The Creep Off - Episode 149: Oh Yeah Ugly?
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Hey everyone, welcome to the creep-off, the podcast that hates football.
The way things work around here is each host brings in a creep, and then you head over to the
subreddit and vote for whoever brought in the creepiest creep that ever crept.
After five losses, a loser must spin the dread wheel of consequences, which has funny
consequences, such as putting truck nuts on your car, or storing these confidential
documents in your house for a little while.
Don't worry about it, Carl, Carl, just leave them there in your basement, it'll be fine.
Anyways, we talked about our favorite sport here last week.
Hockey.
Carl's hockey player got into a fight.
Huh, shocking.
Vinnie's Creep did nothing wrong outside marrying a woman and her attractive daughter.
I mean, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out.
Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids.
Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups.
You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things.
I'm going to give the people what they want.
Sensation, horror, shock.
I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down.
Cuckoo, coo, coo.
You better send those refunds.
Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing.
Ola creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast.
I am your oh-so-happy host.
You may know me as...
The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour.
The people's champion.
Vittipoledo!
And that's sad sack sitting in my desk.
That's Carl, everybody.
Hey, what's happening in Vinipolino?
Thanks for working Joe Kuhl in that intro.
I'll just get this out of the way.
Please.
Man, this is a huge deal is going to down.
I'm not going to be a dick to you.
What an asshole!
I'm not going to be a dick to you about it.
You beat the, you beat the dolphins.
Your team beat the dolphins.
Joshio sucks.
Yeah, I know.
I've been telling you that for like a year.
Not good.
You just realize this.
Well, yeah.
Okay.
So, cool.
Let me say this to you.
Well, last year's playoffs, he had nine touchdown passes and zero interceptions.
Yeah.
So it would be weird to say he sucked that.
right vitty no no no no it wouldn't be now it's appropriate i said it back then it wasn't weird
and here's why i said it because he's just overrated man yeah stephan digs makes that work and
when you don't throw to stephan digs and all you're doing is throwing these giant balls or a 10-yard
pass you're getting clunky yardage but he just couldn't get over the hump i'm sorry
not sorry but you know here's the great news you guys he didn't watch the game you didn't get any
yardage they were three all three and outs it was pathetic it was pathetic it was
is one of the worst case I've ever seen.
Carl,
here's the good news.
What's the good news, Vinny?
We get to both do it all again next year.
That's right, buddy.
And we're putting an end of football talk on the creep off.
So many people are happy.
Yes, no more football talk.
We're done.
That's it.
That's it.
It's over.
Season's over.
The Bengals won the Super Bowl.
I'm not going to Phoenix now, so I'll be here.
I'll try to Gary Indiana.
Yep, that's right.
Hope the weather is great.
Way better.
Okay.
Oh, Carl.
I feel so bad for you today, buddy.
Like, I didn't even rub it into you last night.
I was just like, hey, man, I was trying to be nice to when we were picking the category.
I go, hey, Carl, you want to do Biggest Creep from Cincinnati?
Will that make you feel better?
And you gave me the greatest response.
I laughed out loud.
He goes, you act like this is the first time the bills have lost a playoff game.
All right, good point.
So we're moving on, folks.
This week, we took one of your suggestions at underscore King Ezi.
and he suggested we do
Creepiest senior citizen
Now before we get to that
We need to review last week
And remind everybody
Who is Carl's daddy
That would be me
As many as
I can't read that
How many votes do you have there?
More than you
Patrick Kane didn't do it, huh?
Nope
Win housing for the win housing
All right so
Some of Chicagoans
I can't watch in the show
Or something
What's going on?
I can't even get upset at you
I can't rub it in.
I feel too bad already.
So what's the score?
What's the score of our round?
I believe it's two to one me.
Okay.
So it's competitive right now.
Good.
You got a shot.
So we're doing creepiest senior citizen.
And I guess that means I have to start this off.
And I got to tell you, Carl, once you ring the bell and let's do this.
I'll get going.
My creep today was 82 years old, Carl, at the time of his last arrest in 2020.
Okay.
Now, if I have to do.
describe this guy. The only descriptor I could really give him is spry.
Okay. He's a very spry gentleman for his age. He reminds me of the actor. Remember Robert
Bologna? No. He was in the Sopranos. He played Feet La Manna. Okay. Yes. Ah, like that
really surly old fucking Italian grumpy guy. I can't say he's Italian because he has like the same
name as the first generation after the war Nazi whose family escaped Argentina, his fucking
name is coronado elman very Hispanic first name very German last name I think that's what's going
on there but Carl in his 80s he went on a really pervy fun two-year crime spree he really did this
guy in January 2018 marks the first arrest here his new year's resolution was apparently to get
out there and meet new people so he gets arrested in the subway for grinding his erect penis on
woman.
Okay.
He had a great argument in court.
I really, really love this guy because he always came in to represent himself and would
always make a good argument in court.
So his argument was, listen, Your Honor, I don't care that I'm 80 and this is like a 36-year-old
woman who says I walked up behind her and stuck my erect penis in the behind her and
started grabbing her tities and stuff.
I'm a happily married man.
I've been married for 30 years.
Right.
I have a beautiful wife at home.
Happily married men, never do that.
Never.
Let me tell you something.
My wife, when she puts on that duster, Your Honor,
and she drags her pussy across the dirty old carpet in the bedroom across the floor.
That does it for me, Your Honor.
Not this young attractive woman whose perfume was glorious.
I mean, that whore.
I would never do such a thing.
So he's out.
That was his arraignment.
They let him out.
I'm impressed he has a boner at 80 years old.
That's impressive to me.
Carl, this motherfucker gets a lot of boners.
Yeah, okay.
He does.
So that's January.
They say to him, we're going to let you go.
Stay out of trouble.
April comes around Easter.
26-year-old, same thing.
Right up behind her on the subway just starts huffing her from behind.
He gets 90 days behind bars.
So he's in jail from April to June.
Okay.
Guess what happens in June?
He is now charged.
with persistent sexual abuse,
forcible touchated sexual abuse
because he once again
went down to the subway
and started helping random women.
Some hot chicks down there in that subway.
I'm telling you.
Now, he claims this time
he's got a really great argument in court.
Okay.
The last time was,
I only fucked my wife, Your Honor.
This time it was
I could not be responsible
for such a depraved action
because I am impotent.
I am impotent.
He has proudly proclaimed that fact in court, and his wife was standing next to him at the time that he did it.
She's like, yeah, he hasn't got enough for me in 25 years.
Yeah.
So, like, his first argument was, like, I only fuck my wife too.
I don't fuck anybody.
Right.
Especially her.
So then in August, because they let him out, he's waiting trial.
This one's fun, Carl.
This one's a fun one.
Okay.
He gets on the subway.
He goes down to a subway car.
He finds another 26-year-old woman on the number two,
train by Times Square gets behind her and just starts humping latches on like fucking greyhound like
just a dog going to fucking town all these people on the bus are on the subway see this and they
say get off of her get out of here and he's like ah what do I do and he just starts running around
with this big boulder and he's trying to get away from everybody and he's running through the subway
he gets away from everybody and then he's in another subway car and just starts humping another woman
Nice.
Within minutes of the first attack.
Now, was the, the first girl kind of jealous of this now that he was able to find someone new so quickly?
I don't think she was upset.
Okay.
I think she was probably.
We should check with her, though.
Okay.
You say so.
Yeah.
He's running around on me, literally.
So within minutes, dude, he gets arrested after this.
He gets a plea deal in December for all of these cases.
So this is one calendar year.
This is, he gets arrested six times for this.
in the one calendar year.
He is 80 years old at this point.
I don't even think he's trying to get away with this.
Dude.
It's not making any attempt.
They give him a deal to withdraw his sex offense plea
if he stayed out of trouble for six months,
completed a rehab program,
and was told to use a program called Accessoride
on the sub instead of the subway.
And if he rode the subway,
he had to be accompanied by an adult.
He's fucking 80, I guess.
So, 2019.
He's being monitored for most of the year.
until he wasn't and he grinds up on another woman and was held up at the scene by a female
cop and he was so pissed about this his argument in court was it was a set up right they set me up
he argued that the police followed him because they knew his face and he says the two women
will work it together your honor i believe that he says i was only standing there on the subway trade
And she backed into me and that looked at the other woman and was like, yeah, we got him.
And then they arrested me.
Good.
So the judge agreed, obviously, right?
No, no, no.
The undercover cop was like, no, we watched this man grab this woman from behind and start humping her violently on the train.
This is like a, this is not an attractive man.
This is the, this is, look at a picture, Carl.
I got a picture.
You ready?
Let's see what this guy looks like.
Okay, hold on.
That's him.
not good he's not good not a guy you want to helping you from behind i tell you it's fucking
feach lamana yeah okay so now again he's just off this probation he's got to wait for court
dates because they're not taking anybody to jail for this they're arresting you giving you tickets
giving you tickets to appear and he's just running around fucking loose being a problem so
now it's november first police say he walked behind a 34 year old woman on the number
one train on the Upper West Side and started grinding again.
Unaware of playing clothes,
cop was standing right next to what he started doing it.
He's really bad at this.
He's so bad.
Did he ever once get away with it?
Like one time did he hump someone?
I have to think that he did.
Nothing happened.
I have to think these are the times that.
He's caught every time.
Dude, he just got caught a lot.
It doesn't mean he got caught every time.
Yeah, I know.
He probably got away with this a lot.
He probably did a lot.
And people were like, oh, look at him.
He's so old and cute.
Right.
let him finish. Go ahead, old mister. I respect my elders. So Carl, that's November. He's granted
supervised release of the case. That leads us to Valentine's Day 2020. Ooh, how romantic.
Cops say they arrested Aylman when he grabbed a 36-year-old woman on the northbound number two
train. This time, this was his eight arrests in two years. Now, this is the last article I could find
on this old fucking pervert
who really in the humping department
puts Andy Dick to shame.
Good point.
This guy really, he didn't kill Phil Hartman.
Well, we don't want.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Either way, eight arrests in two years.
Last article was fine,
I'm going to assume that Cuomo shipped him out
to one of those nursing homes
when COVID started.
And fucking...
That's how you get rid of that.
COVID got him.
That's right.
My creep this week was the
82 year old scourge of the subway
Coronado
Alman
Great creep Vinnie
That guy is definitely a creepy
Creep more of the
Like technically I feel like this presentation this week
Was more of the Brian Johnson type of creep
Well that's I was just going to say actually
Is that as Brian Johnson proved
The closer you get to being an actual creep
The less likely you are to win
Because I have brought
Tamera Samsonova
A.k.A. The Granny Ripper
A.k. Baba Yaga
Yeah.
And I want to thank twisted minds for helping me with some of my reporting today.
The septician serial killer.
Tomorrow, Sampanova, who has been dubbed the Granny Ripper by the press.
Samsonova is said to have murdered at least 11 people.
And some sources even claim that she went as far as eating some of her victims.
Oh, it's hard to beat a cannibal.
It's hard to beat a serial killer who's also a cannibal, is also an old lady in Russia.
But you know what I say?
exelsior true believers so her husband disappeared and she actually filed a missing person report
they've been married for almost 30 years and she was looking for some help from the police
they'd never found him and she was lonely and she needed money so she decided to rent out
one of the rooms in her apartment so can i throw in something here yeah i just want to put out
this message and i mean this to everyone listening you heard me say this now if i just die suddenly
I know you're all going to assume it's my heart.
Yeah.
It was my wife.
Okay.
You couldn't have been me?
Nah, I could take you.
I'm not scared of you at all.
All right, I might stick up behind you with my boner, though.
Watch out.
Now that I learned on that.
Oh, it's some super chat Monday again.
Here comes Carl.
So she had these tenants who would stay with her,
and she didn't get along with them.
She was kind of a problem with all of these people.
When interviewed, Tamara's neighbors mentioned that the elderly lady would often swear at her tenants in the
hallways and bang on the radiators.
So when Sergi was suddenly nowhere to be seen, the neighbors reasonably assumed that he had grown
weary of Samsonova and moved back to his home in Norelska.
So these guys would live with her and then just disappear one day and I was just like, yeah,
well, she's a raging cunt, so I'm not surprised.
Yeah, would you want to stay there?
Exactly.
So no one thought anything of it.
And this went on for many years.
Of course, that guy, Sergei that we heard about,
they did realize later what happened to him.
According to investigators on the 6th of September 2003
during one of their quarrels,
the then 56-year-old Tamara killed Sergi.
She then went on to dismember his corpse
before discarding it on the streets of St. Decius Way.
So what she would do is she would kill the guy
and then chop them all up into tiny little pieces
and then throw them out in garbage,
cans all over the city.
Fucking home heck man.
They teach how to prepare anything.
Pretty impressive, yes, I have to say.
All right.
So she's getting away with this for years.
And then all of a sudden, her apartment needs some renovations.
She hasn't been putting a lot of work in the apartment.
So through a mutual friend, she finds an old lady who lives down the street and decides to
shack up with her.
When her apartment needed to undergo some renovations, luckily, one of her friends introduced her
to 79-year-old Valentina Nikolaevna Ulanova just in time.
As Ulanova also lived on Dimitrov Street,
the mutual friend convinced her to let Tamara stay with her for some time
while Tamara's house was undergoing renovations.
According to the agreement,
Tamara was to stay at Ulanova's in exchange for helping with the chores
as Ulanova was ailing and was also older than Tamara.
So she's going to help out around the house
and, you know, provide some friendship.
And these two are just going to get along and have a grand old time
while her place is getting renovated.
What was this fucking golden girls?
Well, it was until they got into a little spat over washing dishes.
Apparently, the cups weren't as clean as Yulanova would like them to do.
There's people's blood all over these cops.
Yeah, right.
Oh, wash them again.
Fine.
God, she's a princess.
God damn, Tamara, there's blood all over the house all the time.
Fine.
So our friend Tamara here decided to do something about this.
And she went and bought these pills and crushed them up into what is Yulanova's favorite food.
Now, it so happened that Olivia salad was her host's favorite dish.
Tamara crushed up about 50 fanazepam pills into the salad and offered it to an unsuspecting Ulanova.
probably as a peace offering
after their earlier argument.
Now this is a...
What the fuck is a...
What was he say?
Salad?
What was that word?
Oliveira salad.
What?
Yeah, it's just some type of
Russian food
that these people eat.
Salad?
No thanks.
Right?
It's that all about?
I think there's a vegetable or two
in there.
It's annoying.
So this woman goes,
Oh, I love that.
Yay.
We're friends again.
She eats it all up.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
And Tamara just goes to bed.
because it's her bedtime at 7 o'clock.
You know, she's an old lady.
Sure.
She wakes up around 2 a.m.
After the wheel.
What's that?
Right after the wheel.
Right?
Yeah, exactly.
After the wheel.
I don't think they had the wheel over in Russia.
Maybe they do.
We have the cube.
It's better.
They have Vanna Red.
So then she wakes up around 2 a.m.
The country.
She finds, she finds, uh, you know, Nova because of this, she OD on this muscle relaxing.
So she kind of passed out from that.
Samsonova retired.
bed almost immediately after dinner. When she woke up at 2 a.m., she found Ulanova lying
effectively unconscious on the kitchen floor. Upon discovering this, Samsonova grabbed her tools,
two knives and a hacksaw, and began dismembering the older pensioner's body. First, she sawed off
Ulanova's head and then removed her limbs. Then she cut her torso in two and used the
kitchen knives to cut it all up into tiny pieces. Yeah, but did she hump any of them?
This woman was still alive.
She was not dead.
She was just passed out.
And she's like,
up, time to chop her head off.
Deep-deep-do.
That's got to be a shitty way to go,
I would imagine.
Well,
you have to be a pretty shitty person
to be that sound asleep
when someone starts chopping your fucking head off.
Well,
did she own date on pills,
many.
She was fed pills.
Yeah, I mean,
I think you would wake up
if someone just the second.
I think she probably did.
Especially an old lady.
You know how long it has to take her
to chop a head off?
I bet she probably did.
She probably smelled her coming in, too.
Ugh.
Smells like batteries in here.
All right.
So, as you heard, she chopped her up into little pieces and brought her out because she weighed a lot.
So it took her many trips to take all of her body parts out into a pond nearby.
She's actually caught on.
Just feeding the ducks.
This is, uh, in 2015.
She just tosses an arm.
The fucking pot.
Yeah, instead of like pulling out breadcrumbs, just fingers.
Just one of the time.
There you go.
It's a thumb.
There's a toe.
So she's actually caught on CCTV, carrying the plastic bags with the body parts that she would walk out to the nearby pond.
Now, a couple of days after this, there was a couple walking with their dog near the pond.
And you know how dogs get when there's dead body parts around?
They get real stoked.
Real horned up.
Kind of like my creep.
They get real excited about it.
So this dog's getting all worked up, running into the fucking pond, swimming around.
So the couple decides like, all right, there's probably something going on here.
And sure not, they find these body parts all around.
So authorities start going door to door to find out if there's someone missing,
if anyone knows anything.
And someone tips them off.
They're like, yeah, we haven't seen old lady Yulanova in a little while.
Maybe go check with her.
So they go over to her house, knocking the door.
And, of course, Tamara, the granny number, answers the door.
And at first, she's like, yeah, I don't know anything about that.
She just hasn't been home.
And then they start looking around
And they find her blood all over the apartment
What a fucking shitty house guest
Doesn't even clean that up
Yeah, well she had a couple days too
Yeah, what a bitch
She revealed to the authorities
That she killed her because she insulted her
You don't want to insult this woman
She takes that very personally
Gets very upset with that
Judge said, oh yeah, ugly
So remember here Vinnie
No one suspects any type of foul play
This woman's husband disappeared
and then she's been living for over a decade in this apartment,
just letting people rent it out.
Well, at the same time, she was keeping a very detailed diary.
She was writing down everything.
Like, if she didn't sleep really well,
she'd write that up, she had a cup of coffee.
She'd document that.
Not only that, she was writing her diary
in three different languages the entire time.
Further investigations revealed that Samsonova kept a diary
with entries in Russian, German, and English.
Investigators reported that she,
She recorded even the littlest details of her daily life in this diary, as she did not
want to miss a thing.
What is she Patrick Michael?
As expected, a proper inspection of the diary provided more proof for the police's investigation.
In one of her entries, Samsonova confessed to killing her former tenant, Sergei.
She wrote, I killed my tenant, Volodya.
I cut him to pieces in the bathroom with a knife and put the pieces of his body in a plastic
bag and threw them away in different parts of the Frenzinski district.
These people just have to write this shit down, don't they?
They got to get it out, man.
I feel like in a lot of ways, they're probably slowly terrified about what's going to happen
to them, and they're like kind of hedging their bets, trying to do with the big guy in
the sky by getting it out somehow.
Apparently, this woman was a schizophrenic.
Oh.
And she had a voice in her head telling her to do these horrible things.
And that's why she was doing this.
She did have psychiatric care earlier in her life.
She was admitted into a hospital.
But, yeah, people are assuming that she killed her husband
because they never did find his body or anything like that.
But she didn't write that in her little books?
Well, this is the interesting part.
So they took her to court.
She even blew a kiss to reporters and other observers.
During the hearing, tomorrow was asked to address the court,
and she explicitly stated that she had planned all the murders up until one,
so that she might be found.
found out and arrested. According to her, there was no other way to live, and it would be better
to spend the rest of her days in prison. At the end of the trial, the judge said to her,
I have been asked to arrest you. What do you think? She responded, you decide. I'm obviously
guilty and deserve a punishment. When the judge announced that she would be kept in custody
for the duration of the investigation, Samsonova clapped gleefully. She's a crazy person, Betty.
Okay, so ladies and gentlemen, you heard it from Carl's own lips. Your choices this week.
are a repentant crazy person or an unapologetic horny man.
So according to Wikipedia, there are at least 13 victims, as many as 21.
Now, here's the thing with Russia is all that information is there in her diary.
They're not going to put it out there.
Sure.
So they're usually to solve all these cold cases, but they're not actually releasing the names of the victims or the number or anything like that.
Well, don't you think that as they solve them, they would somehow, like, be public charges?
You would think so, but according to Wikipedia,
investigators in Russia believe that in addition to murdering and dismembering her victims,
Sampsonova also partook in cannibalism.
She allegedly had a pension for removing the lungs of her victims and then eating them.
She was a lungs gal.
Cheap date.
You know, that's kind of the scraps right there.
That's really not the good meat.
It's not the best part.
So that's my creep, Tamara Samsonova, and that would be the Granny Ripper.
So how do they know?
She ate the lungs, though.
Dude, she wrote down every detail.
She wrote it down.
In the diary.
The thing is that they don't explain
specifically what she wrote down,
so there's just been like some leaks
here and there in the Russian media,
but not all the information has come out here.
I hope that she didn't confess that they just found lung crumbs on the course of the page.
Is this your lung?
Um, no, it's not.
Oh, shit.
Damn it.
All right.
So those are your choices this week.
And we hope that you will vote at the subreddit.
what is it, R slash the creepoff.
The creep off.
Correct.
Yeah, I got it right.
You're getting really good at subredits now with your new show.
Subredits Surf him.
Yeah, we're getting good.
Cool.
I don't know.
We'll see.
We got a big one tonight.
We've had trouble getting people to agree to be interviewed in our first choice for tonight's subreddit.
Oh, what's the subreddit tonight?
I can't say I'm not allowed until we start because I don't want to, I don't want people to jump in there and fucking troll us.
So we're never going to tell anybody where we're popping out.
Smart.
Yeah.
Good idea.
Yeah, keeps the mystery in it.
Tonight at 8 o'clock, come join us.
All right, Carl, let's move on to your favorite segment in mind.
Who are these creepos?
That is correct.
Who are these creepos?
The segment that we do here on the creepoff,
because we happen to know for a fact
that we are the number one true crime show on the internet today,
but there's a lot of true crime shows out there.
So it seems like a bold statement to say that we are the best.
Yeah, but if you listen to one of them,
You've heard them all, so we could pretty much lump them all and together.
So what we've decided to do, Vinny, is to be very petty and prove that we're the best by reviewing every other true crime podcast one at a time.
And today is no exception.
Today.
Oh, by the way, Alex, thanks for giving me the heads up on my creep this week.
And also thanks to Master Shake on Twitter, who turned me on to Jonathan Lee Rich's Investigates.
a YouTube channel with 35,000 subscribers.
And you're going to love what this guy does, many.
I can't tell if it's the laziest show format ever made or way more work than it should be.
Go ahead and play my first clip.
We're going to go in order on these.
So go ahead and start with number one.
Hold on one second.
I want to make sure I got turn off that auto play.
Here we go.
I can't see the video.
There we go.
Hello everyone. This video is for education purposes only. I'm going to take you to the home of John Wayne Gacy. One of the most notorious serial killers in this country. Praying for the victims, praying for the victims families. Just want to show you where he live. Check it out. Let me know what you think. We support all victims of crimes. We say no to John Wayne Gacey.
and people that do bad acts.
So check this out right here.
Hot take, dude.
He looks like a healthier Josh Potter.
Yeah, a little bit, yeah.
All right.
So this guy's wearing his press ball cap,
and he's doing this for educational purposes.
He wants us to know he does not endorse.
He does it as a rape being and murdering young men and story them in a crawl's face.
He thinks this is a bad thing, and he wants us to know that.
But he also wants to educate him.
us and how is you going to educate us many
by literally
driving down a
neighborhood street for two minutes
now I'm not going to play that part of this
because it's literally just the dash cam
him driving down the street
until he finally gets to a home and this is my next
video here all right
John Wayne Gasey
one of America's most
notorious serial killers
had his home right here
in the 1970s it used to be
8-2-1-3
The house was demolished
John Wayne Gasey
Killed 33 people
What else you got?
So,
Vinny, he takes us to the house
Except for it's not the house
That house isn't there anymore
But here's this other house
You ever gone through the old neighborhood tour
With an old family member
Like, oh, this is over here
That park over there used to be your grandmother's house
Like that's what this is
That's what this is.
It's so boring
Except we have a media professional.
But he's not what the fuck are these hats?
He's not from Chicago.
He traveled to Chicago to make this video for us, Vinny.
This six-minute video that's part of the investigates crime series that he does.
I don't care for this nerd.
All right.
We all heard the name, John.
Watch how quickly he runs out of things to talk about.
So he's very excited to show us where John Wayne Gacy grew up.
So here's what his production value is, folks.
it's a quick edit he switched hands with the camera yeah exactly yes on wayne gasey killer clown
what else cannot believe in this neighborhood is very nice very very very nice neighborhood
here let me send it around leave his home was here it got demolished okay so that's the
extent of this video on John Wayne Gacy. Pretty exciting stuff. No. This is somebody's
fucking house that lives there. I know. I love that he pulls up here. He's like,
you guys have heard of John Wayne Gacy, right? John Wayne Gacy? Bad guy, right? Pretty bad guy.
I do kind of hopefully, I wish that that tree in the front yard is just perpetually bare.
So everyone knows this is where the atrocities happened. It could be springtime when he filmed that.
That tree just looks like October. I just can't imagine this poor family that lives here,
constantly running out with a broom or something
going Jonathan Lee Richards
get the fuck out of my lawn
Spray bottle
I'm trying to tell you
go shoot
on media I'm the press
all right
he's just switching the two hats off of his head
as he's being chased away
so now Vinnie we're going to head down
to South Carolina
for why
are you familiar with
Alex Murdoch
or Alex Murdoch
as some people say
so let's find out
let's see
the neighborhood where the courtroom is
where he will be tried.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get that the fuck out.
Wayne Gacy used to live here.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, here we go.
He's just pointing.
He's just pointing at the courtroom.
Jonathan Lee, Riches,
investigate.
I am covering the Alex Murdov
murder case.
Alex Murdov is going to trial
right here
in the Culleton County Courthouse in South Carolina,
and right there behind me is where he is going to most likely come in each day
when he goes to court for his trial.
It's exciting.
Actually, let me spin this around because I've been going around the entire building
here, and this looks like this is the only logical entrance for him to come through.
Right here.
Looks like probably the vehicle, transport vehicle will pull in here.
This is Walterboro.
This is downtown Walterboro.
Most likely it'll probably come right into here.
Here's my favorite part here, everybody.
Watch this.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
He's acting how the gate being opened up so they can bring him in.
I cannot believe this guy is for real.
This video was nine minutes long.
This video of him just walking around this courthouse
Now we're gonna now take a little peek inside
You can't bring your camera inside
There's some signs to say that
But we are gonna take a peek through the window here
In this next video
Okay, let's go
So anyone entering the courtroom
We'll enter right through there
For safety and security
That's a good thing to have metal detectors
There's a parking map
Letting people know about the parking
in the area
This guy leaves no stone on turn
I listen listen
Not an insult but this is like if
Mint Salad did a true crime podcast
Holy shit
This is very matter of fact information
And then I have one more video
He actually goes inside the courtroom Vinnie
This is a whole separate video
That's up on his his page
Check this shit out
This is a courthouse tourism with this asshole
This is riveting
right here. Jonathan Lee Riches investigates this is inside the Colleton County courtroom where
Alex Murdof faces trial for murdering his wife Maggie and his son Paul. Look at the inside
the courtroom here. You see pillars, you see the defense table, the prosecution table. Media will
be inside here covering the case and the presiding judge allowed live streaming to go on by
media. Here is where the jury
will sit.
Now, I think
Vinny, I want to go on record
as saying that Jonathan Lee Riches
is doing a fantastic job. People should check
out his channel and subscribe
to it. And the reason I say that... I don't think
that, Carl. Well, the reason why I say that,
Vinny, is because, according to
his wiki page,
Jonathan Lee Riches is a convicted
fraudster known for many lawsuits
he has filed in various United States
district courts. Riches was, in
incarcerated at Federal Medical Center, Lexington, Kentucky for wire fraud under the terms of a plea bargain.
His release date was April 30th, 2012.
He was arrested for violating his federal probation on December 2012.
When he left the Eastern District of the state of Pennsylvania without permission,
he allegedly drove to Connecticut and impersonated the uncle of Adam Lanzah, the shooter in the Sandy Hook Elementary School incident.
That nerd?
This guy's a prankster.
This guy makes Mike McDaniels look cool.
Since January 8, 2006, he has filed over 2,600 lawsuits in federal district courts across the country.
2,600?
He actually contacted the Guinness Book of World Records trying to be put in as having the most lawsuits ever filed.
And the Guinness Book of World Records is like, yeah, we don't have that category.
That's not a category that we have.
Well, then do I win?
This one is, this one's a fun one, though, here.
Some of Rich's defendants are not even persons subject to suit.
these include
Adolf Hitler's
National Socialist Party
and the 13 tribes of Israel
One lawsuit in which
George W. Bush was the first name defendant
also includes another 783
defendants that cover 57 pages
They include Plato, Nostradamus,
Che Guevara,
James Hoffa, various Buddhist monks,
all survivors of the Holocaust,
the Lincoln Memorial, the Eiffel Tower,
the USS Cole,
the book Bain Kampf,
the Garden of Eden,
the Roman Empire,
the Appalachian, the Appalachian Trail.
You're not kidding, are you?
Plymouth Rock, the Holy Grail,
Nordic God, the dwarf planet Pluto,
and the entire three-mile island accidents.
I heard Plymouth Rock has some deep pockets caught up.
What the fuck is this?
A number of his lawsuits have been dismissed as frivolous, malicious,
or for failure to state a claim upon which relief could be granted.
That little fucking nerd is doing this.
He's a problem, Vinny.
This guy's a problem.
But he likes to travel to places where,
Maybe cool shit once happened or will happen.
So there's that.
Not only is this the most useless.
Yeah.
Fucking podcast idea ever, whatever this is that he's doing.
He sucks.
And he's just suing everyone.
Holy shit.
He's suing inanimate objects.
He's suing the fucking Eiffel Tower.
He's suing the Eiffel Tower and the USS Cole.
Good luck with that.
Yeah, good luck get the money from the USS Cole.
Good luck Jonathan Lee Riches.
We're rooting for you, buddy.
We're on your side.
All right.
You got any more clips from this guy?
No, that'll do it.
But I think I summed up his show pretty well with that.
Wow.
That might be my favorite edition of who are these.
I thought you liked that one.
I was watching this morning just going, is anything going to happen?
What's going on?
And then I'm going, he's suing everybody?
35,000 subscribers on YouTube.
Listen, man, I'm going to say this right now.
We need to keep an eye on this dude.
I need to know what this guy's up to.
Yes, agreed.
Thank you, Carl.
I believe it means it's time for some voicemails.
You're ready to get into it?
Yeah, let's do it.
From our friends in Syracuse.
The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse.
The only city where you can feel playoff loss-level disappointment all year round.
See you in Syracuse.
I see what you did.
I thought it was funny.
We got a lot of voicemails this week.
So let's start with this one right here.
Vinnie Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan.
Hey, Carl, you should do this.
the eight hours in Gary, Indiana
and take photos of yourself
on the depressing
scavenger hunt because then you
could turn around and make a part of your
Carl's Facebook feed
depressing Facebook feed segment
on who are these socials. Start
thinking efficiently, man. That's
it is. Works smart, not hard. That's true.
Yep. Good idea.
All right.
Here's one from
R-Pal. Tab.
Hey guys, Tab from here's what I don't get.
Vinnie, first off, I just want to say, thank you for all the extra Wednesday episodes.
I've added two and a half hours of driving to my weekly commutes, and all this extra content is so great.
And I know you're the one that's really fronting that because Carl sucks.
What the fuck?
You know, we're talking about this whole, you have to drive to Gary, Indiana, driving from Rochester.
You try to cop out by flying from Chicago.
I got a better suggestion, Carl.
You fly to St. Louis, and you and I drive up to Gary.
Indiana. Now, St. Louis, the most dangerous city in America. We start our road trip from East St. Louis, the highest crime rate per capita in the United States.
Okay. We cruise on up to Gary, Indiana. That way there's like an impartial person who can verify that Carl went to Gary, Indiana. And let's face it, you know, we want to punish Chris. We don't want to punish crows. We don't want to punish Andy.
Says you. You're going to need that extra weekend free to fuck all of the fans. So, you know, who better to punish than me, complete fucking loser.
We can stream the whole way.
Carl, you can rack up all those super chats.
You know how fast I drive.
It'll be like four hours there and back.
We'll be just rocketing across America.
Wait, your driving tab?
Yes, I think people will like that.
And then, you know, everyone can make sure you go.
And also, you know, St. Louis, we have a major league baseball team.
We can go to a game after that.
And for the fans, I know fuck all about sports.
So it's not like the stream is just going to be talking about sports,
because I can only carry on a conversation about sports for about as long as it takes me to change.
This is a real hard sell tab.
talking to someone's sister.
So there you go.
Think about it, guys.
Thank you, fuck you, bye.
All right, that's a bad idea.
That is an interesting option.
That is interesting.
I feel like if you have somebody with you who could supervise you, you have to do the driving, though.
I was going to say, Tab loves driving.
Yeah.
Tab drove all the way to Tampa for road rage when I first met him.
We were hanging out there.
He drives all over the country.
And is that count if I let him drive?
No, you can't let him drive.
You have to drive.
Huh.
All right.
Well, we'll have to talk about that.
But at least you'll have company and someone who can document everything and who will post all the social media because I know you're not going to.
Maybe we can put that to a vote or something to see if people are cool with me having tab drive.
I'm still going to hear you drive tab.
I don't think Tab's going to like that idea.
I don't care.
It's consequence.
Oh, you don't care.
Okay.
You want to punish Tab now.
What are you?
Yes, I want to punish everyone.
Everyone's under my.
I have a voicemail for us, buddy.
Please.
Carl, this is
This is what a creep off
Denny
He's a cow photographer
You really hurt me with your words
Last week
I know you know who I am
Yeah
I know you remember what we look like
Because we spent that special evening
Together in Nashville
Yep
Who
But I know you're just playing your character
So I forgive you
I hope you guys have a great week
Bye
Remember you let you smell his finger
Come on Biddy
You remember cow photographer
Oh it smelled like Bidua
all right
selling milk
oh la Vinnie and Carl
what's up
this is Logan from LA
I'm a new fan to the show
I love it
but Carl
I've been familiar with you for a well
because I'm a dickhead
Vinny I love you
you're the best bro
Vinny Winnie
anyway sorry
okay so here I got a couple ideas
for the wheel
one
if it lands on this you got to watch all three
of the Star Wars prequels in one day
in a different language with no subtitles
and you're not allowed to have any kind of electrical device on you
the whole time you're watching it's worse to watch it in English
the other one he's not wrong
you have to carry around an anime a male
anime body pillow in a mall
on a busy day weekend maybe
for at least
an hour
Yeah, it's not bad
I think that's all I got
But hey, you guys are great
Vinnie come to
Come to stand up in LA
Okay, bye bye
I would but they don't want me
Carl, I like the body pillow idea
I like that too because
That was really the essence
Of what the Wheel of Conject Wets
It's supposed to be
It's supposed to be an embarrassing thing
Is that supposed to take seven fucking days of your life
It's not supposed to be something
Where we're driving to Baltimore
And then Gary Indiana
I think it has to be a mixture of all of them.
I like that.
I like that idea.
I like that.
It's humiliating and we can get some good footage of it.
I like it.
All right.
Let's add that to the wheel.
Now, as far as watching the Star Wars prequels,
I would rather kill myself, sir.
But thank you for that suggestion.
All right.
So whoever this guy is, he called in a whole bunch of times.
I'm only going to play one of these, I think.
Okay.
Because I can't tell if this is a setup or not.
I feel, remember those pay services when people would call into radio and people would do
like their,
for the radio hosts no but they would have the fake callers people would call in his fake
callers oh okay i don't know this is just weird hey this message is not for viny winnie
or a bag slapper this for lorenzo ariola hey listen i could have been a cousin's fucker too
but i still joke about it my wife don't appreciate it but i love my cousin who don't love family
you want to fuck your cousin no i don't i don't want to stick my dick in her you try to get in her bed
at the beach it's because i didn't know the room layout you're all right nowhere near the
bathroom whatever he does ass to mouth
what he's his cousin does ass to mouth yeah he left just a lot of messages he left this one
too. What the fuck?
Lorenzo is sweet.
Okay.
Here we go.
It's the guy's a character.
I guess.
Please call it.
I need to know if that's legit or if you're...
I want him to be my creep next week.
What's the category?
Creepiest caller?
Yeah.
Hey.
Let's go fuck Buffalo.
Let's go bango.
I say that as a
Cowboys fan
All right
That was just a long thing
I had to play the front
Just to bother you
Cool
Last one Carl
Listen
I'm gonna tell everybody right now
If you enjoy Carl
You need to listen to his second best show
It's not to creep off
His second best show
Is who are these socials
And you can listen to that
Thursday nights
Right
On the Who Are These Podcast Patriot
Well no it's free
It's on our YouTube channel
Thursdays at 6 p.m.
Yes
Okay very good
I want to make sure you get that plug in here
because someone left me a subreddit surfing message
that I'm going to play.
Great.
And I'm not just looking to be cheap on the plugs.
Hey, Vinnie, I just got around to watching
the first two episodes of suburb surfing.
And, I mean, the first episode is a little bit rough,
but I'm of the opinion that everything Lorenzo touches is gold.
But the second episode, you got totally redeemed yourself.
That was some of the most entertaining and interesting podcasting
in the stories that these guys had to know.
You got me to do more conspiracies about the subverts like that
because that was solid gold man
you guys got a good thing going
thank you fuck you bye
calabunga
yeah the ufology is always an interesting subject
yeah tonight's gonna be so infuriating
I kind of hope you tune in Carl
because you're gonna be so annoyed
well I will definitely check it out
I have band practice so I won't be watching a lot
what do you have
band practice
there it is last voicemail I'm playing
Carl Vinnie both of you need to upload
the fucking bumpers, fingers,
whatever the fuck you want to call them,
the little jingles for every segment that you have,
all the Stumpstream songs,
all the Who Are These Socials fucking songs,
all the WATP songs,
upload them somewhere on SoundCloud something.
I need to hear these.
I can't get them out of my head.
Okay, but.
Who are these YouTube videos?
Who are these YouTube videos?
Oh, oh.
I don't care for that.
Whatever, it's why I played it.
We actually,
Carl, I got an email from Mr. Magenta this week.
Oh, yeah?
I did.
And this is what he said.
Hey, Vinny, apparently podcast Hitman sent me another song from prison.
Oh, sweet.
Not sure how this keeps happening, but apparently he was pissed.
Nobody else wanted to send songs for the suggested podcast Hitman parody contest.
Okay.
So he figured he'd do it himself.
Enjoy and feel free to add this to the Carl's handcuff music list.
Here we go
This is from
Apparently podcast
Hitman in Prison
Great
Can't wait
I know you never met me
But I don't know
Why all I want to do
Is bust a nut in your eye
All I know is that I love you
And when I'm free
I'll swim through your ass
Like a fish in the sea
I'm singing
Follow me
and it'll be all right
I'll be the one to fuck you in at night
and if you want to leave
I can guarantee
I'll hunt you down and kill your family
I'm not worried about the ring that you wear
because if Carl don't know
then Carl can't care
I'm feeling guilty as you watch me stare
But please don't look ashamed
And Jenny
Don't be scared
I'm singing
Okay
Okay
Okay
Thank you Mr. Magenta
Wow
A little love song
For my lovely
Uh, nice
Better than anything
You ever wrote her
True
That is probably true
Yes
Jenny rhymes with
Denny's where I took you
For a honeymoon
Well you're a pretty good song
You're pretty good songwriting yourself there
Yeah look at you go
I'm prolific
Hey I want to thank people
For the superchats
That are coming in Shulies
anonymous and
braceive
and visit me at
1560 Fusion
we'll read those at the end
keep those coming please
we do appreciate
on this very lovely
super chat Monday
it's beautiful out there
celebrate with us
it's beautiful here in sunny Rochester
and you're going to find out
at DabbleCon in just two weeks
get your tickets at WATP live
now Carl are you ready for our favorite segment
I am
it's time for scum parade
I'll hit
the music.
Scum Parade. Take me
on a rain of these fuck charades
that these creeps have made.
Scum Parade, Vinny and Carl
gonna tell you about some fuck shit.
Scum parade, like stories of a kid
fucked by his mom or dad
soaking up the blood of a cat.
Scum parade.
We're to start off in Colorado today, Carl.
Sounds good.
A Taco Bell in Colorado is under investigation after, quote,
a problematic customer fell violently ill after he claimed his to-go order was laced with rat poison.
Wait, rat poison is people poison?
They should put that on the label, too, I would think.
I wouldn't you just call it poison?
Who are these poison bag labelers?
The customer who's not been identified
and started vomiting after eating his burritos
from the fast food store in Aurora on Saturday
and called 911.
He was rushed to the hospital where it was discovered
he had adjusted, quote,
copious amounts, said, quote, of the toxic chemical.
The Taco Bell store has denied the claims
the customer order was laced by poison by the workers.
The man was a regular who frequently caused problems at the store
and once even threw a taco-hearted employee.
According to store manager Larry Swift,
earlier on the day the man was hospitalized,
as police were called to the store due to an altercation between the customer and staff at the store's drive-thru.
Yeah, this is what you call.
Don't shit where you eat.
Be nice to the people who handle your food, idiots.
Well, this motherfucker, here's the story, right?
Yeah.
They don't know who called 911 during the incident, but police who arrived at the drive-thru found a much calmer scene.
They said that he was demanding something for free in return for being given plain water instead of his soda because the restaurant's CO2 carbonating machine was not working that.
day. So this is
a shitty Taco Bell. Correct. I
fucking can't stand that. You ever get a drink at the
drive-thru? You drive while you put the straw
on it and you go to taste in, it's fucking flat
because they fucking CO2 is messed up.
I don't drink soda at Taco Bell, but I'll trust
you on this one.
What do you get at Taco Bell?
The frozen drinks?
Yes, I get fruity frozen
drinks at Taco Bell. I assume.
I'm just saying, I like to wash
out a taco or two with White Clause. You know
that, Vinny. You know a
goes right with tag.
If you look at the cup holder of my car, there's only what beverage you're going to find.
It's white.
So, according to Deputy Bartman, this guy says, claims he went to chores around the house, sat down to watch 60 minutes on TV.
Only once the show was over on 7 p.m. did the man eat his four fucking burritos that he order?
This is where this guy's an asshole because he got four bean burritos gross already.
And he waited over an hour to eat them.
That's not how Taco Bell works, buddy.
If you don't eat it immediately, throw it the fuck out.
It's not meant to be in your system for more than 30 minutes total.
Right.
From what I understand with Taco Bell.
It goes through you pretty quick.
But I also will say that I kind of suspect and expect poison to be in anything I order from Taco Bell.
Well, yeah, I know.
In this article, they say that officials reviewed security cam footage.
And while they didn't see any evidence of poisoning,
they also will never eat Taco Bell ever again.
You don't want to be watching these people make this food.
So Taco Bell is denying it.
This guy says they are.
So either way we have a creep.
We either have a creepy employee at the Taco Bell
who decided to poison the fucking asshole at the drive-thru.
Can I give you my uneducated takeout at here?
This guy poisoned himself?
No.
I think the employee definitely put rat poison in this guy's food
and everyone at the store knows it.
And they're all covering for him.
Because the manager's just like,
well, why would we even have poison around here?
That's crazy.
We don't have poison.
that would be a terrible thing to bring it to a taco ball.
Of course we didn't do that.
Meanwhile, they all hated this guy.
He's a giant pain in the ass.
Could be.
There's always that guy.
Yeah.
And I root for that guy to get poison nine times out of nine, many.
Hey, you know how I told you my brother's an asshole?
Yeah.
Yeah, my brother's just a pain of the ass and everybody hates him.
So my nephew works at a store out by where my brother lives.
And he says everyone in the store, they go, we hate your uncle.
Could you please ask him to stay?
Stop coming in here.
That's hilarious.
But that's the thing, though.
I worked in restaurants.
So I know this guy.
And I fucking want him dead.
So I totally understand putting a little rat poison in a bean burrito.
And you know what?
Could you imagine a kid?
Maybe he hits to a kid and that kid dies.
Whatever, there's going to be collateral damage with any of these types of things.
Hold on a second.
This kid, whoever did the poisoning.
Yes.
Had to decide that whatever fucking minimum wage they're paying and whether it's $15 an hour
or not.
This job is frustrated.
him to the point that he's willing to commit
capital premeditated fucking murder
sure
how many
that's how frustrated this guy
how many taco ball employees who wanted to want to commit
capital murder are you kidding me
have you been to a Taco Bell recently
they're all capable of this
they're all capable of this many
especially the women
all right
hey Carl I need you to do some
do some research for me real quick
because I don't have any fat checking
I need you to find out how money pounds
22 stone and 13 pounds it's
308
It's okay
308 pounds
And the 13 to that
And we're up to 320
Yeah we're going over to England
In case you didn't guess folks
Whales specifically
Yeah
We're going to go see a whale in Wales
Oh no
Kaley Titford
Great name
She weighed
How many
308 pounds
Well it said
It said 22 stones and 13 pounds.
So that would be 321.
Okay.
So she weighed 321 when she died on October 2020 at her home in Newton Pows, Wales.
And that's overweight for a teenager, right?
It's not what they're supposed to be.
Dude, when I saw Obie's teenager and then it wasn't in America, I'm like, whoa, I was not ready for this.
A lot of twists and turns.
If you walk up to 325 next to me, I look Sveld.
I don't know about that.
come on the 16 year olds found lying amid soiled clothing and bed linens the crown court hurt
Kayla's mom Sarah Lloyd-Jones 39 admits manslaughter by gross negligence but her dad
Alan Titford denies the offense her teacher said she was funny and chatty but has become
confined to her home after the coronavirus lockdown began in March 2020 now she has spina bifida
Do you know what Spina Biffitt is?
I don't.
So it's basically,
do you ever see that movie Shallow Hal?
Of course.
And he's got the guy, his buddy with the crutches.
Yeah.
That's Spina Bifida.
Okay.
My cousin has it.
And my cousin is a jacked little Italian dude
who's fucking tattooed up
and he's got the crutches everywhere he goes.
He just, he's fucking a jackd dude works out a lot.
This girl is the exact opposite.
Right.
She's got the dead legs and the top half of them.
her is like the three is the most heavy part of her right so she can't really get around at all because
her legs don't work so her legs don't work either yeah it's not just they don't they can't so
they won't when paramedics arrived they found her lying on puppy pads with maggots and flies on her
body and milk bottles filled with urine around her bed you know you'd think and i'm not a parent
but you'd think you'd leave your kid around for a month but they'd be fine right well just
Checking them on a month a month.
It'd be all right.
How do these people not care about their property value?
Right.
Like, yeah, that place is going to stick.
You're going to fumigate.
It's going to be a whole thing.
The smell was unbearable.
I imagine.
A rotting obese teenager.
It's not a good smell.
I wouldn't bet it is, Carl.
I wouldn't bet it is.
Those maggots lucky she's not alive.
They would have gotten eaten.
The medical examiner said that her physical state suggested she had not
properly washed in many weeks you got that no shit Sherlock drop anywhere there
girl I mean I would have assumed that regardless
no shit Sherlock no shit and her death you ready for this shit
yeah it was caused by inflammation and infection in extensive areas of ulceration
arising from obesity and its complications sounds gnarly not a good way to go
no so Mrs. Tidford denies manslaughter by gross negligence
an alternative charge of causing or allowing the death of a child
is what she's being charged with.
She's basically getting a plea deal.
The dad's like, I didn't do it.
We're like, no shit.
Nobody did anything.
Right, that's the whole point.
Oh, I didn't do nothing.
That's not a defense asshole.
So the dad will probably go to jail.
The trial will start on Thursday, I believe.
Now, Carl.
Yes.
Daytona Beach, Florida.
Oh, I love Florida.
We're playing all the hits today, kids.
You got to get your shit together
Why so many creepy bucks
Don't stop hell going hot
Maybe it's a swamp gas
A plagiarian ophthalmated
Uh huh huh
Come on for a gun
A woman
Fadley shot her terminally ill husband
Inside a hospital
we're going with the geriatric theme today
Carl
here's what happened here
this is literally what happened
yeah
they wouldn't put him down
so Ma Kettle
went out to the car
and got the shotgun
went back into the hospital
and fucking barricaded herself
in his room for four hours
after shooting
and before she surrendered
Ellen Gillen
76 told officers
that her husband Jerry Gillen
had been ill for some time
and they planned the shooting together
yes she wanted to put him out of his misery
yeah the hospital one
do it. She's like, fine.
Use a pillow.
There are better ways to do it.
I guess the guy didn't want to suffocate to death.
But she's great at this.
They should give her a job in an animal hospital immediately.
Old Ellen's coming.
Yeah.
She's like, which which ones do you want me to put down?
She's holding the gun sideways.
Which ones?
This one?
That one?
No, no, no, no.
She's 76 years old.
I can only imagine when she fired the shotgun.
She went clear across the room.
Like,
yeah.
a fucking shotgun carl
that's pretty funny
oh man
after the shooting
her husband
she came she didn't come out
until about 3.30 p.m.
after negotiating with the police
a lot of the doctors and nurses
and everybody had to evacuate the hospital
so I'm just saying if you're going to kill him
fucking just find a way to fucking kill him
don't fucking just shooting. This is a great way to kill him
what are you talking about Vinny? This is an awesome story
technically a great way to kill him
this woman's a legend right now could you imagine this was
your grandmother,
I would be high-fiving her.
Oh, you killed Grand Day with a gun.
That's amazing.
Shotgun.
I'm hungry, I'm deadly, I'm dilly, I'm ditty.
Okay.
Okay.
All the hits today.
Do you want to go out like that?
You want Jen to shoot you in the face in the hospital?
Yes.
I think that would be disruptive.
It would ruin a lot of people's day.
And that would be a great way to go out.
Can you have, okay, if you decided to do this.
Yeah.
I love that you're like already planning it now.
I'm not terminally ill, asshole.
All right, hear me out.
All right, I'm listening.
Here's what you do.
Because Jenny's going to get in trouble.
Right.
Yeah, this lady's not like Scott Free.
She murdered a dude.
In a hospital, which is very dangerous.
I imagine the bull.
could have gone through the wall
and other patients were there.
Yeah.
It seems like a pretty reckless thing to do.
Legendary, but reckless, yes.
Certainly.
So here's what I think you should do to top this.
Okay.
You get Jenny to load you into a wheelchair.
Put a little party hat on you.
Take you out to the nurses station.
Then do it.
Then go lock yourself back in the room.
That's how you ruin days.
You make them all watch it.
I see what you're saying.
Okay.
You want it to be more horrific.
And you go,
da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
And then you put your arms out like that, then she shoots you.
We call it the aristocrats.
Pa-p-paw.
All right.
Santa Ana, California, Carl, a certified nursing assistant who worked at a Southern California
group home for severely disabled patients has been sentenced to life at federal prison for committing
multiple child exploitation crimes, including filming themselves sexually abusing several
severely disabled children at the group home facility.
I have a question about this, Vinnie.
Yeah.
Is severely disabled a category of CP?
Because I'm not aware of the different categories people get off on.
You don't go to CPP.com?
I don't.
Oh.
C.P. Pornhub, whatever it is.
I'm wondering if that's more popular than Asian when it comes to CP people.
Ooh, there's new severely disabled.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Annally raping children.
Steve Jackson Rodriguez, 38 of Pomona was sentenced late Friday afternoon by the United States.
District Court to life in prison.
He pled guilty in September 22
to two counts of obtaining custody
of a minor for the purpose of producing
child pornography, five counts
of production of child pornography,
and one count of enticement of a minor to engage
in criminal sexual activity.
Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Oh, it was from January 2016
to May 2020, Rodriguez produced
sexually explicit images and
videos with four minors, three of whom
were severely disabled, patients
being housed at the Inland Emmer
group home that employed Rodriguez.
I have audio of him
right after performing these sexual acts.
Whoa, you got
butt slam!
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Oh, boy.
He had some fun with it, at least.
One of the disabled victims was
eight years old when Rodriguez began
filming his illegal sexual conduct
two years after he began abusing
the victim. Rodriguez
is going to jail forever,
but in a related matter,
the five-day trial,
co-defendants,
Siredino Bagallion,
36,
and Miguel Bacardo,
23 of Baldwin Park,
to whom Rodriguez also sent
the sexually explicit material
he made with his victims.
Each one was found guilty
of one counter-reced
of child pornography
and one counter-possession
of child pornography.
So he was fucking sending it
to his buddies.
Jacking it, jagged it,
jacking it, jacking it, jacking it,
spikin it, smack.
Disgusting,
vomit-inducing thing.
Vinny, Vinny, Vinny.
All right, sorry.
So we're going to leave us you all on a down note this week.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's not great.
A bit of a bummer.
But the good news is he's going to jail forever.
We do have some Super Chats to read.
I want to thank Mint Salad for the $10.
Ace Presents, Happy Super Chat Monday.
That's how you celebrate it, Mint.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
The Visit Me of 1560 Fusion, Vinny, can you collab with my wife at DabbleCon?
Yes, he will, sir.
Yeah, certainly.
Bracive says, you two should get podcaster hats.
That's funny.
That's not a bad idea.
That should go on the wheel of cats.
I have to wear a podcaster hat everywhere you go.
And then Shulies Anonymous says, I can't wait for DabbleCon.
It's going to be a lot of fun to see you there in Rochester.
We will see you there, Shulies Anonymous.
Can't wait.
That's going to be a very fun show.
We have, of course, the stand-up spotlight Friday night.
You're hosting that.
How are you feeling about hosting?
I think it's going to be a lot of fun.
I have a pretty good lineup of comedians to work with,
so I don't have to take up too much time.
I'll move things along.
Okay.
I know less of me is a good thing.
Okay.
Less of me, more of you all.
Hey, by the way, so let's talk about real quick the lineup of comedians.
So we have Chrissy Mayer, Anthony Coomia,
Yourself, Shulie Egar, Mike Morse, Reverend Bob Levy, Earl Skakel.
Earl Skakel.
And I'm hosting.
I believe that's the entire lineup.
That's a good show.
That's going to be a really good show.
Absolutely.
That's not the type of show they usually do with the club here.
That's going to be a lot of fun.
Yeah.
It's going to be like New York City style.
Everybody's up with 15 minutes and it moves quick.
We all get 15?
Something like that.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Something like that.
Why would you think it was?
No, the 15 is just about enough to air my grievances.
Perfect.
all right and then saturday february 4th in the afternoon 2 p.m we are doing a live who are these
podcasts i am not working the video on this i will not be in charge of that hey everybody good news
guess who is that you vini all right live who these podcasts live uncle riko show with all of your
favorites uh all over those shows and then uh that saturday night february 4th the first ever and
last ever. Davy Award Ceremony. We're going out in style, baby. Dude, I, there's,
there's some fun things being produced for this. We have some people who are chipping in.
There's guys who used to do things for the Opin Anthony show back in the day. So I'm very excited
about it. It's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah. So folks, if you have not decided on coming yet,
reconsider. Yeah, do it. Get on it. WATP. Each of those events I just mentioned $25 will get you in.
There's also going to be a dabble battle. There's also going to be carry-up.
yoke we're all be hanging out
it's going to be a lot of fun so come
come hang with us for dabblecott wATP live
dot com and the other thing I wanted to tell you viny is that
I was mapping out what we're going to be doing
in Philadelphia April 22nd
with the who are these podcasts
Dick Show crossover live event
and we might have you and Vito
both do a stand-up set at that show
does Vito do stand-up? He does
pretty good actually yeah oh good
yeah why do Vito and I
have to do stand-up because you're both going to be there okay i think we should have
you're welcome we should have a fucking asshole i'm very excited okay i'm very excited i'm just wondering
i'm just thankful actually that we're not doing some type of like weird fat sidekick
fucking feats of strength bullshit that dick came up with yeah we might we might we might do
something like that i swear you i just don't want to end up in a circle we like everybody
screaming ass do ass no this is this is the fun
thing that we're going to do. Don't tell Vito this.
Okay. We're just going to bring out pizzas out of the stage and put them just out of reach
of you guys to see which one of you cracks first. There's no such thing is out of reach.
Exactly. Yes. Subbies. Get the pizza. So also, Carl, before we get out of here, thank you everybody
for your super chats. Thank you all for your continued support on Patreon and Supercast. Where are you now
get a weekly bonus episode from Carl and I every Wednesday morning. Midweek.
week creeps carl that's correct those are a lot of fun we had uh lorenzo ariola join us my first time
chatting with that fella now this week i have been trying to get this guy who wrote this post
who claims to be podcast hitman's cellmate yeah yeah yeah i've got no response on this guy yet so i
waited a week we're going to read it on wednesday show great we're also going to revisit the brian
walsh case because holy shit is he dumb as fuck great and i got a story about the worst adopted parents i
I have ever heard of in my fucking life.
So all of that and more this Wednesday morning on The Creepoff on Patreon and Supercast.
Looking forward to that, many.
All right, Carl.
So it's nice to be important.
It's more important to be nice.
Gagia.
Let's go home.
Let's see why all the order to do is busting edge.
All I know is that blue and when I'm free
I'll swim through your ass like a fish in the sea.
Let's see that dick.
Follow me and it'll be all right.
Let's see that dick.
I'll be the one to fuck you in at night.
Let's see that dick.
You want to leave if I can guarantee.
Let's see that dick.
I'll hunt you.
down and kill your family.
Please clap.
I'm not worried about the ring that you're going to wear.
You know what I miss me?
Because if Carl don't know, then Carl can't care.
Please clap.
I'm feeling guilty as you watch me stare.
But please don't look ashamed and Jenny, don't be scared.
I'm singing, follow me and it'll be all right.
Are you a bonner guy?
I'll be the one to suck your clit at.
Jets, you really are.
Want to leave, if I can guarantee,
I'll hunt you down and kill your family.
Boom, bum, bum.
Please clap.
Ciao, Bella.
May your enemies be cursed in your podcast adventures.
Ready.
