The Creep Off - Episode 132: Craigsfist.com

Episode Date: September 27, 2022

This week Karl and Vinnie memorialize Tucker Dixon's epic roast bomb by making their nominations for creepiest male stripper: Karl debuts his new segment "Who are these Creeps" and we prove why our show is better than "my favorite murder": In the Scum Parade we meet a robber with bladder problems, a Hawaiian man who likes to forcibly share his meth and the worst Pastor ever. Find your links to vote, buy merch or get access to bonus shows like the "Roast of Karl and Vinnie" right here @thecreepoff | YouTube | Linktree Scum Parade stories:Polk County man demands money, urinates on victim, deputies say | WFLAWoman Accused of Pushing 3-Year-Old Into Lake Michigan Near Navy Pier Charged: CPD – NBC ChicagoHawaii Teen Was Allegedly Shackled in School Bus Before Amazing Escape (people.com)WCSO: Pastor raped special needs woman (lmtonline.com)

Welcome to the creep off. This is a competition-based podcast where the host, Carl and Vinny, bringing a creep of a given category, and you try to figure out who brought in the bigger creep, or you just vote for the one that you hate the least. After five losses, the loser has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences, which includes funny consequences, such as getting a job in fast food for a week, or trying to play an MP3 off a USB stick at a live show. Anyways, I don't know what the score is, because everything's really screwed up right now, so good luck. luck out there. Also, last week was the live show where Carl and Vinny brought in the creepiest Carl or Vinny, which I felt like they both missed an opportunity to bring in a creepier Carl or Vinny. Now for the bad news. After my epic bombing at the live show, my time here on the creep off will continue. I'm so sorry. I can't go out like that. Anyways, Tucker, out. Attention parents. What you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for

some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Coo-cook-cook. Hambergin I ain't going to have it.

Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola Creepos. Welcome to another edition of your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps. For you, creeps, I'm your host

The All-Leak Creep. The People's champ. That's me, Vinnie Pee. And joining me in the studio today. It's hot. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Great to see you, my friend. Pal, I'm celebrating.

Glorious. We put on a badass live show. Oh, okay. I didn't know what you were celebrating for a second time. I was about to get angry with you. Yes, our live show is fantastic. You're traumatized by the last wheel spin. I know.

You're like worried something's going to pop out of summer at you. But no, we did it. We put on the most amazing live show in the history of live shows. Are we getting good feedback on it, Vinny? Dude, we're going to listen to some. some voicemails later people seem to really enjoy it so i'm very happy that that is all past us have they got the ac fixed in the club yet is that working now probably what if i told you that it wasn't broken at all and someone did not accept the the person who i told you to blame

yeah didn't know how to set it out are you kidding me unbelievable it's a sweat box in there I've never felt worse about something to my life, actually. This is a great start to a show. Okay. Sorry. Sorry I brought it up. It was warm in the room. It's all right. When they did the creep off in the road. It's fine, man. That roast was hot, baby.

It was hot. And if you want to hear it, you can listen to it on Patreon or you can now listen to it on Supercast. Very good. Yeah, we have a supercast now. We do. Cool. Yes. It's a lot of people have sent an email asking for it. And then Ronnie from Syracuse at the live show came up to me. He was like, hey, man, would you just fucking do this already?

And I was like, sure, I'm sorry. He shamed me. Yeah. So if you don't like Patreon because they kick off some creators over the years for ridiculous reasons, then you can follow us on Supercast, get all the same bonus content. Yep. You'll get all of it except for the videos because they only have audio over there. Sorry, guys.

Well, you can post the videos now. You can put a link. They have posts now on there. It's gotten better. Good. Oh, great. So then I will definitely try to update that and get that stuff in there for you. All right.

So that being said, one other quick announcement before we go. It is Halloween time. It's coming up. And we have a brand new t-shirt that's available now at htb kickass.com. It is the zombie, Carl, and Vinny shirt. Check it out yourself. If you want to get one, support the show. We'd appreciate it.

H-TB kicks ass, right? Kicks ass. Yeah. That's it. If you want to check that out, visit the site. It's up there now. Now, Carl, we need to recap a couple of things very quickly before we get into today's competition and boy is it going to be grehe easy i'm so excited to do a show with you again

especially after the live show and then we like we topped that off with doing one of the funniest watps ever where we talked about stuttering john and we celebrated you beating his content strike yes we did a beer on the balcony episode which he believes is using his copywritten material but that is not the case john you lose again ha good day sir it was just so much fun what haven't we done in the last two weeks carl is my point what haven't we done i know but let's with a lady i don't know i guess i guess there's a list that might be your problem pal so uh here's the results of the last two episodes because when we did the live show oh yeah that's right not an asshole and uh the live show it looks like uh mcgride beat vini when i wasn't here correct

viny was last place yep that is true and then vini beat me on the uh live show up i'm everything out back in the studio. Hold on. Did you say what? Vinnie beat you? Big. Dead. Big.

Big. Super Dix. Oh. Super Kitt. I'm bringing back the elite because it's just a lot of fun. Cool. Today we're going to do creepiest male stripper in honor of Tucker Dixon's fuck up at the roast. I did not even know what he was trying to accomplish, but it's very funny.

So I found out from an unnamed source that he was trying to keep this a secret. from me that he was bringing a male stripper producer chris right yeah no it wasn't Chris maybe it was dr. Steve okay or maybe it was Brian McBride it was definitely one of those two Tucker I'll let you figure it out either way he said to me they're going to be bringing in a stripper to dance on carl and I was like hysterical so I was ready to jump off the stage which is why I chose to sit on the one yeah I was ready to go, and I was going to leave you to take the brunt of that. Okay. But Tucker couldn't get out of his own goddamn way and realize that you and I are the ones

who ran the show. All he had to do was give me his thumb drive before the show. He was standing with us when we were getting set up. We wouldn't have listened to it. We would have listened to it. I would have listened to it. I never listened to stuff out of time. I like to be surprised.

But Tucker, for whatever reason, decided that he was smarter than everyone else, didn't follow anyone's directions and thought that we were just going to on the fly, be able to pull up a file and pull up a file and play it. Yeah. Not the case, my friend. I have actual audio of his set. Splot!

Yes. His set created refugees. He bombed that hard, Carl. I actually have audio of Tucker's set. Fucking the Russian army's trying to recruit him. Way to go, Tucker. Oh, boy.

So, today we're going to celebrate male strippers in a fun way by pointing out that they're probably mostly all creeps. correct yep interesting way to make a living what's your favorite part about a male stripper don't say the cock ring that underwear looks comfortable yeah they do have nice underpants out there yeah the underwear looks comfortable that's on point that's about it so here's what we're going to do we're going to uh start out of one nothing what's the score right now so right now i am up

two are you have two and the guests have one is that what's going on i believe that's accurate shit i got to yeah you got to bring it today so bring it today baby Maybe. So I'm going to start this off. Hit the bell, my man. My creep today, his name is Stephen Donald Lemery. We're going to go down to Atlanta, Georgia. He was a male stripper who danced under the name Steve Lang at a place called BJ Roosters. Oh, yeah, I've been there. Yeah, Cheshire Ridge Boulevard in Atlanta. He was targeted by an investigation in January 2011 after a young man ran screaming into a McDonald's for help. now that man was screaming out of a McDonald's for help but whichever yeah get the fuck out

lines quicker yep this guy was one of Stevens victims he was from Alabama and he was sex trafficked to Atlanta Georgia now let me tell you by the way I hate traffic I that's why I don't like L.A I hate traffic of any types even sex traffic it's interesting that a term like sex traffic is as you so negatively it sounds like the best form of traffic really if we're getting into it. That's what I was thinking right like half of that sounds really good. Yeah. None of it's good. And I mean the way trucker Andy talks about it, it sounds great. Yeah, exactly. So this guy, Steve Lemery, was using social media, Facebook, Instagram, MySpace as well. Well, actually, you know what? It was Facebook and MySpace mainly because this was

2011. So he got four male teens, some who were minors as young as 15 from Georgia, Alabama, and South Carolina and meet up with him for sex. Now I'm going to show you a picture of him. What's great here, you're going to enjoy this, Carl. This is his mugshot. This is the picture he put on social media. Yeah, okay. Cool wig, you bald douche. Yeah, that wig sucks too. It's so fake looking. Yeah. He lied about his age. He was in his mid-30s and he was telling him he was like 20, 21. Sure. And these young teenagers were showing up. Now, at his trial, a lot of things came out. these kids would go to his house they would meet for sex only to have lemory lock them in his bedroom closet they're like i'm already out of the closet i don't need to be in here i'm just saying i'm answering your

social media post buddy i mean this is a real closet case am i right yeah full of them today buddy he then forced them into prostitution probably not a great thing to do considering that these kids were as young as 15 years old well if you want to make a profit it once they were in the house though their cell phones would go missing they were not allowed to leave he would basically shoot them up with drugs give them alcohol and then would

subject them to all kinds of fun sex acts for him not so much fun for them why do you say that what makes you think it's not fun for them these are gay teenagers who are going to his house to have sex and he's like all right good news not only you're going to have sex with me you're going to have sex with everyone and here's some free drugs so far this seems like a win

win win I don't understand what the problem is Carl this is a lose lose for these poor boy's buttholes. They knew what they were going to get to. Well, not only did he perform the sex acts on them and then toss them back in a fucking closet. He also used them to produce porn that he was selling. And again, we're talking about teenagers.

What's right? Are they camera shy or something? What's the problem? Everybody wants to be a star, not these boys for this. So, according to the indictment, he had forced them to masturbate to produce sexually explicit and materials that he used also to create ads. You're going to force teenage boys to masturbate?

Wow, that must have been tough. Ah, gosh, I'm just not the movie. You see how about you want to jerk off when you're shot up with drugs and locked in a closet? I think that's the only thing I'd want to do. But I'll be so bored with it. Keep going. Shooting fucking dust.

So. It's a fun mental image for everyone. He would then use that material to put ads on Craigslist to sell the boys. Now, the DA said one of the victims testified at trial. By the way, is there a gay Craigslist called Craig's Fist? Because if there's not, there should be. It's the name of this episode, Craigsfist.com. All right. Perfect.

One day in January, Yeah, keep going. One of the 15-year-olds was sold for sex in order to get money for gas. So, quote, Lemery could take him home. He's like, yeah, man. You got to go turn this trick so I could get the gas buddies so I could drive you back to your parents and you could go back to a normal life. kids like all right

so he goes with him and he's taken to this house where he's told that he walks this is the quote I walked in and there was a black dude that just grabbed me pushed me down got on top of me held my arms down the victim said then he

had something that he was using to burn me on my back I don't know if it was wax or plastic or a lighter but it burned and left marks he described a struggle to get away from that from that dude then an older white dude comes into the room and attempts to rape him while he laid out the floor he was able to wiggle free from him got out of the house ran screaming to a goddamn McDonald's best part of this story

he gets to the McDonald's lemory our boy stephen finds him in the McDonald's and he's like hey man did you get the money yeah and he was like what the fuck I didn't get paid for anything I ran the fuck out of there and immediately called the police now Here's the wildest part of the story to me. That dumbass was doing this. And he had a roommate. Okay. Lots of roommates.

He had his ex-wife. I guess the sex trafficking wasn't paying the bills, then, apparently. He had his ex-wife. Uh-huh. Her boyfriend. Their children. Weird. And then this person named Christopher Lynch, who was a drag performer,

who went by the name Pasha Nicole. Here's a picture of Pasha. Hot. Looks like Michael Jackson a little bit, doesn't it? Towards the end, he gets arrested. The roommate, Pasha Nicole, ladies and gentlemen, is not going to miss a chance for the spotlight. It goes all over the news.

I helped the investigation. I showed them where the closet was. She just pretended to be an innocent bystander who lived in the house and had no idea that this was going on. Now, again, he's drugging up children. He has them locked up, and he's pimping them out. to other people for sex.

In these news interviews, he says, aided the investigation against Laramie, but all of a sudden out of nowhere, one of the victims goes, what the fuck is it talking about? We should be a funny thing to say if that was what they actually said. During this time, this kid goes to the cops,

the LGBT community in Atlanta is selling free Pasha shirt because she gets arrested because she was also pimping, out the kids to other people. She was arranging her own fucking shit and then taking them to the other people. Are these shirts still available? Can I get one? I'm going to get you a free Pasha shirt. I'd wear that.

Lynch was arrested and charged with human trafficking of a minor for sexual servitude. Two counts of sexual exploitation of a child pandering by compulsion and possession of drug-related material because she had a crack pipe. The roommate would stop by the closet to get his dick sucked too, took

photos and videos of the sex acts and pimped them out. Lemurie's found guilty of six counts of human trafficking, two counts of aggravated child molestation, one count of enticing the child for indecent purposes, and one count of pandering by compulsion. 80 fucking years in prison for my creep today, Stephen Lemory, and his roommate Posh and Nicole received a 30-year sentence after pleading guilty to two counts of sexual exploitation and pimping a victim under the age of 18. Fun story, buddy. I got nothing.

Full disclosure, when I was doing my research today, I found the same stripper and started doing a little research. And then I went back and I'm like, wait, what did Vinny say he grabbed? And sure enough, Vinny had already found this guy, but I found an even better one. I'm actually glad that you found that one because I have Justin Calhoun. A stripper in Florida was arrested for allegedly stabbing his boyfriend in the eyes. Oh! And jamming a broken piece of wood down his throat following an argument. Are all male strippers gay?

Is that what we're learning? Well, this one's interesting. Because I didn't think they were. There's a twist of this one. Authorities in Key West said that they were called to a home early Monday morning following a report of domestic dispute. When officers arrived, they found 67-year-old Mark Braun with a piece of wood in his throat and suffering from stab wounds in his eyes. That's pretty brutal, getting stabbed in the eyes. Oh, no.

Not a fan. He was airlifted to a trauma center in Miami in serious condition. Justin Calhoun, who works as a strip. admitted to police that he attacked Braun. He told authorities he and Braun got into an argument after he accused Braun of being a cannibal. That's something to argue about, I would imagine. That would do it.

That would start a problem. That pissed me off. I'd be like, that's libel and slander. You, my friend. I've committed a crime. You'd think you could get away with that? Without having legal ramifications? You're out of your fucking mind. He's the dumbest person.

Police said Braun responded to the accusations of grabbing a gun and firing it, but no one was hit. Calhoun then grabbed the weapon from Braun and allegedly tried shooting him, but it jammed. Authority said that's when Calhoun grabbed a pen and stabbed his partner in both eyes. Calhoun then inserted a piece of broken wood into Braun's mouth, stood up and stopped on the piece of wood to lodge it further into Braun's throat. He's jumping out of a piece of wood and grabbing into this guy's throat. Oh, no.

Brutal. Just not a... Why am I laughing at that? It's terrible. It's a funny image, though. I mean, yeah, it's cartoonish. All right. So then Calhoun continued to attack.

Grabbing a dresser drawer and beating the injured man over the head with it. Calhoun said he then grabbed some money, a dress to wear, his backpack, and jumped out of the bedroom window while naked before police arrived. So he didn't even have any clothes on. He just grabbed a dress, grabbed a bunch of money, jumped out the window. He was arrested and faces a charge of attempted second-degree murder. right. That was the original story. Fast forward. What happened, Vinnie? Tell me, please. I'm fascinated now. That was 2017. So, the QS murder case ended in a plea deal that left the killer with a life sentence instead of the death penalty she was facing if convicted a trial. Yes,

you heard that right. It was a killer. This brawn did not survive this attack. And I did just say that Justin Calhoun goes by she now. Justin Calhoun, 20 years old. Yeah, that's what I was really confused by. Yes, 28 years old, remember his boyfriend, 67, who identifies as a woman pleaded no contest to first degree murder and was sentenced to life in prison without parole by Monroe County Chief Judge Mark Jones. His lawyer used Kaden as part of her name in a court filing. On August 14th, 2017, Kaden, Calhoun? Yes. What is it with, all, everybody's got to have alliteration. Yeah, it's fun. On August 14th, 2017, Calhoun attacked Mark Braun 67, and Braun's home on 12th Street, stabbing him in both eyes with a pen,

forcing a piece of wood down his throat and beating him with a dresser drawer. Braun, who owned a scooter rental company, died the next day. Caden Cahalhoun, Justin Calhoun, made it off with more than $10,000 in cash. He didn't just grab somebody. He grabbed $10,000 in cash. That's a good chunk of change. More than 100 hydrocodone pills prescribed to Braun and almost an ounce of cocaine. And then let Braun keep the doorstop that he fucking stuffed out and fucking throat.

Holy shit. This guy's running out. he's got hydrocodone, he's got cocaine, he's got $10,000. If he hadn't just murdered his roommate, this would have been a good day. Yeah, he could have just, like, not argued with him. Calhoun, who said she and Braun. Eat people. Go ahead. Yeah.

Calhoun who said she and brought had a sexual relationship. On Thursday also pleaded no contest to robbery and was sentenced to 15 years. She will serve the sentence concurrently. Lawyers for Calhoun in 2019 argued that Calhoun's use of deadly force was justified and afford to stand your ground self-defense law. But Jones denied the motion, writing that Calhoun was in a maniacal state acting out of fear, not acting out of fear, but out of rage.

When jailed... You're eating people without me? When jailed, Calhoun identified as female and was placed in a private cell in a male section of the county jail on Stock Island. Calhoun's attorneys said their client was in the process of transitioning from male to female, how convenient. Carl, when you're going to prison. Let me ask you a question.

yeah if you knew you get a private sell out of it oh yeah that's a that's like i'm carla i'm hot carlo carlito whatever i'm picking one hey i'm venessa nice to meet you calhoun remains in a private cell in jail records listed thursday calhoun is still listed as a male so apparently they're not buying it because he is in the male prison but he does have a private cell because he's He's currently transitioning. So how many people did this old guy eat? Yeah, see, that's not clear. That part of the story is not clear, Vinny.

But that's a fucked up relationship right there. Did not end well. So that is my creep. Justin Calhoun, creepiest male stripper. Ladies and gentlemen, you're going to get to decide this. I'm not even to have to argue this one. I already know I got it. You could vote at Reddit.com.

The links are on all of our social media and at the creep office. com. Carl, do you want to do some voicemails before we get into our new segment? Sure. All right. Let's go to our voicemail segment, which is brought to you by our good friends in the city of Syracuse. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse. Congratulations to Syracuse for making the top 25 coaches poll this week. It's the first poll. It's quite some time Syracuse is made that doesn't include the word worst, least, or Ebola. See you.

in Syracuse. Are they top 25? I know they're undefeated. I guess they are. Apparently, uh, former Miami dolphin son Orande Gadsden Jr. is having one hell of a season for, uh, the orange. Who cares? Why'd you bring up that detail? Well, because I just wanted to bring up the Miami Dolphins and how they beat the shit

out of the fucking Josh Allen. You know, I want to say this about the dolphins. What would you like to say? Victory yesterday is very impressive how they're able to beat the Bill's practice squad by two points with a mixed, miss field goal in there too. Well, I would point out to you. The bills were playing guys who will never see the NFL ever again. That was their entire team that they feel. That's how good they are. And the dolphins barely got by. I would just like to point out that your most important part of your team, your strongest squad, was on the field for 40 minutes. Yeah, right. I can only put up how many points? Dominated time of possession. And how many

points could they put up against our defense? Because we took away the big place. I'll tell you what, buddy. The best case scenario for you is that you get to play in Buffalo two more times this year. They'll both be losses. good luck i'm enjoying this week but you know what car luck the rest of the year i do have luck you know why i'm going to show everybody something that i picked up this week yeah this is very exciting i have a new lucky charm i put this on right before the game now carl you know how you sit in my desk in there i do you know how you shed teeth sometimes yeah sure yeah i found this one and i had it dipped it's my new lucky genuine carl's tooth that I put on right before the game and uh

cheer to saw to victory I'm gonna keep it right here next to my heart yeah I can tell that wasn't a legit victory I could tell there was something supernatural about it Josh Allen what the fuck happened with that play where he decided to rip off Christian Wilkins helmet he got the guy grabbed his dick did you see that they're on a football players on a field and a big dolphin scrub of players the dolphins were playing so dirty in that game they were leading with their helmet and this is not a gay thing. There's a lot of helmet to helmet contact more so that I'm comfortable with in a football game.

Never got called. Then this guy There was a lot of helmet to helmet contact just like that closet that my guy had in Atlanta. Then the guy runs across the field, doesn't catch the ball, runs into a Bill's defenseman, and they call that a personal foul. The guy was trying not to make contact with trying to get out of his way.

They officiating was garbage. Josh Allen ripped a player's head off and was not thrown out of the game. Yes, the referees were garbage. And, you You know what, dude? What the fuck happened to that pussy quarterback are yours that he's fucking in the huddle? He's like, somebody touched my dick. Oh, Josh Smash.

How do you, what a baby? What a pussy. How do you react to that, buddy? Nobody grabbed him by the dick. He made it up because he was losing and he was so frustrated and being such a cunty baby. There should have been offsetting penalties, personal fouls, and you know that. Let's not get into it. Oh, you.

Let's not get into it. Aren't you glad we didn't watch that? together yesterday. There were a lot of text messages flying back and forth. There were. Some fun ones. But I just want to remember everybody. There's only one person in first place of the AFCs and currently it is. It's only one person. One team. Fuck me, man. I stop. I forget what my co-host is. If I misspeak, this fuck is right there. It's because you're a wrestling fan. Do you think everything is like a guy? You're like, ah, my guy won. It was my favorite squadron. All right. Here we go.

Hey guys That roast and live show I got to listen to It was fucking awesome I wish I could be there But anyhow For your next one I hope you do more I'd like to say

Think big And by think big I mean think really small I'm to Grand Junction Colorado That's where I live I will buy you beer And everything else is legal in Colorado Thank you

Fuck you bye Are horror is legal in Colorado, Carl? I'm just curious. I don't think so. I don't know. Pass. Hard pass. Next.

Hey, Carl and Vinny. This is Brock from Michigan. I'm just getting pumped for the Friday show. Can't wait to pick the wife to see it. Nice. I just figured I'd give you a quick tour guide on getting your gimmicks in Michigan since we're such a fucked up state. 90% of gas stations you can buy beer at if you need liquor. And someone tells you go to the party store, I swear to God, they will not sell you balloons and that has all the

or you can imagine. We are a legal weed state. And where you're at in Frundale, there will be plenty of dispensaries. But if you need something at the show, look for the fat guy in the Hawaiian shirt. Aloha. But go fuck yourself, Carl.

Vinny, thank you for being the people's champion. Love the show. And I'll see you guys. You know, you're welcome, Brock. Vinny, I have to tell you, the reason why I started playing guitar back when I was a teenager was to get girls. The reason why I started a podcast with you

was to get drugs. So everything is working out in my life I really do appreciate that sir Thank you I got you buddy Yeah that was good I have a oh yeah I got one more I got one more

I got one more we'll do yours Really great a live show I wish I could have been there But I probably would have ended up giving a trucker Andy a trucker handy Am I right? Come on call me back fuck my ass What do you got With you come on I got a few voicemails there

Hey this is Nate from Flint Michigan I want to give a shout out to the wrist crackers in high school cafeteria pizza at the live show at the VIP live show Vinny looked at his fans and concluded they've enjoyed free veggie clatters but a cash bar don't want me to bring some fruit roll-up to the Detroit show we can do potlick style and really class this thing up don't ever call Sutter and John a cheap bastard ever again after that nonsense you guys call me back apparently the pizza was not appreciated at our VIP event more for me

Thanks for coming, Nate. Appreciate it, buddy. Appreciate you, buddy. Hey, Carl, this is for the creep off. I was just wondering, when are we going to get a creep of the week jingle made by Ginny? I think we could do something super original where it goes like, creep of the week, creep of the week, and then you have like maybe some claps in the background or something to add a little more flare. I don't know.

Anyways, have fun. Bye. Pretty good suggestion right there. I like it. I'm almost hoping that you had it done, that you were like going to surprise me. go, hey, I got it right here. It's actually not a good suggestion. That was the joke.

But I do have a creep of the week for us today, Vinny. Who's that? Have you heard what our wonderful president said recently at a speaking engagement that he was at? No. This is President Joe Biden. Who listens to him? Are we going down this road in the voicemail segment? Why not?

Someone brought up Creep of the Week and I brought it. So here we go. But guess what? We got a lot to do. You got to say hi to me. we go back a long way she was 12 I was 30 but anyway

this woman helped me get an awful lot done any rate gulp why did he just say that why did he say that she was 12 and he was 30 because he's a bragger I don't fucking know

that's what a creep what a creep and people laughed at that oh that's funny joke this is the same guy who took shower with his daughter when she was six. All right, moving on.

Let's go. Hey, Carl. This is Animal from Pennsylvania. And this is for the creep off. Vinnie, you're probably going to be mad to know that Carl didn't really plug the show until three hours in. But that's a good thing. Because that last episode was fucking garbage.

Carl's not on the show. No Carl. No Carl. And you've ever seen you just mumble mouth with a whole fucking thing, you fat, pizza-smelling Pisano. It's like, lose some fucking weight, asshole, and not for your sake, for your wife. It's one of these days you're going to have cardiac arrest from trying to coom in your wife collapse on her and crush your fucking rib cage.

Yeah, that's the favor of my giver. I mean, I had nothing to do with the show, so I'm glad you back, Carl. Yeah, that kind of got off on a tangent there for a second, didn't it? Yeah, it was got a little personal. The creep-off is not as good when I'm not out of it. I agree, sir. Listen, I'm fine with that scenario because whatever happens after I, check out. I don't give a fuck.

All right. You ready to do our new segment on the show? Can you hit our new jingle Carl? Who are these? Creepos. That's right. Who are these creepos? On the creepoff. And I went ahead and I checked out a show that we've talked about before. Yep. On Who Are These podcasts? My favorite

murder is show hosted by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstock. Oh, these two again? Ooh, my favorite. Very popular True Crap show. And I just want to point out The reason why we're doing this segment is because we're petty and we want to prove

that we are the best true crime podcast on the internet. Is that how we're doing this? Yeah, I'm with you. Let's fucking get them. All right. Let's go. I think it starts up.

I think they're fucking with me. This is the very first thing you hear when you start playing their show. This is exactly right. Oh, they can pronounce words correctly. La Tida. How are their teeth? Perfect.

Fucking. Assholes. So the way this show works is it starts off with 17 minutes of banter between these two That's completely unnecessary and boring as hell And then they each read like a true crime story that they just randomly select I don't know why or how none of it makes sense to me So this is their banter when they start things off What's new with you?

Well we saw each other at that party Oh yeah Which we were at the lady to lady 10 year anniversary party which congratulations. We've said it, I think, already. But it's still such a huge accomplishment. All right. So apparently,

they were at a party recently. And it was the 10-year anniversary of Lady to Lady. Are you familiar with this podcast? No. I wasn't either. And I went, what is this that they're talking about? Lady the Ladies of the Podcast hosted by comedians,

Babs Gray, Brandy Posey, and Tess Barker. Are you familiar with these comedians? Brandy Posey? I don't know. That name sounds familiar. Randy Posey and Tess Barker. No, can't say that I really am.

That's weird because you work at a comedy club and you have all these comedians that come through. I feel like you would know. Yeah, the best of them. You interview comedians for a living. I would think that you would know if these people are comedians. Interesting. Let me read the description because I think this lady-to-lady show

is something we might want to check out at some point. Each week, Babs, Brandi, and Tess are joined by a guest for an unfiltered session of sleepover games, pop culture discussion, and hilarious admissions. Each episode ends with the earnest advice segment, lady problems. I wouldn't listen to that if the sleepover game they played was hide the bottle with Johnny Depp. I wouldn't fucking listen. The Lady the Lady particularly showcase the vast wealth of female identifying artists working today.

In addition to being ridiculous and funny, the ladies encourage their listeners to be their bravest best and most honest selves. So this is one of these podcasts That does all the right things For the political correct world So they are featured everywhere What I don't fucking They're on every list of every like All podcast you have to listen to lady

Wow, what an amazing show Empowers Women Can I tell you something Empowering people and being your true self Is the worst form of entertainment It's not it's garbage It's what you learn in kindergarten That's the type of shit that you teach kindergartners

Like yourself But sometimes people need a booster and they need to be reminded how great they are. Not people, women for some reason. All right. Men don't have shows like that. We're we talk about how maybe they do actually. I think about it. We're talking about how being a guy is cool.

You'd be the best guy you can be, guy. There's a local comic who just posted a thing. He's an older dude and he's like, I have a new podcast. It's me just talking about how I tackle self-doubt and I'm just like, it sounds like a fucking suicide note. These people. I don't care about

who your true self is. I care. I care if you could entertain me or provide me the information that I'm looking for at any given moment. Well, these women cannot do that, but what they can do is name drop because when they're at this lady to lady party. When I was 12, I knew the president. Good callback. Thank you. When they're at the lady to lady party, a person came up to one of these hosts. We're back on my favorite murder again now and introduced herself.

And I'm looking at her like, how do I know? I know this girl. And then like three sentences in, I go, wait a second, are you Jody Sweeten? And she's like, yeah, it starts laughing. Drop! That's right. The middle child from

Full House is a fan of their show. And she was very excited about this. Are you Jody Sweeten? And then Jody Sweeten laughed and said yes. Yeah. What is she laughing at? I have no idea. Many, this is what women do.

They say, yeah, that is my name. I know I'm married to one. All right. I don't know if there's anything more boring than listening to people talk about looking at TikTok. This is something every fucking podcast is doing this now. Did you see what was on TikTok? I don't know. Did I?

Who cares? Speaking of, how's your TikTok life? Mine is stalled out on T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T. I'm only, yeah, I don't, the only thing I do is watch videos. I don't interact, I don't do anything. And then send videos. Okay. And. Who fucking cares!

See, Vinny, you and I could have gone on for another 15 minutes about this Bill's Dolphins game. I stopped it because I know people don't give a shit. Yeah. These women have no understanding. And I wrote a gag. I got a Carl's tooth. I mean, come on. I know.

the whole thing. Yeah, we prepared it and we tried to make it entertaining. But these women try to find things to talk about. Oh, have you been looking at a TikTok? Oh, yeah, I was looking at a TikTok. I stopped. Now I'm doing it again. Well, what?

What's going on? It's the true crime show. And then they get into recommending books that you can read. And this is hilarious, Vinny, because she describes this book as one of these murder mystery types of books. Okay. So the one thing you probably don't want to do is reveal who the murderer. is when you're recommending people read it? Wouldn't you think,

Vinnie? Probably good move, good move. What are you up to? Nothing. Reading. I have a book recommendation. It's called Wrong Place, Wrong Time by Jillian McAllister. And it's like a who-done-it murder story. But the who-done-it, the way she finds out is like she goes back in time.

So it's like a time travel, murder, who-done-it. And the murderer is her son. So the mom wants to solve her son's. crime. Great. It's an amazing book. It's a great murder mystery. The butler did it.

Right. Immediately she had to spit it out. Fuck you idiot. It's one of those who done it books. And guess what? It was the son. I love it. I bet her audience is dumb enough to after listening to that, think you'd they read.

I think they're like, oh. They probably grabbed the book and we're still surprised. I heard about a great book. Yeah. Fucking idiots. The son did it. So, Vinny, I think you and I do a lot of show prep for the shows that we do together. of this show and who are these podcasts.

We are the greatest tag team in the history of podcasting at show prep. I wouldn't argue with you on that, my friend. Now, it's a wrestling reference. We're just talking shit today, folks. It's a wrestling reference.

Drink, what do you want? So, I like to know how other podcasters prepare for their show. What is their process to go through and find this? Now, this is a true crime show. We do a true crime show, so I want to know, like, how do they find the stories that they're going to This is a story I've never heard, and I was looking, I was basically Googling for new stories and kind of just doing general random searches.

And this was an article that was linked on the side of another page that I was on. And so I looked up, it was a 2001 New Yorker article by a writer named Mark Singer about this case. And it just so happens, timing-wise, that the 54th anniversary of this murder, is tomorrow. Oh, shit. So it's the perfect day for me to tell you about the murder of Carol Jenkins. Okay. She picked the case, Vinny, because she randomly, through random Google searches, saw it on the

sidebar of a website that she got to. And it just so happens that it was kind of 54 years ago that this happened, not really, but kind of 54. So it's perfect to do it now. Can I ask you a question? Can I see a serious question? Of course. Because, like, that really did a number on my brain.

and I was like, what am I listening to? Yeah. But I've never been that boring, right? I wouldn't be here if you were ever that boring. Okay, I just want to make sure, because I know sometimes I get into the details. Holy shit. Wait a second. But that was so fucking bad.

Wait a second. Do we need to do, don't doubt yourself? Do we need to do like a pep talk right now? I don't know, man. I just, I'm having a bad day. And that shit just was like, what am I listening to? What the fuck are you listening to? So then she goes on to read us the story that she found out.

So this was a murder victim from 19. In 1968 in Indiana, just the most random fucking horse shit nonsense of a non-story you could possibly find. If this is what their show content is, why doesn't everyone have a popular two crime show? This is very easy to do. You're reading an article you found. Exactly. And listen, the fact of the matter is Carl doesn't even read the articles. He just plays YouTube videos.

So, like, there's other ways to do prep for this, ladies. This is all I'm trying to say. Yeah, the reading part is what really thrilled me off. Like, what? You read it? And then there were another article after that. All right. So this is her attempt at humor.

I guess these women fancy themselves comedians as well. This woman, the victim in this story, was selling encyclopedias, going door to door, selling encyclopedias. Get ready for this humor. Children who are listening encyclopedias were the series of books that we had back in the 80s. And it was like the Internet on paper. It was like Google on paper. in like 26 books. There have been no laughs.

What do you mean? None! Hey, kids, you ever heard the word encyclopedia before? Ha, ha, ha, get it? Because we don't use them anymore. Yeah, I get it. They were in pieces of paper, like books. It was like Google.

But it was books. All right. So, the victim was walking by herself in 1968. And she's saying that back then, women didn't know any better. They didn't know that they could potentially be dangerous. Because 1968, Vinnie, I don't know if you know what was going on there. But according to these women, we were just out of Leave It to Beaver times.

And especially in a time where people, as we will discuss, people can't admit there are predators. And there is this violence kind of waiting. Like this was that time where it's like a little after Leave It to Beaver where it's like, no, we're still, you know, baseball. Apple pie, yeah, exactly. You're off by about 10 years, honey. You're way off. This is during the Vietnam War. There were protests.

There were riots. 1968 was not like a leave it to beaver time. And also leave it to beer. The Beatles were doing acid at this point. Like, stop it, lady. The mystery tour was out. All right. So this idea that this woman's going, yeah,

it was like leave it to beaver. Even during Leave it to Beaver times, that was the entertainment they put on television. It's not what real life was. to see it all. She's like, you know. TV was bad then. I don't know what's your point, lady.

She goes back then, people weren't scared to walk by themselves. Yeah, that's because everyone listens to fucking true crime podcast now and they all think they're going to be a murder victim. It's okay to walk by yourself. I mean, we could only hope.

Most people survive walking by themselves, but everyone was supposed to be terrified of everything now. Oh, I hate that. So then they get into this conversation because this woman was a woman of color about sundown towns. Are you familiar with this term? I am familiar with sundown towns.

Okay. So this gets into a whole conversation about sundown towns and what they were and you can find out what towns used to be sundown towns and then she tells you how to look that up. So you can actually go and look up in your state or near your town what towns were sundown towns.

So you can go to justice dot tugaloo which is spelled T-O-O-O-O-D-U forward slash sundown town. And did you know Glendale was a sundown town? Glendale, like, are the town near us? No, she was picking a random one nowhere near you for a conversation. Are we sure that Tugalu isn't a slur? What the fuck?

I was wondering about that one, too. What's that mean? So apparently, during this true crime show, now I have to go research the history of race relations in this country. And she goes on and on about the problem with Sundance. I was like, yeah, I know. We had problems. It was a lot of civil one around.

It's easy to find the sundown towns, the high property values. I'm just fucking kidding. Holy shit. Put that in the act, my frown. That's pretty good. So I looked up this Glendale, California, I guess was the sundown town. And I looked up an article that said, residents urged the Glendale City Council to pass a resolution apologizing for its history as a sundown town, making it the first city to do so in California. Well, good job, Glendale, you apologize as a town?

That's going to fix everything, you fucking idiots. These people are out of their minds. Anyway, this show sucks. How big of them. How big of, yeah, I know. Way to be the bigger town. Fucking idiots. I mean, don't you think that like repealing the laws is like when you say, hey, sorry about that.

We're revealing the law. That is the apology. Yes, we fucked up. We're not going to do this anymore. Right. That's the apology. And now we go our separate ways. Let's just end this here.

Exactly. All right. So that's who are these creeps this week. My favorite. murder. I just wanted to update everyone on my favorite murder and what a crap show that is. The worst. Not good.

We're better. All right, Carl. I think that that means it's time for a scum parade. Do you have the wonderful parade music, by any chance? Oh, I might just have it somewhere over here. Driving chid and dread of pitos, tidal it.

Bag of murderers, rape to do a rinkly, regie. Oseopat Abusive asshats Yeah, the skum parade Scum parade On the creepballs Yeah,

Scum parade Oh, Skum parade Oh, Kala and Vinnie are back Oh I like how it never ends That's the part of that jingle that I enjoy. It's called a hot finish, Carl, a hot finish. Maybe something the isotopes ought to try. I mean, the isotopes will be live. To be honest with you, like one isotope song is like that. It's just, you know, just the music. It's like a half song. The isotopes will be at Otis Supply this Saturday, October 1st. If you are in the Detroit area or just like traveling to see awesome. Is that the place where Giuliani had that press conference? Otis Supply. Is that you sure this is a venue? Motherfucker. I'm in the middle of my plug. You're to interrupt me during my.

plug? All right. Plug the isotopes. Go ahead. I believe my contract states there's no interruptions during my plugs, sir. You were in violation. You'd think you would get away with that? All right.

Anyway, Oda Supply. You go to their website. You go to their website. And October 1st, you can get tickets for that. The isotopes with the brothers Cortez. That's going to be a lot of fun. Polk County, Florida. Let's do a scum parade, kids.

A Polk County man was arrested and accused of urinating on a fan family after trying to rob them and he was being ignored. Deputies say 18-year-old Enrique Alvarez Salinas of Auburndale, who appeared to be intoxicated, accosted a family as they traveled to their home. They got to their house and they say Alvarez Salinas demanded money from the family and was swinging a beer bottle at a victim. See, I don't like how they're trying to make alcohol to be a bad thing in this article. It's very slanderous against alcohol. I have a feeling this guy was on something else, too.

I don't think it was just drunk and acting like this. I think obviously maybe the toxicology report has not come back. Yes. So all they know is he had a beer bottle and he was swinging it at kids and a mom and a dad. Yep. Now, when friends of the victim's family arrived at the home, Enrique saw this and he started to freak out. During their attempts to calm him down, he urinated on the victim that he was swinging the bottle at. He just whipped it out and peed right on.

to say, Vinny, I may be club-footed, but you cannot urinate on me. It ain't happening. Especially if all you have is a goddamn beer bottle? Yeah, anything with legs should not get peed on. You should be able to get out of the way of that. Yeah, that's a good point. So when the friends arrived, this guy runs away, hops into his truck and speeds off. A cop spotted Enrique's vehicle, which blew through several stop signs, crashed into a car,

continued fleeing and ultimately crashed a second time. Deputies said Enrique tried to flee on foot, but was tracked down. by the canine unit, and authorities added that Enrique continued to resist as he punched the canine officer, Ketchum, what an adorable dog name, and attempted to punch Ketchum's deputy partner. See, and we took cops off TV. This is the shit we're missing right here, people. Can we please put cops back on television?

I want to see some lady standing in her front yard rigging out her shirt from piss me, like, and just being interviewed by the cops. I miss that shit. I really, really do. Bringing out her shirts. I mean, this would be just a great episode. It really would. I'm for bringing back cops.

The show, the TV show specifically. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. Correct. Correct. Now, he's being charged with exposure of sexual organs, battery, and resisting. And they charged him with resisting with violence assault on a law enforcement officer and striking a police dog.

Like, what are you supposed to do when a police dog jumps on you? You just lay there, immediately go limp? Well, hopefully it doesn't escalate to that in the first place. But if it does, you've lost. Good day, sir. Don't punch the dog. Yeah, it's going to get worse for you. Yeah, you're not going to win that one.

All right, let's go to Chicago, shall we? Yes. Victoria Marino, 34 of De Plains, Illinois, is under arrest and charged with attempted first-degree murder, an aggravated battery of a child under the age of 13. This incident happened at Navy Pier. Are you ever been, Carl? I have, yes. Famous landmark in Chicago.

Apparently, this woman saw a three-year-old boy standing by the edge of the pier and walked up and just pushed him directly into the water. How'd your mom teach you how to swim, many? This isn't his mom. Oh, it's not? Yeah. Well, it sounds like a fun prank then. It's a pretty funny prank. It is.

It is. I mean, honestly, it'll make a clip show eventually. Yeah, as long as she yelled out her name afterwards, ah, you just got Victoria and, you know, that it's fun. I really hope that it was like some terrible actress Who was the one from Who was the one that was on 30 Rock The Blonde one?

Amy Poehler? No, no, the other one. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. It should be her. It should be her just going, you got whatever my name is. Yes. Right.

That it's funny. Yes. And then we're not pressing charges. Then it's all good. Yeah, they'll give the kid like $1,200 bucks for being on the show an appearance fee. If he survives.

Yeah, the kid didn't do very well. this was not a good situation. People tried to rescue the kid. Officials have not said how the woman is or is not related to the boy, but they said that people saw her acting unusual as the boy was struggling in the water, which is very strange. We don't know who the boy's mother was or who the parents were. The little boy went under by the time the cops got there.

Nobody wanted to jump in to the lake to save a three-year-old. It's cold this time of year. Yeah, but it's a three-year-old child. That's so cold. If I have to jump into Lake Ontario For the fucking wheel You should Somebody could jump in the fucking Lake Michigan

And save this fuck And save a three-year-old So either way This kid is I guess doing a little bit better Oh yeah, the kid survived I saw a critical condition That's why I'm doing a little bit better

But still in critical condition And this woman's under arrest So let's move down to Hawaii Shall we, Carl? Yes A man in Hawaii allegedly abducted And sexually assaulted a 15-year-old girl and he helped her shackled in a school bus and forced her to smoke meth.

It sounds like a wheel of consequence, doesn't it? It does. That's like a combination of the music torture. Yeah. It's like half the music torture mixed with tri-meth. With tri-moth, yeah. I mean, it sucks, but hey, if you don't win the game, that's what happens. You know, we didn't, there's no rape on the wheel, though.

In spite of all of your letters, folks. Yeah, right. A gentleman by the name of Duncan Mahi, 52. A gentleman? I don't know about that. He shared his meth, Carl. Well, that's true. That was nice. Yeah, it's a good guy.

Where's my meth fucking jingle? I don't know. All right. This incident is a very shocking thing to happen because what, in essence, people were walking by and hearing this woman scream for help. And one guy came there and helped and got her cut out. But according to a probable cause affidavit, this guy approached the teen and her 15-year-old boyfriend at about 3 p.m. on September 16th, while the couple was hanging out. in Waikoa, Hawaii. Maya allegedly pulled out a knife-intamated money.

Maya allegedly took the money and cell phones before he forced the girl to zip tie and tape her boyfriend's hands and legs. He then forced her to stuff his shirt in his mouth, placed a towel over his head, and secured both with tape. Meanwhile, threatening to kill her if he escaped the bindings. Mahi then allegedly led the team through a bunch of trees, through some fields to a white Honda SUV parked in a nearby beach parking lot. this crime scene sounds picture us it seems like a really nice place to be you should see that

crime scene yeah it's sunset it's beautiful it's nice right breathtaking yeah breathtaking yeah you just see the meth smoke coming off the beach no one wants to get abducted but if you have to there's worse places you could be in alabama oh yeah remember that one girl got changed in the trailer remember this girl got a school bus at least there's windows yeah exactly okay now he drove her to his house. He allegedly made her put on a hat and a disposable mask while they were driving. He allegedly forced her to smoke meth twice while they were driving.

And when he got to his home, he forced the teen inside a yellow bus that was located. The second time she was into it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She was like, oh, yeah, that is good. All right. Yeah.

She was like, is this what everybody's upset about? Yeah, right. I bet. So he took her to a yellow bus that was located behind the main house on his property, handcuffed her, tied with an ankle to a cable that was, her ankle to a cable that was attached to the bus. I have to say, as a teenager,

I hated the sight of school buses. This girl might hate them more. She might be a little bit more traumatized by it than I was. Yeah. Yeah. The girl on the bus goes, no, no, no. The girl on the bus also says, give me meth.

I like it now. She's a very brave, smart girl. the police department said the fact that she was able to critically think about what she had to do in order to survive is pretty amazing. So investigators said the following morning after she was detained, the teen was able to convince this guy to take her to a local restaurant and that's where she was able to escape. He just tied her up there and she comes back and is on fucking mouth. He's like, what do you want to do now? And she's like, meth, then breakfast. Right. So she got away while she was there and he is now under arrest.

She slipped through his legs like a cartoon character. Yeah, she slipped right out from under him. Yep. If I had the cartoon noise. And then someone recognized her because there was an amber alert and, because he was trying to say that it was his daughter, which gross, shouldn't fuck your daughter either. Yep. Yeah.

I mean, they both probably looked pretty methed out. They might have looked related. That's true. Yeah. So either way, he is in jail. and that leads us to our creep of the week this week. Joe Biden. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Carl, today's creep of the week.

His name is Jorge Ariel Banavides. He's 58 years old. He was served at the arrest warrant on September 12th, charging him with aggravated assault of a special needs person. This case unfolded at about 4.30 p.m. March 2nd, when Webb County Sheriff's Officer responded to a late sexual assault report at a home in the Santa Rita neighborhood in Laredo, Texas. There, a woman stated that a man

identified as Benavides had sexually assaulted her. She stated that Benavitas picked her up on February 1st at 9 p.m. She was under the impression that Benavitas was going to take her to Las Lomas to show her some paper or having to do with him adopting her. Now, this is a special needs person. But those titty's ain't retarded.

Oh, man. Holy shit, that makes me laugh every time. The old Davidel joke. Oh, fuck. He was also her pastor. Yeah. Pastor the church. You can't even trust pastors anymore.

I can't believe it. Once they got there, Benavides was like, said they were going to, quote, chill. And chilling meant, apparently Netflix and chill. Yeah. He removed his clothing and told her to go into a room. Benevitas then asked her to remove her clothing. She voluntarily removed her clothing because she feared Benavides, states, arrest affidavit. Well, that's not volunteer. Listen, if you are someone with special needs,

remember, in a bad situation, Hulk up. Hulk up. I thought you're going to say bite. Hulk up. You know you got it in you. All right. Retart strength, they call that. So when asked the suspect, Benevitas, what he had done to cause her so much fear, she stated that she had been advised by him multiple times that she would be placed in a mental institution with the state because she is a consumer and no one would believe her that a priest had raped her. I believe that. Guys make us some good points.

I mean, the guy makes a lot of sense. Yeah, he does. Not about the Bible and shit, but about that point, he's on point. He then sexually assaulted her. She did not fight back fearing that he would send her to a mental institution. Benevita's then sexually assaulted her a second time where suspect Benavides would then pull her hair and tell her that he loved her. Weird. After sexually assaulting

the woman, Benavides told her to put her clothes back on and go to his gray Dodge Ram. I got shit to do, honey. Yep. Scram! Then what started when she was going into the truck, suspect Benavides advised her

to pray because she was going to the hell for the sin that she just committed. Right. It makes sense. Remember when you fucked me? yeah gotcha bitch he took the woman home after that

where she cried about the abuse to another female and I guess her group home yeah so the case was reported to Laredo police department and the adult protective services that was investigated the woman further stated that the incident occurred at the ranch at Los Lomas she provided the physical description of the house

she was able to describe several body characteristics of Benavides including a mole on his back wait a second what sex position is that That she can identify a mole on his back. Rusty trombone. Is that what it is that guy? It's got to be the old rusty trombone.

It's fucking weird. During the interview, Benavita stated he is a pastor of the Englishia Christiana Casa de Dios, but that the church is no more due to the contract expiring at the building he was renting. There's too many details in this article. Must have been a great church. It's like the fucking lease ended. Yeah.

Church is over. God couldn't pay the rent. He's also accused. Wasn't there a church. in this comedy club? I wonder if it's like one of those deals. They're just running out of space, I guess. It might be.

Asked why the woman would make up such allegations, because he said she made up the whole thing. And that he also said that the woman would consider him and his late wife her spiritual parents and that he continued to say that her life was on the wrong path and that the suspect Benavitas and his late wife

changed that. No one told me there was going to be boasting. He's like, yeah, this girl's really stupid and shit and my wife and I were fixing her, you know, with Jesus. Yeah. And now she's just making up stories. Yep. Asked why the woman make such allegations. He stated that his wife passed away on July 2nd and that he automatically

stayed in charge of the woman via Happy Families LLC. So I guess in some way he must have had some type of legal guardianship, which that's fucked. Well, yeah, having sex with a retard, like raping a retard is bad. All of these other details in here. I'm not even sure how they add to the story,

to be honest with you. Yeah. A pastor raped or retired on the story. That's it, DeVosho. And I don't even know I don't even know who's lying here. To be honest with it, the way it's written, apparently they're convinced that the mentally

challenged person isn't making this up. The foster mother at the house said she noticed that the woman was in a very sad state and that the woman asked her foster mother to check her down there. the foster mother told her she would call the ambulance if she felt terrible the woman then alleged admitting to having sexual intercourse aggressively which hurt her the affidavit states semen was indicated however no spermatoosa were detected to confirm the presence of semen a DNA sample was required for further examinations benavitas voluntarily provided a DNA sample test but we don't know the results yep it's weird this is a weird story oh i'm sorry testing would reveal that benita's DNA was present according according to the court documents it would yes it did yes okay yes that I didn't understand

yes this is a bad this is a bad one this is a bad one I this it's a weird one that's a bad one yeah don't do that don't do that seriously don't do that he owed her money too she thought she thought she thought she was going to get her money back that's the worst part borrowing money from this woman you got her to back honey it's messed up right there the rusty trombode is what we used to play So ladies and gentlemen, that's this week's edition. That's a sad, rusty trombone right there. That is this week's edition of The Creepoff. Make sure you check us out on Patreon, where you could hear exclusively The Creepoff

Roast of Carl and Vinnie. You can also hear it on a podcast. Video coming soon. That's on me. I'll get on it. Yeah. Listen, man, Carl's going to do it. You know, whenever WATP doesn't have him so busy.

When's that going to be? I got to get out of here and do the Drew and Mike show. All right. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Get your t-shirts at htb kickass.com. Goodkeyea. Kicks ass.

Yeah, I'll put it in the link. Sorry, I'm dumb. I really am a dumb dumb dumb. This fucking thing sucks! Are we still recording, Vinny? Yes. Quick post log here. When I was doing my research for strippers, I found this one video of this chick who was wasted,

smashed your car into a bunch of parked cars. flipped her car upside down. It was in the middle of the street upside down after having collided with three or four other cars. Amazing. The police have her in someone's front yard. They're questioning her. And what she said was she goes,

can I just have my car back and go? It was one of the funniest videos I wanted to bring up. Oh, shit. Honey, you're not getting your car back anytime soon. Anyway, that's all. Later, everybody.