The Creep Off - Episode 155: The Legend of Waukegan Batman

Episode Date: March 6, 2023

This week Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for the biggest creep from the year 1955: In WATP we discovered that Yeardley Smith in real life is way more annoying than Lisa Simpson: In the Scum Parade we catch up with Honey Boo Boo, we meet a woman who really loves her kids and the worst granddaughter of all time:In this episode we officially welcome our first official review girl Jessica from Hack the Movies! Check out the stories:Honey Boo Boo Was in Car Chase Before Boyfriend Arrested for DUI (people.com) Oklahoma mom, 45, who married daughter, 26, after two 'hit it off' gets two years in prison | Fox NewsDayton-area woman pleads guilty to drowning 93-year-old grandmother in sink (fox19.com)Samurai sword beheading suspect appears in court (kron4.com)

oh my god it's like we're on time of something hey look at us oh just wait for the no no don't look at us what are you doing why you're okay there you go it's not it's not working for me no i'm like why do you keep playing the six second video because i'm a creep guess who's back today carl oh i hope it's tucker dixon certainly is way to hear this uh This fucking thing he said, oh, good. Hey, everyone, are you sick of your wine and crime type podcast? Well, I got good news for you. This is the Creefaw, where you got two bros drinking beers

and talking about brook of murder. And since this podcast is so manly, what we do is we have a competition here. Yeah, you get to go over to the subred and vote for whoever brought in the biggest crew. After taking five hours, the loser has to spit the trip. Which includes funny consequences, such as wearing crocs in a live show. Or not listening to Andrew Tate while you work out in the gym.

Bummer! Last week was Wild Card Week. And this is being brought a woman who forgot how to use trash pad and decided to throw out of trash in her purse. Oh no! Killer Carl taught us the importance of commas when you have the sentence, let's eat grandma. Anyways, that's all I got this week. Chuck her out. attention parents what you're about to see is not suitable for kids shoot it's not even suitable for some grown-ups

you might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things i'm going to give the people what they want sensation horror shock i'm going to deliver the goods because i'm alive and i'm not backing down coo coo coo Creepoos. Creepos. Welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps i'm your host my name is viti and joining me today as always that is one big pile of shit it's ccac carl what is happening bitty paulino so good to be back in the studio with you for another episode of the creep off and i'm very thankful tucker dixon is back wow that

that really smacked a effort didn't it holy shit i am a proud a proud guy just standing there watching him really come out of the game execute after being off for a couple of weeks Tucker we're doubling your salary well done buddy congratulations on that way to go pal so i'm excited to be here except for the fact that the results of last week were rigged oh i don't think that's true i don't think that's true at all shit nope the results what were the results what were the results really do you got that for us i can't pop it up but i could i could tell you that you according to red it which i'm an expert in now uh apparently i'm an expert um Uh, says you won.

Yeah, apparently I am the one surfing to celebrate it. I hope you're happy. I am happy. It's nice to get a victory. It's been a little while. Well, it's nice. You know what? I'm going to go ahead and say,

thank you everybody. It was tight. I think you won by like seven votes, something like that. It wasn't we can look it up. And that's fine. It was seven votes. I looked up and that's fine.

To those seven people, go fuck yourselves. But it is good. Was it though? Um, the worst seven. Whatever seven are at the bottom of my list. That's them. Uh, I'm sorry. What was that?

Oh, bitch, bitch. I just want to say, though, it's good that you got a victory because it keeps you playing the game. That's correct. You're like the gambler who's just so close to quitting because it keeps losing, but then he got those couple extra quarters in the slots and he's still on board. That's how gambling works, my friend. Hey, this is our first show of March.

I don't know if you know this about March, but it is Super Chat Month. Whoa. Here on the creep off. Whoa. That means all month long, we'll be reading your super chats, including this one from Fisker Whisker that says, elections are safe and effective, Vinnie.

I think he meant effective. Yeah, well, I disagree this week. Yep. No, I think that was a, a legit vote this time. It's been a while since that's happened in this country, but I think this time it was legit. Well,

congratulations, Carl. You got one on me, buddy. Thanks, buddy. This week, our category was picked by our good friend Alex. Yes. I said to him, what would you like to see more of on the creep off? After all, you are the Oracle, and apparently we're playing just for you, pal.

And he goes, I like it when you do the years. And I said, okay, well, we're doing episode 50 or 155 this week. So we decided we were going to visit the year 1955. We're going back to the future, Carl. Gotta go back in time.

To 1955 shitty guitar riff. Weird year, Carl. Weird year. Right. I agree. I guess you won, so you get to go first. And my presentation, today. I want to present this to all my fellow magas out there. Because

1995 was when America, we had just come in and conquered the Germans and the Japanese and kind of the Italians too, I guess. I don't know. I don't know what was going out with that. But we were still celebrating a huge W from WW2. We're riding high. The economy's going great. And we had this thing called the Jim Crow laws. down in the south. I want to present to you, Roy Bryant, Roy Bryant and his half-brother,

J.W. Millum. And this is a story of one Emmett Till. Emmett Till grew up in a working class neighborhood of the south side of Chicago. And though he had attended a segregated elementary school, he was not prepared for the level of segregation he encountered in Mississippi

in August of 1955. He took a trip to Money, Mississippi, to visit family. His uncle and his cousins are down there. Boy, was he surprised at the misleading title of the name of that town. Yep. On August 24th, while standing with his cousins and some friends outside of a country store, he brayed that he had a white girlfriend back at home.

And they went, oh, come on. You can't. You're not dating a white girl. And so they decided to dare him. Like, okay, if you're, if you're dating a white girl, why don't you go in and ask the white woman who's working at this store out on a date? So he says, fine. you know this kid's 14s got all this confidence he goes in bought some candy on the way out he was

heard by his friend saying bye baby to the woman now caroline bryant is the woman behind the counter in here she's the only other person in the store when this happened and she later claimed that he grabbed her made lewd advances and wolf whistled at her as he left you know i actually have the audio from her brother after he heard him say hey baby you my friend have committed a crime You, my, Yeah, Roy Bryant is the, the owner of this club and happens to be Carolyn's husband. He was away on business, but came back

a couple days after this incident occurred and heard about how Emmett had allegedly spoken to his wife. And he was not happy about it, Vinnie. He was not happy. So he decided to go to the home of Emmett's great uncle, most right, with his half-brother, J.W. Millum at 2.30 a.m. on August 28. 8th. They forced Emmett into their car. Oh, no. After beating Emmett in a toolhouse behind Millim's

residence, they drove him down to the Tallahatchie River. They forced Emmett to carry a 75 pound cotton gin fan to the bank of the river and then ordered him to take it off his clothes. The two men then beat him nearly to death, gouged out his eye, shot him in the head, and then threw his body, tied to the cotton gin fan with barbed wire into the river three days later his corpse was recovered when they found it they were like oh yeah it was a pretty gruesome scene three days liver his corpse was recovered but it was so disfigured that the only way his uncle was able to identify him was by a piece of jewelry he was wearing they couldn't even recognize this kid authorities wanted to bury the body quickly but emmett till's mother requested it be sent back to chicago

go they just wanted to get rid of the evidence here and get this over with after seeing the mutilated remains man this story so bad his mother decided to have an open casket funeral so that all the world could see what racist murderers had done to her only son jet an african-american weekly magazine published a photo of emmits corpse and soon the mainstream media picked up on the story less than two weeks after emma's body was buried milliman bryant went on trial in a segregated courthouse in Sumner, Mississippi, who were few witnesses besides most right who positively identified the defendants as Emmett's killers.

Now remember, he was the one who was home with Emmett when they abducted him from the house. Right. So he knows who they were. So he has reason to lie. So in the courtroom at the trial, at the trial of Till's killers, Carolyn Bryant claimed that Till grabbed her,

followed her, and even sexually, and used sexually crass language, harass her. So she wanted to make it be known that this kid was up to no good. On September 23rd, the, oh, God, things got done quickly back then. On September 23rd, the all-white jury deliberated for less than an hour before issuing a verdict of not guilty explained that they believed the state failed to prove the identity of the body. People all over the U.S. were outraged by the decision and also by the state's decision not to indict Milliman Bryant on the charge of kidnapping. Why wasn't it that part of this? They

kidnapped the guy whether anyone saw them kill him or not he tied himself up to that propeller and yeah he was his choice he's barred wire we thought that would be uncomfortable but that was his thing in 2017 so that was 55 fast forward 2017 tim tyson author of the book the blood of emmett till revealed that caroline bryant recanted her testimony admitting that emma had never touched threat nor harassed her she said nothing that boy did could ever justify what happened to him in 2022 a grand jury, she's still alive. A grand jury must have to be declined to indict Bryant for her role in the crime from nearly 70 years earlier.

So they were considering bringing her back in for lying 70 years later. And this is the worst part about this whole thing. In March of 2022, a year ago today, or this month, I guess. President Joe Biden signed the Emmett Till anti-lynching, anti-lynching act into law, making lynching a federal hate crime because before that lynching was totally illegal and fine. Thank God for Joe Biden to come in and sign that into law. Seems like something Obama would have done a while back. You would think so, but I guess Biden needed a W that day and decided to go ahead and sign that like,

oh, good, we're finally going to get rid of this lynching thing. I've been hearing all about in the South. That's what they're up to all the time. He was like, lynched, let's sign right here. So that is my creep that is Roy Bryant, his half brother, J.W. Milliman. And hell, we'll throw in Carolyn Bryant for lying as well and getting this kid. This 14 year old innocent boy murdered in a gruesome and horrific and racist way. Vinny, what do you got for us, buddy?

Well, Carl, a while back when we did our live show, we did the category, Creepiest Carl and Creepiest Vinny. And I had a runner up who committed a crime. It just so happens to have been in 1955. That is so absolutely disgusting today. I don't know where to start, but, uh, hold on a second, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Barton just saw this bold move bringing Emmett Till is your creep this week, Carl. No, I don't think you understood the presentation.

It wasn't Emmett. It wasn't Emmett Till. It's my creep. No, vote for Carl and Emmett Till this week, if you're a real piece of shit. Alex, if you're putting up the poll, let's make sure we get the right creep up there, please. Now, funny thing is, this guy actually has the same name as you. Yeah. But, uh, it's flipped backwards.

His name is Sigfried Carl cast. okay yeah instead of carl sigfried hamburger right yeah now i was trying to let my middle name slip but all right all right siggy now carl cast as he went by left germany for australia in the 40s now he jumped ship from german freight holly and brisbane two months before the outbreak of world war two he claimed he was fleeing the tyranny of adolf hitler's nazi regime dude those things were just getting started then you're gonna leave i mean he's leaving in the bottom of the seventh inning is what he's doing it's a tie ball game Yeah, to go to Australia.

Where are you going, buddy? Yeah, that'll work out well. As you'll find out, he'll come to work out well for him. Okay. He spent the next decade working a array of our jobs. He bounced around a lot and it's apparently not well liked and was a shitty worker. Okay. I imagine he smiled talked a lot, probably talked back to the, to his bosses.

Yeah, his smile part didn't look great. No, it did not. I guarantee you that. Now, he ended up working for this mining company in Cairns. Now, one day, he falls into a trench. Because he's not paying attention. Let's not talk about minors on this show. That's all we do is talk about minors.

Come on. Now, he falls into this trench onto a hard steel pipe. Okay. The guy's 30 years old at this point. He starts to make claims about severe back pain and he visits local doctors. Now, it turns out back then in Australia, there was unemployment insurance. Really? Yeah.

And because he was there long enough, he was a naturalized citizen. So he got paid for the time he took off. from this mind nursing this back injury he goes to the doctors and he says to the doctors he's like my back is so terrible I can't lift up my arms my my toes are falling off he told them his toes were falling off they turned black and green and we're falling off I mean are all of you fucking alike stop it this is what he's telling the doctors and the doctors give him an examination and they're like dude your feet are fine you could lift your arms up fine I don't know what you're fucking complaining about here.

And he was like, ah, my back. So there's a lot of dispute as to whether or not this Carl was trying to pull a workforce injury con. Shee. Exactly. So Carl is going to bouts around to a bunch of different doctors trying to get them all to back him up because what he is requesting from his employer is a full pension for the rest of his life.

I think that's fair. So that he never has to go back to work. His back is sore, Vinny's toes are falling off. I think that's fair. Yeah, because that's how that works, Carl. That's fair. Well, he goes to visit a well-respected and sympathetic to his pain, orthopedic surgeon by the name of Dr. Arthur Vincent Meehan.

Oh, interesting. All right. Yeah. Now. Carol's buddy Vinny over there. Yeah, Dr. Vinny. Yeah. Dr.

Vinny's like, he concludes that the pain that he was suffering was all in his mind. He's like, listen, man, I'm trying to help you here. But this is all psychosomatic. And he's like, not my back and my toes are not falling off. He's like, no, your toes are right here, you lunatic. Yeah. You know, there's Vinny talking sense to a fucking crazy person. Sure.

Now, it's like when cell governor, he lost his penis. Yeah. It reminds me of that. My toes are gone. Yeah, exactly. Now, Carl, he's being hassled by the company because they're like, come back to work. And he's refusing to work. and there's a lot of pressure building on him

because he's losing his support. He lives in this house with these people and he's like a border at this house, right? Okay. And the people who were, who lived there with him, a mother and her son all told the cops later that all this guy did was talk about how pissed he was at Dr.

Vinny and all these other doctors for fucking not giving him this pension for life. Yeah. They've ruined it. It is pretty fucked up. I'm on this one. Yeah. That people should just be getting free lifetime assistance for make-em-ups.

That's your own. there's vote Carl this week everybody real libertarian over here do I look like I want to have a nine to five job you don't I don't you work like 10 to 10 every day it feels like that's right I work from 10 to 10 10 that's why I'm siding with car on this one but keep going let's see what else is going on it well let's get to the atrocity shall we on December 1st 195 bearing a 38 caliber revolver and a satchel containing 12 pipe bombs that he made in his bedroom at the house He went to the Brisbane Criminal Investigation branch of the police department and dropped off a brown paper parcel, which in it was basically a kill list naming four doctors that would not treat him or take care of him. And he explained that he was not able to find any justice anywhere and that these four doctors will be brought to, quote, oblivion. Now, is this against the law in Australia at this time? No, I'm sure it's fine. Okay. Yeah, just writing stuff down.

So either way, he says, I did not receive justice anywhere. He drops off all this paper to the cops. And he walks down to the offices of Dr. Vinny, walks it and shoots him in the head. Then he shoots another doctor, Michael Joseph Gallagher. And Mr. Gallagher gets shot, but he doesn't die. He gets hit and he's okay. Hold on. What happened to Vinny again?

Shot in the head, dead. he's a piece of garbage fuck you carl so during this time these guys are all dead people are running around screaming he lights a pipe bomb in the lobby right and this thing is like got a fuse on it and this gentleman who's a horse trainer his this guy's name is george boland walks up to this thing, and he's trying to get the fuse out. He's above the thing. Snomping on it. He's thrown up in the air.

He's trying to pitch off them. Play him. There go his hands. There's George Boland's hands. All right. He can still play offensive line in the NFL, though, right? Blow, clean the fuck off. I want to show you a picture.

Hold on. This is the office after one of the pipe bombs went off. This is a fun picture, girl. oh wow he he knows how to make a bomb this guy he had 12 of them carl knows how to make a bomb good for him he certainly does

so he goes to find the other doctors he goes one of them is with a patient he walks into the room and the doctor says quote hi what's the mani he's Australian sure shoots him in the leg shoots him in the shoulder shoots him

in that and what he thinks is the head but it missed him this guy survives his well leaves another couple of pipe bombs at that office fucking blowing up everywhere he goes and then he goes down to the offices of this the last doctor on his list at a place called ballow chambers which is around the corner he shoots dr andrew murray and kills him but then tries to go get another doctor named dr john lance who escaped now so all these lying doctors are finally being put in their place is what you're saying okay i'm okay with this so far what does carl do wrong you got to tell me the creep part well he was blew up the poor horse trader's

fucking hands yeah well that guy probably should have been playing with he was trying to save everybody should have been playing with bomb i about my mom used to tell me no ball in the house and don't play with bombs yeah that's a pretty good lesson for mr hamburger yeah now following the rampage Carl locked himself in the office of Dr. Lance and he shot himself. But again, he did not kill himself. Oh, no. I was going to say, no more work for him then.

Then he shoots off another bomb to try to kill himself because he's not dying for that. Oh, Jesus. I don't know. I'll bleed out eventually. And he still didn't die after the explosion. He was just a charred, fucked up, shriveled mess. And he ended up dying like a day later.

in the hospital so okay yeah i mean there's that justice so this guy murdered like five people blew off a guy's hand murdered a bunch of like well-respected doctors in a place where they needed doctors not a good guy also he could have a pension for life on an insurance scam major crimes shit love it that's so much i'm so sorry this um political animal 87 in our subreddit recommended that we grab Clay Davis from the wire saying she it's i say it all the time keep it coming keep it coming partner love it so that is my creep this week his name is Carl you all know what to do you know what to do

go to our subreddit and vote there I believe our website is still down is that don't interrupt me cunt that's right folks go to our subreddit and vote for video our website is still down yes Um, what's going out with that? Should we have a meeting not on the air about it? I could tell you what's happening. Please do. My guy who's working out is doing it at a very, very slow pace.

Okay. Is everything, everything's gone though? We lost everything. No, he's trying to get the retrieval. Great. He from somebody else and he's the person who owns a server slow getting back to him. And I'm in the loop, but I have not seen a lot of movement. This person who owns this server, are they aware that this is the website for the

creep off, the number one true crime show? on the internet are they aware of this it's part of the problem oh well viny that's a pretty good segue into a little segment i like to do called creep bows that's right this is the segment where we prove that we're the number one true crime show on the internet and the way that we do that bini how's that carl is that we show you the other true crime shows one of the time and explain to you why they suck they all suck they rule all not good. It's extremely petty of us, but that's okay. Do you know how many shows are all every true crime podcast this fucking week is about Alex Murdoch? Oh, I know. It's so annoying too because

even on Netflix, it's like, do you want to watch Chris Rock or Alex Murdoch? Enough with this fucking guy. Yeah, I know. Chris Rock's just too much. Too much. Did you watch that, by the way? Have you seen Chris Rock yet? Dude, I watched his last special. It was like, okay. No, no, no, no, no. Is this good? He tears Will Smith and his wife, Jada, new assholes, and it's fan fucking tastic. Oh, good. Watch the last 10 minutes. I was.

What about the first 50? I don't know. I haven't watched that yet. But the last 10 minutes, I was giving it a standing O. Okay. Because it was fantastic. Okay. You got to say, the thing about revenge, dish best served cold, he waited a year.

He waited a year that really let him have it. And I was very happy for him. with you is the real smart way to do it because not only did he get a giant payday from Netflix he got to present it however he wanted to it don't could stop him yep and no one's saying that you know always emotional or anything like that's like no 12 months has gone by he's going to let you know how he feels now okay it's fantastic all right all right you want me over so we got a suggestion I appreciate the suggestions coming in because I don't even always know what the true crime shows out there the kids are into but on Twitter at Henry Lumley 7

What are the drunk housewives listening to these days? Yeah, right. I don't always know. You know, I try to keep my finger on the pulse. Sure. So, Henry turned me on to a show called Small Town Dix. Small Town Dicks. I've heard of this.

This is a couple of comics, right? Well, no, but you are going to recognize one of the hosts on here. In fact, why don't we start that? Let's meet the hosts. Hi there. I'm Yardley. I'm Dan. I'm Dave.

And I'm Paul. And this is Smalltown Dix. Dave and I are identical twins and retired detectives from Smalltown USA. And I'm a veteran cold case investigator who helped catch the Golden State killer using a revolutionary DNA tool. No one told me there was going to be boasting. That's right. Lisa Simpson is the host of a show called Small Town Dix. There's no reason for it to be on this show.

It actually has actual detectives, people who are solving crimes, and then Lisa Simpson. for some reason. Well, it does seem like the kind of show that Lisa Simpson would be into though,

doesn't it? I guess. Like grown up Lisa Simpson, you know would be listening to true crime and chicken wine.

For sure. It makes sense to me. In fact, I think that was one of the newer episodes where she gets really into a true crime podcast.

Is it really? Yeah. Yeah, one of the plots of this. Richard Lucas five bucks. Thanks, Richard. I have been banned

permanently from Reddit. What the fuck do I do now? Behave better in the future. Yeah, you create a new account. What are you talking about? What do you do now? use a different email address and sign up again

but honestly I don't know because I've never been banned from Reddit I'm not causing problems over there I'm just voting I'm constantly getting in trouble on Reddit now yeah oh I bet I bet they don't like you too much always like I've been suspended like multiple times now that's funny for well twice yeah twice for just posting hey who wants to come and talk to us about something on some Reddit surfing like you could no longer post here that's so getting kicked out of subreddits. Yeah, I don't like it. All right. So, oh boy, are these folks fun and playful with

each other, Vinny? You're going to love the banter in the back and forth. Yardley has to have some amazing, like, timing and talent. Of course. She's been, uh, an actor, a voice actor for decades. You know her as Lisa Simpson. You've seen her as Lisa Simpson. You might remember her as being Lisa Simpson. So you would think that she would be really good at this. on small town dicks we have the usual suspects we have detective dave i knew you were coming to me first i was prepared happy to be here happy to have you your name's lisa shut up so i do not like this it's very odd because most people who voice characters change their voice but not yardley smith it's literally listening to lisa simpson on a podcast even that little laugh that was oh i

I don't know if I don't know if she's become Lisa Simpson or this is just who she is. But yeah, all of her mannerisms are just a cartoon character, which kind of takes me out of it personally. I want to hear Hank Azaria's true crime show is a poo. That would be fun. I love that. I don't think he's going to do that anytime soon. Moneymaker. It would be.

All right. So she accuses one of her hosts as being a nerd and he's not having that. I bet you are actually the kid who asked for more science homework. the teacher didn't give you any. Is that true? Well, no, that's not quite true. Fair enough. All right. So this is just annoying. And I'm so annoyed with the contributions that Yardley has on the show because they're unnecessary in every single way.

He was in the black market, Russian black market for selling lamps and stuff, lighting. Who knew? Yeah, who knew? Dynamite drop in money at broadcast school is really. you paid off. They still have segregation in Russia. They have drop-ins like, who knew? What are you doing here?

There's four people hosting this show. You heard me play that. Meet the host thing. There's only one guy telling the story, and he was involved in it. So he's telling the story, and I don't even know what the other people are on the show. What's the point of them being there?

Here's Yardley with another gem. Joshua and Marty admit, believe it or not, to killing Vittily. Well, that's a short story. episode. Thanks, Paul. That was great. There you go. Done. No. hilarious, because that's just the beginning.

Vinny? Shut up, Lisa. Exactly. Exactly. My point. Here's another example of, again, four people, three of them adding nothing to this. Could you imagine

being that family? Oh, my God. No. No. Right. I talk about jaw dropping. That's boring. you're boring everybody quit boring everyone did you imagine me in the family no i couldn't great why are you here again are you getting paid to do this what's happening right now you understand i'm lisa simpson yeah yeah i guess so this is funny because they're telling the story about i can't imagine anybody any of like the main actors of the simpsons like Hank azari is one thing

he's an actor he's been out in hollywood and he does other things but like dan can't Castellanetta. Yeah. Doesn't do much. Yardley Smith doesn't do shit. Nancy Cartwrights a weirdo Scientologist. Right. These people have to be complete boars.

Yes. That's what it looks like to me. Yes. Harry Shear is cool. Harry Shear's the man. He was in spinal tap. He's fine by me. Fuck yeah.

So this is great because they're describing this story where these guys are partying together and the one guy's gay. The other guy passes out. So the gay guy gets on top of this guy And tries like pull his pants off This is a sexual assault Is what you would call it I have the audio tape of the interrogation

Yes I did fix them up a little bit So this is Lisa Simpson And her own brand of victim blaming I was actually kind of proud of her I'm this one I don't think she's understanding what they're saying here How come Joshua went from zero to 60 so fast There are so many other alternatives like

toss vitally off you and look them in the eye and say hey we're not doing this you know yeah so Lisa Simpson because this guy hit the guy over the head of the bottle Lisa Simpson says all right I know this guy's trying to rape him but why not just like talk some sense into him why do you got to get violent over it and the other guys are sitting there staring and are like what what the fuck so they so now we know that Yardley doesn't read the scripts yeah so they just reads the line they decided to talk some sense into her here. What he's claiming is that Vittily is sexually assaulting him. And so you put it in that lens, this guy feels like he's being sexually assaulted. He has a

violent reaction to it to defend himself against being sexually assaulted. You leave the gender out of it. You just say, this human being sexually assaulted, what's the reaction? And he's like, I'm going to defend myself. Yes, this is a self-defense. I'm really glad you corrected me, Lisa, people are always really glad when they're correcting. So I thought that was funny that she's like, I don't know why he's reacting it this way to being raped. It's like, well, I think it's a fine way to react to being raped. Fighting back is actually okay. Dummy.

And then they break into ad copy, Viti. And they do an ad for another podcast. And we were talking about how Yardley Smith is an actor. She's been acting for a long time. Yeah. And you could tell because this dialogue is very natural. The delivery is very natural. And the ad copy is also very natural.

Hi, Paul. Hi, Arley. It's so good to see you. It's great to see you. I'm super excited. I want to tell you about this podcast I've been listening to. I know you don't listen to podcasts. I don't.

I know. But you should really listen to this one. Which one is it? It's called Buried Bones. Oh. Yes. It's hosted by this fantastic woman who does the most granular. research on these historic cases.

Her name is Kate Winkler-Dawson. And there's some guy on it with her name, Paul Holes, who sounds a lot like you. Well, guess what, Yardley? What? That is me. No! My head's exploding. Who is this for?

Who finds this to be cute? Okay, I was just thinking this. And not Mark, Bravo. What was that slurried of her trying to read? I don't know. It's gross. Lisa needs braces. Hey, says, there's a show that's how this show is called this murder.

And so they're promoting this show, which I might have to check out now as Buried Bones or whatever it is. And listen to how she tries to promote this show. Minnie, I almost get the sense that Yardley's being forced to do this ad and she doesn't even like the show. I love the pre-show conversation. So before you guys get into the case, Kate always kicks it off with a question about how are you or about your fish tank or, about the kava it's great i love your show like when you guys talk about like how you doing today that part's great like have you ever gotten more than three minutes into the show obviously not okay i like the i like the way that they banter yeah that's not the good part of the show

lisa simpson it's not why people listen to shows purple monkey dishwasher five dollars thank you purple uh what did he say purple says lisa was always terrible on the simpsons no wonder her podcast bad also hi vinny and car'll see you in philly See you, Philly, buddy. I'm glad you're coming. That's going to be fun. I was always terrible. This is always terrible.

It's still going. Lisa's still the worst part of that show. So that is my presentation for today. Small town dicks, by the way, this show is so boring. You have this one guy going through and pretty much like explaining his job. So he's going through very detailed and very mundane and boring and doesn't know how to broadcast. I don't know why they had the show set the way that they have it, but they're starting their 12th season next month.

So watch out for the 12th season of small town dicks. Get the fuck out of here really? With Yardley Smith. 12 seasons? Yes. That's terrible. Well, I mean, how many seasons have we done?

Well, we've been doing, by the way, happy three year anniversary, buddy. Three year anniversary. You sent me that yesterday. I was like, holy shit. I've been put up with this guy for three years. That's 36 months. You haven't put up to me longer than that.

We've been doing the creep off for three years, that's a good point but no congratulations that three years that's awesome yeah we didn't realize super thrilled about it um are you ready for some voicemails carl i am brought to you by the city of syracuse the creep off voicemail segment is brought to by the city of syracuse the syracuse orange lacrosse team lost a devastating match to the duke blue doubles great now they're better at us into lacrosse and throwing parties see you in sarahue shh All right, the pride.

I see what you did there. Here's an old favorite. I'll play this just to get us started. But the little channel jingles his feet. Tickle, tickle, that they taste so sweet. Still just makes me laugh. All right, hold on. Okay.

Bum-ba-b-b-b-b-bam. while you're queuing one up I got through your creeps for the Monday of the 27th Carl I would

I like you more than Vinny I don't know why you're a Bill's fan which makes you a piece of shit but I guess being a dog insanity more

anyways I'll doubt uh your creep he killed his mother I mean I think we can all relate to that at some point

our lives where it's like yeah fucking bitch but a woman killed her own child and even killing their own child like rape and fucking whatever that's that's that's that's fucking but

like just doing that like no I apologize you suck bye wait no wait thank you fuck you bye you got it pal I agree though they're cooking the entrails on the stove it wasn't just a murder there was cannibalism

involved you know my feeling about the Italians, yeah? Pay attention. Especially from Italy. They're dirty people. Wow. They're just dirty people. Whoa, many.

All right. Yeah, I got a voicemailer too for us over here, buddy. I don't know. I'm going to isolate that one. The Italians are the worst. You call yourself a fucking marketer and you cannot come up with cores for corpses. Jesus Christ, there is no help for you. You fucking cook.

Yeah, we were trying to figure out. what Senator John's true crime show would be since he likes to drink and podcast and every true crime show also likes to do that. I think somebody picked it last thing. I think it might have been purple. Cause and crime. Cause and crime.

Cause for corpses is good, too. All right. Cause and crime. Here's another one. All right. Hey, Carl. It's Richard Lucas. A suggestion for the creep off.

Creepiest trans prisoner. Creepiest trans prisoner. Because there's a ton of them trying to get into women's prison. so that they can rape and recad it. That's not a bad idea. All the stories would be the same, though. So?

Let's do it. At this point, if we actually do that category, it's going to end up being a numbers game. Because it's like they're all just raping in there. That's true. I mean, they're going to really have to put a really interesting twist on it to make it good. Hey, by the way, we got a message from Cardiff Electric. Oh, good.

He says, don't be a creep. Watch a subverted surf at 8 p.m. tonight. Gosh, Curtis never watching shows. I'm surprised he's even here right now. I know. I never seen him around on the internet. He's never around for anything. Richard Lucas has been here since day one and he also left that voicemail.

Thank you very much, Richard Lucas. I like that idea. I think we should try it. You're the man, Richard. I don't, I'm not saying no to it. I'm just saying we got to make sure we could put out some good product that day. Sure. Here's a voice mail for you, Carl.

Hey, wheel of consequence idea. The winner makes the loser a sandwich. there you go kitchen items only it'd be easy to do it wouldn't be like some six month long not driving Gary any at Gary Indiana like it'd be easy to fucking do record yourself making a sandwich record the loser eating half of it it doesn't have to be the whole thing fucking anything in the kitchen common kitchen items it can't be like hey it's a meth witch but you know it'd be fun anyhow thank you fuck you about people keep rat poison in their kitchens

don't they? I do So I'm going to pass on that I'm going to pass on that one too I don't want to eat a sandwich I am not eating a fucking pickle fucking sandwich in Carl Good idea I do have one more voicemail It's a longer one but

It's about Batman Hey Mr. Hamburger Hey that story Your little buddy said there at the creep off About the Batman What King in Batman Well it actually turns out Back in the 90s, there was this case.

I believe in late 90s. I was in Detroit. I worked at a time. Maybe I actually early 2000. There was a case of a robbery involved a Batman mask and a prostitute in a hotel. And it happened on eight miles. And apparently this person was, you know, molested or fucked or whatever by Batman. And he was not happy about it.

I bet I get to the dynamic duel didn't leave a good taste. You got a comment, ready? Fucking Joaquin, Batman did it again. fucking Waukegan Batman But you know what though? Bruce Wayne was afraid of bats And so what he said is you know what I'm gonna overcome this fear by being Batman

Yeah So whoever Batman fucked His mouth Anyways it was a true story I'm not sure how he got associated with Keegan But it might just became one of Urban Legends type things Or maybe the dude was from Waukegan

Who knows You fucking creep off You know how you are You find the creepiest shit we that is what we do over here we do it better than anybody else that is correct hey here's a voicemail from a creepoff hall of famer carl hey boys it's jesska janet from canada call in to be your new review girl and trust me you don't want to say no to me boys because i can get little litigious when i don't get my way but don't worry carl baby i always send news in fact

I'm at my favorite salon right now about to prep this beautiful body for a full frontal photo shoot. Speaking of which, I got to go after all. These balls aren't going to wax themselves. I'm talking to you poxing. Won't up that wax because I'm coming in hot. Anyhow, boys. Thank you. Fuck you.

Bye. It was under 45 seconds, but that was the longest 45 seconds. No, it was so uncomfortable. Do you ever when she had to staple her own clip pack up? Oh, God. It's the worst. I blame Kai if we're introducing us to her. She sucks so bad.

Good news, Carl. We are going to meet our new review girl in just a little bit, folks. She's going to be joined us on today's episode in just a little bit. That is very good news. Hey, Christina Marie coming in with $5. She says the consequence should be loser goes to see podcast. Tipman in September during Michigan show I want to go to you just want to go by yourself chrissey just fucking go by yourself drag grand we don't want to go see

we could go visit um podcast at man met Lewinsky you would want to do that good would you want to do that though we don't want to do it it's just talking about a consequence mini it's a consequence it's not like a consequence can't be like go to the tigers game i want to do that they're out of town that weekend you schedule this all wrong and i'm going to get in early though stupid we're going to get in earlier in the weeks all right i'll go with you i'll go with you all right i don't remember inviting you i'll be there i'll be there i'm zubaki you're your trip to the tiger skate you heard about the buffet uh it's a nice buffet a detroit style pizza buffet well they do have that too yes there's sushi there steak pizza all right last suggestion for the

for the uh wheel today hey carl hey vinny uh so last week you all had a super chat it was was for something about wearing nails. I just want to double down on that. Wheel consequence. Play them a long-ass, ghetto girl, acrylic nails, hot paint, and then up the stakes, you either shave your face and act all flamboyance or you wear a furry one seat,

and you've got to at least take one shopping trip with your wife to the grocery store. Film that shit. As like a goofball, draw a lot of attention to yourself. That's my suggestion. love your fucking bot bitch Vinny does that anyway what do you mean that's not a good suggestion

I don't get fucking giant crazy nails Vinny does that shit anyways what he does for fun what do I do put on your nails and go shopping with your wife fuck you act like a real asshole throughout the supermarket my character's name is Vinay

hey here's a suggestion Nazi henna face tattoo hard pass hard pass on that one probably not when it comes to the Nazis, we denounce it. Carl, I think that means

it is time for us to have a scum parade. You ready for a scum parade? I am, buddy. These fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade Vinny and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit.

Scum parade. Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad. Soaking up the blood of a cat. Let's go parade. You know, it's not that often that I get to start off the scum parade with a story from People Magazine. Oh, right.

But this story was interesting to me. We have a D-list celebrity update, Carl. Oh, good. Someone who really doesn't matter to show business at all, but we have an update. Police conferred to People magazine that Alana, honey, Boo Boo Boo Thompson's boyfriend, friend, Draylon Carswell was arrested on Tuesday for DUI, fleed police, and outstanding warrants after a three-mile car chase in Georgia. He didn't Carswell that day.

Cause bad. Yeah, more like cars bad or something. Cause not very good. Thompson 17. Alana. Honey boo-boo is in the front seat of the car during the chase. She was not charged with anything. She's just a witness in the case, according to the police.

the police confirmed that when this broke, he was running a Dodge Charger in front of a gas station on Highway 24 and the police confirmed that the owner of the car had a warrant under his name. The officer attempted to make the stop but the vehicle sped north. So he just fucking saw the cops put their lights out

and he booked it. They had to use a immobilization technique to spin the car out and disable it. Yeah, they ran him off the road, basically. is what happened. Yeah, Carzwell's 21. He's arrested for DUI fleeing, failing to maintain lanes and following too closely. Now, so this kid was drunk at 4.30 in the afternoon. This was a Tuesday. A 4.30 out of Tuesday. That's old man behavior right there. With his 17 year old girlfriend in the car. Dude, he's too young to be drunk at 4.30 in the afternoon. That's not a good sign. Hmm. Now,

Thompson's sister, Lauren Pumpkin, Shannon, who is sole custody of the reality star. That's right, the fat mama June doesn't have custody of this kid. Story checks out. The toddlers and Tierra alum has dated Carswell for two years, but has been mostly silent about her relationship outside of a few interviews. In one routine vote, she reveals that Carswell might be her only friend because she doesn't trust

people her age. She said, to be honest, I don't have many friends at all. She said, because I feel like folks are much like, oh my God, I'm friends with the honey boo-boo. She added, I don't trust nobody, so I don't have friends. Hold on a second. I think I have an appropriate drop for that.

Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. Oh, are you too famous to have friends, honey, boo-boo? Now, poor thing. This kid's 21 years old. Yeah. She's 17. Right. Nobody else has seen the problem here.

Well, it's funny because they do write in the article that people have a problem with that, but they say, honey boo-boo says, the biggest problem is that she's dating a black person, which she's a very overweight woman. What choices she have? I don't know why it would be upset about that. I wish I had my I wish I had my Christoph Waltz Bingo

So let's hear what Mama June Shannon has to say She said yes I met Jailin They've been together for over a year People need to realize that she's going to be 17 So she's 16 now No she's 17 The mom said she's going to be 17 at August

I'm looking at Josh with the same age I think this interview was from a year ago Okay They say she's getting a lot of hate because she's in her in a relationship interracial relationship. He's older. But the end of the day, Alana's not that six, seven year old child y'all fell in love with 11

years ago. She's grown up. She's been graduating high school next year, guys. Yeah, sure. In July, Thompson told Entertainment, it's like the two most, the two things everybody is always talking about is the age gap and because he's black and I'm white and we're an interracial couple. I don't care,

she said, because like at the end of the day, my sister approves, his mom approves, and we're happy. so what haters got to say I don't really care well he's a grown-ass man who's drinking at 4 o'clock on a Tuesday and driving the teenager around I'm going to call

I'm going to call creepadreeland I'm called creepad trailing all right I can't argue with that can't argue with that one buddy creepa trailing okay Amanda's got a good one maybe he was illegally towing her All right

Here's a fucking story For it I read this one on the couch To my wife And her god hit her chest She's from Alabama An Oklahoma mother Married her a daughter

After you hit it off Why married you're already family She's like I think we should start a family We're really good enough You're my mom They are in a family You're already on her insurance So, they met two years ago.

And there are a few years, Patricia Ann Spam, she's 45 years old of normal Oklahoma, the same town that is doing. Right. Tiger King. To the fellow of the Fed said she married her biological daughter who's 26 years old, and she has a lovely name. Misty Velvet Dawn Span. She must also register as a second.

offender after release from prison. Now, Span accepted the plea deal and was also sentenced to eight years on probation and find $1,500. See, the problem with this, Benny, marrying your daughter is all it does is feed the people who are against gay marriage that it was a slippery slope. Oh, you're going to let them marry each other. Next to you know, they'll be marrying. The might be marrying their daughters. Like, all right. That's not what's happening here. You know, it's just gay people want to get married. This should happen. I'm like, all right, well, I guess they were right. Fuck. Fuck me then. That's insane. So Span accepted a plea deal. and was also sentenced to eight years on probation, like I said.

The Duncan Police Department was informed of the incestuous marriage by an employee with the State Department of Human Services. The employee found out about the marriage during a child welfare investigation. The mother and daughter wed in March 2016 after they reunited in 2014. Patricia had lost custody of Misty years before, but the two hit it off after reuniting. So she thought that she could get married because she was a horrible mom. She's like, look, I was never a good mom. And I'm making up to her through Cisorin. So how about I'll be a wife instead.

Let's see how that works out. That's not a good excuse. The mother and daughter wed, like I said, in March 2016. The marriage was a note in October 2017 after the judge decided the mother had induced her daughter by fraud to enter the marriage. Span said she thought the marriage to her daughter was legal because she had lost custody of her and her two sons years ago. Yeah. And she's not listed out the birth certificates. That's the funniest part right there.

It's like, well, no, it's still incest. As bad of a mom as you were, it's still incest to fuck your daughter, you idiots. Prosecutor said Span also married one of her sons. Oh, in 2008. All right. So, all right. Can we give her a show on TLC right now?

What are we waiting for here? That marriage was annulled in 2010 due to incest. How come we, there's people who like will eat their couch and do all this like crazy shit. We put them right on television. This one was married two of her kids. and we're not focusing on this on its own reality show. Misty Spad pled guilty. I mean,

do you know how awkward it is? Like, I'm just telling you something. Like, when you see an ex out in public, could you imagine going to your family reunion and like the sister and the brother and have to see their ex? So awkward.

Misty Spad pled guilty to incest to November at exchange for probation. However, her plea was withdrawn when it was determined she had been given a deferred sentence, which is not allowed under the state law. So whatever. I can't believe that this happened twice. Yeah, this is a pretty insane story.

What the fuck, Oklahoma. Anyway, in related news, I will be producing a show called Oops, I married my son should be a hit. That's got to be a bad morning when you wake up. Yeah.

Oh my gosh, I can't believe I got married. Mom, what are you doing here? And then oops, I did it again. The sequel. Season two.

Let's go to Eaton, Ohio, shall we? A suburban Dayton woman pled guilty Friday morning to murdering her 93-year-old grandmother. Now, Heidi Mathody faces 15 years of life when she's sentenced. The sheriff says the case returns to Preble County columns

courts next week. Here's what happened. She showed up to the police department and said, she walked right in and she says, I'm turning myself in. I killed my grandmother. The police asked her what happened. And she stated she held her breath in the sink until she stopped blowing bubbles.

She. Yeah, she put her face into the sink that's full of water. Then she drug her to the couch. Yeah. She started blowing bubbles. Again, she started like coughing up water. Yeah. She's like,

God damn, but she's not dead. So she drove, took her to the bathtub and put her into the bathtub face down this time and held her down until. until she stopped. She told detectors her grandmother's doctor needed to be, she needed to be in a nursing home,

but they couldn't afford it. She said her grandmother was stressed out and had panic attacks almost every day and she didn't need to live like that. Well, she was having panic attacks because her granddaughter's gonna fucking murder her. This woman confessed so much information at a certain point,

the detective's like, I didn't ask for your life story, hon. Sheesh, we got enough here. You're under arrest, relax. And I would hate to be this woman's attorney. I'd love to see that conversation. you told the police what the fuck is wrong with you i can't do anything now you're not helping your cause did you do me a favor and just start smearing shit all over your cell

and acting crazy because it's all i got right now honey i by the way i blame this whole thing on lockdowns this is why precisely what covid 19 was designed to get rid of grandmas and for some reason all of these governors were like oh let's keep the grandmas in the house and protect them. And now look at what happens. They're annoying the shit out of people. Right. So let's see where she goes.

She goes, according to the report, Heidi said, I just lost my shit. It's nothing that she did. She's not bad. She's a perfect freaking grandma. She said she had grandmother by the hair and told detectors she's struggling and that she was strong,

that she was able to overpower her and just hold her head under the sink. The detective asked her, what her thought process was at the time she said maybe we could stop this she said no she wanted to be she wanted her to be at rest like this is pretty violent like she grabbed this one with this one was struggling

and obviously fighting for life because she starts coughing up water and stuff when she gets to the couch and then she drags her to the tub and holds up under her holds another she said she was facing up in the tub so she was pushing her down by the chest and she kept floating back up to the top So she rolled her over.

By the way, this crime has been dead for a half an hour at this point, but she's thrown her in the tub and pushing her underneath. All of this is unnecessary. It really, this whole thing is terrible. So then what she decided to do. And just another piece of stupidity, if your next plan was to go to the police station and turn yourself in. Yeah.

She decided to go out through the window so her neighbors wouldn't see her. Right. She didn't want any witnesses to this crime that she was about to confess. To go confess that she did. Yeah. fucking idiots the cops asked her she planned this she goes no but they did discuss this before whenever grandma was manic she would tell me just to kill her well old people say that shit all the time yeah take me now yeah fucking olivia soprano yeah stop being some fucking dramatic grandma all right redwood city california a man who allegedly beheaded his mother the mother of his baby with the samurai sword in san carlos appeared at court wednesday Shee it. Jose Lendetta is charged with murdering his ex-girlfriend, 27-year-old Karina Castro,

in front of several witnesses outside of her home on September 8th, 2022. Landetta is 33, and Castro, they got into a heated verbal argument over the custody of their one-year-old baby moments before the homicide. See, I think this is a fine way to settle a dispute, but I would say you got to give her a shield or something. Because where's the sport in a sword fight with just one sword? gladiator style is what we need here right give her a fighting chance please okay so the people who watched this described it as a beheading yeah so he off with their head the defendant attacked the victim with the samurai sword slashing in numerous times causing the victim's head to almost be severed he put the bloody sword in his car no his car was part two blocks away now buddy

buddy you did it in front of a bunch of people there's not a lot of hiding yeah but putting the murder putting the fucking murder weapon back in your car right dragging it behind you for two blocks not smart just wiping it out a shirt trying to clean the blood out right what a dumb fuck now now i can't imagine what it would be like to be the neighbors for this shit like who gets custody of the kid now uh that's a good question the head the torrid or so, who gets a good question. Prosecutors presented key pieces of evidence on Wednesdays here, including Instagram messages,

in which Lendetta expressed anger at Castro and implied he intended to hurt her. Do we really need any more evidence other than these people are like, yeah, here's the samurai sword, here's her head, like just drop her head on a table, show him the sword, show the jury the sword,

point at the guy who, did you see the picture of him? Yes, I did. He was wearing the mask. He looks a lot like balushi. And the samurai, the old,

I heard he was yelling Cheapago cheese bego as he was slicing your head off. So he's been locked in the San Mateo County Jail without bail since he was arrested the day after the homicide. Martin Castro said Lendetta deserves to be sentenced to death. I don't feel he should be continued breathing. I think the death penalty would be perfect for him. Did you see what his attorney said to the judge? What did his attorney say? He's trying to claim self-defense.

Yeah. And the judge's response, I actually have it on my board here. no dude no fucking way that's going to be a tough one it's going to be tough to get him on self-defense oh man i just feel like this whole thing this guy's never to get out ahead no i get it's never going to happen but that is this week's scum parade ladies in general right that was a lot of fun I'm waiting for our new creep off review girl to join us. Is just not here yet? She's not here yet.

I'm waiting on her. Jessica, it's day one. How are you going to be late day one to work? You got to be early on your first day of work. This is, this is horrifying. I say we cut her pay, many. I don't normally have these types of meetings on,

on the air like this, but I hate to be the one to do it, but it's going to have to happen. This is very disappointing. Hey, Carl, where she learned her work ethic from, Tony from hack the movies? Must be. Hey, did I tell you who we have booked for this Wednesday's bonus episode? Who do we got for this Wednesday?

Our boy, Husey's coming on. Oh, he, everyone loves Husey. Everybody loves Husey. That'll be great. Of all the people that you've ever had on WATV, I feel like he's a very good fit for the Griebow. I agree with you on that. I feel like he's a good fit.

Him, Lorenzo Ariola. I would have those guys on those bonus episodes a lot. I'm surprised you and Husey haven't started doing a wrestling spin-off show. He doesn't want me. No? You and Cardiff are the two suckers that got saddled with a big. it's true carrying around all this dead weight i wish the problem is all that weight's alive i don't know all right what's happening i i guess not our review girl i i guess i told her to be ready around this time

so uh folks we still have a position open for a review girl apparently yeah so anybody want to be the review girl. Does anybody want to be the cream call? Hey! There's Jessica. Jessica. Wow. Barely got it in time. Wow. I don't know what's wrong. You almost lost the job. Yeah, we can hear you fine. Perfect. Because

this microphone is not working. Oh. How are we hearing you? My camera microphone. Oh, good. The magic of the internet. Yeah. So if it sounds like shit, I apologize. Hello. we're used to the review girl sounding like shit anyway so this is uh jessica welcome to the creep on thank you big fan big fan now you do some stuff with hack the movies from what i understand is that that true what do you do with those guys for i was the former editor but the company we worked for

moved us me to the gaming stuff i'm still part of like the show i host from time to time or not host tony host i co-hosts okay up on time all right so folks you could check out jessica's other show hack the movies not today though so you're a big true crime fan though yes i i scare everybody with my true crime knowledge because i'm a white girl all right so first interview question for this job even though you already have it is if you were going to murder carl how would you do it good question oh why would i you haven't thought about this no i'm shocked you don't have an answer I don't like murder. I like me listening about murder.

Oh, you want to hear me tell you how I do it? Sure, go for it. Your coworkers who I've made fun of multiple times, how would they do it? They might have an answer. All right. So we asked you to find some of our reviews on our YouTube or on our iTunes and our Spotify. Are people saying good things about the creep off? I mean, they'll leave it five stars.

so there you go it's pretty good I pulled up five different reviews they're all pretty short and they go back to like October

so okay so the first one we have five stars from Buzzy 138 from Apple podcast

pure garbage I don't know how anybody can listen to this crap and five stars yeah we got five stars yeah

fuck you very good you USA do we have a rule on this show you're supposed to shot us. I don't think we did. Yeah, same nice things about us.

Same nice things about us on this show. I think one of you guys did say, because I've listened to every episode, one of you guys did say, leave five stars. And you can say whatever you want. Okay. Okay. Next one. She's a creep off historian. She's not just our review girl. I've also listened because I love it.

Thank you. Yeah. I used to listen to all the other true crime shows that you put on like to what is it, the who are these creepos? Yeah. We've replaced them. Yeah. See, this is a creep off success story right here. Yeah, I don't know why I love it so much.

I just do. No, why you say that? You love it because it's amazing. I love it because it's, I love, I know it's weird that I like your guys show, but I do. I don't know why. I can't figure it out. I don't know why. I'm going to answer Jim Jones.

Are these iTunes? Are these iTunes reviews? Yes, they are. Please leave us a review if you have, and we do appreciate it. Yes. Yes. So next one, five stars from. D-D-D-Day

In via Apple Podcasts. Bad show, I don't like it. Oh, Christ. That's a five-star, too? Yeah, five-star. All the ones I pick are all five stars. All people have been leaving our five stars. Keep going. I'll take them.

I mean, I'm just waiting for someone to say something redeeming about it, Scarle. Holy shit. Nothing's going to happen. This next one's not going to be good. Five stars, OMG, Ricky Martin, Apple podcast. Horrible. Vinny's fat, Carl has club feet. Lick, lick, lick my balls.

Ha ha ha, ha, yeah. That is a pretty funny review. I like that one. Simple and sweet. I like anyone who critiques a podcast and goes, I don't know, the host is fat. I don't know. I don't know what the host that you should see is for the other one's feet.

Okay, this one is pretty okay. Five stars from Busy Mania, Apple Podcast. Great to listen to on a long drive. such as one from Rochester to Gary, Indiana. All right. That's a good one. Thank you, sir. And the last one I have is five stars from Chris 111, Apple Podcasts,

and Chris, instead of an I, it's a one. Following orders only gave five stars because Carl told me I had to. Very good. Thank you. People are listening to you, Carl. I appreciate it. Don't fucking know why, but they do. Let's get more reviews, so we have stuff for Jessica to read to us now that we have our own

review girl here on the creep off Jessica if Carl does anything inappropriate you can report it to HR What do you do as it's inappropriate I'm just kidding Tiberius has a question for Jessica He does

So Jessica did you Did you work or do you work for screenwave? Yeah I work for screenwave Cool I work on Ednaer Retroware Department Very cool I got to meet Jessica When I made a trip down to Philly

yes what was the movie it was the Howard Stern yes we did private parts with Tony from Hack the movies

yep and we'll be in Philly next month hopefully you can join us at the live show I hope so all right

April is a mystery to me right now I can send you a link to buy some tickets perfect yes live dot dig that show all right

Jessica well thank you for joining us today and we'll see you we'll hope to see you you a lot, folks. Leave your reviews. We'll get a lot more of Jessica in the future. Jessica, can you throw out a plug with your social media if you want to plug it? Let everybody know where to find you.

Twitter, Instagram, just daydreaming, but it's J.S. Daydreaming, all one word. And on YouTube, too, and also hack the movies from time to time. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, our review girl, Jessica. Thanks, Jessica. Thank you. All right. We have a review girl now. Look at that. I didn't think it was going to happen.

I can't even believe it. She came through. That's a real person too. She likes the show. Listen, I thought she was lying to me when I met her, but apparently she wasn't. So there you go. Who knows? She's a good egg. But that's the end to this week's show. We'll see on Wednesday

all of you bonus content subscribers. Those of you subscribe to us on Patreon, Supercast or backed.com. Bye. Thank you for your support. And to the rest of you, we'll be back next Monday. Carl. Jen says best review girl so far. She doesn't knowing me yet there you go

closing reviews for you that's a five star review from jenn oh yeah jessica's getting the good reviews now five star review for jess all right now uh i said it carl it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice gagia didn't we read the superchats oh do we have more i don't know christina saying that we had to read the super chas i thought we i thought we hit them all i did too i'm looking here all right i mean if you want to give us more we'll read them yeah if you want to give us more super chats right now. We'll read them. But I also kind of want to go home. All right. Yeah, I got to go. I'm doing Ray DeVito show on the Shuling Network at 3 p.m.

I believe that's live on YouTube, the Shuli Network. Check it out. Good. Gia. It's the creep off.