The Creep Off - Episode 170: Messing with Texas

Episode Date: June 19, 2023

This week Karl & Vinnie celebrate Juneteenth by messing with Texas, we also celebrate Vinnie’s birthday: In WATC we feature a show hosted by an Australian school teacher who uses her ��Teaching Skills” to tell us all about heinous crimes with horribly constructed nursery rhymes: In the scum parade we learn about a German baby throwing human trafficking ring, a disgraced doctor who loved a good prank and a gentleman who is horny for hedgehogs To vote for which host brought the creepiest Texan visit Thecreepoff.com  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Michigan woman faces life sentence after she threw lye at father, causing fatal injuries (nbcnews.com)Crying baby thrown from train | Daily Mail OnlineDoctor who kept adding his semen to woman's coffee claims he ejaculates when pooing - Daily StarSadistic killer who tortured hedgehogs was caught 'naked with prosthetic breasts' - Daily StarWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

Hey, bud. Hey, what's happening, Vinnie? I think we're live. Today is a special, special day. You know why? Because people in Texas like to keep secrets. Juneteenth would be one of those reasons. But there's even a more important thing that's happening on this date, June 19th.

I know something really cool that's happening today. You know what it is? Yeah. Super Chat Monday, baby. Oh, that's not what I was thinking of, but all right, whatever. You're real dicks. sometimes. Warning.

Listening to the creep off might leave you... Trigger. This episode may contain murder, rape, laughing at murder and rape, ableism, Lenny Dykstra, serial keeters, smile talking, fat shaming, child abuse, drug abuse, abuse, victim blaming, and the state of Florida. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock.

I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive! And I'm not backing down! Backin down! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas. Ola creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps.

My name is Vinny and joining me as always. It's hot cuckaca carla. What is happening Vinny Paulino? And listen, we were kidding during the cold open. Today is a very special day. Today is my buddy and co-host. It's his birthday today. And Vinny, I decided to get you a little gift for your birthday.

I wanted to combine two things that you love. What is that? Well, one of those things would be food. I love food. The other thing, I don't know if you could talk about YouTube or not. Oh, drop it. Drop it quick. But I have some, this is something interesting.

Are you familiar with the CBG? No, what is that? All right. We'll talk about it after the show. But this came highly recommended. So I'll, uh, that's a very kind gift. Yes, buddy. I think you're going to enjoy it a lot and I'm looking forward to hearing how it works for you.

You're a good friend. I thank you for the gift. Of course. Thank you for the happy birthdays that are pouring in into the chat already. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Carl, today is an amazing day. Something I wished for as a child. Okay. Because here's the thing that sucks about my birthday, right? My birthday always fell on one of the last days of school. Like there was always like two or three days left. And I would just like, oh, shit.

I would never get. like the day off on my birthday ever in my life until it became a national holiday like a year ago Biden Biden Biden is that why you voted for him it's all coming together now I didn't vote for president uh can I say this though what I find really really funny Carl yes is I get the my birthday off for the rest of my life it is a national holiday we're working right now what are you talking about this isn't work oh I mean yeah right this is what we do for fun i forgot this is a game carl we're playing a game together that's true now i just get the day off for the rest of my life and it's all for a really awful reason

like it's really shitty of those people not to let everybody know that they were free and they just kept them working and well look it's not like they were googling it every day to see how the the war had turned out information moved slowly back then biddy like i feel bad for those guys but i'm also like, hey, this worked out for me. It did, buddy. And you know what? That's all we were hoping for is that even though these people were enslaved for two additional years beyond what they should have been, at least now Vinny will always get the day off no matter what shitty job he might have someday in the future. Oh, man. You think I'm going to want to clean toilets? You think I'm

going to want to clean toilets at the media play? Not on your birthday. Yeah. Definitely not. When this whole thing falls apart, I've been my mid-50s. Yep. And no one will hire me because they've seen the show. It'll be great. You think it's going to go out for 15 more years? All right. If you say so, buddy. Oh, dude, there's be many, many re-spins once you decide to bail, but you're gone. Oh, then you're going to have a bunch of fucking vegetables on the show.

Oh, dude. Talking about creeps. Yeah, you're going to go the Opie route, right? Yeah, except I'm not going to have the house by the beach. I'm just going to have a laptop with no internet. It's going to be really, really sad for everybody. I want to say, I don't know what the story is, but last week there was a lot of conversation in the chat about how, they were going to be starting a creep off after show.

Yes, De Laugh and Bill Loney, who I believe are first two super chatters of the day. Yay, Super Chats. Yeah, De La says, happy birthday Vinnie, but still vote for Carl. Yes, sir. That's bullshit. Very good. And Bill Loney, Vinny gets a birthday pizza vote Vinny. Thank you.

Two bucks is not going to get the kind of pizza that Vinny wants, which is an XL is the type of pizza that Vinny likes. Where can I order that? C-Boss 4044. or Aloha Big Kahuna. Happy Viannon Day. Happy Venteenth to all. Yes. A happy 15th to everyone.

Thank you for the Super Chats. Thank you very much, guys. That's always appreciated. And yeah, from what I hear, De La was working on his audio setup. Okay. Right? But they're going to have an after show.

If you guys have that going on today, let me know. Yeah, put the link in the chat. Absolutely. Well, you can't put links in chats, I don't think. But you know what I mean? Okay. Yeah. I think it's on Bill Loney's YouTube channel.

Okay. Now, Carl, last week, we did an episode. where we the lowest hanging of fruit we made our nominations for creepiest male nurse yes and here to tell us who won the round it is our lovely talented review results girl jessica hi jess hi happy birthday thank i had no idea what was your birthday how could you not know that just this is a very important day for america yep i guess i just uh i feel bad for you what year was Liberty Bell cracked in half.

Do you know that? Sometime back then. God damn it. I thought she'd know. She's from Philly. I thought she would know the answer to that. I have never seen the Liberty Bell in person. You haven't?

It's like right down the street. Go check it out. It's cool. I could see it through a window. I don't know. I definitely don't. No, I asked the wrong question, Vinny.

I was trying to make it seem like people know other important things. But apparently Jessica doesn't know anything. Yeah, Jessica doesn't know. dates but you better know who won last week that's right jesska i bet you can figure that out tell me about my victory tell me about how i want this one because i know it was close i know it was a close one it's 62 to 58 wow

karl one oh yeah no nice i want that god damn it um that was fucking close shit Fuck, all right, Carl's winning. Yes, it was. It was a good round. We both brought compelling arguments,

but I brought the most compellingest of arguments. So you're going to update this? Yeah, we've updated the score. Look at that. I've taken the lead in this round three to two. And because we don't have Tucker explaining this anymore, if anyone's new here, Vinny and I, every episode is a contest.

You guys vote on our website now. And then we tally those votes. Oh, our subreddit. then we tally those votes and the first person to five makes the other person spin the dreaded wheel of consequences well carl you are two wins away i am buddy you are excitings away jessica what did people say about last week's episode uh he's one person said viny made a point when he said his creeps like the bags and turned and in turn made others become murderers yeah yeah that was a big deal to me i honestly thought that was going to be the

of information that would have put me over the top. I think everyone fell asleep by the time you got to that point. I should have led with it. I should have led with it. Someone else said, I voted Carl. His creep was so much like him. Carl's creep got a rush when saving someone. Just like Carl does when he

wait, sorry, just like Carl does one of his low cows does something stupid. Hey, uh, fuck you! I hate to be the one to do this, but I have a surprise. Guess who's showing up on the show for the first time in a very long time? Who's that? It's Tucker Dick. Oh, there it is going on, guys.

Still alive. I had no idea. I was trying to walk over to a car, is out at the beach. So you're just hanging out at the beach today. I took the day off just to celebrate Vinny's birthday, so you can mute me for a minute because I can't hear you guys. All right. We'll mute you for a minute. Sounds good.

All right. He's muted. I really didn't need a shirtless Tucker Dixon. Oh, I think we all needed a shirtless Tucker Dixon today. Look at how happy Jessica is. Oh, my gosh. Jessica. Hey.

Calm down, Jess. Calm down. Settled down. Is it topless Monday? All right, Jessica, it's topless Monday. There we go. No, not for YouTube. All right.

Wherever. I was going to say, I'm like, just YouTube? Because we can move this operation. What are we talking about? What are we talking about here? All right. All right. So what else did they have to say?

Tucker, give me a thumbs up when you're good to go, by the way. He can't hear you. Okay. That's right. He's stupid. Someone else said, I'm a couple episodes behind. Carl moves to Florida. Are these shows going to be remote now?

Nope. I don't think that. No, I did not move to Florida. I'm here in studio. Yep. From now until forever. Oh, shit. That sucks.

Or at least until, you know, my mid-50s. We already established that earlier. All right. Someone else said, I voted for Vinny because I couldn't stand listening to that gravely voiced Carl. Get a lozenge, dude. Oh, God. Can I explain what happened last week? If you must.

Because this is so annoying. I woke up we had we had a pretty cool night the night before it's been a pretty cool summer and so I didn't have the AC running I just opened up the window next to the bed and uh slept all night got up feel felt great got all my clips together came to the studio spoke for the first word I had spoken all day to video I went huh I have a voice so apparently there's some I have some allergies or something that crept into the window that night and ruined my throat but I was all good by the next day. I saw everything's good. I'm sorry about that, though that sucked. Tucker, you there, buddy? I'm here. All right. Hey, welcome back, Tucker. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Where's what the problem is. There we go. Hey. Where have you been, sir? Yeah, buddy. I've been everywhere, man. I've been traveling around, been outside. Today, I'm at the beach hanging out. Yesterday I was out on a kayak and at the beach. I'm living life, my friends. How are you guys doing? this is someone who's going through severe depression if he's bragging about how he's having the time of his life since we last saw him i hope everything's all right buddy i'm glad to see you again Tucker you know we're not doing well why do you have to rub it in and ask yeah i know we're up in rochester you know that this sucks up here right yeah exactly that's why you're getting your second house in florida where it's awesome agreed although i'm in i'm in actual florida you're in georgia you're in south georgia i bought my house in florida so it's a little different Look at you already bragging about the part of Florida you were in. You've been here for like a week and a half. Doesn't take long.

New Yorkers just doing their New York shit of coming down here and be like, yeah, I own this place now. Yep. This is my state. In fact, Tucker, get the fuck out. Get out to Georgia. Maybe. Carl has even made a tax payment down there yet. He's already bossing people around.

What tax payments? Exactly. Good point You know what This Florida thing does sound pretty good There's some advantages for sure Yeah, but the heat Oh dear Lord, the humidity

Not for this fat fuck So Tucker What's going on buddy You want to give us an update on where you been And what anything new besides sitting on a kayak Work's picked up And I Sounds like you know

I do have a family and family life So my free time has become Almost zero lately all my free time is doing family things like going to the beach and going out on kayaks and trying not to drown kids in the ocean or river or wherever the hell we are sometimes is my kids sometimes there's other people's kids that I want to drown I don't know I don't judge I'm equal opportunity on that all right well Tucker great to see you man please stay in touch I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day at the beach

thanks for us I will I feel like Opie right now sitting in my car doing a podcast Oh, here comes a street sweep where I see it right behind you. Hey, is your rearview mirror there? This guy wants to get my parking spot. He's not getting it. I'm just doing this and I'm getting out and going to the beach. Hey, buddy, you can go away. It's fun, isn't it?

Did I nail it? Pretty good. You nailed it. All right. Good talking to you guys. Later, Tony. Thank you, brother, man. I'll talk to you all later.

See, Tucker. All right. Jess, you have yourself a beautiful day, too. Thank you for joining us. Thank you. And happy birthday. Thank you so much for remembering. By the way, great results today, Jesse.

great job with that thank you i think she did an awful job you need to start lying by jess all right it's me and you let's get caught up on some superchats and then we can start our contest you believe that motherfucker you believe that motherfucker's out on a beach right now yeah i do i'm here with you on my birthday i'm here with you and he's in a beach he's looking good too he's looking buff he's going to be doing all right for himself all right yay super chats Trevor Zero, thank you for the $499. Happy birthday, Vinnie, wishing for a Carl Consequence for you. You and me both, buddy.

Bill Loney says about 30 minutes after you guys end, Bill Loney Cooks. Oh, okay, 30 minutes after the show, we got the creep off after show on Bill Loney Cooks. I'll tell you what, I'll give that an old retweet. Sounds good. And our pal Coof is popping in. Thank you all for not killing yourselves. Thank you, Coof. Thank you, Coof.

And thank you, Tucker, for not killing yourself. That sounds miserable. hanging out with families all the time working a lot yeah i honestly assumed he had killed himself when we hadn't heard from him for so long so turns out he's like i go to family and i'm living on the beach all we want you to do is to come on and explain who won the week before and what the rules are of the show i guess you know we don't need someone to say who won anymore i guess yeah fair enough all right well carl in honor of juneth we are going to hit up a state we haven't done a state in a while and we are going to uh bring

the state that is the reason for this holiday uh texas that's right buddy let's get it started let's mess with texas so i won so i'm going to go first and present my creep for this week the creepiest person from texas and i present to you mr carl eugene watts aka coral aka the sunday morning slasher i don't like that let's hear about what this guy's up to from a little YouTube channel known as This is Monsters. He didn't have any other motive than to just harm young women. Over the course of eight years and in two states, he assaulted and murdered dozens of women just because he wanted to.

Sometimes when you do like really awful things to people, it's good to have like a reason for it. Honestly, I prefer the honesty of this. Yeah, you're like that. We're just like, I don't know. It was bored. They were in the way of my knife. Seemed not fun.

Yeah, it seemed like fun. That's, this is not good. How many did they just say he killed? Well, let's get into that, Vinny, because the number creeps up and up and up and up as we do a further deep dial. We give a little backgrounder into Carl Eugene Watts. He was born November 7, 1953 in Killeen, Texas. His parents divorced before he was two. So he went with his mother to Inkster, Michigan.

He would spend time with his grandparents. His grandfather taught him how to kill and skin rabbits, something that he enjoyed quite a bit as a child. Hmm. So that's not good. well back then that's fine back then he seemed to enjoy it a little too much the mom was just like oh he's into taxidermy that's gonna be his thing when he gets older dude i never knew anybody that was into taxidermy and i imagine they're all just like that i would imagine they're all serial killers sure yeah okay probably not a least of animals all right let's go over to uh rob gavagan's channel because he does a good job explaining what this guy is up to well it's time for a clip show yep there we go well well let's in his grandmother's care, Carl adopted the nickname Coral due to the common Southern pronunciation that was frequently used by his grandmother and cousins. So that's why he has the nickname Coral, because that's how Southerners pronounce my name,

apparently, which is funny because my friend Lottie always calls me Coral. I didn't realize that she was just a hick. Got it. That's why she was doing that. Good to know. All right. So I'm going to say at the age of 12, he started to take an interest in girls, like a lot of us do around that age. You know, they're kind of gross and have cooties

And then around 12, 13, you go, actually, I think I want to talk to that girl over there for a little bit. Right. And his fantasies were a little different than like mine were. I can't speak for you, obviously. But he would fantasize about torturing girls. That was his thing. He didn't want to have like a relationship with them.

He just wanted to torture them. Yeah. At the age of eight, not my fantasy, but after 14 years of marriage, I could see why it'd be fun. Well, right. This is before he had a nagging wife. Sure. So, and that's why it doesn't make sense at this case, I guess is my point.

Yeah, good point. Now, at the age of eight, he contracted meningitis, and he missed third grade. And this slowed his development. So by the time he got into high school, he wasn't as smart as the other kids. Dealing with a harsh sickness, Carl had no choice but to be held back from the eighth grade for lack of attendance. It was speculated Carl had sustained brain damage due to the fact that he struggled with his grades and had the reason. capabilities of a third grade student when he was 16 years old. The struggle of keeping up with his peers resulted in severe bullying while in school.

Because of this, Carl continued to live with an introverted personality. All right, so he was dumb and he got bullied. So I always wonder, like, what can't bullying solve? And apparently in this case, it was bad. Yeah, apparently. Hey, Carl, can you please send me that clip? Not for nefarious reasons, but please send me that clip. All right.

Thank you. No problem, buddy. All right, so he decides to start delivering newspapers Because he wants some wham You know what wham is Vinny The 80s pop sensation No, it's walking around money Okay

You want to ask cash in your pocket So you can buy some edibles Have some fun while you're hanging out So he starts his Newspaper delivery thing And now people don't know about this But back when I was a child Now I was lazy

I didn't do this by brother did Had a paper route Did he have to pull you in a wagon. And there's two elements to a paper route, Vitty. I know that was a club foot joke. I know what's going on here. There's two elements to a paper route. One, you deliver the

papers. I almost said pizza because I was looking at you. One, you deliver the papers. And then two, you have to go and collect the money. Now, that seems like a shitty part of the job for a child to have to do. Yes. To go do collections. You're going to send out a kid to go get grown

men to pay their paper subscription? Correct. Now, one of the things you want to to do is treat the customers well because you are going to go back and ask them for money for the newspaper you've been delivering. So I would recommend against this. On June 29th, 1969 while delivering papers, Carl knocked on the door of 26-year-old Joan gave. Upon opening the door, Joan was unexpectedly attacked as Carl struck her repeatedly until she began screaming in fear. The alarming noise of her cry for help caused Carl to walk off the property, continuing his deliveries as if the violent altercation had never occurred.

In no time, police were able to apprehend him. And when questioned for his actions, Carl simply stated, I just felt like beating someone up. Carl's a bit of the simpleton. And so he was taken to the psych ward. He sounds wild, just dangerously violent. Yes, correct. Like a dangerous nincompoop just running around free.

You would be correct, but they took him to the psych ward because they wanted to check him out. Oh, and this is what they figured out here. He had suffered from mental retardation with an IQ of 68. Psychiatrist later reported that Carl was an impulsive individual who had a passive-aggressive orientation to life and struggled for control of his strong homicidal impulses. 68 IQ, that is lower than Suttering John, I'm pretty sure. That's pretty bad.

And they found... Stuttering John's at least in mid-70s. Probably. He wrote a bookish. Yeah. Kind of. So they discovered that he had these homicidal impulses that he couldn't control. So they let him, they let him out.

And they let him go live his life. So what he decided to do, to Carl's credit, he goes, I have all this rage in me. I want to take it out on someone. Maybe I should play football. So he goes and he starts playing collegiate football. And for a while, was doing pretty well with that. And then he injured his leg really bad. And he had to stop.

So then he transferred over to Western Michigan University. And it turns out he was a real problem at Western Michigan University. Huh, he didn't excel in college? Nope. On October 30th, 1974, 20-year-old Gloria Steele received a knock on her door from an unknown man who appeared to have been seeking out a man named Charles, generously allowing him in. Gloria was brutally tortured and murdered,

being stabbed a total of 33 times. Because of his previous record of violence, and with the help of women who came forward in identifying Carl, he was arrested for his actions and had confessed to attacking a minimum of a dozen women, but never cared to acknowledge the murder of young glorious steel. So they bring this guy in. They don't have any proof that he's the murderer, but he does say, oh yeah, I beat the shadow women all the time.

It's actually my thing. I don't kill him. I like to hear and make the noises. Right. He goes, no, no, no, I have nothing to do with that, but I did fuck up a lot of chicks. And so back to the psych ward where they check him out again. And so now he's in the hospital. after had, you know, confessed to being very violent with these co-eds on campus.

And that didn't go well. Psychiatrists were able to learn that the man they had taken in had lacked any remorse for his attacks and was diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder. During his stay in the hospital, Carl fell into a deep depression and attempted to commit suicide by hanging himself with a cord, but he failed. By 1975, doctors had determined that Carl posed. danger to himself and to society. He was eventually sentenced to one year

in prison. Unfortunately, he never stood trial for Gloria's murder because prosecutors lacked strong enough evidence to convict him. All right, so, uh, he tried to kill himself, but he's no Jeffrey Epstein. I don't know if you know the story of Jeffrey Epstein, Vinny, that he killed himself in prison. Yeah, tragic.

Yeah, no, he committed suicide. Yeah. Jeffrey Epstein did. Yeah. Did you know that? Yeah, I read it. Yeah. No, it must be true. Yeah. I saw it on CNN.

Yeah, the news said that's what happened. Fox News said it. Yeah. So it's got to be true. Everybody said it. Yeah. All right. Good. I just wanted to establish that. Ducks in a row. I started to establish that real quick.

So he's got antisocial personality disorder. Ducks in a row, petos in the ground. Hey. They've now analyzed him in two different cyclones to figure out that this guy is a problem. This is the way you would describe it, but he's a problem. So what do they do? They give him one year in jail and he's back out. Oh, Jesus Christ.

After that, he hooked up with this chick. She gave birth to his daughter. Then that chick was like, I'm out of here. Then he married another girl, which lasted a year or two. It's a man's world. It really is, isn't it? It's pretty incredible. It's pretty incredible.

So, he's living in the Detroit area at this time now. Well, today is the big screen from Texas, so I'll just point that out. Yep, he's from Texas, and he'll be back there. But at this time, he's in eastern Michigan. And Ann Arbor, that area. Okay. He's a problem. Okay.

He's a problem again. What's he doing up there in, uh, up in Michigan? Let's find out. Over the next year, many reports of women being attacked and murdered had risen in the news. One that was broadcasted was a 44-year-old Gene Klein, a Detroit news reporter who had been violently stabbed 11 times with a screwdriver on Halloween night in 1979. Six months later, 17-year-old Shirley Small was stabbed twice in the heart while walking home. In July of 1980, Glenda Richmond, the manager of a local diner.

was stabbed 26 times outside her home. Later in that month, Lily Dunn was seen kicking and screaming in her driveway. Witnesses watched as a car sped off with Lily screaming in the front seat. On September 14th, 1980, 20-year-old Rebecca Huff was found dead. She had been stabbed over 50 times. In November of 1980, 63-year-old Lena Bennett was found hanging in her garage. She had been sexually assaulted and choked to death. Gray concerned consumed locals in Ann Arbor, Michigan,

as the bodies of many women had been appearing. In pursuit of catching the killer newspapers began to nickname Carl as the Sunday morning slasher. Sunday morning coming down. Now you'll notice something here, Vinny. Holy shit. With all these victims. He's killing them in different ways.

Sexual assault, not big on his thing, except for the 63-year-old woman, he couldn't resist himself for some reason. He's just like another Carl, I know. Loves the old pussy. I guess so. Go figure. you're looking my wife doesn't watch this show

but I'll tell her what you said don't worry listen dude she's got to be suspicious when you hang around those old folks homes that's true I tell her I volunteer and she's like you're not a good person though Carl doesn't sound right we just got the Instacart why are you having tapioca delivered

to the house Carl you buy so many prunes I've never seen you eat a prune in my life where are all these prunes going to They're a future lube All right, that's gross. Moving on. What's up with all these cans of insure?

All right, so they're having a hard time proving that Carl's behind this murder spree that's been going on. It became incredibly difficult to tie Carl to the murders as he had multiple ways of killing such as strangulation, bludgeoning, stabbing, slashing, and drowning. Carl made it more difficult to try.

track himself due to the fact that he rarely performed any sexual acts on any of the women. So he's not leaving any DNA evidence and he's killing these women in all these different ways. Now, I learned something from the research I did here because, you know, there's like criminal minds and all those like shows on TV where you have these people who are experts on looking at trends and patterns and figuring out who did what based on the way they do things. I mean, here's a dumb example, letting the sink run in Home Alone. you know these calling cards that these guys have they can't help themselves try this variety it's the spice of life you know like not every tuesday is taco tuesday mix it up a mix it up a bit

yeah so this guy's not getting caught because he's finding all these different fun ways to murder women yeah because he wants to but right because he's enjoying that but there's some heat in michigan so he decides he's going back to texas he's going to go live in the houston area of texas I'm going back to Houston, Houston, Houston. What a shithole Houston is. Houston's a wonderful place, and I love all the people there. Okay. Whatever.

I'm a big fan of Texas. I lived there. I'm not a fan. Not in Houston. I lived in Fort Worth. Yeah. What are we talking about that? It's an awful place.

All of it's awful. No, it's not. All right. So even though, you know, they say like, no matter where you go, there you are. Sure. So even though he changed. his cedery at his location. He didn't change his ways, Vinny. Okay. On May 23rd, 1982, Carl was arrested after attempting to break in and drown two

women living together in Houston, Texas. In August of 1982, Harris County Assistant District Attorney Ira Jones bargained to deal with Carl, stating that he could get immunity for murder and would be charged with burglary with the intent to murder if he'd simply give up any information on his victims. Carl agreed and later confessed to attacking 19 women, and murdering 13 of them, also taking the time to show officers the burial sites of three victims, and eventually claiming to have killed a total of 40 females, implying that more than 80 could have possibly been tied to him. Carl had often kept keepsakes of his victims and would eventually burn the items

in hopes of ultimately killing the spirit. When questioned, Carl's main motive was that each of the random female targets appeared to have had evil eyes. Ah, I see. is her witches Yeah Dude That's insane What a terrible

District Attorney What you think You think she's To have a conversation With her boss After that Yeah I know She walks in there

With one legal pad And she's like I'm gonna need a case Of these Jesus Christ So this guy's going on They're Confessing

To all of these crimes And murders And things like that Which is obviously Crazy and what's going to happen next is insane because obviously he gets put in prison for life and he tries to escape what you're going to hear

but then once that doesn't work he decides to go the legal route to get out of prison he told investigators you know if they ever let me out I'll kill again once in jail Carl attempted but failed to escape from jail and eventually turned to legal methods and began appealing his sentence

in 1989 the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals reviewed Carl's case and stated that the judge had previously failed to inform Carl that the bathtub water he attempted to drown Lori Lister in was construed as a lethal weapon. So the judge didn't let him know that the bathwater was a lethal weapon? So they're like, even though you can fast sell all these murders and stuff, we're going to let you out based on that. Because of this mistake, Carl was not required to serve his entire sentence and despite all of his disturbing killings, he was eligible for release in May of 2000.

making him one of the first serial killers to be legally released in U.S. history. So you might imagine some people were up in arms by this. They're like, we're going to let Coral out the guy who's like murdering all these women? Sure. Because the judge forgot to mention what was a lethal weapon during the trial. It sounds like a bad idea. So thankfully, they decide, well, let's try him from all these other things we didn't even try him for yet. And they find him guilty of a bunch of other shit.

So he did end up dying in prison at the age of 54 from, uh, process. state cancer. Oh, well, happy ending. Yes, happy ending indeed. But you got to give this guy credit, low IQ individual, but he was able to get away with this crime spree for a very long time by changing his killing methods, moving around, not leaving DNA evidence, not ejaculating in or on his victims. He was burning all the evidence. Now, he was doing that to salt the earth.

He wanted to destroy their souls, like some Zeno shit or something. Sure. And he never confessed to anything until the right off. was on the table. He always just denied, denied, denied. I think there's a lot you can learn from this person if you ever wanted to be like a serial killer. I think maybe this would be a good person to study. Okay, Carl. They thought that it was like a serial killer. Carl, I'm not going to lie to you. You really brought it today. That is a great creep.

Thank you. But it's my turn now. Uh-oh. And guess what? Uh-oh. Going back to Houston, Houston, Houston. I had a question for you. Yeah. Who could take a sunrise, away from little boys, chew off their penises and rape them with sex toys. It's my Creeb today. That's him. My creep today, Dean Coral, the Candyman. It's funny, they both kind of went by Coral.

I'm going to call my guy Dean today. Sounds good. Now, what to say about Dean, Carl's got some impressive numbers over there. But let me tell you some facts about my guy and why he is. way creepier. Okay. Okay. He killed a minimum of 28 people. The only reason that we know he killed a 28 is because they stopped looking. They were like, we're, we don't have enough time for this. Because what they were looking through is a soup of bodies. Oh, body soup. Yeah. So there's that. All of his victims were males aged 13 to 20, the majority of whom were in

their mid-teens. Most victims were abducted from Houston Heights, Carl. Wait, he was killing men? we need those people that's what i'm telling you that's why you're gonna lose well now hold on a second this is the most interesting fact the texas they talk about these texas cops like they all are fucking like the next thing the next greatest thing in law enforcement these texas fucking cops the houston police department is might be the shittiest police department on the planet oh no you're gonna go after the police on this one huge they should be a shit the sheriff designed after this case. He was like, okay, I got to go. I got to go goodbye. All of these victims were murdered in a three-year span all within the same two-mile block. Okay. Yeah, I was talking

about patterns earlier. That's a pattern. Yeah. That's a geographic pattern right there. Yep. Now, here's the interesting part. Dean Coral's mother was kind of an entrepreneur. She started her own candy company called the Coral Candy Company and it was located directly across the street from the Helms Elementary School. Hold on a second. What were you researching candy children? I don't think you were even researching a creep. I think you stumbled upon this in your normal Googling. It's sometimes things work out for the best. Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay. Now, Coral would give free candy to the local kids every day after school. I bet he was popular.

As a result of that behavior, they used to call him the Candy Man. Yeah. Yeah. The company employed a small workforce, and he was seen to behave very flirtatiously with several teenage male employees. Jesus Christ. I believe the term they used to use back then, he was a little sloshy. Oh, hey, boys. How are you today?

So he could be the Center Square is what you're telling me. Dude, he could probably be the Center Square with that Texas voice. Yep. Hey, kids. He wants candy. Sounds fun. He is also known to. have installed a pool table at the rear of the candy factory where the employees and local

youth would come and hang out. He would host parties for boys age 12 to 14, serving soda and snacks to get the children comfortable with them. Once they were 15 years old, however, he would begin inviting them to the grown-up parties. Now, here's an interesting thing, Carl. Is this grooming? Is that what we're describing right now? Oh, more so than grooming. Okay. I'll, uh, he groomed two young men very, very well. And here's why I say that. One of these kids, his name was David Owen Brooks. He was a real nerd. He had glasses, probably club feet and bad teeth.

Fuck you. And David, Coral, or Coral would always give him candy and stuff after school. And this kid would hang out. David Brooks would hang out at Coral's pool table at all of his parties. Yeah. And Dean would take him on trips, would do this things. And Brooks would later say that he really loved Dean and looked up to him as a father because he was the first adult who didn't make fun.

fun of his appearance missed opportunity is what i call that yeah he wasn't dunkin on this kid because he had some other ideas for what the relationship was going to be uh you see david brooks's family was completely destroyed his mom lived in another state his dad was a drunk and he needed cash badly okay so dean was like hey listen i'll make you a deal how would you just take this money let me suck your dick for a while and that's what he did he would suck this kid off give him money. Where I come from, that's called a win-win. Then, one day,

Yep. Mr. Little Brooks realized that something more nefarious was going on when he found Dean with a man tied to a board, raping him in his apartment. Whoa, you got butt-slaar! So what Dean explained to David Brooks was that he was in charge of a sex ring

that was run out of Dallas and that he was trying to find people to enslave in the sex ring and for every young boy that David Brooks could get there to come over there that he could enslave into the sex ring David Brooks is getting 200 bucks So it's literally gay Jeffrey Epstein

A little bit Yeah, okay, but it gets worse than that Is there an island somewhere? Nope, it's just a shitty apartment in Houston Heights All right, so it's not quite the same In the winter of 1971, Brooks introduces Henry to a kid, or a kid named, shit, where the fuck's his name, Wayne Henley to Dean Coral. And Coral evidently decided the youth would make a very good accomplice and offered him the same fee, $200 for any boy he could lure to the apartment. Now, what they would do was they would give them the keys to either his Econnelline van or his Plymouth GTX or his Corvette.

Nice. He had some nice cars. He had some money. he would let these kids take them and go out and pick up other boys to come hang out and party with them okay when they would get back to the house they would be plied with alcohol or other drugs until they passed out or alcohol is bad you shouldn't drink alcohol dean would do this really fun trick the handcuff trick do you know the handcuff trick car no what's that what he would do is he would get handcuffs and he would say okay check this out guys i got magic trick handcuffs and he would say put my hands behind my back cuff me he would keep the key in his back pocket he would turn around and like make it look like he was doing something, but he would be unlocking himself from the handcuffs to go, to-da, it's just a trick. Here, you try.

Oh, I see. He go, here, you try. Try these on. Here, let me put them on you. And then he'd go, Gotcha, bitch. And you were fucked at that point. Figuratively and literally,

because let's talk about what he would do to these kids once he got him, Carl. He would use this thing called, that the police called the torture board. It was a slab of unpainted plywood. It was eight feet long and two feet wide with holes drilled into each corner. He would tie them up to the corners of the board. And he would then use that board as their new home for however long he decided to keep them alive. Jeez, Louise.

Now, he would do some really fun things to torture these boys. Here's what his favorite was. Okay. He would like to pluck out their pubic hairs one by one. Interesting. He'd just be there going, he loves me. He loves me not. he loves me he loves me not and he would just pull him out one by one these kids according to

his accomplices there would pass out from the pain of this like it was legitimate torture really yeah they would fucking flip out over time so uh i guess they would prefer a wax sure sure okay well that was just that was just the start of it carl uh that can't be that painful put it on the wheel put it on the wheel every pubic hair one of the time you're the one who asked for That can't be that bad Women pay for that shit I know, that's what I'm saying Okay, well Tommy is this bad

One of his other methods He would use these glass rods, right? And he would take these glass rods And he would take these glass rods in Right up the urethra Now I learned that that is called sounding Guess how I learned that, Carl Because your boyfriend told you

Nope Some funny prankster at some Reddit surfing sent me the link to the Reddit for sounded and I cooked on it and immediately dry heaved. It was one of the most horrific things I've ever seen. And when the cops eventually ended up in this area that he used to torture these kids, they found a bunch of broken, bloody, fucking glass things that broke off at these dudes' dicks. He'd break off shards of glass in guys' dicks, dude, in these kids' dicks.

These are children. Why is he doing that? Doesn't he want to suck those dicks? He's ruining those dicks and he wants to be sucking on. Glad you brought that up, Carl. Okay, please explain it. One of the other items that they found were there was a very, very used 18-inch double-sided dildo. Okay.

So he was using that on the- Do you say very used? Yes, very, very used. Very, very used. Yes, very, very used. Okay. Yep. Now, Carl, let's see what else did he do. 18 might be excessive.

Yeah. I would say that's pretty big. I would say it's pretty big. They found it just laying there on a workbench in the torture area. Now, how did he kill them, Carl? Well, many of his victims were found with gunshot wounds. Oh, I was going to say. 18 inch dildo was probably what did it but okay no because it was something else now he would

suffocate them or strangle them and that's what he was really into but the other thing you would like to do sometimes is he would like to shoot them in the chest and fucking play with their dicks while they bled out i don't think that's funny i don't think that's funny either sounds terrible now here's some interesting facts on one occasion wayne henley one of the account the accomplice accidentally shot a boy in the face well they were while he was fucking watching to be tortured blowing off his jaw rather than put the boy out of his misery they made him bleed out in dean's torture room okay yep they did that sounds bad and uh one of these kids a couple of these kids actually really upset dean and what he did to them was he would um he

decided that the good move was to bite off their dicks with one motion he would get their dicks into their mouth and he would try to rip off their dicks with his mouth in one fucking motion. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. It is very, very gay and very, very horrific. Now, he had rented this boat shed and he was stuffing all the bodies

in like plastic bags and stuff in this boat shed. But here's the thing. Yeah. It was 108 degrees at like Houston every fucking day. And they're in this non-air condition boat shed. These bodies like liquefied into. bags of goo and he had them all these giant plastic things together that body soup you're talking about earlier yeah yeah that's what he was doing with them after yeah yep yep so

here's the thing garl when it came down to it the final number was like 29 boys okay that they found right okay how identified by their smooth testicles they also found their penises they're bitten off penises and plastic bags there too uh yeah so he he he liked to collect those. Now, I would need a pretty big plastic bag. Just, just throw that out there. Not your run-of-the-mill shopping bag for me. Would you like to know how he got caught? How did they get caught, Vinny? He didn't. He did not get caught because the police were so terrible. Now, during this time, all of these young men are being reported missing from this one area. And the cop's attitude towards it, Carl, was, well, that area fucking sucks. They all ran away. Ah, that makes sense. That was their whole area. Like that fucking Houston Heights blows. Why would they? ought to be right and also then the cost could be like and we don't have to look for him because they're not anywhere around here well the other thing that dean would do is well he held some of these kids alive for a while he would make them force them to write postcards to their parents saying i found a job in austin and he would mail them smart yeah stuff to get you know people off

his trail right but again this was like 30 kids from a small small area that he lived in the middle of nobody put this together he's got a fucking torture room He's sticking shit up kids' dicks and biting them off. That shed probably didn't smell great. Someone might have walked by there, but like, something's going out over here. The lady who rented in the shed said he was always very pleasant. All right, well, there's that. Oh, hi, Rhonda.

How are you today? I'm just going to go work at my shed. Now, nearly three years, 28 known murders. Here's how he gets caught. Well, he just said he didn't get caught. Well, here's how it ends for him. I'm sorry. Here's how it ends for him.

Forgive me. Elmer Henley on August 8th, 1973, brings two people to Dean's house. The problem was, one of them was a girl. Icky. They all went over there to party, and Dean really didn't like that very much. The group drank heavily, and then they were huffing paint together, and they all fell asleep. You shouldn't do drugs. When they all woke up, Henley says he discovered that he was tied up.

to Curley and Williams. Good. Rhonda Williams and Tim Curley were the ones that were kidnapped. He was tied up with them. And he was like, what the fuck, Dean? I thought I was your boy. And he's like, you brought a girl to my house, you dumb fuck. I don't want girls in here.

Yeah, he had the site out front and everything. No girls allowed. He should have known. He was so triggered by the fact that a girl was in his house that he fucking tied this kid up. Now, Dean begs, or I'm sorry, Wayne begs. Dean, don't do this to me. You know him your buddy. I'm sorry.

We could kill him together. I'll help you take care of him. He's like, fine. And he cuts him out. And he goes to, Dean goes to get the torture board. Wayne finds a gun. And according to his testimony,

I started blasting. He just fucking straight up shot him. No shit. And killed him. It was like, I had to fucking end it. Then he called. Let him go.

He had him. Yeah. Exactly correct. And even this woman. and Williams who survived the attack ronda williams she uh did an interview in 2013 she said dean cora was standing to my feet then all of a sudden uh uh wayne said to dean this couldn't keep going on he couldn't let him keep killing his friends and that it had to stop and he he said dean looked up and was surprised so he started getting up like he was like you're not going to do

fucking anything to me and that's when he started blasting they called the cops and they came and picked him up and he confessed everything now fucking the first kid Brooks gets arrested Henley gets arrested The cops start doing this investigation And when they got to 28 bodies Yeah The sheriff specifically said

Stop looking Because they broke the record The United States record For murders at a small area like that And they didn't want any more numbers on the books He didn't want to be embarrassed more He's getting phone calls from Guinness They're like oh we're going to fly out

We're going to need some photo objects No no no no don't come out here He was freaking out about it it and when people found that out he like was forced to resign yeah so uh i would think so the parents were hounding the cops during all of this what the fuck is going on our kids are missing ooh you're like well you're probably shitty parents that's probably why they're missing well either way you shouldn't raise your kids to huff paint i think that's the last one there the candy man did inspire some great art though and i just want to point out that uh he inspired this song

and disembelling and forced feeding them their own intestines. Now, this Brooks kid has not said a fucking word. He has kept his mouth shut. He got a life sentence for his involvement and like bringing boys over to this guy's house. Yeah. Henley got six life sentences because apparently he pulled the trigger on a couple of these, like the one he shot in the jaw

and he shot a couple in the chest that Dean was fucking playing with while they fucking bled out. I think he may have been. fucking the gunshot wound. That's the kind of fucking sicko this guy was. I just making shit up. Vitty's getting desperate, everybody. Now he's making shit up for his story.

So I just want to remind you all that Texas is a terrible, terrible place vote for Vitty. And I got great news, everybody. You ready for the big announcement, Carl? Yes. If you were to put into your browser as soon as the show ends, the creepoff.com, you will find out that our brand new website is up and operational and you could vote there this week there are links to all of our our patreon are backed by our supercast as well as the voicemail

the e-mail all of our social media you'll be able to find it all in one place there's no more searching for links the creepoff dot com that is very exciting i'm pulling it up right now or am i maybe i'm not all right whatever i believe you it's up yeah there it is all right and the poll is already up you can vote right now it's on the slowest server maybe art my internet here is just not great. It might be the internet. It popped up real quick here. Very good, Vinny.

Very, very good, sir. All right, man. So make sure you vote this week at the new website and check that out. We really appreciate it. Before we get to the next segment, yeah, I think there's a couple superchets. We've got to get caught up on it. But Jerry, is this the G? I believe so he says 20 bucks.

Happy Vinteen. Thank you, Jerry. I believe I was just in your city yesterday. My wife and I are coming back. from Chrissy Mayer's wedding. We stopped in Binghamton to grab some lunch. And holy shit, is it scary in Binghamton? I drew on for a while and never got out of the ghetto.

And we went, all right, let's get back on whatever it is 81 or whatever that expressway is out there. I did. Some guy was trying to throw a Binghamton Comedy Festival. That was the last time I was there. Oof. Holy. It's nuts. Fuck.

I showed up in the venue was like a bar that, like, had the game still on. And I was like, this is looked like a comedy festival. Either way, let's hit up those super chats. Dude, it was so weird because everywhere we went, there were people walking around by themselves with backpacks on. It's like the loneliest city in all of New York State.

Like, guys, make friends. There's other people who are walking around alone too. Like, we guys just like say hey to each other or something. That's weird place. That is very weird. Yeah. I find that uncomfortable. We were very uncomfortable.

It was not good. Ray 32X sent me $2. Happy birthday Vinny. Hashtag Vinny Winnie. Thank you so much. Two pounds, baby. Two pounds. I'm sorry. I'm bad with the symbols.

Tucker won, says Turbo Neal Breen. He may have. He may have. We're not putting him on the fucking survey, though, so. Biggest creep in the beach in Jacksonville right now. I definitely know he wins that. Yep. All right.

Carl, you ready for some voicemails. Before we do that. Oh, we have to do WATC. Well, yeah. We have a couple of things to do here. Before we do voicemails, I want to play voicemails that you were. sending me the other night. I don't even know if you remember doing this. Oh, okay. It seemed like you were a little intoxicated or something. And normally I don't like to play private personal

messages. But I thought that these were disturbing. And I thought that maybe if I played them on air and shamed you, okay. You'd get the help that you, that'll be perfect. You definitely need. Great. So this is the first one that came in. Hey, Carl, Vinnie here. Did you know the woman's peahole is actually in the poose? Huh? Who'da thought? I always thought it came out the butthole. You learned something new every day, am I right, Carl? Hmm. I must admit, Carl, I am not at your level of broadcasting.

Sometimes I sit and look at you while you're talking, and I imagine what it would look like to throw dirt in your face as you lay deep in a whole barely conscious. Right, but a fat boy can dream, right, Carl? Okay, see ya as soon. Carl on the me off I mean the creep off whoa whoa whoa you want to murder me Vinnie do you remember leaving that voicemail do you remember leaving this voicemail oh here we go hold out a second son of the bitch do you remember leaving me this

hey Vinnie it's Carl you know as much as aunt and I hate Juneteenth there is something to celebrate today as a birthday present to you I want all the listeners to ignore everything I've said up to this point and any backpedaling I might attempt and just vote for Vinny this week. I probably won't do the consequence anyway. Happy birthday, Vinnie. Also, in keeping in line with our live shows in Detroit, Rochester, Chicago, and Philadelphia, I'm happy to announce our next live show on September 11th in Baghdad. Come see us live. Tickets are going fast. Yeah, I do remember leaving that voice, but I was sober as a nun. All right. All right, but you love this one, though, Vinny. Oh, you only left one. Damn it. And now I'm a little

been worried about you at this one. Hey, Carl, listen to him down here at Salinger's Tine one on, because I just don't give a fuck. And I just got to admit something to you. I fix all the votes on the creep off, all of them. Call me Jim Biden burp. I mean, Jim Biden, burp. I mean, Jim Berder. Belch. You know what I mean? Listen, I don't have anything. I have a comedy club that's literally less than nothing. So you got to give me this. Anyway, it looks like I would again this week. So fuck off, Carl. I've got to go finger my asshole and smell it. It's what men do, Carl. Grow up. Dude, you leave some weird voice spells. When you go drinking a salager's. That's a weird man. I've been in Salazar's 15 years. Oh, now I know you're lying because he just

called me from there the other night. That's Hack Ride, everybody. Hack Ride. Okay. Making some AI. Mine came in from Cam Critical. So, thank Cam Critical. All right, we got a bunch of people fucking with yeah so a i a i video carl that's a problem that's gonna be a problem that's gonna be a problem um minnie you sent me over a song that i had received as well oh but i forgot to play do you have that i could track it down while you're playing voice sounds i don't have it ready to go okay i'll track it down yeah track it down um are we gonna do w a tc or what are we going to do wATc Who are these creepos? Hell yeah, we're to do WATC.

Who are these creepos? Is the segment on the creepoff that everybody's excited about because this is where we get real petty and we prove we have the best true crime show on the internet today. How do you prove something like that? You might ask. Easy.

We find every other true crime podcast and one at a time show you how shitty they are that shows you we have the best true crime podcast. Minnie, can I get an amen? Amen. All right. Let's get it.

into this one. Hambur. This one came in from my boy, Alex, gangrenously. Apple for the teacher with our host, Anna Thomas. Let me read you the description of this show, Benny.

All right. True crime stories in the school system told by a teacher from Australia. Oh, that's awful already. For people looking for something different in the true crime genre, other than Ted Bundy and the Zodiac Killer,

diverse and lesser-known stories, an albino student murder in Africa. schoolgirl sexual slavery in Libya a teacher beheaded in France Polish teachers executed by the Nazis just to name a few school based tragedies are also featured a school bus stranded in a snowstorm

a school wiped out by a landslide the drowning of students in a sinking ship and all of the school board meetings in America horror stories dude this is a woman who's a teacher and she's celebrating students dying and schools being wiped off the face of the earth and Nazis. This is insane, right?

That's not great. The description itself. A little bit, yeah. So she just did an episode recently. Episode number 208 called Twas the Night Before Easter. And I guess this is her Easter special episode. Okay. And it starts with this song, and this sucks.

Tell me if you ever heard this before. Easter Day, oh Easter day, let's go out to laugh and play. How I wonder what you bring, lovely day of spring. Easter bunny on my way, hides the eggs and hops away. How I wonder what you bring, lovely day of spring. What the fuck is this? Vinny, let me read that description again. Schoolgirl sexual slavery in Libya?

A teacher beheaded in France? Is this for children this show? What the hell is it supposed to be? The description makes it sound like it's not for children. like it's for adults and then the first thing I hear is his fucking Easter song Trevor Zero just said in the chat I thought I was having a schizophrenic meltdown for a moment you are yeah that's something else holy shit so then she starts the episode out Vinny okay okay with a poem she steals a poem that's pretty well known changes some of the

words in it and turns into this from was a schoolgirl from Dan tuck it And today I'm bringing you an Easter crime story So sit back, perhaps eat some Easter eggs and enjoy the show This story is called Twas the night before Easter Twas the night before Easter When all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

The baskets were left out in the garden with care In hopes that the Easter money would soon be there All right, this is the opposite of creative. She's literally just taking to us the night before Christmas and swapping out Santa and Easter Bunny and tree and baskets. That's not very good, Carl. It's not great, but it gets way worse because obviously that part's all been lifted from a well-known poem. Then she has to start explaining the story that she's telling, and the wheels fall off very quickly. Notice the rhyming scheme goes away abruptly here.

But while the children slept that night, little children. Did they know that one slight creature was out prowling in search of a tasty treat? Sly Mr. Fox was out on his usual nighttime rounds looking for juicy plump chickens. But on this particular night, he decided he would avoid old McDonald's farm as the night before he had almost been caught. What in the fuck is going on now? So we've totally gotten rid of the rhyme scheme. You can't handle that.

And now we're talking about Mr. Fox and old McDonald's farm. This is all just lifted. None of this is unique or creative original. And I don't think it's a true story so far. Yeah. I'm not, I'm a little suspicious myself. Yeah, I'm not sure this is a true crime story as was claimed by the show description. This is silly gibberish.

This is like kid garbage. What the fuck is this? Good question, Vinny. And he moved onto another shrub, eating another of the egg. lookalikes. Mr. Fox's mouth was in absolute delight and he just couldn't help himself, continuing to eat more and more until his tummy finally said that's enough. All right, so Mr. Fox found these candy Easter eggs in these people's yard and then Mr. Fox ate the candy. Did, was this written by AI? Dude, this is such a good payoff. This is so fucking funny.

So the foxes eat the candy. So this is the big reveal here that I know we were all waiting for. The next night he tried again, but he was never able to find another egg. So he thought to himself, oh well, looks like I will just have to pay another visit to old McDonald's farm. The end. Okay, so no doubt you figured out this is a fictional story. Wait, what? All right, so it turns out this isn't a real story.

Oh, you got one over on me, honey. I know. It turns out. Now, some of us figured that out. You didn't, Vinnie, but some of us knew that going into this. But this is the crazy part right here. I can't wait for the second book. This is the crazy part is that it's based on a true story.

I wanted to cover an Easter crime case, and I did come across a real story about a fox that had stolen Easter eggs from a family's front yard. so I just rewrote the story but just embellished it but here is the real story of what happened dude I don't know where she's finding her true crime stories or true crime research

literally the story was this family in the US put the Easter eggs out you know like the plastic balls where you put the candy inside them yep put them out the night before Easter morning and a fox came and ate them that's not true crime that's not interesting

and by the way she didn't really embellish out of the story except we're making up that this fox nice to go to Old McDonald's farm and got shot at once by Old McDonald. Is this for fucking real? Dude, this is for real.

Check this out. She explains how the family found out that there was a fox who ate the candy. She and her husband suspected it was teenagers behind the late night heist. But after reviewing

footage from their security cameras, they soon discovered the real culprit. She said, we spotted the fox taking an egg off one of these little bushes here. We can only deduce that over time the fox talk about

virgin pigs. They're literally, like, why are you explaining this? She's like, I thought teenagers might have done it, but then we looked at a ring cam and it turned out there was a fox, and then we deduce that maybe the fox ate all of the eggs that all of the eggs were missing. Like, holy shit, this is not a story.

But according to her, This is very interesting. So that's the actual true story. How amazing that that fox ate 30 eggs. I'm not quite sure how big they were, but he obviously had to first crack the plastic egg to get to the candy. And I haven't heard of anyone putting eggs out the night before. We usually just do it when the kids are not there

or otherwise occupied and we then sneak out. But never the night before. So I thought that was really interesting. Wrong. why did you think that was interesting that's a non-story that is not a story that if that happened to me i wouldn't tell you about it that is not an anecdote that is boring as shit now does this end with her being murdered by someone hopefully here's the big payoff right here betty oh good she's very proud of herself so this was the true story that i based my fake story on i wanted to find

an easter crime story for the podcast and this is the one that i found but i thought I thought that I would put my teacher skills to use and write a story of my own. So to your point, AI would have done a much better job. She calls those her teacher skills. She put her teacher skills to use. By the way, those two words should not be next to each other in a sentence. I put my teacher skills to work, and I named the Fox, Mr. Fox. And I said there's a farm down the way.

Good teacher skills. Congratulations on that. I'm sure the kids in her class really liked it. Very compelling. Like, oh, I guarantee she read that. She goes, I was trying to research and find an Easter crime. Vinny, how many Easter crimes have we done on this show? We've done a lot.

And there's so many good ones. There's the guy who murdered his whole family all about behind the house and shot him all in the head. There's great, there's great crimes. That's what I'm talking about. There's people who, like, set fire to their house while their families are still inside it. There's fun Easter crimes. People hate their families and have to spend Easter with them and do some horrific shit. We are the most fucking jaded people.

There's tons of fun Easter. I know. I was just talking about Mr. Fy. eating candy eggs. Anyway, I don't think I have to explain anymore. Apple for the teacher is horseshit and garbage. It is. And that's why you should be tuning into the creep off.

Chris Crimson said roses are red, violets are blue, and the fox was hungry and went for a snack. Pretty much. She had the rites keep going. And then as soon as she feared off, because then before Chris was just like, okay. Don't even try. Fair enough. All right.

That show is awful. Let's do some voice mails now, Carl. Let's do them officially, shall we? Okay, let's go. All right. The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse hopes you had a great Father's Day weekend. Syracuse, still the leading provider of Moripovich paternity tests.

See you in Syracuse. I'm going to shout out Voidreith. Thank you so much for the $11 Canadian. Here's for taking out the hat, garbage. Thank you very much, Voidreth. Very kind of you. Much appreciated. And unlike some shows,

We like Canadian dollars over here. We have no problem with Canadian dollars. I hate those Minnesota dollars. Gross. Hey guys, it's your favorite creepy male nurse and calling back. Although I'm kind of redundant with that. Just following up on Carl's Creek when she was injecting Vecuronium, a paralytic, which makes you stop breathing. That's the same as that Kant in Tennessee, who instead of giving her Verset a sedative, she gave her a paralytic and decided, hey, I'm just going.

going to bolt the fuck out while you get your MRI and then die and now she wants her nursing license back fuck that bitch do you okay that's not good that way female nurses also suck is that what i'm hearing yeah that's what he's trying to say huh um here's a comment about our last bonus episode carl so holy shit can we just get a tv crew to follow benny around because holy fuck his week sounds so much more interesting than anything you guys

have put up on these gum parades but seriously god damn somebody get a hold of TLC because keeping up with the Paulinos needs to be a show I don't know if that's true sir I don't know about that

but yeah I let loose to the couple stories I do like you fucking with the nurses that was funny I got that was pretty good I got harassed by employees at Popeyes. They made fun of me.

They called me all sorts of names. And I almost got into a fight at a guitar center. It was an interesting episode. I was telling people about how you were telling the visiting nurses that you were crushing up the oxies for your mom to snort. Yeah. And they're like, you can't do that? Why do you do with that?

Because it's funny. It is funny. It is funny. It's funny. They laughed after they realized that was joking. Right. Kind of. Uh, Carl,

I want to point out something very quickly. I think that this Wednesday, what I'd like to do for our bonus episode is take this Wednesday off and come back the next week with the Hall of Fame episode. Love it. Because we're very, very behind

in Hall of Fame episodes and there's a lot of people that need inducting. Great. So I'm going to put up a poll on the Patreon later today where you guys can make some nominations as to who you want in there

and I need a little bit of time to put that together but we'll be back the week after and I also need to catch up with a whole bunch of shit I've been dealing with taking care of a 76 year old. I appreciate that, Vinny, because what I did is I decided to tear my entire studio part, drive it way, way, way downstate, set it all back up again, and then record the show that nobody enjoyed at all and everyone hates me for it.

Yeah, it sounded great. Thanks. So I got to, uh, so what I have to do is I have to completely rebuild my studio setup. So I appreciate a little extra time on that. Yeah. So Hall fame episode coming. And I know some of you guys have missed it and have commented that you've made. So I want to do that for all of our bonus content subscribers.

That'll be coming up. Not this Wednesday, but the week after. Now, to continue the voicemails. This is somebody yelling at me. Hey, Vinnie, can you get your story straight? In the South African thing, the story about the dad fucking his son. He started the story by saying he got two life sentences. And then later in the story, you blubber out that he...

Only got 10 years, and he's on the sex registry. So which is it? Did he get 10 years, or did he get 10? Someone's paying attention, Vinny. Okay, so if I recall, here's what happened. I am a mush mouth, and as he said, I blubbered out the wrong information. The mother was also convicted. The mother is the one who got the 10 years.

That was my fault. And that was just because you didn't really do anything about it. Yep. The great Seamus, nice to hear from him. left us a voice man I did vote for you this week but I really wanted to vote for Carl not his creep but him

because he was I can only assume ripping out his own throat while podcasting live on YouTube I only listened to the audio so thank God anyway thank you

fuck you bye it was rough sir it'd be a lot easy to edit for me this week holy shit It didn't hurt, but I didn't sound good. I wanted, Tiberius over here says, wait, the most recent WATP was a flop. The actual content was some of the best ever. Yeah, it depends on what you went into it thinking.

My other thought it was great. I thought it was fun. I thought we had a good time. But if you don't like me being interrupted and everyone's screaming over each other, then I can see why you'd not like that episode. Well, people listen to the, these people listen to the creep off. They're used to that. I got a voicemail for us, buddy. Lay it on me.

Hey, Carl. This is Tyler from Alabama. And this is for the creep off. I was just listening to the latest episode, and you guys mentioned how terrible it must be to listen to a true crime podcast about an individual case or crime. And they gave me a pretty great idea for the wheel of consequences. Loser has to do a multi-episode podcast on the podcast Hitman Murder. Go over all the facts of the case, delve into PH's childhood. Who knows, maybe you didn't get Patrick Michael to sit down for an interview.

Anyway, thank you. Bye. Not the worst idea I've ever heard. now here's the deal i want to do that anyway right well there you go i definitely want to do that but the thing is there's no more fucking information it's not a lot of information on it um jess did a great job this past week by the way keep an eye out make sure you subscribe to the youtube channel by the way the links are on the website the creepoff dot com but jess and i are putting together a playlist of podcast hitman clips and uh the letters and stuff like that so some of those she just finished

pulling them are going to go up this week oh nice so keep an eye out for that so you can kind of uh check up with what we've talked about already and get some more information for those of you who are new to the show carl i got a voicemail from the prophet hey it's the uh drunken prophet again the holy spirit is speaking through me at the moment uh the gum parade uh song that is like soda poppy from like the 50s he starts out Come brade. Take me on a... Nell of it.

Gail of it. Yep. Vinny and Carl, you know, and everything else fucking he can understand. Yeah. What the fuck did he say in that like first line,

dude? I have no idea, and it annoys me because it's a catchy fucking jingle. And every time it comes out, I'm just like, Scumbrate. We get it. Yeah,

I know. Carl and Vinny are going to tell you about some fucked shit. Yeah. Is I believe the lyric. Oh, wait, wrong one. That's the second layer.

Hold on. Let's listen. Let's go to raid. Take me on a raid of these fucked charades. Take me on a raid of these fucked charades, I believe. That's what it sounds like. I don't know what that means. Yeah.

I'm not going to play it again. Speaking of music that you can barely make out the lyrics, I have a song that actually I feel bad I miss this at first. I have it right here. Brian Broderick set this over a couple of weeks ago. In his back and round, he has to weigh a least 600 pounds. In his back and round, he can barely read to Phil McMount. In his fat and round, heart disease is going to take him down.

Brilliant. Vinnie's fat and round. He can barely reach his pubic mound. 600 pounds. Heart disease will take him down. You think I'm fucking two vetoes. Fuck you. That is fantastic.

Brian Roterick. He also sent in a song for the Patty C C Cups. Song parody condes we have going on at WATP right now. And then let's make you feel better now, Vinny, now that we played that song. Okay. Animal Kelly with the 4. dollar super chat thank you yeah baby yay super chats he says for 40 bucks happy birthday

viny now i got a reason to care about june 19th nothing else comes to mind rip ted kaczynski rip old ted you know ted might be a good candidate for the for the uh hall of fame but he was just right about everything he was right about everything that's his manifesto holds up it holds up it's shocking his action Not so much. No, it was a dick way to get the information out there. I'll agree with that. Yeah.

Not the way I would have gone. Yeah, there's people who don't have hands anymore because this guy wanted to make a point about the internet. Three people died also. That's also bad. Well, I mean, they're dead. The other guy's got like can't wipe his own ass. Yeah, no, that sucks. Yeah.

Well, Animal Callie, thank you so much, man. You are the best. No doubt. You know what? Hold on a second for Animal Callie. I'm going to do this for Animal Callie. Tell me, I got to switch up to like a bad guy. mustache is what he says I should do I mean I think you already look like a bad guy I think

you look bad guy what he Canadian hey buddy hey buddy I think you look bad that guy not your friend guy all right Carl let's do us uh I did you have any more voice mails no I'm good all right let's do a lot of shenanigans today let's do a scum parade and you know what let's play it again These creeps have made Scum parade Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade

Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat Scum parade I really do love the fuck out of that jingle I love it too I just thought of one thing you could do to improve it though he goes like stories of a kid

fucked by his mom or dad. Be funny if it was and. Just throwing that out there. Yeah, remake it. Get back to work. It's good. All right. Carl,

let's go back to Michigan. Yes. Where you're creeped at the most of his creeping. That's not true, but go ahead. A Michigan jury convicted a woman on charges. Well, by the way, before I get into this, let's just say this one's for the dads. This is a story for the fathers for fathers day. Yes.

Okay. A Michigan jury convicted a woman on charges connected to throw a lie at her drunken father and causing injuries that led to his death months later. The Oakland County panel for Megan Joyce, Emmerwitz, she's 19 years old, found her guilty of domestic violence and unlawful possession and use of a harmful irritant causing death and the death of Conrad Immerwitz, who was 64 years old. Prosecutor said that the man struggled with alcohol

and was drunk on October 1st, 2021. How do you fucking celebrate the start of October, lady? Right. He was also unable to drive his daughter to the hair salon, for an appointment before her 18th birthday party. So she decided to murder him because he was too drunk to drive her. No. So I just, there's some other things she could have done, Minnie.

I wrote down a couple of things she could have done. Sure. One, learn to drive. She's 18 years old. Two, get an Uber. It's an app on your phone. Three, ask your friends for a ride to the salon. Maybe they have a car.

Four, get on the fucking bus, bitch. Get out of the fucking boss What the fuck is your problem What an ugly world This podcast clicking is Get on the bus I said what an ugly world This podcast clicking is

Get on the fuck Okay Here's at option 5 Mix lie powder and water Find your passed out father And dump it over his face Now when reach for comment Stuttering John said

I don't lie I don't like to lot. He would not have done that. Yeah. Yeah. So she's getting the maximum sentence that she could get his life behind bars. She's not going to be sentenced till July. But holy fucking shit.

Don't mess with a hair appointment. Now, basically, the lie combined with the water is like a chemical burn. Creates a chemical reaction. Yep. And this guy died like, what, weeks later? Five weeks later. Five weeks later.

Five weeks later. so he was just suffering in the hospital. Wait, I'm sorry. Five months later. Now, here's what you got to remember when you hear that. Five months later, when you're in the hospital for five months, usually you're on an upward trajectory. This guy fucking went downzo.

Good point. That means he was really suffering for five months. Or maybe he had a male nurse. You know, I heard that at the funeral, they played the boxer by Simon and Garfongo. La la lie. In case you didn't know. That's a funny joke. That's a funny joke. Thanks, buddy. It's a real good joke. Speaking of funny jokes, all right, let's go through these recent super chess. There's one out here that made me, made me smile. Michael C, two bucks says, hey, tell the story about the machine. Wrong podcast, sir. Okay. That is not, Vinny is not Bert Kreiser. Bill Loney says two bucks, Vinny, you're ruining my argument for you, as he does. Come on. As he does. This is one made me laugh. Dan, two bucks. I hope Jack Eichl drops the cup on his lady bits. Agreed, sir. Agreed.

Oh, boy. Hey, Carl, I think it's a beautiful day for a baby thrower. Oh, shit. I better get on that, I would imagine. I think you should. I thought you would have bet on it already. All right. Let's go.

Do you going to hit the music? A newborn baby was thrown from a train by people smugglers, afraid that her screams would give them away. German police believe the smugglers took the child away from an Iraqi couple trying to get to England via Germany and Belgium. The smugglers told the 22-year-old man and his wife who was 26 years old, they were worried that the baby might spoil the operation, as they do. As they do.

And by the way, I would say this is probably a good thing because we need to start sending a message to these babies who are crying in public. They need to learn. Unacceptable. Now, got to make an example on a few of them. Everybody here's breaking the law. they're all trying to sneak into another country right now one baby's trying to ruin it for everyone yeah i know like we're all in on this together and your baby is an arc right now they told a couple

that they would be reunited with the child when they reached the u.k wink but the plans fell through and the couple returned to their home in germany where they were contacted by police about the missing baby the child's body was later found in a wood on the banks of the rind near cologne the injuries were consistent with having been thrown from the train. Are there a lot of examples of this? They're consistent with the other babies that get thrown from that train. They all have similar injuries. It looks like baby throwing to me.

I'm no expert. This is such a fucking crazy story. I will say that a container that's screaming can definitely fuck up a smuggling operation. That's why they never pack babies with heroin balloons. Now, it's just not a good spot to put illegal. shit here's the fun part i made it sound way nicer that it was when i told the story oh this is uh the mother's version of the story she said she described how the baby began crying as they hid in the dark in the car with the other migrants she said one of the game gang came came to me

as i cuddle the baby he said give me the child or i will kill you and the baby that's how you get things done miss rather could do nothing there were three or four of them the smuggler spoke a Kurdish dialect and it was difficult to communicate with them. We don't even have a photo of her. We went back home and we suppose that they would bring her back. When there was no sign of her, we went to the police.

Now, my problem with these people is, so where are they from originally? Iraq. Iraq. Okay, so this guy says we had to leave Iraq because I couldn't get work. So we go to Germany. I can't get work in Germany. So then we're going to go to the UK. Dude, start a podcast. What are you doing? You can do that from anywhere. Yeah. Even Florida.

barely okay maybe i'm not a good example but you know what i mean this is such a a fucking weird story that they were like hey we were trying to sneak out of the country and we were going with these smugglers but you know they threw our baby off the train and we like our money back yeah like what do they go what are they going to say to the cops i exactly what you just said yeah and everyone's arrested so good job all right carl you ready to throw up a little bit in your mouth i sure am a general practitioner has been charged has been found guilty of a sexual offense after court found that he had repeatedly poured samples of his semen into a woman's coffee did we cover this already this different guy dr nicholas

chapman 55 filled up hundreds of specimen samples and was accused of dropping them into his victim's hot drinks on multiple occasions over the course of a year after first sipping a salty coffee the victim told a trial a trial that she used to pour others away but noticed a thick Gloppy substance in the sink. Dead giveaway. Her suspicions were raised a year later when she discovered a collection of specimen pots belonging to Dr. Chapman. The victim then took a sample of the next coffee he made for her to police.

And bam, it tested. Can I get a boom? Can I get a stuttering John boom? It tested positive for the defendant's semen. I don't know where I put that on my board. All right. Here's the best one. And it tested positive for the defendant.

offended semen do do do up do do do up chatman of taunson somerset was found guilty on one kind of engaging in sexual activity without the consent for making the victim ingest his semen oops chapman said i don't know why someone did that with my sample i don't know why uh when they would do something like that or why he blamed it on someone else he says i didn't do it i kept all of these semen specimens there they were there for me uh chatman admitted he would masturbate at work but it was quote not for pleasure oh right you guys don't you understand he said the reason for the scene being found of the coffee must have been a prank that went horribly wrong and he had a medical condition that every time he had to go take a shit he said he had to masturbate and it had nothing to do

with pleasure it's a quote painful necessity is what he told the court dude again shitting at work not great now jerking off at work fine be quick about it we got to get on with the day he's got guy with the day. Get the poison out. Get the poison out. That's fine. It doesn't stink. But this guy, so I've talked to about this before. And actually, I ejaculate when I shit, too. I also clean my ears with a Q-tip at the same time. I like to involve all my holes at once. What do you do with the glass tubes? David Tell, joke. Okay. You got any other points you want to make there?

No, I think I'm good. Okay. Either way, Judge Rupert-Loe described it as a very unusual case. I haven't made up my mind about a and I'm not in a position to give any indication on what that may be. Oh, he's milking this. The judge loves the publicity. No, no. The doctor was milking it. I see what you did there.

Thank you. But you can tell the judge is like, yep, oh, come back tomorrow or the next week, reporters. I'll tell you what I'm going to do. He's loving this. Oh, man. Dr. Jiz. There was also photos of this guy's erect penis. Yep.

Yeah. Which, by the way, you don't have to say that because no guy takes a photo of their flaccid cock. Every photo of a penis is of an erect penis If you're seeing it on our phones Unless for some reason it's in a movie Then they're just flopping around Well yeah HBO I know That's why they had a rebrand

Because everyone was just like I feel like there is way too many penises On this network Yeah they used to call it half max Right Just fucking flopping around All right Carl Our last story of the day

I hope you guys are triggered by animal abuse A sadistic convicted killer Who cut open a hedgehog left her intestines hanging out, was caught naked wearing prosthetic breasts. Wait, is it beddbler? Richard Coyle, he's 56 years old, was slapped with an 18-1 sentence after an animal was found covered in a white, creamy substance, and a box at his bedside table. Police stormed into the house located at Cross Keys, Wales to find a former soldier lying

in a bed while snood from the waist down. He was arrested after officers discovered a cucumber, a vacuum pipe, a gas stove, women's clothing a shard of mirror and candles among other items in his room the creature was found to have endured a cut to the stomach at three of her limbs it has been euthanized the incident that took place on september 29th this was last year now he was pled guilty to avoid uh to cause it avoidable suffering to a protected animal cruelty to a wild mammal and breaking a disqualification order now here's the problem yeah here's the problem now we're going to get to the problem good finally he previously been jailed for 26 weeks after he brutally set fire to a hedgehog and cut off

at limbs cut off its limbs a few years earlier right yeah he hates hedgehogs this guy or he really gets off on hedgehog screaming police recalled the reports of a woman screaming to help me at like a homeless camp okay he was like in some kind of weird shanty fucking town okay officers reported that they could smell burning flesh and hair before they entered a tent at this campsite There they found coil with a pair of scissors, a lick candle, a huge knife, and finding a butchered hedgehog with a visibly broken nose. So wait, he was yelling, help me in like a woman's voice, like mocking the hedgehog. Oh, help me. Oh, help me, help me.

He's fucking digging a knife into it. Correct. Is that what's going on here? Yes. Yes, exactly what's going on. I actually appreciated his defense, though. Did you see the quote that his, what his defense was? It's only a fucking hedgehog.

Not a bad defense. gotta give it to him on that one well that's what he told the cops it's only a fucking hedgehog and he alleged that someone else had hurled it into his tent and it was already fucked up like that somebody had already cut off its legs and shit it wasn't even me well I mean you did set it on fire obviously

no one's throwing a flaming broken leg and hedgehog at people are they no it's not one of those type of homeless shelters that's not how I play Sonic in 2006 Coyle was also jailed for two years for the manslaughter death of a guy named David Dowden following a one-punch sucker-punch attack that murdered the guy. He had a slow brain bleed and died 18 days after he fractured his skull.

So this guy is just fucking whacked out of his mind and hedgehogs of whales, beware. Yeah, I think the punching a guy to death is worse than the setting hedgehogs on fire and jerking off on them. But hey, what do I know, man? I'm just a guy. Yeah, just common men, just like the rest of everybody else. Just a guy who does what I do. we're just reading stories we don't know we didn't make this guy rip open a hedgehog and fuck around with his guts

we're just reporting the news people we just report the news we don't make the news over here that's right we certainly don't certainly don't okay kids i think uh that's the end of our show i agree carl remind everybody where they go to find everything they need to know about the creepoff the creepoff dot com we're back baby Love it. So make sure you subscribe, hit like, leave a review, do all that good shit. And we will be back next Monday. Until then, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia. It's the cream off. This is going great.