The Creep Off - Episode 133: Remember to Spay & Neuter Your Father

Episode Date: October 3, 2022

In this episode your heroes give you a special Scum Stream from an Air B&B in Detroit with their pal Trucker Andy; check out the stories here:https://www.kktv.com/2022/09/27/man-caught-camera-urinating-ex-wifes-grave-family-says/https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-woman-charged-murder-driving-man-she-accused-trying-run-over-cat-authoritieshttps://truecrimedaily.com/2022/09/29/georgia-man-accused-of-stabbing-wife-to-death-and-reporting-it-as-suicide-bruce-miller/https://www.newsweek.com/mom-throws-18-month-old-baby-louisiana-bridge-river-1747145

it's a scum stream with carl and vitty scum stream with and he's here too scum stream chris is a pussy so he's hiding in the basement what a fucking asshole i think he's a douche thanks horay de kai appreciate it yes what do you got there red stripe oh jamaican man jamaicamaic um making me thirsty. How come producer chris doesn't want to be a part of this? I don't know. Chris. Producer Chris, we need your zingers. We need the zing king.

The zing king. Zing king. Zing king. Zing king. All right, never mind. It doesn't matter. Shut up. Come be having a creep off, you whore. Take it to death. Have a good creep off. I got your headphones. Bye-bye. All right. well that's one less paycheck i have to sign this week

fucking fucking guy i'll take his money now that you and jenny jingles broke up we did you think uh you think she wants to come over to my place for a couple days spent three days in canoga park i heard canoga park that help me up that revelation was amazing you saw i played that on who are these podcasts

i didn't i played that whole bit with bob levy talking about that whole thing I everyone was like this everyone had their jaws drop and you're trying to fucking work in one lighters the whole time that's great I I just sat there and I was like well these guys know him better than I do but they are so shocked in like trying to be friends to help a friend realize yeah something was wrong I was like I got to be the community right exactly or this is going to turn into like an intervention I don't know what you're talking about I did the uncle Rico show and Bob Levy it turned out that years ago he and his wife

had a very public separation on Twitter like they weren't married yet but they broke up and they were together for a while and they're airing all their grievances and I jokingly go would John slip into her DMs or something like that it was worse than that worse than that oh really

so he not only did he slip into her DMs he also was like trying to fly her out to California to come stay in his house for a couple days and messaged Bob going like hey Bob this brought Gina how's her body she had a good body Bob tell me about

he's like we broke up tell me about it what a fucking creep he showed up at her apartment with pizza yeah like at Lisa Jordana yeah what a fucking loser he is I am shocked oh wait no well did you see the most interesting part about all this about how bad Shooley runs his network

no somebody released apparently Bob and his wife were doing a show for Shulie's Patreon and they did a thing together and during this, she goes, remember when we were broken up and your friend was hitting me up trying to get me to come hang out with them for three days?

And he's like, yeah, yeah. And she goes, yeah, I was like, buddy, I don't care if you were on the Howard Sturt show or the Tonight Show. She, like, laid it out there without saying his age. So this was already out there. And nobody caught it. Oh, no.

Because no one's listening to the Bob Levy at his wife show. That's the problem right there. Looking forward to seeing Bob's new comedy room in Jersey. The beautiful place. All right, you ready to do a scum stream? Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things.

I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! I understand. Question to you. I don't understand.

I need a skull stream. Ola, creepos. Welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host, The People's Creep, Vinnie Paulino, and joining me in the Airbnb in Detroit, Michigan. It's my co-host, Hot Kukukkah Carla. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino?

And joining us in studio, The Goat. It's Andy. Hey, Andy, baby. Detroit. We did more club hopping than Carl on a Pogo stick. There we go. Thank you. Let's talk creeps. I'm going to save the show. Someone's got to do it. Jesus. Listen, the show is in your hands, gentlemen. I'm going to sit here and read to you. All right. Sounds good. It's going to

be story time. Yeah, we're not going to do a regular creep off today. What we're going to do is we have a scum stream. And we're just going to talk about the creeps of the week. I saved up some pretty good stories here. Yes, you did. As always a shout out to Cran Baruni. And a shout out to our boy, Alex. We're to start off in Burgeon County, New Jersey, gentlemen. This is a lot of fun. A New Jersey man is in shock after he says he caught his mother's ex-husband urinating on her grave while investigating months of desecration.

Yes. And I'm just wondering, so he thinks this is illegal to do that, to urinate on a grave? I doubt it. The crime is not pissing on his mom. The crime is whipping your dick out in public. Is that what the crime is? I would assume. but it's actually considered desecration.

Michael Murphy choked up as he described what he witnessed last Saturday at the cemetery in Rockland County. He shot video of a man who allegedly been peeing or desecrated the grave of his mother, Linda Terrello. I could see him up there like this and I could hear the urine hitting the ground,

he said. I promised my wife and kids the day before. I promised my sisters because I was fuming and I would not hurt the man, but we wanted to do it the right way. We thought we'd get justice that way. Here's what was happening. the family was going to visit their mom. Yes.

And they would find bags of dog shit just on the tombstone. People were just like leaving dog shit on his mother's grave. Well, her last name was dog shit here. So people didn't know. Yeah, it was just poorly placed by the walking path. Exactly, yeah. That's all. It seems pretty obvious to me.

Akim's Razor, who could be pissing on this woman's grave? Oh, her ex-husband? Yeah. Well, until you find out how long ago they got a divorce. Oh, really? It was 1976. There had been no contact since the bicentennial.

They've been divorced for over 45 years and this guy is still shitting and pissing out of grave. What kind of a cunt was this woman? Is my question. He's still holding this kind of a grudge. I would never, you could never convince me that if a guy after not talking to a woman for 46 years is still going on there and peeing

that she has a family that would care. I know, right? But don't you guys realize that she deserves this? He obviously does. He's like, Mike, you remember me? Yeah, right. It's your stepdad. You want it next?

Just, like, that's how I can imagine happening here? Also, how do you celebrate the death of an asshole? Is it dancing on the grave? Is that the appropriate response to this? There's no law against that, right? I feel like you got to go with whatever song is in your heart at the time. Exactly. Stuttering John's theme song.

Yeah, right. Doesn't he have a dancing on your grave song? Right, yeah. Apparently, it's all okay. So this man has apparently been arrested and he is facing fines. I don't think. Here's a little. You know, I like to give tips to people who do get caught doing horrendous things.

If there's a webcam all of a sudden set up on a tombstone, not the time to pee. Yeah. That's probably a dead giveaway. They're on to you. They didn't just upgrade the fucking tombstone to one with the video camera. Oh, this one has Wi-Fi now. You know what that is? They give it money

They give away My neighbor got big testicles Because we see this doing everything I'm sure the guy's perfectly happy to pay the fine He's just worth it He's like 85 bucks I'll be doing this every day That's fine

Well I get my social security Check on the 12th I'll be right here every month on the 13th And my YouTube check on the 21st Can we just turn her headstone into a urinal I'm going to be here on a regular basis I'll pay for the upgrade. You know what, man?

I think the obvious way to solve this problem is just put a stall around the cemetery. Right, exactly. Toopstone. All right. Let's move on to Southern California, guys. Yeah. This is a great new idea for a segment than a listener had on Reddit. It's called Hero or Creep.

Okay, I like it. I think you guys are going to be signed. Fine line here. It can be. And this is one of those cases where I'm not sure I know who's really the problem. We report you decide. Fascinating. A 20-year-old Southern California woman was charged with murder this week

after she ran over a man she accused of attempting to drive over a cat. That's fucked up. Which part? The cat part. Well, she murdered a human being because the guy might have thought about murdering a cat. Well, we don't know if he thought about it or not. Oh, we'll never know now. No, we will not.

We will never know. Orange County Authority said Wednesday, Hannah-Starr-essor got out of her car in Orange County area Sunday evening to accuse Louis Anthony Victor of aiming for a cat with his car on their cul-de-sac. All right. That kind of sounds like a carrot move. I'm not going to lie to you on that. Okay. So one strike against Hannah? Yeah, one strike right there. Getting out of the car to yell at a guy. Get back to the car. Did you almost hit that cat? Yeah, exactly. If only someone hits you like that. Oh, God. So following the heated argument during which Victor also got out of his car.

Esler allegedly got back in hers, made a three-point turn and accelerated into him launching him over the hood of the car. Yeah, he flipped several times and ironically landed on his feet. Unfortunately, he had already been deceased. Yeah.

He must have used up the other eight lives. So Esther faces one count of felony murder. She's being held on a million-dollar bail. and according to the family, Lewis was a father of two five daughters and was expecting his first grandchild this fall. Wait, he already had five daughters. Yeah.

Why wasn't he neutered? Come on. Come on. Spay your dad. They make it seem like a tragedy. This guy already created five women. Like, let's get him out of here. It's too much.

All right. So I guess that would be one star in the hero color. Correct. Well, what was the problem with this cat? Like, why was he after the cat? Was it a hairless cat? Who knows? Oh, yeah, that's good point.

I would run over a hairless cat. Yeah. They're up to no good. The family put out a statement. They said, we are devastated by the loss of Victor, a beloved father of five daughters, a treasured son, brother, friend, and cousin. This senseless act of violence has robbed the world of a bright light who will never be forgotten. So I guess the question is you have to look at the impact on society.

Are we better off having another fucking stray cat or are we better off having Victor? I adopted this cat and named it Victor. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. All right. Can I tell you the worst part about this report? Yeah.

It's unclear what happened to the cat. That's the only reason why I was reading the fucking article. How's the cat doing? Right. Can I get a comment? Can I get a cat? Can I get a cat? Okay, good.

I need to hear something. I bet you the fucking cat right now is just roadkill on Santa Monica Boulevard. I mean, it's a stray fucking cat. Yeah. Well, we don't know if it's a stray. We don't know what it is. It's a hobo stew at this point. Yes, it's a hobo.

Bo chili. All right. Hero or a creep. Andy, Hannah, is she a hero or a creep? I got to go with creep. Carl. I'm going Hero. We need a hero.

We win. Hero it is. Did I just, did I see her report you decide? We report and we decide, I guess. The hero off, our new show. So let's keep a moving to Roswell, Georgia, shall we? Yes. This story's a lot of fun.

Carl, you've been married a while, I've been married a while, Andy, you've been married a bit. At some point, you know, one of us in this room, statistically speaking, is going to murder our spouse or be murdered by our spouse? Not even statistically speaking, just as a matter of fact. Yes. So this is something, happily, unhappily, it's not established. Two-thirds of the host of the show are murdered by their wives. So an 82-year-old man stands accused of stabbing his 80-year-old wife to death and then report. hoarding it as a suicide.

Yeah, and I had to say, very rarely do people kill themselves by stabbing their eyeballs out. Yeah. The investigators are like, I think we should look into this one. Well, it was technically suicide because I told her if she didn't stop talking.

She burnt the meatloaf. I don't know what I was supposed to do in this case. How many times is she allowed to burn the meatloaf officer? If you want your wife dead, do what I'm doing. Wait it out. Yeah. I'm just going to swing this knife if you walk into it.

That's your fault. God damn it. That's pretty probably what happened here. Now, according to the news release of the Roswell Police Department on Thursday, September 15th, shortly before 4 p.m., the officers responded to the scene, and a report of a suicide. At the scene, authorities reportedly found a deceased victim, Judith Miller, suffering from a stab wound. According to the police, the victim's husband, Bruce, guilty,

was the one who initially called to, and said his wife, his wife's stab wound was self-inflicted and insinuated that her death was a suicide. You should see her axe wound. Am I right, people? No, you're wrong. Come out over and take a look. She won't mind no more. But about further investigation of evidence gathered, police said that the Fulton County Medical Examiner's Office rule the victim's death a homicide. Bruce was arrested as a result of the investigation on Wednesday, September 28th, and charged with murder a felony.

murder and possession of a knife during the commission of a crime he was booked into the Fulton County jail Yeah That was a bad move on his part Yeah, it's like they didn't believe him or something Yeah It's like they just didn't go for

That she stabbed herself to death Right Suicide by 10 stab wounds in the back Yeah, that's not suicide Now Jeffrey Epstein of course Obviously suicide But this case, not suicide Correct

Definitely not suicide Correct I mean I have an expert. The cops here had to just be like, okay, Bruce. Yeah. Come get in the car, Bruce. Right.

So wait, she did this four times, you're saying? She reached behind her back. No, no. Sometimes my job is really easy. Yeah, right, exactly. What she did is she taped one of the knives to the wall and she repeatedly ran into it. Yeah, this is the shortest episode of CSI ever.

fucking, could you imagine, like, these are somebody's grandparents. Could you imagine, like, the grandkids just go, like, oh, we weren't going to spend Christmas and grandma and grandpops, but it's a crime scene now. Well, or they're saying, thank God, he finally fucking got rid of grandma. She was such an asshole.

That bitch always burned the cookies. Yeah, she was the worst. Ruined Christmas every year. The handle of the knife also said, Property of Bruce on it. He wasn't going to cover his tracks in what you're saying. I agree with you.

Yeah. all right let's move on to louisiana guys we've got two stories left today in this very fun very short scum stream a mother through her 18 month old toddler off a bridge in louisiana that means we have a baby thrower are you ready a baby throwing party we're chucking toddlers around we're going to get rowdy Go ahead and read. I'll just play it this more now. The Huma Police Department said it was alerted to reports of a child being thrown into the Bayou-Terebonne stream from the Liberty Street Bridge at about 4.50 p.m. on Friday, September 23rd. Bitch had to do in the middle of rush hour. You couldn't wait a little longer to fucking clause the big problem.

You just couldn't, what, you run out of diapers? You just didn't want to deal with it. There's a lot of reasons to throw a toddler off a bridge. I don't know which one was. To an alligator's mouth. Chump. There's hungry, hungry hippos down there. It's like that bridge in Indiana Jones.

I'm covering my baby in barbecue sauce and throwing it off a bridge. The toddler actually landed in a help aside and said, Ouch. For comedic effect. I have a feeling she just covered this child in Cajun spices before she tossed off the bridge. That was Andy's junk, but sure. Well, I was just going to keep going with it, but whatever.

What if it was hot sauce? I'll tag this joke. Hold on. Hold on. What if it was salt and pepper? Hey, kid, hold these mashed potatoes. September 25th on a Facebook statement, the police department said the investigation thus far revealed that the child was thrown from the bridge by his mother

for an unknown reason is there is no known motive. An unknown reason? You've never wanted to throw a toddler off a bridge. Come on, officer. Let's get real here. An unknown reason. I mean, you could pick anything. Anything.

Anything they're doing at the time. Even napping. I'd be like, all right, that's annoying. I gotta get rid of this fucking kid. It's just making those dumb... Oh, it's the worst. The 53rd time she heard the question, why. Yeah, right.

That's what I'll do it. Yeah. My friend has a baby now. And I went over to his house to drop something off. He's like, well, hold on. Let me go grab the baby. And I was like, no. That's good

No problem I don't need to see your baby Has he never heard the creep off He wanted to He listens all the time But there's this disease That people have babies have That people think

Oh he's talking about Everybody else's No We're talking about your kid We're talking about your baby Specifically if you have a baby Right now Yeah we're talking about your baby

Should be thrown off a bridge Splat Splat The toddler was transported to a nearby medical facility. I guess they wrestled it away from a gator. And apparently is expected to survive. Oh, I didn't see that part.

Yeah. Huh. Randolph was arrested the mother in charge with attempted first degree murder, child desertion, and obstruction of justice. Well, yeah, she had two more in the car. So what's the problem? Yeah.

I mean, here's the thing. You could get a ticket if you don't have enough car seat. So what do you do? What do you do? Stop and get rid of some cargo. Exactly. Better gas mileage, too, by the way. Gas prices are still high.

I know they've been going down, but they're still a lot higher than they were a year ago. The long-term problem here is I'm sure you lose that childhood tax credit. And this is going to bite you in the ass come April.

I don't think this woman's going to lie to the IRS. She doesn't seem like the guy and they would break the law. You got to wait to get your stars check and then kill your kids. This kid's probably already got two credit cards.

Judging by this phone. And a life insurance policy. All right. Two million. No, I have to be very serious here. Anyone with any information about this situation why the mother may have done this has been encouraged to submit a tip anonymously through crime stoppers, Bayou Region. By phone, the numbers, what, 800, 743-743-3-4-33?

Serious calls only, people. Serious calls only. We're doing a service over here, guys, unless you think we're just laughing at horrible, horrific things. Oh, no, we're doing that. Oh, yeah, that too. All right, last story of the day, Carl, this is really disturbing. Oh, boy. Massachusetts Police Department.

An eternal record released on Friday found that three cops had inappropriate relationships with a woman who reportedly died by suicide last year while pregnant with a child allegedly fathered by one of them. So to serve and protect, not protection, apparently. Yeah. To serve and bear back. apparently is what's going out here. Now, here's what makes this worse. The woman who reportedly took her own life, Sandra Burchmore, was 23 years old, but she was 13 when she started fucking the cops. Oh, boy.

Yeah. Yeah, boy. Sir, I told you to pull over. I told you to pull out. So who's in fault here? Okay. She was 13 years old. She joined the Stoughton Police Explorers program.

They were exploring. Yeah. All the holes. The Boston Globe reported that Birchmore's mother and grandmother died while she was a team and her father was not in her life. The internal investigation determined that ex-Stoughton police officers, Matthew Farwell 36, his twin brother, William Farwell 36, and Robert Devine 50 committed egregious misconduct through their involvement with Birchmore, who was found dead in her Canton apartment in February. All right. I have to ask a question because Andy actually has a twin. Yeah.

Don't trust them. want to train on a chick together? That sounds weird, right? I don't have it to him, but I wouldn't do that. Come on, Andy. You know you and your, you and your twin brother. Like, one of you is hidden in the closet while the other one fucked a 13-year-old, then the other one bounced dead to come back out.

I mean, I am a police explorer. I can see a little tag team action going on. He's like, come on, Joe, give me the hot tag. I'm ready to go in. He's holding hot to the corner. He's like, reaching for it. He's got the little belt. He's got the little.

It's really easy to hold a 13-year-old. down when there's two of you. And if the ref isn't watching. That's really the trick is to make sure your brother distracts the rap. Drink. The three officers had resigned before the conclusion of the probe, but three of the Birchmore's friends previously told the boss of club that Matthew a married

police officer began having sex with her when she was 15 and he was 27, which is statutory rate. Here's the thing. If you want to fuck 15-year-olds, you cannot get away with it if you're a police officer. You have to be the president of the United States in the United States in the 90s in order to fucking 15 year old and get away with it. Now, Carl, I have a fun fact.

If I don't make it back to Rochester, tell my family I love them. You ready for a fun fact? I hate fun facts, Benny. You know that. You're going to like this one. Okay. Age and Consent in Massachusetts, 16. Oh, shit. Fucking waited out, guys. It was a few months.

Finally, a fun fact Carl could get into. I'm like, that is fun. Hey, next live show, Boston. Would it be I can't wait for 17 Twitter accounts To pull that audio Jesus Christ The internal investigation also determined

That Matthew ended his relationship with Birchmore And had an explosive argument With her days before she reportedly killed herself Matthew claimed he did not father her baby Because he stopped having sex there in October Not a good defense It can't be my kid I saw fucking her 10 months ago

It's not a good defense sir It's not because you're pregnant It's because you aged out. I only like 13-year-olds. You'd be able to fuck this 20-year-old gross. Yeah, ignore her, honey. Go back to your coloring. Just talking to his new girlfriend.

So she said that she was due in September, 2021. He goes, he didn't bang her since October. So there's some math getting involved here. Great defense. Yeah. Didn't bang her. We all know that the cops are very honest people would never just make anything up.

Isn't that a place in Massachusetts? it's a banger? It's Banger, Maine. Oh, it's Bain, Maine. New England. New England. You get the point. No. Patriots fans.

You brought her, you bang her. She was telling all her friends that it was this cop's baby. Right. And the report accused Williams somehow coercing Burchmore and text messages, though the specifics were omitted. Investigators also determined that the ex-officer also violated protocol when he allegedly ran his and Burchmore's name through a police database. Oh, bitch.

Bitch, bitch. Yeah. Meanwhile, investigators recovered communications that transpired between Divine Birchmore on Facebook Messenger. Devine was reportedly

on duty in December 2020 when he met Birchmore at a restaurant. Devine has repeatedly denied allegations that he had contact with her. So he pulled her over on her big wheel.

Do you know what the speed limit is here? Officer, I didn't realize I was speeding. Is there anything I could do to get out of this ticket? Is it what a thing I can do to get out of you, you check it? Look, I colored you this picture. I made you something with Play-Doh.

I've been the bad, bad girl. Now, this 50-year-old guy, Divine, also faces accusations that he had an inappropriate relationship with another student at the after-school program. And he was somehow also involved with this situation. Now, the police chief said she plans to ask the peace officer standards and training commission, to decertify the three police officers if done, the trio would be barred from working in law enforcement in Massachusetts.

Yeah, maybe that's a start. That's a good start. That's a good starting point, I would think, yeah. Although it's hard to find police officers right now. It's getting more and more difficult. Did you check the playground? They might all be over there. I think that's where they are, actually.

They might be at the playground, is all I'm saying. The most shocking part of what you just said was you said, she, please she. Yeah. That was the most surprising part of that sentence. That's not working out for him. You would think that the female police chief would be a little bit more than just like

you're not allowed to be a cop anymore. Hey, you don't get to come be a cop anymore. Rapid children. That's not right. She also did that thing with her fingers to let him know. Very naughty. Shape, shame, shape.

Very naughty. Well, guys, those are all the stories I pulled today. And I know this was a short episode, but I hope you enjoyed it. We're going to be back in studio next week with a full-length creep off. Hell yeah. I'm looking forward to it.

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How bad was it? I said, you can listen to it. It's available on our Patreon. Would you like to know what everybody's asking me about the roast? Where's the video? That's the question I've been getting. Vinny, let me ask you a question because we've been hanging out a little bit. Do I seem like a busy guy to you?

Have you noticed that I have a lot of shit going out at all? Well, I mean, it seems like you have a lot of time between high noons. I'm just fucking with you. I know you're going to get it done. Listen, folks, it's coming. But this is a weird episode today, and I love you guys. Guys, I'm really been sick. So thank you for understanding.

Oh, it sucks because Vinnie's sick. I really, all the excuses are coming out now. I'm just telling you. I enjoy it. Have fun with it. We'll be back next week. Hey, it's nice to be important. It's not, though.

But it's more important to be nice. Oh, wait a second. We have to get that. We can't say it because we have to get the in writing from Shulay. Oh, right. Shulia now owns the trademark for Gagia. Yeah. And John's been changing his sign off, too.

I know. He changed it to Gallagher. fucking retard I'm idiots yeah we'll say it because Shulie said we have permission

Gagia Man I'm glad that was such a good episode I'm sure that everybody's to be so understanding and no one's going to give us shit on the internet in any way shape or form I think that was probably our best episode ever I agree. Thanks, Trucker, Andy, for making that happen. You're welcome.

All right.