The Creep Off - Episode 125: Still a Smoke Show

Episode Date: August 9, 2022

In this episode Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for the biggest creep in Alabama's Jersey...the Magnolia State Mississippi: This week we also got our first listener creep line report. If you want to report a creep leave us a voicemail at [phone] (remember no last names): In the scum parade we learn about a case of puppy love in Florida, we meet an Alabama girl with no respect for orthodontics and we check in with Anne Heche whose career is actually on fire! 'Ferris Bueller' actor Edie McClurg is an elder abuse victim, cousin alleges (yahoo.com)Georgia couple William Zulock, Zachary Zulock charged with using their adopted children to make child porn (nypost.com)Florida Couple Arrested After Deputies Find They Had Sex With A Dog For Last 8 Years (tampafp.com)Girl chewed through restraints in bold escape from week of captivity in Alabama (yahoo.com)https://nypost.com/2022/08/07/anne-heche-drank-vodka-wine-in-podcast-posted-hours-before-crash/

You know, we had a whole meeting the other day about how we basically dropped the ball on how we named this show. Yep, we sure did. Let's pick it up and run with it, shall we, Carl? Let's do it. All right, let's start off with this week's creep cap from Tucker Dixon. Hey, everyone, Tucker Dixon here, and last week was Mascot Week. Carl started us off with the Jews most hated mascot, the Easter Bunny. And since Vinny was out watching live gay porn, oh, nope, sorry, misread my notes, I meant wrestling.

He was watching wrestling. Blind Mike filled in for him, and Blime Mike brought in a mascot who did exactly what you think a man in a mascot uniform would do. And that would be molest children. As for my creepiest mascot, it would have to be Jackson DeVille, the Jaguars mascot, because he's just awesome,

and I'm so jealous of him and how great he is, and how much he fucking hates Carl just like me. Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want.

Sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Your think is funny and you laugh it? Don't fucking laugh again. Disgusting Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing

Ola Creepos Welcome to another edition of your favorite True Cry podcast the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps i am your host you all know me as the tower of power too sweet to be sour people's champion viny polino and joining me in studio today yeah come on my face that's fine no settle down carl i haven't introduced you yet it's carl hamburger hey what is happening vini paulino it's carl the guy who's jacking it jacking it jacking it jacking it spikein it smack

Well, at least you're having a nice time so far. Welcome back to Rochester, my friend, and welcome back to the creepoff. I am so glad to be back. I want to take a big shout out to Blind Mike. Yeah, Mike Gehry did a great job filling in for you. I really like that guy. I thank you, Mike, for doing it. You did a great job.

Lowest downloaded episode we've had, but, you know, it was a good job. You had to get a shot in, didn't you? Oh, you know. You had to get a shot in. It was a little confusing to people that the video. showed up on who are these podcasts YouTube channel. That's because that's the YouTube channel that I control. Vinny controls the creep

off and Vinny wasn't around. So that's the reason for it. We're creeps. Remember this show is about creeps by creeps? Right. But we love you and we're going to have fun today. Let's talk about last week, shall we? Oh yeah, let's do that. I just want to take a second and say, I jokingly said during the show that blind mic would play

for me. I'm not going to do that and here's why. Because I'm on game point. You are. I want to put that hammer down on the nail into your coffin, dude, and put you down myself so blind mike one point into the guest column all right because he beat your ass he sure does 69 votes to 25 votes for me and i hate to do this because it's blind mic and i like him but you know what that's just that that's a call for that's a call for i'll tell you what i'm going to do i'm going to give him this i'm going to give him some

John Sina, because he can't see you. He had seen anything in a while. All right. So this week, you and I decided to go back to the states because that's always the easiest for us to research-wise, yes. It makes life a little bit easier. So this week, we picked the Magnolia State of Mississippi. I didn't know it was the Magnolia State.

I looked it up. Oh, look at you. Good job. A lot of Lung-straffered today. Very good. You know why I picked Mississippi as my recommendation, Vinnie? Why is that? Because I knew we hadn't done it yet.

There's a bunch that I could, I wouldn't be able to tell you if we've done it yet or not. I was like, Washington said, do we do Washington? I'm not sure. I think we might have. I don't know. So we got to get a record of this somewhere so we don't just set repeating creeps and states. You know what I do when I have a question on these things? What do you do?

I ask Alex. Alex knows? I asked gangrenously. Okay. That dude knows everything. Good. I'll do that then. He is literally the Oracle of Creep off lore.

We need someone. The holder of the keys. We need someone to go. Alex. So Mississippi, the last time you and I played, I won. Right. So that means I'll go first this week. All right.

Hit the bell. All right. So this is game point. You're up, what, 4 to 2? I am up 4 to 2. Okay. So I got to bring my A game today. Good to know.

Yeah, good luck. All right. So today I'm going to prove something, Carl. I'm going to do something you hate just to make it more fun for me. some creeps Carl do stand the test of time okay my creep died in 1935 so what year was your creep born 1895 uh all right that's a good 40 years 40 years of uh terror 19th century creeps is what we're doing now today it is okay all right before i know they knew of electricity but did anyone use electricity at this time what was going out of the world i don't fucking know what was going out of the world's fair that year

I mean the dust bowl might have been going on, I think. All right. Get to it. All right. His name is Alonzo Robinson. And actually, can I just ask the creepos out there who are listening? Be polite and act like you're paying attention.

All right. Go ahead, Biddy. You know what I love about shitty states like Mississippi? Oh, by the way, just a side of it. Why are you calling it a shitty state?

Because it is a garbage state. People in Alabama are like Mississippi. They really are, dude. That's how you're judging whether or not Mississippi is good as it, whether or not Alabama likes them. That's weird. Well, I'm just saying they don't.

get to throw a lot of stones so is mississippi alabama's new jersey yes okay that now i make sense that makes sense yes alabama's new jersey Mississippi that nails it yeah but i loved how every story that i found while i was researching happened in a place that was named after someplace better like there was one that was like this happened in philadelphia yeah my story has that too i know i got confused for a second i'm like oh no this isn't the town that my creep was born it was the better place it was named after Cleveland Mississippi all right cool Okay. You know, it's bad if you're like, no, no, Cleveland, Ohio is actually nicer than this place that we're talking about.

That is my point. So I like Cleveland. I'm joking. This guy way ahead of his time in the world of creeps because the first arrest he ever had was in 1918 for sending indecent letters to women. Oh, he was one of those guys. Yeah, he was just writing letters and I assume like drawing dickpicks. I don't know. Yeah, right.

I don't know how you would do this, but he would just write really filthy, obscy, letters to women. And that was like his hobby. Cool. That's way ahead of his time. You have to admit. Yeah, for sure. That's a special kind of pervert for the day. Well, it's hard to block someone who's writing you, physically writing you letters. Not a lot you can do about that. He posted it on my wall with a hammer and a nail.

Right. He got arrested in 1918 on his way to jail. He breaks away from the cops. What do you put his return address on there or something? What do you mean he got arrested? How did they get busted writing letters and sending him to girls? A lesson that he really should have learned young. P.O. boxes, Carl.

Peel doxes. Yeah, there's a lot of ways around those. Yes. So his first arrest, like I said, they caught him. And as they're taking him to jail, he busts away from the cops, gets free, takes a bullet in the shoulder, gets the fuck away out of Mississippi all the way to goddamn Michigan. Wait, the police shot at him. Is he a black guy? Yep.

Oh, okay. That explains it. Yep. Okay. Something's never changed, I guess, huh? This could have been a story from last week. the sky is blue cops are cops by 1926 there's not a lot of records about this guy but he moved to a town named ferndale michigan under the name of james conyer ferndale michigan is where we're doing our next live show who are these podcasts get the fuck out of here in ferndale michigan at the magic bag

ladies and gentlemen how about the tie it look at you although it's not mississippi so you're disqualified all right my creeps incorrect we're going back to mississippi in about it so what he goes to this town ferndale with But then a couple of weeks of him being there, they just start finding these pesky women's decapitated bodies in the town. Don't lose your head, honey. I know you're afraid of black, man, but don't lose your head. Four of them, Carl, they found the heads of four women. Or not the heads, just the bodies of four women. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now, there was a lot of evidence to suspect Alonzo. He was using the name's James Coiner, but they suspected him, but they didn't have enough to arrest him. so the cops are keeping an eye on him and one day they find him pushing a wheelbarrow and they say what's in the wheelbarrow they open it corpse of a lady and they're like okay well you have some splaining to do a lot so they take him to jail he said that he did not kill this woman he went and just dug her up for fucking oh okay that's a good excuse by the way because it's so embarrassing that you'd be like well he wouldn't have made that up that'd be embarrassing Carl, it's a corpse, not a fleshlight, for Christ's sake.

No, I know, that's what I mean. It's a good excuse. All right, whatever. It's pretty clever on Alonzo's part. So he's sitting there, say, he didn't kill this one. They went and they found disturbed dirt at the cemetery. Turns out he really did dig up this body for fucking. Oh, okay.

Well, there you go. And they charged it with grave robbing and convicted him. Well, at least he's not a liar. Now, during that time, here's what I do like about him. He seems to be pretty smart. I don't lie. I don't like the lot. Yeah.

He seems to be pretty smart. Because they bring him in, they question him about the bodies that they found what happened to these other women, what's going on here. And he said, well, I can tell you a lot of things you'd like to know, a lot of things about murderers and murderers. But you know what? I'll die first. Smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, didn't say a goddamn. He didn't have anything on him. He went to prison.

He is paroled in the spring of 1934 and spent his days doing his favorite pastime after he got out of jail, writing more dirty letters to women. All right. Well, better than fucking corpses, I suppose. At this point, he's writing letters to some random lady in Indianapolis. Okay. Which, how you get on this mailing list, I don't know. Yeah, right. It's just not a good place to be.

I don't mind any of the Sears catalog, but the letters from Alonzo really starting to file up over here. So he's back down in Mississippi. And on December 9th, 1934, Alonzo out of the blue breaks into this house of a guy named Aurelius Turner and his pregnant wife, Mrs. Turner. Mr. Turner was sitting in a chair reading the newspaper and he was attacked from behind with an axe to the head. You're not going to survive that. That's not going to go well.

Fucking got him right in the head with the axe and then shot him. Yeah, they're not going to survive that one. He's done. I have a feeling O'Rilius has left us now. O'Rillius has left the building. Mrs. Turner was hit five times with the axe. Then he just sat there and chopped up. their bodies with the axe.

Yep. And he chopped off the lady's legs and then skinned meat off of it. Now, they also had two kids there. One of them was a little bit older. They didn't say how old. He hit this kid over the head with the axe with the blunt end of it. And he thought the kid was dead. Kid woke up and is the one who got the cops.

The other was a baby sleeping in a crib and he left that alone. But we're a good guy. Here's the thing. Alonzo was not the suspect for this crime, Carl. Okay. But he doesn't. does get arrested. Guess what he gets arrested for?

I'm fucking a corpse. The dirty letters, Carl. Oh, okay. I was just going back to what I knew about it. There's only two things. They were traced back to a box office in Shaw, Mississippi. So in January, a few weeks after the murders. Who are these tattletale women who are, like, telling the police about this?

Dude, apparently there was enough of them that the cops did a stakeout on a goddamn PO box because there were so many goddamn complaints. No shit, really? Yes. It's bizarre. 1934 we're talking about He shows up to this PO box The cops see him put the key in the thing

They walk up And as they walk up on him He tries to pull a gun They grab him hold him down Arrest him When they search his pockets Guess what they find Mr. Turner's pocket watch

Okay A packet of human hair And portions of chewed meat With bite marks That was the meat was like a jerky That was salted and cured saving it for later just threw that in his pocket that is correct i might get hungry later after mailing these letters oh man nothing makes me better put a snack with me during his questioning

he admitted to sending the letters and this time for some reason he straight up confessed to murdering the turners and explained that he did it what to mean for some reason this guy's been pretty straightforward the first time he's like i'm not telling you shit this time he's like well yeah i murder the turners not a liar dumb dumb dumb okay i'm just saying that's a dumb thing don't tell him so he confesses to that and when they went to his residence when they went to his house to go search it they found a trunk full of human skulls a trunkful a trunk full of human skulls how many skulls did they find really uh they did not say they said a trunkful okay so they asked him about those and he said yeah those are mine dum dum dum

dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb and what else are you going to do at this point yeah and they said where Where did you get these skulls? And he goes, well, I didn't kill anybody for them. I only killed those two people with the axe. And for some reason, chopped up their bodies. Okay. And fucked up their kid. These I just dug up for my collection.

You know, finders keepers. Mm-hmm. You know, that's all. They found him guilty pretty quick. And on March 5th, 1935, with a big Carl asshole smile, this guy apparently just smirked. And they hung him. Okay. And he is dead.

that is my creep, Alonzo Robinson from Cleveland, Mississippi. Very good. All right. Well, I'm going to take you. By the way, the jerky was Mrs. Turner. Okay. I had a feeling. Yeah, the jerky was Mrs. Turner.

Sorry, guys. Was it well-seasoned? Salted. Just sultan? You need more than just salt. I'm going to take you to a place called Jackson, Mississippi. I'm going to Jackson. Sam Bowers Jr. attended high school in Jackson, Mississippi.

During World War II, he served in the United States, Navy, unfortunately for black people, Jewish people, and all of civilized society, he was not killed by the Nazis. It's something I still have not forgiven the Nazis for. Letting Sam Bowers survive World War II. Eventually,

Bauer settled in Laurel, Mississippi and started his own small business an amusement company that made pinball machines. Ooh. Yes, actually, he spearheaded both the Iron Maiden and the ACDC pinball tables, two of my favorites. The Iron Maiden table is a lot

a fun. It is. It's a great one. The band is actually named after the pinball table. Bowers, along with many other southern whites during the Cold War, was antagonistic towards the civil rights movement, believing that it was a movement which was

led by the far left and organized by the Communist Party. And he began to express racist political views in the late 1950s. Bowers came to believe that the Soviet Union was a front for Jewish elites who were seeking

to overthrow Christianity as the dominant religion of Western society that Fidel Castro's government in Cuba was recruiting and providing military training to blacks as part of a plot to invade the Gulf Coast and that the U.S. federal government... You will not take Pensacola!

The U.S. government would use the invasion as a pretext to federalize the National Guard and deport all whites from his home state of Mississippi. And Alex Jones said, You fucking know all about this shit. No, actually, this conspiracy theory,

I think even Alex Jones would be like, it's pretty out there. Oh, boy. It's pretty out there. So Bowers was appointed Grand Dragon of Mississippi by Imperial Wizard Roy Davis in 1960. Davis resigned in 1964 just after Congress launched an investigation into the KKK

and the original knights began to fragment. Which turned out to be a good thing because Bowers believed the original Ku Klux Klan was too passive. That was his problem with the KKKKKKG. Yep, that was his problem with it. They're always burning the letter T. On February 15, 1964, at a meeting in Brookhaven, Mississippi, he convinced about 200 members of the original knights to defect to join his clan,

which would be named the White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. He became the group's first fraternal imperial wizard, writing a clan constitution. The white knights of the Ku Klux Klan, do they always do? just stand up for women? Yeah, they're white knighting. Now, not that type of white night. But he wrote the clan constitution, constitution with a K, which is fun.

For the sovereign realm of Mississippi. Branding is important, right? You're a marketing guy. I agree. Yeah, but you need to get another K in there, which he does. He would govern with the assistance of a body, which he would name the Kongris. I know. Clangris would have been better in my opinion.

So you're just trying too hard at that point. Yeah. They're kind of shoehorning it in. Bowers adopted a code of secrecy under which nobody outside the clan knew the Imperial Wizard's identity. Smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart. I'll give it to you, hold on.

Smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, which was issued at a clan meeting on June 7, 1964, Bowers wrote. This summer, within a very few days, the enemy will launch his final push for victory here in Mississippi. This offensive will consist of two basic salience. One, massive street demonstrations by blacks used by communists designed to provoke whites into counter demonstrations at open pitch street battles to provide an excuse for, two, a decree from submersive, subversive authorities to charge of the National Guard declaring martial law. When the first wave of blacks hit our streets this summer, we must avoid open daylight conflict with them.

We must reveal their leaders as the immoral hypocrites they are. Then, weaving religion into the mix, he further declared, as Christians, we are disposed to kindness, generosity, affection, and humility in our dealings with others. As militants, we are disposed to use physical force against our enemies. How we can reconcile these two apparently contradictory philosophies? Just don't think about it is what I recommend. He goes, the answer, of course, is to purge malice, bitterness, and vengeance from our hearts. Yeah, of course, that's the answer. Duh, what did I think of that?

I was going to go with just maybe we stop it. Yeah, right. Like maybe as Christians, we should just all get along with everybody. No, that did not occur to him. I mean, you're Christians. Don't you have kids to go molest to go do something else? Yeah, things were different back then, Vinny, apparently. In 1964, community activists from Congress of Racial Equality and Students for a Democratic Society launched Freedom Summer,

a campaign that attempted to register African Americans to vote in Mississippi. Later that year, three of the activists, James Cheney, Michael Schwerner, and Andrew Goodman were murdered. The three men had been traveling from Meridian to the community of Longdale to talk with congregation members at a black church that had been burned. The church had been a center for community organization. The trio was arrested following a trip. This is a fun story. You ready for this? This shit's crazy.

The trio was arrested following a traffic stop for speeding outside Philadelphia, Mississippi. escorted to the local jail and held for a number of hours. As the three left town in their car, they were followed by law enforcement and others. Before leaving the county, their car was pulled over. The three were abducted, driven to another location, and shot to death at close range. The bodies of the three men were taken to an earthen dam where they were buried. The disappearance of the three men was initially investigated as a missing person's case. The civil rights workers' burnt out car was found near a swamp three days after the

disappearance, an extensive search of the area was conducted by the FBI, local, and state authorities, and 400 United States Navy sailors. Their bodies were not discovered until two months later when the team received a tip. During the investigation, it emerged that members of the local white knights of the Ku Klux Klan, this is Bowers organization, the Neshoba County Sheriff's Office and the Philadelphia Police Department were involved in the incident. So the KKK, the sheriff, and the police department are all like, all right, we got to take care of these guys.

Two of them were Jewish and one of them were black. And they're like, this, this ain't going to fly here. We got to get rid of them. Not the Philadelphia. That's the city of brotherly love. Correct. This is Philadelphia, Mississippi. Gotcha. Sam Bowers was convicted in 1967 for his role in the killings and served six years in federal prison.

He was released in 1976 and then worked as a Sunday school teacher. You know, because he's a good Christian at all. Yeah, well, you know, the kids. See what the Christians used to do. You know, the kids love dragons. Come on in. Right. So that was 64.

He's convicted in 67. In 1966, members of the White Knights firebombed the house of Vernon Dahmer, a civil rights activist who was working to register African Americans to vote. Dahmer died of burn injuries, which covered 40% of his body and damage to his lungs, which were seared while rescuing his family from the fire. According to later testimony by ex-white. Knights member T. Weber Rogers, Bowers gave the direct order to have Dahmer killed in any way possible.

Listen to this. After four previous trials ended in deadlock including a 1968 jury split of 11 to 1 in favor of guilty and a 1969 jury split of 10 to 2 in favor of conviction, Bowers was finally convicted of the murders in August

of 1998 and sentenced to life in prison. And it's only because this Dahmer, the widow, really kept pushing the issue on this that they needed to have him convicted of it. Of course, in the South, in the 60s, he was able to find... What's your, Murray? Everything moves slower down there. He was able to find people who were sympathetic with his cause.

That's disgusting. Yeah, it's pretty bad. In 1967, the White Knights, his Ku Klux Klan team there, are alleged to have begun a campaign against Jewish targets in Mississippi, Beth Israel Congregation in Jackson and Congregation Beth Israel and Meriden were bombed. Also, the home of Jackson's rabbi, Perry Nussbaum, was attacked. The FBI became involved in the case

and with threatening accusations against local law enforcement, it began to track down potential bombers. A breakthrough in the case came when two Klan brothers, Roberts and Raymond Roberts, met with the FBI and the police in exchange for reward money and immunity. the Roberts brothers had previously been sentenced to 10 years in prison for violating the civil rights of Cheney Schwerner and Goodman so they agreed to cooperate in order to receive a reduced sentence

really boring and so they determined that Bowers was also involved with these bombings of the Jewish setters in conclusion Samuel Bowers is what President Biden would refer to as a bad dude vote for Carl Bad Ombre And the KKK

Grand Wizard Samuel Bowers I would like to point out to someone in the chat who said oh Vinnie picked another cannibal Yeah Exactly thank you

Go fuck yourself Agreed by I'm glad you brought that up Ax murderer Axe murderer Collected human heads That he dug up himself fucked corpses

Made jerky out of people Well hold on a second I got a kicker on here Because the other thing about Bowers I didn't even talk about, didn't have a lot of friends. So he served that wife sentence, and only one person ever visited Bowers during his incarnation. Was it the guy who shanked him in jail?

The visitor claimed to be Bowers' brother who listed a false address and fictitious Mississippi town as his residence. Bowers did die in Mississippi State Penitentiary Hospital of Cardiopulmonary Arrest on Sunday, November 5th, 2006 at the age of 82. he was never married, never had a family, and loved to kill black and Jewish people because they were in cahoots with the communists to take over the country. You know what? I'm going to give him this.

I mean, this guy was a real jerk. That's what I'm saying. But he didn't murder anybody himself with an axe or go dig up body. So either way you could vote this week on Reddit. Is that correct, Carl? That's correct. Buddy, we'll get it up on Reddit.

People can go on there and vote for Carl. Great. I don't think that part last part's right. I think that will make it time for the voicemail segment Let's do it And I believe the voicemail segment Is brought to you by our friends in Syracuse The Creepoff voicemail segment

Is brought you by the city of Syracuse We are excited to announce that Syracuse Is getting a brand new aquarium This $85 million facility will be the first of its kind And comprised entirely of local festival goldfish See you in Syracuse Sounds great I always wonder where those went

I mean, every time they have money to do something They spend it out a giant fucking mall That people are being shot in And now they're building a $75 million aquarium It just field a good football team People will come to Syracuse If you just get like a quarterback He haven't had one says McNabb

Basketball hasn't been great either No, it's not going well All right Well, it doesn't help that their coach refuses to retire This guy is what, 113 years old now? I thought he was to retire a few years ago Yeah, remember he was going to be forced to retire because they were paying recruits?

Yeah. Yeah. And then all of a sudden it's like, ah, Beehive's going to stick around. Oh, okay. By the way, you can't talk like this in Syracuse.

You will be killed talking negatively about Bayhye. Come and get it. Yeah. Come and get it. Oh, whoa. Okay. Listen.

Vinnie'll be at the Pickwick Pub today after three if you want. I'll be there. Look for the stick lines over my seat. This is a voice mail for you. Commenting on last week's episode. Carl. How is St. Anger new Metallica?

That album is 19 years old. Yeah, it's true. You old fuck. It's good point. I was trying to think of Metallica after they were no longer good anymore. That was the one that came into my mind. Here's one. Someone who just joined our Patreon.

Oh, great. Hey, Vinny. Hey, Carl. This is Nate. I fucked up the first one. I'm going to try again. So I just subscribed to the Patreon. Super excited to go watch all that cool content you guys make.

I love your show. Thank you. And, you know, Carl brought me over to the show through HWATP. I love that show. Not sweet. To that Patreon, but whatever. So I love the show.

I love the creep off. I wanted to give you guys some money. And, uh, you know, Carl brought me over. So you know whose team I had to subscribe to? Vinnie, baby, Viannon believer, true believers. Cuzz.

Cuzzaroo. Fuck you, Carl. Ha ha ha ha, ha, excealceding. Whatever. True believers. Great job. Good call, Nate. Thank you. It was going so well, too. Everything about that call is going so well. Our friend Professor Retard checked in.

Oh, good. Hey, guys. It's Professor Retard here. So you know that jail where that guy did some bad stuff and then those guys got those keys? Well, that jail and that sheriff were the stars of reality show. Get the fuck out. where people are supposed to, like, make the jail better and, uh, fucking improve it, you know? That guy didn't learn a, he didn't learn a whole lot of good stuff, I guess. Good take.

You're right. He didn't learn a whole lot of good stuff. Is that true? I don't know. I want to find out now. Oh, okay. That sounds very bizarre, but okay. I think he made it better for the guys.

Oh, yeah. No, the guys had a blast. That was, that was a hell of a night. That's like a jail pizza party. Remember when you're a kid, they had a pizza party in class? It's like, all right, guys. There's like a pizza party and a field trip all in the same day. It's like Coed night.

Yeah. Here's a, uh, someone else calling about our Patreon. Cool. Patreon.com slash the creep off. They might be breaking terms of service, but you can't prove it. You little bitch. I'm going to put that on the board. People, I'm saving that.

Please subscribe to our Patreon because once they're sued out of existence by Suttery John, you'll no longer be able to support the show. We'll be destitutes. Yeah, please get on there now. I have a question for you, Carl. Also, sell your stock in Patreon if you have any, because that company is going away. Yeah, sell it to me.

Very powerful attorney. Here you go. Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. I hit it too soon. Carl, this one came in. It's a serious question. We'd like to know the answer to. Carl, quick question.

Blind Mike is actually blind, right? So how does it sound like he's reading something from Rote, you know, like on the screen, like Patrick Michael reading a Wikipedia about a movie. Is that not what Rope means? Am I retarded? Anyway, how did he do it? Is there like a Braille print-off machine for blindfold? Okay.

I think he memorizes everything. I honestly think that's what he's doing because I listen to his other show. You did his show. Yeah. Why are you laughing? I did a show, too. Yeah, I was tuning in. I'm just kidding.

And he'll often, on that show, he'll often on that show. show go to his buddy the producer and say what's the next video we have lined up here is it blah blah blah no no it's this it's like oh right right okay well play that then so i think that he actually memorizes a whole bunch of shit before he does these shows it's very impressive what a good guy so carl i've got great news okay we have our first creep report oh good somebody called in to report a creep yes and we want you to do this folks if there's if you spot a creep we want to hear from you it could be someone in your family it could be a friend it could be someone you just saw at the all, whatever it is. We want to hear about it. We usually

don't like tattletails. No, we only want, you could say first names, no last names. You say that, Vinny. I'm not telling people to call the cops. I'm telling them to call our show. We're not going to do anything. All right, good point. Hi, is this the creep off?

I'm calling to report a creep. Good. So one of my coworkers at work, we were talking about the MLB together. You know, I work a retail job. It was pretty slow. We're just shooting the shit. Okay, so far so good. And a

woman and her obviously underage daughter, I mean, she's like 10 years old, walk by and walk right in front of us. And yeah, I'm still talking about MLB and my co-worker stops and says, look at her. And I'm looking at it's like the older woman. I'm like,

what the, what? She's okay. He goes, I bet she's been used already. And I look at his gaze and he's fucking talking about the 10-year-old girl What an asshole! Remind me not to go to that lids. Oh, what a creep. What fucking store is this happening in?

Oh, that's what we're looking for. Thank you. Oh, dude, Carl, it gets worse. Oh, there's more to it than that? Yep. Oh, boy. And even worse than that, he thinks that I'm also a fucking pedophile and that I would also be into the 10-year-old girl.

Good point. And I tell him, I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? That's exactly what I said. He's like, oh, I'm just kidding, man. But you know girls these days, right? And I'm like, no, I don't know girls these days. What the fuck is wrong with you? That's my story.

I know it's over 45 seconds, but that's a creep. His name is Anthony. Okay, Anthony, you're crazy name. Fuck you, Anthony. You dirty fucking creep. I hope you kill yourself. Bye. I like that this guy's thought was

You know these girls under 12 They're all horrors these days Like wait once Hey look at that slut What Jesus Christ When a girl like that rides a train It's literally a train

Okay They're not whores at that age This is fucking bonker That's such a crazy story Yeah that's good All right Those are our stories Our voicemails this week

If you want to report a creep Or if you want to leave us a voicemail Call 585-371-881-8010 wait please we want to hear about the creeps you run into and send them to us we want to him so carl i think it's time for a scum parade you got some scum parade music ready to go because viny's a creep and carl's a weirdo i'm not kidding around they're both a gender psychopats with no business in a civilized society and they're going to take you on a scum Oh, Carl, it's so beautiful.

Are you familiar with the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off? I sure am, Vinnie. Are you familiar with the movie planes, trains, and automobiles? I most certainly am. Well, they all featured the acting work of the fine actress, E.D. McClurg. You may remember her as the secretary. Well, I believe her famous line from the latter movie you mentioned is, You're Fucked.

Yes. She is the woman who is working the airline counter that Steve Martin encounters. Right. great actress she nails the line but actress edie mcclurg and her caretaker were allegedly abused by a man who claimed to be the former's longtime friend according to legal documents obtained by the times in july cabral accused michael l ramos who was allowed to live in mcclurg's home as her companion of taking advantage of her cousin and an employee from the jf s care home health center mccrall The clerk is living with dementia. So wait, this guy Ramos, is having a threesome with a dementia patient and her caregiver? He's doing lots of things. That's pretty hot.

Is that a category on Port Hub? I've never seen that before. I don't think she's a stepmom, so no. Oh, okay. Yeah, good point. The court initially allowed Ramos to remain in McClurg's residence as it's believed he would provide her with companionship. However, Cabral, who serves as the conservator of McClurg's estate, has been suspicious of Mr. Ramos's motivations since the outset as she watched him integrate himself into her life

while she was battling dementia. According to the documents, Ramos was able to, quote, finagle his way in to McClurg's residence. Cabral accused Ramos of almost taking McClurek out of California to marry her. Wow. That fairest deal is money. Must be flowing still. Dude, she's probably got some nice residuals from that shit.

Those movies play all the fucking time. But I doubt she got some. She was a fucking. She's not back-at-deal kind of actor. Well, she's been in a million things, too. Either way, you get that sag acting, like, pension. Yep. That's what I'm thinking he's after.

I mean, look at how well-settering John's doing. So, yeah. She's probably rolling at it. This guy, Ramos, has got to be fucking worse off than John. So. A little less creepy, though. The court prevented him from doing it. According to this woman Cabral, they've never been involved in a romantic relationship.

So all of a sudden. And he's like, oh, we're getting married. And this lady's sitting there going, oh, you're fucked. Like, she's just looking into space, quoting lines for movies. Yep. I think Ferris is one righteous dude. And she's just fucking looking around. I'll fucking glass-eyed.

And this guy's like, I do. Yeah. Well, he's also taking advantage of her sexually, too. Isn't that what it says in the article? Yeah. That's like a reverse Biden. He's fucking someone with dementia instead of someone with dementia fucking us. Yeah.

Who's this guy think he is Jill? Additionally, the J.F.S. employee told Cabral that she was worried that Ramos, quote, has or may be assaulting the Conservatives, that she may not even know what is happening to her. Yeah. Cabal hired security guards, but not yet instruct them to prevent Ramos from accessing the home at the time the petition was filed. And long story short, Mr. Ramos has been and is now on a daily basis endangering the health, welfare, and safety of the Conservative. And for that matter, all the other caregivers who remain in the Conservatives home with her, the document says that she. filed and there is a court hearing set for August 15th. Let's just say the moral of the story here. You get old, you start to lose your mind, you get dementia, Alzheimer's. You better off just eating yourself to death. Am I right, Vinnie?

I'm working on it. Exactly. Just die young, die of a heart attack in your 50s. Get it over with because it doesn't get better after that. I'm trying to figure out which shitty actress I'm going to try this on. Like who is that blonde lady from Reno 911? She has like a same level career. Yeah, there you go.

She's a lot of things. When she's all messed up, I'll go moving with her. I was thinking Jenny McCarthy, but... Oh, yeah. She's already crazy. Yeah. She's already bad shit. Daddy Wahlberg already got that spot.

Yeah. So, Carl, here's a story from Georgia. Let's move on, shall we? Yes. A Georgia couple has been charged with using their two adopted children to record child pornography. Not a good thing to do. Don't do that. after interviewing the suspect who was not identified,

police said they learned that there was another suspect in the county who is producing homemade child sex abuse material with at least one child who lived in the home. So there was a rat. They caught some guy with child porn and he goes, I know where you could get the good stuff. Yep. So around 1130 last Thursday night,

they executed a search warrant in Oxford at the home of William Dale Zulloch and Zachary Jacob Zulloch. See, Vinnie, this is where I'm a bit of a traditionalist. I think that every child should be forced into porn by a father and a mother. Right. You know, I'm not two fathers. I'm fine, Carl, I'm fine with gay marriage.

I'm just not fine for gay exploitation of children. I don't think that's a good thing. All right. Or straight exploitation of children. To each their own. To each their own. Am I crazy? Well, if we agreed on everything on this show, it would be boring.

So, like, that's fine. There's one thing I will say about this show, folks. I do know they are very much. against pedophilia they fight it very hard that's right during the search of the house Walton County Division of Family and Child Services

joined deputies and they found the adoptive fathers were engaging in sexually abusive acts and video documenting the abuse yeah fuck you both right to fuck you to hell also I thought it was interesting that

of the charges William was additionally charged with child molestation So I guess you know who the cameraman was. Yeah, Zach was the cameraman. Zachry was obviously just setting up the shots, getting all the angles and the lighting all right. Yeah, so William got the child molestation charged. They both were charged with aggravated child molestation, sexual exploitation of a child, and enticing a child for indecent purposes.

So you got that fuck you thing? Where's that fuck you button? I need that for these two. Fuck you! Thank you, Shiki, baby. It was on a different board. It took me a second. All right.

Carl, we're going down to Florida. Wait, before that, I think you should say this. Thanks a lot, Carl. You're welcome. The next time the isotopes do isotope oaky, you got to find a way to get Sarah involved. She's pretty fucking good. I agree. Pinellas County, Florida, Carl, a couple is being investigated for,

And they called it puppy love. I see what you did there. Well, I love this article because the Pinellas County News really did a great job with the puns in this. Oh, God. A Florida couple is in the doghouse. Ro-ro-ro. I like how they added it here. Literally, this is the sentence.

A Florida couple is in the dog house, so to speak. Well, that's retarded. After an investigation revealed they were having a recording sex with a dog over the last eight years. Yeah. I don't have to say much about that. But either way, according to investigators on August 2nd deputies arrested a man and woman for engaging in the sexual activity with their dog. According to the deputies, the woman later identified as Christina Solello, willingly engaged in sexual activity with the dog on multiple occasions over a span of approximately eight years.

So here's what I would do, Vinny. Bring the dog into the room with her and if the dog wags his tail, it's all good. Right? This is a lot like those female teachers who hook up with their students. And whether it's bragging rights during lunch period or all the peanut butter you can eat, there's not really a victim here. the dog's the victim I'm just saying

if it wagged its tail when it sees her then dogs are stupid Carl yeah no shit it's or kids that is better than my plan though

I was going to have them chop the dog in half and then give like the front half to the lady so it could still lick her pussy and I give the back half to the guy so we can still fuck it I think your plan's better dogs are stupid

podcast hosts are stupid oh just this one yeah Either way, they put it all, all the videos on a flash drive. The dog was surrendered to the deputies and taken to a local pet hospital for a routine examination. This dog has cum poisoning. The dog had no visible injuries. According to investigators, Collello and Springer were taken into custody in charge of sexual activity involving animals.

Both were transported to the Pinellas County Jail. They also actually taught the dog to talk. I have audio of that. lick, lick, lick my balls. Ha ha ha, ha, yeah. Sounds like he was asking for it. Yeah. All right, I'll give myself a... Be more funny.

I don't even want to respond to you. Are you off your fucking meds or something? Folks were going to Alabama. Kidnap 12-year-old chewed through her restraints, breaking the braces on her teeth to escape a week of captivity in Alabama. Yeah, the victim's orthodontas was none too happy with this girl. I just picture Sharesh be like

Do you know how long it took us to work on these? Yeah, he was quoted as saying Well, that's an afternoon I'll never get back Investigator said Tuesday Her escape led to deputies Discovering the bodies of her slain mother and brother Who officials believe were killed by her mother's boyfriend Talapusa County Sheriff Jimmy Abbott said Wednesday

The girl was abducted July 24th And tied to bedpost for a week Well, Jose Paulino Pascal Reyes 37 kept her in a quote drug state with alcohol yeah that's a good way to keep a 12 real doubt you just put a little bit of whiskey on a gums according to a criminal complaint filed Tuesday

she was found walking on an Alabama road Monday morning near the mobile home she shared with her mom brother and the suspect since February a passing motorist stopped to help and stayed until authorities arrived and found the bodies a short time later now according to the sheriff we try to preach this if you see something you need to say something yeah fucking thanks alabama yeah great great life lesson for us thank you sheriff yeah you don't need to go down the road and say what should i have done and then you find out this happen

because i'm sure there's been more mortars who passed her that day yeah he's lecturing everybody i know a 12-year-old girl who's all bruised up and bleed out of her asshole and he's like i you know you really should stop and ask her what the deal is like yeah no no kidding i got leather seats fuck that. I'm not telling her to get in. I'm just asking if she's all right. Paulino Pascal Ray has been charged with kidnapping two counts of murder, two counts of corpse abuse court records show. He's accused of smothering Sandra Vasquez, 34 with a pillow and cutting her body into pieces in order to hide evidence. According to the criminal complaint, it sounds like you're just making more evidence when you do that. It's a lot of evidence.

Oh, my man, look at all this. Oh, man, squishy evidence. According to the criminal complaint filed Wednesday, the younger victim was identified as a boy under the age of 14. His death was caused by striking him with his hands and feet. So he just beat that kid to death. His body was also cut into pieces in an alleged effort to cover up the crime. The kidnappings and slains have in July 24th, with the abduction intended to violate or abuse sexually, the complaint said.

So basically, this fucking guy wanted the 12-year-old for a sex late, killed mom and the brother. And actually when Jose was told how the girl escaped, he said, I'm not surprised you used her teeth. That's kind of her M.O. 12 year olds, am I right? The sheriff called the girl a hero and said this one was one of the worst crimes he's seen in his 53 years in law enforcement. By the way, if I'm the showrunner for the show intervention, I'm following this girl around the day she turns 18 with a camera crew. things are not going to go well for this poor girl her teeth look like yours now they were ready to have shoes and the teeth aren't the problem her mom and brother were murdered

and chopped up and that she was molested while tied to a bed for a week that's going to lead to a little bit of meth a little bit of heroin and a whole lot of daddy issues ain't that the tooth you're the worst you're the worst I'm trying today oh good one Vinny thank you car hamburger. Hey, keep that one on the board. You got a story today, don't you? I do, because this is a fun one from Hollywood, California. You know, things get really crazy out there on the West Coast.

Holly Weird, am I right? Do you guys remember Ann Hache? Nobody remembers Ed Hage. You know what's funny is that before Ann Hache came out as a lesbian and started dating, Ellen DeGeneres, she had a phase where she was pretty attractive. She was in a movie with Harrison Ford where she was pretty hot She used to be hot

That's the point I'm trying to make That was a long time ago though Wow And hey Didn't she also go crazy Kind of like Margot Kidder And they found her in somebody's backyard Yeah she's had substance abuse problems

Vitti And this story That I'm reading from the New York Post is another example of that Anne Hayes slurred her way through a podcast That was posted hours before Her horrifying high speed crash saying she was downing vodka and wine

after being rocked by a very bad day. So she's on this podcast called Better Together. Can we get a copy of this podcast to listen to it as a bonus episode? They took it down. I looked for it. If anyone has it, please send us a link, send it into us. Better Together with Ed H. The troubled actress wore shades.

Throughout the episode of Better Together, hours before she suffered horrifying burns after her car burst into flames in Los Angeles. The troubling clip was later deleted. and Hesha's rep insisted it had actually been taped days earlier. Sure it was. No, she's sobered up by then.

Yeah. Still, Haysh admitted to heavy boozing at the time. She joked that listeners would have to keep their fingers crossed that she and co-host Heather Duffy would even make it through the recording. This is a quote from her. We are sitting with Refind, which is artisanal vodka that I believe sponsors the show. Uh, the same type of alcohol that hash appeared to have in her mini Cooper in a photo taken just before crashing into a building.

Jeez, I wonder why I went up in flames. I wonder if there was something that was flammable in the car with her. Hey, everybody is singing the battery together with Anne Haste, brought to you by Refine Valka. These are some, uh, these right here are some unfortunate things to say on a podcast. We each have a bottle in front of us because our friends sent us a bottle of Refine. and she said triumphantly, noting how she once even did a terrible commercial for the company. Her co-host then quipped about how a doctor had told them that we should be drinking vodka instead of wine. And we listened and we are drinking it with wine chasers, Hatch said, laughing as she slurred so heavily.

She didn't get the name of their podcast wrong. Carl, I love this comment in the YouTube chat, Kevin Eric's now, for a few brief seconds in the fire. She was once again hot. She was a smoke shell. Oh, boy. She then explained that she was boozing after a very unique day. I don't know what happens. Sometimes days just suck.

Well, it's not going to get better, hon. No good, very bad days. I'm rocked. I am rocked, she said, without elaborating on what happened. Hours after the episode was posted, TMZ first shared shocking images of the long-troubled actress being stretched away from the horror smash after her many burst in to flames after hitting a house in Mar Vista. And hey, she's on fire.

She literally jumped over a curb, drove into a house, and then her car blew up in flames burning the house down. This is a horrific crash, Vinny. The Blaze was so bad around... You think she wishes she could do it again, Carl? Yeah, I think she'd like to have that day over again. The Blaze was so bad around 60 firefighters took more than an hour to douse it. it completely destroyed the house

and the homeowners who only very narrowly escaped lost an entire lifetime possession and mementos. The only thing this does is change my mind out of fucking Mini Cooper. Holy shit, that thing can cause some damage. Seriously, it took out a house.

Look, I assumed that if you drove a Mini Cooper into a house, the thing would crush like a beer can. Yeah, right. They would bounce off the house, wouldn't even know it was there. Yeah, like it's basically driving out in a bumper car. I had to say that normally, I think drinking and driving, it's hilarious and a lot of fun. But then when you start, like, smashing people's houses in and burning them down,

that's where I draw the line. Like, all right, now we're, no, that's not cool anymore. Yeah, it's all fun and games, Carl. All fun in games. I'm going to be a member of Had. Despite the severity of the crash, Hesh is currently in stable conditioner podcast, partner Duffy said Saturday. So hopefully they get back on better together.

You know, these things, these women seem like maybe they're worse together. they might be enabling one another with this behavior. But I mean, what a fucking plug for refined vodka. Yeah, right. Yeah, I'm interested in trying that. Also, this podcast I had never even heard of. I'm going to go check this out now. I like to think that the cup of vodka that she had in the cup holder is what caused all the burns.

Like, it just splashed all over. Don't want someone photograph you. If you have booze in your cars, you're driving off. This is just one-on-one stuff. here people yeah it's uh and's gonna be in a lot of trouble and's got a lot of problems out of her and i can't believe she survived that she was in the good did you see the photo of the car how badly it was burned unrecognizable apocalyptic is how it looked it looked like remember what happened in japan around 1945 right worse than that worse than that is what it looked

like i feel like um drinking and driving is a bad thing to do hit the button no don't drink it you're supposed to don't drink alcohol okay do you notice how we don't coordinate things alcohol is bad you shouldn't drink alcohol that's right mr mackie alcohol is bad don't drink and then drive drive and then drink that's the correct order hey it's an h for magic spoon and refined vodka You'll see the better to go Can you get Ed Haste to read our Syracuse reads going forward? She's going to need some money.

This is Hays for Syracuse. I'm on, I'm on the road today as we record this episode. I read the Opie Radio Studio. So, and hey, she's still alive somehow. I can't, I can't even believe that. That's crazy. She'll probably get more work now that she's black. Oh, no.

Oh, no. I didn't, I didn't say that. You, my friend, have committed a crime. This is going great. All right. Do, do, do up. Do do up. Now this is the part of the show where we just get silly with drops for no reason.

Yeah, I know. I'm done with the drops. So Anne Hache, holy shit, still a smoke show. That's what we've learned here. That's the title of the episode, I would say. Still a smoke, still. Still. H. Still smoking.

Still smoking. All right, folks, that is this week's edition of the creepoff. I do have some news for you. There are three tickets left for the roast total. Wow. There is one general admission ticket. I think that's going to sell out. I think so too.

And there are two VIP tickets left. If you were going to do. And Dr. Steve has 28 tickets that he's trying to get. away. That's what always happens with these live shows. It's always like, right before the show, Dr. Steve was a million tickets to give away. Oh, I bought a four VIP table.

Turns out, none of my friends care about the creep off. I have a seat here for Dan Soder for Jim Gordon. Yeah, right. Oh, shit. All right. So that's it. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice.

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