The Creep Off - Episode 145: Impeccable Timing w/Bryan Johnson

Episode Date: December 27, 2022

in this episode Karl & Vinnie kiss 2022 goodbye with the help of “Tell’em Steve Dave" & “Would You Kindly’s” Bryan Johnson we decide who will be the creep of the year! In the Scum Parade we meet a woman who would not answer her phone¸ an 88-year-old French pervert and finally we discover the worst place to hide dead children. You can read the Stories here: Grinch Sets Family Christmas Tree, Child’s Gifts on Fire – Crime OnlineMan with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation (nypost.com)Man shot ex-girlfriend 15 times because she didn’t answer his calls, Florida cops say (yahoo.com)Arkansas boy, 6, was drowned in toilet before being nailed under home's floorboards, report says | Fox News

Hey, everyone, welcome to the creep off. This is a competition-based podcast, where the host each bring in a creep, and you get to decide who brought in the creepiest creep by heading over to their subreddit and voting for whoever you thought got cold in their stocking for Christmas. After five losses, a loser has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences, which includes funny consequences, such as the Music Room Torture Challenge, or something we like to call the Pantsless Santa Challenge. Anyways, last week, Vinnie's Creep burnt the meat and potatoes at Christmas.

Oh, no! Whereas Carl's creep was just trying to get her. home from the holidays, but all those damn pedestrians kept getting in the way. Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want.

Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hola to another edition of your favorite, Welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me in studio, Santa didn't bring him braces for Christmas.

It's Carl. What is happening? Vinnie Paulina. Merry Christmas, my friend. It's great to have you back joining us via Streamyard for the very first time. It's Brian Johnson, ladies and gentlemen. Are you trying to keep it classy by not calling him hot Carla? Yeah.

You always call him hot Carla. Okay, hold on. Everything is backwards today. So I'm just to do this again. You ready? Here we go. Oh, Jesus. And my co-host today, hot, cook.

What is happening, Mini Paulino. We're going to stick that land, seriously though, Brian, thank you for joining us today. I've been a fan for a long time, Carl. I know you've done WATP with him. I apologize. I appreciate that you still made it over here to do this with us in spite of all of that.

I see what you did there. I'm happy to be here. This is my favorite true crime podcast that doesn't employ dubstep into its musical selection. We've been told that a lot, actually, it's almost cliche at this point well i like sort of scale but dubstep is a little much for me like i'll be listening to it at night or like i'll fall asleep to it and then all

sounds like you don't need that this is a daytime podcast yeah you listen to true crime stuff at night yeah oh i fall asleep to forensic files even though i've seen them all a hundred times it's just there's something about someone else's misfortune that just lulls me into a nice drowsy state do i have to worry about my job right now video i see the way you're looking at pride you're like holy shit this is the host i should have had he actually likes true crime interesting and he does have a better beard than car that's true yeah how are your feet brian my feet oh well i only have i have one nail that's a little bit bruised up but once that heals they're going to be looking pretty good are all your toes facing the same direction they're all

facing the same way okay due north maybe car whatever way i'm facing that's the way the toes face i'm not like Carl. We might be on to something. We might be on to something. Last week, we did creepiest Christmas creep. I guess it's the only way to put it. Yeah. And Carl, you fucking won, you stupid ass. Yeah, baby. We really got out the vote this time. We had close to 200 votes. Thank you, everybody, for participating in it. I was riding a high. I was like just going at you man i had three wins in a row you would have been spinning the wheel today brian would have had a better time watching you spin it and all of you listening to ruined that for us so thanks i have to say happy new year every time it's it's game point and i come in the studio and that

wheel isn't set up behind where i sit it's a sigh of relief i get to live another day thank god oh it's just in the closet it's coming don't worry so today we are going to do that our traditional creep of the year episode i'm very excited for that. Carl, you won last week. That means you have to go first. I'll go second and Brian, you get to go last, as is our tradition for guests. All right. So ring that bell, Carl, and let's get after it. You know what, though, Vinnie, I know you're a little out of sorts. We're using different software. You don't have all of your drops and everything. I have nothing. So I just want to remind you that today is a holiday. Did you know that? Is it super chat Monday? It's super chat Monday.

We'll be celebrating by reading your Super Chats and probably at the end. But keep them coming all episode long for Boxing Day slash Super Chat Monday. All right, Carl. All right, buddy. Hit that bell. All right. So my creep of 2022 is none other than Sam Bankman Freed. Just kidding.

That guy's hilarious. Totally joking with that. No, this is my creep here. Christopher Francis Queenie. And, well, I will let the police officer set this up in the news conference they had about this gentleman's horrific act. Again, we're here to provide an update about this horrific and gruesome crime that occurred on Friday morning. I just think it's important to start off by saying in the collective law enforcement careers of everybody's here, as well as those have investigated, this is definitely one of the most difficult in trying cases that we've ever had to investigate. That's not a good start to him.

a press conference it's not with the cops you're like this one was bad guys this one's bad you know all the reporters got so wet oh yeah i just like oh yes tell me more so this crime took place just last month in november in connecticut and um it turns out this christopher frances queenie this isn't this first uh crime that he's committed he was on the police officer's radar long before this christopher francis queenie is well known to law enforcement as as Nogatuck Police. He has an extensive criminal history. We are familiar with him. He is currently out on almost $375,000 in bond. He has a history of violent offenses. He has posed a danger to the public previously. He is also on special parole when he committed this crime. He also

had a court-ordered tracking device on him, which was cut off. I love these tracking devices and you could easily just unscrew or something it seems like anybody with a screwdriver get these things off of their ankle is there a way to put them somewhere people can't gnaw them off you would think right because every single person is just like you know what i'm going to go commit some crimes they should probably take this thing off it's everybody's on your i was i say everybody's so concerned about being tracked and shit with these little microchips it's like that's where you employ them with prisoners like don't give them something that they can easily cut off like you say like put it somewhere deep in the back

of their neck where they're not going to be able to get at it get bill gates out is what you're saying. I agree, Brian. We need to suicide squad. Anybody out on parole. This is what Brian said. Yeah, basically, they talk about how, like, with Bill Gates is tracking you with the COVID thing. If they can do it, if you believe, if you believe they can do it,

then let's use it. Then let's do it. Let's do it. I'm sure they can. I'm sure they can. Okay. I mean, you would think there's got to be a way to use it for good. Yeah, but why do that, Benny? Why use any technology for good? We haven't done it yet. We're not going to start now. All right. Keep going. We haven't learned about the victim.

yet. We don't know what the crime is yet because I'm so good at teasing these stories out. Very titillating, Carl. I know. Thanks, buddy. Let's get back to the press conference, shall we? The victim identified as Camilla Francis Queenie, age 11 months. She was the biological daughter of Christopher Francis Queenie, and they lived at the residence on 150 Millville Avenue here in Nogatuck. So the mom's out at work. He's home with the daughter, you know, 11 months old. You know what it's like to be around an 11 month old kid? Not always fun. Not always a picnic. Unless you have one of those rings for baby throwing that you could try to toss it through or something. Oh yeah. I actually got two of those

for Christmas. I got to return one of them. Nice. So I'm knowing. Everyone knows me. All right, so let's find out what exactly what went down here. Francis Queenie is accused of brutally strangling and stabbing his 11-month-old daughter Camilla, whose memory was honored at a Angel Saturday, Camilla's birthday. Every day, you see your daughter every day, and then one day it just stops. That poor mom, these babies, they grow up so fast, they die so fast, and you just lose that time. Where do the time go? You have a kid, you expect to get more than a year in.

Well, yeah, it's probably true. All right, this is pretty gruesome. I bet you his health teacher would have failed him. Eleven months, couldn't make it to a year. Right. He cracked that leg, baby. Fox 61 obtained the 36-page arrest warrant, which brings to light new details about what police say happened that day.

Officers responded to a 911 call and found a small child deceased with numerous stab and knife-related wounds. Please say parts of the child's body had been separated from the main torso. He dismembered his daughter, his 11-month-old daughter. Let's find out. Let's get down to how this all went down. I have a question. Why did the cops say this was so hard to investigate? Well, I think the crime scene was difficult to deal with.

I think it was the problems. I mean, this seems like an easy crime to solve. It was like the guy with the knife. Well, this is crazy because what happened was this guy took his ankle bracelet away and was on the lamb for two weeks. There was a manhunt going on for two weeks. Look at this guy. He was able to evade law enforcement.

All right. This is how it all went down. Like I said, his girlfriend, the mom of the baby was at work, comes home and we got to he's like we got we got to get out of here it's it's time to get out of his house on the morning of the murder camilla's mother had returned home from work wanting to

change clothes but christopher didn't want her to she told police Christopher said they needed to go shopping and for her to not touch the room because he was going to clean it she told please Christopher would not let her in the room the two then headed to waterberry they stopped in this parking lot and another car pulled up next to them the warrant states

it appears Christopher knew who was in that car Christopher and the mother got into a dispute, then please say he broke both their phones and removed his court-ordered GPS bracelet. The mother went into a store to call for a ride home. Please say Christopher left. The mother later returned to the house and discovered the murder scene.

That's a bad day right there. First you get your phone destroy. Like, fuck. Did I back it up? I can't even remember if it's backed up or not. I lost probably months worth of photos. And you get home and he's like, oh shit. Oh, at least I'm home for the day. Yeah, right. Exactly.

Didn't your hand used to be attached to your arm? I could have swore the last time I saw, holy shit, this isn't good. And how bad is this woman's, like, how bad is this woman's gut instinct? She's like, I, like, she knows he's a prisoner. She knows he has one of these ankle bracelets. She's like, oh, I got to go take care of the baby. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll take care of it.

I was thinking the same thing, Brian. So you run errands, honey. Basically, she gets home and he's like, look, let's just leave the baby in the house by itself. And we'll just go out to the store right now. He's like, okay, you talk to me and do it. Why not? That's a little weird. So, to be fair, everybody wants to get away from a baby.

That's true. Let's find out why something like this would happen. Why Francis Queenie would lose his mind. Now, according to this warrant, the mother of the baby told police Christopher was bipolar and did not believe he was taking his medicine. He told her he had voices telling him to kill his dad, but he was not going to do that. She said he was good with the baby and wanted her to have a better life than what they were living. He's now being held on a $5 million bond. I don't think they're going to let them back out again

to get more shenanigans going on. So that is my story right there. The guy's bipolar. What are you going to do? I mean, I've had friends who are bipolar, never murdered and dismembered a baby, but I guess there's varying degrees of it. Did you say they were going to let them out again? No, I don't think so. What if he gets a babysitting gig, Carl? Well, that's true. It's got to work. All right. That's my creep. Christopher Francis Queenie. Don't forget to vote on the creep off subreddit. Vinnie, what do you got for us today, buddy? Ladies and gentlemen, my creep today is a

second city improv alumni. I rest of my case. He is most famous as being a cast member on the Ben Stiller show on MTV and starring as Matthew on the hit show news radio. I would say, Carl, that his specialty on that show was physical comedy.

And what we learned over the last three decades, he likes to get physical. It's Andy Dick, ladies and gentlemen. Andy Dick is a very good choice. He is having a bad year. I had no clue how bad of a year Andy Dick has had. Oh, it's not going well. This is, this was quite eye opening to me. Okay. Now, let's start at the beginning here. We're going to get a little bit of, uh, the past information into this because there's, there's a lengthy rap sheet. This guy's Wikipedia legal section is longer than his career highlight section. That's probably

true. It's unreal. This guy's arrest record. Chad, Zubak looks like that and goes, that's an excessive about a crime. That's too much crime for one person. You actually take a year off, buddy. Wow, what's going on? Well, here's an interesting fact. Andy had an old friend from his Chicago days who tried to send him on the straight and narrow early in his career, and I'm going to play you guys a

clip right here. Here we go. Your sponsor, what was that like? Chris Farley was his AA sponsor. Chris Farley took me to my first AA meeting. And? Drop me off. He stood up. He shared. He literally had a tie like this, but you know,

know how he overstuffed shirt and he's and he talked well i'm no i got andy dick here i don't know it didn't i i recently found the uh a book that he gave me uh-huh that said andy i hope this helps you the way it helped me oh well he's dead that's my point yeah it's point is so i'm not going to say the man isn't funny because that's he's a stare at that that's i mean joey bahar should be ashamed of herself for that not picking up on that no shit but he lost chris farley not too long you know after he started going to aAA and he fell off the wagon pretty hard after chris farley's death andy dick went to a christmas party at phil hartman's house oh boy phil hartman's wife brid was a recovering addict who at the time was ten

10 years sober. Yep. According to John Lovitz, who is a known truth teller, Brin relapsed the night of that Christmas party with cocaine supplied by Andy Dick. Drugs are bad. Five months later, high on cocaine, she murdered Phil Hartman before ending her own life. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. Now, Vinnie, I hate to say this because I don't want you to win, obviously.

But what Phil Hartman would be doing now with the internet and podcast? casting and everything else that is a guy who would be killing it right he would be the best part of funny or die correct he would be yes the top of the list everybody would still love him the simpsons would still be great yeah and he wouldn't be doing like uh christmas musicals like will feral he wouldn't be embarrassing himself this whole situation was very sad obviously but you know that andy dick was on news radio with phil hartman you know who replaced phil hartman yeah it was john lovitz it was john lovitz now john levitz uh said that he did not have a great experience on the set with Andy Dick. He said that the following season, during one of the

tapes, one of the final episodes, Andy Dick looked at Lovitz and said, you shouldn't be here. And John Lovitz responded, well, I wouldn't be here if you hadn't given Bryn Coke in the first place. That's a pretty good John Lewis right there, really. Wow. Thank you. She'd do his jokes, too. In 2007, Dick approached Lovitz at a restaurant and said, I put the Phil Hartman hex on you. You're going to die next. Wow. Like he fucking hassled John Lovitz about this for years after, is my point. No shit. Yeah. And then to one point at the improv, or I'm sorry, at the comedy store or the laugh factory, forgive me. I want to make sure we get our comedy clubs right. At the laugh factory, Lovitz demanded apology from Dick who refused. And Lovitz grabbed him and basically beat the shit out of him until the dormant got involved.

Really? That's what kind of a pussy is Lovitz was going to beat his ass. That's impressive. Good for you, John Lovitz. I'm telling you, man. John Lovitz is my hero. for the critic and for punching Andy Dick. It's, dang. That's just a rumor that he gave her the Coke prior to her murdering him, or...

A lot of people with the party... It's a lot of people at the party have speculated that it was Andy. I've never heard that before. Oh, I knew that story. Yeah, I was wondering if he was going to bring it up because it didn't happen this year! I know it didn't happen this year, but we're getting to this year. I need the jury to strike all of that

that is not admissible in this case. We all love Phil Hartman, but that's not admissible. Carl, you need to shut up. I have three pages of notes on dumb shit. This motherfucker's... Well, I was going to say, I mean, that is a good story to bring up, but there's, you know, let's talk about what he did this year. Okay, well, I'll get there. David Strickland, who was an actor on a show with Brooke Shields, committed suicide one night after hanging out with Dick. He hung himself in his hotel room. That wasn't good. And he was questioned it. He was like, oh, well, I know he had mental health problems, but we just went

out. We were doing lots of coke and drinking. So either way, let's start at the beginning. 99 drove his car to a utility pole in Hollywood. He was charged with cocaine, cannabis, and drug paraphernalia. On December 4th, 2004, Dick was arrested for indecent exposure at a McDonald's. In July, Dick was arrested in California had suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery as he exposed the breasts of a 17-year-old girl when he allegedly grabbed and pulled down her tank top at a Mexican restaurant. It's okay. He's a gay guy. It's just, it's funny. Yeah. He was arrested in 2010. It's a silly thing to do. boobies yeah that's not good he allegedly groped a bouncer and a customer at a west virginia bar

charges were later dismissed he agreed to go to a diversion program those are just things that happened offstage let's talk about some things that happened like while he was trying to work professionally gentlemen yeah and these are the things that are going to lead us to 2022 so i as to why he's such a sorry motherfucker i think the point is that andy dick's the horniest guy not the creepiest just the hornyest guy to ever live. He's just trying to fuck everything. He really is. He will fuck anything. In 2005, Dick dropped his pants and exposed his genitals to the audience at Yuck Yuck's Comedy Club in Edmonton, Alberta. He was ushered off the stage. The second night was canceled.

It was very dramatic, yeah. So he's in comedy clubs at this point. Like 2005, we're talking less than 10 years after being on a major television show. By the way, in Edmonton at the Chucklehut. I want to point out that Bert Kreischer's pissed. He ripped off his act. I don't think. I think Burt could spin it as well as fucking Andy Dickett. Andy Dick was doing the fucking Rick Flair helicopter on this stage. I don't know about your wet dreams, Vinny. Just get back to the facts.

Let's talk about the Comedy Central roast of Pam Anderson in 2005. He, on the side of the show, during the show, came up there. It was like, I'm Dr. Andy Dick, the plastic surgeon. And he kept using the bit as an excuse to grab Pamela Anderson's tits. That's a pretty good bit. That's a pretty good bit. And then he tried to grab Courtney Loves Tits. and that was a problem.

She slapped him across the face. And then he also mimed performing oral sex on Anderson's husband at the time, Tommy Lee. In December of 2006, Andy Dickham set the audience at the improv in Los Angeles by shouting, You're all a bunch of N-words. Oh, boy.

Following an improvised set with comedian Ian Bagg. This was a direct reference to Michael Richards used to the same epithet to insult Heckler's weeks earlier. I was going to say he's picking the wrong comics to steal from. Well, I'm just going to point out, not only is he dropping the N-word on people.

he's also a joke thief. Yeah, right, exactly. A serial of jokes here. This is good. I would like to hear his quote, the apology he issued up about that. Yeah. I chose to make a joke about a subject that is not funny,

an attempt to make light of a serious subject. I've offended a lot of people, and I'm sorry for my insensitivity. I wish to apologize to Ian to the club and do its patrons and anyone who was hurt or offended by my remark. And to all the ends. Yeah, it was followed with,

let's go fuck some hoars. Yeah, exactly. You could always tell when a publicist writes something for someone, because Andy Dick does not talk like that. He got dragged off the set of Jimmy Kibble's show for like groping Ivanka Trump's legs. He kept rubbing her legs on the set. They had security come and take him off. Like Carl, I think you're right. Like he must be diagnosed with something because this is not like, this is irrational behavior ongoing for decades.

It's malignant horniness. It's like I used to work in a special needs school when I was like 18. and it was like one of the girls would like rub up against people inappropriately. She couldn't stop herself. And I think that might be what Andy Dick has, some sort of like variation of that syndrome. Well, I married that girl. Brian, imagine this. So that that girl who was constantly horny and rubbing herself, give her all the cocaine she could possibly store and then see what happens.

That's what Andy Dick is. And access to celebrities. Yeah, it's not good. You know that you're really way too horny? when the Avian Awards throws you out. Oh, boy. Because he was stalking adult film actors, Tara Patrick, and drag queen,

Chi-Chi-La-Rue. Backstage, he kept trying to sneak into their dressing room so they had to throw him out. All right. In 2019, a man knocked Dick out with a punch to the head, which caused Dick to be sent to the hospital to be monitored for a braid bleed. I remember that.

That was caught on video. The man accused Grip Dick of groping him and punched him in retaliation. Now, while we're in 2000, 19, he pled not guilty in that October to charges that he grabbed an Uber driver by the dick. Wait, what? Yeah. They don't like to be grabbed there.

Now, in- No, he's shifting the gears themselves. We're going to get back to this guy later. But around 2021 in July, Elisa Jordana dumps him. And by October, he's being arrested for hitting his boyfriend in the head with a liquor bottle. Right. Now, that leads us to my second video. This was caught by TMZ.

Guys, I think you're going to enjoy this. This is him fighting a Uber Eats driver. So what's going to... Andy Dick got literally body slammed by an Uber Eats driver. By an Uber Eats driver? Yes, the Uber Eats driver and his friend beat the hell out of Andy Dick. There's two different stories. Andy Dick claims that he was taunted with a taco that they were putting the taco in his face,

and then whenever he tried to reach for the top. They got going hill. The Uber-Each driver claims that Andy Dick tried to steal food from them. In any case, while these two guys are squaring off, the driver's friend comes behind, picks Andy up, and slams it through the ground. Don't feel what's a . Don't do that. The reason why he does is because he says that Andy spit on his friend.

The reason why he did it is because he's cheap. That's a cheap shot. Like, you punched somebody for him. from behind you grab somebody from behind and slam him down it's like look at andy dick he's like what five four 100 pounds he's also the aggressor in this scenario that's true too that's true but even if like if so like i'm a hiking out with one of my friends and like somebody's like andy dick especially spits on him i'm just going to see how it plays out right you don't need to get you don't need to involve yourself sir nah yeah so he's getting the shit kicked out of it by uber eats drivers he's

grabbing Uber drivers, Dicks. Andy is a been a problem his entire career. And it seems to be things really spun out of control at the beginning of this year. He was living with some content creators, Carl. Yeah. And these

content creators had rented a campsite at a park outside of L.A. Yeah. And they were all living inside of these two RVs and filming content and basically keeping Andy Dick pretty fucking hammered all day. Until one afternoon, one morning when one of the guys

who, if you listen to the voice, I am not 100% convinced this is not Cardiff Electric. Oh. Interesting. I am not 100% convinced that this person is not Cardiff Electric when you hear the voice. But he describes waking up in an awkward situation

and not knowing how we got there. Here we go, gentlemen. What are you talking to? It's a stream. I fly the lotion to you. He applied lotion to you. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

Cardiff, little potato waddles out. What happened? I think I got ripped you during my wreath or something. I can't, I don't know. What's you when you don't know? I was just, like, in bed right now, and I smell, like, certain parts of my body. And in which bed? In the back room?

In my room, right? No, but I was in the other RV with Andy. And then I... In his bed? Yeah. Why? And then, I, like, I have no idea. Like, not even, like, in a weird way or, like, like, a little...

Why did you get in bed with this guy? We're, the last thing, and remember, we were, like, on the phone with his fiancé or something. Yeah. And then, like, I wake up, I come here, and then I check my... and I'm like, like, I smell parts of myself and they smell like artificial smells. Oh, no. Oh, no. You done got yourself raped.

I don't know what. So these people are living in these RVs with them, and he's being extra horny towards this guy. There's other things where he's like kissing on him going, you're going to sleep in my bed tonight. There's video of all of this. so this guy is super confused he wakes up is all kinds of fucked up now this is where it's going to be trouble here i'm going to add this video file on here he goes into the trailer andy's trailer to confront him about what it just happened now this doesn't look like a guy who would rape another dude does it

They're not being real with me. Did you take my blow? No. Excuse me, I'm on the phone. Can you like not filming? Yeah, I suppose I can respect it. Did you take my cocaine? No.

I didn't even take it whenever it was offered. was offered. I didn't even take you whenever I was on. You asked me for it. And then I... No, I didn't. Yes. It did. Okay. So... I want to know how Andy Dick gets into a situation where he's in the content trailer with these people. Like, how does he stumble across them at a campground?

I don't know how this all happened, but... He was living in, like, a drug den for a while. So... We're getting there. We're getting there. 2022 is a long year for Eddie. Brian, I got to tell you, man, it's shocking how far this guy has fallen. Let me show you a little bit more, shall I? More of that confrontation. My baby, mom, can you go?

Where did you have sold me in my sleep? I never assaulted you in your sleep. Can you give me, can you leave me alone? And find my... Okay, so that one is you just here is this is a content house. Right. So all this shit is stuff people are saying in the live stream, and it's being read by a computer. So thank God for trolls.

can lighten up any situation why did you sexually assault me good the american abortion sent three dollars j jay he only cares about his drugs not your butt hole you need to shame him film him let him know it's not okay to touch people don't stop filming him don't let him sexually bully you jj don't let him sexually bully you jj don't let him jay away for me like can go what should I do Andy go out there wait just wait for the police the voice of an expert

go out there and wait for the police that's what I'm gonna do be good we just did it before they come you took my coat I knew I should do your coat before the police come I agree so surprise kids

Andy gets arrested here and he is charged with sexual assault but I like that he goes don't film me while I'm on the phone and then immediate to that hey do you buy cocaine if you don't want to be like what conversations you have got the phone he doesn't want out there yeah uh i like to respond to tucker dixon people on cocaine do not talk this slow they talk fast well hold on a second when you don't have cocaine yes that's how you talk also it appears to be the a m and i believe

that's a whiskey in his hand that he's uh sipping on yeah i had sexually assault you just wait for police to get here i mean what the fuck i like the divergent reactions too like Like he spits on an Uber driver. He gets body slammed to the ground and sent to the hospital with a potential life-threatening injury. He rapes this guy and the guy's like, why'd you do that? What did you do that for? Andy, what should I do here? Like, I wouldn't be asking my potential rapist.

Like, what's my, what's my play? What do I do? I'm not asking Andy anything. I'm not going to be placed on anything in my life. Did you imagine standing there with a loomed up fucking asshole and him just yelling at you going, you did take my Coke? I know you took my Coke. Yeah, I'm getting dressed down.

Oh, man. Just absolutely ridiculous. So Andy gets arrested that day, taking a prison, but all these charges get dismissed because this JJ kid stops cooperating with the police. Okay. So Andy's free to go. He's free and clear. Where does he go now, though? He was living with these guys in RVs. Sure. Where do you go from here, Carl? Great question, right? He goes to Las Vegas and ends up basically living in what looks like you said it earlier. trap house. Yeah. Here's a video from the live stream, guys, from this house. Well, you could see... I'm out of my fucking house right now, motherfucker. I have a gun right now. I got to

get out of here. That's it. You fucking kidnapper. Extorted, motherfucker. Go! What are you done to? Don't fuck me, dude. Get out! I told you fucking five times. Don't go back. You got it!

Don't shoot the gun. Get out of here. That was Andy. Don't cheat the gun. No. You're trying to do some fucking shit. Don't come back here, dude. Don't do it. You better call me before you do. Don't show up here. I'm invited.

I swear to fucking got. Now, the reason I was hoping for this, I was hoping for this on Chrissy Mayer's content house, but Carl kept himself behaved. Nobody was acted up. I just want to point out something about the creepiness, the creepy behavior.

That man pulled out a gun and was going to shoot somebody at the front door. And Andy sat there. He was like, don't shoot him. Turn around, looked, grabbed a drink. sat there crossed his legs and just had a fucking Coke and a smile. Yeah, he's seen this before. This ain't his first rodeo. I mean, that should tell you a lot.

Now, during this time, Andy has to get out of there now. The police show up at that point because people were watching the live stream called the cops. Yeah. So fucking narks. He has a plan. Andy has a plan, guys. He knows where he's going to go live. Okay.

And I'm going to show you guys where it is. Good. Okay. This is an abandoned house at L.A. the hug, you got that fire lit. He's literally living like a fucking gypsy inside of some fucking empty house that he found. Huh.

That's pretty nice. I mean, this is a nice house. Yeah, right? What the fuck? I hope we said that chimney is back. Destruction we need to do. Yeah, a little construction he needs to do. That takes us to October, ladies and gentlemen, of 2022.

When he was charged with felony burglary for allegedly stealing power tools from a home that's under construction. TMZ reported police in Santa Barbara California responded to reports of a burglary in progress on October 13th and caught Andy fleeing the scene with power tools trying to run out of there.

He was squatting at houses, so he was going to other places to steal tools to fix up the joint. He was squatting it. It's fucking crazy. He was on national television. National television. And now he's squatting in houses. News radio is still in syndication.

It's got to be right. He's still getting checks from that. I get it. He's not getting anything for the Ben Stiller show. No, that's probably true. Now, folks, I have good news for you. I have great news. Okay.

In November of this past year, last month, 2022, he was sentenced to 90 days in jail. Correct. Guess what he was sentenced to 90 days in jail for? Touching the Uber driver's dick four years before that. They finally caught up to him. And the good news is he's getting 12 months of summary probation after he gets out of prison. So hopefully he will get his shit together. He'll go by, what's her name, Jordana, some fucking flowers, make nice, everything will be good again.

He'll start doing the talk show circuit about how he's recovered. And then next year, he'll spectacularly fall off the wagon and we could do all of this again. That's my cook to see Andy Dick. I like Andy Dick. So once he was sentenced to what you're just talking about, because the Drew and Mike show calls Andy Dick quite a bit, they called him and he actually picked up. And they were telling him, they're like, you know, you have to do this 12 months to rehab. He's like, no, I don't. Like, no, no, that's part of the Sunday.

He's like, no, that's not true. I'm not doing that. So I don't even think Andy Dick realized what was going on. So we'll be interesting to see what's going to happen with him. Yeah, he might be the horniest man alive. He might be. He also had to register as a sex offender, didn't he? Yes.

Which is probably for the best. Well, that's why he may not be on the talk show circuit that quickly because people like, I don't know if we want this guy. That's true. So does he have to introduce himself to his neighbors if he's squatting in a Brandon house? Yeah, I just stayed around. You see that boarded up house. So that's where I keep your kids away.

And how judgmental are the druggies? Like if you are staying at a trap house or a drug house or whatever. Right. And they're like, hey, wait, didn't that guy touch an Uber driver's cock? Exactly. Like, is that different than the woman who's currently like fucking nodding out with her child next to her? Like, which one of these two people is worse? Yeah, exactly.

Okay. He was crawling on the ceiling and shit. Let me ask you a question. What did you get sentenced to jail for grabbing an Uber driver's dick? Do you have to use Lyft from now on? That's a good question. and just lift throw you off because I know he's got to do

DoorDash and Grubhub now because Uber Eats ain't helping his ass. Right. He's probably got a really low star rating on there, Vinny. That is correct. So, even worse at WATPs. That's how bad it is. Two and a half. I never even grabbed a dick. There's no smile like Cardiff smiling when he brings a

one star review to the show. I know it's the worst. A dumb potato. He's like ha ha ha ha. Oh, man. All right. That means that's Brian's turn to bring the creepest creep of 2022. All right. Now,

my guy, to technically, Carl, I know you may go after me for this. This happened in 2020, but the woman who, uh,

is part of this. We're not going after you. Just, I already know he's going to try to get me on a technicality. The woman, though, just pleaded guilty and was found guilty. Okay.

To killing her ex stepfather after finding nude photos of herself on his computer. Yes, I know this one. Jay Jakes. Yeah. This is a fun one. Oh, thank God you're doing it on the show.

accused of drugging, strangling, and suffocating Thomas Merriman, her ex-stepfather with a plastic bag on New Year's Eve 2020. Now, Merriman was the co-founder, and this is why, like, I'm like, I wish they had a picture of the guy. I couldn't find a picture of him, and I couldn't find out a certain little detail, I'll talk about

in a second. Okay. She's pretty cute, though. She's attractive. Yeah, she is attractive. I would have pictures of her on my screensaver, too. Sure. I might know. I'm not telling. I can tell you guys. Don't. It doesn't go well for people who do. Yeah. He was the co-founder of butterfly farms at incinatus, incintas, I don't know, someplace in California, which is

non-profit dedicated to the conservation of butterflies, a mild manner butterfly conservationist. You would never think he would be the guy. Nah, I immediately assume sex maniac when I hear something like that. If they're into butterflies and shit. I imagine he had a beard like yours. I imagine all butterfly farmers have a big old beard like Bryans. You think so? They're like, I give up.

You know what? You might be right because we. my wife is like super into bees and like we've gotten more and more bee shit around the house and now she wants hives in the back so i may become a butterfly what is that what is it or a bee contribution oh no not the bees not the bees ah i don't love my eyes my eyes ah careful it's audio it's audio from bryth's fourth of july picnic in the careful with those bees bry worry for you i'm not crazy about bees she loves them we'll see where that goes, I don't even want a dog, let alone a beehive.

You're right. I mean, like, you could pet a dog at least. If a dog gets out, you can go find it. But if, like, bees get out, what are you doing? That used to happen to us. Like, we had these beehives when I was a kid, we had a neighbor who had beehives. And every, like, once a summer, the queen would leave. Yeah.

And there would bees fucking bees everywhere and you couldn't go outside. Fucking great. They looked for that asshole. Yeah, I kind of wanted to throw the ball around with my pops. But no, that's fine. We'll just stay inside. And we never got free, honey. We never got anything out of it.

what a great investment yeah we're held hostage in our house now so jenks the woman who's an interior designer allegedly found explicit photos of herself on his computer while cleaning his room after he was hospitalized for a fall reports say jank sent the photos consensually to her old boyfriend so that's number one where i'm just like so she sent him to her old boyfriend how did he get them like i doubt the old boyfriend sent them to him so i'm assuming that he went on to her computer or sent them to him phone or something yeah yeah he pulled these photos out of somewhere uh he was found dead yeah the rumor was that there was a different sets of photos now she claims that she i want did you watch the trial at all bright did you watch a little bit of it yeah yeah well she was on the said she claimed that when she went on his computer she found different file folders organized by body part so there was like a titty folder there was a titty folder there was a titty folder, a vulva folder. Side titty, under boob,

ST. I like his organization. Yeah. Because I can skip by the shit. Like, I'm not really an ass guy, so I see ass. I'm going right by. It's a side boom. Yeah, I better save them, though. You never know. So it's just so, like, she saw all of this, but then she also claimed that the photos themselves were

from a camera that she had from when she was a teenager. And she was, like, sending naked pictures of herself to her boyfriend. And then she claimed some of the other pictures that were on there, were ones that her ex-husband took of her. So this guy's a collector. I get it.

You start with one collection, you want them all. And you can't bring yourself to throw them out. I might need it. I don't know why. I don't know under what circumstances, but I might need it. He was going to end up storing all these

on a Zoom player at some point. That's what they always do. Yeah. Well, the way she found out was that one of them, and I thought of Carl when I was reading this article, it was such a boomer move that he put it on his

his screensaver or like you know like the screen saver that comes up not your wallpaper but the screensaver and that's something that I did once like I had like this this photo thing and it was like me and my my girlfriend at the time and it popped up and like I guess my computer was like I've never told the story

actually my computer is at my mother's house and like the laptop was open and stuff and it was just the screen saver when I came home like the screen had been pulled down to like a millimeter like it wasn't quite closed but it was like mostly closed and that was I wonder why somebody would do that. And I was like, oh, wait a second.

I went and I was looking at the pictures on the screensaver. And there she is with my dick in her mouth. So I'm assuming my mother saw it and was like, ooh. I got my in-laws one of those skybox frames where you could just like upload photos from anywhere. I do the same thing to them. So here's a fun, quick story for you, Brian. Do you remember the WATP live show we did in New York City? I do.

And my computer shit the back. I had to grab producer Chris's computer and run the show with that. He's got the similar thing going with his background. His wallpaper just shuffles through all the photos he has on his computer. So thankfully, I had whatever video we were watching up in front of that the whole time because if I did not do that, there would have been some problems in New York. That poor guy was just sitting there sweating it out. I didn't realize so afterwards.

He's like, holy shit, car. When you put up my computer screen up on the big screen for everyone, he was losing his mind. the whole time. Oh, that would have been genius. Just one photo. One photo he didn't want to be seen. That's all it would have taken. I don't want to know, but now I want to know what was on Chris's computer.

But let's just move on. I just imagine, because I thought I was going through a pretty horrendous time when I couldn't get the fucking computer to work for my live show in front of a crowd of people. I can't imagine a producer Chris was thinking. When I'm like, all right, let me just use your computers. Like, my computer. I don't have a computer chucked out the window. How do I get out of this?

It's broke. Exactly. Oh, shit. Anyway, that's producer earned his keep that night. That's for sure. All right. All right. So she reportedly wanted to make this guy's death look like an overdose because he abused alcohol and drugs. It sounded to be like he was kind of out of shape.

Now, she denies it, but then there's text messages that she sent to this guy. I just dose the hell out of him. He's waking up. I really don't want to be the one to do this. I can't carry him alone. I can't keep a kicking body in my trunk. I'm about to club him on the head as he is waking up. I'm not strong enough. He's very aware now and I am on my own.

Like this guy was like, no, I have a son. I don't want any part of this. Just I don't want to do it. Brian, because of your celebrity status, I have to think, I have to think that you will think like I think. Anything that I might text anyone could eventually appear on the internet someday. Absolutely. I would never write any of those sentences into a phone and hit said.

That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. It really is like you look like, and I said earlier, I watch forensic files every night. And you see people making mistakes that you're like, it was the times. You can't be like, oh, this person's so stupid. Because they thought back then that if you deleted an AOL chat, it was gone forever.

We know a little bit better now. Yeah. But for somebody like this lady who seems she's younger, she appears to be intelligent, why the fuck would you text any of this stuff to any, I know the answer to that. Go ahead, Vinny. Pretty girl entitlement.

Oh, yeah, you're right. She's a pretty girl, and she's texting this guy who was probably kind of into her, and like, hey, and she was trying to use the feminine charm. And she just didn't think for a second that some dude was going to turn her in. Well, she did it wrong in that. She should have been like, wow, all this murdering my father-in-law is getting me real wet over here. You want to help me out? I'm hornier than Andy Dick. That's the name of this episode.

Let me send you an email from my father's computer, and I'll give you a bunch of reasons why you should come over here. So it appears, though, that from my article that this lady is my creep, which she isn't. It's the butterfly collector. It's a stepfather who she had been with ever since she was a child, whose mother had since divorced the guy, but they still remained close. That to me is a creep. This isn't taking anything away from you guys.

But when I saw Vinnie Paulino in New York City at the show, I said, I don't think you guys know what a creep is. Because Vinny's like, my guy hammered a bunch of kittens apart with a mallet. What do you think about that? And then Carl's like, well, my guy raped five ladies and then raped two kids after that. So what do you think about that? It's like, you guys are, who are these psychopaths? I'm so confused by the definition of a creep.

That's a good point. Well, that again, I want to make sure I reiterate this for everyone. Whenever this is brought up, the definition of a creep is if you knew what the person did, you would not want to be around them for a second. Oh, that's it? I mean, I think that's the best way. I think that I'm a creeper or would think I'm a creeper well, this is the show about creeps by creeps

for creeps. That's true, Brian. You're right. I'm initiated. I love it. Yeah. We never claim to be better than the people that we cover on this show. Never once we've been like and I wouldn't do something that crazy. Carl tries to help them. He gives them advice, Brian. He's like, hey, listen, you did this all wrong. You got to go back. When you get out of prison, rethink this. See it this way.

And, like, I just want to point out why my guy is the creepiest today, Andy Dick, if you were going to a party and you heard Andy Dick was going to be there, you're like, I don't feel like getting hump tonight. You're not going to go. So, let's throw that out there. I would also not want to go to a party where a guy who ripped apart his daughter was there either. I would like to go to a party with a butterfly farmer, though. What does you want to know? Like, it would start out with a butterfly question. Who's got hot news of his daughter? Dude, how did you get those pictures? Just, that's the one thing that's driving me crazy. How'd you get the pictures? I don't need to see them.

Just what the fuck of what happened? Well, that's a pretty compelling argument, Brian. Is anything else you wanted to include in that? No, I just want everybody to really think about it. Who's the creepiest? Not who's the most psychotic, not who's the horniest. Who's the creepiest? Has to be a butterfly collector.

This guy's closing. His closing argument, you really are like an attorney right now. So as you're deliberating, I want you to just keep in mind. the show is called The Creepa. I present to you. What pisses me off about this is he's doing what I try to do way more eloquently than me. I'm a fat-tongued idiot.

I'm going to vote for Brian's creep, I think. He's convinced me. Everybody's going to vote for Brian's creep, and I'm getting fucked out of Patreon, but he's still. Sit in four points. Yes, let's keep having guests out every week. Maybe this is fun.

Yeah, then we're spinning the wheel together again, motherfucker. Is this so good on consequences? Is it still going on? I don't know if there was a new one yet. Oh, wow. No, not yet. I had to work at a pizza place not too long ago.

I remember that, but yeah. You made your own pizza, right? Yeah, all for me. What's a customer? So, uh, Carl, I think it's time for who are these creeps? Why don't you take it away, buddy? All right, let's crank through this one. Creepos.

Did I find a doozy of a show for us today? It is called Whiskey, Wine, and True Crime. Oh. Video, media, he's like, oh, fuck. Another one of these. Oh, more people have to drink to talk about true crime. Dude, this seems to be a thing where, for whatever reason, they think a show format is getting drunk and telling you true crime stories. And these people, I have not heard a show this egregious in a long time.

Here's a clip of what the summary of the show for me. I'm more, I'm more of a snapper kind of guy. You fucking A. Oh, it's the worst, dude. And you have like you put on perfectly. I swear to God I thought you sent me a bunch of Florida shit that I did not use yet I don't know what you have Mike Persky I'm not talking to you I'm talking to drink bitch good Lord what the fuck was that carbonation bubbles so they'd have this bit they do

they call it keep it classy Florida and that's where he was asking about his Florida stories he wanted to get his segment ready to be produced on there I haven't been this speechless at a while this is a show hosted by crystal kelly jennel paul and chris and let me just read from their website it says uh the full story we are whiskey wine and true crime we tell the people the truth along with details media likes to leave out we drink to make it funny for the viewers on facebook to see we are humans we have business that sell out merchandise check them out smiley face who wrote that fucking tommy sounded like it doesn't it i was gonna say man it it's It sounds like the way an Indian person talks when they call you, like, by the way, sir.

No, these people are from Wisconsin, and I went and checked out. Oh, so it's way dumber. I went and checked out their Facebook. We got businesses. Basically, you're looking at someone's living room. These shows go on for two and a half hours, and it's these really fat, really unattractive people, all sitting around, there's children walking around, they're getting wasted, they're trying to crack each other up.

It's one of the worst things they've ever seen, and then you go to their website. They have a Patreon. This is great. Go to their Patreon. It has zero patrons making $0 a month. Like you got to build a nodding before you start a Patreon. Otherwise, it's kind of embarrassing. So I'm going to throw that out there.

And you got to look at their website on the product page of their website. They have all of these images. Like there's a, there's a mug and a t-shirt. And none of it's about the show. It's just random merchandise. And everything just says product for sale underneath it. That's the name of every product, product for sale. So it really is like a Tommy from MSCS Media.

not understanding how business works kind of thing but even without the fake views right they yeah there's no one watching this stuff so let's find out why this person started a true crime podcast i want to know i thought this would be a great idea to talk about something i actually am very passionate about which is crime because i am very nerdy that way i love to learn about antics and what makes people tick without having to be in the situation or in the room with somebody.

I love, you know, I attempted to write Chris Watt. That didn't go anywhere. Great story. Did she write it or did she attempt to write him? You know, eventually you know, BTK is still standing and walking around. So this is what she considers to be

nerdy for true crime. Went to being into crime, make you a nerd. I thought that was what the cool people were into. Correct, Vinny. She's obviously very cool. You can tell. These people are dumb. These people are fucking idiots.

And the sample, like, my, I got my, my kid, I don't know if you ever heard of it. You probably not. You don't have kids. Spy Ninjas. It's this YouTube thing that's like real big. No, I heard of that. No, have you? And it's like, oh, you haven't heard of it.

So it's just a bunch of like ninjas and shit, like adults dressed up like ninjas. And they have this earpiece that I got her. that's sound enhancing so you can hear people from across the room that fucking two dollar piece of shit from china sounded better than their sound quality on this show it's unreal right like two of the people have microphones the other people don't but it doesn't stop anyone from talking so whether they're like all the way across the room for a microphone or not they just join in the conversation along with everyone else i don't know why they would have it set up that way are they talking into it like an open laptop is that what this is like i said two people are holding microphones Okay. It's easier to take this than some of the ones I hear you guys talk about. You're like, this piece of shit has 12,000 patrons. I'm like, God, how is this possible?

This one actually makes sense. It's terrible and no one likes it. If this had fucking 12 listeners, I'd be just as justifiably angry. All right. Well, let's get into more because, you know, she's nerdy for true crime. So this is her explaining why she would start this amazing show that they do.

And I'm going to turn around to make it funny because in the end, every detail is going to be gruesome. And you want to hear the truth about it and being drunk, you're going to spill the truth. I'd rather do it drinking because, you know what? I'm not going to filter myself. Why should you filter yourself? That's why I started this podcast. And then I brought Kelly into it because I know his dumb ass ain't going to shares.

We do share different views, but we share the same style of how we are. We're both open-minded. Sounds weird. We're both unfiltered. Sounds weird. I know mine I've never had one of them so you hear at the end there this guy Kelly this guy is just well I got some clips of him well we'll learn more about him is this what every court is fucking doing wrong they're not just getting every witness drunk before

they put them out of the stand oh yeah that's the truth serum they did yeah you just have to be hammered and you're good to spill the truth because nobody lies when they're drunk these people are so stupid I hate people who think that because these people see who's stuttering John is Vinnie exactly when you get drunk when you get drunk drunk with your friends, you have a good time. So they think, well, what if other people could watch us get drunk with each other? Then they'll have a good time. Wrong.

Not how that works at all. Greatest misconception in podcast. You drunk with your friends is not interesting, folks. Sorry to tell you. Don't want to be there. Don't care. So you notice that they were proud of themselves for not having a filter. And I just want to say that that is not something to be proud of yourself for.

Having a filter is one of the most important things we can do as human beings. is it not just say every dumb stupid bullshit thing that you think out loud and put it out there people think that like that's the cute way of being like i'm an asshole right and they can't get away with you oh yeah i just call i just call women cunts to their face well you know you should do that on a podcast like me it's charming when we do it dude mint sailed with a hundred dollars holy shit thank you mint this that's a very nice christmas surprise i love min salad so much but i'm starting like can i digress for just one second here yeah mint i love you i think you're the greatest she puts all these pictures on her instagram she's doing like the fansly thing here's the

plug it mid mid salad's got a fans lee and only fans whatever and she's out on her back porch there's snow everywhere and she's in like a big like in her underwear and i look at this and i felt a fatherly instinct i got upset and i was like put out a jacket mint like i got i don't think i'm supposed to be like that what's wrong with well let me just read this because this is a message to brian it says um i hope you liked how i drew you on the w at p n yc live show poster minceau did that art for us the godfather poster i started watching comic book men this year and love it anyway cheers to another year of the creep off so thank you brian thank you mincelling thank you boys it was a very good illustration of you i have to say you didn't think it was no it was it was great i think brine's

easier people to draw. I think I could draw, Brian. But the number of people who are like, hey, this is Brian. Like, they said, like, I've put like, I've now started to, I've done it a couple times when people I don't know mention the beard, like, hey, like ZZ Top.

I'm like, who's that. And I pretend I don't know who Zizi Top is. It's hilarious. It's awesome. They're just like, you never heard of Zee Top. Like, I'm the asshole. That's funny. All right.

I'm going to start doing that with Opie. No, I don't know. They're on the radio? Is it a YouTube show? What is that? Hysterical. All right. Now, I'm going to let you guys in on a secret here.

Even though it sounds like these people are probably making money handover fest, not the case. You know, we're not paid. We're not, oh, I'm paying everybody X amount of money every day to do this. We do this stuff on weekends on our time. We usually do it on Fridays or Saturdays. No shit, Sherlock. No shit. Wait, you're not paying the whole staff of people who are there?

producing this show the kids running around don't even get a fucking allowance car yeah wow i'm shocked i had no idea who to thunk it all right let's let's listen to this guy kelly because kelly thinks he's hilarious he's one of these guys and this is something that i'm i'm noticing more and more is that the fatter and uglier you are the more you want to talk about sex i don't know why that is no one wants to hear you talking about sex we want to hear bikini models talk about sex. But anyway, this is a guy talking about how he likes to smell women's crotches. Well, I'm not going to go up there stick my head in her crotch and go, you smell nice. If I'm a midget, I can get away with that. Because it's not harassment. I'm just stating the

obvious that your hair smells nice. The fact that I'm three foot two and come up to your crotch is got nothing to do with it. What? I wish I was three foot two. Oh, the fun I could have. No. You go underneath someone's dress and be like, oh, I didn't see you there. That damn it, that don't look like Garby's. Don't look like a beaver either. Hilarious. This is giving me everyone that I've ever hated at sitting in a bar vibes.

Yep. Well, they're doing the show, Vinnie, and it's Fried Chicken Friday. Now, when you say something like that, this guy, Kelly, immediately has to tell you some of the funny things that he knows about. Fried Chicken Friday. Taco Tuesday followed by Wet Fart Wednesday That's terrific You ever hear that one, Benny

Taco Tuesday is followed by Wet Fart Wednesday You know my policy has broken clock That's a good one. It's pretty good one. Good job Kelly Oh, he's got another one for you, Vinny. This one. Oh boy, watch out for these ziggers.

Since you brought up the church right off the bat and I didn't have to lead into anything. What is the difference between a Catholic priest? I did it. And Woody from the toy story. This timing is flawless. Give up. Woody goes limp when the kids walk in the room.

Oh, boy. I'm going to start doing that, Vinnie. I'm going to start doing stand-up where I do my my setup and then I go, what do you guys think the punchline is? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone got any ideas? You give up? A good solid 60 seconds. Yeah, right. Make sure you will forget what I'm even talking about. I got a set

Friday night. I think I would have to try that. I think people will enjoy it. So what I'm going to have to do is take out the punchlines and just put in really long pauses. Yeah. Got it. This is how jokes work. This is how joke telling works, you dummy. You'll be shocked. Oh, go ahead. You listen to people like this

and you're like, these are real people who have other real people in their everyday lives. How is one of those other people? Like, how is it to deal with them? Yes. Like Kelly being like, hey, it's went for Wednesday. You know, you're at work at the warehouse. I'm like, yes, I know. I was actually thinking the same thing

because they're all enjoying each other so much. I'm like, what does the rest of society think about these fucking assholes? I got to be honest with you. I don't think the fire department in their town is going to respond very quickly. No, definitely not. Oh, their podcast studios burning down. All right. All right, you guys. Let's finish the chili. I know I'm implying that these people are kind of brain dead, not very interesting,

but you'll be shocked to know that they enjoy drinking those new Mountain Dew alcohol-infused beverages. You know, Mountain Dew now has hard. That checks out. So hard, too, that's not surprising. This is week two of trying the hard Mountain Dew. I actually like this one, too. This week's flavor is the watermelon. We tried previously, I tried.

All right. I have to say this right now. So occasionally, I will imbibe in an alcoholic beverage. I think many might tell you that. I never once needed to hear someone on a podcast, tell me what they're drinking and how much they like it. I can't imagine anyone's looking for that type of content. You don't need it, but they're going to tell you. Why? Do you know?

Why do they think that's interesting? How fucking many of them think that is so important to the format of their shows? Every single one of these true crime shows. All of them. They all fucking go, oh, and today we're drinking some kind of fucking pale. Well, no, or they're drinking wine. And it's an $8.99 cent bottle of wine.

I'm just like, it's not good. What you're drinking is not good. Who gives a shit? The lady Walgreens said it was delightful. Yeah, it's okay. She was drinking it while she checked me out. If the date on the wine bottle is now, it's not a good wine. I'm not impressed with what you're doing.

Oh, it's fresh. Dumbies. All right. Oh, but you also have to have drinking games. when you do a podcast. Like I said, this goes out for two and a half hours. This rambling, incoherent, barely listenable show. Nope.

Michael Nelson, both. Okay, we'll drink again. Wack fuck. Drink. That's going to be our new one. Every time someone yells whack fuck, we have to drink. That would suck because I'd be too drunk to do that, especially with him here. But wait, wait, wait until I buy the stripper pole and we'll put her clothes on it.

then we play the ultimate game of whack fuck drink that would be a fun game what is going on what is whack fuck so anyone know what that is i've seen it on like on uh it's what the kids in high school called you're like like i've seen on youtube videos where like somebody steps on a break or a rake or something and it'll be like whack and then if the person says fuck you know what i mean so it's like if you get hurt by something usually it's like whack and then the person in the video will say fuck like the person putting the video up adds the word whack. Like something like that. I see. Okay. So whack fuck. I don't know what whack fuck in this situation means. Wack fuck drink with the stripper pole now makes perfect sense.

So they're just smashing women's faces into the stripper pole. Yeah. Or the ball is falling down maybe. Yeah. Someone stands on the other side of the room holding a microphone in a child. Okay. Now I get it. Now it is a fun game. I take everything back that I was saying before. There actually might be crimes happening during this true crap podcast. That would be Holy shit, Vinny. Has anyone ever done that before? Should we start robin banks while we record? Has anyone ever know that from the store?

Like, this is the only true crime podcast of its kind. We're actually committing true crimes while we're podcasting. That's brilliant. Brian's going, you're going to get busted pretty quickly doing that. You saw how it worked out for Andy Dick. Yeah, exactly. That's true.

Actually, Andy was doing it before they just didn't realize what they were doing. Yeah, Andy Dick would be a great accomplice for a crime. Like, you rob a bank with him and you have to try to run out of there, but he's too busy humping the security guard. Andy, we got to go. The only good thing about committing crime with Andy Dick is he will not remember. So when he's being crushed, he's not going to crack. Did you run that bag? He's like, I don't know.

I don't think so. Maybe. I mean, what thing? I'm on the phone. Get away from me. Yeah, what day? All right, I have one more clip. And I just wanted everyone to keep in mind, these people are all obese.

And extremely ugly. When I worked at surprise parties, right? That was before this. And for those of you who don't know what surprise parties are, she used to sell dildos. Dildos. And she still has a bunch of them in the closet. I still have some dildos.

But in her closet. And one of them is a ginormous to buy the... It's not that big. All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. the world to the show. This is so bad.

You really didn't have to tell me that they were fat. I assumed it when they skipped over the beer to grab the hard mountain dew. They were so fucking fatties, dude. Yeah. It's not usually a marathon runner who's drinking the hard mountain dew. It's a good point. The one lady's audio quality sounds like she's talking

and she's walking by the mic and then walking back again. Like, it's just like it goes in and out, it in and out. I don't know what you mean, Brian. I don't know what you mean. I think the one person's talking like this. And then the other person's like this. Yeah. I just imagine this lady doing the imaginary stairs trick.

Just watching it. All right, guys. Get in the elevator now. See you later. I can't do that while sitting down, I guess. Their show stinks. It's not very good. Nope.

It's not very good. So that's what I have for us today on who are these creepos. And let's move on to some voicemails, shall we? Brought to us by our good friends in Syracuse. I believe they are. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse, the city where children are born in mangers all year round. See you in Syracuse.

All right. That's a good. That will got me. That was good. You have all the voicemail. I have all the voicemails today. I'm just going to hit them out. There are no order.

I don't know what's going on. I don't know what they are. Let's hear what's on everyone's going. Carl, you said the creepiest thing about Walt Disney is that he's an anti-Semite. And you're blaming him? on the gift shops it did carl it wasn't until walt died and those jews took over the disdney corporation that it turned into a gift shop of nonsense walt just wanted to bring happiness to the world uh so i mean sounds like it sounds like whatever his worldview was was probably the

better one right right um i'll be yeah you know i'm right i'll see you at the clan meeting bye i had disavow i had disavow putt and disavow potton Jesus christ minnie i think i sent you the wrong voice i was going to say you're the one curate any of these. I mean, Carl, May Christmas. I have a creep report for you, too.

So before that, let me give you some back story. So a few weeks ago, a young girl that I worked with got caught making out with her boyfriend and what she thought was the secluded part

of the store. But my creep is actually the security guard who not only had access to the camera, instead of doing anything to stop it, he zoomed in

on these two underage kids making out and possibly more. That and then also, her boyfriend is also a creep because he thought it'd be sexy to push her up against the rack of Matt Jones jersey. All right, don't call me back.

So many disgusting layers to that story. All right, that's a pretty good one, though. Keep sending in the, when you see creeps out in the wild. To the wild. Yeah. We need your creep reports, folks. We do need the creep report. Thank you for that.

Keep him going, Carl. Hi, Vinny. Hi, Carl. This is Jessica. I'm the editor for the YouTube channel Hacks and Movies with Tony. Carl, you've been on before with the Howard Stern episode. Anyway, I just was calling because I'm very upset with you, Carl, that you did not mention the car.

that was in the rap music video that was used to run over all the pedestrians in the parade. Tony and I followed very closely with that trial and it's the funniest thing ever because it was used in evidence and he was just stood there baffled when that happened. Anyway, I

just wanted to call because it was very upset that you didn't mention that, but my vote still goes to you. So good job. Bye. Thanks, Jessica. I think I played a different video, though. I know what you mean. The murder weapon was used in the music video. We're talking about Daryl Brooks, right? Darrell Brooks. Yeah, so they played that.

Yeah, I think that's an automatic disqualification. Let me go get the wheel out of the closet. Oh, stop it. Jessica, thanks for calling in. It was nice to meet you when I was down in Philly. We'll be back in Philly in April. I'm looking forward to that show. It's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah, did you get to take it yet, many? You got a consequence for the wheel. You got to read the financial feminist book by Tori Dunlap and do a book report on it. Oh, I have already ordered that book. By the way, it comes out tomorrow.

It drops tomorrow. What great timing on that. Yes, I know. What an idiot. She puts it up right after Christmas. I was laughing at AEW the other day because their fucking video game doesn't release until the 29th. It's been four years. Everybody's waiting on this video game.

They couldn't get it out four days after Christmas. Unreal. Unreal. All right. Last one here. Hey, I'm back not to embarrass myself. You should have a guest once a month. You can bring back the guest versus Carl and Vinniething.

and for a consequence on the Carl and Vinny Wheel, have it be give a whole month's page on money to podcast him, man. All right. These are good ideas. Obviously, we have Brian on today to help with the guest number. But yeah, what do you think, Vinny? You want to give a couple grand over to podcast, Hitman? No.

Oh, okay. I don't want to give him anything. I don't want to give him aid or comfort. You are a party pooper. I almost picked him because that fucking letter he wrote about your wife, dude. I was just saying. All right. Well, you know, in his defense, he hadn't seen Hannah naked yet.

Yeah, Carl. I don't know what kind of Spengali you are that any woman in the world sends you a naked picture. Just fucking ridiculous. Well, Vinnie, thank you. If not for you, we wouldn't have Vick's boobs, right? Yeah, but that was more of a gag. Literally, everyone gagged when they saw them. I see what you did.

But I just thought it was like, oh, she literally said that. Vinny's like, I'm a dude. I go to the pool I go to the beach I'm afraid to take my shirt off Are you fucking kidding me Vic I was just like Oh she said that

Here's my tits Go ahead take them off I think she meant You should have been ashamed But no I understand What you're saying It's very good Vinnie

All right You're baffled That you're not ashamed Are you ready for a parade I'm ready for a parade Watch out for the skum parade Oh no it's a scum parade Oh no it's a scum parade

Making Vinny's day Where to begin, Carl, let's start in Tennessee today. A gentleman by the name of James Walker has been arrested. Jimmy Walker, after an altercation on Christmas Eve with a brother, with his, with a victim and her brother with whom he was acquainted. So we got into a fight with his ex. Okay. And her brother threw. room the fuck out of the apartment okay now on christmas eve they left to go to a party investigators

saw walker going in and out of the house later that night taking items to his car he then went back into the apartment and allegedly wrapped the family christmas tree in a child's blanket and lit it on fire with all the christmas presents underneath it now that is a pretty good christmas prank that's pretty funny not only that he opened a window to vent the flames just to make him grow higher yeah And then covered the smoke detector. Yeah. Well, yeah, exactly. You don't want to end the prank prematurely.

Police say they were called to the scene for the disturbance shortly after midnight on Sunday and arrested Walker near the scene after a short foot pursuit. I just want to say, Vinny, I looked it up. There were no wrestling figures harmed. Oh, thank God. In this prank, I know. Can you imagine? Oh, thank God. I was so worried, guys.

Fuck you, Carl. Fucking club foot and asshole. I've been plenty mad at, like, lots of girlfriends to the point where I'm like, oh, I'd like to burn on her goddamn apartment yeah there's something there's something there's something that's like i leave the child's blanket on the couch i just walk out of the house you know like fuck this bitch it's a good point like i don't come in arson like arson is i don't think people realize how serious arson is when they get charged with it like what do you mean 20 years this this was not a house this was an apartment right yeah it was an apartment kind of yeah it's pretty bad this is

really bad problem for sure uh now i don't think that it was related there was a photo on this story of just a pile of toys. Yeah. And I had never seen this before. I had it. My in-laws are over. My brother-in-law was over. I was like, dude, come here.

Look at this. There are bumper cars for toddlers. Did you see that in the photo? Meaning, they actually have a toy for kids who are not even old enough to walk or talk, but you can strap them into a battery controlled car that drives around and bumps into things. That's awesome. If only your creep, they had one of those instead of that knife. Right?

I wish I had a kid. now just so I could put them in. I know. That's what I'm saying. Maybe a cat would fit in there. I don't know. We'll figure it out. Wild. I was just blown away by that. Well, folks, we're going to go to France for our next creep. A French hospital is partially evacuated after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum. Rectum, it nearly killed him. The 88-year-old patient visited a hospital to have the antique explosive have removed, but instead sparked a bomb scare. That's interesting.

Yeah. The emergency occurred around 9 p.m. to 11.30 p.m. on Saturday evening that required the intervention of a bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and pediatric emergencies, as well as diversion of incoming emergencies. Could you imagine that guy who's going, all right, do you cut the red wire or the pink wire? Those aren't wires. Oh, okay. It's going to be a problem.

Get the bombs God. We got to code brown. So this is really insane for a lot of reasons. Number one, we're talking about a piece of artillery for artillery from World War I and an 88-year-old man who shoved it up his own asshole. Yeah, I'm dreading the day my penis stops working. I just start shoving antiques up my ass to get off. That's going to suck.

That's what I was thinking the same thing. Like, I know where my libido is out of 55. At 88, I'm going to be like, I don't know. This artillery shell thing, that's a young man's game. Oh, shit. Those are the Netflix. and chill years for most of us. Like, not

for nothing, though. A warhead? That's like a real fucking BDSM type thing. Oh, it's huge too. I mean, they had the x-rays of it. It's not a small piece of artillery. Apparently, it was dangerous. Like, I mean, this guy had a fucking bomb shoved in his own asshole.

Yeah. For funzy. Is it possible? We're attributing it to his hypersexuality. Is it possible he's just got Alzheimer's and he thought that trip along? it does say in the article i think in the last sentence or so that he did do that for sexual arousal oh really yeah do you think he i like to think of it is the Alzheimer's like it's a little less creepy right like you just kind of picked it up and looked at he goes does this just go on the shelf or in my asshole i don't seem to remember dude andy dicks on this and went oh yeah i'll see

that and raise you one he's got a fucking panzer tank in his anus right now he's got he's actually just sitting up 10 feet in the air he's on the way to you You craed right now. So the doctors began the process of trying to remove the object, which measured almost eight inches long and more than two inches wide. Impressive. It's believed that the patient inserted the item up his own anus for sexual pleasure. Yeah. Things doctor said that they have found an apple, a mango, a can of shaving foam.

Those are, quote, the unusual objects that they generally see. A mango. Wow. That's interesting. How would that work? They're like, we've never seen a military shell. No. Yeah.

That's rare. They had to fucking cut into his abdomen in order to get it out. They performed like a C-section of the fucking guy. Oh, my God. Jesus. Congratulations. You're a pervert. Sir.

Yeah, there's no, like, I think back, like, over my life. And I'm like, I don't think there's any level of embarrassment that would match that. Like, being, like, finally thrown in the towel and being like, I got to go to the ER. I can't get this artillery show out of my ass. I just got to fucking bite the bullet, no pun intended. You know, the only thing that I can think that's more terrified that a senior citizen on the road driving in an emergency is a senior citizen on the road driving

with the mortar shell up their asshole. Is that antique worth more now or less than it was? Oh, it's famous now. That's what I mean. I'll tell you why. It might be museum quality. You know? Yeah.

I mean, somebody said someone's going to throw paint on it to protest fossil fuels. he was polishing it up pretty good it sounds like so i mean it's probably worth more now uh let's move on shall we gentlemen let's go down to florida a man shot his ex-girlfriend 15 times because she hadn't answered his phone calls or text messages girls can piss you off can't they yes my wife does this thing carl i read this article and i sympathized at this man because my wife turns off her phone ringer yeah just completely off well it depends on who's calling for you yes it doesn't register her boyfriend though it immediately goes off yeah either way carl you dick she will have it on for like there's an alert for a text message yeah but literally zero alert

on her phone for a phone call it's 20 fucking 22 okay if someone calls you it's an emergency sure nobody's calling you anymore everybody just sends a text for everything but if someone actually calls you it's a goddamn emergency keep your fucking ringer on for Christ's sake it makes me so mad if I had a gun Carl you'd shoot her 15 times in the back yeah so Carlos Lamont Jones 23 told officers he woke up

on the morning of December 20th quote in an angry state because his ex-girlfriend hadn't answered his calls or texts he drove to her house in Melbourne, Florida where she was living with her father just after 7.30 a.m. because he knew that she had to be to work at 8 a.m. This is why you shouldn't have a job. It makes your schedule

too predictable. Never have a regular gig. He told detectives that he pulled into the driveway and confronted his ex-girlfriend, Shadela Johnson, and she was walking out the front door. He, quote, exchanged a few words with her, end quote. Before she turned away and started walking back into the house, that's what Jones pulled out a handgun and shot her in the back 15 times. I know who won the argument.

That's true. No, is that, like, where did this take place? Because, like, in New Jersey, you would have to reload in order to. Oh, that's right. Yeah, no, this is in Florida. This is a have, yeah. technically he was standing his ground you will keep your rigor out and you will respond to my

messages now the background to purchase a handgun does it include a question about whether or not you have an ex-girlfriend who's a cunt because I think it should that should be one of the things it should be a question on there like on a scale of one to ten how insufferable is your significant other yes correct it's not a bad question it's not a bad idea every guy would lie every guy I know I would have

of course oh no she's great we get a line fine Oh, especially she's going to get by the gun. What do you mean? I'm an eight. Johnson's father told Detaches he had been sitting in the living room when his daughter walked out of the front door to go to work. The affidavit says he heard the series of gunshots looked out the window and saw Jones standing in the driveway. Conspicuous, dude. He went outside and found his daughter lying in the pool of her own blood. He also told detectives that Jones and his daughter had been dating for the past five months had previously lived together but had broken up two weeks prior.

He said that Jones had been continuously calling and harassing Johnson. in an effort to get back together with her that's that never works by the way harassing people you're trying to get back together with never once works i uh there's a there's a series on netflix i'm a stalker none of those guys get it i've not heard of that that's awesome uh when's the chadzumach episode coming out dude i knew a comic pretty sure i think next season i knew a comic who was a legit stalker man yeah he would freak out he if a girl went out of one day i would say you're talking about you had zoom up but you said comic go ahead i would put him on the same level actually okay but this dude he told me one time he he he's like viny can you meet me for coffee i'm

really really upset i was like okay and it was because his girl this girl that he went out of one date with went with her mother to the casino and was out later than he thought she should be and he knows this because he drove by her house a whole bunch of times oh jesus christ and i just said to drink the cup of coffee I was like, well, maybe you should relax about the situation a little bit. She's with her mom. I don't know that she was with her mom. She could have been with the guy. And I'm like, well, you only went out once.

Do I know this person, Vinnie? Yes. One initial. Do you on initials? Yeah. S.B. Okay. Okay.

Wow. That's all the scum parade. That's not good. An arrest affidavit reveals new details of the tragic death of a six-year-old Arkansas boy. Oh, real quick, though, on this last story. Sure. I thought it was funny that the guy shows no remorse. and what he even said was he goes

If I could do it again I would But I would have killed her father too And I went, yeah, that's the eyewitness Correct. If you had a chance to do it again You got to take out the eyewitness And the words might not be having this conversation right now If you had taken about Exactly

I believe she's saying eloquently You live and you learn That's true, yes All right, moving on Arkansas Yeah six year old boy's dead His mom's been arrested Ashley Rollin the boy's mother

And Nathan Bridges Her boyfriend had been charged with murder after Bridges allegedly drowned the child in a toilet. Coming up next on Fox, when swirlies go wrong. It was a normal day of this bathroom in Arkansas when a childhood prank went horribly wrong. The affidavit released by the Lee County Circuit Court Clerk details how grandmother's report of concerns

for the young children in their mother's care led to the discovery. Now, this story got me mad. Okay. Probably for the wrong reasons. All right. Karen Rowland asked that the Lee County Sheriff's Office check in on her daughter.

deputies responded that the daughter allegedly told them that the boy was not there. When she got there, they found the daughter. Okay. Now, they said that the six-year-old daughter had suffered serious burns and had scabs on her scalp. The girl was taken to a local hospital for treatment, but Ashley Rowland later called the sheriff's office to say her son that was not at the home and she didn't know where he was. That's when the sheriff's deputies went through the house and discovered the child's body along with a blanket and a pair of kids' sandals underneath freshly nailed floorboards in the home's hallway. Is that a good place to dispose of body? That's what I'm upset about.

Under the floorboards, like, I don't even like when a mouse gets trapped in there and dies. Do you know how fucking stupid you are, Arkansas? Go outside. Go outside. Dig a hole. Yeah. Like, is it more work to dig a hole or to cut open your fucking floor and stick a child underneath it? And then cover it back up and nail everything back down.

What's more work? Vinny, I'm sure you realize this. And like, I have a friend who's a homicide investigator and he told me the same thing. He was like, the problem is most people are dumb. right yes that's why they do shit like that yeah by the way when i saw that someone uh drowned in a toilet i was like this happened at the bills game during the third quarter if only fucking hate the buffalo bill so fucking much right now why do you bring a god damn it so people get very drunk at those games there was a guy who died in the creek next to the stadium that is

less than an inch first off motherfucker he was murdered and it was a dolphins fan and it was a bills fan who fucking killed him and I know it in my heart. I believe it. Oh, it was a Dolphins fan. Oh, that it was a dumb person who actually did drown in a creek. People don't realize they're not fished their mammals. Stupid idiot. Okay, according to Fox 13, the victim had bit this boyfriend's hand, this Bridges guy's hand, which allegedly prompted Bridges to discipline the boy by drowning him in the bathroom toilet. Ashley Rowland and Nathan Bridges were charged with capital murder, abuse of a corpse tampering with physical evidence, and endangering the welfare of a child. police would not answer any more questions about the boy's death and they are in custody now on no bail

they were going to throw the book at them but there aren't any books in arkansas we're going to have to go across the border to get so all right well that was a fun scum parade today viny oh well they're not supposed to be fun carl but somehow we do it every week it's really and awful and we're not even drunk it's amazing Brian thank you so much for joining us on the show today it's been a blast now Brian it was fun thank you for having me you could listen to brian wherever you listen to podcasts on tell him steve dave i'm sorry i'm going to take that one more time on tell him steve dave and would you kindly with eric nagle on compound media the mighty eric i think that both shows are fantastic i've been listening to tell him steve for

years so it was a real treat to have you on please come on any time you'd like to and uh ladies and gentlemen make sure you vote this week on reddit for who you thought brought the biggest creep of 2022. Don't forget to support the show on Patreon. Patreon.com backslash the creep off. You'll get yourself some cool exclusive merch. You can leave voicemails at 585. We do have a phone number and I forgot

it because everything's fucked up. And yeah, that's the end of the show. I was wondering if you're going to go with that when you go 585. I was like, uh-oh, is he going to get this? Nope. Uh, Biddy, we do have to read the super chats and we want to thank everybody. Go ahead, read them all, buddy. For sending in their super chats. Oh, I got to do it? Yeah.

You motherfucker. Yeah, do something. Carl, do some work today. All right. Purple, purple monkey dishwasher. Andy is literally the I can't control my horny levels guy from to catch a predator. Do you know who he's referring to there? Yes, I do.

Okay. And then we have Tucker Dixon. I can't believe Brian won. That was as soon as Brian announced to he was doing. That's what he said that. I think that's what the joke was. Tucker Dixon again, creep off game idea. Guess the bad podcast, Patreon numbers.

That's not bad. I would do that game. That's pretty fun. Got to do it. Price is right style. Can't go over. Okay. I like that.

One patron. And then, of course, mint salad with a hundred bucks. Thanks again to mint. That was awesome. Tucker Dixon says to Brian, sorry I missed you in New York City. I'll see you at the next one. So this is interesting. Brian, when we were looking for the after party and you and I were hanging out on the street,

your wife, E. Rock. Tucker Dixon was in a bar that we were supposed to be. to all be going to that we said not to because of the line. So Tucker really fucked himself up with that one. I think he fucked himself up a little bit more than that. And if I recall, he went ahead because

he thought everybody was going to come there and he wanted to be the hero. So he paid everybody's cover. And we were like, yeah, let's just keep moving. Yeah. Sorry, Tucker. You missed out a chance to talk to Brian. He just paid all this money and nobody even went to that place.

It was a line of 20 year old girl. like there was no room there's no space for me there they wouldn't even let me get in line that was not our scene no definitely not this lie it is uh you're you're overage for the line sir um carls are anything else we need to cover today i think that's everything buddy you know what i was just looking on my soundboard see if i had our music and i do not it's all right we're you think you can pull up the video of it maybe no we're just going to end the show we're fucking done all right it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice good gea good gea we'll see you next week and hopefully things will be back to normal brian johnson thank you again follow

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