The Creep Off - Episode 160: Don't Kill the Messenger

Episode Date: April 10, 2023

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Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grownups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. hello creepos welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps my name is viny i'm your host and joining me as always it's my pal hot caccarla what's happening minnie paulino good to see you buddy pal it's a pleasure to see you i'm excited to have another episode of the creep off today we're coming off of a holiday here in the States and all to Christians all over the world.

Good old Easter. That's correct. So we figured today we were going to bring our biggest Easter creeps for you. But before we get into that, well, I wanted to do biggest Passover creep, but then when I mentioned Jewish people, but he said, all of them. And I went, okay, maybe that's not the right. That did not happen. That wasn't what happened.

Right. When you started going off on the anti-Semitic rant, I'm like, you know what? You know, let's just do Easter again. That's fine. That didn't happen. Let's just do why we should. I wanted to stay. I wanted to stay on YouTube.

Carl wanted to talk about all the stuff he talks about the meeting with the boys. And now he's trying to blame it on me. All right. Nice try. Hamburger. All right. The first thing we always do is we talk about the results from the previous week. Because we both bring our favorite creep in a category.

You all vote on our subreddit. And then we keep score. Yeah. Going into this week, it was, you had the lead it was three to two yes and uh here to tell us the results from last week is our results girl I like that name much better than a review girl no offense to the review girls no offense promoted because you're at the front of the show and you're no longer the review girl that's impressive i like it i like it all right congratulations on the promotion pays the same thank you thank you

Yeah, I figured. More a lateral move, but I feel good about it. Yep. I feel good. But the winner from last week who brought the creepiest Ohio in is Vinnie 1002 to Carl 63. Please. Ladies and gentlemen, I thank you. Carl's booze right now are music to my ears.

I thank you for your support. I really truly do I know that my creep was worse he was basically just victimizing families for decades in Ohio all right all right you won the fucking round

that's enough it was an obvious choice you gotta continue to go through why you brought the bigger creep we're tied baby three to three all right we're tied up I don't like that Carl at the end of the show today

I don't let me forget oh yes I forgot about that we got another letter another letter from podcast hit man that's right Oh, sweet. I mean, oh, yay.

I don't want a girl. Friken podcast hitman. And again, and Carl, I'm telling you something right now. The last time you took the letter and it disappeared, I never got to see it again. Yeah. I'm keeping one page out of this. All right. I hope it's out of my wife.

And I am framing it. It is going on the wall behind me. Okay. It's a doozy. Interesting. It's probably four pages, Jess. Oh. four pages of cringe and I promise you folks it's going to be worth it when we get to it

great because he has lots of really interesting ideas on things he could do hey if you're new to the show or new to our universe here podcast hitman was a fan of who are these podcasts as well as the creep-off and what he did was he murdered his girlfriend and then lived with her dead body for seven or eight months until the smell got so bad that um they discovered the body in the basement well after he went running around a lunatic in his neighborhood in his underwear yeah he kind of he kind of broke with reality they had a mental health arrest his family went to the house to go get clothes for him because he was going straight to the nut hut and the sister walked into the house it was like oh my god it's always way worse than i thought it would because he's also like two and a half of me well and the the neighbors were like when they would go home because it was like an apartment complex yeah they would sprint into their places

because it smelled so bad outside. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he was going to get caught one way or the other. He did not have a good strategy. Nope. Busted. They don't call him podcast hitman with a plan.

No, they certainly do that. They certainly do not. So Jess, thank you so much for joining us. As always, Jess has brought us here because of the great folks that hack the movies. And Jess, what else you do in these days? Anything good? That's about it. All right.

Well, other than retroware. So, but it sounds like it's bad. I got a hoodie. Yay. Nice. All right. Check out our video game. Toxic Crusaders

coming out later this year. Who wears their own merch? I do. Hey, Carl, if that freezes on, you just go like this in front of the camera. Oh, is that what's happening? Yeah, very weird. That is very weird.

I'll just be animated. I'll be like. Cardiff. Yeah. Let's dance around like Cardiff does. Yeah. I might like you as a co-host for a change. He was out of Opie again this morning,

plugging the hell out of subred at surfing. Oh, good. still trying to get open to come on your show he's going to i think would be so funny i i would make the show it would be uh funny subred and surfing with cardiff viny and opi yep oh you think he's to be permanent on the show oh yeah he's going to love it so much yeah okay that's what i'm that's what's going to remove me welcome to subrored and surfine with i can't anthony on wATP to subreddit surfing what's what that happens can i come on to it'll be really fun no why not Would it just be weird if I'm there, too?

All right. Folks, we got a competition to get to Jess. We will see you again next week. Thank you. Goodbye. Audio. Bye, Jess. Bounced.

All right. Loud down to business. So this week, because it is Easter, we're bringing the Easter creep. Yep. And Vinny, you won, which means you're going to go first to present who you think is the biggest Easter creep.

Can you do me favor and ring that bell? I'm going to go ahead and tell you right now, my creep has some amazing. using nicknames. Because he came from the time when nicknames were really prevalent, not like top mom and all that bullshit Nancy Grace pulls. His nicknames were. Wait, did he run against Trump for president? That's the best way to get a nickname these days. They called him a dumb hairline and fucking, I don't know, his name, he was the mad sculptor.

The Easter maniac was a good one. His friends called him Bob, though. His real day was Robert George Irwin. and he looked like every single comedian ever trying to do an impression of Jack Nicholson. Okay. And I'm going to show you a picture of him right now. Every comedian ever turning around trying to do Jack Nicholson. Hey, everybody, it's me, Jack Nicholson. Yeah, he does.

I see it. So what year is this from? What are we looking at? 1930. This is from the early 30s, this picture. Okay. Now, he's an interesting. So he probably wasn't doing a Jack Nicholson impression now that I think about.

about it. No, but I'm just saying he really kind of looks like a good impression of him. I mean, dude, he looks nuttier than Scrooge McDuck. Look at that fucking face. That's a Nottier than Scrooge McDuck. I don't know. What? I try to make sense of that for a second. You're a sandbagging son of a bitch today, Carl. Sorry, sorry. Keep going. My creep today requires a sticker minds back to a time in 1937, a very, very different time from today, a time where men were men and women you know nobody gave a shit he was born at a church revival tent to evangelical lunatics who raised him going town to town spreading the gospel okay his father was reverend benjamin hardwinner and a nationally known figure in the holiness movement fun fact about him

at one point during a national convention he denounced uh as sinful everything from coca cola to wearing ties so as you can imagine it was a strict upbringing out of his time yeah ties are evil according to this guy's dad ties are annoying yeah i'm with him and that he was disgraced in a sex scandal and ran off when robert was a kid so george robert george was an incredible artist carl he was in trouble all the fucking time as a kid he was constantly going in and out of juvie they were going to send him to juvie forever but he decided to go take a trade instead and he ended up taking art classes in sculpture and this does play into our crime so i'm not just giving you a history lesson here okay this guy was an incredible sculptor check out this bus that he made

of herbert hoover he made that when he was like 16 that's very impressive yeah yeah i'm telling you like very talented kid national attention he did a couple other bus too so wait that he didn't just take you a 3d printer to make that nope he did that himself that's what i would have done yeah well you didn't say he was smart car yeah obviously now in fact Herbert Hoover personally commended him on the bust. He loved it. They displayed it at the White House. Oh, okay. Now, he also, uh, did some really other interesting bust of people he admired, like Attila the Hun, uh, Napoleon, uh, Benito Mussolini and Thomas Edison. Interesting combination. That's what I thought too. Yeah. I thought that would just tell you a little bit about this guy's mindset. Now, he also, uh, at that time, though, Mussolini

wasn't considered it. He hadn't teamed up with Hitler yet, right? So he might have been 30s, 30s. We're getting there. Yeah, all right. I'm just saying, there was a time. when Hitler was man of the year, Time magazine man of the year, you know, the before times. Yeah, the before times, Carl. The before times when our German, what us German people were looked at pretty fondly. Make Earth great again. No, fucking psycho. Okay.

Erwin was considered to be a brilliant prodigy, but he was also violent and completely crazy. He tried to cut off his own penis with a razor at one point. Tried to? That seemed like it would be pretty easy. he didn't do a good job okay uh they put him in a state mental hospital where he stayed for about a year after he gets out of college he goes to new york city and he begins rooming at a house owned by a woman named mary gideon there he becomes infatuated with her daughter ethel the unsexy dave ethel really adore she was not into him carl no he underwent further mental

illness treatment for two more years he gets locked up he's away from the these people. He gets released in the summer of 1936. Ethel's married to another guy. He's in the nut hut making sculptures of women that all had snake heads with big fangs. Okay. He's angry. He's not in a great move. He's not in good head space. When he gets out of the nut hut, Carl, what do you think the first thing he decides to do is, though? I don't know, probably go back with his old girlfriend. No, no, no, no, no, no. He decides he wants to get back into the family business. so he fucking enrols in theological school. Okay.

Like a seminary. Cool. That's fun. Not really. He was there for 10 days. I'd be like, can you please lock me back up again? This sucks.

Well, he wasn't there for 10 days. I'm sorry. He was expelled very quickly by March of 1937. So within a year, his first year there, they threw him out. Okay. While he was there. Fun fact, Carl. Boy.

He became friends with Kurt Douglas. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. And Kurt Douglas apparently. used him as his portrayal for Vincent Van Gogh in the movie Lust for Life in case anybody cares. I can understand the parallels. And you're a penis, yeah, it makes sense.

Oh, yeah, he loved cutting things off. Yep. We're getting there. So he gets expelled 10 days before Easter. Okay. And they said it was because of his, quote, instability. Maybe his violent moods, his crazy rantings and ravings, his snake people, women that he made little figurines of.

So he goes back to New York City. He rents a house two blocks away from Mary Gideon's old house. And he decided he was going to go drown himself in the East River. Good. Right. And his story. Nope. Nope, Carl.

So he's standing there and he decides, you know what? I'm not going to kill myself. I got a much better idea. What if I chop off Ethel's head, right? Okay. I'm listening. If I chop off Ethel's head, I could sculpt a really cool death mask for that that's a good idea it's he decided to occupy his mind with an art project so he's like i'm one

block away so he goes to the house now what i'm going to read to you now folks are excerpts from a news article his full confession as to what happened on the evening before easter i went to the house i was greeted by mary gideon she remembered me and invited me in i came in and started sketching a picture of her to kill as much time as possible. In comes this little Englishman. She introduced me to him. He went to his room. I said, well, I'm going to stay here until I see Ethel.

And she goes, you can't see Ethel. Ethel's married to another guy. She doesn't live here anymore. Wrong thing to say. Bing, bang, bow. I hit her. I choked her all the time. This damn Englishman just sat in the other room.

Nothing happened. This guy doesn't come in to help her. And he's very, what? I have a saying. Yeah. Don't kill the messenger. Don't kill the messenger. Don't kill the messenger.

Honest to God might be the name of this episode. 10 feet away. This is his words. She put up a hell of a fight. My hands were full of blood. I smeared it on her, on her face and on her breasts. I threw her in the bedroom under the bed. Now, it's around this time, a little bit after.

This Englishman does not move. does not stir he doesn't hear anything he's in the house by himself mary gideon had another daughter named ronnie and ronnie is a problem carl okay ronnie is a big problem ronnie has a criminal record because she was arrested uh at a society show uh where she was a model if you get what i'm saying the hooker she's hooking okay high end hooking November 8, 1935, she posed for crime organs and periodicals. No one's ever got a hooker a model before. They did back then.

She was on the cover of such as magazines called Inside Detective, Headquarters Detective, and she was in all sorts of like lingerie magazine. She was in a thing called, they labeled her Party Girl, Pretty But Cheap. I am a white slave. Pictures of her all tied up in bondage and shit. This is the daughter. She's 20. Okay.

She comes home, has no idea her mom is dead, thrown under the bed. The English guy is in the other room, not doing a fucking thing. He waits for her in the bathroom. And while he's in there, he's just fucking trying to figure out what to do. And he starts playing with the soap. And this is what he says. Finally, Ronnie came in. She went into the bathroom.

I thought she was never coming out. I was in the shower. I made sort of a blackjack out of a piece of soap and cloth. I hit her, but the soap just splattered. I grabbed her from behind. I could very well believe that she was drunk because she didn't put up a fight. I took her to a room,

held her tight just enough so she could breathe. She asked me not to rape her. Please don't. I've just had an operation. So I strangled her. And that when she was dead, he described looking at her and having all these loving feelings. All right,

a second. Yeah. Was he going to rape her? Was that the plan? I think he was going to rape her. And she did want to be raped. So he just strangled her and thought about all the loving feelings and how beautiful she looked dead.

Okay. He's an artist, Carl, a real fucking artist. And so now this is his words. My brain was working so fast. I can almost hear it. The Englishman. I must kill him too. I stood for a moment over his bed asleep,

but how could I be sure? I lifted a nice pick. This guy sleeping through all of this? Turns out the guy was fucking deaf. Okay. Oh, okay. the dude was fucking English dude

he had no idea anything was happening good for him man well not good for him that's the way to go because he got stabbed like 15 times by an ice pick to death wait what

that's not good yeah so this is what he says this is the part that's chilling to me which makes this guy extra cream not only did he you know is he crazy enough he's trying to chop off his own dick not only is he crazy enough

he's making insane sculptures of women with snake heads and thinking about decapitating his ex he says i went back to my boarding house a short distance around the corner to my room i went and dropped on my bed and it was not until evening that i awakened by the cries of the newsboys below my window they were yelling about a triple murder it didn't frighten me i was as calm as i've ever been i was sure that i would not have been suspected i was so sure of this that i did not even take the trouble to move from the neighborhood i stayed there for a week i love that

could take a nap after that like after i kill three people i'm a little bit wired you know i'm pretty excited about that so the problem is the mom mary was supposed to host easter for everybody the next day so when they found when they showed up they found for some reason mary and ronnie both ended up were naked and he didn't put that in his confession but they were naked when they found them okay uh the guy who was stabbed to death the british guy stabbed death in the other room yeah he left his clothes on i assume now here's how they figured out it was him okay two things ronnie kept a journal and ronnie kept a black book she was talking about how uh some guy named robert was a sculptor in one of those books mentioning him and in the bathroom as he was waiting

for her for what he felt like was an hour he actually made a sculpture out of the soap and left it there. Oh, that was dumb. That's a calling card right there. Yeah. Well, pretty stupid. I mean, it lets you do a sloppy job. I hope it was a little Easter bunny. I hope it was just the little Easter buddy for. Either way.

It's an Easter egg. This whole thing became a super big case because of the fact that Ronnie was like this sword, had this sorted history. She's the call girl who died. So now, everybody's thinking that it was like some pimp or something crazy. She was on the cover of these magazines and everything.

You have a photo of her? I do not. I'm sorry. She looks like. The manhunt covered eight states. Show me Herbert Hoover. Meanwhile, there's this hot 20-year-old girl in the story. I don't see any of that. I dropped the ball hard. I'll make up for it later. Okay. I know you won't. I saw what you gave me. Actually, it did look pretty tasty.

Okay. He gets busted because someone recognizes him in a hotel in Cleveland where he's working as a bellboy. He's been on the run and he's just left town and he's just living his life. Using a different name. Apparently, when they realize it was him, they start all these magazines that posted the pictures of her,

all these detective stories, all were like, our cover girl was murdered. We believe it was this man. And so pictures of the lunatic start getting spread in all these magazines. And someone recognizes him, from a fucking pulp detective magazine in Cleveland. He gets out of Cleveland, heads to Chicago.

The ballziest thing I've ever heard of creep do on this show, Carl, this fucking guy, Robert George Irwin, calls the police and says, hey, listen, you're looking for me. How about you paying me five grand? And I'll come talk to you. And they were like, are just really stupid. The cops are like, we're not paying you. you need to turn yourself in where are he he's like no i'm not gonna do i'm not turning myself in fucking

hard pass by next phone call he makes to hearst publications hi my name is robert george erwin that makes more sense everybody's looking for me right now how about you pay me and i'll take i'll give you my story so the hurst people scoop him up taking him to the offices he gives this full confession to the whole thing this thing is extry extra extra extra extra the papers before the cops can even have a chance to question him or interrogate and put him under arrest or anything. His entire confession is published. Okay. That's fucking insane. Makes the police look kind of bad, I would say. Everybody was pissed. Yeah. Everybody was pissed. The cops went and tossed their offices looking for him. They fucking took the guy to a hotel,

set him up, gained him, gave him whatever he wanted. They played cards all night. The next day when they turn him into the cops, he was wearing a nice suit. And he was there with a very expensive lawyer that the folks at Hearst set up for him. Okay. That was nice of them. Well, what I for the story, he murdered three people. Also, I think there's supposed to report the news, not be the news. Dude, they were on he was on fucking front street too. Yeah. I murdered these three people. How about you buy me a hotel and give me money? That's one way to do it. Jesus Christ. So because the lawyer was so good,

he ends up getting a, he gets sentenced, but it ends up, they end up making it, you know, flipping it and that he was insane. But this is what I love. About 1937, ladies and gentlemen,

Judge James Wallace sentenced him to 139 years to life in prison. 99 years for the life of slaying the deaf English guy, 20 years for slaying Mary and 20 years for slain Veronica. That makes sense. 100 years for killing the guy and 40 years for killing two women. Yeah.

That's not even three-fifths. That's fucked. I'm fine with that. This math is terrible. I mean, the guy was deaf, though, so maybe it shouldn't have been that out of whack. Either way, when he goes to prison, the doctors ruled him, quote, very definitely insane he died in prison in 1975 and let me show you another fun picture of this guy this is him what they got in the next day at the hotel taking pictures with

the hearse people they cuffed him and he's smiling he's like bye guys i'll see you later it was a fun night playing cards yeah all right so he's a crazy person we get it no he's a creep he's they described him as being sociopathically smart and the fact that he was able to like figured out i murdered three people how do i get myself paid in the best sentence i could possibly get it didn't end up being the best sentence but he ended up spending his life in a nut huts instead of the you know prison sure he's fucking a piece of shit that can be fun living in a nut hut um like sometimes they escape and go to baseball games and stuff yeah i just saw one movie well that's my story today that is george or robert george irwin ladies and gentlemen turbo neil

I can't wait for the Jake Hudson episode of the Creepov. Never going to happen. Very funny. Well, I mean, I think I know where he's getting at it. Oh, got you. Yeah. The Hall fame episode will be the subject. Yeah, right.

I think is what he's trying to say. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a couple of us super chats today. We do have a super chat from my sister-in-law. Oh, we got a couple. We got a couple. Yeah.

Right at the start at 1037 a.m. from Chris Primer. Hey, thanks, Chris Primer. When you're in Philly. When you're in Philly, I've got to tell you about a real creep from the area. We may actually hear about a real creep from the area. We may actually hear about him in the scum parade. The man is spiraling. Oh, awesome.

Can't wait. Looking forward. Dixon Mars. I hope I get a feature on here when I smile. Spiral. Oh, yeah, for sure, buddy. 100%. If you're a listener, you're going to say.

Wait to us from jail. We will read whatever you send us from prison. We promise. Absolutely. Even if you just get like a DUI or something, send a postcard. Christina Marie says podcast, him and used to go live on YouTube and exercise. We used to chat on his lives. That might be how some of us got to know him.

yes that's true he was uh working out right next to the dead body in his basement on uh on youtube don't forget to breathe never really did see those results unfortunately i don't think he lost a lot of the weight oh i hear he's just a disaster in jail he's got a big old wound on his leg yeah it's a problem dude you didn't send him money did you no not yet i we need to though we don't we don't well let's read the letter today and then we'll we'll decide yeah that we'll decide what to do i think we'll be okay all right i'm going to go now please since you went so long i'm going to go short i brought a much bigger creep than any creep you could imagine and i have a quick news story about it this creep did his dastardly deed bastardly deed on uh april 15

in 2017 and we're heading over to syria 68 children are thought to be among the one hundred 266 killed in a bomb attack on Saturday that hit a convoy of buses carrying evacuees from Syrian towns. Now according to the monitoring group Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, the parked buses were hit by a booby trap pickup filled with explosives on the western outskirts of Aleppo. 13 women were thought to be killed as well. Now these people were part of a deal to provide safe passage from several towns besieged by the rebels since 2015. No group has taken responsibility yet. Pope Francis condemned the attack in his Easter address on Sunday,

describing it as a vile attack on fleeing refugees. That's right, Vinny. That's not good to do. 126 refugees were killed, including 68 children. And this is what happened, all right? So you have these buses of refugees. They're trying to get them out of their war-torn areas of Syria. And there's this Hyundai truck that has a bomb in it.

Now, the truck was near the front of the convoy of buses that were stopped at a checkpoint to move injured refugees. So they all have to stop. They're checking on people. They're getting people who have injuries out to get treated. And the guy in this Hyundai truck decided to start handing out candy. So the children all get out of the buses and they all gather around to get this fun candy. Candy man. Yeah, the candy man.

They're not always going to molest you. Sometimes they just want to blow you up in which he did. The candy man. came and he brought himself a bomb to make the world blow up. Yeah, so that is my creep. The creepiest Easter creep right there is the Syrian suicide bomber who attracted children over towards his truck and then blew them all off. God damn it.

The worst part is, you think like terrorism, it's a means to an end or something. The government blames the rebels for doing this. The rebels blame the government. No one's taking responsibility. so it's just one of those things someone just decided like I'm just going to kill a bunch of people right now you got to admit though that's a pretty cool pinata

right like when the guy blows up and all the candy goes everywhere oh yeah well I like that you're thinking about the candy that wasn't my main concern but all right I got you I hear what you're saying all right Vinnie that's why somebody think about the candy go to the

subreddit the creepoff subreddit and vote for who you thought the creepiest Easter creep It seems like such a waste of candy is all I'm trying to say. Jesus, Vinny. You're really missing the point here, buddy. You're really missing the point. All right.

Are you ready for the next segment of the show? Please, Carl, late on me. It's high for who are these creepos? Yeah. Creepos. That is correct. I have a show for us to review today. This came in from Japanese fart enthusiast in the Discord, in the review suggestions,

channel the Discord. We still haven't learned if Japanese fart enthusiast is Japanese and enjoys farts or if he enjoys Japanese farts specifically. I still want to get an answer on that. Because, you know, the way I would greet them if I met them in person is very much dependent on the answer to that question. Correct. Yeah. I want to introduce you to Stephanie Sue. She has three million subscribers on YouTube.

She has a true crime show called Rotten Mango. Would I mean me to show the image of her? Not yet. Okay. We're going to start with a video. Now, Stephanie Sue has a true crime show. She also has a muckbang show. Are you like muck bang? You know that I don't, Carl. I don't know that you don't. I don't know what you're into. You know, I don't like muck bang. Well, I think you're going to enjoy this muck bang. So the name of this show, why are we watching a buck bang video when we're trying to watch true crime? Because this is a little bit of a different is a departure for what we normally do. But what she does is she eats a bunch of food, but also tells a true crime

story on the video at the same time. Cool. So this one is called the dark pig butchering organization in Cambodia. Lonely women are lonely women are targeted as pigs. And also Korea KFC because they're going to have some fast food. So Stephanie Sue is an American, but she flew over to Korea this week. This just came out yesterday. Already has 200,000 views. And what she's going to do is she's going to introduce this muckbang show. Go ahead and play my first track here. Honey? What in Korea?

Hi, everyone. We're in Korea, and I've got Korean McDonald's. You have no idea how excited, how stanked I am for this. Hi, everyone, welcome back to my channel. My name is Stephanie, and today we are back with another D-D-D-Dun. Okay, so I'm with my fiancee in South Korea, in Seoul right now, and we have Korean McDonald's and Korean KFC.

Come on, but you're not a little bit intrigued by this? She has a pile of Korean McDonald's and Korean KFC sitting in front of her. You're a little excited about this. I think I'd hang with her for a little bit. Okay, all right. So let's get into it. My track number two, they have some different menu items over in Korea than what we have here in the States. All right.

Well, they have fried chicken skin. Look at these giant mozzarella sticks. Look at these. They call them black label fried chicken. So we're going to eat it all. Fried chicken skin. Vinny, would you want that? Yeah.

You want that sounds terrible. Don't you ever been to a KFC? Yeah. You end up eating it anyway. I'm not a fan of the skin, but all right. So you take the, you don't order extra crispy extra skin? No, extra skin. No, I do not.

That sounds so gross. What's wrong with you? I made that part up. What's wrong with you? So she's complaining about flying for 16 hours to get to Korea. But something's safe. her on this flight and that is the game two dots now this might seem like just she's telling a story about playing this game this is indeed a paid endorsement and a bit over the top if you ask me all

right here we go you get to travel through these gorgeous worlds and collect things that help you uncover new mechanics and you solve these puzzles by connecting the dots you'd think it's so easy i'm not going to lie at first when i heard of this game i'm thinking connecting the dots how hard could that be? It gets really challenging. I get really excited when I complete a level because I'm like, I feel like I worked for this. I get so excited. It's pure satisfaction and bliss. I have my whole family playing. Even my mom plays on her iPad, which is the most Korean adjima thing I've ever seen in my life. She puts on her reading glasses to the edge of her nose. That's what she's doing. And it's just so beautifully designed and it has these really cute aesthetic music and vibe to it.

That's how normal people talk about a video game. That's shot where her entire family, were like on their phones playing this game and like the one brother's pointing at the phone whoa there's a dot right there it was so generic and horrible i don't know what to make of this i understand the idea of like being about family and stuff like that but showing the whole family getting them all together are they getting a cut of this ad money i would imagine so i would hope so what do you have to pay your little brother to sit there and pretend to like a video that's a good question we should ask her she's got three million subs so i bet it's uh pretty good money yeah she's bringing in. Okay, so, um,

they might be as excited about fast food as you get, Vinnie. I, this seems over the top to me, but maybe you think this is normal. This is a cheeseball from KFC? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Honey. Whoa. These are insane.

So this burger, let me dissect it for you, okay? Oh, my, it's sweet. Oh, it's sweet? Mm. It's got this crazy sauce on top. Then it has these fried onions, a lot of red onions, and some beef at the bottom. Oh my God, these cheese balls are to die for. It's so good.

You notice how they're wearing, like, surgical gloves to eat this food, too? That's a bit odd. They come in the box. Yeah, probably. So do you get that excited about food, fast food? Do you, like, open up the sandwiches and look at all the layers and things like that? Because I can picture that you're doing that. You picture me doing that.

Yeah, I do. Really? I picture you explaining to. Jess or whoever you're with like you think I'm fucking Tony Michaels you fucking you fucking think I'm Tony Michaels I'm sitting there going oh look at the texture of the cheese it's so gooey all right so they have a thing I eat it and I enjoy it and I'm happy they have a thing over in Europe and in some Asian countries called the 195 burger at McDonald's Vinnie and so my next track you're going to show how dumb

these people are wow incredible that one's the 1955 burger What was that mean? I don't know. But that's a different one. Minnie, what do you think that 195 burger means? 19% beef, 55% sawdust, the rest is your guest? Jesus Christ, you're just as dumb as they are. What is it?

It's the year! It's the original McDonald's. 95, that's how they made the burgers back then. Well, if I actually thought about it, it wasn't looking for sarcastic answer, I might have come to that. All right. Critical makes a point. Vinny only takes his burger of her to make sure they didn't fuck up and add pickles.

Yeah, you're not a pickles guy. I'll fucking fight you if you put a pickle on my burger. Amazing. I have walked back into store restaurants with the bag. I could see that. And I don't let them remake it either. I'm like, you know, money back. We're not, I'm not trust you people right now. What? You can't

just pull the pickles off and eat the fucking sandwich? You have the pickles on there. That fucking shit vinegar fucking gross juice gets into the bun and you still taste. it. Pickles, one of those things. Even if you take it off, you're not really taking it off. Yeah. Now you're right. It's a good point. The essence is there. That's a good point. And not only that, Carl, they don't deserve my business, these monsters. All right. So they start talking about this scam called pig butchering. Are you familiar with this scam, Vinnie?

Pig butchering. I didn't realize it was a scam. I thought it was a trade. Okay. That, that too. So they start talking about this case and this woman, Cindy, who is a Chinese woman. living in the States, very wealthy, he's done very well for herself. She starts getting these text messages from this guy, Jimmy, and this whole scam, the way they set it up is you build trust with someone,

and then you talk about crypto investments, and then you get them to invest in this crypto thing, and they even make it seem like it's working at first because you can make money, you can even pull the money out if you want to, and they just get you to put more and more money into this thing, and then they eventually take out of your money.

Gotcha. It's basically what the deal is. So this is now Stephanie Because what I just told you Who's the bad guy in this scenario Uh The bad guy is the dummy who keeps dumping their stuff in there I believe in victim blaming

Okay Well very good Then Stephanie's gonna agree with you In track six here Okay Does she know Do I have to play the victim blade jingle for her? No

But apparently Not all scammers are bad You're like how can that be There's scammers are the evil ones. Apparently, some scammers are tricked or kidnapped into becoming scammers, into becoming jimmies. They're tricked into becoming pig butchers. Some of them are kidnapped off the street, thrown into this massive walled compound where they're shoved 10 phones into their hands, forced to work 20 hours a day to scam foreigners. There's a whole

human trafficking ring behind the scam calls that we're getting, behind the scam texts that we're getting it's not collectively a bunch of bad people being like let's go scam people people are getting kidnapped people are being held hostage people are being tortured when they don't meet their scam quotas they're being tasered with electronic tasers they're being locked in cells starved beaten it's very common for these scammers to have broken legs and arms did you know about this buddy do you know that all these people are trying to get you to you know there are prints in Somalia or whatever, you know, that they were broken legs and a broken arm when they're typing those emails, see ya? That's completely insane. I did not know any of that. And I don't

know if I believe it. Well, yeah, I was just going to say, as I'm watching this, I'm like, for some reason, I believe everything she's saying. I don't know why. It's very compelling to me. And it's like this city that's centered around casinos. So I imagine like a Vegas spot. He saw these TikToks, these Instagram stories of Chinese expats that were living there, showing off their flashy cars, their flashy cash. They were talking online about how they had moved from China to Cambodia to work at these casinos and now they're rolling in money. They're wiping

their asses with it because they have so much money. They're living the dream. The standard of living is lower in Cambodia so it's even better. That's what they said. That's what they're saying. So of course, D.D., he was intrigued. He connects with one of them who was recruiting for a casino in Cambodia

and that person directs him to a Chinese recruiter that's going to help him get the right paperwork, the right documents that are needed to start working at that casino the chinese recruiter meets up with him and then knocks him out drags him by the collar throws him in a van and illegally smuggles him into cambodia basically i mean in every sense of the word he kidnaps him dd ends up in a walled compound with guards and guns staring pointed at him he was in a scam compound okay what she just said for people who aren't hearing this is uh she's telling the story about a guy who was looking to work at the

this casino in Cambodia. You're going to make all this money, work at this casino. So he goes to meet up with this Chinese recruiter who's going to get help him with the paperwork. They knock him out, throw him in a van, and then drive him to this prison where he's forced to just scam people 12 hours a day because I guess she actually has some evidence of that ridiculous notion that scammers all have broken arms and legs when they're texting you and calling you and trying to get you to invest in crypto. So this is all news to me. I just want one more clip here to play. I think I just replaced the cable. I had an extra one sitting here. So we'll try this cable thing. Okay. We'll try this. Okay. So one more clip to play here. And because so they're talking again about

Cindy. Now, Jimmy, the scammer, got sent it to invest $2.5 million into cryptocurrency. currency. She has some. And it doubled in value. And so now she has five million and she wants to take it out. So the problem is you have to give them 10% of how much you want to take out in order to take that money out. So if you have $5 million, the 10% fee has to be paid up front before you can take the $500,000 would have to go to them. Who falls for this? Dummies. But listen to how stupid her and her fiance are when they get into the math aspect of this. She has some. She's starting to get some sneaking suspicions because the whole service fee is really bizarre.

Because, okay, if I'm not mistaken, most places like this, I know that they charge platform fees and stuff. But if they do, don't they take it out of your money as you're withdrawing? So if they're like, we have a 10% fee, don't they take it out? So I'm like, withdrawing $5 million and they're like, oh, sorry, we have a 10% trading fee. Yeah. Don't they take it out? And then I get like $4.5 million instead.

Yes, yes. Yeah, they wanted her to put in 500,000. Oh, they want even more money. So they're like, you need to put in 500K, and then I'll give you $5 million. Instead of being like, oh, you're trying to take out $5 million, let me take away 10% and give you the rest. They were like, you need to pay $500K, and then we'll give you $5 million. So it's very weird. Then it should be like, okay, then that means she should just take off $500K.

Yeah. So to take off $500K, she just need to put in $50K. And to take out $50K, she just got to put in $500K.000. 5K. Does that make sense? Yes. To put in 5K, she just needs to put in 500. So for $500, you can take the whole thing out, step by step. Oh, yeah, it's such a little scammer. You know what I mean? You put 500, you get 5K. I didn't think of that. Anyway, the fiance is dumb because he's going, he's going, all right, so it's 10%. So don't take out the entire 5 million because that's 500,000. Instead, you take out like 500 bucks. That's only 50.

And she's like, oh, yeah, I didn't think of that. It's like, dumbies. It's 10%. Either way, it's 10% No matter how many different times You take out smaller amounts of money I was just shocked by that I feel like their families should be shamed They brought shame upon their families For not understanding how math works

But anyway, Vinny This was a fun one for me And I'll tell you why I think she has So many followers Like I said, three million subscribers So there's a lot of photos Yep, yep There's a lot of photos on her Instagram

that are very sexual in nature. Here she's eating some type of thing on a stick that looks like a cock with balls and come to her sling down it. Oh, she's a treasure. She really is a treat, isn't she? Can't do math, but you know. You know what, Vinnie?

I thought you'd be turned on by this. Not because she's a pretty cute girl, but because she's really into food. I thought maybe that would be a thing for you, but not your thing. No, that's pretty hot. Not going to lie. All right, good.

Not going to lie. That's pretty hot. I hope you guys get here with some voice veils. Let's find out. Brought to you by our friends in Syracuse. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. A notice to all Syracuse Easter bunnies. It's now time to return to your work release program.

See you in Syracuse. I have a voicemail for me. Okay, go ahead. Let's start off here because I, I agree with this person. Oh, it's the count of photographer. I'm calling for the creep off because I think Vinny is a piece of shit. Mm-hmm.

Ohio is amazing. Yep. Fuck him. Our goddamn theme song for the state is Ohio is a beautiful. It sounds like a drunken ballot. It's awesome. We have the most roller coasters in the world, Vinnie, the most abstinence, most presidents, the most fucking talent.

All the talent in this country comes from Ohio, you fat piece of shit. shit fuck you i'm from ohio carl in case you let's play the other voice now that's why i'm so i'd write about love you car i voted for you this week shooches all right thanks cal photographer yeah biddy you really went after ohio pretty hard a lot of fine people there from columbus to cleveland there's a lot of fine people few points in between uh that live in a hellscape of corn and nothing okay there are a lot of fine people sure i guess all right biddy A lot of bland blobs of a no, not nothing. Keep up your fight against Ohio.

All right. We'll see where that got you. Hey, guys, food for thought. Dick on the Dick show brought in Douglas Mackey that made that, that meme saying, hey, vote by text. He's facing a maximum of 10 years in prison. Vennie, the creep that you brought in, raped dozens of children, got them addicted to drugs. ended up pimping out his own children

that got every like got the adults addicted to drugs suck them in the shit all this stuff 40 years so that tells me at any point in time we are only four memes away from being on level playing ground with a disgusting vile child rapist who probably has terabytes of kitty porn that's fucking scary

I think the U.S. government's the creep. Oh, shit. This is long. I think you love you by. No, all good points, sir. Yeah, not going to argue. Agreed on that one. Not going to argue.

Do you know about that story? That's insane. No, who's Douglas Mackey? Tell me more. So this guy, um, there was this, they call it a meme. I don't know, but an image or something that gave the wrong date for when to vote. And he targeted black people to let them know, like, hey, don't forget to vote on this date,

but it was the wrong. date. Okay. And so they called that election interference because this guy was just sharing a dumb gift or whatever the fuck it was. Did he make the gift? I don't even think he made it. I don't know. All he did was share it. Does it matter? And he was the one guy that

has anyone ever put on something on the internet that's not true before? Including the government all the time. Listen, you libertarian asshole, I understand that. I just tried to say that if he made it intentionally trying to fuck with people. Who cares? Okay. So, boy. You can't, you can't, You can't attempt to go to fuck with people now?

No, I'm saying I can see why people would be upset. But if somebody put it up as a joke and they end up in fucking jail over it, it's a problem. Do the wave thing in front of the camera. Oh, yeah. I'm just, I'm just frozen. Just do the wave thing. I did. I did do the wave thing.

No, it's not that. It's not a motion detection thing, I don't think. Oh, fucking. This is a disaster. Should we, how separate is we going to go today? Is it going to be better? I don't know. It's probably going to be me hanging from a new.

everybody's just going to see my ankles dangling with that microphone in front of it and then they're going to see the ceiling give it oh no go to carl's house go to fucking hell no yeah we should do it at my house i don't have these types of problems i don't know what the fuck's going on today all right you got any more voicemails or you want to just do a scum parade because i'm ready to do a scum parade if you are buddy i am so ready to do a scum parade that these creeps have made Scum parade Vitty and Carl

going to tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat scup parade I got a creep update Carl All right

Do you remember when we talked a while back about that consequence on the wheel the handcuffed music consequence. Oh, I sure do. I believe that was your idea, wasn't it? Yeah, because it was based on a story that we are about to revisit folks. Two former Oklahoma County jailers have pled no contest to a misdemeanor cruelty charge for forcing inmates to listen to Baby Shark as punishment. Gregory Cornell Butler Jr. and Christian Charles Miles were put on probation for two years and five, $200 for that shit.

that's it they were also ordered to pay $300 in victims compensation and complete 40 hours of community service dude they're bad from working in law enforcement 40 hours of community service they should just have to listen to baby shark for 40 hours wouldn't that be a better punishment for this yeah I mean cruel unusual yeah wouldn't that be the best though like these fucking guys had to go out and like pick up trash on the side of the highway and they just have like that jail bust with the door open with baby shark blasting for the right It would be amazing. I like that these guys both pleaded no contest rather than go through the most embarrassing trial in the U.S. history.

That was a smart move on their part. I mean, there was no way they would be able to get away with not explaining that it's torture. What? Why did you pick this song? Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm going to play for you 30 seconds of the song. They played for 40 hours or no, what was it, 10 hours? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, Carl. Yes. Both were charged after the investigation, determined handcuffed inmates were forced to stand for hours chained to a wall in the attorney visitation booth as discipline. One victim said he had to listen to Baby Shark for two hours straight. Another said the weird little song was blaring and played over and over and over again. So they said it was a joke between the two and the two of them would like say, hey, we're going to baby shark somebody. Pretty good gag.

Yeah. I like it. Yeah. So they were able to play. a second. Let me ask you this, honey. Yeah. Waterboarding or two hours of baby shark, which would you rather, what torture would you rather endure? Baby shark. Okay. Baby shark. It's up there, though, right? You got to admit? I mean, I wouldn't want to be waterboarded ever. That sounds like fucking horrific. It sounds pretty bad, but you know the CIA is reading this and going, oh, that's interesting.

We can just, wait, baby shark on a loop. All right. You think they haven't been doing that for maybe that, you know what? Like, you don't think that. baby shark is a sci op car haul baby shark was written by the cia holy shit we've blown the whole thing wide open vinny how could that catchy of an awful song be let out into the open into the public breaking news crack cocaine and baby shark developed by the deep state from what i understand baby shark was developed after a songwriter made love to a panagonian yes that is true It could have escaped from a lab. We're not sure yet.

Police in Canada, Carl, this is a, this is a, hold on a second before we move on. Okay. So in this same article, one of the plaintiffs died of a fentanyl overdose in jail. So this prison is fucked. They have drugs in there. People are dying of OD on fentanyl. And they're like, yeah, but the real problem here is baby shark. No, there's other problems.

that are worse than baby shark i would opine yeah honestly i would consider fentanyl if they were doing the baby shark thing i think about it for a second oh yeah no i would i would do it right now if i had to do this show for another 20 minutes hmm hmm hmm viny okay viny why you live in ratch and rep only warm weather teams fair weather fan i like that yeah well i'm originally from san diego so i can rep this one. Miami is just personal preference because Buffalo is disgusting. And also, Boston is not a warm weather city. That is true. Uh, police in Canada, Carl, this is a story that has me a little upset, a little upset because you know how I feel about pedophile hunters. Yeah, I'm generally on their side. You are, you love it. I, I'm generally on their side. I consume the

content, the content, you donate money to it. Yeah, love it. Yeah, I think it's great. I feel these people should be getting chained publicly. I'm totally great with it. Big Jay and I had an interesting conversation about Alex, Rosen. They apparently Big Jay went riding along with those guys. Oh, no shit. Yeah, said he didn't have a great time. I believe it. It doesn't look like fun.

Said it was not a lot of fun. I believe that. So police in Canada have arrested members of a vigilante pedophile hunting group, charging them with distribution of child abuse images amid frustration over the group's controversial tactics. Now, we've discussed a lot of the time when these things happen. are these actual cases, are there going to be technicalities that because of things that happened in the investigation, uh, because of the way that they got this information, like a lot of people who are very, very guilty have walked free because of the way evidence was collected in these

pedophile hunter scams. That's why the cops don't necessarily love them. Right. It's it's a really it's more for the petal hunter than it is to serve justice or anything like that. They're just doing it because they enjoy fucking with these people. Content is king, baby. content, yeah, but there's entrapment involved in the way they go about this that probably gets a lot of these people off the hook. Cops could not do what these people do. The FBI can. They do it all the time, sure, but these people can't. Right. Right. Now, Quebec police announced on Thursday that six people have been arrested as part of an investigation into a group that had drawn complaints from the public from pedophiles. Yep. These people got me busted. That's what we're

talking about here. I want you to remember that. Guys, you know, much time I wasted chatting with a 13-year-old girl that wasn't even really a 13 year old girl what is my time worth eh i'll never get that time back uh mince says happy super chat monday thanks with two bucks men thanks bent so five of the suspects on their mid to late 20s face charges of distributing the images with some also charged with criminal harassment intimidation and forcible confinement a six person a 40 year old man faces criminal harassment intimidation and forceful confinement charges police stay in the city of guest get to know members of the group who were involved in the hunt would film their meetings with alleged pedophiles after contacting them online, posting the clips widely on social media.

But in order to lure people, the group used sexually explicit photos faked to give the appearance that the subjects were underage. Okay. There's a distinction here. These are fake photos that were fake to look like child porn. Not great to have. Well, hold on a second. This was news to me.

I had no idea. I was all ready to hate the pedal hunters and go, go police. Oh, no. I'm getting to the, I'm getting to Quebec's law here. Yeah, okay. Okay. I'm getting there, Carl. Okay.

But in order to lure people that they use those photos, though they were exchanged of photos during the conversations and what the law says is when you share a photo that is an explicit pornographic material and that you claim that it represents a person of age minor, even if it really isn't, it is considered under the law as child pornography. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. It's considered as such, even if in truth, it doesn't really represent the body of a minor person. So if you claim that it's a minor, even though it's not a minor, it's against the law. That's retarded.

Because there's no victim there. This is like drawing naked children. It's like there's no victim. So how the hell is that against the law? Hey, Vinnie, my bag over there that I brought in today. Yeah. Kilo of meth in there. I have a kilo of meth amphetamine.

Well, that'll help me get to the bottom of all the problems in the studio today. In that bag right there, I have a kilo of illegal drugs, illicit material. Now, I don't, but I said I did. Can I be arrested in Quebec? Would they arrest me for that? Maybe. I said I had illegal drugs. I don't.

Hey, there's a naked minor. It isn't. I feel like you would be arrested just because your presence is offensive to the people of Quebec. You know what? I don't think they'd like you. I don't know if you noticed this, but the real reason why these guys were arrested is because when they were doing these chats with the petos,

they weren't using both English and French. It's a law there that you have to use both. They got to put a stop to this. Yeah. One group, creepcatchers, has long frustrated police for their methods, which at times have interfered in police investigations and have come with, quote, tragic circumstances. In 2016, a woman in Alberta took her life

months after she was confronted by the group. That's fine. In 2017, police arrested the head of a surrey creepcatchers, Ryan LaForge on an outstanding warrant as he attempted to arrest someone he claimed was a pedophile. The same year, Quebec police said, arrested William Drepue in Sherbrook after he tried setting up a fake sexual encounter.

In addition to the church, a fake sexual encounter, if you say so, you gotta put out. Right. What are we saying here? Yeah, that's the good kind of sexual encounter. right? Yeah. In addition to the charges that outside Thursday, Quebec, officers seized digital

materials and found a firearm that was stored improperly. So they went and searched all their shit just to look for a problem. Find whatever they could find, obviously. In no case, can a person just take justice into their own hands, even if they are the victim of a crime? Wherever it may be, the police said in a statement. So

who are the creeps here? The cops. That law is ridiculous. And I have to say that creep catchers, is my favorite name instead of the guardians speaking of ohio cleveland should have been the uh cleveland creep catchers should just spend the creeps it's way more catchy don't you think the creep catchers yeah the creep catchers you know you have a catcher on a baseball team okay okay it is better than guardians it's better than guardians it is we can all agree on that Carl you want to talk about a fun birthday i love fun birthdays this

guy fun facts fun shows and fun birthday this guy 25 years old, Tony J. Saunders Jr. Yep. On his 25th birthday, he led the Pennsylvania State Police on a chase, crashed to BMW, killed a deer, killed a deer, stole a school bus, put the deer inside the school bus to use his fertilizer later for his garden, led the police on another chase, fled from the school bus, stripped naked, led police on another foot chase, was arrested, and admitted to all of it with a smile on his face. Can we please get this guy on the creep off, many? Can we reach out to him? I love this guy.

He is from Florida, shocker. And he was up in Pennsylvania. where he was arrested. He told police that he had taken the bus after crashing the B of which apparently into the deer in the early morning hours of April 4th. He had placed a deceased deer in the back of the bus was going to drive the deer to his residents and use the deceased deer as fertilizer for his garden. So the bus was reported stolen from the Abbottstown, Pennsylvania State Police in Gettysburg earlier in the morning and a broadcast was sent to local police to be on the lookout for it

in York and Adams counties. Now, police and Carroll Township received a call about the bus in their area around 710 a.m. They spotted the school bus flashing its lights while driving through a parking lot of a giant foods and a right aid. So the bus exited the parking lot, turned on to a side street when the police confirmed it was a correct bus, followed it north, and they attempted to stop it. The bus eventually pulled over and nearly immediately pulled away and continued to drive. Yeah. So he did the old rope-a-dope thing of the cops. Yeah, pull it over. See if they get out of their cars.

Like, I'm out of here. Here's the thing. You're not getting away in a bus. No, not a great escape vehicle. The worst escape vehicle. The bus continued to drive on a Gettysburg road. The police detailed in the release. Now, Saunders hopped out and fled on foot through a wooded area after leaving the bus behind.

Bystanders provided a physical description saying he was, quote, a black male wearing a black sweatshirt. Officers persuaded him to lead them through. the parking lots and busy traffic areas, which vehicles entering and exiting businesses. The male then stripped out of his clothing as he fled. It was apprehended completely nude by railroad tracks. So, many, you have to admit, if this guy could turn this story into a bit, it would be way better than the machine. Like this guy, Bert Kreischer would have nothing on this guy.

If he could turn this into a bit, this is a hilarious story. You know, he just comes up on stage. He's like, all right, so anybody. here celebrate their 25th birthday in a unique way. Everyone's like, yeah, 25th birthday. They'll know the bits coming. Oh, man. Either way, they also caught him for weed. Dude, I want to follow this guy's career now. Like, he's like, he's like, he's a rookie wide receiver with a lot of promise. I'm like, oh, I'm going to be, I'm going to follow this guy everywhere he goes. He's not as fun as Henry

Ruggs. Who's Henry Ruggs? The Raiders guy who crashes Ferrari. Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, he seemed like a lot of fun. But yeah, this guy, man, he's got some charges. He's got some charges. Yeah, he's having fun though. Now, folks, there's not a lot of atrocity of this week's scum parade, but boy, is this a fun story to close out on before we read a letter from podcast Shipman. A movie theater manager in Georgia, Carl. Yes. He's facing multiple charges after he's accused of trying to kiss a teen employee in the business's break room. Okay. Officers were called around 2.40 p.m. on March 31st about a sexual assault at a regal cinema. The 17-year-old told police she was cleaning the break room when her manager came in and

tried to forcibly kiss her. That's what she ran into a restroom, locked the door, and called her dad. Officers also spoke with the accused manager, 60 years old, who said he went to check on the employee after he instructed her to clean the break room. According to the police, the man said he scolded her for being on her phone instead of cleaning up. That sounds believable. And then she says, I tried to kiss her.

I can't believe it. She was just being a shitty teenager, not to be it. doing her job. Then they asked about security cameras. The manager told police security cameras. There's not any security cameras of the breaker. And not in the breaker, wouldn't he crazy? And then they go, oh, no, what about that camera right there? He goes, oh, that camera. That one hasn't worked in used, guys. He's like, oh, yeah, no, that camera got Epstein. I'm sorry.

Yeah, that that one doesn't work. So they call the manager's boss and request the footage. They continue their investigation. During that time, police said the manager snuck away, locked himself in an office where the theater's camera system is housed. Yeah. Another employee had a key. They opened the door. Officers said they saw the manager then tampering with the security footage. Dude, this guy employs nothing but tattle tails.

Do you notice that? Like every single employee is telling him this guy. The shittiest boss ever. Boss, I'm saying the employees suck. He's just trying to make out with a smoking hot teenager in the break room. And everyone's tattling on them. Oh, my God. You know what this article didn't say, though, Vinnie?

What's that? They never talk about the 17-year-old's breast size. No mention of it at all. Well, we're just left to guess or speculate, I guess. I'm guessing they had to be something pretty, pretty intense for this guy to, like, lose his job in his livelihood over. That's not I'm guessing, too. Let's talk about it for 30 or 40 minutes. Okay.

Authorities that watch the footage, which show the manager walk up to the the team, placed a hand on her waist, and lift her head before leaning his face close to hers. The employee pushed his hands away and rushed out of the room, the video shows. Dude, he's 60, and that's his game? He's got no moves? Not good, man, not good. There are no moves anymore. When you get to a certain age, there's no moves anymore.

You just stop. Don't do it. The manager was arrested in charge with sexual assault and tampering with evidence. Police said it's unclear if he's still employed at the theater. So this place was in noon and George about 40 miles southwest of downtown Atlanta. Carl, are you ready? Yes.

To read this letter. Are you going to read it to me, Vinny? I'm going to give it to you to read to everybody. I want you to read it. You want me to read it? Yeah, you read it. Okay. I'm not going to be able to see it very well back here.

I'm not good with the handwriting. Okay. Well, this is the page I'm going to keep everybody. Okay. You're going to read an order? Do you want to start with this? some he drew this hand this hand drawn picture it is dude he fucking drew he wrote a letter to cobra commander carl what is going on here that's a pretty good cobra commander right there yeah

i know i'm gonna frame that i'm guessing he's not he's not tracing that either right i don't know what he did it's pretty good job it's pretty good podcast it man matt luinsky what the actual fuck brodie this is literally addressed to cobert commander cober commander what the actual fuck brodie you told me that when i paid membership to the 80s kid villain of the month club the jew skeletor shredder uh browser megatrod and all the others beloved 80s villains would have my back no matter what it's spent 600 days in and i'm still here how haven't i been bailed out yet man what the you're a letdown i now understand why chi i jo always wins if you'd be less concerned about company

uh wow rebrand stocking the break room and lisa in accounting you keep your eyes on the prize by the way lisa has no ass she's too skinny mental illness can literally drive you crazy if you're not going to do what you're supposed to do put some money on my stuff you know the 90s villains would be up for it joker and riddler none would keep this right by the way your gay porno line has been used in here at least a dozen uh times and one white dude now apologizes and says it just him tell sexy ass evil lynn i love her stop disappointing me matt wow that's one page that is the ramblings of an insane person right there yep that one i'm key did he uh did he ask us to not read this on the show again he wrote this to me okay all right very good this is a little strip see this car this is a uh

A little piece of this. Okay. But this is on the back of a sheet to sign up for a Philly cheese steak calzone served with ranch dressing and potato chips for $10.50 for a thing called scrub and grub. Ranch dressing? That's stupid. What the fuck? Where is he in Michigan?

Yeah. They put ranch dressing on their steak bombers? He addressed, he wrote this one, Vinny, VY NNY. I like that. Pass this all along to Carl. You all need to put some cash on my accounts. I-C-S mobile app and GtL Getting Out app. Okay.

Then I could get real hot food. I like on the reverse. Again, don't read my shit on the creak box. Whoops. You could post my address on Discord. Send hot chickpicks or wall periodicals online.com for bikini bitches, pH. By the way, nope. I don't know if I told you this, but I got an email from the correctional facility.

that he's in maybe i can find it real quick um but it was it was asking for oh i don't know what it would be under but uh it was asking for permission to contact me from matt louinsky and i filled out all the stuff and i said yes and all that i haven't heard anything did you send him something from amazon no okay this one is to you okay okay i'll save the hold on this is literally four pages, guys. And wait, like to tell you who the last two or two. Carl, please tell me Patty C C C C Cups is still podcasting. He is.

On March 10th, 2010, I swear Patrick Michael entered my unit. This dude is that weird. Patrick Michael level. Wait, March 10th, 2010. Yeah. Is that what he wrote? Yeah. Oh, he doesn't even know what year it is?

That's what he wrote. I'm reading to what he wrote. Is it possible that he's trying to act crazy in order to get a, uh, a, uh, a deal like maybe we're part of like his whole grand scheme to get out of us what i don't care um i don't keep breathing facially he's a skinner version of pat and there are no gunses from the pick we saw of him carly and ho kids he's about 60 pounds lighter he shaved his red hair into a mohawk and he has the douche beard and the thin jaw line this dude even has Seamus's sense of humor.

He book a pick of the J-Lo, some dude, and he glued a black and white pick of his mugshot over the dude's face. When we watch the news, he reads the headlines and tries to make jokes. Surprisingly, animal jingles is what, well, I don't know what that word is. Dude, he works out. Who cares about a guy who looks like a guy that we know? Yeah. Why are you explaining all this? I don't know this is bullshit.

I'm going to save this one for you to read later. Okay, yeah, this is boring. Here's one to Jen and Chrissy. Oh, boy. Uh-oh. Chrissy, how I said? Yeah, this is, uh... Oh, is Chrissy the one sending him stuff?

I think she might be. Yeah, she's saying that she sent a magazine subscription. Apparently, if it was from Amazon, they sent it back. Oh, okay. That's what he said in his thing. Bomber. Yeah, so this one is from, uh, is to Jen. Oh, Jesus.

Jen like an animal. Feel the jingles from the inside. Yeah, right. Jen slash Chrissy. You know, a letter is always good when it starts with. Just hear me out. The idea is threesome.

Wow. We could make this work. I mean, Jen and Chrissy are technically related. Provided y'all have cute feet and nice asses send picks. Wait, so he's going to be like, oh, never mind. Yeah, your toes are a little gnarly, never mind. Also be ready to wear a whipped cream bikini. Be ready to, okay.

Or a frosting bra. The key is be ready, capitalized. So hold on a second. For anything. Hold on a second. So this guy is so fat that even when he's having sexual fantasies, It involves sweets. Yep.

I want you to be naked after I eat the food off of you that makes you naked. I've been in here so long that this thing's going to last days. Be stocked on water, Gatorade, something and protein. We're banging any and all positions. Oh, no, no, no. Bring on the boys and restraints, too.

Any and all. the only position that he could possibly pull off is cowgirl or reverse cowgirl i'm sure this guy's laying flat on his back during sex there's no other way he's doing it if you need a break i'm sure vick casey or chrissey mayer could swap in just too much about hannah it's too bad he was before the hannah picks came out why would he be in love with hannah just though nothing near my but that ain't cool if y'all got we're negotiating now dude you're not no position to negotiate sir you'll take whatever they give you okay uh just though nothing near my butt that ain't cool if you all got any nas speak now or forever hold your piece maybe we could could record it

and proceeds could go to me in jail when i go when i get up It's a solid business model. Love to you both, Matt. Wait, did he say, you said Nass? Did he make nose? If there are any nose? Oh, yeah, I guess. I thought he was talking about the energy drink.

Yeah, what the fuck? Does he, so he thinks in his fantasy, he's going to double team your wife and your sister-in-law. He's going to cuck all the hamburger boys. Yeah, right. So what he's going to do, he's to have this threesome and, you know, maybe bring in some review girls too, but also make money on that. It's also a business model as well.

Well, according to this genius, yeah. Jesus Christ, it's a bit delusional, sir. Not as delusional as the peace de la resistance. Sleeping with Jenny Jingles only costs money. It doesn't make money. Okay, dude. This letter is to Carly. Okay.

So this is Patty C-Cups, baby's mama. Ms. Mack, what's up? My name is Matt, and you may be familiar with me because of your ex-patrick michael his last name hopefully he's hated of me never turned to neglect or abuse towards you or your kids i hear your single towards him didn't turn into okay i got yeah hopefully his hatred of me i'm he writes like a fucking murderer that's that's why i didn't want to read it because i get very frustrated to try to read that he's hatred of me never turned into neglect or abuse towards you or your kids i hear you're single and ready to mingle obviously

you also like bad boys as he has a record now as do I too so if you want to chat write me that's a good angle all right that makes sense to me that's a good one

I first became aware of your existence because he had nearly 37,000 podcasts and was pissing off successful shows when his first show got reviewed on who are these podcasts we all thought he was stupid and it was a one and done instead it brought more content than ever

then after hearing an obvious lie about endangering your son, I did a deep dive into his show and found mostly on normal and you know, you sound sweet, but clearly tired and annoyed. Then I found out you work as a something at a somewhere.

And if it makes sense, it also makes you more attractive because you're doing God's work. I self-edited that for everybody. No, I understand. That's a good thing to do. If you ever need evidence to keep him away from your kids, check out WATP.

It's so helpful. this guy of ignored kids screaming babies and the infamous patrick michael beat this kid episode how do we get this to carly i feel like she needs to see this information we all were shocked and damaged it's why the host and a co-host named uh fucking wanted to send you something uh for surviving this wow i can't read this i also who he hates me because i called him out uh about c PPS getting involved. Oh, right.

If he wasn't caring for your kids, you were the only one with a job. He was your third child with such, uh, rages that make you glad you're free. Weird. I forgot that Patty C Cops, Patty Broken Skoll,

Patty Pukwater, Patrick Michael, whatever you want to call him, Animal Crosley. I forgot that he hated Matt Lewinsky, podcast hit, man. Yep. Because podcast hit me was the one who brought up CPS shit.

And that would free, freak patty out he hated when people would bring up CPS there must be something to that hey um zero as how long is he in for we don't know because the justice system in this country is broken and this what was it 2020 when did he yeah and he was during the pandemic so yeah so we're still waiting for the trial to happen so he's just been in they've just been basically came in him in it's county jail isn't it yeah they're just kicking the can down the road S, what did he do? He killed his girlfriend and kept her in his basement for seven months.

And there was flesh missing off of her back. Yeah. So there's been speculation. That he was making back bacon. Yeah. Here's my theory. You don't know that. Here's what I think.

I think he was trying to get rid of her with an ice cream scoop. You know, it's going to take some time, but he's got nothing but time. For the same reason why my wife will never get rid of me, getting rid of a human body is very difficult to do. Yeah. She was a big gal. I think that what happened was he started like to do it and didn't have the stomach for it and just left it there. Oh, interesting. Like I think he was trying to start to chop her up to get rid of her and couldn't handle it.

That's my guess. I thought about it long and hard. See, that's when you need a buddy. Right. Like if you get the phone call from me, Vinnie, hypothetically. Yeah. And I say, look at. I can't take Jen anymore.

I had to make some changes around my household. It's about time. she was bumming us all out, Carl. Yep. And I'm like, but I'm going to need your help, buddy. Okay. It's going to be difficult to get her out of my house

in the state that she's in right now. Okay. I'm just going to need someone to help me. Oh, what is she drunk? She was. Yeah, that was a thing.

That checks out. So I'm just wondering if maybe, you know, you can help me out with us. Are you, are we on that level? Oh, buddy. I'm your podcast partner.

Of course I'm coming to help. Good. Thank you. I just wanted to know. Who's your ride or die? Carl. Who you call it, producer Chris or me? That's what I thought, buddy. I feel like producer Chris would snitch.

I'd sit there. You're a guy who would keep a secret. Until they put donuts or pizza in front of me. Oh, fuck. That's right. Yeah. Bring in the Korean fried chicken skin and we'll have a conversation opposite. Easily compromised. Ah, shit. You want the rest of that letter to Carly? Because it's double sided here. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that was still going. Really? I

want to get to know you on a friend level. I would like to see what makes you tick and why you have such low self-esteem that you chose that loser this is not the way to hit out of girl by the way this is so he's in jail he strangled a woman but also and he's still fucking taking shots at patty sea cups but also i just want to point out that that's her kid's father so it's not i mean even if she thinks he's a piece of shit probably not a great way to convince her to go with him. I'm just saying, I don't know. What do I know? He might have a better game than I do. I'm not

asking for support beyond writing. You just have, you just have your kids to worry about. It would be selfish if I asked you for anything else. And then he says, if you want to write me, I'm currently at a place that I'm not telling anybody because he doesn't deserve shit. That's where I'm at.

Yeah? You think he's no good? I think he's so good. We might be good at art. He might be good at art. You know, you know what murder art is worth? Something. I'm keeping this. This right here. More than Hunter Biden's shit. I would have put this next to my Sergeant Slaughter autograph. Sweet. With the little Cobra

Commander pointing at him. That is great. Is that the end of it? Is that everything? That's everything. Okay. Well, I'll bring home the note to Jenny Jingles. Sure, she'll enjoy that. Yeah, I'm sure the, uh, her and Chrissy are going to jump right on that one. Oh, yeah. What an offer. Ah, but he's behind bars.

If only, ah, they got to be high bars to keep you ladies out. That's right. You two whores. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just kidding. Just kidding. Brutal. I know I'm the worst.

That is wild. I don't know what to fucking make of it, but what I saw the letter, I came in Friday afternoon and Mark was in the office. He goes, you go to a letter from a prison. I went, get the fuck out of here. He's still writing. It's been it was last spring. almost a year since he wrote the last letter.

So who are these podcasts has a P.O. box now people can write to you. So we got to get that information over to Mr. Lewinsky so he can write to me directly. You don't want that, do you? Oh, of course I do. I love this guy's letters. I think they're great. Okay, okay. Well, yeah, definitely take the rest of it home with you.

And for those of you who are watching, thank you for putting up with our bullshit YouTube show. We're going to get the audio episode out. It'll sound great, as usual. Cam Critical was $5. Oh, shit. I missed it. He missed the opportunity to say forever, hold my peace. I see.

I get it. Zero out of 10. I get it. Good stuff. And then L. Skyward Gons. Hey, bitch, you have bad tasting men. Want to go out? Yeah, not a good way to approach that.

Yeah, agreed. Agreed. Carl, we'll be back next week. We're going to be back on Wednesday. And I believe we're going to try out your little experiment. that you proposed nobody seemed objected to it okay on patreon so uh tune in here wednesday you're going to get a little free taste of what we do on the bonus episodes because we're going to do a live stream for everybody yeah live stream on wednesday 1130 a m eastern time normally we only make

that available to our subscribers on patreon supercast and backed by yep but we're going to do one experimental episode uh where we let everybody watch it live and then we'll take it down afterwards so you got to watch it live if you're not subscribed yep you uh subscribers will still have it and you'll get the audio episode as well so until we all meet again remember it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice go get your audio working oh man i guess i'm just going to end the show and shame It's the creep off.