The Creep Off - Episode 168: Everything is Coming up Karl (Hangover Edition)

Episode Date: June 6, 2023

Today Karl comes to us from his new estate in Florida, and due to travel schedules, we decided to bring you a special hangover edition of the show featuring an extended scum parade and a rare regular show edition of Predator Hunter Theater:Check out the Scum Parade stories: 3 teens charged after village's swan killed, then eaten: Police - ABC News (go.com)‘Panty Pirate’ accused of repeated underwear thefts in Huntsville area (click2houston.com)Mother arrested after leaving children in burning vehicle (orlandosentinel.com)Mom Abandons 22-Year-Old Special Needs Daughter in Michigan Preserve – Crime OnlineDad finds accused pedophile hiding in 13-year-old daughter’s closet, Illinois cops say (aol.com)Lamora Williams will stand trial for oven deaths of toddlers (lawandcrime.com)David Cunningham convicted of murdering neighbor Melia Jones (lawandcrime.com)Watch the video from Skeeter Jean:Man Passes Out in the Middle of Walmart When Trying to Meet 14 Year Old (EMT ARRIVES) - YouTubeWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

You're listening to the Carl Network. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Warning, listening to the creep off might leave you. Trigger. This episode may contain murder, rape, laughing of murder and rape, ableism, Lenny Dykstra, serial keeters, smile talking, fat shaming, child abuse, drug abuse, pizza abuse, victim blaming, and the state of Florida. I'm going to give the people what they want.

Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, coo, coo. Welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinnie and joining me as always. It's hot. Cuckaca Carla.

And especially hot today, buddy. It's like 90 degrees outside. I am coming in from Flo Rida. And thank you for having me on the show today, Vinny. I do have some tales to tell of my vacation so far. Did a gator get Jenny jingles? Yes. but it's okay i already i already met a girl who sings pretty well she she sings pretty well and uh you

know little long in the tooth a little uh leathery skin but other than that okay well you can afford vocal lessons for her i think sure sure i can i'm sorry it's cavernous in here so uh i'm in the new house we're just getting set up and i don't have my setup complete yet so uh if it sounds like should i apologize well i want to say thanks to hedge lord for the awesome trigger warning open uh so far you're in the lead that's great no that's perfect i don't know if anyone could have that well they could try they could try we'll keep it open for a little bit we'll see if we get any more we're going to do kind of a different episode today you wanted to do something a little more freestyle we do have some segments planned i have something really fun for everybody at the end

of the show you're going to enjoy before we get to any of the fun things we're going to do let's talk to jess shall we yes get in here jess well i'm not fun the way that came up it's just like oh jess is not fun no yeah that that was kind of shitty the way that biddy presented that there's carl's exfinity internet this is going to be a this is fucking fantastic i said that he was in uh florida i was like oh no yeah this is going to be good already hi carl you're great it's great guys relax it's fine oh no i'm not saying the state i'm saying the people running the state Or, I mean, that's just my opinion. It's wonderful.

It's everything's good here. Everyone's happy. Everyone's smiling. That's good at least. My pool guy's here. He's happy. We're all happy. Drop the pool guy already, huh?

What are you, Bob Levy? What is this? What is just bullshit with you in the pools? Carl, there's some controversy from last week's episode. And I want to. Really? Jessica talk about, yeah. Oh, yeah.

And you know it. You know it. I didn't call you out. But you got caught, son. Go ahead, Jessica. tell the man the scores and everything well the score is 131 to 62 with karl winning yeah the people have spoken yeah a lot of people are saying they wanted the no option we forgot alex didn't put in the no option in uh yeah but that's not all the controversy is it

jess i yeah oh yeah um they said if carl wins this week he shouldn't get a point why is that because you've been he already brought this creep right yeah episode 28 that's Hey, listen, guys, I have a policy on this show. And I think you know what my policy is. Now, Carl, we have never had a rule. You can't bring a creep twice. We've never had a rule against it. I have brought the same creep twice.

I think three times now. Maybe twice. You brought Joe Biden. Yep. You brought Joe Biden maybe three times. I think Fauci did least twice. Fauci twice, Cuomo was on there a few times. times. And now it was finally stealing my creeps. You're stealing my creeps now, Carl. Can I say

this, though, in my defense? Something I never do. But when you picked Air Force, I message you the day before and I said, I think I'm going to go with this person. Is that cool? And you said, all yours, buddy. So you could have caught it at that time because I did clear it with you before we picked our creeps. So I'm not taking sole responsibility for this one, but it doesn't matter because there's no rules that I can't grab the same creepieb dog. Here you are again, victim blame aid. Victum. Bullshit.

And here's the thing. It's fine. We don't have a rule against this. Correct. Carl, I'm not going to fuck it. There's no rule against it. So it is what it is. I recognized it after he sent it to me.

And I went, I didn't recognize the name at first. Then Carl sent me the picture to load up of the guy in the lingerie. And I went, I fucking did this guy already. But already did all of his work. And we all fucking know he's not doing it again. I mean, I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I forgot that you brought him until you're a mind.

Right. It was years ago. Just it was literally years ago. And also what episode was that like 161? No, it was like 20. This was 167. No, no. I'm saying the last episode is like 160.

Oh, yeah. What episodes are? Are we? It's a lot. It's been a while. Yeah. It's fine. It's, it's what happened.

happens. It's fine. Well, and also that guy's really creepy. Oh, when I start bringing Fauci every week, motherfucker. Give you a taste. You should. I'll vote for you. Your own smile, talking penicillin. I'll also, you. Vinnie, because our buddy Alex, who helps us out with the show, we love him. He was giving me shit for this. Now, here's the deal. Oh, you bad. Oh, I understand. Here's the deal. Here's what people don't understand is that normally my Monday mornings are dedicated to prepping for the creep off. But this particular Monday morning. I had to get my prep work done early because I had ski mask on my show. It was the only time he was available to come on WATP.

So I had a pre-recorded a segment of ski mask. So by the time I got everything pulled together to present my creep, but he goes, we've already done that creep. I went, well, I don't know what to tell you, buddy, because that's what I'm bringing in today. I do not have time to find a different creep and do the proper research. So that's just how it goes sometimes. Yep.

And here's the thing that kills me about it. People had commented in the Reddit, right? I was reading this this week. they were going he even played the same clips when he played and then they said it's the same creep episode 28 and then they showed the score from episode 28 I fucking lost

that's amazing it was an episode it was an episode with you me and croge god rest his soul and it was I think crows won because it was one of those situations where the listeners always vote against us even if like we have a better creep than the the guest they always wanted to get to the guest five points right so whatever that's hilarious so i should get two points so people were saying i shouldn't get any points i should get two points i brought a creep that already lost i brought a creep that lost and i won i should get two points for that i'm calling it right now i'm in the lead get the fuck out of here you snagletooth jimmy buffett want to be i will fucking edge you you had that one or ready to go that was in the holster was no i did

I'm just thinking about you fucking in Florida fucking walking around Margarita's like a douche. Vinnie, what's the score right now, buddy? We, we, we play these, uh, these games for the first to five wins. It's two to two to two son. Nice. Very good. I'm looking at Monday and it is super chat Monday. That's what I'm celebrating.

Hack the movies could only afford to send us five bucks today. Come on, Tony. Uh, he says, Jess is a traitor. All because on. Instagram. I accidentally voted for he had a picture of him next to a car because he's bald now. Tony's bald now. And he has a picture. He looks like Travis Bickle. He looks like a monk. No offense, Tony. I'm sorry. But he looks like a monk. I was so taken aback by just his sudden haircut. But he put a picture of him next to a car. And it looked like a picture of I guess Andrew Tate that was staying next to a car. And I actually clicked on Andrew Tate. Like who did it better? I actually clicked on Andrew Tate. And it doesn't it doesn't let you change it. And he saw that I voted for Andrew Tate and now he's mad at me. Great. I think we'd all agree that Andrew Tate pulls it off better than Tony from Hack the movies. I think we can all agree on that. Yeah. He has no right to be mad at me though because

most of the people voted for him because he's famous. Sorry, Tony. I just want to talk to you about Tony from Hack the movies now. This is hilarious. You guys have been working together for a long time. He's isn't there some pent up anger going on that we need to get through is um what is he done to you what is the creepiest thing you've ever seen tony do just out of curiosity i'll be everyone as says i'm like nothing really come on really nothing you never caught him like cup and farts and smelling them anything weird although then him uh asking me to like make the audio louder of like weird like sounds he makes into the microphone sometimes but i haven't edited him with it for him for a while except last week i did so

Okay. All right. You know what? Jess, guess what? You just passed the test. We were just trying to test you to see if you'll throw a co-host under the bus. And you don't. Good job.

Good job, Jess. Because if you would have actually dropped something on Tony, we'd be like, I would have talked to video after the show. We can't work with her anymore because I can't have these things getting out. No. To be honest with you, this is the show where we appreciate rolling over on our co-host. That's a good point. Yeah, never mind. You might have been in order for a raise from old Vinnie over here.

Carl's word. How long of it. So, Jess, are there any comments you want to read from anybody? Anything interesting? Someone said? Well, I mean, most of them are, wasn't this creep already brought? Where's the no option? Someone epitomizer one said, so can next week's episode theme be return of the creeps?

Just tell Vinny to bring an old creep. I'm sure Carl will just bring the one. one of Vinnie's old ones without being prompted to well that's retarded people are upset about this yeah they are but i think it would be funny if one day like we had to pick one of each other's creeps that lost to try to win with them i like that by the way can we can we pull up cam critical's comment on here okay i'm liking what cam has to say about this Carl is making sense to be honest yeah I am making a lot of good points okay well maybe uh take your medicine if you think Carl's making sense all right Jess we're going to keep going this morning

thank you for joining us as always we'll see you next week follow her at Jess daydreaming wherever you follow people not on the street and uh we'll see you then see you bye jess all right All right, Vinnie, can I tell my story about what I fucking did when I got to Florida? I am so mad at myself. I can't believe I did this. There was almost no show today because we get in Saturday night. Now, on the airplane, I was on my computer, you know, there was a layover. So both trips on the airplane, I was editing the newest WATP.

So I was working on my computer the entire time. I just get done rendering the finished file as we're about to land in Florida. So I close up my laptop and I put it back, or at least I thought I put it back, in the bag where I transport my laptop in. And then we get off the plane and then we, you know, we get to the house and we're getting settled in a little bit. The next morning, I get up. This would be Sunday morning. And I go, I got to upload that episode of Who Are These Podcasts. You know, we're like building furniture and shit.

This is a work trip. But I'm like, I'll let me just do this real quick. And then I'll get back to helping you build some chases. and this sectional and stuff. So I look at my bag, there's no laptop. And I'm like, what, how is this possible? How would I not put my, plus I always look at my, when I get up from an airplane, I always look back,

make sure I didn't leave a phone or something laying there. Like, this is not me at all in any single way to be forgetful or leave things behind. So I'm looking in our rental car. I'm checking everywhere. I'm like, where could I've left this? Now, thankfully, I didn't recognize this Saturday night or else I would have fucking lost my mind.

So fortunately, I didn't figure this out until, Sunday morning. So I go on, I'm making phone calls to Delta, to the airport, anything I can do. It's the weekend. Everything's closed. Delta tells me I have to fill out this form and put in a ticket. So I go through and I put in all the information and what I lost and where it was, blah, blah, blah. And it says, okay, it could take up the three weeks to process this. But if we do find it, we'll ship it back to you. And I'm like, well, that's not going to work for me. That's a problem. So they were like, we don't care. we're an airline sir right familiar with that business precisely uh thank solly delta go fuck yourself that's that was the vibe i was getting video and i was none too pleased so uh my wife says carroll

just drive to the airport it's probably at the airport just drive to the airport now the airport's not close but whatever i'm like all right i need my computer i'm going to go so i hop in the car and i just drive to the airport i get to the airport so i'm on like the final stretch it's like the road that takes you right to the terminals and i realized that i didn't bring my wallet with me and there's no free parking lots at an airport i need money in order to get to the airport so then i i pull over into the 7-11 that's like the last thing you can do before you go to the airport and i'm like fuck what am i going to do am i going to drive all the way back and get my keys or get my money then drive all the way back again this is going to be another two hours so i realize i have my

phone, I can get an Uber. So I have an Uber pick me up and drive me a mile to the airport. Go into the airport, Delta has, the loss and found is closed over the weekend. And, but Delta has like this baggage claim, like right near the baggage claim thing where if people don't pick up their suitcase or whatever, they throw it in there. So I walk in, there's two people in there and I go, guys, I came in from Atlanta last night and I left my laptop on an airplane. Is there any way, any chance you guys know about. this have seen it have heard they go what what kind of laptop it's it's a gray macbook they go oh you mean this one right here pull it right out they had to ask me some questions about um

what seat i was in and who was sitting next to me and whatever and i could not believe it was there at the airport vini so then i took an uber back to my car after getting my uh my computer and was able to get back to the uh to the house is coming up carl today isn't it buddy vinny I, if I could explain to you the roller coaster of emotions, because not only do I need my laptop to do my job, but like episodes of my show are on that that are nowhere else, they're gone. If my laptop's gone, they're gone. And of course, in my head, I'm thinking, all right, well, this has been a good run with podcasting, but, you know, there's other things I can be doing with my life. And, you know, maybe it's time for the next chapter. Like, I'm literally like, this is, this is it for me.

We were this close to getting rid of you. How the hell did I put my computer down under my seat or something where I couldn't see it and then just walk off an airport? I can't believe I did that. I feel like such an idiot, but thank God. Here we are. I'm going to go ahead and just blame it on the Tardation. Yeah, you might as well. All right.

Well, I'm glad you made it. How about we do something from my end so we don't have any problems for the first time ever? Take me on a rain of these fuck charades That these creeps have made Scum parade Vinny and Carl Gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade

Like stories of a kid Fucked by his mom or dad Soaking up the blood of a cat Scum parade You know what I think I'm gonna do Carl? I think I'm gonna start off with with an extra story that i didn't email you just i'm going to throw it in there for everybody you're going to enjoy this i don't know if you heard this story a lot of people posted it in all of our

subredits and stuff and they tweeted at us a bunch a lot of you did uh this came out of syracuse carl manilus new york a suburb of syracuse a beloved swan was reported missing do you hear about this do you hear about this car it was from the zoo who's what who's looking after a swan It was in the New York State Villages pond on Monday. It was in the Manilis town. They had this little pond and they had a town swan that the town owned, fed, and took care of it. It had little swanlings or whatever the fuck you call those. Is this like an old folks home or something?

Like who's paying attention to this? Who gives a shit? No, it's not like an old folks home. Three Teeds face felony charges in connection with the death of Fay, as well as the theft of her four signets. I guess that's what they call them. fixtures of the Monellas Swan Pond and Manilas, the southeastern suburb of Syracuse. Police said Wednesday, the teen's friend from Syracuse were arrested in charge with grand larceny and criminal mischief, both felonies, as well as conspiracy and criminal trespass,

both misdemeanors, Monellas police said. An 18-year-old suspect was arraigned and released on his own recognizance, police said he is scheduled to appear in court on June 15th. Now, the other suspects were 16 and 17 years old. The teens allegedly hopped a fence overnight on the Memorial Day holiday weekend, captured the swan that was nesting with her babies, killed her at the pond. And then they grilled her. Then they grilled and ate the swan. Wait, what?

That's fucked up, man. Wow. They said they thought it was a large duck. Can you eat swan? People eat swan. I'm not even sure. That's what they did. They fucking eat the swat, the town swan.

I'll be honest with you, Vinny. I wouldn't be able to do that when I was 18 years old. That's, uh, that's pretty impressive. Tips from citizens led to a business shop city plaza in the town of Salina where they found two of the baby swans that they took with them. And then they found the other two baby swans at a residence in Syracuse. Apparently they wanted to raise them as their own to eat later. I was going to say maybe the baby swans are a delicacy or something.

But no, that's not the case. Okay. Yeah, they just, I guess we're trying to raise them. so fucking crazy. This is an insane story, Vinnie. This can't be real. This is, wow. Very, very real.

All right. Let's keep moving, Carl. We'll go to Huntsville, Texas, shall we? We'll catch up with you. A 30-year-old man is behind bars in Walker County after Huntsville police had three women, all in their early 20s had their undergarments stolen from their unlocked apartment units. All right. I have to say, yeah.

Vinny, this is a very weird thing to do, unless these chicks are super hot. I don't know why anyone would want anyone's underwear. It's basically all underwear does is stop you from smearing shit on your clothes. Maybe your underwear is only there to stop shit from smearing, but the rest of us don't have that problem. Why do you wear underwear then, Carl? What's up? I don't have shit in my ass. Are you telling me that when you take off your underwear, it looks like used toilet paper?

No. I'm just saying that the whole recent people wore underwear was, you know, stop them from ruining their clothes with their disgusting body parts i think you're wrong about that many i don't know but i don't think anybody's assholes passing the white glove test all right i'll do it right now let's go i bet you will the crack in the case is being credited to good police work and sharp witnesses in other words busy bodies ratted on this guy they said this gentleman named George was seen by many people hanging around the apartment complex didn't live there just hanging around and apparently he wasn't well apparently people weren't locking their

doors and he was going in and just go into the panty drawer and stealing their fucking laundry which is insane to do I agree with you I don't think I want anybody's underwear there's nothing good there this isn't Japan I don't need those fucking vending machines in my life well Also, I would never steal a girl's underwear because you're pretty much giving up on ever fucking her when you do that. Like once you steal the panties, you're admitting that you're not in her league. I would never do that. Do you say that's not a way to flirt? I'm just saying like the girl's not going to be like, I used to think he was weird because he stole my underpants.

But now I'm in love with them. It's like she's not going to happen that way. You have to make sure she never, ever found out. Right. Yeah. That's true. That's true. Like if you finally do hook up with her.

and she's like, oh, man, my underpants are dirty. You can't just be like, oh, I've got another pair of yours right over here you can have. Like that, that would be a problem. Oh, you need an extra pair. You forgot to check the drawer. Yeah, check the door. Check the underwear. They're next to Nancy's.

It's alphabetical order. You'll find them. So the cop service search warrant on this guy's house, right? And they find the missing panties and a whole bunch of other panties that are completely unaccounted for. So I'm going to go out on a limb. and say this guy's not going to be able to produce a receipt and you can tell you could tell this article was written by a woman because it never explains the types of panties that he was stealing like

is it thongs are they lace are they clean is it are they dirty like we don't know any of these things a guy would have got to the bottom of this i would like to know what particular kink this gentleman is trying to satisfy i would be interested is he wearing them is he sniffing them what is he doing with these is you going to make a country like the guy in vietnam we saw a couple months ago right i we're not getting any of the answers in this article it's not helping us at all uh next picks good idea carl must spin the wheel every time his connection drops guys i said there it goes again carl's going to spin fuck me man i i set it up so that i would have the internet first thing they came

sunday morning it's the fastest internet i could possibly get at this location fuck me running maybe i need to reboot my computer have you hardwired your computer and i just plug the cable it's not hardwired no i don't have it ethernet port with me oh okay but i was getting over a hundred up last i checked so it doesn't make any sense let's go to central florida where carl is currently a woman with the history of runnings with law enforcement was arrested in late may after leaving two of her children in her car which caught on fire while she was allegedly shoplifting. That's right. When you shoplift, you got to leave the car running. And if you have your kids with you, I get it. You don't want to take them in there with you. You know, they're just going to drag you down

unless they're old enough to carry more stolen goods for you. Now, Alicia Michaela Moore 24 was observed on May 26, allegedly shoplifting alongside an unknown man at the Dillard's department store at the Oviedo Mall by Mall security. Moore left the children in her car, a white, 2016 Lincoln she goes inside dillards for around an hour so she's in there stealing for about an hour reaction to the report left unclear the relationship between more and the children we don't know if they're her kids nieces nephews or what but while she was inside tillards the vehicle caught fire one resident leaving the mall suzanne matto saw the fire and rescued those inside the vehicle although not before at least one of them suffered burns according to court records which is

fucking incredible. Law enforcement emergency services were contacted and arrived on scene, after which the children were quickly transported to Arnold Palmer's Children's Hospital. One of the children, a girl whose age was redacted, suffered first-degree burns to her face and hands. Moore was arrested later in the day by the Orlando Police Department on several outstanding warrants unrelated to this incident and taken to the Orange County Jail. She was already involved in an ongoing court proceeding on a charge of fleeing law enforcement

officers in March. According to court records, she had been contacted by an associate of Moore who had allowed her to borrow his car. The white 2016 Lincoln destroyed in the fire. It wasn't even in her car. She borrowed the thing. She goes shoplifting in it with two kids who aren't hers and the thing fucking catches on fire. Now, I wanted to ask you this about this story. Does it really matter if she was shoplifting or not?

Like that part of the story I don't think really matters all that much whether she's paying for these items or not. I think it makes it way more fun. Well, what's funny is that she was busted for robbing a target or shopping from a target in 2017, which you can't do that in 2017. You got to wait until 2020 and do it for George Floyd. Everyone knows that. That was her mistake. Timing was her mistake on that one. Now, if we get thrown off of the internet again, that was for Carl.

That wasn't the internet. Nobody knows what started the fighter in this car. I don't know if the kids were trying to burn their fucking way out of it. But either way, she's being charged with aggravated child neglect, second degree felony, first degree arson. They said the fire originated in the rear of the vehicle. Yeah. And they said they have found no indication that the fire was caused by electrical malfunction or engine failure. Okay.

So this is where it's weird. This is where it's weird, Vinnie. Because they're saying that they know where the fire started because there was a Tesla nearby that videotaped it. Did you see that part of this? A nearby Tesla caught the video of this car catching on fire. So are Tesla's all narcs? I didn't know that. I thought Elon was pro freedom.

We're just, we got to look out for Tesla's now and we're committing crimes. That's a very interesting point. Maybe somebody was driving a Tesla nearby that had a dash cam and this person is just terrible of communicating or Elon Musk is way more insidious than people think he is. Yeah. I get the sense that all these sensors, because they can drive themselves, are all, just 4K cameras that are capturing everything that's going on around them at all times you think

Elon is like that uh south park guy who's just watching all the toilet cams yeah he's just got a room and he's just in a room jerking it i didn't until now until just now that you brought that up yes i do think that now he's reading your twitter dms not good just so you know she's being held on a $48,000 bond car let's talk about a woman named Angela crout yes you know Angela crout she has a 22-year-old special needs daughter named Takai. Oh my. Angela Crew and an unknown woman boarded a Kalamazoo Metro Transit bus and rode it to Kalamazoo Valley Community College in Texas, Michigan.

There they walked behind the school and into the Al-Sabo Land Preserve, which is bordering wherever the school is. Now, a maintenance worker spotted them and said, hey, what are you doing? and Angela said to them that she and Tikai's aunt were taking her for a walk. Okay. The worker was a little suspicious about what was going on here. And he called the police. And the police came and started looking for the group but couldn't find them.

Twelve hours later, let's fast forward, a hiker found Takai, the 22-year-old special needs nonverbal daughter alone in the woods carrying a garbage bag of clothes. her mother and the other woman who was that her sister were nowhere to be found yeah so basically they fucking took her to the woods and left her there like a dog yes they left her for dead and i know that she's special needs but if you left me in the wilderness i think i'd be dead by morning too this was brilliant she's special needs you take away all the ideas she can't talk she can't give away any information this was not brilliant video they were busted this was dumb this is this is a Of course, they were busted, but listen, I have an uncle, and I love him.

I was named after him. The guy's got cerebral palsy. He's the greatest guy in the world. My dad's youngest brother. My grandmother always wanted to murder him. I'm pretty positive. My grandma had no patience for this guy. And if she had thought of this shit, I think she would have gone for it.

So you're saying it's a bad thing to leave disabled people in the wilderness to fed for themselves is that the stance you're taking on this one i'm saying my grandmother was a creep oh okay by the way finally we we find a victim who has worse teeth than i do and of course she's special needs i'm like fuck that's probably going to get a w w w w w said it's a v says if a tart dies in the forest and there's no teslas around that's true there's no teslas in the forest that's a good point so they had no idea where this woman was they got all adult uh adult protective services. They put on a search for the mother. They found her because people just ratted her out. They're like, oh, yeah, that's the Kai's mom. Right.

22 years old. She's been around. People know the lady. Right. Right. All right, Carl. Great stuff today. We're really killing it. And Illinois's man, this is not a good one. This one's kind of sad. An Illinois's man is accused of raping a 13-year-old girl at her home in Rockford. Well, her father was under the same roof officials say, Jun Suck Park, a 39-year-old neighborville man, is facing multiple criminal sex charges after targeting and sexually abusing the teen during the summer, according to a probable cause statement. Park met the victim on Snapchat posing as a 16-year-old boy named James and with the username Nighttime Sense. Pretty good user day. Isn't that fun for the kids?

After a series of sexually explicit conversations, Park eventually sneaked into the girl's bedroom. through a window and raped her according to the document this happened twice carl yeah you know i remember when i was 13 and i had my girlfriend over my mom always had me leave the the door open because i don't know if you know this she could watch no it's it i don't know if you know this viny but um parents of teenagers are a real cock block sometimes so you got to sneak in it's a whole thing you got to do well this second time that he snuck into the room. The girl's father caught him hiding in her bedroom closet at about 4 a.m. Don't. Park ran from the home and drove away at a Toyota Prius. Not exactly the

greatest getaway car. Like if you grab the bumper on a Prius, it's not going anywhere. Yeah, but he cares about the environment, Vinny. He's got something going for him there. Do you think that'll help him at sentencing? Yeah, he drives a hybrid, Your Honor. Also, I want to point out that he wore a condom. So that was very responsible. I mean, he's not trying to knock up his 13-year-old girlfriend. He's being responsible. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. He, uh, the police reviewed the conversations between, uh, her and park. They found items park left at the home during his first visit, including napkins, rubber gloves and a used condom. What are the rubber gloves for? Was it was he trying that before he got the condom? I'm guessing fingering. I don't know. That's, uh, so he does like not to leave fingerprints?

Maybe. I'm guessing. What a fucking creole. Park is now charged with four accounts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse court records say, oh boy. A Georgia mother of three is accused of killing two of her children by placing them in an oven and turning it on. The Georgia mother of three accused of killing two of her children by placing them in an oven and turning on, waved her first court appearance on Friday morning.

Local media in Atlanta reported Lamora Williams stands accused of a myriad of crimes over the October 2017 deaths of her sons, Jakarta, and Kayyan. who believe her killed roughly an hour apart. You know what I learned from this many from this article? You do not need to preheat your oven for children. That's good to know. You can just toss them in. Set it and forget it, baby.

That's right. The night in question, the defendant called 911 and expressed fear that her sons were dead and that she would go to jail. I don't know what she was more fearful about. I'm leaning towards the ladder. In February 2018, Williams was indicted on four counts of felony murder. two counts of murder, two counts of aggravated assault, two counts of concealing the death of another,

and one count of making a false statement. She has also been charged with two counts of cruelty to children in the first degree, one count of cruelty to children in the second degree, one additional count of aggravated assault, one count of obstruction of law enforcement officer, and one count of battery resulted in substantial physical harm. All sorts of problems here. Now, when she called 911,

she is reported saying, can you please help me? She reportedly asked the dispatcher, like, can you please tell me? me like I don't want to get locked up because this is not my fault I just came home from work that's a quote you know what happened here buddy she made a giant message she's like I don't want to clean this up I guess I better call the authorities over who would have you done something like this uh sometimes between midnight on October 12th and 11 p.m the next day williams knowingly

and intentionally killed the two toddlers by placing them in the oven and turning it on by the wait just so you know like they always talk about they always talk about like if you put a frog in a boiling pot it won't know that it's getting warmer and it'll just die children no they want to get out they're they're well aware that it's getting hotter and it's bad i can't imagine this this is like fucking hansel and gretel shit but there's no fun gingerbread house this yeah without the candy this just fucking sucks so uh she's going to trial and fuck her the dad was very distraught he says i just received a call from my child's mother that that two of my my two bed dead babies my sons are dead in an apartment jameel pent told dispatch she video called me and i seen it

i think they really are dead like she video called the dad's like hey the kids are dead just want let you know i'm going to call 911 now yeah and and the one kid's his brains are out of his head and on the floor so the other brother the three-year-old watched all this happen can we keep an eye on that kid can somebody please keep an eye of the three-year-old and see what he's up three-year-old was left unharmed yeah he was a good boy that day my guess is the oven wasn't big enough i'm going to continue you how many toddlers can you fit in an oven i'm not making a joke here i'm just wondering this episode you might be right about those can you fit in an oven all right carl this is another fun

fucking story. David Jassanti Cunningham. He's 42 years old. And he was convicted of sexually assaulting and murdering, murdering a 23 year old woman with Down syndrome inside of her apartment where she was living on her own. So I just want to tell David here that these low IQ individuals will probably just suck your dick if you ask. You don't have to sexually assault them. It's a pro tip. That is not a pro tip. Do not do that. No, ask, ask permission. I think that's the right way to go. Okay.

Now, the girl's name was Malia Angelie Jones. Where do I start here? This is such a fucked up story. Prosecutor said the jurors were persuaded that Cunningham was watching his neighbor and followed her into her apartment where she had recently started living on her own as she worked to support herself. So this is like a girl who's overcome some disabilities and she's actually out there living a life and doing something for herself. He went in there, raped, killed her,

and he tried to make it look like robbery was the motive. So he stole a bunch of stuff. Tragically, Jones's father and his stepmother were the ones who found her dead in her apartment. The loved one was strangled, had a plastic bag on her head, and her body was wrapped in a Hannah Montana blanket.

It's not the way I want to go. Fuck, I put that on the wheel. Put that in your will. Hannah Montana Blanky consequences and you die. They wrap you a Hannah Montana blanket in your casket. What do you think, Carl? If I wasn't frozen, I would tell you that's a good idea. I could hear you a little bit. Did you read the obituary that they wrote about this girl? Yeah, dude. I have to tell you this man. Her tasted music is retarded, but you know, she is a woman. So that's to be. Malia enjoyed dancing and

singing to her favorite artists, including Michael Jackson, big time, rush, Elvis Presley, Ariane Grande. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Big time rush. Oh, No comma. It's not big time comma rush. That would be cool. She's not into rush. What the fuck is big time rush? Not rush. Giddy Lee is not in big time rush. That is all I can tell you about that.

I do a Google search for it, but I probably kick me off the fucking internet. Sorry, retard. Your internet sucks. They throw you off. Justin Bieber, she was a big fan. And I love the way that did. And she was also a fan of all gospel artists, everyone she loved. Why?

Cunningham. I guess God wants you to be on. Cunningham reportedly did not apologize at the sentencing and is considering an appeal. Good fucking luck. Good fucking luck, dude. Piece of shit. All right, Carl. I don't know what to do with you, but you know what I am going to do?

I am going to do something that I love to do. And I hope you all will enjoy too. I prepared a little special bonus for all of you on this Monday. for those of you who stayed through all of this nonsense with us. Thank you. Pedophile hunter theater. Let's go. Yes.

Video loves this. This is favorite thing in the world. We are going to be a new pedophile hunter. We have never featured on the show before, but he is quite prominent on the internet. I'm sure you could find him if you look for him. His name is Skeeter Jean, Skeeter J-E-A-N. He, uh, little different that our boy, Gordon Flowers. He has, uh, definitely kind of molded.

it himself after Chris Hansen. He always has more of a professional vibe to the way he does things. But he also sneaks some clever. Good. Good. Because I, some clever jabs. Yeah, because Gordon kind of rubs me the wrong way sometimes. I know he's boys with Mersh, but he rubs me the wrong way.

Yeah, a couple of people have told me that, that no one. We're going to Marion, Indiana, to a Walmart carl. And I'm going to catch us up right to the point that we're at. This gentleman named Anthony was talking to who. who he thought was a 14-year-old girl. They decoyed him with this fat girl who looks like she's 30. And somehow, he still thought she was 14 and kept talking to her inside of the Walmart.

Oh, boy. Now, they catch up with Ab walking out. And this gentleman, this is the initial confrontation from Skeeter Jean. Here you go, Carl. I'm just hanging out. That's it. Just hanging out? Yep. Who you're hanging out with?

I'm hanging out with her. And how old is she? As far as I know, from the profile that I saw, she was 20. Take the little harder. 24, I think. She was, according to the profile that I saw, she was 24-ish. Now, Vinnie, if you like to fuck children, wouldn't you get good at lying? I feel like I'd get really good at lying

if that was the thing I was into. Yeah, there's a lot of things that you should probably consider about these before you approach a 14-year-old on the internet to meet up with you to have sex at a Walmart. Let's see what happens next. 24.

You want to make me, yes. Do you want to try again? Would you just tell me in the aisle over there? You were just asking if I was 14, right? She says right here, I'm 14. and you say, you're effing with me, right? And how old are you? I did, yes.

I came here to make sure because, you know, there's a lot of profiles out there and everything else. I don't want to get in trouble. I really, so if you don't get in trouble, we just want to talk, we want to go talk outside until we don't cause the scene and shit.

Okay, so far, this is pretty much like any other pedophile hunter catch video that we've watched. And obviously, we watch them all for educational purposes and not just the sheer entertainment value. I like what he says, I just don't want to get in trouble. Yeah, nobody does. You don't have to. That goes without saying, sir.

We know that you don't want to get in trouble. In this scenario, I feel like this gentleman felt it needed to be set. Uh, Earth made a patched wants to know, very enough. Do you own any less embarrassing shirts? Uh, once your wolf pack, your wolf pack for life. Fuck off, Syracuse. All right. Now, Skeeter Jean, what I like about his videos, Carl, is he will put in a little

commentary, something that a lot of these guys don't do. He tries up a little production. value and do it. So here is Skeeter going to set up what's about to happen next, so I don't have to. From the get-go, I believe that Anthony was trying to think of a plan to get himself out of this situation. And let me tell you, he came up with quite the master plan. Intrigued yet, Carl, we're going to see alleged pedophile do something that we have never see them do before. Here we go. That doesn't make any sense. Because if it was, then I was going to report. You were going to report. So you had come here and meet her and make sure.

Yes. You couldn't just trust what she was telling you on the app. You just told me in the aisle. You're 14. I'm almost 30. This isn't right. Yes. I shouldn't be doing this, but people look down on this. Yes. So why'd you say that? And we're still walking. I'm not kidding. I'm going to pause right there just so everybody knows what's happening.

She says to him, you're saying you were going to report it, but you just asked me, am I 14? Are you sure you're 14? Okay, let's go. And now all of a sudden he goes, oh, my bullshit isn't going to work. I'm caught very, very red-handed. And he says, I'm feeling lightheaded. Do you want to sit down? You sit down? Bro. Okay.

Or not you're doing that. All right, we gotta call the ambulance then. Okay, we'll call call 911 then. He's having a predator attack. He's playing dead. That's hilarious. He just drops to the Walmart to the ground and just starts laying there like he's dead. If he's dead, everybody will go away, like a dog when their mother grabs their neck and they go limb.

It's like when you close your eyes and then no one can see you anymore. The other gentleman who's walking next. to him in the hoodie, tried to catch him so he wouldn't fall down. Like, if the guy was falling, he would not have been able to hit the ground because this guy was trying to hold him. And he goes, he pushed himself down to the ground. Listen to this shit.

Come on, bro. That was fake as shit. Now, Anthony, you're making a total scene in this Walmart. You're really not making yourself look good here. I try to catch you and you force yourself down. He's stupid idiot.

And now he's just laying there. completely limp. Now, watch him pull the old Anthony Coombea, Carl. Hey, you're not, Anthony. But he's not laying there limp, though. Is he sleeping? It sounds like he's soaring. He's sick, for it.

He's staring. Someone give him a Frederick Percocet and wake him up or something. He's laid on the ground. And, like, they try to pick him up a little bit. Now he's propped over up. little bit, but he's just going completely lip and now he's like fake snoring. Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, sip, zip. Vinnie, this is actually, I think brilliant, I think he could probably wait them out on this one because this guy does not want to wake up for

any reason. These people probably have to go somewhere at some point. Jay Lafleur said, okay, he's dead. Bishin-coblin. So Jen, Jed, I was thinking the same thing. She goes, is this dark? She goes, narcolepsy? I don't think this is narcolepsy. folks because watch this he decides to still continue to ask the man about his chats while he's laying there pretending to be comatose uh and it gets a little more uncomfortable you even said that you are truly done and want to make sure that the cops aren't waiting when you came to meet her oh is that that got a moving yeah he's trying to twitching what he brought up

Whoops. Okay, hold on. He's having a nightmare. Oh, look at he's running in his sleep. Oh, she's chasing rabbits. He's chasing 13-year-old to his sleep. He's chasing rabbits. Oh, look at the little guys.

Okay, here we go. This is my favorite clip of all of it, Carl. Watch the background here because so far, no one from the Walmart has showed up to find out what the fuck is happening in their store. Can I just say this real quick, many? I went to I needed a pool skimmer so I went to a Walmart yesterday I don't go to Walmart ever and there's literally no behavior you could do in a Walmart that would alert anyone there's nothing anyone can do you'd be like oh that's weird because

that's just that's all that's going on the whole time so someone's pretending to be passed out on top of merchandise people just like I well don't bother him don't get used to Walmart their flow rider now watch the background here yeah I know I've been a couple weeks ago guess what I still taking the gym he's here to need a file made him pass out pass out 100%

seems like the chat logs were a little too much for him to handle that guy does not get paid enough to deal with that bullshit Carl describe that for everyone please holy shit

all right so a guy who's sweeping the floor up walks by looks over sees this commotion on people standing around thinks about it for a second

should I step in should I do something And then you see him look around a little bit and go, nope, I don't need this in my life. And just keep watching it and dust up. He's sweeping up. He's just going to see it up. That's all right. Oh, the floor looks dirty over here.

All right. Bye, guys. So finally, this guy decides to come to and give up his game of Opossum. Here you go. Can you just get up and so we can go outside and talk about this? Anthony. Oh, are you with me? Can you hear me?

you're right Anthony are you able to get yourself up okay you should be able to okay I don't know if you should maybe should just your hand is very dirty I'm not going to contaminate myself

there is some shells behind you that you can use to lift yourself though maybe you should sit down sir may you just take it easy lean back lean back on the shelf yeah just lean back like fat Joe

so he's now the Walmart employees are all there the mansions have called an ambulance the police are coming an ambulance is coming. This guy realizes this. This is a bad move. Vinny, this is a bad move.

I got to be honest. Now he's just surrounded by everybody. And this guy's fucking got a transcript of all the pervy stuff he said to a 14 year old. And now all the employees of the store, everyone, customers, everyone is gathered around this asshole. So for the sake of keeping this brief, I did. We're to fast forward to him walking outside and still continuing to be confronted by Skeeter. Here you go, Carl. Do you want to make right now about that house, babe?

And there's a whole bunch of kids. Are that real? Yes, that was real. No, no, we fell. Was that real? Yes. Yeah. That is such a liar move right there.

Isn't it, Carl? Is this real? Yeah, yeah. I was telling the truth. I didn't talk to a 14-year-old girl. No, we were talking about you laying in the middle of the floor. Oh, yeah, that was real, too. Yeah, the other lie that just happened just now.

I like Dylan from somewhere, says, who's Anthony? This is Kelly Clarkson. Okay. Okay, let's keep going. Now, he keeps reading this stuff. Watch what happens with the, uh, the, uh, paramedic here. Can I ask while you said you've never had sex with a 14 year old before? That is true.

I never. Okay. Why tell it to her, though, and then you ask her what she wants to do. Okay. So at this point, he needs to seek medical attention. Okay. Look him, look him over, make sure everything's okay for it. Yeah, I just want to ask him.

I know, but we need to let him... The paramedic is standing there like, huh, why is he asking this guy these questions? Watch him closely now. Do his thing. Okay, I got you. Oh, this is the sexually charged conversation he was having with the 14-year-old girl that he was here to meet today. Yes, sir. The paramedic gives him basically a finger gun, like, okay, gotcha.

And guess what happens next, Carl? You want to take a guess? I honestly have no idea. Well, they check him out, and it turns out he's fun. and uh well yeah there he is going to jail uh boy now vini what is he going to jail for so now he's in coughs he's being brought into a police vehicle but it can't be for texting with a fake 14 year old right is it because of the disturbance he made in the walmart so it is not just the disturbance he made in the walmart it is luring of a child which is very illegal it's a felony

car but there wasn't a child but if you think there's a 14 year old and you tell the 14 year old I'm coming to have sex with you. You show up there to have sex with a 14-year-old. It's like a pre-cog crime. It's illegal. It's, I mean, whether or not we want to argue it, it's still a lot. If I think I'm going to get into a spaceship and fly to Mars, it doesn't mean I'm an astronaut.

Just because someone thinks something doesn't make it reality. Carl, we don't disagree here. We do not disagree here. But here's the thing. Just because the wolves haven't eaten the baby yet, doesn't mean you need the wolves fucking. wandering free around the fucking village I see what you're saying

but you also can't put the wolves in prison because they like eating babies it's true anyway I don't know I don't know what the answer is that guy's hilarious though that was a very very bad strategy very bad this is Carl's Chris Delia realization right there Carl this has been an absolute cluster fuck today pal

I'm sorry buddy I'm you probably have your work cut out for as far as editing is we do but before we go today i want to uh do some voicemails real quick and i want to start off by wishing the voice of syracuse mr brian mcbride a very speedy recovery he uh had an emergency surgery last no poor guy and uh hope he's doing okay he should be fine he's going to be all good i'm not going to get into like the details but he had a serious thing and he's he's doing okay he was texting with me so we're we're glad he's regret he's on the man So, uh, first

Yeah, voicemail, Carl Jesus Christ, what a horrifying fucking image that was. Vinny running away from fucking, uh, podcast hit man, like, and then you made the fucking joke about them running downhill. First of all, let's not kidding ourselves. Yes, Lewinsky would fucking fall forward, fucking head over heels and just start fucking rolling

like a fucking snowball. Probably picking up any fucking trash on the way and becoming this blob of shit and also Vinnie would fucking turn around and be like oh my God and fucking trip over his fucking fat fucking feet and

start rolling was slightly slower and then Lewinsky would run into Vinny and they'd absorb into each other and become this big fucking unstoppable blob and they would just become this like perpetual motion machine of fatness that just fucking engulfed the entire world

getting people as it as it approached them thank you fuck you bye that's quite the imagination i was gonna say that's fucking crazy i don't like it sir he obviously had that all uh thought out in his head that sounded extreme of consciousness to me but sir see a therapist

here's the next one for you peril all right we know male nurses are creeps we get it but i just want to let your little in on a thing we call nurse doses sure doc i'm only going to give them one milligram wink wink good night motherfucker all right i got to go to work and wipe some asses and stick tubes down people's in orifice did you uh-oh was that a male nurse that called us i think that was a man nurse i just want to say it's a noble profession it's a noble profession and i appreciate all the male nurses out there you guys are great thank you for what you

do don't hurt anybody he just made me realize that i appreciate that i appreciate what they're doing for us yeah that freaked to be out don't do anything bad to anybody please hey vinnie love you uh free matt louinsky uh carl should be disqualified that creep was on a prior episode i remember explicitly because i remember the tire marks and the boots and the fact he was Air Force. So Vinny Winnie, fuck you, Carl. Fing you. It's a lot like playing it anyway, Carl. Just, I know

we settled this. Yeah, I know, I know. We already covered it, but it's fine. I like it when someone pays me a compliment. Here we go. Oh, McDonald had a wife. If this is on had. God damn it, Vinnie. Thank you so

fucking much. I've been laughing at that. All fucking day. That is exactly the kind of shit that will give me a good laugh all fucking day long. Thank you so much. One of the reasons I

love the show. See you guys. Later. Thank you, sir. I assume that that man lives on his own and has a job now and he's doing quite well. Carl, using an old creep conspiracy or not, let me tell you why I voted for him.

Your creep is justified. Okay, has your wife ever come home with like a fast food bag that she got and you're like, whoa, or she's like throwing away a drink cup? They're like, wait a minute, I, you, none of that's for me. That's just for you? What's up? You know I exist.

I'm your fucking husband. Now imagine that Wendy's bag or whatever is a successful business. Fucking killer because I'm looking at the hammer pretty fondly if my wife comes in with a drink cup and there's nothing for me. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. Jesus Christ.

My wife knows better, sir. Holy shit. And there's Carl. He's gone again. I'm going to need, can we please put this face on a t-shirt, Frozen Carl? No, there's no Frozen Carl on a T-shirt, folks.

Now, I want to remind everybody that if you want to submit your free Matt Lewinsky-Sty-style t-shirts, all that we are going to do a little bit of a design contest for that. And all the money from those T-shirts will go directly to podcast. guest hitman's commissary you could send those to our creepoff pot at gmail.com and uh that was it for voicemails let's hit up super chat shall we pal I think it's just the two I just double check in here thank you creeps are not killing yourselves that's from kuf thank you for the two dollars thank you kuf thanks for not killing yourself and I will do my best not to but I'm going to consider it Vinny do you want any less embarrassing shirts we got that one thanks again herb new rule guest wins

everybody spin no i am against that well no definitely not nope uh that was that that's like telling uh that's like telling a senator there's there should be term limits you're like yeah no we're the ones you vote on that there will not be term limits no we're not going to have a rule where we all have to spin that's not that's not that's not probably not so folks that is this week's edition of the creep off if that's what we want to call it thank you for uh bearing with us for another fun episode. Carl, I'll see you back in New York next week. And maybe I'll see you. Maybe I'll see you on Wednesday. I don't fucking know if I even want to look at you right now because you keep freezing and it creeps me out.

I don't know Oh Yeah I don't know. Thank you. You know,