The Creep Off - Episode 129: What's Your Favorite Color?

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

In honor of Labor Day this week Karl and Vinnie made their nominations for Creepiest Communist: In the Scum parade we meet a pervy-pedo-photoshopper, A man who does not hold up under questioning, and the world’s worst Aunt: Vinnie Spins the wheel of Consequences and shocker he is not happy.  Please consider supporting the show on Patreon! It’s the only place where you will get to hear the Roast of Karl & Vinnie plus you will get some cool merchCheck out this week’s scum parade stories:Man travels to find a young Brunswick girl after police say he cyberstalked her (news5cleveland.com)Coach edited local kids' faces onto child porn images, police say (wcvb.com)Reid Duran Arrested For Botched Kidnapping Of Kindergartener | Crime News (oxygen.com)Pregnant Woman Kills Baby Nephew As 'Sacrifice' To Save Her Unborn Child (ibtimes.com)

Welcome to the Creep-off. This is a competition-based podcast with very simple rules for our very simple hosts. Each host brings in a creep, and you, the listener, get to vote on the creepiest creep. We play to five points here, and the winner gets to make the loser spin the dreaded wheel of consequences, which includes funny consequences, such as driving to Gary, Indiana, or trying Crystal Meth for a week, which, I mean, one will lead to the other. Right now, we're all tied up at four and a half to four and a half, And we're at game point, again. Hey Carl, it's Tucker Dixon here.

Can you check it on Vinny? I think he's taking the breakup with Pizza Hut pretty hard. I know Papa John's always liked him, and Domino's, I can get him Domino's number if he wants. I mean, if he really wants to slum it, Little Caesars is always hot and ready for him. Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out.

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, gooo! Stand up, all victims of oppression for the tyrants fear your might.

Don't cling so hard to your presence. your possessions Wait, what? of your favorite true crime podcast to show about creeps by creeps for you creeps audio problems i don't know what you're talking about running smooth today buddy i'll tell you what i'm your host my name is the tower of power too sweet to be sour the people's champion vina and this is my co-host hot c cacarla what is happening vini good to see again my friend buddy boy i couldn't be happier to see you really i'm surprised because i don't know if you realize this

but it looks like there might be a wheel of consequences behind you today. That's no sweat. Doesn't scare me. Doesn't scare you, huh? Nope. Should we, by the way, good recap from Tucker. I'm glad that he explained that. We don't have to.

So do you want to look at the voting here? Let's take a look at the fair election. So listen, here's the thing about the voting yesterday. I believe that there was massive voter fraud. I would love to hear your evidence on that. Well, here's the thing. I'm going to be having a convention bringing in some people to bring in the actual computer code that was

used to hack this. So I'm inviting anyone who is a computer expert to come to this convention to look at all of the evidence that we have. You start selling pillows to people now, too? All I'm saying is that I can't trust these results, but I'll humor you anyway. All right, let's take a look. 141 to

118. Yeah, baby. Because of Roo. Because of Roo. This one actually did bother me. Thank you to the Cuzzaroos for making this a just contest this time around. I appreciate that. And wow, overwhelming voter support.

That's the most most anyone's ever received on rent of you. I will fucking fight you. Now listen. Did your family, by the way, figure out how to log in and download an app so they can vote for you? Stop yelling at me, Carl. Listen. Yeah. My point is this.

Yeah, what's your point? You did the worst presentation I've ever seen. seen you do on the show last week. Your creeps were terrible. You dialed it in because you were so pissed off. You didn't give a fuck and people still voted for you just to fuck with me because they actually believed the line of bullshit that you put out last week that I

cheated. So I'm just going to go ahead and say I'm going to spin the wheel today. Your boy Vinny's going to be the man because that's what he does. Finally. I'm the man, baby. I have the conqueror of consequences. Bring the fucking wheel on. All right, good. Wait and see. Let's go. So that'll happen at the end of the show Vinny will spin the wheel. We'll find out what's happening.

Now today, Carl, I let you pick the category and you decided in honor of Labor Day we were going to nominate the creepiest communists which I think is really hard like you were saying earlier yeah well actually there are a couple creepy communists out there I was surprised we didn't do this category yet to be honest with you but you was my co-host me too we talked early on though that for the creep off you can't have like Stalin or Mao like people who've killed 60 40 million people too easy yeah it's it's not so We kind of agreed we're not going after communist leadership, right?

Yeah, I mean, it has to be on a much smaller letter. We can't talk about mass genocide. Right. All right. Vinnie, you're ready to get this contest started? Hit that bell. I brought a fun one for us today, Vinny. I'm excited about this guy.

Let's do it. I did not know about him. And I'm going to start at the end. And the end is a 911 call in July of 2022, just a first. few weeks ago in Atlanta, Georgia. What's going on? I'm kidnapped. You're kicked out?

Kidnapped. You're kidnapped. What's your name? Okay. And who kidnapped you? Blackhammer. Who? Blackhammer.

Black Hammer has kidnapped this gentleman who just called 911. This 911 call, which goes out, on for eight minutes. The poor guy, he's been kidnapped. They're armed guards watching over him and this woman's keeping him on the phone forever. What is with that? Why does 911 insist on having a chit chat with you? It's like, I'm going to get found out and killed. Can we wrap this up, please? I went and saw that movie this weekend breaking. Have you heard about this? No. It's based on a true story about a Marine who robbed a bank and he was mentally ill and he did because the VA basically let some couch steal his check and he was homeless.

Okay. And he robbed a bank. It's a really sad story. But I was in the theater. My wife and I were the only people in there and I was screaming at the screen at how shitty the 911 operators are. So it was realistic. Fucking worse.

Yes. All right. I don't know what the training is there, but apparently when somebody says I'm kidnapped. The only training they have is keep them on the line. And they will fucking talk to you about whatever dumb minutia they could come up with to keep you on the line. I've noticed that. Hey, so he's still bleeding, yeah, and you're putting pressure on the wound? What's your favorite color?

It's great. Good stuff. All right. So that 911 call led to a standoff with police, a six-hour stand-up with police. This is a suburb of Atlanta. And here's the news report. Developing out of Fayette County shocking allegations tonight against the leader of the Black Hammer Party and one of its members.

This comes after a deadly SWAT standoff in Fayetteville. Foxhows, Doug Evans, has more. That standoff lasted six hours Tuesday, after a 911 caller claimed to be a captive in the Fayetteville home. Arrest warrants obtained by Fox 5 say two men were being held captive in the home at gunpoint by a group called the Black Hammer Party. And the Black Hammer Party, have you heard of these guys? Have you heard of these guys?

I thought about Bullsman. No, I've not heard of the Black Hammer Party. party at all. So apparently the leader of this party, and this is my creep today, is a guy named Augustus Romaine, that's his real name, but his communist name is Gazi Kozo. And this is the list of charges here. Those warrants accused self-proclaimed Blackhammer leader Augustus Romaine of kidnapping, aggravated assault, aggravated sodomy, as well as gang activity, after the two men were allegedly ordered into a padlock garage at gun point. So they got these two guys in the house. Agravated sodomy sounds like the worst kind.

Yeah. It's like my cocks in your ass on. I'm really bothered by a lot of things right now. We're both aggravated by this. It's a lot of aggravation going on. So what happens is after this six hour standoff, the police then detain my boy, uh, cozo and his buddy. And they go into the house to, to free these, uh, people being held hostage. And, and they go into the house. And, and they go into the house to, uh, people being held hostage, and they come across another member of Blackhammer. The warrants identified Ammon's as the second Blackhammer member who allegedly participated in the kidnapping. After the standoff Tuesday, Fayetteville police say they found Ammon's body in the home with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. So there's a dead

guy in the house. He killed himself. He's like, I guess the jig is up, as they say. So this led me to a very interesting story about this guy's group that he put together. And this is a lot from The Daily Beast, which, by the way, the Daily Beast, you know, they have the recommended articles. Yeah. On the side, they wanted me to read an article called, were the ancient Romans obsessed with dickpicks? Some would argue, yes. Don't care.

Couldn't fucking care less. A dumb article. Okay. Far left activist Ghazi Kodzo rose to internet notoriety last year of a series of bizarre our online pronouncements. He made as the leader of a fringe communist group called the Blackhammer organization. Codeso's online declarations include the claim

that Holocaust victim Anne Frank was a whiny Karen. Off to a good start. One more time. So he liked to put out pretty funny things on social media. How was Anne Frank a Karen? You call that a crawl space? I've never been stuffed into a worst crawl space in this. Get your manager.

He called her Becky and a kid. Karen. Oh, Jesus. All right. So obviously, as we played that clip, he now faces a bevy of criminal charges, including aggravated sodomy, two counts of conspiracy to commit a felony,

two counts of false imprisonment, two counts of kidnapping, two counts of aggravated assault, and two counts of criminal street gang activity. Ammon's death has led former members to consider the bizarre environment at the CodeZo, riding a wave of internet fame

and crazed ambitions of revolution created in the group. I'm surprised it took this long, a former Blackhammer member who goes by Savvy and worked at Kozo's aid before fleeing the group said Well, the police were surrounding the house

This is great Well, he fled the group Was he like, oh, he's aggravated No, Sammy Somebody's getting sodomized I gotta get out of here Yeah, Savvy's actually a young woman She was 22 years old

When she joined this group Even better. All right, so this is great While the police were surrounding the house But before they were arrested, Cozo, who uses they-them pronouns went on Facebook live and express their excitement and what was occurring.

In the live stream, Cozo claimed there's a lot of media out here. This is just going to build me up. And at the end of the day, if you think I am concerned or anything like that, you're out of your mind. At the end of the day, there's still breath in my body. I still run an amazing revolutionary party. Our community is with us. And now all these news channels are going to want to interview us. And we are going to get to communicate about all the great work that we're doing here.

So this is a great day at the end of the day. His buddy's dead inside. They're getting arrested for all these accounts. And he's like, yeah, put it's under the W column, baby. You say potato. I don't have no response to that. That's pretty much insane. And he uses they, them, which, by the way, you acted like that was a bad thing.

I think it's actually kind of fit in a communist speech. Agreed. Yes, for sure. Blackhammer began in 2019 when Kodzo left another far left black activist group. Blackhammer and its aggressive anti-Semitic and anti-white rhetoric marked a strange new reinvention for Codezo, who had, years earlier, operated as an aspiring YouTube personality named Smile Town.

He was trying to be an e-celeb. He was Smile Town. Blackhammer's cooler than Smile Town. Yeah. You live and you learn. By 2021, Blackhammer counted what some former members estimate as hundreds of members across the country. As the

group grew, Codeso began dressing in makeup that made him look like the Joker and referring to himself in the third person as the Joker. posing for threatening videos. I should have sent you a photo of this guy. His YouTube channel is still up. You should take a look at it

because, yeah, he wears the full Joker makeup. I despise anyone who's like, I really relate to the Joker. What is with that character? It attracts the worst people. I'd even like you if you like Batman. Have you seen the new movie, The Batman? Yeah, I did.

What a pile of garbage that was. I was screaming at my TV watching that. movie were there 9-1-1 operators in that movie too fucking terrible in the summer of 2021 blackhammer began building blackhammer city in the colorado wilderness land was at the core of codes those promises to his members blackhammer members often repeat the phrase land back in party meetings this time the group claimed it had liberated 200 acres of colorado for what the would be town and blackhammer members began to travel there from their base in Atlanta they liberated it they liberated these 200 acres.

Okay. And they declared in Hammer City, there will be no rent, no cops, no coronavirus, and no white people. One more time? In Hammer City, no rent, no cops, no coronavirus, no white people. No cops, no white people. Yep. No problem. No problem, exactly.

Code So's internet haters quickly predicted the site would turn into a Jonestown 2.0. While it didn't go that poorly, the attempted city was a disaster. Former members complain online. that they were stuck in the wilderness with few supplies. The city experiment came to a final end after a local man complained to Blackhammer that they were blocking the road with their cars. He said several members approached him with guns

and one unholstered a pistol to threaten him. The owner of the land then kind of backed out of this deal. They're like, you know what, I don't want to deal with Blackhammer anymore. I think I'm going to renege on this. I'm going to call the... Yeah, right. Just keep your cars there. So the cops did come and order them off the land and they had a retreat back to it.

where former members say Hammer City's failure prompted rounds of recrimination from Codezo. In an echo of communist struggle sessions, they say they were forced to write bruising self-criticisms when Codezo felt they had failed him. I'm not real good at sharing. I think I need to do that with you. You need to have some struggle sessions. I think that's the only way you're going to learn. I'm going to make you write bruising self-criticisms. I do that already.

I know, but I want you to give it to me so I can use it at the roast. How's your joke ready going? Pretty good, buddy. That's great to hear. Yeah, it's going to be a fun show. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah. Members were not allowed romantic relationships with non-members, and Codezo dictated

who would be romantically involved. He's a matchmaker of sorts. In another former member's testimony, they described threats of violence and armed members not allowing people to leave. Savvy described how Codezo holding a gun. done and backed up by the armed members of his defense, forced other members to sign over control of the group's bank accounts to Code Zell. So he's just collected everybody's money. And then he liked to talk about microdosing drugs.

And Savvy says the group's houses began to take on a feverish drug trip-like atmosphere. The way the house has run, it's very much feels like an acid trip. So this guy, by the way, all of these cult leaders, they're all like, I should probably be getting high while we're doing this too. Jim Jones was doing like PCP before he killed everybody. Have some fun with that. Why not? Listen, if you get to that point, I say live it up till it blows up.

Well, here's what happened. Blackhammer began to fall apart in the fall of 2021. But former members say Codezo didn't make leaving easy. Savvy told the Daily Beast she had to pull a knife on Codezo and other members when she attempted to leave and was eventually dragged out of the house by members of the group. Well, with Blackhammer's membership dwindling, Codezo began recruiting her. homeless people and young people in the Atlanta area running a rambunctious church out of Atlanta Park frequented by the homeless.

You know, that's, again, what Jim Jones did. He ran a church in Indianapolis before he got everybody all hopped up, then moved him to Ghana or wherever the fuck it was. This guy did it wrong. He tried to move everybody first. Right, right. You got to start the church first, then move everybody to the wilderness. I was watching some of these videos.

In a video posted in July, Codzo claimed he had adopted a teenager he found sleeping in a train station. I'm pretty sure there wasn't any paperwork filed on that. There's a lot of children involved with this group, and the aggressive, or what was it, aggravated sodomy. Aggressive aggravated sodomy. Leads me to believe there was some problems there. But this is a breaking story pretty much. So news is still coming out.

Also, the group began aggressively asking for donations from college students around Georgia Tech and Georgia State. So you got these big black, intimidating black guys. who are just going to the college students, following them around on campus, asking them for money, telling them to transfer it with Venmo and cash app. And the kids are just like, okay,

what do you want, five bucks? Yeah, here you go, here you go. So there's hundreds of donations to their Venmo that you can see because obviously that's all available

from like these college students. That's really funny. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. So that is my creep introducing you to this homegrown communist Ghazi Kozo. All right.

Carl? Great job. Thanks, buddy. My creep today has never been arrested. My creep today that we know of hasn't even really committed a crime. So I win again. All right. Yeah, the street continues.

Not so fast, hamburger. My comedy creep today took the community organizing to a level that we will all today find unquestioningly creepy. My creep today's name is David Thorstad. He is known mainly as one of the world's foremost gay rights historians. He was born October 15th, 1941 in Minnesota. His father was a cop. He graduated from the University of Minnesota in 1963.

And he moved to France at 1967 and served on the Paris secretariat at the Bertrand Russell International War Crimes Tribunal. Good. See you. This focused, for those of you don't know, focused on the U.S. war in Vietnam and to see who committed war crimes. He decided to go back to the U.S. And when he did, Carl, he made it. he may have picked the wrong side.

Well, it's debatable. He was an organizer for the Twin Cities Socialist Workers Party, and in 1968, he ran for Congress as a socialist. And in 1969, he ran for Minneapolis mayor as a socialist. Lost both times. That's too bad. Now, he moved to New York City to pursue work. If he had lived in these times, he would have gotten elected,

what's happened with Minnesota. Oh, God, yeah, man. He'd be the Secretary of Transportation. Right. Moving to New York to pursue work organizing. he saw the 1969 Stonewall riots in New York City and soon threw himself into the burgeoning movement. You see, David identified as bisexual

and he really wanted to help his community. So in the early 1970s, he became the president of the Gay Activist Alliance in New York. He was a member of the Socialist Workers Party, a Trotskyist group for more than six years. He was a staff writer for the militant there. Can I just say, Minnie, that I don't think that being bisexual means you're a creep, and I can't believe that's the argument

you're making here. That's not the argument to make it here. It's very homophobic, but that's what you think. Oh, no, no. The fact that he's gay is not the problem. Oh, okay. No, no, no, no. It's the fact that he's a communist.

No. He's working for the militant. In December of 1973, he left that magazine, and he cited the organization's lack of enthusiasm for the gay liberation movement. He just didn't like the fact that the communists didn't really like the gays very much. Got it. So he stayed a communist his whole life. He released a couple of books.

And then in 1977, Carl, this is where my point is going to be made. something happened and he found his life's calling. Ooh, Star Wars came out. That's it. Is that one of the ones? He's a gay Star Wars nerd. Yeah. No, he's on line still making videos.

He's a Star Wars nerd. Talking about all the issues with the new Obi-Wan Kenobi series. He's like all these fucking trade credits and all this stuff. We don't need that on Tattoo-E. Let me read to the article, Carl, from 1977 that moved him to action. All right. All right. Boston, December 8th, 1977.

10 men including a child psychiatrist and a clinical psychologist, the former assistant headmaster of an exclusive boys' school, and a teacher at the school were arrested in the Boston area today and what investigators are calling it a major child molestation ring. Okay. They were among 24 men indicted yesterday on charges of raping and committing sodomy and decent assault and other unnatural acts with children. According to investigators, all the victims were boys between the ages of 9 to 13 years old

who were paid $5 to $25 to engage in homosexual acts. with the adults. All right. So you're talking about, what, 1977? They were lured by candy and video games. That's pretty good money.

Did you adjust it for inflation to see what that is in today's dollars, by any chance? $5 in 1977. I mean, you might be looking at a 50. Yeah, I don't know.

This guy read this article and he thought, Creepos of the world unite. Yeah. We can't let this injustice stand. These men are being painted as pedophiles. And all they want to do is teach these young.

kids. I think he's picking the wrong side of this one. The same way when he left Paris. Yeah, this guy's not good at picking sides. Oh, yeah. This guy's not good of picking sides. He's not good of picking sides. He's the president of the New York State Gay Activist Alliance.

Can I just point something out that I think's kind of funny about this? Let's say that you enjoy sleeping with children. Like, that's a thing that you... I don't say that you do, though. I know, I know. Let's say that you do, though. Would you care about other people? Like, would you want to join their team?

I'm like, don't you just kind of like, you're in for yourself, right? I love titties, and I don't even, like, go to a strip club with all you other. Yeah, right, exactly. I know. That's the part that I don't understand. We're just like, well, I'm on these guys' team, so I better go help them out. Like, this is not a team, man. This is a individual sport.

Well, in 1978, there's a giant gay rights conference in New York City. And now, here's David's words. We decided to hold a meeting after the conference for those who might wish to form an organization for men and boys who loved each other. I see where this is going. About 30 of a. that informed a group we called initially man-boy lovers of North America. A few days later, a gentleman by the name of Tom called me to say he thought of a better name would be North American man-boy love association, mainly because it would result in a

pronounceable acronym. Yeah, what was the point of that first acronym? And why North America? Why do they choose it to tell you're cotton? I have a lot of questions, but keep going. Because mubla isn't as good as Nambla. Yeah, I guess not. So he said, I agreed, despite the fact that the name sounds.

a bit like what might be a baby food. Oh, David, you're so funny. Yeah, that's not the problem. David, least of your concerns. Forstad was the co-founder of fucking Nambla. And he's a big-time communist. I can't believe it took us this many episodes for you to bring up the guy who founded Nambla. The North American Man Boy Love Association was a political organization that activists founded in 178 to organize support for men and boys involved in consensual, sexual, and other relationships with each other.

and to help educate, most importantly, get rid of that pesky age of consent. Yep, it's just a number, man. So you know how Nambla got big and how people started to know who they were? Every June, they were at the center of controversy in New York City because they would request to march in the city's gay pride parade. Yeah, right. And then the gay people are like, we don't want these people. They're like, look it, we don't want Puerto Ricans, we don't want Nambla.

Like, oh, I'm sorry, did I say Puerto Rican? We just don't want Nambla. the only people the only people who supported them was a guy named Harry Hay the modern founder of the gay rights movement in America Harry Hay

Harry Hay marched in parades with I Stand with Nambla on the back of his shirt I have this pictures of Marxist groups like the Spartacist League and the Revolutionary Communist Party also supported them now these guys their organization

was all over the country and they would have these big conventions that were not advertised they would rent to hotel. They would have these things. They would let the staff in. And they basically, they've been infiltrated a whole bunch of times. And at their height, they only have like 1,100 members. Okay. Which thank Christ for that, right? But O'Nell Soto from the San Diego Union Tribune, he was a writer. And he said this very succinctly. And this is my point as to why,

who gives a fuck about the black hammers? David Thorntstad is the biggest creep. Law enforcement officials and mental health professionals say that while NAMBA's membership numbers are small, The group has created a dangerous ripple effect throughout the internet by sanctioning the behavior of those who would abuse children. Can I, they rationalize these shit for psychos.

Can I point this out real quick? 1,100 pedophiles is not small. That's 1,100 too many. Correct. If there were two of them, I'd be like, that's too big of a group. But I'd be like, if you found out tomorrow that there was 3 million members of Nambla,

we would be like, what the fuck? Yeah. 1100, we're going, it's all right. If you say so, all right. I'm trying to help your cause. here but okay sure whatever it's okay fine it's an insane amount of people this guy was really good in organizing too many people back to your point though that tells you a lot about this guy how he

was able to get that many people into this organization yeah did they even like read the literature like do you know what you're signing up for right these people are insane um there's a movie and I'm gonna propose that we do a creep off bonus episode okay and watch it it's 54 minutes long it's called chicken hawk do you know about this no it was produced by Anambla. Oh, that sounds fun. Yeah. It's really fucking something to see, dude. I was watching it today. I was at a pull clips, but I'm like, I'm going to save that for a bonus episode. So these guys basically wrote the handbook to rationalizations for pedophilia. Sure. And that to me is one of the most dangerous psychological things that has happened in this country

because these people are now out there finding literature on how their fucked up desires are okay and natural and everybody else is the problem. No, it's you. It's you. It's, fuck-o. This is like the MAPS podcast that Kay and I covered recently. Hey, Carl, did you know that there's a Nambla holiday? I found this out today and holy shit did this blow my mind. What's the Nambla holiday? It's called Alice Day. Okay. It's April 25th. Okay. Now, I can remember that. I didn't. You could put out the flag. Just says free candy. We should, by the way, celebrate that on this show, I think. We should do it Alice Day spectacular. Yes. Every day from now on i i want to celebrate so i was a little triggered by this because they have a code

amongst themselves of what they do on april 25th okay if you're out on april 25th and you see anybody wearing like a fully pink shirt that's code so if you see any dudes dressed up like brett heart i was i was gonna say is brett hart bernambla i mean no but they purposely wear pink on that day so that they all know what's up with each other isn't that cute what else do they do they exchange gifts or anything? They suck off a child? What other things do you do to celebrate that day? Dance around the fucking Maypole? I don't know. Yeah, all right. There's no

airing of grievances, is there? David Thorstad died a year ago in August. So fuck him, he's dead. His writings about the history of the civil rights movement for gay people in America are actually very widely distributed. I don't

think people realize his association with Nambla completely. And he is a real fucking creep dude. all right david thornstad vote viny this week if you vote for carl you love nambla now hold on a second if you vote for carl you support nambla did your guy ever dress up as the joker and try to be menacing on viral videos i'm sure they had lots of silly parties i don't know what they did at those conventions vote for caro my guy dressed up like the joker okay it's too maybe we can't put the photos of the people on reddit on the reddit pull yeah they think that put me over the

Tom. Maybe. But your guy also didn't found Nambla, Carl. No, he's just a communist who wanted to get rid of all Jewish and white people. Mine's a communist who wanted to fuck children and compared pedophiles to Jews in Nazi-occupied Germany in his writings. All right. Well, he said being a pedophile in America is like being a Jew and Nazi Germany. They're all after us. All right. Well, my guy called Ann Frank and Karen. So vote for Carl. Listen, man, I have a lot of Jewish friends And their wives complain a lot

Okay, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just saying All right, we're in trouble Yeah, Carl, are you ready to do some voicemails? I am. We got a whole lot this week. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse

Don't worry, Louisville Cardinals. Most people leave Syracuse feeling like a loser. See you in Syracuse. Ladies and gentlemen, you left us so many voicemails last week. A lot of people were very bad at us about our episode. Really? Some people didn't like it. This guy may have left a message.

It was a little bit too long. I'm not going to play all of your ranting ones. I'm going to let this guy who made all the points you all did do it for you. Okay. Bullshit. Bullshit, Vinny, you fucking piece of shit. You're going to complain that people have to download an app for Reddit. But you're using the fucking Reddit thing for like four weeks now.

I haven't used the Reddit thing. Now that at GamePoint and you're fucking. lose and you're going to boo hooey and say, oh, people are complaining. Well, what was your fucking concern about them complaining about downloading the app? Three fucking weeks ago, you fucking cunt. On top of that, fucking be tied, tied my ass. That's bullshit. Carl won.

You have been cheated for at least twice in this fucking series. You can't fucking know all about this shit. Your people's best efforts, fucking Carl smartly switched to Reddit, and he starts winning all of a sudden. gets it to four fucking four. He's winning all fucking week. And then at the last second, all of a sudden, all these votes come in. And, you know, it was nice for them not to fuck him over by one vote.

But still, it's high. Don't fuck yourself. You fucking need to spin the wheel, and you fucking know it. You goddamn cheat. Thank you, fuck you, bye. First off, I would like to say, I do not condone cheating on the polls. Carl knows I've said it a million times. We don't condone cheating on the polls.

There is no way I should have lost it. this week. Carl dialed it in. Carl dialed it the fuck in. And everybody knows it. But I'm going to spin the wheel today. That's what happens when you play the game. You don't win them all. All right. I have a voicemail over here, buddy. Hello, Carl. This voicemail is for the creep-off. I'm leaving it here instead of on the creep-off voicemail line so he can't use censorship to try to cheat. As we know he loves to do. Yeah, that's what I do. All you have to do to vote on your phone without downloading the Reddit app is to put your phone browser

into desktop mode. It's pretty easy. It's the top-level menu item on every phone browser I've ever seen. So stop being a child, Vinnie. I wouldn't even listen to your stupid show if you didn't have Smile Talk McGill Cutting on as your co-host.

Please keep that in mind. Bye. Thank you, sir. And yeah, Vinnie, I'm sorry. Don't fucking listen. Fuck off. I don't care. I'm sorry that your grandmother

doesn't know to use her phone and vote on Reddit. But maybe we should let listeners of the show. The nurse who was helping I couldn't figure it out either, Carl. The guy's there. He's calling me going, hey,

this is Moses at the Hogue. Can you please help me figure out how to fix Clara's browser? Yeah, I believe that. Fuck off, Carl. I do believe that. I got another one. Hey,

this is for the creep off. Hey, Vinnie, I hate to do this to you, man, but as a Texan, I have to tell you, Bear County, B-E-X-A-R,

bear. Thank you, fuck you, bye. Now we know. Thank you. Thanks for correcting us. So, point, Lisa, I appreciate it.

Yeah, I mean, I don't mind learning new words. Yeah, I don't mind either. You know, while we're on the voting stuff, this guy did make a little bit of a point that I thought was interesting. Good. Maybe we should do this. This is a voicemail for the commissioner of the creep-off, and that's not you, Vinny. We need to find some third-party person who's not going to be swayed by pizzas or foot jobs. We need to change these rules.

If it's a tie after 4-4, it should either be both. you fucking guys have to spin the wheel of dual consequences from the guest episodes or option number two you have a real creep off where you pick a category and both of you bring in a pile of stories trying to outdo one another until one of you runs out of stories to tell and then that person spins wheel that's a marathon that's kind of fun voting nonsense you got to get this shit figured out. Fucking make your website more secure. Put the voting on multiple platforms and average results

or something. But I'm tired of Carl coming in here and whining like a little bitch and I'm tired of you, Vinny, acting like a little fucking girl about, well, all of these people can't get a fucking app. You can vote on the fucking browser. You've been on a boomer and understand how fucking phones work. Get your shit together, gentlemen. Thanks, Tab. Appreciate it,

yeah. Okay. He'll be on her of these podcasts later this month. I'm going to miss that one. I like the idea of electing an independent creepoff commissioner. I think it should be Tab if he's, if he's volunteering. I'm all, I'm interested to hear people's nominations for creep off commissioner. As long as it's a friend of who are these podcasts, I'm all for it. It should be a friend of the creep off.

Ooh, can we get Suttering John to do it? Kevin loses. Hey, by the way, you got a new review girl. Yes, yes, Hannah. Hannah is a big creepoff fan. She is. And she tried to tell you that on your. show and you blew right past that didn't you you blew right the fuck past that we talked about the

creep off didn't it was like i'm really a big creep off and you're like well okay well let's move on not on this show you're not you know what else biddy last night i was on chrissey mayors simpcast okay and uh i was out there for like an hour and a half and i never mentioned the creep off once i know i was thinking of my that's like i'm just the worst you don't have to get violent I am really just the worst. Just a bottle cap, settle down. You've had worse things thrown at you. You are the worst.

That's all right, though. I still love you. My bad. I was promoting our live shows. We got some live shows. Yeah, make sure you promote the W. We're sold out for the creepoff show two weeks. That's correct.

But we still have tickets available in Detroit, September 30th, WATPLive.com. And you'll be there. I'll be there. I'm editing that out, just so you know. And you can also come to New York City, October 15th. WATP, NYC.com is wearing your tickets for them. that now did you know that your review girl has a dog named viny paulino yes and it almost disqualified her to be honest with you i'm a little disappointed with that one hannah you are wonderful

i'm sorry that you had to throw your lot in with this cunt hannah you are wonderful and i have to tell you my wife was listening to the podcast yesterday and she came running over to me she was like i have to see what hannah looks like she made me uh pull up the video so very intriguing new review girl good looking girl good looking girl all right uh here's a voicemail i think a kid got her number hey i just met you and this is crazy so here's my basement i'm john wengecky all right kid good stuff um this another song barity contest begins yes this kid just call this kid called it again well hey the creep off i just got a little story for y'all my my uncle like just recently got

Facebook and for a couple weeks he's been posting links in photos of missing children but he doesn't have a big following so it seems like he's just bragging about stealing them yeah somebody did him

all right out of the mouths of babes huh yeah uncle's busted now that uncle I believe called about five times I left voicemails I'm only playing the kid because ha ha ha ha ha ha ha here we go here's a fun one Carl this is a guy complaining about his job

and he has a creep alert Wham Whamp creep alert My boss My fucking boss sent us all an email today Saying important meeting you Whatever the fuck a clock today And that's it

Important meeting Who the fuck does that It's like being told by your wife or girlfriend Hey we need to talk later About what What do you know that I did Some asshole I want to know

Are you going to sell the company Are you going to give us all a promotion, a raise? What is it? I have to know. Fucking asshole. Why do people feel the need to do that shit? Why? My boss is a decree.

Fuck him. Also, you need to have Mr. Metiker on the WATP podcast because I think he would be very funny. Carl, get on that shit, bro. I agree. I've reached out to him. I don't know what else to do. Because I know what people go on his show or at least in the comments and say, go on WATP, and he always says, yes.

And so then I reach out to him on Twitter, and I don't hear back. Carl, this is a message from a listener for you. Carl, I don't have the Reddit app on my phone. I don't have a Reddit account because Reddit is incredibly gay. From now on, just add one point to Vinny and consider that my vote for the foreseeable future until you realize how incredibly gay Reddit is. Thank you, fuck you, bye. Well, okay, so if that is the case that this gentleman is voting for me, then that breaks the tie from last week. Yeah.

Which means you should have spun the wheel last week. Yeah, right. So why'd you go spit the wheel car? That makes sense. Makes perfect sense. You know what kind of backlash you would get? All right, so, Tab actually had an interesting idea. Should we put, as it can make more work for me, but should we put it up on Twitter and Reddit and then combine the voting?

I would be fine with that if we could pick two places where we know people have to be able to sign in or that it's easy for them. That way we just named two points. But here's the thing. People are going to vote twice. The cheaters are going to vote once in each time anyway. Cheaters are going to cheat. Hate is going to hate. What are you going to do?

Me, nothing. You ready for the scum? Wait a second. Are you saying that there's two different places to vote? Like, let's say theoretically in a pretty big election in this country, you could mail in your vote, or you could go to the voting place and vote there in person. Are you saying that people would vote twice if they had the, ability to do so do you think do you think that would happen only for important things like this

show yeah like national elections probably not yeah interesting huh okay hey carl yeah i have a brand new scum parade jingle that somebody sent us oh sweet this is the deaf metal scum parade jingle Did you catch any of that? I think it ended with thank you fucking bye No, no, but ended with I believe it was It's the creep-off scum parade Where Carl and Vinny talk about eating babies

Ugh Oh hit that again Okay, yeah fun Good stuff. I love it. I like it too. Great stuff.

You ready for a scup break, Carl? I am. All right, good. Let's start in Brunswick, Ohio today, shall we? Yeah. This is a story that really kind of freaked me out. Brunswick police say 43-year-old Timothy Nielsen traveled from Gresham, Oregon, Oregon, Oregon. To find a young girl.

Aw. It's like one of those romantic movies. It's not a meet cute. It's not a meat cute. It's not a meat cute. Okay. This could have ended really badly, Carl. okay um police say nelson was a man on a very malicious mission he found his way to ohio and almost

located this girl now the story started unfolding after several residents called nine one one to report a suspicious barefoot man with a tarp probably the neighborhood so wait he traveled all the way from oregon yep to ohio how hot is this chick she must be a 10 right uh she is 10 Carl. She's I just can't believe this motherfucker is got a fucking tarp. Yeah. That's love.

That's crazy. That's called love, my friend. The heart wants what the heart wants. They do. What do you do when you catch a kid with a tarp? What don't you do? What do you mean? This guy's the limit at that point. Gotcha, bitch.

You just take it and tie up the top of it and run away like Santa? You're barefoot. I lied. The kid is in 10. She's eight. Let's get it right. She was eight when he first was introduced to her. Yes. Her channel five years ago. He's been obsessed for five years. It was an arts and crafts type channel.

And Mr. Nelson began commenting on the YouTube channel that this little girl had. And he was like, nice dump her. He was like, this is an eight year old. Let's see your tits. Yeah, right. Show your tits. They're like, wait, what? The parents of the judo realized this and shut the page down because they realized that this guy was on. Like, watch your fucking kids. Your kid doesn't need a YouTube fucking channel.

Okay? Dude, I bet there's more than 1,100 perverts on YouTube. Let's put it that way. Yeah. But they're all fucking rationalizing everything thanks to my creep today. Make sure you vote for him. Police said he started cyber stalking the girl. And then last month, police said he traveled to Brunswick, not only

finding the city that the girl lives in, but the neighborhood. He was there to find the girl. He was just traveling around, knocking on doors, attempting to locate her. Well, I'm glad he's getting pride to knocking on doors, he's going to be doing that a lot in the future. See, you've done this before. Yeah.

This sort of ended tragically had the individuals on the street not called in contact to the police. Well, who's fucking right mind? Are you going to have a guy knocking, show him in a house barefoot with a tarp? Like, wait for you know, before you know, like, hot? Oh, have you seen Ashley? Yeah, how hot's your daughter? It's what? It's just a fucking crazy story.

So Mr. Nielsen's under arrest. Would you ever live in the woods for someone, Vinnie? I wouldn't live in the woods for me. That's dedication right there. This guy is in love. It's amazing. And honestly, if you're going to wait in five more years, she probably start up in Onlyfans when she turns 18,

just wait for it, buddy. Yeah. Wouldn't it be great if she had an Onlyfans is just like her playing with Play-Doh? Yeah. He's like, this is how I fell in love with her in the first place. This is perfect. This really scratches me where I itch. A Massachusetts youth lacrosse coach, Carl, was arrested this past week on child pornography charges.

Yeah, this is really a pedophile heavy episode, isn't it? They're the worst. Ryan Cook, 44 years old, was arrested Tuesday and two counts of possession of child pornography and held on $10,000 bail. Now, we hear these stories that go, so on Vinny, who cares? Just another one of these fucking guys being caught. Well, I have to say, this guy put a nice little twist on the... He's got some skills. This guy, they're Photoshop enthusiast.

Yeah. Now, numerous images of child sexual exploitation were observed on devices identified as belonging to Cook, according to the state police report. The children in these images were estimated between 5 and 11 years old. Now, here's the twist. In some of these images, the children were opposed in sexual, provocative way, and or were being sexually assaulted. Some of the images were edited to put the images of neighborhood children out. their bodies so i've heard of this i've seen this actually with celebrities like if you google any

celebrity news basically he deep faked the neighborhood kids on kitty porn correct correct and i didn't think that would ever happen for susy that's pretty impressive she's reaching celebrity status with that but could you imagine the wife how does she not know this is going on like you've got really good at photoshop it's not even part of your job you're a little cross coach why are you so into Photoshop. I'm a I'm a pedophile. What's he supposed to say?

That makes sense. That was making sense. All right. A conversation with Cook's wife indicated that the photoshopped images were of two neighborhood female children. Like they showed the shit to his wife. Yeah.

They're like, Hey, by the way, you're yelling at us for like searching your house. Yeah, right. Look. It just opens the folder. And she's like, I knew those two were whores. No, man.

That's not actually that man. Yeah. You see here how the shadow on the body is different from the shadow on the face. It's actually pretty amateur, to be honest with you. The crime is what your husband did here with Photoshop. Yeah, right. Exactly.

Skin complexion's all off. This is a crime to graphic designers everywhere. State police have identified the children that have been in contact with their families. The public schools confirmed Cook was a volunteer with the high school boys' lacrosse team. So I guess they were safe. That's always a red flag too, right? Volunteer to go work with the kids. Volunteer to work, you know, coaches.

okay here's what you're looking for yeah doesn't have kids volunteers with kids that's it where's a pink shirt april 25th yeah okay good yep there you go biggos god damn pickos pig go commies he's been ordered to stay out of the vicinity of wellsley wellsley the town that he was arrested at dude and the schools they let him put up bail and they're like you just can't be in this neighborhood problem solved you don't think there's hot kids in the next neighborhood over? I thank you, officer. I've really learned my lesson. Yeah. What the fuck is that all about? That's kind of odd, right? This kid is just, this guy is just sitting there with like old yearbooks, just like cutting out girls' faces. Yeah. Also, I want to point out, and the other

thing that stood out to me in this article is that they began the investigation in October of last year. He's been coaching lacrosse the entire season. They found out all this shit and then they just arrested him. So they let him go about a year with photoshopping away and taking all these photos. Unbelievable. It's odd, right? Why does it take that long to build a case? I don't know.

It's not great. It's not great. We're going to go back to Ohio for a second, shall we? Yep. Ah, boy, lots of people really want to get their hands on kids. Yeah, more of that. I feel like kids are overrated, but this guy, Reed Durnum, he's 35. He was charged with attempted kidnapping, felonist assault, and escaping connection with an incident.

Now, he was allegedly observed acting suspicious at an open house event at the same. State Bridger's School in Zena, Ohio, which is outside of Dayton. This happened on August 22nd. The principal of the K through 8 Catholic school called authorities to report a trespasser. Now, he said, I have a gentleman here that has trespassed into our school open house asking questions and claiming to be the parent of a daughter. Sure. The principal told the cops, and he is not.

So I need a police officer to investigate and inquire he's posing a threat. Upon arrival, Durham was interviewed by law enforcement. and he allegedly provided conflicting accounts of why he was at the school. Police say that he ultimately confessed to attempting to impersonate a parent for the purposes of abducting a child. Ladies and gentlemen,

here's a man who doesn't hold up well under questioning. No, definitely not. That's not information he should have given up. So why are here, sir? Stuff. Come on. I don't know here to kid after kid. Well, it gets worse than that.

Dirk also allegedly admitted to go into St. Bridget To find a small child to obtain, quote, sexual favors. I'm looking for a blowjob off. Yeah, why did he say that? What are you doing here? What are we all doing here? Listen, it's K through 8, but I don't have any interest in the 5 through 8. That means I got nine shots. Yeah. Sometimes you've got to hear 100 nose before you hear yes. Oh, here's the fun part. Police say that 35 year old also claimed that he had plotted to incapacitate a child using a drug

Lace Starburst Candy. I have to admit, there's something about the term drug-laced starburst candy that's appealing to me. I'd probably try that a couple times. Dude, you could buy those now. They're like six bucks each. You go out of the headshot. This guy's giving out way too much

information. Is he proud of himself? Why is he telling him all these things? Is he bragging? I don't know, Carl, but if I had to guess. Let's talk about Matt, baby. Let's talk about a yes, sir. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things meth and see

Let's talk about meth Yeah After he allegedly tried to stab an officer in the neck with a pen He was a little agitated that day He picked up a pet and tried to slash at the guy's neck Two cameras positioned at different angles Captured the violent encounter You have to admit, Vinny, that if you wake up

Expecting a blow job And then instead you end up getting arrested You're going to be a little bit on edge That's a bad day He's going to write a ticket in your jugular, motherfucker Expectation-wise, that's a bad day now I shouldn't have said in math apparently his family says he suffers from schizophrenia you think I love that his mom goes I think he might have a mental disorder thanks thanks

mom I like how they say he's suffering with schizophrenia no his family and everyone around him is suffering schizophrenia correct um what a brilliant insight from from the mom thanks honey he might have a screw loose yeah we thought so too appreciate this doesn't sound like him well he says he has poison candy oh wait that's him I reached for a starbursts. He's like, no, not that one. Did he try to stab you in the neck with a pen? He does that sometimes.

He does that too, yeah. He gets real agitated. So he was booked into the Green County Detention Facility at August 22nd, and he's facing separate criminal trespass charges. And I guess he's getting a psychiatric evaluation, so we'll find out what happened. Cool. Hey, Carl, last story of the day. Let's talk about our creep of the week.

Yes. We are going to India. How'd you enjoy this story? It sounded like a pretty typical Indian story to me. Am I crazy? I feel like these seem to be a lot of what's going out over there but I'm not going to judge. It's a big country. It's a big country. I have had

an interesting conversation with our friend Ms. Muggle. I'm just to go ahead and say that if you are with child right now, maybe don't listen to this story. Okay. A pregnant woman in India killed her 18 month old nephew is a sacrifice to save her unborn child from death. Makes sense?

So far I'm following, yep. Yep. Perfect. Okay. The woman and her husband are arrested after parts of the toddler's body were found strewn in a sugar cane field. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Sarish Devi, 32, living in a village in the state of Uder Pradesh, has lost three babies prior to this incident.

When she got pregnant for the fourth time, she consulted a religious person, or, quote, a tantric on how she could save her unborn child from dying like the previous three. Okay. Now, according to the decade herald, after Devy was instructed to perform a, quote, sacrificial ritual, the woman choked her nephew to death and chopped off parts of his body as part of the ritual. All right.

Well, hold on, Vinnie. Let's see how this plays out. Maybe it's going to work. We don't know. I think it just played out. She choked the baby to dieffed. But she's still pregnant. Maybe this time it's going to work out for them.

They can start their family now. The deceased child's bereaved father said, my elder brother and sister-in-law had earlier lost three children soon after their birth. When she became pregnant for the fourth time, the couple consulted the tantric for the solution. Yeah. And they killed my second child, he said. The boy's parents returned home Monday to find their toddler missing. The child's grandmother. as well as his aunt were supposed to take care of the kid while they were out.

Oops. Pick the wrong babysitters that day, didn't you? Hey, I know you're upset. I know that you're upset, but my baby's fine. Thank you for asking. Yeah, exactly. Fucking great. A couple of days.

You already have a kid. Do you now you have another one? I don't have any. Help me out. The parents file a missing person's complaint after failing to find their kid. And these two, the aunt and the grandmother are like, not saying a word. A couple days after the boy vanished, his body parts were found by a farmer.

The farmer informed the police about the discovery, and the toddler's body parts were recovered, and his head was found with a telek, which is a religious mark and usually worn on the forehead. All right, so before we judge, can someone check out what God thinks about this? Maybe this was the right thing to do. Hold on. Let me ask him. Hey, God, what do you think about this? Yeah, God, comment, God? Sacrifice. Sacrifice is 18-month-old? Comment? All right, well, he'll get back to us.

I guess maybe, oh, wait, wait, this late flickered over here a little bit. I guess he's for it. Yep, all right, I knew it. That makes sense. That's the sign I was waiting for it. The boy was killed at the sacrificial ritual. The victim's aunt has confessed to have committed the crime. The officer said she told police that she killed the boy on the instructions of the tantric.

The kid was choked, then chopped up. And holy shit, Carl, that is our creep of the week. Saraje Davy. She's 32 years old in India. Holy fuck. Aunt Davy. Aunt Devie. Good old Aunt Davy.

Aunt Devy's here to babysit. Make sure you wash your hands. All right. Well, I guess that wraps up the show. Oh, no, wait. There's still a more thing to do. That's right. Say thank you.

Goodbye, everybody. We've got to spin the wheel of consequences. Okay. Carl, I will let you know. that I added a new consequence to this even though I know I was spinning because I am a team player instead of cow bikini in the spirit of the show there is now chicken bikini

oh all right wow because I don't want it I want this one right here past the spit yeah that's what everybody wants by the way I don't know if you heard this but Vic declared that she would be showing her boobs as soon as you show yours. So, oh, there it is. Vic!

All right, I'll send that to her. You're welcome, everybody. You're welcome. All right. Let's talk. What are you got on the wheel? What are you got to quets? Right now, we have Patreon money.

You get my half of the Patreon money. Oh, that would be nice. Knife-edge chops. That'd be nice. I'm traveling to L.A. I'm going to that Bill's game this week. It'd be nice to get that money. Knife-edge chops from Colin Delaney.

That's the one you want, though. I do not. I cannot want that, actually. If you watched All Out, last night, a knife edge shop is the last thing I want to fucking see. Oh, you want to play wrestling with your friends. Truck nuts. Truck nuts is still on there. Five episode podcast series.

I got it. Go to church. Yeah, yeah, that's a fun one. Drive to Gary, Indiana. That one is still insane to me. I don't get it. Murder and makeup. Oh, yeah, that's a fun one.

That's where you have to do your own YouTube channel, talking about a true crime story while applying makeup. as requested staying on the board dinner with listeners okay tom meyers restaurant drive to baltimore wow have lunch at tom mire's restaurant and come back uh chicken bikini beautiful two hour song torture oh yeah i haven't even thought about that what would i make you listening for two hours huh you're thinking about what's your favorite song minnie my favorite song yeah i would never tell you i'm smarter than that um fast food job get a job at a fast food restaurant work one shift.

I don't know if that's legal, but I got. Cardiff Electric Standup. Cardiff will write a set to perform at an open mic. And then, of course, pass the spin. All right. A lot of possibilities here. A lot of possibilities. People getting excited about this.

Right. Here we go, kids. All right, here we go. Vinny gave it a good spin. My last spin was not good. And it did not land on something I wanted it to land on. Let's see what we got here. Fast food?

It's fast food. I bet he's going to be working at a fast food restaurant. That's amazing. That's awesome. Do we get to pick which one or you get to pick which one? I'm thinking pizza. I don't think we have pizza around here anymore. Oh, I guess you can't do it.

Yeah, I don't think so. I don't know. Fucking fast food job really? All right, fine. That's funny. That's a funny one. I would love to see you not have your application be accepted. That would be really funny if you couldn't even get hired.

I'm going to fucking put, like, every fancy thing I've ever done. He's a member of the board of directors of the South Wedge Planning Committee, and he's a... I put all that shit on there. Maybe they won't hire me. Carl, they won't hire me. I can't get a job. See, that's what I picture is going to happen with this one. You know what I'm going to do, though, is I'm going to try to get the polo shirt that's

Senator John wears when he has congressman on his show so that you look respectable when you go in for the interview. I'm going to show with the dirtiest nails you've ever seen. Dude, if you think I'm not. going to get fired you're out of your goddamn mind there's no way i finish the shift i'm getting fired oh i'm going to come in and throw hot grease on you guard the grease it'll be fun oh one shift and i hope that shift is showing up for orientation and doing the training i want you to be on the drive-thru i think that'd be a fun job for you you you try out some of your material you know how like tony michaos likes to try to get the drive-thru person to laugh maybe you can try to

me the customers laugh oh god i'm gonna have to deal with fucking a bunch of 90,000 tony michael's all your jokes hey we're gonna drive through there aren't 90,000 tony michael's i promise you that don't worry christ all right just one idiot fine i'll get a job at a fast food restaurant that's awesome i love it all right hey i gotta wonder is there anybody out there that we know that has a fast food restaurant or as a manager that we can make this happen i was i was just thinking about it like do we have any connections to that i'm not just going out to pound the payment for a job you might You might have to. I'm going to walk a dress like this.

You'll give me a job. You know, if I were a betting man, I'd say herb beta patch might know some people out in Syracuse who owned fast food restaurants. I'm not driving to Syracuse to go work in fast food. He's probably friends with some of them. So, Carl, somebody just made a very valuable point. They are correct. So I'm going to make an offer this. I need to know how you want me to proceed.

My last consequence was buying the semen book and I paid for $110 with shipping. Wait, what? Do you remember how I signed ahead? had to buy the semenology book. I totally forgot about this, really? So I paid for it. And the thing never shipped. They never mailed it to me. And they canceled the order. It's a scam. Right. So I need to decide, what do you want me to do? Should I was thinking I could order like five copies of the regular book, which is the same price as the autographed book. Okay. I mean, is that, I mean, what do you want me to do here? What's the consequence? The scene,

read it in public. I'll buy it and read it in public, but I don't have the autographed copy. That's fine. It doesn't matter if it's an autographed or not. All right. Then I will order it and I will do that. Okay. I will bring it with me you don't have to buy five of them video.

Dude, do you want me to bring it to a job interview at the fast food place? That'd be funny. You'd be like,

yeah, no, actually I'm thinking about adding some new menu items for you guys. You guys hire you? I'll just hold it right up under my arm. Perfect.

Yeah, so, Vinny, just order one book. We're not trying to be damaging to you. There's no reason why you had to like empty your wallet.

I'm just saying, I'm trying to do my cat's fine. It's fine. All right, Carl, we still have to do bicycle ride too we do before it gets cold out i say we uh we get the bike to the roast and we take

a ride around the block that's a good idea all right yeah that's actually a really good idea maybe that's how we can come into the show ride it on the tent of like together all right it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice now before we go i forgot this i'm sorry our friend did you do our friend has given us two VIP tickets to the roast to give out oh we got VIP tickets all right cool Yeah, he can't make it, so we have two tickets to give out. What I want you to do, folks, if you're listening to this, is leave us a voicemail this week, 585, 3,71, 808. If you can make it to the roast, and you want to make it and you want to win, tell us why you deserve it.

Make your case. We'll pick a winner next Monday. So until that, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Get the fuck out of here. Gagia, I guess. September 17th, week from Friday. We're from Saturday.

Stand up all with tips of oppression For the tyrants fear your might Don't cling so hard at your possessions Wait, what? What do you call somebody who's an adult who comes over to meet a child home alone after a sexual? explicit conversation. What is that called? Chow Bella.