The Creep Off - Episode 164: How Not to Podcast (An Audio Guide)

Episode Date: May 9, 2023

This week someone spins the wheel of consequences and a brand-new round begins: Karl updates us on his “go to church” consequence: In WATC we learn about a show that makes pointing out minorities are better serial killers its mission, weird brag right? In the Scum Parade we meet a full-service Nashville hotel manager, an exterminator who sprayed a little too much and a horse lover! VOTE FOR THIS WEEKS BIGGEST CREEP HERE! Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch and an extra bonus episode every week! Check out the Scum Parade stories here: VIDEO | Pest control worker caught urinating in local family's living room, police say | WJAC (wjactv.com)Tennessee hotel guest wakes up to night manager sucking on his toes: police (nypost.com)Jack R. Blanke had sex with horse: Sheriff (lawandcrime.com)Mum 'cooks and eats son's head after killing him' so he could 'stay with her forever' - Daily Star

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Hello,

Ola Creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps, for you creeps, excealcior. True believers. My name is Vinny. I'm your host. And joining me today is everybody's pal, the guy we all love to hate. It's hot. Cuck, C, Carla. What is happening?

Vinnie Paulina love to hate. I'm a likable boy, Vinnie. How dare you? I mean, I don't get the votes that you get, obviously. I'm not as popular as you are. Well, you're very popular on WATP. Over there, I'm Chop Liva. Over here, this is where I rule the ruse.

Yeah, I guess so. It's going to be a very good show. Jess, our results girl. It's supposed to be here, but she's not. That's odd. I thought so, too. She's usually pretty punctual. Yeah, agreed.

Well, then I guess the results don't count because we need an official tally from our official results. I'm looking it up right now. So I'll tell you what, Vinny. I'll tell you what we'll do. No, it's right. I'll just look it up. Let's just use this week as the rubber match.

Why would I just do that? This is game point today. There will be no spinning of the wheel today. I swear to God if I find out you fucking pay Jess not to show up just so you could get the scam over. Hold on. I'm looking up the official results, Carl. Oh, I don't think we need to do that, Vinny. I'm going to check them just to be sure. I don't think we need to do that. I think we should really focus on super chat Monday. I think people want to see what happened from last week's results. Yeah. Yeah. You think's going on. Yeah, where'd they go? Yeah, I guess they don't exist. That's too bad.

Where the fuck do they go? Is it gone? Is the thread gone? You know, I do have admin over that page. I can't just take down a threat if I want to. Why did I never think of that before? I'm too nice of a person, Vinny. You don't deserve me. You don't deserve me as a co-host. I'm too honest. Where it the fuck to the results go, Carl. Oh, here it is. Jesus, what is going on over there? Just doesn't show up and you're having a total meltdown. No, I'm okay again because the results are I won. You've become so reliant. You're spinning the wheel, bitch. The final tally, 96 to 85. You won by 11 votes, Vinny. That's fine. Congratulations. Eleven, glorious. this round five to four, which means in this podcast, because it is a contest, I now have to

spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. And people might think, oh, what car has three consequences he has to do now because he's behind? No, because yesterday I went to church. How did it go? I brought this back with me just to make sure that you knew, but I also sent videos over to you and pictures. Yeah, listen, all of the stuff you sent me, anybody could have taken. This is like one of those situations where, there was no footage of you actually in the church talking or doing anything inside of it. Yeah, I think that's kind of rude to do, right? Just to be talking.

I mean, they're actually in there for a conscripts, Carl. I actually did say you footage of me in the church and a selfie with my friend Lottie and I sitting not in the pews, but in the audience. This is a sweet megachurch and there's smoke machines and a light show and the band comes out and all these singers come out. One of them's a little pitchy, but the band's pretty good. There was this one thing. They're playing this Latin song and everyone, they're trying to get everyone, clapping along with it. Like in Rican Glacius? Yeah, it was like half in Spanish and everything. So it's a very all-inclusive church megachers that I went to. And as everyone's clapping along,

but the drummer is like trying to show off. So you know, like when you're, when everyone's trying to clap to a beat, you can't just be playing fills the whole time. Sure. Because no one could figure out where the upbeat was because he's just sitting there like rock it out. Like, this guy's an idiot. But, um, so the, it started out exciting. Well, let me ask you this question. Yes. You, if you had to rate the band on a scale of one to 10. well i mean it's not my style of music okay it's not stuff that i would like to go see but you said they were pretty good they're pretty good they're all right you know what they didn't have though what's that this was a weird thing so they have uh piano slash keyboards and then you have drummer

and uh electric guitarist and another guy who sings sometimes grabs an acoustic guitar no bass player and all i was thinking was should i audition for this band because how fucking cool would that be send them andy they'd take them yeah that's true that's true I'm a better bass player than Andy, though. I was trying to hook them up. I was trying to hook them up with a good base player. Are you like all Christian now? What happened?

Here's what happened, Benny. It's very exciting. Everyone's standing up. Everyone's dancing, rocking out, clapping along. We get like three numbers from the band to start things off. I've never seen this before. I look back, it's all state of the art. They have giant video boards.

You know, like I said, light show and everything. And so I look back at the sound booth. We're sitting next to it. And the people behind the sound booth are dancing their asses off. I've never seen that before. Every show I ever go to. The sound guy is miserable, wants nothing to do with being part of the show, hates the band. These people are just rock it out.

They're having so much fun. And so after all that, and that dies down, out comes Pastor Josh. And Pastor Josh loves the sound of Josh's voice. Wow. He goes on and on. Dude, you want to talk about running the light? This guy even said 45 minutes in, he goes, look, and I know we're going over, but I still have a bunch of stuff to get to here. The band is coming up on stage.

and try to kind of politely like hey you know they're trying to play them off yes because literally like the piano player gets up there and he's just kind of like playing some chords quietly the guitar is up there tuning his guitar the drummer finally comes up and he's sitting behind the kit so this guy just keeps going on and on and on and it was like this veering wandering lecture that he gave us about what well it started off with like this weird biblical history lesson from the old testament and talking about how the Jewish people were slaves in Egypt 400 years and then Moses comes around and they follow Moses and the funny part was he was talking about how he parted the Red Sea

and he goes and if you were there when you witnessed Moses part the Red Sea that's a memory that would have stuck with you for the rest of your life. Oh. And I'm sitting there going does this guy think this is real? I think it's like just symbolic these stories from the Bible. It's like no Carl you were surrounded with a roomful of dancing people who believe that was absolutely They think that somebody actually was able to use the force back in those days. Yeah.

Part of the Red Sea. Correct. Yeah. Then he used his lightsaber to get. So then he's going through this whole history lesson of Solomon and like, you know, Israel and all this stuff. And people are tuned out. And it's so funny because 20 minutes in, he finally gets to you. And then Jesus.

And all of a sudden, I was like, Hey, man. Jesus. Like, yeah, just talk about Jesus. That's why people come here. We don't want an Old Testament history lesson. It's like a run in. It's like a W. running like the music Jesus music hits yes and then there was Jesus

everyone gets to their feet who Jesus so we were there for an hour hour 25 minutes and then the band started up again and my friend Lottie and I are like all right let's get out of here but you left early I did you got to go again you left early you can't not allowed to leave early I just stay until they say you're dismissed sir that's not true yes it is um so then okay fitting shut the fuck up No. So then I get to play on the jungle gym a little bit. And there's a video of me going out of a slide.

You may or may not see someday when we were playing after church. So that was fun. But I will say that. So overall, I learned a lot about Jesus, which was great. I don't know if you've ever heard of this guy. Very famous. I've heard some things. And I'm still probably leaning more towards Scientology.

I still kind of like what they have to say a little bit better than what the Christians are saying. Does the Scientologists have as good of a band? that's a good question they have better actors they probably that's for sure they probably had a better more steady drummer not a showboat right yeah scientologists understand we want people to clap round one with the beat by the way we do have a super chat that came in from dela let's go hit it thank you dela that's two bucks places in the pizza fund for super chat monday all right that won't even pay for the pepperoni on one of the slices of pizza the video eats but thank you very much for that we always appreciate it nonetheless that's very kind so do you feel any different do you feel any better

about yourself you know it's interesting because i was actually really psyched to do this i like i've said i grew up atheist i'm not a church going guy i don't really have an experience with that so uh my friend lottie was excited to go too and it started out like we got there early i don't know why i don't why i was like so concerned about getting there early so yeah i wanted to get good seats i guess And people roll in there late. It was bizarre. It was like half full when it started. And then all of a sudden it filled up and,

you know what that is? People feel obligated and they don't really want to be there so they get there. The beginning is the best part though, because it starts with all the fun stuff and everyone's dancing and rocking out. And then it gets into like the really boring stuff. And I wasn't expecting it to be that boring. To be honest with you. Did they pass the plate around?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I donated money. Actually, I shouldn't say I donated money. A guy named Vinnie Paulito gave them money. So you might be getting a phone call at some point, wondering if you're going to be giving more money in the future, maybe thanking you or something. I don't know. You better not have put my name on any church's registry.

I certainly did, sir. They give you little envelopes at every seat where you can put in money or a check or you can fill it out with your credit card stuff. And they ask you for name, address, email, phone number. And I don't know what your address is, but I gave them everything I do. It's number one happy street. Go fuck yourself. Jesus, you asshole.

Well, come on. You deserve that, obviously. I've done it to you before, too. That's fair. When I did in the mall, I put your name on, like, Yes. Did you ever get anything about to buy gutters or siding? No, listen to this, dude. Listen to this. So I get this in the mail. Now, in the house that I bought, there used to be a black gentleman who was an RPD. He was a police officer. Okay.

And I never met the guy, obviously, but I've seen pictures and stuff. He's a bigger guy, you know? He's tall, a little overweight, that kind of thing. So I'm looking through my mail, and sometimes I still get mail for this guy that's in his name. You know, he's still on lists and stuff like that. So I get this. Can you read what this is, Biddy? That's for Jen.

That wasn't for you. It says king size. It's a catalog. And it says, we have your size up to 10x. Did you know there is a 10xL video? I bet you did. I assumed, Carl. I didn't know, but I assumed.

So anyway, so I get this. I'm like, oh, it's probably for Fred, the guy who used to live where I turn it around. Nope, that would be my name on here. So someone's a funny guy. Someone's a real funny guy out there putting my name. Anyway, I'll drop this off if you want to go shopping later today, Benny. I'm sure you can find some, uh, some nice fashions in here. Oh, lovely.

For the larger gentlemen. That's nice. Something I can wear for the barbecue. So you look like a fat ass Jimmy Buffett. That'll be nice. Perfect. Great. All right, Carl.

this week as per usual. Oh, real quick. The last thing I wanted to say. So I went with my friend Lottie who has severe ADD. And, um, I, you know, because I'm thinking like, this is going to be fun. We were talking about the whole way down there. I'm like, I'm looking forward to this. This is going to be great.

And wow. Did they, I mean, there were so many children in there too and babies and there's just kids crying and screaming. I'm like, yes, this is agony. They need to hear the gospel. This is agony. Pastor Josh. Pastor Josh will shut the fuck up.

So, and I've learned so much about Pastor Josh. I learned these in marriage counseling. His wife's an introvert. They have a lot of issues around the house. She nags him all the time. There's all this information. I'm just like, Josh, I don't need to get to know you that well, buddy. Why does he say that in front of everybody?

I don't know. He's very proud of himself for a lot of reasons. Anyway, that's what I learned. Can I ask you a question? Yeah, please. Was Pastor Josh wearing a nice suit? Was he dressed up for church? No, it is a very, I was more, I was dressed better than most of the people there.

And I didn't realize that that's not a thing anymore, you dress up for church. Yeah, people show up, but they're fucking, like they're returning to Red Box DVD. Yes, correct. And even the people on stage don't seem to give a shit. So I was like, all right, well, I guess it's a more progressive, more laid back kind of experience for people. I'm so mad that you seem to have had such a good time. It was an experience, man. I went on the Dick show yesterday and talked all about it.

Oh, good. I got a new consequence coming today. Yep. But I'm taking it in stride. And we'll do that at the end of the show. Yep. Now we had to break down our consequences because we don't have so many spots. we have the new wheel of consequences we went from 12 spots to eight spots so we had to get a little we had to kind of break this down a little bit and pick some consequences that can be done quickly and timely yes for carl well not just for me vitty the listeners i get it i love them

they're right giving me shit because i can't take fucking three days out of my life to drive to gary indiana i just i work every those white claws won't drink themselves i know oh here we go you think i you think i won't drink white Claws while driving to Gary, Indiana. I assumed you would. I got a fucking bendy straw. I'd assume you'd find a way to record a podcast and well make Chris drive. I got my white claw bendy straw that just stays in my car at all times. It runs up your sleeve.

Up your collar. I wear one of those hats. I wear one of those hats with the two white claws in it. Oh, those are good. Yeah. Those are always fun for the ride. Those are festive for a drive. They certainly are.

Let's start the actual show, shall we? Let's start the contest. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So every time we end one of our tournaments, so we've, we've ended this one. Vinny wins five to four. It was a close one. It was a good round, Carl. When we come out.

I would shake hands with you, but that'd be culty. That's correct, just like Scotis. Yep. So, by the way, that's a reference to the latest WATP. Who are these podcasts? If you're not listening to that show, you should be because we had a very fun podcast. We reviewed this past weekend that was, sounds like a cult. White shitty.

And someone had a hilarious comment on there. They're like, you know what? They're only one letter off from what this show really is. Anyway, I thought that was clever. The point is, Vinny, is that it's a wild card episode. And that means there's no category. We're just finding creeps. We're presenting our creeps.

And Vinny, because you won, you get to go first. Let's hear it. All right, Carl. Well, because it is a wild card round and there are no rules as to who I can and cannot bring, I have decided this week to bring a creepy couple. Okay. We've done that category before. I have a couple as well.

Oh, do you really? Yeah. There's my creeps, Carl. Their names are Dimitri and Natalia Bakshiva. Okay. Now, they are from Kren Nasdar, Russia. I'm probably saying that wrong. Dear 2017 is what we're going to talk about.

You can just say Russia. I don't really know where any of the towns or cities are all that well. You know what I mean? Information about the place where they are is kind of important to the story. But we'll get there. They live in a shitty military dorm. Okay. That is now like a hostel, which is right near a military base and a military training

camp. It's a military town. They are just the dirt bags who live in town. She used to be a nurse at the military school, but got fired because she was a drunk, which I assume is pretty hard over there. Yeah, getting fired for drinking too much. That's, uh, that's impressive. Yeah, you could be a nurse in Russia and be a drunk.

The same way you could be a substitute teacher in California. You're allowed to do it, okay? That is slander and libel. You think you could get away with this? I do. All right. They got accused of murder in 2017. She.

And everybody around them hated their guts. Yeah. I'm not a big fan of people who are murderers either. Actually, I shouldn't say that. I mean, she warmed up to potkins it, man, more so in recent years. Anyway, keep going. Okay. They lived in this shitty hostel.

A ton of people are coming and going, but they live there for like 15 years. Everybody there think they stunk horribly. They were always drunk and starting fights. In fact, anytime anyone tried to go into their room, they would scream and start crying and freak out. And nobody wanted to go in there at all just because they knew that Natalia was a very violent, angry drunk. So, okay, so you said Russia, but you meant Alabama. Got it. Russia's Alabama.

Yep, got it. They were known around town as weirdos. Like I said, the only thing that this woman had going for, Carl, bitch could bake. Oh, good. She could bake a pie. Nice. She used to make all kinds of pies.

She'd make the strawberry, the apple meat pie. She'd send them to people, and she would charge them money, and that's how they survived. That's also how Vinnie found this story. He wasn't even searching for creeps. He was looking for Russian pie delivery. He was just looking for recipes. Now, past this low-key dirtbag lifestyle, nobody paid attention to these two fucks. Okay.

Until one day, Dimitri loses his cell phone. okay it was found by some road workers down the street from his house when they opened the phone to see if they could figure out who the owner was or i assumed to look for nudes yeah they found a picture of the town dirt bag with a severed woman's hand in his mouth she there it is it's all blurred out yeah they blurred it all right but uh the workers called the police obviously the cops visit the apartment and they found fragments of a human body and sailing solution Food and frozen meat parts of unknown origin were found in the freezer. And they found jar after jar of unlabeled pickled meat in the basement of the house.

Unlabeled? What do you want it to say? Like forearm, thigh, calf. What do you want it to say? Who gives a fuck? It's disgusting either way. That's gross. They also found a woman's skinned head in a fucking bag. So they take him for questioning, Carl. And they say to him, Dimitri. Where the fuck did you get the ladies head? What are you doing with these pictures?

What's going on here? And he goes, listen, damn this thing. I'm walking around and I found this bag of dead woman parts. And I thought it was time, you know, take some pictures. It was fun.

And I brought him home to show Natalia. Sure. And they're like, you really don't expect us to believe that, do you? And he was like, all right, I killed a woman.

I killed one woman. I killed one. Uh-oh. That's not a good. side. This particular had belonged to a woman named Elena Vacresheva that they had murdered in September during a joint alcohol session. A fight happened. This is what they told the cops between Natalia and Elena. Natalia then told her husband to kill the bitch. So he just stabbed her to death for her. Then they put her body in the bathtub, disembered the corpse, keeping some

of the remains and throwing away some in the surrounding areas. Then they bring Natalia in. Natalia admits to the police that they murdered 30 people since 1999. Why would she do that? What is she thinking? She wanted to blame Dmitri. Oh, she's getting out in front of it. I get it.

She's getting out in front of it. Dmitri's like, okay, there's one. You caught me with one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she gets to those, like, there's 30 and it was all him. Yeah. That's what she's doing here. Turning right over on them. They would invite other dirtbags over, and then they would drug them. were using a tranquilizer called Corvallol. And then they would murder them, chop them up,

pickle parts of them that they wanted to use for whatever for her fucking pies that she was selling to people in the town. And then they would make the rest of the body go away. Really? This is not good. This is definitely not good. Cafe owner Vitale Ubenko, who lived down the street, said that she would come around his place frequently. The quote from him was, she was very active asked lots of questions but mainly about where we buy our meat and fish and how fresh it is she also made it very clear that she could supply me i said we only work with certified suppliers then she said she would always say you know i have experience working as a chef you should hire me and he says i refuse to work with her saying that she looked quote vulgar

that's vulgar i'm going to pause right here for this carl mike morse challenged you do you accept De La, $2. I have not seen what that challenge is. I don't know what it is. If anyone knows, let me know. But I'll challenge Mike Morris to host his own podcast that anyone gives a fuck about. I'd be shocked if it were to happen. That's my challenge to Mike.

Do what I did. He sucks. You know, the reason why I don't go after Mike Morris is because if I did a video about him, the YouTube algorithm wouldn't give a shit. Nobody would watch a video about Mike who, whatever his name is. But anyway, whatever that challenge is, I'd love to doubt. It's a music challenge. Why is he challenging me to music?

I don't know how to respond to that, Carl. I mean, I know you guys are mad at each other and everything. He thinks he's a better musician. Interesting. Interesting. All right. Well, I'll put up. Trevor Zero says, fight, fight, fight, fight.

I'll compete with his, with his corny songs that he writes, his parody songs. Yeah, but you know what? With actual original music. You know what, though? You know what though? Can I rough this? Because I have a suggestion to make it really good. You have to do a guitar solo off, but you both have to wear stupid gloves with big fake dumb hands on them.

Like he has fucking great idea, Vinny. You want to workshop that one? Do you want to think that one? No, I just want to watch you. Tumby's trying to compete. He might beat you there. I liked it when I went on Tuky show. And we brought up Mike Morris.

I didn't realize it was going to set everybody off. It turns out nobody likes this guy, which is incredible. It's incredible. It's been sending me notes unsolicited. They're just like, yeah, Mike Morrison is a real piece of shit. I'm like, really? I just didn't like that he thought my show wasn't funny. It was so quick to dismiss it.

I didn't realize that people really think that he's a piece of shit. And yeah, the Tuky gang were all of that thought as well. Wow. Wow. All right. Can I get back to my crate? Oh, that was a thing that Tuky said. He goes because Mike Morris is known for writing that parody song, the Ralphie Cakes on Howard Stern.

Oh, I don't remember it. And maybe it wasn't Tuky. Maybe it was El Hariblay, same thing, was going, all right, you wrote one song that got to Howard Stern 20 years ago. What else you got, Mike? We all liked that song, pretty neat song. What else you got? Anything. Anyway.

Ladies and gentlemen, now coming to this stage, the beloved writer of Ralphie cakes. Yes. All right. So to get back to this, she then told the cops that after they had murdered this Elena woman, this is what he did. He put the body parts in the bathroom, cut the skin off the skull, severed the ears and lips with his teeth, and ate them. All right. He then posed for those pictures that they found in the phone. Now, during the investigation, another picture was found, Carl.

That is one of the pickled jars, everybody, that they found of me in case you were curious. Okay. But then then he found this picture from 1999. Oh, Jesus. That is a human head on a platter with like tangerines or something. It looks like oranges and feta cheese. I don't know what that is all around it. Interesting.

But it is a disgusting image that was labeled 1999 in their possession. So these two have been up to hijinks for quite a while. And they also found an instructional video, cooking with cannibals was the name of it, that they were trying to make. long story short these two dirt bags living in russia were selling meat pies to soldiers pies made from fucking dirt bags that they lured back to their shithole fucking hostel and then cooked so they were convicted he was sent to a nut hut and she was only sentenced to 11 years Carl why is that because they only found her guilty of the crime of enticement to commit murder okay so he was put under compulsory supervision uh

a psychiatrist in the nut hut. But here's the problem, Carl. What's that, buddy? He was a diabetic and nobody treated his diabetes or any of his medical issues. They basically just like, fuck you, dude. Yeah. You got to talk to a psychiatrist, but he's like, yeah, I'm not doing well. I need my diabetes drug. He's like, oh, too bad.

There's some things that Russia does that I agree with. And they found him fucking dead about, I don't know, five months into fucking being in jail. Yeah. Hey, Carl, look with the cat dragged down. I noticed that. Hey, Jess, so I decided since you weren't here, to read the results that they don't count. Is that in the official rule book, right?

Oh, and her mic is not out either. Okay. We can't hear you. Uh-oh. Oh, boy. What's the excuse going to be today, Vinnie? You know what? I'm just going to have her take all the cover from me.

What's the excuse? Yell a chest. Don't yell at Vinny. What's the excuse going to be today? This should really be called the How did Not Podcast podcast. It's really what this is turning into. How Not to Podcast. It's the creeper.

Oh, boy, Jessica. So, long story short, my creeps, murdered 8.30 people, sell the meat, did all the disgusting things, and kept the body parts all over. Hey, Jess, give me a thumbs up when you get it together. Wowza. I think her contact glad should be having to sit here without us be able to hear her and just be on screen the entire time. Can't hear you, Jess. It's not happening. oh boy so carl oh boy yes what do you have to say for yourself this week so much is on my plate

this week for work that i was just like it's what a club and then my brother's graduating tomorrow so i have to help around my family's house so it's oh man help him what cram for test he's graduating well no clean the house i'm like okay uh you've got it dirty though that doesn't make any sense i wouldn't sign up for that but no people let them know that you have more important things to do like read results yeah i've read it i feel so bad i'm so sorry willie hop's catch says this is your best appearance yet so don't feel too bad thank you thank you thank you oh my god i saw the text i'm like shit so we're right in the middle of the contest i won right should i double check hold

on yeah let's double check we're not totally sure we haven't no one's spun the wheel yet so i think i need the official results girl to let us know uh god where is it you can't find it either it's not even on here wait a bit hold on yeah if anyone let's let's please i hope everybody's entertained by how unprofessional i'm being I do not like your appearance today, Benny. This isn't working for me. I feel so bad. Thanks for stopping by.

Yeah. Good to see you. I'll be on time next week, but I'm not busy. We're starting at 12.30 next week, if that helps. Hey, we got a day law is chipping in $2 for Jessica's brother's graduation. We'll make sure he gets that generous gift. Put it towards a maid. All right, chess.

We'll see you later. All right, Carl, lay it on me. what is your who are your creeps all right my creeps are clay and sheila fletcher we are heading down to louisiana i don't know if you know about this one this is the fletches of louisiana yeah do you know about this one this is a crazy i don't but i'm intrigued well they had a daughter their daughter lacey was an only child past tense hey and lacey was autistic she was a bit socially awkward. By the time she became a teenager and going into high school, she liked the stuff that she's like when she was a child. She liked like Disney movies and stuff like that.

So she'd invite her friends over to watch Disney movies and they weren't interested in that anymore because they're growing up. We're interested in other things. Right. And she didn't find her interest wandering towards boys and makeup. Right. And she also couldn't pick up on the fact that her friends didn't give a fuck about what she was telling them. So she was kind of alienating herself and nobody wanted to hang out with her and she was really struggling in school so her parents clay and sheila flutcher decided let's homeschool her let's get her out of school it's not working for her so they decided at the age of 16 to take her out of school and homeschooler now the problem with this is that now she had zero interaction with other students or people her age at all in fact

the only person who had seen her between the ages of 16 and 21 was her neighbor when she would go out in the yard. She'd, like, be out there screwing around a little bit. So Clay and Sheila, they didn't even talk about her to their friends. Like, they had very active lives, very social. Sheila Fletcher. And they never brought up the daughter to anybody. No, they didn't like to talk about it.

People didn't ask. The only, if people would ask, they just complained about lazy she is. She's like, yeah, she doesn't really have any interest. She doesn't do anything. She just wants to be inside all the time. Sheila Fletcher, very active in the community. She was on the city council. was working as an assistant to the city prosecutor.

Clay was the president of the Baton Rouge Civil War roundtable. And so these guys are out and about. They're doing their thing. No one sees this daughter at all. Fast forward. She's now 24 years old. She sits down on the couch to watch a movie and experiences locked in syndrome. Every muscle in her body was paralyzed.

All she can move with her eyeballs. she couldn't move anything else this is a thing i yeah i guess so usually it it happens i think it's a mental thing and usually it'll come and go but for whatever reason lacy never moved again she just sat down on the couch now this is the crazy thing they allowed her to sit on that couch for 12 years veney they would put towels down next to her because she's peeing and shitting herself so they would like try to clean it up a little bit and they like change her clothes every now and again because she's just not moving she's just sitting there with her eyes open staring ahead and so i have some clips here about this is fucking insane this is the craziest story so this is from a uh youtube channel called dreading crime and psychology sometimes they would change lacy's clothes for her taking her out of the urine and and feces soiled pants, she had originally sat down in. But otherwise, she was stuck on the couch unable to move. As time went on, her clothes no longer fit on her emaciated frame and hung off

of her, barely covering her naked body. Over time, her body bore its way into the couch cushions. She was soaked, head to toe, and urine, as well as feces and insect bites, and had bed sores that went down to her bone. There were maggots living in her hair, and she was suffering with chronic malnutrition, as well as acute starvation, immobility, acute ulcer formation, and osteomyelitis, which is bone infection, which led finally to sepsis. For 12 years, Sheila and Clay lived their lives as normal, with the added caveat that they didn't allow anyone else to come into their home. Yeah, to no one ever visited them.

Oh, boy. Wow. They have this nice house with their daughter, who is just literally melting into the couch. Two things that made me wonder how. legit the story can be. The first one is this. If they supposedly had a nice house and resources. Yeah. Don't you think they buy like a plastic. If they could pick the kid up and change the clothes every now and again. Yeah. Don't see they put like a plastic cover down underneath her. Yeah. Or how about this? How about a fucking tarp? How about this idea? Call a doctor or a home nurse to come over because this is treatable. This is something that if you call the doctor

when all of a sudden your daughter's not moving anymore, you can get this figured out. Physical therapy secondly hold on though yeah how could someone like not eat or drink and stuff like that for 12 years how is this person eating or drinking they were feeding her they were feeding her but she was very malnourished now what happened viny is fast forward 12 years she's 36 years old she's been sitting on this couch from the age of 24 to the age of 36 in these people's home and the mother january 3rd 22 the mother realizes she's not breathing anymore so she decides well i guess i better call 911 and let them know that my dead daughter is sitting on our couch. So they come over, the dispatchers send over paramedics and police and they were horrified by what they saw.

This article describes the scene where Lacey was found from pictures that the police took. These pictures are so graphic in nature that the police refused to allow the public to see them. Lacey appears almost buried up to her shoulders in the wide and deep hole in the sofa that her bony body has worn over the years, rubbing away the cushioning. She is slumped over on her left side with her right arm across the top half of her emaciated body near her neck. She is naked apart from a small blue pattern t-shirt, which is pulled up to her chest and does not cover her breasts.

Her eyes are wide open staring. How creepy is that? She's literally in the couch, almost up to her shoulders, because she's just sunk into it. The couch is just deteriorating as she's pissing and shitting into it. And there's bugs on her. and she's just falling into the couch they said they found rodent feces all around her i actually have audio of the paramedics when they got there yeah they were horrified horrified carl uh i'm gonna take the l i'm gonna go ahead and take the l hold on we got more to talk

holy shit this is insane her face is covered in large and angry red blotches experiment is smeared almost all over her body it is matted in her hair it is even inside her ears The brown mother sofa that served as her prison is alongside the wall, with a gap of about 18 inches. Astonishingly, to the couch's right side, is a gray commode and a neat pile of clothes. And to the front, only a few feet away is a cluttered, low black table. It is strewn with lotion bottles, some talcum powder, a pack of wipes, a nasal spray, a box with a lid that had a child's photo on it, and some other items that make it appear, the Fletchers had the resources to clean their stricken only child.

like they literally set up a whole thing around her so they're just like all right well we'll powder her bottom every now and again and we'll wipe down some some sores but she's got fecal matter in her ears there's maggots living in the head to be fucking like rubbing it in her hair and shit oh god i got out my hand and they just rub it on her face when they're trying to clear oh it gets worse she weighed just 96 pounds when discovered dead in the early hours of january third close-ups show the flesh on her buttocks appears to be literally worn or eaten away by the 12 years that she hadn't moved from the couch. There are large, raw yellow areas where the skin has disappeared. Other back and buttock areas are so black and it is impossible for a lay person to identify any shape or form. When Sheila called 911, Lacey had already been dead for between 24 to 48 hours and neither of her parents had noticed. Yeah. I didn't even notice it's a holiday. It's the holidays. There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on. So you might wonder, Why did they do anything about this? Why do they just leave her there?

I know the answer. I know the answer too. I'm going to give it to you right here. Sheila Fletcher allegedly maintained that she routinely cleaned her daughter's bed sores and her daughter never complained about them, despite the fact that they were so deep you could see the bone. As we know, Lacey couldn't have complained about it as her diagnosis would have made it impossible for her to talk.

It would be four months until Sheila and Clay were formally arrested and charged with second degree murder, which allegedly shocked them. Yeah. So she never complained about it. So they're like, well, I guess she likes this. That's her life now. Is what she does. She just shits herself and falls into the couch. You know, you know what this really is? What is it really? The fact that this was a

very annoying child before this ailment occurred. That is true. This child probably annoyed the shit out of everybody. Yep. And then she would sit quietly and watch TV. The parents probably thought their fucking prayers were answered. Yep. They're like, finally. All this is going to church on Sundays. This is

paying off. Oh, they were churchgoing folks, for sure. Yeah. I have a news report here because there's a little soundbite from Clay's boss where he works. Photos of the couch, which are too graphic to be shown on air, paint a horrific picture of where the young woman lived and died, covered in feces, urine, and worn away from years of extensive use. The details are horrific. There's no doubt about that. And I can't conceive of how something like that could even happen. and friends say they never knew they had a daughter he mentioned that she passed away in january and that was all i know of that her boss didn't even know that he had a daughter like they didn't even talk about it they just made it they just made sure that nobody knew so the coroner said this is

suspiciously creepy yeah so the coroner said the scene was sickening i've seen some horrible things in my life but nothing like this there were live bugs and rodent extremit nearby in an otherwise tidy home that they're just living their lives while their daughter is just slowly melting into the couch and dying. It's, it's very gross, very disgusting. And it's totally preventable. And what's crazy is that these two were shocked when they were charged with murder. They're like, what do you mean? We've been caring for this girl. Did you see the wipes? We put out the wipes. They literally were like taken aback by this. So by the way, they're out on bail right now. Their next court appearance has been moved to June 19th. Hey. So yeah, you're, you're,

Your birthday there next month. June team. And what's nice is that the DA said he will not accept plea deals. This is definitely going to go to trial. So we'll see how that goes. Also, another fun fact is that when they did examine her body, they found that she also had COVID. So this idea that you could just hide inside and not get COVID,

apparently not true. I don't know that entered into this. What is that? What did that? What did she? She had sores so deep you can see her bones. That's bad. Yeah, COVID's no joke.

That's pretty bad. So that's my, those are my creeps. Clay and Sheila Fletcher, parents of the year over here. All right. Let's catch up on super chairs. Yeah, I think we got ones above that too, right?

Okay. Yep, yep, yep. Super chat because Carl has a sonic figure. Incorrect. Vinny has a sonic figure. Yeah, we're in Vinnie's studio here. But thank you for the two pounds. And another two pounds from Big Papa Rook.

Vinny, my 6,000, pounds life paulino this is very disrespectful how dare you sir it's a bit of disrespectful i like it dela coming in again i love dela dala you know what dela you're going to get one of these from me yay superchats five dollars i easily dine on french onion soup and chicken seeds or salad while listening thanks guys yeah somebody at their said this is not a show for when you're eating lunch but apparently dela's got no problem and then big popper rook again five pounds i asked chuli for a job turns out Mike Morris already has the child predator role covered. Okay.

Well, that sounds slanderous. Allegedly. I don't know what to say to that. I'm going to say that that's a joke. I feel like someone's cracking wise. Yep. Uh, Carl.

What a presentation. Thank you, buddy. That was a good one. Somebody sent it to me and I should have written down their name. That's fucking horrendous. I'll give them credit at a, uh,

oh no, you know what? I know where that is. Okay. Give me one second here, certainly. Because I'm, I want to let.

people know when they help me out with creep suggestions, I do appreciate that. Yep. Also, let's take a second just to remind everybody that if you are a supporter of the show, we thank you so, so much. Yes. Those of you are subscribed to us on patreon.com, supercast and backed by. We just picked up another backed by subscriber yesterday. We are the third most popular show at the entire platform.

Is that true? Yes. So it's the dick shows number one. Yep. Followed by Biggest Problem? Yep. Okay. That's hilarious. And that the creep off. Congratulations, buddy. Look at us. That's awesome.

I got that from Burning Breakfast sent me that back in March. So thank you for sending that in. That was a great suggestion. Hell of a story. I don't even know what to say to that. Like, all I picture into my head is that scene in the movie seven where they just find the fatso in the room that just has like pine air fresters all over the walls. It's unreal. She was infused with the couch. You couldn't tell where her skin stock. the couch started. So pretty sickening fit stuff. But you know what, Vinnie? I think now it's time for everyone's favorite segment of the show. Who are these creepos? Who are these creepos? The segment that we do because we like to prove that we are the best true crime podcast on the internet. And the way we do that is by exposing the other true crime podcast one of the time

and showing you how god awful they are. Pretty stinky. And boy, did Alex send me one that I am excited to present to you today. This one is called Fruit Loops, Serial Killers of Color. What? Yes. Now, let's start off with the... Why is it called Fruit Loops? Oh, let's start out with the disclaimer here. Listen closely onto what they're going to be talking about. In this podcast, we discuss sexual assault, torture, race, and murder. Listener discretion is advised. One of those things is not like the others. Sexual assault. torture, race, and murder. I might not be a scholar, but I could pick out the one that's not supposed to be in there.

Yeah, like, guys, just so you know, there's going to be some crazy stuff in here. There's gang rape. We're going to talk about black people. It's a lot of crazy stuff going. Like, wait, what do you mean, race? Is that the disclaimer from compound media's opening, true crime show? They should. They should have one.

All right. So it starts off with a patty puke water style music bed that goes on way too long. for some reason. And then the hosts come in. All right, everybody. Hello and welcome to Fruit Loops. What's that? Episode 194.

Holy smokes. Bienbenitos, bitches. Pitti B. Nuffi and thank you for listening. Yeah. Now, Fruit Loops is a podcast about true crimes committed by people of color and those who are othered, as well as the victims, because contrary to popular belief, not all serial killers are straight, cisgendered, able-bodied white dudes. What?

No. Are you understanding what's going on here, Vinnie? I lost. What is the show? This is a true crime show about people of color and other marginalized groups. Because what they're saying is that only the cis white guys are getting all of the fame from being monstrous assholes. And I'm really confused about their ankle on this while.

They're like, you know, someone's got to bring up that black people are also awful. I can't believe no one's doing that. And listen to this. So this is compound show. Listen, no, listen to this. And these crimes rarely get any public attention because why? Because the news is racist, right, right, blah, right, racist. Allegedly.

And we are Wendy and Beth. She's Wendy, a black, Latinx woman. And I'm Beth and I just happen to be white. So the reason why. What the fuck is happening? I know this is so confusing. and I'll probably get this wrong, but when I was listening to this, I go, okay, so they're saying that black serial killers and other horrific people aren't covered by the media because the news media

is racist. And so they ignore this crime. And I was thinking about it, I'm like, well, that's kind of true. I mean, black on black crime does not get reported. And, you know, when you think about like gang violence and things, there's probably a lot of serial killers that are involved in these types of things. Yeah. We don't really talk about like we do other serial killers. But I don't think that's what they're saying. I think the news media does that in an attempt to not be racist, right? Yes. Okay. So I'm, are they trying to say that they're racist for not covering it for what it is? I, or are they just dumb? I honestly think they're just dumb. So this, this woman who's the cartoon voice here, Wendy, she's a black Latin ex person. I don't even know

what that means. And I've looked at photos of her. I'm trying to figure out what that even means. I guess it's a black woman who can speak Spanish. I don't know. And then you got Beth, who's just a basic white bitch and apologizes for it up and down throughout the episode. I'd like to start off with the big, I'm sorry to everyone. Hello, listeners. Yeah, so check this out. Wendy gets a pass, even though she's a basic white bitch.

That's right. She's one of the good ones. She does the work, and she is a co-conspirator. She does the work, Vinny. Did she say she's one of the good ones? She's one of the good ones. You're not supposed to say that either. Dude, these people are wicked racist.

It's crazy. how racist this Wendy woman is she's one of the good one she does the work and and fucking beth is sitting there oh yep look at me up one of the good ones and it gets crazier than that because there was this black podcasting event that Wendy went to and beth was to know well let me back up real quick um this is Wendy talking well Beth wants to know if there were white people there? So out of curiosity, were there very many white people there? There were some. And I was curious what they were doing there. Yeah. But it looked like they were either industry people or journalists or their friends brought them. Okay. All right. So there were white people there,

but hopefully they had a good reason to be there. Like maybe their friend brought them or they're a journalist because otherwise they have no business being there. And so Beth, we had sides up. Yes. So the reason why Beth asked that, the reason why she asked that question is because she was like, well, I'm all the way in Arizona and this was in Atlanta, but she's like, if it was closer to me, I think I might have gone. But could I go to something like that? Yeah, no, it was really a celebration of blackness in the podcasting space. Right. Yeah. And that's why I would feel not, I would feel uncomfortable just because I'm invading the space. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I totally get that because. Black people would say there are some spaces that are just not for you, my friend, Beth. Exactly. Beth sounds like a talking slug. Vinnie, do you hear what she's saying? She's talking about racial segregation.

Now, I was brought up under the belief that that's a bad thing. Correct. Racial segregation is a bad thing that we don't want to have in these United States of America. But what he's talking about are like, yeah, don't want those white bitches there. That's a problem. Can't have that. This is our thing. I don't believe we're allowed to be calling them out either.

I don't know what's happening. I don't know either. I don't know what the rules are, but really, I call this clip. What year is this? Generally, well, in my experience, black people and black things are not exclusive. Don't exclude. Right. Generally, it's a more welcoming space.

More welcoming than it is on the white side. Yeah. You know what I mean? What is she talking about? Are there white only events that I don't know about? No, you're going to all of them. I mean, maybe Octoberfest? Is that what she's talking about?

I'm not exactly sure what she says. Like, yeah, usually those white people are the ones excluding others from going to them. I've been to tons of different forums and summits and events and all these different things. Never once has it been white people. Hey, this digital marketing event is just for the whites, all right? So if we can just keep this to the white people, that'd be great. What the fuck? This is shocking.

It's insane, Vinny. All right. So let's get away from that stuff. Let's get back to what this show actually is. And what this show is, is they like to read the comments. They want to interact with the audience. And so they got a YouTube comment.

So it's kind of petty puke water ask here. So I wanted to thank Jesse Paul on YouTube for commenting on our grim sleeper episode. Whoa, we got a YouTube comment. They're usually not very nice on YouTube. And this one was nice. Thanks for not hurting our feelings, Jesse Paul. yeah so they got one comment on one video on youtube and seven minutes into the show they're already talking about like whoa what is this somebody commented on a video and it wasn't mean and it wasn't mean and the funny thing is i don't have this clip because it's boring but the comment wasn't even positive he the commenter was just saying that one of the words they were using is slang in Spanish and it was explaining what it means when it's meant as a slang word in Spanish oh so in other words that they were just politely saying you're dumb yeah they were just like correcting them or giving them that information Which, to be honest with you, is way nice than WATV listeners.

Agreed. It'd be nice to have someone just go, by the way, Carl, that word doesn't mean what you think it means in a polite manner. Yeah, a lot of people did not like my, my leg kick, arm kick reference during the show. And apparently I am the dumbest man alive. Yeah, I guess a leg kick is a thing. It means you're kicking the other person's leg. Correct. Yeah.

Correct. Can't win them all, folks. Can't win them all. Or one. Maybe what we should do is do a dress rehearsal. a Stephen Crowder so that we can get our scripts right we can do some fact checking ahead of time

so we don't sound dumb at the show sounds fun right I'll come here an hour earlier I say fuck it we do it live do it live fucking things sucks so let's find out what are they talking about in this true crime show that only talks about people of color well today we're talking about Billy Kip Korir Shamirir

a Kenyan immigrant to the United States and serial killer he's been tied to the murders of at least 22 older adults most of them senior living residents and two attempted murders okay now this happened between 2016 and 2018 this is the weirdest black history about the presentation i've never heard i gotta be honest i don't follow the true crimes up the way that you do have you heard of this canyon no okay so maybe they're on to something maybe this is getting swept under the rug by our media that's hilarious oh and so you heard a Billy Kip Kip-Kim-Schmir. What the fuck did she say? I don't know, Beth. Beth is so bad at

presenting anything. She has no personality. She has no flare. But Wendy makes up for it the way that she presents things. I was going to say, I heard there's something in the news about a cult where people are starving to death on purpose. Oh. Yeah. Well, I'm going to bring that to the, to the paper. Wait a minute. That's one of my stories. Yeah. Wait a minute. There you go. Hang on a diddley doggone minute. Yeah. That's a Latin ex-woman talking like Ned Flanders for some reason. Weird.

Hang on a diddley doggone minute. So let's promote the Patreon. Do we know why the show is called Fruit Loops yet? No. No, we do not. I guess we guess fruit loops are colorful. Is that why? Colorful cereal.

It's a colorful cereal. Serial killers of color. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I think we just figured it out together in real time. also join us on patreon where we have literally hundreds of hours of bonus content and we have a video club for 12 plus patrons where you can interact with us in person now we're going to take a quick break and get into the story when we come back

you know what vinnie maybe the reason why i'm going to the patron i need to show how many people they have 64 making about 300 bucks i feel better i don't think we're sing-songy enough when we promote our Patreon, Vinny. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, go to our Patreon. I think we need to be more excited about it. Come on down to Patreon. Yeah, and I are you talking. Do, do, do, do up.

That was pretty good, actually. Thanks. Better than I thought it would be. All right. So this is how the show proper starts off talking about this Kenyan serial murderer. All right. Now, let's get into some staff. So all of.

Shemir Mir's victims were elderly people living in apartments at independent living communities for older people or in private homes. And Shemir Mir would pose as a maintenance worker to gain access to the residence living quarters and then suffocated them and stole jewelry and other items. How is that stats? Does she know what stats means? Let's get into the statistics behind this murderer. And then she just goes out and explains that would be the details of the crime. Correct. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm not allowed to correct though. I'm not going to. do your stats however you feel that should be good point Vinny all right so then they talk about the victims and what they want to do is they want to highlight the victims and give them the

attention that they deserve but unfortunately there's just too many victims in this one unfortunately we couldn't cover all of their stories because there was so many of them yes but I just wanted to say rest and power to all of the victims what does that mean rest in power there were old people who got killed what do you mean they're going to rust in power there's not going to be a statue for them anywhere we're not going to be standing outside of their crypt with our fists in the air no there's not going to be a holiday for them someday down they're just old people who got killed by a guy from kanya yeah and probably their families didn't like him either that's why they were at this place that had this shitty guy just wandering

in it out and murdering how many people 22 rest in power you victims mini one more thing i want to play this is just an ad that cropped up during the show. Okay. And I have questions about this ad copy. This is four seconds. If you are a business or know a business with at least five or more employees. But am I a business?

Are you a business? I'm confused now. Am I? I'm not sure if I am a business. I think I'm just a guy. If you are a business or know a business. I don't know if I'm a business. I don't know either.

I like, no. That's a real head scratcher, isn't it? are, if you are a business, that's the dumbest ad copy. I look like a person. Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and say this ad. Does that apply to me? Vinny's a very big business. Big business, Paulitos.

Vinny's a corporation. It's how big this business is over here. I have to say, Vinny, this podcast is bonkers. We may need to explore to get in the future, maybe even next week. Bring me part two next week. I want to hear more from fruit loops. I got to listen to more of it to understand what, what their angle is. I feel like we found our first one that I've actually hooked.

on and I want to hear more. Being a serial killer is not a good thing. It's not something that's positive for the community. So going out there like black serial killer pride seems like a weird hill to die on. It certainly does. And I get it that the white serial killers do get famous for it, but it's not the good kind of fame. They're notorious. I want to see the Kip Kip, smear, smear, Netflix series of just smothering old people. Let's start writing some letters. And I want the old people to be played by old television stars that we recognize. Good old fashioned letter campaign. I want to see Barry Williams for the Brady Bunch, be smothered by a Kenyid on Netflix. I love it. I'd watch that show. I'm into it.

All right. You want some voice about Carl's caro? Yes. All right. Although we do have a super chat that came in. Oh, we do. It's from day law is awesome. So I do want to address this $2. Dela for Carl's fund against Mike Morse and Ukraine. All right. Sounds good. Thank you. I'll make sure that that's evenly distributed. Uh, killer beehive says Vinnie Paulinko. Yes, that's right. Yes. I love it. All right. And, uh, this is what is for Ricky. Julian he says carl is a business producer chris needs benefits get on it all right i'm on it all right time for voice mails the creep off voicemail segment is brought you by the city of syracuse illegal street racing is in an all-time high in the city of syracuse police are very concerned

some of these guys grandmother saturns can get up to 85 miles per hour see you in sarahue watch out Syracuse. Carl, this first one is someone who wants to know if we noticed something about you. Many, have you noticed that Carl has this terrible, terrible, terrible, retarded, annoying, crutch phrase where someone will say a joke and he'll say, Oh, I see what you did there. Oh, I see what you did there. Oh, I see what you. Shut the fuck up, Carl.

Yeah, I noticed. Well, it's what you say when the joke isn't funny but you don't want to embarrass the person oh is that why i hear it so often that's why i say a lot of the creep off but not so much on who are these podcasts or w atss great great but thank you though for making me self-conscious about yet another thing that i have to watch myself for much appreciated sir good we all got to sharpen up our game it's true all right carl uh this one is someone telling us about a phenomenon that's happening based off of something we talked on one of our weekly scum streams okay hey vini i don't really expect this to get played on the show because it's a scum stream related but

going to into the karaoke shit there's actually a weird phenomenon of people getting mad and killing each other over karaoke singing of Frank Sinatra's My Way. So much so that that song is actually banned off karaoke machines in the Philippines. Now my personal song be

Bobo O'Reilly. Fuck that shit. I'm with you on that. Yeah, I get mad too. That's hilarious. My way is getting people killed. The only thing I could figure there is that it must be that someone's like, no, it's my way. That's my song and they get bad. I don't know, man.

That's interesting. I have to look into that. We knew karaoke was a problem for more reasons than one. B. Kells 1296. Thanks for the buck 99. All hail Vinnie Paulino. Thank you, sir.

I got another one for you here, Carl. I don't know if I play this, but if I didn't, I want to make sure it got out there because what an idea. Okay. Hey, guys, it's D.P. Creepiest juggalo. there's got to be some gold in that fucking mind and a fun consequence loser has to do a juggalo face paint like from shaggy or the other guy violent jay for the regular stream that would be fucking hilarious and easy to do that's funny thank you fuck you bye all right all right i like that idea because i think that's probably icp is the only band that the fans prefer drug is crystal meth.

Would you agree with me on that? Like there's, there's, I mean, there's obviously a lot of bands that hallucinogens come into play. I question. I question if they're the only band, but they are probably primarily crystal methads that love that shit. Yes. So when they do the gathering of the juggaloes, there is a lot of meth going around and

a lot of crazy shit happens. Meth and Fago, baby. Yeah. Now, Carl, my last voicemail for this week. This was a review about a controversial episode. so that I threw into oh hold on a second I'm sorry to interrupt you Vinny sure but so you made a statement there that there are other bands where meth is what the listeners or the fans of the band prefer sure I want to know what those other bands are so guys if you can send us in your suggestions I

want to know is there a band that has more meth had fans than ICP or not I'm assuming like creed no definitely not creed fuck all right hold on Carl yes so would tell you basically tell me that they enjoyed an episode that was very controversial in our Patreon stream. Vinnie, third time's a charm. Love the WrestleMania commentary. Please do Thunder and Paradise. Hulk Hogan's answer to Knight Rider. It's the

only show where you can see a guy on a boat going to an island eating white rice say like, this is, this is like rocket fuel for the body and this is why I eat rice. It's complex carbohydrates. Fucking awesome. Thank you. Love you. Bye.

I will forward that to Tony. A lot of you do a Thunder and Paradise walkthrough. I'm not even familiar with that. That was a show Hulk Hogan did when he was not working for a wrestling company. And it was a night rider, but it was a boat. And Hulk Hogan was Hasselhoff. And this was like in the 80s or early 90s? Not early 90s.

No shit. Like 92, 93-ish. That sounds hilarious. I don't think it did very well. How many episodes? Because I would sit and watch every episode with you know what? I want to say it might be a movie. Okay.

It might be. And I think there's two. I would watch this with you, brother. Really? This sounds like a winner. This is right up my alley. So we got a couple of movies that we need to watch that we've discussed. We need to watch Battlefield Earth together.

Oh, yeah. That's right. We were going to have you over a couple weekends ago to do that. We're going to make that happen. Well, my schedule is a little clear going into the next like month. So hit me up. We'll do that. And then Thunder and fucking Paradise.

Put it on the movie list. Put it on the list. Somebody is, oh, Mikey shitted says Kid Rock is the other band. That may be. I don't know. I don't know about that. ICP's pretty crazy. All right, I have one voicemail for us here.

Lay it on me. Okay, Carl, that's for the creep off. Creep alert. You know, the creep, the entire state of Utah, they just fucking banned Pornhub because of age verification bullshit. So now we're all living under the Mormon version of Sharia law, and no one could, you have to go to fucking shady-ass website now. Just ban Bornhub.

This is why the Second Amendment exists. Anyway, it's all me back. Does Utah think there's only one porn site? that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard they're like well let's get rid of porn I've been no one to watch porn anymore they're literally just putting like a little plug in the damn they don't know what they're doing right

yeah I know what the fuck all right everything's falling around them but they got their finger in the hole good luck with that buddy wow Utah Utah's fucked people tell me it's very beautiful though Jim Jones says it was a TV show not a movie I vaguely remember it we gotta find it I hope there's a full season I hope there's 12 episodes

20 episodes, whatever it was back then. Listen, Nightboat, we got to crush these guys. But first, I got a caramel load to spaghetti, brother. The way you get away from it was just by getting to land. They're like, oh, damn it. They got away. Oh, no, they stole that shipment of pasta mania makers. Fucking asshole.

Oh, Kogan is the worst actor that's ever acted in anything. He's terrible. Before we enter our next segment of the show, the scum stream, or I should say the Scum Parade. Yes, sir. Daylaw with another $2, sharing the love for Vinnie's fight against obesity. Yep. Thank you.

I'm fighting it hard. Appreciate it. Right now, as I stand here, my pickard is proud of. Dayla also gave us two bucks towards your pizza fund. So it's a lot of mixed messages coming from the super chat today. Dayla might be gaslighting. I think he's gaslighting. All right.

Cambria, oh, we got to hit the music. What am I stupid? Scum Parade, take me on a raid of these fuck-sharets that these creeps have made. Scum Parade, Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade, like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad, soaking up the blood of a cat. I'm just to go ahead and throw out some free advice. Be wary of service workers, folks. If they're in your house, someone who's coming in to do something, always be wary,

pay attention to what they're doing. Don't leave these people alone in your house. Carl, can we agree on that? Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm of the thinking that every room should have a camera in it. And not because you want to see people get undressed, but because you want to keep an eye on what they're up to in your house. Agreed.

Cambria County, Pennsylvania. A local pest control worker has been charged after police say he was caught on camera, urinating inside of a family's living room. He even made icon like with the camera at one point because we watched this video. 67 year old Robert Young, after he allegedly admitted to the incident, which police say was caught on the family's home surveillance camera, apparently April 24th, he was contacted to spray pesticides inside the residence. According to the affidavit, the apartment complex manager told investigators

that they use Young's pest control service for all of their jobs at the apartment complex. Oh, good. Yeah. So this guy is probably got a key to everybody's place. Yeah. That's the way that shit works. Now, police say tenants are not home at the time of the incident, but the family told six news that they only had one tenant left that had an apartment that was left to the apartment the day of the incident and they were upstairs sleeping. So there's one person home. This guy is in the living room. He puts down his pesticide container. He looks around, walks towards the couch, at which point he whips it out. it starts peed all over the couch.

Now, the good news is that they can now wist this apartment as having 2.5 bathrooms. And that's a selling point. It is. This guy actually did them a favor. He did. And it's pest free. Well, I don't know about that because the reason why

they even checked the footage is they saw a spider the next day. And they're like, did we just have a guy in here for this? What the fuck? Like, if you're going to pee all over somebody's house, at least also get rid of the spiders. The only defense here is, uh, bugs don't like my pee. Right. is probably true. You told me to come in and spray. I did. I sprayed. Well, he also

menaced the cat. He was quite menacing to the cat. He also peed on the cat, which as a person who does love cats is kind of funny. Have you ever accidentally peed on a cat? I have not, but that's kind of funny. I peed on my cat one. Did you really? Yeah. How'd you pull that off? Did it like jump like up on the toilet or something? Kind of sort. Yeah. I was in the bathroom. Kind of sort of. Yeah. Where were you peeing? I was standing over the toilet paid the way normally would and our cat miles walked in and for some reason stuck his head between my legs and was doing that dumb thing where he was just rubbing his head on my leg and I was like what the fuck not a good time and uh you know I moved a little bit when I moved he definitely got a little

got a little blast because he did that cat reaction where he just fucking ran out of the room freaked out so let me ask you this did you laugh oh my god yeah see I told you peeing out that's kind of funny did I tell Jessica no definitely not because you know that she's snuggling with that cat five minutes later miles you smell like pesticide so when the police question this guy he goes yeah i messed up i was having a bad day viny i've had bad days before and never once i think the solution to this is the pee in some stranger's living room yeah this is definitely he's been this is definitely a crazy what he's being charged with criminal mischief and disorderly conduct i mean he walked around the room and peed in a lot of different places. It wasn't just like a one thing.

He was like going out like a little spree. Like he was like singing in the rain. Like he was like doing a little tap dance at one point. Well, this is what I'm thinking. He's having a good time. This is what I'm thinking, Benny. I'm thinking this guy was Chad Zumach level drunk because I can't think of any other reason why you just whip it out and start peeing all over the place. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah. That's what I think. All right. Let's move on to Tennessee. A lot of people have tweeted us this story. They have sent us a story. And I actually considered this guy to be my creep today. Okay. I considered it for a minute. Isn't it funny that we are creeps rage as much as they do? Considering you brought in cannibals who were selling people meat pies

to locals. Yeah. And then murder 30 people. And you're like, or this creep from this hotel in Nashville. Yeah. Let's talk about them. Yeah. I love the headline for this. Toe to Lee Gross. It's terrible. And evening manager. What's that? Don't encourage that. Don't encourage that. It's a terrible upon. An evening manager of a Tennessee hotel was arrested after he snuck into a man's room and sucked out of his toes. David Neal, who's 52 years old, he's the manager of the 4th Avenue South Hilton Hotel in Nashville, allegedly crept into a male's guest room while he was asleep by March 30th and got intimate with his feet. So Vinnie, here's my take on this. This guy, when he was checking in, was probably showing his toes off, probably had his flip-flops on,

to let everybody know how hot his toes are. What did you expect to have happen? Of course, someone's going to come in and start sucking on those toes of yours. Maybe it was just a service. Maybe he thought his toes looked dirty and he was cleaning them for it. Or that. Don't wear flip flops when you check in, people.

Well, this guy doesn't have to say it. This guy just not have a good story here. Oh, he made a key card to get into the room. So number one, that's a problem. Number two, he does this about 5 a.m. The man says he woke up with Neil's mouth around his toes. How do they think that was going to go? Did he think the guy was going to be like, wow, you suck a mean toe?

You want to suck my cock now? I think that's what he was hoping. I think so. I doubt that's ever going to happen. This guy had his fingers crossed and a foot in his mouth. He was just, holy shit. This guy really was optimistic. He really had to think this was going somewhere.

But apparently the man was absolutely appalled. And this guy's lucky. He still has teeth in his head. Yeah, no shit. That's a hell of a wake-up call. And the guy says he immediately recognized Neil as one of the hotel employees because he came up to his room the day before to fix his TV. Now, again, I said he didn't have a good story.

Here's what he told the cops. Okay. He said, I did enter the room. But the only reason I entered the room is because I smelled smoke and wanted to make sure the guest was okay. And then you sucked out his toe, sir. that you were okay what's the reason for that part of it sir well uh you didn't think this went all the way through your little excuse did you no he did he goes well i walked into the room yeah and i tripped

and i fell right and his foot landed directly in my mouth stumble yeah whoa there's a banana peel and i slipped on that i fucking bob sagging it forward this landed with his foot right in my mouth god damn uh this story's so bad police said neal never reported smelling smoke to security there are no other reports of guests or staff smelling smoke at no shit we know we know that's a story the guys wanted to suck at some tutsies i find it funny that the cops even entertained it's like you said you smelled smoke you tell security they smelled smoke no did anybody complain that they smelled smoke no wouldn't you see the smoke coming out from underneath the door if there was smoke how did you get in where's the room key

I threw it out. Yeah. He's like, I won't be needing this one anymore. This guy's out into it. And he's being charged with aggravated burglary and assault. Good. All right.

He should be charged with a peppa too. A papa. A something. Hey, De La. Gosh, I got to give De La. He's,

he's all over the place today. Yay, Super Chats. He says, Vinny P's on Cats. Refund me to at Mike Morse. Yeah, right. You know,

folks. I don't do it on purpose. Underneath that, Daniel Christensen points out that who are these podcasts is ranked 666 among all Patreon creators. 666. That is very impressive and exciting for us. That's about correct. A hundred percent correct. Now, let's talk about a gentleman named Jack R. in Illinois. He allegedly was caught having sexual intercourse with a horse, Carl. Okay. Now, obtained by a copy of a probable cause affidavit obtained by a news division, several deputies with the Adams County Sheriff's Office made the discovery just after midnight on Friday went on patrol outside of Peoria, Peoria, Illinois. Several deputies were reportedly conducting stationary patrols at about one in the morning near a farm. And they came across this guy blank,

having intercourse with the horse, whilst he was standing on a five-gallon bucket and feeding apples to the animal, simultaneously performing coitus. Hey, just a reminder to everyone. What this guy was doing is now legal in Spain. Just a quick reminder. Spain just legalized this. Legalize it.

During, the outlet further reported that during his first spirits in court Friday, the judge expressly stated that blank stands accused of having placed his penis inside the vagina of a horse. Yes. The judge made sure to go, this guy put his penis inside of a horse is that what we're saying today well at least it was a female horse so it's not that gross yeah now i like my uh bestiality to be straight

this guy he has a whole fucking he's on disability he's a mess 700 of his thousand dollars a month goes towards rent he's begging for mercy from the court yeah and uh the judge cited with prosecutors he's got a $2,000 bond, and he's still in detention right now as we speak, and he's going to be represented by a public defender. So this guy's just going to be sitting at jail for a while. Did you mention? Explated to the boys. Did you mention this wasn't the first time?

Oh, yeah. He admitted to doing it 10 times. Yeah, so this wasn't like a random hookup. These two are dating. Yes. Let's keep that in mind. And that whole thing where they're like on patrol in this farm at 1 a.m., all sounds very fishy to me. I think they were on to this guy.

maybe i think maybe they do that was going on but is there anything hotter than forbidden love i ask you that not a thing reminds you of romeo and julia or the west side story how do you sell this in jail joll and juliet what am i talking about julia say it again how do you sell this when you're in lockup what are you in for um i don't know i mean i was dating this girl she was really hot to trot if you know what i mean you could also point to matthew broader i can see i'm not the only one fucking horses around here what's the problem Well, I thought I was at the sex of the city convention. Yeah, right.

Those celebrities don't look the same when you see him in person. I was just feeding her an apple. All right, Carl, let's go to Egypt, shall we? Yeah. According to authorities in Egypt, a woman named Hana, she's 29 years old, murdered her own child with a machete before cooking his remains for food because she wanted to stay with him to stay with her forever. remember when we first started this show a story like this i'd be like what this is insane and

now i'm like oh yeah this again okay and you want to know something interesting carl uh officers brought her into custody after the boy's uncle was left horrified at the discovery of little yucef's body parts dumped into buckets that's the second time we've done a story about a kid kid thrown in a dead kid thrown in a bucket this week correct and and by the way this photo of this little boy in the story is very appropriate this kid looks extremely nervous in this photo like he knows mom's up to no good she said it took her four blows with the axe to get the kid's head off she allegedly cooked his head and other parts of his slession boiling water on the stove before eating them she and the victim you says have been living

alone after a separation from her husband who insists that she knew exactly what she was doing she claimed that she was crazy didn't know what happened yeah by the way when she says she's mentally ill prove it oh wait no okay no you actually did just prove it now you're right yeah And so her whole thing is, I ate the child so that he would stay because the husband left her. Yeah, if she wanted to get back at the father and guess what, she wins this round. Yeah, Jen, the cleaning lady just walked in here all loud because she thinks she's allowed to. No, out. Broadcasting live.

Get out. We're running late today. That's what happens. We love you, Jen. We're running late. Vinny. All right. Can you believe how tough we have it, folks?

we have to kick out the cleaning person out of our studio. And it's such a mess of the show. Yeah. I love Jen. So this whole thing is disgusted. She ate her own child's head. Claims insanity. The family's going, she's not insane.

She just did it. Why? Because she's clearly insane. She's clearly insane. Yeah. Vinnie De La again. Another $2. Sorry, Vinnie.

I peed on my cat. It was fun. Keep the money. All right. Thank you. I will. comes out. Thanks for the two bucks. I'll be honest with you. I've pissed on a cat once. All right. Is it time for me to spin the wheel? Will you put up the consequences? I'm going to

walk over there. But read the consequences. Stay right there for a say. Let's go over these for everybody. Oh, man. Are you bummed out? Did you have to spend this now? This is I've been waiting for this all day. Don't be a sour sport. All right. We're running long and people are getting bored of all this wheel spinning and all right. Nobody's ever bored of that. That's the February's favorite part. I know. God, all right. Number one on the board, winner's choice number two stand-up set written by cardiff electric and i want to point out that vini hosts this thing called the funniest i don't host it oh i thought you did i thought you put it on i do but i don't host it oh no okay i'm sorry yeah comment to carl since funniest person a rochester

contest carl if he gets this will enter and do a set written by cardiff hopefully in front of a good couple hundred people yeah so i will ruin my reputation if it hasn't been ruined already but i'm sorry when i meant host i meant like you are you put it on yeah the rochester's funniest person Contest. The club does. Murder and makeup video. You have to do a Bailey Sarian style video where you put on makeup and talk about a true crime.

That could actually be the ICP thing. I could put on too dope makeup and talk to you. Nope, that's way too cool. I think you have to go full drag queen. Knife edge chops from our buddy Colin Delaney. And by the way, shout out to Colin. Just got married last weekend. Congratulations, Colin, Julia.

Two hours. song marathon. That one doesn't seem fun. Nope. The little Carl consequence. Jesus. I'm surprised it isn't all little car consequence. Where Carl, Lil Wiki have to walk around together.

You want to have happened so bad. And public for a week and Carl has to go talk to people with the EWalk. That'll be cute. $100 to podcast hit man. Right. And number eight. I left it on past the spin. Yes.

Number eight's amazing. Okay. Number eight is where the things that you are all excited about get flip around and now you are the one spinning all right well folks carl do you want to come on in here and do this yes all right folks here he comes he's coming around okay carl you might as well take wicket with you oh is it really it is little carl consequence little carl's coming around town celebrate together I was really really hoping for number eight we're so happy I stink at this a little carl consequence everybody well here I am me and wicket just like old times

back together reunited and it feels so good yep so we're gonna have to get some footage of you around town with uh wiki you know what this isn't even wicked it just says iwok this is a generic it's star wars branded it is Eric Ewok. Maybe I'll call him Slurp Slurp. That's your nickname. I know. Actually, I would like it if you called him Slurp,

Surp to people. Then they'd have to wonder what the fuck was out with you. I think either way, they're going to think I'm a little bit nuts. All right, little Carl Cots quads it is, folks. We'll be back on Wednesday with a brand new bonus episode for all of you bonus content subscribers. This one is not a freebie behind the paywall.

So join us on Patreon, Supercast, or backed up. I hope to see you there. Carl, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia. Thank you.