The Creep Off - Episode 137: Hey Kid, Get In the Casket!

Episode Date: October 31, 2022

This week we give last year’s Halloween episode the sequel it deserves: In WATC Karl proves that the “the Vanished” podcast sucks: In the Scum Parade Alabama man is at it again, we learn why you should always carry an umbrella, and finally we a meet a father with some controversial discipline techniques Check out thecreepoff.com for links to vote and our patreon & supercast check out this week’s Scum Parade stories:Man arrested in DC after allegedly pouring gallon of urine on woman (yahoo.com)Man wearing ‘It’ clown mask sexually assaulted woman, robbed another, police say (13abc.com)Sick dad 'buried daughter, 6, alive and beat her with bionic arm' in horror abuse - Daily StarAla. man accused of stabbing live-in girlfriend 100 times and dismembering body | Truecrimedaily.com

Hey, everyone, welcome to Yeezy's favorite podcast, The Creep Off. In this podcast, two guys who have been in nobody's cool crew at any point in time, each bring in a creep, and they present them to you. And then you, the listener, get to go to their subreddit and vote for who brought in the creepiest creep. After winning five votes, the winner makes the loser spin the dreaded wheel of consequences, which includes funny consequences, such as the Music Room Torture Challenge, or tweeting their true thoughts about the Jews. Carl.

Anyways, Carl was pissed off because he doesn't know how to read a plane ticket, so he took it out in New Jersey. And just for you, Carl, I have some fun facts about New Jersey. New Jersey is sometimes referred to as the diner capital of the world. New Jersey's state dance? Square dancing. New Jersey has the tallest water tower in the world. They also have more engineers and scientists than anywhere else in the world per square mile. Anyways, that's all I got for this week.

Hucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down.

Cuckoo, cuckoo. Happy up in Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween to version. Hello, creepos. Welcome to another edition of your favorite true cry podcast. The show about creeps, buy creeps for you creeps. Happy Halloween. I'm your host. My name is Vinny.

The Tower of Power, Too Sweet to Be Sour. The people's champion. Vinnie Barley now. And joining me, it's Carl. Hey, what's happening, Vinnie Pauline? How's it going, buddy? It's a special day. It's a holiday, pal.

Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. I feel so festive. Yes. Last year we did a Halloween show, and it was really, really good. So it's only downhill from there because it is Halloween 2, the sequel. Let's do it again. Hey, I got a fun story for you real quick.

We were talking about my time in Orlando. Yeah, I'm coming in there to fix something. Keep talking. Okay. So check this out. You'll love this. Alex Stein was the, I think it was last night, went out with Bubba the Love Sponge to convicted pedophiles houses.

to put signs in their yard that said don't trick or treat here a pedophile lives here and they were going and knocking on their doors to confront them and say do not hand out candy to trick or treaters

you are a child rapist and so he was kind of nervous about Bubba took time off from fucking Grubbub to do that yeah I know could you believe it dude Alex and Bobba the Lovespunch are BFFs now for some reason which is hilarious

I'd go do that I wish I thought of it holy shit I know I was thinking that I was thinking that I'm like, oh, my God, video would love this. And he, this is what Alex said to me. He goes, do you think I'm going to get shot? Should I be nervous?

I go, dude, I've seen a bunch of these videos where they confront pedophiles. They're all pussies. Every pedophile has the same trait. They're afraid of everything. They should be. And they should be. Correct. If you fuck children, you're also a pussy.

That's usually what my experience is. Hot take Carl's tag right out of the kidded. That's a lot of fun. Good job on you. Good on you, Bubba. Yeah. So I was talking to, um, maybe talk to Brett Hat, go to his house tell him to knock off what he's up to yeah i was talking to alex about bubba the low sponge

he's like dude bubba's the greatest guy i've ever met you know how nice of a guy he is he let his friend fuck his wife that's how nice of a guy he is i'm like well yeah it's a good point holks drink getting near my lady like that is a pretty nice guy right there you want to fuck my wife yeah go ahead help himself there she is that that was a weird thing it was a weird thing like you say i'm a wrestling fan. Yeah. Bublin loves stuff. Yeah.

Like, Hulk fuck your wife. Yeah. Brett Hart is not fucking my wife. No. Not even Scott Hall. He's dead. Aw. It's too bad.

Of course not. He's dead. What do you think of Mrs. Paulino, Carl? How dare you? Fair enough. All right. So, Carl, we have to recap last week.

Yes. And I don't want to be the one to announce this because it really fucking pisses me off. Oh my gosh. This is a. another victory. Yeah. All right.

All right. So John List was the creepiest New Jersey in last week. And what if I won now? Three in a row, four in a row? What's the score? Yeah, you're on a Reddit run. I'm on a run, baby. Because the only people who are on Reddit are assholes like you.

I'm up four to two. Oh, how does that feel, Benny? Is this game point today? Is this game point? I'm asking for real. It's a game point? I don't even know. What's the score?

Yes. Okay. So I also have some good news for all of you folks that are listening. Tomorrow at 5 o'clock, I will be punching in for my shift. Oh! At Rhino's Pizza in West of New York. Tomorrow from five to close, I'm going to be working there at the counter making pickled fucking pizzas for assholes. I'll be there filming it.

Great. How long is your shift? Five till what time do they close? I don't know, like 10, 30, 11. Okay, good. That's just the evening shift. They said, come on in. They're like, we don't want to put you on the weekends because we know you don't know what you're doing. I mean, you think, bitch, you think I don't know how to make a pizza.

Yeah, you know your way around a pizza? I'm going to improve your place. Because you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to throw the pickles out of the fucking alley. Take the fucking pickles off the pizza. With the garbage. That's what I'm going to do. That's what I'm going to do.

I love it. See how quick I get fired. All right, cool. So one of your consequences will finally be checked off. You sell the other one to do. Yeah, I'm not real thrilled about that one. All right. But tomorrow I'm just going to be over there at the pizza place going.

Do do do, do up. Do do. Sligging pizzas. All right. So Vinnie will be finally fulfilling one of his consequences tomorrow. And then next week at this time spinning the wheel of consequences yet again. After everyone goes on our subreddit and votes for me. Because I am going to present.

The creepiest Halloweener. Fuck you up. All right. You ready for this one, Vinny? Am I? Yes. I present to you, Frank Elba. What did Frank Elba do on Halloween in 2011, you ask?

I'm glad you ask. I have the answer. He decided that he would dress up as a mad butcher. He put on an apron, put blood stains all over it. Then he hid in his yard with a real chainsaw. And as children walked by, he jumped out wielding the chainsaw at the children. A 12-year-old girl known as Leslie Garcia was freaked out by this. This was a little bit scary for her.

So she went, yip-de-gib-bib-gib-gib-gib-gib-gib-gib-gib-gib-the- fuck out of here. Running into the street, she got hit by an F-250 truck. in fact you know what i actually might even have the uh oh no i mean even have the audio oh i have it right here splot that was her running away from the chainsaw guy oh man that's uh terrible so this guy he didn't have the chain on the thing did he oh yeah it was the whole thing it was legit he had the chain on it like the thing that would murder a child correct and he scared a child and running into the street, getting it by that two-fif. So she suffered injuries to her head, neck, arms, legs, back, and spine.

Who says this isn't a comedy show? Although she survived, Leslie will experience a lifetime of pain and psychological trauma, according to her father's lawsuit against Elba and Alba's insurance company. Where, where? My daddy, my daddy, where? So this guy, the father of this 12-year-old girl, doesn't think that was a good prank. he thinks maybe that was kind of fucked up what he did that's why I present to you Frank Elba

the creepiest Halloweener what do you got Vinnie That's your whole presentation It's pretty fucking good A guy who started an accident I think it's pretty good I'm pretty proud of it All right

You know what is funny though I'm so glad you sent me the ones That we did last year Because literally when I was researching it I think I found the guy that you presented last year And I was like oh I'm doing this one I'm like oh shit we are okay Yeah

The guy did last year is the one that they called the man who killed Halloween. Because he poisoned his own kid's pixie sticks. Yeah. Yeah, he started all those stupid rumors. Like, oh, have your parents check your candy? No, actually, that's the problem. Don't let your parents near candy.

Don't let your parents even. Your parents. No, you have it. You should check to see if you're on the life insurance policy before you go eating the candy that your parents inspected. That would be my advice. You could go back and listen to last year's episode if you ought to know that whole story.

Okay. Now, on Halloween night, 1957, it was later, around 11 p.m. It's Los Angeles. Hairstylist Peter Fabiano. What a great name for a hairstylist. I go to that guy. Yeah. Maybe you should try him. I have a hairstylist, Vinny. I'm good. I'm good with hairstylist at this time. Thank you. So by the way, someone accused me. I saw this in the subreddit. They think that I'm using just for mad or something, that I'm dyeing my facial hair. You know, your beard really does look darker. It's not. It's getting grayer and grayer every day. I Dude, I actually thought the same thing like two weeks ago when I was looking at you.

And like when I looked at you today, I was like, oh, it looks like it's washing out a little bit. Well, I guess it gets longer. It gets longer. So now he's just like, he's not putting it as much or he's just changing how much he uses. I used to dye my hair. I didn't like going gray. I used to dye the sides of the back and then my wife, who does my hair, just stopped doing it. I was like, oh, I guess we're not doing that anymore.

So I haven't, I haven't died my hair in many years, but I thought that was funny. All right. Anyway, moving on. Just go gray with some dignity. Now you go. Okay. Halloween night, 1957, it's 11 p.m. in Los Angeles when hairstylist Peter Fabiano got into bed with his wife Betty. It was too late for kids to be out trick-or-treating, but the doorbell rang.

The man grabbed a bowl of candy, walked down to answer the door. As he answers the door, his wife describes hearing a loud pop. Betty, his wife, runs downstairs to find her husband, Peter, lying in a pool. of blood shot in the chest and unconscious. This was quite the mystery. They called an ambulance. Peter never woke up. The only witnesses to the shooting.

He wasn't sleeping. What do you mean? He never woke up. He just decided to take a nap. He never regained consciousness. Yeah, okay. He was shot dead and never woke up. He was shot dead and never woke up.

Forgive me for being dramatic. The only witness to the shooting was a teenager who saw a car speeding away from neighborhood. There were no gun shells left at the scene and nothing to have been taken from the house, despite them owning two very successful hair salons. Now, this is the 50s. So the first thing Betty does with the cops show is she starts popping volume. And she's like a comatose, like, uh, I don't know. And so the cops have no idea what the fuck happened to this guy, only that somebody was trick-or-treated at 11 o'clock at night and shot the guy in the chest. Okay. So at first they think it's like a gang.

hit or something like this guy owed money to the mob or something no connections the guy is a business owner he's a fucking hairstylist for Christ's sake so when by the time betty sober's up a few days later and gives her account of the story she explained that she thought there were two people at the front door two men with one pretending to be a woman that was frowned upon back then there's a lot of things that were frowned upon in this story that's back when men were men and girls were girls and sometimes ladies or guys I guess

when asked if Peter had any enemies she gave them one name the name of my creep today Joan Rabel that's right she's a lady

ish Joan Rabel was born in Philadelphia Pennsylvania she tried to make a career as a writer and photographer she sailed around the Americas in 1957

she was getting divorced and she was looking for a job so she started working in Peter Fabian's salon now she became very close friends with betty fast friends in fact carl good she was welcomed into the family and peter kind of became threatened by the closest of the two women yeah you don't want those bitches talking yeah bad things are going to happen did you see the bangs peter put on that guy on that lady when peter and betty began having problems in their marriage betty moved

in with joan oh this is getting this is getting hot this is fucking salacious I'm liking this, yeah. The Los Angeles Times described the pair's relationships, quote, as abnormal, which folks, that's 50's code for gay. That's right, Carl. Betty eventually decided that her marriage to Peter was worth saving, and she told Peter about the fare she'd been having with Joan. They reconciled because he's like, that's pretty hot, Betty.

Hey, hey. You want to have sex with ladies. Why don't you do it over in my bedroom? Hey. Come on. You know the kids are already over here, whatever. So there was one condition to that reconciling. Okay.

No more Joan. Oh. That's lame. So I know where everybody's thinking that Joan obviously drove there and shot the guy in the chest. Well, not exactly, folks. This is why I think this woman is a psychotic creep. Okay. The same year, 1957, Joan met a woman named Goldine,

Pfizer. She's a medical secretary. They became friends as well. They spent their free time together as well. Drinking coffee and gossiping. If that doesn't make you gossip, too, everybody. Oh, yeah. Yeah, me, yeah, me, yeah. How do you know a girl's gossiping?

Her mouth is moving. Day I give away. We already did that joke. It's reported that Goldine was also of the LGBTQ community, but had spent her life suppressed her feelings. no LGBT community in 1957. They weren't an organized

but they were a community, my friend, because these two certainly fouled each other. She had been suppressing her feelings and I married a man who she had recently divorced. Now, Goldine was later described as naive and easily influenced by friends. It was during these fun morning coffee meetings

where Joan would start telling Goldine about this real fuck, this asshole. Peter Fabiano, this guy. He deals drugs, you know. he's a drug dealer and he did kids he deals drugs to kids

and he beats his wife oh and she's such she was my good friend and I was trying to help her what are the bad parts though what's bad about him well tell that to the to the lady who just

decides she didn't want to deal with dick anymore lets his wife know whose boss whose boss what's right with this there's some people would find some issues with the situation okay now and she's like I worked for him

he was evil and he was so mean and what he did to his wife and she she was terrible now this is all because joan had a plan okay she saw a mark here she wasn't looking for a lover dude she was looking for a patsy yeah i'm way ahead of you by the way if you think you're setting up a story that i'm not i'm gonna be surprised by we get we get it okay so she gets goldine yeah some cash she buys a 38 smith and wessid goes outside the house on Halloween night. Joan waits in the car. Joan is sitting in the fucking car.

Sure. They wait for the lights to go out in the house. And then they send her dressed like a dude with a little mustache with a fake mustache on and a robin mask from like Batman and Robin just covered the eyes. Like she's the fucking hamburger. That's hilarious. Yeah, I know. I mean, who are you fooling, honey? So Goldine gets to the door. She gave the testimony later that when Peter opened the door, he said,

it's a little late for this, isn't it? She got off a real good response. Yeah, you know what she said? She goes, I don't feel it. No, what did she say? She goes, no. And then lifted up,

she had the gun in a brown paper bag, shot him right in the chest, and then ran back to the car. When she got back to the car, Joan kissed her and whispered, thank you. Whatever happened to just, like, throwing toilet paper over the tree out front,

right? Yeah, yeah. Got to shoot a guy? Now, here's why I think Joan's extra fucking awful. Okay. Not only did she... I'm not even sure

the creep is, yeah. It's Joan. Joan is because Joan is number one tried to break up these people's happy marriage. She's okay. And then she also... And then she also is getting

this duped woman who's just lived a life and is trying to fucking be a happy into murdering someone for her. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? I mean, yeah? So you got to admit, like you would assume that this like Goldine's

fucking in love with her, right? I just have one question for you, Betty. So, I mean, what's the interesting part? No, I'm sorry. That's not cool. Continue with your presentation. I was looking for my, don't interrupt me, cut button, and I got the new board. I couldn't find it.

Here, I'll do it myself. Don't interrupt me, cunt. Wait, what? That would always fix it. That one kills me. Okay. So they borrowed the car from some other lady that Joe knew. Okay.

They get the car back there, and Gold, And Goldine thinks these two are going to fucking go scissor off into the sunset together. And fucking... And Joan is like, hey, listen, pretend you never met me. Bye. Yeah, right. And fucking walks the other way. And Goldine is all fucking heartbroken.

Sure. And the cops of... Like, this takes a couple of days to get it out of Betty because Betty's all fucking doped up on value. Sure. And when they find out, they say, go find, uh, the woman that, uh, I think would do this is Joan Rabble. So they didn't have enough evidence to arrest her.

They start looking into her relationships. They get an anonymous tip. They find the gun because Goldine went and fucking put it in a safety depot or a lockbox in some business. Okay. She didn't throw it away. Sure. She's like, I got to keep this for my next murder when I meet my next girlfriend who

wants me to kill for. Yeah. Guns aren't for one use only. Yeah. So here's my favorite part of the story. Yeah. I found this very interesting. Uh, Goldine gets arrested.

she tells police it's a relief to get this off of my mind like that's how simple of a person we're talking about joan was eventually arrested and the two women went through several examinations with psychiatrists because as the court believed homosexuality may have made them unfit to stand trial how fucked up is that 1957 california put your mouth on that girl's pussy you're fucking in the head. What is wrong? Why would you do such a thing? Get them out of here. Send them to the insane asylum. Wow. That's interesting. They ended up being charged of first degree murder. And because it was a crime of the heart, they got to plead it down to second

degree. They got sentenced to five years to life in prison. Goldine was out by 1971. And nobody knows. I think Joan died in jail. There's not a lot of records about it. There's no records about it. Actually, I'm sorry. She didn't die in jail. She got out of jail. They don't know what happened to her okay gotcha so joan rabble's fucking dead and uh that's my creep this week all right the purveyors of the trick-or-treat murder some hot fucking lesbo talk on the creep off wow wasn't ready for that yeah i i can't believe you didn't pull the scissormy timbers uh mr garrison dropped for that one oh i forgot you know what i was looking for howard who lesbians robin i think that's gonna find that anywhere i think that's good enough right there yeah cool

all right is that the end of our presentation for creepies halloweiner yeah so your guy scared a kid into the street yeah instead of 12 real go running into the road it's not the laugh off carl it is the creep off and this woman fucking mine scissors fucked a lady into murder but you know whatever all right that we'll see what people decide on reddit that means it's time for creepos that's right this is the part of the show where we get real petty and we we talk about other true crime podcasts and why they suck and why we're the best they're the worst and we've been presenting a variety of true crime podcasts since we've been doing the who are these creepos portion of the show some huge shows that make a lot of money some not so big shows

with a couple of girls drinking wine and reading wikipedia this one is i will say this near and dear to my heart many all right this is a podcaster who i've come and contact with. This is a person who tried to ruin my life. I am speaking about... Oh, you're going to get us canceled. God damn it. Marissa Jones and The Vanished. Now, I reviewed this show on Who Are These Podcasts about five years ago. Happy Halloween. And I had tens of thousands of people try to get me fired from my job. Because this woman has... no sense of humor and thinks that she is saving

the world with her stupid fucking podcast that is boring as shit. Let me play for you. This is what she thinks she's doing. Someone doesn't want him found because if he's found, it opens Pandora's box

to all of the other things that were going on. And that's why we need help from the people that listen to your podcast. This woman thinks by talking to family members of people who have disappeared, that she's going to find them. She's not. She never

will. She doesn't have that big of a reach and even she did. These people are lost for a reason. And this is the thing that I was trying to say the last time I reviewed this show. Some people just want to be gone. They don't want to be around their family anymore or their friends. Maybe

they committed some type of crime and they changed their identity and they either fuck out of town. And this woman acts like every person who's lost is a victim. True. Some people just want to be lost. All right. I can agree with that. And this is interesting because they're talking about this person who disappeared in 1994. So this is 20 years ago. I mean, this is, well, no, 30. 30 years ago. This person is, you're not going to find this person. This is 30 years ago. But let's set the table for what 1994 was.

1994 was the year of the Lion King, which went on to be the highest grossing animated film of all time. Ace of Base was at the top of the charts with their hit, The Sign. It was also the year that Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman were murdered, and O.J. Simpson took police on that infamous police chase. For the Green family, 1994 was the year that changed the trajectory of their entire lives. Oh, boring. Boring. Boring. The way she presents is awful. I can't believe this is a professional podcast.

If Ace of Base is not the subject of your true crime podcast, there's no reason to bring them up. Oh, also, 1994, there was a guy named Nelson Mandela, became president of South Africa. He didn't bring that up? What are you? Racist. Why didn't you bring that up, Marissa Jones? That was the biggest story of the year. That's the story of 1994, Marissa Jones.

The fuck's your problem. That's silly. Anyway, so this woman is terrible presenting. so fucking boring and her show format is she just lets family members of people who are missing talk so she doesn't like remind them about how missing their person is in the middle of it like nancy grace does dude this is not a show format this is the laziest podcaster she pretends like she's solving problems she's not doing any of that she's just profiting from people's misery and by the way they always blame the police every episode i've heard of this show

the police didn't do what they needed to fucking do. I'm going to murder Shulie's fucking buddy Vinnie. He's texted me 3,000 times in the last five minutes

and he's fucking out of control. I need to block this asshole. Vinny the attorney he just fucking texts like that the shit the fuck up asshole. Is that what's happening during the show? Yes. Yes.

Is he texted you about the show? No. He's never texted me about the show. Anyway, sorry. I'm getting very distracted. I'm out of thread with Shulie and neither of them will stop fucking texting. I feel like I'm hanging out

with 15-year-old girls right now. Anyway, let's get back to the show format. It must be nice to get a text from Shulie. This is some... This is some lazy-ass podcasting right here. Call me in the morning, you know, go do whatever you're going to do or whatever, and I'll talk to you tomorrow.

And my sister grabbed the phone and she hung it up. It was sometime shortly after this call with Jared that he ultimately disappeared. He was such a special person in Shannon's life, and life simply would never be the same without him. Vinnie, this is what this show is for an hour. It's really not, you're right, it's not a format. It's basically just designed to make people feel bad.

Correct. And this woman doesn't present well. She has no charisma at all. How did she get, well, you know, that's the thing. What's that old expression about how like the more biting the humor, the smaller the audience? if you could just be as boring and as shitty as possible maybe that's the secret to all of it

you know what honestly I think the reason why Marissa Jones because I know a little bit about this because I had a conversation with Mike Boudet about it oh by the way that was a drop but anyway Marissa Jones is one of these people who got into true crime podcasting very early on

and when serial came out and the whole genre exploded she was one of the podcasts that was available and that's why she's done so well because she's terrible at it. She doesn't broadcast well. Her show format sucks. She acts like she's a journalist interviewing people whose family member went missing

and not talking to the police, not talking to anyone who was maybe an enemy of that person, just getting one side of the story and presenting it like, this is the facts. Like, no, this is not the facts, Marissa. Yeah, you can never trust the family of someone who disappeared. Most of the time, as you may point out earlier,

they're the problem. Correct. Correct. A lot of the times, these people are like, I hate my family. I'm getting the fuck out of here. And then she talks to the family, like, oh, that person never would have left.

Maybe they would have. Maybe you don't know. It's also one of those situations where the people that are always suspected by the police are always the people who are in the immediate vicinity. And if somebody was murdered, odds are it was someone very close to them

most of the time. Right. So it's probably one of the family members. Good point. Like secret murderers do you think she's had an odd who's just pointed out who's just pointing fingers at other people. Oh, please help us find this person.

I mean, probably not in my backyard. Probably not. I've looked everywhere. I already checked my backyard. Definitely not back there. Don't check there. Don't check there. Don't check there.

I checked. It's all clear. She's talking to a woman who was dating this guy, Jared Green, who's been missing since 1994. And this woman runs out of things to say about this guy very quickly. He would write me letters that were just so conned. And he would make me homemade calls. You know, and this is a teenage guy, you know, he was just always surprising me.

I mean, always. That's fascinating. Please go on. Oh, yeah? He made you a homemade card. Wow. Couldn't get a job. What a fuck.

Yeah. Wow. What a compelling story. Fucking Romeo. About this 18 year old. So they presented as if like this poor kid, just a nice guy, all of a sudden, one day, they find his car in a Walmart parking lot and he's nowhere to be found. But then there's like weird things like this.

to come up. When Shannon spoke to Jared, he was clearly upset and scared about something. It would later come out that Jared had loaned a friend a gun, and on the evening of his disappearance, he asked for the gun back. Jared stated that he needed it for protection from someone. It was clear that Jared felt that his life was in danger, and that danger must have been real, since Jared was never seen or heard from again. Well, no, I don't think that's true at all, Marissa. He, you ever loaned someone a gun, Vinny? No. That's not something people do.

That's not something people do. And then he's like, and then he needed his gun back because he was scared. Well, could it have been something else maybe? They needed his gun back for her? That's a fucking weird story right there. Yeah. I don't know about that. Yeah, can I borrow that?

I got to need it for protection for my life because I'm going to disappear. It's possible that he shot someone and then skipped out. I'm just saying that she never presents it as a possibility, but it's possible. The next week, there's a person was shot on the other side of town. All right. Mysteriously. And how is Marissa Jones? Vinnie, try to figure out where this woman's from.

What accent is this? But like most young adults, he spent a lot of his time hanging out with friends. Hanging out with friends. She talks like she's trying to sound human. He spent most of his time hanging out with friends. I don't fuck is that that's not a good Baltimore yeah right it's something like

that I don't know that's not Nancy Grace adjacent maybe that's where she's getting this from Nancy would have been like and your child has been missing since 1994 he must be very very dead yeah no Nancy Grace would say this I also have a child

but I know where he is it must suck for you to not know where your child is my baby boy was born in 1998 and he's recently graduated high school and college and is doing well thank you for asking all right so let's talk to let's go back to your dead boy let's talk to a family member who wants to blame the police they were like well he's 20 he could be off doing whatever we want maybe he doesn't want to be found i mean they absolutely did not care they were not interested

in investigating they were not interested they had no urgency around his disappearance at all kids were like well he's an adult so you know there you go he just wandered off and we're like no you don't understand he would never ever ever do that they were not interested so we called the state police and they basically gave us the same thing basically everybody told us there's really nothing we can do yeah correct when an adult is no longer around it's likely he doesn't want you to find him the police don't need to get involved in that what's playing the cops a little bit more, though. And it moved around from investigator to investigator.

And what we were told was essentially any time they had a new person that they brought in, like the rookie investigator, they'd slide Jared's case over and say, okay, here, go work on this. So they were getting- They'd also switch the salt and the sugar in the breakthrough, just to fuck with them. So they were putting investigators on it routinely? That sounds like a good thing, right? She's like, oh, my gosh. And they just kept giving it to different investigators to try to find, like, what do you want?

See if you could find Brandon, Rook. I mean, seriously, what else you want? That sounds like a pretty good thing if you're trying to find a guy. I don't know. I could be right. But let's find out the real reason why this show exists, Vinnie. Thrive Cosmetics makes high-performance beauty and skincare products with clean, skin-loving ingredients. No paraben, sulfates, or thalates.

It's all advertising. Hold on a second. What's the promo code? Yeah, it's all just fun. Yeah. Oh, my brother is missing is the promo code. If you want 50% off your first order. Profiting from pain is the promo code.

This is my favorite thing, though. Type in blood money. So there's a lot of advertising on the show. And she presents it so poorly. Even the advertising reads, I'm like, this is so boring. Who would listen? What kind of boring assholes listen to the show? So I went on her Patreon.

I'm like, how much money is this woman making on Patreon? Of course, she hides that. But I did see how many patrons she has. 283. That's less than we have, many. A lot. Ha, ha. And let me read to you the description on Patreon.

The Vantage podcast is dedicated to sharing the stories of missing person cases that have gone cold. Your generous donations will help defray some of my costs, allow me to purchase better equipment and one day travel to investigate cases further. Oh yeah, we need you on the fucking job. What are you going to do? Go have a cup of coffee and listen to a widow bitch? Seriously. Shut up, Marissa. I need to start traveling to investigate further. No, you don't. No one needs that. And then under goals, it doesn't say what the goal is, but she's 72% of the way there. How about find something anything? Yeah. Here's her goal. I produced this podcast out of my own pocket. Contributions would help.

me cover the production costs and purchase better equipment. Marissa, your, your show is all advertising. Buy better equipment. I don't know what to tell you. You have the money. Go buy some fucking better equipment. And stop threatening to sue me. This woman, DM me on Facebook, saying I'll see you in court.

Still wait, Marissa. Sue me. Still waiting. Bring it. Did you have to do the Suey part on the creep off? Could you've done that on WADP at least? Bring it. Let's go.

I can't wait to tell a courtroom that I was under duress during this second. I cannot wait to just throw you right under the bus. All right. I just want to remind everyone whose idea this segment was. Creepos. That's the voice of Vinnie Pauline, everybody. You're welcome. Carl, great presentation.

She sucks. That show is garbage. It is so bad. And of all the true crime shows that suck, that is the suckiest bunch of sock that ever sucked. And can I say there's nothing suckier than a fuckier than a fuckier. phony yeah very well said minnie i guess that means it's time for voicemails yeah yeah let's do it all right there brought to you by our good friends in syracuse the creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of syracuse happy halloween from all of us in syracuse and remember

these safe and fun tricker treating tips one travel in groups two wear neutral gang colors and finally three know which houses have the good meth See you in Syracuse Talk about a house of horrors, that fucking place Carl, I just got an email from someone And

Marissa Jones attorney Cease and desist Says I have a secret source That says Carl is cheating This is why he moved the vote to Reddit And then they attached a wave file Okay I don't know what this is, but I'm going to give this a gamble because if there's evidence here, I want to hear it.

Let's listen to it. I know you try to manipulate and control the narrative. I know you're the king of Reddit. You're the king of fake accounts. Oh, Chad, why are you so on a breath there, buddy? I know you try to manipulate and control the narrative. I know you're the king of Reddit. You're the king of fake accounts.

That's a guy having a meltdown. That guy is having a fucking mental break. Oh, so you're just going to bash his character? Yeah, Chad Zubach, yeah. But he's presenting evidence. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it was really good evidence he presented. He thinks I have fake accounts on Reddit.

It's insane. That's retarded, Chad. You're an idiot. You're a dumb idiot. And by the way, people... Nah, we got to move the vote. We got to move the vote again. I believe it.

I'm fine with that. I believe it. Also, fake accounts somewhere? I mean... People accuse people having sock accounts always have sock accounts. Oh, Christ. Every fucking time. All right.

here's a caller who's annoyed with me apparently probably me more so than you good hey viny carl first time long time love the show but i gotta call you guys out on something sometimes you guys are the cringiest cliche atheist i've ever heard the only thing missing from it would be like you guys tipping your fedora at the camera i had to listen to viny

proceed a comment about a pedophile with and this is why i hate church people get to new arguments grow the fuck up you You're cliche as fuck. All right. Love you guys. I agree. I agree with that caller.

It is like kind of hack. Be like, oh, church people suck. Like, yeah. One of these, oh, fuck you all. I agree with that collar. Okay. We'll do better. I have a call for us.

Oh, good. This is for the creep off. Give me a break, Vinnie. Are you trying to tell me that there isn't some pedophile who rates a kid and then fires a new federal law every other day, every other week in New Jersey. I voted for Carl this week. That was a week. Thank you fuck you by. Thank you, sir. Yeah. Thanks for the votes. Raped a child's dead

body. Yeah, what a normal. Yeah, not a creep. All right, here's another voicemail. How did you lose with that one? Because of your fucking sock accounts. Did you lose with that one? It's literally why Megan's law exists.

I love this show. The show is getting great. It used to suck, but now I think it's good. Since I've been out of four-week winning streak, I've really been enjoying the show. It's ever been better. Oh, God damn it.

Hey, so on the last version of the creep-off, there was a couple mentions of a body being hidden in tall grass, which reminded me of something. How does a Scotsman find a sheep standing in

tall grass? Very satisfying see you all right great joke I like that one all right

if Chad's listening you can seal that joke it's finer than anything you've ever said on stage all right we got some comments on our old pal that we read a letter

from last week oh right I forgot the song last week So a lot of people had thoughts on the letter from podcast, Hitman. Yeah. Here's one. Hey, please don't fucking pay podcast hitman money. Please don't put money on his books.

It's funny that he wrote a letter and playing into his like weird attention seeking from jail. But maybe putting money on the books of like a murderer might be a step too fucking Mark, I don't know. I mean, what a fucking shame that he has to go without his favorite snacks or confectionaries for a pack of cards while sitting in jail for murder. So, uh, I don't know. Hey, Carl. You know, I honestly feel like maybe we should throw give podcast hitman a hundred bucks on the wheel

Costco. Oh, that's a great idea. Or we can put that on our Patreon description, we can say, please help us give podcast hitman money for much needed cigarettes while he's in prison. A beloved murder. And I think this might be I think this might actually be a call from prison

from podcast, it man. All right. Oh, why didn't he talk to me? Nobody gets my side of the story. It's not fair. Also, I'm going to fuck your wife. God. I hope they fucking hang you, hitman. Christ. I've been waiting to hear this all week.

Did you give it to Jenny to read? And when she saw that, what was her response? I didn't tell her anything about it. I just let her read it. How many vodka sodas was she into? Oh, no. This was in the afternoon. And I just heard from the kitchen, oh, Jesus Christ.

She was, and then her brother's in town. My brother-in-law was staying with us last night. And I gave it to him to read. And I didn't warn him what was in it. I know. It's not funny. It's not fun. That's a fun prank to play on the family. Hey, I guess it's great. Some correspondents here. Here's someone yelling at me. Actually, hold on a second. We'll get back to that one. This is going great. Sorry, we had so many calls this week, and I thought I labeled it right. I didn't.

So this one is, uh, someone who wants a comment on our bonus episode that we released on Patreon and Supercast last week. Oh, great episode. It was a banger. We watched a Lyle Stevenson. Oh, yeah. Phenomenal. Fucking a Paul Lind impersonator tried to hit on boys at a pay phone. It was the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

I felt so dirty after watching that again. Oh, no, guys. I just finished the bonus episode and you're telling me that there's a dog that sniff come? Okay.

Somebody out there, like whoever's idea that was, he's a fucking problem. Like, hey guys. I was just, you know, hang out the canine. and the K-9 unit. I was just thinking, you know, you have to just sniff everything, you know?

We bring drugs by and have you sniff drugs, and I'm just thinking maybe I could take one home for a bit and maybe have it snips come. It's fucking gross! This dog's a fucking entire existence! It's not, I mean, I think busting drugs is pretty terrible, but at least the dogs gonna snip drugs. This would have to snip some. Old guys fucking crusty cum Oh, fucking grow

Okay, that voice fell entertained me You kept the energy up It was a little long But I let it go Dude, we didn't even bring that up Like who's the guy Who's the guy who trained this dog

Could that guy be arrested, please? Who trained a dog to sniff cum? Yeah, and her name is April, by the way She's a good girl She's a good girl Ugh Yuck Uh

All right Actually, I think I have a drop for that That's gross That is gross I fucked up last week The person who did our amazing Our amazing new scum prey jingle That we're going to hear at a second

It's called to yell at me Oh good God damn it Finney It's junk food king Not fast food king What is this a fucking Is this to get me back For spelling you and Carl's names wrong

In the email I sent you Anyway I love the show Glad you guys like the jingle Go fuck your cat This guy's mad because we didn't call junk food king. Sorry. What kind of moniker is that?

How dare you get my name wrong? Sir, I'd be junk food king. I have royalty, sir. Yes. All right. Well, let's, are you ready for a scumprite, Carl? Yes, I am. All right.

Let's get after it. Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fuchsia raids that these creeps have made. Scum parade. Vinny and Carl Gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid

Fucked by his mom or dad Soking up a blood of a cat Scum parade I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings Junk Food Cagg We really like that one That was really great Thank you sir

You know what I'd really like it if the jingles department would work on that theme song that we talked about for like two years. I already forgot. I already forgot about it. I bet you if I told everybody what it was, a listener would make it before you ever did. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Let's go to the nation's capital, shall we, Vinnie? Let's do it, Carl. All right. A suspect has been arrested in Washington, D.C. After a woman claimed he poured a gallon of urine on her as she was walking downtown. James Walker, Jr. 55, was arrested for... Whoa. who what's his name

James Walker Donald Biden it's a different one I wouldn't be surprised Yeah he's way older than 55 Yeah that's true You know His headshot though

I'm looking at over here Looks like he's still in his 20s Why is that I wonder I gotta tell you a thing about Jimmy Walker Yeah He is the grumpiest motherfucker But I very much like him as a person Oh yeah

He's fascinating dude like people used to go ahead the people that used to come and hang out and write with him back in the day like fucking shanling and shit like that you got to be a cool guy to hang out that crowd and maybe just have a sitcom that people thought you'd get to work too that's also i know he sounds like he's an asshole but all right but i don't know he's funny in a grumpy kind of way i think he doesn't throw pee on women as far as i know so i'll just clear that up right only in the bedroom that's right officers responded to a report of an assault at around 930 a m on a Friday it was a salty Salt. The soggy assailant. Carl, this guy had a gal and a piss on a Friday morning at 9.30. Dude, I never throw a piss on a chick before noon. The first piss of the morning is brutal to do to someone. No, you can't do that.

That's more of like a late afternoon thing, don't you think? Chuck and piss on a chick? I feel like that's a late sunny afternoon weekend. Yeah, weekend. Right, right. Not a weekday in the morning. out of the park we'll throw the frisbee some piss sure be good time sure she said her head and face recovered in urine she was not seriously her witnesses reported hearing the woman scream

and seen him grab her from behind a pouring gallon of liquid on her head how did a good prank how many peas is that a gallon that's got to take some time right how long let me ask you this question yeah how long do you think and how much liquid do you think stuttering john's first piss the morning. How much liquid do you think it produces? I think he drools a gallon. I just think the drool coming out of his face is probably a gallon of liquid. Would you rather have studdery Jodd piss thrown on you or a homeless guy's piss thrown on you? A homeless guy? Yep. Good answer. Until John becomes that homeless guy. Then I'll change my answer. Is that what's coming up next? I would love it if like this guy turns out he used to work for Man Cow. He's another morning show guy.

who just failed downwards. All right, let's move out to Victorville, California. A man wearing a pennywise the clown mask from the movie It sexually assaulted a woman in a parking lot and then robbed another one in an ATM. Wow, it's like being in the movie. It's like not Smellivision, not Rapeovision. Rapo Vision.

Whoa, it's like I'm in the movie It. This is, whoa, I'm getting raped. And then it costs me 500 bucks. So police said on Tuesday, officers responded to the Arrowhead Credit Union, after a 54-year-old woman called 911 and said she was robbed of $500 in cash by a man wearing a clown mask and a red sweatshirt. Now, she got off easy. By the way, all the victims in this case, she's the one who got off easy.

As the deputies drove to the bank, they spotted a man walking in the area who matched the physical description of the suspect. They quickly detained Hernandez with no incident. During the investigation, the victim positively identified him as the man who robbed her, and deputies recovered the $500 and stolen cash inside of his backpack. And the cops are like, okay, 10% for us. Here you go. Here's your $370, ma'am.

Then the deputy said they learned above a crime committed by Hernandez minutes before the robbery occurred. Yeah. A second victim, a 50-year-old woman, called 911 to report she had been sexually assaulted in the parking lot of the L supermarket by an unknown man wearing a clown mask and a red sweatshirt. The craziest part is he raped her with a balloon animal. Do you think that he put the clown makeup on his dick? Do you think he put the clown makeup on his dick, too? Because that would be like going the extra mile. Wow.

So the woman was positively identified Hernandez as the man who assaulted her as well. He's been booked and he's on a $200,000 bond. It's charged with robbery, assault, and sexual battery. Happy Halloween, everybody. it came on that lady I get it this next story is not very fun but they

won me over when they said bionic arm yeah the headline for the story is pretty good a father allegedly abused his daughter by burying her alive and beating her with his metal reinforced arm to punish her

what's the point of having a robot arm if you're not using it to beat children Vinny, I ask you. Well, I present to you the jury. Beating kids and masturbating. It's really the only reason you would have a robotic arm, isn't it? Interesting. I didn't even think of that. Yeah, well.

To rethink that. I don't you ever want to get a hand job by a robot? It's not gay because it's your, oh. Or is it? It's not gay. It's a male robot hand. Yeah, no, robots don't have sexuality. You're all the fucking robots.

You're telling me you would let, you're telling me you would let, data give you a hand shop? Yeah. Oh yeah, for sure. We're all going to be fucking robots in the next 10 or 15 years, Phiddy. I mean, I want to get out in front of it and just say it's not gay. All right. And all those images you're going to find of me on the internet. I am saying this is not gay at all. It's totally normal to fuck a robot. There it is.

He's been charged with three counts of aggravated assault and one count of strangulation, unlawful restraint, false imprisonment of a minor, and endangering the welfare of a child. John Edward Kraft 50 years old of Green County. County District Attorney David Russo told local media there are numerous allegations that are very severe and barbaric in nature.

The craft was arrested after the six-year-old siblings reportedly told police about the brutal punishments that he gave to their younger sibling. He would bury her in the yard when he believes she is lying. Dude, it's literally that Bill

Cosby joke. I brought you into this role and I can take you out. This guy took that very seriously. He's like, it's my kid. Of course I can bury her alive. what do you mean What's the problem Hey I got the paperwork I paid for the birth

I paid the hospital bill Right what's the problem Get in the casket kid Get in the casket kid The name of this episode Perfect for Halloween The child herself told Investigating

Investigators Her sibling said the vile punishment Would leave her quote smelling like sewage No that's not good Yeah Come on Can't just bury me the good part of the yard not by the septic tank maybe she's shitting herself i mean i would

i think i'd shit myself someone was burying me alive the young victim also reportedly told investigators her would often whip her with a belt and beat her with his arm which has a metal rod inserted in it after he had an operation it just sounds like one of those uh batman fight scenes bam bam wamp you know though i just imagine this dude like raking the bars with this metal arm like fucking big boss man just fucking walking down the hallway. Come out and play. Dig, tick, dig, tick.

Daddy's coming. Rousseau told local media the allegations are that this child was beaten brutally and that the child had bruises all over her body. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. She was buried in a hole as a punishment. She was thrown into a hole overnight. Her head was slammed off the wall and slammed off the floor. The children also

reportedly told police of the young girl was often choked to the point of uncontacted. I actually have audio of that. Okay. Okay, I don't. The victim of her siblings have reportedly taken into foster care, and Kraft is currently being out of the Greek County jail

with a $125,000 bond. So this guy fucks with two 50-year-old ladies in a parking lot, $200,000 bond. This guy buries a child alive. $150,000 bond. We learn a lot about the justice system of this country. We do. A little inconsistent.

Also, where's the mom? in this scenario? And the hole next to the kid, I'm guessing. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. I'm like, why is there no mention of these children's mother anywhere? She's dad, right? A dad can't be a single parent, Carl. A father can't be a single parent.

All right. A place near a dear to my heart, Blunt County, Alabama. I've been to Blunt County. It's where they filmed those scenes in the Bruno movie. Oh, right. Throw the Jew down the well. No, the one with and Bruno, where he goes out

camping in Alabama with a bunch of rednecks, that was Plunt County. Got it. Okay. A 38-year-old man was arrested in charge after allegedly failing, stabbing his 52-year-old living girlfriend and dismembering her body. That's not good. On Saturday, October 22nd,

shortly before 5.30 p.m., a neighbor called 911 to request a welfare check at a home. At the scene, authorities reportedly found the victim Tammy Bailey dismembered and deceased with more than a hundred stab wounds. How's you doing? Didn't make it. Didn't make it.

Didn't wake up from that one. She wasn't able to wake up. I like how in this article it says that she died from a major stab wound to the heart. Yeah, that can be fatal. Stamb wounds to the heart are oftentimes fatal. So this is a fucked up story. In October 21st, the couple reportedly came home from a birthday celebration trip. Fields wanted to engage in sex with his girlfriend

She turned him down So he wanted to stab her with his dick And he stabbed her one time And I think that's the time that killed her Then he put her in a room He left her in a room by herself And he claves And he went back in there the next day

And felt like he was having a bad dream And just started stabbing her again And again and again After she was already dead That's what he fucking started stabbing her And fucking chopping her up and shit Then he called his mom And it was like mom

I did something horrible And she was like, what did you do? And he's like, I don't want to tell you. But maybe drop off some garbage bags, leave him on the step. I don't fucking know. I could really use some bleach. I don't know if you have any laid around the house, but that'd be amazing right now. Tammy?

Oh, you don't hear from her no more. She's, uh... She moved out. Yeah. Lots of boxes. She fell to pieces. She fell to pieces. She's literally the pieces over our breakup, mom.

Uh, then the mother was concerned and called the sister who lives next door to them. And the sister called and he said, I did something really bad. She went over there and tried to get in. She said, what did you do? And he was like, no, I'm not, I didn't do anything. And she starts kicking on the door. And he's like, no, don't come in here. Oh, no.

And he's running around trying to hide everything. And then the cops, uh, were called by the sister. And then they came in and they found what was left of Tammy Bailey. so the scum parade these are our peeps we always do end with a doozy don't we yeah that's not a great one this guy makes podcast hitman look sane and balanced i want to give this guy money too let's start giving money to all the people we feature i tell you i put it a hundred dollars to podcast hitman out of the wheel of consequence just because it's fucking funny that is funny somebody right and tell him that would you yeah oh by the way yeah your sister-in-law your sister-law got him a magazine

need subscription oh she did yeah to what like wine and culture or something like that wine and culture yeah he just wants wrestling and nudie bags yeah you could get don't listen don't anybody buy him a pw insider uh subscription don't do it you're not a fan of pro wrestling don't give her don't give him any melts or shit okay getting a little too inside all of a sudden don't do it okay he's been a naughty boy he's in there he's been he does not get magazines all right bennie let's read the superchats and call it today you're ready buddy do we have super chats we don't okay be cool if we did no yeah wouldn't it we do pretty good if we had super chat you should do that dixon would drop a ton of cash on us every

week dude he's loaded that guy oh yeah Tucker dixon that's what they say that's what he says that's what he tells me well folks that is the end of this fantastic Halloween edition of the creep off uh go listen to our last bonus episode on Patreon or on Supercast All of you who ordered your zombie t-shirts They all went out And I saw a lot of you on social media Got them delivered and liked them

So awesome, thank you for supporting Thanks to H-TB For making that happen They did a good job, man They got them out pretty quick for everybody Good turnaround time Good, that's surprising I think we might do another

One Run shirt at some point Haven't decided what we're going to do yet But I have some ideas And until the next time we meet Remember, it is nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia. Drugs are bad.

You shouldn't do drugs. Jesus. Great. Uh-oh, retort alert! Retort alert, class! He's a garbage. Ciao Bella. May your enemies be cursed in your podcast adventures.