The Creep Off - Episode 162: Philadelphia Freedom

Episode Date: April 24, 2023

In this Philadelphia hangover edition of the Creep Off Vinnie gets unexpected news right before the show goes live, Karl spills the beans on who annoyed him the most over this weekend’s live show (spoiler it’s his Mother), we watch the video of Vinnie completing his consequence and we give you a very special extended Scum Parade! Check us out and support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get an extra bonus episode every week! Check out the Scum Parade stories here: Former Disney World worker took hundreds of 'upskirt' videos of unsuspecting women for years: Police | Fox NewsSouth Carolina man cocks gun to 'ruin the mood' after hearing ex-wife having sex (nypost.com)Sledgehammer-wielding man breaks into ex's home after being hit with protective order (nypost.com)19-year-old gives birth in toilet, later throws baby out of window in Pune - Hindustan TimesVirginia judge seeks custody of daughters after socialite ex-wife is arrested for child porn | Daily Mail OnlineMarcos Uriel Lara Perez faces murder charge after fire (lawandcrime.com)Darrell Goodlow sentenced to 156 years for raping Indianapolis women (indystar.com)DOCS: Man charged for hunting homeless women in Kent, luring them for sex, shooting them (fox13seattle.com)

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, coo.

Cool. Ola, creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny, and joining me, as always, in his studio, hot cuck, cacarla. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? How are you doing, buddy? Thanks for not killing yourself.

Too much. Out of the gate. Dude, I am still recovering from this weekend. So Dick went on and did the Dick show last night. Really? 11 o'clock our time he went on and did two hours and I don't know how the fuck you did that how was it good episode yeah it's great I don't know you know who was on there was Lorenzo ariola he had the funky Eskimo on telling tell is about sucking on his cousin's toes and stuff but that's a whole other thing that's a whole other thing for another time Vinny I don't have time for that's I want to talk about Philadelphia I want to talk about our big weekend our big live show in Philly and how I'm still recovering from it because I'm getting old I'm an old man now Carl you drank a lot I did. And I got to tell you something.

I've been around you for years. Yeah. And I've seen you drink. Uh-huh. Like, every time I've seen you, you're drinking. You sure. So the other night, Saturday night after the show, and I was talking to you, and you were just way more glassy-eyed than I've ever seen you.

Uh-huh. And I was like, Carl, do you understand what I'm saying? You're like, Vinnie, I'm fucking hammered. And you've never said. That's not true. You said, I'm fucking drunk. However you said it was, I have never seen you that drunk. Interesting.

Before. It was Saturday night. I had never seen you that drunk. Interesting. It was awful. We were you upset for me? Yeah. Are you scared? Yeah. And I don't even want to talk about Philadelphia. I want to talk about what just happened before the show started. Oh, Jesus. So we're at my house in my studio today, which normally we're at the comedy club in Vinny's studio.

But he got a new computer. He's got a new setup and stuff. So I got all my stuff set up here. Vinny came over, parked in the driveway. That was a mistake. yeah want to tell people what happened you go ahead viny it's your story to tell buddy it's your story to tell all right so listen i'm not mad i'm just disappointed here we go uh jenny jingles the lovely jenny jingles came down here and informed me that she backed into my car yep and uh now we're live so vina has not got out to look at the damage yet because he's like you know What are the ads of my car is out? She says it's a dead.

There's probably a tire missing, would be my guess. You're going to come out there. It's just going to be one tire ripped off of a thing. Two doors missing. I will say this about Jenny Jingle's. I don't ride with her. I don't let her drive me around. But she does drive very slowly.

She's not someone who's like going in reverse real fast and smashing into stuff. But she also was probably slow to hit the brakes too. Probably like one of those like, as it's going into your door. Whatever. Guys, it's Super Chant Monday, I want to remind everyone. Yeah, great. Super Chant Monday.

One of my favorite holidays. Help Jenny pay the deductible. Give us your superchats. Yes, correct. We really could use that for our insurance premiums that are going up. Can I also tell everybody about what we're going to do at the end of today's special episode, Carl? What are we going to do at the end of the special episode today? We are going to talk about my consequences.

I completed. Yes. I'm excited about that because I don't know anything about it. Let's, I'll just say this real quick. Um, so we did the show in Philly Saturday night. It was fantastic. We had a great time. I fucking, for some reason, was tasked with running the show and I didn't fuck it up.

That was one of the things Dick was talking about. It's pretty funny. He did say that you were going to ruin everything. Well, no. On his show, when he came back, he's talking to Sean about the, the live show. And they were making fun of me for being too professional. he's like Carl's got TV monitors

and screens and buttons everywhere and he's like I was getting distracted just watching him as he's running the show over there and I guess that's if that's gonna be the knock on me

that I'm too that you're too prepared I'm too prepared to do the show well I know nobody's ever accuse you of over promoting so maybe they could you know accuse you being overly prepared

I see what your problem is. You know what? I do want to say something as to Creepoff Nation. Carl did rock a creepoff shirt for the live show. I did. Bravo, Carl. Thank you. And also, yay, Super Chats.

Thank you to Kinky Loco for two bucks for Vinny's Dent Removal Fund. It's going to take more than two, but I appreciate the start. We got to get somewhere. Thank you. I mean, can we get a removal for like the hail damage? that looks like the marks that are all over my body. Can we get those fixed? Dude, why?

What happened to you? Oh, no, I was just making a joke about cellulite. Oh, I get it. No, because there was a torrential downpour on Saturday night in Philly's. I wasn't sure if maybe you got hit with something. Yeah. Right now, I'm hit with the whole case of what the fuck is happening. Okay.

So, Carl, I did my consequence. We're going to talk about that. Yeah. Can we bring Jessica on soon? I'm going to do that right now. I was just about to. I want to bring on our results girl to let everyone know the results

of last week's show where we talked about the biggest creep in Philadelphia bring on our results girl The lovely Jessica who was there at the show with us on Saturday night Jessica's very tall I didn't remember that I met you before but I forgot how tall you are

I was sitting in a chair when you met me that's true editing for Tony That's a good point That's probably why didn't realize that chair was actually in a two foot hole seriously this isn't a rude question I assume how tall are you Jessica

5 foot die 5 foot 10 okay in the middle 5 9 and 1 half You must be wearing heels then because you were like as tall as me I think Yeah well they were like this big Uh huh uh huh uh huh I get it from my dad He's 6 foot 6. Interesting

Your dad's 6 foot 6 Yeah Huh He played basketball in college and high school Now when you were at the show Did you meet Hannah? I didn't I don't think I introduced you to but did you meet her I don't know if I did

I wonder if there's a rivalry Is there a What shirt was she wearing? I wonder if there was a rivalry Between WATP review girls And creep off result girls That's what I was wondering Oh she was the review girl

She did do great She did do great Yeah she came up and read some stuff Yeah I don't believe there should be a rivalry Because I don't think so They're two different Two different positions

I was just curious though I thought that might be kind of a fun thing If those two were like Do you two want to fight it out with pillows? Yeah Just curious Right I don't know how

Okay I'd lose. All right. Fair enough. I was just go to call it there. Fair enough. Jess. What did you think of the live show?

How did you think it went? I thought it was great. It was a lot of fun. Everybody there was so nice. People said good job on the creep off. And I'm like, thank you. Oh, nice. It made me very happy.

I should mention this. The live show is out. So it's on the WATP main feed. And Dick did like it. Well, we had stand up. You did stand up. I did. I did.

I did, it was like 25 minutes. And then Dick came out and did his dick show. thing. We had a PowerPoint presentation. Yeah, that was great. He made fun of me a lot. So he did that. And then so an hour into the show is when we started to do our these podcasts, and that's where I started the actual episode that we put out.

Yeah, your version of Uncle Rico, I remember. In that episode, we did a crossover. Vinny had an idea while we were at the Airbnb to do a creep-off biggest problem crossover. We had the biggest creep in the universe with Nick Ricada and the whole gang from Big Old Vito.

Yep. And Dick Masterson. So that's in the episode, if you want to check it out, the WATP feed. Yeah, that's in there. Absolutely, check it out. It's going to be, it was fun. It was a lot of fun. I was good, yeah, that was my appearance on the show. Jessica, who were you most excited to meet for the first time in person?

Obviously, not me. We've met before, but. I mean, Vinny was one of them. He just came over, was like, what's up? City of Brotherly Love shirt or jacket. Yep, yeah. Many fitting. When he was rocking his filly stuff.

Yeah, you should see how dirty that jacket is now. It was white, and now it's like a Padres tan. That's probably got from Philly, yeah. They call it the city a brotherly love. Have you seen people in Philly? No. Can I tell you, Jessica? And I'm not even making this up.

I'm not exaggerating to be funny or anything like that. Every fucking stranger, without me asking, told me where to get a good cheese steak. Every single fucking one. The guy who dropped off our posters, our next door neighbors of the Airbnb, B, like, I'm just standing around. I don't even care about your shitty cheese steak. The cheese was on them. You know, I picked up on this, and I tortured, absolutely tortured my friend John yesterday

in Uber's because he was taking me around and he lives down there. Yeah. And I would say to the Uber driver the same thing every time we got to do at Uber. I would go, hey, this is my friend John. He lives down here. I'm a tourist. And he says the best place to get a cheese steak is Pats. And I start it like that.

And I watched my friend go, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. And then the driver would be like, what did he? He said, Pat's, out of his mind. You think pets? And I just sit there and smile and giggle. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Like, so we have the garbage plate here in Rochester. If anyone asked me where to get a garbage plate, I'm like, don't. Don't. Don't get a garbage plate. So Carl, I happen to meet your parents who are very lovely. They are very sweet. Yeah. Lovelty.

The first thing I asked them was like, hey, did you guys get a cheese steak while you were down here? See? That's, you are from Philly. I suggest a gym steak. That's a great place I did hear that suggestion I got gyms I got Ginos we got Angelo's

I heard that Jim's burnt down Yeah I think it did That's what I don't know what happened I haven't been there in a while I'm guessing that's the gym stakes You get to get a G-stake And then walk down the street Where you might see some bullet holes

In the window It's all good Okay Yeah Every fucking asshole We were standing in front of the Airbnb We were gonna go to I guess What was it Gino's or some stupid shit

Yeah we're standing there We don't know And some guy comes out of like The neighbors like You weigh souls they get going to Gino's. What is you stupid as someone? Well, I mean, we are stupid because it was Saturday

at noon, and the guy's like, you got to go to the most popular place in towns. We're like, okay. And you and I bailed on it. You, me, and Jenny Jingles, we were in line to order food for 20 minutes, just to be told that, no, this is the line to pick up your food. You have to go order over here and then go back

in line. So I immediately was just like, I'm out. I don't get a fuck. And then Vinnie and me and Jenny Jingles start walking on the street. Vinnie sees a slice of pie, pizza pie, and he's like, oh, I'm getting that. Like, okay, bye, so we lost it. No line. Fuck all of you.

So, and then, you know what I did? I walked back to those guys who were still waiting a line with my pizza and ate it in front of them. That's kind of funny. I did that. That's a true story. And then Vito was like, I got to go get some of that. Where did you get that? And then he went and bought like three slices.

Of course he did. Well, then TAB bought just a turkey sub. He waited two hours for a fucking turkey sub for some reason. He was eating it back at the Airbnb with us. And he's like, this isn't even that great. I'm like, what'd you think it was going to be? It's a fucking turkey sub. What do you think it's some kind of special magical turkey that they have here in Philadelphia?

No. It's a soft. They're called hoagies. It's a submarine sandwich is one of this. Yeah, well, Philly calls it hoagies. Well, Philly needs a fucking bath, okay? Don't tell me what they call things. I'm not going to disagree with you there.

God damn. Can we just finish this real quick? It's not even that interesting now. But the point is that Jenny Jingos and I ended up in Little Italy, beautiful place. She bought a shirt from a street vendor We were having fun We went to a Mexican restaurant We had a we sat at the bar

Had some drinks Had some lunch Took a lift back to the Airbnb And beat everyone back By 20 minutes They all finally get back with their sandwiches They got like holy shit We ate like an hour ago

What are you guys doing? I had pizza and there was a Mr. Softie truck Oh So I showed up with pizza And then they were still in line I came back with ice cream Of course you do Now that I'm thinking this through

I really did troll that line. That's hilarious. So anyway, I guess the point is, whatever place has the best cheese steaks, it's not fucking worth waiting for on a Saturday afternoon. Yeah. Go anywhere.

Just they have them fucking everywhere. Just go to any of them. It's chopped meat. So I don't you have the one with the cheese whiz. You want some whiz? What would I didn't, I've not looked at our subred at all. I don't know what's going on.

Are you going to tell us what happened in our last episode? Where the fuck is Tucker Dixon with these recaps? Tucker. Come on, buddy. I got to reach out to him. Anyway. So the results are for Creepiest Philadelphia. Vinnie wins with 133 to Carl 73.

Boom! Boo! Did you use my boy? Running for our very nice here. Oh, my God! Both your creeps summed up Philadelphia very well. It's a terrible place, and, you know, it's a, there's a, that guy's pit, I would have rather stayed in that guy's pit that at Airbnb with Vito Giswaldi again.

Oh, Jesus. That's why I live outside of Philadelphia. It's much better there, surprisingly. That Airbnb was nice, though. That was a nice place. Really? Yeah. Because the bed frame was made out of fucking cardboard dickhead.

and they made us leave at 9 a.m. on a Sunday morning. That sucks. What a great hair pee'd be. Well, I had to leave anyway because I'd catch my flight. And plus, we got the big bed. Yeah, this is... We got the nice bed, so I was fine. Yeah, all right.

All right. So what were people saying about the episode, Jess? Yeah, so it's tied four to four now? Is that what I'm to believe? Shit. Oh, well, well, was it? Brink Bandicoot sums it up. Hamsters' lives matter.

Hamsters' lives matter. His lives matter. What else? That would put it over the top for everybody? Okay. All right. Look, as a hamster owner in the past. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. Let's see. Oh, I like this one. Joe Callinger saying, let's cleave that dick. Let's cleave that dick. There's a lot here. Really enjoying the show. Let's see that dick.

Why is Carl such a piece of shit all the time? Great question. I mean, it's not one that we can answer, but it is a good question. Oh, God, there's so many here. Vinnie's creep is just poor mentally ill Dillard who gang rape the kid for Christ's sake. Yeah. And then here's one. Vinny was too long-winded with this one.

Way too many details. Agreed. Carl got in and got out. That's what I do. Didn't just press play and let someone else do it for a change. Only thing I'll say negative is 1860s. Come on, man. Who knows how much of that is true?

I'm still going for Carl for the win. It's all true. In 1860s, they had newspapers. It's not like it's ancient history. You're not wrong, but you're also weren't interesting or as good as mine. So, I mean, should we have a rule that has to happen after electricity to be on the show? Should that be a rule of? I don't know.

Some of the real, old-timey ones are fun, unless otherwise specified, I don't know. Okay. Okay. I'll think about that. That's actually an interesting proposal. It's just an idea. I don't know. All right.

Have we brought Genghis Khan as a creep yet? Have we brought any of these historically creepy people? I don't think so. No, I don't think we have. Could you imagine Vinnie bringing Genghis Khan? It'd probably be a five-hour presentation. It'd be like... Jesus.

Dan Carlin's hardcore industry. You'd be fucking playing 30 hours of clips from that. Yeah, let's not do that. And now let's look at these artifacts from the Mongol Hordes. Oh, jeez. This one's weird Oh what about Someone

I don't want to get this Come on meow Let's not let spinny Vinny win Take the game serious meow You don't show up on Patreon Because you've been flagged As adult content If my understanding is correct

I'm just confused Why they use meow instead of now Wow they wanted to get you to say meow I think Because now that you're reading these People are writing shit Just to get you to say stuff Be tough And even if they aren't there

They will now And a new game has been born Yes, it has Daylaw with two bucks To soothe Zumach Burns Oh, did Chadster take you To the broom closet this weekend I don't know

Okay I don't know, Chad has been He's in obscurity now He is off MLC The only thing that anyone watched him on So that's gonna be the end of him unfortunately Oh well It's like being banished to the negative zone

Yes Right now he's like General Zod in the original Star Wars just in a flat triangle plummeting through space talking to themselves? Yeah, Star Trek.

No, that was Superman, too. Oh, I thought it's Star Wars. Did I say Star Wars? Superman, too? You said Star Wars. Superman. Forgive me, everybody. We're both idiots.

I'm in a lot of... I mentioned I'm still recovering from this weekend. Have I mentioned that yet? Holy hell. I'm still in shock. So, Jess, any other comments from those folks? Our fine Reditors...

Just someone talking about Sarah Palin, and I think that I'm good. Oh, geez, I'm good. Okay. All right. They, like, added a video clip to it. I'm like, I'm not. Yeah, we're not playing the video clips.

We're not paying Jessica enough to watch your video clips, people. Just get in and get out with your comments. Yeah. No. But I'm very interested to see what you guys can make Jessica say. I am. Yeah. No.

Stop it. What is she going to say, Miao? All right. Now I feel better that Carl said it. good it's all good you've seen super troopers right I feel like I have

that's what that's from it's a funny movie it is a great movie all right Jess we will see you next week as always you can follow Jess where Jess day jamming

all one word Hey Jess it's um you used to work with Tony from Hack the movies how'd you think he did on the show I thought he did fine I thought it was great I thought he was really

he had a couple of really funny lines really pumped up the crowd I'll say that Yeah, he definitely, you know, we were all hoping he would just pass out on stage like he did at Road Rage L.A., but he actually did a good job, so. Way to go, Tony. Tony McDonough. And heard people in the audience like, you did it. Yeah.

I heard Vito and stayed at his house. He stayed with Tony? Yeah, Tony's house. Tony forgot his shirts. Oh, right. Yeah, well, that's Vito's fault. Yes. And by the way, I will say this, I am annoyed with Vito.

because we had the whole merch table all set up with all of our stuff that we're selling and it's all Jenny Jingles is an amazing job guys let me push everything over so I can write up with with mint and they just decided to take over the whole table with shitty undershirts that he's drawing KKK symbols on and selling those and everyone he's sold out of them everyone's buying their fucking Vito shirt with Sharpie drawings. I mean did you see what Mint was wearing I did that's what that's what that was a selling point right there. It didn't hurt. That's good point. Good point, Jess. All right. All right, Jess. I'll let you go. I'm glad you had fun.

Thank you so much for coming out to the show. Thank you for having me. Bye, Jess. Bye. All right, Carl. Very tall girl at Jessica. Jessica is a, I felt bad for her. Did you? During the show, I felt banned for her. Why is that? What happened? She said, she texted me, said, is there going to be food there? And I was like, yeah, of course.

Okay, here's another thing about this venue. Now, this venue is beautiful. It's a really nice place. And, I mean, there, you'll agree with me, many. I was told, quote, people were shocked when they found that we were allowed to play there. Yes. It's way too nice for a Dick show or WTP live show. And for some reason, doors were at 6.30. VIP Meat and Grie 530, G.A. Doors 630. Show at 8.

So I'm thinking, okay, why are we opening the doors an hour and a half before the show? People are going to have dinner. They can sit down orders of food. There's no food. There's no menus out anywhere. There's no servers? I'm like, what the, what's people supposed to do? They're supposed to drink for an hour and a half?

That's not good. It's not going to be helpful. That's not going to be good. You know what else really drove me nuts? But again, very nice place. Some of the nicest tech crew we've ever dealt with, I thought. Top-notch people. The crew was amazing.

Top-notch. Yeah, Jorgon and James and Josh. Super helpful. John. On top of everything. Not even joking. They were all. They did not open the fucking bar during the VIP meeting greet.

Oh, Dick was talking. talking about that too that was oh my god well i'm like so was the bar gonna be open the guy's like um and by the way this guy was great he was awesome but he's like uh yeah i don't know i don't know when he gets out here i'm like what what he mean you don't know when he gets here and then the bartender did show up and then opened the bar for the entire time during the meeting green so he's just back there like busy work guy it's like dude just pour a fucking drink everyone's here make some tips right and it's super awkward because you know dick's yelling uh it's the me carl fucking festival or whatever he's yelling.

It's the meat Carl dinner. Who wants to come to the meet Carl dinner? Yeah. So, anyway. I didn't want to go, but contractually obligated. You're contractually obligated to be at the Meet Carl Fest. Now, before we go any further, I'm going to let you guys know what we're going to do today. There is no category.

Today we are going to do an extended scum stream for you, just or an extended scum parade even for you. Extended like Vinnie's belly. We got a bunch of stories here today. many they could fit around my waist twice that's all shit metric shit ton but i want to say someone gave this to me uh before the live show at the VIP meet and greet who was it drugs no this is it was an envelope and it said to viny and carl consequence or studio decoration oh all right so the idea is that these sent gave us two stickers that we would have to put on our vehicles if we lose oh okay uh-oh or we put them in the studio and uh this one is an albert

fish sticker that says I like children they are tasty Albert Fish with his mugshot right there that's the man who ate a seven year old if you recall. Yeah yeah yeah and then there's this fun one. This one's great I would put that on my yeah I would actually put this one like our welcome to

Jodestown Population Zero phenomenal good stuff so we'll decide what we're going to do with those. Thank you for those who was that who gave those to you do you know I got to remember a guy I'll give him a shake short fin there are a lot of guys there who were very generous

and nice and gave us stuff and things I got a t-shirt and drugs and you know it's I love doing the live shows I got a couple of stickers and a whole lot of disrespect yes you did there was a really funny caption someone posted a photo

of me and mannie in the green room and someone wrote wow Vinnie really committed to black face on this one do you do know I didn't know what to expect for Manny's stand-up. He was great. He fucking killed it. Now, don't get me wrong.

As I'm watching this, I'm ready to sprint out because Manny kept knocking into my monitor. I was watching you had a panic attack. And that Vito does the same thing. And then Vito did the same thing. So then you were coming out. You're probably worried about your stand-off. And I'm like, Vittie, don't fucking knock over my money. You're like, I know, I know.

Carl, I followed Manny who was, I'm going to, put it to you this way manny's set yeah could not be done could not be done anywhere else at that what you saw that night was a one-off that was a one-off wow that was a lot of edwards for a for a live show wow but manny can do it what am i going to go tell him he's not allowed right hey hey manny if you can keep your set to just like i don't know 16 or 17 end bombs that'd be great we can just there is this thing that happens whenever you tell someone hey you want five minutes on a show to try out stand up and you give him a shot you could guarantee you it is not going to be five minutes that's very true it will never be five that is very true yes we but we got behind

schedule very i could not believe how good man he did and that veto comes out and people are yelling to veto and veto is threatening to fuck their children to death oh yeah he showed up the hecklers quick because there was a guy right in the front row who just kept ruining the punch lines and veto put him in his place that was well done by veto yeah i thought he had a good set yeah i thought all three you guys were good. We were expecting people to suck. It didn't. It was really fun. I was like, I had no idea what I was going to be following and like what the crowd was to be like. But it was a lot

of fun. It was great. You guys were great. Yay. Super chats. Escondido. Daylaw for $2. Vinnie. What part of SD did you live? I was in P.B. Escondido. Escondito is the answer to that question. Great question. Keep them coming. And

pony power two with $10 for Carl's EWalk Furry suit. Great live show. fucking dick. I was so pissed off because we're at the bar on Friday night, show Saturday night. We're at the bar on Friday night. My parents are there. My family is my brother.

My sister-in-law and my parents. And Dick just zooms right in, sits right down across to my mom. And just immediately with the, what's some embarrassing stories about Carl growing up that you can tell me? And my mom is like, oh, I don't know. You know, it's just a normal kid. You were not a normal kid. Well, no, she didn't say that for sure. Well, he couldn't do much because he was in the papoose.

But then, I think it was my sister-in-law. Could have been my brother. One of them brought up this teddy bear that I had as a child. It was a EWalk. It was a Wiccett. Yeah. The EWalk from Star Wars. Yeah.

And wow, did Dick's face light up when he heard that news. I was like, oh, boy. And I yelled at my mom. I was like, what did you do? What were you thinking? You know, it's so funny that now everybody's making the EWalk jokes about you, but maybe two years ago. What do you mean now everybody's doing that?

Do you remember the episode we did when we were talking about? I asked you what your first soda would be. You said an EWalk. Oh, yeah. And we actually created your EWOC persona. I forgot about that. Yeah. Your EWalk, did you forget your EWalk name, sir?

I did. It was Slurp Slurp Slurp. There are Photoshop's on our Instagram of Slurp, Slurp, Slurp the EWalk right now, folks. Can you believe this is our job? What an insane life I have. All right, Tevin, Devin, McKevin, the 7th for two bucks, for reading Coombe, Michael C2Bucks, Manny at the Laugh Factory, yes, it was very reminiscent of Kramer's set. That is for sure.

You know what, though? People were laughing harder. Yeah, that's true. People are actually enjoying Manny. A little different, a lot different, I'm sure. so let's do some of these stories and let's watch this video of me reading the goddamn cum book yeah all right you're ready for some scum stream kids yeah do you do you want me to play a drop or something like that do we how about i do this one

scum parade take me on a raid of these fucksharets that these creeps have made scum parade vini and carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum Parade Like stories of a kid Fucked by his mom or dad Soaking up the blood of a cat scum parade I love how we were just talking Star Wars to lead into this

Because it's perfect Yes A former Walt Disney World Hollywood Studios employee in Florida Was arrested after security guard Witnessed him recording An upskirt video of an 18-year-old female guest In the Star Wars themed retail store where he worked. Now, the 18-year-old woman

has a fiancé. Did you notice that? No. He said that her fiancé was with her? Yes. So who's the creep? So who is the creep in this one, Biddy? That's what I want to know. How old is this guy? What's this guy up to? I'm taking my fiance to Disney World for her birthday. She's 18. What are you doing? What year is this? 1952? Well, Jorge Diaz Vega 26 might just be the creep here. Yeah. He admitted to taking hundreds of videos of skirts and dresses of unsuspecting women in Walt Disney World for over the last six years Dylan from somewhere says don't upskirt were you shit yeah I think that's the

saying I think that is the saying now what's annoying about this article is that there's all these photos of Disney World yeah like here's a store at Disney World there's Star Wars Land but none of the photos are the upskirts at the sky tuck not a one that's all I was looking for me that's what I want to see here but no okay whatever for a second I thought there was one but it turned out it was just a picture goofy. Diaz Vega told deputies he had over 500 videos and this is the thing that I thought was

the dumbest quote I've ever heard from someone. He said he recorded them as a quote a guilty pleasure for his own sexual gratification since quote, it's hard to find them online. Can someone tell this guy about Google? Hard to find Upskirn photos out of a lot? Are you crazy?

So here's how he got busted. A security guard witnessed him taking the video of an 18 year old woman who was in the Star Wars themed Doc Ondar's den of antiquities with her fiance for Disney World's popular lightsabers. The cast member reported Diaz Vega and security officers later informed the young girl that someone had been caught taking a picture under her dress at the lightsaber shop. Hey, Benny, do you know that I've actually been to that shop pretty recently? I was there with Anthony Coomia. He dropped!

So what's up of the security guard being a busy body here and trying to, like, who's hurt in any of this? Well, my thing is that's going around getting some fun videos and photos and stuff. No one's getting hurt. Carl, he was doing it upskirt. He wasn't using the force. That's the problem. Yeah, like, once the force gets involved, then you bust them. No, you're not supposed to do this.

It reminds me of the guy who was working the door at World Cafe Live. So there were two guys working the door. Okay. One of them took their job very, very seriously and was not letting people in. Hannah, our review girl, bought a ticket, and I put her on the guest list, but she didn't have a VIP ticket, so they wouldn't let her in. I had to go over and talk to him. No, she's with us.

It's fine. She can come in. He was being a problem. And the other security guy there who was, I don't know, in his 70s, goes, oh, yeah, I would fire this guy if I could. He's a problem. Wow. Yeah, I know.

He's like, I shouldn't be telling you this, but this guy's a problem. He takes his job way too seriously. And I feel like the same thing with a security guard here in Disney. Well, I mean, I would say this. You don't know how old. I mean, this girl probably looked very, very young. And you probably would assume she was 18 because I'm assuming she was making out with like a 40-year-old dude. Yeah, right.

Walking around. Let's think about this. I'll buy you a lightsaber, honey. Do you want to dress up like Ray? Fucking pervert. She's pretty out. The Kissimmee Florida resident was booked into the Orange County Jail in charge with third-degree felony video voyeurism for recording the female guests without. their knowledge. So this guy sees this

happening. Who's the girl who plays Ray is like Daisy something? Yeah. She's pretty hot, right? Daisy R. Yeah, absolutely. You know what the problem is, though? Is it like scripts and those movies? Yeah, she's always crying. She's like the worst Jedi ever. She's just always like you know, pissing out her eyes. Luke Skywalker's the worst Jedi ever. What? What do you mean?

What do you think I mean? He saved the fucking day, dude. And if we're telling those movies is canon, he turned into a moodial little bitch who moved away and went, lived in a hut. That's, that's, uh, Ryan Johnson's fault. Yeah, Ryan Johnson, like, just ruin, like, so I could call. And also, he was whiny in a new hope. He was a whiny little fucking baby. Give me, I'm a hot solo guy all day.

Hold on a second. He blew up the death star, Benny. It's a pretty good fucking Jedi right there. It's pretty cool. Lucky shots. Well, all right, but. Lucky shots. All right.

Are you, I mean, you really are the, you really are a Luke guy. huh yes of course i'm a luke guy everyone likes luke no i don't be wrong hans solo also cool han was lando was fucking cool too you know which pussy lando was getting space pussy oh my god all of the space pussy you would fuck aliens and his dick would look like a lollipop it'd be all different colors for sure because he lived in the clouds do you know what a turn on that is you bring a girl home to a cloud city they're like holy shit you live here like oh i don't just live here i run this joint i'm the director wow and i have a cape i would wear silk capes and live in the clouds and he's probably

do an upskirt photos too because he he ran the play so he could get away with that he had that little little tiny guy assistant too did they well he was tall oh that's right he had the tall assistant yeah okay but either way whatever he wanted this is stupid welcome back to star horse talk this is stupid all right south carolina yes this is a fun one if uh when jenny tells you to leave Yes. Are you going to leave? Are you going to try to, like, cohabitate? Like, if you got divorced, would you ever want to cohabitate?

Here's what I'm thinking, Vinny. When Jenny says, get out of here, I'll probably leave, but I'll probably be a stalker. Like, I'll probably be a problem for years to come. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God, yeah. Who are these jingles? He's going to start immediately.

So I have an uncle, by the way, divorced. He made his ex. She had nowhere else to go. And he owned an RV. He, like, let her live in the RV. of the driveway oh that's weird he's like you live in the RV i don't fucking care you ain't coming to my house oh that's weird oh yeah huh that's a real thing that happened you know because we have a story coming up later about homeless women how ugly you have to be to be a homeless

woman because you'll always get a guy i'll just be like yeah i can just fucking crash my RV do you mean meth heads yeah oh yeah yeah you have to be really annoying oh yeah good point you have to be really annoying so like meth heads attractive meth heads women end up homeless, but they don't say attractive for long. Right. Right. Good point. Okay.

A South Carolina man who shares a home with his ex-wife allegedly cocked his gun Friday night to quote, ruin the mood after hearing her having sex with her boyfriend in the nearby bedroom. A lot of chicks are into that. I'm surprised. So this is a 24-year-old guy named Alan Riggs. In Myrtle Beach, by the way. What are the trashiest places in the country? Not a great place.

I used to think Myrtle Beach was the worst place as I've ever been, and now I've been to Philadelphia. Alan Riggs 24 started banging on the walls of their Myrtle Beach duplex in an effort to quiet down the couple shortly before 12.30 a.m. Riggs and the woman are ex-spouses. They've been living with each other for approximately two years. So she's bringing home dudes.

And fucking them loudly. Yeah. Listen, I don't know why he just stand outside the door and jerk off like a normal person would. I don't know why he has to get all upset about this. you're looking at me like I was trying to think of a good well I'm hung over and I'm trying to think of a good

cock the gun joke there and nothing came yeah nothing came there's a pun after the couple ignored rigs please the frustrated ex allegedly ran to his car to retrieve his firearm and just racked the gun outside the bedroom

he was like they kept fucking he's out there would you guys shut up and they're just being extra gratuitous with their love making so he just goes and gets a shotgun is like right outside the door and if that doesn't slow you down yeah I mean

you guys probably yelling and dropping fucking loads or whatever he was yelling and then he hears that gun and he's like oh shit she's just going you're so much better than Alan finally a real man yeah okay maybe she deserved it oh my god

you actually found my clitoris this is incredible not like my clumsy nosy gun owning ex-husband who lives in the Yeah, he thinks the G spot is his gun. It's not. So she gets, she exited the room. She was like, what is going on?

He rushes up to her with the gun still in his hand and told her that if she went back up there, she was going to die. Yeah, threatening to kill someone where you're holding a loaded gun, probably a bad move. Yeah. Riggs told cops he became upset when he heard his wife having sex, banged on the wall, try to get them to quit, and he turned to his gun only after that method failed. Hmm. Yeah.

Police confiscated a 9-millimeter pistol from Riggs, and he was booked into the county jail for felony domestic violence charges, even though he really, I mean, I guess menacing with a gun is... Yeah, violence is... I don't know. Yeah, it's not really violence, but... They could charge you with anything. Who knows if it sticks.

True. A $100,000 bond. Now, Carl, in a little bit of a longer story... Actually, I'm sorry. A Virginia man, let's talk about spurn lovers. Let's keep going there. Virginia man, who was arrested for attempting to break into his ex's home, was slapped with an emergency protection order,

returned to her house just two days later to get himself a little bit more of the action. Well, didn't he know there was a protection order? I thought that if we just make laws, it stops crime from happening. I mean, the guy must have known that he wasn't supposed to be there, right? He must have not been watching CNN that day. Yeah, I guess not. Yeah. See, this is more my speed.

I like this guy better. I wouldn't let my ex live with me but I definitely go fuck with her a lot Dude you ever That's so funny You ever date a girl at a crazy ex boyfriend In your experience Yes

Yeah I had a girl that I had broken up with That I used to email with because we were friendly And she was dating somebody who was crazy after me Oh okay And was like coming back at me because you were still communicating with it yeah okay and it was like very like just simple hey how's your family everything cool yeah yeah yeah like stuff like that and it was it was just like why are you

talking to her why i saw her emails why are you emailing with her yeah why you looking at her emails yeah i was in another state too at the time it was like it was weird i'll say this many maybe i'm in the minority i don't want to read any of the communication between my wife and anyone else she communicates with that that whole thing we're like looking at people's phones and emails shit like that's weird yeah that's a weird insecure thing and that's how dr steve's been able to hide in plain sight this whole time that's a good point yeah he was cucking me pretty good in chicago that's a whole other story um so one of my really good buddies was dating this girl for like six years whose ex and actually um the father of her son was a hell's angel oh this guy wanted

to murder my buddy and when a hell's angel wants to murder you you should be nervous about that that's a problem that right there is like i don't want to date that girl oh your ex is a house angel oh okay well it was nice talking to you bye lose my number who can you join at that point to even help you is there another motorcycle club you can't get into do you have to go like country club oh yeah you want to fuck with me while we're going to do nine holes this afternoon so come and find me fuck i joined sam's club you're going to be nothing for me um this story this guy is a bit of a problem let's jump back in this he allegedly he shows up at the house he allegedly demanded that she come outside so quote this is what they wrote of the article

he demanded that she could come outside so he could assault her when she refused he tried to break down the door with his fists but cops arrived before he could find a way in now carbo lived in a home off air and drive before her him and his ex had an argument the day before the break-in. He left the night only and to return with a vengeance the next day. Now, he also brought with him a sledgehammer. Yes. So, he some, I don't know if he brought it with him or if he found it somewhere over there

because it was his old house. He might have known where it was. He might have known where it was. Yeah, he had a pretty good inkling. Yeah. So this woman, he was bound and determined to assault her, but the police showed up. When they showed up, he was trying to break the door down with the sledgehammer. When that failed, he He got inside through the home through a window. Yes. This is like the shitty X Terminator, this guy. I would have started with the window, to be honest with you,

rather than smash the door down. You know, it's like, oh, this is way easier. But whatever, he got it. Once he got inside, he locked all the doors so his ex couldn't get out. All right, this woman's a fucking idiot. She's a fucking idiot. How does he lock the doors from inside? You can't get out that way.

The door's like, shit, it is? You can't. That's not how doors work. Yeah, I guess it is her fault, Carl. I guess it's all her fault. I agree. Thank you. She's like the woman who's locked in her car.

She's like, can you help me? I'm locked in my car. Like, me retarded. No, I can't help you. No, I can't. There's no amount of help. Really? I would have had to start a decades ago.

He was yelling. according to witnesses, he was there and over a young, I'm going to kill you and everyone else in there to her. So, yeah, he's under arrest. All right, that's good. Okay. Let's go to Kashibi Navali Medical College somewhere that I'm not sure where it is. Now, Narhi, I believe this is somewhere in Africa.

This is crazy, Carl. We have a baby thrower. Oh, I thought this was India. Is this India? Somebody buy me a map So here's what happened A 19-year-old unmarried girl gave birth to a baby

In the Navali Hospital bathroom Yes Yeah so she got to the right place Yeah wrong room She right building wrong room Yes She's the fucking idiot Oh, man.

So she had what we call in the biz a toilet baby. Yes. I learned that from Righteous Gemstones. Shit this baby right into the toilet. And instead of flushing, she decided to just throw the baby out the window. That was the note that I had, too. It's like, you could have gotten away with this. You realized that.

Then you threw the baby out the window. Everyone's going to be like, hey, where this dead baby come from? I guess up there. I always feel bad. when people do stuff like that, especially in, like, public places. Because you know there's, like, some unintended, unintended witnesses that are just walking out of the street that, I was splat. Well, you would, you probably would think it was, like, a doll.

I mean, a brand new baby, very tiny. You would just think, like, oh, it must be a doll or something. And then, you know, there's a whole umpulogor cord that goes all the way up to the window. And then the baby just shoots back up in the air, and then comes back down a little bit of a flight, and shoots back up. Fucking punchy jumper. The world's youngest bungee jumper Didn't go well

Wait until you're 18 kids Before you start bungee jumping I'm just picturing all the Chandlers out there There's fucking smoke breaks To stay there I'm not cleaning this up right now This ain't my problem

Oh God Oh God Is there a show that lasts more About dead babies than the creepop I don't think there is Is there I mean I think we're number one Is there anything

funnier than these stories sometimes. I mean, yeah. There's a lot of things funnier. The accuses currently undergoing treatment at the hospital and police are investigating the case. I mean, I don't know what the defense is here. I mean, even if you thought it was a turn, when was the last time you threw you turned out the window? That's a good point.

Yep, that's a very good point. Also, it says in the article she was pregnant after having a physical relationship. Did you see that? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't assume she was the Virgin Mary. That doesn't happen very often. So, yeah, no, I know. I know how pregnancy works Thank you

I think that part of the article When they describe it creatively like that It's probably because they're trying to hide something This is like her brother's kid Oh interesting It could be something like that It could be like fucked up product of rape situation Where the baby was born and

She just didn't want it So because I think this happened in India Conceived in trauma I wanted to thank my friend Raj You came to the show Where did that? It's right behind you on the thing I'm stupid

Um, Raj made these for me and one for Dick. It is, uh, like Arbor. Hey, Dickhead, you know you're on the creep off. I know, but it says WATP. And it looks like the Coors logo. Oh. And I just wanted to thank her for making that and coming all the way. Good.

I think she, I think she lives in England. This is the, the second WATP plug on the creep off. How many creep off plugs should I expect out who are these socials this week? Dude, who are these socials? Thursdays at six. Yeah, get them all. out on the who are these podcasts YouTube channel also in its own

RSS feed wherever you get podcasts my new show the scum off will be on the Shulie network I got a text from Shulay by the way I'll save that for another day I'll save that conversation for another day I predicted I would you uh you called your shot there pal I called it oh my god

a federal judge in Virginia Carl this story did this blow your fucking mind well yes because it's on the it's in the daily mail Yeah. It's the longest article I've ever read in my life. Yep. And I think that whoever was reporting on this was enjoying it a little bit too much.

Agreed. You know what I mean? Like this thing just went on and out and out and out. I'm like, is this guy getting his rocks off or something from this? So here's what we're going to do. I'm going to try to hit the high points on this. A federal judge, right, is fighting for full custody of his two young daughters after his high society, ex-wife was arrested at a hotel where she allegedly planned a sexually assault an eight-year-old girl.

Correct. Eleanor Hunt and Hope. She's 45 years old. She's a member of one of Virginia's most prominent families was snared in an FBI sting last month after message she had an undercover agent explicit and sickening details about what she wanted to do to the child. Not good.

The mother of two has been charged with child porn and child sex abuse offenses is also accused of sending the agent a 30-second video and three still images of young minor girls being horrifically. sexually abused by men. That's not something you want to send to the FBI. Not a great move. Plus, they probably already seen it. You know,

guys like, listen, I've seen that. Ods are. They're the ones who originally disseminated it, too. All right. There goes our YouTube channel. There we go. Her arrest has stunned communities in Charlottesville where she lives. Now, this woman grew,

their family's richest shit. Their families are lawyers. They're a powerhouse, a bunch of people. Yeah. They helped found the city's biggest law firm known as the Hunt and Andrews and Kirt. She had previously worked in child advocacy and support organizations. It was a volunteer at her Episcopal church. Of course. Now, they had been separated. They had joint physical custody of the kids. Yeah. It was a messy divorce. Yep. So, because she was like sleeping with all

these dudes and bringing dudes home. She was bringing dudes to their house while they were married while the kids were home. Well, so that was the weird part about this story. Because like, what is she supposed to do. Like that's, if you weren't separated, this is what cost to separate. She wasn't fucking them in front of the children. They're, they act like, oh, it's so terrible. The kids were home. You're right. These are adult people. She wasn't interested in them. True.

All right, good point. Yeah, she's a fucking weird. Oh man. Honestly, this woman sounds like the horniest woman alive, which sounds like it would be a good thing. But it is not a good thing in this case. This woman is horny. She was fucking around all over town. Basically is the story. Now, she gets online now. She's 45.

years old and this is this is boomer rich boomer think they can do anything online right she goes into a fetish website where users discuss and trade images

of child sex abuse Carl put the URL up on the screen I'm just kidding according to the criminal complaint filed to the U.S. District Court she allegedly used the screen name

Tito Tori and started an email chat with another user and I if I see someone named Tito Tori start popping up in the chats I'm going to laugh my ass off Could someone please get Jess to say Tito Tori? Yes.

Let's put that in the secret word. That'll be in the thread this week. Okay. Although we don't have a vote thread this week. So we'll just have to have an episode thread, I guess. We'll come up with something to vote on. Yeah. Oh, there you go.

Okay. Who was more hungover on the creep off? We're up. My car's all fucked up, isn't it? Oh, yeah, maybe Jenny Jingles is the creep this week. Vote for Carl if you think Jenny is the creep. Vote for Vinny if you think. If you think Vinny should get the house.

Damn it. I think he just trumped me with that one. Who was an undercover FBI? So she goes on there and starts talking to with another user, FBI informant. She's a D.C. field officer. And according to the filing, Hope told the agent, she was the mother of a child and wanted to chat about, quote, taboo parenting. That's not parenting. I don't want to talk about taboos.

That's not parenting. You know what I hate the word taboo. Why is that? because it generally like they try to it implies shit that we shouldn't really be doing but it's a cute word right like Lorenzo Arielo

talking about sucking out his cousin's toes like that's taboo it's a little taboo like no that's gross can we use the word hate us hateous is a good word can we use heinous parenting I want to like to discuss

heinous parenting by the way I just want to get this out of the way because dayla's been up here for a two bucks Chad destroyed his computer with a water bottle is that true Is that, did that really happen? Because that's hilarious if that's true. Did he freak out?

I know he was like really drunk on Friday when he was stream sniping MLC, but I haven't seen it. What a stupid idiot. He really is. Stupid idiot. I mean, Kevin has used the word idiot so many times, but it's appropriate every time. Okay. Sorry, keep going. So she tells the agent, she's a single mother, taboo parenting.

The undercover officer responded, he was the father of a young girl. Yes. At which point, Hope directed the agent to a social media app that encrypts messages. I'm guessing probably telegram or one of those fucking things. There she used the name, Tori for Fun. And in a series of messages starting February 23rd, she revealed she lived in Charlottesville. They asked the agent to verify that she was safe, quote, by sending an image of herself holding up her thumb near her breast. Okay.

The photo shows her lifting up her shirt, exposing her bare breasts with her face, partially visible. So I thought you weren't going to do every detail of this story, Vinny. I just want to point out a stupid idiot. She is a fucking idiot. Well, that's my point. She was talking to an agent about fucking a child.

Is this you? And you're saying you want to fuck a child? Could you send us a picture of yourself so we know it's real? Yeah. Why would you want to verify them and let them know it's real, you idiot? Yeah, pretty stupid. So they ended up arresting her at a hotel. Yes.

Where did it? Where she thought this was all going to go down. yes and I lost my spot what did I do I don't know it's a really long article though like I said it's it's almost too much yeah either way this lady wanted to fuck an 8 year old girl she thought she was gonna fucking 8 year old girl in a hotel yeah and she wanted the dad to fuck the 8 year old girl because she was really into like adults having sex with young girls which is one of the weirdest like so she got she got fucking raped I bet yeah that's what I'm thinking like something bad happened to her because that's a weird thing to want

that's a very weird thing I know we talk about pedophiles a lot on here but women wanting to rape like eight year old there's something about even I think that's gross there's something about privilege yeah yeah yeah

there's something about privilege that does fucking twist some wires in people agreed and makes him kind of evil yeah there was that Murdoch case like that dude the loving father whose family was murdered yeah no I mean he yeah he killed his son

son and his wife. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And probably the housekeeper, too. I forget that part. Yeah. But anyway. Yeah, people, they're like super rich and they're like, well, I just get away with whatever I want. Well, to a point. To a point, O.J. Yeah. It turns out that it turns out it's way harder to sex traffic children than you think at it. Yeah, it is. And the FBI is all over it. Yeah. Like, that's the fun for them.

But I got to think that this FBI agent was like, she's not on the list to get a kid. You don't have way too much fun. I'm kidding FBI, I'm kidding. So this will be the world's easiest custody case. I love that, like, the headline of this article is her axe is seeking custody of the children. It's like, yeah, well, no shit. She's facing life in prison. They're going to try to give her life, which is crazy, too.

That no one gets life for, you know, she didn't even. There's no way she's going to get life. No, she's got enough money. She just wanted to. Yeah. And like Dick was saying. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Enticement of a minor is a crime.

And also part of the things in this. She did, she was giving the father some real fucked up advice on how to get the daughter there. That was quite terrifying. That was the part I was looking for right there. She was telling the kid that I couldn't find. She was saying to the dad, we'll tell her that she's going to go and have a fun trip. To be a real fun trip. And get her really excited.

Yeah. Yeah. And then she said, and then put her to sleep, put her to bed. And then we'll go in and rape her as she's waking up because that's the best time to rape children when they're first groggy in the morning. I was like, holy shit, she's really thought this one out. Wow. I mean, a lot of people just give kids whiskey, but she's just like, no, you know, let her have a nice, uh, nice to rest.

Listen, lady, lady, if we're going to fuck kids, we're doing it on my schedule. All right. So that's the rules. That's the rules, tuts. Through the FBI agent, uh, lost the threat a little bit. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, I guess I'm, uh, I'm rooting for the father to get custody, but who knows what the courts these days.

Jesus. That's insane. You want to go to Mississippi? Yes, please. Carl, you ever have a bad roommate? Yes, I had a terrible roommate. This guy, Jesse, I didn't know who he was. My roommate moved to New York to be with his girlfriend,

and I needed to get someone to move in with me for three months. So it was like over a summer. Okay. And this kid I didn't know. Okay. I don't know how he found me, but he moved in. And he used to eat pickles out of the jar and just drop pickle juice everywhere all over the coffee table and four

and not clean it up. And I was just like, this is like such antisocial behavior, dude. You're just dropping pickle juice all over the fucking place. I'd rather room with like Hitler. Yeah. Or Kathy Griffin than anybody who drips pickles, pickle juice over the house is a fucking non-starter. By the way, I wear my pickle carl shirt that I just got from my sister-in-law,

Chrissy. There's like literally the two things I hate most in this world are on your shirt. Carl and pickles. It's incredible. I get it. I get it. Yeah. So anyway, that room.

So how about you, Betty? You ever have a shitty roommate? Not as bad as this 31-year-old in Mississippi, Garrow. He's facing multiple felonies for allegedly setting several people, including himself on fire. Wow. Now, Marcos Uriel, Lara Perez, have been charged with two counts of capital murder and three counts of aggravated assault. According to the press release from the Byron Police Department, officers in fire department personnel responded to a call about a structure fired at 7 p.m. Easter Sunday. at a home

when firefighters were extinguishing the flames they discovered the body of 77-year-old Philberto Torres and authorities quickly located several individuals outside of the home who were suffering severe burns and were hospitalized. Now, Jose Thomas Sigora Juarez, 45, that's right, Tom Sigora did this,

was flown by a helicopter to a trauma center for specialized treatment and he died two days later. Okay, he was a victim, my dad. He was a victim. No, Vinnie, we're three years into the creeper. and we've been reading these horrific stories every week multiple times a week now. Does this ever change how you feel about people in general?

I never liked people to begin with. Yeah, okay. That's why I can do the show. Good point, yeah. I assume most people are capable of some pretty fucking heinous shit. You hate Philadelphia, but I think Philadelphia hates you. Why do you think that? I was invited back.

All right, fair enough. That's sign in the airport. The Philly fanatic on the airport. Me and Gritty are going to go fucking start some shit. Dude, I will say that's the best thing about Philadelphia. 100%. Gritty is the greatest hell monster. I love that that got greenlit somehow.

You would think. You know what? I don't have a hockey team. I've told you this. I might go flyers now just for Gritty. Come on, man. Just for Gritty. Would that bother you? Yes, I hate the Flyers.

As a Sabers fan, oh shit, look at how happy he is. Look at how happy he does. God, God damn it. I've been a Flyers fan. God, damn. What were they, the bullies of Broad Street back in the day? Ron Hextall back in the day. One of my favorites.

I think he was the first only-dever-scorer goal in the NHL. Yes, I'm very well aware of that as a lifelong Philadelphia Flyers fan. You're the worst. The worst. All of the jacket by next Monday. I know you will. Fucking gritty with those fucking crazy eyes. The fucking eyes flipped.

That's the greatest mascot I've ever seen. It's the greatest thing. He's disturbing. Like, he would scare children. That's what you think. When you think something's under your bed, that's what you're thinking of in your head when you're a child. It's amazing that they actually went through with that. Yeah.

So let's talk about this monster real quick. Okay. In the investigation, they discovered that a man named, we said the 31-year-old man, threw a bucket of gasoline on all the victims in the kitchen area of the residence, then ignited the fire using a bick lighter. So I'm going to say something, and you might not agree with me, but dying in a house fire actually seems like it wouldn't be too bad because usually when people die, you pass out and then you die from breathing and smoke and you just suffocate. Yeah. That's usually how, because the option is sucked up.

But when someone pours gasoline on you and then lights you on fire, that's a horrific way to die. That might be, if I had to put together a top five list, that one's making it. And now with our top five worst ways to die, it's Carol, it's Carol. The cops even said this is honestly horrifying and the worst traumatic event that they had ever seen aside from one particular car wreck. That's what one of the cops said. Yeah, I know. The police chief had to explain this was a horrific scene. No shit, Sherlock, no shit.

Some of people were burned alive. Yeah, it's going to be pretty fucking awful. We get it. Ace presents five bucks. I believe that's meant. Thank you, Mint, and thank you for everything you do and did for us this past weekend in Philadelphia. It was great to see. Love to you both.

Now, this guy allegedly started the fire after he and the victims who all lived at the home got into an argument that escalated. What the argument was about has not been revealed? But this guy is also... What is that matter? Is there an argument that you'd be like, oh, okay, now I get it. The guy sent all of his roommates on fire, including himself. You're like, yeah, but what were they arguing about? I don't care.

That Tom Segura guy. I don't know what would justify that. I can't bring you this woman who wouldn't shut up over. What does you think? Brendan Schaub is funny or something? Like, what's the argument that would justify? What was Josh Potter over again? Just burn the whole fucking place down.

Josh Potter. Who? Your buddy. Okay. All right. Let's move out to this one. Let's go to Indianapolis, Scaro. Yes.

A man who dressed as a service worker to trick older women in answering their doors before sexually assaulting them has been sentenced to more than 156 years. in prison. Good. I like it. Darrell Goodblow pled guilty to eight felony rape charges in March in connection with the assaults on eight women from August 2020 to September 2021. Carl, his victims, ages range from 58 to 78 years old. Yes, these were all old women that he was finding out a way to trick them into letting them

into their homes and then he would rape them. This is crazy. This is brutal and it gets worse. that he goes after the pussy that he shouldn't have to steal. That was kind of my thought too, but I don't want to be an ageist and I don't want to judge. Oh, we know you're not an agist. Yeah, that's true. You're what they call a fetishist.

Stop it. He also pled guilty to a felony count of killing a domestic animal. Authority said he killed a small dog belonging to three sisters, age 67, 73, and 74 that he all tied up and raped in the same house at once. Is he trying to be the evilest guy? Like literally, Vinnie, if we had a debate Who's worse between Daryl and Hitler? There'd be a debate. We'd have an argument for it.

Everybody knows the answer is that guy who lived with you There was a trippin pickle shit all over the place. That is the most evil person. Jesse, shocked. Jesse, you piece of shit. So he said it's a 156 and a half years. Because this guy's been brought up before on the show. I mean, it's a deep pole.

But Gavin from Buffalo was my roommate who stuck me with Jesse for three months. And I'm still mad at him about that. That was Gavin. That was Gavin from Buffalo who did that to me. He was my roommate. Hmm. Fucking guy. Anyway, sorry, move on.

Either way, police say Goodlow acted as a utility or service worker. He knocked on the victim's doors, tell them he needed to perform work in their homes or their backyard. Then he'd force his way inside. On multiple occasions, he blindfolded his victims as he sexually assaulted them. He just hide their glasses. They're all. I don't know. All the crimes took place on the east side of Indianapolis and in the city of Lawrence.

Yeah, what a creep. All right. Last story before we talk about what a creep I am. All right. Kent, Washington, Carl. Oof. A man was charged on Friday for stalking homeless women, asking them for sex, and then shooting them multiple times. Yeah, that's the crazy part about this, is how bad this guy is it killing people with a gun. You would think it would be easy.

A homeless woman, you'd think, yeah, I could probably take it a homeless woman with a gun. You know, deer is tough. They get frightened easily. They run fast. But a homeless woman? I don't know. I like my odds on that one. This fucking guy.

You know, not the most dangerous game. No. Not even close. Now, on Friday, detectives with the Kent State Police Department arrested a 36-year-old James David Joseph at the airport while he was waiting to pick up his friends. He's now charged with two counts of first-degree attempted murder. According to the court documents, Elgarian allegedly shot two homeless women multiple times on the night of April 14,

2022. Investigators said he lured both victims into darkened areas, allegedly tried to have sex to them, even though there was no indication they were sex workers, and tried shooting them to death. Tried. Detectives say there was a delay in the investigation because they were unable to analyze Algerian cell phone records. Once investigators obtained new software that would allow them to unlock his phone, they discovered a trove of evidence such as GPS tracking, text messages and internet searches. You know who the biggest stool pigeon in the fucking world is? The phone in your pocket.

It's true. It knows what you're up to. It sure does. These two attempted murders happened within 36 minutes of each other. Yes. The first shooting, April 14th, started at 11.1 p.m. Officers responded to James St. Park. After someone called 911 saying they heard gunshots, they saw a red car leave the area.

When they arrived, they found the victim laying on the ground with the gun. Unshot wound in her chest and back. Sounds deadly. Shot her once in the front, once in the back. Yeah. She was immediately treated, taken to the hospital. Witnesses told police they heard a loud pop. Described what was going on.

Red light. Red car drove away. Man inside the car had tinted windows, dark rims, and decals. She survived. Was later interviewed by the cops. She told police she remembered being picked up by the suspect near 7-Eleven. Okay. She said he had a handgun holstered on his right hip.

At one point, the suspect revealed his genitalia. to her and asked her for sex. She told me she became disgusted and turned him down. So he's ugly, too. So if you give it up, then the guy will eventually become a stalker and try to kill you in your home. And then if you don't give it up, they'll try to kill you right there. I'm sorry, Dick, I'm signing on women for some reason here.

It just seems like it's a no-win scenario. Well, here's how she could have outsmarted him. She couldn't have been shot in her home because she didn't have one. That's a good point. That's right. How do you stock a homeless person? Not that easy, is it? Which bridge is she under today?

There's no way to know. You need one of those Apple tags. If you're going to stock a homeless woman. So after the cops looked through his phone, the GPS track, he had driven home to home very close by. They say they assume he went to equip himself with another fucking AR-15.

Yeah, you got an AR-15, yeah. To hunt more homeless women. Yep. The second shooting at 1137, 7 p.m. officers respond to the shooting at the corner of Railroad Street. Someone called 911 saying they found a woman who was laying in the road with multiple gunshots. When they showed up, the victim with at least one gunshot wound to the back of her head, two gunshot wounds in her buttocks and leg. You can't kill these people.

He didn't know what end to shoot. Well, think about it. Remember that? You can't kill these people? You can't kill these fucking homeless people. Remember that South Park episode where they're like zombies? changed. Yes. This is like...

Yeah, I was in Philadelphia this weekend. Yes, exactly. These are like fucking zombies. You can't kill them. They just keep coming back. Like, God damn, and I shot her in the head. What else can I do? Authorities say they tried interviewing her in June 2020 after she had time to recover from her traumatic injuries, but she could not recall any important detail.

So, way to go, honey. Now, surveillance videos show the victim approaches cars, stick her head inside and quickly walk away. That's the prosecutor said, Algarian allegedly fired two shots from his AR-15, both missing her. Got. He then adjusts his aim, the fired additional shots with one hitting her in the leg in the head.

At she falls to the ground, the car stops near her lifeless body. Investigators believe this was Algarian attempting to ensure she was dead. Not a good job, dude. No. Detectives were able to obtain high-resolution photos of the car and discovered custom lettering on the side walls of four tires. The writing appeared to have the words, My Token. One decal in the car's window read N7, which is associated with Mass Effect, and the other on the rear window was a white Mandalorian sticker.

Oh, he's a mandolarian fan. No wonder he's pissed off. I wish I had that. I wish I had that little stinger. Now, according to court documents, detectives obtained by judicial authority, his real-time location data on his phone. went through his text messages, and there was a conversation the night of the murders. Dude, if you're ever going to kill homeless people, don't text me. I don't want to be dragged into this, all right?

The conversation starts with a news article reading. Arizona man arrested after 183 frozen animals allegedly found in a freezer, some believed to have been frozen alive. I remember that article. I also had that in my phone. Of course you did. That's all I was thinking about, too, is like, Vinnie's chair's shit like this with me all the time. This is not good. According to the court document, the conversation reads is this.

If you need target practice, Elgarin wrote back, time for murder. Person wrote back, I know nothing. Algaran wrote back, good. A person says, I'm going to bed. Just give me a heads up when you're coming over in the morning. Algarin, when it's early, I'll aim to be ready by 6.6.30 a.m. Algarin, all right. Algarin, watch my dogs if I don't come back.

Algarin, just kick the door down, question mark. Algarin, you know nothing. Algarin, less homeless people. now I know something I know something shouldn't have said that part how about just see it tomorrow morning yeah

let's just keep me in the dark on this one huh yep they showed up at his workplace seized his phone in his car the evidence from the phone was not obtained until after police received the new software

they keep bringing this up that they have this new software that could get past password protected phones I know it's annoying I don't like that software I'm not a fan of that software he's being held on two separate counts of attempted

and murder in the first degree with bail set at $1.5 million. Both women survived the attacks, as we said, but the victim who was shot in the head has life-changing injuries. Good! Well, permanently affect her life. Her wife should change. She's homeless. She's in the system now. At least she's got a fucking roof. Yeah, exactly. All right. Life-changing

is good for her. Hey, I saw an article as we were, you know, you sent me these links tonight. Yeah, laid on me. And there was another one that said, you might know about this. But a teacher accused of having threesome with student post-gleeful picked to Instagram after avoiding jail time. And the reason why I picked up on this article is because this Shelley de Frenzny, 32 years old, had sex with a 16-year-old boy and

Rachel Ruspice, 24, who's also a teacher at that school. This kid had a threesome with two teachers at his school, a 16-year-old kid after football practice. Holy shit! What a fucking make a movie about... Well, I think I have seen a movie. No, I think about it. I think I've seen this.

Yeah, it wasn't teachers, though. Is this stepmothers? Yeah. I don't know how that happened. Holy shit. Wow, what a... That is something else. Oh, they're not bad either.

Look at those two. No, they're cute. Of course. They're always cute. Oh, my God. I would have a threesome with them if I was 16 years old or... Agreed. Or 45 or whatever.

All right. That's all I have. You're a pervert, Carl. I have more, Carl. Do you have those videos ready to go? I do. Okay. Okay.

So introduce this? Well, let's talk about it before we do it. All right, so Vinnie brought with him to Philadelphia, his semenology book. The book I have right here with me. I brought it with me today. Now, this is a book that teaches you how to make cocktails with male ejaculate. Now, this man who wrote this, Paul Foodie Fultenhower. Is a creep.

Yes, he's won the creep off. I won the creep off bringing this. man, just for his art here. I believe it was creepiest chef because he also has a book for cooking with cum as well. So it went on to the wheel of consequences that I had to buy this book and be seen reading in public. Yes. Well, last night on my way back to Rochester, I brought this book with me, and I'm going to be honest with you guys. I did not want to be seen reading this in public.

Yeah, no shit. This was one of... I'm going to be honest with you guys. I don't want to read a book about drinking cum in front of other people. Yeah, don't get it. I've done a lot of silly stupid. stupid things for this show, and I've laughed it off, and I've had a good time. This one really made me nervous, and I didn't want to do it in a city like Philadelphia

that has a reputation. I'm getting you punched in the face. Sure. And I was thinking, there's, where can I do this? Where can I do this? And I was like, you know what? Where are people just sitting, reading books innocuously? The airport. Yeah. So luckily, our pal tab was flying out around the same time I was last night. Oh, so you and you and Mad Cucks were hanging out the airport? Me and Mad Cucks were chown at the airport and he decided to help me out and I sat in this chair that you could see on the screen with the book

pointed at people walking in my direction. Can I do you know the video? Well, I'm going to set this up because this video is only like these are a couple of clips there's a lot of footage of nothing but there was two women who definitely reacted to this

and I wanted to make sure everybody saw the good stuff. Okay. So here's the thing. It's a little quiet because Mad Cucks is filming this on his cell phone, but you will hear the woman say at the end, you have to listen for it. Jesus, did you see that?

That's exactly what you wanted to have that, man. Did you see that? Jesus, but she said it very quietly and they're talking over the thing. You've got to listen for it. Hit it. That guy in the blue hat sees it. He's looking at me. Orange shirt. Did you hear? Yep. I sure did.

Jesus. nice so that woman definitely saw it what if you had gotten kicked out of the air bar how fucking funny would that have been you'd missed your flight that was the last place i wanted to do it to because i knew that was the possibility right i mean that's the last thing you want to do to get kicked out of an airport and i can show you the video pilots stewardesses are walking past me while this is happening now i ended this a little earlier than i wanted to because i was shamed so fucking hard by this old black lady oh carl interesting she looked at through me, through my soul

and made me feel so bad about what I was doing with a glance. Now, the second... You know, you're not supposed to judge. Everyone can do whatever. Then you read one little book about drinking common cocktails. Everyone gets all upset. Carl, she looked at me

like, what boy needs Jesus, is what it was. And I physically... She's right. If you watch the video, I physically react to her when just watch it go ahead this is the airport too yeah

she's uh wearing a light blue shirt she's coming up in just a second there she is she sees that shit and I just slugged over and the media was like oh no watch it again.

I do not know how to define it. That woman physically made me so upset with myself. Well, she made you as embarrassed as you should be every day. Is this what shame is? Yes. Is this what shame? That's it right there. You just saw it.

Okay. The third clip is me responding to that immediately because Tab came over laughing his ass off because he saw it. Okay. Go ahead. This is me responding. Look, you're disgusting I've never

I've never seen it. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is so bad. I came to that last thing. It's the most disgusting thing I've never seen of my life. I opened it out. And they all were like,

oh, they have the funniest ones. That was my God's sequence. That was my God's sequence. There it is. I thought you're going to go to like the Starris from Rocky and the Liberty Bell. and a gay bar. I had asked for people's help

and getting around the city to do that. Yes. And nobody involved with the show seemed interested in hanging out or being around me. Yeah, that story checks out. So I just had to kind of figure. You went to the baseball game yesterday?

I did, but I was that. I know it was a friend, and I didn't want to bring this into my friend's world. That would have been a wrong to see it. What do you mean? He has to suffer the consequences just like everyone else does.

I did get, I did go to the baseball game, and I was reprimanded heavily. Oh, what happened? Oh, I got. I had a spoken to it. I do not know the story. All right. Okay.

So I'm just going to put you this way, guys. I was riding pretty loaded all day yesterday. Okay. All day long. I was a fucking wreck. Yeah, yeah. Not going to get into what was happening, but I was a wreck. And I get to the game.

Were there many treats going on by any chance? Yep. Yep. Okay. People might know what that means. So I'm at the baseball game and he's talking. I haven't seen my friend John in 10 years. This was a ride or die buddy.

And we're catching up on so much shit. Cool. And I started telling him a story about a cancer kid and a professional wrestler who did something very bad to the cancer kid that I witnessed. I've told you that story. And I'm not going to tell you who it is because it'll be a big problem if I start spilling the beans on this one. And I'm telling him the story. And I would know the name, that's for sure. Oh, you would.

And I'm sitting there telling John the story. And apparently I was using too colorful language. I was saying, and this fucking kid is fucking dying right in front of me. He's melted his fucking face. I sounded like Kevin Brennan. Are you sitting at the baseball game? I am standing. Like, we just bought standing tickets to wander around.

Okay. So we were standing at like a bar thing that was facing the field that you could just lean up. So there's people all around you watching the game. All around me. There is a security guard to the left of me and apparently a whole lot of kids right in the row. You know what this reminds me of? Sebastian Bach, Skid Row Singer. ran into, like, Gary Delabate at, like, a Mets game.

Okay. And Gary told the story on the Howard Stern show. But Sebastian Bach's a loud dude. He's the lead singer. He's a vocalist. And he's like, what the fuck? Gary? What the fuck's going on, bro?

He's, like, just screaming. And there's, like, children everywhere. And Gary's like, oh, God, what are you doing? That's what this sounds like you down here. John and I were looking at each other, and I'm telling him the story. And I'm like, and then this fucking guy, and, I mean, there was a lot of swearing. Yeah. And I'm tapped on the shoulder and I turned around and the security guard is right there and he's this old guy and he goes, sir, there are a lot of reasons why you need to stop what you're doing right now.

I love this security guy. There's a lot of reasons. What are you open with? Don't need to his bedmo. Did you get his bedmo by a chance? I love this guy. And I looked at him and I processed what was happening and I looked forward and there was a man, this fucking pussy bitch, standing there doing earmuffs over his. kid's ears in front of me

that's hilarious how bad did you feel and a fucking Philadelphia sporting event I'm the problem I actually I actually feel bad for you that is so embarrassed dude John was like

and he looked and he said the kids they were there was a bunch of them in a row but the one dad had the earmuffs over his kids head imagine if like that that's like that kid's hero that you were talking about that pro wrestler and the kids hearing the story, he's just like, oh, is this true, dad?

Well, he's one of mine. Yeah, don't listen to the crazy man screaming at his friend. Oh, my God. Wow. That happened. I got lectured, so I was dressed down with a black woman's eyes. She sure showed me. I felt very bad.

Oh, also, we should mention that Nick Rekeda took your spot on one of the shows that we did on Saturday night, and you were done too happy about that. Vin, you had a bad weekend, I feel like. Thanks for the help with that, by the way. Dude, I'm running a show. I don't know what's going on. What are you going to do? You're the one who made the schedule.

I know. And I sent it to everyone. And you didn't go, Nick, what are you still doing out here? Listen, man. We're all adults, you know? You know, I talked to him. And I was very nice. Uh-huh.

But I was very angry for a little while. Yeah, because you had to listen to a fat-lift podcast, which is annoying to begin with. And, uh, I was supposed to be on. I was supposed to be on the TDS WATP crossover. I did all my homework. Which makes sense because Bini has been on a crossover show before. So I thought that would make sense. You know, Sean, the audio engineer isn't there.

We'll get Bini on. So the schedule was the creep-off, biggest problem crossover, the TDS, W-A-T-P crossover, and then whatever the close was going to be. Those are the only three parts of the actual show I was supposed to be on. I did stand-up at the beginning. I come out and do the creep-off thing, and I was sitting in producer Chris's seat, where his computer and everything was Nick was sitting next to me

so the segment ends and I'm sitting there and waiting for Nick and I'm like I tap him on the show and I'm like I just kind of was like hey he's like what? And I go I believe I said he says

he heard me say are you supposed to be on this right now but I think I said I don't think you're supposed to be out here right now either way that the message is getting across and I would assume that the lawyer probably has better memory than I do of what he thinks I heard.

So whatever. But that did not process with Nick, and he just turned around and looked at the other way. Yeah. And just kept going with the thing. Yeah. And Chris was standing behind me. God bless him with his great hair and puppy dog eyes. Yep.

He's just like, what about for me, man? He's just like, Vin, you're in my seat, man. Like, I got to be for the segment. He's got his drops. And I literally was fucking cucked off of the fucking show. I got fucking cucked off the show. By the way, I didn't know any of this was going on because I'm running our theme song

and ready to, you know, I got my stuff that I'm doing. So after the show but he goes up to me and it was not too thrilled about that. What did I say? What were my words? I don't want to say. I don't want to say. I don't want to say. I like Nick. I like taking out with Nick. I don't get to see him. I'm fine. Nick and I are fine. I understand miscommunications happened, but I said

fucking Nick took my fucking chair. And you words were, yeah, what happened? Yeah, well, listen, man, I just got done with a three-hour show. By the way, the other thing that Dick was talking about? What's that? The only thing that Dick was talking about with Sean last night on The Dick Show is the show's too long. And I

felt that too, and that's on me, because I'm the one who put together the whole rundown and put together the whole order of everything. I had an entire Patrick Michael segment we did not even get to. Yeah. Because... Let's do it right now. I could. Because literally

I look over at Dick, after we do the fat-lap thing. Yeah. Because we're in the middle of our TDS WTP crossover. I'll go over a dick and I go, you know what it's time to do now thinking I'm going to hit the

Don't tell me you don't like my show drop. Yeah. And he goes, biggest problem audience questions? I'm like, yeah. I was like, yes. You know what? Because it is, we're three hours into the show.

I'm going to try to do another segment. Try to keep people's attention. Man, they've been here an hour and a half since before a lot of the people had been there two and a half hours before the show started. And they're all just sitting there very restless.

So it was. time to move out so that's something I learned too much you know I was prepping all day Friday and Saturday we everyone else just having a good old time I'm fucking working I did too much I did the work I know so it's one of those things where Carl does something that I think is very unique to a lot of people who produce live shows a lot of people plan during the week yes Carl does not I do not because I'm doing shows during the freshest content you could get that too yep especially when he's doing like old old clips of stuttering John, he wants to have the freshest material he could have prepared the day before the event.

So everybody has to work on the WATP. Fuck you. I get it. I see what you do. I see what you're doing there. I want you to be fresh in my mind. Plus, I had a prep for WATS, which I did from our Airbnb. Work, work, work, work.

It's all I ever do. Yeah. It's all I ever do, Benny. Yeah, the little German ant says work, work, work, work. I have not eaten anything today. I've got to go get some food. Okay. Well, I wasn't to do voicemails, but you know what?

We're not doing voicemails today. Oh, yeah, let's save them. Yeah, we'll save them for next week. This is the greatest. This is a little long episode. Thank you guys for hanging out with this today. And sorry, it wasn't a normal creepop, but I actually think it was pretty fun. I think this is going to be a banger.

We're going to be back on Wednesday. I have invited TAB to join us on Wednesday morning, so he might be here with us this week. So do we want to continue, by the way? I guess this is the question I wanted to ask you, Carl. Do we want to continue doing the freebies on Wednesday? I don't know. Because I'm thinking maybe once a month we do a freebie as a preview. That's what I thought we were doing.

I didn't realize it. I just wanted to do that one time and see what happened. But let's talk about it after this. Okay. So if you want to see the bonus episodes, you can support the show on Patreon backed by and super what the fuck is that one? Supercast. Supercast, yeah.

Also, you'll be happy to hear this. I got a note from someone on our Patreon, the WATP Patreon, saying it's been the same shit for two years. I'm out of here and I'm going to go subscribe to creep off. I'm like, all right. Cool. Sounds good. Thanks. Well, appreciate it. You get four bonus shows a month when you subscribe to this

one. We have a lot of fun over there and hope you will join us. Until next time, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gia. I'm not going to tell you guys. I'm not going to tell you guys which wrestler it was.