The Creep Off - Episode 148: Fugly Addams

Episode Date: January 17, 2023

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Hey everyone, welcome to the Bill's favorite podcast. Wildcard wins, and Carl's a creep, and he's going to rub it in. This is a competition where you listen to each host present their creep, and then you head over to the subreddit and vote for the guy whose team already won the wildcard rounds. Anyways, have you been feeling sad, lonely, depressed? Of course you have. You're listening to this podcast. Well, the good news is Carl and Vinnie's creeps can really help you out this week.

Have you ever wanted to hang out with celebrities? Maybe hit them with a hot iron. Maybe have sex with them, but never get them. pregnant. Well, then Vinnie's Creep is the man for you. But if your style's more feeding the homeless, rigging elections, maybe poisoning a whole town, well, Carl's Creep has got the seminar for you. Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down.

That our flight was still there Come on a few guys, you put one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble, I'll suspend. I'm looking at a fucking song! Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola Creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps.

For you, creeps, I am your host. The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour. A big, healthy, exelsior, true believers. To everyone out there. And joining me, as always, is my co-host, hot cook-c-c-c-c-c. What is happening? Vinnie Paulino. Good to be back with you, my friend. I got a lot of energy today.

Yesterday was MLK Day, and my family tradition is to go watch hockey on MLK Day, because that's what he would have wanted. And I watched one of the worst savers games I've ever seen in my life. They were terrible. So that was not a good use of my time yesterday, but I'm happy to be here with you today, buddy. Well, pal, welcome back. You know why I'm happy to be here with you today, buddy? Does it have anything to do with the score from last week's episode?

It does have something to do with that. It also has something to do with the score from the Bill's Dolphins game. Hey, Vinny, delay of game. Do they call that in the NFL anymore? There had to be seven delay of game penalties, and they did not call against the dolphins. I was screaming. That was so frustrating.

So you kept inviting me over to your house. I did, yeah. We wanted you to come over and hang out. I was at the bar. Until they took the lead. And then I'm like, good thing Vinny has it here. It did one thing to me. Just make me feel better.

We got a long time until the next. season starts, you know, especially for the Bills. They're going to be out after this weekend. Admit to me, you were scared. Oh, God, of course. Yes. The Dolphins did the lead in the third quarter. That was crazy. Yeah, they're a better team that people give them credit. You guys, Bill's fans talked a lot of shit this last week. Yep. They talked a lot of shit. And you got out by the skinnier teeth again. And I'm mad that they couldn't, the dolphins couldn't get over the hump, but that Skyler Thompson kid was throwing dimes. Everybody was dropping. them a lot of things didn't go their way

if fuck it happens it's football and I lost at the fucking creep off so yeah let's show that score let's take a look at what that happened over there with last week's voting just hit your music I forgot to put the image in you fucking you never forget to pull a

you never forget to pull a screenshot when you win I've never seen you fuck that up before when you had the lead in this. It's interesting. Thank you for all of the congratulations, Carl. For voting for my creep last week. I very much appreciate it and deserve it. So thank you for that. He didn't even find this creep. Alex found it for him. So what? That's not part of the rules. I know. Alex has found creeps

for me too. I know exactly. That guy's the greatest. He's great. Alex, I want you to know something, pal. You're listening. We love you, buddy. Thank you for everything that you did. You're a great guy. Agreed. Gangrenously is the champ. Love you, pal. So, Carl, this week, we decided to piggyback the theme of why you blew off the show yesterday. And we decided to go with creepiest hockey player. Yes, that's right. And also, I want to announce, even though this is a Tuesday, it happens to be Super Chat Tuesday. What is that?

I know. Can you believe it? Like, we never do Tuesdays. And yet here we are, Super Chat Tuesday. We will read your Super Chat Tuesday. And I want to thank people getting in early already. Chris Primer got him with five bucks. and Cam Critical with $499.

Don't forget to read their stuff later. We'll get it at the end. But thank you guys. Thanks for super chatting. And yes, today we're going to be talking about the creepiest hockey player. Now, Vinnie,

I know that you're a Padres fan. I know you're a Celtics fan. Yeah. I know you're a Dolphins fan. Yep. Who's your hockey team? Do you care about hockey? Not really.

Okay. But you know, I guess my favorite team when I was a kid in hockey was the Kings. Okay. Is that because Gretzky was on there? Grisky and Luke Robatai? I always have a thing with California sports. You like the Celtics of the dolphins.

They couldn't be further from California. What are you talking about? I like the teams I like all for very valid but very bizarre reasons. Well, you are from San Diego, so I guess the Kings would make sense. Yeah, I liked the Kings as a kid. Then they had Gretzky. They, you know, they're all right. They got Brian Quick now.

They're, I guess, average. Jonathan Quick, I think. Whatever. Yeah. I don't care. I can tell. Okay. Let's get right into it.

They can have fucking Nestle quick. That'll give a fuck. You ready to get this thing started? All right. I brought you the creepiest hockey player. And he's from Buffalo. He was the first overall pick. Josh Allen plays hockey.

In the 2007 NHL drafted by the Chicago Blackhawks. He was the rookie of the year in the O.C. 2007-08 season at just 20 years old. Listen to this contract that he signed. His rookie contract, three years, $11.2 million. I was not aware hockey had that kind of money to throw around for anybody. Yes, Patrick Kane is my creep this week. Let's get right into it.

Patty K-C-ups. This happened in Buffalo where he is from. Early Sunday morning, South Buffalo native Pat Kane was arrested over an alleged dispute with the cab driver. Now that cab driver is telling his side of the story to News 4. News 4's Trisha Cruz is live in our newsroom with more right now. Tricia. Well, in the words of the cab driver, Patrick Cain and his cousin went berserk once their cab ride came to an end in Buffalo at about 4.30 this morning. This cab driver says the cuts and bruises on his face are from NHL star Patrick Kane and his 21-year-old cousin. Patrick Cain, who is only 20, plays for the Chicago Blackhawks.

One guy pays and the other guy grabs him by the trope. The Patrick Kane turned out to be a hockey player. I don't know who they are. Do we just freeze up? No, we're good. We're still recording. But yeah, we did online and we're reconnected. We're fine.

Okay, very good. So basically what we're here to hear here is that Patrick Kane and his cousin, Patrick Kane, 20 years old, his cousin 21, got into a bit of a skirmish with their cab driver after coming back home after a late night of drinking. He was about 4.30 in the morning. You know, Buffalo's open until 4 a.m. With their bars, of course, Chippewa Street is where everybody goes to party all night.

So let's find out why these two young guys, one, a professional athlete, needed to beat up a 62-year-old cab driver. And I saw the images of this guy. He got beat up pretty good. Yeah. His face was messed up. Did he try to check him? Well. The drama unfolded when Patrick Cain and his cousin James hailed J.R.'s cab on Chippewa.

street at about four in the morning. The two ended their ride here on Eastwood Place in Buffalo, and the cab driver says this is where the trouble began, and all over 20 cents. The fare came to $13 and $80. J.R. says the canes gave him $15, but he could only give them $1.00. I didn't have 20 cents to give changes. I said, I don't have to change. All of a sudden, according to JR and the police report he filed. The one game is choking me, the other one's punching me. Won't you know who I am? Don't you know who I am? Don't you know why? You mess with the wrong people. I didn't have the 20 cents to give him change. The cabby accuses Patrick and James of taking the rest of his money, and that's not all.

My glasses I busted. My shirt's tall over. So, this cab fare was $13.80. They give him $15. They want $1.20 back. He's like, I got a dollar here. And this enraged them to the point where they had to beat him up and steal his money from him. These fucking assholes never heard of a tip.

Patrick Gade signed. a three-year $11.2 million contract as a rookie as the first overall draft pick. Did the check not clear yet or something when this happened? Holy shit, what a creep. That's awful. And his cousin are charged with robbery and criminal mischief in a statement of the Chicago Blackhawk say it's aware of the allegations.

And while it's still collecting all the facts, the team stands behind Kane, who is considered a team leader and a big part of the organization. The team leader. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You want some character like that. They're going to hire him to work in the team travel department when he retires.

All right. He used to get shit done. Well, hopefully Patrick Kane feels remorse for doing this and came out and apologized for it. Okay. Because I put myself and being in the wrong position in the wrong time, I've caused a lot of pain for my family, my hometown of Buffalo, the city of Chicago, the Chicago, the Chicago Blackhawks, and obviously the great fans we have here in Chicago. And for that part, I sincerely apologize. He did not take questions, ending his statement by saying, Now it's time for me to move forward.

I decided to get back to the ice and represent the Chicago Blackhawks and the United States Olympic Hockey Team. Thank you. What an asshole! He's just in the wrong place at the wrong time, Vinnie. Moving on. No more questions. Hey, listen.

Listen, I'm moving forward. I got 20 cents in my pocket, and I'm going to keep walking, baby. Let's just pretend the whole thing didn't even happen, shall we? Yeah, now I'm going to move forward. I like to apologize to all the fans to anybody who was affected by this, except for that motherfucker who didn't have my change. Right, yes. Wow.

So, Patrick Kane, three-time Stanley Cup champion. So funny. Current Chicago Black Hawk is my creep, creepiest hockey player this week. Vinnie, what do you got, buddy? Hold my beer, Carl. All right. My creep today's name is Mike McBain, Carl. Are you familiar with Mike McBain?

I've heard of him. He was a left-handed defenseman from Kimberly, British Columbia, A. He was drafted in 1995 by the NHL Tampa Bay Lightning. He played from the team from 97 to 99. He ended up playing for a team called the Las Vegas Ranglers in some minor league bullshit. He retired with them. He was a team captain for the Ranglers for three years. He ended up staying with the team as a coach.

He's settling in Las Vegas. Canadian dude meets a nice girl. Hot chick, too. They open up a real estate company, McBain Real Estate. And guess what else he got with that marriage? He got something really awesome for himself. Syphilis. No.

A really hot 12-year-old stepdaughter. Oh, Jesus. Okay. That's not good. Yada, yada, yada. By August 2012, Michael McBade is been arrested in charge with nine felony counts of sexual assault, allegedly abusing a now 16-year-old girl for four years beginning in the year 2008. Now, Carl, the details of this case, this is, there's one victim here.

But the details here are so astounding and creepy. I got to tell you, man. I'm sorry, Patrick Cade's hysterical. He's an asshole, but you're fucking done today, kid. Oh, no, we're disconnected again. That's fine. We're just in a roll with that, and I'll post the full video. We're still recording.

Okay. So Mike McBain's molestations allegedly happened over the course of three years. It reportedly started when the girl was 12 as she was asleep between McBain and her mother. So I want to paint this picture. picture for you. This is a child who wanted to sleep next to her mommy. Yeah. And step Papa is making her have to play goalie with all of her holes. He starts touching her inappropriately while the mother is asleep next to them. Okay. It's so disgusted. According to the report, McBain started to do this more on a regular basis.

and he would start initiating contact with her in other places, and that led to a trip to Europe in 2010 where it escalated to full on rape. Okay. So this is his stepdaughter. Yep. Now, one of the things that we're going to find out about this girl, she internalized all of this because she didn't want to tell her mother

because she didn't want to hurt her mom because her mom had apparently not a great life. Okay. So this child was internalizing all this. And it's probably her fault, too. Yeah, she was walking around and being all hot, laying there asleep. Of course. fucking hole.

This guy's just a piece of shit. But this child really was thought she was doing the right thing by keeping her mouth shut. Yeah. So now McBain is still working for the team part time as a coach, right? And according to the report, as a coach, McBain noticed that the victim, his stepdaughter, had a crush on one of the Wrangler's players, Carl. Oh.

Uh-oh. That's going to get some jealousy going. His name was Jason Krishik. Yeah, younger guy, probably a better hockey player. Yep. Now, police believe McBain created a fake email account. Use it to contact the victim. Would you blame me?

What happened to the groceries? He would also text her, said her lewd photographs, asked about her sexual encounters under the guise of being this guy, Chris Krishig, that she was interested in. McBain also sent her money as much as $400 to the victim. for sending nude photos of herself to the email address which he created under the other player's name.

Eventually the damn broke. You know, this poor kid's dealt with a lot of trauma. She's getting raped by her stepdad. She's getting fucking fingered while her mom's asleep next to her and she's trying to deal with all this. And then she finds out that the player she has a crush odd.

Yeah. Is her stepdad? Yeah. The fucking molester. The damn fucking broke. How old is she at this point? 16. Okay.

So she's older and smarter now. You know what I mean? Like this kid at 12. years old doesn't really know what's happening and then when she gets to 16 she realizes I got to fucking tell somebody this is happening okay so she discovers the person emailing to text here who was not Krishik and the police who contacted Krishik the cocky player is like I have no idea what the fuck this is about I don't know and they're they're looking into him so the cops start talking to the daughter more and she tells her mother what happened the cut she tells

it to the cops McBain fucking flees the town flies to Oregon. Oregon. Oregon. Where's the fucking drop, God damn it, where he attempted to commit suicide by taking an excessive amount of pills.

He was hospitalized that the victim's mother went to stay with him for several days. After several conversations, McBain told the mother he had sexually abused the victim and was the one emailing and texting her. According to the arrest report,

McBade wrote a sorry, quote, sorry letter to the victim. I can imagine. I'm just reading that. The Canadian voice, sorry. I wrote a sorry letter. I'm real sorry to that. I'm really sorry about putting my fingers in your boot.

I don't know. He sounds like Cardiff now. Oh, I'm very sorry for molesting you while you were asleep. The police obtained the letter putting into evidence, along with an email exchange with the victim's mother detailing what happened. He pled guilty to that September to a reduced felony charge of attempted sexual assault with the minor under 14 and attempted Lundus, Lundus with the minor under 14, he was sentenced to four to 15 years.

He should be getting out any time now. He was ordered to register as a lifetime sex offender. So that's my creep. Mike McBain, gross. All right. Sounds good, buddy. What a fucking matchup today. I feel like this is going to go down to the mats.

I think we have a good game going today, Vinny. This one might go into overtime, eh? All right, Carl. So I guess that is this week's competition. I need to call out somebody for something real quick before we move on. Shout out to Brian Johnson. Shout out to Brian Johnson. Great guy.

He did the show a couple weeks ago. And I don't know if you know this. I didn't get a chance to tell you this. He gave us a fantastic talk up on Tell him Steve. Oh, he's the bad. He always does that. He's great with that. He really was great like that.

But he said this. And I just want everyone to be aware of this because now we have to bring Brian Johnson back. Oh, okay. Because he said this on his show. Creepy is not like, oh, there's a baby. Let me cut that fucking arms and legs off. So you lost. I lost.

But next time I'm going to go in, I'm going to, I'll make something up. I'll make up a guy. What had I ever thought of that? That's what I thought to when I heard that. I was like, God damn it. You know, we would occur to me to just make up a story. Fuck. Yeah.

Now I actually kind of want to bring in actual creeps and Brian to bring in the person he made up and see if we could beat him. Or better yet, we can have a whole other game where we try to get the creepy whatever category and one of us could be lying if we call the person out and we're right about it then they lose with their made-up story. Do you know that if we went into that every single one of us would lie.

Of course. That's how we would ever do. Bullshit. I called bullshit first. I went. So then he started a thing called the Holocaust. Nope. Nope.

And then he moved into a little condo in Canoga Park, California. It started broadcasting. All right. That one might be real. Yep. I win that week. So Brian Jotson, thank you for that.

We love you, pal. Please come back soon. We'll schedule it. Yeah, we'll definitely do that. And just a reminder, folks, tomorrow morning at, well, tomorrow at 1130 a.m. Easter time, you can check out the new weekly scum stream on our Patreon and Supercast. That's correct. And we have a special guest.

Are we announcing that? Yeah. I see him in the chat over here. Absolutely. We'll throw it out there. Tomorrow joining us for the very first time on the show, making it is creep off day view. It is Lorenzo Ariola. That's right.

the funky Eskimo himself will be third mic with us tomorrow. Yeah, so you're going to want to hear that. Make sure you subscribe to the Patreon or Supercast. Now, Carl, oh, shit. You know what, Carl, I forgot to do something the other day. Hold on. Oh, yeah? Yeah, let me do it while I'm here remembering.

Okay. Oh. This Tuesday thing is really messing you up, isn't it? Everything's messing me out. What are you trying to accomplish right now? No, no, I was trying to take something off. Don't worry about it. Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's do Carl's favorite segment. What do you say? All right. I think it's time for another edition of Creepos. That's right, Vinny. This is the part of the show where we like to prove that we have the best true crime podcast on the internet. And the way that we do that is by exposing how bad the other true crime podcasts are one by one. And today, Richard Lucas sent in a note.

And he said, for who. Who are these creepos? More gems from We Saw the Devil. I don't know where to start with this mess. A day late, a dollar short, lazy, lazy, lazy. Murderer fan girl explains the obvious, holy shit. I used to laugh at this now. I'm just bored.

This is a show hosted by Robin Coleman. And Robin Coleman, just a week ago, less than a week ago, did an episode about Brian Kohlberger. Now, Brian Koeberger, that was at the end of December. that we discovered he was the guy who allegedly killed the college students in Idaho. Yeah. Everybody knows Carl really did it. Well, you know, Kohlberger is a pretty close family member of mine.

But so she finally comes out with this whole long episode where she explains everything that everybody already knows. And that's what Richard wanted us to check out. Timing is everything. Timing is everything, right? So that's what he wanted us to check out. and she explains why it took her so long if you're wondering why I've been quiet over the last week and a half or so

and haven't posted an arrest update episode since the arrest considering I covered it so closely as it was happening it's because I wanted to wait until more facts were made available rather than just jumping in adding to the mass hysterics of the case and all of the media, YouTube,

TikTok, Facebook, Instagram like all of the content every single time one fact is made public it seems like there is an individual episode or video on it so I just kind of wanted to sit back a little bit let some stuff add up and then put out one

singular episode so this is all about journalistic integrity correct viti because what I did is I went and checked out the episodes you did in December before they knew who killed these students in Idaho and

she was very upset with everyone but her she is very upset with all the other true crime shows and she lets you know it was bad because I did I tried to do a spinoff true crime show about that right after the crimes happened and I was very off I said it was OJ again I was just how they went it was OJ lock him up

you might still be right you might be right you know that the more facts came out and I'm kind of with her I should have waited hello Twitter world this is yours truly hello Twitter world this is me yours truly all right don't fuck around in Idaho All right, so this is the episode from December when she's bitching about all the other true crime shows doing episodes where they don't have all the facts yet. But I'm here with an update on the Moscow-Ida-O-I-Doh, a student murders case.

Guys, I just have to bitch for a second. I'm seriously about to lose my shit. It's something that I've witnessed a few times a year for a while now when one of those quote-unquote cases hits. We've seen it with the Lori Valo case, the Gabby Petito case. And now the Idaho murders. The sheer number of people just wild and out over, you know, on social media, living their sad little life dream of being a detective or criminal profiler. I get it.

We're all fascinated by this stuff. But I'm so sorry, honey, just because you've seen a couple Netflix documentaries and obsess over your theories in a true crime Facebook group, it does not mean you're now dog, the bounty hunter. She is pissed. She's putting everyone in the true crime community on blood. She's the only one. Everybody knows you can't be dogged the bounty hunter until you call your daughter's fiance

and N-word. Correct. Yes. Or Hulk Hogan. You can't be Halk Hogan. That's what I meant by that. So, yeah, it turns out that she's the only one with integrity who's doing a true crime show, many.

The true crime community. Oh, I'm sorry. The true crime community, y'all, if you weren't aware, already has a pretty piss poor reputation for being full of armchair sleuths who think. they know more than the police. If you are that person, please stop. You're embarrassing us. So she's just put the entire community on blast, Vinny, for speculating.

Well, as the best true crime podcast, I believe we could speak for everyone. True. When we say, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Thank you. Just do your show. Don't worry about what everyone else is up to because, Minnie, I don't know if you think she's fucking around or not, but she is serious.

And I know I'm being really petty. mean right now, but I'm actually kind of serious. Yeah, I know you did an entire episode about how pissed off you are and everybody. What's funny about this, Vinny, is she's talking about how everyone thinks that their dog the bounty on her and they're getting to the bottom of this. I went to her Patreon

and she has five different levels. The lowest level is called officer and then there's police detective and then there's forensic detective and then there's private investigator. Here's fucking 25 cents deputize me, bitch. Right. I mean, what?

Yeah, exactly. So she's doing exactly what she's complaining about everybody else doing. Yeah. Well, the good news is, Vinny, she's ready to hear our feedback. I love constructive criticism. And I do try to take that to heart to make the show better and more enjoyable for you. Oh, I don't do constructive criticism. Never mind.

That's not going to happen. Yeah. All right. She is getting flustered. And you can tell with this sentence. We were all covering that so closely. And every single day, someone saw Brian Laundry in New York on the Appalachian Trail. Someone else saw him in Kansas on the side of the street with a broken down car.

He was dead. He was quite literally dead in a swamp after having committed suicide. And the internet rumor mill, he, he went here, he went here. My cousin's brother's mother's monkey's owner saw him in the state. Monkey's owner? She's losing her mind here. She's so upset about this that, you know, back when they were looking for Brian Laundry, there were sightings of him that people were saying.

And she's got very upset that this was happening on social media. Yeah, this, this show sounds weird. It's bizarre. She's just, it's a bitch fest. She's just angry at everybody for being interested in true crime and speculating on things. You know, I feel like a lot of these true crime podcasters, tell me if I'm wrong, Carl. Yeah. They want to get their person.

personality out there to their audience because that's what makes their show different when you have a personality that people get behind you can present the content people are going to enjoy it more which is rather than someone just reading bullshit which is why the vanish is the worst show because marissa jones literally has no personality whatsoever i'm with you yeah carl knows again that's true crime podcast the vanished there we are exactly so pretty far above that we are definitely heads and tails above that yes but this sounds like this girl has has a terrible personality, and she's trying to use that terrible personality to get people to think she knows what she's talking about. She comes off as so unlikable on this show. I hate to quote Bill Cosby, but, you know, if you're an asshole. Yeah.

I just have one more clip on here because she was talking about how, I guess, one of the people who lived near the house in Idaho where these murders took place, was interviewed and was on the news, or something, and then people started thinking that maybe he was the person who did it?

The neighbor of the victims. He wasn't even a neighbor. He lived like across the street. Was a University of Idaho law student. He gave a few interviews, and people immediately were like, uh, he's mad suspicious. I don't like his vibes. So that's what she thinks about these people. When she does that

vibe, mad suspicious, she just hates everyone. And, uh, I find her to be less than fun to listen to, Vinnie. You know, what's so weird is it's such a different side of the coin because like we also hate everyone right but we're a joy but we're like a joy to listen to

I mean I bitch about all the other true crime shows too but in a fun way yeah so that is we saw the devil Robin Coleman not a good show this woman is losing it she's coming out with episodes with information everybody knew

weeks ago and explaining that that's the only right way to deal with us but I disagree old news just like an old another robin we know exactly all right well folks i guess that means it's time for some voicemails and the voicemail segment is brought to by our friends in syracuse the creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of syracuse i've got some good news and some bad news the bad news is we blew our entire education budget on mega millions tickets the good news is i've met these kids and i think we

just saved everybody a lot of time see you in saraheuse See you in Syracuse. Carl, a lot of people. That's a long time sponsor. I want to thank the people of Syracuse for continuing to sponsor us. They have so little that they give so much. Well, we still haven't seen the check from them yet. But I'm sure it's coming. There aren't other sponsors lining up, Carl.

So just we go with that. Fair enough. X-Nay on the X-J. They send us gift certificates to that mall. But neither one of us are ever going to go there to use it. That's actually a consequence. Carl, we need to talk about your Gary Indiana trip. Last week you declared that you were not going to drive for Rochester to Gary

Indiana under any circumstances. Right. I'm going to drive to Gary, Indiana, but my starting point might not be my own driveway. Correct. All right. So, ladies and gentlemen, everyone has thoughts on this. Oh, okay. What's here?

All right, Carl, you motherfucker, do not pretend for a moment that you would be okay with Vinnie. flying to Chicago than driving to Gary if he was the one who would land on that consequence if you can look Vinnie in the eye

and tell him if the rolls were reversed you'd be okay with that kind of behavior I think you could go but if he Vinny

if he blitches or laughs at all or smile talks don't let him thank you fuck you bye all right how do you talk about smiling sir explain this to me

how that works yeah tell me you would be all right with me doing it Okay, so here's my thought. I'm going to be real serious for a second here. Okay, okay. Isn't the point of the consequence not to be driving for a long time, but to be in Gary and Deanna? Isn't that the consequence because it's such a shithole?

All right. It's not about like, or work, I can just drive anywhere that's as far away as Gary and that's the consequence doesn't even make sense. Yeah, like the point is getting there. The point, part, that's all part of the consequence, Carl. The consequences are meant to suck. Right. So I want to point something out to you. I am willing.

Oh, here we got. negotiating with terrorists now? All right, let's hear it. What are you willing to deal? That's why I grew the beard. Okay. Let me stroke the beard as we discussed this. Here's what I'm willing to do.

You can drive to Chicago. You could drive from Chicago to Gary. Hypothetically, if I allow it. All right. But you have to spend eight hours in Gary visiting all the sites. No, you just making shit all the sites. Yeah, you got to go to the Jackson House. You got to find, we'll give you a list of places that trade.

We will give you a list. of all the places you have to go to take pictures in front of we will create a scavenger hunt of Gary Indiana for you with the listeners and you'll have to go complete everything on that list

or that you can drive from Rochester to Gary all right all right I'm driving from Rochester to Gary all right you had your chance you know I'm not going to take my car

though I'm going to rent something and drive to Gary good I hope it's something really fancy so everybody Gary knows how to welcome you the fucking bullet your little tiny head All right Here's a story from someone

And listen Folks Please don't call name drop people on here But I don't know what the fuck is happening Well you know what I'm gonna skip this Because you drop someone's name in it I don't want to have a problem later

Okay This one is We'll probably just freeze up on YouTube again anyway So it doesn't matter Yeah Cow photographer Hey guys it's a cow photographer I heard Vinnie

He started growing his beard in July which was shortly after Nashville when he met me and he saw my glory of his mustache. And so he must have been inspired by me, obviously. But I can't grow beard because the army doesn't allow beards. So he's just one-uping me. But it's cool, Vinny, keep it. Don't let anyone talk into shaving him.

It makes your dick bigger. I don't remember what you look like, sir. Top photographer, he's lying. All he talked about is you. Ever since that Nashville, we had dinner, we got some hot chicken that's all many people talk about I really like that Kyle photographer guy

he is so neat he's so cool can we get dinner with him again Carol it's the conversation we have off air all the time here's another message to you Carl about football all right you fuckers this is how I know you talk about football too much I don't watch it period several weeks ago

a guy from the bills like got hit had the heart thing and my first thought was oh God I hope Carl's making this okay. Aw. I'm still hoping you took it okay and you're doing all right because I know how much

you care about the bills, which I don't fucking care about football for the fucking reason. I keep thinking about you. Carl, are you doing okay? Give me closure. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate your,

you're thinking of me when DeMar Hamelin went down. It was a tough go for us in our house. By the way, it's funny that he brought that up because the Jagu, played the Chargers and my buddy Gino Bisconti is a big Chargers fan and that lunatic who does the pre thing on here. Big Jags fan. Yeah, Big Jacks fan. That lunatic.

Yeah. Tucker. So I was so excited to see the Jaguars lose to the Chargers just to have like one of the biggest comebacks in the history of the NFL. Oh my God. That was brutal. You know. That was brutal.

Carl I was the saddest and I'll let you guys in on a secret the thing that made me really sad inside when Miami did not pull out that victory against Buffalo when they lost by three points was that I was not able to send my the dolphins did it for Demar tweet that I wanted said I was so I believe you I had it out about like I believe that's the thing that you're most upset about yeah I believe I hate Buffalo so much all right uh here There's a message for somebody. Hello, this is Vincent Kennedy McMahon. I understand you've been discussing my legal issues on your radio program.

Well, who the hell do you think you are? Take your bra off and take it off now. Yes, sir. He used to make me dance for him again. I hate it when he does that. Yeah, we talked about Vince McMahon on the bonus episode last week. That was a lot of fun. Yeah. Well, I mean, so much is happening with the WWE, and I actually can talk to someone who knows something about that.

Apparently, the newest update is that Vince, who is supposedly there to negotiate either a sale or new media rights, is giving his input on creative, that some emails are being sent. And that Triple H, who is supposedly in charge of Vince's son-in-law, has had to address that, yes, he's going to listen to what Vince has to say, but I get to make the final. decisions. Sure. Sure you do. Sure you do, Hunter. Yeah. Okay. It's all fake anyway, so we can pretend that's true. All right. Here's someone trying to talk shit. By way, thanks to Fisker for the $5. Thank you, Fisker. Yes. Hey, Vinnie, or whatever intern is listening to this message. For a couple of guys that, uh, on a different show rip on quality of the show and the recordings and what have What's up with that Florida song? Sounds like she's singing in like a phone booth or maybe a bathroom with bringing a terrible microphone that's hanging from the shower.

I don't know. Just my opinion. Don't call me back. Stop it. Yeah. Shut up. Yeah, that's my answer to you. Shut up.

You and Robin. Shut up. Sir, I don't care she's singing into a toilet bowl. I don't care. I think she has a lovely voice I do too Sarah is great We love Sarah

And sir Shut up Carl Are you ready for a scum parade I am buddy Let's do it Scum parade Take me on a raid

Of these fuck charades That these creeps have made Scum parade Vinnie and Carl Gonna tell you about some fuck shit parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cats scum parade we just went through the midterm elections not too long ago sure and uh i've learned something we elect a lot of fucking ludicics of this country yeah most of the

people that get into politics are probably really fucked up in a lot of ways so We're talking about a former councilman and coroner of LaPort County, Indiana. He's under arrest once again for entering a home without permission, only this time he's accused of performing a sexual act in a homeowner's bedroom. All right. So here's my question for you. This is John Sullivan. Would you rather have someone break into your house to rob it or jerk off inside it if you got the choice?

I have insurance. That's what I was thinking, too. I think that this is worse than someone stealing your television. I had a situation where I had a house sitter My friend Mike Barry I don't know if you've ever met Mike Mike is a great guy

He's the one who was in the Navy Who lives like a feral human You're made up front Yeah yeah yeah he's real He's a real person Yeah right right He lives in Niagara Falls Your imaginary friend Mike

Sure sure So he goes out of my house And he basically to fog him He told me that he jerked off at my desk He said at least a dozen times I was gone for a week I bought a new chair and a new desk not even forgetting you.

Yep. New keyboard, new mouse, the whole new deal. Okay. So Sullivan, a long-time firefighter was charged in 2018 for illegally entering a woman's residence while he was still a councilman on the LaPort County Council. And he was,

the court details, the court records detail that Sullivan eventually pled guilty to his charge and stepped down from his position. This guy has to be, and someone can fact check me on this. He has to be the horniest councilman slash coroner slash firefighter in the history of America. Until fucking Andy Dick runs for office, it's this guy.

It's definitely this guy. This guy's hoarding. Speaking of Andy Dick, we're going to be talking about him tomorrow. He got arrested again. Yes, he did. Yeah, on the bonus show. According to the Park County Sheriff's Department, deputies were dispatched to a rural residence and Noble Township

at approximately 1130 a.m. on Wednesday in reference to a burglary in progress. Police said the homeowner observed Sullivan on home surveillance, entering the home and going into the bedroom. Police said Sullivan is that accused of performing a sexual act within the bedroom, which was reportedly observed also on surveillance footage. Officers from the Kingsford Heights Police Department were the first to arrive at the residence and noticed a gray Honda passenger vehicle traveling in reverse in the driveway. So he was trying to back up to get out of there.

But then they took Sullivan into custody where he was transported to the county jail. He's being held on $755 cash bond. He's very dangerous. You don't want him back out of the street. Right. Who knows we'll jerk off next. Fucking Leport, Indiana, $755 bond. That seems like a good place to fucking start some trouble. I'm in.

Yeah. I'll be by there. Stop on your way to Gary. Yeah, exactly. But what fucking, what do you think you did? Just jerked off? Yeah, I think so. Okay.

I mean, the guy's 62 years old. I would hope that by that age, you don't want to break into people's homes and jerk off on their beds anymore. But this guy, that's still the thing he wants to do. John, I thought you grew out of that pace. Come on, John. on. Hey, Carl, guess what we got? What do we got? A baby thrower. Baby thrower. There's rewarded. In this Tuesday edition of Baby Throwing Across the World, the body of an 11-month-old baby girl was found at the dam of the Alacamonos River by Viroa and North Greece on Monday. Police arrested the baby's 29-year-old mother who eventually confessed to have thrown the infant into the icy

cold river waters on New Year's Eve. Okay. So where are we in Greece? Yeah. Okay. Well, I mean, do you think anybody in Greece has ever accidentally like thrown the baby at the ground instead of a plate? Like when they're trying to do that dance, just like, is that a Greek thing? Yeah. Yeah. Break the plates. Sure. So New Year's Eve. Yes. What do you think her resolution was? Stop being a mom. I'm going to second that. It was New Year's Eve when the mother left together with the baby for the family hope.

She reportedly told the family she was spending New Year's Eve with friends. She returned home the next day without her daughter. The family alerted the police that immediately launched an investigation to find out what exactly happened. So that tells me a couple of things. Yeah. They don't trust this girl. No.

She's a problem because she's like, where's the baby? And they're like, you know what? Shut up. Call the cops. Right. Shut up. You shut up. I don't trust you.

So police questioned the mother who initially indicated the police officer that she had left the infant in an abandoned house. See, this is the weirdest part because she lied about committing a different crime. That'd be like, if I was like,

I couldn't have killed that guy, I was raping a chick at that time. So how could you even accuse me of murder? It doesn't make any sense, but you know what the answer is? Do you know what you do here? And I hate to be the one giving advice. Yeah. What do you mean the baby's out here?

Where's the baby go? Rocked. yes the fuck's the baby I didn't leave with the baby who left with the baby yesterday what baby or that

that's another route you could take what baby police put the mother under pressure and ultimately she recanted her claim saying that she had thrown the baby into the river on New Year's Eve now police searched the area

and they retrieved the baby's body under the water from under the water and they said the baby was definitely dead they found that it had animal bites and And, yeah, the baby was in bad condition because, like, that's a dam that has, like, turbines and shit. Dude, two very dumb things in this article.

One is they have an autopsy to determine the exact cause of death. I mean, who cares at this point? Everything. Everything is what caused this baby death. And then it goes on to see this. Yeah. Do you think it was the aerodynamics of the tight spiral when she threw it? It's a little of everything at this one.

and then they talk about how this woman suffered from psychological problems no shit Sherlock no shit yeah she threw her baby into a river we know we know she's psycho thanks for clearing that up for us I wasn't sure so let me tell you how I would do this if they they finally say how did your baby get in the river yeah damn this thing could have to anybody I'm walking along the river holding the baby going oh we're gonna have a great new year's we're gonna have a great life I'm putting money away your college fund and then then all of a sudden I saw some ice

and I started slipping inside all over the glass and then a gust of wind came and the baby just went clean right into the dam and I was like you know it's New Year's Eve Kay Sarah Sarah I don't want to miss the ball drop Yeah it's a new year starting over

That's like a florida line I didn't want to miss the ball drop You know I had to go back to the house Now, I can't believe they ordered an autopsy. The baby was born out of wedlock in January 2022, so this kid didn't make a year old. The father told me he was trying to officially recognize it. However, there are objections by the mother and her family, and he claimed that he was not aware of his, that the mother of his child, as he called her, was suffering from psychological problems when they were together. He was informed about the death of his daughter by the police.

Oh, he didn't know he was banging a crazy woman? Yes, he did. Everybody knows when they're banging a crazy woman. We just put up with it. Also, there's a really good chance. This guy was high-fiving his buddies at the pond. Let me ask you a question. After he heard about this.

I went to, like, a private school as a kid, like a private Christian school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like there was an above-average amount of single crazy mothers that put their kids in the school. I believe that. Like, as opposed to, like, a public school. There was just a lot of crazy, really weird, ugly-ass women. Yes. I had kids.

I have family that they all went to. Catholic private school and they're all crazy people. Yeah. I didn't go to the Catholic one though. Oh, okay. I went to the tongue talkers. What's the tongue talkers? Iqalakabuku, Hakaliki. They fucking do all the talking and the praying. They're like the more

like the crazy Christians. Were you raised in a cult? Many? Yeah, a little bit. Huh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Interesting. We could go down that trail one day. Yeah, I do have some questions. I have an aunt who claims to be a prophetess of the Lord.

Oh, interesting. Yeah. We should have her on the show. Maybe we'll get Lorenzo to interview her as a bonus episode of the creep-off. I want nothing to do with that. Let's do that. I want nothing. I, dude, she walked up to me at my sister's funeral.

Okay. And she walked out to me and she said, because my dad's dead. You know this. Yeah. She said, I haven't seen you in so long, but I need to tell you I had a vision the other day. Oh, Jesus. I had a vision, Vinny. and the vision was I saw your father in heaven

and he was talking to other people about the Bible and they were talking about the Bible and it was this beautiful thing and they were all having fun and he's so happy they're so happy of it and I said thank you very much thank you so much for coming today

it's great to hear yeah yeah and all I can think is he's talking about the Bible the book that if all everything they say is correct is the book that's supposed to be about fucking how you live your life on earth They're up in heaven They get the eternal reward

They're still doing fucking homework Yeah I think it would be fun to do If you get to heaven And someone's doing Bible doc Fuck some hoarse If someone's reading you the Bible I'm like oh I don't believe in any of that

But you're in heaven Yeah no I know I think that's a hoarse shit I faked it That guy at the desk Real sucker But yeah So if you have guys ever

Wondering Give me shit about why I don't like religion Here we are That's the answer Yeah Sorry to go down that rabbit hole. All right. Well, I want to learn more about your aunt.

So hopefully we can get around the show. I will never allow that. I can't. Come on. I'm starting a new show called subreddit skateboarding with Vinnie's aunt. It's going to be on Monday nights at 8.30. Check out. Cardiff.

We got to get the show done early. I got to watch this ship. Tricy Dickie coming in with $2.20 super. Chats. Thank you so much. Thanks, Tricky Dickey. We'll be reading those in just a moment. We got a couple more stories. Yeah. Hey, listen, everybody, if you want to contribute to my therapy, send those superchats in. Let's go to Indonesia, shall we? All right. This is a fun story. Did you have a first job, Carl. What was your first job again? My first job was at a charbroil restaurant. Yeah, yeah. Mine was, I worked at Haggdorn's. I was a bag boy. I bagged people's groceries and

carrying them out to their car. Now, these two boys in Indonesia had a different first job. They've been arrested for allegedly kidnapping and murdering a child in an attempt to sell the victim's organs on an online marketplace. Oh, that probably pays pretty well. I bet it's better than minimum wage. I used to get tips, and I would blow it all on CDs and bubblegum. These guys are talking a lot of money. Chad Zumach talks about this at a stand-up act. His first job was at Kmart, where he made $4.25 an hour, and that's actually the amount of money that I made at my first job as well.

Do you remember what you got paid, your first job? $5.15, yeah. Yeah, mine was 425, and that is not a lot of money. No. I would much rather risk it and sell some organs for a big payday. I mean, I can only imagine there were people who worked there. There were like guys that were my age that were doing the same job as me. Yeah.

5.15 an hour. Oof. That's rough. Oof. Should have been nicer to your family. Police said the 10-year-old's body was found wrapped inside a plastic bag under a bridge. Officers added investigators found a following a missing person's report filed by the minor's parents revealed the suspect ages 14 and 17 were trying to get rich quick and escape their

financial plight. It's one way to do it. One 10 year old at a time. The suspects according to the chief of police were influenced by the organ trade as they wanted to be rich and owned property. He added that the youngsters were planning to sell the organs of the deceased. He said that the official inquiries suggested no organ trafficking ring was actually involved in the case. The suspects were charged with premeditated murder and under the child prosecution law. So it's not like some fucking middleman walked up and said, hey, kids, you want to make a couple bucks after school? These guys are like, hey, listen, I hear this shit's, I hear this shit's lucrative. What do you say?

It's like they went into the garage and started a band before they got signed. Right. Yes. These guys are just free agents working out the road trying to make a neighbor themselves by murdering a 10-year-old. and also I don't care how fucking good you are in biology class 14 and 17 year old kid you don't know how to properly take organs out of the kid somebody I was thinking too like how much research they do on that part of that because it doesn't seem like they did a good job maintaining the body if it's just underneath a bridge and a plastic bag I don't think

that those organs are going to be worth a lot I feel like they realized yeah maybe this isn't for us let's get a paper out let's go like to get a paper out By the way, is that liver still available? Does they mention that? Oh, God, man. Carl, the liver that they fucking give you. It's going to be fucking look like robocop. They're going to have to put it into you.

Oh, stop it. By the way, this article goes on and is... Way too long. Well, I think it's trying to win the craziest shit you've ever read on the Internet Award. Because then it goes out to talk about them finding like a severed hand. And it just goes... out and out about all this, like, um, organ harvesting and how it's like a $1.7 billion annual business.

It's all this crazy shit. So you're telling me those kids were on to something? I think they were on to something. They know more about this shit than I did. I was reading this book, like, what the fuck? I blame the reboot of the Adams family on most of this. Oh, God, that fucking Wednesday show. I knew it was going to be trouble.

How come no Pugsley show? I'd like to play Pugsley Adams one day. I feel like I could really nail that part. Yeah, maybe Fuggsley Adams. Save this up. Be a better role for you. Fugly Adams. Let's go to Waller County, Texas, Carl.

Waller County authorities are continuing to investigate after a 21-year-old woman was found inside a home on once afternoon, reportedly decapitated. Okay, good. Because after we had stories in Greece and Indonesia, I started to think maybe we were slipping for a second time. I'm like, whoa, we can't do this shit, too? Hit that USA chair.

Where's my hacksaw fucking two-by-four? U.S.A. According to the Waller County Sheriff's Office, deputies were called out to the home around 4.18 p.m. by family members. Sheriff Troy Guidry says a woman was found inside the second floor of the home behind a residence in the 200-block, O'Collo Boulevard. It was a portion of the body was decided. dismembered in a resident that was covered in blood, so a gruesome scene at best.

The woman lived in a small home with her husband, reportedly named Jared Discus. Or Dickus, I'm sorry, Jared Dickus. Yeah. You like that? Hey, Carl, what's that guy's name? I think it was Dickus. That ain't funny. Oh, okay.

I thought it was. She just married him in October of 2022, so newlyweds. Nice. Very nice. She probably didn't even get her thank you notes out before he chopped. get that off. Officials say they lived behind the man's parents home and she worked to the local business in the area.

According to the sheriff, the man's father immediately called the police when they found the victim. The parents were addressed by the suspect's husband and when they saw something wasn't feeling right for them they approached the house that they were living in and that's when they found out, he said. So they were like, oh, we haven't seen her. He just waves at us when he leaves.

Right. I like how the sheriff says there were prior calls disturbance-wise, but nothing to this level of violence. Oh, really, you hadn't chopped her head off before? Her hand was attached to her shoulders every time we showed up. I let you improve otherwise. She never chopped her head off before.

This is the first time he did it, believe it or not. Yeah, Dickus will be facing murder charges. Officers say Wall County Judge Trey Duhon, who supposedly married the couple, had to put a statement out on Facebook. Because the judge who married them had a big picture of the three of them on his. his Facebook page. And apparently some of the comments that were coming up on that were inappropriate. And he had to issue his name as like, I do not condone him chopping her head off. Like, what do you even say to that?

How do you, I mean, do you have to just write anything besides disavow? Maybe that's what Robin Coleman saw that really set her off. She's yelling at everyone on social media for the way they're behaving. Yeah. Either way, the investigators say it is still an open investigation, but it looks like Mr. Dickus. did something bad I've never been so angry that after murdering my girlfriend or wife

I wanted to chop her head off as well you know what I mean like it kind of gets all out of me after I kill her that's some real primal rage right there seriously that's a real man Carl tomorrow on our bonus episode join us I have it was posted to Reddit

I was received it yesterday a letter or a Reddit post from Matt Lewinsky's cellmate in Michigan. Is that real? I don't know yet, but we're going to talk about it tomorrow on the bonus episode with Lorenzo Ariola. Excellent. And we also have... My sister law sent me a note about that.

I've been meaning to look into it. Yeah, we're going to talk about that tomorrow. So there's going to be a podcast Hitman update as well as a bunch of other crazy creep off stories. So we hope you join us for that. Hey, Vinny. Yeah. Chris Primer says, hey, Vinny.

There's a video called. the soldier who took all the meth by Count Dankula, check it out as a supplement to your podcast with Cardiff. I would like to do that. I would love to watch that. Is that becoming the meth show now? No. So we did our second episode last night.

I haven't seen it yet. Was it good? It was about UFO believers. And here's your tease, everybody. The point of this show, Cardiff and I put a stream yard link out to a random subreddit and we let anybody who happens to be in that subreddit come on the show and tell us why they are there.

So last night, we went to a subreddit called UFO believers and we just put it out there we got one guy from Scotland who's very earnest in his beliefs we got another guy who wore a dog mask oh we didn't want to be recognized by the space aliens he's former Mufon which is like an investigative team

his wife got him the membership to Mufon and then used it against him in his divorce proceedings that's funny yeah so there's just some interesting stuff did Tommy from MSCS show up on the show that would be great I was hoping but then the last story that we went with this dude from I don't know where he says he went blueberry picking

and a portal open and something flew out cool yeah really cool shit so it was really wild I hope you check it out subreddit surfing if you are a regular YouTube viewer of the show please do me a favor hop over to the subreddit surfing YouTube and subscribe we want to get to a thousand

quick so we could start live broadcasting oh you guys have your own YouTube channel you're not doing it on Cardiff's yeah we're doing just making its own YouTube channel this is a real thing yeah I guess We'll see. Cam Critical 49.

Ola Ladoes. It's crazy how they always seem to go live on holidays, such commitment. We are committed to this. Absolutely. This show for sure. Fisker, Curl, since you're driving from Rochester now, does that mean we're not going to the Cubs game?

That is true. We are not going to the Cubs game, Mr. Wisker. You're not just going to drive an hour to sleep in Chicago? What are you going to do, turn around and come back, stay and Gary, and turn around and drive back? I'm just not going to the game with Fisker Whisker. Tricky Dickey, 1999 to the Dolphins, NFL's perennial playoff losers. No, wait, I'm sorry.

No, we're not perennial losers. I forgot all about those two back-to-back Super Bowl wins from like 50 years ago. My bad, my blunder. We're not perennial playoff losers. We barely make the playoff shop. Yeah, I know. 1972, that was a good year. And then tricky.

Remember that 50 years ago? Just over 50 years ago? And to the bills. Oh, no. wait, that's right. They don't have any Super Bowl wins. They do have those four back to back to back to back Super Bowl losses in the 90s, though. They're even more pathetic than the dolphins are. All right. I don't like where this is going. And then he says for another 1989, they're both a bunch of losers. All right. For 20 bucks, you can tell me the bills are

suck. Yeah, that's fine. I'm okay with that. Thank you guys for the super chats on the special Super Chat Tuesday. Yeah, you guys are incredible. We love you. We will be back tomorrow at 11.30 a.m. Eastern time on Patreon. And then we'll be back for a normal episode right here on YouTube on Monday. And we hope you will join us for that. Carl, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia. I got to go. Goodbye. Goodbye. It's the cream off. Don't fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Ciao

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