The Creep Off - Episode 128: They Didn’t Care For Her

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

When we last left Karl & Vinnie, they were tied 4-4 in this round, will one of them spin the wheel or will yet another controversy prevail? Either way Karl is coming in hot! This week’s category is near and dear to Vinnie’s fat pig heart, its Pizza Hut employees: In the scum parade we meet a moldy woman, a badass grandpa and a male nurse from Florida. Don’t forget we want you to be a part of the live show Sept 17th roast Karl & Vinnie in 45 seconds on our voicemail [phone]! Support the show and get free merch!  Check out our scum parade stories this weekContact tracer jailed for trying to coerce isolating woman into sex (9news.com.au)Disabled Texas woman dies from neglect that left mold growing on body (nypost.com)Grandpa hits daughter’s fiance who had pants down in front of 5-year-old, PA cops say (yahoo.com) Florida nurse accused of trapping, raping woman inside hospital on-call room (fox35orlando.com) 

Welcome to the creep off. This is a competition-based podcast. The rules are simple. The host, Carl and Vinny, have to bring in their idols, and you, the listener, get to vote for which host had the creepiest idol. They play to five points, and the loser spins the dreaded wheel of consequences, which includes funny punishments like wear a cow bikini or ritualistic suicide. The current score is tied at 4-4. This is Game Point. last week was school shooter week and you were always cool to me so don't show up to the creep off on Monday tell Jenny to stay home too make sure Carl's on time that's all I got Tucker out attention parents what you're about to see is not suitable for kids shoot it's not even suitable for some grown-ups you might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things I'm going to give the people what they want sensation horror shock I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down.

Cuckoo, cuckoo. You're going to pay it or else. Or else what? Tell him, Vinnie. Or else pizza is going to send out for you. You're delicious. The disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepbos.

Welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast. The show about creeps by creeps for you, creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And this is my co-host, hot cucka-cacarla. Vinny, I got a fucking problem with you today, buddy. We got an issue here. You came in all nice and stuff.

We were talking, having a great time. What's wrong? Apart from you getting busted trying to cheat by closing the vote early. Okay, that's what I wanted to talk about, Vinny. Let's talk about the text you sent me. First off, it started off with the voting is fucked because people say that to download the app in order to vote. Yes. Okay.

So first off, since one is downloading an app, make it impossible to vote for something. Everyone downloads apps all day long every day. Because people don't care that much. How many apps do you have on your phone, Vinny? How many apps do you have? Well, $100, $2.00? DoorDash, Grubhub. Yeah, exactly.

So that was a nonsense thing. And plus, I always vote through the browser. So that was all nonsense. If you would take the fucking time to create a Reddit account, you would know this. Now, secondly, you told me I turned out the voting. I was cheating because I tried the voting early. How do you think it works, Vin? Do you think I set an exact time for it to stop?

No. You set it by days. You can see how many days it's up for. If I said it at seven, then it'll still be up now while we're doing the show. The other thing I could do is Monday at midnight, I can set it for six days. Problem is, most people have already heard the show by then. They want to be able to go and vote. So you tell me what the fucking solution is, you asshole.

And then you go on and you put a screen grab of our text conversation, accuse me of cheating, which is not true at all, because you have no idea what the fuck is going on. And then all your little fan boys are in there going, oh, yeah, Carl's cheating. So what ends up happening? I'm comfortably in the lead in voting. And then all of a sudden dozens more votes come in and you get all these votes, which is not how voting works. the reason why they call elections with 50% of the vote in

is because it normalizes. You get a certain percentage of people who vote and then it normalize it. That's how statistics works. When somebody has a huge lead and the other person comes back and catches them, that's cheating. That's what Biden did.

That's called cheating. This is voter fraud. You have fraudulated this fucking four to four tie because you're a pussy and you can't fucking spin the wheel. It's a game, Vinny. Stop being a pussy. Spin the wheel.

You know you lost. You went and cheated while accusing me of cheating with gaslighting everybody. money and listen normally I have a very good sense to hear about these types of things but that was fucked up what you did that was bullshit and you know it

may I say something please I'm all ears the results were we tied the results are 105 votes to 105 votes so I what the fuck of the chances of that when I had a comfortable lead all week including yesterday including yesterday when you texted me because that's why you were

throwing a little fucking conipion I'm going to lose it to spin I better fucking Acute Carl cheating Okay, hold on You are hot out of the gate Yeah, boy Yeah, I'm annoyed with you buddy I'm real annoyed with you

And your shenanigans today This is fucked up man Oh, okay And what did you say to me too We can't use Reddit anymore People are saying they have to download an app So what? And you have to create an account

I know you can't do that But somehow everyone else can How is that so difficult? You said originally When we switch it over to Reddit that the people didn't have to create an account to vote. I didn't say that. No, I said you have to have an account.

That's how we know that they can't just use bots to vote for shit, because you have to have an account. You could create multiple accounts, sure. But that takes a lot more effort than just sending a bots to fucking go and vote. People that I know were like, hey, I want to go vote for you. I followed the link on the website. And it makes me go to this thing and says, I have to open the app. So sorry, Vin, you're fucked.

I don't care. That's what people are telling me. Okay, so they're not trying very hard. So they don't care that much. It's not difficult to download a fucking Reddit app. It's not difficult. I have it on my phone. I have it on my iPads.

It's not difficult to have. I think you know, God damn well, what time the voting ends. And what if somebody was listening to the show late? They always knew that the voting ends at 12th. Oh, why did you pull up the data? Pull the data on when people listen to our shows.

They listen on Mondays. They listen on Tuesdays, maybe some Wednesday. They're not listening Saturday and Sunday. You don't know that. And why does all the votes come in on Sunday? Because it's fraudulent. People vote when they listen to it. If they're waiting six days,

they listen to it to vote, it's not real. It's not a real vote. All right. Is that how you feel? That's what I know for a fact. That's how you feel? I'm not speculating here. I'm not making this up.

There's, you know, there's multiple sets of facts. Yeah, I know. The correct facts and your facts. I know. I know how this works.

Are you really that upset, Carl? Vinny, we're throwing down after this episode. I'm sorry for making good content for our show. Oh, oh, now you're spinning it into good content for our show. So you're admitting that you cheated.

Okay, good. As long as that's out there. Oh, I admitted that. that I shared the text, I don't think that's cheated. Well, you called me a cheater and got, and gasoline everyone so that everyone's just like, oh, Carl's a cheater, well, based on nothing, based on people have to download an app. Yeah, no shit.

Based on the fact that the voting ended early. It was still going, by the way. Well, you told me it was close. I didn't know what I put it up, whatever it was from six days from the time I put it up. I'm going to tell you something. When you said to me, it's already closed, you already lost. I was like, what the fuck? Yes.

I was mad. I was happy Fair enough So can we both agree That we're tied Sure What the fuck's even the point Of any of this

Why don't we just pick the winner each week If all of us are just shenanigans All the time Maybe we should just have a neutral judge To vote all of them My sister-in-law can do it We'll just get Chrissy She's not going to help you

No it's not going to be good I take that one back All right so we're tied four to four still it's four four and one hey carl yeah you're the greatest is that what the score is many four four to four still because I saw a lot of people

speculating that the wheel needs to be spun today well how do you how do you propose to settle that you spit it asshole you got a chance to submit my counterproposal yeah okay you spit it dickhead that's pretty good counterproposal all right so I guess this is now we're kicking the can all right

here's what I'm gonna do this is now that I'm know the situation with the reddit time this is game point hold on now that i know the situation with the reddit times yeah i'm not going to object to the reddit shit i'm going to let that go i was more upset about the fact that the time changed and closed literally hours and hours earlier than people are expected to change dumb ass i like i like that now you're trying to return because you wanted to take our voting off of reddit don't interrupt me cunt let me something you i said i think it's bullshit that people have to download an app and I was fucking around and say it's bullshit because it is it is bullshit that you have to download an app to use the fucking

thing it's a download it to listen to our show vitty what do you think podcasts are what do you think a podcast is is you have to listen to it through an app why is that bullshit everything's an app now everything is I propose we set up voting stations that people can visit okay yeah sorry I agree with you you have to be in person to vote for the creep off from now on and we'll put stations in all the major cities across the U.S. Fiskar Whisker says just flip a coin. Mine is fucking well at this point.

I got a Christian Kiwi Farbs coin right here. Dude, Christian, escape from prison. I don't know if that's true or not, by the way. It's not? I don't know. I've been trying to find the source. I wanted to believe it because it sounded so funny. You want to flip the coin?

No, let's fucking play one more round. Oh, you don't want to put it on the coin? Vinnie. Is this what you think of the voting? Is it the same as a coin flip? Because I'm starting to believe, I'm starting to agree with you. suggested it. I'm starting to believe you that that is what this game is. No, I'll play for a coin flip. I'll play it for game point right fucking now. Because honestly, if it's a coin flip,

I will put way less effort into this. And you don't think that's possible. Trust me, it is. No coin flips, ladies and gentlemen. Holy shit. Can we do a coin flip to see who goes first for this round? We can do that. You want to call heads or tails? I'll take, uh, you know what? Because Josh Allen taught me, I would take it heads. Okay. well tails never fails so the tails never fails

fallacy it is all right all right uh you know what I'm gonna let you go first okay that sounds good do you want to announce what the category is ladies and gentlemen today's category I'm very excited for it

Pizza Hut Pizza Hut Kentucky fried chicken and Pizza the Hut we're going to the extreme baby I've never heard that jingle before what year is that from very old

okay very old Carl today we are going to talk about the scumbags who are sullying sacred ground, the creeps that have infiltrated pizza huts. What's your take on pizza on? Is it good pizza? If you are somewhere where there is literally no other type of pizza around or no other options, go to pizza hut, don't feel bad about it. But if there are other options, if Pizza Hut is your go-to,

might want to reevaluate your life a little bit. Here's my take on it. You know, people say Pizza Hut is garbage pizza. I say, well, it's not pizza. And that's how you have to approach it. It's high-end fast food. Well, yeah, it really is. It's a deep-fried bread with some type of garbage sauce and cheese on top of it.

Yeah. You know, the way that they do that is they put oil. Straight from the pan, baby. They put oil on the bottom of the pan, run it through the oven, and then put more oil, and then run it through again with all the toppings on it. So you're basically frying the bread, which makes the bread delicious. Fight me on that one. Pan-fried pizza is delicious.

The bread is delicious. You heard it from Carl, folks. Deep fried goodness. All right. You ready? Oh, Carl. Who is your biggest creep from Pizza Hut? All right.

So I actually have creeps that go back to September 3rd, 2006. And what's interesting about this case is that they were just convicted last month. Ooh. Let's get the news story. And there's been a break in a 14-year-old double murder case in Terrell. Yesterday, a grand jury indicted Justin Prox, Anthony Holliman, Bianca Newman, and Darius Hubbard for capital murder. All four were originally arrested and charged with the murders of two Pizza Hut employees back in 2006. Patricia Oferowski and Stephen Mitchell Tree were found dead inside the restaurant on the morning of September 3rd.

During the original investigation, it was determined that the suspects who were former and current employees planned and carried out a robbery, that then led to the murders. The DA later dropped the charges against them. Terrell police investigators, the Texas Rangers, and Kauffman County District Attorney's Office recently re-examined the evidence using new technology, which then led them to the grand jury indictments. Pizza employees, Patricia, Oferowski, and Stephen Middletree

were nearing the end of their shift on the night of September 30, 2006, when police say they were shot to death execution style in the restaurant. That's the worst way to be. shot to death? Well, they're calling this a robbery, but it sounds like maybe there was something personal here, because the two employees were obviously pizza

out employees, and the four people who perpetrated this were either current or former Pizza Hut employees of this Pizza Hut location. Yikes. So there might have been some bad blood. During the initial investigation, there were no fingerprints, DNA, or weapons recovered at the scene, but many man hours went into

interviewing witnesses, running down leads, and continuing to gather other evidence at the scene of the crime, according to the county DA office. On Friday morning, May 1st, 2020, fast forwarding 14 years, a Coffin County grand jury convened, heard new evidence in the case, and subsequently handed down indictments for all four, again, charging them with two counts each of capital murder. They were all in custody by the next morning, Saturday, May 2nd. Hubbard was 10 years into a 20-year sentence at the Coffield Unit in Tennessee Colony, Texas,

for engaging in organized criminal activity at the time. He was parole eligible on July 5th, 2020, but that was placed on hold because now he's been accused of capital murder. That'll do it. That'll do that. Newman was ultimately convicted on two counts of robbery, a second-degree felony, and was sentenced to five years on each charge to be served concurrently with

731 days time served. He was also ordered to pay $2,000 fine. Holland was also convicted on two counts of robbery and sentenced to three years in prison with 843 days' time served to be served concurrent with the prior sentencing. Now, fortunately, this took two years, but like I said, last month, 2022, Prox was convicted on one count of capital murder for intentional murder during a robbery and sentenced to 10 years in prison with time served and one count of murder with a 10-year sentence to be served concurrently. He was also ordered to pay $2,000 fine.

You got 10 years. years for murdering someone execution style? Don't forget the fine. I know. And then Hubbard was convicted on one count of capital murder with intentional murder during a robbery and sentences six years with 453 days time served in order to pay a $2,000 fine and $362 in court costs. I'm glad the court's getting their money back.

Isn't that always fun? That's great news. So yes, those are my creeps, my employees of Pizza Hut, Justin Prox, Anthony Holloman, Bianca Newman, and Darius Hubbard, who are all. convicted 16 years after the fact. Hooray for the justice system. Great presentation. Thanks, buddy.

Really boring. Okay. My turn, ladies and gentlemen, my story comes from the NWI Times.com. Now, in order to present the creepiest Pizza Hut employee, ladies and gentlemen, I would say to you,

it seems fitting that said employee work at a Pizza Hut in a creepy place. And can I tell you that my Pizza Hut employee worked in the creepiest pizza hut there could possibly be he worked in gary indiana gary indiana i haven't seen a lot of reports out of gary indiana about progress because they burned down the fucking tv news station yeah it's brutal there there's like abandoned school buildings the the news

reports that come out of that place if you just google gary indiana yeah and uh fucking watch the tours. The only thing that's going to come up is people driving through the dilapidated streets with dash cams going, look at this fucking hell hole. Dude, I'd rather go to Baghdad in July than visit Gary, Indiana. The incident we're going to discuss happened on August 1st, 2021, and my creep today, his name is Marquise Jackson Maxwell. He's 26 years old, and he arrived at his job at the Gary Indiana Pizza Hut, one hour late for his shift, Carl. Can't be tardy at Gary Indiana Pizza I imagine that makes you employee of the month. You only one hour late.

Thanks for coming in. So he goes back to the kitchen car. Is Indiana still central time? I wouldn't have been here on time. I had no idea. He goes back to the kitchen and reportedly bags around a bunch of stuff all pissed off, openly complaining, I don't like my new fucking schedule. Fuck this shit.

And then complaining that his friend recently had been fired. Yeah. Now, let's talk real quick about the stage and who else is here for this. there is the manager there is a 17-year-old boy who works there and his mother who just started working there a week ago Pizza Hut is a family business There's also pepperoni

There's mozzarella There's sausage bites All your favorites are there folks at a pizza hut The female co-worker had only been working there for a week And did not know him at all Did you read this story? I did I actually had this one picked And then I went back and looked at your message to me

and I was like, fuck, he got it. All right. God damn it. All right. Good for me. Yep. Good for you, buddy. Maxwell was an employee, but she didn't know who he was.

She had never met him before. This was her first introduction to him. He comes into the place an hour late begging shit around and swearing about his friend being fired. He ends up in the manager's office because of his behavior. Have you ever been called into the manager's office at a job? Of course. It's not fun. No.

Nobody wants to be there. The manager doesn't want to be there. You don't want to be there. Well, this guy really didn't want to be there. And he was yelling and complaining so loud that everybody else at the restaurant, including the other employees, could hear him because the door was open. Sure. Now, the mother and the son, apparently we're having a conversation. You know what?

That sucks, too, because here you are in peaceful, Gary, Indiana. And this guy's fucking it all up. Just tearing down the values of the business. Yeah, I mean, come on, man. We're all just trying to get along here. What are you doing? It's Music City. That's where the Jackson's came from.

It's a great place. Yeah. So they hear him yelling. And the mother makes a comment to her son. Now, no one has said what the comment was. But whatever this comment was, witnesses said that Maxwell told the woman to shut up and he just started to, quote, go off on her.

He comes charging out of the manager's office towards her with his fistballed, like he's going to punch her in the face. She picks up a pan. Like, oh, no, what's going to happen? The manager gets between them. Yeah. Tells him to chill out, tells her to chill out. Go to your separate corners.

He just says, fuck it. I'm leaving and walks out of the place. They go back to work. Okay. Not a great day at your job, but it gets worse, Carl. Oh, okay. A few hours later, Maxwell arrived at the restaurant with several of his family members. According to the court documents, I assume the reason they went back there is because it was like the only open restaurant in Gary.

Yeah, because the family went there to eat. Yeah, like they showed up like, hey, I just quit here a few hours ago. We want to get the employee discount before we can't anymore. before the paperwork gets fired. Yeah, right. So his family members begin to order at the counter. During this time, while they're talking and ordering from the 17-year-old, the son of this woman. Yeah.

He sneaks through the back door of the restaurant, grabs a pot and goes to the friar, and he fills it with 350-degree friar oil. Carl, he then sneaks up behind this woman. He taps her out of the shoulder. and he says That's you bitch And fucking throws it in her face Jesus Christ Now this woman's face is melting

Like something out of fucking Indiana Jones And that was the signal to his family To start beating the shit Out of the 17 year old son at the counter Now they start beating the shit out of him This guy's getting more friar oil And dumping it on the woman While they beat up the son

That's when they all fled When the manager called 911 went to get a gun from her office. Record state, Maxwell hit the 17-year-old with the pot, flung more grease at the woman before he and his families fled. The 17-year-old suffered bruises and redness, no broken bones or anything like that. But this woman is scarred for life.

Yeah. That will happen when you get doused with the friar oil a few times. You work a pizza hut for one fucking week, Carl. One goddamn week. That's my creep today, Marquise Maxwell. Remember everybody. Vote for Biddy. On Reddit.

I found it another. one that I almost brought. It was a weird story. Okay. So this guy goes to pizza at order $60 worth of food for his family, brings it home, got the wrong order. So he calls up the pizza restaurant, hey, you screwed up my order. I really wanted this and this and this. And they're just like, buddy, look it. We're busy right now. I mean, maybe in a couple hours we could do something. So he's like, what are you talking about? They hang up on him. Then they start calling him from their cell phones and fucking with them. So this guy gets in his car with his family,

drives to that pizza hot, goes inside. Yep. The employees tell him, let's take this outside. Four employees follow him outside, one with a chair, another one with a knife from the kitchen.

They stabbed this guy, the customer, nine times, cut off his ear. By God, it's a backyard brawl. In front of his wife and kids, the wife grabs him into the car, he's bleeding all over the,

the car they drive him to the hospital they sew his ear back on he was in he was in a stable condition but it wasn't looking great for a little while there and so the guy who stabbed him no charges were pressed they said it was self-defense i was that positive how did he stab a guy nine times with three of your buddies out there and that self-defense hey carl yeah why didn't you bring that guy because because he wasn't even arrested for it biddy Yeah, as far as I know, he still works at that pizza hot. You might be employee in the month. I don't know.

All right. I wouldn't sure who the creep wasn't that. I read another one about a guy who went in to complain, and the employee got so mad. He stabbed him 24 times. All right. Here's the moral of the story. Pizza employees are going to fuck up your order. Just eat whatever they give you.

It's fine. Unless there's pickles on it, no fucking need to complain, folks. Pizza's pizza, baby. Deep fried dough is deep fried dough. Dude, I ordered these fried cheese. ravioli's the other day. From pizza hot? No, not from pizza hot, but a different pizza place.

And they didn't come with my side of marinera dipping sauce, which is a very important element when you get fried raviolis. And did I shoot up the establishment? No. Did I threaten violence on anyone? Just my wife. Anyway. Anyway, guys, you know, even though they are overpaid now at 15 bucks an hour, they're not going to do a good job.

So leave a loan. Yeah, now that is the base rate for shit employees. That's where we are. That's where we're at. That's why, by the way, everything's getting automated. Have you been to these restaurants now where there's not even people at the front? You just type in your order. I walked into a McDonald's when I was on the fucking throughway.

And there was nobody at the counter. It's great. The counter's there. It's completely up to you. It's fucking great. I love it. I'd much rather just do it myself. These people have no idea what you're talking about anyway.

Like, I don't work there, though. I kind of resent that. Really? But whatever. Really? Because honestly, if you take 10 cents off the burger, I'll go back there and cook it myself. I'm fine with that. I don't care.

I want my fries well done. I'll fucking do it myself. Move over, Jr. When I worked in restaurants, I always cooked my own food. I never had anyone else cook it for me. Is that weird? No, it's probably smart. You know those people.

Yeah, exactly. I don't trust them at all. What restaurants did you work at? I worked in a petri of Unos for a while, but I worked for a very long time. at a mom-and-pop Charboil restaurant that did catering as well. Interesting. Yeah. Carl used to prep people's food.

Who would have thought? I was very good at it, too. I believe it. I could flip a double bacon cheeseburger three times and catch it out the spatula without a falling apart. Glory days. And my life hasn't gotten better since then. That was it, man. I would like to congratulate you on all of your success of podcast.

Thanks, funny. Thank you. But I'll tell you what, you're not going to top beat the old triple double burger flipped. I know. That's why I brought it up. Fuck. All right. You ready to do some voicemails today, Carl.

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Let's start off with a creep report, shall we? Oh, great. This is a, uh, this one made me angry. Be you prepared, folks. Trigger-warded. Hey, Joe, pal D.P., phone are in a creep, so buckle up because it's the biggest one. I tried to get a loan for a truck.

Turns out I'm in collections. My credit score dropped 300 points from the 800th. I call the collection company to find out where it's at. It's an energy company in Texas. Like, what the fuck? I live in Colorado. So trying to get to the bottom of this, I said, all right, guys, give me all of, quote, my account information.

They're giving me all the contact information, and then it comes down to the email address, one rancid cunt at gmail.com. It's a motherfucker. That's my ex-wife from 10 years ago. So I email her, hey, cease and desist, you stupid bitch. And she says, hey, I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe somebody's got your social security number from the divorce decree that I seem to have misplaced. I said, listen, this credit affects our son, who, by the way, I have full custody of.

She's such a problem. The dad got full custody. I got full custody. And she says, yeah, that's not my fucking kid. You made sure of that when you got full cussing. I remember now. Biggest fucking creep ever. I hadn't given this cunt two seconds of thoughts in 10 years.

And she's still trying to fuck me over. Anyhow. Thank you, fuck you bye. Woo! Did it. That's something else. Wow. So you know how you know that she's guilty?

Because she immediately offered up a possible reason why that happened. Well, I didn't do it. But you know what? It could have been. It could be. She'd already thought about that. I may have misplaced our most decree. Right.

That's probably what happened. Oh, Oh, buddy. I am sorry to hear that. That really. This is why I don't wish marriage on anyone. I don't know why the LGBTQ community wants this for themselves so badly. It doesn't work out.

It's not fun. But congratulations. I get in custody of your child. I hope you get that figured out, buddy. And you shouldn't admit to anyone that you listen to the creep off. That will not help you. all right here is a suggestion for the wheel of consequence the one you'll never spin all right cool what do i have to do now let's find out well after the creepy presented today i don't think i'll be spinning it for a while what's up creepos crungoli is here with an idea for the wheel of punishments in honor of viny spilling tequila on me in the front row at comedy at the carlson on october 9th 2021 while opening for harland williams the loser should have to spill

a drink on a stranger in public at your local McDonald's since I know Vinny spends more there yearly than he does on his own taxes Vinny Winnie people's chumbus Thank you, fuck you, bye Okay Oh Carl, it gets so punched

People look at me and I would go Oh my God, I'm so sorry You aren't my shirt, I'll take it off for you And they'll go, no, no, no, go away from me You just get straight punched Yeah, probably All right You just have one of those faces

I have a voicemail for us here, too All right Hey, this is for the creep off Leave me alone Just as he's looking at the weird skin complexion I think doesn't have to bully him She's got a giant weird tips Okay, but Vinny's not gay

His wife is just really hot He's not looking at other girls Get on you, Benny You're a fucking Chad King You're the Chad King, Benny Congrats Okay Can I get that T-shirt, please?

The Chad King D-shirt. Hey, I just wanted to say, I have to vote for Vinny because unlike Carl's creep, I can use Vinny's creep to further my gun-grabbing agenda. God bless Governor Hokel. Long may she rain. Fuck you! I fucking hate New York, and I can't wait to move out of this goddamn fucking nightmare of the landscape of a state. Agreed. I can't wait to vote for that woman to get her out of office. so here's a suggestion for a future episode if you're up for it yeah okay new game the buffalo

bill's news let me think this you should do this you should viny picks the creepiest buffalo bill and carl can pick the creepiest Miami dolphin and you can go head to head pause it think thank you fuck you bye okay so that's kind of fun i don't know if it's because our punters being accused of gang rape, and so we had to just release him. But what's funny is that while I was researching Pizza Hut, I found a former running back for the dolphins.

Oh, Mark Walton. Mark Walton. Oh, yeah. As he's being detained by police, asked for permission to piss himself and just peed himself right in the middle of the street as he was being detained by police. And they're saying he might not make it back in the NFL anytime soon. Probably not. It's not looking good for him. He's still

at that pizza hot, actually. He might be. You know, I mean, like who are you going to pick Richie Incognito. He made the gay guy go to the strip club. Dude, Richie Incognito's a weird old. Do you remember when he thought that the FBI was spying on him? Yep. He went through a mental breakdown. And then next thing you know, he's in the league again. I'm like, wait, what? This guy must be a really good guard. Dude, it's hard to get a good guard. It's hard to get a good guard. A road grader like him, man. Richie played for both our teams, though, right? He played for the Raiders, the Rams, the dolphins, the Bills, the Bills, then the Bills again. Yeah, he was a great

player he really was fucking a weirdo they're like richie would like show up to practice with like beer funnel hats on and they were like dude you want to be in charge of the offense we got rid of jake long you're in charge now you're the moral leader of the team well all right we're to have the meetings at the titty bars come on the boys let's go yeah it's not good when the raiders are like dude you're a problem we're going to cut you yeah he actually had the reputation when he was played for the rams they called him the dirtiest player in football yeah like he was like poking eyes and shit. All right.

This isn't pro football talk podcast. Richie and Cognito might be end up being Hall of Fame. Actually, yeah, that's a good point. Now that we're bringing this all up, there's a lot of fun shit. There's a lot of fun shit. He had, uh, yeah, I got to look into it. I can't remember the story. He's a few years back now, but he had his phone compensated, compensated because he thought

he had all of this communication with the CIA. He had videos of Roland pooping. Yeah, I think that's true too. Yeah. Him and Opie, we're sharing him back and forth. All right. So I guess let's start a scum parade, shall we, Carl? Yeah.

All right. Hit that music for me, Buck. Because Vinny's a creep. And Carl's a weirdo. I'm not kidding around. They're both a gendered psychopaths with no business in a civilized society. And they're going to take you on a scum parade. Carl, I got a lot of good stories this week.

Did you read these? I did. All right. We're going to start off in Australia, shall we? This comes from 9News.com. Backslash AU. A contact tracer poses a health department official to trick his way into a Melbourne woman's bedroom

and threatened to have her deported unless she performed sex acts on him. Melbourne. Melbourne. Abdul Fatua Awau got the woman's personal details when working for a health department subcontractor and a call center responsible for contact tracing. His victim, a 31-year-old woman was isolating in July 2021 after returning from a trip to Sydney. Now, she was living in a Burwood where she shared a house with someone else and she was isolating in her bedroom. AWOW called her as part of his job during a shift at the call center to check as she if she was

coping and complying with home isolation requirements. But for some reason, he decided to take a picture of her contact info and wait until he got home from work. It literally says in the article, for some inexplicable reason, he took a photo over personal contact details. How is that inexplicable? You explain it specifically in the rest of this article. Yes, to

sexually blackmail her. Right. So he gets home from work. He calls her and claims to be a Department of Health Inspector and said her quarantine was illegal because she wasn't isolating at home. He told her he had her name, phone number, address, and visa status and that he would need to do a home visit.

it. Nice. At 9.20 p.m. he arrived at her home, and she let him inside. He showed her the photo of her personal details that took notes and photos as he toured her home and bedroom. She could get into a lot of trouble if the health department found out how she was isolating. Hey, nice job with your police state, Australia. You guys are fucking great. Authoritative government usually works out fine. I know this is the exception. Great job, guys. One in a million.

Yeah, this never happens when you get people power over other people. There's one in a million. fucking idiots They get everything They deserve down there He did tell her If she made him happy He would protect her

And she would not be deported to Taiwan So this is not going to be good advice Vinny But this is my advice in these types of scenarios Just give them a dry handy I know it's unpleasant But it's the least invasive thing you could do And they will go away after it Probably slightly ashamed and apologetic

Correct, yes He asked her to perform sexual acts on him She refused He told her other girls he left the home after this woman's boyfriend called her on the phone and a housemate came out of their bedroom yeah so you would think at that point just get the fuck out of there and hope you i do have the i do have the audio of him leaving the home once i'd love to hear this i haven't heard it yet the boyfriend came came over he was out of there feet don't film me now wouldn't you though

at that point you gave it your best shot it didn't work out just fucking get out of there and let it go. Yes, you're going to be able to harass tons of other women with this job that you have. You're fine. Well, he kept calling the woman five times after he left. Oh, boy. The judge described his actions as a significant breach of the public trust, which justified a three and a half year prison sentence. That's always good, right? Would you say his name was again, Vinny? His name was Abdul Fatah Awau. That's pretty good. I'm impressed. Thank you. Yeah. It's one of my only skills i wish my last name was a wow that's fucking cool man it is not bad carlo wow so this woman went to a hotel after the incident my show would be called awawe kazawi with carlo wow who wouldn't

do it into that viti youtube live you kidding me oh wow he's always on mom i got to go oh good one that's not great not great not great you're trying to cut out before the video i see i fucked it up I see what you tried there. That's fine. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Kay Houston, Houston, Texas. The disabled woman died after being found in her home in deplorable conditions, Carl.

She has three grown children who all lived with her, and they've all been arrested. Patricia Martinez, 57, died Saturday afternoon in the San Antonio Hospital after she was rescued from her home by Bexer County Sheriff's deputies. When the deputies came to the woman's aid last week, the bedroom mother was in filthy conditions with insect, infestations in her room and mold growing on parts of her body. All right. So what do you think is grosser? This woman's condition or stuttering John's feet? Because I was trying to debate which one I'd rather be near to either see or smell.

You know what should go on the wheel of consequences? Oh, God. Give Stuttering John a manicure. Oh, could you fucking imagine? You'd be like scooping out like a stable from underneath his nails. I have a giant bag of it. tools with me that I just plop down. All right, let's get this over with.

I fucking pull on a chainsaw. Martinez's children, 37-year-old Oscar Dominguez, 24-year-old Roxanna Carrero, and 18-year-old Pedro Louis Carrero, are charged with injury to a disabled person with serious bodily injury, first-degree felony.

All three children lived with their mother and had been trained on how to care for her. Yeah, the problem is they didn't care for her. That's the problem. Being trained to care will not help you. you don't care. So, listen, I never liked a victim blame, but I'm going to put this out here, Carr. Yeah.

If you were ever in the situation where your three children live with you and you were in a room and you are bedridden and mold is growing on you and no one will take care of you, it says a lot about how you lived your life. Yeah, maybe you weren't a great mother, right? Maybe she deserves this. Hey, good news. You'll be sick when you get older, but your three children will be there with you. Oh, that's not good news.

Laughing at the mole. Yeah, that's not good news at all. Oh, those pieces of shit. Uh-oh. Look, those rats are nibbling at your toes, Mom. Yeah, something tells me they were getting revenge on her. Yeah, I wanted Nintendo 64. You want to be flipped so the bed soars don't hurt so much.

Well, maybe for Christmas Santa'll flip you, bitch. Oh, here's some coal instead. Good luck. So she died. She's dead. They have not said if they are going to be upgrading their charges to murder as of right now, but there's a pretty good chance they might. So those three are not great kids. Sorry for calling you a piece of shit, Patricia. R-A-P. I don't know. Centred Daily Times,

Carl, this is a fun story. I like this story because there's a hero. Yes. I always like a good hero story. Right. The grandfather of a five-year-old girl found his daughter's fiance with his pants down in front of the child, according to Pennsylvania authorities. The grandpa walked past the bedroom in the multifamily house and saw his granddaughter sitting on the lap of 22-year-old Aaron Cunnington, his daughter's fiancé. On August 24th, according to court documents, he thought this was weird, but didn't think anything else. Now, a few minutes later, the grandfather did start thinking about this situation and realized it was maybe a little too quiet coming from that room. So he goes back there to look at what he walks in, he finds Cunigan in the corner of the

bedroom with his pants down and genitals exposed in front of the five-year-old girl who also had her pants down and genitals exposed. Sounds like she was asking for it. I thought she had her pants off. A little tease. Also, it doesn't say in this article how turgid of a rod he had. Don't you think that's kind of an important element here? Did he swell up or what was going on? And the grandpa was immediately put to shade by his incredibly massive girthy turgid cock. So what do you think grandpa did ladies and gentlemen. Beat the shit out of the guy. So what's he upset about?

Because he's cheating on his daughter? Why is he mad at this guy? I'm confused. You're supposed to only be fucking my daughter. I caught your fiance cheating today. I just want to let you know. Oh my God, with who? No, don't tell Becca.

This is the name of this episode. Don't tell Becca. The victim mentioned that there were five prior incidents that the affidavit shows. and denied them. Oh, no, yeah, this is my first time fucking a child. I swear, just so happens that I got caught my first time trying to fuck this girl. He later told police that he felt, quote, numb during the incident and was, quote,

fighting with himself, whether or not to have sex with the victim. Don't. You don't have to fight with yourself over that. You call it fighting with yourself. Other people just call it masturbating, sir. Yes, right. Have that type of fight with yourself. He was arraigned on August 24th and sent to the Dobbin Town and collect correctional facility

where he can not post the $150,000 bail. So he's still in prison. His preliminary hearing is scheduled for September 7th. You would think that if you were a pedophile and a child rapist, you would take like martial arts courses, self-defense courses. Like, you know you're going to get your ass kicked at some point. Why is your, um, your fiance's dad able to beat the shit out of you? Why are you trying to fuck a five-year-old?

Because you're a pussy. Right. I'm thinking the same thing. thing. You don't see a lot of MMA guys get caught with their pants down in front of five-year-olds. And if they did, I'll see a bunch of crying five-year-olds

and black-eyed grandfathers. Yeah. All right. We're going to go to Florida for our last story today. It's for the creep of the week. Florida. You got to get your shit together. Why so many creepy bucks? This is us

What's the hell Going hard Yeah Maybe it's a A podcast Hope they're going to be in a guest Uh-huh Come on for a girl

Hey Carl Don't let me forget We got a submission For a meth jingle That I got to play it Before you go Oh perfect Good

I asked for that last week Yes you did So don't let me forget A Florida Male Nurse All right, you're right, that is the creep of the week. All right, let's hear that jingle. Florida Baildus.

He is an anesthesist at a hospital in Volusia County. He's accused of trapping a woman in one of the hospitals on call rooms, where he then sexually assaulted her. Joel Gingerly, he's 57 years old, was arrested Monday by Ormond Beach Police and booked in jail on charges of false imprisonment and sexual battery. According to the arrest reports, Gingerie reportedly owns a jujitsu business

had one of his jiu-jitsu students meet him outside Halifax Health Medical Center in Daytona Beach where they went up to a room on the fourth floor the report says when they got into the room Hold on a second. I got to stop it right there. Yeah. Want to hang out in the hospital is a terrible pickup line.

She's his fucking sensei. Yeah, well, no, no, no, the other way around. He's her sensei. He's like, hey, let's go hang out in an abandoned hospital room. He's like, all right, cool. I blame Kobe Kai for this whole situation. Agreed. like over there doing whatever the fuck he tells her to do he's going to teach me some great lesson sweep the legs spread the legs yeah whatever he tells her to do yeah well instead he puts an adjustable

table in front of the on-call door which prevented it for being able to open and then raped her now gingerly reportedly called the woman several times after during one of those phone calls police listened in yeah he said quote hey i'm sorry i put you through that can you forgive me you know why he's apologizing he doesn't want to lose a student he's like oh jesus she's probably going to quit my class now. With inflation, people can't afford fucking jiu-jitsu classes, this asshole. So he was arrested and declined to talk to police. He appeared before a Volusia County judge on Tuesday afternoon where his bond was set at $75,000. So he told the judge he's to have an attorney represent him. And the Halifax Health Corporation said it's cooperating with law enforcement.

The University of Florida owns it so they put out some bullshit statement. Oh, dude, that statement is so ridiculous. We don't appreciate rape and we're against rape. It's like, what do you think they're gonna say like this is actually a pretty funny incident that happens in our hospital in spite of our nickname being rape university we would like everyone to know that we do not approve of rape in our universe yeah fucking lame i don't even know what the point of that is is anyone sitting there going is this is because the university condones this type of behavior so sometimes sometimes we do all right here's the jingle for great let's talk about math baby let's talk about yes sorry let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things meth and see

let's talk about meth that's amazing it's we're keeping it it sounds like a Tucker Dixon it's not it's sent from Joseph Marshall so thank you for that well done Joseph going on the board buddy boy congratulations now let's talk about all the bad things

and the bad things methadcy yep that's a good line perfect I like it now ladies and gentlemen we have one more thing to discuss before Carl and I fist fight off air yeah the roast is coming up September 17 and we kind of want you guys to be a part of it. Not everybody can make it.

So here's what we'd like you to do. From now until then, feel free to submit your best 45 second roast jokes of Carl and Vitti. Oh, okay. And we will be playing them at the live event. So you will be able to hear them on the show and everybody will laugh and you could be a part of the show. Cool. I like it. Make sure you do that. Make sure you also at the end of it leave your name so we could give you credit when we do it on the show. And if you have really funny ones about Vinny, just email them to me and I'll say them and not give you credit. that'd be great too

thank you you know who my writing partner is for this roast who's your writing partner Justin Brown oh isn't Justin Brown writing his own stuff he's part of it

he is but he doesn't know like Andy and Croh and all those guys oh so you're helping him write yeah but he we're working together we're talking we're bouts and shit off each other

so the guy who won the roast battle two years in a row here in Rochester is your writing partner I'm the guy who ran and hosted the roast battles yep no this is all up

up this is all fair what you're doing viny unfucking real do you expect a guy named vini paulino to follow the rules kit what is this garbage how do they have a podcast this is bullshit bullshit ladies and gentlemen don't forget to vote on reddit this week

I can't fucking take it pizza hut now I'm just fucking with you Carl you're podcasting Your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. Thanks for listening to the creep off everybody. You don't want to get your ass kick.

That's why you're delaying the ending of this episode. I am not afraid if you're kicking my ass in any way, shape, or form. I'm going to bash this pumpkin that band practice guy made for us. Oh, I wasn't going to show him to anybody, but check this out, folks. Band practice guy set this in. What a cute lesbian he carved into that pumpkin. that comment hurt me more than your fists ever could that's why I grew the beard

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