The Creep Off - Episode 151: Shadows, Rumors & Guesses
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Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids.
Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups.
You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things.
I'm going to give the people what they want.
Sensation, horror, shock.
I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down.
Cuckoo!
Let's talk about math, baby.
Let's talk about a yes-a-ree.
Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things meth and see.
Let's talk about meth.
disgusting, vomit-inducing thing.
Ola!
Creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast.
The show about creeps by creeps.
For you, creeps.
I'm your host.
The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour.
The people's champion.
Vinnie Bolino.
And joining me, as always, the man that we love to hate.
It's hot Cucca, Carla.
What is happening, Vinnie Paulino?
Great to be back here with you here at this comedy club.
we just had our epic dabble con weekend and viny i got to tell you buddy you pulled it off man
don't give me credit for this whole thing well we had a good team of people working on it but there
was a ton of a v that needed to go uh go on without a hitch and uh you and the team pulled it off so
well i'm very happy that everyone is happy i can't wait for everyone to see the videos when they're
all finished up yep like i saw people giving you a lot of shit that we didn't live stream it right
but it wouldn't have been good if we live streamed it because we did have
there were a couple of things that were not configured in yet and if we had tried to
live stream it in the internet this fucking building sucks a dick let's not forget that
the internet's terrible yeah it's a very big building with very weak Wi-Fi in many
places yeah well I'm hardwired in and we have problems yeah exactly so that's why
that's why I'm like no we're not we're not going to try to live stream this we have a
three camera shoot you have already edited it on the fly so we'll be able to get that out this
week yeah I think everybody's really going to I hope
enjoy it. That's all I'm going to say.
Well, I know someone who's been enjoying the videos that's been coming out of Dabalcon.
That's our friend, Chad Zumach.
Yeah.
So we did a little Chad segment on WATP, and it's funny because Chad always said he doesn't listen to WATP.
He's explained this many times that we're not funny.
We're not as good at making fun of Suttering John, as Shulie and Bobar.
And yet somehow, he reached out to the guy who runs this club to complain about that guy, telling a couple stories about his interactions with him.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm hearing.
Funny how that works.
It almost seems like maybe Chad's paying a lot of attention to everything we say and do.
That's what it seems like to me.
Well, good morning, Chad.
Good morning, Chad.
Also, hi, Harpua 729, Dabble County in Florida next year.
That's a $2 super chat.
Today, listen, forget about Groundhog's Day.
That is come and gone.
Today's the most important day in early February because it is Super Chat Monday.
Wait a second.
and we're celebrating.
Way, I heard you don't read super chats.
Oh, who told you that bullshit?
Chad Zumak?
Because someone doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about.
I will read every super chat that comes in, Vinny.
Well, Carl, I am thrilled we get to do that.
Now, I got to tell you, folks, before we start today, I just want to say something.
Thank you for all listening to The Creepoff.
We really appreciate you.
Yeah.
You are the best listeners.
best fans. I've just been watching shit lately. And you guys are just always so cool and awesome.
So thank you for being awesome. I just had to tell you all I love you today. Yeah, no, they're a good
group. Have you gotten feedback? We're doing bonus shows every week now on Wednesdays. We had a great
one with Jim Florentine this last week. I got to think that the people on our Patreon and supercast
and backed by are happy with the additional content coming out. So they seem to be pretty happy with
it. Lots of great feedback on the Florentine episode. And I'm going to tell you what. Yeah, that was fun.
The way I think this is going to work, I really like having different guests in like every other episode.
So I'm working on the booking of this.
I'm going to do the bookings five minutes before each live show.
And we're going to see who we get.
Perfect.
No, I actually put out a couple of requests to people that you wouldn't normally expect to hear on the show that have expressed interest in doing it in the past that we haven't had on yet.
Interesting.
Okay.
So I'm hoping that we could make that work.
We should get Kaya out again, too.
Kai is very high on that list, but I got, we're going to get Kaya.
We love Kaya.
I'm working on something fun.
Cool.
Cool.
I love it.
Now, folks, let's talk about last week's episode.
Do we have to?
Sure, certainly we do.
Here is the score.
All right, so Vinny has 84 to my 71 votes.
Please.
It's going to make a pay.
Man, this is a huge deal of scoring down, right before the very eyes here.
Did you stop playing that?
Rappado
Vinhousing for the winhousing
Now Carl
Guess what that means
We take that down
And we pop up the new scoreboard
And let's see the score currently
All right
All right
All right
All right
All right
All right
Hey
Where was our Tucker Dixon recap?
He didn't send one
I didn't see one
Is Tucker out?
Must be
I don't know
No, Tucker, come back.
Tucker, we love you, pal.
But anyway, if we had heard a recap, you would know that once one of us gets to five points,
the other person has to spin the wheel of consequences.
And so I got to get on my game here and get some victories going.
I like the way things are going.
Do do, do up.
I'm so excited to be able to bring today's category to the show.
It is.
Long overdue.
I feel like every scum parade we get a little bit of taste.
this. It's amazing. We're not
addicted yet. We're going creepiest
meth enthusiasts today, folks. So that
means, let's talk
about meth, baby, let's talk
about a yes, sir, re. Let's talk
about all the bad things and the bad things
meth heads see. Let's talk
about meth. That is my favorite
drop. I want everyone to know that.
I walk in here to make coffee, and I just
walk up to the computer and hit that button to play
because it makes me laugh. So, Carl,
you brought a meth
enthusiast today? I sure did.
I also brought a meth enthusiast today, so why don't we ring that bell and get it going?
You're up first.
All right, folks, Reno, Nevada, circa 2014.
Jason Brown, the adopted son of some very affluent parents.
As a kid, he excelled academically and athletically in school.
Not the person you would expect to see to fall into the clutches of methamphetamine abuse, Carl.
It happens out of the best of them sometimes, everybody.
In fact, the good thing is, it comes out later at his trial.
And we're going to get there that his parents before this incident we're going to discuss
spent $100,000 in cash sending him to rehabs to get him off of meth.
Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.
I'm sure the family accountant was really thrilled with that.
Another rehab, really?
You know, we can't write this off.
Drugs are bad.
So, episode one of subreddit surfing, there's the plug.
We're going to be live tonight at 8 o'clock.
We talked to folks who used to use meth.
One of the lessons that I learned from this, Carl,
everybody that I spoke to who used to use meth, you know what they told me?
That it's amazing and they can't wait to try it again?
No, they go up.
Listen, man, I could quit whatever I want to.
Oh, interesting.
They all said that, and this was the thing, they all told me that meth was easy to quit.
I don't think that's true, Benny.
I don't think that's true.
I can be wrong.
Well, the users have it.
I mean, they used it.
I didn't.
I can't call them liars, but.
There's a track record that seems the math is not in their favor, is my point.
So I think that parents of this guy who spent $100,000 would also disagree.
But when we get to 2014, we are talking about a 24-year-old rich kid.
Okay.
That's who this is.
He's out on the lamb.
He's probably hanging out away from his parents because he's using meth.
And he is staying in a super eight motel.
I will say I do not like doing math with my parents. It's super annoying. So I get it.
They always just want to talk to me. Oh, God. It's nonstop. Can we just watch the movie?
Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to watch Shiddler's List again. I got a little pennant out that I'm holding in my hand.
Jesus Christ. What's up with the propeller beady, Carl, when you do that. It's weird.
So he was one of the guests of the hotel, Carl, who did that thing where he just leaves the dude.
not disturb sign on the door at all times.
Yeah.
Pretty good move, right?
On a bender, please do not disturb, sure.
Yeah.
That's at least quasi-considerate, but I assume.
They call that the Hunter Biden sign.
So that's known as.
I'm going to assume that it's a red flag to the people who work at the hotel, right?
Whenever they see someone who just like doesn't want the room cleaned at all.
Well, unless you're seeing hookers coming and going, then you're like, okay, good.
Then you know it's, we're fine.
But these just cooped up at the end of the week, sure.
The whole time, and that's not good.
Now, you expect to clean blood at a certain point.
So after a week or two that he's there.
Oh, boy.
The sign wasn't there one day.
Oh, good.
So the maid was like, all right, here we go.
And she walks into the room, Carl.
Yep.
And let me give you her account of it.
She said that she found the room covered in blood stains and dog limbs.
Dog limbs.
Dog limbs.
Wow.
She also found the head of a dog in the bathtub.
Okay.
Where there's limbs, there's usually a head, so that makes sense.
When the police officers arrived at the scene, they found the head of chihuahuas in the room refrigerator.
Interesting.
Okay.
Obviously, they call the police.
Unaware, Jason shows back up to the room and the cops look at him.
God damn it.
Where do my drops go?
I'm going to fix this in post.
Sorry, guys.
That's where the curb your enthusiasm music is going to play later.
Holy shit, I ruined that.
But he just books it.
He turns around, ruds the other way.
Cops chase him.
And when they catch him, he obviously has meth on him.
So he is arrested in charge with five felony counts of willful torture of animals
and one count of possession of a controlled substance, methamphetamine, obviously.
Now, what do they always say?
search when you have it on you and you have illegal drugs, they always look at your phone.
And guess what, guys?
Don't make videos of torturing animals, please.
What did you do?
Carl?
Yeah, you don't want to actually videotape your crimes.
I don't know why we have to keep explaining this to people.
It's like beating a goddamn dead chihuahua.
It is, yep.
Stop filming your crimes dubs.
Yes.
It's bad enough you're leaving evidence all over.
the place, but at least an attorney could come up with some ridiculous scheme.
All you fucking methods give me this story about how fucking productive you are on this shit.
You couldn't clean the room, dude.
Yeah, right.
Now, here's just, this broke my heart, this whole thing, because I was reading this story.
Alex sent me this.
And I was reading the story while I had my dog Sammy on my lap and I was just petting her and reading this.
And what I'm about to read to you folks is not great.
dog's not chihuahua it's a real dog yeah so keep that in mind she's a good girl and i would never chop her head off
and put it in a mini fridge of a fucking super eight motel the videos never say never minnie the video if i get
trimeth on the wheel who knows where we'll end up exactly they search his phone he had a lot of
videos the collection of videos were shot by him and two of his friends torturing and dismembering these
dogs. In court, they were submitted to the judge, detectives, and lawyers. He claimed to be
heavily under the influence of meth and had no recollection of what happened during the time
for the past two or three weeks. The video was played in the courtroom, and even though no one
was allowed to see it, except for the judge and the lawyers and him, several people who had
sold their dogs to Brown could hear the audio of the dog squealing in pain and also hear
the repeated sounds of knives and other metal blades clinking together dozens of times.
Jesus Christ.
Sometimes quickly and other times methodically.
The witnesses who sold the dogs were crying and sobbing at the sounds from the video.
In the video, Brown is heard saying, I'm making a jacket out of them.
No one told me there was going to be boasting.
Thanks, Walt Disney.
A friend mentioned that if he gets caught, he could go to prison for, quote,
like four years.
Oh, okay, sure.
His methad buddy's like, you know,
you get like four years for, you know,
what you're doing here, Jason.
And he's like, my parents will get a lawyer.
So.
Yeah, you ever been to Burlington Coat Factory?
Those coats are fucking expensive.
Dog coats everywhere.
Yeah, it's like, I'll just make my own.
Not paying these outrageous prices.
Pearly did Coat Factory prices.
Yeah.
Okay.
Dude, his friends are heard joking with him
about him possibly being caught for this
while they're filming it.
And he goes, if you go to a jury, oh, God.
Another friend said, the jury, people would show up at the trial and their service dogs,
they'd be like crying.
Yeah.
Correct.
Yeah, people would be pretty upset about this.
He went on to explain in the video how he would go on Craigslist and search ads with the words,
Pets Free.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
He also said, the little white chihuahuas are my favorite.
it. If I get one of those, they are coming to Jason's
House of Pain.
They are little rats, aren't they?
He went on to say,
They're a little rat like dogs.
What are your feelings on pugs?
Oh, pugs are cute.
Okay, well, you're going to love this, that.
He goes, pugs instead of barking,
Pugs sound like humans when you kill them.
You fucking know all about this shit.
They yell, he said, mimicking the noise.
you want to see he said let's try to get one of those for tonight this episode could be hard to listen to people who sold brown the dogs all said he looked normal with clean cut when he responded to their ads on craigslist oh he wasn't wearing his chihuahua pants when he was purchasing these dogs smart move that's probably a good move jason and the techno dog colored dream co
Jesus crazy
This is what he told people
One guy said he sold him a puppy for 40 bucks
And he said that he wanted a dog to hunt ducks with
And he said
Wait a second
Do chihuahuas hunt ducks
Is that a good duck hunting dog to have?
I don't know
I think he just had a white chihuahua on the wish list
When he said that
I don't know if all the dogs were chihuahuas
But they found chihuahua heads
A couple chihuahua heads
And they didn't say what the other one was in the bathtub
They didn't get into the breeds.
At least he didn't rape the dogs.
Do we know that?
Have you watched these videos?
Actually, we don't know that.
I'm pretty sure if it was in the video we know about it
because they put all this shit out already.
So here's some interesting facts.
Brown previously spoke up to a family friend
that he was having the urges of rage
and that he had even killed a friend's dog.
He also said the killing dogs made him feel,
hi the family friend went on to ask him if he was having these urges towards people brown said no dogs are good for now
for now okay good yeah now his lawyer was like listen your honor chihuahuas no that's not what he said he said
that brown i wasn't his attorney that's what i would have said
The lawyer said he needs to go to treatment for chronic depression and his long history of abuse.
And one psychiatrist, wow, my stutter's coming out hard today.
A psychiatrist described as the worst case of drug addiction she has ever seen.
Okay.
So this kid really, really, really liked math.
Well, and also torturing dogs.
Yeah.
He really gets off on that too.
So the judge wasn't having any of it.
and he said he was getting no leniency.
During the sentence,
and here's the quote from the judge,
those images I watched,
I will never forget.
The cruelty,
the sadism you exhibited is simply shocking.
He went on to say the part
that frightened me the most about the video
is that you produced them in the first place.
Yeah, pretty stupid.
That tells me,
you ought to go back and watch this again.
A trophy,
will. Of your
behavior, you
watched and
laughed with your friends, sir.
28 years in the Nevada State
prison. Now,
he was eligible for parole
in March of 2022.
They said, get the fuck back
in that jail, motherfucker.
And he's not eligible again until
2025. Tucker Dixon
had a good idea. Yeah, what's that? He should have just,
instead of having an attorney, just brought one of those fucking
Chihuahuas into the courtroom to yip the whole
fucking time.
Just let her run her out.
Yeah, people just like, oh my God, can somebody
please rip this fucking dog's legs off?
The bailiff tries to catch it.
It's running up to the tables.
I just think that
no dog deserves that.
This is just, this kid was fucking sick
in the head and he happened to
like meth. When you combine
those two things, you get a real
fucking creep and a meth head.
I think that's the access. This story
was almost so bad I didn't want
to do it. I think
that meth makes everybody crazy
I don't think you have to be a creep
to start off with I think you do enough meth
you'll do some stupid shit I had one
guy makes a bad decisions one of the guys
that we had on the show seemed like he was kinded
together and he was like a very
nice guy and like very rational
could have a conversation with you and he talked
about how like supposedly
meth wears off quicker than other drugs
and that like like
I don't know if that's true but then I thought about it
and I'm like these guys just keep smoking it
for days and it keeps them up right
So, like, the second they start to crash, you're like, oh, time for a pick me up.
So I don't know.
It just seems bad.
Don't do it.
Don't do meth.
Sorry for the hot take.
All right.
You ready for my creepiest meth head or meth enthusiast, whatever we're calling it?
I'm going to do my best.
All right.
I bring to you Lindsay Fiddler.
She's an Oklahoma woman who has been charged with felony child neglect.
Liddy Fiddler 26 was high on meth when she put her own new.
born daughter, Maggie May Trammell, in the washing machine with the dirty laundry and started
a washing cycle.
She was on the third day of a meth binge when she decided to put a 10-day-old baby into the
washing machine.
Okay.
And started out.
The baby was...
Is this like a PSA from the 70s?
The baby was in the washing machine for 40 minutes.
Don't smoke marijuana kids.
Because what Lindsay did is she immediately passed out.
she had finally had enough of being up for days puts the baby and starts the laundry takes a nap on a chair now the baby's great aunt ronda cashot was also in the house at the time and realized something was wrong when she saw fiddler passed out on a response about a chair with the child nowhere to be found after hearing a clunking noise coming from the washer she opened the lid to find the dead infant oh no i know she just heard dude dude that's the word
shock. That's like a movie fucking shock. I can see this being filled. Just hearing the
from the dryer in the basement or whatever the fuck it is. And she's just going, I wonder
what that noise is. She's asleep. She goes down the stairs, opens it up. And that she's just
oh. Yeah. You think? Holy shit. This is a 10-day-old baby, which was, by the way, because she was a
methad, and we'll get more into that, was born very tiny. Oh, so I did the cucklunk too loud.
Yeah, maybe a little bit too loud. She was a very tiny baby.
You know what?
Now it might be a fun time to do this because I was doing some research.
And there is a YouTube channel called Mr. Scary.
And Mr. Scary made a video about this.
He's has a pretty sick sense of humor in this guy.
Check this out.
You got it.
Oh, the video?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I thought you were playing audio.
No, no, no.
You got the video over there.
I'm the stupid idiot, everyone to catch an idiot.
Uh-oh.
Where's the audio?
There we go.
Someone starting up their whirlpool washing machine.
Children's toys.
Oh, and there's a little baby.
Oh, she's twirling around.
Oh, no.
Cauching baby inside.
Oh, man.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I'm sorry I blasting everybody's eardrums.
I'll fix it later.
Holy shit, Benny, when I was researching this,
this is the first,
this is how this video starts.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I like the little kid spinning.
Whoever made this should be a fan of the crepe on.
I want him on the show.
I'd book it Mr. Scary.
What the fuck's your deal, dude?
What's your deal, pal?
Under questioning, Lindsay Fiddler told police that she wrapped her daughter.
This is her?
Yeah, that's what she looks like.
This is our mom of the year.
She has two other kids, and this daughter...
She's got one of the oven.
The other one's in the microwave.
Literally, she has one of the oven.
Under questioning, Fiddler told police,
she wrapped her daughter in a blanket and gave her a pacifier,
but was unable to remember how the baby ended up in the washing machine
and went through an entire washing cycle.
She blamed Rhonda, the great aunt, who, by the way, is on morphine.
So you got a meth head in the house with another woman who's on morphine
and they're watching these kids.
And so there was argument on the 911 call.
What state is this?
This is in Oklahoma.
Okay, checks out.
There was argument on the 911 call about who placed the baby in the washing machine.
They're both accusing each other of doing it.
That's really funny.
Fiddler's dangerous drug habit spurred her relatives toward an unsuccessful attempt.
You know how I would settle if I was a 911 operator?
One, two, three.
Not it.
Yeah, right, no shit.
Fiddler's dangerous drug habit spurred her relatives toward an unsuccessful attempt to have her parental rights stripped when she was four months pregnant.
She was arrested for drug possession at four months.
But this is not Fiddler's first running with the law.
She had previously been convicted of larceny and assault and battery and has received numerous traffic violations for speeding, driving without a license, and failing to put her other kids in child safety seats.
These kids are just flopping around the scar.
Methods don't have time for safety seats for infants.
Oh, God.
I imagine that's one of the first telltale signs of meth.
We take some risks in this family, kids.
All right.
That's how we're going to have fun with life.
That and when their cheekbones poke the officer in the eye,
because they're all fucking skeleton people.
Fiddler, it is a good way to lose weight,
which is why I am considering it.
Anyone who came here this weekend knows I could probably use a good meth binger, too.
Everybody told me I looked great.
And for the way you described me,
They're like, Jesus Christ, what is this?
It's only because you were next to Cardiff, that you don't look as much like a potato.
Oh, man.
Anthony Coomy and I had an interesting conversation with him in your basement.
Yeah, I'd Cardiff over to my basement.
And, of course, the funniest thing was I go, hey, do you want my address?
He's like, oh, no, I know it.
That's right.
This is the ass who used to post photos of my fucking kitchen and basement on the internet.
Don't call Cardiff names.
I mean, you know, before he became the endearing potato that he is today.
Yeah, he came in hot.
He came in a hot potato, didn't it?
He sure did, yeah.
What was your conversation with?
No, I cannot tell you what is the information that we learned,
but it was just like we were both like,
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Oh, all right.
We'll want to talk after, I guess.
Yeah.
If you don't want to spill the beans here.
Never.
All right, so Fiddler is now serving a 15-year sentence
for manslaughter and child neglect.
Before Maggie May died,
the Washington County Office of the State Department of Human Services
had received five reports about Fiddler.
Each alleged neglect or abuse related to drug use.
One of these reports came the day Maggie Mae was born.
So 10 days before this, but child welfare workers
included.
It's not a good track record with that baby.
No.
No wonder she fucking 10 days later lost it in the washing machine.
Dude, the day she was born, the state was trying to intervene and take these children
away.
But child welfare workers concluded Maggie May and two older siblings were safe and the
Fiddler was willing to work on her parenting services.
Okay.
And I just want to, so you showed our creep here, Lindsay Fiddler.
Yeah.
What show the 10-day-old baby, the daughter.
There's a little Maggie May.
Well, she looks like she needed a bath.
Yeah, she sure got one.
40 minutes of just spinning around and around.
You know, this problem could have been solved by that old home economics test,
where they would give the kid the egg to take home for a week.
Sure.
Or the bag of flour or whatever.
Meth heads are really bad with that.
They never bring the egg back in one piece.
You ever try to glue an egg back?
You never get the yolk off the shelf.
You need a lot of meth to get that.
Fantastic.
Take place.
So anyway, that is my creep.
Vote for who you thought brought.
Whoa.
Vote for who you thought brought the bigger meth creep at our subreddit.
And you can get a link to that from the creepoff.com.
Absolutely.
The subreddit is our slash the creep off.
Go figure.
Makes sense
Yeah
I learned how to say it right
Good
Look at B applied myself
Okay Carl
I guess that means it's time
For some
Who are these creepos
That's correct mini
Who are these creepos
This is a new segment on the show
And the reason why we do this
Is because we believe
Hold on
Let me start over again
We know for a fact
Get it right
That we are the number one
True Crime podcast on the internet
We need to get a flavor, flave, yeah, boy, drop for right there.
Yeah, boy.
That's it.
So we are the number one true crime podcast.
And we can say that all we want.
People might say, I don't know, there's probably other shows that are just as good, if not better.
And I say, oh, really?
Oh, really.
You're looking for an argument, aren't you, mister?
You think maybe there's another show just as good as this one?
You're sure this is the road you want to go to outside?
Yeah, you really think that's true?
Not even close, my friend, and we'll prove it by breaking down a different true crime show every single episode and proving that our show is superior to other true crime podcasts.
It's so not hard.
It's like the easiest thing we do on the show.
It actually is.
So there's a guy who podcasts, he has a lot of podcasts, and he loves true crime.
He loves the true crime genre.
And we actually covered one of his podcasts in an earlier episode.
Okay.
But that was an older podcast he did.
This is a newer one.
Are we bringing who I think we're bringing it right now?
It's called Of Monsters and Mad Men.
This episode came out October 11th, 2022.
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And listen to this podcast to really paint a picture for us.
We're going to hear about how a KFC in Texas closes.
This Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant in Kilgore, Texas, had been open for business.
Closing time was fast approaching, the last customers finishing their meals.
The staff were beginning the process of closing down and cleaning all the food stations.
Soon enough, they'd be on their way home.
Yeah, we know how it works.
I like that finally, Patty Seek, as I should mention, this is Patrick Michael's hosting this show of Monsters of Mad Men.
finding there's something he knows about closing down a fast food restaurant
he has to provide every detail he can
there were fewer people eating there they started cleaning things up
they were getting ready to close it we know and I had to clean the slicer
yes it was closing time we get it
it's Arby's he worked at right he was an Arby's guy yeah
it was a little bit too much for him though
he had a hard time with that Arby's
I can't handle that corporate life he didn't get the promotion
and his buddy did get a promotion even though they started at the same time
many it's very frustrating
what's the promotion to um the slicer i guess i don't know starting on the friator well well here's
the deal we're going to have to make it we're going to make uh we're going to make charlie over here
the assistant manager patrick michael i know that might be upsetting to you but he also didn't
bash a 14 year old's head in so you know we're going to promote yeah so there's that he gets
to be a key holder so there's that all right so by the way those things in your ears smell horrible
yeah the customers don't want you near the food anymore so now you have to mop yeah the gauges
I mean it already sounds like shit it's in arby's and you get those fucking smelly gauges not helping at all sir
they're in my nose right now I can smell them from here god um people start doing Patrick michael are
I need sting glides from his ears yes good point that's something that we've been missing yes he's brought
that up his ears are quite smelly I think that's why he owns all those headphones
because it was smelly ears
I think he said that
Holy shit
Is that why it's the headphones
I think he wears him one time
And he's like
Oh he's reek
You gotta get a new pair of headphones
Now maybe wash your fucking head
No just get disposable headphones
Okay
That's also a solution
Well it's really hard to do
With those nine podcasts
You have to record
In a day
I'm gonna stop doing laundry
And just burn my clothes
Just get new ones every time
That seems like a good solution too
Why not
That's what my wife does
We got a big charpit in the back
I'm still wearing it
I know
every fall
the underwear perch
All right
Come on over
We roast a pig
So now he's going to tell us
Because there's a lot of details
About this restaurant closing down
And who's still at the restaurant
Most of them were employees
Or former employees
While Monty Landers was a friend of Joey Johnson and David
He came by to visit his friends
But none of them could have expected
What was about to happen?
Whoa!
none of them could have expected what was about to happen, Vinnie.
Are you ready for this?
Are you excited about what's about to happen?
At the KFC, at closing time?
Yep.
What could it be?
He's setting it up.
Let's find out.
What happened next?
It's still a mystery.
Oh, okay.
Great.
So we don't even know.
Cool.
But they did clean the counters, yes?
Yeah, I think the counters were clean, if I'm not mistaken.
But something happened, we don't know what it was.
And they didn't know what it was going to be.
And we still don't know what it was,
that they didn't know what was going to happen that was unexpected.
Can I guess that the transition is?
But here is what we do know.
Well, let's find out because now we're going to talk about how apparently they were phoning
in to corporate how much money they had in the register.
That's something they have to do at the end of the night.
Okay.
And these guys walk in these three guys walk into the store.
Hey there, fellas.
And we don't have any more fried chicken.
We're closed.
Yeah.
And they overhear them saying like, wow, we made like $3,000 or whatever.
you know, amazing amount of money in 1983, a KFC is pulling down.
We don't know whether or not they had planned what had happened next.
Or were they just inspired by the money?
Wait a second.
He doesn't know if these people who came here to rob a KFC had planned to rob the KFC
or if they just walked in and went, hey, they have money here?
Should we kill everyone to take that money?
That seems like a good plan.
They were inspired by that $3,000.
They're like, we should start killing everyone, right?
Yeah.
That sounds smart.
You can never underestimate criminals.
They do stuff like that.
They see the opportunity and they take it.
They get inspired.
Yeah.
Trust me, Patty.
They had planned this out.
This was planned.
So this is the dumbest thing he says in this episode, which anytime you can point out a
dumb thing Patrick Michael says, it's always a lot of fun.
But the next day, the local.
police found a murder scene.
The bodies were fresh, and they were located near an oil field on County Road 232.
Their blood had dried, and flies were beginning to swarm.
The smell carried through the breeze with nothing in the way to hinder it.
And right away, the police officers who found the bodies knew something was wrong.
Hold on, so many things.
I saw many things.
First off, flies in dried blood, fresh for fucking Arby's.
It started with fresh, and now it already stinks and there's flies around.
Like, wait, what?
But my favorite, let me play this again.
This is my favorite line.
Oh, I know what it is.
A police lover locks up, finds five dead bodies.
They all were shot execution style in the back of the head.
And right away, the police officers who found the bodies knew something was wrong.
No shit, Sherlock.
No shit.
Hey, guys, see these dead bodies over here?
I don't think they were here yesterday.
Something's wrong.
This is not the normal decor.
Oh, God damn, I love this kid.
I just love this kid.
Isn't he great?
You know what?
That might go on my list with Nancy Grace.
I might have to subscribe to this.
I'm already newer episodes?
This is the newest one.
Oh, October.
He'll get around to do it again in the spring.
February.
And then he put another one out in October.
And I always wonder, like, how does he even keep track of which shows are still going and not still
going.
I don't know how he gets inspired to sit down and record podcasts at a time on some of these
older shows.
Well, it's very simple.
If someone commented on it, the show is immediately abandoned.
True.
Yes, as long as no one's listening, he'll continue to put out new content for you.
So three of the victims were like 19, 20 years old, but two of them were in their 30s.
You had Mary Tyler, who has children at home.
And then, get this.
The name of the other woman who was killed is Opie Hughes.
they killed the wrong opi so here's my prediction of what happened since nobody knows here's what
really happened okay anthony set a terminator from the past from the future to the past
to take care of to gregg opi hughes yes right but the sky net fucking tried to follow him
yeah and sky net got the wrong it was using the chat j peat take
This poor woman.
Scott, I was using J. Pite.
She didn't deserve this.
This woman didn't deserve this.
So Mary Tyler has children at home.
When they investigated her background, they found that Mary had been a mother of three, working in KFC to pay off the bills.
Suddenly, her kids no longer had a mother.
It was a difficult phone call for them to make.
How do you know?
Were you there for it?
Maybe the guy was like, oh my God, can I call her kids?
Let me call her kids.
No, no, no, I want to call her.
I have the audio.
All right, let's get it.
Come on, guys.
They're fighting for the phone.
They're just babbling it.
I'm just curious who the phone call was to and why.
Yeah, yeah, and usually when someone's mom dies, it's not really fun to have to tell them the news.
Here's how that went, 1983.
Is your mother Mary Tyler?
Yes.
She ain't coming home, kid.
Yeah.
File some paperwork with the city.
You'll find your new parent.
Everyone is looking forward to having a home-hooked meal tonight.
take one step forward not so fast all right so this this right here is just more fucking nonsense
because it sounds like patty's reading a wiki page or something because i looked forward to
to see if he was just following a script obviously not i think that he came up with this one
on his own eventually police began to cast their net wider and wider but it was ground to a
halt nothing they did seemed to lead them to answers all they encountered were shadowed
shadows, rumors, and just guesses, none of that would stick in court.
No shit, Sherlock! No shit!
All they encountered were shadows, rumors, and guesses.
This is a police investigation.
Who are these police officers?
How are they trying to investigate shadows?
That's what I like to know.
What the fuck is that?
He's like, by the way, just so you guys know, I mean, you can take a guess at who did this crime, but that's not going to work in court.
Your Honor, we're guessing, it's this guy right here.
I could guess who wrote this script.
Come on, yeah, right?
The dubby with the ear gauges.
Shadows, what did they say?
Shadows, rumors, and guesses is what they had to go on.
That's the name of this episode.
Shadows, rumors, and guesses.
That should be the name of his new podcast.
Quite frankly, I checked that out.
So basically what happened was 20-something years later,
they found DNA evidence from guys who were already in prison.
doing life for other crimes,
and they were able to put this on them.
Now, they never found the third guy,
because there was a third guy,
and these guys both claimed it was the third guy.
Because he went back to the future.
He thought his mission was completed.
Ah, yes, you're right.
It probably was a Terminator robot.
That's a good point,
because these guys claims they weren't the ones
that pulled the trigger that this other guy did,
and they wouldn't give up the name.
Are you ready for an M-night Shammalam type of twist on this story, Vinny?
Is it completely stupid and pointless?
But in the end, there was a strange twist.
One of Texas's worst unsolved murders had finally been solved.
Pinkerton and Hartsfeld delivered a warning as they were carted away from court.
They said that a third man had been there that night.
He had been the one that actually killed the victims.
He was also the one that assaulted Mary Tyler.
That's why neither Pinkerton nor Hartsfeld matched with the DNA found on the assaulted victim.
This other man was still out there.
but they would not reveal his name
and as of this day
the man behind the Kentucky Fried Chicken Massacre
might still be walking free
for most people in Kilgore however
this case
is now in the past
It's now in the past
It's 40 years ago yes
It's still in the past for everybody
It's how time works
So many good names for this episode
Come out of this fucking idiot smell
The pastime works
So anyway, that wasn't a twist at all.
He's just like, yeah, you know, there's probably a third guy they never convicted.
And also, there was 40 years ago.
So if there is a third guy, I doubt I should be afraid of him.
The 70-year-old man walked around going, I should tell you about the time I went to that KFC.
And we got off with $2,700 that day.
I have a coupon for two buckets as he's in the KFC.
Just saying, I remember when I shot every one of one of these places once.
Dude, basically what happened was five people were taken from a KFC driven 15,
miles shot execution style and patty seecups found a way to make that the most boring thing
i've ever heard in my life i fell asleep listening to this 15 minute long podcast holy
shit you really can i remember when i did the 12 hour live stream and i was listening to his original one
yep oh my god he just it's so much and he's so bad at true crime podcasts i want to just make sure
we bring this up because of last week people hated that fucking show you brought last week and they
were mad at you for bringing it.
Yeah.
But I want to defend you for a second.
Because one of the biggest true crime podcasts on the planet is last podcast on the left.
Sure.
And they do these shows.
They do shows about the ghosts and shit like that.
They don't do that stuff.
But like a lot of these podcasts for some reason think that ghosts and shit are true crime.
Oh yeah.
Petty Seacom says that all the time.
He has shows.
They're like, well, there's ghost stories, but there's also true crime.
But there's also like, okay.
Right.
But he's not the only one who does this.
Correct.
many of these fucking shows do it. Full body chills was the one we did last week. Yeah. Apparently,
people found that very annoying. Dude, that is awful and should never been made. True.
All right. I think we've proven it once again. Although, we're better than Penny C C Cups. Thanks, Carl.
The creepop is the best. Yeah, wait, look, at one at the time, we got to prove that we are the best true crime show on the internet.
It's true. He did make a nomination, didn't he? We did. Yep. All right. So I guess it's time for some voicemails.
The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.
At Syracuse, we're so happy that it was announced that we are the site of the new Last of Us theme park.
The best part is, we don't have to change anything.
They're just going to put up a sign.
See you in Syracuse.
You know, I met some very lovely people from Syracuse at the shows this past weekend.
Did they try to bite you?
They did not.
Good.
They had enough money to get into the shows.
I was impressed by that
They seemed human
They spoke English
Maybe I was wrong about Syracuse
Vinny is what I'm trying to say
Hey before we hit those voicemails real quick
Cardiff Electric
$2.79 Canadian cents
Suburite surfing 8pm-ish tonight
Yes
And also mince salad
$5 thank you mint
I personally wouldn't put a baby
In any kind of washing machine
Good good on you meant
That's very good
Everybody knows
Babies like the dryer
It's soothing
No, wait.
Are you supposed to put it on top of the dryer or in?
I don't know.
I don't know what you're referring to there, but I've heard the people put their babies like in the things because like the vibration from the dryer.
Oh, no, no, put them right inside the dryer.
Okay.
Yeah, they like the warmth.
Don't forget fabric softener.
It's a fun ride.
Oh, dude.
One of the articles I found out nice and soft smelling like laughing.
One of the articles I found about Lindsay Fiddler was, this is the headline.
Lindsay Fiddler may be a meth head, but at least she does the laundry.
Okay.
Well, I was going to say that too, but I didn't say it.
Because, like, my guy, they walk into this room and he's got fucking puppy blood all over the walls.
Yeah, he's been cleaning up after himself.
At least she's like trying to clean.
Just, oh, willy-nilly.
Okay, I'm not saying she's mom of the year, but at least she was trying to get some laundry done.
Well, I mean, compared to this guy.
During her bender.
Can't even take care of a dog.
All right.
Let's, um, let's do some.
voice mails certainly carl let me pop the voicemail box open here we go
the fucking thought i was calling the fucking boner line
who am i calling the fucking creep up
well
you don't need to have me on
I'm the almost cousin fucker
jenny juniors
got wet
whenever I
hit her up so
you know
don't say shit for attention
it's all in your court
Paul's in whose court
was that Larento Ariola
I don't think it was.
Didn't he say it was the almost cousin fucker?
Well, wasn't that the guy who caught a left us a voicemail or his, like, chick was yowling at him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's not the boner line, sir.
The boner line on the Drew and Mike show.
All right.
I did a bad job this week.
I figured it out, buddy.
Okay.
Now, folks, we opened it up on Twitter.
Thanks for fucking Mike, Vinny, are starting to sound like Carl.
Fuck you.
Don't call me back.
What a good dude today.
I guess he kind of got both of us with that one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it wasn't great.
All right, here we go.
You call this a motherfucking creep, honey?
Oh, my God.
I mean, I hate to say this, but I'm going to have to actually go vote.
Vinny?
I've never voted for the creep off before, but I may have to go vote for the club-footed buck-tooth
fucking retard least.
Your vote didn't matter.
Your vote didn't matter.
What the fuck, Jenny?
Dude didn't do anything.
He fucking jerked off in his buddy's bathroom.
And he did the P-Pot on video.
Okay.
And?
Thank you.
Okay.
That's what I was trying to say.
Yes.
He jack hammered his asshole with his friend's wife's dildo in their bathroom.
For vote.
And then put it back.
You already won.
Stop it.
I mean, I just have to say, do I have to spell this out for you guys?
Why he was a creep?
All right.
Here's a little plug about something I want to bring up again for a second.
Hey, this one's actually business.
That whole back by you guys need to send that to Adam Curry.
That's actually something I want to support.
Hell, I want to help.
All right.
I'll email you.
I'll look for your email, man.
I actually saw Dick Matterson reached out to Adam Curry directly.
Oh, great.
About it, because, yeah, Adam Curry's been on this podcasting 2.0
and trying to decentralize podcasting and making sure that nothing ever gets censored by our overlords.
Folks, that's where you could find us, backed up by.
And we have some very nice placement on their site.
I was actually really, really happy to see that.
It was very nice.
Nice.
on their featured podcast page just look for the big bright green slime logo so dick still likes you
he hasn't uh realized what a creep you are yet that's good to know yeah yeah yeah so let's see if we
got any more here a lot of people yelling to me about subreddit surfing oh yeah yeah like they're mad
because we didn't have an rsss feed oh right but we just got the rsss feed out this past week so
if you want to find that please check it out you're using anchor dot fm carter set it up that's why it took so
long.
Okay.
But here's the thing.
Yeah, yeah, what's the thing?
His thought was, with the new Spotify app, when you use Anchor, they will put the video
directly into the app too.
Oh, do they really with Anchor?
Yeah.
And only with Anchor.
No shit.
Yeah.
So we're going to give that a shot.
See how it goes.
So we want with Anchor.
That's the answer.
Yeah, because everybody needs to be able to watch subreddit surfing.
Nobody should watch Subreddit surfing.
Everyone has to stay.
There is a fucking Vinny.
Of anything I've ever done,
it does have the best visual element.
I mean, Cardiff's a lot of fun to watch.
The potato, yeah.
We got a potato.
And then when fucking people show up wearing dog masks and shit.
Yeah, that's good point.
We have two guests lined up for tonight.
Nice.
So it should be fun.
Okay, kids.
Enough of that shit.
Are you ready for a scum parade, Carl?
I am, buddy.
Skull parade.
Take me on a raid of these fuck charades
that these creeps have made.
Scum parade
Vinny and Carl
Gonna tell you about some fuck shit
This dude is fucking corny
Scum parade
Like stories of a kid
fucked by his mom or dad
Soaking up the blood of a cat
Scum parade
That's fascinating
Please go on
Carl
Yes sir
Can you do me a favor
Yeah what do you need
You got one of those old school
Bangor Scum parade themes
Just sitting on that board
I do, yeah.
Hit one of those for me, would you?
All right.
Watch out for the scum parade.
Oh, no, it's the scum parade.
Oh, no, it's a scum parade.
Look out for the scum parade.
Making me stay.
Day.
All right.
Why do we need two scum parade, sogs?
Stalling, and I just needed one to.
I loved it.
I wanted to hear it.
Got you, buddy.
It does make my day.
Don't tell the truth and then the lie.
It doesn't work that way, but all right, I got you.
I don't want to be a liar.
I got you.
I did want to hear it.
So we're going to go to Osaka Japan, Carl.
Now, we just got our very first conveyor belt sushi restaurant.
We did.
I haven't been there yet, but I want to check it out.
Yeah, get there before me.
Be my advice.
Okay.
Yeah.
Why, you like these creeps in Japan?
No, but I would never do what they do, and I'm disgusted.
I almost moved to Chicago because they had a conveyor about sushi place that I really liked.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, God damn, yeah.
You moved to cities because of a restaurant.
I was thought about it.
That checks out.
That story actually does check out.
I thought about it.
I'm fucking, I have the epitome of that John Panette bit.
Oh, man, with bottom of the stomach, close the place down.
Yeah.
God rest his soul.
You know what?
He seemed like such a healthy guy.
I'm surprised.
Can I tell you a funny story?
Yeah.
When I did the Syracuse Funnybone bragging, there was a, the MC gave me a very interesting brag as we were sitting here in the bad green room.
He goes, you know, I've been to this club, and this is great to be at this club.
I've been doing comedy for a long time.
Are you familiar with the comedian John Panette?
And I looked at him and said, yes, I am.
and he goes he and I struck up a bit of a friendship you know and I am not exaggerating he dropped
John Panette that he was a very nice man and then he talked to him after a show once okay
and he told me that story over seven minutes was he also a very large man no no okay it was just
a weird thing that happened to me I sat there and watched this man tell me this comedy's a weird
business folks. That's a weird name drop. It was one of the weirdest things. And it was like
a couple months ago, Carl. We're talking a couple months ago. You, Florentine and I were texting
each other from the other side of the room. We're going, is this man serious? Drop! That's how
you do it, sir. Now, what's going on in Japan, though, many? I don't know. The operator
of a major sushi restaurant chain, sushi shiro, which is a conveyor belt sushi restaurant.
Yeah, it sure is.
I'm fucking joking.
I got it.
They had to close it temporarily.
They had to close their conveyor belts to specifically ordered food for
customers only because they found that a customer had been sitting there and licking
the unused cups and utensils in sushi as it was going down the conveyor belt.
He's just shoving everything in his mouth and then putting it back out the conveyor.
And what's funny is that it's at this restaurant was like, oh my gosh, we found this out.
And so we're going to change what we're doing and how we're doing it.
No, no, no.
somebody videotape this guy doing it and millions and millions of people have watched that in Japan.
Yeah.
And this place is a chain.
So they're all over Japan.
And it's like, people are like, oh, I don't think I want to eat there anymore.
That looks really gross.
So now it's ruined for everybody because of one bad apple.
Dude, can I tell you a quick fun story?
Please.
I'm fucking tell terrible stories today, please.
There's a restaurant here in Rochester called Mammasons.
Oh, yeah.
One of Wees' favorite.
I love Mammasons too.
But you remember the original location downtown?
Yep.
on the corner university there.
I was there.
I can't remember why I was in the back,
but I was there for a meeting or something.
We were in the back in the kitchen.
And there was now,
Mama sounds is not Japanese.
I think it's Vietnamese.
Yeah.
But there was a woman in the back cutting up,
and I'm not making this up.
That's why Wees liked it so much.
Cutting up vegetables on the floor.
Just sitting on the floor,
cross-legged on the gross disgusting.
It wasn't like a clean area or anything like that.
Just chopping up vegetables around that floor.
And I was like, oh, wow.
This is like one of the floor.
of the restaurants that people
like praise in Rochester
and I'm like, this is disgusting.
Yeah, that's called authentic.
Yeah, I think you might be right about that.
Wow.
Yeah, so that turned up.
I have eaten at Mavisat since then,
but you know, the newer locations look nice, but
Carl.
Yeah, so I just want to
fool me once.
I just want to point out.
Fool me once, Carl.
You could probably make a viral video.
I mean, if anyone was actually,
if you don't take me what was going on
the back of restaurants or
what customers are doing, I mean, I'm sure we can get
a lot of Arby shut down as well.
You know what I would like to do?
I would love to do an episode one day of just, I know,
if you're a restaurant worker and you listen to the show, right?
Please, leave us a voice to all the most fucked up
that you've ever heard that happened in your kitchen.
Yeah.
And I would love to do an episode where we play these.
And if you tell the truth and you're good,
here's what I'm going to do for you.
If you tell real stories and you don't bullshit us
and you leave us the voicemail.
and I will give you one of our brand new
I got a really great prize
I could start giving away Carl
Oh what's that?
I could give out
free Supercast subscription
Oh okay
So you can check out
They let me do that
That's cool
So if you tell us a real story
I will give you
What if they're already a subscriber
To our Patreon or Supercast
I just want real true stories
So I'm trying to solicit
And trying to have a carrot
And by the way
Vinnie keeps saying the stories have to be true
I'll just tell you my policy on it.
Most entertaining stories win.
Yeah, just saw some great stories about working at restaurants.
You know, I'll give one to whoever gives us the best story.
How's that?
Sounds good.
Okay.
I've worked in restaurants for a long time, so...
What's the worst thing you ever saw in a restaurant?
People cutting up vegetables on the floor at Mabasants.
By far.
That was the worst.
That was not good.
Holy shit.
So anyway, so what was this creep?
Japanese men are always...
ruining it for the rest of us. I swear to Christ.
Carl, the Super Bowl is coming up this week. Who do you like?
Well, you know what? I don't know. I don't know. I don't think that Kansas City should have gotten in.
I think there were a lot of blown calls in that AOC championship game, so I guess I'm going Philly.
Well, they're going to have a harder time this week because Eagles rookie guard Josh Sills was indicted on rape and kidnapping charges in Ohio last week.
Have you heard about this?
The 24-year-old Stills engaged in sexual activity that was not consensual
and held the victim against her will an alleged incident that occurred in Ohio, December 5th, 2019.
Yeah, right.
So why is this coming up now?
Moving fast, guys, moving fast.
Prosecutors said in a release on the Ohio Attorney General's website that Sills allegedly
forced a woman to perform oral sex on him.
for approximately 20 minutes in his truck around 2 a.m.
until he, quote, did his thing, end quote.
This resulted in the woman sustaining bruising in the back of her throat,
her inner lip, her right ear, and on the back of her left knee.
I don't think this guy knows how blowjobs were.
That is some blowjob right there.
I got to say offensive line that are dumb.
Bruising a girl's right ear during a blow job.
That's hard to do, I think.
It's impressive.
Police said they took photos of the alleged victims.
injuries in the report the woman said Stills had given her, I'm sorry, Sills had given her and her cousin a ride back to her cousin's home from a local cafe. The woman and Sills, who were both 21 years old at the same time, knew each other for approximately seven to eight years and attended high school together. That's what Sills allegedly attempted to kiss her before grabbing her by the neck and throwing her down on the seat. The woman said Sills allegedly unbuttoned her pants and became groping her while she told him to stop repeatedly. So, listen.
Nothing, nothing.
Don't do that.
I'm sorry, honey.
I can't make out anything that you're saying right now.
I'm sorry.
Do you want to turn up the radio?
No problem.
Yeah.
You'll know when it's over.
Jesus.
You'll know.
So something tells me, because this happened four years ago,
and now it's coming out for whatever reason
or before the Super Bowl,
and this guy's not allowed to pride us with the team
or travel with the team.
I have a feeling that this same allegation came out about Jalen Hertz.
He'd be playing in the Super Bowl.
he'd be with the team.
This guy's just not very good.
He doesn't even start.
Wow.
This whole story, she said that he grabbed her by the back of her neck, pulled her on top of him and said, quote,
You're doing this and you're not leaving until you're done.
Right.
Wow.
Nobody wants a half a blow job, Minnie.
That's a job not well done.
Yeah.
And you're not a very good rapist.
If all you can do is get her to kiss the tip.
right like look and I'm not going to knock
you can't brag about that in the locker room
of the Philadelphia Eagles
this might be the creep off but I mean
you're not going to be proud
Talley Jalen hurts about the time a girl
fucking kind of nuzzled it with her nose
yeah it's true
yeah he's on the commissioners exempt list
so he's fucked
he's not playing the Super Bowl
and you know he's a rookie
if this turns out to be not the case
he was a walk-on
he, I think he's played like in two games, like on special teams or something.
It's his old career.
I mean, this is not a big deal for the Eagles.
Although it would be funny if he was there at the Super Bowl,
given the heart sign like DeMar Hamlin was doing.
Oh, look at who's here.
It's Josh Sills.
He's here in the building, everybody, rooting out his teammates.
And where's his date?
Oh, there she is.
He's down in his life.
We found her.
Just doing this.
Yeah, that was one of the funny things.
a Chrissy said. She's like, I used to think that's how
I knew a guy liked me. He put his hand on top
my head and pushed down. I didn't even think
the state was going well.
A New Jersey man admittedly paid a
hit man $20,000 of Bitcoin
to kill a 14 year old.
Oh boy. And a bid to prevent it
from testing about their
exchange of explicit photos,
prosecutors said. A gentleman
by the name of John Mushback pled guilty
on Thursday in Camden Federal Court to an indictment
charging him with one count
of knowingly and intentionally
using and causing another to use a facility
of interstate and
foreign commerce. The internet with
the intent that a murder be committed.
That's the technical
statute. Now, Vinny,
think about this. You have a 14-year-old
kid who's about to testify
that you were sending
and receiving naked photos.
And all of a sudden, he gets
assassinated.
Unless this 14-year-old has made a lot of
enemies in his short life,
don't you think there's going to be some
fingers being pointed at the guy who is about to go to court against this kid?
And who is this hit man?
How is he going to kill a 14 year old?
Is he used a garage on the bus?
What the fuck are you going to do?
Yeah.
You know what?
I have to tell you,
this sucks,
but sometimes when you hire an assassin on the dark web,
these assholes just take your money without having any intention of killing a teenager for you.
Oh,
you don't say.
Yeah.
I bet you know what else they do?
Because it's untraceable,
just send it to the fucking FBI to fuck you over.
I bet you might do that too.
Yeah, it's a real bummer.
that dark web. It's not always on your side.
Fucking people are so goddamn stupid.
A little bit, yeah.
Yeah, he's accused of trading lewd images and video with the teen, who was 13 years old
living in New York in the summer of 2015.
An investigation was launched after the parents learned of the inappropriate contact,
and he was arrested in March of 2016 on child pornography charges.
Who's that old guy over there?
Uncle Paul.
Uncle Paul.
with the creepy old guy staring
Uncle Paul
Now he's coming over here
Slowly limping down the hall
It's too late now
Cause here comes Uncle Paul
Let me show you how to make a big boy
Love you
Jesus Christ
You know
I forgot about the last part of that
I forgot about the gentleman
Make a bow
You make a big boy
Love you
Jesus Christ snort
He's a great character
Oh, my God.
So he repeatedly communicated with the administrators of a murder for hire website on the dark web, as Carl said.
Yeah.
Now, the guy's only 31 years old.
So he's not like an old guy.
He wasn't, you know, I don't want to misrepresent here.
He was only half his age.
I was going to say, he's not an old guy, but he was trying to fuck a 13-year-old.
So, I mean, it's kind of too old for that.
So he asked if the 14-year-old was too young to target, and upon hearing that the age was not a problem paid approximately 40 bitcoins.
for the hit.
Could you imagine they're like, sir, we have a strict policy here.
We will only murder people who are 18 and older.
That's ridiculous he would ask us to do such a thing.
So I love this because he got caught because of this whole thing, but he's such a
fucking Karen too.
When pressed for an additional $5,000 to secure the hit, because you were already stupid
enough to send him 20.
Most Mike eventually sought to cancel and asked for a refund of his $20,000.
What a fucking idiot.
What, never mind.
I'll just take my money back, sir.
How do I process a refund?
I don't see anything here.
Usually there's a terms of service on the bottom.
I want to speak with your supervisor, please.
Can I speak with your supervisor?
I'm getting very bad customer support.
He's facing a maximum of 10 years in prison and a fine of at least 250 grand.
He couldn't kill a 14-year-old on his own.
Pussy.
Yeah, come on, man.
Stepping up.
All right.
Austin, Texas, Carl.
Yes.
Hold on.
I need to find this one.
This is important for this story.
I'm having a hard time today, guys.
I'm so fucking tired.
Aw, poor Vinnie.
Man, poor me.
Poor Vinnie Paulino.
He's doing his AV stuff all day on Saturday.
Oh.
I had to watch those guys.
Parking orders at ESO.
Little bitch, do as you're told.
Here we go.
Also, Stuc Joe D.
was in the chat and thank us for a very fun. He did in there.
Very fun weekend. He was great. I'm going to tell you something.
ESO. Yep.
And Stutjo Depot. Yep.
MVP. Those guys are incredible. And I also want to say, I know every, I hope everything's going well for you down there.
Stutjo Depot, man. Ruding for you. Hope everything goes well and smooth.
Great guy. Now, here we go.
Ooh, it's a lady
A 37-year-old woman was sentenced to 55 years in prison.
Okay.
They don't just hand out 55 here prison sentences lightly.
Yeah, she wasn't done something heinous.
She certainly did.
Okay.
She pled guilty to killing her close friend in order to steal her baby and pass the child off as her own.
I see?
Megan Fierramucha pled guilty to murder Thursday.
February 2nd, it was subsequently sentenced over five decades behind bars.
Now, well, at least she waited for the baby to be born because we did a story on here
with a woman who killed another woman that she knew and ripped the baby out of her
before she gave birth in order to get the kid.
This girl is at least patient enough to be like, oh, wait for her to get birth to the kid,
and then I'll take her out and steal the baby.
Fucking disgusting.
This whole thing is wild because we're going to get, we're to go through this because
the whole situation is great.
December 12th, 2019, she was, this is what she's sentenced for the kidnapping and killing of her close friend, Heidi Breschard, by his fixiation.
She took her daughter, Margo, Carrie.
Now, Brassard died from ligature strangulation and her body was found in the trunk of a Faramuska's car at a home near Houston.
Now, they found the body of her friend in her trunk seven days later.
Yep.
Well, this lady's a new mom.
She's busy.
No, that's true.
Good point.
No offense, Vinnie, but I am going to unload your body out of my car within hours of killing you.
You are going right into a lake somewhere.
Yeah, and your fucking shocks are fucked.
No fucking way.
I want you in my car for seven days.
Even if you were alive and just breathing, that would be disgusting.
But a dead person decomposing in a car for seven days.
What are you doing?
I've let you in my car.
Yeah, you'd keep my dead body in your car?
Thanks, buddy.
Oh, fuck no.
I take it all back.
I'm much better.
than that. The body would never be in my vehicle.
But, I mean, did this woman have a plan?
What the fuck? How do you keep a dead body in your car
in your trunk for seven days? You gotta have a plan.
I don't think she really had this whole thing figured out.
No, I guess not.
Now, they found the daughter Margo,
who was three weeks old at the time,
inside her home and okay.
Now,
Faramuska told police she was pregnant,
and she was due around the same time as Roussard.
She reportedly lived with her ex-boyfriend,
and she said she'd get her.
birth, well, he was away at the beach.
Yes.
Hey, guess what happened while you were at the beach today?
New baby, check it out.
Don't drive the car or something.
How did you get birth to a three-week-old baby?
It doesn't matter.
Because you wrecked my vagina.
I don't know.
The ex-boyfriend, however, told investigators he never saw Faramuski's bare stomach during
her supposed pregnancy.
Faramuska reportedly told investigators she had the baby in Woodland's
Texas. When a law
enforcement officer showed Faramusk's ex a photo
of Margo, he reportedly replied
That's the baby of my
house.
Yeah.
Yes.
So
they met at a church camp
and had best friends since they were 10 years old.
Never trust anyone you meet a church.
Amen.
Hey Vinnie, can I give you a programming note real quick?
Yeah, please.
Scoreboard spell wrong on our scoreboard.
Oh, so retarded.
Sorry.
I'm the most retarded person in the world.
I just delete it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No problem.
All right.
It is still super chat Monday.
I did make that super fast.
Yeah, I can tell.
It is still super chat Monday.
If anybody wants to get in their super chats,
thanks to everyone who made it out this past week.
I know there's a few people who are hanging out watching the show right now who are here on Friday and Saturday.
What a fucking amazing weekend that was.
I think we pulled it off.
buddy what do you think i think our work here is done caro we nailed everything all right honestly buddy
you and shooley did good the tech team did good everybody who came was happy
i just am glad it's over i'm so fucking thrilled it's over yep i'm happy to have it behind us
and now we're looking forward to i was talking about doing the show with you today sorry oh
well i'm also looking forward to that being over with great because i'm gearing up for the wATP
Dick Show crossover in Philadelphia on April 22nd Live.Dick.
Dot show is where you can get your tickets for that event.
It's a very cool venue and it's going to be a great time.
Nick Arcade is going to be there.
Vito Giswaldi is going to be there.
Me and Vinny, producer Chris.
We're going to have a whole crew out there doing shows, doing live shows.
And of course, the crossover with the Dick Show in WATP.
The City of Brotherly Love, man.
And we're hoping the show and the audio engineer makes it out.
Everyone started putting pressure on him, please.
He wouldn't come to that?
Is he too busy?
What's his deal?
He's too busy.
He's working all the fucking time.
Apparently they're churning out a lot of cartoons out there in L.A.
And so he's very busy with that.
All right.
Well, folks, you heard that.
Get your tickets.
Dick Show live.
Live.dick.
Dot, dot, show.
Live.
Dot, dick.
Dot show.
I am ready to be done, Carl.
So it's nice to be important.
It's more important to be nice.
Gagia.
I don't care
I don't care
Fuck I found it
God damn it
I don't know.
