The Creep Off - Episode 171: Bad Bad

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

Everyday across the world men and women are trusted to wield sharp metal instruments next to complete strangers' heads, in this episode Karl and Vinnie make their nominations for the creepiest among them: In WATC we review an insanely boring podcast called "Drunk Women Solving Crime": In the scum parade we meet a 4-year-old narc, some kids who partied a little too hard and the worst uber passenger in history. To vote for this week’s biggest creep visit Thecreepoff.comWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Check out this week’s scum parade stories here 4-year-old gave Pa. police his mom’s bag of drugs during DUI stop: reports - pennlive.comFather Accused of Goading Daughter, 13, to Kill Herself Arrested (flaglerlive.com)Four kids found at a drag party with a dead trans woman's body, drugs and sex toys in 'hoarder' home | Daily Mail OnlineWoman fatally shot an Uber driver in Texas. Police say she wrongly thought she was being kidnapped (yahoo.com)

Warning, listening to the creep-off might leave you triggered. This episode may contain murder, rape, laughing of murder and rape, abelism, Lenny Dykstra, serial keeters, smile-talking, fat-shaming, child abuse, drug abuse, drug abuse, victim-blaming, and the state of Florida. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods, because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. You're listening to the Carl Network.

Creepos. Welcome to another edition of your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me in studio, my pal, my good friend, one of the greatest guitar players in Rochester, New York, by a mile. It's hot cucka, carl, everyone. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino, buddy? Thank you so much for coming out to the Ice Tub show on Saturday night. And I want to really thank you for laughing at one of my. jokes which one um so bonnie rates at the jazz festival on tuesday here in rochester and i said well since she asked i give her a two and uh that was one of those jokes her it took everyone a beat in a half and then you hear a video so thank you for that buddy could you do me a favor and start sleeping with your windows closed again holy shit well could you turn your air conditioning

on or something i did last night so we did the show saturday night uh up late singing song all that kind of stuff. And then last night I went on Uncle Rico with Chulian the gang and Anthony Coomia. And as you know, I'm not real thrilled with Stuttering John right now. So that lasted three hours last night. So there was a lot of yelling going on. I apologize. So I'll be better.

Basically, stuttering John Melendez entered into a verbal commitment to do a show with you guys tonight. Correct. And backed out of it because you wouldn't give him all the money up front. Correct. Yeah. Immediately too. It was one of those things where it's like,

okay, here's the deal. We'll give you $1,500 bucks up front. We'll give you $1,500 as soon as it's done. And he's just like, oh, you've breached the terms. It's over. I'm out.

Where he could have easily said, that's not what we agreed to. Well, that's a very, very clear. He didn't want to do it anyway type situation. Oh, yeah. He was going to come out and rage quit five minutes in. I guarantee that was his part. Ah, he's going to get the money up front

and then just say you got, that's a Melendez move. And you know what? He would adjust. it by saying, these guys have made so much money off me. It's about time. They paid me back what they owe me. So he would have justified it in his own head and thought that he won and got over on us.

So I'm actually kind of glad that didn't happen. I was going to tell you not to do it. Oh, I was really looking forward to it. I know you were, but I was going to tell you you personally gained nothing out of this. No, no, you know what my strategy was? I mentioned this on the show last night. I'll tell you. Okay.

I was going to tell John that he needs to start a new show that trash is shooly. because he'd have a built-in audience of thousands of people immediately. And it'd be hilarious. And I'd be like, and I was going to tell him, like, I'm happy to produce or consult or whatever you need for this new Uncle Rico show, Suck Shell. And I thought it would be funny because John can't do that. He's not good at roasting people. He's not funny. You've tried to get him on a show with you.

This show. Roasting me. Yes. And he refuses to do it because he knows he's not funny. I believe his exact words to me were how much. And you know what I said to him. I'll tell you what I was willing to pay I'm not even shitting you

If I had to go back and find this I blocked I might not be able to get To the conversations anywhere Yeah But I very sarcastically said I don't know 75 bucks What do you want? What do you think you're worth?

Right Like what do you fucking think you're worth John You guys are talking thousands of dollars And he bailed on it And also I would like to do my imitation of him Responding to your really good idea That you just gave Do the show making fun of Shully

That is too good of an idea for me he writes it would never work he's not he he doesn't have that in his brain he doesn't he wouldn't know how to pull clips he wouldn't know how to present them properly it would fall flat but i'd love to see him try that was my whole goal my goal for this show and i was going to be cordial to john we were going to have a conversation i was going to answer all of his questions but i just wanted to get him talking i just wanted to get him comfortable and talking again that was our whole goal of this thing and of course it wasn't going to happen because he's too many chefs in the kitchen for that that he's mad at

This was going to be a cluster fuck. You got to get a one-on-one thing with him, and you got to have somebody who can guide him through this tough waters. Because, like, here's the thing. The second you laugh at something Julie says at his expense, he's going to be, oh, here we go, oh, here we go. And he's going to be defensive immediately. There was no possible way that you, with those fucking teeth smiling at him,

are going to put him at ease. So, Vin, the show that we reviewed last night on Uncle Rico was the one that you and I did a couple of years ago. Oh, with Joe DeVito. Right. of you came in later, but yeah, it was Artie and Anthony. It was mostly just Anthony and

Senator John and then Artie showed up late. And it's such a bizarre appearance by John because you're exactly right. As soon as you say one thing or have a little bit of a snicker at his expense, he blows up and starts to fucking want to murder everyone. He has no fun with it at all.

Well, from now on, we're going to refer to him as Little Johnny Runaway. Little Johnny Runaway. Yeah, what a pussy. It really is. You got so much to say, dude. And you know, I'm pissed because I have a lot of popcorn ready to go for tonight. Like, I was ready for this.

Oh, my God, me too. I was really looking forward to it. And actually, I'll tell you what, it kind of ruined my weekend in a way. And we had a great weekend. Christian Blatt stayed with us. We had the show and then the It's a tub show. We had a blast. And that really kind of like soured me, knowing the Suttering John was backing out from this interview.

I was so pissed. Yeah. Honestly, this was him. putting his toe in the water to find out how much he could get well he says he's going to do kevin brandon show tomorrow so we'll see bullshit we'll see all right maybe now carl that's out of the way yes let's do something fun let's talk creep off stuff let's talk creep out of the stuttering john nonsense who's talking about stuttering john any who who cares nice shirt thanks uh i want to bring on our lovely our fantastic our surly review girl jessica hi jessica hi jessica

Hi, Surly? I don't know. Oh, there's an echo. It's gone now. Yay. You're good. Jess, what were you up to over the weekend? I saw you were out and about at a convention.

I was at too many games, really fun time. Got to be on the panel for Hack the Movies, do a signing there. Really fun. How many great creep-off plugs did you get off on that panel? None. Uh-oh. Unfortunately. Jess.

Do we need to go through the terms of your contract again? again do we need to go over the terms that that the cease i'm going for i was too busy talking about how much i hated transformers for that i forgot to mention it i mean that is important but you also have to talk about the creep off per the contract i did see the comment you made that said oh it looks like the girl from the creep off yeah that was good yeah i saw you in the background of some photo of freaking uh tony's not a photogenic guy but it doesn't stop it from taking a lot of photos of himself i think yes i think he looks handsome He's a handsome boy.

Yes, he is. He's one of ours. When he shaved his head and he just kept taking pictures. I thought that was Photoshopped at first. I'm like, why is this he looked like a monk? When he shaved his head. I don't even if you're watching this. I'm so sorry.

He looks like Travis Pickle. Like he just does not look right, but he looks medecided weird with the shaved head. So, Jess, all of our voting moved from Reddit this week to our brand new website, which, by the way, if you haven't checked out, is up and running. It's fantastic. You get links to our YouTube channel, all of our, bonus sites, Patreon backed by, and Supercast, our Reddit. You can find links to everything that at the creepoff.com.

And the voting is there. We have a special algorithm that they built for us that filters out the bots and the double IP votes. Yep. And they send those results directly to Jess. So I don't even know what the results are. I don't either. Oh, this is fun. So we're going to find out.

We're going to find out. Oh, I thought you guys knew. No, I have no idea. All I know is that I deserve to win Because my argument was way better last week But I don't know who actually won How do you figure? Did your guy stick glass things up, boys, urethras for

Listen, sir, the voting is closed All right How many people's dicks did your creep bite off? I can't remember. My God, at least 28. Off the top of my head, I don't remember. Would you like the result? I do.

The score was 161 to 63. Jesus Christ. That's a blowout. And the winner was Vinnie. Please. Man, this is a huge deal that's going down. Baby, I'm just a common man out here. Out here, creep it off like a bad motherfucker.

Now we're tied, Carl. That seems fake to me. That's, that is, that is ridiculous. That vote count. The second you fucking lose. By that much. By that much, three times as many votes as I did. Okay, if you say so.

Why can't I ever just get a good voting system going? Jess, what do you think? You think that seems a little suspicious, right? I mean, compared to last week, how close it was. I don't know. All right. I mean, listen, I trust you, Jess. So you tell me if I have a case or not.

This was just sent to me. I don't change the vote. I denounce it. You got to have a strong opinion on this show. That's the only thing we ask, Jess, that you plug our show when you're on panels. and you have a strong opinion when we ask you something. Whenever you're not on the show with us, you should be telling people,

I wish I was on the show with Vinnie and Carl right now. You're right. Maybe we should get out your phone and watch some creep off. Hey, hit subscribe. Let me see your phone. And then you subscribe people. It's a really good foolproof method. And I'm sure all kinds of Sims will give you their phone if you just ask nice.

All right. So Vinnie, you've tied it up. It's now three to three. And, of course, the way this game works is the first. person to five gets to force the other person to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences, which is right there behind Vinnie Paulino. I like to think it's consensual. But, you know, it's not fun either way.

You're not forcing people. But that's it. It's right here. The wheel of consequences, which is, you know, one of us is going to end up on game point next week. Correct. So, Jess, thank you so much for letting us know who won. you are fantastic except when you're on panels

apparently you're terrible on those and that you don't do a very good job and should do better Vinnie I know that she has one job car she didn't do it at all one job didn't do it once I just had to talk about how bad just how bad Transformers 4 was

oh I think that everyone already knows I'm pretty sure they're like oh Transformers 19 yeah terrible they keep fucking making these movies so somebody thinks they're good I haven't seen one Transformers movie that's worth watching. Parents who want their kids

to shut up for two hours or who thinks they're good. The first one? The first one is the only one I enjoy. The first one is complete garbage. It is, but I enjoy it. Space aliens come to Earth and a teenager feels he needs to hide them

from his parents. He's concerned about his parents finding out that he's friends with giant robots. I mean, what did you? It's so stupid. You bought a car for $4,000, which I remember was $4,000.

From Bernie, Carl from Bernie Mac. So stupid. Such a bad movie. And the biggest problem with it is when you watch the cartoon, I was a big Transformers fan growing up, you knew who the Decepticons was

and who the Autobots were. When they were fighting, you knew who you were rooting for. In these movies, I have no idea. There's no way to talk about who's all over the place. You watch as much as I can, you can tell.

Maybe you're not a good authority on Transformers 4. I think my opinion, I haven't even seen the movie. This isn't Transformers 4. it's like Transformer 7 well she was talking about Transformers 4 oh I'm sorry there's like a whole scene

where they have like Budweiser cans all over the ground and they're just like show it for 30 seconds and then Mark Wahlberg who's in that movie picks it up and drinks it and it's like well that was pointless so you think that you think the Reese's pieces in ET was a little more subtle

than the Bud Light and Transformers 4 is that what you're saying and it's just like they just keep changing scenes to different Budweiser bottles it's so bad and he talks too much

well I got can I make an announcement well Jess is here just for shits and giggles yeah we did another poll this weekend Carl that I have the results of

on our Patreon page it was open to everybody anyone who listened to the show could have gone there and voted so we put it out there we were going to nominate someone for the Creepoff Hall in Favement Hall of Fame enshrignment

this Wednesday. Easy for you to say. I'm going to write a book one day. Can't be any worse than any other books called that. Ladies and gentlemen going into the Hall of Fame, it's the Hulkster Terry Balea. Oh, nice. Fifty-three percent of the vote went to Terry fucking Balea over Uday Hussein. That makes sense. I hear that that Hulk Hogan character doesn't like black people very much. Off of a Shoka Asahara. who tried to fucking set a fucking Armageddon up. Yeah, there's some real heavy hitters on that list that Hulk Hogan beat out. You know what this tells me, Vinnie?

It tells me that our listeners get the show, and I appreciate that. With this weighty leg drop, dude. Yes. Hulk Hogan is the biggest creep and should go into the Hall of Fame, so that's exciting. Yeah, so Carl, give your a wave in front of the camera. Sorry. So check this out. We're going to cover all sorts of Hulk Hogan bullshit on Wednesday.

And then the week after that, Carl, people are at. asking me when we're going to do it. Yeah. We're going to do it for the 4th of July week. Thunder and Paraly. Yes. All on the creep-off. Patreon, back by our Supercast.

You can find the links on the creepoff.com. Oh, this is exciting. Yeah, and I'm really excited to do it. So we're going to have some fun the next two weeks over on that stuff. I hope you'll join us. You know, normally I don't like to encourage your fan-boying out of pro wrestling, but this I approve of. This is going to be good. And I would also like to say, after this particular.

incident. We're going to see how this pans out with stuttering John. I almost wanted to walk in here today and say put Hulk Hogan on the back where burner. Slappin Melendez. It's about time he fucking went into the creep off Hall of Fame. Yeah, he does deserve to be there. So yeah, maybe in the future.

Yeah, maybe in the future we'll do that. All right, Jess, thank you so much. We'll see you next week and follow Jess on social media at Jess Daydreaming. We'll see you soon. Thanks, Jess. All right, let's hit these. She goes on a panel doesn't mention the show once. Is she out of her mind?

That's disappointing. I'm going to give her a pass, but I'm not going to forget this anytime soon. Oh, Jessica. I'm not going to forget this. If I didn't like you so much. All right. Happy Super Chat Monday, everybody. Yay, Super Chat.

Let's hit those before we start the contest. Your new review girl. Annie. Annie Ori, thanks for the two bucks. She says, Ola Creepos. Ola, Annie. Nice to meet you. Wonderful appearance.

She opened up with an Ola Creepos, and I immediately said that's a good egg. Yep. She did. They're first words on WATP. Cam Critical says for $1.99, thank you. Fake news, Carl's half band doesn't sing. So no real excuses for your voice. We were singing.

Vinnie will tell you, we had a karaoke show. And we had a lot of singers coming up, including myself, singing songs Saturday night. All right. B says, last $3 on a prepaid card I'm finished with. All right. Thank you. We'll take all your prepaid card money. Seymoss.

Send us gift cards, too. 4044. Hi, Carl. and Vinny, have a great day, and screw John. Yeah, fuck John Melendez. He's a pussy. Thank you, Seamus 40-44. Oh, appreciate that.

Bill Loney. Team Vinny. I was checking out the after show. Is that going to happen again today? I hope so. Bill and De La. Because I got to tell you, I feel a little bit like watching Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fun when I'm watching that show.

And I kind of like, I like the way the teams are shaping up is all I'm going to tell you. Fair enough. I think that they're going to work out their kind of issues and it'll be good. Bill Lodi for the win. All right. And here we go. Here we go. ASC presents. Thanks for the five bucks. I wish I was on the creep off with Jess and Vinnie and Carl right now from Mint Salad. Mint salad. I think we need to get you on here. Yeah. Let's do it. You are welcome on the creep off anytime. Hit me up and we'll figure out something. Sounds like I mean, we could just turn this into a movie review show. I see that's what we were doing just now

and get a good mint on here, talk movies. You think we do a better job that Tony. Yeah, you think? Oh, shots fire. I love you, Tony. We're such fucking heels. All right, Cam Critical says,

thanks with Down Night, Star Wars is bad too, Carl. Which one? Cam Critical, because I will agree with that. I get to tell me which one. At least six. There's at least six that are bad.

I'll agree with that. But there's a few that are very good. Empire? Empire is the best. Yeah. For sure. A New Hope. A New Hope is fantastic.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And then the rest. Well, and the rest. What about Rogue One? Great movie. You know, Rogue One I never think of, so I guess there you go. Fine.

I just rewatched it again recently. It holds up. It's a good movie. Cool. Is that how you lost your voice screaming at the TV? Yes. Get the plans away. Get the plans away.

Are we caught up on Super Chats already? Fuck, yeah, we are. All right, cool. Well, then in that case, I think we should start off our creep off this week. And the category is creepiest barber. I don't know where you came up with that. I don't know how that came about. Well, there's no story to it.

I just went off a list. Okay. Perfect. Because sometimes we just need to come up with something. Of course. And as we think of categories, we throw them on a list. And the Oracle Alex keeps the list. And I was just like, remind me what we got out of there.

And barber seemed to fit. I love it. Let's get into it. All right. You go first because you won the last week. What do you got? Folks, I get accused of being long-winded on this show, and I will not be that today. Yay, hold on.

I think the children are happy about that. It's good news. Yes. I will definitely not be long-winded, and either will be the victim of the crime I'm about to discuss. U.S. Navy Petty Officer Timothy Vaughn was 33 years old in October of 2014 when he walked into Vicks Barbershop in Imperial Beach, just south of my hometown, the town that is responsible for my good looks and carefree attitude, San Diego, California. Right now, he was like, disavowed, disavow.

I denounce it. That was from the Chamber of Commerce, where he was served by my creep today, Danielle Flores, who was 22 years old at the time of the incident. Now, the naval officer was sitting in his chair, and he was getting his hair trimmed and cut by Mr. Flores. the owner of the shop was also there, but it just finished up with the customer and had walked out to go get some food. The other customer left leaving Petty Officer Vaughn and Daniel Flores alone in the shop. Okay. Now, as Mr. Vaughn is getting his haircut, Daniel Flores offers to give him a straight razor shave.

Beautiful. Now, you like a straight razor shave? Oh, I mean, they're the best. They really are fantastic. Yeah. You feel like a new man after that. I'm never fucking getting one again. Because Officer Vaughn, Petty Officer Vaughn said,

no, I think I'm good. He goes, no, man, I got you. I got you. Don't worry about it. And he says, okay. And the 22-year-old puts the shaving lotion on him and everything, foams him up, and puts the knife up to his throat and says, you know, I can slice your throat right now, right?

And before Officer Vaughn could say anything, that knife ear to fucking ear brother wow just think about the shock of that as it happens to you in this nice relaxing barber shop i'm getting this wonderful i got this hot foam on my face it feels great we're going to get this all cleaned up and then from ear to ear you are now gushing blood all over yourself all down your shirt so you're saying you can't just like grab a little piece of toilet paper and uh pop that on there is that you're telling me In fact, there were two slices to the man's throat, not just one car. So that's not a great sign.

Now, what do you think Daniel Flores did at that point? I don't know, maybe danced around celebrating. He walked out of the store calmly and got on his bicycle and peddled away. Okay. Leaving Petty Officer Flores, bleeding all over this barbershop with no one else there in sight to help him. the good news, Carl Petty Officer Vaughn is a trained medic

Oh, as a lot of these police officers first responders are And this guy figured out how to position his body And put pressure on the wound And he saved his own life And kept blood going to his heart and his brain So he was conscious Through all of this

Yeah, the owner shows up And it's like, what the fuck He calls the cops fucking slipping on blood this guy's just holding his fucking neck still bleeped all over the fucking floor the other guy paddled away there's bike tracks in the blood

so the cops show up they get them out of there and the owner is talking to the police and he said well how can we contact this guy they said well the only person I know that knows him is his aunt so they call the aunt the aunt comes down to the barbershop And as she's there, Daniel Flores calls her.

Oh. And he's like, hey, listen, I'm at your house. Do you mind if I make a sandwich? It's a weird phone got to make. Yeah, he goes over to his aunt's house and he starts raiding the fucking fridge. But it has permission, though. Yes, after slicing a man's throat. Sure, after trying to murder someone, yeah.

Well, it didn't take the cops long to catch him. And I want to read to you a little something. This is from Petty Officers Vaughn's testimony to the court. I felt this incredible pain There was so much blood It was everywhere I put pressure on it It hurts so much

I felt a huge hole in my own neck And I kept trying to scream Somebody helped me But blood kept flowing out all over my hands When I did that Oh bitch bitch bitch We all have problems All right relax

Yeah so either way he got arrested These two men did not know each other at all Weird This was not He's got a wild hair pizzaza. Yeah, and I started thinking about this shit. We put a lot of trusted fucking barbers, man. When you go into that place,

they have metal tools. A fucking pair of scissors to the ear, dude. Just fucking stab you the fucking ear. Side of your skull. See, this is why I decided to go to a hairstylist that I'm married to and needs me for financial support. Hell of a singer. She's also

a hell of a singer. She is a hell of a singer. She's not bad. She's got some pipes She was the best part of the show the other night. I have video of Christian Blatt, by the way. I agree. Christian Blatt timing's a little off. Can I tell you my favorite part of the video? He can't really count to four all that while it seems.

My favorite part was watching producer Chris Sly standing behind him trying not to laugh his ass off and keep his timing on the base. While Kroge was helping him get back on track on the choruses, which is nice. I like Christian Blat. I had lunch with him. As you mentioned on your show the other day, well, you were giving me the wrist Chvoss treatment, you piece of shit. Fucking punch you right in the fucking face. Yeah, it was a fun. You need to shave dickhead?

It's a fun WATP on Saturday if you haven't checked it out yet with Christian in studio. So this shit happened on in 2014. Okay. And when this went to trial, he was found guilty. Yeah, we're still doing this? I thought it was going to be a short one. The judge sentenced to 10 years in prison for assault with a deadly weapon. okay that's all he got was 10 years in prison and he's out so that means next year look out san diego

you get yourself a new sharp cut are you sure he's not already out i'm sure with parole and shit he might be i don't fucking know all i know is that the point that the judge made at sentencing was quite interesting because he gave him two years over his recommended sentence that's such a weird thing do you ever have thoughts in your head and maybe i'm a creep oh okay let me rephrase that i know i'm a creep so when all of you have these thoughts in your head you ever have those thoughts in your head you ever have those thoughts in your head where you're just like, I can just turn the steering wheel and take out that pedestrian right there, no problem. Every fucking day.

Of course. Like, you're always thinking it. I was behind a car yesterday trying to get home that was going for some reason 12 miles per hour. And my wife's just, just go around him. I'm like, no, no, I'm not going to go around him. I want to get right on his bumper and let him know what an asshole he is. But there's always those thoughts in your head that's like, we stopped in a light. I can get out of my car right now and just drag him out of his car and have a good

old-fashioned blanket party, but you don't do it. You think about it for a second. Yeah, that'd be fun. You get your little nerd ass kicked. Oh, stop it. Who do you think you're beating up? All right, fair enough. Who the fuck are you stopping up to?

Good points. Like, who do you think is driving that car? Christian Blatt? Do you think it's Blatt in the car? No, Blatt was in my car. Jesus Christ. At least I kind of look scary. Oh, no, I wouldn't fuck with you.

You have a little. thing called momentum. Oh, yeah. It's called inertia. Oh, yeah. I'm fast. I'm fast within a foot. Don't get close. Don't get close, bitches. So I'm going to tell you. So either way, he got 10 years in prison. He'll be out probably next year. You might be out. Who fucking knows. But the judge pointed out that Flores has yet to explain it any way, shape, or form why the fuck he did this. He doesn't have to explain himself. He just did it. He just wanted to. Which is insane and very creepy. Yeah. Daniel Flores, ladies and gentlemen. Well, hopefully he's now on SSRIs and he won't do anything else to people.

I'm sure he'll be fine. All right, Vinny, you ready for my creep this week? You know that I am. I found a fun one. Jared Walter is my creep, aka the Trimet Barber. Now, this happened in the Portland area in Oregon, and there is public transportation known as Trimet. It's trains and buses, and I'll set this up with some.

that happened. This is a news story from four years ago. 2019, this news story came out. The man known as the Trimet Barber is on trial once again. This time he's accused of cutting the hair of two unsuspecting women. In court today, we saw a surveillance video that police say shows him in action. We've blurred the victim and other passengers on the bus. Police say that is Jared Walter, though, sitting in the second row from the back. A woman says she felt a pulling on the back of her seat several times and then eventually

turned around and saw him with a pair of scissors. A second victim testified today that she was on a max platform when Walter struck again. Walters has been convicted three other times of harassing women in similar ways. His trial is expected to wrap up tomorrow. We will let you know what happens. All right, so Jared Walter, what he likes to do is he likes to get on the bus and just like there's a girl sitting in front of him, he just grabs her hair and starts cutting it for her. Carl, that's like it jackass the movie.

Yeah. How is this guy a barber? this is what he's doing he's a barber he's not making a lot of money from it unfortunately I mean hopefully he's getting a tip I don't know how that works but Walter's history of attacking women on buses and trains dates back to 2009

and his crimes occurred in multiple counties across Oregon he was placed on probation for five years in March of 2018 as part of his conviction for a May 17th incident where he could have cut a woman's hair while riding a bus now this gets a little bit creepier

in my next clip here this is a different story that came out of the news about him. We don't want him on the transit system, but today there is no state order. There's nothing that prevents him from being on the transit system. On the scale of heinous, it's a 10. Jared Weston Walter, known as the Trimette Barber, has admitted to masturbating into and then cutting women's hair while riding public transit and arrested more than 17 times. So you thought this is all funny games.

second ago, didn't you? He's like, oh, he's just cutting people's hair on the bus. No, he's jerking off into their hair. How are these women not know that someone's jerking off into their hair? This is an insane story. He's been arrested 17 times. So there's 17 women that stupid. He's a registered sex offender. Well, no, he's behind them. You know how it is when there's lunatics on the bus behind. You don't want to look. You don't want to give them any, you know, as soon as you'd rather let them finish in your hair. As soon as you pay attention to them. I mean, they don't know what's going on. They just hear breathing. They just panting. They don't know what's going on.

So, he's a registered sex offender. He's been arrested more than 17 times. That's really fucking weird. And I don't want to kink shame. I don't want to yuck anyone's yum. No, it's fine. Go ahead. Jerking off at people's hair in public. I don't know. I don't know if you know this, Vinny. Women don't like it in their hair. It's usually

a problem. Because this is something that you might not know about, but women... It looks better. Women hate washing their hair. It's really annoying for them. All right. So, Let's find out more about this gentleman, shall we? As part of that conviction, Walter received five years probation in March of this year,

but was arrested again four months later and three more times since then. Finally, his probation was revoked, November 14th. But he was released six days later because of time served and legally allowed to ride trimet again. In the past, we always worked with the district attorney's offices to make a ban on riding trimet during the probation part of the sentence. Now with the long-term ban, we don't have to rely on that anymore. To be clear, Trimet doesn't make laws, but now because of Jared Walter, we put this ordinance into place based on this individual. TriMet has a long-term exclusion ordinance added to the Trimet Code of Conduct. All right, so listen to this. This is what's so crazy here. So Trimat has

developed a new ordinance where they can give someone a lifetime ban. And they created it just for Jared Walter. He's the reason why they develop this thing. They're like, well, we have to run him back on the buses and trains because there's nothing else we can do. There's no rules against it. So then they decide, well, maybe we should make a rule against it. Like, oh, yeah, that's probably a pretty good idea.

But because these are liberal dummies up there in Portland, they decide that it's not retroactive. So they can't give him a lifetime ban for things that he used to do. Because they didn't have that rule yet. Does that make sense? No. So one more lady's getting a fucking loading her hair? Of course.

Of course. The ordinance is not retroactive. And because there's no court order, Walter legally can ride public transit. In fact, TriMet drivers can't even get photos of Walter and Casey hops on. But Trimet says if Walter violates again, this ordinance will accomplish something the courts have not been able to. It really is for those who are conducting serious offenses that do, threaten the safety of our writers and her. Yes, this guy's jerking off into women's hair.

He's definitely threatening their safety. And the fact that they're like, look, we made this rule, but the way the rule works is we can't actually use it against this. I hate how full of themselves they sound that they made this rule. But Vinnie. They're so happy that they came up with us. They made the rule. Why do they make the rule so that the rule doesn't work for this case? They made the rule for this case and then put in this language.

It says they can't use it retroactively, which is so stupid to me. Fortunately, though, he was arrested again in 2019. Oh, good. And they were able to slap him with a lifetime ban. And I'll just read this quote from their spokesperson. While TriMet worked with authorities to make a ban on riding transit part of Walter's parole or probation, we had no control over the ultimate length of his sentences. With new criminal charges pending just four months after his latest release from jail in November of 2018,

Trimet has invoked the strongest penalty that we as a transit agency can, a lifetime exclusion. So they put a lot of thought into this. They were like, we are, I mean, this is a big deal. We're not sure if we should do it. Yes, do it. And then, Benny, this is my kicker. Okay. Because this is all going down.

Like I said, the first offense was 2009. Then in 2017, they were a bunch. We've covered a decade. 2019. This is a report from one month ago. All new at six, the man known as the trimet barber is back behind bars. Jared Walter was arrested today. According to court documents, Walter, Walter,

went to a Trimet Max platform back on April 26th. Trimant banned the 36-year-old for life. He is also under probation with a condition to stay off Trimet property without approval and no loitering within 50 feet of any Trimitt stop or station. Walter is a sex offender with a long criminal history. Several of his past crimes were committed on Trimette buses. He's now charged with criminal trespass and interfering with public transportation. This guy could not stop himself from going on the train platforms and buses.

what the fuck what are you doing here jared what are you doing here you know i got to arrest you now right dummy uh man they can't stay away it's habit i like what chris uh chris crimson said i should have pulled this clip i'm sorry i thought this was america now i just want to ask you a question how many of these incidents happen inside of barbershops this is dude this is even better how do you figure because what you don't understand vini is what thing called creativity. I'll explain it to you. What do you mean I don't understand creativity? I knew that would piss you off. I invented the show.

I knew that would piss you off. I came up with this whole fucking thing. What have you ever come up with Jocktober? You came up with Jocktober? You can tell me I'm not creative. What have I had the Shooley show? I'm on the Shulay show again? What's going on right now? You invented Uncle Rico. What do you want me to tell you? I'm not creative a few piece of shit. I like that you took the biggest problem in the universe and you made it a true crime show and you're actually like creative. I don't even know what that is still and I'm friends with Vino Ante. picture camera asshole is i think it's okay yeah oh there you go okay anyway so i'm being

creative i think i did a very good job i found the trimet barber for creepiest barber and if you're not voting for me then obviously you have an agenda yourself fine listener still like you buddy but holy shit all right folks you can vote at the creepoff dot com this week now carl because you just pissed me off let me just remind you that I'm looking at the calendar, and it is June 26th, which means July is just a few days away. And I'm wondering if you've planned your trip to Gary and Deanna, Carl, do you have a date set yet? I do not. Well, why don't you get creative with your calendar, motherfucker?

I'll get very creative with my calendar in order to pull this off. Go on a Wednesday or something. Yeah, I'll figure it out. Go on a Wednesday when I do, I'm doing three shows this Wednesday, buddy. I'm doing the creep off, then who are these podcasts, and then. who are these socials because my buddy Blind Mike is driving to Maryland. How the fuck is he doing that? To see Tom Myers perform stand-up comedy on this Thursday night.

Does he have a Tesla? How the fuck is he driving anywhere? I think he's got a buddy who drives him. You know, I'm possibly going to be popping on an episode of why are we laughing. Oh, we both on that show a few times. Yeah, I sent him a topic to hit up and he was like, holy shit. What is it? I don't want to give it away.

he'll do it he'll announce it when he's ready well thanks for bringing that up then done but i'm just saying listen to blind mic show it's really good it is good show it's very good i was trying to plug your your your the partner that you plug out other shows on this one thank you buddy i appreciate you got it all right carlid mike dot net for all the wigs you can visit cardiff electric on patreon all right so uh did you have something else you wanted to say before we get to do our next segment i want to say let's hit wATC let's do it because it is time for creepos. Now who are these creepos is a segment we've been doing for months now on the creep off. And the reason why we do this segment is because we declare we're the best true crime

podcast around. And some people say, well, I don't know if that's true. And I go, oh, you don't. Let me prove it. And the way I prove that is very petty. And I'm not above that. I go through and I find other true crime podcasts. And one of the time, we show you why we're better than them in every single way. And today is no exception, my friend, because today I got a suggestion from Nathan in our Patreon that says, I have a review suggestion for WATC, drunk women solving crime. These women do live shows. I just solve the crime. I'm guessing it's a DUI. These women do live shows in the UK. Very regularly. I guess they have a residency somewhere. Oh. And, well, let's just get this thing started because they solve crimes? Oh, they're.

Drunk Women Solving Crimes. Let's find out more about it, starting with the intro song. This is going to get you excited and pumped up for it. Drunk women solving crime. Drunk women solving crime. Drunk women solving crime. Drunk home. Now it's time.

That should be the sleep with me intro. That's a snooze fest, guys. That's the worst James Bond intro song I've ever heard. What the fuck style is that? I don't know. What would you call that? It almost sounds like a spaghetti western or something. Oh, yes.

Remember how Ope and Anthony used to start off? What was it? Yeah. I forgot the name of that piece. Rhapsody and gold or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. So that sucks tremendously.

That's awful. And guess what? It gets worse. All right, let's get our introductions here. Let's find out who's hosting this show. Great. This is drunk women solving crime. My name's Hannah George, and I'm a screenwriter.

I'm joined by author and comedian Katie Wilkins. Hello. And writer comedian Taylor Glenn. Hello. This is where Absinth meets arson. Nogroni meets necrophilia and Grand Marnier meets Grand Theft Auto. It's a true crime podcast with a twist of lime. You get it, Vinnie?

So what they're doing, what they're doing? What they're doing? It's very different than other true crime shows. They drink alcohol while they do their show. Isn't that great? Like, who would even think of such a thing? I've never even heard of such a thing. True crime and alcohol?

What? Wow. What an amazing formula that these drunk slabs came up with. They have figured it out. And I hate when someone introduces themselves as a comedian. So we got Taylor Glenn, Hannah George, Katie Wilkins, and their guest on this episode is this woman named Posey, who also considers herself

some type of entertainer or starving artists or something as we'll find out I hate so much there's nothing more than I hate I'm sorry no please I am sorry I fucking hate people

and the credits that they put into their own names oh I get so fucking annoyed I do a show where I talk to people all the time that are padding their credits and such but recently I just want to throw this out there

there is a goddamn open micer one of the worst open micers I have ever seen Nothing pisses off any more than an open biker. These fucking people have no goddamn self-awareness. And this person was doing a show at a Jewish community center. Oh, good gig. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, with like four other people.

And I believe this person probably brought their keyboard, if that helps you understand what kind of an act this is. That's not good. And on the poster for the thing, someone said it to me because they knew I'd get mad. They wanted to see my reaction. The poster has the person's name, and that underneath it says, comedy at the Carlson. Oh, they use this club as a credit?

Yes. And has this person performed at this club? I'm guessing like in the funniest person in Rochester contest, which anyone, I mean, they'd even let me in that contest if I wanted to be. Any of you could have fucking entered that thing. Yeah, right. It starts next week. It's open.

Fucking come on. Yeah. And by the way, the way you win that contest is by bringing out all your friends and family. Actually. It's part of it. It's funny when the person who brings most people loses. and the funniest comedian wins because what happens is they get second place votes and the second place votes add up more than the first place votes yeah so it actually ends up

evening out at the end and it's really fun to watch people's like shock and reaction to that because like i thought i brought everybody i thought i thought i rigged the system you did it i did cream of the crop cream rises to the topic all right so now we've heard these women they consider themselves comics and screenwriters or whatever the fuck they think that they're doing and what do they do on this show which i find to be endlessly annoying is so this person doesn't pay their dues is that what you're saying many of they haven't paid their dues unlike some people we know right on the nose all right so what they do on the show is they play clips from the show you're going to be hearing and to let you know how funny it's

going to be because they consider themselves hysterical and what's weird about this i'm just i'm just going to play this for you on edited is that all you hear is the punchline and then them cackling about it so you don't know why it's funny or if it's funny i should say you don't know if it's funny is really what i should say but you just hear that they say a word and they all start laughing about it coming up on drunk women solving crime oh my god i would love a betty l hbo series real porn actors this is like a crazy dream now that's a euphemism guys Rubber, rubber, rubber. Now it's time.

Does that make you want to listen to the episode, Minnie? That's a euphemism. Rubber, rubber, rubber. Pretty good stuff, right? I feel like the level of laughter was more forced than the Tom Meyer show. It's bad. It's like that level, but more forced. It's very bad.

Which makes it even worse. All right. So this guest comes on Posey, and Posey, She was the way they met was at this festival they were doing and she was like dressed up in a guerrilla suit for some reason for her act or whatever show she was doing. So she's describing how she moved to London to be a performer and to make all of her dreams come true. And they ask all their guests, have you ever been a victim of a crime? And she says, yes, I've actually been a victim of two crimes. And she explains the first one about her laptop getting stolen from the dressing room at this festival.

and this annoys the shit out of me, Vinnie. I'll explain why I have to replay the clip. If you're going to steal, steal from the business people and not the poor starving artists. Yeah. So this, I don't understand this line of thinking. They're like, look at, stealing from people is okay if you steal from the right people.

You know, the people who worked really hard and made a lot of money and have a lot of money because they worked really hard and earned it. Those are people who should steal from. Not me who's a lazy asshole just wants to be successful and say I'm not very good at. Don't steal for me. See for the people who work hard,

get up every day and make a living. Yeah, wait until they get into their submarines. They grab their shit. Vinnie, I've been on both sides of this. So I think I'm uniquely qualified to say, fuck you. That line of thinking, go fuck yourself. You're an asshole.

They're all assholes. They're like, yeah, right. Don't steal from us. We're hilarious. Carl Hamburger lives in the biggest house of the biggest hill in the best part of town. Steal from him. Still from Carl Hamburger.

He deserves it for some reason. All right. So then she's explaining the other crime. And that was, she was being sexually harassed while she was wearing this gorilla suit. Because what she was doing, she's walking around town in her full gorilla suit, handing out flyers to promote her show. All right. And of course, hilarity ensues when that's happening. And she's being sexually harassed by one dinners.

Yeah. I get so much. like really quite bizarre sexual harassment when I was flaring in my guerrilla costume like the most bizarre so like the first Friday that I went out flaring I got five guys do exactly the same joke to me and they'd all come up behind me

slap me on my gorilla ass and then turn around to their friends and be like word for word oh sorry thought you are my ex and like to like roars at their friends laughter and yes of course it's like deeply serious and blah blah but I was also like do men only have one

now Vinnie I have to say as far as jokes and what you come up with for an excuse to slap a girl on her ass when she's dressed up as a gorilla I thought you were my axe is actually a pretty good line I'm not gonna lie

I'm surprised five of them thought of that that's what I was thinking too but that's pretty good and she's trying to be like yeah these dumb guys that's all they can think of I'm like I wouldn't have thought of that and you know what

you're lucky it wasn't Anthony Coomia he wouldn't have thought of that either he would have had something much much rougher for you in that gorilla scene started taking pictures of you all right well I don't want to go there

but you know what I'm saying you think you get the boy I thought you were my axe not a bad line guys not a bad line the British are known for the sense of humor that was actually the best joke of the show so far correct

all right so this is where it gets really annoying because you know what I don't have to set this up at all I'll just play the clip you'll know exactly what I'm talking about here sorry my dog is whining so I'm just going to let him out the door. Sure.

That's a euphemism, guys. That's how she refers to her mother. We used to call it my cat's meowing because that's what Katie said once in a Zoom. You were like, oh, my cat's meowing. And your cat was meowing outside the door, but you also just really needed a piss. Yeah, it's true.

It worked so seamlessly, and then somehow I hadn't got away with it in the way I thought I had. I'll use that for, like, hiccups now. I'll be like, I'm so sorry, just going to be a second, my cat's meowing. Yeah. I'm like, shuffle away to the bathroom.

Oh, you're talking about the cat, the cat meowing. Yeah, yeah. I think I just did the quickest piss. I just go in the corner like the dogs do. Dude, they giggle at fucking everything they say. Dude, it's insane. There's something unsettling about that girl's voice, too. It made it sound like she probably does, like, piss in a chamber pot.

Probably. Yeah, it's just gross. I got a pot to piss in. All right, well, then you are in a starving artist. It's right here, I'll be shelf. Let me give it for you. Oh, watch out. It's sloshing. My dog is whining. That's a euphemism.

And they go, ha, ha, ha, let's tag that 80 times. Good one. Good stuff, guys. Oh, my cat's meowing. Oh, that means she has to pee, does it? All right, so. I'm sorry. I was just saying I thought you were my ex-girlfriend.

I'm sorry. All right. That was a good joke. That was the only joke by a guy in this whole episode. It's the only thing that's actually remotely funny. All right. So now a joke bombs. Remember that they're in England here. They're across the pond, as we like to say, because that's fun. And so football is soccer to them. And so this joke bombs, but she explains it, which is always what you want to do in your joke bombs. We are discussing the Tottenham outrage. No, it's not the state of their trophy cabinet. That's a football joke, ladies and gentlemen. I knew that.

He's a nominative now. Wow. Okay. So here is the premise of the show, Vinnie. What they do is they tell a story or real story of something that happened, a true crime story in history. And for each detail that comes up in the story, they make the people guess what happened. And then you have to guess what it was. It's almost like. Madlibs.

Those are crudits? What's that? These idiots have to guess. Yes, these idiots have to guess. And so here's an example of this. So we are at Schnerman's rubber factory. I'll allow it. First question, what are they making at this rubber factory?

Rubber. What are they making with the rubber? Yeah, it was a trick question. I mean, really, you got it right. They're making a thing. they're making a thing condoms are you thinking oh that kind of rubber sheaths

yeah okay we've got sheaths from Katie I want to say tennis balls nice why why is that nice so I don't know if it's supposed to be fun or funny like what do you think they make at the rubber factory I don't know tennis balls the answer is tires so they go around and they pick different things

and then she's like well it's tires is actually the answer oh the most obvious hilarious the answer um this is a stout date i'm like really yeah it is insane that is the perfect word for it because they're all going to obviously try to be entertaining with it and they're going to fail horribly yeah so part of me is expecting this to be funny on the level of me laughing at them and i'm not even getting that no they're not even bad good they can't even pull off bad good on this show yeah it's really just bad i call that patrick michaelain

Right. Patrick Michael Badgut. This show, Bad Bad Bad. It's how I would sum that up. It's the name of this episode. Bad Bad Bad. All right. So now they're talking about the stars of this story, these two perps. One of the guys gets a job at this rubber company. But he doesn't give out his real name. And so, lo and behold, there's another one. What do you think his name is that he gives out? And I don't understand why she thinks this is clever in any way. So he refused to give his name.

What was he listed as on the timesheets? Johnny Tyre. That's sexy. I'm going to go John Doe. Oh, clever. Yeah, that's good. Why is that clever John Doe? It's what you call somebody you don't know their name.

Why is that clever or good? It's neither of those things. You guys are retards. Okay, moving on. So apparently these people, they worked at this, rubber factory, this tire factory, and they committed a crime there. And they have to guess what the crime was. Okay. And I want to circle back because this goes back to the idea that steal laptops

from business jerks don't steal laptops from performers for some reason. Right. Because this creeps into this too. I think they stole some stock and then they tried to sell it down the market like Del Boy. Well, actually, yeah, it wasn't sharing with everyone. They were stealing the workers' wages. Wages. Oh my gosh. It's like the targeted laptop attack. Exactly.

Steal from the workers. Exactly. Still from the boss, not the workers. Yes. 100 years and nothing changes. Honestly. This is so annoying to me because this line of thinking is so stupid. The fact that all these people have jobs is because of the person who owns the factory.

That's who employs all these people. That person's the most important person. They're like, fuck that asshole. No, no, no. That's the person that you need more than anyone is the person who owns the factory so those people can have jobs. And also, I want to point out because these fucking numb nuts, obviously don't understand this, is that most of the money in a business like this goes towards employment wages. That's where the money is. Not the fucking boss is one salary, but all of the employees combined.

If you're going to steal money, that's the way to do it anyway. Fuck these assholes. So. Holy shit. That's just funny to watch you lose your mind over this stuff. I get so irritated because they're just like, well, yeah, obviously. that's that's not the way to steal you want to steal from the rich person fucking everyone's robin hood over here that's the right thing to do okay is it good now viny there's a police

chase all right carl two house tell us more yep thank you i appreciate are you reading chats right now it's going to that was from you huh yeah that was for me i was going to invite you and just to come and stay with us oh yeah we'll definitely be there car two house all right sounds good all right so there's a police chase and um the police need to commandeer something from a bystander in order to uh catch up to our perps here so again the question comes out what do you think they commandeered and then hilarity ensues yes so two policemen tyler and newman they hear the gunshots they give chase jacob and paul run away on foot some members of the public the vigilantes tried to stop them but they got away and the policemen are getting left behind

So they commandeered something from a passerby. What did they commandeer? Bicycle. Bicycle, nice. Yep. Skateboard, allah, back to the future. Nice. Nice.

That was a hoverboard, you've chosen. My goodness. I'm going to go with carriage. Because we've still got, we've got carriages still along with the cars. We have. We certainly have. So there we go, horse and carriage. Well, great answers, ladies.

Amazing. Really good stuff. So this story takes place at the beginning of the 20th century, I should mention. So that's why, you know, bicycle, carriage, and by the way, skateboard is correct in the original Back to the Future. All right, fine. But what am I, the Back to the Future? Police? Yeah, apparently you are.

I kind of, I thought there ain't no fat checking around here. And by the way, when it comes to bad to the future there is. Hold on. I would like to make a correction and pick a fight with someone in the chat. Okay. J.T. says Vinny picked a customer and Carl picked a bus rider. neither technically weren't barbers well horrible sentence jt yeah not great and number two my guy was absolutely the fucking barber numb nut all right why then why did you pull this

random comment out then because it bothered me and i'm listening to this i'm not having fun right now i know i'm sorry these shitty we're almost done all right we got to hit some super chats in a second so by the way as they're doing this they're doing it on patreon so there's people in there chatting because they do have a patron and patrons How much are they bringing in? I'm sorry? How much are they bringing in? Oh, that is a mystery.

They do not show that. Okay. They're one of those people. Okay. So as they're doing that, they're looking at other people's suggestions. So you just heard that bicycle skateboard carriage. Someone was like, maybe they commandeered the Titanic.

And I'm like, that's funier than anything that these idiots said. So I'll give it to the commenter on that one. Yep. So they're all having all this fun. They're all having a great time with this story and all these. These guys who robbed the wages are running from the cops or the cops are chasing him and they're shooting at the police and then this happens. So, yeah, so basically they're driving down the road after the Jacob and Paul who are turning around and shooting at them a lot. And this is where we get our first fatality.

And it's awful because in the crossfire, members of the public are all taking cover. But in the crossfire, they hit a 10-year-old boy called Ralph Jocelyn and he dies. So he's been killed now. So this robbery has now turned into a murder. It's so great, because they're all having so much fun. And they're like, oh, yeah, it was a bicycle. Oh, it's a tanned a bicycle. Oh, yeah, that's great.

It's hilarious. So then they shot a 10-year-old boy, and he's dead. I don't like the show. All right, one more clip because let's get away from this format of this show. It's terrible. I don't understand why they do this. It's so stupid. Like, it doesn't make any sense.

With the gimmick. Be good at the gimmick. I mean, it's terrible in every single way. But this, I'll give them credit for creativity, although I hate this. You know people like to give shoutouts to the people on their Patreon. Sure. They find a unique way to do that that enrages me and makes you want to murder everyone. It's a no from me.

Please welcome to the stage, your favorite band and mine. It's the patron. Introducing Marion Allen on vocals Claire S. lead guitar Melissa Jane Trow on bass. This goes on and on and on. I'm not going to... You didn't count them?

No, and I'm not going to play it all for you because it's so annoying. But basically, their way of shouting out the patrons is to say they're all playing a band together for some reason and then assigning different instruments to and it gets sillier and sillier. There's a sit-dart player. You get the point.

You get the picture on this one. Vinny. This show sucks. Drunk women solving crime fucking blows. The creep off is way better. And this show's not even that great, but it's way better. And thank you Nathan Strigo for suggesting that.

Nathan Strigo, we all know who's guilty here. We've solved the crime. Yes. It's the bartender. Come on. Come on, guys. Are we having fun yet? Are we having fun? No, we're not. Super chats. Oh, let's do some super chat, shall we? De La said Vitti spent B-Day money on fraudulent votes.

Yes, it was your birthday, and I do think you did get some money from grandma, and that is what you spent your money on. All of my grandmas are dead, like that boy named. Yay, Super Chats. Sorry. Called Ralph Jocelyn. Camp Critical says, $1.99, thank you very much. New consequence, Blind Mike chauffeur.

Sounds like fun. You know what? I actually would do that, only because I'd be like, where are you off to today? He's like, oh, you know, I want to hit the. the Waffle House. I don't know where Mike goes. And I would just drive him to like a Kmart and just drop them off. He's like, yep, we're here at the Waffle House. Have fun, buddy. I'll be back in an hour.

Oh, God. Gutt says, thanks for the down 99, says Carl has never read Robin Hood. No, I haven't. But I'm familiar with the story. He robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. There was a fox, a bear, snake. I don't know. Did I get something wrong about the details here? Cardiff Electric. Thanks for blowing the S.J. interview, Carly.

How dare you, Cardiff Electric? How dare you even say? I had anything to do with that getting fucked up. I just didn't want to give him all the money up front because that seems stupid. So I thought I was being... Actually, I didn't even want to give them half the money up front, but that's what Vince decided.

So who was paying? You were paying? We were all going to chip in. Yeah, me, Shulie, and Vince. Okay, and this was going to be broadcast where? On the Who Are These Podcast's YouTube channel. Really? And everybody agreed to that. Well, yeah, we have the most subs out of the three of us. Okay.

It made sense. Okay. Got it. Dela says, vote Carl or expect someone to squirt in your hair. Correct. Thank you, Dela. If you don't want jizzing your hair, go to the creepbuff.com and vote Carl. Okay. I agree. I disagree. Carl. Dela's making a lot of good points lately, I have to say. I don't know if I just saw any on that after show, which I guess is happening today on Dela's channel. It is. Okay, cool. By the way, I think I, by the way, I got to stop saying that now that I've been shulie show a couple of times they really let you know how stupid that sounds um i did check in on bill lonies uh he was doing

a solo show the other night and i did check in and say hi to him so i'm i'm trying to win his favor if i can get both of the people on the creep off's after show to be uh kuzeru that'd be very helpful bill loney is too smart of a guy to to fucking go for your snake one cause cause a roo Cuzzaroo. I need some Carl Cuzzaroos coming through. Listen, dude. Bologna, I love you, pal. Excelsior. True believers.

That's all I'm going to say. Now, Carl, I guess that makes it time for voicemails, doesn't it? It does. All right, brought to you by our friends in Syracuse. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Come sign up now for Syracuse's world-famous mini sub-engineering program. Look for us now on Groupon. See you in Syracuse

All right Bill Loney corrected us Thanks for the two bucks It's on my channel All right You can watch it after this show Which will be over soon enough Are you annoyed with me already

What happened? No I'm fine We were having such a good time before Oh we're having a good time I'm annoyed with those British women Yeah it was tough man Hey guess what You had to listen to maybe

120 seconds of it I'd listen to 55 minutes of it. I take solace. I take solace in that. First voicemail. Hey, Carl. It's Al. Al allergies.

Hey, Colin, and say I feel kind of bad for throat fucking you a little too hard the other night before the show. Yeah, that was rough. I will make sure to do that after the show next time. But don't you go closing that wind? Oh, no, sweetie. Bye. All right. Thank you, Al.

I thought that was nasty Al at first. Nope, that was Al Urgeys. Different guy. I'm familiar. All right. One more. Didn't get many this week. I got one.

Carl, don't let Vinnie suppress this fucking voicemail. I've noticed a pattern. I've called in about it a couple times. Never once had it to play. When Vinny starts to lose or is even tied, his go-to is a. fucking child molester and oh look we're doing texas and he got and gets another child molester because parles win it shocker if he wins this week he might not do a pedophile next week

even though they're tied but if he fucking doesn't win i guarantee the following week it'll be a goddamn potafile fucking weird for being lazy you pat piece of shit thank you fuck you bye wow you've cracked the case sir very well done this is a drunk listener solving the creep off Well, what is what we just heard? What am I doing wrong here? Well, it's just very predictable. There's a pattern that we've seen here. I don't always do that.

No, you do. I agree with this collar. Don't fact check that anyone. You're completely wrong because what I do is when I really got my back up against the wall. Yeah. I go cannibal. Oh, right. And if they happen to put their penis in a child or two, you know, all the bear.

Bonus points. Spit that wheel, bitch. Yeah, good point. And by the way, today I should. win handily because I'm the only one who actually brought a barber as their creep. Oh, shut the fuck up with that. Yeah, I followed the rules. You're going back to that well again.

You've already made that point. Yeah, just a reminder. Yeah, good one. And by the way, this fucking Vitty's fat song that you keep playing on shit. Oh, dude. You son of a bitch. How fun is that song? Don't do it.

No, I mean, honestly, normally I find songs like that to be offensive. And I don't like to play them. But I don't know, since you brought it up. I didn't. In his fat and round, he has to weigh a least 600 pounds. In his fast and round, he can barely read to build a milk mound. In his fat and round, heart disease is going to take him down. funny because after the show, Cardiff reached out to me. He's like,

can you please send me that song. I was like, yes, of course I can serve. Yeah, he played that. Oh, I know. I saw that. And by the way, if you're a subredited surfing fan and you enjoyed our episode, we did about hoarders the other day that YouTube made us take down. It is now available on Cardiff's patron, I believe,

for free. Excellent. You can just go watch it there. Excellent. Since we're talking about how big you are, being 600 pounds, but not 600 pounds. I'm not 600 pounds. Apparently reaching your pubic mind. I am not two vetoes. Maybe we should take a look at daylaws. super chat here for five bucks they let's us keep viny humble veto is his reflection of health i'm healthier than vito you probably are veto fucking what did dick tell us that

lunatic is doing he's making homemade ozempic in a bathtub and fucking ejecting into himself and i'd the fucking problem i'm the one everybody's worried about that'll end well it'll be fine all right i've uh one more voicemail from us i think you know this guy this guy's pretty popular actually calling to the show hey carl this is satan calling uh i just want to let you know what a good job you're doing raising money for our mutual friend malewinsky uh i mean you really are such a piece of shit it's impressive i'm proud of you carl go fuck yourself dev out all right satan thanks for uh chucking in with us i appreciate it satan calling anytime yeah call it anytime satan go to the front of the line my friend absolutely yeah

Please, let's get on the devil's fast track. Dedicating shows to Ted Kaczynski one day, playing the Satan on the voicemail the next. We're really killing it over here. Playing songs that say I weigh 600 pounds. You're an evil motherfucker, Carl. Things are good. All right, I'm done with voicemails.

I am too, which means it's time for a scumporade. I believe that is accurate. Skull parade. Take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum Parade, Vinny and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade, like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad. Soaking up the blood of a cat scum parade. Allegheny County, Pennsylvania, Carl.

PA, baby. What do we hate more than anything, Carl? Um, snitches. that is correct yes okay there was almost like the show we were just making fun of her it's like okay now you fill in this

blanket yes I got it that's what I was going for but you did get it a skateboard the Titanic what do you hear of gut says video liar he wasn't a barber he was just in the shop

no he was cutting the guy's hair thank you gut thank you gut he was also cutting people's hair shut up car how dare you gut is correct on this one my dad was employed there

as a barber I'm gonna win I'm gonna win in a landslide This is not even going to be close. I'm excited about the vote this week. You have this incorrect. All right. So a woman is facing charges, Carl, after driving under the influence.

Yes. With her four-year-old in the car. Right. Now, the incident occurred when authorities responded to a report of an intoxicated woman that had stumbled out of her vehicle. Do me a favor. Yeah. Don't say her name.

I won't. Because I want to play a guessing game. Keep going. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. it's to be easy I thought so okay she stumbled out of her vehicle got back in it with a young child inside the report was made by someone who called 911 after witnessing the incident the woman was later identified as 33 year old blank yeah do you want to guess her name now or do you want to wait it's not about guessing the name it's about guessing the race because I thought based on what

drugs she was on I'd be able to guess the race okay now does that sound crazy that's not crazy right a little bit all right well keep it sounds like a compound media game if yes right i do watch compound media but keep going so when officers pulled this woman over she was crying her speech was slurred and her clothes were disheveled yes now well the young boy was back in the car seat in the back of the car but he was unrestrained he wasn't strapped in he was just sitting in a car seat this is a four-year-old the vehicle is a Chevy equinox by the way okay that's a boxy SUV be, that kid should be flying all over the back. Now, she claims she was trying to get to a friend's house, but he wasn't answering the phone.

She then failed a series of field sobriety tests and refused a blood test, something by law she was required to do. Right. She was then arrested and taken to the police department. Now, as officers waited at the scene for someone to pick up her son, the child told the officers that, quote, Mommy had him hide her medicine. Yes. So this is my big question right now. So the four-year-old, who is in Ark, decided to go ahead and hand his mom's drugs over to the police, which what part of hide this from the cops did he not understand? I don't know. Yeah. I think maybe there needs to be like a Sesame Street episode where Almo hides his mom's baggies of powder in them. Yeah. Mommy says not to share with authorities. So Almo going to keep, I'll do an Almo impression, but you get the point. I only do a two-key impression. I don't know. Don't do it, Almo. So, so I'm going to hide these from authorities, but this dumb kid's just like, hey, look at what mom gave me when you were pulling her over. Hey, aren't these little stamp bags cool? So here's my question to you, Minnie. Now, I thought for sure, based on because it didn't reveal what type of drug it was. I thought, okay, once I found out what drug is I'll know the race of this person. Okay. So I want you to go ahead and reveal the drug. The little young boy handed them a small coin purse that contained 12 stamped bags of heroin.

right with a rolled up one dollar bill so what i said immediately was oh okay it's a white woman i don't know were you thinking the same thing yes do you know the answer to this i do know the it's a black woman yeah holy shit christine creagle creagle also sounds like a white name by the way we're thankful proud of the citizen who made us aware of this so we could better act for that child i'm back to make sure the child wasn't injured can you see now yeah oh good you fixed it i did it wasn't hard So either way, that was the statement from the police department. They were very happy that someone narked and then they were also very happy that the kid narked because it made their jobs easier arresting this poor woman who was just trying to deliver heroin to her friend

who was probably passed out on heroin and didn't answer their phone if I had to guess. Oh, I think the heroin was all for her if I had a guess, but you could be right. 12 stamp bags? Yeah, dude. So here's a thing because you're a pothead. You don't understand this? A what? Potheads love sharing their weed.

They have no problem like, yeah, man. there's always there's always a hit for you in here man come on over heroin addicts not so much they're like no this is actually mine you get your own i'm not sharing this it's amazing how weed works in the world you could be anywhere and not have wheat and then just have wheat instantly you could be anywhere like a wean concert a pearl jam concert you could be at a dead and friend show anywhere and it just shows up and you just there's this weed there in mushrooms it's amazing one time i was at a black keys concert. Black Keys concert. Years and years ago with my cousin, we had no weed. We went in with no weed. Yep. And some dude walks up to us and goes, hey, do you want to smoke with me? And we were

like, sure. And he handed me a prescription pill bottle that was filled with giant delicious buds. And then he handed me a pipe. And then he said, hold on one second. And I never saw that man again. The universe brought it to me and handed it to me. And that man completely disappeared. That's amazing. Yeah. They love to share. I believe. I believe. I believe. believe that was Jesus coming back to Earth. It could have. I was there for the second comment. I had a similar thing happened to me at a Wien show at Penns Landing in Philadelphia. I've seen Wien there a couple of times.

And, you know, you don't know how strong it's going to be and I'm not good with Marijuana. And my wife and I got so stoned that every time they stopped playing music, I was having a freak out. I'm like, when are they going to start playing again? I want more brown noise. I hope they start playing another song. Please start playing another song. one's staring at me. Start playing a song again. It was very, uh, it was fun, except when they weren't playing music. This is the tough guy who's stepping up to people. That's him right there.

Don't look at me. Well, don't look at me. Listen when I'm driving my car. I'm not stone. I'm just drunk. Uh, Dylan from Somers says, are you sure you weren't at a Weezer show, Carl? I've been to some Weezer shows too, but it wasn't that, no. Okay. Jared Wayne Canales, he's 34 years old. He's a former resident of Palm Coast. He saw on a nationwide warrant since April. was located in Massachusetts and returned to Florida this week on charges of child abuse, Carl. Okay. Yeah. What did he do to abuse this child of this? Well, apparently, this all steps from accusations that he goaded his daughter into taking her own life and insulted her and demeaned her on her 13th birthday. Okay. So if this guy had starred in Glen Gary, Glenn Ross, or Beetlejuice, this would be no problem, right?

I mean, this guy is basically Alec Baldwin, minus the celebrity. A little bit, yeah. Yeah. The alleged incident took place on April 7th. Cadillus had texted the girl's mother in early afternoon when the girl was still away with her friends. The girl had not been struggling had been struggling about her feelings towards her father. I wonder why. According to a statement by her mother to law enforcement, she called around 3 p.m. that day.

Two of her friends were with her in her room. And according to what the girl, one of her friends told Flagler County Sheriff Deputies, Cadales called her vile names and said, you're not worth it. I chose my girlfriend over you anyway. go kill yourself. Okay, first off, that's weird, right? You don't choose your girlfriend over your daughter. That's creepy.

You can have both a girlfriend and a daughter. If you're choosing one or the other, it tells me that you assume similar things will come from them. It's definitely understandable where you would come to that conclusion. It feels like the wrong things are in the wrong ballpark. Yeah. The next night. You know his vagina I like better is my girlfriend's over yours.

Like, well, yeah, dad. I would hope so. Yeah. My girlfriend's blow jobs are way less toothy than your 13-year-old amateur fucking blowies. All right. You just went there. All right. I appreciate it.

Yeah, you're welcome. It's a creep off, dude. That's what we do. There's the line back there. Did you miss it? Steps right over. The next night, the girl cut her own wrists. What was described as a minor cut.

Finally, a kid who listens to her parents. See, this is the problem with the previous story. That kid, her parental orders be damned. He's just like, ah, here's the drugs. This kid just like, my dad told me to kill myself. So, all right, I guess I got it. Yeah. So this caused some bleeding.

She then did it again with a piece of glass the following night. And with the baseball bass, smashed a portrait of herself and the dad. The morning of April 10th, she took seven pills of Benadryl. And while she was at the car with her mother on their way to pick up her stepfather from work, she took another seven pills. All right. So she's in the car with her mom doing every half-ass suicide attempt she can. Thank you.

I was going to say, half-ass is a good word because this girl either sucks at killing herself or she really wants attention. And I'm going to guess both. And then she tells her mother that she did it. Oh, look at me. I'm so depressed. I'm cutting myself very lightly. Her mother changed directions and took her daughter to the Halifax Hospital in Daytona Beach where her stomach was pumped. So who's the victim here?

The stepdad who's waiting to get picked up from work. Good point. detectives reviewed text messages on the girl's monster their father oh it's all about her isn't it yep uh detectives reviewed the text messages on the girl's phone with her father a felony child abuse charge was filed on april 14th now the only thing that they don't tell you what's in the text messages but i'm going to say this whatever he wrote got the florida police to put out a warrant for his arrest and i guess what you're implying there Is that it's hard to get arrested in Florida?

It's kind of fucking bedlam. Yeah. I guess that's what you're suggesting. Like, they're upset about text messages enough that this guy gets arrested. All right. So that's strike two against visiting me in my Florida house. All right.

Keep going. Well, strike three. Start with the shit water. By the way, that's getting figured out this week. I want to tell you, my friend. Oh, good. Has anybody stopped it from flowing into the living room? I don't know about that.

I don't have a webcam set up. But we are getting a reverse osmosis machine set up. So it's going to be all good. That'll be great. You get to osmos the shit out of the water. Perfect. Good one. Professional comedian, Vinnie Paulino, everybody.

I don't put that in my credits. I don't put that in my credits. Thank God. You know it from Comedy at the Carlson and Comedy at the Carlson. It's Vinie Paulino, everybody. Wow. Carl. What I put in my credits is everyone's fourth.

favorite WATP co-host. Yes. Which is, I feel very realistic. Yeah, so you're not counting producer Chris as a co-host. Got it. Okay. Well, that, I mean, I thought I moved up when Croh's fucking left. Oh, I'm your top five, buddy.

In my book, you are top five. So don't worry about it. I'm with you on that. Adolescent suicide, especially among girls, has been on the rise for over a decade starting to 2011, according to the Center for Disease Control. That's the end of the story. But it's not all because dads were telling their kids to kill themselves. A lot of it has to do with social media, too.

But yeah, some of it is dads telling their daughters to kill themselves. Yeah. You want to talk about another bad father, Carl? Yeah. We just had Father's Day a while back. Four kids aged five to 10 have been taken into care after first responders found them hidden in a squalid Boston apartment, surrounded by sex toys and drugs. And they found a black trans woman dead on the floor. So, this is a crazy story.

Yes, it is. I have to say this is advanced partying for kids this age. Like, even Drew Barrymore was not ready for this at this age. This is some crazy shit right here. I always forget that Drew Barrymore has seen some shit. And now she's on TV, like being like this Rosie O'Donnell mid-90s, happy-go-lucky mom. Oh, yeah. She's blowing lines at seven.

I mean, Drew Barrymore. It's amazing. Had a lot of fun when she was younger. She really did. Now, emergency services found the unidentified woman's body after an unconstified woman's body after an unconscious person's report was made at 11 a.m. on Saturday morning. They reportedly found six adults who appeared to be men dressed as women inside who were uncooperative and denied having children at the home.

The children were found jammed together in a cramped room surrounded by filth at a stench permeating the air. Hidden by an adult man reportedly wearing a wig. Yeah, you already said drag. By the way, this man was wearing a wig. No, we know. We get the picture. Yeah. Now, the city council. But Aaron Murphy told NBC, the partygoers attempted to stop a responding firefighter from finding the kids.

When he opened the door, he saw four children, what I believe are two adults in the back room. And it was really disturbing to him, Murphy said to NBC. They just seemed scared. If only they had been reading stories to these kids, it would have been fine. Yeah. I would have been fine with it. Get the books out. Right.

This is the craziest drag story time I've ever heard of. This is nuts. By the way, I don't watch. Glenn Beck or any of these conservatives, but I assume this is going to be the top story for the next three weeks, right? This is what happens when drag queens have children around. I don't know. Like, I feel I'm very torn on this because I know a drag queen who does a story hour, but

like just volunteers and does it. So this drag queen doesn't also introduce the kids to meth? Yeah. You're telling me, okay. I think that's probably good. Well, the real name is Ed. I think Ed does it just because he wants to volunteer. be a nice person. I don't fucking know. I assume the best intentions, of course. Yes,

always. Not so much at this party. No. Boston police are classified the incident as a death investigation resulting from cardiac arrests. No results of arrests have been made. There was hoarding a lot of uncleanliness in the apartment, lots of sex toys and drug paraphernalia all over the place that Murphy guy said. The children were immediately removed from the hazardous environment, transferred into the care of child protective services where medical professionals assessed their physical and mental conditions. And they said, poor, I got the test results right here.

Yeah, mental condition, not good. Yeah. It's the answer. Bad, bad, I think is what they said. And they're still saying it's unclear what the relationship is between the adults of the children found in the apartment. One of them said, I'm the dad.

I'm going to say this, friends with benefits. That's what I assume the relationship is. I don't have you guys notice. We're not into labels around here the word maps gets thrown around a lot these days let me just tell you so either way they're investigating it and uh the neighbors are happy that the cops kind of shut this down because apparently this house was a bit of a nuisance which one can imagine so we'll find out what happens in Boston Carl I can throw you a complete curveball and give you one of the craziest

stories I've ever read or I could do the story I told you about me a curveball buddy okay I like this story better than the one I had picked. Sounds good. I didn't like that story either. Okay. It was boring. Agreed. By the way, the story that we're talking about is a woman showed up to the police station in India with her mom in a suitcase.

Yeah. And they're like, can you believe that? I don't know. What are you supposed to put your mom in when you bring her to this police station? Yeah. I arrested her. Yeah. Anyway, yeah.

So give me a curb all. All right, Carl. You ever had a bad Uber driver? Oh, yeah. I'll tell you a quick story about that. Please? Because my wife and I. when we go downtown a lot of times

we'll just take an Uber from our house especially I'm going to a sporting event we go to baseball games hockey games whatever because I don't want to deal with parking it's just easier or if we're going to go out and we're going to hit some bars and stuff like that so this happened a few years ago and we ordered the Uber

pulls up to her house we get in and the woman's like hey guys I'm like uh-oh and then she nods off and my wife taps her The driver does? Yeah my wife taps her like are you okay She's like, yeah, of course I'm okay.

You guys okay? Yeah, I'm great. Nods off again. We get the fuck out of that car and immediately call the police. And she wakes up to see that we're now out of the car and panics and just cruises away from our house as fast as possible. Okay. So I think she was probably on heroin. Yeah, that's probably not great.

Well, here's a picture of this woman here. I am not going to talk about Uber driver today, Carl. This story is about the worst Uber passenger. Ah, I've heard about that, too. History of the world. That I am not, I want to say. Yeah. I think my star rating's decent.

Five stars, son. Even though I farted in that one. Oh, dude, that's true. We were in Nashville. You fucking asshole. I think that was my Uber. We were in Nashville and we got out of this van because there was a bunch of us. And as we were leaving, but he just goes, hold on a second.

I got to leave something for him and just farts into the van and shuts the door real quick. It's very classy. It's a tip. Keep it classy, San Diego. Phoebe Copa, she's 40 years, 48 years old. She's from Tompkinsville, Kentucky. She was visiting her boyfriend in El Paso, Texas. And on June 16th, she picked up an Uber to go meet him somewhere in southeast El Paso.

Okay. Now, according to the complaint affidavit, this woman, Copus, saw traffic signs that read Juarez, Mexico. Now, they're in El Paso, Texas. Right. So there are signs that will tell you if you go that way, you could go to Juarez Mexico. So this woman- No, I'm familiar with that, Vinny, because I live close to Canada, and there are signs that say Cardiff's house. And there's just an arrow pointing.

So no, I- To Minnesota. Now, during her ride, she starts to think that this Mexican gentleman, who is her driver, is kidnapping her and taking her to war as Mexico. Oh, so she's a retard. Correct. Okay. so one star

sir i'm giving you a one star right now you better pull over so this happened at 2 p.m the guy picks her up and a great niece on max was driving her to meet the boyfriend as they drove southbound on south central alpaso copas saw traffic signs that showed the words

warres mexico that led her to believe that the driver's last name was put pedidra was trying to kidnap her and take her across the border copas is then accused of grabbing a silver and brown handgun from her purse and shooting the driver in the back of the fucking head. Bad idea.

The vehicle to crash into roadway barriers before coming to a full stop on the freeway. The area where the car crashed was not in close proximity of a bridge, board of entry, or any other immediate access to travel to Mexico. Vinnie, I don't think she thought this one through. You don't say. I don't think she thought this one through. There's a couple of things here. First off, you never shoot the driver.

It's a bad idea. But secondly, it's the piano player you don't shoot. Say yes. You grab the piano player and you punch him in the face, as the King Ad Rock once told me. Or the rhythm guitar player. So when you get to the border, there's a nice gentleman there, border patrolman. If you are being kidnapped, you can let that person know at that time that you are being kidnapped. Yes.

It's not like, well, okay, and you know what? I'm not as familiar with Mexico. Maybe you can't just get right over the border. They probably are any Border Patrol people. Never mind. Moving on. yeah so she's all under arrest and has a lot of explaining to do

but uh talk about a trip that went poorly that's insane it really is just because you saw a street sign that one popped up in my feet today I was like oh that is a way better end of the show but holy fuck she saw a street sign that said war eyes and completely freaked out and blew this guy's head off

in her defense he was probably speaking Spanish that can be unnerving that I tell you about my Uber driver and we were in L.A. last year no and I was I would just had dinner with Larry Blydner and his lovely wife. Pick that name up. And we're heading back. Why not?

That Larry's show. Check it up. He's great. And he's my friend. So we're heading back to our Airbnb. And we actually were driving through the Hollywood Hills to get back to Airbnb from that. So that was kind of neat. And I don't know. I'm not a talkative guy

in an Uber, but my wife was passing out. So I just like was asking the guy a question or two. And he goes, I don't speak English. Just like that. He just goes, I don't speak English. Meanwhile, everything I... Then he turned up talk radio. Dude, everything was in English.

All of his dials is radio. All of his equipment is, you know, he's obviously using the... GPS. GPS. That's all in English. I think he just didn't want to talk to me. And I'm like, that's brilliant. Check out. Yeah. I give him credit for that. I don't speak English.

I'm going to start using that. Because he said it perfectly too. Hey, everybody. Welcome to this, today's episode of the creep off. I don't speak English. No speak oh, no English, oh, is what I would have said, but perfect. That was very funny. Very good. All right, Carl. Not everyone wants to talk to me. You know what? I want to give a quick shout out to my new friend Ben, who I met at the Ice Stop show Saturday night. I don't know if you met him. But this guy comes up to me after the show, and he says, hey man, I've been listening to Who Are These Podcasts for the last seven years. I was a house painter for a long

time. And so you and Dick Magistons got me through all these long days of just, you know, boring work. And he's from Denver. And he just moved to Rochester like a few weeks ago. Wow. And he came to the isotope show. And I was like, hey, man,

that's so cool. So nice to meet you. So then yesterday, I go to a place called Strange Bird. You ever been to Strange Bird? The brewery? Yes. Yeah. So my wife and I go there for some lunch and who comes out of the kitchen on break but Ben he's like hey Carl here you are again so apparently if you do move to Rochester you just see me every day that's how that works it's a small town I guess well that isn't a great advertisement for Rochester tourism I don't

know what is I do have to say it was funny hanging out with Christian because so he came over to my house we did who are these podcasts then we went to my band's rehearsal space to load up all of our gear that's a four and a half minute drive then we drove to the venue that we played at radio social which is another three and a half minutes down the road which is right next to the comedy club where we are right now where we record this show and literally everywhere christian and i went was in like a mile radius i felt like i live in the smallest town in the history of the world because this is the guy lives out in l.a and i'm like yeah no everything that i do is just like within this i tell all it within walking distance you're lucky you

left the house christian yeah you're lucky you saw something that wasn't the basement yeah most people just i just keep them in the basement forever and people were asking christian the size of the cage bad dixon is still asleep under the pot car other than the pool table yes if you haven't seen pat dixon in the while i do i see him every every day uh people were asking christian to reveal the size of the cage that jingles is in but he has sworn to secrecy oh really yeah well i'll tell you guys i'll tell you on patreon on wednesday i'm talking to the hollow shape i'm looking forward to that All right. We'll see you all next week.

Remember, folks, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Did we read all the super chats? Oh, great question. Let's just double check here. Oh, no, I don't think so we did. Vinny, you liar. He wasn't a barber just in the shop.

I'm not lying. Oh, that was. We did read that. I'm not lying. All right, guys. Thanks so much for checking us out live and for the super chats. And if you are watching on YouTube, subscribe wherever you get podcasts, the creep off. You can find it there.

Hopefully we're not shadow banned like we are on Patreon for some reason. Well, the nice thing is now you could find the links to all of these things right on our website, the creepoff.com. Nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gigi. Go fucking Gia. You had enough far. All right, I get it.

Gagia. Good key already. Jesus. Ain't only ramping children. They're disemelling and forced feeding them their own intestines. That ain't funny. It's the Creemoff. Yeah.

You think you can get away with that without having legal ramifications? Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Alcohol is bad. You shouldn't drink alcohol?