The Creep Off - Episode 158: Airbnd

Episode Date: March 27, 2023

This week Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest Airbnb Host (VOTE HERE): In the scum parade we meet the disgraced Rev. Popadick, a trespassing adult baby from Rochester and a Malaysian child tosser. Check out the stories here:  Diocese places priest on leave for second time, previously named in lawsuit (wkbw.com) Man calling himself 'Baby Danielle' breaks into day care, leaves staff bizarre notes about diapers: police | Fox NewsOregon shoplifter who bit off Nordstrom security guard's earlobe sentenced to prison | Fox NewsMan throws kids off MRR2 | The StarMesa man who allegedly killed family pets claims being ‘possessed by demons’ (azfamily.com)

welcome back hey thanks for having me thanks for having you this is your show so the the replacement for me didn't work out uh i got all these texts from vittie saying please please come back brian was a disaster that's why this just audio was all screwed up because of brian but you got to come back to the show i can't do this without you like minnie it's fine i'll be there buddy you're the absolute biggest don't worry about piece of shit i've ever met how god damn dare you all right thank you bryan johnson for doing the show and thank you car I guess for coming back. We're all fucking thrilled about it.

Creepbos. Welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast. The show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinnie and joining me. He's back. It's hot. Cacacarla. What is happening? Vinnie Paulino. Great to be back with you. And thank you so much to Brian Johnson for filling in for me. There it is. There it is. Show and doing such a great job. Although I do want to say, you know, Brian comes on. He's like, I was watching documentaries. I was looking at multiple sources. He's like, what are you trying to do to us here, Brian? Just look at Wikipedia and say you didn't. Say you looked at lots of stuff. I like how he did explain to everybody how difficult it is to do this and do a presentation on this show. Yes. Because you do have to do a lot of reading and you have to look at a lot of different

sources. And it really does suck because like my natural urge is to avoid Wikipedia. Right. But then when you get to it, all the shit that I looked at in 90 different places is all fucking already there. I base which creep I'm going to grab based on how long that page is. If I go to Wikipedia and it's, scrolls and scrolls and scrolls like now okay i'm not doing that that just seems like way too much work

too much work for hot carl let's get a couple of things out here because i ran into you at the big j jay show on a saturday night big jokerson and uh benny was hosting that and uh everyone did a fantastic job it was a good show that he brought was hilarious yep john cardin very funny dude yeah yeah it was a good show so i'm just going to say this carl uh you missed last monday's episode because you were in the air yes so i get that that's cool um i get that yeah it's hard to do a podcast from an airplane yep it's difficult the wifi is a little shaky and then last you know every wednesday if you are a bonus content subscriber on patreon dot com supercast or backed up i you get a bonus episode on wednesdays and you were not available for a bonus episode on wednesday so blind mike your co-host from who are

these socials yes filled in and we had a banger of an episode we had a lot of fun did you listen to it i haven't Yeah, I've got to get caught up. Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm. And, uh, was that supposed to me? I just wonder. You missed this a lot, huh? I'm looking forward to it.

You missed all the creepos a lot. You had a whole play right home. You didn't even listen to it. Okay. Um, so you missed that. And then you went and did who are these socials a couple hours later with Mike. And you know what? Because my Wi-Fi was so bad at the Airbnb that I was at,

I had to edit the shit out of that, which is what I was doing on the airplane on the way back home. I was editing who are these socials. So that's why I didn't get a chance to listen to creep off. Bonus show, yeah. What did you do? Pipe and laughter. Hmm.

I see what you did that. You don't think much of what we're doing over here, do you? Are we still friends what's going on right now? I feel like I'm really getting scolded here. I mean, we are putting on the best true crime podcast on the internet. I agree. And you don't even prove that. Dude, you don't even have like the best.

Stuttering John podcast anymore. It's the only best podcast that I have anymore. It's a good point. And I mean, what are you doing? Yeah, it's a really good point. Don't drop the ball, son. Hang on to the ball. I can't wait for the new show coming out on the Shulie Network.

The who's got the scummy or scumbag show? The scum on. Yeah. That's going to be a good one. I'm looking forward to it. Oh, shit. All I know is Bob Levy's to be fantastic on it. All right.

Okay. let's do his show uh you beat me the last time we were out so you're up three to one on me right now and uh-huh and as always i make a wager with our guest hosts uh-huh and because they're one-offs i'm generally pretty confident and i brought in the most disgusting woman i've ever seen woman I've ever seen and Brian bought in a guy that's on every goddamn true crime documentary ever the stakes were polar plunge part two right Brian was getting down Brian said he would do it I just want to say you seem bitter it seemed like you're pretty unhappy about the results well do you realize how much good publicity it would have been for the creep off if everybody had voted

for me we beat Brian and then Brian's on that tell him Steve Dave show and I know his other stuff saying I got to jump and do the polar plunge now and it's a whole big thing and everybody's signing a widely have to do it because of the creep off these voters fucked us viny that's a really good point do they not know the marketing possibilities that we had there god damn it and now i got to pretend to jump in a lake again all right anyway i want to thank everybody for voting for uh brian And usually when Vinnie's bracking up the ELs, it stands for lasagna. Yeah.

But this time around, it's actually losses. Actually stands for LBs. Folks, don't forget, it is super chat Monday. And they're starting to roll in right now. So let's start with, I'm annoying. Thanks for the 499 says vote for Vinny. Wrong. Dela says, all carl less of any.

Thanks to the two bucks Dela. And Cam Critticle says, Carl, Carl Hamburger sounded like the Carl, the sex style guy on who, on WATS. Yeah, it was a big roomy, boomy, echoy room I was in

in my Airbnb there. Oh yeah. We had a Carl sex doll guy on subreddit surfing last week. Yeah. He tuned in wearing his Stormtrooper helmet, which is something that I would assume you have somewhere in that house.

Now, I know it's not on display, but I assume it's somewhere in that house. And then his sex doll Molly visited us on that show if you want to watch her. Molly's pretty hot too. No, she's not. She has really weird jiggly fingers. To each their own.

Yeah. So either way, I get to pretend to jump in a lake again. I'll jump in the fucking lake again. I'm thinking I might go down to theirs down there in jerseys just for the fun of it. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Why not?

Well, isn't it over? When's the polar plug? I'm going to have to do it next year. It's going to be a whole year of fucking planning. Well, all right. Since you brought that up, I'll just bring up the fact that you finally got the semenology book.

Congratulations. Vinny. There it is. So Vinny's consequences, he had to buy this book that teaches you how to make cocktails with cum. And he will be reading this in public and we'll be getting some photos of that and probably video of that happening. This book is so fucking lazy too. Is it? I've perused. Is the guy who likes to drink cum lazy? Go figure. Carl, these recipes are barely recipes. Yeah. Like for example, this one right here is what is the milk and cum recipe? It's the Mexican cubslide, Carl, is what it's called. Absolute semen.

You want to guess what the ingredients are? I'm going to say probably absolute vodka with semen. Correct. Two pages, two pages. Jesus, great. Well, you got to prepare it the right way. Yeah. Yeah, let's see what else we got here.

There's some good ones here. The milkman is coming. Okay. That's vodka milk, cremde la framboyes, and semen. Can you just leave the semen part out of it or how does that work? help that's an important ingredient in there yeah let's see what you got here a mexican cum slide is calua amirado ice cream whipped cream one to two tablespoons of semen and chocolate syrup a mexican cum slide yeah that's that's just a a fun thing to order right there i don't even like it but i just

like ordering it dude you could try the jim and tonic oh i don't like that i don't like that You can have a, a watermelon gin jizz. Yeah, there's a. Is there a carl and cream? They call that the semen bomb. Oh, God. Yeah, this is pretty fucking gross, everybody. I'm sorry.

Dude, I don't want to be seed reading this in public. And it's going to be great. Yeah, this guy, he has a real love for come, but, dude, you could have done better with these recipes. Bill Loney with $2. Vinny Winnie. What are you watching? What show are you watching, Bill? What are you watching? The show with the guy who does his consequences. So you're rubbing it in my face. I am. When are you driving to Gary Indiana, Dickhead? I don't know. I got to make plans for that. When are you going to church? Oh, I got to, we definitely got to figure that out. That's going to happen soon.

Yeah, it needs to be done this next upcoming weekend. I think you could probably make that work, right? I don't know. We'll say. What do you got to do this weekend? What do you think I got to do this weekend? Bother people on the internet. Yes, the same shit I do every week. I guess it's time to unveil what we are topic for this week we are going to be discussing and making nominations for who is the creepiest Airbnb host of all time that's right now this kind of sparked when we did dick show a week or so ago and I had mentioned the old double-sided mirror trick and how to test for it one of the other things you do is well what I was saying is you take a dry erase mark or sharp and you draw on the mirror and if you could see the reflection of the line you just drew, that is a double-sided mirror.

Now, the other thing you could do is you can put your finger on the mirror, and if you could see the reflection or your finger doesn't meet, the reflection of your finger doesn't meet your finger on there, that's also a way to tell if it's a double-sided mirror. But that's just one of the ways that these people hide video cameras. Smoke detectors, they

found them inside of like plugs. Potted plants. Yep. Obviously, the old stuffed animals. Put them in the eye trick. Toilets. Don't forget toilets. Always in the toilets. Listen, if you get an Airbnb, just though someone's watching your poop.

Yeah. I say celebrate it. I say, uh, have some fun with it. Why not? Make it, uh, just sing while you're on the toilet. Be entertaining. All right. So Carl, we decided to do the creepiest Airbnb host.

Yeah. Based on this. And I've learned some things about Airbnb. be, Carl. Yeah, what did you learn? I learned that they have a team that is quite good at cleaning up these situations. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Now, I did a little bit of research. The Black Box team is made up of 100 members based in large cities all around the world, including Dublin, Montreal, Singapore. Most have military or emergency services backgrounds. And there's been some interviews with some of them. And they have covered up a lot of stuff. And what their goal is when these

situations, these terrible things happen, their goal is to make sure it never makes it to the media. Right. People get the medical attention that they need and that everything says nice and quiet. Now, the statistics from Airbnb say that like 0.01% of hosts are a problem. Right. Yes. It's, it's, it's, uh, I was reading something that said, you know, it's similar to being worried about dying an airplane crash. It's not going to happen statistically. but, hey, for some people, it does happen. Yep.

And we're going to talk about some creepy Airbnb hosts today. Carl, you won the last one, so you get to go first. Hey, are we online right now? Are people seeing us? Because I see people saying that. Yeah, we should. Everything says we are online right now. Okay.

I'm going to double check on YouTube here. All right. We got a couple of super chats on there, too, that we should probably acknowledge because we do appreciate that. Bill Loney tells me to go to church and Gary. I doubt I'll be doing that. sir i don't think anyone goes to church in gary i don't think anyone believes in god there how do you walk outside and god is great you know i don't think that's happening yeah we're

live uh and then dela with two dollars uh are you going to bootleg dabble con if you're talking about the pottstown show that the shulay network is putting on i do not believe we are going to that no invite no invite okay carl you get to go first ring the bell all right so as we mentioned a lot of the stories that i found i think you found too as you're researching this a lot of voyeurism a lot of setting up cameras a lot of things like that but the thing that i love about Airbnb and i've stated a lot of them is that if there are people who actually live there they're not there while you're there except for sometimes they are i went to philly one time and didn't realize that we were staying in this guy's apartment and we had one bedroom

and he had the other one. Oh, no. And it was weird. I mean, he stayed out of our way and we didn't really interact with them too much, but it's weird that we're like sharing this guy's place with them. I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't know that that was a thing either. I thought I assumed they automatically had to be gone.

No, that's not the case. So you got to read the fine print on these things. So here is an example. We're up in Vancouver last year, May 22. And for whatever reason, these two sisters who are traveling from Albert they go and stay at this place and the guy who lives there is also living there and staying with them. Oof.

Yeah. And, well, let's just say that things got bad. And around 3 a.m., they're out in the hallway of this apartment complex, having a fight. And the neighbor woke up the neighbor. It was a terrifying wake-up call in this Kitsilano apartment building. Sad Mustafa says he witnessed his neighbor allegedly. turn on his Airbnb guests. It is horrifying.

There was blood everywhere. 3 a.m. on May 27th, Mustafa says he heard frantic female screams and a man yelling. He was pushing the girl against the wall, and I heard banging against the wall. He was saying, why did you push my cat? So apparently, these women think they just go around pushing cats. And this guy, Arvin Pasha, was not having that.

So he let them know that that's not appropriate behavior. In his apartment. They assaulted his pet. Well, you just said, why'd you push my cat? Sometimes you got to push a cat when it gets on things. You don't want it on, you know? Tell me about it. We won't push the cat before.

It's not that big of a deal. This guy was a very big deal. And you took it very seriously. Mustafa says he opened his door to a horrific scene in the hallway. She appeared to have a stab wound in the neck or neck area. It was covered with a white, long scarf or shawl. And she was on the floor lying on her back and she was bleeding very, very badly. There was another young lady who was pinned to the wall and being threatened by a knife.

So it's very fortunate. These women at least got out to the hallway so that a neighbor would hear this and see what's going on. He's stabbing this woman in the neck. She's bleeding out of her neck. He's threatening the other woman with that same knife. And so I don't know if you know anything about neck wounds, Vinnie. Yeah. Pretty dangerous.

well pretty bad place to be bleeding yeah but it's also not right to push a cat maybe although that can't might have been a dick i've met a few cats in my day some of them deserve to be pushed and i believe you admitted to pushing cats by the way during this someone pointed that out yeah like if a cat gets up on something that's supposed to be on you can push the cat off sadi hamad thank you for the 799 quarantine day two thanks for the company 799 and something but thank you very much. Thank you very much. We appreciate it, Sadi. All right. So this guy, the neighbor, thankfully, gets out there, yells at the guy, calls 911, and is very concerned about this woman who's injured. I was yelling at him to drop the knife. Startled, he says the suspect left through

a side door. In the seconds before emergency crews arrived, Mustafa says he stood watch, making sure the seriously injured girl kept pressure on her throat. The wound was in the neck, and that automatically means the clock is ticking. Clock is ticking, Vinny, bleeding out of her neck. They're trying to make sure that she stays alive so that when paramedics arrive, they'll be able to save her. Yeah, but is there an emergency vet coming to check on the cat? The cat was fine.

You don't know that. Yeah, I do. I do my research. I'm like Brian Johnson over here. I'm doing tons of research because so you went to Wikipedia. Those three clips that you just heard are all from the same newscasts. But I decided to check in and see what's going out with this guy. I want a follow up on this.

Okay. So let's find out what happened to this guy who tried to murder this woman who was staying with him for an Airbnb. And by the way, in Canada, I guess they have pretty strict rules around these types of things. Sure. Like he was incorporated to rent out his place. Like he has to have a business license for that. And he did. He went through all the steps, necessary steps you have to do to run out Airbnb legitimately there.

And in the bylaws of the board, no one shall push the cat or else they will be stabbed. Right. It says, strip the sheets before. you leave and don't push the cat is what it said right out of the site so they should have known they should have read that arvin pasha is free on bail after a judge granted his release from custody friday with no financial obligation the 32 year old is charged with aggravated assault accused of attacking two young women who'd rented his Airbnb suite last month yeah i i just heard an eyewitness talk about it is that just accused of that like we know that this happened so this

happened on 3 a.m. May 27th, June 26, about a month later, the judge goes, all right, buddy, come back when he come back. We'll see you. And he's, he's out. And he's still out right now. In fact, his next court date, his next appearance is scheduled for April 12th. So next month, a couple weeks. He's going back there. But no, you'd have to post bail or anything. They're just like, all right, buddy. Well, I'm going to, you know, I'm going to have to go ahead right now and use this stinger because I'm going to go hard right now on this it's time to victim blade

the creeper victim blade ha ha ha ha ha ha it's all about a plane where you lay it victim's playing we'll say it their fault they push the cat

all right so I guess the judge agreed with you Vinny because I tried to figure out why do they let this guy out with no financial obligation after he stabbed a woman in the neck. The accused's lawyer says the judge considered all of the relevant factors and released Pasha on strict conditions that do address public safety concerns. Quote, Canadian law presumes accused persons are entitled to be released on conditions aimed at minimizing risk they would commit a further offense or fail to appear in court.

Both alleged victims survived suffering injuries police described as non-lawful. Life-threatening. Not life-threatening. Now, many, here in the United States, where we live, when you get stabbed in the neck, that's life-threatening, not life-threatening. And what jurisdiction? I hate to have to do this again. Baby you're dead.

I'm a blame it all on you. You got raped. And you should have been more careful. You don't go and stay at somebody's house and push their cat. Carl. This guy tried to murder this woman. Okay, Carl. And he's been free ever since.

Bill Loney. Thank you for the $2. Big deal. Women bleed all the time. Okay, good point. Not usually from that spot, but I hear you. Michael C. Watson,

it was that guy from your thing, talking Cardiff. Thank you for the $1.99. It was not Cardiff. It was the one place Cardiff wasn't at. Finally. I know he's Canadian. It's the one,

Minnesotan. And Mint says that Airbnb story is better than Barbarian. Have you seen Barbarian? I have not. oh dude go watch that movie's ridiculous it's amazing go watch barbarian if you're a creepo you'll love barbarian all right and then i'm sure mint has a review on there something i can check out as well i don't know ask her all right i will okay um this is so silly so that's it that's my creed he trying to murder her over arvin pasha who um stabbed a woman in the neck for pushing his cat at 3 a m i i think

You know what Vinny? You know what I think is going on here? I don't think it was about the cat. I think he was fired about something else. Sure. It would be my guess. Now, Carl, my story today was covered in the New York Times.

Okay. So we know it's fake. All right, let's hear it. The name of my creep today has not been released. And I'm going to explain why at the end. But I'm going to give you a full telling of what happened here and why this person is the creepiest Airbnb host.

All right. Now, I'll let you label at the end. Early in the evening on July 4th, 2015, a woman named Michaela Giles' phone started sounding alerts, and a series of messages straight out of a horror movie began scrolling down her screen. Her son Jacob is 19 years old. He is overseas.

He's in Madrid. She's in Massachusetts. Okay. Now, it seems his host, who was born male, but is living as a woman, had the hots for her son Jacob. when they arrived at the apartment according to jacob she locked them in she repeatedly tried to kiss him

i mean neat she says please he says please stop he orders her to stop she then tells him to take his pants off unless he wants to sleep in the streets without his belongings that's gross now as these events unfold he begins messaging his mother yeah because he's connected to the Wi-Fi and he's able to send messages that way. This is back in 2015 so I'm guessing he didn't have an international coverage plan or I don't know what the story is. Though by the time

his mother realized that the that what was going on, she starts calling Airbnb okay? The mother does to find out where the son is to get the police there because he needs help. Yes. As he's texting the mom, the Airbnb

hosts pose the plug on the internet. now he's locked in the apartment his phone is not working to call out she starts the host starts rattling through the kitchen looking for something and pulls out

a big knife these hosts they love knives they do yeah I've noticed that yeah now she starts saying things to the effect of you're not going to leave here I'm not letting you leave here get your pants off

get your pants on and she used one of those sharpening tools and she's sitting there sharpening this knife telling him to take her pants off now the mom hard to get it up with that's going on yeah no he didn't need to get it up that wasn't the problem it distracting that wasn't the problem okay so as uh this is all going on the mom is freaking out she's calling Airbnb okay and when she's calling them they will not give her the address right they employees reportedly would not give her the address policy right or call the authorities for the kid instead they gave her a number for the mid tread police department here is the recording

i don't care i don't care nobody gave a shit what was going on bitch bitch she's like my son is beat right so that's still going there we go this number that they kept calling yeah was supposed to be for the police it was just going to a number a recording was coming up and Spanish and then hanging up. Okay. So basically she tells this kid, give it up or I'm going to kill you.

Yep. This young kid, uh, now they're having butt checks. It's getting raped in the living room. Yo-ho. Shad of me. Uh-huh.

Oh, ha. All while his mother is getting the fucking run around by Airbnb corporate. Yep. Okay. This kid was definitely terrified for his life. He eventually ends up convincing her to get out.

Her. Yeah. Yeah. Right. The, uh, the, the, the Spanish woman with the uncut cock who just raped him. Yeah, right. Yeah. He was like, can I please leave, ma'am? And that's, uh, she's like, she's like, Ms. Fulbeck to not let her fuck him in the ass, I have to say.

Yeah. No, he let her. He let her. You never choice. This kid ends up getting out of there by lying and saying that he told a bunch of his friends who he was meeting the address there. Yep. And it freaked her out and he was able to get his stuff and get out. Well, I should have thought of that a little sooner, don't you think?

Yeah. It took a little too long to come up with that one. I mean, it didn't, it didn't dawn on him until he felt the fucking load on his back. Fucking guy. He chose not to try to fight his way out. eventually concocted the story about the plans he made to meet friends. The New York Times got this story because this whole thing was under wraps. Like nobody in America knew it was happening.

It happened in Madrid. He went to the police. He went to the hospital. They flew him back to Massachusetts. This guy ended up in like seeking trauma therapy. Right. This kid had a rough go of it. Yeah.

Sounds like a bad trip. And this whole thing was very much like kind of under the covers or slept under the rug. You know, I got to be out to you, Vinny. The first day we were in Florida, was a little cooler out than I wanted it to be. And I thought that, you know, my vacation was bad. But this guy, that sounds like way worse. Yeah.

I really shouldn't have been complaining at all now. I think about it in hindsight. Dude didn't push a cat or nothing. Well, you don't know that. All he did was show up. See, now you're making assumptions over there. You don't know what he was up to. Ain't no cat pusher.

He's a victim. We don't blame this victim. He's my victim here. Three hour interview with the New York Times matches the one that he gave in the police report. The Madrid police would not comment on the investigation. though they did say that they talked to the host they went and spoke to this person now the new york times also spoke to this person okay and she denied threatening him and said the sex was consensual and that he was transphobic oh there you go see so you brought in not even a creep just

a guy who made up a story and you're trying to present that okay well i don't i think you're going to lose let me ask you this question carl yeah if you were butt raped by this person and you're you felt bad about it. Yeah. And you wanted to cover it up. Why would you go file a police report? Why would you go to the hospital? Why would you contact the New York fucking dives if this was something that you were just

transphobic about? So what you're saying is you're not believing the, uh, the female rapist with the big penis? That is correct. Okay. I am saying, my bad that. I thought that, uh, I thought for sure she was telling the truth. This person has not been charged or arrested.

and New York Times did not print their name. So, thus, no consequences for rape being a 19 year old. And then she blamed him. She said, is this fall? I came over and fucked him and then, you know, he got all freaked down, transphobic and left. It's his fault. Yeah, it is.

Also, he was on a site called Airbnb. He typed it in, Rog. That's why. That's why balls and dick. That's the real reason why that happened. am i fee the name is i'm Airbnb all right so that's my creep

the unknown Spanish holy shit I just had a brilliant idea for a business I don't even know if I should say it because I was going to steal it what is it car maybe it exists Air D&D where you get together and play Dungeons and Dragons somewhere with strangers that's the end of the show everybody goes to AirD

and D I think we had some super chats coming through there okay let's take a peek back yeah Ah, our girl Mint says, yes, watch Mint Salad Saw Barbarian. If you're a creepy boy, thank you, thank you, Mint. And then she said the barbarian sucks. Oh, did she say that? Yeah, she, I hated Barbarian.

Such a nothing burger. Nothing burger. All right. Well, Vinny said he liked it. So, oh, I trust, I trust Mint on this one. Yeah. All right. I think that gets us caught up.

I agree. She probably is a better judge than I am. So make sure you vote this week on Reddit. Carl, before you leave, would you please put up the post today so I can attach it in the description of this episode? I would love to do that for you, Vinny. I'll make sure to do that. I don't know why you can't do that now that you're all over Reddit.

Because you need to do something for this fucking show, Carl. I didn't do something. I'll show you what I do. That's right. I am going to present to you another true crime podcast that we are better than. You barely show up anymore. Who are these creepos? It's a segment we do on the show because we've been telling everyone that we're the best true crime show around.

but why not prove it and the way that we're going to prove it is by taking down the other true crime shows one at a time lick lick lick our balls today i present to you oh by the way this is funny speaking of the subreddit so on the bonus show that i did a couple weeks ago i told you when i tried to use jet chat gpt to do my work for me and i just asked it a very simple question about hey give me a true crime show where the host drink alcohol and it lectured me about the dangers of alcohol and it lectured me about the dangers of alcohol and I remember. It was fucking ridiculous. I couldn't get the sleep to give you any answers. So somebody used Bing AI and asked the same question and it spent a whole fucking list of podcasts. I just got access to Bard. Okay. And I tried this yesterday just to see what would happen. I put out what are some of the crimes that Airbnb hosts are arrested for. Okay. And I got a list of murder, mostly all voyeurism. That's really the big thing. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, by the way, that black box team that we were talking about earlier, fun fact, I didn't get to. Yes. Part of what they do is like if a homeowner comes home and finds like human remains in their house, which happens. Yep. They'll come and clean it for you. Oh, that's nice to them.

Yeah. That's cool. So that's a perk of their B and being involved, right? They're like, I know, we'll get that for you. Don't worry about it. Yeah. And what I really like about that is that's a great service to have if you're going to rent out your house and they're going to be your partner for it. Yeah.

They'll come and clean up the bodies. Yeah. I got to think that there's a lot of old people who die in Florida and Airbnb's. Yeah, probably every day. I don't know. This makes you want to use them more that they care about their hosts. I do appreciate that about them. Yeah.

This isn't an ad for Airbnb per se, but maybe it is. Yeah. Maybe it is actually not we think about it. All right. So, oh, we're going to read that real quick from De La, $2. Yeah. When does Stevie Lou and Cardiff come on? Never.

Keep them moving. All right. So this show happened to show up in this list that somebody typed into the Bing AI and it actually gave an answer. So I saw that post in the subreddit. I went and I checked it out. It's called the True Crime Enthusiast podcast hosted by Paul Sutherland. Now, Paul Sutherland is such a true crime enthusiast.

This show started as a blog in 2016. He would just blog all day long about true crime, just having a ball blogging away. And then he decided, hey, everyone else is doing podcasting and not blogs because it's not 2002. So maybe I should stop doing a blog and I should actually make a podcast. Is he going to discover that people don't care about listening to his thoughts on true crime either? He actually has over 600 supporters on Patreon. Wow. I know. And I was surprised because, well, how about this? I mentioned that the host is Paul Sutherland. That's not the entire story, though. I'll let him introduce the host of this show.

Doing so is myself, Paul, the creator host and true crime enthusiast of the show's title. My feline folio dupexy, the true crime enthousy cat, is here as ever. And we've been waiting for you to complete us, the wonderful enthusiasts that make the show my privilege to bring to. Oh, good. A lonely guy and his cat are doing a podcast. That's good. Little piece of advice, don't push that cat. Yeah, don't push that cat.

Bad things will happen. He has 600 subscribers because his voice is folksy and kind of endearing and like that fun. No, he's just British. It's just British. I bet you all most of his. There's 80 million people who sound like that. It's not impressive in any single way. Okay.

Maybe you enjoy this. Maybe this is the show for you that, Vinny. If you enjoy this guy as can't, I'm just saying, I think that people probably like to hear true crime from a British person because it makes it sound more official. Well,

I think it's for British people, to be honest with you, because all of the true crime stories are from the UK. Oh, lame. But who knows? I don't know. Maybe he's got a huge U.S.

audience or something that's going on there. Oh, I know is that usually when we look at true crime shows, it's a woman, two women, or a woman and a gay guy. That seems to be the formula for this. So when you see that there's just a guy, it's either Mike Boudet or it's a guy with his cats doing the show, which I have more questions that I answered on that one. It's the murder kitty.

So you know what? I'm going to skip ahead here. This is him talking about one of the true crime cases. I dare you to try to pay attention to this. this. This guy is not exciting at all. He then kicked a police fan which was there as police had set up cordons in the area due to another incident. A PC went to speak to the defendant to try and calm him down while another went to look at the damage at the rear of the vehicle. The defendant panicked

and pushed the officer before throwing a number of punches. A quote from a witness was also read to the court which described I saw a man punch a police officer. He went wild on him. The witness continued how the officer landed flat on the floor and looked unconscious and lifeless following the assault. Oh, shit, I'm sorry. I did it doze off for a second there, my bad.

All right, we're back. Wow, this is riveting stuff, isn't it? I love that people can make true crime boring. You know, they can take these crazy stories and just put you to sleep. It's a story about punching a cop a bunch of times. That's an exciting story. Yeah, he's kicking the van. he's all drunk.

You think there'd be something exciting but the way this guy tells it. Holy shit. I go back to the blog. The blog had more personality than this. But early on in the show, he gives us a little peek behind the curtain. I think it's always fun,

Vinny, when you learn how the sausage is made. I do try to have a working list of tales for each series. I try not to get multi-parters in too close a succession, but it almost never works out anything near to the series I've sketched out. I actually use about 10% of what I earmarked. Oh, he uses 10% of what he marked. Hey, Paul, no one asked. No one asked you what percentage of the research that you do, do you bring to the show?

No one cares. It doesn't matter. This show is, this is really boring. It's terrible. And Vinny, I got to tell you, I was on Discord a lot this morning. I have some information from that, but it's because I couldn't pay attention to the show. I was just wondering out, I'm just like reading stuff and, oh, yeah, I'm trying to listen to a true I forgot. And the beginning of this show, it takes him 12 minutes. He's still explaining

what's going to happen in this episode. We're 12 minutes in. He's thanked some people on Patreon. He's told you about the cat. He tells you what he's going to be talking about. Now, you read something like that, a mere snippet. As I said, they could find no other information on this at all. And you think, what? I've got to get that into an episode. And so I've curated a few accounts together that are also bizarre, with one in particular a bit sad too, I thought to bring to you here. All right. Well, just get to it then. What is this thing? Like, maybe we should do a show we're like, hey, today what we're going to do? We're going to talk about creeps. And then a little while after that, we're going to do a who are these creepos segment. Then we'll listen to some

voicemails. We have some interesting voicemails this week. What is this? Just do it. Just get to it already. It's really boring to announce what you're going to do up front. And I don't know why so many people think they need to do it. And I think it's because radio relied heavily on trying to keep people through breaks. Correct. That somehow podcasters magically think that that formula is the winning one. Oh, stay due to the end. Yeah. Oh, you're going to love the fifth story. It's almost like that clickbaity shit where it's like top 12, whatever, number seven will blow you away. And I was like, all right, whatever, just fucking do it already. I'm listening to the show now. Tell me now what's going to happen. Right. Let's let's bring

De La's super chat up on the screen here. Fiddy's a C-word Fulver. Yay, super chats. I don't like that. Hey, super chats. Thanks. All right. $2. I'm going to do something that breaks my rule. One of the things that I try not to do on

who are these podcasts when we're reviewing shows is focus too much on dead air. Yeah. Because if I'm playing dead air, then we are dead air. It's kind of the problem with that. A hundred percent. However, I think in this instance, I have to point this out to you because I've listened to some audio books. You know, I listen to Settering John's audio book and Tori Dunlap, the financial feminist. And what they do in audiobooks is there's a pause between chapters.

You know, you end the chapter. You give a little bit of pause, let the listener know that we're going to start something new now. That's kind of what this guy, I think, is trying to pull off here. Listen, not a good move for a podcast. Go ahead and count Mississippi's. Uh, once the silence starts here. For an episode I've entitled, They really do walk among us.

One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi, five Mississippi. On the evening of Wednesday, April the 13th, too many Mississippi. Dude, that, that pause is so prudent. It's got triplets. That is way too long. I'll tell you what they said in Congress. Even one Mississippi is too many. I think you're right.

I think you're right about that, many. Oh, God. There's a dynamic ad that starts the show off. Okay. And you'll get a kick out of this because it's a local company. Cortiz Mitsubishi is the company that doesn't add for it. And oh boy, does this ad suck? This is bad, dude.

So do Mitsubishi's cars. Hi, welcome to Cortiz, Cortez Mitsubishi. Is that a time machine? Yes, I've arrived at this exact moment in time to get credit amnesty. If you bring home 350 a week, you could get up to $25,000 in credit. Great Scots! How many gigawatts? No gigawatts, but we've got all new Outlanders with third row seating. I know exactly what happened here, Vinny.

Some guy in sales is brag about how he does this Doc Brown impression. And they're like, okay, great. That's all we need. Should we write something funny or interesting? No, no, no, no, just do the impression. I'll do the jigawatts thing. Do the jigawatts thing. Say great Scott a couple times and we'll sell a bunch of cars.

Oh, I think I want a hot dog real bad. That's by Jennifer Coolidge. Did you think it's funny? It's great. thank you where am i oh i don't know what's going on here it's it's fun to do it's it's kind of bruce cheddar too it's a little bruce chow now poor jennifer it's bad okay hold on i don't listen to the radio anymore nobody does dala says don't attack me video i'm a fan no attack nothing but love you are a c word yeah no no no no one argued nobody argued with dala was arguing with you

that oh my god i forgot how bad radio we call i forgot how bad radio ads are and it's funny that some podcasts are still putting in like the same spots they make for radio it's just weird it's so bad all right this is the last clip i have uh we finally get to the story he's going to tell all right true crime show it's true crime enthusiast podcast let's get to the true crime stuff let's hear about what's going on lookers gathering to watch the unfolding drama described a number of police seen on top of the car park, inching their way towards a man seen standing on the edge. The incident drew to a close some three and a half hours later, when at around 10.20pm, the man was seen stepping away from the edge

and was apprehended by officers. Minutes later, the cordon was removed and all roads were reopened, with a spokesperson for South Wales Police later confirming that the man had been taken into custody, saying, he was already wanted for another matter and he has been arrested with regards to this outstanding matter although they didn't specify the matter as to which he'd been arrested over it was also confirmed that the force was providing him

with a necessary mental health care whilst in custody dude this is a story about a guy who's going to jump to his death and then the police apprehend him they had it shut down a road for a little while and they reopened it what kind of fucking story is this What kind of show is this, Vinny? Principle uncertainty just nailed it.

He sounds like an English ad for cold syrup. It's terror. See, I told you. They all that's all like that over there. It's really boring. It is terrible. And also I want to point out Bill Woney says he'd vote for ISIS before he voted for me.

Yeah, I agree with that. Isis does a lot of good things. Like what? Well, for one thing, they're very into women's education. I think you can agree with me on that. Very strict. Oh, yes.

Very strict. about that. Yeah. And they keep the, the polling places clear. I wasn't expected to get a follow-up question from that one. Okay. One of the good things about ISIS. Name four. Oh, shit. Yeah, Carl, you should when you're going out on the limb for ISIS, you probably should back up what you're saying. I probably should have been ready for that one. Anyway, my point is that the true crime enthusiast podcast sucks balls and the creep-off is the superior podcast in this one. All right. Let's talk about what I learned from Discord today. You've been creep-offed. boom you get creep off let's talk about what i heard from discord chris chan is out did you see that well yeah we knew that for a long time was bailed out i thought this was news for today oh bailed out yeah oh i thought you're out of the closet no out of jail out of prison watch how yeah he didn't see this what did the what did the only witness the mom croak no it's not that um she he is free or innocent. It's just that he, she and is out on bail right now. I think it's living in a halfway

house or something. So that was interesting. It was somewhere halfway between here and Quickville. And then the other thing I learned is that the Nick Bate video, the tribute album that I created is one of my consequences. Yeah. That video has been copyright struck and you can't get to it anymore on YouTube. Did you see that? How did it get copy? I don't know. It's gone. If you go to that, there's someone linked to it. And if you click, on it it just says you can't play this now that's true in the u.s people from other countries were in there saying no it does work so i went ahead and in the creep off channel on our discord i uploaded all the songs for people because uh you know people need that music for their life obviously yeah

it's very important stuff that we put together you know i might have some of it actually right here car uh what what's one of your favorite hits from that album um oh i would say uh anally raping children the one that Jenny Jingles says. Well, nobody could hear that on here except for us. Sorry. Oh, okay. Well, I just realized that. Sorry, folks. I got to say that that sounds fantastic. How many Mississippies was that? Especially, oops.

Especially considering it was based on this. Ain't only raping children and disemelling and forced feeding them their own intestines. We really polished that turd, didn't we? you are master thank you you're a master i am i am master what's happened i don't know is your brain to stop working a little oh what's de la say it now for two bucks uh omaha funny bone uh has open spots veney okay yes um great for an open mic thank you dela i i will go out to the midwest one of these days again can't wait it should be fun midd west vini we got uh voicemails today full of humor the midwest we certainly do and they

are brought to us by our friends in syracuse the creepoff voicemail segment is brought to by the city of syracuse a 77 year old syracuse firefighter recently died on the job he finished his firefighting career with a record of 7,638 and 1. See you in Syracuse. I get it. I get it. All right. First voicemail. Hey, this is a message for the creep off regarding the latest episode.

I actually work with one of the lead investigators that was on the Picton case. And we asked him a couple months back, why do you think he got so many people? And he looked at us and said, well, I don't know if you would really consider them people. um there are a bunch of savage chugs and who really gives a shit if they go missing so yeah i think the real creep at the end of the day is still canada they're just full of a bunch of assholes and this this guy still has a pretty high ranking government job it was just so yeah fuck you guys holy shit i know yeah i absolutely believe it they didn't want to investigate that stuff until they found out it all happened.

Oh, God damn it, Brian Johnson. All right. Here's voicemail. Hey, Carl. Hey, Vinnie. Since we just got that victim bland and jingle, do you think we can get one for when Carl gives it like the criminals, it could go something like the modeling tips one,

like best hamburger tips, the number one place for murder and molestation success. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. Best modeling tips. The number of all place for me. All right. Bill Loney's really pissing me off now.

He says you're a real pink bit. This pink man's a real pink man. Carl's being a real pink man over here. Oh, man. So that's a really funny idea, by the way. I like that. Best hamburger tips. Somebody get on it.

Put that together. Somebody get on it. You didn't listen to our Wednesday episode, Carl. I hate to spoil a story for you. But this voicemail really sub. is somebody who did listen and had some thoughts about one of our stories. Okay. I just finished the Patreon Wednesday stream.

And all I can think of now is how, how fucked a blind person would be if they were trying to commit a murder. I mean, just like cops come to knock on the door, answers the door, fucking blood everywhere. It's on the fucking ceiling. The dogs running around blood on the fucking fur. I mean, just,

but immaculate hands. fucking blood on the clothes and everything. What seems to be the problem, officer? They should love you, bye. Okay. So we did a story where a blind guy chopped his wife's head off with a sword somewhere

in Africa. And I said to Mike, how does, how do you do that? Did he trick her and give her gum or something so he can hear where her head was? Yeah. How did you do this? And what did Mike say? Does he done that himself? He said, God bless this person. That's someone who's truly handicapped.

Yeah. Scrites. They got past the barriers. Listen to the episode and find out. And we're going to do an episode this Wednesday, yeah? Are you going to fly back down to Florida? I'll be around. All right. Hey, I got another voicemail for us here. Please.

Yo, what's so? Carl? This is for the creep off. I'm going to find the number of something retarded. I don't know. But, dude. So, Big Masterson was on a podcast with an episode with No Jumper with Adam 22 and Destiny. And they were talking about people getting canceled or whatever and the craziest shit happened literally the next day um adam 22

gets exposed to being a creep uh texting a 16 year old and got blasted all over social media yeah and the internet i saw it when i woke up on uh uh on world star and then uh yeah it was just it was just fucking right i want to be on world the irony on that shit was hilarious that's great But anyway, great show. Hopefully you get shit on this motherfucker. Fuck you, Vinny. You're madly motherfucker. Carl, you're cool.

Well, okay, so 16-year-old girl, not cool. You shouldn't be texting with her. But I think I have to ask the question. How big it were tits? I think that's an important thing to know about this before we all started judging. Oh, boy. Okay.

Maybe that's an important thing. Thank you, Cab Critical for the 499. Wheel of Consequence idea. Upload a video of the loser recreated the Buffalo Bill dance. Oh, I know what you're talking about. I'm talking about the football team at first. I'm like, oh, okay, now now I know what I do. No, we're saying, I don't think anyone wants to see that.

Nobody wants to see that. Oh, fuck that. I just kicked something over. I'm going to play another voice off why. I was dancing way too hard, guys. It is for the creep off. I got a suggestion for the wheel. Vinny does 10 burpees, and we record it, posted on YouTube.

Thank you, fuck you, bye. I love it. I love a suggestion for the wheel that's only for, Vinny. So Vinny does 10 burpees. You think you can do 10 burpees, Vinny? You know what that is?

I do 10 burps all the time. Yeah, no, it's not that. I think I have a vague idea of what it is. Exercise generally alludes me. You'd be surprised when I could do a motherfucker. I would be surprised.

So I think we should put that on the wheel. Let's do it. Well, you would have to do it too. I'm fine with that. I don't want that. Actually, never mind.

That one's not going on the wheel of Carl. If it isn't a consequence for Carl, too. Now, Dela. will Vinnie come to the Omaha Funny Bone? If I don't have to buy a ticket and they're paid me, I bid. Sounds good. I've been 100% I've been.

Okay. Hey, I want to give a shout out to Lockie. Yes, let's do that right now because this is truly amazing. This is truly, truly amazing. This painting that I'm holding up right now and showing everybody was done by the guy with no arms out in Florida. Yes, the one we covered on a scum parade. The street artist who used his feet. to stab a woman in the leg

with the pair of scissors that he was in an argument with. Yes. So Locky actually has a photo of him standing next to this guy as he's drawing this. It's in the bag next to you. Yes, it's right here in the bag.

And dude, Lucky made our new wheel of consequence. That's amazing. And Carl left it at his house. And yeah, here's the photo of him with that guy. His name is Joe Crenshaw, the artist, I believe.

It's incredible. Yeah, truly love it. Thank you. much that's awesome it's going up in the studio all right here's a uh a suggestion on how to get the consequences finished yours at least all right listen jarcoff i got it this is what you do kill two bars of one stone y'all both have to go to a protestant church vini you have to go that way you can document the carl went there and whenever the preacher says turn with me now

to this number in the bible benny you have to pull out your semenology book and turn to that page and Carl's got until you'll get kicked out to find his route to Gary and Danna later you have to sit there with an Atlas she I like that idea I'm not going to church with you I have a fan of that you know my wife asked me to go to church with her on Easter okay and I said the only reason I would ever go would be for you and she goes I know that I said but if I do go I'm wearing juggalo makeup oh that'd be fun just to make it fun and she did not she stopped asking so i don't think you would actually do that but i would love it if you did to hear that you get in this soul this year all right uh what else you got any more voice no that's all i got buddy

all right well i guess it's time to kick it over to a scum parade and one of our wonderful patreon members made us a brand new scum parade jingle oh sweet and uh it's a little long okay but since he's in the patreon okay i'm going to play the whole thing because i'm a nice guy. All right. Then we'll need a shorter version of it at some point. Oh, yeah. We'll cut it down.

But this is a, please enjoy this wonderful thing. Is this going to work? Are people going to be able to hear this? 100%. Okay. I just want to make sure I have the right name for him. I want to,

I'll give it to you after this. I got. You made it this far. Through all of the voicemails. The call. Creep up this come and gone away Now it's time to sit down and get confused Because Coral and Vinny gonna give us a skunkeroy

We're gonna see rapids, petals and cycle range There's gonna be murderers and men It's only the greatest living waste of space We're gonna see the creeps out sucking a family pet say I don't understand it but what can I say It's a perfect weekday for a scumperate Super chat Monday It's a scum parade

he did all of the instruments himself so we wouldn't get hit by copyright i could tell Kyle young thank you yes very well done I do like that song a lot I enjoyed that so thank you for putting that together for us sincerely thank you now Carl are you ready for a scum parade i am now yeah i was all right five minutes of past i'm ready i was i was not ready 10 minutes ago yeah i am now ready let's start over in buffalo shall we yeah what's what's going on in buffalo these days well the cat's a lot of local uh stories we had two this week yeah buffalo's not local they're their own fucking creature over there the diocese of buffalo placed mont senior peter j popadick yep and you are pronouncing that correctly yes i am

It is Papa Dick is his name. P-O-P-A-D-I-C-K, on leave for a second time this Wednesday after previously allowing the priest to return to ministry. And a statement, a spokesman for the diocese wrote that Papa Dick was placed administrative leave after it received a child sexual abuse complaint. Papa Dick serves as a pastor at St. Aloisian-Gonzaga Church in Cheektawaga, New York. The diocese spokesman claimed that the said that the claim is more than 20 years old. yeah he was uh he was molesting kids back when it was easy when the getting was good you know there weren't so many tattle tails all over the place like there are now naughty naughty so who's that old guy over there oh papa dick hey uh didn't i have a sound effect ready oh no what what sound

effect you did and neither the boing oh i don't have that one oh the uh the growing erection noise oh i know the boing is i just uh it's not on my board it's on producer chris's board okay Well, where's Chris when you need him? First time I've ever needed Chris. And fucking here we are without him. So either way, he has been removed and they should have seen this coming from old Peter J. Papa Dick. Well, I don't understand how you're supposed to be able to recruit employees if you can't

let them dittle kids every now and then. Because the pay socks, you need some types of perks if you're going to work for the church, right? Well, the kid was, the guy was thrown out in August of 2019. Yeah. After a lawsuit was filed under the New York Child's victim. Act. He was accused of molestia in the 70s. Then they announced

in a written statement in January 20th. Like they had to put out a press release. Hey, remember that priest that got us all sued? Yeah. Good news. He's reinstated. Papa Dick. He's not even a priest, though. I don't even know what he does. I don't know what he does. I don't know how that works.

All right. You want to go to Rochester? Sure. Yeah. Let's do that. I love. This is our town. Oh, hit the wrong one. Rochester, New York. all right local boy a 65 year old new york man allegedly repeatedly broke it to a daycare center carl yes he stole diapers and left money and bizarre notes for the staff that asked them to play along while acting as if he were a baby girl and they couldn't just play along he was leaving money i know he's paying them to play along you would think that they would do that not everyone is your whore carl not everyone not everyone is impressed by your

patreon dollars now okay okay so fucking car fucking carl's entrance music should be uh fucking shane mcman's here comes the money here comes look at this whoa oh you just got zoomox yeah baby i'll be i'll be wearing diapers and treat me like a baby here comes some money the monroe county sheriff's officer arrested a holly resident daniel r sealer on february 18th he 65 years old after he allegedly broke into the inspired learning and child care center in the town of Clarkson. Can I tell you a fun story about that? I know the owner of that place.

Do you really? Yeah, I worked with them quite a bit, actually. Tony. Oh. What a fun story for him. Can we get Tony on the show? We should. Yeah, we should get him on to talk about this.

Can we talk about daycare problems? We should have him on for our creepiest daycare episode. Yes. I don't know that he would enjoy talking about this incident. I don't think he probably wants to bury it. So the director. I thought it was a black box that I would be I'd imagine I would imagine yeah the center's director told authorities an employee on January 30th found $120 and a note that asked that the daycare had any adult sized diapers and if employees could quote play along with him the director said staff found a similar note a company by $200 a week later there you go the daycare center installed a surveillance camera after the first incident I guess that's what they spent the money on and alerted the police on the morning of February 11th the Saturday, a surveillance system alerted staff of activity at the daycare center.

Upon arrival at the facility, the director said she found that someone had rummaged through the diaper bed and left another note and more money. Well, there you go. So he's up stealing. The note reportedly included sizes for pants, shoes, bras, and dresses, and indicated that the man wanted to, quote, play as a baby girl and referred to himself as baby Danielle. Do baby girls wear bras? I don't think that's, I don't think that's the case.

I think this guy's a little off. Dirty baby Danielle does. He's not asking them to change his poopy diapers. He's just saying, hey, can you just treat me like a baby and play along? I feel like they could have done that for a month or two. Oh, man. The following Saturday staff were again alerted by the security system. And it showed the same man trying to put multiple diapers together to make one big type.

Yeah, it's like a McGiver of being an adult baby. He's making the Voltron of diapers. Yes. The director said the man ran to the bathroom during the incident, pulled his pants down, put the diaper, on that put his pants back on and ran out of the child care center. The director called the police again and reported what she saw in the video. The incident also included Sealer allegedly drinking half a bottle of formula using a bib and stealing a total of three diapers.

What's fun? Sealing was arrested in charge with burglary and petite larceny. All right. It's a little embarrassing. I'll admit like if I knew this guy and not the owner of the day car, I probably would get my mouth shut about it. It's a little embarrassing. Yeah.

This guy isn't your. pal, Danny, Danny, Danny. I don't know Danny. I don't know baby Danielle. Let's move on to Oregon, shall we? Wait, which state? God damn it. Why is this on everything? What's that state again, Biddy? Oregon. Oregon. Oregon. Now, an Oregon woman has been sentenced to more than five years in prison after stealing from a department store and biting off the earlobe of a security. guard who tried to stop her. Jesus.

Ashley Clark, 31 was sentenced Friday to 70 months in prison after pleading guilty to second degree assault and first degree robbery stemming from a shoplifting incident in 2022, where she bid a security guard. According to a press release from the Washington County, Oregon District Attorney's Office, the guilty plea comes after Clark shoplifted over $800 worth of merchandise from a Nordstrom. As she exit to the store without paying for the merchandise, laws prevention officers confronted her about her leaving. Clark began physically resisting and arguing with the officer

and began yelling obscenities at the officers who tried to recover the merchandise. Yelling obscenities, lock her up. I can't believe she would yell obscene comments like that. Why was that even included in this? What is this? YouTube? You're going to fucking punish her for that? Yeah, why is this even included in the thing?

She'd been a woman's ear off. That's enough. You don't know, and she swore at me too. Okay. She said mean words. The press release states that during the altercation, Clark bit the ear of one of the officers, which tore off at least a half of an inch of the victim's earloat. Dude, I always thought that biting off an ear would be really difficult, but it must be easier

than I think it is, right? Don't you think that would be a hard thing to do, get through that cartilage and everything? It's a texture thing for me, dog. Yeah, that's why you don't like it. That's why I don't bite off people's earlobes. I got a fun story for you real quick. Go ahead. I was at a Eagles of Death Medal show up in Toronto.

Okay. And a fight broke out. and a guy got his ear bit off damn yeah the dude's ear got bit off spit on the ground and uh bleeding everywhere they recovered it they put it in a little baggy or something so hopefully they were able to reattach it but it was some kind of scene uh smelled like pennies

did it really yeah it was not good that's a crime seat smell like dude yeah it's not good uh so just like the fucking bathroom on the first weekend of the month attempts to reattach to female victims earlobe at a nearby hospital were unsuccessful now hold on a second don't you think that'd be like the easiest surgery

who do they put on that task the secretary administration office or something how hard is it to reattach an earlobe oh I'm doctor slippery fingers I'm here in charge of putting on your earlobe today let me start here and try to get this going here I got my little

who was eating bananas this morning Whoa. Dr. Butterfingers. There's a threat that my parents always used to give me when I was a kid and I was riding in the back seat. And I think all of us have heard it. Yeah. No more pizza for you. Is that the threat?

What do you want to fight? Okay. I wasn't threatening you with that. I was just saying to your parents used to say to you. Okay. I got triggered. I got triggered. I got triggered.

I brought pizza. We can have pizza. All right. Well, we're almost done. So you better have that ready. or you're a liar yeah the threat is always hey don't make me pull this car over remember that one oh yeah oh yeah yeah well we're gonna go over to a koala lumpur that's in malaysia yes a man threw his three children off an elevated highway before

falling to his death himself that's a fun day he hurled it's a beautiful day here in Malaysia for some baby throwing, he hadn't thrown himself off. I bet he would have got at least the second round. But oh, well, it's too bad. It's only a couple weeks away. There's a lot of teams. You can use a guy. You can throw a baby off a bridge. Yeah. Well, this is literally a elevated highway. So picture

the highway and then dirt underneath it. Right. Parking lot. Yeah. Some some grass. So prior to the tragedy, someone saw the man carrying a child on his back. The other two youngsters were walking alongside their father, alongside their father holding hands. They walked up the highway. He got to the top and then just flung them one by one over the time. Yeah. Like they were going, like they were all waiting there to go for a ride. I don't know what he told them. Nobody does obviously. But the kids seem to be fine with that until

they got started getting thrown off the bridge. Dude, you know, he had to trick those kids. he had to tell him something you know what i bet it was i bet he made him watch peter pan i bet he was like hey guess what good news kids one of you is a superhero now we're going to go find out which one of you it is i'm like whoa that's amazing and then like the brother goes flying and he dies you're like oh sweet now it's 50s he's chance and i'm the superhero save him then your sister goes you're like oh shit i'm definitely the superhero and then yeah yeah doesn't work out and then the dad's maybe i'm here well the dad ended up jumping off the fucking thing himself yeah three kids in total thrown off one of them survived.

Oh, maybe that is the superhero, though. That's impressive. You could be our hero. Yeah. Now, nobody knows why this guy did this. No one knows anything about, uh, the situation here, you know, where the mom is. There's nothing reported. I look.

Oh, I know. They can't find the mom. It's like, yeah, she's out partying. Are you kidding me? She's got a new, uh, lease on life over here. She's like, wait, my husband and my annoying brats are all gone. Sweet. We're going on vacation.

Actually, I feel bad. for oh her kids seemed fun see like they're down for a good time those kids yeah so carl last story of the day i snuck in an extra one we're going to mesa arizona yes a mesa man is in custody accused of killing three pets and reportedly telling investigators he did it because he was quote possessed by demons last monday afternoon a woman called nine one one saying she had just returned home when her son had threatened her with a knife the suspect repeatedly told her that he killed all the pets and that he would kill her to if she did not repent all the pets that like the sound of that and by the way telling people to repent does not sound like demon-like

behavior that's a good point demons don't say that demons are like hey repent also even demons don't kill dogs and cats i just want to point that out oh yeah you're taking the cat side now yeah listen pushing a cat off the counter is very different than stabbing a cat to death you pushed a cat off of a counter carl sometimes you give a little nudge you let him know hey maybe you should go over there for a little bit you just let him know you come i know you've done this i can't believe you're admitting this on the show i can't believe you're actually putting that out there this is live you know that right oh it is yeah oh okay when police arrive they took 20 year old mike 20 year old jason michael andrew spary into custody inside the apartment officers found a dead dog a cat and a bearded dragon

lizard all right maybe the demon would would kill a lizard i hope my sister laws and watching right Yeah, this is horrible. This is not a good story. Per court documents, Sparry told police he was possessed by demons and the voices in his head said he needed to free the animals. Yeah, so demons don't want to free animals, stupid. Yeah, they're doing this wrong.

None of this makes sense. He also reportedly said he killed the animals because they reminded him of his family members. No, that makes sense. Now, think about getting this call if you're in the police. You know, you get into police work because you want 10% off Arby's, you want to rough up black people every now and again. and now you've got to go to this guy's house where there's a dead dog, a dead cat,

and a dead lizard. And you've got to deal with that shit. It's probably stinky too. Not a fun day. Not a fun day at all. Hey, Pielzebub. Get the bag of the fucking car. Let's go.

The devil made me kill the lizard. I'm a saucy, dirty boy. Fucking get out of here, you asshole. The devil made me do it. Fuck you. Animal killing piece of shit. so that is this week's scum parade everybody i hope you enjoyed having carl back as much as i did well that sounded sarcastic why you sound so sarcastic with that bitty i think everyone enjoyed having me

back it's a been a pleasure carl as always i'm just sorry don't bring the energy that brian johnson brings i apologize uh day law really wants to talk about uh will fitty come to the omaha funny boat i told you possibly if they want to pay me to be there and apparently the tickets are sold out now for video at the Amaha Humane Yeah, Omaha. Now folks, I got good news for you. We got a special guest coming back to join

us. It's our review girl Jess. And it's her birthday. It's a birthday. Birthday, Jess. Thank you. Carl Lens celebrating people's birthdays. Oh, it's my favorite. I am so tired, by the way, because I just got back from Boston at three last night.

Oh. Well, I'm bringing up. Showing up. Showing up with very little sleep and on her birthday, this shows commitment. I appreciate that. I'm so tired. I'm like loopy. Oh, it's great. Jess,

I hope you realize that you showing up today on your birthday with so little sleep already makes you a better review girl than any of the review girls at W90s. I knew that was going to happen. What if I'm at a hang nail one time? They're like, I can't call in today. I knew this is going to happen. Well, Jess is just showing them all up.

Yeah, I know. I've noticed that I will say I am I am thankful there's only two new reviews I'm like oh thank God all right I can't read so this is not a difficult job I don't know how much it's not I will say though that I'm upset that there's no new interesting post on Reddit I'm like oh no I thought Reddit was actually pretty I'm a couple good ones I mean there was one that I saw that was like is was it like there was a picture that of a guy who looked like you Vinny and it said is Vinny a what is it a porn?

coach or something. What is it? Like on TikTok? Am I a porn coach on TikTok? No. Yeah. It was like a guy who looked just like you. I'm not even a porn coach in my house. Dude, you answer that a little bit too quickly there, Benny. It seems awfully suspicious. You guys can find my Twitch channel. Oh, sorry, porn addiction trauma coach on TikTok. Oh, no. That was me. That's me. That's me. That was me. Yeah. Again, I'm so tired. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. I how addicted you are. All right, Jessica.

What are our reviews? To porn is got to be the greatest addiction there is because you never run out of it. Yeah. You know, like I'm addicted to alcohol and then sometimes there's no alcohol and I was like, fuck. Yeah. No tremors or anything either. Yeah, no.

That actually sounds like a fun one. If you don't fish your porn. It's very easy to keep on the hush hush that that's what you're addicted to. It's not like, you know, you show up to part. Well, I guess maybe, well, we think about this. No, maybe that one would be bad. Carl shows up to parties with old playboys just stuffed in his jacket.

All right, never mind. Who's ready for a good time? All right, poor Justin. I got September 197. I was going to watch the true crime documentary. It's already, like, anyway, two reviews. They're both five stars. So, it's great.

Thanks. Keep giving us reviews. It helps the algorithm, I believe. So the first one is from Earlyville. time is cheap this is a vanity project by a club tooth snaggle-footed boomer that serves

as a pretext for him to hit on young review girls there's also an XL pizza containment system on the podcast he's there the click buttons I think for some reason they talk about criminals whilst over fuck you

yes look at us we're doing a true crime show without alcohol it's weird apparently it can be done done everybody can be done all right that's a very good review thank you for that we don't tell people to shit on us on this show but apparently look at them go anyway hey they're given five stars i'll take them i'll take it the next one vinny is a church kid from bug one two two zero zero eight uh yeah that's titled vinny as a church kid uh it says he was trying to play along with blind mike's joke and started singing a veggie tail song loser that is all

I did. Oh, Vinny's a veggie tails guy. You grow up with veggie tails, Minnie? No, I don't know what I did. No,

I really don't know what I did. I know what they are. That's like that shit was like 2000s. We didn't look into us way before or way after I was. Oh, he knows a lot about veggie tales. Oh, okay.

Do I? You know, when I was a kid, I grew up in a Catholic family and I wanted to watch vegetables. My parents were like, no. Oh, I didn't realize that the Catholics were against veggie tales.

I guess. is it a front tower lord and savior car i was like all my friends were like in ccd were like veggie tells is awesome i'm like i want to watch it my mom's like no i'm like why not i don't know why was it too religious you watched sponge bomb you want to watch everything else i just watched sponge bob and my mom also didn't like that but my dad did crusty crabs and shit yeah i don't know i'm like looking back and like that is weird i know what i did i got it now What'd you do? Okay.

That, uh, if you want to talk to tomato song, is that a veggie tales thing? That is the theme song. Because I thought it was a TikTok thing. That's why I was saying that. Like he said,

Vin he thought of a lot. He thought of them quick. No, that's what I thought. I just saw the Zuma gear is turning in your head just now. No. Yeah. And then the guy said,

Kumiya's great and I'm not good on that. And then, and then, you say it's a TikTok song. Every song is a TikTok song. That's true. I just, that's where I kind of thought it for because

the joke was like, wouldn't it be funny if they put it to some TikTok music? And I go, if you like to talk, that's what I did. And that was the context. Go back and listen to it, folks. Back me up on this. Are kids twerking to that song? I hope not. I don't know.

They twerk to everything. I don't watch TikTok. That's my new theme music. It sounds like you're walking to a room. it's not very good oh there it is no one to talk to tomatoes if a squash

can we'll turn that off before they not be right to strike that asshole I don't fucking ruin our I did not I watched this

when I went to CCD and I don't remember multiple people saying I just wanted the stupid tomato yeah it was like

it's been not stupid it was great if you love veggie tails you're cool I don't know no no one

fucking loves it's all cg animation so it's probably an updated version of it that we're watching over here yeah i i i didn't realize that was veggie tales sorry for being dumb everyone okay all right buddy stop being so embarrassed it's okay you can admit these things many i got nothing no one's judging you i mean everyone's judging you actually all the time jess how's your how's your birthday going so far oh he's trying to change it subject i'm going to send you this book I can't look. I literally can't look at that cover. It's disgusting. It really is. Yeah, it's not great. Oh, so bad. Good. So, Carl, I have to pick a place to go to read this book. Jessica, I'll let you decide what public place should I be seen reading this book. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I'm not going to read it in the church. I would not be caught at that.

The church is Carl's punishment. Maybe you should bring it to Philadelphia when we're there next month. I don't want this. be in my bag. You should. I don't want this in my bag. No. You should read it. You should read it in Philadelphia at that, at the giant love sign.

Yeah. Yeah. There we are. You should probably find a bunch of different landmarks. Go to the Liberty Bell. Run up, run up the steps. Look at Rocky steps.

This is a good idea. This is a good idea. Bring seem analogy to that to Philly. We'll be there for the WATP TDS crossover show. Oh, April 22nd. dude that's that's fox dude i don't want to do that i don't even want to go see anything in philly i don't even want to go say oh god damn it i like the jess that came with that up with that idea that was a good

idea i i was just like oh the love sign i don't know i don't know why it's just that i thought you say starbucks i could get this done fucking quick now it's like you got oh no that's No, all the fucking town. That's probably a normal thing people read it, then fill out if you had to start off. Yeah, my, Carl, I got to drive all over town with the fucking book. Here, Vinny, I'll make, I'll make you feel better here, buddy. If you like to talk to tomatoes,

if squash can make you smile. You're going to get it's not even the best song for VeggieTiles. The best song is the Where's My Hairbrush song? Again, I watch this in CCD. Carl, I don't want to know what that is. I'm turning. You don't want to fuck you do it. You're muted,

come on. I muted your, your computer. I don't want to hear whatever. Just is requesting it. It's a good one. A review girl, Jess is fine.

It's about, man, I feel so bad for people who are just like, I want to leave. He comes out and sings a city song. Fuck this girl. It opens as Latti.

It's so, in my hair, having had his joyous. Yeah, okay, we've done it out. I'm trying to skip around to find out where there's like music

or singing. yeah we're done with that i forgot it's a mostly talking song yeah it's not a good song jess let it be known to everyone right now there are no more fucking veggie tales on the creep off this is an opi show we don't two shows the vegetables on the show i do with the vegetables at eight o'clock later tonight you can watch some bread and surfing for me at garter what do you think about cardiff doing a terrible job promoting that when he was on missouri love's company did you hear that i didn't hear that he i didn't hear his missouri love's company appearance how did it go to kevin yell at him oh yeah Kevin hates him him Kevin hates Cardiff

but it was funny Kevin is just a fucking ball of love he has Cardiff goes because they're asking him about his show and he goes why do this other show too on a different channel on Monday nights and that was how he said thanks Cardiff. Good job

to show that everybody seems to be watching and like it apparently good Cardiff, good job at least he promoted it when he was on Opie show you know oh good nobody's watching that but at least he promoted it correctly there great we got another Bill Woney super chick coming in.

Climax, PA is it too far from Philly. All right. Where's intercourse, Pennsylvania? That's probably not too far either. Next to climax. Yeah. Must be. I feel like that's further in the middle of Pennsylvania. You think it of course is further in?

I agree. That would make sense. I did not mean it like that. You know what? It's the creep off. You meant it like that. I met. Yes, I did. Happy birthday, Jess. I guess let's bring this train into the station and get the

fuck out of here. I made everyone listen to the hairbrush song. I'm so sorry. Yeah. Yeah, you should apologize. I am sorry. Go get some sleep. We'll see you later, kiddo.

Take it easy. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Bye, Jess. Carl, let's end the shit. Okay. Go. It's nice to be important.

It's more important to be nice. We'll see you on Patreon, Supercast and backed up by on Wednesday. Yeah, woohoo! Another hair than lunchecks. Saddam H. There is all you. Saturday. Oh, saturday.