The Creep Off - Episode 131: Pedo-Faux-Pas

Episode Date: September 20, 2022

In this very special live supersized episode not only do Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest “Karl & Vinnie” they are joined by the coolest of the Creepos and a cornucopia of creepy special guests like The Cardiff Electric Podcast, Dr. Steve, Pat Dixon, Cros, Trucker Andy, Justin Brown, Tucker Dixon and the voice of Syracuse Brian McBride. Listen as we march through Rochester in the scum parade and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt, we are the best true crime podcast in a brand-new edition of “Who are these Creeps”. We also included a hilarious “Pedophile Hunter Theater” segment, a live creep report and your listener voicemail roasts! To hear the “Official Roast of Karl & Vinnie” join us at https:/www.Patreon.com/ThecreepoffScum Parade Stories Predatory offender upset by pedophile bumper sticker; shoots out windows of vehicle | Community | hometownsource.comMan who demanded girlfriend to take nude pic of her mother jailed (yahoo.com)Tiger mum arrested after ‘poisoning child’s classroom rival’ in India | The IndependentMan breaks into ex's home, dumps ashes of deceased child into trash: Mt. Pleasant PD | WCIV (abcnews4.com)Pedophile Hunter Theater Videos: Pred who invited kid! Escapes in TINY CAR! And he won't stop! - YouTube(32) PvP Educational Catch Interview 150 Justin ARRESTED CRASHED CAR - YouTube

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creep off. This is a competition-based podcast show, where the hosts try to mask their search history by finding the creepiest creeps that ever crept. I don't know what today's category is, but you, the listener, then get to go online and vote for who you thought brought in the creepiest creep. We played a five points here. Then the winner makes the loser spin the dreaded wheel of consequences, such as riding a tandem bike together around town, or sending your gardener to Martha's

Vineyard. Last week on the show, Carl didn't have Vinnie, making it one of the best episodes I've ever heard. McBride, I assume won. I just, I voted for McBride. Yeah, no, no, no, clap. That's right. McBride did win.

But of course our topic last week is Vinnie wanted to shit on a dead woman and her grieving family. What a fucking creep, right? Speaking of those creeps, I think we have Carl and Vinnie coming in here. Yay! Keep it going for Carl Mennig!

Hey everybody! I've never started the show for the way. Holy shit. Ola Creepos! Welcome to the first ever live edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps, for you creeps. I'm your host, my name is Vinnie and joining me on stage today.

It's hot. Cucka, Carla! What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Here we are. Copy the Carlson, where we are every week. Yeah. It's very exciting. We actually do the show like 20 feet over there every Monday.

It's weird to be allowed out of that room when we do this. It is. It's also going to be hard to look people in the eye when I tell these stories later. I don't like what we do for a living. It's not good. Are you finally feeling bad about bullying, stuttering John? No, I love that. I'm talking about all the celebration of awful true crime that we do.

You guys like true crime podcasts? Good answer. Yeah, shut the fuck up Carl. Folks, we're going to have a creep off for you. Are you excited for that? Yeah. Let's do it. We are going to announce our category for today's show.

And today we are doing one that the listeners have been asking for for a very long time, bud. They've been asking for creepiest Carl and Vinnie. Yes. So my Carl is so creepy, Vinnie. Wait till you hear about... No, I was bringing creepiest Carl.

You're supposed to make creepiest Vinny. All right, I'll figure it out. That's fine. I'm not worried about it. You're pretty easy to beat. I'm not worried about it. I'll tell you what. You barely figured out the door.

Did you even beat Croge this week? I mean, I don't know if you're really a competition for me. nice shirt by the way asshole who's responsible for this shirt this this consequence has gone too far i will never spin the wheel again do we have to do this in front of everybody yes jesus christ so uh we're going to do that and uh we're going to announce the the uh the winner of next of last week's episode on our next show because the polls aren't closed yet is that what's going on Yeah, we fucked up. The polls aren't closed yet.

So we'll know. And we'll also be able to vote online at, what is it, Reddit now? Where the fuck is this voting? Somewhere. Agreed. Yeah, well, people were fucking cheating. I'm sorry for was making bots that are voting for Viti non-stop. I think his mom was creating bots, which is surprising.

So I don't even think she exists. Your mom is here. You better fucking be careful. Hi, Mom. We're going to be roasting your ass later. Oh, boy. Oh boy. So I see there's like some empty tables in the back.

We sold out this show a while ago. Did people like knock it in from Canada or something? They don't have their COVID test? What's going on here? Well, everybody who bought a ticket that wasn't, that isn't here tonight, sorry you're not here, but seriously, go fuck yourself. We're moving on. Who cares?

Works for me. I don't give a shit. So what we're going to do is flip a coin to decide which one of us gets to go first in the competition. Sounds good. All right. I need some help, everybody. is it tails never fails Is that true?

I don't know. It didn't work for Josh Allen. What do you guys think? I'm calling heads. This is the Kiwi Farms Cabberative Chris Chad Floyd. The official

ceremonial coin of the creep off. So you're calling heads? Calling heads? Yeah, feet never beat. It is tails, bitch. All right. Well, I guess it's your choice, then.

You want to defer or you want to go first? I'm going to give you time to think about your shit. I'm going first. All right. All right. You know what? I don't get to use a computer. I don't need to today.

I got my notes here. My creepiest Carl is a really interesting guy because he has a lot of similarities to this Carl. And there are a lot of things that I really wish that... Hold on one second before you go. Because everyone knows I'm nothing without my soundboard. I just have to do a sound check. This was working a second.

ago. And I just hit the ding sound. I didn't hear it come through. You realize this is cheating, right? He's just trying to ice the kicker right now, is what you're doing. Cheating? Hold on. Let me just make sure. All right. Very good. Let's get it going

here. All right. Joe, show me Vinny number one, please. This is my creep. His name was Carl Denke. This is the last. last picture of Carl, this is him and his casket.

Carl hung himself in jail after spending two days incarcerated, which is something I hope you might try sometime. I'll dabble. Why don't you dabble on by the wobbly stool store, asshole. Fuck you!

This guy, Carl, this picture is from 1924. He's long dead, obviously. and he died in prison he never had a criminal record he's an interesting guy his parents said that he didn't speak until he was seven years old

which makes him also superior to this Carl because this guy knew when to shut the fuck up he was known as a quiet spoken guy that's a little bit different he decided he was going to buy a farm and he bought this farm and he didn't know how to fucking farm and he lost it

pretty quickly he lost all of his family money. He was basically a black sheep. Why did he buy a farm if he didn't know how to farm? Great question, Carl. Why do you bother people on the internet? All right, fair enough. Thank you. Thank you. So, he bought this farm, and then he got an apartment.

Show me, Vinnie, too. This is this beautiful apartment he was able to afford after he lost all of his family's money. I'd be crushing so much puss if I had that place. Believe it or not, folks, this is the wood padlead from the WATP basement. This is it right here. So he made a living at a little market and he would sell homemade shoelaces and meat.

Germany sounds great. You can make hobbo chili with that. Yeah. Yeah. So this guy, he was making his way. I don't know if I'd eat the meat necessarily. Would you show me my next video number three? Zoom in on that for me, Joe.

Pop that. up a little bit. You know how to do the corners thing. You know what to do. Yeah, there you go, pal. I don't know if I'd eat anything prepared in that kitchen. I'm just saying. So, this picture was taken after he was arrested. Now, here's what happened. On December 20, 1924, he walked up to a young homeless guy whose name was Vincenz Oliver. His friend's called him Vinnie for short, and I'm not making this up. Homeless guy, yeah, that checks out. I don't fit in a home anymore.

I need two homes. All I can fit into is this great t-shirt. Now, this guy really reminded me of you. That t-shirt is a blanket, by the way. I want to point out, t-shirt. I can go camping at that thing. They use an embroidery machine to get this on here. It's amazing.

A fucking loom. So. He brings in Vinny to his apartment, to this lovely place, and he sits him down at this desk, and he says, I'm going to pay you to write a letter for me, okay? And the guy goes, yeah, I could do that for you. So he sits down with a piece of paper and pen on the desk. And Carl goes over to the corner and grabs a pickax.

Vinny's just sitting there at the desk being a good guy. He's just there trying to help him. And I kid you not, this is from the police report from 1924. the testimony from Vinnie. He said, when he sat down to write the letter under Denke's dictation, it began with the words, Adolf U. Faddy.

And Vinny laughed at this because, like, oh, good one, Carl. You know, Carl's always funny guy. Hilarious. And then he took that pickaxe and cracked Vinny into the head with it. But Vinny moved. and he got him right in the head

and he's bleeding all over the place he runs out into the streets screaming for help because he doesn't know what else to do the cops show up and he goes Danky the guy in there he's the one who did it

so they arrest him to take him to jail so he's in prison and he finds out after he's been in there for two days that the police are searching his house that's when he hung himself because this is the next thing they found oh boy

they also yeah that is is a spine. That is correct. That's a human spine. And they also found a really interesting journal. All these fucking assholes write everything down.

He wrote down the whole thing. This motherfucker killed 31 homeless people with the old Adolf you fatty trick. By the way, I was on Skid Row earlier this week. I don't remember it, but I was there. We could use that guy.

He'd come in handy. we do have a bit of a holdless problem but this time okay we're doing our part for tourism so

so call back call back going on so they go in there and they find out a little bit more

as they're doing the search could you show my next picture please Joe so this is pickled human meat if you're going to eat humans Pickled is the way to go from what I've read

Well, I'm not a fan of pickles I think we all know this But I don't know On people, pickle people? Yeah, the percentage of vegetables Too much for this guy Looks like he had some ribs for dinner Right here

And that these are hunks Of human flesh and skin Because that is how Carl subsidized his meat market not only that the shoelaces were made from the hair of his victims all right now it's making more sense

so there is something to be said for German resourcefulness we're like the Native Americans like we don't waste any part of the Buffalo right it's like very similar to that Carl he is absolutely dead and he is known as the cannibal of Munsterberg and uh Fuck that guy

Sounds like a Broadway musical The Cannibal of Munsterberg I'd go see that You'd star in it If only you had Musical ability Oh Oh

Oh I disagree Bo roast it The roast hasn't started yet All right That was I'm called for I guess it's your turn Buddy

Why don't you go ahead And take it away for me All right So I was thinking bringing Vinnie Paulino as the creepiest Vincent but instead I'm going to go with a comedian you know who

Vince Champ is Wait a second Vince Vince Champ Are you familiar with Vince? I am familiar with Vince Every comedian is familiar with Vince

fucking champ Vince Champ That's a good deep pick Vince Champ won $100,000 in 1992 from Star Search because he was such an up-and-comer as a comedian. He was coming up in her.

Yeah, there were some problems here. All right, this is the part of the show. Everybody drink where I play a clip from someone else doing my job for me because I just found it on YouTube. He was a black comic that was clean cut, smooth, and as white Hollywood likes to say, articulate. Looking at him might even have caused audiences

to compare him to Young Temple University alumni, the notorious Bill Cosby. The comparison of Vincent Vince Champ and William H. Cosby isn't that much of a stretch. Much like Cosby, Vincent Champ has been convicted for the rape of multiple women during his comedic career. That's right. He was a

straight-laced, clean comic. Who also happened to be a serial rapist? Two things. Number one, this is a goddamn live show. You didn't even bring a picture? You're just going to play YouTube clips again at the live show?

All right. Picture Bill Cosby but younger. All right, is that good enough? He's currently living in Nebraska, my creep, in the Nebraska State Penitentiary serving 55-year sentence, he will be there

for the rest of his life. And what he did was he came up with material that college students enjoyed. His humor was geared towards college students, and one agent told me he was so popular and personable that some schools invited him back three or four times. Smart guy.

If you're going to rape young women, you might want to be popular on college campuses. Pretty good idea. I'm always a fan of strategy But here's the thing here That's the wrong place for rape College campuses like there's a rape whistle Around every goddamn corner

Not in 1997 there wasn't Good point Let's talk about the first time this happened On May 6th, 1997 Champ was seen fleeing the scene Of an attempted rape at Pasadena City College He was arrested on May 7th, 1997 In his Hollywood apartment

While being charged with an attempted robbery In alleged assault The alleged victim was a 29-year-old student who was attacked while playing piano in a room by herself. Playing the piano, so he's into Asian girls. Okay, that's good. I can get that.

Was this an RIT? So that arrest, he went running out of the place. Uh-oh, whoopsie, and they arrested him for this attempted rape. So it set up a series of connections made in Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, Wisconsin. They noticed his touring schedule matched a series of rapes.

So they're like, looking at this, they're like, huh, you've been playing at this university, at this university, that's a weird quinkidink. I would have just, like, when they caught him with this girl, I'd been like, I'm a prop comic! So he was released on $75,000 bail, and guess what he did, Vinny? He went on vacation.

Ah, he decided to take a cruise in the Caribbean. Washington, D.C. He took a cruise at the Caribbean at a great old time. and then flew back through Newark which I never recommend by the way fuck Newark and when he got to Newark

he was arrested for the other rapes that he had committed and this is how he was doing it according to People Pill Champ followed a consistent pattern in his assaults he sought out victims inside

college buildings each time he covered the woman's head so they could not identify him he talked to them during the assault and he asked each of the women to pray for him afterwards The unknown rapist. How far are you going to go to the game show with that persona?

He didn't make the couch at Carson. No, he did not. Heidi Hess was one of these victims. And let's hear about her testimony on this. Hess also said, in her testimony, the method in which champ assaulted her. He talked to me the entire time he raped me. He was asking me a lot of questions about my past sexual experience. He seemed rather calm and oddly concerned that I was crying.

This testimony was consistent with several other instances of rape that happened between February and March and the Midwest. He was concerned she was crying. Are you having a bad day, sweetie? What's going on? I can tutor you on algebra. I don't know, what do you need? You think you just, like, kissed her on the top of the head after her. He's just like, have a better day.

So he was connected with eight total assaults. and he was arrested and I was already said he's in prison now but it doesn't end there with my creep oh no while in prison like a fulsome prison special he's roasting everyone in the prison

like Jeff Ross no not like that while in prison champ was further charged with indecent exposure masturbating in front of a female guard and two counts of felony assault after getting into an altercation with another inmate in which champ bit bit off a piece of the other inmate's ear

Champ would later plead innocent So he was Cosby Now he's Tyson He's doing it at all I'm starting to think this guy might have a problem Well Vinny I think I made a pretty compelling argument This week finally

I think whoever did the YouTube video did Who I will not credit I will not credit this person This is now Property of the three pop But I want to say the worst part about this guy. And the rapes are bad. Don't get me wrong.

I'm not a fan of any of that. But his stand-up material. I have a clip from 1990. He did a stand-of-spotlight on VH-1. You're going to hear a young and very fat Rosie O'Donnell. Bring this guy up on stage. This is great because the audio's not great. What are Rosie do now?

he explains how good of friends they are and then we're going to hear Vinnie Champ with his awesome material. Is it I.E. or why with this guy? It's, well, let's take a look. Way to do your research, Hamburger.

Let's see. What does this say? Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. We're going to find out a second. V-I-N-N-Y Oh, yeah, so just like... V-I-N-N-A-N-A-R-R-R-R-A-N-A- All right. All right, this is Rosie O'Donnell bringing up...

You know you're disqualified. How dare you? His name is Vincent. Isn't that your name? It's creepy as Vinny. No, it's... Is this guy fucking... I went out of my way to find a goddamn cannibal

who spells Carl with the K. He's always looking for a fucking loophole of this guy. Because you can't win on Merritt. You have Rosie O'Donnell clips. How can I fucking compete with that? And to that, I say... Thank you! All right, let's check this out.

You guys are great, you're hot, and we got a very funny man coming up to the stage right now. A friend of mine, we work all over the country together, and he's here to make you laugh. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Vince Champ. Oh, we're hot tonight. Oh, we're hot tonight.

It's good to be here. Start things off by saying I right away kind of consider myself quite different from most black comedians because I have a black girlfriend. So, you know, I am. Ooh, oops. People got that back there.

I really do consider myself quite different from most comics. I'm a stand-up comic travel great deal don't drink or smoke can you believe that do a little heroin on occasion but it's a wacky world we live in by way Brian McBride's write that down he's like this guy's no longer too hurry I can use that

New Age Dayton's getting expensive everyone's dating we're married right here right is that right we're a married couple Dayton's getting to get expensive I can see why people go ahead and get married cheese 75 bucks for dinner 50 bucks for drinks and dancing 10 bucks for the motel that includes a hundred bucks you got to pay her i mean you know i can get up

yeah sure yeah sure new era we're living in scientists are predicting that in the 1990s all of her home appliances are going to be talking back to us home appliances talking back to us kind of scary big your vacuum cleaner getting real mad at you one day you want me to suck what it is kind of funny these rapists always hide in plain sight kind of funny how he's talking about like, it's so expensive to date. I wish there was a better way. That's what I'm saying. He's like, I don't want

to pay for dinner. I don't want to go dancing. Like, well, yeah, there is a better way, I guess. It's literally for this guy, it sounds like he's sending up an infomercial. And for just 1295 with three easy installments, you can learn my way to get laid. My kit comes with

a mask. Talking points. Soft sold shoes. and a map to piano players' houses. Follow your ears, folks. All right. So you can vote at our Reddit site to see who I brought the creepiest creep this week.

Yeah, come on. See, this is what he does every time. Come on. This is what annoys me every time. Always selling. Always be closing this guy. ABC, Carl. Yeah.

Not ABK. Always be chewing is actually what he's doing. Who's the Zing King now, Chris? Look at him go. So, folks, I think at this point in the show, what do we got next on the agenda? Is that our voicemail segment? I guess.

Or is it the scum parade? Scum parade! Hit the music, Carl. Scum parade, all right. I wasn't ready for that. Sing along if you do it. The Scum Parade These are my peeps

The Scum parade It's nothing for creeps The Scum Parade I'm parolandit show I would not like to welcome a couple friends to the stage for the Scub Parade Ladies and gentlemen You know I'm from Weird Medicine on Sirius XM

Can you please welcome Dr. Steve, everybody Get over there next to him. You'll be happier. And ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the most hated co-host of the history of WATP, Justin Brown. Thank you. Right there, pal.

You know what, I changed my mind. Go over there near Carl. Dr. Steve. back over here. You can adjust that there. Justin, Justin, feral fucking human. Watch your head. Watch your head.

Good joke, Carl. Thanks, buddy. I'll be here all night. We are going to start off today. A great story about a registered predatory offender. Now, he was in his neighborhood, and can you believe it?

He got offended by someone having an anti-pedophile bumper sticker on their car. The nerve of some people, dude. I mean, I thought we were an inclusive society. Well, I feel the same way when someone's got a New England Patriots bumper sticker. I am enraged by that. Fuck the Patriots.

Cool. Let's talk about it later. Dan Francis Michael responded by shooting out the window of the vehicle displayed the provocative bumper sticker, which read, Shoot your local pedophile. It's a fun sticker. We're going to have those. the merch table on the way out. Stop by and see Freddy

and Bukaki Queen. The 42 year old Princeton man is facing up to five years in prison after being charged with first degree property damage and a drive by shooting with a dangerous weapon. It's a pretty gangster move for a pedophile, don't you think? This guy's breaking a lot of

stereotypes. He's like the first cholo gangster pedophile I've ever heard of. They usually keep to themselves and don't want to be noticed, right? Joe, you got a problem with me fucking kids, I say? I'll fucking bang on you, bro. The owner of the GMC. Arcadia called the police

reporting the three windows of the vehicle been shot out. Video surveillance showed a truck pulling up to the victim's vehicle at 11.30 a.m. on Thursday, February 3rd. There's no audio of the gunshots, but you can see the windows blow out in the car, which is always a lot of fun. Hold on a second. There's another part of that story. Okay. That you did not read that I found very interesting.

What part is that? He shut out two windows. drove around for six minutes and then came back like he was thinking to his head is like did I do enough? I don't think I've set the message I think he was overthinking it a little bit that's the problem with pedophiles it's never enough they're always like oh maybe I'll come back for more like no you got away with that and here's the thing

with this nobody would have known what the fuck this guy's point was right because until they caught him and he said oh I was mad about the bumper sticker I shoot out windows all the time yeah nobody like when he goes to when the guy walking out to his car, and he sees all of his windows broke, and he's not going to go,

goddamn pedophiles. Would you want him to leave a note? Like, I mean, he would have made more sense if he just wrote, Brad Lives Matter on the fucking dirt on the back window, would have made his... That's the most offensive thing you've ever said. Disavow.

It's the name of the episode. You're all witnesses. Ha ha. The victim reported that the car The cost of the repair of the vehicle came to over $3,000. What a lesson. Don't provoke pedophiles, I guess. Yeah.

It's like Opie losing his side mirrors. It's very traumatic. Whoa, $3,000. How will I ever get by? I would love if that was Opie's car. He wouldn't be funny enough to have that sticker on his car. Doggy, the pedophiles got us again. Zoinks.

Like, I don't know, doggy. funny if you left a car seat as a threat you know he could have just jizzed out of baby blanket and stuck it to the windshield he's a bad influence on to you biddy

I'm just going to sit down now you stay right there you're a part of this you're an accomplice let's go to Singapore shall we I got a pervert alert here. This is a this is a brave guy. How many

people here are dating in this room? Where are the people who are dating? Where are the couples by applause? Let me hear you. Where are you? Cool. Tell me this is not the ballziest motherfucker. It's shocking how many single guys are here, but a man pressured his girlfriend to take obscene photos

of her mother. Wait, wait, wait. This guy's into older women? Gross. I didn't know this was called. The Dudes Are Awesome podcast. Hey everybody, welcome to Dudes Are Awesome with Dr. Steve. You ever fuck your mom

at a physical? And that's the way the news goes. The defense said that this case was, quote, bizarre and weird, and I will tend to agree. Here's some details. He threatened to kill himself or beat up his girlfriend

if she did not think of ways to satisfy his sexual desires. Kill yourself. That would be my answer to that. Like, all right. Hey, I pick A. Those are the two options? Yeah, right. What a spectrum

of choices. Either I kill you or we go on a nice afternoon walk. Seems like an easy choice. I agree, Justin. On Thursday, September 8, the man was sentenced to 20 weeks in jail after he pled

guilty to a count of compelling his ex-girlfriend to commit voyeurism in relation to her mother. And another count of threatening to disseminate obscene images and recordings of the girlfriend. So what he did is he got the pictures from the girlfriend, and that he's like, I'm going to release these unless I get some sweet

titty shots of your mom. Right. Nice. Anybody ever tried this move? I'm just curious. Show of hands. Show a hands. You guys... Okay. A couple.

A couple. So, my pages are stuck together. Shocked. I wonder why. All right. Well, the next creep is getting. I know I should have let Brian McBride hold him. The man had been romantically involved with the victim since 2018.

During their relationship, the man filmed himself having sex with his girlfriend with the latter's consent. About five times a week, the man pressured his girlfriend to send nude pictures of herself to him. apart from the threats of killing himself or beating the girlfriend, he also warned her that he would post the nude photos or videos of her online if she refused to give him to his demands. Now, face with the man's threats,

she did it. Man. Good girl. And ladies and general, welcome to the coolest girlfriend award podcast. This must have been some gross nudes, dude. Listen to this shit On one occasion The girlfriend secretly took a photo

Of her mother Whose chest was uncovered After she showered at home The mom comes out of the shower And the cell phone's like Just sneaking in through the door Yeah What was that

What was that movie with Polly Shore That was like that? Nobody saw that That movie with Polly Shore Dr. Steve Damn So afraid of the threat The girlfriend contacted

strangers via the mobile application Tinder to ask for sex because he also started demanding that she fuck other guys in front of him. Surprise and turn? It is. It really is. I feel like this guy's trying to be in control of situations and now he's absolutely being a cuck.

It's ridiculous. I don't think I like this guy very much. He sure does beat off a lot though. Got to give him that. You better go get some hot dick or I'm going to ruin your life. Guys turning me around on him, honestly. So she reported the incidents to the cops, and he deleted the obscene photos and videos

and related messages to her. But he's still under arrest, and he is facing lots of time because it's Singapore. Well, it's funny because at first he was getting the photos of his girlfriend nude, and then he's like, that's not enough. Now I need your mom. And I'm thinking, like, Singapore is mostly Czech. Chinese people.

I looked it up. Are they that different? That can't be right. No, 73% are Chinese? Are they that different? It's just like, oh, yeah, there's a Chinese. Oh, there's another Chinese girl. Like, just pretend it's your mom.

I'm glad that this lady went to the police. There's probably an app for it that will age her 20 years or whatever you need. This was going to escalate and get crazy because that it's going to be like, now set up the Tinder account for your mom. Yeah. She's just going to fucking knock out the door one day. She should have went to play out for the. The joke, I agree. Yeah.

Fucking women. We love all the women, by the way. So much. Guys, I swear to God. Poodoo Cherry India, folks, this is a fun story. Dr. Steve, you read this story and we're going to get into some medical facts here because...

Yeah, now I understand why I'm up here. Yeah. I'm just enjoying the show from a different vantage point, but... At least someone is. This story is fucked up. Go. It's hotter up here than that lady's mom. A 42-year-old woman in Pud Cherry Town, India,

allegedly poisoned her daughter's 13-year-old classmate by spiking his soft drink because he always got better grades and did better in extracurricular activities. God damn. They really want people to be engineers over there, man. You think you're going to the call centers? They will stop at nothing.

The woman's name is, you could show a, Scum 2. That's her, ladies and Jonathan. Oh, I want you to pronounce her name. I was waiting for this part of the show. What's her name? Biddy? Take your time. Saga Yahari, Victoria. See, he does it with confidence.

That's my problem. Whenever I try to pronounce these names, I'm like, he just pretends he knows it. It's because your fucking teeth get in the way of your tongue. Good point. It's a good point. Also, the microphone and people in front of me. Yes. So, during the school's annual

function that they had at the school, I don't fucking know what it was. This story was translated from India. The woman told one of the watchmen that she was the mother of the student that she poisoned and went over and handed him a bottle of something to drink. A soda? Tap water from India.

Yeah, right. Which will also kill someone. Yeah. Justin might have a point. Dr. Steve, I asked you to try to figure out what she used to poison this kid because this kid fucking got very, very sick and died within 24 hours of drinking what this was.

Well, tell them what she said that she thought she was doing. Get bossy now? No, he's right. He is right. Put on your sexy nurse outfit already too. The woman told one of the watchmen that she was the mother, asked him to hand over

two bottles of soft drinks to the boy after he took part into the event. The boy drank a bottle but started vomiting once he reached home. His parents took into a private hospital where he underwent treatment returned home, he fell sick on Saturday and was admitted to the government general hospital where he died Saturday

night. Before that he told his mother that he felt sick after consuming the soft drink. She sent to him through the security guard. Now his mother realized that there was some foul play lodged to play with the police. The police zeroed in on Victoria.

Saga your heart and Adi Victoria. That's how I would have done it. All right, thank you. The police said she admitted to handling over two bottles of soft drinks laced with quote, traditional medicine which causes diarrhea. Oh, well, accident. There you go. This kid died

from diarrhea. He wasn't going to make it long anyway. He wasn't long for this world. Especially in India. Yeah, right. They drink diarrhea in India. You're not going to survive very long. Pretty sure it's a delicacy

over there. Monkey braids with diarrhea, sir. This is horrible. Would you like some diarrhea? Okay. This is horrible. He was doing so well in school. So he died later?

He died within 24 hours. Took him to the hospital. He was dead by Saturday morning. Then he's home and then he got sick again. Is that common? Yeah. With diarrhea? This is the worst.

Are you the diarrhea expert? Yes. Go ahead, Steve. The worst fucking laxative in the world. I don't know what in the hell she gave him. but I actually tried to find the toxicology report. I could just, I just took the room. Overachiever.

This guy's an overachiever. It's annoying. It's just a complete, it's not like he found it. Yeah, right. Right, there was nothing there. I have no idea what she gave him. Are you saying they don't keep good records? I think she was lying.

She's saying, yes, so I was just trying to give him diarrhea, but she actually poisoned him to them. kill him. I mean, it's really fucked up. I thought it was a funny diarrhea story, but now Dr. Steve has made it more like serious and not as fun.

Like, your mom's here. Mrs. Hamburger, you would never poison one of Carl's rivals, would you? You should? Come on, mom. My mother would poison anybody I asked her to. I just want to point that out. It's a good mom right there.

Your mom sucks. I know. That's what cross the line. No, it was still your a poo impression, but, you know, it's all right. We're moving on. Last story for the scub parade. You guys ready to meet the creep of the week? Scub 3, baby.

It could be someone in this room right now. Purple. Look around right now. If you see this man, tackle him now. Okay, this guy. Wow, Mount Pleasant, South Carolina. They arrested it last Thursday. He's accused of breaking into his ex-girlfriend's house.

More like Mount Unpleasant. Am I right? Come on. Come on. Come on. I'll bring the walls. I got this. You could vote for Vinny at Reddit.com.

Fuck you. Well, he broke into the house and he damaged some of her possessions, some really irreplaceable possessions. He took her dead child's ashes and threw them in the garbage. In his defense, she probably needed to get over it.

Right? Like, move on. This is done now. Do all the seas. Do all the seasons turn, tur, turd. Yeah, she sounds like she was probably pretty cool, though, right? Joseph Oberleys, 33 is facing charges

of first-degree burglary, and destruction of human remains. If I was a lawyer, I'd be like, he's already dead, Gerada. What are we talking about here? Yeah, the destruction was making those remains, I would say, personally. Why do we go arrest the guy who cremated this kid? Correct. That's the problem.

Let's take fucking Paul Behrer to jail. Everyone drink, wrestling, reference. Do it. I mean it. I'm watching. So a security camera captured the man, later identified as Oberleys, approaching the door of the home, entering a code, walking into the residence shortly before 3 a.m. on a Saturday. Minutes later, he was seen walking out of the home just after 4 a.m.

He's seen walking back into the victim's house. He isn't seen again until he leaves at 7.52 a.m. The victim who dated the suspect for several months until early summer of 2022, trespassed from the property on August 23rd, according to the report. She told police that while he was in the vacant home, he damaged her flat screen TV with a hammer, dumped the ashes of her dead child into the trash

and she's very upset because here's the real problem she had joint custody of the ashes so now there's an ex-husband who's like you couldn't fucking take care of the ashes it's like when you have an ag when you're in like kindergarten and you have to like take care of it over the weekend

we're going to fail health class because you couldn't keep track of a dead child he puts the urn on top of his Xbox every other weekend Wow That's pretty good It's my turn for visitation We were going to go to the zoo

The woman says Oberleys has no idea That she had her children Wouldn't be home at the time And that she fears that What would have happened If he was present when he did this Oh, wah-wah

It could have been worse It wasn't Get over it My guess is Assault with a hammer Yeah, right Yeah, that's a pretty good guess right now. Your TV would have been fine.

They would have just cleaned your TV off at the estate sale. He was there for a long time, though, for just those two things. I imagine he was cranking a couple off around the house. Dr. Steve's not a yes. That's a medical fact, I know now. That guy was clearly doing that. So Jason Obelies is our creep of the week. Thank you for a joy to scub parade.

Awesome. No clue. Thank you, Dr. Steve. You are a mensch. We love Dr. Steve. One more time for him. Dr. Steve, everybody. Looking up toxicology reports.

We got to keep this show moving. We're having too much fun. Okay, we're to do a couple of voicemails. Where's Tucker Dixon and Brian McBride? Get up here. You got the voicemails ready to go, Carl? I do. I think we have a sponsor for the voicemails.

We do. The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought you by the City of Syracuse. Syracuse, the only place that makes Rochester look like Dubai. See you in Syracuse. So, this microphone was at the perfect height for me. All right, let's do some voice mails. Carl, we ask the listeners to roast us to get everybody ready for what's going on. So here's the best you assholes could do.

Hey, Benny, this is for the roast. I want you to know, first of all, my mic sounds like shit. I am thriving right now, so if these jokes don't land, I do plan on veering into oncoming traffic. Personally, I want to congratulate you and Coral. Carl, you've been keeping up a great show, despite all odd. I know your numbers took a big hit once they started arresting those January 6 protesters, but I digress. Maybe he'll start plugging the creep off more, Vinny.

That's good for you? Anyway, you guys are fantastic. I'm going to keep this short and sweet like Vinny. once he finally loses and likes the diabetes thank you fuck you bye all right

that was a good call it was under 45 seconds I love it I tried to keep them all under 45 if you left if you thought you were going to like leave some long ass roast you're dumbass you told me two minutes though I only have like

eight seconds worth of jokes let's talk about it later let me know when you get to him and that's why he's the roast Never will. Next one's mouth. Carl, you're a fucking loser. Hope you enjoy having your tires slashed at your roast.

Wait. This looks a lot like my rental. Stop! Keep them coming. All right. Let's keep going. Hey, Carl. I've got a little roast for you.

You want to start winning the fucking competition? Stop recycling all the content you can. I don't understand what I'm not. winning, Vinnie. I brought in Stuttering John. I brought in clips from my other podcast. I mean, these are all my fan's life these. I don't get it. It doesn't make any sense to me.

How about you bringing creeps and not just stuttering John every fucking week? You've pretty much beat that one to death. In fact, you've beat it so hard and so long, you should go in the creep off Hall of Fame for the longest

abuser. Fuck? Messed out up. What happened there? thank you fuck you bye I think that person's confused about which shows or which on that one well either way I do beat a dead horse

don't get me wrong I'm not arguing with that part but I don't think I'd bring settling John as the creep to the creep off yeah I think there's only been one person it was a crippled Jesus brought stuff that's right yeah so we had a and that guy's all fucked up I thought of that

by the way speaking of crippled Jesus I'm doing a show in Detroit in a couple weeks and I reach out to CJ I'm like hey you want to come to the show he's like I moved I'm now on the west of Michigan. I'm like, yeah, you came to Chicago. Like, you're in a chair. You can't, it's wheels on.

You can't get to Detroit. We have two weeks to the show. Start rolling now. Right. Have you seen Back to the Future? You grab out of the back of the car. It takes you wherever it's, all right. I don't think you could grab the car. Worst case scenario, put up a sale and just go. Right. Yes. The wind actually blows

that way. Yeah. I don't know how sales work. Apparently you can go either way, but it sounds confusing to me. All right, let's keep going. Hey, fellas. This is Jesse. Charlie Lister in Arkansas. Just hoping I'm not missing out on Vic actually being there and cloned up her into the bargain with Vinny, a hazard showing her jug at the roast. Anyway, Vinnie, I have always found it amazing that you were able to take a mormant or whatever butt-toothed one-one creature Carl is, shave it, and teach it human trace and how to speak English. That can be your co-host on a Z-grade podcast. but I'm even more amazed that you had Carl Slaughtered

and tossed us into something you could put on a teacher by now thank you thank you thank you bye the hardest part was teaching him how to Google

true crime YouTube videos that is true and pull the clips that is true I didn't know how to research creeps I had no idea how to do that well keep them moving we're killing this segment aren't we

Hello Rochester I hope people clapped That would be really awkward But Vinny's forehead is so big That it makes his gut look small Thank you I'll be here all week That's an exaggeration joke

That's why that's funny That's pretty good I like it All right last one Some people say That Amber Heard's testimony Of being violently penetrated By a broken bottle

was the most painfully terrible acting performance ever recorded. However, I put to you that receiving that broken bottle is less painful than listening to Carl's repeated attempts of acting like Chrissy Mayer is actually funny. Keep trying, Carl. Close and strong, baby. Close and strong. There's my boy Pat Dixon over there.

Laughing. All right. We're going to see McBride and Tucker back for the roast. Thank you, my man, for coming up. McBride, good job, get lost. Yeah, we got a roast coming up still. What's next on the docket, Vinny? You're running this thing.

What are we doing? Coming up next, ladies and gentlemen, it is a fun segment we only do on Patreon. We're going to do it live for you today. It's time for WATC. Who are these creeps? Which I am happy to tell you is going to become a part of the show.

It's going to be a new segment on the creep off where we do, who are these creeps? He said, you know what? I even made a stinger for it, Vinny. You did work? Yeah. Check this out. All right. Creepos.

Nailed it. All right. It's so simple and good. I want to bring Trucker Andy up, everybody. All right. He's four cores in. I want to bring Croze up, everybody. They did a number on that mic stand,

ain't they? It's funny. We booked a bunch of people have no idea how microphones work. It's amazing. Gandalf cursed it or something. Let me explain out who are these creeps work.

So one of the major genres of podcasting is this thing called true crime, which, why did you use the word true? Wouldn't we assume that? I don't know. I'm going to have a make-believe crime podcast. Make-believe crime is kind of stupid. Anyway, that's just a novel.

So we're doing a true crime podcast called Wine and Crime today. Is anyone familiar with this show? Let me start off with this intro. This intro dares you to listen to the rest of their show. This is a two-hour-long podcast, mind you. You are listening to Wine and Crime. the podcast where two friends

fail at this chug wine chat true crime and unleash their worst Minnesota accents why are we so slow What is this garbage?

How do they have a podcast? This is bullshit. Before we go any further, I want to explain something. This show has 8,658 patrons on Patreon. Compare that with Justin Brown's old podcast. This show has 8,657 more patrons than Justin Brown's old podcast.

Save it for the roast. This is a very popular show. When are podcasts going to stop doing this shit? It's like an improv crutch. Let's try and predict what the other one's going to say. And it never goes well. It's always fucking annoying. It's cringe.

Yeah. Yeah. It's the way I would put it. Right. Kroes, you pulled some clips from a different episode that I listened to. I did. I'm sorry, I set them up and then I started talking over him. I'm not going to asshole.

This is a show hosted by Kenyon, Lucy, and Amanda. The most recent episode, there's no Kenyon. So it's just Lucy and Amanda. Well, then this, you can't judge the show fairly. I know. I usually try to be fair. Good point. Croge, what did you pick up on?

Try the intro to this one, my number one. And here they cycle through a few accents to really give you a range of their acting abilities. Oh, good. The podcast where three friends chug wine, chat true crime, and unleash their worst minasolten accents. Oh, yeah. And I bet there will be some mid-Atlantic old-timey accents. I have to try to remember what it even is.

Don't make me sing. Goodness gracious. Oh. I could possibly wash my own hair I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair And they got show tunes They got it all They also do a thing where they repeat each other

My number two is some of that And good luck folks, holy shit Classic Hollywood actresses Starlake Oh jeanus Right Mules Mils

on car jobs I hope a true crime happens to all of them I can't tell who I hate more the host of the show or anyone who listens to it I think I'm more angry people actually listen and support these people I'm angry I don't care if you listen to it I care that you're giving them money holy fucking shit everyone in here who doesn't have a successful

podcast shame on you what are you doing these people are making a living for podcasting I went on their sponsors page on their website. I couldn't scroll that far. I only have such a big monitor. I couldn't get through all the sponsors that they have. I sure you ordered a bunch of shit. They both sound like Francis McDormon from Fargo.

And I'm just wishing they all got stuffed into a wood chipper. Yeah, I couldn't tell who was who? Because there's a really fat-sounding one, but then there's a really fat-sounding one. Oh, I'm glad you brought that up. I brought a video, Joe, that I want you to play. So on their Patreon, they do this 30-sounding. second video thing to tell you like, hey, support

our Patreon. And so we get to see who these women look like, and I want you all to focus in on, they have cartoon versions of themselves. They think very differently of themselves than how they actually look. Play the video, please. You are listening to Wine and Crime, the podcast where three friends

shove wine chat through crime lay in a pool of her own blood. And Amish, there were, Minneton, Asked men. Get it.

Yeah. Get after it. Are they triplets? This might be too much to ask, but can you find the part where they show their cartoons and pause it there? That was shocking. They're the hottest girls I've ever seen cartoon-wise. Are you trying to tell me that Sailor Moon in reality is like a three? Yes.

Is that what we're going to learn? Eye on flux. Not as hot as you think she is, apparently. The real Jessica Rabbit is Rosie O'Donnell. Right. So that power puff girls If they grew up and got jobs All right

We didn't get it All right that's fine We don't have it Joe That's fine We were close It's very short on the video In Joe's defense You know what would have been cool

If you did It was just take a fucking still picture of it No no I'm unforgivable You're fired The fuck out All right so what these women do Is they try to make jokes out of everything Oh really

And the episode I listened to Do is all about engineering And so they say this woman Jen So they do categories on their podcast, too? Yeah. They try to make a joke out of the fact that, like, Jen, I guess as a listener, is an engineer. And this goes very well. So is it possible that Jen is an engineer?

Is that what you're saying? I think so. I love it. I read the email a while ago. Engine Jen. Engine Jen. Engineer. Engineer.

There we go. Greg Kinnear, the engineer. It's funny. Well, I don't think it's funny. Thank you, Alex. It sounds like Adam West Batman trying to solve a riddler riddle. I got a zinger for you.

My number three is a joke I didn't even get. Maybe you guys can explain it to me. What I am drinking today is the Spinelli Montepucciano di Abruzzo. Oh, my husband loves a Montepucciano. It is so good. He does. also I'm still not convinced your husband's not Italian

wow that was pretty good that's a pretty good one it cracked everyone in the room up I mean they got something going on I have an example of the funniest joke these people have ever heard in their lives I'm only going to play the punchline and I'm going to tell you the setup does not matter I promise you it does not matter

listen to lose their shit over this punchline Rome wasn't built in a day Okay, that was a good one. It was a fucking ponderous, man. Ponderous, fucking ponderous. After she got that reaction, she explained how she came up with her joke. She went through, she's like, the reason why I came up with that's because of that.

All the best jokes have to be explained. Of course, yeah, wow. I'm getting very strong and heish vibes from this. Yeah, I am so cringed over here. regret agreeing to do this segment. This is a segment you don't like? Yeah. Let's get back to atrocity.

Holy shit. Oh, no, we're there. We're there. We're on it. All right. Well, you don't have a good podcast unless you talk about the weather. One of my favorite things to do is to discuss what's going on. It's supposed to be real nice this weekend.

Here anyway. I hope it cools down again because I'm ready to not sweat as much and I've been walking a lot. And my walks are very sweaty. Yeah. That's gross. We saw what they looked like, right? Why are they talking about sweaty walks? I like to think that she goes out walking and her neighbors come out.

Like, oh, look at Rade. Yeah. Why don't you bring an umbrella? Oh, that's sunny. That woman breaks a sweat jamming the Capri Sun straw into a box of wine. The goat! Fuck's sake. I have to say

everything that comes out of this one woman's mouth the other woman laughs at which I wish I had someone like that at my show all right Andy you're hired here's an example just a little blurb about this wine

originally cultivated in 17 BCE before Christ's even by the Romans before Christ even by the Romans to supply wine for their troops There's been no laughs. What do you mean?

None. Amanda laughs more than the Joker. Yeah. At this point. If the Joker had a Minnesota accent. Yeah. Like, turned me around. Even Stavros from Comptown.

It was like, all right, calm down. It's not that funny. Let's settle. The whole first 15 minutes of the show is them, it starts off with this like loose chat about nothing, and then they obsess over the wine that they're going to drink. Yes. But before we open the wine, I got this story to tell of my number four.

Another thing I love about this, is that it's a twist off. God bless. So shall we crack? Let's do it. Also like two seconds ago, or not two seconds ago, but two seconds before I started doing my wine segment, I reached for my lotion. Because once again, I saw it, and then I just went, oh, and I put it down, and I waited.

So now I'm noticing how dry my hands are, and it's, like, bothering me, so I'm going to open this out. Great story. Compelling and rich. Now, listen, I know we have a roast to get to, but I really want to talk to you guys about a moisturizer that you have to use them. Croh's nose hand lotion people

and Kleenex I don't know why that work These three women Never made me put my lotion away Who prepares? Sorry My number five They finally get the wine open

And it is the greatest Moment of joy These women have ever had Here we go Oh A little skrik A can a squeak Jesus

Nice crack Nice crack I'm gonna have some of my lotion too. Purple. Same lotion. And they're all talking over each other.

One lady's still going on about the fucking lotion. And they stick. My number six, I'm sorry. They continue with the lotion but this fucking laugh talking,

I can't even tell what the fuck she's trying to say. It sounds like she's having a diaphragm issue when it's about to pass out. And now it's Lucy's segment, so I'm going to put on my lotion.

Yeah, Lucy, what's our background in psych and lotion? There's really not any psych, but. Or lotion. Tell me you're in your mid-30s without telling me you're in your mid-30s. My hands get joy.

I was on the scooter for an hour. All of us, we've been lotioning our hands for way too. It feels really bad. It's like the one small joy in my day. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah.

What is going on here? Thank you. Greasing up and drinking the pain. way, Jesus. All right, so this one woman Amanda, her job is not only to laugh at everything anyone says, but also repeat it.

She's one of these people who hears the punchline. She's like, oh my gosh. And then she tells you why it's funny. After Harvest, the wine rests for eight months, same. In stainless steel. Same. Yep. Yep. We heard her.

We got it. And then the These women are very excited about snacks. I know, you're shocked by that. Salt and vinegar potato chips. Oh, yum. Yeah. I'm guessing anything before the word potato chips,

they would have been freaking out about. Like, whoa, that is an amazing sack. And do we have any people here from Canada? Canadians here? Who's booing Canada? What the fucks? What just happened here? We're all friends.

I didn't say Mexico. What's going on? I blame Canada. So I have a question for my Canadian friends. Catchup potato chips? Delicious. Garbage. I'm glad you clip that because they start going down

like a laundry list of things that you can pair wine with. Like, oh, it's steak dinner or chicken. And then they get to salt and vinegar chips and they're all like, oh. They have multiple orgasms. It's like, okay, well, we see what stage is. in life your aunt.

Yeah. They're literally talking about Riesling. Yeah. Which is like fruit juice. It's not real wide. Carl, these people are talking about fucking twist-offs and lays.

I know. Yeah. I know, but you should be at the show. You'd fit right in. Yeah. Salt and vinegar chips. Are you even pouring the wine into a glass while you watch below deck

and eat salt and vinegar chips on the couch? Fucking losers. Home run, call me a home run. All right, Gros, back over to you, buddy. What did you pick up on? I only have one more clip, my number seven. So they go through all the fun part,

and then they get to the meat of the show, and it's a book report show. And this lady reads, I'm not even fucking around, a 40-minute book report about the most, like, basic shit about old Hollywood and filmmaking. It's a set up there. It's a murder show about, like, old Hollywood murder. Do we have the whole 40 minutes?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys got time, right? You guys got time. But 10 minutes in she says this And it fucking blew my mind So that's my only boring part I promise, it gets more interesting So that was a fucking lie

Thank you Tyler All right Well done, Kroche I'll give it for Krooge So yeah Kroge Most people hate him But he's all right Now everyone boo Andy

No okay So what I appreciate about these women Is how focused they are when you get on a podcast you're going to do two hours on a true crime event you need to be like into it and really paying attention do you carl yes and i'll show you an example you're a fucking doctor yeah that's intense you need so oh my god i see that fly on the back of your microphone gross where there was a fly under microphone and it doesn't end there they come back to this 10 minutes later so if you're a civil engineer you might be like in a, it's not a union for, like, union purposes. Do you see the fly again? I see it. I see it.

Now it's gone. Just let it tire itself out. It'll take a nice long nap. Okay. It's like a three-year-old. Yeah, because flies get tired. Run it out. A bumblebee.

Sprite out. Oh my God. Okay. Do you need to take a break? No. We're going to, we're going to, this is incredible audio content. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It's great. Looking at a fly. This would be a good time to subscribe to our Patreon. so you can see this happen. Nope. Moms are so good at podcasts. It's like a three-year-old, right? No, it's a fly.

It's not that exciting. All right. I did make amazing content for our podcast. That's a good point, yes. Thank you for that. I have two more clips real quick, starting with a science lesson. And what I think of these Minnesotans,

I think science. Yeah. Important sources of energy include fossil fuels, so this includes coal, petroleum, gas, et cetera, wind, sunlight, falling water, and nuclear fission. The fucking, if everyone listening, I was almost going to say, if anyone here, anyone here in this audio space has not been to Niagara Falls, you should go. And there's like this, the Canadian side. It's the better side. But there's like all this information, there's like a museum basically there about the power.

Hold on. Hold on. I have to defend my Canadian friends. The Canadian side is the better side. Who is supporting the American side of Niagara Falls? Have you that people never been to sundowners? All right. Let me finish this clip because she explains what's fun to do on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls.

But there's like all this information. There's like a museum basically there about the power grid that they can power. from the falls and it's really incredible she's going to the Canadian Niagara Falls to learn about the power grid all new strip clubs

casinos there's so many better things to do in Niagara Falls and to learn about science they got ketchup chips there and they're wasting their time in a fucking museum fucking ketchup chips blow ketchup is not a flavor it's not a flavor

Vinegar is a flavor Barbecue onions, their flavors I like how she said Nuclear fission All foxy Oh you like their accents You might want to subscribe to their Patreon

That's what they do You can see what happened with the fly Last clip This is not going to be a good payoff For the plane in anyway Let's learn more So here's a fun fact for you The namesake of Mount Everest

Which apparently is pronounced Everest, Everest, or I, well, whatever, I don't know. I found some alternate pronunciation. Okay. Anyway, it's named after George Everest, the Surveyor General for the British Empire

in India. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? Guys, what children's TV show did fun fact come from? Guys, facts are not fun, you know what's fun? Drinking, fucking, cocaine, learning, not fun. Not fun.

nothing I would classify as fun in there at all. So I want to say I made it through the first 30 minutes of this podcast about true crime. They talked about wine. They read a hate email. And they talked about facts about engineering. No true crime at all, 30 minutes in. We are going to take this on tomorrow on WATP. Pat Dixon's going to be on the show.

We're going to talk about wine and crime. Figure what the fuck is going on with this shit. It's terrible. So you did a whole thing to plug WATP on this show? Vinny. I'm a marketer first and a podcast or second. I would beg to differ. All right.

Thank you, Crohn's and Andy. Give it up for them. They'll be back for the roast. I have been waiting for this for a while. folks. We are going to do my favorite segment. It's time for Pedophile Hunter Theater. Oh!

I'm literally looking at it. Like, what are we doing now? I forgot. Okay, cool. So let's get some very special guests to join us for this. There's one man who really should be here because we love him to death. It's producer Chris. Producer Chris. Hey! And joined

us, an amazing performer. You know him from the New York City Crime Report. Please put your hands together from Pat Dixon. Love this guy. Thank you for coming all the way up here. Pat Dixon, folks. Thank you. He's got nowhere else to go. That's true. He lives here now. We are actually going to start in Canada tonight. We are going to start up in Toronto. Stop it with this shit. There's going to be a fight breaking out soon. We're pulling the shirt over the guy's hat.

What's a solid boot? Now, I hope everybody can see the screens. We're going to start off Joe with my clip, P11. He said he has this small car. Like, I don't know what he's talking about. Like, it's a special name. I don't feel like going back into the text right now and read it. So basically, I'm looking for a small car.

Now, this gentleman, is coming to meet a 14-year-old girl from Saint. Is she hot? I mean, that's crazy. That's terrible. Yuck. And he's going to meet them at that gas station in Toronto. And the only thing that our pedophile hunter knows

is that he is going to show up in a small car. And boy, did this guy not disappoint. Clip two, Joe. Oh, no. What kind is that? That's pretty cool. What kind is that? Uh, I

can't remember the grand name of it Okay Did they even come with license plates or no? Nope No, no, that's cool, man Yeah, you don't really need a license.

How many clouds are going to come out of that thing? Yeah, right. Can I take a picture? That's cool, man. I'll pause it, Joe. In his defense, if I had a Zamboni, I would drive it all over too. Okay.

Kids love that shit. Kids love that shit. They don't need leg, don't care about legroom true once a 14 year old commits to fucking you she's in well look at this

pussy mobile this guy showed up wow the gas mileage though that is impressive so I really like with the the hundred in here because he walked up and pretended to be interested in this stupid fucking car he knows who he is now he said I'll be there

in a small car so he starts to continue the catfish That's what to point out, if you're going to try to describe yourself, maybe Toronto Raptors would be the thing that you would say. A small car. Small white car. You could walk up to a civic and not know. If you said, by the way, the Toronto Raptors logos on the side, that would be a better description.

He's just knocking on the, the kids knocking on the windows of a Toyota Yaris. Yeah, right. All right, clip three. So what's your name again? Roger. Roger. Hey, Roger, can I have a chat with you? Just the chat, man.

I don't want to, I don't want to call the police. I just want to have a chat with you, okay? So polite. So why do you think it's okay, brother? And I'm just filming for our own protection. So you can't tell the police I touch you, okay? No, no. Roger, Roger, I just want to chat with you, Roger.

Roger, I'm not going to do nothing. I promise. I'm going to call the police, Roger. He's gradually getting away. Roger. Roger, just chat, Roger. Like the fucking win. Roger's gone with the wind.

Just tackle him. Pat, we could push that thing over, right? Yeah. Zero to 60 and never. Sir, don't me walk quickly. I don't have time for this. So what you're about to see is something that made me spit coffee

all over my desk. I'm sorry to bury the lead. Clip four. She's 15, Roger. You can't do that. Roger. You can only get so far. Shame on you, Roger.

She's only 15 old, Roger. Roger. Roger. Red line. I'm reporting. Head you are, just the cops will go there, Roger. The cops will show up, Roger. So that law he obeyed.

I was going to say. Stop it. That's the law he cares about. Roger, Roger. Officer, I'd like to let you know that this man was here to meet a 14-year-old, and he did not have a license plate on his pedophile mobile. Or a car. On his ped pod.

Whatever the fuck this thing is. I think it's a phone booth. It's a car you can wear. So this guy got away. He reported everything. Now, I only have a jersey that it is to a car. Hey, guys, let's talk about something fun, shall we? Joe?

Let's talk about meth, baby. Let's talk about a yes, sir, re. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things, meth and see. Let's talk about meth. That's a great jingle. So, uh, let's start with P2.1. We're going to look at some chats between this gentleman and what he thinks is a 13-year-old. old boy. Oh, you didn't say boy.

Now it's weird. Oh, disgusting. It's just got real weird. Yeah, it's off the table. I felt the whole room, like, ugh. Yeah. So he very clearly says things to the effect of, I want a person to fuck me while I'm high on meth. Good censoring the word fuck there.

I got to say. Yeah, what is that word? Who knows? Petophiles, you know, as much as they want to know kids, they really don't understand what gets the kids excited. Right. It's like, hey, you want to go try math? Let's go, kids. It's going to be great. Yeah, start with Skittles. Work your way up to math. He asked some questions like, what's your real name? And he says, no, don't you know anything about cybersecurity? So he's trying to be kind of careful here. He says, I'm not going to tell. I'm cool with being friends and gaming.

But like, you got to get me so drugged up to breed me. And he goes, breed you, which is the proper response, even though this is adult, you know, you know catfishing this guy he explains it's a term for raw sex to ejaculate the vagina or the ass hence that's why it's breeding so this guy's you know he's being educational for the

you fucking know all about this shit pretending he might ever ejaculate into a vagina he also he also explains that he wants to fuck bear back that's not good next show me the next this is going great

he also talks about acknowledging the age of consent with this kid now uh we're gonna whoa whoa is that true you go to Missouri you guys have to someone 14 to 18 it is the show me state so we're doing a live show there yeah I know whoa the creep off goes to St. Louis

all right so let's meet our creep here he is high as fuck out of meth in the middle of the supermarket Okay. Hey, what's that going on, man? Hi. How you doing? I'm good.

I am currently looking for my fiber. Your what? Fiber. Yeah, because I got a poop. You got a poop? I'm constipated. I've been constipated. Yeah?

Yeah. Hey, man, you want to have a conversation? No, thank you. Hey, man, I can involve the police or we can have a conversation. You want to have a conversation? You want to turn around and talk to me? I got to find this person. Hey, bro, I can call the cops right now?

Can I know? Because I'm constipated. We can just have a conversation. I'm actually really constipated. Sir, please. Can you actually let me get my supplements so I can actually go home so I can poop and Ashley so I can poop well? I've been going to have, I've been having constipation.

Okay, pause it, pause it. If you're going to have an excuse, that's a pretty good one. Okay. I haven't pooped in a while. Can you let me go? When you need to go, go. Have a hurt. Promise to be meeting an hour, though, right?

So it's very clear pretty quickly that this guy's assholes bed pounded like a musket. What an asshole! I'm just going to get that out of the way. Let's keep it moving, Joe. Whoa, you got butt-slash. I didn't have a constipation for four or five years that I'm bleeding so much that I can't help it. Why are you doing this to me?

Can you, like, tell me? I don't think it's the constipation causing the bleeding. Yeah. And that's not even Dr. Steve up here. Yeah, Dr. Steve, your thoughts. I'm going to come back up here for this one. He's in the right aisle. Thanks, Dr. Steve.

He's a pharmacist now, too. It's amazing. Notice this fucking little weirdo isn't in the condom aisle. All right, next one. But right now I'm filming just to have a conversation. But right now, you're stopping me from preventing me to be healthy. Look, bro, I know why you're here. No, not.

I'm here for one. Notice he goes, no, I'm not. No, I'm not. That's why you're here. You want me to call the cops? Can you help me find? Do you want to call me? Do you want to call the cops for me?

Why don't you want to call the cops for me when I'm trying to find my fiber pills? I know why you're here. Why am I here? My 13 year old little brother. Who is that? I don't know who that is. Dude, he's touching his face more than stuttering John. Who is that?

I have no clues. Yeah. Who? What is wrong? It's for cancer patient who did his keyboard. Ah. This guy's weirdly open to just some guy with a camera in the drugstore. Yeah, right.

That's what I love about America now. Everybody's a star. All right, keep it going, Joe. Do you want to have an honest conversation? Do you want me to call the police? Can I get my stuff right? Are you high on meth right now? No, I am not.

No? No. I want to go home. It's almost 12. I have a car you to go to. How old are you? Huh? How old are you?

Me? Yeah. I'm telling you why. I guess you're your boyfriend. Why are you here to meet a 13-year-old baby? Why would I do such a thing? Why do I have your picture? Why?

I don't know. Why do I have your picture? Why are you being so mean to me? Is this you? Okay, folks. Hey, buddy, is this you? Pause it. Pause it.

Okay. The next thing we were going to see is the picture that he is going to show this gentleman. We're going to show it to you. It is blurred, but I just want you to give you a good idea. I would hope, Jesus. Yeah. We're going to show you what he showed this gentleman to get the reaction. Hit the next one, Joe.

Yeah. See, we're classy. We're classy. Right aisle, wrong hole. Okay, so he then shows. He says, so, hey, man, why do I have this picture on my phone? And he gets a wonderful reaction. Next clip.

Why do I have a picture of you? What is it? Why do I have a picture of you? Oh, my God. Why do I have a picture of your ass? Why do I have a picture of your... This guy's here to meet a 13-year-old boy for... And to give him crystal meth.

Oh, my God! This guy's here to get 13-year-old boy crystal meth. What is happening. This guy's here to meet a 13-year-old boy and give him crystal meth. This guy right here is here to meet a 13-year-old boy and to give him crystal meth. Watch us. What's happening? I'm trying to find you...

Do you know where the fire the pills are? Call the cops. For those guys. you missed it. Security just comes up and says what's going on here and he stops and goes, do you know where the fiber pills are? Yeah. Do you know where I can find the fiber pills? I really need

those. The fiber pills, are they here somewhere? Yeah. You guys notice the Coors light in the background. It doesn't help for good decision making. Oh. All right, keep it moving. Next clip. This guy's here to meet a 13-year-old boy for... Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't

touch me and don't put your hands in front of my camera, bro. Who the fuck are you? Stop! Stop! So this kid... This guy's here to be a 13-year-old boy for... Get in front of my camera again, bro. This guy's trying to recover for the pito. You don't have permission to film your camera on here.

Who the fuck are you? Who are you? This is a... Who are you? Get the fuck out of my face! Sir! Get the fuck out of my face, bro! Those are your voice, it won't help you anything at all, sir.

Who are you? Sir, you need to leave. Who are you? You need to leave. Hey, buddy. Get the fuck out of my way. I love confrontations like that. You need to get out of my way.

Pause this for a second. This is a legitimate situation. There is a fucking tweaker there to come and fucking rape a child. And he's not the one making a scene. It's the other guy. Everyone working there is like, dude, you're fucking up our shit.

I make 12 bucks an hour Canadian, which is nothing. And you're here fucking up our shit. And you get the fuck out of here. Confront him in the parking lot. Like a normal person. Let's keep it moving. Call the cops.

This guy goes running back because he really needs the pooped pills. I don't know who I'm rooting for anymore. Yeah, I know. Why is this happening? Why are you hearing me a 13-year-old boy?

Why would I do such a thing? Then leave. Go home. Can you let me find my fiber pills? Oh, your fiber pills. Where's the fiber? Where is it? Why don't I have a picture? What?

You got it. You got it. He did it. Yay! It's like price is right. It's funny. I said I didn't know how I was rooting for it. I just found out how everyone was rooting for it.

Yeah, right. The product. You know, go to the next clip, Joe. We'll keep it moving. So you should decide who's weird here. weird piece of that's a guy who's got a shit look at him go please do I'd rather die

trying to meet up a little kid no go go petto go yeah I could not do that if I had to poop Running paddle, running Free, see the paddle, see the running

paddle. You know, when he runs and screams like that, I do kind of want to fuck him. The most dangerous game. You're slipping into his DMs. Did you just say slip into his BMs? That would have been funnier. Pat Dixon, ladies and gentlemen.

Carl He once asked me on an episode of The Creepoff, he said, what is the right thing to do when you're meeting a child and you're confronted like this? And I said, why do you need to know? I was asking you for a friend. But the answer is, not this.

Do not go running, screaming with your arms over your head through a parking lot. And you know why? It's because that is a... Yeah, give it away. Yeah, give a way. It's a pedophopo. I don't want to get into etiquette

Oh shit A pedophore pause the name of this episode officially All right, next clip Now pause it I don't think this guy's okay to drive And I'm not saying that because he's Asian But that does factor into it It factors

This guy is now behind the wheel This is a very dangerous situation go ahead joe let's see what happens next oh my god it gets even better hey joe throw it on slow-mo for everybody All right. All right, you can stop, but it's on repeat. Okay.

So what to do now? Let's find out. Next clip. Oh, my God. Whoa, hit and run, call the police Call the police Hey and run, call the police Call the police

Call the police Oh, uh, uh, uh, okay Okay, okay That got scary there for a second This is why we always say at the show Don't go confronting pedophiles Correct Just shoot out their window

We learned that earlier. Okay. Next clip, Joe. Let's find out how this man is apprehended. Call the police. Be careful. His concern is touching. He's very constipated.

He can blow at any minute. Yeah. Just call the police, guys. I got the tags. Call the police. Call the police. Call the police. Call the police.

Call them yourself. Call the cops, bro. I got the video. You don't need the video. Just call the cops. Get it. Get it! Tockel is done.

Oh! We need a hero! He's to the 35, the 40, the 45, the 50, the 50, he's down. Time on one more time. It's slow motion. Yeah. The defense is the... Bro.

Defense. he got half of what he wanted that night can I make an announcement real quick certainly drugs are bad you shouldn't do drugs thank you Mr. Mackey that is the lesson today don't do drugs don't do drugs

well do the good drugs yeah all right let's find out how this all leads let's take this bad boy home what do you think he gets taken to fucking jail it's a happy ending folks

by the way the one thing they have in jail is a shitter so he's in luck I like to think that when he ran into that rock he just thought okay you got this by the way Tokyo drift has never went to better what a great movie

so that is this edition of pedophile out of theater Thank you. Vinnie Paulino, fighting the clips, everyone. Thank you, producer, Chris. Now, folks. Okay, so folks, here's what's going to happen right now. We're going to get ready for this roast.

Who's ready for a roast? Freddie. Purple's still with us? Are you blackout drunk yet, Purple? You know what? Purple wants us to do something. Do you have a pen? Uh-oh.

well then sit back down purple i didn't mean to draw attention to the hat my bad he's got a ton okay what's going on purple come up here and tell everybody what you want to do guys come to change the stage please i'm waiting for my stage crew thank you can i leave now actually you got to sign this for purple so folks let me find out real quick you came from montreal who else came from out of town here tonight by applause where are out of towners wow wow whoa in the back Where'd you come from? I'm with that guy. Fuck the bills. I'm with that guy.

Fuck the bills. Hey, what do you think about Tom Brady getting a divorce? Purple. Who's the best thing for it? Who's going to marry his son? I like that. That's a good call.

Carl, Purple wants us to sign his stuttery job ticket. This is the guy who snuck into the black box theater and recorded Stud Joe's stand-up. Purple is a fucking hero. I've been to sign it for you, too. Carl's going to go grab his roast jokes. Where am I signing this? All right.

Eat shit. Vinnie. P. There you go, pal. Love you, Purple. You're the best. Here's your pet. It's a comedy.

the Carlson Pett. Keep it as a souvenir. So I'm going to set this up real quick. You got a creeper pour? All right, do it. Let's do it. Come up. Creep a floor. What's your name? David. David, yeah. So, my wife has a half-brother and a half-sister. The half-brother was using the half-sister's iPad for homework and shit like that.

Anyway, half-brother found a bunch of homemade porn made by Half-Sister and started selling it online. Half-Sister got a message on Instagram, I want to buy some more of your content and found out about Half-Brother doing it, also found out half-brother was making homemade porn with his underage

girlfriend and selling it. That's a creep report. That is a creep report. One more time for it, everybody. Can you guys do you say we're giving a what-up for shoeless gill over here? I just want to make sure Hey Creepos, hope you enjoyed the very first live edition of The Creep Off. It was a lot of fun for us.

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