The Creep Off - Episode 156: Stab Stab, Kill Kill, You Know the Drill

Episode Date: March 13, 2023

This week Karl & Vinnie celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by making their nominations for the biggest creep from the emerald isle: In WATC this week we feature an incredibly boring and inebriated couple who think they can podcast: In the Scum Parade we meet a really cool vice principle, an ungrateful grandson & some Russian pranksters: Finally, we are joined by Jessica to read your reviews!Check out the Scum Parade stories here: Goose Creek CISD elementary assistant principal facing drug charge after dropping bag of cocaine in bathroom, court docs say (click2houston.com)Russian hackers post NAKED photos of Pennsylvania cancer patients after hospital refused ransom | Daily Mail Online100-year-old German grandmother is beheaded by axe-wielding 'black sheep' grandson | Daily Mail OnlineUndocumented immigrant indicted on 11 counts of capital murder and abuse of corpse (wsfa.com)

Hey everyone, are you sick of your Nancy girl true crime podcast? Well, good news, because this isn't Creeple. It's just Chad's Coke and True Crime over here. And because it's so manly, we turned into a contest. Where you head over to the subreddit and vote for whoever brought in the biggest creed. As a five devastating elves, the loser has to spend the dread wheel of consequences. We've just got awesome consequences, such as taking knife chops from Colin Delaney, or depositing all your doge coin into the Silicon Valley. Bang! Bummer!

Last week we traveled back to 1955 when Gene Carl brought in an O.G. Chad who was hitting on women and got busted up for it. Hey, where the white women at? Vindictive Vinny brought in a man who was bombing doctors before it was made cool by West Borough. Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Chuck her out. Attention, parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups.

You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, coo, coo. All the Germans are the best at war, the French have been, but nobody else gets drunkers and the Irish. My Krippos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps, for you, for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinnie and joining me as always. It's hot. Cucca Carla.

What is happening, Vinnie Paulina? Wow. That was an exciting intro from Tucker. I got to tell you this since he's come back. Yeah. This is the style. I love the style. I love what you're doing, Tucker. Tucker, baby, keep it up. Keep up the good work. I feel like I have to match that energy now. Ah, not really. I don't care. Yeah, who fucking cares. I'm pretty pumped to be here today, even though The results of last week's poll, I was not really thrilled about it. Let's take a look, Vinnie. Last week, can you pull that one up for us?

I want to take a look at it. We did the biggest cream from 1955. Uh-huh. And. Hey, look at that girl, 88 to 58. 58. Yeah, because of roos out there. Here's the problem, Carl, and I really should call you out on this.

You do take the lead in this round. You're now. up two to one but the problem is sir it's the problem you nominated more than one person oh that's not a problem you're that's against the rules you're only supposed to have one person that's bullshit you know it it's not i'm giving you the win i'm letting you fucking cheat right in front of me it's bullshit and you know it buddy yeah that should be a rule only one that should be a rule okay okay you know what it's a rule from now on okay pull that shit again hamburger pull that shit again fine all right so today we're going to celebrate uh say patrick's day ladies and gentlemen and we're

going to do that by nominating the biggest creep from the emerald aisle and to do to start off the festivities carl uh let's remind everybody that's super chat monday and then you need to ring that bell it is super chat monday today and i think we have some super chats to read if you want to get into that real quick okay let's do it and then we'll hit the bell our boy uh our folks over A.S.E. Presents It's mint salad. Is that mint? Yep. My biggest Irish creep nomination is the leprechaun from the movie leprecha.

That's a pretty good one. Yeah, that's an easy one. I'm sure that's who Carl picked. Michael C. says, thank you for the $5. Says the Emmett Till Challenge for the Wheel of Consequence. Louser has to undergo the same punishment as I'm at. That's pretty good. I like that. Although I think there's a law against that now. What, uh, was that in Mississippi?

Mississippi. Yeah. What's the, the consents go to Mississippi? Yes. Correct. In blackface. Dude, I would. I don't.

I've fucking built you a statue. Unironically, I've mentioned this. My wife is from Alabama. Yes. And the folks at Alabama, their only point of pride is that they're not Mississippi. That's funny. It is like,

well, at least wait, Mississippi. Yeah. It's like how New Yorkers look at New Jersey and are like, oh, look at that piece of shit. It's like, dude,

you live on a log island. Right. So you can still smell it. from long island yeah you could smell jersey from there so you're part of it all right carl can you do me a favor ring the bow and let's get all right creepiest irish person is the category today and uh the victim that i'm presenting to you is not only from dublin but she was born on st patrick's day elaine was born in dublin in nineteen seventy six on st patrick's day no less Growing up, she was bullied quite a lot at school, resulting in her developing a number of mental health issues and having to be hospitalized in psychiatric care.

All right. So you got this sad sack woman who's being bullied all the time. She's not an attractive person by any means. In August of 2012, she disappears. Oh, no. She just goes missing. And they don't know where she is. They do find her car. and her car is over by a park

which is next to a cemetery where her mom is buried and there is someone who said they saw her crying at the grave site of her mom Now the police did find her car in that park and it was assumed there's cliffs there's dangerous cliffs

in Shingana Park it was assumed that she had jumped to her death given her mental health history history of self-harm and earlier the day she went missing she had actually been released from a psychiatric hospital after she entered one for having suicidal thoughts. So, it seemed to fit. But they found nobody. Right. So they're searching for they can't find a body. So they assume it's suicide, but they don't know. This is the best way

to fake your death. They don't know what's going on. Leave your car by a body of water. A year later, August, 2013. Act all sad. The very, very, warm year. The water levels aren't what they normally are there in Ireland and they discover a bag in the water. It was an extremely dry summer and the reservoir levels are dictated by the weather and the water use within Dublin. So it was the lowest I'd ever encountered it. And then eventually I snagged a part of the rope and pulled up the rope and there was a couple of sets of handcuffs and leg restraints on it. Next thing, we found the mask.

It was just a letter strap, basically, that went around and came around this way. And then down, and there was a ball that's placed in your mouth. So they find this bag full of fun sex toys inside handcuffs, leg restraints, a ball gag. Some would also call those tools of torture. Yes, correct, Vity. I like that you understand where this is going. I'm glad you figured that out. That's very good.

So they go because these people... Maybe I could be a detective someday, Carl. I doubt it. These people find this. Background check would be rough for you. All right. So they find this and then investigators go and find even more shit. So he alerted the Irish police, the guardee.

And then they hopped by the reservoir and did some digging of their own. And what did they find? Well, more handcuffs. He's a leather. mask, a knife, and an inhaler. They also found a supermarket loyalty card, which turned out to be Elaine's. Oh, so now they're tying this to Elaine, who has been missing for a year at this point. And they say, okay, well, there's some evidence.

There's some foul play going on here. Certainly. Around at the same time. We found this blockbuster card. There's a dog train in a park that's 20 minutes away from where they found this, this evidence. and the dog finds these bones and it brings it back to the owner and they assumed it was a deer or something well it turns out they were the remains of elaine o'hara and they discovered that through dental records only a third of her body remained the rest of it was

eaten by animals ashes to ashes yeah so they find out there's a connection with elaine and this guy named Graham Dwyer. Graham Dwyer is a married man. He has three kids. And they were both on this BDSM site. I guess Graham's a big fan of BDSM. And they were, uh, they were friendly on there. And actually they were having an affair. But she broke it off. Okay. And then he decided, and she lost her inhaler, had an asthma attack in the woods and died. He reached out to her because he Mr. Okay. They had a relationship from 2007 that ended late 2008, but began again in 2011, with a text

from Graham that said, This is an old friend. We used to play together and I miss it terribly. Would love to catch up. Fuck this dude. Elaine replied, I'm not into blood anymore. But he sure was. Violent homemade sex videos and fragments of emails were retrieved from both the their laptops. In some videos, he was having sex with her while she was gagged and he was stabbing

her. So his fetish, I'm not going to kink shame here, he liked to stab people while he's fucking them. I feel like we should kink humiliate this person. I think you might be right. Yeah, sorry. So here are some of the text messages that they retrieved from this guy to Elaine. I want to stick my knife in flesh why I'm sexually aroused. I would like to stab a girl to death sometime seems excessive to me jesus uh still dying to knife someone he's on fucking front street with this stab stab rape kill was one of his text messages seems a little aggressive i actually said that to a uh a late grubhub driver once i believe that's very upset uh this is a fun one it will all be worth it when i kill you smiley face

Get the fuck out of here. Port to get that smiley face in there. And then it says, I'm your secret killer. My urge to rape, stab, or kill is huge. You have to help me control or satisfy it. And the last one here is, uh, you will have stab wounds. You know the drill. Last few did not bleed.

These will. So this is a guy who's getting off on, on stabbing this, this woman and other women as well. But she keeps going back. She'd had a relationship for like a year and change, right? Right. Because she. She's a fugly, mentally handicapped woman who really just is looking for affection and she can't find it anywhere.

So she's going on this video and you're telling me she is so ugly. The only affection that she can find is a man who will stab her with knives in the woods. Yes. Correct. That's what I'm telling you right now, Vinnie. She didn't like it, but she didn't have much of a choice. I'm not victim blaming here. That was the only place to go.

So this is what's interesting about this, Vinny, is that you find the evidence of this woman's body in the woods somewhere, but they have no idea how she died. And she did have suicidal tendencies and she, you know, obviously she had a lot of problems. So the prosecutor has to somehow prove that it was actually this Graham Dwyer guy who killed her. The prosecution said that the evidence pointed to a plan by Graham to commit and get away with murder. he had used Elaine's low self-esteem to manipulate her and he had a desire to kill they said Elaine was not

a willing participant in sexual violence she repeatedly expressed her wish not to be stabbed and not to be beaten by him she only wanted companionship love and ultimately a child she's the dumbest person in the world this is the dumbest person in the world

yeah I know at least he stabbed her from procreating though thank fucking God for that are you serious about this relationship are you just going to stab me again yeah i know are you listen honey i want to don't want to meet i want to put it in all seven of your holes i only have three oh i see what i see what you did there i'm sorry cut you up what we say there no i was going to say you do not want to meet the uh father or mother of your child on a bdsm website no definitely not it's not tinder kids yeah wow yeah

Listen, I don't want to get stabbed again. I just want to cuddle. You would say, lady. Can we fuck without the knife or how does that? No? Okay, I'm just asking. By the way, these clips that I'm playing are from... Stab, Stap, kill, kill.

From that chapter on YouTube. So thank you that chapter for supplying this information. Let's see what happens to our buddy, Graham DeWire here. In March 2015, Graham DeWire was convicted in a unanimous verdict. and he was sentenced to life in prison. Sentenced to life in prison. However, the way they obtained this information is illegal by EU law because they went through his phone without his permission.

And they have all these privacy laws in the EU now. So where is he now at his house? In 2018, they appealed this. And it was a highly controversial case. Some people questioning the reliability of the evidence present. and the fairness of the trial. However, the conviction was upheld on appeal in 2018. And that's a good thing because this wasn't the only woman

that was getting stabbed and fucked by this guy. You know, during the trial, a number of witnesses actually came forward. Female witnesses who said, yeah, Graham did similar stuff to them, minus the murder part. But he was, um, he was on the road to killing probably multiple people if he hadn't actually been caught. So that is my Irish creep, Graham Dwyer, who likes to go out with girls, stab them while he's fucking them. That sounds like a creep to me.

And also I want to mention in the chat here, we need a victim blaming stinger. Yeah, that is a good idea. Yeah, Carl. We should get a victim blaming stinger. If only I knew a guitar player. Yeah, I mean, I've written a stinger or two in my day. Hey, we had a super chat up there too.

We did. Let's hit that. That game from Richard Lucas. Oh, Richard Lucas. Hey, what's up, buddy? Then we were talking about who we were going to nominate. He said, is the guy who cut off his hand in banshees of inshiren. What's the point?

Didn't see the movie, Richard. I'm sorry, pal. I've got no answer. Thank you for the $5. You're a great guy. Much appreciate it. All right, Minnie, who's your creep? Who's your Irish creep?

Oh, Carl, to tell the story of my Irish creep, we need to go back to March 31st of 1926. Oh, that was a good year. Not for the McDonald family. Okay. My creep today, his name is Henry McCabe. He's the gardener who lived with his wife and nine children in a place called Malahide. On that morning that I mentioned, March 31st,

he alerted the fire brigade that his employer's mansion was on fire. Now, this mansion was a very, very big house, very famous. These people were pretty rich. They lived in a seaside resort town, a little bit north of Dublin. Now, please pepper my whole story with that. I'll be fine with it. I love it so much.

If the occupants were the McDonald family, it's two brothers, Peter and Joseph, if their sisters, Annie and Alice, their family had a ton of money. None of them ever got married. They all lived in the house together. Little weird, right? Sure.

Okay. Now, McCabe says he comes to work, and this is what he told the newspaper. It seemed to me that smoke was coming from the top of the house was excessive. So I went to the back door, and I saw flames and other signs that things were not as they should be.

So I set off what, so I set off quick tamaldehyde and called the fiber. brigade that's what he told of he said he showed up he broke through the back door saw all the fire went to get the fire brigade I think there were other things too yeah I mean my house is on fire and other stuff was bad too yeah not his house though it's his boss's house right right right so first people get to the house is a police sergeant and a local guy who lived not far from there when they got to the scene they saw that the house was pretty much going up and smoke they found the front door was locked but when they looked in the

window. They saw one of the servants who worked there, James Clark, lying still and naked on the floor. They broke the window, pulled him out, and they discovered that he was already dead and cold. Oh, wow. So that's kind of interesting. How would you be cold if everybody's dying of smoke inhalation? Okay. So while they're doing this, my boy, Henry McCabe, came back to the scene as they're pulling this guy out of the house. He reportedly stood by a tree smoking a cigarette. complaining going, oh, I didn't need this shite today. Just smoking a cigarette. Yeah.

Not helping anybody. Yeah. Not helping anybody at all. So they pull six bodies from the house. The fire brigade's searching all the rooms. They smell like heavily, uh, this stuff called paraffin, which is a known accelerant. They noticed the fire was more intense in some of the rooms. Hold on a second, Vinny.

I think someone set this fire on purpose. I think. You want to be a. I think I should be a detective. Carl, you get a bingo. Thank you, buddy.

But as they're going through this, they find some other things that are interesting. They find Peter McDonald's body, one of the owners of the house, was found naked in his room from the waist down. Not touched by the fire. That's the worst way to find a guy half naked, by the way.

Yeah, Donald Duck in his fucking Donald Duck. Just lying on his floor. Not good. No fire in the room. He's not touched by the fire. But he has head wounds. And there's a bloodstained fire poker laid next to him. Okay.

Okay. So this is who they found dead. The brothers, Joseph McDonald and Peter, the sister's Annie and Alice, two workers, Mary McNaughan and James Clark, the guy that they dragged out at first. So they are already suspicious. The house is burning down, collapses in on it. Parts of it collapse in. So a murder investigation starts.

Now, this is a 1926 murder investigation. So it's not super great. And Ireland. And Ireland. Yeah. But one thing that they noticed is. I don't know a lot of people from Ireland, but all the people I know from there are not smart. That's all I'm going to say.

They start talking to Henry. And they're like, Henry, you're the first one here. How did what did you see? And he goes, well, I came around to the back door and I saw that the back door had been broken into. Okay. And they weren't really convinced of that story because during this investigation, a few other things they noticed. Hmm. That door was broken from the inside.

interesting not the outside okay so clearly staged who would stage that hmm okay then they notice after they do the post-mortem arsenic all of these people had adjusted arsenic then they also noticed that uh the victim james clark should have bled more and included that he had been killed elsewhere and was moved back into the house they also came you started this by saying this was a bad investigation. You're like, yeah, it's 1926. You know, it sounds like it's pretty buttoned up, actually. Yeah.

Well, they came to the conclusion of all things considered that these people were dead before the fire was started. Major crimes. They start talking to, she. They start talking to another housekeeper who had just left working there and said that there was normally a considerable amount of jewelry in the house. There was no jewelry, no valuables found anywhere in the house. Okay, good.

Now, the same house. housekeeper also noticed that day that Henry McCabe was wearing Peter McDonald's trousers. Oh, that's where they went. Okay. Well, I was wondering where those went. Yeah. So now everybody's going, what the fuck? The suspicion has turned out to the, is turned to Henry for the first time after they said he's wearing the guy's pants.

What? Now, three days after the fire, they arrest this guy. And one of the things that they found in the house was a safe that was open. and this housekeeper had told the police that McCabe kept not McCabe McDonald had kept the keys to that and he was the only one who had keys to that safe well what do you know when they bring old Henry the Gardner

in he had the fucking keys in his pocket and well it's his trousers he brought to the fuck make sense yeah so he ends up confessing he spent days poisoning these people and they wouldn't die quick enough so he waited until they were all getting very very sick he went in and beat them all to death rob the place blind dude you got to have patience with these kinds of things when you're trying to murder entire family like take your time yeah he took

his fucking time he took his goddamn time on this now he he confesses to all of it one of the reasons why he stole the pants was because when he was doing one of the murders he shit himself oh okay so he was like oh i need i can't commit murder in these pants i need to change them So he stole the guy that he just murdered his pants. Well, and left his shitty pants and part of the house that got burnt out. Hold on a second, Benny. Can I get a,

it is she. Yeah, that is literally, uh, some. She. Hold on a second, though, Benny. You said that he couldn't murder people wearing shitty pants. You can't do anything wearing shitty pants. That's true. I wouldn't go to a Walmart if I had shit my pants that day.

That was his defense. You got to change everything you're doing. He was like, happens these couldn't be peter macdonald's trousers they're filled with shit right my shit um so lawyers argue that this confession was coerced by the police and it gets thrown out and they they banned the confession and they still take him to trial they brought in 60 witnesses one of the witnesses was a jailer who testified that he was asking that Henry mackay was asking him to tell his wife

to please lie about the pants. Could you please tell that Mr. McConnell gave me the pants? Right. And he told this to the jailer. Okay, that's dumb. Yes. Very, very dumb. He is a bad he's a good murderer. Yeah. He's bad covering it up. I mean, I don't know

if he's that good at it. He's a, you're going to kill the multiple ways. A dirty, dirty liar. A filthy man who shit his pants. And he was sentenced to hang within one hour of jury deliberation nice so that went pretty well funny fact about this case yeah five years after nobody had any idea what he did with all the jewelry and the money oh and another garden that he worked in at this house had gone to disrepair new some new owners they tore out a bunch of stuff that this guy had planted yeah they found all these people's jewelry buried and shit there oh he's

trying to make a bracelet tree yeah yeah yeah just hiding it so there he is ladies and gentlemen that's my creep. Henry McCabe. He's the Gardner who murdered the whole family. And the only reason that they think he did it was because they had talked about selling the house and he didn't want to lose his job. Oh, well, that makes sense. Yeah. So he was by the way, murdering your employers will also have you lose your job to see you know. Not if you have all their jewelry and all their money. Yeah, but you still lose your job. You might not need a job anymore. I think that was the end goal, Carl. Yeah, I think you're right about that. All right. So listen, man. I am ready to go with some who are these creepos. Lay it on me, son. Oh, is it that time

already? Who are these creepos? That's right, Vinny. Who are these creepos? It's a segment we do every week on the creep off. Do you know why we do this segment, Vinny? Because we're the best. We are the best true crime show out there. And we can say that till we're blue in the face and we do. All day. I say it in my sleep. Oh, my wife says, Carol, enough about the crew off being the greatest true crime show. I'm like, no, no, no, I'm not even done yet. Carl, who are you kidding? You don't even mention the creep off on your other show. She has no idea I'd do the creep off.

She's like, where do you go on Mondays? I'm like, don't worry about it. It doesn't matter. Speak what's spoken to, you. Now sing. We can talk about how great we are until we're blue in the face, Biddy. But we need to prove it. And I'm petty enough to do that one true crime podcast at a time.

And this week I present to you a show called booze, bullshit and true crime. Oh, you can't have true crime without some booze. With your host, Brianna Whitehead and her husband, Wade. That's right. We have a married couple. This is according to their Instagram page, True Crime podcast featuring drunk married couple, Wade and Bree.

Tune in every Tuesday for gnarly murders and spooky stories. Again, with the fucking spooky stories. Why do people think that spooky stories are true crime? why is it paranormal shit not its own goddamn category That's a great question Maybe one that you could ask a subreddit On a Monday night sometime

I don't tell people what I do on Monday nights Carl's trying to figure that out That's a good one tonight by the way Folks 8 o'clock subreddit surfing What are you doing? Can you tell us or now? Yeah I'll tell you tales from the pizza guy Wait, what? Yeah There's a whole subreddit for pizza delivery guys

Yeah and all the bullshit that they deal with From people like me That's hilarious We're going to be discussing that tonight. So tune in and eight. And I believe Dr. Steve has joined us because he used to be a pizza delivery guy. Shut the fuck up.

Yeah. What is that for Steve not done in his life? God damn. I don't know. Help people survive. Oh, I'm going to get an angry text. I'm going to get an angry text now. Oh, we love you.

We love you, Dr. Steve. We're going to be into the Mark Norman show. Dr. Steve, you're the best. All right. Oh,

speaking of the Mark Norman's show. Yeah, do you want to talk about that? Can I tell you? Can I tell you? Can he hosted Mark Norman. this past week. And I went to the show on Friday. And Mark's fantastic, Vinnie's fantastic. Oh, shucks. Oh, Carl. I didn't know how you got Mark Norman's manager to

put you on the list. I didn't know the story. Yeah. Um, so I assumed and I had known that you had also had some correspondence with Mark about possibly doing WATP. And he does a lot of podcasts. He is like the nicest guy in the world. Correct. So your seats. were right outside of the green room. And I jokingly walked into the back and I opened the door and Mark would say that. I go, Jesus Christ, Mark, you put Carl on the guest list? Okay. And he looked up to me and goes, who's Carl?

Exactly. He did put me on the guzzles. I could tell you how hard I fucking popped laughing. I was like, don't worry about it. That's great. Holy shit. look who's here everybody wow what a treat the creep off what's up cardiff

oh he wants to click the wrong link welcome to the show can I help you wrong links cardiff I see everywhere hello how are you I'm good we were just talking about how Mark Norman still doesn't know who Carl is I goodness oh I talked to him he did a he did a promo for my show

so he knows me yeah I know too I mean this is the second time i've done a weekend with them yes yeah okay i can already hear people saying i'm ruining the creep off too i'll let you hi later by carth why did he come on just now i have no idea i may have set up the wrong link that's funny i may i honestly that's really funny he's laughing his ass off yeah all right so dude i don't know what he does for a living but he should be fired i know i know i actually know what he does for a living now you do know a lot of shit get it back out here I got questions for him.

Not, not doing it. You're not doing it? You can come on subred at surfing if you'd like to. Cardiff. Yes. Does your employer know that you spend it 25 hours a day on the internet? Uh, no. Okay.

I should leave. All right. Let's get back to this. So he has a fucking, he can get into my account. He's putting himself on the show. Like he's literally just did that himself. I didn't even do that. Motherfucker.

And he's laughing so hard. right now. Oh, this is a problem. That is one bad potato right. So, yeah, it was a really good weekend. It was a lot of fun. And that was your big story that Mark Norman didn't know who I was. Yeah, it was just really well-timed with all things Mark Norman, well-timed. It's great.

Who? Who's Carl? Hey, who's Carl? Is Mark Norman doing a Mark Norman impression? I get the sense that he is. He really talks like that? Yes, he does the whole time. And, you know, I will say this.

Yeah. The coolest thing about this weekend. He's filming his Netflix special Thursday. Oh, cool. So he was. So what you saw getting prepared for that? That was he, he was running the special all week.

Sweet. Yeah. Yeah, it was great. It's a great set. He's hilarious. It was pretty phenomenal, actually, some great jokes. Yeah. He had a bad audience when I was there.

Yeah. He was, he was struggling a little bit. At the end, he had to like fill time. So he's like, I guess I'll just take questions from the audience. It was so weird because like he was like half the audience was quiet. And I was like, well, when I was up there, the whole audience. it's so quiet. Come on. Come on.

This half and that half. The whole thing was silent. Somebody asked him why he kept touching his head during the setting. He goes, oh, I'm sweating my ass off. You guys aren't laughing at anything. Well, it really was. It was like the left side of the room was dead. It was like trying to do comedy to like a busted out stereo. Yeah. It would just be like weird, shitty sounding spurts of laughter from one side and like the perfect sound on the other. People who get comedy. it was very strange it was weird it was a weird crowd all right back to this fucking shit podcast booze bullshit and true crime featuring brie and wade let's check out the intro

you are listening to booze bullshit and true crime okay I'm brie I'm wait I'm gonna talk about some gnarly shit pretty good intro right there I can already tell you this is going to be a professional show they're buttoned up they're ready to go they're gonna talk about some gnarly shit. You're talking about some gnarly shit. Strap in, everybody. Now, when you hear Bree there, you'll be shocked to know

that she suffers from mental problems. This is an episode from May of 2020. Also, it's been a long time, no talk, listen, whatever the fuck. We didn't record last week. Yeah, and I didn't even know that we didn't. I am going to be honest. everything with this coronavirus having to quarantine for so long on top of like all the present

issues already existing in my life kind of came to a head last week and I was very overwhelmed and I might have had a panic attack so I'm sorry guys I hope you understand but it was a hard week oh oh it was a hard week I have a panic attack every time I come here and I see how much bigger Vinny has gotten since the previous week and I'm still able to put push through and do a show. They call me double down. You got to suck it up and do the show. Every week I double in size.

Go fuck yourself, assholes. It's exponential. This guy is just a piece of shit. I hate you. She's an as a dope. Unbelievable. How big this guy could get. And yet, I'm able to somehow persevere and do the creep off even so.

I don't know we picked up on this, but this Bree woman, she's a real lip smack McGee. Nope. I hate that. Nope. I don't know if you heard. It's not quite Mike Tyson. Yeah, I was just going to stand up here

who are these podcasts this week. But Andy brought in these clips of Mike Tyson. He ate an eighth of mushrooms live on Logan Paul's show and then spent 30 minutes trying to chew down these disgusting gross dry mushrooms and would not drink a sip of water

even when we refused. I really enjoyed this last. dude i was so uncomfortable during that can we uh can i can i bring it up on this show because i just need to comment yeah the motherfucker pulled this i got beat up shit twice dude the chad zoomock thing i this is very unprofessional i'm getting sidetracked twice during my presentation who cares it's fucking bullshit booze bullshit i know and this lady fucking lip smacking we get it they're not good car so rover who are these podcasts they're shit rover from rover's morning glory is the one who blew this wide open.

And I don't think Chad wanted this to have happened. I forgot that dude was from Cleveland. I totally forgot there was any connection with him and Chad Zumach. They're on in Rochester again. They were that Rochester was like their second biggest market as far as, uh, popularity. Yeah. I've known who Rover is for at least 10 years.

Yeah. Well, oh, way more than that because he took over for Stern in 2005. Okay. Right. No. In, in Rochester, oh, maybe 2006. Who cares? all right.

Anyway, the point is Rover blew this whole Ched Zubak thing wide open by explaining the Chats already trying to pull this shit

where he got jumped by two guys who were like, don't fuck with Coomya and then back in 2015 or whatever it was, he pulled the same shit saying the two guys

jumped him outside of a movie theater, don't fuck with Rover. He has a compulsive liar and not a good one. He's really bad at lying. This Ched Zummix guy.

Oh, Carl, that's the funniest goddamn thing. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. I first got the scoop on Cardiff's stream. And I was so happy to listen to WATP to get your take on it. But we talked about it last week a little bit on our bonus episode that we did. Yep. And I thought we just visited it again real quick.

So back to this broadener husband. All right. Let's talk about Bree. She has to fly somewhere without Wade. And she's not sure that she can pull this off. And usually I have you to depend on to like get to the terminal. and know where I'm going because I get super overwhelmed and I'm all on my own so I'm gonna fucking do it

yo you know what to do yeah they got big ass screens everywhere that tells you what the fucking flights is where the fuck to go I only have one transfer and it's in Vancouver so and I'm going to your layovers are long enough to where you don't have to stress about it I can't remember how long my layovers six hours and then my other flight is what like half an hour or something because it's from Vancouver to Nass Valley oh man

Okay. Okay. So here's what I'm noticing right away, Carl. Yeah. When these shows usually have booze or wine or something in the title, these people usually open up their first sip or something of it. Or they invite for the first time on the show. Yep.

These people were shit drunk hammered before they turned on the microphones. Am I wrong? Well, here is some evidence of what you're talking about here. It is 1142 a.m. I have not had breakfast. I am halfway through my cup of coffee. and I have another coffee cup right next to it in front of me while we're recording filled with wine.

So happy Tuesday. And I'm just stunned. I'm that too. Mm-hmm. See, this is the thing that I'm fascinated by, many. Podcasting is not as easy as we make it look. And I think you'd have a better chance of pulling it off if you weren't high and drunk while you were trying to do it.

Is that what I'm fucking up? That might be the reason. That might be the reason why a lot of people are not doing a great job with their true cry podcast all right note taken did you notice the dynamic between these two she's like i yeah i got to fly there i'm not even sure he's just like whoa fucking look at the fucking sign fucking man fucking signs and shit i bet you they had a beautiful wedding you ever talked to jessabal starting a true crime podcast together i bet she brings it up right she wants a podcast with you no you don't think that's a good idea no you don't think that would work out well no i don't think

he would be into it at all. Dude, listen to that, Wade, he, this is the thing. This is what people do when they try to podcast and do what we do. We make it look too easy. This is going to,

I'm just going to get into the case and everything that happened on the, you know, Berman, his missing wife, the other two cases. I'm just going to kind of, and how, yeah,

how everything's kind of connected and what's going on here. So, days after Berman's murder police were reportedly reported that they were examining like connections between Durst and the disappearance of an 18 year old

Lynn I cannot say this last Scholes Scholes from Middlebury Vermont This is a fucking disaster This is terrible That's one of the worst people.

Why does this guy think, like, I should probably be a podcaster. He can't even form a sentence. So it's not good. It's not a good presentation. God damn it. And they're also stupid. Many of these victims were thought to have been killed in Holmes building. He owned that was three miles west of the 1893 World Fair Columbia Exposition in Chicago,

which it's some big traveling thing that goes to different areas. It's a world fair. Yeah, it's a world fair. I think it's in it's in Europe or France or somewhere. The World Fair actually did it on like a boat and the boat is still out in the water. Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded. I don't think that's right.

What? I think the World Fair is actually in Europe or France on a boat. Hear me out. What are they talking about? Did he like think a Carnival Cruise was the World Fair? I think so, yes. Oh, these two suck. It's not good.

And before they get into the true crime stuff, Vinny, it's very important to tell you. I think it's a boat. It's still out there or something. It's very important to tell you mundane bullshit that no one could possibly care about. We got a lot of cucumber plants and squash plants growing in our greenhouse right now. Cucumbas. Yeah, I mean, we got like four, five cucumber plants. Four long-necked yellow squash plants and four regular squash plants.

And two different kinds of sage and rosemary and two different kinds of parsley and camomile and lemon grass and all kinds of shit. Who fucking cares? Listen, unless it's a plant from Little House of Horrors, I don't think you should be talking about a true crime show. No one gives a shit where you're growing and your farm or in your garden. in their little greenhouse boy listen these two sound insufferable together could you imagine Raymond Smith says they're kind of growing on me yeah well they got a new fan that's good oh you enjoy that show I don't not like their dynamic no it's this would not be a couple you'd want to hang out with he's already boring and annoying and then she's like yeah yeah yeah and then just listed

other boring things like all excited sage and parsley um so he would literally like steal cadavers from the medical school and what's the word when you uh like destroy something he would desecrate or he would fuck up the body basically that's the word yes fuck up that that you got it you nailed it there brie congratulations that's my presentation this week boo's bullshit and true crime with Brie and Wade. How do I put this? Not good. Not good.

Not a good show. How many stars do we give it, Carl? I give it three and a half. Three and a half stars from Garland. That means it might be revisited on WATB. Out of a hundred. Oh. Damn.

Yeah. Damn. Carl, you ready for some voicemails? Yeah, it's the voicemail time. The creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. The Syracuse men's basketball team didn't make the tournament this year. Don't worry, though.

You can see all the exciting Syracuse basketball action in the women's NIT tournament. Check out all the fun action on C-SPAN 7. See you in Syracuse. Is there really a women's NIT tournament? Is that a real thing? Do you know? I hope not. That's insane.

Because I imagine that as a money piss. Dude, I have to tell you, there's a, the rest, I enjoy going to, like on Wednesdays or Thursday nights because they have a lot of TVs and they have the games on. And I've been talking about this for a while. Sports bars are not what they used to be. Because what they do is they get all females to work there because that's what guys who like sports want to look at. They want to look at females behind the bar. Sure. Problem is the females behind the bar think that the game you want to watch is on ESPN. It is not. I I can't tell you how many times I've sat down and looked up and seen women's college basketball on fucking television.

Like ESPN, what are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? There's so many real sports on right now. If it was the XFL, I'd be like, all right, well, whatever, at least it's football. Women's college basketball is what I'm watching at a sports bar. Go fuck yourself. I cannot argue with you one bit. It's so annoying.

And every time I make jokes about it. it out loud. I'm like, oh, God. Thank God they have the fucking Yukon women's team on. I thought I was going to miss this game. The lady volunteers. Let's go Tennessee. All right. Here's an impression of me at this bar after I sit down. Hey, can you turn the Sabres game? What the fuck is going on here? You guys, you guys ever heard of hockey, the NHL? That's way nicer than I assumed it would be. I thought it would have started with. Hey, hey, retard. Hey, cutlips. get over here with the remote um carl first voicemail today here we go all right all right two ideas for the wheel of consequences first one the rochester bad man

one of you spends the afternoon running around rochester in your all your fun little places out there doing random acts of kindness for people and god i hope it's video because i want to see it's badass in a batman costume the other one uh six hour car live stream just because I want to see Carl's bitch as, you know, spend time in a fucking car. Well, Carl already has that one, so he has to drive to Gary, Indiana. I love the Batman one, though. You have a bad bad bad bad day? I would do that.

Yeah, you had to like buy like a really nice Batman outfit. Or you get a red one. You don't have to buy one. Oh, yeah, good point. That's probably better. But I would just like play pinball or something in my Batman outfit. I think that's fun. Dude, have you been to that pinball join East Rochester?

I have not taken you. All right. Let's go. is it um they used to have silver ball out there is it the same owner i couldn't tell you okay because they had the star trek table that was fucking the shit they got my favorite my favorite one when i went there they had the rescue nine one one one william shatner pinball machine i played that one yep that one's a lot of fun that one's good that was a lot of fun it's very goofy call the paramedics all right there we go let's see what we got here

review girl, Jess. She did a really great job. I was wondering, do you have a time frame? I'm going to be able to see your tits. Is that going to be on Patreon? There's going to be a certain level I have to be at. I'm just trying to plan ahead, man. All right, thanks.

Bye. Don't harass our review girl. Was that bad practice guy? I don't. Sounded like him. What precedents you create. Okay. I have a creep report, Carl.

Yeah, I want to report a creep. He hosts a podcast called Who Are These Socials? all he does i think his name is carl uh blind mike's cool but all he does is sent for thoughts pretending to have Tourette's and make fun of kids of down syndrome enjoying the greatest wrestling storyline of all time god what a fucking creep thank you fuck you bye did you do that uh video i sent you on who are these socials yes i did yeah that was great the instagram reel of that kid freaking out at uh royal rumble not sammy zade saying it ain't so, Sammy.

Yeah, that was really funny when his mom or whatever, like, they're goofing at them because they're filming it. But at the same time, his mom's like, it's going to be all right. I'm not just going to get over it, but we're going to get through this. I got a, I got a voice about for you, Vinny. All right. Hey, Dan Helm here. This is for the fucking creep-off. What the fuck is Italian, Vinny?

It's Italian. You don't go to fucking idly, okay? You're a fucking creep. and you should feel bad. Thank you, fuck you, bye. Okay, first of all, you dumb shit. What I say,

Italian, I'm saying it ironically and sarcastically. My name is Vinnie, for Christ's sake. I'm Italian. I say Italian because it's fucking funny because that's why my in-laws, people from Alabama down south say it.

I say it sarcastically. You're fake Italian. No one's even buying it. Vincenzo Dominic Paulino. Come on. for the creep off. Hello, I'm calling to find out where I can find the video

where Vinnie performed his demonology punishment. Well, yeah. The punishment that he had to read and be caught reading the Seminology book in public. Obviously, this was before Carl drive to Gary, Indiana,

and go to church punishment. So obviously, it must already be up. Right. Vinnie would make Carl do his punishments before. Certainly was. Right? Vinny's done his people's chance after all. Thank you. Fuck you.

Bye. That's a really good point. Thank you for your call, sir. Whatever happened to that punishment? I just keep forgetting to buy that. Come on, Vinny. How long ago is this? All right.

Hold on a second. I'll do it. I will do it. Carl, where do I need to, where am I going to go to read it? What do you want me to do with it? Just tell me what the get, what the bet is. I got to think about this. I want you to go somewhere where people know you.

oh no yeah yeah so i didn't make you go to your fucking uh bagvids to go walk around and watch porn i made you go to a walmart you never go to i don't go to any walmarts well ben i got to think about this one all right i'll get back to you but did you order this book yet no you should probably order it all right all right what about the tandem bike punishment we fulfilled that we did at the uh at the roast which i wrote that thing about video i'm working on that yeah you'll edit that video by the time I'm done doing the semenology cons. What's going to be done first? That videos to get edited or you're going to drive to Gary? Good question.

When are you going to church? That's a good question too. I was thinking about that. We got to schedule that. Here's the deal. Nope. Here is the deal, Vinnie. The only issue I'm having because I would have done this immediately because I'm actually kind of looking forward to this a little bit. I didn't grow up going to church or anything because I don't know a lot about it. So I'm kind of fascinated by the concept. I might be converted. Who knows? Anything can happen. I mean, I had the Scientology network on direct TV and I was agreeing with everything they said. So I'm obviously very suggestible.

But here's the deal. Sunday warnings is when I work. I get up and I get up early and I edit who are these podcasts and get it out before noon every Sunday. So that's like my I work a lot, but that's like one of the times that I have a very important thing that I do. So I'm going to have to rearrange my schedule. You're too busy for God. Carl. Yeah. Yeah. You're too busy for God. Yeah. Kind of. God can wait. He's been around forever. He'll be around forever. He can wait. All right. Carl, do you want to do a scum parade? Oh, yeah. I like scum parades.

All right. Let's do one of those. Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fuck your raids that these creeps have made. Scum parade Vivi and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad

soaking up the blood of a cat scump parade Cam Critical I already did it I'm gonna we got a super chat thank you for the five dollars but I already jumped into a free

You did not. There was no evidence. Yes, there was. There's video of me walking. We're still waiting for you to do that. That could have been anyone in a Hitman heart shirt. I was dressed as Bam Bam Bigelow. Oh, right. How dare you?

All right. Baytown, Texas, Carl. Nobody likes a narc, but an elementary school campus assistant principal was arrested in charge after dropping a bag of cocaine in the employee's bathroom. Only users lose drugs. Agreed. Is that a t-shirt? I think so,

I assumed. Or a terrible bumper sticker that's going to get you pulled over. Yeah, never talk about how much you enjoy cocaine on your car. I love the people who put like the weed stickers on the bag of the car. It's like, you are not smart.

You are an idiot. She dropped the bag in the Goose Greek consolidated independent school district campus. Jessica Trice-Sanchez, 40 of Houston has been charged with possession of a controlled substance and a drug-free zone. Vinnie, this is the insane thing to me on this story. Yeah. Have you ever found a bag of cocaine somewhere?

No. I have. What you do is cocaine. Take it. What you do is cocaine. Yeah. What you do is decide, this is now mine. You don't tell people.

You don't alert anyone of what's happened. You just keep it for yourself. Right. So here's the fun part. A staff member found the cocaine and alerted the school's principal. What an asshole. Can you believe this? And number one, honey, you're the vice principal.

You got an office. You don't need to go to the bathroom to go to two lines when you have an office. What an asshole. Stupid. That's true. That's a good point. The campus police department began the investigation learned Sanchez dropped the cocaine in the bathroom.

Police said she also had additional cocaine in her vehicle. How much are they paying this woman? I'm very much. Dude, I do pretty well. I don't have cocaine in multiple occasions. I don't have a Coke money laying around. I don't have a, I don't have a stash. Wow. That's impressive. I, uh, I hosted a poker game at my house yesterday. I did very well, but not two different places to put my Coke. Well, one of them isn't the fucking glove box. Dubby. All right, Carl. I don't know if I ever told you this. You've met my cousin Jim. Yeah. Yeah. Jim is a lawyer who deals with these particular next type of cases we're going to talk about. And I got some interesting insight into this. We're going to get to. Okay. A Russian hacker network has published online naked stuff.

photos of cancer patients, which they stole from a hospital network after they refused to pay a ransom. Naked cancer patients, this isn't quite the fapening, is it? Not exactly. This is not exciting. I'm not Googling this. It's more like the satanine. Yeah, this is not anything, anyone wants to see.

This is really not a great thing to have happened. The Lehigh Valley Health Network, a Pennsylvania-based consortium. Hey, bad news, Bill, you know, you have cancer? Yeah, yeah, that is bad news. Everybody's laughing at your small dick. Everyone's seen your small dick. Damn it. It's the cancer.

It's cold. The cancer was eating my dick. It's cold of the waiting rooms. Oh, God. So this Pennsylvania-based conservative has 13 hospitals and 28 health care centers said the hackers' actions were unconscionable. On February 6th, the company said they found unauthorized activity on the computer. networks and alerted law enforcement a month later the hackers issued a statement say they'd been in your network for a long time and it had assessed patient passports questionnaires

personal data and nude photos now the lewd photos the folks from the hospital have declared that they were clinically appropriate like they weren't upskirts like yeah i would hope yeah right but they were basically picked photographs of cancer patients receiving radiation oncology treatment. And they publicized all this on the dark web after they wouldn't pay a ransomware fee, basically. Which is hilarious. I got to say, I would pitch this. It's pretty good prank. Funniest Russian hackers. That would be a good TV show. I would watch that. Wait until you see what Vladimir are downloaded from the hospital on next week's funniest Russian hackers. Oh my God. To be wacky. So they were warned a bunch of times. They had

noticed that someone had gotten into their network, and they didn't do anything about it. They found unauthorized activity on their networks. They said they alerted law enforcement, but a month later, hackers issued a statement say they'd been in your network for a long time and access the patient's passports, questionnaires, personal data, and the nude photos, like I said. So the information is all out on the dark web. It's not just naked photos of cancer patients. It's like your personal data.

And a lot of what's going on right now, there's lots of these ransomware attacks. And they're hitting schools. They're hitting hospitals and public works and then private public works. Right. Because they're really fucked if personal data gets out. So these people have been paying it. And from what I'm understanding is the trend at the moment is all of these corporations are saying go fucking pound sand and not paying. Right.

We'll never negotiate with terrorists. Where is that, where is that going to get you? just going to say okay now we need even more it's not my grandma's fucking cooch on the dark web isn't it though it might be it might be it might be either way this is pretty fucking crazy this is the world we living man i there is no just thing of cybersecurity anything can be hacked that is true that is very very true now i'm going to get a ton of fucking angry emails from people are in it there is cybersecurity car all right all right i get it i get it so like from what I understand

this shit happens multiple times a day sure for big corporations all day long every day up what I heard is if it's Bitcoin it's North Korea oh yeah on the Bitcoin that's a North Korea they don't have fucking electricity

in North Korea what do you mean that they're fucking sealing Bitcoin that's what they're doing that's bullshit yeah I don't buy that you see a rocket go up that was someone's fucking that was someone's fucking crypto wallet I don't buy that for a second okay 100 year old grandmother had to be headed by her own grandson who used

an axe to carry out the gruesome killings, Carl. Sounds like someone was a really shitty grandmother. Certainly was. Hit the victim blaming Stinger. Yeah, whereas we need that immediately. That would just come right in handy right now. Jackie will do.

I'll take it. Cops are yet to determine the motive for the horrifying murder, but a relative told German newspaper that Chemical Werther, the grandson, whose last name is not mentioned, they just goes by Arthur, was considered the black sheep of the family. Another source said the pair had fought a lot about money in the past.

Now, he called the police and turned himself in. When the cops showed up, they found the bloody axe and arrested him. During the reconstruction of the autopsy, coroners found that the blows of the axe were carried out from behind and to her cervical cord. He just fucking, right to the back of the head with the axe. They needed an autopsy to figure out the cause of death on this,

one, Vinny? Her head was no longer attached. You don't need an autopsy for that one. Well, you don't know if it was a drug, if it was fentanyl or COVID. Yeah, you know, checking to make sure it wasn't COVID. Uh, a neighbor of an murdered, said, of the murdered woman said, we had good contact before her death. She told me that her grandson had already broken to the apartment through the balcony and wanted to steal her money. So basically, this is just a shitty kid who grandma apparently had a lot of money that she had stored up. And she wasn't dishing it out as freely as she used to. Well, they're trying to determine a motive for this.

And I guess it was money, but also, I mean, it's fun. Beheading in a 100-year-old woman. It, you know, usually, like, if you were to try to take my head off, yeah, it's going to take a while. It might take a minute. It'll take a little bit of time. We'll take a couple of swings. Yeah.

A grandma, it's like just taking a hot knife through a piece of paper. It's just right through. Yeah, exactly. It's a low effort, a lot of fun. By the way, do you want to go to axes and ales after this, many? You and me? You ever been to that place? We go to pinball first.

Pretty fun. Let's just go. Have a fun day. There was a song. I don't know if you know this. There was a song written about this grandmother in Germany. Oh, is there? Yeah.

And how great the, the food that she makes it. No. I got green beans and tomato. Lamb, lamb, Land, lamb and dogs. Because my husband says we can have them all.

We can have a mom. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm going to show the silicon of Ronnie Grety! Grannie! A man, let's go to Montgomery,

Alabama, shall we? A man who is illegally in the United States has been indicted on nearly a dozen charges after allegedly killing a woman and her child, then dismembering and mutilating their bodies. Sounds to me like someone needed to catch an alien. Alabama Attorney General Steve Marshall, now it's an 11-counted diamond Tuesday against

Jose Paulino, Pascal Reyes. Interesting. All right. You know this guy? Nope. 37 years old. He's accused of killing his living girlfriend, Sandra Vasquez Seha and her juvenile son Omar Galagos Vasquez, according to the Talapusa Sheriff's Department. Now, Reyes faces nine counts of capital murder and two counts of abuse of a corpse. This case was open after a 12-year-old girl was found walking alone on the night of August 1st. She led investigators to the horrific discovery. This is, uh, Oh, did you just freeze in real life?

Dude, my shit, half of my story disappeared. I'm in the studio's video and I'm looking at it. Like, oh shit, I think he's just actually froze. No, I looked at a Wi-Fi thing. So, so. Biddy's brain. Benny, watch this, ready? Yeah.

So this is the guy. This is the guy that we talked about who chained the girl to the bed and she got out. out. Yes. So they found out that he had murdered the girlfriend and also the juvenile son as well as kept this girl hostage at the house. So he kept her tied to the bedpost for nearly a week. During the time when she was assaulted, she was kept in a drug state through the use of alcohol. So if he's convicted now, he's going to face the death penalty in a sentence of life imprisonment without parole for each of the nine charges of Capitol murder. Now, when we first did the story,

we didn't know that this guy was illegally in the U.S. And we didn't know that the brother was murdered. So that is actually what we call a creep update. Stop it. Yes, sir. I agree. I'll never do it again. I agree. I'll never do a creep update again.

Sorry, everybody. Wrong. Stop it. They're not setting their best over here, Vinny. That's what I've been told. build a wall around Montgomery I don't know Carl this has been a great show I've had it has been I want to point out Tucker had a pretty funny comment on there about how he has photos of me in a cow bikini oh and he wants $50,000 I think I'm going to have to pay it

I have Carl Cow bikini picks me $5,000 I might have to pay that was it $50,000 or $500,000 I don't want to negotiate it down either way It looks like 50,000. He should have gone for 500,000. I'd pay to not see those pictures again. You know, I contribute. Hey, Carl.

Yes. That's the end of the scope rate. And that means it's time to read your reviews with our new review girl, Jessica. Hey, Jessica. Hello. I think my microphone's working this time. It is. Yes.

That's all that matters. Tony, Tony did not let that go. He kept telling me about it. I was like, I know. I know. Well, did some good reviews?

She told me he's a fat retard because. No. Don't be my comeback. Did you tell him all his friends that he podcasts with are dorks? I'm one of those people. Oh. Welcome to the stretch. Welcome back.

I'd have you back. Thank you. That's some good stuff today. You do. I saw that we actually got some reviews in this week. I know. Lay them on us. Let's hear what people like this night.

First one comes from N.EG. Via from Apple Podcasts. Five stars. Neither host is wine drunk. or female, or female passing, don't listen. I got, I got titties. Okay, Carla and Vinay, don't drink wine, do the bare minimum of research, and don't even read Wikipedia verbatim.

They don't even have the gall to criticize, no, they even have the gall to criticize real true crime podcasts that do. Very disappointing. She! That's a great review. Thank you very much for that. Much appreciate. We need to be more wine drunk on this show,

but we were just talking about how that's a problem. Oh, right. Make up your mind. Yeah, wine drunk is not one. All right. So next one comes from Lord Grey Fox, Apple Podcasts, five stars, King of the Creeps. It's not bad.

Decent show, this one I don't like. Decent show, I give the review girl three episodes before the host, Creepy Carl gets her to post news. I've never requested dudes from a review girl. This is a false narrative. I think it was planted by Chad Zumach, this narrative. I swear to you,

I would laugh so hard if that was the angle that Chad took. I would laugh so hard. Oh, that would actually be pretty funny. I would be laughing and laughing and laughing. He's not smart enough to do that. All right. Next one. Don't let anybody harass you,

Jessica. Yeah, Jessica, if anyone's harassed you, including the host, you come to me and let me know about it. Okay. I'll take care of it.

Okay. Go to Fisker Whisker. He's the creep off commissioner. Oh, is that what it is? Oh, okay. This one is the, I don't know who said that. It just says five stars, I think, is this the person's name, Carl's Clubfoot? Yeah, I know Carl's Clubfoot.

Okay. He's in our Discord. A show about creeps, buy creeps, for creeps. I read this one. It has so many big words that my brain can't handle it. I'm like, all right, let's try it. All right, let's do this. Have you ever listened?

Review Girls justice with that. I can't read words. I can't read big words. I can read words. Okay. Have you ever listened to a true crime podcast and thought, this show needs more victim blaming, jokes about infancy and tips to criminals on how to evade authorities? Well, then, you're in luck.

The crime, the creep-off is an irreverent take on the true crime genre with a twist that turns heinous headlines into deranged competition. If you are the type of person who doesn't shy away from gallows humor, then check it out just remember to bleach bit your zoom player after listening otherwise you might end up on the fbi watch list that's a great uh review i like that one and you got through it very well carl's club but thank you that was very very good carl's club foot that's actually the greatest that's the greatest summation of the show i've ever read yeah in fact that's our new intro i'm gonna fucking make that the description of the show yeah perfect all right jesska you got any more uh no but

I do have a Reddit post that I found interesting. Yeah, please. Oh, what's going on on our Reddit? It's just a random post that I found. It just says it's from deeply unappreciate, unprincipled, deeply unprincipled. Yeah, yeah, deep unprincipled. He posted, I can't post any of it here, but if you wish to lose the will to live, check out R slash Zootopia porn, an entire sub of Zootopia characters doing terrible, terrible

things. That's what's going on on our Reddit. That's what's going on. This was posted yesterday. Subrited surfing topic for you there. I'm going to throw right the fuck off of YouTube, but that, that's insane. Oh, God. People are making like Disney.

Yeah. Okay. Of course, people are making Disney characters cartoon porn. Weird. All right. All I have. Listen, I'm not the kind of person who judges others. So I always say, live and let live to each their own.

Hey, Michael C coming with $5. Oh, thank you, Michael. Thank you, Michael. You'll see Vinnie is going to pull a Vince McMahon and once he's harassed her, he's going to say, didn't I tell you not to let them harass you? Didn't I tell you not to let him harass you? Then I'm going to be like, you're fired. You're very bad. Fired.

Um, Jess, great job. Thank you so much for joining us today. Yes, thank you. Um, this has been one hell of an episode, Carl, we've done it all, but we got to remind everybody, vote. and Reddit this week. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Vote for who you brought the creepiest Irish person. Now listen, pal.

On our subreddit. Here's what I need you to do. What's our website? Is that ever going to come back? What are these days? Okay. What I need you to do before you leave this room is go post that. I need you to post it right now.

The poll. Yeah, I do that. Yeah, do that before you leave. Get into a habit. All right. Because I want the poll open in a couple of minutes. I want you guys watching to be able to go vote. So you sound confident for some reason, Vinny.

what are you what are you up to are you trying to steal the vote again i just don't want to listen to alex bitch about having to post it because you forget to i know i'm the worst is this the 2020 election all over again are you planning on stealing this no election from me vanny no you sound very confident about this guys folks a vote for viny is a vote for joe biden do not vote for bitties don't tell the people that don't tell the people just because not understanding the I'm not even. Sure. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Do it for the Irish people.

I don't know. I'm Irish. If you're Irish, vote for Vitty. Also, the fact that Cardiff was a potato is very fitting for this episode. Oh yeah, good point. We had a special guest potato for Ireland episode. All right. Well, folks, we're going to be back with a bonus episode on Wednesday. And let me tell you something.

I have pedophile hunter theater ready to go. Excellent. This one's fun. This one is a lot of fun. You're going to find out what happens when you invite a nine-year-old to come meet you with your job. This sound good. At a tractor supply store. Oh, no.

It's a real fun one. It's not even a rec center or something. No. A place you would invite a nine-year-old to go to. Why are you just hanging out with this nine-year-old? and fucking buy the carburetors. I'm selling her drugs. I swear her. Just paying a hooker.

All right. I got to go, folks. We got to get out of here. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Thanks, Jessica. Thanks, no problem. Gia. It's the creeper.