The Creep Off - Episode 159: Leave Your Problems at Home

Episode Date: April 3, 2023

This week Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for biggest creep from Ohio VOTE HERE: In WATC we meet two self-proclaimed iconic twenty- something true crime podcasters who seem to be constantly surprised:  In the scum parade we meet a prolific panty thief, a prank loving civil servant and the hosts of the world's worst internet show.Check out the stories here:Man accused of calling West Virginia woman 815 times over 2 days - CBS Pittsburgh (cbsnews.com)Perverted knicker thief arrested in central Thailand | Thaiger (thethaiger.com)Ascension worker accused of urjnating in water supply | News | theadvocate.comMen 'castrated on live stream with genitals cut off as paying audience watched' - Mirror Online

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Yo!

your favorite true crime podcast. I'm your host. My name is Vinnie. And joining me in studio, as always, it's hot. Cuckacarla. What is happening? Vinnie Paulino. Good to see you, my friend. Buddy boy, buddy boy. It's a Monday. We are here to deliver the creeps. And I'm very happy about last week's episode. Oh, yeah. Why is that? Because, well, I'm going to tell you in a second. Uh-oh. But we are here again. I'm going to check your mic again. Okay. Am I sounding good? Keep going. All right. I'm going to keep going here. Let's see if we can get this working. Check, check one, two.

I think you're okay now. All right. All right. Whatever that thing is that you keep unplugging. Stop unplugging that. Leave that plugged in. All right. I think I got it.

Yay. Happy days. Problem fixed. Beautiful. All right, baby boy. No, it was on. It was on. I fixed it.

All right, folks. Now, today's show, we're going to start. start off by talking about last week's episode and here to tell us who won on episode 158 creepiest Airbnb host it's our review girl jessica hello hey jess jordan us early today yeah there are no no reviews to read so i thought i figured why not read the reviews from reddit for last week's episode and i figured i should uh reveal the winner hey uh just a quick note and maybe we should be doing this off air but could you not mention how little interaction we're getting while on the show just

just be like there's tons of reviews but we'll save those for another time oh no there are tons of reviews don't worry it just happened that this week I think the internet's just really bad so maybe not coming in I read about that's what I meant to say that's what I meant to say this work I love you know what I really enjoy here's what I love what's that I love how Carl is correct

but Carl also drew so much more attention to it just to be agreed I'm really an idiot aren't I Defeating your own point. I really Shane McMahon to that one, didn't I? No, we fix it. We fix it. It's all good.

All right. I just trying to stall the announcement of the winner, Carl, because the winner is Vinnie 87 to Carl 49. Oh, yes. Please. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank each and every single one of you, all of my Viannon, true believers especially. self to your true believers couldn't have done it without you but I was right my creep was definitely bigger than yours last

week Carl so you won by a lot so I guess I'll have to give it to you this time. Do we, we're going to read some of the viewer comments on the Reddit thread to find out where people's heads were at when they voted here so maybe we get a little bit of insight. A lot of it had to do with the cats

that's almost all these reviews or the reviews comments I guess reviews absolutely said I wouldn't push a cat but I would use a website called Airbnb and get sexually assaulted by a trans Spaniard

Okay That's the first common right there Love it Someone says I refuse to vote Until I start doing the punishments Also I'm doing that Look at this

You see this? That's a punishment It's right there There was a good recommendation In Discord today That you should have to Read that at a gay bar Yeah

In front of the bartender I think that's where you have to go to read that book yeah it said at the bar in front of the bartender i still like my idea in front of the love side at philly let's just a bar in philly do there just probably just perusing can i get a glass of water please that do that oh look a seaman bomb you ever made one of these i can't think water's a little murky there uh sure this is okay Philadelphia, Philadelphia water is sure is thick. Oh, I mean, have you heard what happened with some of the toxins that got into some of the water?

Oh, Philly is a disaster. It's fine now. The water is fine now. It's just, it was bad at first. Anyway, another review comment. Adam 2, 2890 said, I don't like cats, so I voted for Vinny, which was, which was replied to by Jellquy Bainfield. That's it. That's why I love this show.

I love cats and voted for Vinny. So one person doesn't like cats but voted for Vinny. Another person, I was so confused by that. I'm also confused by this. I love it. I think all of our listeners have sound loud. People who like Rudy are dumb is what you're saying. Yes.

Yes, I agree. Hey, Carl, somebody came back today. We got something very exciting in and I'm going to show it to you now, folks. This is the return of the Vietnam videos. People were very upset with you this last week, Carl. Oh, okay. In the past, we've proven Carl to be a liar, racist, and dog whistler. But new evidence has uncovered Carl's deepest and darkest secret so far.

He's a cat pusher. Rare video logs revealed for the first time show Carl admitting to his dastardly deeds. Sometimes you've got to push a cat when it gets on things you don't want it on, you know. It's not that big of a deal. about it. We don't push the cat before. Not only that, Carl is a known associate of Vito Giswaldi, a famous cat rapist. Vito!

The cat blaster! Giswoldi! A cat molester. Cat rapist. Put a cue to the upper pussy. There you go. Carl is caught on video, making disgusting plans with this vile man. Yeah, hopefully we'll all hang out and have some fun to get drunk.

So it's gonna be, it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun. And what is this fun that we're planning to have? After following the paper trail, it all led to one thing. Magneto. Can't wait a bit of a dick. And I believe you admitted to pushing cats, by the way.

Yeah. If a cat gets up on something that's supposed to be on, you can push the cat off. Something it's not meant to be on, like, a balcony Don't vote for a cat rapist cat-killing friend Vote for Vinny

paid for by the Vinny Winnie heavier than a city committee That's hilarious, wow I love those Thank you Vaughn, great job buddy I got as a video editor I give props to him that was fantastic

The Photoshop was perfect Can I tell you what he told me Pass a message on to you, Carl? Yeah, what's that? If you'd like to creep off roast video edited before Christmas this year. Yeah. To maybe hit them up, you fucking asshole. Sounds good.

Let's take that offline there, buddy. Okay. All right, folks. So, Jessica, thank you for filling this in on everybody's thoughts. I hear you're doing a show later today. What are you up to? Yes, it was pre-recorded, but I'm on Hack the Movies today at 3. It's going to be live on Hack the Movies.

We're reviewing the Super Mario Brothers movie from the 90s. Oh, that one, I got a headache watching that. I watched it for the first time recently. Uh, all right. But it's going to be great. I started cast, though. Yeah.

How bad that movie was. Really terrible. Really, really, really bad. It really followed the game perfectly. Yeah. All right. We'll see you later, Jess. Have a great week.

Take it easy. Bye, Jess. Hey, Vinnie. She's so delightful. Did you know that today is a holiday? I did. Super Chat Monday and Bill Loney is the first one to come in. Bill Loney with a Super Chat.

We always appreciate that. Bill. Curl is no longer a Pinkman. He's a Malcolm now. You're such a Malcolm. Actually, you know what I was thinking? I was thinking that would be a good nickname for Chad because Chad's a middler. So it would make sense.

Malcolm in the middle. Oh, man. That hurts so much. Okay. here we go folks Carl let's tell everybody what our category is today let's start creeping off shall we all right yeah so the category this week I think we've done it before by the way I think this is a repeat it's a creepiest Ohioan I asked the oracle and he said oh no and I couldn't find it so I think it was only because I think it's where Ariel Castro came into but that

wasn't why you used them in the category give away my neighbor got big testicles we see is doing every day we eat rips for this dude but we didn't have the glue and that girl was in that house she said please help me get out this episode is just amazing all the way around so far i'm loving every second of it i really am i'm having so much fun today we got a little dead giveaway we're going to ohio yes the worst state of the union the most boring fucking state to drive through i fucking hate well spending time there the speed limit 70 though I'll give them that. I like that. Yeah, well, when you get down south at 75,

once you get out of there. All right. Are you ready to start this off? You're going to go first. Ring that bell. Carl, my creep today is from Skyota County, Ohio. He's a Vietnam veteran. He's a retired mechanic, and he preyed upon the weaknesses of drug-addicted women and little children's booty holes. My creep today is 72-year-old Larry Deed Porter.

I wanted to start strong. Yeah, how did I do? I see that. By the way, the score, I don't think we mentioned, the score is three to two. Three to two. Carl's in the lead. So I can't let you come back and tie this one up. Oh, I can't let it happen.

You got no prayer. In March 2020, Porter was arrested by the Jackson County Sheriff's Department, Adam McDonald's in O'Kill. Now, Carl, he got busted in an online predator hunter sting. Oh, but this one was not by YouTubers. This was by the police. Okay. Who were actually doing the same thing YouTubers do.

He went and met a girl. at a McDonald's where he reportedly offered to pay $80 in exchange for access to a seven-year-old girl. Oh, it's a lot more than $80. I mean, what year is this? 2020. Yeah, that's not, that's not the going right. Yeah, right around the time of the pandemic, too. Unless that girl is teeth like me. Everybody was about to get stimulus money and everything.

Unless that girl has teeth like me, it's going to be more than that. Yeah. So he tells them, I'll be ready around midnight and then be able to return the girl after the FBI and the Scayota County Sheriff's Office searched his house after his arrest. Oh, boy. Let's, where is it? Oh, boy. When they got a hold of his computer, Carl.

Uh-oh. They were able to find documented evidence of Porter's pervy crimes of physical and sexual abuse that spanned decades. Okay. And they were way worse than any of them had any idea. Okay. Crimes included giving parents drugs to get access to their kids, keeping them hooked in order to access the children.

Like I said, kidnapping, sex trafficking children and creating and distributing child porn. Oh, I know about this. You pronounce Hunter Biden wrong. Okay, no, I know about this case. No, no, no, it's a different one. It's a different one. It's a different guy.

Federal prosecutors found all this information. One of these witnesses who was implicated in the ring herself after records show photographs of her were uncovered in sexual positions with a child. I'll explain more on that later. Reported that Porter plied her with weed whenever she came over to hang out with one of his daughters back in the 90s, okay? Weed.

This is when she was a kid. When the woman reached her early 20s, Porter switched over to providing her oxycodone. All right. Now we're getting more fun. Yeah. Now it's a party. Record show, once she ran up a drug debt, he forced her into sexual acts to pay them off. So this is he's basically pimping his daughter's friends in the 90s.

Uh, Zero Dark Tony, Paizan, Vinny is an Italian, is Italian powered by meatballs. Yay, Super Chats. Thank you, Zero Dark Tadley. Thank you, brother. Now, it gets worse, though. Larry would also supply drugs to parents, like I was telling you, in exchange for access to male and female children who he would sexually assault and film to produce pornography for which he would distribute. Porter began sexually assaulting one of these parents under his control as a child as well. Wow, okay.

Generational. Yeah, he was like the generational drug dealer. Now, two co-defendants admitted to taking their seven-year-old child to Porta's residence on a regular basis to traffic the child sexually in exchange for pills. This included Larry and his buddies or other people he owed favors to coming over to abuse the kid. This occurred a few times a week for about five years. Okay. To another co-defendant, Joshua Aldridge, 38, this fucking guy was accused to providing two child victims in the case deported to sexually abuse in order to feed his addiction. His girlfriend fell in to Porter's scheme after she began purchasing drugs from him.

Now, according to court records, his brother Ralph also fucking was in on this with Larry. And he helped Larry cover up some of the crimes after he got arrested. So what you're telling me, let me just try to summarize this so far, what we're hearing. Basically, this guy's a drug dealer and drug dealers typically... No, he's a retired Vietnam, that and a mechanic. Drug dealers typically charge money for drugs, but this guy's going, if you don't have money, we can work out another way, which I appreciate that. You know what I mean?

Some people are down on their walk. They're like, look at it. We really like drugs. Sure. Don't have a ton of money. Sure. I do have kids. Can we work something out?

And he's just figuring out a way to do that. Carl, he often instructed severely drug addicted parents to sexually abuse their own children and videotaped it. to use it as blackmail. Yep. What your point is? It wasn't just promises about these or drugs, Carl. Okay.

Prosecutors contended that Peter or that Porter also used the threat of opiate withdrawal, threats to loved ones, beatings to gain compliance. In fact, to make sure women complied with his demands and didn't report his crimes, Porter would ductate them to chairs, burn them with cigarettes, fire guns by their ears and use other methods of force were they on opiates at the time though because that wouldn't be as bad i guess yeah if you're gonna like do that kind of shit to me like shoot me up first please yeah if you're just firing guns by your ear that's great so the best uh now the produced child pornography he kept on flash drives and used extreme

methods to conceal them including burying the flash drives in the yard surrounding his house and having them hidden on the computers at other friends' houses. Now, the stuff he was making, Carl, was not like naked kids in the bathtub playing, like that old nambla shit. One video in particular shows Porter sexually

abusing a child at gunpoint. Jesus. Is that what the kid was into? There was the Sopranos The Sopranos episode, where Tony's sister has the gun Otter had as they're banging. Maybe the kid was into that. Oh, Jesus.

You know, like, when sex gets boring and you got to introduce some different elements into it to keep it fresh? Oh, Christ. All right. Maybe not. Okay. The stuff he made, like I said, was pretty sick. Now, after he was arrested, again, he's got his hooks and all these people. All these people are addicted to drugs he's supplying.

Yeah. So they all tried to help him. His two daughters and his son-in-law and another one of his cousins went to his house when the cops weren't there and were digging. through the back of the yard to find all of the SD cards he had buried out there before the cops could get to him. Yeah, you'd think that he would like have a map or something. Well, they got busted doing it and they found a lot more SD cards in his front yard. Now, they also found DVDs containing Porter's child pornography at the house of one of his

friends. And then while he's in jail, they record your phone calls, Carl. I don't know if this is a news flash for everybody listening here. shit to DVDs. That just seems like an extra step. I don't know. And here's the thing. Whatever you do whatever you do, any type,

any type of DVD ripping, the DVD is marked to where it came from. Like your computer leaves a marking on it. Sure. So they're able to figure out it came from this guy's house. Metadata. That's correct. So he's talking to his cousin Earl who owns a gun shop on the phone in jail. And he was basically,

making plans with the guy to murder one of the witnesses they believed was one of the sources the law enforcement doesn't that phone conversation start with your receiving a call from a corrections facility do you accept this call yeah yeah yeah jesus i got murdering to do hurry it up now porter putt guilty on august 10th to conspiring to engage in sex trafficking by force fraud of coercion child sex trafficking and participating in drug trafficking conspiracy he ended up with 40 years in prison, 10 other people accomplices in this also all got time in prison and he has to pay $315,000 in restitution to victims. Now, fun fact, we found out after Carl, I know how you love him. Hold on a second. This guy has to pay $350,000. Yeah, to the victims. He was,

he was raping these kids, drugging the parents. Yeah. Torturing them. Yeah. And how much does Alex Jones owe the families of the Sandy Hook victims? a 1.6 billion? Okay, that makes sense. Go on. You were saying. I don't know. Well, federal file would show the FBI investigation of a reporter kicked off in 2019.

Porter was almost caught in 2011. Oh, what do you know, everybody? The FBI of the police dropped the ball, had this one. Really? According to records, a witness was there to buy drugs from border, but called the police after he left his house. because they found him sitting in a chair in a computer chair naked with a five-year-old girl naked on his lap oh boy record show that when the police were called was he at least wearing a santa hat or something no no right the mother of the child when contacted by the police said that he was babysitting and no charges were filed so the babysitter was naked with your kid people were over and you don't want us to arrest this guy?

No, it's fine. That's just Uncle Larry. Yep. This person's having withdrawals on the other side of the phone. Unbelievable. That is my creep this week. Larry Dean Porter. Carl, let's do it.

It's a great creep. Let's do it. Let's hit some of these super chats real quick to get caught up. People are having a lot of fun. Oh, I definitely missed a couple of them. So let's go back up here. So Billoni with $5. Give the wind of any.

carl doesn't do the consequences anyway fuck off baloney i got two that i'm going to do but did you hear the nick bates music that we created we've done some really good consequences i believe i got taken off the internet i think i got take i put it on discord good for you all right what do we got here cam critical five bucks vini is playing to win this week i'll root for the underdog let's hear how creepy zoomock is be more predicting that i will be bringing chad zumok today as the creepiest ohio and yeah cardiff electric two dollars and eighty cents canadian there's your salary for up red it surfing oh hey i got payday payday everybody tonight at 8 o'clock to be a good show

great all right uh two dollars viny named three current players from italy's roster jesus christ uh oh he's got you there fichetti pizza pie uh mario rickio rick yon rickione and neymar there you go ivan neemar's on there i remember that one because i was like there's an Italian dude named Ivan, let me know if I'm right. I may have butchered those daves. I will say the national teams rarely have people from that nation on them anymore. That's true. That's true. So Carl, who's your creep this week? All right. My creep this week. Oh, wait, hold on. One more. One more from not mark two bucks.

Why does the wind blow? Why does the wind blow in Michigan? Because Ohio sucks. That's funny. 10 bucks of zero dark Tony. I think Vinny wins forever. I agree. What is going on over here? It's like a mutiny. What is happening? Ian Hawke says Carl Sane Fun is just as cringes steel to. Okay. I don't know anything about steeltoe and I don't like it. All right.

So, Vinny, I am going to bring a creep. His name is Juan Kinley. He is from Clark County, which the largest town in Clark County is Springfield, Ohio. And in order to find information about this case, it wasn't all that easy. I had to find a podcast called Ohio 88. Okay. There are 88 counties in Ohio. And this woman, Heather, does a podcast about each of the counties.

And when she was talking about Clark County, she talked about this case with Juan Kinley. Juan. This is kind of like a bonus who are these creepos? Because I do have a true crime podcast that we'll be featuring in a little bit. So you're basically going to be playing a podcast to us right now. Yes. And then you're going to be playing another podcast to us after. And this is maybe one of the worst podcasts I've ever heard in my life.

But it did give me some information that I needed. But listen to this, but you're going to like this. Median household income in Clark County is 48,000. I should mention it starts off with five minutes of just Wikipedia facts about Clark County. How much land there is? How many people live there? Income, all that kind of shit. Median household income in Clark County is 48,502.

This is less than the median annual income of 60. thousand nine hundred and thirty seven across the entire united states the economy of clark county ohio employs about 60,000 people insert music to learn more about clark county she said insert music she's like making a mental note and it leaves it in the show unbelievable heather unbelievable wow thank you for that and then she goes for more information about clark county hold on hold on edit carl out sorry go ahead somebody said when you had my mic off that turn the mic on but turn off the camera i saw that comment for some wise guy good advice

over there she's louise now what i'm going to present to you today is they love story minnie because juan kinley's a 22 year old man in i'm sorry to interrupt you carl i just want to say I really appreciate being back on the creep off where everyone calls you ugly. I know, right? Holy shit. If you listen to anybody who ever watch WATP, I am a fucking monster. Yeah, there was some pretty funny threads in the subreddit. Holy shit.

All right, go ahead. I wasn't going to bring it up. I actually felt bad. Really? Why? Give us a fuck. All right, so this guy, Juan, started dating this woman Thelma. And Thelma is a 31-year-old woman with two sons.

Juan's a 22-year-old man. They worked together at a restaurant. And one month into dating, he beats the shit out of her because she went out to a movie with another guy. And he's the jealous type. Oh, so she was cheating. Well, he's the jealous type.

And so he beat her up pretty good. And this would continue on. And he would routinely beat and threatened to kill Thelma as they were dating. In fact, December of 1988, he got so pissed off that he'd beat her up at work at the restaurant. So what was the name of the restaurant?

Oh, I don't know. Black and blue burgers. That's pretty good. Thank you. So she decided to stop dating Juan because he's a little bit violent. And so she started dating this guy, Ronald. So she's got a new boyfriend. So he apparently knocks sense into her.

Well, I got to say Juan was not happy that Thelma found a new man and decided to take the matter into his own hands here. Ronald and Thelma were at Thelma's apartment on January 8th, 1989. According to court records, Juan barged into her apartment and shoved Thelma, then threatened that he was going to kill her and her two sons, David and Daniel Miller. During this explosive altercation, her son Daniel called the police to report what had just occurred and actually what was still occurring while he was on the phone. of course and thank goodness this call was recorded so the dispatchers were able to hear the chaos and how wan was behaving in the background one could be heard shouting that thelma was a quote bitch and quote fucking horror i mean she was dating ronald what a bitch and a horror and quote

so bizarre the way this woman presents the facts yeah so anyway she makes me feel coherent and that's a feat i know I actually thought I was a real podcaster listening to this podcast I'm like oh I'm not this bad that's good so that's good that made me happy so Vinnie

what happened is January 8th you know they just had the fight in the restaurant in December she's got a new man now he decides to barge it on them at her house and threaten her and the 911 call they picked all this up

so the police are notified about this they're aware of this guy's behavior and Thelma decided to go get an order of protection probably a good idea You know, she's been, her wife has been threatened a few times. This guy beats her up. He's pretty violent. Seems like a good idea.

Unfortunately, it was a little bit too late. So Juan decided that if he couldn't have Thelma, no one could. Thelma on January 10th made an appointment with an organization for battered women. And her appointment was at 2 p.m. She was going to meet with this organization. She did not get there. They didn't have any earlier appointments. Unfortunately not.

Oh, no. besides working at the restaurant Thelma also was a house cleaner and she was cleaning this woman Elaine's house and Juan knows about this because he she was cleaning the house while they were dating so she goes with her son

David now David had to go because he called in sick to school that day so David was home sick from school she had to bring him with her to work to clean the house so he wasn't home by himself and unfortunately

Juan showed up at Elaine's house. Now, Elaine got home around 5 o'clock. And I bet you her house was not as clean as she was hoping it would be. It was dirtier than when she left it, unfortunately. Elaine returned home from work at about 5 p.m. to a gruesome scene. In her garage lay the body of Thelma Miller and her 12-year-old son, David Miller. They were in a pool of their own blood. The scene was something you can only imagine from a horror movie.

the two had been brutally attacked and suffered multiple lacerations about their heads and bodies you could tell by the size and the depth of the wounds that they were inflicted with force and intensity according to court records this guy brought a machete over to elaine's house barged in and murdered these two people in a extremely gruesome manner how bad do you think elaine felt when she walked in and went look at this mess i'm going to kill that housekeeper she'll never work here again oh shit she won't okay uh well i just want to give you some more details to say what a creep this guy is i hope elaine was like lucille bluth yeah it was just screaming lupe also according to the court records several of thelma's appendages had been severed from her body and poor david the nature of his wounds indicated that he most likely survived for a period of time following the attack. Oh. So what happened was she's putting up her arms to cover her face because he's shooting this

machete across her face. And it's tearing off her arms at the bones. And then she got like all these different lashes to the face and bled out and died. And the son, David, 12 years old, not only watches his mom get murdered, but he himself gets murdered and dies a very slow, painful death after Juan left the residence. Yeah. yeah that's not good you know what though i think there's a lesson here for everybody yeah don't bring your personal problems to work good point good point also who would date a co-worker gross

i know never do that so i i love this woman heather i'm gonna break for a second here and just make fun of this podcast if we're sucking because you just heard what juan did he uh murdered two people with a machete and it was pre-calculated and he'd threatened to kill her many times before that and decided to do it just because she had a new boyfriend. And she says this. From what I could gather on the case, it appears as though Juan was a violent person and perhaps quite jealous as well.

Which, to an extent, who isn't jealous? From what I could gather, this guy's violent and jealous. Yeah, I think that's correct, Heather. Now, I don't want to gather the right information on that one. I don't like to go out on limbs on this show. Holy shit. Now, here's the craziest part, Benny. This guy was convicted in 1999.

obviously he wasn't going to get away with this after he'd just been heard on a 911 call two days earlier threatening to kill her and her whole family doesn't help it doesn't help that was pretty dumb i'm no lawyer but not not smart so uh he was convicted and um sentence to death row so good to death good where he still is today in 2000 23 this of 1991 he has been i mean obviously the the justice system was very slowly but he keeps repealing and all these different things so they just keep him there and the family's pissed obviously he keeps what i don't know he keeps appealing appealing yeah appealing his case but he does it over and over again so he's re appealing oh repealing they call that in the justice system you're looking to be like wait a second is that true it's not true not true not at all

definitely not i'm watching you tap dance right now and it's kind of pretty good though yeah pretty smooth that's not the worst so um i've seen worse oh this was this is funny too when police went to juan to tell him that his ex-girlfriend was dead you know they were just doing like a courtesy thing like hey by the way i just want you know that we found thelma dead his reaction was is david dead too whoops we didn't say anything about david sir oh i left him alive he might still be alive he was alive when i left so last time i saw him Bobby was aliveish. So that's my creep.

I didn't bring Chad Zumach because I've already brought Chad Zumach on this show. Oh, that stopped you. That's true. I mean, I did do, uh, who did I do twice? If Joe Biden was born in Steubenville, you already know what this episode would have been. Yeah, it's true. I think, I think I did Cuomo and Biden each twice.

Yeah. Maybe Fauci. I don't know. It doesn't matter. The point is go to our subreddit and vote for Carl who brought the creepier creep, Juan Kinley, who murdered his ex-girlfriend and her son. with a machete ladies and gentlemen if you do not vote for larry dean porter you don't know what a creep is wow calling out the uh the fine folks misery everywhere misery disgusting misery everywhere

dude have you ever done drugs before it's pretty fun what do you mean misery i've never raped my own kid to get them no i know that part's not great but it's not all misery there's also getting high yeah and by the way to vote just look for the describe uh look for the link in the description of the episode for those of you who are listening all right carl carl carl carl carl i believe that would make it time for who are these creepos that is correct vini paulino edit this part out who are these creepos is a segment on the show that we do because we believe we have the greatest true crime podcast on the internet today and we don't want to just say that and leave it hanging there we

We want to prove it. And the way that we prove it is by busting on other podcasts, one of the time, and proving that we're better than all the rest. And this week is no exception. I have a show called Creeps and Crimes. Creeps and crimes. Yes, a show hosted by, They Go Together, Like, yep, Morgan and Taylor. And I'll read the description here.

The trifecta is finally here, join Taylor and Morgan. as they dive into the most interesting and terrifying conspiracy, paranormal and true crime cases. Fucking again, paranormal! These best friends and former college roommates will give you forehead chilling moments with a side of contagious laughter just to take the edge off. Whether you're driving in your car or enjoying a glass of wine, kick back with these 20-something-year-old iconic but chaotic besties every Thursday. And let's get creepy. Oh, you're going to catch a case of boredom. Vinny, I think one thing I've learned from this shell,

because we weren't like, we're not besties and we didn't go to college together. We don't even like each other. I know. I know. And I think that's why we don't have this kind of chemistry. Like we need, we need some, some chemistry and like a catchphrase. What do we have to ride the tandem bike again together? Oh, yeah.

That's a good idea. We need a catchphrase, Vinny. If you're driving, throw that shit on cruise control. If you got a glass, pour that shit up. And let's get creepy. video clip it what are we got to do here i'm thinking we need something like when we set off the show we can be like uh time to get your creep off on but we sing it in unison i don't know

oh you want to try it once yeah ready okay one now what are we saying uh time to get your creep off on okay all right here we go three two one time to get your creep off on see fucking nailed it pretty good stuff and we just lost seven people on Patreon I don't feel that that's the right energy for what we do now that we got that out yeah all right that's a good point

all right so I just listened to the most recent episode and these women are out of Tennessee and this is bad timing I have to say hey guys it's Morgan and Taylor we wanted to hop on here before you get into this episode and let you know that this was recorded

on Friday March 24 meaning it was prior to the school shooting that took place in Nashville, Tennessee yesterday on March 27th. Today I'm going to be covering a case that involves a school that was involved in the occult practices and involves children. Oh, boy. It's a bad start.

We're going off to a rough start on this episode. Yikes. Yep. All right. Well, I think that obviously that school shooting was horrific and there's six dead victims from that. So we have to acknowledge that, obviously, Vinnie.

What I love about this is for some reason they do a moment of silence, which is not a thing you do on a podcast. But listen to how the moment of silence transitions into the show that they had pre-recorded before this horrific thing happened. Okay. We will now place a brief moment of silence

to honor those that we have lost. Thank you. get the fuck out of here and welcome back to creeps and crimes podcast i'm taylor and i'm morgan is that hilarious guys this has been a really tough week for all of us here in tennessee we mourn for the families we mourn for the victims to have a moment of silence and we're back with the creep i was happening it's time to creep off oh first of all first off yeah we're not doing a fucking moment of silence for anything. No, that's dumb. It's so dumb. It doesn't do anything. It doesn't accomplish anything. Like, let me ask you a question. If you died horrifically, would it make you

feel any better now or ever if you had any type of consciousness knowing that people just stopped talking for like 15 seconds? I wish you would stop talking now. Don't wait till after I'm dead. Do it now. But yes, there we go. That's the moment of silence I've been waiting for. Thank you. I appreciate that. In Carl's honor, one day I will be dead. all right so can't wait the show starts with all this banter you know it's just these two girls yucking it up having a good old time there's 15 minutes of nonsense that goes on and i read in the description it says kickback with these 20 something year old iconic but chaotic besties now 20 something when i hear that i think these are young people oh no vanny they are getting old and it sucks

And the colors were so bright Yeah We talk about that It was like a freaking retro vibrant filter It was like we were just like And now we're like gray like That's fucked up The fact that I'm so fucking aware

What the weather is Really tells me how old I am Yeah When I was little Not a care in the world Weather Girl Tay Now I'm fucking a meteorologist Yeah

She's fucking a meteorologist Carl What was the description again? The description was whether you're driving in your car or enjoying a glass of wine, kickback with these 20-something-year-old iconic but chaotic besties every Thursday.

That's what I thought. They spelled moronic wrong. What do they call themselves iconic? What does that even mean? I don't know. They just got picked up by some type of network. It's called Dear Media. And I looked it up.

It's a podcasting network for women. So congratulations on that. Finally, a true crime podcast with women. Good job. All right. So here we are. We're 15 minutes into the show, Vinny. And they're talking about how they went out

and St. Patrick's Day and got rip-roaring drunk and went all around all these different bars and drank and drank. And then they were both sick afterwards. And they're complaining about how sick they were and all the problems that they had. And they couldn't record the show because they were so under the weather. I woke up so sweaty and like clammy and greasy.

And my whole body was aching. headache. I was like, fuck me, dude. So then we moved our recording yesterday to today because there was not a shot. Because we knew we had the same thing Wednesday night. Yeah. So this conversation goes on and on, Vinny, this is how a normal show would handle this a similar situation. You would say, hey, sorry, the episode is late. I've been sick. Better now. All right, Vinnie, let's go. Instead, they had to explain how they felt. Day two was just as bad as day one and then day three I took this medicine like whatever when I mean this is the thing that they all do yeah they all we give a fuck about them too person no one cares no one cares

they want to hear a true crime show not the besties friends and by the way let's talk about this uh fuck and I was trying to think it was serial kill let's talk about fucking Jeffrey Dobber Ted Bundy again Buddy, we let's talk about it. Awful. I just thought of a funny nickname for you. What's that? The BLT killer.

I don't know why I thought to the man. Okay, Vinnie. I need that Photoshop, the BLT killer. Because you're fat. Yeah, it's funny. Yeah. It's funny because apparently that's the only punchline some people fucking know. Vinny's a fat guy.

I don't even really do fat jokes in my act that often. You fucking people are like, that's all you got. I'm untalented and ugly, too. Come on, everybody. This is, not to take your act and ruin it, but this is Vinny's whole thing that he does about being fat. Hey, guys, you wouldn't believe this, but my wife is hot and attractive. And everyone's like, well, that can't be true. And I go, fuck you, it is. All right.

So, Minnie, let's get into the true crime portion of the show. I want to hear about some true crime action. They're going to bring up a case. Not from them. They're going to bring up a case that happened in 1981. And let's, let's hear about it. the only blood that Patricia could see from her husband was this small pool coming from the back of his head almost like he had hit his head when he fell right not a big gap right like it wasn't

anything seriously and when I say like a pool small pool of blood I mean like the size of my finger very very tiny that's not a pool of blood then like guys the pool of blood was the smallest pool of blood you've ever seen in your life though that's why you use the term pool of blood because there's a pool of blood that right right otherwise you don't use that term on a scale of a drop of blood to the shining lobby yes what are we talking about here yeah exactly right did you say gatch there was a gatch on their head yeah it's not great i hate what people mispronounce words this lady is a real gatch all right so the other thing that i find appalling about this show is how little research is being done here this woman is telling a story she doesn't know any of the facts about it she

has children of her own from a previous marriage and i believe he did as well but i know for sure that they had a child together and his name was tim he was relatively young i want to say like a teenager at the time it's never explicitly stated how old he was but there's a lot of references saying that he's very young at this point in time we just leave out those details if you don't know them then don't want us know that you don't know anything and it's funny because later on the episode she says this. I had to research it a lot. Well, you should have researched us more. I mean, a lot's

great now, but maybe get some of the answers, the questions. You know what she ought to do? Just so she doesn't run into this problem in the future, is just go find another podcast that talked about that creep and play the clips from that. Yeah, that's what I do. It's great. Especially if they say things like

insert music here. It's always... I didn't know. Fucking Carl. All right. So, apparently, this police lieutenant died in his home in 1981 and they brought him to the hospital they thought it was a heart attack but it wasn't a heart attack many listen to how shocked the co-host has to sound here yeah this is so I hate this it's just so fake lieutenant Joe Clark did not die as a result of a heart attack he was shot in the back of the head in his own home what Joe was murdered well I hope so because you're You were doing a story about a guy who died about a heart attack in his home. It's not going to be very exciting, is it? Yeah.

Yeah, this guy had poor health. And where did a heart attack come into any of this? Did she just arbitrarily pick a heart attack? Well, it doesn't even make any sense. Because, like, no, there's no detective that walks into the crime scene that goes, oh, this might be a heart attack. Probably a heart attack. Except for the pool of blood.

The pool of blood from the head. Yeah, it might be a clue there. Wasn't a heart attack, eh? So my creep this week had high cholesterol. I mean, what the fuck? Of course he's murdered. The other one was like, what? I told you we're not allowed to bring each other.

Oh, sorry. Sorry. I was like, what? That's crazy. What? I know, maybe you and I should do that for each other more often. Instead of trying to tear each other's stories, that we should be like, wow, that would happen.

Opients. Do you guys realize that the secret to good content is not yes and it's no but? Yeah. And also go fuck yourself. Yeah. Let's not forget that one. Eat shit. All right.

So a couple more clips here. I want to point out how dumb these women are. I'll just play this and then I'm sure you'll catch it. But if you don't, I'll let you know. There was tons of shattered glass. The glass came from two locations. The overhead light above the island. And this is, remember, this is the 80s.

So it's not like a chandelier or, you know, the lighting that's like up in the ceiling. Yeah. Can't see it. This is like one of those fluorescent LED long lights that goes above a kitchen counter in the 80s. Yeah. Right. My house still has one. Yep.

You know all those LED lights that you had in the houses in the 80s video? You aware of that? Yeah, the ones like on there. No, no, no. LEDD. Oh, L.G. Yeah. Very different than fluorescent light.

She needs fluorescent tube. Yeah. Very, very different. And the other one was just like, oh, yeah, I got LED fluorescent lights in my house too. Yeah, I've had them there's in 72. Jesus Christ. Yeah. You're right.

I'm dumb. I didn't catch it. That was very stupid. I know. There's a lot of stupidity going on here, including us. Last clip I have here. and this is like they're explaining to this this police lieutenant made an announcement that he's they're going to crack down on the drug problem in their in their city and the next day someone shoots him in the head through the kitchen window all right while he's getting up to grab a snack what he's watching a basketball game with his wife gets up to grab a snack shot in the head what was the score well the the the Celtics were down they were they were down by seven I don't like to hear that I know so then um Again, the details that go into this, like, none of this should be surprising to anyone.

Now, this is very crucial because this means that the person that was in that Ford Pinto could not be the shooter. This was the getaway driver. So we are looking for two suspects in the murder of a lieutenant. Holy shit. Holy shit. Two people wanted them dead? I thought there was just one. What?

So fucking annoying. Anyway, this show sucks. And they do have a Patreon. They didn't show how many people support them on there. I don't know. They also have a cameo. Ah. You can go on their cameo and get them to give you a personalized message for, I think, 65 bucks.

You know, we ought to do that. No. We should do creep off cameos. No. Terrible idea. Okay. Terrible idea. Cardiff.

You know who should be doing that was Cardiff. Oh, yeah. That would be a great idea. Cardiff should get right on that immediately. And you should give us a percentage of it for thinking of it. 1,000 percent. I already got paid today by him. I got my 279 Canadian.

I mean, Minnesota. Minnesota. I'm sorry. Carl, you're ready for some voicemails from some of our listeners? The creep off voicemail segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse. $50,000 worth of wheelchairs were stolen from the Syracuse wheelchair basketball team and melted down and sold. Good news is, though, they're still. still favored by 17 over the WMBA All-Star team.

See you in Saragia. See, that's hilarious. Way to go, it, Brian. That was great. So, women's basketball is our favorite punchline around here. Yesterday,

and I'm going to offend some people. I apologize in advance. It's just, it is what it is. Yesterday, I go to grab lunch. My wife and I are out having lunch. And all of a sudden,

there's people around the bar area. They turn the music down, and they turn the volume up on the TV for the women's NCAA tournament championship game. Yeah. And I look over at the people watching this game because they're like talking about the players and shit. And I go, you guys have money on this game or something? What's going to go out of? They're like, no, no, this woman up here.

She's going to set this record for NCAA blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, holy shit, ESPN has actually convinced people to think that women's college basketball is an exciting sport to watch. Props to you, ESPN. you did it. I don't know how you did it, but you actually didn't. People were earnestly, guys were earnestly watching this. It's got to be that Disney, something with Disney. They get you every time, don't they?

All right. First voicemail, Carl. If you like sauce made from tomatoes, if extra cheese can make you smile with pepperoni you're dipped in Alfredo, belt expanding by the

mile have we got a food for you viny thank you sir i don't know what that is but it's making me hungry yeah i'm all in all right my new ringtone hey guys uh it just occurred to me has anyone asked carth if he's a veggie tales reject be interested to find out love the show I've never asked him that, but I don't think they would have let him on the set. I think that the Opie radio show is the new veggie tales, if you ask me. That is a lot of fun to watch. I have a voice. Come on subreddit surfing.

We're glad to have you. I have a voicemail for you. All right. Hey, it's voicemails for the creep off. Vinnie, it's your boy, Mino from Montreal. Seeing us we're both Italian men, do you think you could do me a solve and play the Benny Hill? bed and the discomfortate for all time's sake. Thank you.

Fuck you. Bye. Over the whole thing. What does that to do with being Italian? That's an interesting thing we have going today. You happen to be wearing your Italian pole. There's a lot of...

Just a track jacket. Yeah. Yeah, it is definitely... It makes me seem way prouder over my people than I am. Well, you know what I like about that? Is that it's made by a German company. That makes me happy. Well, dude, do you think the Italians are going to make this efficiently?

This would have made it. This would have had like a silk lining in it. It's ridiculous. You want to use this for athletics? You must go to Germany. All right, let's keep it going. This one is from the Great Seamus. Hello, Carl.

Hello, Vinny. This is the Great Seamuse. Now, Vinnie, what is so funny about Peter Papadik? I have a very good friend. friend in Rochester called Peter Papa Dick

anyway thank you fuck you bye and also Carl is a waging cunt I agree um Peter poppatic is funny

because it's funny and you know it it's goddamn funny he was on the scum parade last week if you missed it he's a local gentleman who

it's a bit of a creep now mint I am not responsible for this a message to our friend at it's Mint Salad on Twitter. I think she lost that. Oh, she did, didn't she?

Well, she's great. We love you, Mint. Also, what the fuck is Min Salad going on about with Barbarian? That movie's one of the most bad shit, absolute bonkers things. I've seen it a while fucking great. She's struck my penis and also my dick and balls. God damn

it. Okay. Settle down. Great Seamus. But he is right. Barbarian was fucking fun. Barbarian was fun. And, uh, oh shit, Carl, we got a celebrity call in. Shee. This is Christian Western Chancellor, the original creator of the Sun True Electrical Hedgehog

Pokemon. I'm coming to finish what podcast hit men couldn't. Be ready, Jenny. Shee. Oh, no. That's not going to be good for anybody. I hate to be Jenny right now. Now, Carl, here's someone with a comedy lesson for you.

Oh, good. No, this is, they kept it to 45 seconds, too. I'm impressed. So I have to call out Carl. Everything was going great on this last episode. It's Air B&D joke went over really well. Everybody enjoyed it. Vinny was having a good time.

It came out of nowhere. It's good stuff. Then Carl had to go and forget what they talked about on Seinfeld, which was to go out on a high note. Does anyone to talk about Air D&D? and that thing just deflated like a bad Tom Myers joke I'd like to talk about

we're an economy and yes ending and explaining your joke and all the sort of crap well Carl Air D&D was a big fail Airbnb was a riot next time leave it alone

and don't beat that dead horse thank you fucking bye I'll hit this on myself I do tell jokes some better than others I'll hit this on myself sir. All right.

Good point. What else we got here? Oh, this guy wants to yell about subredited surfing. I'm going to save that for later. Okay. Here we go. I've got a creep nomination. Every year, my city has a spring cleanup program where you put shit that you don't want out

by the curb. They pick it up for free. I figured this is the perfect time to replace a toilet. It's the world's worst toilet. So I even thinking I'm going to be cute, put a little sign on it, saying how fucking awful this toilet is. I came out this morning and it's gone. Not the sign.

The fucking toilet is gone. My nomination is whoever took the fucking toilet because the pile of garbage is still there. The city hasn't come yet. So either Carlos Mencia drove up, said, there's a funny joke and he took my fucking toilet or somebody took a toilet

and they're, I don't know, cuddling with it. Fucking gross. What a creep. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. He texted us a picture of the toilet as well. It says the sign that he put on it says free ultra clog 9,000 guaranteed to overflow out of your money back. No turn is too small. Using the patented post-sided flow valve system. This toilet only uses 0.001 gallons per flush unless it detects solid waste of any size, in which case it generates 7.5 million liters of water. That's as much water

as three Olympic swimming pools. It's just under a minute. Tired of dry floors this is the toilet for you always dreamed of an ocean view from your bathroom this toilet is a must have and someone took it that's hilarious the ultra clog 9000 wow oh that's really love free shit don't they hey we got a super chat from s i love viti p cups last week at w a t s is there any chance of carl covering homie hopper as a consequence no but here's what we are doing we are adding a consequence to the wheel because of my appearance on WATS. If you remember, Carl? Nope, I don't. The Smule Kant. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. We'd have to go do karaoke with weirdos.

Yay, super chats. Thanks, us. Thank you so much. Oh, Maximilian H. I'll take this too. Vinnie, I watch WATP and I love you. I love you back too. Good stuff. All right, Carl, are you ready for a scum parade? I is. All right. Let's go with uh...

scum parade take me on a rain of these fuck charades that these creeps are made Skull parade Vittie and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit

Scum parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mama dad soaking up the blood of a cat Scull parade I know every word to that goddamn song.

It gets stuck in my head. It's good one. All right. Carl, you ever had a bad breakup? Yeah. Did you ever get weird with a girl after a bad breakup? No. You just move along, right? Moving on.

Moving on. Not a man in Maryland. He's been charged with cyber stalking after using social media to harass and intimidate his ex-girlfriend in West Virginia. Now, Derek Bowers was indicted on one kind of stalking by a federal grand jury. the U.S. Attorney's Office said, according to court documents, the man harassed the Morgan County woman using text messages, phone calls, and Facebook. Bowers called the victim 815 times within a 48-hour period.

Dude, how hot is this woman? I've never met someone so hot that it's worth 815 phone calls in two days. That is insane. I want to see what this chick looks like. Can't she just block this guy? Can you just block someone from your phone? He also is accused of sending the woman thousands of harassing tax messages over a several month period. By the way, if I were her, I'd include this information on my dating profile and fuck it, maybe LinkedIn too, because that's pretty impressive. Those are good numbers. Cyberstocking is a problem in general, but this whole situation here is what I wanted to talk to you guys about. Don't just fucking walk away from breakups.

Well, here's what I'm wondering, Vinny, when I was reading this article. I would think that by call 700 or maybe 750 or 800, you'd be like, I don't think this is going to work. I don't think this is working. Like at what point do you realize that your strategy is that sound? You would think by call number 100, you would have gotten the point. Or even three, maybe. Maybe she doesn't return your call to three voicemails. She's not interested.

Yeah, and make sure you leave a voicemail, too, that she has an opportunity to call you back. Now, if convicted, this guy's facing five years in prison for us. Oh, that'd be great. I would love that. Could you imagine being in, like, prison and having to explain what you did? Yeah. Oh, I was harassing a girl on Facebook. So you, so what'd you do?

You like murder her family? No. What'd you do? Just text her a lot. Send a bunch of dick picks to her. No, no. Just text messages like you, it. Come me back.

What's up? How you doing? Dudes are pathetic, man. That's, that's a simp right there. That's a real fucking simp. Not good. Yeah. don't be a sim folks please that's awful all right carl i have a video i want to show you

let's go over here to uh go to thailand we're going to thailand all right now folks i'm just going to tell you a little bit about this this is a fun little video there was a village where all the women and children's and some men's underwear for bras and stuff were missing oh found him yeah holy shit there is a a tree of underwear it is a i call it the cum tree well yeah you're gonna we're gonna get to that yeah this thing is ridiculous it's like a the hut that come built you have to admit that that's an impressive collection if you were just a collector you'd be like oh it's not bad you know what i like about this a lot of people collect stuff and they leave it in boxes or whatever but what you

could make an awesome display put it on display for everyone to see it's yeah so let me go back to the story here they arrested a perverted panty thief in thailand uh police spotted you got your notes up on the screen by the way oh that's good glad everybody could see those okay why did it say carl sucks between every story just to remind you to say that to me edit that pot out police arrested a perverted dick or the yesterday filed a complaint from local over to the northern province of campaign fat they spotted nearly 100 pairs of their missing underwear hanging out a clump of a bamboo in the community now it was reported that the women who lived near their foul to complain about their missing underwear to the community leaders the

stolen panties were later found hanging in the bamboo now after being notified the community leader coordinated with officers from the police station which i guess was not close and they managed to arrest this guy he's a 27 year old dude named opus yeah and opus came clean didn't they he certainly did he admitted to stealing the underwear from several communities of the province and using them for quote masturbation purposes dude i admire his honesty but uh he He might want to zoomock the real story on this one. Yeah. Anthony Coombe was like,

fucking put the panties in the tree. Yep. Or whatever broadcaster is popular in Thailand. Yeah. He said put him with treats. Cumiya country. So he would jerk off on them first. This is the only time.

Well, how do you stick him to a tree? This is the only time stolen property was found. And the owners are like, yeah, no, that's fine. I don't need it. We're good. We're good here. Keep it. But he had a good, he had a good reason for.

all of us. Oh, good. Okay. Yeah, it was, uh, his quote, sexual desire is very high when he gets drunk. Oh. Maybe you should stop drinking that. And, uh, after using the stolen items, he would just hang him up in the big clump of bamboo. Now, six victims who found their underwear out the tree filed complaints with the police. The officers also urge other victims to complain to the police. So if you were watching that, you saw your underwear in that tree, contact the town. I don't know. I don't know. Pick out my underwear from a tree Vinny. I don't know. It's not that unique, I guess. Yeah. No, I'd see mine. You would? Oh, yeah. It'd be the whole thing.

Like a circus tent. Yeah, people. How dare you? How dare you? So the officers for the administration removed all the underwear yesterday. I don't know if they're giving them back to any of the victims, but they had to take down this poor guy's display. That folks is a real pervert right there. Yeah, I invested in stock in the local laundromat. I think that's going to do very well in the coming weeks. Carl, yes. How do you feel about city works programs? You're all libertarian and shit. Well, city works programs really work. That's how I feel about that.

I mean, we live in Rochester, but I think that you would agree with me that when the government tries to help people out and rarely ever comes to fruition, we've only gotten, it's only gotten worse and worse. Sure. Well, we're going to go to Louisiana. an Ascension parish worker was arrested this past week after urinating in the water supply for several thousand people. Okay.

I mean, I have to say that this is probably the dumbest crime imaginable because there's nothing you get out of this. You just get in trouble. You all drank my pee. Yeah, I guess. Neat. Good one. I don't even think this guy's Chinese.

His name is Michael Mastit. He's not even played a joke. I get it. Waka. All right. He's been a long tenured employee at the treatment plant, and parish officials provided surveillance footage, appearing to show the now former worker, urinating into a water take at the West Bank water plant, Donaldsonville, where Madison spoke to sheriff's investigators. He did not provide a reason for his alleged action. The plant, which the parish bought from a private company in 2016, serves the city of Donald'sville in some parts of Ascension's uncorporated West Bank. Now, it has two bathrooms. Yeah, they said, but here a part about this already. as it explains it. Like, by the way, there are bathrooms at this facility as if we were to believe that this was his only option. Well, what's he going to do? He's got to pee. What are you going to do? Oh, no, there were toilets there. Oh, okay. So we should have used the toilets. Okay. Yeah.

I get it. Now, the timeline here is the sheriff's office was notified about the allegations at 10.46 a.m. On Wednesday. Okay. The State Department of Health and 23rd Judicial District Attorney's offices were notified between 11 a.m. and 11.30 a.m. And this may. was arrested by noon. Good. Yeah, this guy is in a lot of trouble for that. And according to, of course, according to the people of the water place, the water is in good standing meets all safe water drinking requirements.

Oh, then they end up on the end uprored the statement. Like, we don't tolerate this type of behavior, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Wouldn't it be great if just one of these times there was a press release that just says something like, we actually thought it was kind of a funny prank. Yeah, stop being so uptight. Yeah. I mean, guys, do you know which water there is in here that a little pea is not going to kill you? The municipal.

It's kind of funny. Water Authority would like you all to know to learn how to take a joke. Yeah, right. Pretty good goof, right, guys? What do you think? A spokesperson said, pretty funny shit. Just once I want that to be the case. All right, Carl, last story of the day.

This one is fucking gross. Nine men have been charged over extreme body modifications after footage of genital castration was allegedly broadcast to a pain audience. Marius Gustavson, 45, along with eight others, has alleged to performed extreme body modifications, including the removal of penises and testicles. So I thought that chopping off penises and testicles was applauded these days. Isn't that, like, a thing they were supposed to be really excited about?

Yeah, I thought YouTube featured this. Yeah, right, yes. By the way, can we lock up not just the people who were doing this, but all the people who were paying to watch this? Yep. Or, or send them a link to patreon.com slash the creep off. I think they might enjoy our programming as well. Yeah.

If these guys, they better not have used the, uh, by creeps, four creeps, tagline. That's ours. Welcome to the Unix stream. A stream four creeps, bar creeps, chop it off cox. Gustafson, who is originally from Norway, uh, said that the procedures were thrown and uploaded to a Unic maker website he ran and subscribers would pay to watch. He's the ringleader and the conspiracy involving 29 offenses of extreme body modification.

The Metropolitan Police said the charges related to 13 different victims. Jesus. Raids were carried out in London, Scotland, and South Wales. A total of nine men later appeared in courts in London. Now, there's Norway he's getting away with us. Remember that whole, okay. Okay. Remember the podcast we were playing earlier where the girls were supporting each other and

laughing at each other's jokes and having a good time with it? Remember we're going to learn from that? We're going to try to be better. All right. Well, that ain't funny. Thank you. Gustavz. He lives in North London.

I was charged with a conspiracy to cause grievous bodily harm at the tent between January 1st, 2016, and January 1st of last year. Now, he's further charged with a quarrier possessing criminal property, making an indecent image of a child and distributing an indecent image of a child.

Now, he appeared alongside a guy named Peter Waits. 65 years old. He's also charged with conspiracy. Wates is allegedly to have been involved with nine of the 29 incidents. And another guy who's a Romanian named INC Corps 28 works at a hotel in Scotland was also involved. And then three other guys. Now, they were all granted bail. But Nathan Arnold, he's 47. He has alleged to have removed Gustafson's nipple. Bearden is accused of removing his penis and crimey apple. be is accused of freezing his legs requiring amputation. Jesus fuck.

They were all each granted bail. It will appear at the old Bailey with their co-defendants next month. None of them have entered any pleas on the charges. Now the crazy part is the victim wanted this, right? Yes. The group is alleged to have been part of society which people willingly undergo extreme body modifications. There's easier ways to lose weight, people.

Vinny, I don't want you chopping off your leg. No, there isn't. I don't want you chopping off your leg. That's like you tell the doctors. the practice is linked to a subculture where men become nullos short for gender genital nullification by having their penis and testicles removed that's insane that's a bad idea this is the planet that we we share oxygen with these people we share this planet with them i don't like it yeah at least that guy's not walking around bothering anybody anymore and who's the pussy

what guys get his legs ripped off the other guy's like yeah i guess take a nipple yeah i'll grab his nipple. That guy didn't grab the short straw on that one. Please. Hey, I have a message for these people from, uh, from our great president Trump. Okay. Stop it. It's pretty good. Uh, we had a super chat from I'm annoying. Go vote for Carl. Vote for Betty. Thank you for the five dollars, but vote for Carl. No, brought it today. Where? I don't know. We have a, uh, a, uh, a pity repent petty revenge case versus a true psychopath so you know vote accordingly case you heard me you heard me well that is today's skum parade i had a blast with you carl thank you to jessica for coming on with us earlier as always and uh carl i just

want to say many the things that we cover on today's show were major crimes shit all right so uh that is that and car or anything we want to say before we leave. Don't forget we're going to be back on Wednesday, right? Yeah, we do a bonus show every week now. So if you sign up for our Patreon or backed by or Supercast, which there's no links to any of those things anywhere because we need a website. We've got to get a website back up.

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