The Creep Off - Episode 142: Audiophile

Episode Date: December 5, 2022

In honor of the World Cup, Karl and Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest footballer: In WATC we meet the ladies from New Zealand based true crime podcast “sinister Dynasty”: In the scum parade we meet the worst bank robber of all time, an opportunistic FedEx driver and a young man who just wanted to prove he was a man.For links to vote, merch or to support the show visit thecreepoff.comRead the stories here:Blind paedophile, 58, used voice activation technology to find child sex abuse images online (dailymail.co.uk)Michael Loyd Admits Robbing Bank In Springfield, Mo. | Crime News (oxygen.com)Florida man allegedly fatally stabbed mother because she never pushed him 'to be a man' | Truecrimedaily.com FedEx driver arrested in the killing and kidnapping of a 7-year-old girl (msn.com)

Hey everyone, welcome to Chad Zumach's favorite podcast, Carl's Creepy Crew, or as we call it, the creep off. Anyways, the rules here are very simple. Each one of these guys brings in a creep based on a theme, then you go over to the subreddit and you vote for whoever you like the most or whoever brought the best creep. After five losses, the loser spins the dreaded wheel of consequences, which has funny consequences, such as jumping into an icy lake or having Chad Zumok on your podcast. Twice. Last week was Black Friday week, and our very own discount, Louis Anderson, brought in a couple that proved that snitches do get stitches. Meanwhile, Bargham Ben Anthony Coomia brought in a woman who spread holiday cheer. And by holiday cheer, I mean she maced a bunch of people so she could buy an Xbox.

Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. What an asshole. K. Bart Coomia. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock.

I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Bring in the clowns. Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola creepbos Welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast

The show about creeps by creeps for you creeps I'm your host Vinny And joining me It's K. Markumia himself That's pretty funny. What's happening, Vinnie Paulita? Carla.

How's it going, buddy? I'm good, man. I have a problem with one of the things that Tucker said in that intro. What part was that? He goes, you go to the subreddit and then you vote for whoever you like the most or who brought the biggest creep. No, you vote for who brought the biggest creep. It's in a popularity contest. It's not about who you like the most.

It's not about who you want to have a slice of pizza with. It's about who on that episode brought the biggest creep. You know what I love about you saying that? What's that? I think it's that you assume. that all the people listen to this show like me more than you. Obviously. I think that a lot of the people who listen to our show are extremely immature,

and you look like a giant teddy bear that they just want to snuggle with at nighttime. And that's why you get votes. That's what I think is going on. I'm going to tell you some of that. If people that listen to this show want to snuggle with me, get the fuck away. But he hates being touched. I don't have he touched by people very much. So let's just plant that seed because obviously everyone's going to see us at BabelCon,

DabbleCon. Babelcon is going to be the Opie show. Yeah, Babelcon's opi. That's later in the year. Yeah. Dabelcon, February 34th, WATP Live.com for tickets. If you come to that show, you will see Vinny and give a big old hug. He loves that.

He loves meeting the listeners and getting big hugs. If you look at me and you say, excelsior true believers, you're going to have to hold Papa Bear back. You're getting a hug. You're getting a hug. A big old bear hug from this guy. Okay, there you go. Now, folks, last week. We talked about Black Friday, and we both presented creeps.

And my creep was an American Eagle manager who murdered another American Eagle manager and tried to rob the place very poorly. Yeah. And your lady maced a bunch of people to buy an Xbox for a reasonable price. Correct. Yes. Correct. So, you know what? I want to point something out because you're going to show the vote right now.

And I know how this is going. Good. Everyone asks like, the creep that I brought is just a great mom who wanted to get an Xbox for her kids. but what about those 20 moms who didn't get an Xbox for their kids? Because they were maced in Walmart. Did you ever think about that scenario? Good mothers, good mothers, poor planners, I think is what you're about to say. Hey, Carl.

Show the vote. Vinnie with 108 to my 45. Oh, no. It's not even close. Not cool. Exalt to your true believers. Hey, Carl. Yes, buddy.

Vin housing for their win housing. All right. Enjoy it. Thank you. That means it's two to one this round and I am closer and closer to getting my Patreon money back. Oh, dude, you know what I did with my Patreon money?

Yeah, you probably bought Hard Seltzer. From our show. I played Blackjack at the casino. Steel Panther was playing at Del Lago, so I went down there Friday. And won $400 and then gave $900 back immediately. So that's where the money's going, Vinnie. But thanks, it was fun.

I had a good time. I could have bought my wife something very nice, but okay. I'll let her know that you were thinking of her. So if you want to support the show, and it's not the Patreon money, I do get a piece of this. You could get yourself a cramp a shirt. I got one of those. I'm going to get one. Those are cool.

I got you covered, man. Oh, you do? Yeah, I got you covered. I know someone. Sweet. Yeah. No problem. You could get one.

Excellent. But if you want one, you can visit HTV kicksass. com until December 13. then they are gone forever. They're going to be in the mail on their way to you by December 16th. So hopefully you could wear them around the crampus tree this year. That is some of the best art I've seen Mint do, by the way. That's great.

It really is a cool picture. And it's kind of hard to see, but like on the little name tag, it says to hell from crampus. It's kind of cute. That's cute to hell. Yeah. There it is. All right. That means that it's time to start today's round.

Hold on, Vinny. Okay. You're forgetting something very important today is a holiday. Which holiday is that? It is Super Chat Monday. Happy Super Chat Monday, Vinnie Paulino. Super Chat Monday! I get down with this now.

Super Chat Monday. Wow, happy Super Chat Monday. I feel like just a week ago it was Super Chat Monday. And here we are again on Super Chat Monday. Yep, we will read all of your super chats at the end of the show, so make them count. If there's one that's really funny, you can always interrupt the show and read it. I could do that. I will.

If you're really funny, I'm not actually going to. I don't see the superchats. I guess I could if I wanted to. I'll tell you what I did today, folks, for the first time ever, I'm actually keeping the chats really open here on this page so I can see them through the whole show. Oh, good. And I will take care of all of you great super chattered. Guys, fuck with Vinny.

I don't see the super chats, but he does. So you have your marching orders. They don't listen to you. No, they don't. Good point. You have no power here, sir. All right. All right.

All right. All right. Well, happy Super Chat Monday. Are you ready to start off our creep off? I am certainly ready. Let's discuss before we ring the bell. The category this week is soccer or football players. Yes.

Well, you would call it a footballer. Creepiest footballer, aka creepiest soccer player. Okay. To us Americans. Okay. You ready to get into it? Carl, ring that bell. Let's go.

All right, Carl. My creep's name is Brunan. Bruno Fernandez de Sousa. Now, in 2010, the guys live in the dream. He's a Brazilian soccer player. He just won a national championship on the most popular team in Brazil, Flamengo. No, that's a fun name. He was the team star.

He was the goalie, and he was the team captain. Okay. He's a good-looking dude. He was one of the most popular players in the country. There were talks about him going to play internationally, as well as representing Brazil in the World Cup. By the way, being popular in Brazil means you probably have a pretty hot girlfriend.

I'm going to point that out. Not the worst place to be when you're popular. He had to literally beat them away from him. Oh, gosh. Poor guy. Well, everything he was on top of the world. Yeah. Until he met Eliza Zamudio.

Now. She sounds like a problem. I am putting him as my creep this week, not her. All right, but, you know. I will say this. she did brag about having a relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo who's like one of the biggest soccer stars in the world, right? I don't know much about that guy.

And the only thing I do know is this week when I was Googling soccer players. Do you know that he butt raped a lady in a hotel? That I don't know. I don't know if that's cheering up. Also, did you know there's two Rinaldos that are star soccer players? Really? Yes. Shocking.

Yes, from different countries. So you have to be careful when you're researching your Rinaldos. Yeah, I think it was Cristiano. Okay. I don't know. I'll look it up. That sounds like a fun story. I'm surprised I didn't make the scum stream today.

It might make a scum parade. It would have made a scum parade if it had happened while the show was happening. This was like years ago. Okay. So either way, they met at a teammates home after a game. Bruno was married and had kids, but the two connected at the party and had an ongoing affair that lasted roughly three months. The party was reportedly a footballer's orgy. Oh, okay.

That's a party. Now, in May of 2009, the Daily Mail reported that the parents going to an orgy and then having a girlfriend afterwards, that's gay. Hey, Carl. That's really gay. Super Chat. Yeah. I love Cardiff Electric. He is so cool, unlike Carl.

$2.70. He said, thank you, Cardiff Electric. That was from Cardiff himself. Hold out a second. Hold on a second. I got a plan for Super Chat. Shoot Super Chat Monday. Okay.

I'm right in the middle of my creep, but I'm going to make this fun. Ooh, Cardiff Cardiff Electric The most famous podcast in the world today Cardiff Electric He's so cool Come out of Play We got a super chat

You got a bell now I got a bell Okay great There was a bell in the hallway I just stole it Okay So she got knocked up after the pair had sex and apparently the condom burst.

Oh, that's even gayer. So you go to an orgy, now you have a girlfriend and then you knock her up. Yep. Jeez. Yep. So Bruno reportedly demanded that she have an abortion. Okay. The only sensible thing here.

Couldn't be, you know, just tell your wife and your kids that they have a new brother or sister covered. Nope. She demanded an abortion. But when she decided she didn't want to have an abortion. Of course not. she was about four months pregnant Zamudio it called the police after she had been held

captive by Bruno and others and was forced to take Sciotech which is an illegal abortion drug Oh okay I thought it was like an online course I just got my certification in Sciotech so there's a lot of job opportunities coming my way television repair Sciotac

Yeah right So he put a gun to her head during this and said to her you don't know who I am or what I'm capable of. The sciotech did not work, though. It failed. Even though they kidnapped her, held her down, made her drink the shit, failed. You know, a baseball bat is also effective in this scenario.

But all right, whatever, to each their own. And baseball bats are everywhere in Brazil, I know. Okay, for good points. So she starts having the, she has the baby. The baby's name is Bruno Hino. the baby's name is monthly paycheck it's Portuguese for monthly paycheck in February 2010 Bruno never acknowledged that he was the father of the child denied attempts to take the paternity test eventually DNA tests did he go on Mori was he on Mori video are you going to

play me a video of that no no we have a 499 super chat he says he learned about this show from the Cardiff Electric Podcast So make sure he sees some of this money. Not bloody money. Ooh, Cardiff. Cardiff, the long check. All right. That's enough of that.

It's a little bit much. So the DNA tests prove that it was just good. I like this super chat that fucks with your flow. This is fun. This is good. I don't even remember what you're creeped in or what his name is. All right, keep going to throw this fucking bell across the room in a second. It worked once.

It worked once, Carl. Now, in February 2010, again, never acknowledges he's the kid. On June 4th, though, 2010, Eliza and the baby completely disappear. Bruno is a national hero. Yeah. Biggest soccer star in the country. Sure. But he's also the number one suspect.

Imagine the relief he felt when that little baby boy was found alive, Carl. Well, listen, I would have asked Nancy Grace if what the father thought about that. this because you always have to trust the family he is where he he's like he's worried sick well he didn't acknowledge this kid oh right all of her family knew it was his so they all told the cop she's missing the baby's missing all right they end up finding the baby alive was abandoned in a slum by a woman who looked according to witnesses exactly like bruno's wife diane oh okay now i want to know where the hell do they find a slum in brazil that must have been hard to do Keep going.

Come on. Keep going. Come on. So the police start questioning Mr. Bruno's associates because they're going, all right. It sounds like this guy's wife dropped this baby off. They find his teenage cousin, Jorge Rosa. And he claims that he and his friend Luis Henrique Romano, who had a really fun nickname. They called him spaghetti, picked up Ms. Zamundo and her son from a Rio de Janeiro.

hotel after she accepted an invitation from the footballer to talk about the paternity claims. Okay. So she's going to go meet the dad, finally get this all suddenly get some support for a little brunhino. Yep. Miss Muda was then allegedly handed over to a former military policeman whose last name was Santos, who committed barbaric tortures on her before strangling her to death with a necktie in front of the child. Fuck the police. Santos, who was allegedly paid $8,000 to murder her,

played loud music at a stereo to drown out the woman's screams. It was alleged that Bruno, his cousin, and his wife watched Santos torture her and then helped him chop up her body and toss pieces of her to Bruno's pet Rottweilers. Wow. Seems unnecessary. These three people fed her to the fucking Rottweilers. He could afford the dog food. And what was left, they buried in kind of.

concrete. Now, a detective who investigated the case that his acts were almost impossible to describe without breaking down. Really horrific stuff. Bruno was charged with murder, kidnapping, and hiding a body. A DNA test proved the footballer's paternity. The child is now being looked after by Mrs. Amuto's mother. Now, here's the wild shit, Carl. This comes out. Obviously, the soccer team drops him. They accused DeSuzza, along with eight other people, for the conspiracy see for kidnapping and murdering this woman. Yep. During the trial, Bruno cries and cries and cries.

He cries about how his best friend Spaghetti paid someone to kill her. Not me. I didn't do it. It was spaghetti. He told the court he didn't order her murder, but he did accept it. That's his crime. He accepted it. He was like, all right.

His lawyer also claimed he tried to commit suicide twice. in the prison because he felt so horrible that did not happen he made that up well i don't know why that would even matter he was trying to say that he felt so horrible about what happened to this woman he was just making up shit i mean you can also feel horrible about about being in prison you know people commit suicide in prison a lot for a lot of reasons yeah like being in prisons number one on the list yeah you are correct he was convicted of ordering the murder and was sentenced to 22 years in prison you know who killed himself in prison jeffrey epstein do you do you hear about that killed himself something to

about that. Killed himself in prison. Committed suicide. Do you know that? Yeah. Hey, you want to know something else interesting about this case? Yeah, please. Bruno had really good lawyers, Carl. I bet. And he was a very famous soccer star. Sure. Yeah. They got him freed after six years in prison. Nice. Just to wait for his appeal. Nice. Like literally, nothing changed other than they were waiting for an appeal. And they let him out of jail. Now, they let him out in February of 2017. Within two, weeks, Carl. He was back on a team and playing great. He handed a two-year contract by Brazilian club

Ball Esporta. Yes. Here is a quote. That's funny because we think of like Deshaun Watson and like how that signing is a little bit suspect, but he didn't do anything like chop up his ex-girlfriend. Michael Vic put back to play for the Eagles for like six years. That's true. And the Jets, I think. Did he play for the Jets too for a while? I think he was on the Pills roster for a minute. Oh, Jesus.

So this is a quote from him from his first media appearance out of jail. What happened happened. I made a mistake, a serious one. But mistakes happen in life. I sure do. I'm not a bad guy. People tried to bury my dreams because of one mistake.

Yeah. But I ask God for forgiveness. So I'm carrying on with my career, dude, end quote. Awesome. I like this guy. He played five games until everyone in Brazil was so fucking outraged that the Brazilian Supreme Court had to get involved. That's hilarious.

And they set up back to jail. But here's the funny part, man. He's a good player and people like soccer. So he's in jail in 2017. They sent him back. By 2019, he was released to serve partial house arrest, being able to work or train in the day while having to return to his house at night. Yep. Since then, he has subsequently joined three football clubs.

He retired in January of this past year. and plans on opening a cafe this February. Perfect. He might even run for president of Brazil one of these days. That's great. That's my creep. That's a happy ending right there. Bruno Fernando de Sousa, he's just living his best life and that woman was fed to Rottweilers.

You know, in my research for this week, I learned that there's a lot of prison soccer teams, and there have been guys who have been scouted out of prisons because they played so well on their prison soccer team. You go play for real clubs. wild. I know. It's crazy. All right. Well, that's a fun story there, Vinnie. Yeah, that's my soccer trait. All right. So when we talked about this, Vinnie and I were texting about soccer yesterday. My first thought was David Ike because David Ike is hilarious. And I was going to play videos of him talking about lizard people back in the 90s before Alex Jones, before anyone else was talking about. Sorry, Carl, Carl, we have a super chat. Let's go. Uh, from Camp Critical

49. Big deal. He ain't no Aaron Hernandez. Go Pats. Oh, that's a point. me. Good point. God, Aaron Hernandez. Has he been featured on this show yet? No, but I call him. No shit. That's a crazy story. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Anyway, I thought, okay, if I bring David Ike, I'm not going to win.

Because I think probably most people who listen to our show agree with David. Ike. So I've picked someone different, Vinnie. I have picked Nizar Trebelzi. Now, this is a Tunisian international who was off to a promising start playing for a German team in Dusseldorf. But all that changed when he got involved

with the world's most notorious terrorist group. September 13th, 2000... The proud boys? September 13th, 2001, two days after 9-11, he was arrested for his involvement with al-Qaeda and implications in a planned attack on a Belgian air base. He was also implicated in the three, Warded 2001 Paris Embassy attack, where he was the plan designated bomber and even had a role in making the bomb.

He was a soccer player who knew how to make a bomb. Yeah. No wonder that they got thwarted. He was going to suicide bomb himself. This guy's a footballer. Like, can't we find someone else who's not doing so well in life to do this? But this guy was gung-ho for the cause. I think he's the perfect guy to be a bomber.

He could just run and do like a cool soccer kick and kick it into building. Sure. Well, that's not how they do that, though. They actually strap it underneath their suit. No, no. He would just run up and throw it in the end. and do a soccer kick and kick it through the front doors. So he was arrested for this.

He served a 10-year prison sentence for plotting to blow up that air base in Belgium, which was housing American soldiers at the time. Now, there was an indictment from the U.S. And according to the indictment, Trebeltsia prepared to travel to Afghanistan to train for jihad while living in Germany in 2000. And he actually met... Two-faced Lally Baster gave us 99 cents, Carl. Don't do that.

Don't give us $9. So if you're going to interrupt me. Make it two bucks. Make it at least two bucks for interruptions. If you want a real interruption, it's got to be five bucks. Okay. Thank you. Let's set some ground rules here.

He actually met with Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan in the spring of 2001. And at bin Laden's direction, he later spoke with al-Qaeda's chief military planner, Mohamed Attef. Trebelzi had strongly resisted extradition to the U.S. fearing inhumane treatment. His last appeal was rejected by the Belgian Council of State. So listen to this. This guy serves 10 years for this planned attack on this air base in Belgium. After his 10 years, the U.S. is like, hey, we want that guy.

Send him over here. So they do. And he is currently in a jail somewhere. And there's actually been a report done. We're not really cool to terrorists here in the U.S. We don't really treat them all that well. I think this sounds like everybody's getting ready to vote for Viti. But go ahead.

He has spent a decade in custody in the U.S., according to your report by a special envoy in the United Nations, to the United Nations. He is being kept in isolation with no daylight in his cell and with artificial lights on 24 hours a day. The report also says he does not receive appropriate care or medication while he's in this prison. So Belgium was actually sued for extraditing him because it actually goes against some EU law to just after this guy served his time to have to serve. for the same crime over in the U.S. So they have to pay 10,000 euros for every year Trabelsky has been in the U.S. They had to pay 100,000 euros to his family over this. Okay.

Keep going, Carl. I love this story. In 2016, the Belgian state was ordered to pay 78,000 euros and damages to Trabelsi and his family because of the extradition. So that's on top of the 10,000 per year that they have to pay out for every minute that he spends wasting away in a U.S. prison. So he's a creep because he's costing Belgian's taxpayer dollars?

The reason why he's a creep, Vinny, is because guys like this are the reason why I have to get up at 3.30 a.m. if I have a 6 a.m. That's why you vote for Carl this week because this guy is a terrorist with al-Qaeda and is really fucked up air travel for the last over 20 years. It's annoying.

A vote for this guy is a vote for TSA as the biggest creep, all right? That's what I'm saying right now, Vinny. If you hate security lines and taking your shoes off, vote for Carl What the hell is it supposed to be? Like what? Yep.

You heard it here first. You heard it here first, folks. You know what? You know, Carl? I got nothing. I didn't know how to argue with that. I didn't know how to argue with that. You did add strong.

You really did. God damn it. All right. So those are your creeps this week. You could vote on the subrata and make sure you do. We'd appreciate to join on there and have some dialogue.

Tell us what you think. Who should win? We do get a lot of people voting, which is great. And a lot of great. comments after people vote in the thread on the subrider. So yeah, definitely check that out. All right. So, Carl, yes. I believe that would make it time for some of who are these creeps? Who are these creepos? The best stinger in the business right there. Who are these creepos?

The new segment on the creep off. Do you know why we do this segment, Vinny? Spite. Correct. We believe, no, we know that we know that we're the best true crime show on the internet today. And we also know there's a lot of true crime podcasts out there. So what we're doing is we're breaking down one by one every other true crime show except for certain scale. You know, I'm going to interrupt you for this one. Cardiff Electric wants to know, where's the roast video? We're breaking down every other true crime podcast one by one to show everyone else that we have the best true crime podcast. This week, I am featuring a show that is called sinister dynasty.

This is a suggestion from Daniel Johnson, who's a New Zealander. And these women are also New Zealanders, and they put the nasty in dynasty. Dude, pull up their picture that I sent you. If you go to their website, this is the first thing you see.

They're both holding kitchen knives standing back to back, like they're in some kind of rom-com. This is really an awful unflattering picture. It's so unflattering. I can't imagine. This girl has Nikki Glazer face, but the body of a fire of SpongeBob SquarePants. By the way, you're giving her way too much Nikki Glazer face.

She's got the skinny nose is what I mean by that. She's a big face. Yeah, she's got a big wide face. And this one over here kind of looks like Andy. Kind of looks like Weird Al. Yeah, that's right. It looks like Weird Al and SpongeBob Nikki Glazer got together to do a podcast. Oh, brutal.

So the hosts are Ayla and Andy. And they're so pumped to give us their true crime stories. All right. So today, we're going to be talking about the Mr. Asia Drug Syndicate. Oh, I haven't even heard of this. I hadn't heard of this either. And that's why I am so pumped about it. Okay.

Because when I was Googling this, I only found one YouTube video. Yeah. And it was based on a book written by, one of their bankers yeah but man i am so pumped i even tried to buy a book on it she's so pumped about this she even tried to research it she wasn't able to but she wanted to boy i bet you that podcast would have been interesting by the way super chat tugger dixon says we should remake that picture for christmas yeah that's a good idea you know that should be our valentines day one that'll be our valentine's day sure i love it great all right so i mean

Who wouldn't want to get there for their wives and girlfriends? You and me back to back with the kitchen knives. With a big old heart. The sexy outfits. Those were going to rough. If you're listening to this, don't feel a need to go check that out. So you just heard her say there's only one YouTube video about this that I could find. And there's a book and I wasn't able to get the books.

I'm like, oh, great. This is going to be really well researched. This is later on almost near the end of the show. Do you know what Carl would say if he was doing research about this? It was going to present them as his creep. Oh, good. There's one YouTube video about it. So you're fucking throwing stones

I'm just saying It said in other sources that he lost Up to $300,000 But nothing's confirmed Because I couldn't get me Flipping Mitten's on a book Any book I've never heard a show

Where the person who's presenting The information Doesn't know the information Openly doesn't know the information Have you ever heard that before It'd be like if I keep on here I'm like Vinny I have the best creep But it was behind a pay wall

And I didn't feel like paying for New York Times so I wasn't able to actually read it. I'm going to read you the headline. I saw the first two sentences. Use your imagination, everybody. I'm sure it's crazy, though, right? Probably is. Now, one of the things that this guy, Daniel,

sent this into me pointed out, is he's not a big fan of the New Zealand accent. And he thinks these women have a little bit of vocal fry going on. I don't know what's going on. It just sounds like they shouldn't be talking into a microphone. New Zealand vocal fry is like the wailing of a sheep. Yes. It's not good.

It's brutal. Anyway, okay, so just a bit about his life, so he, okay, he left Auckland's Takapuna, I sound, I sound so white, damn so wide. Taka Puna sounds white as well though. Tuckapuna. I don't know how to pronounce that one, yeah. Okay, grandma. I think it is Tuckapuna. Left Auckland's Taka Puna, grandma after the fifth form and was employed as a farmhand. she can't read Vinnie she's doing a show

where she's reading and she can't read the place is called Takapuna Takaputa Just say that Just say Takapuna move on Takaputa is Tucker Takedan sisters

So this guy went to Takapuna grammar Which is like elementary school or some shit Yeah So whatever You can even just leave that out And not even talk about

If you can't pronounce it Or understand what's going on And these women Now, people might accuse us of laughing inappropriately, but we do it in a fun way. These women are the opposite of fun. He did well in menswear, but the money was shit. So he took to committing Berkeley on the side. As you would.

I mean, understandable. Don't hate the player, hate the game. He wouldn't have had the cost of living game. As you would. Not a joke. Not comedy. That's whatever the opposite of comedy is. I believe it's called Zumach.

What she just did was Zumach, the show. Actually, Zumach is the term used for funny free. Yes. Completely void of funny. Zumach. Yeah. It's like non-a-holic beer.

It's like, what's the point? Why am I getting this product Zumached? I don't want that. I was watching that. I watched that clip again, the trailer for his special. No, yeah. I could not believe that he released that as a trailer for a special.

That was a down Mabry thing, right? Yeah. I cannot believe that that was fucking real. I'm sure he didn't make that decision, but they're looking through it and going, what's funny in here? What can we pull out? It's like a minute line that's funny. Like, I don't know.

It doesn't matter. There's, uh, like, this is a lulcow thing. Just a Rochester lulcow thing, Carl, but there's a comic that you know, apparently. I think you might like the guy. Uh, but he puts out videos of him just like on stage laughing at himself. okay like he'll say something he just laughs really inappropriately for no reason at the shit that he's saying and it's horrific but he releases them every time he has a gig somewhere does he do this at pizza places I think of the right guy right now yeah B-I-N-G-O yep okay interesting

well you know comedy's hard what are you going to do it's not for everyone stop bothering everyone you know what else is hard is English now I was under the impression and correct me if I'm wrong that they spoke English in New Zealand I thought that was the language What about Tuckapuna? That they all agreed on. He was remembered as always social and smiling, a little

arrogant, arrogant, perhaps, but harmless. How do you turn arrogant into acronent? How is that even possible? All right. So this is where... And it was winterment? This is where they start telling some jokes

that really crack themselves up. So he was known for his womanizing in extreme violence. Oh, that's not funny. Oh, he used to beat that pussy, you get it? Extreme violence was funny. He's known for extreme violence. Hilarious. Pretty good stuff right there.

Yeah. All right, here's a clip that I call, Ain't No Fact Checkin. So a wee bit more info to come. I think I wrote that in pretty early in my research, so I don't. I don't know if there is. So in 1960, he became a police. He was a, I think I've got my dates wrong and stuff. So he was, no, because he was like 40.

Okay, so ignore the 18th thing. He was the first crime in 1971 was wrong. So he committed crime before that, okay? Vinny, I don't understand people who read Wikipedia. or the internet to you and that's their show I really don't understand people who read the incorrect information that they found out the internet to you

and that's their show format who would want this? I don't understand why these two like number one this thing is doomed to fail you don't know anything about the topic you've admitted you know nothing. Couldn't get the book couldn't get the book. I found one YouTube video I'm going to fill in the pieces

now. Yep. Poorly by trying to stutter through this into a microphone. Holy shit. Well also they cannot read this woman who's reading this to us cannot read when the boat finally managed to make it to the chow prior river in Bangkok from where they were from there they were escorted by the police up the river to where the cannabis was grown packed in packed dried and compressed into bales they had 40 bales loaded on the boat and hit it off home wait so police escorted yes they knew what

Oh, do it? You can buy police. Did you know that? Oh. Everything comes with a price. That's not what that phrase means. She goes, you can buy the police. Everything comes with the price.

Everything comes to the price means you have to choose your battles. Can I tell you what I really dislike about the show and I just put my finger on? What is that? Is how that music bed just brings out the retardation in her voice. Yes. It's not complimentary, right. Like the two things are just clashing against each other and making the whole thing worse. Also, she's describing a drug ring and they have this ominous music.

It's just like, yes, it's just like fucking mob shit. It doesn't even make sense to have the ominous music going. I don't know. So, yeah, so she doesn't understand. I think she was trying to say that everyone has their price is what she was thinking of because they were able to buy the police. Fucking thanks, Ted DiBiasey. Before Terry moved to Ozzy, he was. moved to Australia to head the operation

It was headed by Oh to head the operation Yeah It was head by It was headed Oh he did Today junior Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Holy shit How long is an episode of the show 30 minutes I listen to 30 minutes of this today And Vinnie's like Carl You seem like you're in a bad mood today Guess I spent 30 minutes of my day doing today Vinny listening to this fucking nonsense

Well relax Japan lost Japan lost. All right. They missed three penalty kicks. Not good shots. I mean. There's jokes there.

Maybe if they had gone into the goal with the ball, they would have been able to accomplish that. It's because of the kamikaze. All right. So I'm wondering, Vinnie, I'm wondering as I'm listening to this. And you know what I'm seeing this comedy show?

We're doing a devil cut? I am, yes. I'm wondering. Hopefully Chad will show up and take notes So they can let us know I'll fucking let Chad host it Are you shitting me? That's an open invitation.

Chad message me you can host All right Sounds good He doesn't have to pay for the ticket though right He's out of the list Duh Okay good Oh where were we

Used to buy a meet and greet Just to go touch Anthony I was trying to figure out Why this Andy woman was on the show Because she doesn't seem to be adding anything to this conversation Just sitting there going Huh? Oh yeah?

Huh? Then finally She dropped some knowledge on us, Betty. Listen closely to this information. Terry started ordering hits on people to keep the syndicate safe. What? With quotations, safe. Oh my God.

Okay. He's like that Mongolian dude that like when he, well, when he died, I did a study on him in high school. So when he died, he had people bury his body. And then they stood there while people on horse. ran over them so they got killed because they knew where his body was buried and then the people on the horses came

back and then they were killed by people so no one knew where he was to keep him safe like when he was buried Genghis Khan Genghis Khan, that's his name That Mongolian dude I learned about in high school that Mongolian dude Genghis Khan

That's who you meant That's who you're talking about That would be Genghis Khan Also there's no way that actually happened because who would have reported at it. That whole story is, it's so stupid. They're like, and nobody knows how he was buried because they were all killed,

all people who were involved in it. Well, then how do you know that? How does anyone know any of this? It's just, uh, legend, but whatever. I don't know. I didn't, couldn't find the book, Carl. She's a fucking idiot. All right, let's get to some hilarious waterboarding talk, shall we?

After three days in interrogation, they broke. And they shared. No, they were just interrogated. I'm just imagining the waterboarding. Like, ooh, sorry. Okay.

Oh, no. It's funny. I don't think it's funny. This one thinks waterboarding is hilarious. That ain't funny. They probably get one of them. She's like a joke. She's having a lot of fun with that.

Oh, man. All right. So, it turns out this woman's also also really dumb. They're talking about the fact that this turns into a big heroin ring and they have these bricks of heroin that they're using blunders in order to break it up into powder, which is how you sell heroin. So she has an idea about these blunders. The crew that Jim was running at the time were using kitchen blenders to break up solid blocks of compressed heroin, which

caused them to replace up to six or more blenders every day. I'm just thinking to imagine if they like didn't get rid of the broken blenders and so they cook something in it well cooked like blendedish something in it and then so you just get high while you're eating like like brownies but the blenders broke that's why they were replacing them but like what if they what if they almost broke and then you put brownie mix in there and you had like heroin brownie I don't know how heroin works I don't know either no that's not how heroin works you can't make heroin brownies it's not a thing Because if you don't eat heroin It's not a thing at all

If they were almost broken You see And then they just wanted to use the almost broken blender Wow It's fucking stupid If I Vinny We've talked about this before

I have very low tolerance For horrible co-hosts If you'd ever send something like that On the show I don't think I would even say anything to you I think I would just stop showing up here on Mondays I think I would just be done with it Like all right

Well that was fun It was a good run I'm really, really honored that we're on 142 episodes, so... Yeah, we haven't said anything that's stupid. I'm glad. And we have more than three listeners, but these women do not. Also, we do have a few people then... That are interested in what we're doing it.

Oh, you guys. Oh, and we've got Andrew as well. We've got Andrew. We're doing pretty good. Well, we think we're doing it. Yeah, share out to you guys. They're doing pretty good. They've got three people, including Andrew.

Listening to their show. So shout out to those guys. Andrew's trying to date the Sponge Bob and I wait. dude you've got to look at their website they have a um it's so bad unless that's a picture right before a murder suicide i don't want to see it this is the worst game of rock paper scissors many oh those jeans are do me a favor go to their website real i don't want to and go to their shop what's it called page it's called sinister dynasty is SinisterDinacy.com.

Wow, how were they able to get that? Pretty sweet. And then click on shop. And tell me what you see there. This has got to go on the wheel of consequences. Dude, all they have is a coffee mug. That's the only thing you can buy is a coffee mug. It's so horrible.

For 20 bucks. And it's that exact photo we've been goofing on this entire time. Hold on the coffee mug. Oh, there I got it. Hold on. See if you can find it. See if you can pull it up. Oh, that's not that wrong spot.

There we go. Oh, God. Yeah, there it is. What's happening? You scroll it over a little bit. Pinch it. Nothing wants to work. Sorry.

I got it, kids. I promise you. Ah, there it is. Look at that. The Sinister Dynasty mug. Oh, my God. I know what my wife's getting for Christmas. She's going to love that.

That's wheel of consequence. It's all day long. All day long. Holy shit. All right. So that's our, who are these Creepo's edition for this week? Sinister Dynasty. Sinister Dynasty.

Yuck. Yuck. Does that mean it's time for voicemails, Carl? Let's go. Creepoff voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse. The Syracuse Orange have been selected to play in the pinstripe bowl at Yankee Stadium, which is great news for the fans since most of them aren't allowed to leave the state. See you in Syracuse.

All right, folks, let's start with our first voicemail. You know what I love, Carl, when our voicemailers start voicemailing each other. Oh, good. And they start sending each other messages? Yeah, leave a message for any voicemail you are calling our voicemail. And Carl, I think we have a love connection. Oh, nice. Hey, is that guy Wussle that called in?

Hey, what's up? My name's Tyler. And I also like, I like macaroni and cheese. and I also like sticking things up your bone so we should hang out we should have any friends we should hang out Russell give Tyler a call

It's a love connection get in touch with them Wessel one more reason where we're the best true crime show Swarm, Swarm Police All right here's a wheel of consequence idea that I sent you earlier in the week I got a consequence for the wheel Jerry Banfield is now a full-time life coach and he's taking appointments on the website

so I think the consequence should be you have to sign up and pay Jerry Banfield for life coaching for a month and follow his instruction on the bad or hate you love you fuck you I whatever hell of it yeah I brought this up on who are these podcasts I don't know if you heard that segment but I think it was Crowes or producer Chris

who's like if you're not going to drive to Baltimore why would you possibly allow Jerry Banfield to control your wife for a month. Bitcoin. You got to put it at Bitcoin. All right. Here's one. Here's a creep update on a story we did about that little boy who was thrown

off the Navy Pier in Chicago. Yeah. Into the cold water. Right, right. You and your lover boy over there, you were doing a story a while ago about that kid that got thrown into Lake Michigan by the, you know, by Navy Pier in Chicago. turns out it was the ant yeah he's got some issues you know Carl's got issues but you know it's not Carl's fault his you know rectum is

prolapse but this woman has other problems up in the head apparently and I don't think he's going to jail but it's pretty fucked up thanks for the update um can't comment on your pro left saying my corrective is that prolasis but if it were it would be my fault sir I can assure you that Here's a really great Here's a call Good afternoon, gentlemen Vinnie, you've won me over

I am now a true Viannon believer Because you brought in that cold burning creep What is creepier than a tiny White woman sucking black dick Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I'm getting killed

You've got used up a new fan Vinny Whoa, I never said everything like that, sir. I never said a goddamn thing like that. All right, Carl, you no longer invite to the Klan meeting. Vinny up, we'll see you there, buddy. Did not say anything like that. This is going great. That's your imagination, sir.

That's your crew right there, Betty. Those are your friends. Disavowal. Yay was less controversial on the Alex Jod's show than that call. Bring in the clowns. Holy shit. By the way, I watched something this morning that made me very happy.

I'm going to play it on Who Are These Podcasts? Yeah. I mentioned it'd be really funny to splice together Harrison Young interviewing Yay and Adam Thoreau, put it together for us. And it's great. Yeah, it's awesome. Hysterical. Here's a category recommendation.

Okay. I've got a suggestion for categories to bring in some week. and the suggestion is previous parent of an autistic child or retarded child or mentally deficient being I think y'all know what I mean I think you can probably find some good stuff

all right well that's retarded they do get abused a lot can I just offer a pointer we talk about keeping your phone calls short here's how you don't need to start a call I just had an idea that I wanted to tell you guys about There's a I'm gonna in a little bit

I'm gonna tell you what that thing is But it's a thing and you guys can either do it Or you don't have to but it's just a thought that I had That maybe I'm like in a minute I'm gonna tell you what it is And but just so you guys know I'm gonna tell you this idea We'll get there

Carl this is a question directly to you Oh good Hey Carl I'm going to go to a wean concert Philadelphia you on Saturday. Sweet. I just wonder if you'd give me any advice on hiding my weed from the cops. I don't want to get taken, you know, like at the airport or something.

Thank you. Bye. Well, sir, you don't have to bring drugs to a wean shell. Drugs will be provided for you at said show. I mean, how the fuck do you think you're to get through the mollusk? Come on, the mollusk is great. How dare you? Cool.

How dare? Cool. There's some weans' wean songs. that I really, really like, the mollusk is not one of them. They played the mollusk at the South Park show, and it was fan-fucking-tastic. Great. Now, I have a message. This one, I think, is cool.

You know, maybe you're not getting the, as good a weed as you could be getting, Vinny, if you don't understand the mollusk. This is a message for me. First-time listener, long-time caller, Vinnie, you're doing great. I appreciate all the effort you put into the show. What? You're the funny one. That other guy. This is a joke.

Chris Hamburgerer That's how It would be nice If you had somebody Who actually Put in some effort Instead of just

Pressing random buttons At a soundboard What's nice Can you have a guest Vinny Winnie Thank you fuck you bye Oh thank you sir Thanks a lot, Carl

An astute call Thank you sir I do Would be great The show would be great I'm more than just a guy Who hits a soundboard you know you do bring the timing of it all to the table as well that's right all right carl uh do you have

any voice mails no you do what i think about that last call you just played nope it stinks i'm doubling down on drops now good we'll have more fun during the uh voice or during the scum parade oh is it time for a scum parade it certainly is let's go Scum parade, take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade, Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade, like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad, soaking up the blood of a cat, scum parade. Carl, in a story that I assume is going to be a lot like your new show, W-A-T-S.

Yes, we're debuting Thursday at 6 p.m. on Who Are These Podcasts, YouTube channel. This story, I feel like, is going to be a lot, very similar to your new show. Okay. A blind man used voice activation technology to access sickening child sex abuse images on a mobile phone has been jailed for two years. Okay. So, Guy Kibblewhite. Is this because my. co-host is blind.

Is that why you're saying this, Mitty? That wasn't a super chat. Guy Kimmeloid 58 used software, which described the abuse he was watching, and also had contacted other predators to access more sickening material.

So he's like, hey, Siri, call Gary for more kiddie porn. Yeah. He was doing shit like that. So this reminded me of my father, who is. Siri just opened when I did that.

Oh shit. Calling Gary for child porn. The FBI's coming now. Dude, this story reminds me of my father, who's a music lover and an audiophile all of his life, and then lost his hearing. And it's very sad. He can't appreciate and enjoy classical music and opera the way that he used to. Here's this guy who just wants to look at toddlers getting raped and God took his side

away. It's a cruel... Oh, no. It's a cruel... It's a cruel and unjust world that we live in. The pervert was caught after an eagle-eyed courier spotted him through his living room window as he scrolled through his iPhone. The horrified driver was like, he alerted the police who went to Kimball White's home. Kibbawyd, who has been registered blind since 2015 and uses a guide dog, was arrested and told officers he had pictures of kids.

on his phone. And I have to ask, the blind man having pictures of kiddie porn is a lot like the tree falling in the woods. Yes, right. Exactly. So, isn't this evidence that the iPhones are getting a little bit too big? If a guy outside in the lawn can look through a window and see that you're looking at a seven-year-old getting raped? It certainly means that the accessibility tools are a little too lax. Okay, fair enough. I do think it's really funny. The way the story is set up is he's using voice recognition software in order to search out child porn. And all I'm thinking is, well, that's how he's going to get busted, obviously. Everyone's fucking listening into all this communication that's going on.

Nope. Just some guy looking through the window after he dropped up a package, sees him with a CP on his phone. Whoops. Isn't this the fucking crazy thing? I'm going to give Mitchell Krasuski credit in the YouTube chat for Audio File. Audio file. Pretty funny. It might be the name of this episode.

the audio file. So the profile of total 689 photos and 67 videos show a twisted abusive children aged as young as one month old. Hey, Guy. Oh boy. Come on, Guy. What are you doing? What are you doing there, guy? He's a first time offender. Can I ask you a question, Vinny, for real though? Let's say that you were, you're in front of a stranger's house. I don't know why. Maybe you're you're out there campaigning for one of the Democrats you want to to win a seven seat. Oh, fucking shut up. And you're putting the little leaflets in the doors going door to door.

I've been going on Rochester Camp Beatty for Herschel Walker. Okay, well, that could be it too. I'll say you're doing that. And you look at the window and you think you see a guy with CP on his phone staring at it. Yeah. What do you do? What do you do in that situation? What do I do?

Yeah. I bang out of the window and go, what the fuck are you doing? Would you really? Yes. Would you tell him to pull his pants up? sir when you're done with that i want to have a conversation with you so you know what i would do here's what i honestly you're asking me what i would do i was yeah here's what i would do i would take out my phone i would start filming oh no you got CP on your phone oh no you're right

that's the worst thing you can do you're zooming in on it like no don't do that we're both in cuffs on like this is not they make us walk around to our neighbor's houses together we're both registered sex offenders now it's like that movie um bird cage is that bird bed bird something uh that movie where if you look at the sky you fucking go crazy and kill yourself like with this thing it's like i like i do is like show child porn people like oh fuck i know i saw now i'm gonna go to prison fuck like you just go around maybe it's not like that at Maybe it's actually nothing like that. What's the movie I'm thinking of?

I don't know. What's it called? It was huge on Netflix. Oh, Birdbox? Birdbox. Somebody in the chat told you. No. Bird box.

No. When you said Netflix, I remembered. I couldn't, I thought you were talking about birdcage with Nathan Lane and Robin Williams. As soon as I said that, that's not the movie. That's definitely not the movie. I don't remember CP being a part of that. Well, I guess Gene Hackman was a senator, so there was probably CP in there somewhere, right? Bird box.

I don't know, Carl. Can I tell you what I would do? Pretend I never saw it. And go pop my day. I want to get involved with that bullshit. That's a good point. All right. Anyway, moving on.

I'm a bad person. What are you going to do? Me, nothing. Let's go to Springfield. Missouri? Yeah. A man admitted to a highly unusual pay robbery. One that saw him scribble a demand note on the back of his own birth certificate.

See, sometimes Vinny, you have limited resources. and you have to improvise. I think I saw a McGiver episode where he did the exact same thing. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Did McGiver do it while he was worried a court-ordered ankle monitor?

Not in the episode I saw. No, that would be stupid. With a tracking monitor on it that was able to place him at the scene of the robbery? I'll say this. I like to give tips to people who want to rob banks and things like that. When you go and do something like that, don't have your phone on you because your phone can be tracked even when it's turned off. Don't have your phone on you. And also that ankle bracelet, don't bring that with you either.

That's a really bad idea. Leave it at home. Leave it at home. Bring an umbrella. Leave it on. Leave that at home. Ankle bracelets are just like cell phones. Leave them on.

Leave them at home. Don't be so suspicious. You don't want to turn it off for a couple hours. Good point. Yep. Michael Conley Lloyd 30 pled guilty before the U.S. Chief Magistrate Judge David P. Rush to one count of bank robbery and get action with the 2021 robbery.

Now, the prosecutors say, that on July 20th, 2020, he went into a Bank of America, approached a Talatumi passed a note demanding cash. Give me your money now. The notes said in Missouri television station reported, he also said, don't say anything I have a partner outside. Authorities say the note was written in Pink Highlighter on the back of Lloyd's own birth certificate.

Shortly after Lloyd fled the seat at a Black Dodge ram pickup truck, authorities were tipped off by his roommate's boyfriend, who divulged the 30-year-old was behind the recent bank robbery. This is what I say, Betty. His birth certificate didn't get him caught. A narc got him caught. Here's, I know. Again, it seems like it should be so obvious and it's something totally different.

Here's what I always say, Vin, don't hate the bank robber. Hate the bank. Is that what you always say? That's what I always say, Betty. Don't hate the bank, Roba hate the bank. That's how I say it too. Very good. Exactly like it.

Investigators later, Lloyd had been wearing a quarter of ankle monitor. The device placed him at the seat of the holdup. According to federal prosecutors, he's been ordered to wear the device following his involvement in a past robbery. Yes. I feel like Nancy Gray said, in a past robbery. You thought you were going to rob another bank when you were still under house arrest for robbing a bank? You, my friend, have committed a crime.

You must have shit for brains. You think you could get away with that without having legal ramifications? You're out of your fucking mind. point dabble con 24 23 do do do up February 3rd and 4th Lloyd told investigators he expected to receive prison time and he would take full responsibility

or whatever punishment he was to receive now what asked why he did that this whole thing he said it was because he wanted to prove a point to his roommate oh you don't think I'm an idiot you don't think I'm stupid enough to do this I can too get arrested today exactly watch me

we're to win a bet retard congratulations dips shit. See how much monies do you got away with? $754. Dude, if I'm robbing a bank, this is me getting $754. You're putting ones in there?

The fuck. Why are you wasting my time with ones? I mean, if I find a five, it would be pissed. I have defaced my own birth certificate. Yeah. For $754? Is there a quarter laid around? You could have thrown in there?

What the fuck? I swear to God if I see one, one piece of change in that bag lady. Yeah, I'm angry. Hey Carl, guess where we're going next? Oh, I have a feeling we're going to Florida. Florida.

You got to get your shit together. Why do you make the creepy bucks? What the hell is going on? Maybe it's a swamp gas. A playground will be in a gift. Uh-huh, ha, ha. Come on for a gun. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

21-year-old man was arrested in charge after allegedly fatally stabbing his mother earlier this week. On the afternoon of Tuesday, November 29, deputies responded to a home in Kissimme to report of a possible stabbing. At the scene, authorities reportedly found one deceased female and a second female suffering from severe cuts to her hands. Now,

The, I want to make sure I say his last name right. Upon further investigation, the sheriff's office said they identified Matthew Cicely as a suspect. I just want to point out, Vinny sends me over links to these stories so I can read them ahead of time. There's never any editorializing. He just sends me the links and then we figure it out when we got on the show. This one time, he put a note in next to the link that just said his last name is Cisley. And all I'm thinking is grow up, Vinnie. Grow up.

Okay, so it's really funny when you find out why he stabbed his mother to death. Okay. And accidentally stabbed his sister. It's because she, quote, never pushed me to be a man. Well, she fucked up that, didn't she? I wait that he says that he stabbed his sister as an accident. Yep. It's like, no, she's a cunt.

Don't get me wrong. I don't want to kill her. though. My mom, she's the one I really needs to die. Yeah, she's the one who's always like, here, put on this dress. I was like, no. Motorcycles aren't for you. Like, she

coming here and brush mother's hair. I mean, I'm just picturing Buster Bluth, but Matthew Cicely. Where's mother? Like, this is what I'm imagining here. This is a crazy story and there's not much information.

So my imagination went crazy on this. what does that fucking mean what does that mean he didn't prepare him to be a man yeah it's your mom it's not her job where's dad dad's when it does that oh you're mad because you didn't sign you up for boy scouts asshole

I know right you can't start a fucking campfire is that the problem what could possibly like the only thing she ever told me was how to change a tampon and I never gonna need that

I've only used that thrice in my life only three times if I ever had to change a tampon And it was mothers. Oh, man. He's arrested. He's charged with premeditated murder and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. He remains held without bond.

I don't think anybody, the family's on their way to go help old Sissy, Cicely, and the clique. Dude, Matthew Cicely is an idiot. You don't get additional points by saying I would do it again. This is a really good time. Oh, that's right. He said, yeah. If I said, would you, he says, if you could do it over again, he goes, I would do it again. Yeah, no regrets.

I would do it again after he'd killed his mom. This is a really good time to lie and pretend that you regret your actions. You know, that whole thing of pretending you're killing yourself and stuff? Like, ah, I'm so upset with myself. Gosh, darn, what was I thinking? What does he think is going to happen? He stabs his mother and his father's going to come out from behind a curtain and rub him on the head and go, Atta boy.

Let's put the ball game together. Sorry, I never brought you to a Buccaneers game as a kid. His dad just walks up from behind the curtain holding a baseball. He's like, son, let's have that catch. So, now you're ready. that's hilarious what the fuck the fucking i would do it again thing is so stupid it's so short-sighted wow let's go to texas shall we okay in a flagrant case of misrepresentation misrepresentation paradise texas a seven-year-old texas girl has been found dead carl two days

after being reported missing and a fedex delivery driver got good news and bad news has been arrested in her death yeah She was delivered to the grave within an hour of pickup. The body of Athena Strand was found Friday, and Tanner Lynn Horner, 31, was arrested on kidnapping and murder charges after confessing to killing the girl and telling authorities where to find her body. Now, this girl, this was a big case down in Texas. This girl went missing. They couldn't find her. This FedEx guy.

Wait, wait, this is a big case in Texas? Yeah. Let me guess. White girl? B-I-G-O. Yeah, okay. That's what I thought. A tip led the authorities to Horner, who the sheriff said had made a delivery to the girl's home shortly before she disappeared.

Okay. This motherfucker, this delivery guy, got to the house, saw enough casing it out while delivering a FedEx package that he felt confident to go back there and grab this fucking child. He literally called it a crime of opportunity. Name of this episode. Vinnie, if you don't want your seven-year-old daughter abducted, why are you leaving her out? is someone just going to come by and snatch it right up. Crime of opportunity. It was the parents' fault.

They left the red flag up on the mailbox. You're right. This is fucking horrific. Yeah, it's pretty horrific. Her body was found near the town of Boyd about six miles southeast. I hope that FedEx doesn't let him drive for a couple of months. I hope that they really slap his wrist good. I'll tell you what, though.

They're going to put him in the needs improvement category. Exactly. yeah and he's have to do some extra training mm-hmm yep children are not packages to be murdered and what would the postage costs for that anyway come on Tanner I would you even calculate that

this is just a fucked up story so FedEx said to say that it is working with law enforcement agencies investigating the case there's a I'm pretty positive that this guy fucking abducted this girl in a FedEx fucking truck which means the family is going to have a big time lawsuit and murdered her immediately so let me ask you a question the packages that this child was

raped and murdered yeah yeah were they delivered they fucking better be i don't care how much blood is out my package i fucking ordered some really cool bones brigade shirts and i want to wear them tomorrow where's my shirt i got my um let's go brandon shirt my kid rock let's go brandon shirt that i want to wear there's a kid rock let's go brandon shirt i don't know No. I doubt it. Actually, we look at it out there probably is. Oh, shit. I'm going to get that along with that mug from the nasty bitches show. Well, somebody has a birthday coming up. Are we going to do a special birthday show for Carl? Carl, it's almost your birthday. Can we do a birthday show? Send me gifts, everyone. Send me gifts. I love gifts. Sent me gifts. I love gifts. Well, you know what? I have

a holiday gift for everybody, Carl. Oh, yeah? That was the end of the scum parade, but I want to let you know that I have some very fun things planned. Holy shit, I put into Google, Kid Rock, let's go Brandon, and shirt was one of the auto fills that's available. Let's see what happens when I click on it. And there it is. Of course he does. Going on the wheel of cats.

Of course he has a fucking shirt with his dumb head, a cowboy hat, American flag. Let's go Brandon. Guess what? That's going on the wheel of consquins. This is right there. What if you had to wear that shirt every day for a week? Could you imagine every day? We'll get seven of them.

You have to wear one every day. every day for a week, no matter what you're doing that way. Can I just wear the same one for seven days? I was hoping you wouldn't, but yes. Those around you would prefer you don't, Fatty. I'm sorry, I interrupted you. We're giving a gift to the listeners. Yeah, we're going to give a gift to listeners.

We got some cool Patreon bonus episodes. So just a reminder, at the end of the month in December, we are going to do Creep-off Listener Challenge 2. Oh, my God. Do you know what I was listening to? I was checking out Lorenzo Ariala. That's all funny. Okay.

He had Adam Thoreau on his show. Nice. To interview him. And it was terrible. It was such a boring conversation. But he did say, Lorenzo said he's obsessed with those pedophile hunter shows. Maybe we should get him on the creep off, whether it's a bonus show or regular show. A hundred percent.

Because if he's into that sort of thing. I sent you a text message saying, I want this guy. He's creepy. He's into a show. his fucking cousin you did yes i do have questions for him about his i i don't even know we can watch pedophile hunter videos but i would very much like you just to interview him with all of your questions okay yeah i think that would be fun we can get lorenzo let's set that up now the other here's my first question how do you have worse teeth than me that was also my first question

all right well check that one off the list we both had it so let's get make that happen carl now i also want to do our listener uh our listener challenge too so make sure you leave us a voicemail. I'm going to play them all. I think it's going to be next week. We'll pick the winners. I know we said this one. All right. Listener challenge. I forgot about that. Yeah. So submit your challenges to either myself or Carl. Yes. If you're a member of the Patreon, let us know who you want to take on. Now, also. Is there a category? Like, do they pick the category? They pick the category and we can accept the challenge if we want to. That's cheating because then they're going to pick the creepiest person from that category. Yeah, we'll beat them.

Well, I'll beat them. Yeah. I don't have as much confidence as you do. No. I tried to order the book. I didn't get the book. I don't know. I also, Carl, are you busy next Monday? You want to do a double header next Monday? I think I can do that. We look at my calendar real quick. Because I've started putting together something pretty fun for the holidays. There's someone I want to revisit. What's that? Oh, I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend. Yeah. A pretty girlfriend. A pretty girl friend. Chris Chad part three. Is Chris Chad out of prison did he escape or something or I fell for a second? There's so many things that have happened since the last time we talked about Chris Chan.

I want to cover some of those. But there were also things that you said we missed in the Chris Chan saga that we should have covered. There's a lot of things we missed. And I promised you all that we would get back to it sometime. And what better time to keep a promise than at Christmas. All right. And then we're going to do our special on Keffels the week after that. No, we're not doing anything about Keffles.

I'm kidding. Cuffles is great. We love you. By the way, that week of the 12th, I guess that's what, two weeks from now or next week? next week my buddy kevin's going to be in town from who are these podcasts he got a job at a local company and he's going to be here hanging out so maybe we can get him is kevin staying forever no just a week oh that'll be great if he can do it i would love to have kevin and be great to have uh dorkles maybe could swing by we'll get him in the makeup oh that'll be hilarious hey everybody so uh chris chad coming up hopefully next monday for your patron bonus bonus episode keep that in mind and I remember to vote this week at the creep off Reddit I'll get that poll up later today although I'm going to see I'll try to get up this afternoon great just put it up a show tonight put it up before you leave here who gives a fuck let the YouTube people vote

whatever all right good point now also uh HDB kicks ass dot com for your crampish shirts support the show on patreon for your bonus episodes and we will be back next week remember it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice to we have any superchast that we didn't read yet I think we do. I think we got some ones that were under five. Oh, there's a couple. Happy Super Chat Monday, Vinny. Let's get into it before we end the show.

All right. Tucker Dixon, I'm sending a super chat for you to read. $2. Thank you, Tucker. Thank you, Tucker. Two-face lied bastard. You two wish you had had Andrew. Don't know what that means.

Missed it. Wish we had Andrew. Okay. To wish we had an Andrew. Tucker Dixon, $2. We make that picture for Christmas. We did get that one. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. Hey, Carl, where's the Rose video from Cardiff Electric? Yep, working on it. Working on it. Work in progress. I don't believe you. I actually tracked down the files I need for that, so that's good. Because I got to marry the audio and the video together, and then it will be a cakewalk after that.

Yeah. Purple Monkey dishwasher says, biggest creep boca juniors, Vamo, Vamo River Plate. I'm with you. Hey, um, Purple. Didn't Zumach just play at the Boca Blackbox again with Don Jumach. Jameson and Jim Forentine. Oh, boy. Please report back to us on that.

Yeah, and I believe those are all of our super chats for this week. Guys, thank you for the super chat. You guys are the best. We love you. We'll be back next week with two new episodes, one for everybody, and then one for you, select patrons. Goa gear. It's more important to be nice.

That's fascinating. Please, go on. Can I, can I tell you something as a friend? No, can I tell you something as a friend? You're the shit. It's the cream off. Hey, what? Uh-huh. Click, lick, click, my ball.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah. May your enemies be cursed in your podcast adventures. Ciao Bella.