The Creep Off - Episode 126: Rama Lama Ding Dong

Episode Date: August 16, 2022

In this episode Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for the biggest creeps that work at Mcdonalds: In the scum parade we check in on another washed-up Hollywood lunatic, we also meet a very straightforward kidnapper and a heinous content creator! visit thecreepoff.com for links to vote. To support the show and get free merch visit us at patreon 'Grease' actor Eddie Deezen found incompetent to stand trial (yahoo.com)  Police arrest man for attempted kidnapping at Western Montana Fair (kpax.com)Dramatic moment mum is arrested for ‘selling EIGHT of her kids for just £31.84 to buy drugs’ | The SunFlorida woman allegedly caught on video trying to smother boyfriend’s son with pillow | Truecrimedaily.comFlorida woman drowned pet chihuahua in pool, live-streamed its body: sheriff | Fox News - 

Hey, everyone, Tucker Dixon here, and Vinny's back, baby. And to not be outdone by Blind Mike, he decided to make an episode that was even less downloaded. So let's head off to Mississippi. Vinny starts off with a creep who pioneered two things in modern society, sending unsolicited dick pics and a black man being shot by police. Carl's creep, on the other hand, started out making a lot of really good points about the left, but just like most people who do that, kind of took it a little too far. as for my previous person from mississippi that would have to be jimmy buffett he ruined both

key west and karaoke i can't go to either anymore thanks jimmy anyways that's all i got for this week tucker out attention parents what you're about to see is not suitable for kids shoot it's not even suitable for some grown-ups you might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of Thanks. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down.

Cuckoo, cuckoo. If you want something to smile about, just say cheeseburger at McDonald's. In McDonald's land of McDonald's. In McDonald's, land of McDonald's. Disgusting Disgusting, Vomit-inducing thing Creepos, welcome back to your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps.

For you, creeps, I am your host. Tower of power too sweet to be sour. The people's champion. Vittipoledo! And joining me today in studio. That is one big pile of shit. It's Carl. Hey, what's happening?

Vinnie Paulino. Good to see you, my friend. I was on GamePoint last week. I was on Game Point last week. I was coming up against Game Point last week and was a bit nervous about today. But I'm happy to say I happen to see the results of our poll. And it looks like... Because of Roo's coming through.

I'm going to say this, Carl. Please. My guy was disgusting, digging up bodies, chopping people's heads off, just hanging out in their house. But you brought the founder of the white knights of the KKK. Yeah. And there's nothing I hate more than a white knight. So congratulations, Carl.

Thank you very much. I'm not even going to argue. it very thank you i mean the guy's too fucking rough for the regular kKK he had to start his own branch i'm not going to argue this that guy sucks yeah congrats so vini what's the score right now of our current content four to three wow okay four to three we got a good one going this time and uh we still have to do that uh tandem bicycle thing i was just thinking about yeah we saw i saw you saw your brother the other day now the great news is carl's brother for some reason owns a tandem bicycle. He does, yes. We have picked the spot where we're going to do it. We're going to go down

to the Fairport Canal so we could wave at people. Yeah. We've got to do that before the summer ends here. Hey, Grant, what are you doing Saturday morning? Fuck off on that WATP stuff. Let's go ride the tandem bike together, Carl. We do have to schedule it. We'll have to get on that. You know what, man? I say, let's just pull the Band-Aid off. Let's go Sunday morning. You mean this Sunday coming up? Yeah. I could probably do that. there you go folks we're getting things done around here let's talk about today's episode though shall we yes too much looking at the past let's look towards the future we took your suggestions on twitter this week and someone suggested creepiest fast food worker and i said that is a

fantastic idea because those people you know not for nothing they're practically the dredges of society right and actually when i thought it was going to be just fast food employee I had a pretty good one ready to go. Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded. Perhaps I'm a retard. Yeah, Patrick Michael famously worked at Arby's for a stint. Oh, no.

I like Arby's. I think we made it a little bit more specific than just fast food employees. Here's the great thing. When we do creepiest Arby's employee, you are free to present Patrick Michael. He did bash that child's head in. He did. Today, though, we're going to stick with a true American classic. We are going to stick with really.

The number one fast food chain that's out there in the hearts and minds of most fat people, it's McDonald's, baby. Also, I want to point out that Chicky McNug's favorite fast food restaurant is McDonald's. So this goes out to you, Tony Michaels. I'm dedicating this episode to Tony Michaels, Mr. Chicky McNugs. Tony Michaels sucks. But either way, in today's episode of the creepoff, we are going to be talking about the creepiest employee from McDonald's, not named Ray Kroc. I did a whole movie about why that guy was a creep. Right.

Now, Carl, you won last week. That means you have to go first. Who did you pick? My creep is a guy known as Walter Garner, because that is his name. In October of 2020. Great transition. Lainey started working at a Pittsburgh area McDonald's at just 14 years old. Because she was under 18, she needed a work permit signed by her parents and school in order to work during the school year.

And things went fine. until January, when the manager on her shift changed. Walter Garner, then 41 years old, started sexually harassing her and two other minor employees and made sexually explicit comments, including innuendos about a spilled milkshake. Uh? It looks like I came all over the counter.

Look at it. And then he just sat there, like, licked the counter. He's like, come on, you should try this. Come on, girls. Splash some of this on your face. Oh, come here. Got some on your shirt. And saying that he wanted her to be his happy.

Happy Meal. Pretty good one. If you're going to pick up an employee at McDonald's, you've got to have good lines like that. I want to open up your happy meal box and eat what's in it. You get it, honey? Hey, is there a special prize for me there or what? Gardner's verbal harassment escalated to brushing against Laney, touching her hair and asking to see her after work.

The location's hiring manager spoke to Lainey and two other girls over the phone about Gardner's harassment, but nothing happened. Gardner even continued to work the same shift as Laney. So you got this old guy creeping on, this 14-year-old girl. She mentions it to the management. They say, yeah, it's fine.

We'll talk to him. Tell as old as time. The harassment escalated to rape in February of 2021. Gardner followed Laney into the McDonald's bathroom during her shift, grabbed her, pulled off her uniform, and forced himself on her.

According to the lawsuit, Lainey and her parents filed against McDonald's in September. She went into shock, wanted to forget the whole thing happened, and kept working for Garner. Here's a news report. Did he go, that's your 10-minute break, by the way. As he leaves. It was more like a minute and a half, but yeah. The rape of a 14-year-old girl employee at this McDonald's franchise is horrific, only made worse by the background of the manager who raped her.

42-year-old Walter Garner, who pleaded guilty to the rape last year, had previously served time in prison for the indecent assault of a 10-year-old girl in 2003. That's right. Did he not put that on that felony conviction on the application? He did not, and there was no background checked on. He's been registered as a lifetime sex offender under Megan's Law in Pennsylvania for that 2003 conviction of aggravated indecent assault on a 10-year-old girl and now he's managing a 14-year-old girl at McDonald's.

While investigating an unrelated cash register theft, the location's owner, hiring manager, and another manager watched security footage of Garner groping Laney. They talked to him about the incident, but didn't disappoint him. They were wondering where the $18 went from the register. Right, that was the more important. These fucking places.

Jesus Christ. Gardner continued harassing her and coerced her into sexual acts outside of work. Garner only faced consequences when he showed photos of himself and Laney to another minor employee he was targeting, and that girl told her school, which called the police immediately. Garner was arrested in April and charged with a felony and three misdemeanors. This is the attorney for Laney and her parents. This is frankly the worst case in the country, where we have McDonald's allowing a known pedophile rapist

to be employed as a manager of a 14-year-old employee. And then, then rape that employee. Yeah. You try getting help after the pandemic. It is hard to find good employees these days. I mean they're paying $15 an hour now. So we're in April now. The rape happened in February.

It continued this harassment. He was harassing other employees. It wasn't until he was arrested in charge of the felony that they finally fired him. So there is a pending lawsuit going on. This family is suing the franchise owner. They're suing McDonald's. corporate. They're suing everyone, baby. And I am rooting for Lainey and her family because that's some pretty fucked up shit. That's not good. Not good. All right. Well, that's one creep that

worked at McDonald's out of possibly billions. By the way, credit to jezebel.com where I got that story from. I figure I should probably start crediting sources because true crime podcasters have gotten in trouble for not doing that in the past. Oh, really? Yes. Walter Gardner is my creep. Vinnie, what do you got, buddy? well my creep today might be the most fucking enterprising employee in McDonald's history Carl wow I will also prove today that he is the creepiest my creep today his name is abdul elahai he has been labeled as one of britain's worst online sexual predators he targeted 2,000 people across the world for three years beginning in 2017 who's got that kind

of time how often is he working is a part-timer or something he's a part-time McDonald's employee who is making all of his money online. And I want to tell you a couple things about this. Oh, he's making money online. I thought he was just harassing. Carl, this guy is unreal. When I found this, I was like, I don't want to go in public anymore.

Like, to know that there's people like this out there. He's not looking for you, Betty. Trust me. You're fine. You're safe. No, he was looking for everybody, Carl. You don't know what you're talking about. All right.

Let's get into it, buddy. Let's hear it. Ella, was living in his family home, and his only legitimate income was working at a McDonald's. His main source of income, however, makes him the unbelievable creep. In fact, the court system in Britain said that he was in a, quote, league of his own, okay? Eleheim masqueraded as a stockbroker and a rich businessman on Sugar Daddy websites.

Okay. He promised payments of thousands of dollars in Bitcoin. He would offer to pay off women's debts. And he particularly targeted women with low incomes on these websites. that he knows are just looking for money. Hold on a second. I got to stop you right there. So I'm not familiar with this.

Okay. But isn't it the woman who goes on the Sugar Daddy website looking to get money? Isn't it kind of on there? Uh-huh. And the problem is here? He's still the problem. But yes, I know what you're saying. I understand what you're saying.

Let's hear it. And let me tell you something. The police in England agreed with a lot of your line of thinking as well. Okay. Which made this even worse. Cool. Okay. This guy, I'm going to say,

is a straight predator he was straight up hunting for people who met the conditions of what he needed now predator like the Nashville predators and that uh logo that you produced sorry i'm still triggered by that exactly like it you're going to be able to get your your rochester predator stickers at the live show which is sold out by the way great job everybody so he singled out victims who were in debt or too young to legitimately be on the sites. Okay. He would trick them into sending him photographs of themselves. That's not a trick.

That's why they go on these sites. Okay. But he was pretending to be someone else. Of course. That's what everyone on the internet does. So he would send fake screenshots of money leaving his account in similar transactions to convince victims that he was legit. And then would...

Wait. He sent fake screenshots. Like, oh yeah, I just sent the money to your account. He said fake screenshots? What was this, Alex Jones? Listen to what I'm telling you. He would send them this thing like, oh, you didn't get it? Well, here, hit me up on the WhatsApp, which he would get these people off of these sites as fast as possible onto the WhatsApp, which is encrypted on both ends.

Okay. Okay. So once he gets them on the WhatsApp. What that? What that? What that? That's it. When he received enough revealing images from these women, he would get them to send them, titty shots, just pretty vanilla, like normal.

What else? Yeah. What else? Keep going. Yeah. The beef, he gets some beef. Yeah. And the second he would have those photos, Carl, here's what would happen.

Just eventually asked for more and more, like, naked photos and then more, like, violent and graphic pictures. Violence on, like, inflicting on myself. Asking if I've got younger siblings. Yeah, and then just got more and more graphic asking me to, like, hit myself, just really degrading stuff. so and then obviously you say no and then he just reminds you of the addresses that he's got as soon as he's got one picture of you that's it

so what he would do is he would then say oh I have these pictures of you and here's your mom's address here's the address of your church the typical blackmail stuff sure but Carl things got really dark because there are multiple suicides

that are attached to this guy because of his scam they were also he was also specifically targeting underage girls who were on these sites that shouldn't have been on there so he was producing child pornography as well wow but carl was this all just for his own use no carl he was harvesting all of this into what he called box sets okay who doesn't like a good box set the they would be abusive images now there's all sorts of different things he would have girls cut themselves he had one woman molesting her little sister one underage girl molesting her little sister

and taking video of it these box sets would contain upwards of a terabyte of fucking child porn revenge porn all of the shit that he made these women do a terabyte's a thousand hours and possibly up to 310,000 photos that's how much is in a terabyte Carl asked me how much

How much what? How much did he get for a box set? Oh, how much money How much do you get for a box set? 25K Wow, really? That's what it goes for? This kid was working at McDonald's.

What is your hard drive worth, Vinny? Fucking less than nothing. I got to pay people for storage. So these images that were combined that he had were basically humiliating and degrading stuff that you would make these girls do. Eat poop.

Do terrible. terrible things. He would make them do it to not get these videos. He would basically get the vanilla stuff and then force them into doing the real dark sick shit they wanted to have nothing to do with. And that's what he would sell. Okay. So these women's stuff is all over the internet now. Yeah. And they're being blackmailed that they're not going to tell their friends and family, but the shit's going out there anyway. So that's fascinating. Please go on. He got arrested in December of 2018. Okay. No charges were filed. They just arrested. at him and let him go.

Apparently a whole lot of women were calling and complaining to the police about this man and they were like, oh, well, you shouldn't have sent him the photos. Yeah, well, that's a good point. Right. And then they would say, oh, and then they would go, oh, you use the WhatsApp? Oh, that shit's agripted. Sorry, we can't help you. It wasn't until 2020 when a 15-year-old in North Dakota committed suicide over this.

The FBI got involved. And they say the FBI never does anything good. The FBI had to fucking go and start yelling at the NCA and pressure them. And they finally put together this giant picture of what this guy was doing. It took them two years to put all the pieces together of this elaborate network. Okay. Not only was this man doing this for himself, Carl. You're right.

He was charging people to take his class on how to do it for yourself. Oh, that's smart. Yes. This guy did not. You didn't figure out a scam. You can teach people how to do the scam. That's part of the scam. This creep did not leave a penny on the goddamn ground, Carl.

That's smart. So I don't know. I'm starting to think that McDonald's doesn't really work into this at all. The guy just had a job there once. Well, he worked there while he was doing this. So at night, he's fucking blackmailing people. And then in the next day, he's like, you want fries with that? Uh-huh.

I work at McDonald's. Here's the big problem, though, Carl. He was selling this stuff. What's the interesting part? Yeah. He was selling this stuff, right? That's not good. $45,000 for a box at.

That's not good. He wasn't just selling it, though. Uh-oh. It gets horrors. Okay. Christy Elizabeth Nichols. She's 35 years old. She admitted that she knew Elahe from a Sugar Daddy website.

And together, they worked on two sexual assaults against a little boy and made videos themselves of this child. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So he was not. only blackmailing women to producing the most awful kinds of porn there are with children hurting themselves

eating shit he's also fucking children with a woman that he blackmailed who's also in prison now now when the cops finally caught up with him he was fucking toast because there was a paper trail they did a very good

job of investigating this guy he pled guilty to I believe 158 charges, including blackmail, disclosing private sexual films and photographs to cause distress, making and disturbing indecent images of children, encouraging the sexual assault of children, sexually assaulting a boy, causing or inciting children to engage in sexual activity, fraud of possessing more than 65,000 indecent images of children. He pled guilty and is now spending the next 32 years in prison.

All right. That is Abdul Elahey, the most enterprising employee McDonald's has ever had. Yeah. Well, I mean, look at it. If he's teaching classes on this, is there somewhere I can sign up for that? Because I wouldn't go in the same direction that he would go, but I just need to know how to get started. You know, that's my biggest problem, but he is just getting started. Please don't get started.

Okay. Please don't get started. So, anyway. Ladies and gentlemen, you could vote on Reddit this week, Abdul Elahai. and I have something behind me right now. Make Carl spin that next week. Now, we're going to continue on here. Make Carl spin it next week.

We're going to tie it up. We're going to tie it up. I'm an exciting 4-4 episode coming up. So I'm feeling good about that. Since you just picked the guy who worked at McDonald's had nothing to do with the story at all, I think I'll probably win this week. He was a McDonald's employee. Yep. Yep, I know.

Hey, you know what I was going to brag was the original evil. Grimmis. I was going back and watching these old commercials. Yeah, he was the heel. Yeah, Grimmis was the heel on these old McDonald's commercials, but the quality sucks so bad. But he used to have, like, speaking roles and stuff, and he would steal the milkshakes. I am the Grimmis. I am here

to steal out milkshakes. Yeah, I know. It was like a Shakespearean actor playing him. And it was Sir Alec Guinness. People don't realize that. He was out. He was actually... I am more milkshake than man. How about we just get into some voicemails? All right, let's do it. Can we do that?

brought to you by the city of Syracuse. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse. We here at Syracuse are equally as upset as you that a level two sex offender was allowed to work with victims of sexual violence. We have a strict rule here. Level one sex offenders only. See you in Syracuse. First voicemail of the day. Vinnie. Fuck off, Carl.

Benny, I had my Benny Paulino moment the other day. I met up with a friend I hadn't seen in a while and he was like, we got talking about comedy and he was like, yeah, I like Burke Chrysher. I was like, oh, you like Kirk Chrysher? Do you? Like, when you take this all shirt off? You like the machine?

That was funny 12 years ago, right? He was like oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah, I guess I don't like Burke Chrysler. Like, like, instantaneously. I just used your lines. And I was like, all right, good. But he was blown away when I told him my favorite comment. And that's Vinnie Paulino.

Just kidding. It's stuttering John Ging. Oh, you got me there at the end. I actually want to give credit to that for Carl because I think him and I were talking about this. We're just like, oh, you like the machine? You like that, too? Yeah, you like that.

Is that funny? Is that a good one for you? Is that a funny joke? Is that a good story? Yeah, anytime someone brings up Burt Kreischer to you, please do that. Yeah. Because I think it's almost shaming people and to think about what they're saying.

And I think it's probably a good choice. Yeah, I agree. All right. This one's for you, Carl. Hey, Carl, I'm worried about your co-host, Paulino Pound Cake there. Last week, he asked you to play the fuck you drop and said, thank you, Shiki, baby. He knows that that's from Ed Wood and not the Iron Sheik, right? Drink.

So here's the deal. Ed Wood is my favorite movie, and I did make a mistake. I said the wrong thing. I was having a mini stroke. Thank you for your concern. You don't do anything that's a mini. I was having a major stroke. Yeah, okay.

That I would believe. Hey, I got a voicemail for us. Please. Creep off wheel of consequences idea. Grow and maintain a peddostache for one month. See you. What do you think, Vinny? We both have to shave the beards on.

Right. You have to just have the petal mustache for a month. That's funny. I don't know if I could do that. I would rock that for a month just to be, yeah. Yeah, it'd be stupid. I never do moan member. I'd have to pick the month, though.

I got way too many gigs coming up. I'm not going to fucking show up with a fucking... See, that's the problem right there. It's perfect for the isotopes. Nobody's going to give a shit. That's true. Our drummer often has the pedal stash going. Yeah.

All right. We have a creep report, Carl. Okay. Creep report. Today's trip report is me. I was at a drive-through. and the cutie collecting the orders was a cutie and I was like, hey, what are you doing tomorrow?

She's like, I'm in high school. I said, sweet. So I left a big tip and then I fucked off. So yeah. That's been the creeper-pike-poo! Oh, yeah, I'm not in high school. She didn't look like she'd be in half, you know, giant milkers and all that. You know, you would have made the same mistake.

So, you know, fuck off. That's a creep report, folks. That's a very good creep report right there. I wonder what state that gentleman is in, because in the state that I live in, 17, 18, you can be in high school and still be illegal. Here's a great question. It should be based on the size of your tents, though, really. I think that's how you should decide who has to work in the kitchen and who doesn't. Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.

Yeah. Who's front of the house and who's back of the house. Right. Hey, ironing bored. Get back to the friar. Go from a burger. All right, this is a request from a listener. What's up, Vinnie? What's up, Carl?

I just got a quick request, really. I was supposed to see the Electric Six this weekend, and they backed out of the tour. So I was hoping you would play Carl's rendition of Gay Bar for me. Thanks a lot. Bye. Your wish is by command. I just had the clip. Yeah, Electric Six is a great bet.

It sucks, buddy. I'm starting to hear that. Okay. This is a voicemail from a new listener. Okay. Hi, I'm Dr. Harley Quinn. I'm a new listener. I think I've heard about your show from HAC the Movies or Shooley.

Shulie's nice. He's hit, like on my tweets before. Hey, you all have any good episodes I can listen to that have lots of. that have lots of piles of skin. I like skin. Anyway, I don't like sputtering John either. Anytime he paused one of his videos, it looks like he's doing an impression

of the o-face of the first guy at the pinball machine and the accused. Your next college boy! Well, bye. Thanks for listening. This episode, Hard to listen to. I would recommend you go listen to the Catherine Knight episode if you want to know about skin.

That's my advice to you. Carl, you got any more voicemails? No, I'm a little bit creeped out right now. That's all I got, man. I think it's a great time. I think it's a great time to move over to the scum parade. Driving children. Up!

Oh, Pito. Huge bag of murderers, rape the stew, a rink-thilly-ray. So you see the old path, abusive asshats. Yeah, the scum parade, scum parade! Scum parade! On the creepballs! Yeah, some parade! Oh, skum parade!

Carla and Vinny are back! Carl, today's scum parade is brought to you by our Patreon. Patreon.com slash the creepoff. They might be breaking terms of service, but you can't prove it. You little bitch. I love that voice. I love that voice. So much.

People are having a hard time finding us on Patreon. You have a theory that we're shadow band. I do. And the other night we were at Jim Norton's comedy show, and Trucker Andy pulled out his phone. And he said, I can't find you guys on Patreon if he showed us. He searched it on the Patreon app and no results showed up. So we got to look into that. Interesting.

Yeah, there's something weird going on there. But anyway, yes, we do have a Patreon. And I'm sure there's a link to it from our website, right? There is. So, folks, let's start off today. Last week we had a great time. We started off with old glass-eyed Edie McClurg. Remember she was being abused.

So today we're going to talk about another celebrity. who's having a rough time. Anne Hache? No. Oh, a different one? Things are actually getting better for Anne Hache, I feel. We're going to talk about actor Eddie Disen. Yeah.

For those of you who don't know who Eddie Deeson is, he is Eugene from the movie Greece. He's been a voice actor in a million things. He's basically like the King of the Nerds, they call him. Yeah, he was also on Punky Brewster in the 80s. I don't remember that. You didn't watch Punky Brewster? No.

Do you see how bigger Cans got? Well, I'll watch her now. Yeah, all right. Actor Eddie Deeson has been found not competent to stand trial in a nursing home burglary case. Hold on that first sentence on here on Yahoo News is actor Eddie Deeson is has been found not competent. I think he just wanted to work in has been. Yep, that is has been. Yep, that's sentence.

They say he has a mental disorder. The actor who played geeky Eugene Felsnik in Greece, Greece, musical films, and Eddie in the 1980s sitcom Punky Brewster. Also, I've been transferred to the Maryland Department of Health for Treatment. According to Allegheny County Circuit Court records, he's considered to be a danger to himself and others and remain under the health department's care until the court believes he's no longer poses a threat. Now, they cite the containment order that was filed on August 4th because apparently he broke into a nursing home and was leaving notes that were threatening to the residents.

Yeah. So during the day This guy's a problem But I hear he's most dangerous on those Summer nights It wasn't in the article I was just speculating I said not like that

Police named Eddie and said You're the one that I want Eddie and a prison cell Go together like Ramalama Lama Kada dinga da dinga dong Hey actually Carl do that last part again Rama Lama Dama Dada Dinga Dengadong Do do up

Do do do up What the fuck Oh man So he is being held in the nut hut He was trespassing on a privately owned nursing home In Alleghen County Leaving notes for the residency He had also been previously charged

With breaking into vehicles of his neighbors Well yeah he thought it was a real pussy wagon That's why he broke into that car why do I not have booed by board I'm going to fix that note to south let's go carol more often let's go to missoula shall we call all right you don't want any more grease uh song jokes that's fine we can move on i'm gonna fight you yep missoula missoula police report they arrest him in for attempted kidnapping at a western montana fair friday afternoon this story is particularly scary if you have kids fucking watch them in public.

Holy shit that we have to say this. You don't let your kids run off. It's not like when we were kids when you could fucking go ride your bike all goddamn day all over town. Fucking watch your children. I disagree with everything you just said. You think that this is happening all the time,

many? It's just, we happen to hear the news about it. This isn't a common occurrence that's going on. I know you like to think that way, but here's the problem. I do like to think that way. These things happen because of crimes of opportunity, Carl. True.

The creep, which we have established are goddamn everywhere. They're fucking everywhere. I'm getting paranoid. They're fucking everywhere. We found them in every state in our country so far. The second you take your eyes off your kids, they're going to get fucked to death.

Oh, Jesus. Okay. I just want everybody to put that out of the record right now. If you're not looking at your child right now, there's odds are a stranger is face fucking your child. Yeah, turn around real quick. See what's going on back there. They stopped.

When you turn it, look, when you turn it, look. You just hear. Okay, maybe your child isn't going to get fucked to death if you turn away for a second. But if you turn away at a state fair, your kid's getting fucked to death. Can we at least agree on that, Carl? No, we can't. But there are creeps at state fairs. This I will tell you, that's a place I would not bring children at all.

If I were, I wouldn't even want to be there in the first place. So this guy, Robert Price, walked up to this child and straight up, picked it up, and started running. That's some old-fashioned kidnapping right now. When you hear kidnapping, you never think it's actually someone just scooping up a child and running with him. That's what this was, though. You hear about the luring? Sure.

I just watched that movie Black Phone last night. That was creepy about child abduction, man. Like, there's ways these creeps do it. This guy, nothing fancy. Yeah. This is an old school technique. So he starts to think a guy like this probably has gotten in trouble for a lot of things throughout his life. Right, Vinny?

He's gotten in trouble for. for some things. Yeah? Yeah. He was also seen doing some unsettling behavior at the fair before this went down. He ran with the kid in his arms. He was pursued by parents and other people at the fair. And finally, he put the kid down and then law enforcement caught him and took him into custody. The attempted kidnapping occurred Friday when the child's father stepped back to take a photograph of the child enjoyed a fair activity. Not only did this guy scoop up and grab a kid, he was waiting until the dad was like taking a photo. Do you really think that's the best time to try to grab the kid?

You're probably going to get caught when you do that. Who took your kid? Well, it's this guy right here. Look at my digital camera. Jesus, stupid idiot. They arrested Price on charges of assault with a weapon, animal cruelty and additional charges on August 10th of last year. He was released on his own recognizance.

Subsequently, Price went to the Western Montana Fair where the attempted kidnapping took place. Hold on a second. I read this differently. I thought that he was arrested the day before this kidnapping, and he was let go. He was. It was the day before, not last year. Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm totally misread that. So this guy literally was arrested for animal cruelty, and the cops said, okay, just promise you won't beat up any more dogs. He goes, we didn't say anything about kids. Oh, we're going to have some fun tomorrow. Hey, guys, listen, I know you want to take me in and arrest me, but I got a big day plan tomorrow. I'm going to the fair. Yeah, right. Right. The case is still under investigation and this time no additional details are being released.

That's a creep. That's a creep. Yeah. We asked that, I think, episode two. What is it creep? That's a creep. Yep. Let's talk about a woman named Marlaza Medeiros. She was arrested in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil after reportedly trying to sell her offspring to buy drugs. The mom from San Pedro was said to have been planning to swap eight of her. 10 children for drugs. She was taken into custody in August last year for promising her carrying out the delivery of a child to a third party upon payment or reward. Her barbaric bartering was only exposed when cops discovered she had already sold her one and a half year old daughter in April of 2020. Now, that kid is with another family. She did it for $27.

Drugs are bud. I like how they are really focused in this article about the dollar amount she was able to get for selling her children off, where I don't think that makes a difference. for a couple of reasons one i think getting rid of the kids probably helps out her lifestyle quite a bit so if anyone will just take them off her hands it's the cost down probably probably probably a good thing sure yeah buy two get too free i don't know what kind of deals she had going on but can i tell you something carl this is just me now as a consumer yeah yeah okay you're you like a good bogo deal don't you well everybody likes the sale but when you see things marked down that drastically yeah you think

there's something wrong with you think there might be something wrong with the product and i'm saying that, you know, maybe you could have started up a little high or negotiated your way down. Well, I don't even know. You'd be surprised what you get when you start high. I don't even know if this woman has any children. She might just be selling things that don't even exist. I'll sell her children $15 a kid.

All right? Guys, if you want her children, send me PayPal. And because they can't find these kids, Vinny. They have no idea where these kids are. They're like, she's selling her kids. We don't know where they are. I don't know where they are. I don't know where they are.

That is absolutely great. Right. None of this makes any sense to me. I know about is the one that she actually sold. Right. Because that kid's physically with the family. So the child that was with the family was found and handed over to child services. She apparently on record has 10 more children.

But the only one that was with her is with its father. So where these other kids are, nobody has any idea. She may have already sold them. She might be trying the same scam twice. This is a really bonker story. Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. They don't say what kind of drug she's on either.

I like how it says. She's looking for a fix. Yeah, I like to know what kind of drugs people are doing when they're selling their children, you know? I have questions about this article. I'm guessing probably the heavier ones. The heavier drugs? Yeah.

Yeah, let's go to... Thank you. A Key West Florida, Carl. This is a fun story. Watch your kids, folks. Again. Even when they're sleeping. Stare at them.

This guy has the right idea. because he has cameras around. But the thing about having the cameras on is you have to watch though. True. Okay. Key West Florida, 36-year-old woman was reportedly caught on camera trying to fatally smother her boyfriend's seven-year-old son with a pillow and a blanket. Attempted murder of a seven-year-old? Yeah.

Well, I would have submitted the video to America's Funniest Toad video. Look at her. Trying to fucking kill the baby. She can't even kill a seven-year-old. This is so fucking lame. I put the music to it. We're just trying to smother the kid and the kid wiggling it away. Get back here.

Her inability to follow through here, she's not going to be successful in life. I don't like people who start projects and never complete them. You can't just start to kill a child. Right. That's my point. The child's father reportedly told authorities that he noticed behavioral changes with his kid. And he also said his son would wake up with a swollen, with swollen, irritated eyes. Police said the father started to review video footage from inside his home.

And the recordings allegedly showed Amber Desiree Pratt, covering the child's head and body with the child's head and body with the pillow and blanket, forcing, forcefully pushing her weight on his body. The boy was reportedly seen on the video squirming. He later told investigators he couldn't breathe and struggled to get out of the suspect's hold. Jeez, Louise. So either she's trying to kill this kid or she's straight up just trying to torture a child. Yeah.

I sometimes have a hard time falling asleep at night. Vinnie, I think we all go through some insomnia from time to time. This bitch is not a weighted blanket, Carl. Could you imagine if you never know of your stepmob's even trying to murder you? or not, I'd have a real hard time getting some shut eye. In other instances, video footage allegedly revealed Pratt entering the child's bedroom and approaching the victim

while he was asleep. According to police paradesied, sprinkling an unknown substance on the victim's head and face area, causing an immediate reaction to the child. This allegedly happened multiple times. So she was sprinkled something on this kid's face and the kid's like, oh, what the fuck is this? It was like itching powder

or something? Some kind of fun prank she was doing. Yeah, not the sandman. Pratt, whose occupation is listed as veterinary technician was arrested and booked it in the Monroe County Detention Center on August 7th for attempted first degree premeditated murder and child abuse. I hope she's better with those animals than she is at murdering a 7-year-old. I wouldn't want her fixing my cat op knowing that she can't even follow through with murdering a 7-year-old.

Listen, people have to put their animals to sleep and they want it done properly. You don't want it done by this fucking amateur. Oh, shit. All right. This is a fucked up story call. We got an extra one for you today. Oh, great. And a video posted to a social media on Thursday,

Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivy described 32-year-old Erica Black as, quote, a sorry individual. Now, there's a lot of editorializing from the sheriff here. I know. This one do cops get to call people out. Is that part of their jobs now? I'm kind of a fan of it right now. I like this guy because this woman is, you know,

I've been thinking about this. You know how you actually paid me a nice compliment on the show with Mike, where you said Vinny does a masterful job of just like working his way up to atrocity? Yes, correct. I think whoever is the last person on the scum parade every week should just be called the creep of the week. Okay. You win creep of the week. Yeah, I'm down with that. It's Erica Black this week, folks. This woman is without question, and I'm quoting the sheriff, the most despicable excuse for a human being I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, and she's ugly and she doesn't dress very well. It's like, All right, we don't need all these opinions from you, sir. She probably has a shitty podcast. We don't need all these opinions. We get it.

She does have a shitty podcast, Carl. She's a live stream. She does. She's a live streamer. The sheriff noted that Black was already in the county jail for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after she stabbed a 68-year-old man twice. However, the sheriff said the video of Black killing Sadie, her dog, which was recorded in October of last year, was the most horrific thing he thinks he's ever seen at his life. they have not released this video I have not seen the video

nor am I looking for it I exactly correct I could have probably found this and someone will probably send it to me I don't want to watch this yeah do you want to explain what it is though real quick she basically takes the dog to her pool holds it underwater

and then she beats it on the deck like she holds its leg and its tail and just fucking beats the thing after it's dead but yeah I just want everyone to calm down real quick because I know people get upset about things like this it's not a real dog it's a Chihuahua all right so it's fine I heard here it was a golden retriever Carl

it was just a chihuahua it was a chihuahua the rats of the dog world exactly so Sadie is seen struggling before lifelessly floating in the pool black reportedly records the body of the chihuahua takes the dog slams out on the pool deck four different times two other dogs

are seen watching black do this they're on fucking notice huh exactly I won't be barking all night tonight that's right yeah they're just like fuck where is it i'm gonna go get her a newspaper i don't know where whose slippers are these you can have them they're fucking yours black left the dog's body on the sofa for several days and went on to live stream holding up the body during her live and i just want to make this announcement vini i feel like it's my duty even though she did

get a lot of super chats for this content i don't want suttering john to start creating this type of content yes it is very profitable and a lot of people enjoy it but please do not murder animals during your life. John, please stick to drinking and driving. Yeah. It's so funny what he did this past weekend. Can we talk about it? Yeah.

It's so goddamn funny. It's incredible. I've always seen this still and you kind of filled me in on this. So I'm half in. Go ahead, Carl. He was showing his house. He is an open house for a shitty apartment in Kenoga Park. And, of course, he has to do his beer on the balcony episode at 2 o'clock on Saturday.

Because, God forbid, he'd miss one or do it at a different time. He needs a superchaps to go to the. the pub. Right. So because he can't be in his house, he goes out to his car and because he's in LA and it's a million degrees, he has to have the car running and the air conditioning on. And of course, it's beer on the balcony. He has to drink beer. You know, it's the name of the show. There's nothing else he could do. His hands are tied on that one. So what he did

is technically illegal drinking and driving, having the car running. Have committed a crime. Yeah, stupid idea. And he live streamed it. Michael Polpock has the tape. What a moron. What a moron. You think you can get away with that? Without having legal ramifications?

You're out of your fucking mind. All right. He is out of his mind. Can we get back to the story, though, about Erica Black? Yeah, what do you got? What do you want to talk about? This fucking joke that the cop came out with. Did you see that?

Which joke was this, Carl? Why don't you tell the joke? He goes, oh, if it's up to me, she won't even be able to have a pet. rock in the future. Yeah, I believe he said, quote, I will lose my crap because this woman doesn't deserve to have anything. Yeah. I think she could turn any animal into a pet rock.

I think she's proven that. I would be more upset that she has a pool. I like this dog murdery bitch gets to have a pool. It's a nice look at pool, too. Yeah. I saw the photo. Oh, my God, I'd hang out there. So either way, she is in jail right now because she apparently stabbed a guy that nobody

gives the fuck about. everybody's more upset about the chihuahua yeah either way uh that's our creep of the week this week erika black can we also find out who the people are who are watching these live streams and throw them in jail too i'm guessing it was probably on the kill stream it just seems like it would fit for something like this either's new content ladies and gentlemen as we told you the creep off roast is sold out we're excited to say our buddy pat dixon is coming up for the roast yes that's the cardiff electric podcast is going to be there nice doctor steve is going to be there.

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Boring. And the voice of Syracuse will be our roast master, Brian McBride. And we are possibly working on. I had a fun idea. And I want people's opinions on this. Oh, okay, great. So what I want to do is for this great after. party we're going to do. I want to have creep off karaoke for the very first time.

Cool. And the rule is very simple, folks. You can only do a song that was either very creepy or was originally sung by a creep. Anything you want to do by R. Kelly, fine by us. Anything you want to do by Michael Jackson is fine. Or if you just want to do one of those songs, we're talking about like a hot 15 year old girl or whatever other creepy nonsense. She's only seven. that's a pretty creepy I don't know but yeah you can have fun with it either way

yeah start thinking about your sucks so that if you're covered to the roast for to have a VIP party it's to be a blast so I'm very much looking forward to that if you want to leave us a voicemail report a creep the numbers 585371808

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