The Creep Off - Episode 153: Women, You Just Can't Beat Them!

Episode Date: February 20, 2023

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another edition of your favorite true crime podcast the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps Carl full disclosure yeah we're recording this after the episode you're about to hear so we know what's going to happen in this episode yeah it's exciting yeah aliens take carl no don't tell them so we had some technical problems the audio at the beginning the show is a little messed up so we're recording this just let you know that we're going to start the show towards the beginning but it's going to be a little bit different than normal vini's not had a good day today folks. Be kind. Bees. Go easy on them. All right. Enjoy the show already in progress.

We'll fucking self-hap. This is a fun start. We're professional podcasters, everybody. I have never been, I have never been this annoyed with everything in my life. Which is surprising because I've been doing the show with you for over two years and you get annoyed. you've been known to get a little annoyed from time to time and I'm talking like annoyed like the pizza comes and it's cold annoyed

like super annoyed why are we doing that now why are you trying to do sorry I'm sorry to me to bring up past memories all right so you won the the creepiest couple from last week is I don't believe yeah I don't care anymore that means you won the creep off this round you have five to two all the joy has been robbed from my soul

congratulations you get to spin the fucking wheel I hope I spin move the the spin to the other person. Well, I have great news for you. I added a new category. Did you? Because we had to take off Gary, Indiana. Right. So what did you put on there? You're going to love it, Carl. It is Winner's Choice.

Winner's Choice, huh? Winner's Choice. It seems natural. I thought we had a great idea that came in. Yeah, but I like Winner's Choice better because here's why. Because if you land on Winner's Choice and I get to pick, you're going to have a really, really long car trip because here's what's going to happen. Oh, boy. You're going to go to Gary, Indiana.

first, right? And then you're going to have to drive to Baltimore to go to Tom Meyer's restaurant on your way back up to Rochester. Just calling my shot now. So you didn't actually add a category. You just doubled up drive to Baltimore or something I told you I'm not going to do. There's just two of those now. Okay. Good job, Vinnie. Well, you always can, again, you know, you could decline and then I could pick something else. Okay. And that will become, you know, the two-hour handcuff punishment where you're going to have to listen to a song, the same song over and over again for two hours.

And we'll find out if the bills still make you want to shout. Carl. God damn. If that's the song, holy shit, I'll become a Giants fan so fast. There's so many good things that can happen today, even though things started so badly. New York football giants, baby. So we decided this week we were going to do

a category that we have not touched on that I feel like is way overdue. Creepiest clerk. Now, when you think creepiest clerk, some people think that can mean a lot of stuff. We're talking convenience stores, gas stations, like retail clerk, basically. Yes, Carl? Yeah, of course. And this was hard to research because it turns out the creeps in these scenarios are oftentimes the customer and not so much the store clerk.

So much harder of a category than I thought. Because every time you look up, you know, clerk arrested, you get someone murdered clerk arrested. yes there's a lot of that they're like the ensign rickies of retail they die on every away mission yeah these convenience store clerks they're dropping all over town at least they're paid well though so they got that going for them what a shit job that is I mean bullet collector should be your fucking name it should be the job title it should not be retail retail associate or whatever the fuck they call them you open up the handbook it's like all right just always remember this get out of the way.

Yeah. Just get out of the way. If they have a gun, you know. Get out of the way. You know, say a quick prayer. Yep. I don't know, man. I wouldn't, I've never worked in a gas station.

I had a good friend who did. And it was the funniest thing. He had a real bad run of luck, this guy. And he gets this job working at this gas station. And he calls me one day. And he goes, I got fired. And I'm like, why he goes, I didn't realize they had cameras in there. And I'm like, what do you mean?

You didn't realize he had cameras there. He's like, oh, no, they never let me in the back room. I just had to stay out there and do the stuff. But he literally was walking into the cooler and just like taking cases of beer and then walking it out to his trunk and putting it in his trunk and walking back in there. I thought you're going to tell me he was jerking off or something. So I mean, that's not as embarrassing. No, he's just robbing the place.

He goes, Vinny, they watched me have like a food spree. I was just walking down the aisle taking granola bars and eating them. It's hilarious. Hey, wow, what a dumb idiot. Oh, he is a dumb idiot. Yeah, it's really unintelligent. He's done some time. He's done some time.

One of the people I researched that I almost brought was a woman who stole $50,000 worth of lottery tickets over months of time, just grabbing rolls of scratchers and scratching off. It's like the months to find her. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. Because, I mean, you could go turn those in anywhere. You know what I mean? But the other problem is I was talking to a guy, like recently with all the breakings, like the one we had at the Carlson.

I was starting to one guy who worked at a liquor store and they took a lot of the lottery tickets, like the unused lottery tickets, the scratchers. Yeah. And he says, we now New York State gives us. like a list of what we have. So the numbers are, like the number of each lottery ticket was reported stolen. So if those people like win and they go to put them in, they're going to figure out. They don't have the ink packs in there? Yeah. There's no ink packs. When you steal the lottery tickets? One of the things I noticed while I was researching. I'm sure you noticed the same thing is that people are like these clerks are also constantly going postal on customers. That does happen

from time to time. There was one story and I didn't choose it, but there was a woman who somebody broke a jar of salsa in the store. She dropped a jar of salsa and went out to her car and got a gun and started shooting at the woman. I feel like she was probably having a day like you're having today. That was just like the final straw, right? Yeah, man. I got to clean salsa now. Fuck this. I swear to God. Anybody says anything to be outside of this door today. Oh, good God. Carl, are you ready to do this competition? Let's do this thing, Vinnie. We're going to start over. We're going to reset. We're at 0.0. I have to spin the wheel

before the end of the show. But right now we're at 0.0. Vinnie won the last one, so he gets to start and present his creepiest clerk. Let's hear it. I don't even want to now. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to talk about a case that made

national headlines in 1979. We, of course, are talking about a young boy who wasn't missing named Eaton Pates. Now, Eaton was six years old. He lived in Manhattan. And he had a very exciting day. on May 25th, 1979, Carl. Okay.

Now, keep in mind, this is a six-year-old. His parents decided that he was a big enough boy to walk himself to the school bus. Yeah, that wasn't uncommon back then. It was not uncommon back then. But you know what? It's very uncommon now. Sure.

Would you like to know why it's uncommon now? Seems like something you wouldn't do, but back then, everyone did it. Yeah. The reason it's uncommon now is because of my creep today, a gentleman by the name of Pedro Hernandez. now his parents julian stanley reported him missing uh his after school when he didn't come home his teachers at the school noticed he wasn't there didn't report it to the principal

didn't do anything because back then nobody gave a fuck about any of this stuff yeah nobody thought lunatics were on the loose but the detectives started you know show up missing case looking for the kid this kid straight up disappeared no one had any idea so he was stolen by a magician is what you're telling me. This is 1979. Was it Pem? There's not cameras everywhere the way they are now. This kid's just fucking straight up gone.

David Blair? How was this kid disappearing? Well. Yes. This case was set cold from 1979 to 2012, Carl. Burr. Very cold. New York Police Commissioner on May 24th, 2012 announced that a man was in custody

that it implicated himself in the disappearance of Young Eaton. Who's that old guy over there? That man was 51-year-old Pedro Hernandez might creep today. Now, in 2002, his brother-in-law, Jose, reached out to the police, and they said he believed that Hernandez, who was Lopez's brother-in-law, was responsible for the disappearance of Eaton Pates. Now, at the time when he went missing. What a nark! What a tattletale! It's so many years have passed now. Why are you tattel-tale? I'm about to tell you something truly fucked up. Pedro Hernandez was 18 years old when Eaton went missing, okay?

And it turns out that Pedro Hernandez confessed to doing this decades ago. So great police work. But guess where he did it? Guess where he confessed. Oh, I would guess in a church, to a priest. To a church group of men, to a men's group at church. Okay. And none of them.

Well, they probably forgave them, right? fucking assholes here's the story he was at this church in Camden it's basically a charismatic church and he confessed this in a men's group to his spiritual

leaders and a bunch of other men that are in this group together and said that he strangled a child in New York no one in the group said anything after this the family all had a big powwow and decided to keep their fucking mouth shut.

You would think that like one person would stand up and just say, Hey, that's fucked up. Yeah, the brother-in-law. Yeah, that's true. Who in 2012 is like talking to his wife and his wife. Yeah, yeah, well, he said he's straggled a kid back in the, what? What did you do? He lost it.

He was like, I can't believe this. And he told what told everybody. He told the cops. So when the cops arrest this guy, they go. Is there a statute of limitations on this? On murder? Absolutely not. On murder, no. Okay. So they go to the priest, the guy or the preacher who was in charge us.

Would you like to know what this fucking dickhead said? He said the reason he didn't go to the detectives was because Hernandez did not confess to me in a one-on-one setting. What an asshole! He told everybody, so I don't know why I was supposed to do it, I guess. Right. Fucking dickhead. So the cops obviously question him. And Carl, I would like to play for.

you, a videotaped discussion of what happened to Young Eaton. Okay. Would you like to hear from the horse's mouth? Oh, I bet this is going to be fun. Enjoy kids. This won't be nightmarish at all. I hope you all feels bad as I do inside today. Was he ever around the store in another time?

I never seen that kid in my life. Mm-hmm. Okay. You were working at the store for how long before this happened? I'm going to fast forward a little bit. I'm not sure. Year, two years. And you would...

Todd Pates never came into the store. I never seen him. You never saw him in the store? You never saw him in the store? I never seen him before. You had never seen him before? Never. Mm-hmm.

When you did see him, how long was he standing there before you... Before you approached him? Five minutes. And were you watching him? Were you going up and down the stairs? Okay, so this kid is just standing by the front of this bodega, and this 18-year-old kid who works there is bringing up sodas from the basement. During these five minutes.

I went to the store, put the sodas in the store, come back out. And I stand in front of the store, and there he was in the front of the store. Mm-hmm. Then I approached him and I asked him if you wanted something to drink. He didn't answer me. He nodded his head. I went down to the basement. He followed me to the basement.

And whatever happened there is choked him. It was something that just happened like quick. Did you hear that? Never saw the kid in my life. Just happens. You know, he'd follow you down the stairs. I was like, you want a soda? We walked down the stairs and I just fucking decide to strangle him.

Carl, so this kid just went completely missing. Nobody had any idea what happened to him. Yes. Would you like to know what he did with the body? What do they do? There you go. Something smart, obviously. Then when I shocked him, I started shaking.

And there was a plastic bag and a box. Where did he came from? I do not know. It was thick. So I put him inside the bag. Then I tied the bag with the same bag. I put him inside the box. It was like a banana box, something.

The specifics are important. What kind of box was it? It was cardboard bags. I put him up on my shoulder. I cutting him out at the store. Out to like a block away, a block and a half. a block and a half away from the store I took him I put him like a block and a half away

and I walked back to the store and I started working just like nothing then when I shocked him that's right he went through the kid in the trash and then he went back to work well yeah you don't be suspicious obviously I'm sorry that was so long

but that really crawled me out of my skin today doesn't really seem to have a motive or an explanation for it. He's like, I don't know. The kid came downstairs. I killed him, threw him in a bag, watched him a block away, and what about my day? What else you want to know? Carl, this is the, this was the end to a story that was very, very big. And the reason why I decided to tell this one today, some fun facts I left out. In 1983, President Ronald Reagan, I've heard of him, declared May 25th, National Missing Children's Day in honor of Eaton Pate on the day he disappeared. Did you know that?

It was for this fucking kid. I don't celebrate missing persons day or missing children day. It's not a big holiday in my family. Yeah, no, we don't picnic. We don't get together. Aren't you like the namla guys? Don't you put on pink? They go running around?

No, we don't. Okay. So then check this out. Ethan Pate was also the first kid. And here's a picture of them. The first kid that they put on the side of a milk carton who went missing. Oh, how did that work out? They find him?

No. This is working so well. Let's keep putting more kids on milk cartons. No one ever found him. Yeah, obviously. Gone. But my creep today is a guy for no reason murdered a six-year-old and then just went back to work at his job and his fucking bodega. Hey.

That's my creepiest clerk. Vinny, that's a great presentation. I want to say we forgot that because of all the technical issues we were having, we forgot that today is Super Chat Monday, a very important holiday, even more important than missing kids day. I believe that it was Reagan, though. who started Super Chat Monday as a tradition in this country. And I want to thank. Oh, yes, Super Chat Monday. Bees-Nichio for $20.

He's got to get back to work. He says, Vinny's getting this to handcuff Carl makes me pretty uncomfortable. I hope we can get that weirdness out of the way this week. I agree, sir. It's a bit weird. I don't want a handcuffed. Oh, you seem to be hell-bent. You don't have to be handcuffed.

I'm just going to make you listen to the same song, and I get to pick the volume. And my pants are going to be wear around my ankles. Is that what you said? because that seems a little bit odd too, Vinny. I don't know why you want that to happen. It's just part of the consequence. You don't make the rules. I get it.

All right. You ready for my creep this week? Yeah. And can I also say part of my bad day was I was originally going to do your creep but I forgot to text car. You forgot to text me in time and then I texted you. I know. I felt bad, but it's fine.

Go get them. Them's the rules. Go get them, Tiger. This is the worst show I've ever done in my life. Oh, I don't think that's true. Actually, it's a pretty poor performance is out of you, sir. I don't think this is the worst. Yeah.

You've got to go pretty bad. You've got to go pretty sideways. Thanks, pal. All right, so let me present my creep this week. And I'm actually going to let this guy, Philip Scott. He has a channel called Philip Scott Audio Experience. And he captured the news story on here. So if you play my track number two, this is going to break.

down what happened you want me to play video one for you video two please video to start with number two now six-year-old gregory evans stopped in the princess market convenience store on raleigh road once inside his family says evans started having a seizure and was confronted by the clerk behind the counter cell phone video shows what happened next get up uh get up after the beating and on so can you pause it real quick i can i don't know if that's a beating Yeah, so they didn't play the whole video on this clip. There's a longer video of, so what happens is this guy, Sobiyasan, who's working

at this lovely looking convenience store, it's all boarded up in a horrible neighborhood in South Carolina. That box, Mike Crete, put the kid in, is nicer. Yeah, right. That store. Exactly, yeah. So we're in Rocky Mount South Carolina. Sobhi Hassan sees this black gentleman in his 50s, and he's having a seizure.

So Obie doesn't know he's up to, he probably thinks he's Odeeing or something So he just starts whacking him in the legs With a stick as hard as he can Get out! Get the fuck out of here As if you're like trying to shoe a dog away I want to watch it again Just a second because it's so fun

All right What happened next Get up Get up Get up Get up Get up Get up

Get up After the beating And on social media That's, I mean again That's like a light spanking You pay people to spank you like that I don't know the guy was hospitalized for this let's take a look okay video quickly spread across rocky mount the

video was horrible to really look at to see a person really treated less than a human being protesters began lining the street calling for the store to be shut down even holding a community meeting at evanes or baptist church monday where the victim's sister gave an update on evans condition and called for justice he still had full mobility of his body this time but um he's um he's okay also present at the meeting leaders of the Rocky Mount Police Department, and yesterday they took action, saying after W.R.A.L. sent them the video, they investigated and arrested 68-year-old Sobi Hassan, charging the employee with simple assault. There's watch. All right, so. Okay. So there's some tattle tales involved in this. So what happened is this video goes viral. Whoever was in the store

shoots this guy beating the shit out of the customer here. So that video gets out. And this news channel, WRL, these narks, decided to send that to the police. And this guy, Sophie Assad, is just trying to run a comedian store and maybe not the world's greatest neighborhood gets arrested for it. Yeah. Well, you're not allowed to hit people with things. I'm pretty sure it's against the law. Especially when they're having like a medical emergency.

Yeah, right. Specifically that. So this guy really just didn't have like the knowledge as to what was going on. Well, he probably sees shenanigans going on in this store all the time, Vinny. It's like the lady with the salsa jar. This guy just is like, more of the shit. Yep, I can't take it anymore. I'm putting it end to it.

So if you play my video number three, the community has responded by saying, we want the store to be closed down. Oh, no. Where do you get your loosies? Yeah, I know. There's widespread outrage, is what we've seen. Today, a group gathered again to clean up trash, collect signatures, and continue to protest until the stores closed for good,

saying Princess Market has failed to destroy. serve their community's needs for years, and the video was the breaking point. The guy just had no remorse at all, once again, in their country, this is how... Oh, hold on. I paused that. That's the next video there. All right. So what's hilarious here, is that they're like, okay, we're going to get signatures. We're going to fill out these things to get this store shut down. That's not how that works at all. Like, who's going to make that decision to shut down a store? Right. The owner's allowed to operate a store if they want to. What you can do is stop shopping there.

If you really want the store to be closed down, just don't go there anymore. But also, I got to think, like, if this guy loses his job, isn't that good enough or no? It's amazing. Like, no punishment to anybody's ever good enough. Right.

Yeah, no, no. We have to make sure that we store. So the person who owns the place, like rents it to this family that runs it. Right. So now they want to punish the person who run it to some family. They didn't know they were going to start

beating people with sticks. I don't know what's going on. But everyone's got to get. punished for this. I don't know what the fuck they're going to accomplish with it. Well, I mean, they're going to obviously sue, right? Like, when is the lawsuit starting? Well, yeah, I guess, I suppose. So this

is the... No, no, I'm saying this guy should sue him for having a seizure and ruining this good name. And ruining my good name. Very good point. Very good point. So the reason why I wanted to bring you this, Philip Scott presenting this, because Philip Scott is part of the African-American community. And he's going to explain to us that

people from this country that Sobe Asan comes from this is just what they do. Oh, no. The guy just had no remorse at all once again. In their countries, this is how they act. You have to understand who people are. You bring

that with them. Okay? Now, in their country, they do that sort of thing. But that's not the way we get down here. You understand? I want to know what country is you referring to. I have no idea where this guy is from. And this guy is just like, yeah, well, maybe back in your country, you can just beat black people with a stick at the store. But here in the U.S., we don't do that sort of thing.

It's like, no, I'm pretty sure you don't beat people with a stick in any of these countries. I don't think that. I mean, maybe if it was a woman, sure. Yeah. If it was a woman, yes, of course. No, we don't beat black men with sticks. We beat all women with sticks. Yes, especially if they're there without a male escorting them.

Yes, of course. You know, you've got to file the rules. That's very illegal. Rules are important. Without rules, there's chaos, Carl. So I think it's funny is I didn't realize that there's this rift between the Middle Eastern community and the U.S. black community. And apparently, if you play my video number five, he explains that really they just go after the black people. See, they don't go to, you know, white folks neighborhoods and start beating on older white people like that.

No, they're like, hi, sir, how you doing? Oh, they're showing all their teeth and everything. when the folks coming in our neighborhoods you know what these folks do they facilitate a drug dealing wait a second are you trying to say the middle easters don't fuck with white people are you not familiar with 9-11 sir that was all bankers all right that wasn't fucking with black people that was fucking with white people on that day so don't even say that the whites of the middle easterers all get along and shit and they're just smiling and yeah what what can I do for you, sir. Not the case.

I think he's pulling shit with that one. Can I just say to the world's worst artist when he says Vinnie be like, we beat women? No, Vinny's like, you can't beat women. Right. That's what I said. You can't beat them. Can't beat them. They're the

bees and these, those women. Can't beat them. That's the day of the episode. Right there. By the way, Dixon Mers comes in with $2. My girlfriend's name is Balson Sheen. She's Chinese. I can't fact-check that on the fly. I don't know if that's true or not. He paid us $2.

I'm going to go with it's true. Yeah, it probably is. Okay. What was the last part of that video again? I'm sorry. I missed the last point. In our neighborhoods, you know what these folks do? They facilitate drug dealing. That's it. All right, I pause it right there. So, according

to this person, it's the Middle Easterners, not the CIA who has put crack cocaine into the urban area. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, Carl starts fucking with the CIA on the live stream. Yeah, those Middle Easterners are always bringing drugs into the black community. Everyone knows that. I'm never going to win, Carl.

All right, so that's my creep. Sobhi Hassan, who decided to take a stick and beat the shit out of a guy who was having a seizure. He didn't even beat the shit out of him. He was basically just spanking him. No, he was smashing him on the legs. mini let me smash you with a stick across your shins and see how you feel about it back of the thigh I'll never feel it that's true you wouldn't even know I was there yeah but um I think I was hospitalized and he did have issues for for many days after this and he obviously had some medical

issues going into it so that's my creep so be asan vote on our subreddit please do that for who you thought brought the creepiest middle eastern store clerk Carl is it time for WATC I think it's time for that thing. You're ready for this? Great. Let's do it. Let's go. Who are these creepos?

Who are these creepos? Who are these creepos? Where we like to prove that we are the number one true crime podcast out there today. And the way that we do that, Vinny, is by exposing all of the other true crime shows. They're not good. And we expose them one at a time. And we are petty. And we are ridiculous with how we break these shows down.

Yeah. We have no business calling anybody out. But here we are. But it needs to be done, Vinny. Unless someone else is going to do it, we have to do it. That's how I feel about it. We're on a mission from God. And I have a fun show for us today because this show is unlike any other true crime show we've looked at on who are these creeps or even who are these podcasts for that matter.

Interesting. This one came over from my buddy Kaya. And Kaya turned me onto the show that's called 24 Shades of Blue. It is a Toronto police podcast. That's right. Canadians, Torontoarians. Your tax money is going to fund this podcast hosted by Axel.

And the episode that I checked out was called Gang Prevention, creating safe spaces with Sean Gearis. This sounds like a Reno 911 episode. I wish it was that fun. I wish it were. So this is produced by the Toronto Police Department. Is that what you're telling me? Yes.

This is taxpayer. doubt this is what they're doing with their time and they pay a higher tax rate Toronto they sure do yes all right well they have all that excessive money they're like what do we do with start a podcast I guess all right so I'm going to go ahead and get right into it this is this guy is a part of the gang prevention task force um you know listen gang prevention task force how did you get into this like this is like so much of a mouthful of a title that which we're talking about, but it's, you know, it is a big thing. How did you get into this thing?

Gang Prevention Task Force is a mouthful of a title. Is that difficult to understand, Vinny? I really enjoyed the inflection there. It was very, remember Martin Short's character Jiminy Glick? Sure. Very high than very low. Oh, we're going to get into his Axel character. This guy talks like an idiot.

Yeah, that was not good. Gang Prevention Task Force. That's a lot of words and syllables. What does it all mean, though? Tell me more. Tell me, yeah. I'm all ears. Well, we want to prevent gangs, and we formed a task force to do so.

Yeah, there's a lot of us working in tandem together as a force. Cops are dummies, aren't they? All right. Do you think anybody is judging that? How would the police department judge this as a success? Yeah. Like, I mean, you're putting it out there. Is it the downloads?

Is it like chartable rankings? what are they looking at to find out if this is not a complete waste their monthly Patreon is probably what they're looking at they're trying to build up how is Axel the most charismatic person in the Toronto Police Department that they get to host this oh yes so Axel interjects here and I want you to listen very closely because I have a theory on what he says but I'm not sure so listen to this there's a lot of good in that area I want to say first some of the best jerks you can ever had in that area by the way Yeah, and that a lot of great people as well.

Did you pick up on what he just said right there? A lot of jerks in that area as well. Oh, is that? Hold on. I couldn't tell what he said. I thought he said some of the best church you're ever going to have. Hold on. Let's listen. There's a lot of good in that area.

I want to say first. Some of the best jerks you're going to ever had in that area, by the way. Yeah. And then a lot of great people as well. Jerks, church. You say potato. Well, if he's saying some of the best church you're ever going to have, that's kind of an odd.

thing to say it's like what do you think about the ghetto i mean it's very fun at church sunday mornings are a blast saturday nights i don't recommend friday night's not great sunday mornings what a good time all right so listen to this guy's vocal fry this sounds like kermit had a frog in his throat yeah i mean the reason i ask because i feel like you do really need a deeper you know uh soulful meaning for these types of things especially when you're talking to youth talking to uh the community for so many years because you have to gain the trust as well to also learn about them and be part of it. But at the same time, I think there's this theme here, which I think TV is doing really well, which is it's not taking out the water, out the boat.

You're actually going to the boat and patching it up right from the hole. Right from the hall. I've never heard a man. I've never heard a man speak like that for so long. What is going on there? I've talked to people whose voices get like a little crackier that they adjust it. This guy just went for the whole fucking thing. in spite of it.

Axel, that doesn't make you a professional. Oh, no, just the opposite. Maybe you listen to call her daddy and think that's how you're supposed to broadcast or something, but that is some serious vocal fry going on. Lieutenant, I have a great idea to help bring awareness to the community. Give me a podcast. I did a podcast. It'll fill the hole in my soul.

A podcast. All right. So here's some more vocal fry. But you mentioned before the word tanned. I don't think he understands what tandem means, but you tell me. So talking about the gangs part also in guns, how does your team on the prevention side work in tandem with guns and gangs, work in tandem with them? How do you work in tandem with guns and gangs?

Well, what we do is we give them some weight to move and they go out there and they do some business and we give them some cover. That's how we work in tandem with them. Doesn't that what that sounds like? It kind of reminds me of like the U.S. foreign population. Which gives guns to whichever side doesn't have as many guns as the other side just to keep the conflict going. That's kind of like what it sounded like he was like, like, how do you work in tandem with these gangs and guns? Oh, yeah, well, we hand out guns, all the gags.

That's, they need them. You do point on the vicious cycle again. If there were no gangs, then we wouldn't need a gang force. That's right. This got to be a fucking out of business if we didn't have this going. All right. So now they're going to get into apparently. It's a circle jerk.

Apparently, Vinny, they're going to talk. gang members out of being drug dealers. Okay. This is how they're going to let them know. It's not a good move financially. But when you think about, you know, that lifestyle, that lifestyle, it's not very lucrative, for one. I mean, people think the drug dealing is actually lucrative.

There's actually some, there's actually some data actually on drug dealing. And it comes from the United States. It comes from the University of Chicago. Yeah. There's data that suggests the drug dealing is not lucrative. Your Honor, I present to you Mexico Turns out drug dealing is extremely lucrative And this guy's full of shit

I know that they're pretty far removed from Mexico But the University of Chicago says so Yeah, right, yeah Carl I'm not buying it You know what else is it lucrative An NFL career So don't even try kids

Oh, you want to be a basketball star There's no money in that What are you doing? I've been thinking about this Because I'm actually working on a bit And I don't want to do material but, like, what I've been thinking about is the fact that they've legalized weed in a lot of states. Sure.

And, like, me personally, I used to enjoy helping my buddy Ryan pay his child support. Yeah. And now I got to help out some fucking bodega holder or whoever the fuck. Right. So, like, the markets are changing with legal weed. So he's probably not wrong. It's not as profitable as it used to be, especially in Canada, because they've legalized it there for a while now, haven't they? Whose side are you on, Vinnie Paulino?

the gang task for. And I also like how this fucking guy, Axel, is like, we're going to talk to them and get these people out of it. I can imagine this dickhead walking into a room with like a bunch of gang people like David Brent from the office like, hey, if you checked out my podcast and just flipping a chair around. Hey, guys, I want to read you this study from the University of Chicago that talks about how much money you can make seven drugs. Not as great as you think it is.

It turns out drugs aren't cool. Let me just leave through this report. all right so very good stuff Toronto will they find a way to let you know like what you could be doing instead of drug dealing but it was actually this equivalent to a McDonald's salary and not to knock McDonald's because McDonald's is a pretty pretty good job actually my brother used to work there but you're not making more than really just the risk factor here right yeah all right so maybe you make as much money as you do work in a McDonald's, but it's the hours. The flexibility of drug dealers that really attracts a lot of these young men. It's the same money as McDonald's. Just not as much prestige.

I don't know. I love it. He goes, and by the way, I'm not knocking and working at McDonald's. No, you are. I'm pretty sure that you are. No, my brother used to work there. You're not going to make as much money as you think you're going to make. You're going to make like McDonald's money.

And by the way, that's okay. Yeah, right. That's pretty cool, too. You don't want to hurt anyone's feelings in Canada. So this is great because now Axel the Frog here. tries to make a joke I think but he misses by a mile I'm down to get hurt by a friar

then get shot you know like that's it's just the plain that's very interesting and I think that's what a lot of people need to realize I think he was trying to say this more dangerous line of work to be a drug dealer I'm just trying to think that this that the host is actually a puppet this is an actual fucking puppet

this is a puppet with the fucking podcast holy shit is this Curtis other podcast Did we discover Cardiff's other podcast? Cardiff's the brother who worked at McDonald's. Holy shit. This all makes sense now. Tart of ain't working no McDonald's. He's a pro.

Toronto police puppet. T.P. Puppet. I need one. Somebody make me the Toronto police puppet. I need it. Listen, I want to hear what this guy's up to. This is great. All right.

So now they're going to talk about the risk factors involved in entering into the gang life because this guy who, who's part of the gang prevention task force. His whole job is to prevent gangs from happening and forming. Sure, girls might think you're cool. You might get a nice car. This is great, Vinny, because I bet you could name off more reasons. So this guy, 20 years experience on the force,

and he tries to rattle off the top of his head, the risk factors involved in getting into gang violence. Okay. And the risk factors could be, you know, some of the major risk factors are just single parents. having a, you know, a child coming from a single parent home, you know, living in a neighborhood, a social disorganization, yeah, different things like that. And I'd be trying to, I'd be here for a while, I'd be to pull them all out of my head.

So I'm not going to do that. Two. He came up with two off the top of his head. He's like, look, I mean, I could sit here and try to think of the other ones. But you know what I think happened right there, maybe because you and I could probably ran off a few of these things, these risk factors. I think he realized that the more things he says, the more racist it's going to sound. You know, and if you're into like Ice Cube and you know, whatever, it's not a, I mean, there's a lot of reasons, but.

Carl, I just was thinking to myself, if I had a child, would I be more disappointed if my kid came home and told me that I'm selling weed or they work at McDonald's? Well, I'd be happy if both of them brought me leftovers after work. true but yes i don't know i would probably be happier the enterprising kid who went out and started his own business versus the kid who's working for the man at mcdonalds and maybe weed isn't that lucrative especially as you mentioned because of the legalization but you can work your way up to coke and crack and meth like you know it's a it's a journey it's a career path i'd be like you got into weed you got into weed you got into weed you got into weed you idiot. Coke is where the money's

at stupid. Coke is where the money's at stupid. How many times do I have to tell you? Seriously. Go to your room. A dumb kid. You've raised here. I'm playing my wife. All right. So now they're going to explain. With all that dare shit, she shoved in his face. So one of the risk factors that he brought up was that some of these people grow up in communities that kind of suck. Where there's already gang violence happening all the time. Sure. And he explains what's happening

in those communities. We're scared to use the parks. We're scared to do this. And I saw that as an officer in 31 division when I worked there. I saw a, you know, in the summertime, a water splash pad not being used. I saw a park not being used at any hour whenever you drive in it, not being used. So the people who live in the neighborhood are afraid to be in the parks because they don't want to be part of the crossfire. And Vinnie, we live in Rochester, New York. Yeah. Very lovely town with a shit time. We have to run across the parking lot to get into the building. A shit ton of violence in this town. And you know what the solution is? They keep building parks.

They're converting the court street bridge into a fucking park. We have so many goddamn parks in this town. That's all they do. They're like, you know what the problem is? You know everyone's killing each other? Not to parks. Carl, I did not even think about this, but you are 100% right. It's not it. Wow. It's not fixing anything, guys. Stop it with the park. You know what this community

needs? Another place for kids Deloiter. Yeah, we need seven more parks. Jesus. Cri. No one wants to use the parks. Dude, you know, it'll be funny. What you ought to do is the same thing that, like, shopping plazas do. When they would have problems with kids like hanging out in areas. Yeah.

They would put these speakers that would just blast them like old, not cool music. You literally the 7-Eleven on Monroe Ave that I ride my bicycle by, make fun of me all you want, assholes. I ride my bicycle by every day when it's nice out. It looks a little bit like the Muppets take Manhattan that scene with the skinny little legs on the bike. I get it. It, um, they blast opera music right outside of their store.

And it fucking works. Mm-hmm. It works. That shit, or it just frothed maniacs into homicidal rapists. Yeah, that's true, too. Right, whatever. It's like they take it out on the stores across the street. They're just playing fucking, what is it?

Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, let's go. Today we take down the Renicenter. Let's go. So, anyway, I have one more clip on here. We're taking Ed Wrights. We're taking that rights. Oh, Edwards is already taken.

All right, these are all local jokes. All right, so this is the last clip I have. Finally, the solution, they've figured it out. They figured out how to get rid of the gangs and the gang violence. It started as just an hour. Police officers kind of engaging. It has got bigger and bigger where stakeholders, grassroots agencies have all joined in where now you're having ice cream trucks show up.

We had the Brampton Batman show up. Ice cream trucks and jerkoffs dressed as superheroes. heroes is what's going to solve the problem. Thank you, Canada. Thanks for doing the legwork for us. We'll take it from here. Appreciate it. And like, is there that much gun violence in Toronto? Probably not. Yeah, like, I don't think of gang warfare when I think of Toronto. I have to be honest with you. I'm sure they have a problem. I love Toronto. It's one of my favorite cities to visit. It's nice. It's just fun and you could walk anywhere and you're not going to have a problem. It's just fine. Well, the homeless people are all Asian, which is weird at first. Yeah, I don't know what

as saying it. Right. It works out really well. Yeah. It's easy to ignore the needy when they don't speak your line. Oh, I don't have any yen. I don't carry yen on me, sir. I'm sorry.

I can't help you with that. All right. Let's move on. We're not good people. We have any voicemails. We're not good people. We do. We have a bunch of voicemails today.

And where to start? Here we go. Somebody have a chance is I've seen the Brampton Batman. He's awesome. All right. I say corrected. Maybe that is the solution. Is that like the Waukegan Batman?

I don't know. Do you know about the Waikigan Batman? I've ever told you about it? No, I don't think so. So my buddy, the feral human Mike, the one who's done the show every now and again. Yeah. When he was in the Navy, he told me that there was like this whole wives tale going around about this guy they called the Waikigan Batman.

And there was one town that they would be like, don't go to the strippers of that town because like people have woken up handcuffed to the bed. And they got raped by a dude in a Batman suit. Oh, no shit. Yeah. They called it the Waikigan Batman for some reason. I don't know why. but it was like literally a Navy myth.

I wonder what's on that utility belt. Trojans. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. This is from the pizza guy who's mad that we took away his prize. I told him just text me. Hold on. Hold on.

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solid work this one is from the pizza hug guy who's mad that we took his prize away last week just text the number your email i got you carl vennie this is the pizza hud guy how did you take away my win that's that's bullshit that's fucked out that guy's story was too fucking long like I haven't gotten blood in someone's food give me some give me some fucking credit here all right bye

hate you just text me your email I got you dude we'll get you buddy all right here's somebody who actually the only loser on this show is me

all right we don't want the listeners to be losers it's me today well that's true that's true holy shit I actually used to listen

that dark Putin show a few years ago fiancee recommended it I just want to say they had a previous co-host the main guy with his narration I think of, he can be all right.

But if his previous co-host, his only point in the show was to either do the same sarcastic, oh, why, he sounds like a nice guy, huh? Or it'd be like, and then he murdered a child, and the guy would just go, oh, fuck. God, I'm so disgusted. Yeah, I had to quit out. I was fucking annoyed. Well, thank you for listening to The Creep-off. Yes, that's why people come to the creep-off because he got annoyed with that nonsense and that

horse shit. I agree. That co-host did not. added nothing to the show. Yeah. Dark Poutine, just like regular Poutine. It sucks. Yes.

Hello, Carl and Vinnie. Ian from Australia calling. Not personally related to anything I did while working in restaurant, kitchens or whatever, but there's a thing in Asia called, well, I don't know, it could be everywhere called Gutter Royal. Essentially, people walk around, they make a living, opening manhole covers and pulling fat that is accumulated in sewers, pulling that out, rendering it, selling it back to restaurants. It is very disgusting, apparently a massive proportion of restaurants and food carts in China

and stuff, used gutter oil. Yeah, it's pretty foul. I think it suits, you know, gross stuff on your show. Enjoy. Bye. Do you have any interest in visiting China anytime, many? I was watching television the other night And there was a thing about Tokyo that came on And it was like tourism of Tokyo And I was like, ah, hmm, that's really close to China I'm out

What? Like geographically I just don't want to get anywhere near China That's retarded Yeah That's one of the dumber things you've said Could be You ever want to go to China?

Dude, I didn't want to go to Toronto Wait, what does that do that thing? I said Tokyo I know, I understand All right. I have a voicemail for us. Please. It's in a long song.

Hey, so on the most recent creep-off, you guys mentioned the fact that you wanted to have Kaya back on. Yeah. And then he's working on it. I don't know. I think that's a good answer. I think Kaya was one of the best guests you had on. Agreed.

Period. And, I mean, maybe I'm biased for some reason. But I think Kaya is a pretty good candidate for the creep-off. like host you guys should do them again basically all I'm saying because the time he broke down that one dude that was like a fucking pedophile transgender fucking suing everybody

that's pretty good but anyway we're all on the same page here sir yes the only problem is we're trying to get Kyya but we need to mail him a shovel right I just saw right before we started the show there was another earthquake in Turkey today so yeah best you know obviously we hope everything is okay for him but yeah i haven't heard back from him so i have you have yeah he's coming on w tp on wednesday

how's your day going viny he is the best for this show though because he loves these types of people he loves low cows he's always researching he's always pointing him out and he's been fantastic on the creep off and i do hope we get him on again soon maybe i should ask him i'll talk to him on wednesday i'll see if i could get him schedule for the creeped off. Oh, boy, Vinny. All right, what else we got? I'm spinning soon, buddy.

Hey, Vinny, Carl, quick suggestion for the wheel of consequences. I think if one of you land on this consequence, you have to rub one out thinking of the other co-host. Bye. I don't think that's possible. Shade, put it out the wheel. Put it out the wheel. Carl's spit it today.

Put it out of the wheel. You fucking asshole. I don't know about that. Oh, God. Hello, guys. Bona Guy 69 here. Just wanted to say the Vinny is Fat song is an absolute, instant classic there.

I'd suggest getting it released through iTunes or whatever. I'll definitely buy five copies. Thanks. You fat and ugly piece of shit. The Boner guy's making some good points over there. Yeah. Here's one for you. Okay.

Jesus Christ, Carl. Routing for you on the creepbox is like rooting for the fucking Buffalo Bills. Yeah. I hear you, buddy. Yeah. Josh Allen should be spitted. Here's a really good question.

Okay. Hey, guys. I just had a question. I know you want to report creeps. Like, people can call in and report on them, but are you taking auditions for how I would be murdered and people would get away with it? I think I have a good idea as to how I would get murdered and someone would get away with it.

Okay. And I'm interested to hear your feedback. Thanks, guys. Bye. Well, listen, guys, I'm not looking to actually give people tips on how to get away with murder. But was he saying that he would be the one who was murdered? Yeah. And the other person would get away with it?

Yeah. Which is basically the same thing. I think he's trying to, like, use reverse psychology on us. Oh, maybe that's one of those. And, sir, the answer to your question is we will gladly listen, depending on what level of Patreon you are in. Of course. That's how everything works around here. Yeah.

Yeah. uh hold on there's one here from our buddy dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun damn cam critical mean dug was on the most recent episode of worthy's podcast that is out currently new episode coming out this week okay this one came from our buddy uh here we go this one came in from our pal kevbot who we haven't heard from in a long time kevbot this is a little all over the place but Hey, Vinnie, it's Kebott, and I've got a suggestion. If Carl don't do the drive to Garrianda within a month, if he loses this time in a row,

you all need to put on the wheel. Whoever lands on that square or whatever triangle piece of piece of. We get it, yeah. They have to go to Detroit and take place in the prettiest butthole competition. Oh, Jesus, yeah. See you. Yeah. I'm familiar.

with this they talk about it in the drew and mike show well hannah wins no doubt hands down hana wins yes uh carl yes sir can we can we continue to recruit for a creep off review girl yeah i mean we had uh yucco for a little while there yeah probably do better than that we probably could if you want to be the review girl of the creep off let us know we'd love to have you um and then here's one well you know too long i'm done i'm done we're moving on to the scum parade let's move Guys, 45 seconds with the voicemails. At most. Scum parade, take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made.

Scum parade, Vinny and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit. Everything's probably. Scum parade, like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad, soaking up the blood of a cat. Scum parade. I can't handle it anymore. Can I just say people who are watching live, we appreciate you being here. Thank you for doing that. If you can find a way to give us some super chats,

but he's having a really bad day. It would go a long way for us. He could really use it. I'm going to. He's having a tough one today. Nothing works, man. Remember that O.P. and Anthony bit with the guy who was called for the mental institution, nothing works here.

Nothing works here. That's, that's many today. Okay, that's good. Another alert. Cool. So, Carl, let's do a scum parade. And let's start with a gentleman named Jeremy Robert Powell. Okay. Now, the story goes that a man by the name of Michael Hopfer woke up one morning. He works for the villages down there in Florida. And the day after the Super Bowl, he walked down to his car to go to work. Just the same way a lot of us did. And it looked like a Philadelphia Eagles fan. got to his car. It was like an eagle's celebration, huh? No, it looked like an eagle's pissed off that they lost celebration. Scratched up his whole car.

Car is scratched to fuck. The windshield wipers are ripped off. There's a giant fucking turd on the roof of his car. Yes. Carl, how did he get there? A gentleman that is mad at him over his new relationship with a girlfriend, decided to go over to his house, fuck up his car and shit on the roof.

Now, he did this at 10.30 p.m., the Sunday of the Super Bowl, and they're convinced it's about a girl, but I think it's about that holding call that made it impossible for the Eagles to cover the spread because I was ready to shoot out of some cars after that shit happened. Yeah, so either way, he got arrested for this. Did you know that I guess I'm doing this story because I want everybody to know,

it's illegal to shit on people's things. You can get arrested for that. It's a creep move. You got to learn from Suthering John's audiobook, you always want to shit in the toilet. That's an important part of shitting into the toilet. Yeah. And, you know, the old way you used to do is paper bag on fire, plausible deniability. When you just leave the turd there, everybody's going, yeah.

And worst part is, Carl, there was a camera watching the whole fucking thing. Yeah. Also, if this guy owned a convertible would have way funnier, just shitting on the hood of someone's car is not that impressive. It's not. you're just a creep at that point. So we're going to move on to Japan, Carl, coyote, Japan. A man was arrested Tuesday

on suspicion of filming upskirt videos. Now, imagine the police is surprise when the man, after he's taken into custody, confesses that, you're like, were you filming under that woman's skirt? And he's like, was I? It's my whole business. Yeah.

Vinnie, did this article blow your mind? Well, my first thought was this is the negative consequence of boring out genitalia in Japanese porn. Yes. This is what happens from this. This guy made a living from upskirt videos. He made around 150 million yen over a period of 12 years. How much is that in US dollars? $1.1 million.

Holy shit. Do you make that much from your videos that you take, Vinnie? really all right so it is lucrative yeah even in this part of the world all the theater videos that i make send me more uh masaki mori he's 46 years old he admitted to the allegation saying he made a living off of selling non-consensually filmed videos to adult websites he allegedly violated a local anti-nusance ordinance by filming the upskirt videos of 112 women between february 21st 2021 at October 2022. Holy shit.

He made $1.1 million in like a year. Dude, he's been doing it for over 12 years, he said. Oh, okay, okay. So he was doing this at a commercial facility in Western Japan, and basically he would attach a smartphone to his bag and get really close. It just like, I guess the way you would do it is. Oh, please tell us, Betty. Yeah, hold on.

Yeah, explain this precisely how you would pull this off. Okay, kids. this is a recycling bag and what I think this fucking guy did right he's walking around with his bag okay and then he's got his phone

like this taped to the side of the bag so you can just walk up next to somebody and just kind of keep it close to him behind him or whatever and sneak that camera right in there could you imagine coming home after a grueling eight hour shift of filming upskirt videos

and just like your wife wants to talk you're like I just needed to decompress All right, I've had a very long day of walking around and filming girls' vaginas without consent. Give me a minute. What happened to the guy comes home? He gets the newspaper. There's a drink. Yeah, maybe you have some dinner on the stove.

What's going on over here? Where's your pearls, honey? Where's your pearls? This whole thing just really blew my mind. $1.1 million off of that. From upskirt videos. They are desperate to see some vage. This is the first time I've ever seen something like that for these.

like we know that people do them because they're pervy and they want them for themselves we know people do them because we host the creep off that's why I know about it well I'm just saying that maybe this person listened to the show and realized there was a market for so many people who wanted this that didn't want to take the rest I blame us too Vinny I think that's very big of you this might be our fault this one might be on us guys we're very big in Japan just like Suttering John we actually are Augusta Georgia we get a lot of downloads in Japan sure A man who recently worked for the Richmond County school system was arrested lately, recently after he was caught tickling and licking a seven-year-old boy's feet at an urban air adventure park.

Okay, Vinnie? Yeah. We have found the winner of the creep-off. We need to look no further. This fucking guy was licking a seven-year-old boy's feet. And tickling him. Corey Rollins, 25 of Augusta. He was arrested Wednesday and accused of licking a child's feet

between 3.30 p.m. at 4 p.m. January 14th. Now, at the time of the crime, he apparently worked at Glen Hills Elementary School. An incident report from the Richmond County deputies described what happened at Urban Air Adventure Park. Upon arrival, deputies met with the business owner who stated Rollins was unaccompanied in the building and in a fenced in area where children play.

The guardian of the victim told Gilbert, that Rollins approached the victim in the fenced area. The victim stated Rollins tickled his feet, asked him to remove his socks, and licked them both. Oh, God. Rollins told deputies... This is the grossest story we've covered on here. He was originally there with his family, but they left.

The owner stated the security camera did not record the incident due to the location. Who cares if he was there with his family or not? He's licking boy's feet. He's a tutsy sucker. At that point, we're going to have to ask you to leave, sir. No, no, that's my nephew over there. It doesn't matter. You're licking this boy's feet.

You have to fucking go. This is enough. Would you like to know what the school that he worked for thought of this? What do they think about it, Vinny? They released a statement. Rollins is no longer an employee of the Richmond County school system. That's their statement. He should really get a job in a bowling alley.

Yeah. If you want to be around little boy's feet, there you go, buddy. Disgust. Yeah, taking a big whiff before you spray those things down. Dude. Ugh. Little kid running around all day. Jumping around on trampolines.

This is one of those like trampoline places, right? I guess. Yeah. Oh, fucking gross, dude. Fucking gross. Kill yourself. I don't say that very often on here, but he is. You really don't.

That one, that guy, that really got to me. Yuck. Yeah, Carl does not like pictures of little boy's feet, especially normal ones. He gets jealous and angry. No one wanted to lick my feet. There I was at the air park. Just sitting there with my shoes off. on the bench, just twinkling my little toes.

Yeah, I was sitting on the bed with my feet up, like, ah, I'm going to take a nap. If anyone were to walk over here, want to lick my titsies. Just waving his little toes in the air. Nothing I can do about it. And I mean, the other kids were walking by going, mm-hmm. Did not smell good. You know what?

It's actually really interesting in telling to me that, like, you're so disgusted by children's feet. Like, you don't have kids, so you don't know how gross kids' feet really are. I think the only point of reference I believe you actually have is your own. And I think that that might be what's. doing this to you. Fine. I think you might be fine, Vinnie. I'm just saying this guy wins the creepop.

This is the creepiest story. Fine. I've ever heard. All right. Last story. Guess where we're going for it, Carl. Let's see. I think we're going to Sarasota, which I believe is Florida.

Oh, what do you know? The theme everybody hates works. You got to get those. Yeah. Why don't let the creepy bugs? Dinky bucks. Don't have. Going home.

Jesus Christ It's a podcast A flagrant Ophi and a guest Ah ha ha ha Come on for a car Oh Sarasota, Florida, Carl Let's go out in style

Authorities arrested a 38-year-old man Following a car crash After he allegedly tied up a 70-year-old woman sexually assaulted her And stole a 66-year-old woman's vehicle All right, that sounds terrible But, Vinny, in Sarasota there aren't a lot of options for women you can sexually assault.

Oh, God, no. Yeah. Every one of them looks like one of the younger women. Like one of the ladies you'd see in the background on the golden girls. Every fucking single one of them. Oh, no, it's literally 80 for Brady is happening every day of the week down there. It's terrible. Dude.

That movie is so repulsive to me. Did you see it? So I had to look this up. Sorry, a little tangent here. No, this belongs on the creep on. I had to look this up. 80 for Brady. fuck you Hollywood.

I'm like, who the fuck would go to see this movie? They must have tanked at the box office. So I look it up. Opening weekend, it was number two. And it actually... No, that's accurate. It was the number two. It surpassed expectations, bringing in $12.5 million at its opening weekend at the box office.

Just like, just like Tom's number 12. Oh, yuck. And normally what they'll do is they'll show you domestic gross and international gross. And really what matters is international. grow. So a lot of these movies are being made for the international audience, China, and other places. It did 12.5 million domestically and 12.5 million

total internationally because no one gives a fuck about football or Tom Brady or 80-year-old women who enjoy football anywhere. Do you remember the last time the NFL tried to make a movie? It was that giraffe day piece of shit that they made with Kevin Koster, where the Browns were going to be good.

Yeah. You didn't buy it. Yeah, Waterworld was more realistic than that shit. Dude. Carl, that movie looks horrific. That scene where they show, what's her name, Ted Turner's ex-wife there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, standing there at Grunk is, like, holding her

and he's giving her, like, this romantic look. I want to break my television. I cannot stand Rob Grankowski's face. I hear you. Ugh. Brady's no present either. He's not a treat. All right.

Somebody in the chat is saying the 80 for Brady beat Avatar 2. Avatar 2 gross like $2.5 billion. It didn't just come out that weekend. Yeah. Which, by the way, I don't know anyone who's seen Avatar, dude. Do you know anyone who's seen that movie? I'm like, that must have been a flop, right? No one talks about it.

I've never seen, I've never talked to anyone about it. I think, sh-taught a fucking business. I think psychotic nerds are going and watching it and then getting in line again and watching it again. Is that what's going on? Because, God, that movie looked terrible. It's a fucking cartoon. The first one was the garbage. Garbage.

Garbage. So stupid. Special effects were neat, but it's so stupid. Dude, fine. The special effects are great. How about a story that I like? No. You're not going to get that.

Not going to get that. Not from James Cameron. You know, that guy used to make some good movies. Did he, didn't he make Titanic, too? He made Terminator. Oh, yeah, that was good. Titanic sucked. Titanic sucks, too.

Yeah. We go all day on this. That should be our new podcast. Yeah. And I haven't even seen very many movies. So this will be a very short-lived podcast. All right. Well, let's get back to this 38-year-old man,

rape you to 70-year-old of Florida. Oh, yeah. So we could leave. That's what we were talking about. I still have to do another show today. Me too. In this studio. I'm doing a show with Husey today.

Really? Yeah. Well, tell Husey hello. I will. Very good. Come on. Come on. All right.

According to the statement, on February 12th at approximately 4.30 p.m., the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office received a call from a woman who alleged Marston Wassig drove off at her car. Deputies went to the residence and learned a 70-year-old victim had been bound and raped. Wong also allegedly stole $900 from the 66-year-old woman. So I think this is like a golden girl situation. Yeah, there's two old ladies that live together.

Right. I don't know if they. Carl's not looking. I don't know if they, but you know, they live together. That'd be a very dry scissor. Let's put it that way. So he'd get hurt. They reported the stolen vehicle.

They're looking for him and deputies tried to stop him. They see the vehicle. They try to stop him. And then he crashed the car instead of stopping. And a head-on collision, it said. Now, according to the redacted, robble cause affidavit. He was a tenant in one of the victim's houses and she was in the process of evicting him. Okay. So, Vinnie. So these ladies lived together. He lived at the house

somewhere else and then went to their house. I was like, I'm going to rape her steal $900 to take her car. This might be unpopular, but I have to take Marston's side on this one. So he doesn't have the money for rent. He owes her rent money. She wants to evict him. So he tried to pay with sex. You ever heard of gas grass or ass? No one. rise for free. It's kind of that sort of thing. He's just like, look, I don't have the money but I can give you a mile of cock. Will that make up

for it? Well, this is one of those situations kind of like when you go into a store and like, sorry, we can't take any bills bigger than a 20 and they're just like, sorry, your money's good. We just don't want that particular money. This is what happened to this poor lady. He was like, no, you're taking my money and made a big deal

of it. And, you know, that's how you get raped. Well, speaking to investigators, Austin said he was upset after an argument with one of the woman. He admitted to taking $900 from the 66 year old and said he used $300 of it to purchase crack. Oh, good old-fashioned crack cat. I miss crackheads. We're always talking about meth heads these days. He denied the sexual battery, but he's being held on charges of sexual assault, robbery, vehicle theft, aggravated battery, kidnapping, and several other counts. Not to bring this up again, but if the CIA had known that white people might get

hooked on crack, I don't know that they would have invented it. This is not what they were hoping for. the new season of snowfall? Yes. Looking forward to it. Carl, we did a lot today. But you know what we didn't do yet? But you know what we didn't do yet? It's important to be nice.

Do you know what we didn't do yet? Do you know what we didn't do yet? We didn't spin the wheel. It's time to spin the wheel. Hold on. You know what dude? You don't really make me mad. Everything was so fucked up.

I didn't even get to play my victory music. So I'm going to do it right now. We, really, really, really. Super kick. Carl Super Kit All right

Super Kit Carl in his dick All right I feel better now I have something to play as well for the people

who have been hanging out patiently with us here Oh I guess I'm muted I wonder what happened Would you do that Or a team

Go ahead All right Vinnie can you get rid of the scoreboards People can see The wheel over here Carl refresh everybody's mind as to the consequences.

All right. So, dinner with listeners is still on here. Yeah, we brought that back. People at requested, we bring it back. Okay, well, there you go. Murder and makeup. We have to create a video where we apply makeup while talking about a true crime. By the end of it, you need to look like you're going to

perform in a drag show. Oh, this is the new winner's choice, which I find to be bullshit. Go to church. Five episode podcast series truck nuts knife-edged chops from Colin Delaney

he's still around huh oh Colin's around absolutely I just saw him a couple days ago that's too bad Patreon money which has happened a couple of times now yeah you've gotten mine I want it back quick yeah that was annoying pass the spin this is what I'm always hoping for people

the old pass the spin so that it actually turns out that Vinny has to spin the wheel of consequences that would be my day today that would be your day today that would sum up my day today that seems fitting um cardiff stand up one of us well whoever lands on this has to go do an open mic where they stand up set that cardiff writes for us yes i'll help him if you land on it uh a hundred dollars for the podcast hitman yep you put a hundred dollars in his uh i should do that any commissary

oh really you should because he wants to put his fucking dick in your wife who doesn't two hour song torch hey two hour song torture um do you want to explain that one since you're all hot to trot on it. Oh, yeah, the two-hour song torture is based off of a prison torture that they did to criminals where they just played baby shark at them for two hours where they were all handcuffed. They had to sit in a room with it. But we decided we're going to do two hours, same song on repeat. You just have to stay in the room while it's going and you can't turn it off.

And it will be live streamed. People will be able to watch your torture. Oh, so they're also being tortured, I see. No, no, they'll have fun. Yeah, they can mute it. Yeah, okay. And they can just watch you scratch your. the walls.

Tom Myers' restaurant challenge. That's where I have to drive to Baltimore and eat a Tom Meyer's fucking Mexican restaurant that he works at. Or go to one of his little league games. I don't give a shit. And then dinner with listeners. All right, here we go.

We're going to spin the wheel of consequences. Spin that wheel. Pass the spin. Let's go, baby. Let's go round and round. It goes where it stops is not where I wanted it to. Go to church. God damn it. It looks like I'll be going.

going to church. So here's how this is going to go. Please explain. Do I have to go to church in Gary, Indiana? That'd be fun. Oh, I picked the church. It's going to be lively. No, you don't.

You get to go to a church this Sunday. I'll pick it for you. And I'll drive you there and I'll pick you up what it's done. So I know you can't leave. You just got to go to church for the whole Sunday morning. You know, there's people who don't think that that's a consequence. They don't realize growing up atheists, how scary that sounds. Dude, I'm going to pick the crazy.

church too. I'm going to pick the one that has like the guitar bands and stuff. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out. You get to pick the church? Yes, of course. Hmm. There's a place called the father's house that I hear is quite interested. I'm familiar. The QIP could go into the father's house on Sunday. I hope they see you and like, Carl, why are you here? Oh, man. You know what I'm going to do when I, when you go in there? You know what's going to happen? I'm going to follow you in and I'm going to sign you up for shit while I'm in there. I know it's going to happen. It's going to be like, you know, righteous gemstones kind of ordeal. I'm going to end up joining the family.

I'll be having brunch with them after the mass. I'm going to get right in with these folks. I'm taking over. Dude, if you don't, this doesn't end up with you in an exorcism. With you tied to a bed and them trying to cast the devil out of you, I did it wrong. I picked the wrong place. Chris Crimson says Catholic, it must be mass. Dude, I've been to enough funerals and weddings that.

Oh, no. I'm not built for that you're not going to a mass you're going to crazy ass white church somebody said take him to a jewish church that's not there's no such thing as a jewish church sir vinny are there any snake handlers churches near you i don't know but i'm going to google it this week we'll find out how do you feel about snake handling carl and carl what's this turning into i'm very confused at what i'm doing here you're going to church yeah no i'm handling snakes Church. People do that. That's a thing. So, all right, Carl, that's your consequence. You get to get a little bit of Jesus.

Now, it's nice to be bored. Let's just, it's more important to be nice. We're to be back with a bonus episode on Wednesday. If they don't find me hanging in the studio before then. Dude, the ceiling is going to collapse before you die. You're fine. It is a drop ceiling. I'll be okay. I'll survive. Mike get a little asbestos in the lungs. And get me in the long run. So, bye, folks. Goodbye. Play your goodbyes. I want your WATP goodbyes today.

That's how I feel. Okay, bye. Okay. Folks, guess what? The episodes, oh, wow. Jesus, I get to go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys.

That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay, bye. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. I don't know. It gives a shit. Why I'm even still doing this?

This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye.