The Creep Off - Episode 149: Oh Yeah Ugly?

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

Join Karl & Vinnie as they make their nominations for creepiest senior citizen. In this week's WATC Karl introduces us to a true crime podcaster who also happens to be a creep: In the Scu...m Parade we meet a pair of "hands off" parents, a couple that wanted to go out with a bang, and a man who became a cautionary tale on why you should always be nice to fast food workers. Read the stories here: Taco Bell customer falls violently ill after claiming order was laced with rat poison | Daily Mail OnlineWales: Obese teen 'was found dead with maggots and flies on her body' | Metro NewsPolice: Woman fatally shoots dying husband at Daytona Beach hospital, surrenders – WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort LauderdaleCentral District of California | Pomona Man Who Worked at Group Homes Sentenced to Life in Prison for Producing Sexually Explicit Material of Disabled Children | United States Department of Justice

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey everyone, welcome to the creep-off, the podcast that hates football. The way things work around here is each host brings in a creep, and then you head over to the subreddit and vote for whoever brought in the creepiest creep that ever crept. After five losses, a loser must spin the dread wheel of consequences, which has funny consequences, such as putting truck nuts on your car, or storing these confidential documents in your house for a little while. Don't worry about it, Carl, Carl, just leave them there in your basement, it'll be fine. Anyways, we talked about our favorite sport here last week.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Hockey. Carl's hockey player got into a fight. Huh, shocking. Vinnie's Creep did nothing wrong outside marrying a woman and her attractive daughter. I mean, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things.
Starting point is 00:00:53 I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, coo, coo. You better send those refunds. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast. I am your oh-so-happy host.
Starting point is 00:01:41 You may know me as... The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour. The people's champion. Vittipoledo! And that's sad sack sitting in my desk. That's Carl, everybody. Hey, what's happening in Vinipolino? Thanks for working Joe Kuhl in that intro.
Starting point is 00:01:56 I'll just get this out of the way. Please. Man, this is a huge deal is going to down. I'm not going to be a dick to you. What an asshole! I'm not going to be a dick to you about it. You beat the, you beat the dolphins. Your team beat the dolphins.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Joshio sucks. Yeah, I know. I've been telling you that for like a year. Not good. You just realize this. Well, yeah. Okay. So, cool.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Let me say this to you. Well, last year's playoffs, he had nine touchdown passes and zero interceptions. Yeah. So it would be weird to say he sucked that. right vitty no no no no it wouldn't be now it's appropriate i said it back then it wasn't weird and here's why i said it because he's just overrated man yeah stephan digs makes that work and when you don't throw to stephan digs and all you're doing is throwing these giant balls or a 10-yard pass you're getting clunky yardage but he just couldn't get over the hump i'm sorry
Starting point is 00:02:50 not sorry but you know here's the great news you guys he didn't watch the game you didn't get any yardage they were three all three and outs it was pathetic it was pathetic it was is one of the worst case I've ever seen. Carl, here's the good news. What's the good news, Vinny? We get to both do it all again next year. That's right, buddy.
Starting point is 00:03:06 And we're putting an end of football talk on the creep off. So many people are happy. Yes, no more football talk. We're done. That's it. That's it. It's over. Season's over.
Starting point is 00:03:17 The Bengals won the Super Bowl. I'm not going to Phoenix now, so I'll be here. I'll try to Gary Indiana. Yep, that's right. Hope the weather is great. Way better. Okay. Oh, Carl.
Starting point is 00:03:27 I feel so bad for you today, buddy. Like, I didn't even rub it into you last night. I was just like, hey, man, I was trying to be nice to when we were picking the category. I go, hey, Carl, you want to do Biggest Creep from Cincinnati? Will that make you feel better? And you gave me the greatest response. I laughed out loud. He goes, you act like this is the first time the bills have lost a playoff game.
Starting point is 00:03:49 All right, good point. So we're moving on, folks. This week, we took one of your suggestions at underscore King Ezi. and he suggested we do Creepiest senior citizen Now before we get to that We need to review last week And remind everybody
Starting point is 00:04:05 Who is Carl's daddy That would be me As many as I can't read that How many votes do you have there? More than you Patrick Kane didn't do it, huh? Nope
Starting point is 00:04:19 Win housing for the win housing All right so Some of Chicagoans I can't watch in the show Or something What's going on? I can't even get upset at you I can't rub it in.
Starting point is 00:04:27 I feel too bad already. So what's the score? What's the score of our round? I believe it's two to one me. Okay. So it's competitive right now. Good. You got a shot.
Starting point is 00:04:36 So we're doing creepiest senior citizen. And I guess that means I have to start this off. And I got to tell you, Carl, once you ring the bell and let's do this. I'll get going. My creep today was 82 years old, Carl, at the time of his last arrest in 2020. Okay. Now, if I have to do. describe this guy. The only descriptor I could really give him is spry.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Okay. He's a very spry gentleman for his age. He reminds me of the actor. Remember Robert Bologna? No. He was in the Sopranos. He played Feet La Manna. Okay. Yes. Ah, like that really surly old fucking Italian grumpy guy. I can't say he's Italian because he has like the same name as the first generation after the war Nazi whose family escaped Argentina, his fucking name is coronado elman very Hispanic first name very German last name I think that's what's going on there but Carl in his 80s he went on a really pervy fun two-year crime spree he really did this guy in January 2018 marks the first arrest here his new year's resolution was apparently to get out there and meet new people so he gets arrested in the subway for grinding his erect penis on
Starting point is 00:05:56 woman. Okay. He had a great argument in court. I really, really love this guy because he always came in to represent himself and would always make a good argument in court. So his argument was, listen, Your Honor, I don't care that I'm 80 and this is like a 36-year-old woman who says I walked up behind her and stuck my erect penis in the behind her and started grabbing her tities and stuff.
Starting point is 00:06:18 I'm a happily married man. I've been married for 30 years. Right. I have a beautiful wife at home. Happily married men, never do that. Never. Let me tell you something. My wife, when she puts on that duster, Your Honor,
Starting point is 00:06:29 and she drags her pussy across the dirty old carpet in the bedroom across the floor. That does it for me, Your Honor. Not this young attractive woman whose perfume was glorious. I mean, that whore. I would never do such a thing. So he's out. That was his arraignment. They let him out.
Starting point is 00:06:49 I'm impressed he has a boner at 80 years old. That's impressive to me. Carl, this motherfucker gets a lot of boners. Yeah, okay. He does. So that's January. They say to him, we're going to let you go. Stay out of trouble.
Starting point is 00:07:06 April comes around Easter. 26-year-old, same thing. Right up behind her on the subway just starts huffing her from behind. He gets 90 days behind bars. So he's in jail from April to June. Okay. Guess what happens in June? He is now charged.
Starting point is 00:07:22 with persistent sexual abuse, forcible touchated sexual abuse because he once again went down to the subway and started helping random women. Some hot chicks down there in that subway. I'm telling you. Now, he claims this time
Starting point is 00:07:36 he's got a really great argument in court. Okay. The last time was, I only fucked my wife, Your Honor. This time it was I could not be responsible for such a depraved action because I am impotent.
Starting point is 00:07:51 I am impotent. He has proudly proclaimed that fact in court, and his wife was standing next to him at the time that he did it. She's like, yeah, he hasn't got enough for me in 25 years. Yeah. So, like, his first argument was, like, I only fuck my wife too. I don't fuck anybody. Right. Especially her.
Starting point is 00:08:07 So then in August, because they let him out, he's waiting trial. This one's fun, Carl. This one's a fun one. Okay. He gets on the subway. He goes down to a subway car. He finds another 26-year-old woman on the number two, train by Times Square gets behind her and just starts humping latches on like fucking greyhound like
Starting point is 00:08:29 just a dog going to fucking town all these people on the bus are on the subway see this and they say get off of her get out of here and he's like ah what do I do and he just starts running around with this big boulder and he's trying to get away from everybody and he's running through the subway he gets away from everybody and then he's in another subway car and just starts humping another woman Nice. Within minutes of the first attack. Now, was the, the first girl kind of jealous of this now that he was able to find someone new so quickly? I don't think she was upset.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Okay. I think she was probably. We should check with her, though. Okay. You say so. Yeah. He's running around on me, literally. So within minutes, dude, he gets arrested after this.
Starting point is 00:09:15 He gets a plea deal in December for all of these cases. So this is one calendar year. This is, he gets arrested six times for this. in the one calendar year. He is 80 years old at this point. I don't even think he's trying to get away with this. Dude. It's not making any attempt.
Starting point is 00:09:30 They give him a deal to withdraw his sex offense plea if he stayed out of trouble for six months, completed a rehab program, and was told to use a program called Accessoride on the sub instead of the subway. And if he rode the subway, he had to be accompanied by an adult. He's fucking 80, I guess.
Starting point is 00:09:49 So, 2019. He's being monitored for most of the year. until he wasn't and he grinds up on another woman and was held up at the scene by a female cop and he was so pissed about this his argument in court was it was a set up right they set me up he argued that the police followed him because they knew his face and he says the two women will work it together your honor i believe that he says i was only standing there on the subway trade And she backed into me and that looked at the other woman and was like, yeah, we got him. And then they arrested me.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Good. So the judge agreed, obviously, right? No, no, no. The undercover cop was like, no, we watched this man grab this woman from behind and start humping her violently on the train. This is like a, this is not an attractive man. This is the, this is, look at a picture, Carl. I got a picture. You ready?
Starting point is 00:10:47 Let's see what this guy looks like. Okay, hold on. That's him. not good he's not good not a guy you want to helping you from behind i tell you it's fucking feach lamana yeah okay so now again he's just off this probation he's got to wait for court dates because they're not taking anybody to jail for this they're arresting you giving you tickets giving you tickets to appear and he's just running around fucking loose being a problem so now it's november first police say he walked behind a 34 year old woman on the number
Starting point is 00:11:22 one train on the Upper West Side and started grinding again. Unaware of playing clothes, cop was standing right next to what he started doing it. He's really bad at this. He's so bad. Did he ever once get away with it? Like one time did he hump someone? I have to think that he did.
Starting point is 00:11:37 Nothing happened. I have to think these are the times that. He's caught every time. Dude, he just got caught a lot. It doesn't mean he got caught every time. Yeah, I know. He probably got away with this a lot. He probably did a lot.
Starting point is 00:11:49 And people were like, oh, look at him. He's so old and cute. Right. let him finish. Go ahead, old mister. I respect my elders. So Carl, that's November. He's granted supervised release of the case. That leads us to Valentine's Day 2020. Ooh, how romantic. Cops say they arrested Aylman when he grabbed a 36-year-old woman on the northbound number two train. This time, this was his eight arrests in two years. Now, this is the last article I could find on this old fucking pervert
Starting point is 00:12:23 who really in the humping department puts Andy Dick to shame. Good point. This guy really, he didn't kill Phil Hartman. Well, we don't want. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Either way, eight arrests in two years. Last article was fine,
Starting point is 00:12:37 I'm going to assume that Cuomo shipped him out to one of those nursing homes when COVID started. And fucking... That's how you get rid of that. COVID got him. That's right. My creep this week was the
Starting point is 00:12:51 82 year old scourge of the subway Coronado Alman Great creep Vinnie That guy is definitely a creepy Creep more of the Like technically I feel like this presentation this week Was more of the Brian Johnson type of creep
Starting point is 00:13:06 Well that's I was just going to say actually Is that as Brian Johnson proved The closer you get to being an actual creep The less likely you are to win Because I have brought Tamera Samsonova A.k.A. The Granny Ripper A.k. Baba Yaga
Starting point is 00:13:21 Yeah. And I want to thank twisted minds for helping me with some of my reporting today. The septician serial killer. Tomorrow, Sampanova, who has been dubbed the Granny Ripper by the press. Samsonova is said to have murdered at least 11 people. And some sources even claim that she went as far as eating some of her victims. Oh, it's hard to beat a cannibal. It's hard to beat a serial killer who's also a cannibal, is also an old lady in Russia.
Starting point is 00:13:48 But you know what I say? exelsior true believers so her husband disappeared and she actually filed a missing person report they've been married for almost 30 years and she was looking for some help from the police they'd never found him and she was lonely and she needed money so she decided to rent out one of the rooms in her apartment so can i throw in something here yeah i just want to put out this message and i mean this to everyone listening you heard me say this now if i just die suddenly I know you're all going to assume it's my heart. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:22 It was my wife. Okay. You couldn't have been me? Nah, I could take you. I'm not scared of you at all. All right, I might stick up behind you with my boner, though. Watch out. Now that I learned on that.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Oh, it's some super chat Monday again. Here comes Carl. So she had these tenants who would stay with her, and she didn't get along with them. She was kind of a problem with all of these people. When interviewed, Tamara's neighbors mentioned that the elderly lady would often swear at her tenants in the hallways and bang on the radiators. So when Sergi was suddenly nowhere to be seen, the neighbors reasonably assumed that he had grown
Starting point is 00:15:03 weary of Samsonova and moved back to his home in Norelska. So these guys would live with her and then just disappear one day and I was just like, yeah, well, she's a raging cunt, so I'm not surprised. Yeah, would you want to stay there? Exactly. So no one thought anything of it. And this went on for many years. Of course, that guy, Sergei that we heard about,
Starting point is 00:15:24 they did realize later what happened to him. According to investigators on the 6th of September 2003 during one of their quarrels, the then 56-year-old Tamara killed Sergi. She then went on to dismember his corpse before discarding it on the streets of St. Decius Way. So what she would do is she would kill the guy and then chop them all up into tiny little pieces
Starting point is 00:15:46 and then throw them out in garbage, cans all over the city. Fucking home heck man. They teach how to prepare anything. Pretty impressive, yes, I have to say. All right. So she's getting away with this for years. And then all of a sudden, her apartment needs some renovations.
Starting point is 00:16:03 She hasn't been putting a lot of work in the apartment. So through a mutual friend, she finds an old lady who lives down the street and decides to shack up with her. When her apartment needed to undergo some renovations, luckily, one of her friends introduced her to 79-year-old Valentina Nikolaevna Ulanova just in time. As Ulanova also lived on Dimitrov Street, the mutual friend convinced her to let Tamara stay with her for some time while Tamara's house was undergoing renovations.
Starting point is 00:16:33 According to the agreement, Tamara was to stay at Ulanova's in exchange for helping with the chores as Ulanova was ailing and was also older than Tamara. So she's going to help out around the house and, you know, provide some friendship. And these two are just going to get along and have a grand old time while her place is getting renovated. What was this fucking golden girls?
Starting point is 00:16:54 Well, it was until they got into a little spat over washing dishes. Apparently, the cups weren't as clean as Yulanova would like them to do. There's people's blood all over these cops. Yeah, right. Oh, wash them again. Fine. God, she's a princess. God damn, Tamara, there's blood all over the house all the time.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Fine. So our friend Tamara here decided to do something about this. And she went and bought these pills and crushed them up into what is Yulanova's favorite food. Now, it so happened that Olivia salad was her host's favorite dish. Tamara crushed up about 50 fanazepam pills into the salad and offered it to an unsuspecting Ulanova. probably as a peace offering after their earlier argument. Now this is a...
Starting point is 00:17:47 What the fuck is a... What was he say? Salad? What was that word? Oliveira salad. What? Yeah, it's just some type of Russian food
Starting point is 00:17:57 that these people eat. Salad? No thanks. Right? It's that all about? I think there's a vegetable or two in there. It's annoying.
Starting point is 00:18:05 So this woman goes, Oh, I love that. Yay. We're friends again. She eats it all up. Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump. And Tamara just goes to bed. because it's her bedtime at 7 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:18:14 You know, she's an old lady. Sure. She wakes up around 2 a.m. After the wheel. What's that? Right after the wheel. Right? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:18:21 After the wheel. I don't think they had the wheel over in Russia. Maybe they do. We have the cube. It's better. They have Vanna Red. So then she wakes up around 2 a.m. The country.
Starting point is 00:18:34 She finds, she finds, uh, you know, Nova because of this, she OD on this muscle relaxing. So she kind of passed out from that. Samsonova retired. bed almost immediately after dinner. When she woke up at 2 a.m., she found Ulanova lying effectively unconscious on the kitchen floor. Upon discovering this, Samsonova grabbed her tools, two knives and a hacksaw, and began dismembering the older pensioner's body. First, she sawed off Ulanova's head and then removed her limbs. Then she cut her torso in two and used the kitchen knives to cut it all up into tiny pieces. Yeah, but did she hump any of them?
Starting point is 00:19:12 This woman was still alive. She was not dead. She was just passed out. And she's like, up, time to chop her head off. Deep-deep-do. That's got to be a shitty way to go, I would imagine.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Well, you have to be a pretty shitty person to be that sound asleep when someone starts chopping your fucking head off. Well, did she own date on pills, many. She was fed pills.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Yeah, I mean, I think you would wake up if someone just the second. I think she probably did. Especially an old lady. You know how long it has to take her to chop a head off? I bet she probably did.
Starting point is 00:19:42 She probably smelled her coming in, too. Ugh. Smells like batteries in here. All right. So, as you heard, she chopped her up into little pieces and brought her out because she weighed a lot. So it took her many trips to take all of her body parts out into a pond nearby. She's actually caught on. Just feeding the ducks.
Starting point is 00:20:02 This is, uh, in 2015. She just tosses an arm. The fucking pot. Yeah, instead of like pulling out breadcrumbs, just fingers. Just one of the time. There you go. It's a thumb. There's a toe.
Starting point is 00:20:15 So she's actually caught on CCTV, carrying the plastic bags with the body parts that she would walk out to the nearby pond. Now, a couple of days after this, there was a couple walking with their dog near the pond. And you know how dogs get when there's dead body parts around? They get real stoked. Real horned up. Kind of like my creep. They get real excited about it. So this dog's getting all worked up, running into the fucking pond, swimming around.
Starting point is 00:20:38 So the couple decides like, all right, there's probably something going on here. And sure not, they find these body parts all around. So authorities start going door to door to find out if there's someone missing, if anyone knows anything. And someone tips them off. They're like, yeah, we haven't seen old lady Yulanova in a little while. Maybe go check with her. So they go over to her house, knocking the door.
Starting point is 00:21:01 And, of course, Tamara, the granny number, answers the door. And at first, she's like, yeah, I don't know anything about that. She just hasn't been home. And then they start looking around And they find her blood all over the apartment What a fucking shitty house guest Doesn't even clean that up Yeah, well she had a couple days too
Starting point is 00:21:20 Yeah, what a bitch She revealed to the authorities That she killed her because she insulted her You don't want to insult this woman She takes that very personally Gets very upset with that Judge said, oh yeah, ugly So remember here Vinnie
Starting point is 00:21:35 No one suspects any type of foul play This woman's husband disappeared and then she's been living for over a decade in this apartment, just letting people rent it out. Well, at the same time, she was keeping a very detailed diary. She was writing down everything. Like, if she didn't sleep really well, she'd write that up, she had a cup of coffee.
Starting point is 00:21:55 She'd document that. Not only that, she was writing her diary in three different languages the entire time. Further investigations revealed that Samsonova kept a diary with entries in Russian, German, and English. Investigators reported that she, She recorded even the littlest details of her daily life in this diary, as she did not want to miss a thing.
Starting point is 00:22:15 What is she Patrick Michael? As expected, a proper inspection of the diary provided more proof for the police's investigation. In one of her entries, Samsonova confessed to killing her former tenant, Sergei. She wrote, I killed my tenant, Volodya. I cut him to pieces in the bathroom with a knife and put the pieces of his body in a plastic bag and threw them away in different parts of the Frenzinski district. These people just have to write this shit down, don't they? They got to get it out, man.
Starting point is 00:22:44 I feel like in a lot of ways, they're probably slowly terrified about what's going to happen to them, and they're like kind of hedging their bets, trying to do with the big guy in the sky by getting it out somehow. Apparently, this woman was a schizophrenic. Oh. And she had a voice in her head telling her to do these horrible things. And that's why she was doing this. She did have psychiatric care earlier in her life.
Starting point is 00:23:07 She was admitted into a hospital. But, yeah, people are assuming that she killed her husband because they never did find his body or anything like that. But she didn't write that in her little books? Well, this is the interesting part. So they took her to court. She even blew a kiss to reporters and other observers. During the hearing, tomorrow was asked to address the court,
Starting point is 00:23:28 and she explicitly stated that she had planned all the murders up until one, so that she might be found. found out and arrested. According to her, there was no other way to live, and it would be better to spend the rest of her days in prison. At the end of the trial, the judge said to her, I have been asked to arrest you. What do you think? She responded, you decide. I'm obviously guilty and deserve a punishment. When the judge announced that she would be kept in custody for the duration of the investigation, Samsonova clapped gleefully. She's a crazy person, Betty. Okay, so ladies and gentlemen, you heard it from Carl's own lips. Your choices this week.
Starting point is 00:24:04 are a repentant crazy person or an unapologetic horny man. So according to Wikipedia, there are at least 13 victims, as many as 21. Now, here's the thing with Russia is all that information is there in her diary. They're not going to put it out there. Sure. So they're usually to solve all these cold cases, but they're not actually releasing the names of the victims or the number or anything like that. Well, don't you think that as they solve them, they would somehow, like, be public charges? You would think so, but according to Wikipedia,
Starting point is 00:24:38 investigators in Russia believe that in addition to murdering and dismembering her victims, Sampsonova also partook in cannibalism. She allegedly had a pension for removing the lungs of her victims and then eating them. She was a lungs gal. Cheap date. You know, that's kind of the scraps right there. That's really not the good meat. It's not the best part.
Starting point is 00:24:57 So that's my creep, Tamara Samsonova, and that would be the Granny Ripper. So how do they know? She ate the lungs, though. Dude, she wrote down every detail. She wrote it down. In the diary. The thing is that they don't explain specifically what she wrote down,
Starting point is 00:25:14 so there's just been like some leaks here and there in the Russian media, but not all the information has come out here. I hope that she didn't confess that they just found lung crumbs on the course of the page. Is this your lung? Um, no, it's not. Oh, shit. Damn it.
Starting point is 00:25:28 All right. So those are your choices this week. And we hope that you will vote at the subreddit. what is it, R slash the creepoff. The creep off. Correct. Yeah, I got it right. You're getting really good at subredits now with your new show.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Subredits Surf him. Yeah, we're getting good. Cool. I don't know. We'll see. We got a big one tonight. We've had trouble getting people to agree to be interviewed in our first choice for tonight's subreddit. Oh, what's the subreddit tonight?
Starting point is 00:25:55 I can't say I'm not allowed until we start because I don't want to, I don't want people to jump in there and fucking troll us. So we're never going to tell anybody where we're popping out. Smart. Yeah. Good idea. Yeah, keeps the mystery in it. Tonight at 8 o'clock, come join us. All right, Carl, let's move on to your favorite segment in mind.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Who are these creepos? That is correct. Who are these creepos? The segment that we do here on the creepoff, because we happen to know for a fact that we are the number one true crime show on the internet today, but there's a lot of true crime shows out there. So it seems like a bold statement to say that we are the best.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Yeah, but if you listen to one of them, You've heard them all, so we could pretty much lump them all and together. So what we've decided to do, Vinny, is to be very petty and prove that we're the best by reviewing every other true crime podcast one at a time. And today is no exception. Today. Oh, by the way, Alex, thanks for giving me the heads up on my creep this week. And also thanks to Master Shake on Twitter, who turned me on to Jonathan Lee Rich's Investigates. a YouTube channel with 35,000 subscribers.
Starting point is 00:27:07 And you're going to love what this guy does, many. I can't tell if it's the laziest show format ever made or way more work than it should be. Go ahead and play my first clip. We're going to go in order on these. So go ahead and start with number one. Hold on one second. I want to make sure I got turn off that auto play. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:27:29 I can't see the video. There we go. Hello everyone. This video is for education purposes only. I'm going to take you to the home of John Wayne Gacy. One of the most notorious serial killers in this country. Praying for the victims, praying for the victims families. Just want to show you where he live. Check it out. Let me know what you think. We support all victims of crimes. We say no to John Wayne Gacey. and people that do bad acts. So check this out right here. Hot take, dude. He looks like a healthier Josh Potter. Yeah, a little bit, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:13 All right. So this guy's wearing his press ball cap, and he's doing this for educational purposes. He wants us to know he does not endorse. He does it as a rape being and murdering young men and story them in a crawl's face. He thinks this is a bad thing, and he wants us to know that. But he also wants to educate him. us and how is you going to educate us many
Starting point is 00:28:36 by literally driving down a neighborhood street for two minutes now I'm not going to play that part of this because it's literally just the dash cam him driving down the street until he finally gets to a home and this is my next video here all right
Starting point is 00:28:51 John Wayne Gasey one of America's most notorious serial killers had his home right here in the 1970s it used to be 8-2-1-3 The house was demolished John Wayne Gasey
Starting point is 00:29:09 Killed 33 people What else you got? So, Vinny, he takes us to the house Except for it's not the house That house isn't there anymore But here's this other house You ever gone through the old neighborhood tour
Starting point is 00:29:24 With an old family member Like, oh, this is over here That park over there used to be your grandmother's house Like that's what this is That's what this is. It's so boring Except we have a media professional. But he's not what the fuck are these hats?
Starting point is 00:29:36 He's not from Chicago. He traveled to Chicago to make this video for us, Vinny. This six-minute video that's part of the investigates crime series that he does. I don't care for this nerd. All right. We all heard the name, John. Watch how quickly he runs out of things to talk about. So he's very excited to show us where John Wayne Gacy grew up.
Starting point is 00:29:59 So here's what his production value is, folks. it's a quick edit he switched hands with the camera yeah exactly yes on wayne gasey killer clown what else cannot believe in this neighborhood is very nice very very very nice neighborhood here let me send it around leave his home was here it got demolished okay so that's the extent of this video on John Wayne Gacy. Pretty exciting stuff. No. This is somebody's fucking house that lives there. I know. I love that he pulls up here. He's like, you guys have heard of John Wayne Gacy, right? John Wayne Gacy? Bad guy, right? Pretty bad guy. I do kind of hopefully, I wish that that tree in the front yard is just perpetually bare.
Starting point is 00:30:48 So everyone knows this is where the atrocities happened. It could be springtime when he filmed that. That tree just looks like October. I just can't imagine this poor family that lives here, constantly running out with a broom or something going Jonathan Lee Richards get the fuck out of my lawn Spray bottle I'm trying to tell you go shoot
Starting point is 00:31:07 on media I'm the press all right he's just switching the two hats off of his head as he's being chased away so now Vinnie we're going to head down to South Carolina for why are you familiar with
Starting point is 00:31:19 Alex Murdoch or Alex Murdoch as some people say so let's find out let's see the neighborhood where the courtroom is where he will be tried. Get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Get that the fuck out. Wayne Gacy used to live here. Oh, wait. Yeah, here we go. He's just pointing. He's just pointing at the courtroom. Jonathan Lee, Riches, investigate.
Starting point is 00:31:50 I am covering the Alex Murdov murder case. Alex Murdov is going to trial right here in the Culleton County Courthouse in South Carolina, and right there behind me is where he is going to most likely come in each day when he goes to court for his trial. It's exciting.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Actually, let me spin this around because I've been going around the entire building here, and this looks like this is the only logical entrance for him to come through. Right here. Looks like probably the vehicle, transport vehicle will pull in here. This is Walterboro. This is downtown Walterboro. Most likely it'll probably come right into here. Here's my favorite part here, everybody.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Watch this. Oh, Jesus Christ. He's acting how the gate being opened up so they can bring him in. I cannot believe this guy is for real. This video was nine minutes long. This video of him just walking around this courthouse Now we're gonna now take a little peek inside You can't bring your camera inside
Starting point is 00:33:04 There's some signs to say that But we are gonna take a peek through the window here In this next video Okay, let's go So anyone entering the courtroom We'll enter right through there For safety and security That's a good thing to have metal detectors
Starting point is 00:33:21 There's a parking map Letting people know about the parking in the area This guy leaves no stone on turn I listen listen Not an insult but this is like if Mint Salad did a true crime podcast Holy shit
Starting point is 00:33:39 This is very matter of fact information And then I have one more video He actually goes inside the courtroom Vinnie This is a whole separate video That's up on his his page Check this shit out This is a courthouse tourism with this asshole This is riveting
Starting point is 00:33:56 right here. Jonathan Lee Riches investigates this is inside the Colleton County courtroom where Alex Murdof faces trial for murdering his wife Maggie and his son Paul. Look at the inside the courtroom here. You see pillars, you see the defense table, the prosecution table. Media will be inside here covering the case and the presiding judge allowed live streaming to go on by media. Here is where the jury will sit. Now, I think Vinny, I want to go on record
Starting point is 00:34:34 as saying that Jonathan Lee Riches is doing a fantastic job. People should check out his channel and subscribe to it. And the reason I say that... I don't think that, Carl. Well, the reason why I say that, Vinny, is because, according to his wiki page, Jonathan Lee Riches is a convicted
Starting point is 00:34:49 fraudster known for many lawsuits he has filed in various United States district courts. Riches was, in incarcerated at Federal Medical Center, Lexington, Kentucky for wire fraud under the terms of a plea bargain. His release date was April 30th, 2012. He was arrested for violating his federal probation on December 2012. When he left the Eastern District of the state of Pennsylvania without permission, he allegedly drove to Connecticut and impersonated the uncle of Adam Lanzah, the shooter in the Sandy Hook Elementary School incident.
Starting point is 00:35:19 That nerd? This guy's a prankster. This guy makes Mike McDaniels look cool. Since January 8, 2006, he has filed over 2,600 lawsuits in federal district courts across the country. 2,600? He actually contacted the Guinness Book of World Records trying to be put in as having the most lawsuits ever filed. And the Guinness Book of World Records is like, yeah, we don't have that category. That's not a category that we have.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Well, then do I win? This one is, this one's a fun one, though, here. Some of Rich's defendants are not even persons subject to suit. these include Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party and the 13 tribes of Israel One lawsuit in which
Starting point is 00:36:02 George W. Bush was the first name defendant also includes another 783 defendants that cover 57 pages They include Plato, Nostradamus, Che Guevara, James Hoffa, various Buddhist monks, all survivors of the Holocaust, the Lincoln Memorial, the Eiffel Tower,
Starting point is 00:36:19 the USS Cole, the book Bain Kampf, the Garden of Eden, the Roman Empire, the Appalachian, the Appalachian Trail. You're not kidding, are you? Plymouth Rock, the Holy Grail, Nordic God, the dwarf planet Pluto,
Starting point is 00:36:31 and the entire three-mile island accidents. I heard Plymouth Rock has some deep pockets caught up. What the fuck is this? A number of his lawsuits have been dismissed as frivolous, malicious, or for failure to state a claim upon which relief could be granted. That little fucking nerd is doing this. He's a problem, Vinny. This guy's a problem.
Starting point is 00:36:51 But he likes to travel to places where, Maybe cool shit once happened or will happen. So there's that. Not only is this the most useless. Yeah. Fucking podcast idea ever, whatever this is that he's doing. He sucks. And he's just suing everyone.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Holy shit. He's suing inanimate objects. He's suing the fucking Eiffel Tower. He's suing the Eiffel Tower and the USS Cole. Good luck with that. Yeah, good luck get the money from the USS Cole. Good luck Jonathan Lee Riches. We're rooting for you, buddy.
Starting point is 00:37:24 We're on your side. All right. You got any more clips from this guy? No, that'll do it. But I think I summed up his show pretty well with that. Wow. That might be my favorite edition of who are these. I thought you liked that one.
Starting point is 00:37:36 I was watching this morning just going, is anything going to happen? What's going on? And then I'm going, he's suing everybody? 35,000 subscribers on YouTube. Listen, man, I'm going to say this right now. We need to keep an eye on this dude. I need to know what this guy's up to. Yes, agreed.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Thank you, Carl. I believe it means it's time for some voicemails. You're ready to get into it? Yeah, let's do it. From our friends in Syracuse. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse. The only city where you can feel playoff loss-level disappointment all year round. See you in Syracuse.
Starting point is 00:38:13 I see what you did. I thought it was funny. We got a lot of voicemails this week. So let's start with this one right here. Vinnie Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. Hey, Carl, you should do this. the eight hours in Gary, Indiana and take photos of yourself
Starting point is 00:38:28 on the depressing scavenger hunt because then you could turn around and make a part of your Carl's Facebook feed depressing Facebook feed segment on who are these socials. Start thinking efficiently, man. That's it is. Works smart, not hard. That's true.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Yep. Good idea. All right. Here's one from R-Pal. Tab. Hey guys, Tab from here's what I don't get. Vinnie, first off, I just want to say, thank you for all the extra Wednesday episodes. I've added two and a half hours of driving to my weekly commutes, and all this extra content is so great. And I know you're the one that's really fronting that because Carl sucks.
Starting point is 00:39:08 What the fuck? You know, we're talking about this whole, you have to drive to Gary, Indiana, driving from Rochester. You try to cop out by flying from Chicago. I got a better suggestion, Carl. You fly to St. Louis, and you and I drive up to Gary. Indiana. Now, St. Louis, the most dangerous city in America. We start our road trip from East St. Louis, the highest crime rate per capita in the United States. Okay. We cruise on up to Gary, Indiana. That way there's like an impartial person who can verify that Carl went to Gary, Indiana. And let's face it, you know, we want to punish Chris. We don't want to punish crows. We don't want to punish Andy. Says you. You're going to need that extra weekend free to fuck all of the fans. So, you know, who better to punish than me, complete fucking loser.
Starting point is 00:39:52 We can stream the whole way. Carl, you can rack up all those super chats. You know how fast I drive. It'll be like four hours there and back. We'll be just rocketing across America. Wait, your driving tab? Yes, I think people will like that. And then, you know, everyone can make sure you go.
Starting point is 00:40:06 And also, you know, St. Louis, we have a major league baseball team. We can go to a game after that. And for the fans, I know fuck all about sports. So it's not like the stream is just going to be talking about sports, because I can only carry on a conversation about sports for about as long as it takes me to change. This is a real hard sell tab. talking to someone's sister. So there you go.
Starting point is 00:40:23 Think about it, guys. Thank you, fuck you, bye. All right, that's a bad idea. That is an interesting option. That is interesting. I feel like if you have somebody with you who could supervise you, you have to do the driving, though. I was going to say, Tab loves driving. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Tab drove all the way to Tampa for road rage when I first met him. We were hanging out there. He drives all over the country. And is that count if I let him drive? No, you can't let him drive. You have to drive. Huh. All right.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Well, we'll have to talk about that. But at least you'll have company and someone who can document everything and who will post all the social media because I know you're not going to. Maybe we can put that to a vote or something to see if people are cool with me having tab drive. I'm still going to hear you drive tab. I don't think Tab's going to like that idea. I don't care. It's consequence. Oh, you don't care.
Starting point is 00:41:10 Okay. You want to punish Tab now. What are you? Yes, I want to punish everyone. Everyone's under my. I have a voicemail for us, buddy. Please. Carl, this is
Starting point is 00:41:19 This is what a creep off Denny He's a cow photographer You really hurt me with your words Last week I know you know who I am Yeah I know you remember what we look like
Starting point is 00:41:31 Because we spent that special evening Together in Nashville Yep Who But I know you're just playing your character So I forgive you I hope you guys have a great week Bye
Starting point is 00:41:42 Remember you let you smell his finger Come on Biddy You remember cow photographer Oh it smelled like Bidua all right selling milk oh la Vinnie and Carl what's up
Starting point is 00:41:58 this is Logan from LA I'm a new fan to the show I love it but Carl I've been familiar with you for a well because I'm a dickhead Vinny I love you you're the best bro
Starting point is 00:42:12 Vinny Winnie anyway sorry okay so here I got a couple ideas for the wheel one if it lands on this you got to watch all three of the Star Wars prequels in one day in a different language with no subtitles
Starting point is 00:42:29 and you're not allowed to have any kind of electrical device on you the whole time you're watching it's worse to watch it in English the other one he's not wrong you have to carry around an anime a male anime body pillow in a mall on a busy day weekend maybe for at least an hour
Starting point is 00:42:48 Yeah, it's not bad I think that's all I got But hey, you guys are great Vinnie come to Come to stand up in LA Okay, bye bye I would but they don't want me Carl, I like the body pillow idea
Starting point is 00:43:02 I like that too because That was really the essence Of what the Wheel of Conject Wets It's supposed to be It's supposed to be an embarrassing thing Is that supposed to take seven fucking days of your life It's not supposed to be something Where we're driving to Baltimore
Starting point is 00:43:14 And then Gary Indiana I think it has to be a mixture of all of them. I like that. I like that idea. I like that. It's humiliating and we can get some good footage of it. I like it. All right.
Starting point is 00:43:25 Let's add that to the wheel. Now, as far as watching the Star Wars prequels, I would rather kill myself, sir. But thank you for that suggestion. All right. So whoever this guy is, he called in a whole bunch of times. I'm only going to play one of these, I think. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Because I can't tell if this is a setup or not. I feel, remember those pay services when people would call into radio and people would do like their, for the radio hosts no but they would have the fake callers people would call in his fake callers oh okay i don't know this is just weird hey this message is not for viny winnie or a bag slapper this for lorenzo ariola hey listen i could have been a cousin's fucker too but i still joke about it my wife don't appreciate it but i love my cousin who don't love family you want to fuck your cousin no i don't i don't want to stick my dick in her you try to get in her bed
Starting point is 00:44:22 at the beach it's because i didn't know the room layout you're all right nowhere near the bathroom whatever he does ass to mouth what he's his cousin does ass to mouth yeah he left just a lot of messages he left this one too. What the fuck? Lorenzo is sweet. Okay. Here we go. It's the guy's a character.
Starting point is 00:44:52 I guess. Please call it. I need to know if that's legit or if you're... I want him to be my creep next week. What's the category? Creepiest caller? Yeah. Hey.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Let's go fuck Buffalo. Let's go bango. I say that as a Cowboys fan All right That was just a long thing I had to play the front Just to bother you
Starting point is 00:45:19 Cool Last one Carl Listen I'm gonna tell everybody right now If you enjoy Carl You need to listen to his second best show It's not to creep off His second best show
Starting point is 00:45:29 Is who are these socials And you can listen to that Thursday nights Right On the Who Are These Podcast Patriot Well no it's free It's on our YouTube channel Thursdays at 6 p.m.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Yes Okay very good I want to make sure you get that plug in here because someone left me a subreddit surfing message that I'm going to play. Great. And I'm not just looking to be cheap on the plugs. Hey, Vinnie, I just got around to watching
Starting point is 00:45:50 the first two episodes of suburb surfing. And, I mean, the first episode is a little bit rough, but I'm of the opinion that everything Lorenzo touches is gold. But the second episode, you got totally redeemed yourself. That was some of the most entertaining and interesting podcasting in the stories that these guys had to know. You got me to do more conspiracies about the subverts like that because that was solid gold man
Starting point is 00:46:13 you guys got a good thing going thank you fuck you bye calabunga yeah the ufology is always an interesting subject yeah tonight's gonna be so infuriating I kind of hope you tune in Carl because you're gonna be so annoyed well I will definitely check it out
Starting point is 00:46:28 I have band practice so I won't be watching a lot what do you have band practice there it is last voicemail I'm playing Carl Vinnie both of you need to upload the fucking bumpers, fingers, whatever the fuck you want to call them, the little jingles for every segment that you have,
Starting point is 00:46:45 all the Stumpstream songs, all the Who Are These Socials fucking songs, all the WATP songs, upload them somewhere on SoundCloud something. I need to hear these. I can't get them out of my head. Okay, but. Who are these YouTube videos?
Starting point is 00:46:59 Who are these YouTube videos? Oh, oh. I don't care for that. Whatever, it's why I played it. We actually, Carl, I got an email from Mr. Magenta this week. Oh, yeah? I did.
Starting point is 00:47:16 And this is what he said. Hey, Vinny, apparently podcast Hitman sent me another song from prison. Oh, sweet. Not sure how this keeps happening, but apparently he was pissed. Nobody else wanted to send songs for the suggested podcast Hitman parody contest. Okay. So he figured he'd do it himself. Enjoy and feel free to add this to the Carl's handcuff music list.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Here we go This is from Apparently podcast Hitman in Prison Great Can't wait I know you never met me But I don't know
Starting point is 00:47:51 Why all I want to do Is bust a nut in your eye All I know is that I love you And when I'm free I'll swim through your ass Like a fish in the sea I'm singing Follow me
Starting point is 00:48:07 and it'll be all right I'll be the one to fuck you in at night and if you want to leave I can guarantee I'll hunt you down and kill your family I'm not worried about the ring that you wear because if Carl don't know then Carl can't care
Starting point is 00:48:33 I'm feeling guilty as you watch me stare But please don't look ashamed And Jenny Don't be scared I'm singing Okay Okay Okay
Starting point is 00:48:45 Thank you Mr. Magenta Wow A little love song For my lovely Uh, nice Better than anything You ever wrote her True
Starting point is 00:48:53 That is probably true Yes Jenny rhymes with Denny's where I took you For a honeymoon Well you're a pretty good song You're pretty good songwriting yourself there Yeah look at you go
Starting point is 00:49:03 I'm prolific Hey I want to thank people For the superchats That are coming in Shulies anonymous and braceive and visit me at 1560 Fusion
Starting point is 00:49:14 we'll read those at the end keep those coming please we do appreciate on this very lovely super chat Monday it's beautiful out there celebrate with us it's beautiful here in sunny Rochester
Starting point is 00:49:25 and you're going to find out at DabbleCon in just two weeks get your tickets at WATP live now Carl are you ready for our favorite segment I am it's time for scum parade I'll hit the music.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Scum Parade. Take me on a rain of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum Parade, Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade, like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Scum parade. We're to start off in Colorado today, Carl. Sounds good. A Taco Bell in Colorado is under investigation after, quote, a problematic customer fell violently ill after he claimed his to-go order was laced with rat poison. Wait, rat poison is people poison? They should put that on the label, too, I would think. I wouldn't you just call it poison?
Starting point is 00:50:32 Who are these poison bag labelers? The customer who's not been identified and started vomiting after eating his burritos from the fast food store in Aurora on Saturday and called 911. He was rushed to the hospital where it was discovered he had adjusted, quote, copious amounts, said, quote, of the toxic chemical.
Starting point is 00:50:50 The Taco Bell store has denied the claims the customer order was laced by poison by the workers. The man was a regular who frequently caused problems at the store and once even threw a taco-hearted employee. According to store manager Larry Swift, earlier on the day the man was hospitalized, as police were called to the store due to an altercation between the customer and staff at the store's drive-thru. Yeah, this is what you call.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Don't shit where you eat. Be nice to the people who handle your food, idiots. Well, this motherfucker, here's the story, right? Yeah. They don't know who called 911 during the incident, but police who arrived at the drive-thru found a much calmer scene. They said that he was demanding something for free in return for being given plain water instead of his soda because the restaurant's CO2 carbonating machine was not working that. day. So this is a shitty Taco Bell. Correct. I
Starting point is 00:51:38 fucking can't stand that. You ever get a drink at the drive-thru? You drive while you put the straw on it and you go to taste in, it's fucking flat because they fucking CO2 is messed up. I don't drink soda at Taco Bell, but I'll trust you on this one. What do you get at Taco Bell? The frozen drinks?
Starting point is 00:51:55 Yes, I get fruity frozen drinks at Taco Bell. I assume. I'm just saying, I like to wash out a taco or two with White Clause. You know that, Vinny. You know a goes right with tag. If you look at the cup holder of my car, there's only what beverage you're going to find. It's white.
Starting point is 00:52:10 So, according to Deputy Bartman, this guy says, claims he went to chores around the house, sat down to watch 60 minutes on TV. Only once the show was over on 7 p.m. did the man eat his four fucking burritos that he order? This is where this guy's an asshole because he got four bean burritos gross already. And he waited over an hour to eat them. That's not how Taco Bell works, buddy. If you don't eat it immediately, throw it the fuck out. It's not meant to be in your system for more than 30 minutes total. Right.
Starting point is 00:52:45 From what I understand with Taco Bell. It goes through you pretty quick. But I also will say that I kind of suspect and expect poison to be in anything I order from Taco Bell. Well, yeah, I know. In this article, they say that officials reviewed security cam footage. And while they didn't see any evidence of poisoning, they also will never eat Taco Bell ever again. You don't want to be watching these people make this food.
Starting point is 00:53:09 So Taco Bell is denying it. This guy says they are. So either way we have a creep. We either have a creepy employee at the Taco Bell who decided to poison the fucking asshole at the drive-thru. Can I give you my uneducated takeout at here? This guy poisoned himself? No.
Starting point is 00:53:22 I think the employee definitely put rat poison in this guy's food and everyone at the store knows it. And they're all covering for him. Because the manager's just like, well, why would we even have poison around here? That's crazy. We don't have poison. that would be a terrible thing to bring it to a taco ball.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Of course we didn't do that. Meanwhile, they all hated this guy. He's a giant pain in the ass. Could be. There's always that guy. Yeah. And I root for that guy to get poison nine times out of nine, many. Hey, you know how I told you my brother's an asshole?
Starting point is 00:53:51 Yeah. Yeah, my brother's just a pain of the ass and everybody hates him. So my nephew works at a store out by where my brother lives. And he says everyone in the store, they go, we hate your uncle. Could you please ask him to stay? Stop coming in here. That's hilarious. But that's the thing, though.
Starting point is 00:54:07 I worked in restaurants. So I know this guy. And I fucking want him dead. So I totally understand putting a little rat poison in a bean burrito. And you know what? Could you imagine a kid? Maybe he hits to a kid and that kid dies. Whatever, there's going to be collateral damage with any of these types of things.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Hold on a second. This kid, whoever did the poisoning. Yes. Had to decide that whatever fucking minimum wage they're paying and whether it's $15 an hour or not. This job is frustrated. him to the point that he's willing to commit capital premeditated fucking murder
Starting point is 00:54:38 sure how many that's how frustrated this guy how many taco ball employees who wanted to want to commit capital murder are you kidding me have you been to a Taco Bell recently they're all capable of this they're all capable of this many
Starting point is 00:54:53 especially the women all right hey Carl I need you to do some do some research for me real quick because I don't have any fat checking I need you to find out how money pounds 22 stone and 13 pounds it's 308
Starting point is 00:55:07 It's okay 308 pounds And the 13 to that And we're up to 320 Yeah we're going over to England In case you didn't guess folks Whales specifically Yeah
Starting point is 00:55:18 We're going to go see a whale in Wales Oh no Kaley Titford Great name She weighed How many 308 pounds Well it said
Starting point is 00:55:32 It said 22 stones and 13 pounds. So that would be 321. Okay. So she weighed 321 when she died on October 2020 at her home in Newton Pows, Wales. And that's overweight for a teenager, right? It's not what they're supposed to be. Dude, when I saw Obie's teenager and then it wasn't in America, I'm like, whoa, I was not ready for this. A lot of twists and turns.
Starting point is 00:55:55 If you walk up to 325 next to me, I look Sveld. I don't know about that. come on the 16 year olds found lying amid soiled clothing and bed linens the crown court hurt Kayla's mom Sarah Lloyd-Jones 39 admits manslaughter by gross negligence but her dad Alan Titford denies the offense her teacher said she was funny and chatty but has become confined to her home after the coronavirus lockdown began in March 2020 now she has spina bifida Do you know what Spina Biffitt is? I don't.
Starting point is 00:56:33 So it's basically, do you ever see that movie Shallow Hal? Of course. And he's got the guy, his buddy with the crutches. Yeah. That's Spina Bifida. Okay. My cousin has it.
Starting point is 00:56:44 And my cousin is a jacked little Italian dude who's fucking tattooed up and he's got the crutches everywhere he goes. He just, he's fucking a jackd dude works out a lot. This girl is the exact opposite. Right. She's got the dead legs and the top half of them. her is like the three is the most heavy part of her right so she can't really get around at all because
Starting point is 00:57:06 her legs don't work so her legs don't work either yeah it's not just they don't they can't so they won't when paramedics arrived they found her lying on puppy pads with maggots and flies on her body and milk bottles filled with urine around her bed you know you'd think and i'm not a parent but you'd think you'd leave your kid around for a month but they'd be fine right well just Checking them on a month a month. It'd be all right. How do these people not care about their property value? Right.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Like, yeah, that place is going to stick. You're going to fumigate. It's going to be a whole thing. The smell was unbearable. I imagine. A rotting obese teenager. It's not a good smell. I wouldn't bet it is, Carl.
Starting point is 00:57:51 I wouldn't bet it is. Those maggots lucky she's not alive. They would have gotten eaten. The medical examiner said that her physical state suggested she had not properly washed in many weeks you got that no shit Sherlock drop anywhere there girl I mean I would have assumed that regardless no shit Sherlock no shit and her death you ready for this shit yeah it was caused by inflammation and infection in extensive areas of ulceration
Starting point is 00:58:19 arising from obesity and its complications sounds gnarly not a good way to go no so Mrs. Tidford denies manslaughter by gross negligence an alternative charge of causing or allowing the death of a child is what she's being charged with. She's basically getting a plea deal. The dad's like, I didn't do it. We're like, no shit. Nobody did anything.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Right, that's the whole point. Oh, I didn't do nothing. That's not a defense asshole. So the dad will probably go to jail. The trial will start on Thursday, I believe. Now, Carl. Yes. Daytona Beach, Florida.
Starting point is 00:58:53 Oh, I love Florida. We're playing all the hits today, kids. You got to get your shit together Why so many creepy bucks Don't stop hell going hot Maybe it's a swamp gas A plagiarian ophthalmated Uh huh huh
Starting point is 00:59:20 Come on for a gun A woman Fadley shot her terminally ill husband Inside a hospital we're going with the geriatric theme today Carl here's what happened here this is literally what happened
Starting point is 00:59:37 yeah they wouldn't put him down so Ma Kettle went out to the car and got the shotgun went back into the hospital and fucking barricaded herself in his room for four hours
Starting point is 00:59:47 after shooting and before she surrendered Ellen Gillen 76 told officers that her husband Jerry Gillen had been ill for some time and they planned the shooting together yes she wanted to put him out of his misery
Starting point is 00:59:58 yeah the hospital one do it. She's like, fine. Use a pillow. There are better ways to do it. I guess the guy didn't want to suffocate to death. But she's great at this. They should give her a job in an animal hospital immediately. Old Ellen's coming.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Yeah. She's like, which which ones do you want me to put down? She's holding the gun sideways. Which ones? This one? That one? No, no, no, no. She's 76 years old.
Starting point is 01:00:21 I can only imagine when she fired the shotgun. She went clear across the room. Like, yeah. a fucking shotgun carl that's pretty funny oh man after the shooting
Starting point is 01:00:37 her husband she came she didn't come out until about 3.30 p.m. after negotiating with the police a lot of the doctors and nurses and everybody had to evacuate the hospital so I'm just saying if you're going to kill him fucking just find a way to fucking kill him
Starting point is 01:00:51 don't fucking just shooting. This is a great way to kill him what are you talking about Vinny? This is an awesome story technically a great way to kill him this woman's a legend right now could you imagine this was your grandmother, I would be high-fiving her. Oh, you killed Grand Day with a gun. That's amazing.
Starting point is 01:01:05 Shotgun. I'm hungry, I'm deadly, I'm dilly, I'm ditty. Okay. Okay. All the hits today. Do you want to go out like that? You want Jen to shoot you in the face in the hospital? Yes.
Starting point is 01:01:33 I think that would be disruptive. It would ruin a lot of people's day. And that would be a great way to go out. Can you have, okay, if you decided to do this. Yeah. I love that you're like already planning it now. I'm not terminally ill, asshole. All right, hear me out.
Starting point is 01:01:47 All right, I'm listening. Here's what you do. Because Jenny's going to get in trouble. Right. Yeah, this lady's not like Scott Free. She murdered a dude. In a hospital, which is very dangerous. I imagine the bull.
Starting point is 01:01:58 could have gone through the wall and other patients were there. Yeah. It seems like a pretty reckless thing to do. Legendary, but reckless, yes. Certainly. So here's what I think you should do to top this. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:09 You get Jenny to load you into a wheelchair. Put a little party hat on you. Take you out to the nurses station. Then do it. Then go lock yourself back in the room. That's how you ruin days. You make them all watch it. I see what you're saying.
Starting point is 01:02:23 Okay. You want it to be more horrific. And you go, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And then you put your arms out like that, then she shoots you. We call it the aristocrats. Pa-p-paw. All right.
Starting point is 01:02:36 Santa Ana, California, Carl, a certified nursing assistant who worked at a Southern California group home for severely disabled patients has been sentenced to life at federal prison for committing multiple child exploitation crimes, including filming themselves sexually abusing several severely disabled children at the group home facility. I have a question about this, Vinnie. Yeah. Is severely disabled a category of CP? Because I'm not aware of the different categories people get off on.
Starting point is 01:03:04 You don't go to CPP.com? I don't. Oh. C.P. Pornhub, whatever it is. I'm wondering if that's more popular than Asian when it comes to CP people. Ooh, there's new severely disabled. Oh, Jesus Christ. Annally raping children.
Starting point is 01:03:21 Steve Jackson Rodriguez, 38 of Pomona was sentenced late Friday afternoon by the United States. District Court to life in prison. He pled guilty in September 22 to two counts of obtaining custody of a minor for the purpose of producing child pornography, five counts of production of child pornography, and one count of enticement of a minor to engage
Starting point is 01:03:41 in criminal sexual activity. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. Oh, it was from January 2016 to May 2020, Rodriguez produced sexually explicit images and videos with four minors, three of whom were severely disabled, patients being housed at the Inland Emmer
Starting point is 01:03:57 group home that employed Rodriguez. I have audio of him right after performing these sexual acts. Whoa, you got butt slam! Oh, ho, ho, ho. Oh, boy. He had some fun with it, at least.
Starting point is 01:04:13 One of the disabled victims was eight years old when Rodriguez began filming his illegal sexual conduct two years after he began abusing the victim. Rodriguez is going to jail forever, but in a related matter, the five-day trial,
Starting point is 01:04:28 co-defendants, Siredino Bagallion, 36, and Miguel Bacardo, 23 of Baldwin Park, to whom Rodriguez also sent the sexually explicit material he made with his victims.
Starting point is 01:04:41 Each one was found guilty of one counter-reced of child pornography and one counter-possession of child pornography. So he was fucking sending it to his buddies. Jacking it, jagged it,
Starting point is 01:04:51 jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, spikin it, smack. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. All right, sorry. So we're going to leave us you all on a down note this week. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:07 Yeah, that's not great. A bit of a bummer. But the good news is he's going to jail forever. We do have some Super Chats to read. I want to thank Mint Salad for the $10. Ace Presents, Happy Super Chat Monday. That's how you celebrate it, Mint. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:05:25 Thank you, man. The Visit Me of 1560 Fusion, Vinny, can you collab with my wife at DabbleCon? Yes, he will, sir. Yeah, certainly. Bracive says, you two should get podcaster hats. That's funny. That's not a bad idea. That should go on the wheel of cats.
Starting point is 01:05:43 I have to wear a podcaster hat everywhere you go. And then Shulies Anonymous says, I can't wait for DabbleCon. It's going to be a lot of fun to see you there in Rochester. We will see you there, Shulies Anonymous. Can't wait. That's going to be a very fun show. We have, of course, the stand-up spotlight Friday night. You're hosting that.
Starting point is 01:06:01 How are you feeling about hosting? I think it's going to be a lot of fun. I have a pretty good lineup of comedians to work with, so I don't have to take up too much time. I'll move things along. Okay. I know less of me is a good thing. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Less of me, more of you all. Hey, by the way, so let's talk about real quick the lineup of comedians. So we have Chrissy Mayer, Anthony Coomia, Yourself, Shulie Egar, Mike Morse, Reverend Bob Levy, Earl Skakel. Earl Skakel. And I'm hosting. I believe that's the entire lineup. That's a good show.
Starting point is 01:06:34 That's going to be a really good show. Absolutely. That's not the type of show they usually do with the club here. That's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah. It's going to be like New York City style. Everybody's up with 15 minutes and it moves quick. We all get 15?
Starting point is 01:06:46 Something like that. Awesome. Yeah. Something like that. Why would you think it was? No, the 15 is just about enough to air my grievances. Perfect. all right and then saturday february 4th in the afternoon 2 p.m we are doing a live who are these
Starting point is 01:07:01 podcasts i am not working the video on this i will not be in charge of that hey everybody good news guess who is that you vini all right live who these podcasts live uncle riko show with all of your favorites uh all over those shows and then uh that saturday night february 4th the first ever and last ever. Davy Award Ceremony. We're going out in style, baby. Dude, I, there's, there's some fun things being produced for this. We have some people who are chipping in. There's guys who used to do things for the Opin Anthony show back in the day. So I'm very excited about it. It's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah. So folks, if you have not decided on coming yet, reconsider. Yeah, do it. Get on it. WATP. Each of those events I just mentioned $25 will get you in.
Starting point is 01:07:48 There's also going to be a dabble battle. There's also going to be carry-up. yoke we're all be hanging out it's going to be a lot of fun so come come hang with us for dabblecott wATP live dot com and the other thing I wanted to tell you viny is that I was mapping out what we're going to be doing in Philadelphia April 22nd with the who are these podcasts
Starting point is 01:08:08 Dick Show crossover live event and we might have you and Vito both do a stand-up set at that show does Vito do stand-up? He does pretty good actually yeah oh good yeah why do Vito and I have to do stand-up because you're both going to be there okay i think we should have you're welcome we should have a fucking asshole i'm very excited okay i'm very excited i'm just wondering
Starting point is 01:08:31 i'm just thankful actually that we're not doing some type of like weird fat sidekick fucking feats of strength bullshit that dick came up with yeah we might we might we might do something like that i swear you i just don't want to end up in a circle we like everybody screaming ass do ass no this is this is the fun thing that we're going to do. Don't tell Vito this. Okay. We're just going to bring out pizzas out of the stage and put them just out of reach of you guys to see which one of you cracks first. There's no such thing is out of reach. Exactly. Yes. Subbies. Get the pizza. So also, Carl, before we get out of here, thank you everybody
Starting point is 01:09:11 for your super chats. Thank you all for your continued support on Patreon and Supercast. Where are you now get a weekly bonus episode from Carl and I every Wednesday morning. Midweek. week creeps carl that's correct those are a lot of fun we had uh lorenzo ariola join us my first time chatting with that fella now this week i have been trying to get this guy who wrote this post who claims to be podcast hitman's cellmate yeah yeah yeah i've got no response on this guy yet so i waited a week we're going to read it on wednesday show great we're also going to revisit the brian walsh case because holy shit is he dumb as fuck great and i got a story about the worst adopted parents i I have ever heard of in my fucking life.
Starting point is 01:09:53 So all of that and more this Wednesday morning on The Creepoff on Patreon and Supercast. Looking forward to that, many. All right, Carl. So it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia. Let's go home. Let's see why all the order to do is busting edge.
Starting point is 01:10:25 All I know is that blue and when I'm free I'll swim through your ass like a fish in the sea. Let's see that dick. Follow me and it'll be all right. Let's see that dick. I'll be the one to fuck you in at night. Let's see that dick. You want to leave if I can guarantee.
Starting point is 01:10:49 Let's see that dick. I'll hunt you. down and kill your family. Please clap. I'm not worried about the ring that you're going to wear. You know what I miss me? Because if Carl don't know, then Carl can't care. Please clap.
Starting point is 01:11:04 I'm feeling guilty as you watch me stare. But please don't look ashamed and Jenny, don't be scared. I'm singing, follow me and it'll be all right. Are you a bonner guy? I'll be the one to suck your clit at. Jets, you really are. Want to leave, if I can guarantee, I'll hunt you down and kill your family.
Starting point is 01:11:30 Boom, bum, bum. Please clap. Ciao, Bella. May your enemies be cursed in your podcast adventures. Ready.

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