voicemails. I feel like we haven't done a ton lately, so let's see how many we can get to. Hey, Carl, this is for the creepoff. Hey, I'm just here to tell I've gone. You've really got to get on the creep off Patreon. It's really cool. If you're part of the Vietnam believers,

you get access to a special exclusive secret Discord server and you can be part of Vinny's Discord Kit and Haram. It's really, really cool and fun, and it's not grooming. If you say it's fucking grooming, we're going to come after you. All right, well, there's lots of reasons to join our Patreon. I don't know about that one. I mean, you sold me. We do have some fun bonus episodes down there.

All right, the rest of these actually were called into the creepop. I haven't heard these yet. Hey, Carl. I've got $200 a vacuum cleaner and a penis. Let's make this happen. Apparently, this is a whole thing. Somebody had wrote in and said that if you search for people fucking a vacuum cleaner, there's tons of videos of that on the internet.

I had no idea. Oh, that feels like just a natural fit. If I was thinking of weird porn, sticking your dick in a vacuum would be an early one, I would think. I would think that somebody that's trying to rip your skin off of your penis would not make you sexually aroused, but I guess that's just me. People do crazy things for love, Carl. Vinny, you will be proud to know that I learned of the creep off through one of

Carl's appearances on the Drew and Mike show. There you go. So there you go, Carl. I'm backing me up a little bit. That's a 100% true story. So I will come to Carl's defense on that. Love the show, guys. See ya.

Thank you, Detroit. We love you. And we're going to be out there. I haven't made an official announcement yet, but WATP Live will be going out to Detroit this fall, and I believe Vinny's going to be joining us for that as well. So maybe we'll do a little creep-off thing with Drew Lane and company, the little Drew crime segment on that show. I will say when Carl was on my show, no mention of the creep-off. Never even came up.

In fact, I think I said, don't you do another show, and you're like, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know. Oh, my God, can we put that out in post, please? I sent him an email file with all these demands. Yeah. I'm really embarrassed that you said that. I almost forgot.

Vinnie, what do you send him? All right. I don't know why Vinny sent me that one. Let's see what else we got here. Vinny, it's a cow photographer. I have news for you. Reddit, to make a new account, does not require an email.

Anyone can make as many accounts they want without any kind of verification. So, 46, I can easily set up 20 accounts and get you 20 votes. I'm not because I'm a man of integrity. But I think Carl's up to something fishy because you don't have an account, do you, Vinny? So Reddit's not for voting either. Figure something else out. Bye.

Oh, so that's why Vinny won this week. All right. That makes sense. Thank you, sir. I don't, I didn't want to think I was part of a show where there's rigged voting. I don't know about this. Yeah, I don't know if I can attach my name to this now. I know.

It's not good, Mike. It's a real problem. I wish the news media would address it. There's no greater value than subscribing to patreon.com slash the creepoff. If you're part of Carl's Cozer Rouge, he can be part of his super sequel game where we all sent our dick picks to him and he gets the judge. And, well, the younger and smaller it looks, the more points you get. I'm not really sure what the grand prize is yet. He hasn't told us.

Anyway, patreon.com slash the creep on Carl's cause of ruse. These advertisements are not good. They're not selling me on it, that's for sure. Or they're great depending upon the demographic you're targeting. That's the key to, you know advertising, Carl. You know how it works. That's a good point. Holy shit.

Vinnie, are you okay? I listen to your creep and it got to me. I, listen, if I promise to vote for you for fucking ever every week, regardless of what Carl brings in, will you promise to not bring in anybody even close to that ever again? Holy fucking shit. You won, okay? Just stop the creep off now. Life fucking sucks.

There's no good people. Like, oh, fucking humanity's ruined. It's fucked. We need a better virus, something. It's time to turn in the towel, boys. Anyhow, I love you a boy. All right. Please don't kill yourself, everyone.

And I'm sorry that we're reporting on this news. It is disturbing from time to time. He's just doing his job as an investigator. That's true. It's all he's doing. As a creepy investigator. I mean, he investigates creeps. That's what I meant.

What's up, Carl and Vinny? So I'm listening to the creep off driving through a diverse neighborhood. And I was thinking, well, it's a really good consequence to ask the wheel is spend a night in a motel. in one of these diverse neighborhoods. All right. Are you fucking goodbye. Yeah, drive to Gary, Indiana is on the wheel of consequences, sir. We're well aware of that, yes.

No, thank you. Boy, boys, it's the cured homosexual here. And you miss the best part about the creep off story about the reverend having intercourse with a Hoover. It wasn't just any Hoover, boys. It was a Henry Hoover. It's bright red and two giant eyes, and the mouth is where the hose comes out. So if you're going to fuck a hoover, not that I would, since Carl cured me of my deviant sniffs. But if I were going to fuck a hoover, that's the hoover I'd suck.

Thank you, fuck you, bye. Boo! Be more funny. All right. Are you guys running some kind of conversion camp, or what is that about? I'm not on purpose, but You're just so masculine that you're converting people to real heteros.

Yeah, I turned him asexual, apparently. Okay, so that's pretty cool. All right, you ready for a scum parade, Mike? I'd love to be part of one. Let's do it. Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's a scum parade. Look out for a skum parade.

Make him in his day. Stay All right, we have four stories for you today. We're going to start off in Los Angeles, California, and the way that Vinny puts these together, he does a masterful job. The first story is always fun. Kind of brings you into it going, oh, okay, this is going to be fun.

And then by the end, it's really, truly awful. Oh, excellent. Yeah, so let's get ready for this journey. Los Angeles, California, a homeless man, threw a huge bucket of hot diarrhea over an unsuspecting woman's face in a stomach churning random attack. See, I told you, sorry, it's fun.

If I can just give you a little perspective of what I've dealt with today. Yeah. Not two hours ago did I leave the Kirkmanahan show? Yeah. Where they were trying to get me to name my price to drink what is known as a prison cocktail, which I believe includes

human shit, come, piss, and vomit, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, I mean, you could take any of those out And there's still no price that I would They threw out like six figures And I was like, both, no way Listen, I could use some money But I, for my own dignity

I need at least seven figures here Also, who's making this cocktail? I want to see the bartender who's making this thing I think as a kind of family unit Everyone was going to contribute I believe is what they were talking discussing Okay, do you get to pick who's calm And who's shit?

Because that would factor into it They picked for me, and I got to tell you, they did pick the best possible options. Okay. All right, so Heidi Van Tassel was about to drive home from a Thai meal with friends near the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Los Angeles

in April when the attacker named Jer Blessing struck. She has now spoken out about the attack saying, it was diarrhea, hot liquid, I was soaked, and it was coming off my eyelashes and into my eyes. Paramedics who came to treat me said there was so much of it,

on me that it looked like the man was saving it up for a month all right how much for me to liquor clean I was going to say Mike smash your pass on this one what do you think good God that I mean maybe it's just

a psychological thing and it's not as gross as we make it out to be in our mind but the image makes me like convulse like I get I dry heave when I hear this all right well it's not done yeah she goes out to say it was all inside my car because it was so much he just kept pouring it and splattering it all over me.

It was something I won't ever forget. It's disgusting. Van Tassel was rushed to Hollywood Presbyterian Hospital and tested positive for infections caused by the poop. So it's not just psychological. There's infections going on from a homeless man's diarrhea. I like that she says, I'll never forget as if we thought there would be a day. Do you remember that time that guy dumped diarrhea? I didn't know.

What are you talking about? What do you mean? Oh, yes. Oh, that's right. Yeah. That was pretty crazy. There's three journal entries about. Of course I remember that day.

I like the fact that this guy was saving this for a month. I don't think he's refrigerating it either. That is not a sanitary way to keep diarrhea just out of the street in Los Angeles. It's very warm there. It's sitting out in the sun. It's just sitting out in the sun. Oh, God. He's like, no, no, no.

I want this to be really gross. She will now need to be retested every three months to catch any residual diseases she may have picked up. The victim contacted the Los Angeles Police Department, but says her please for action have gone unanswered. All you don't say, LAPD's not doing their job? Shocking. I'd rather be Rodney King. Van Tassel says the attack has left her with mental health issues.

It's so traumatic, it was awful. It changed my life. The PTSD that I'm dealing with is beyond anything I've ever felt. There needs to be some kind of help for the victims of these crimes. What? Oh, did you get diarrhea on your face? Yeah, we have a whole building over here. Come on, Ed.

staff will take care of you. No worries. I don't know if that's exactly Mothers Against Drunk Driving. I don't know how mainstream that cause is going to be. Yeah. So apparently this guy, Blessings, was charged with battery over the attack and taken to jail before being freed on bail. He

received several months psychiatric treatment but is now back on the streets. Oh, God. Court records show that he suffers from schizophrenia and psychiatric disorders. You don't say. no test show he was a pretty regular guy he's having a rough day

he's a clippers fan and he takes his kids to the park once a week I think you're going to hear that he's baseball cards you know he's got some odd quirks but Van Tassel goes on to say he doesn't need jail time he needs mental health care

I have empathy for him because he needs help well sure I suppose Van Tassel was attacked amid an explosion and the number of crimes committed by transients in Los Angeles. I think that means homeless people. In Los Angeles, from around 7,000 in 2017 to over 9,000 in 2018. And let's fast forward four years.

How's that going now? It's probably calmed way down, right? Probably no issues anymore. You'll never be clean, by the way. When you're doused and shit like that, you're never fully, there's no amount of showers that wipe that away. Yeah. I wonder if that's on her Match.com profile.

I bet it's not. I bet she's hiding that one. Just so you know, the first dates wear gloves. All right, let's go over to Scotland. All right. A far right thug who stood as a BNP and National Front candidate in two elections is facing a substantial prison sentence for violently raping a woman and attempting to rape her teenage daughter.

A jury heard particularly distressing evidence that former soldier Michael Coy humiliated his 39-year-old victim by using a craft knife to carve the word slut into her thigh, whore into her arm, old and saggy on her breasts, and the letter's F-A-T across her stomach. This guy's doing bits. No, it's like the same thing. The victim said she was on a stopwatch anytime she left the house with violent consequences if she returned late. She claimed he raped her after accusing her of cheating on him when she returned home late from

a girl's night out. Well, honey, if you knew that was an issue, why did you get home in time? I'm not victim blaming here, but she goes, by the way, I wasn't allowed to come home late. So this one day, I come home late. Okay. Turn about his fair play, I understand. This is fun.

She says, he sent messages from her Facebook account to a photographer who had taken her picture in a rock pub saying, did I flirt with you? I can't remember. Then asking the stranger if he was interested in her. So he's, like, flirting with other dudes on her behalf. I love how, if you're catfishing someone, these people that, like, have no clue how regular humans talk to each other?

Hey, did I flirt with you? I can't remember. I'm reaching out to you. What level of flirtation do you think happened the other night? I'm not remembering. Was it 80%? It was it 30%. Yeah, this is how humans converse, right?

All right. So then, she said, as she was lying on the couch, he started hitting her in the face with the this manhood. She told the court he was saying things like this is what you want isn't it you little slut. This is what you want it all night. He kicked me in the stomach and then he told me to go back through to bed. I thought that's over but it wasn't over. She went on. He pushed me backwards onto the couch. He started doing that thing with his penis again saying that's what I wanted and I was going to get it. I was going to get my wish. He started pushing my legs apart with his knees, and I screamed, but he covered

my mouth. I was on my back on the couch, and he was pushing his forearm down into my face. He put himself inside me and didn't stop until he finished. I couldn't fight back. She said she once tried to flee from the house half naked, but he rugby tackled her to the floor, shattering her teeth so

badly she lost four on one side of her mouth and two on the other. That might have been a sign that you're with the wrong guy. I mean, before we shame this man too much more, in fairness, obviously he did think it's what she wanted, right? He kept saying. This is what you want, right?

You know, it's like cause versus intent here. He thought he was doing the right thing. He must have not known the safety word. It happens. All right, this is where it gets awful. Oh, this is where it gets off. This is where it gets off. This is where it gets bad, my grace yourself.

Her daughter, who's now aged 18, testified that Coyle sexually assaulted her when she was around 12 or 13 years old. She told how she woke up and found him straddling her naked from the waist down and attempting to insert his penis into her mouth. Coyle, who has had his name added to the sex offender's register, stood for election in Westminster as the BNP candidate in Glasgow, South, in 2010, and fought as National Front candidate to become a member of the Scottish Parliament. He failed on both counts.

Well, I guess democracy works, so that's good. I don't know what his tagline was, but... Yeah, and, I mean, on the second one, I hope that he at least ignores. She wasn't asking for that. She didn't, it wasn't her wish. Yeah, when you wake someone up, especially a toddler with your penis in their mouth, you can't use that. Oh, yeah, no, she wanted that.

No, I don't think so. He's like, you know what, in fairness, guys, this one didn't want it. Yeah, you know what, this one's on me. Hey, whatever charges you throw on me, I'll accept this one. Egg on my face. All right, let's go over to India and let's talk about a man who allegedly decapitated his wife and walked over seven miles to the police station. with her severed head in his hand.

I respect this guy already. Nakapodi Majhi, 55, reportedly suspected his wife of infidelity and murdered her by slitting her throat with a sharp dagger during a heated argument at around 3.30 a.m. on July 15th. By the way, 3.30 a.m., go to bed. You're not going to resolve it. It's not going to get resolved today. You know what I mean? That's Carl's big endorsement that nothing good happens past midnight.

Correct. You know, you might end up behind. Heading your wife. Maji then reportedly beheaded his wife before walking seven miles toward the nearest police station with the severed head. Locals of the village were horrified as Maji was captured en route to the Gandhia police station. Witnesses reportedly apprehended him at Jankira Village and informed the police. Giranda police arrested Maji and registered a case against him. Police also recovered the bloodstained weapon he had used in the crime.

The investigation is currently ongoing. Majia and his deceased wife were married for 25 years, they have two sons. I like the, I know it was late at night, but I like the image of him walking through the neighborhood with the severed head. Like, hey, neighbor, how's it going, buddy?

He's like, I'm a little busy right now. And I've got to be honest, I don't know a lot about India. I've never been there. And I would have thought that maybe that'd be a common occurrence that people would just be like, ah, look the other way. He's going through a thing right now. But apparently, even in India, they're horrified by that. so that's good to know.

Even in India. That's good to know. Like Carl's view on the world. Believe it or not, they didn't have had their wives over there. There's someone just shitting in the street going, hey, what are you doing? That's gross. Oh, even a place like India. Our last story were going over to Indiana.

Coming back to the states here at Indiana. Female inmates at an Indiana jail were subjected to a night of terror when male detainees. gained access to their cells. Women allege in a lawsuit. Yes. The lawsuit was, you do get this game. I'm glad you understand how this show works. The lawsuit was filed Friday, July 22nd, by eight women against Clark County Sheriff

Jamie Knoll and current and former Clark County jail officers. The women claimed that October 23rd, 2021, jail officer David Lowe gave two male detainees keys to the interior of the jail in exchange for a thousand bucks. All right, have at it, boys. Yeah, all right. I'm going to, check on my watch. You've got two hours. Have some fun for an extra 500 bucks.

I'll give you all night, but... I like that that would be the prize because obviously he's not just giving them the keys. The implication is obviously something horrible. Correct. You know, I want to put a mint on their pillow. I really have a crush on Saly. I just want to talk to her if that's all right. all right so that night the two male detainees and other male inmates went into the restricted areas of the jail that housed women i liked it they're like hey guys look what i got they're like let's go they're inviting other friends

numerous male detainees used the keys obtained from low to enter pods four e and four f where they raped assaulted harassed threatened and intimidated the plaintiffs in this lawsuit and other women for several hours resulting in significant physical and and emotional injuries. I feel like Paula Poundstone right now. I'm like, well, jail's supposed to be uncomfortable ladies. That's true. Now, here's the question. Did these ladies learn their lesson? Huh?

Honestly, these ladies won the fucking lottery. They are going to win this case. All right, let me read on. I mean, it's a bad night. Don't get me wrong. I wouldn't wish this on my sister or my mom. Sure, but are they reformed? The men threaten to further harm the women

if they press the emergency call button. I mean, what do you have to lose at that point? The women claim in the lawsuit that no jail officers came to their aid throughout the night, despite the assaults being viewable on surveillance video. Yeah, they were all watching and cranking it. I know, I'm thinking the same thing.

Rooting for their boys. What are these, the Jeffrey Epstein guards? Is anyone competent? Sheriff Noel has not publicly commented on the lawsuits. Days after the alleged, incident. Lowe was fired in charge with trafficking with an inmate, aiding escape

and official misconduct. The station said Lowe admitted to accepting the bribe and allowing inmates to access restricted areas of the jail. What an idiot. Why did you admit that? If I'm ever at all successful, it will

just take people to go back. You laughed at this segment and made jokes about the rooting on a rape? Yeah. But it's the show. No, it's the creep off, you understand. That's not for you. This is four creeps. That's why it's okay.

It wasn't for you. You shouldn't even be listening, frankly. His criminal jury trial is scheduled for September. After the October 23rd incident, jail officials punished the women by leaving the lights on for 72 straight hours. Denying them normal privileges and confiscating pillows, blankets, and hygiene items. I got to say, the lights thing really seems a little weak. Yeah, I know. That seems like a fairly weak punishment.

Yeah, you can just, like, close your eyes. I mean, if they blasted, like, newer Metallica, then I could see where that's pretty, you know, St. Anger or something. I'm like, well, that's kind of torturing that for no reason. I'm just imagining that being done with, like, war criminals. Like, we aren't going to turn these lights off, you bastards. But hold on a second. Let me read that again, because remember, this guy gave the key over for a thousand bucks.

These guys come in, have a hoot-nanny. And then, after that, jail officials punished the women by leaving. the lights hours, every two straight hours, denying the normal privileges, confiscating pillows, blankets, and hygiene items. What the fuck is wrong with these people? You know what's sick is that, like, my instinct was like, I don't think they gave a harsh enough punishment.

I know. That's why I had to read it again. I'm like, no, this is way worse than you think it is. The violation of the plaintiff's constitutional rights was the result, not only of a single bad actor low, but also due to systemic failure on behalf of the Clark County Sheriff who failed to properly staffed the jail,

train the jail officers and supervise the jail officers to make sure they maintain adequate security at the jail. The July lawsuit states the women in both lawsuits are seeking compensatory damages and jury trials. So here at the creepoff, we'll keep an eye on this one for you, everyone. Oh, good. Keep us up to it. Yeah. No problem at all. I like that it's not just that they're bad guys.

They blame the training as if this was part of the training. Yeah, systemic. But you shouldn't rape inmates. Right. That's day one. Yeah, this is just a systemic thing they have. Like, read the manual. It says you're supposed to be rooting this on when it happens.

We've got to change that. This is great. It looks the other way. If one of your coworkers. Jesus Christ, I'm pretty sure this is all against the rules. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. All right.

Mike, this has been fun. What did we forget to do today? When am I forgetting? Oh, I don't know. Is there something? I don't know. What does Vinny usually do at this point? I guess I promoted our stuff up top.

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Oh, I did. I heard this. I didn't realize there was a weekly thing. Okay. It is. You know what? It's because this is how they used to sign off on the Brother Wee show here in Rochester.

Oh, okay. I like that. Vidi and I are big morning radio fan. So, so Mike, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia! You're not charismatic. This dude is fucking corny.

Tucker Dixon says, with $2, use this for your D.C. trip rung show, Tucker Dixon, but thank you very much for the donation. I think he means me. I'm going down there to own politicians. That would be awesome. Can I come down to shoot that video? I'll just tell you you're talking to, you know, AOC. It's really just a tree. Carl's that Mitch McConnell? Hey, Mitch McDouglas, get over here. Just a homeless guy.