The Creep Off - Episode 172: The Great American Scum Parade

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

In this episode Vinnie & Karl brings you a very special Scum Parade featuring insane stories from around the world, your voicemails, and some salacious Stuttering John gossip. This episode is dedicated to the memory of Caleb Willingham. 1000-LB Sisters star Tammy Slaton's estranged husband Caleb Willingham dead at 40 | Daily Mail OnlineMan sets gas station on fire with a blowtorch, trapping worker (nypost.com)Tattoo artist 'forced cheating girlfriend to eat his poo' after catching her with lover - Daily StarBoy, 8, 'beaten to death by instructor the day after signing up at Chinese martial arts school' | Daily Mail OnlineOutraged mom says Texas daycare handed her toddler daughter's FINGERTIP in a plastic bag | Daily Mail OnlineOutrage as disqualified Utah eye doctor is sentenced to just five years for blinding three people | Daily Mail OnlineLas Vegas Police Find 3 Bodies While Responding to Separate Stabbing (frontpagedetectives.com)Woman who 'shot pregnant woman dead before ripping the child from her womb' is now indicted | Daily Mail OnlineIndonesian police find 5 baby skeletons, uncover incest between dad and daughter | The Straits Times

You're listening to the Carl Network. Not laughing today. Warning. Listening to the creep off might leave you triggered. This episode may contain murder, rape, laughing at murder and rape, ableism, Lenny Dykstra, serial keeters, smile talking, fat shaming, child abuse, drug abuse, pizza abuse, victim blaming, and the state of Florida. Because Vinny's a creep.

and Carl's a weirdo I'm not kidding around they're both a generous psychopaths with no business in a civilized society and they're going to take you

on a scum parade Ola creepos welcome to another edition of your favorite true cry podcast to show about creeps by creeps for you creeps

I'm your host my name is Vinny and joining me in studio today as thrilled as I am to be here with you it is hot cuck cac carl hey don't speak for me i don't know how thrilled i am to be here but vinny it's good to see you buddy i want to say happy fourth of july weekend and even more importantly happy super chat monday a happy super chat monday to you too is a special super chat monday i already got gifts for all the family it's a very exciting holiday that we celebrate

expensive stuff so annie up now carl today is going to be a fun episode we have decided to celebrate our country's independence by giving you a great parade in grand fashion, Carl. Yes, there is always a parade for the 4th of July. Ours is a bit different because there will be some foreigners. Yes, there are. But I figured that

what better way to point out how great America is. Right. By also pointing the shitty end of the stick at other countries. Sometimes you've got to look at Indonesia and China and go, okay, we're not so bad. That's so bad. Good point. Good point. Now, last week, Carl, we

at a competition, and we both brought in our nominations for Creepiest Barber. Yes. Here to give us the results is our vivacious, our lovely, our effervescent, is that a word? I like it. Is that a shitty band? It's Jess. Hi, Jess. Hello.

How you doing today? Good. I'm feeling very effencent. Ah, you, that's why Vinny picked up on that. Yes. You can tell. I think that's what you get when you drop in a, uh, Alka-Seltzer into water, effenessence.

Yes, that is what Jessica looks like today. Now, Jess, am I going to be happy with you today or not so happy with you today? Because I have not looked at the results yet. This is going to be news to me. And I want to be happy with you today. I want you to put me in a good mood. You are, Carl, because it's 65.4 to 34.6 with Carl winning. Yes.

Yeah. You know, Carl. Yeah. This morning when I was driving in, for some reason, I decided to listen to a little WATP. And I heard you talking about this show and how you needed to start making up more rules to accuse me of cheating. Did you think that's a good strategy? No. Because there were so many rules.

We just reviewed this show, who would win? It's a debate-style show like this is. And they have like 17 rules that they have to follow. And the judge could be there and tell them that they're not following the rules. That's a good idea. I have a feeling that Vinny is cheating. and I have a feeling that what I can do is I can make rules retroactive so that we can go back and take away a lot of these wins that you had over the years.

Do you have a date picked out for Gary? I don't yet. Well, you know, there's only so many days at the month of July. There's 31 specifically. Yes, there are. 31. Okay. There's only so many Cubs home games, too. Because if I'm going to go to Gary, I'm going to go to Wrigley Field.

You know that. That's fine. I had a very... I want you to get some fun out of that. I'm going to tease this. I had a very... I wanted to be a real misery, though. I had a very long and interesting conversation with a new friend of mine this morning who is from Chicago.

So we were talking a little bit of Cubs Baseball, but mostly we were talking about stuttering John and Artie Lang's relationship because this man used to be the producer for Artie Lang's podcast. Interesting. Yes. So he's had a lot of interactions with John Melendez directly, and we had a lot of interesting conversations about that. The stuttering John Schitt's bound to creep up over here. here on the creep off. It is. Because that's what happens. We talk about creeps. And the one thing I know about stuttering, John, is that the guy doesn't change. No. There is no real change ever. It is flip, flop, and fly at all times with this guy. Whichever way the wind is blowing, there

goes. Fool me once. Shame on you. Fool me twice. Won't get fooled again, as the great George W. Bush once said. I'm looking on Twitter this morning. And there's a very interesting threat that was made directed towards you that I had to send you the screen shot up. I want to talk to you about that. Can we just before we do that, because I feel like this is Jess's segment that we're in right now. Yeah, that's fine. She can hang out. So do we have any comments from Reddit or anything that you wanted to point out from our... We had a good show last week. It was a very good episode. The family people

upset with the new voting page. That's what it's been. What's they upset about? Because I'm not happy with it right now. Should we bring it back to Reddit? Is that what people want? Yeah. So it said, EZE 762 said the new web page sucks, all caps, bring the votes back here. I think subreddit surfing replied, oh, bitch, bitch, yeah, I know that guy. And then another person said, how can we vote?

Are you hosting the creepoff.com on two Atari, 2600s? I have no idea what these are because I'm young. You know what Atari 2,600 is. I know what Atari is. Carl wins. Nothing worse than a freelancer. I much rather have my throat cut in a certified barbershop than have some unlicensed hairdresser shear my locks on the bus. Thank you. Thank you. I'm glad some people are picking up what I'm putting down. Well, I did want to point the fuck out that you, I'm going on your show going, I'm a cheater, I'm a cheater. You didn't even bring a barber. Point the fuck out. That's what the other person said. I think Carl should lose solely because this guy was in a barber.

I don't care if he was nicknamed the tri-met barber and his crime did involve cutting hair. The guy wasn't licensed wasn't a licensed barber and didn't commit any of his crimes instead of a hair styling establishment. How technical do we need to get on the creep off here, Betty? Is this the this is what you want to start doing? Get into

technicalities about why the person's creep should qualify for the category or not? This is what you just said you wanted to do on WATB the other day. I want more rules but not rules that will fuck me. That's what I said I think I can get creative So if we say the category is barber

And I find a guy who's whack it off into women's hair And then cutting it off on the bus That's a win for me That's thinking outside the box That is creative All right see I don't want to stifle the creativity But I would rather win So yeah I'm gonna fill a buster

Okay fair enough Jess what do you think should Carl lose a point I have no say I don't run the votes the answer is no jess come on i don't think that's the answer i don't want to get on either your bad side okay all all right i see what's happening here vennie's the one who signs your paycheck i see what's going on all right fair enough i just can't be mean to people it's hard yeah you don't want to be on the the dark side of this fucking eclipse now carl i want to

congratulate you on your win i guess thank you very much the score is now four to three yes game point and that means that next week when the contest resumes we will pick up with you in game point as you just i love it thank you thank you for coming on today as always your your treat at jess daydreaming wherever you find uh social media we'll talk to you soon yep go celebrate our country's birth there jessica that's what we're doing now pal do you want to comment on the threatening tweets at you that i i don't like it when people threaten my pal caro i get very upset yeah so basically I don't even know where to begin with us because this has been such a whirlwind

but as I think everybody knows who follows me and stuttering John I got to talk to John for the first time ever last week on Tuesday's Misery Loves Company. It was the first time him and I were having a conversation and the conversation went well people seemed to enjoy it

and it was even brought up that John and I seemed to have good chemistry and so there was some ideas floating around about me and John teaming up again. And John then went on Chad Zumach's show. So John's doing a whole media tour now. He's going on all the shows.

He's back out there. Well, he went on Misery Loves Company and Chad Zumach show. It's not exactly Opie Radio. Correct. He hasn't been on Opie Radio yet. He's trying to, though. He was trying to get an Opie Radio because I talked to John again on Saturday. I don't know if you know this part of it.

Okay. I called it to Chad Show because Chad had John out again on Saturday, and they brought me in And I got to talk with them yet again. And the conversation this time was about who are these podcasts producing a boxing match between stuttering John and all three of the guys from Uncle Rico. He wants to fight Silent Mike, Bomb Levy, and I don't know what he called Shulie. The doze payer. Yeah, the dues payer. I know.

I was just going to say something that was anti-Semitic. I'm like, I'm not going to say that. The dues payer, right. So he wants to fight all three of those guys. And I said, listen, man, we can host it on who are these podcasts. do it on my channel, I'll produce it. So he's all getting pumped up and stuff about that. Oh, I'd help you produce the shit out of that. Oh, yeah. Vinnie, we know people. We can make this happen. Oh, yeah. That's easy.

So, so that was the conversation I had. How do you feel about Rochester in February for a fight? So that was the conversation I had with, with John. And we were talking about also doing another show, him and me, on who are these podcast channel. So then Sunday, I get the invite to go on Uncle Rico show. And with John coming back to the internet and all of this fun, exciting stuff, I said, yeah, I'll do that. So I got home from a friend's house, popped on there, turned into two hours of us watching Shulie talked to John because I gave Shulie the link after I left Chad's show and then Shulie called in, but also me talking to Chad and John. So we were going through all that kind of stuff. Well, apparently, my buddy, Suttering John, my new friend, was not happy about that.

Now, what I thought I was doing, Vinny, was I'm creating even more drama leading up to this big showdown. You know, we're going to have this big episode with Carlin Stuttering John, part two. You know, the big showdown, what's going to happen? So I'm on there, we're busting balls like we always do. And then I wake up this morning. And lo and behold, there's a tweet that went out that's threatening my new house in Florida that I've talked about. Yep. with John and a biker gang that he's friends with.

Now, Huffier Schwid. Now, Vinny, I have reached out to John because I said, I thought we were building up for a big show here. Now you're threatening me very publicly. I gave him the screengrab and everything. And he has not responded. I don't know if he has me blocked or what's going on, but he has not responded to that.

Oh, man, Cors is a problem. Did you really think that the beast was tamed? do you know it's chaos theory dude i feel like i know jeff goble with Jurassic Park i feel stupid i feel i feel like i should have known better i feel dumb but let me just tease this because i'm not going to get into it here this is the creep off this is not stuttering john gossip hour on this show but i talked to one uh daniel falado okay and people can can look up his credentials he's been all over the place but he had a very close relationship with a lot of the guys from

Howard Stern and he's buddies with Kevin Brennan so he's kind of in this world quite a bit and he was telling me some stories about when John used to do Arty's podcast because Dan was the producer of that podcast and if you've heard John talk about how he's pissed at Dan for not taking

things out of Artie's show where they were talking about his trans kid he mentions that to this day that he's mad at Daniel and it turns out Daniel actually did pull people he pulled the audio of people talking shit about John's trans kid but it was John who was talking shit about John's trans kid and John after a case of beer

according to Daniel after a case of beer on Artie's show was it telling all sorts of jokes all sorts of hilarious jokes about missing penises and things like that things I've never talked about and John then decided after he sobered up he gave Daniel a call and said

you can't put that out and Daniel to his credit said no problem I won't and John the next time you saw Daniel gave him a big hug thanks man you're a stand-up guy I see why you're friends with all these celebrities and why people respect you and then John turned on him

like he always does and there's a lot more to that story so that's just a tease and I'm very interested to tell you guys what happened between these guys Somebody clip that tease and get it on the internet Wow What, that's a bombshell Dude, I can't even tell you

My head is spinning This conversation I had this morning I can't even begin It's unreal, so I'm coming to fix your camera, keep talking Okay, what's the way with my camera? I'm looking Oh, I can just move

Oh, really? Yes, who cares? Oh my gosh, you ever watch watch the BS show. Julie's like all the way to the side. Oh. This ain't no BS show. This ain't no BS show. Yeah, we put preparation to do it.

We don't just show up and turn the mics on. That's right, buddy. And also, we read your super chats on this show. Let's do it. Let's start. Let's get into the super chats because I do appreciate a super chat Monday with none other than Yay, Super Chats. Kinky Loco, two bucks.

It's my favorite podcaster. Oh, and Carl, too. Kinky. I'm your second favorite I get it Thanks for the book 99 I'm fine with that Five bucks from Turbo Neil Breen

I'm so proud of you Carl Hashtag Vinny Spinney That's right buddy Vinny Spinney Coming up soon And then Bill Loney $2 there was voter fraud And I have proof

Oh Will that be on the after show The creep offter The creep offter Oh if Bill Loney Can put out a compelling argument for this On the after the creep after Yep.

I'll revisit it again next week. It better be compelling. I don't want this whole flood the goal line bullshit. Right. I want some real evidence. All right. I'm annoying five bucks. Do you want to read that one?

I don't like it. Vote for Vinny. I would have really liked you to read that one. Why don't you read that one, Carl? I don't like that one. They paid $4.99. I denounce it. Oh, hold on.

I'm not into that one. I denounce it. All right. You are fake news. All right, Carl, so this is my wedding anniversary weekend. Oh. So this whole weekend has just been, like, slammed busy. So this is going to be a lot of fun.

Why, hold on timeout. Yeah. What do you do for your wedding anniversary that makes you so busy? Whatever I'm told, whatever the book I'm told. Oh, okay. All sorts of I, too. Wear a dumb shirt. I get told to do a lot of things.

Wait, so that wasn't your decision? Do you see any wrestling guys on this shirt? I didn't see a single wrestling guy. Okay. It was not my choice. Okay. I thought maybe it was. in tribute to the Hulk Hogan's theme song, I Am a Real American.

By the way, that episode was a lot of fun that we did the other day. We just inducted Terry Hulk Hogan into the Creep-off Hall of Fame. If you're not on our Patreon Supercast or backed by, you should be because you get fun episodes like that. Not only is he a Hall of Fame victim blamer. He almost murdered Richard Belser. Yes. And what else did he do, Carl? We had video of him almost murdering Richard.

Belcer. Yes. He also says the N-word. Oh, he does like to use that word. He apparently does. I didn't realize that was something we do on Hulkomania. And Hulkomania, the world of Hulkomania is not for racism. Listen, I'll go out. Now, Vinny, now I know this bugs you, so I'm going to

do this a bunch. I hate you. I'll go out on a limb and say, I think the amount of times that Hulk Hogan uses the N-word is too much. I think it's excessive. I would call it one, two, many you could say that again say that again buddy it's easy for you to say okay i see what you dude i don't know what i'm doing i'm a clown um carl i guess that means it's time for a skum

parade so let's get after it because that's what our plan is for the day Scum parade Take me on a raid Of these fuck charades That these creeps have made Scum parade Vinny and Carl Gonna tell you about some fuck shit

Scum parade Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad Soaking up the blood of a cat Scum parade now before we jump directly into it let's take some time and give our condolences to someone that we featured on a bonus episode not too long ago yes tammy slayton oh poor tammy tammy is having a problem because apparently someone married her and then died oh my gosh what are the

chances it's that guy next to her in that picture yeah that's that's caleb Caleb Willingham. Now, what reality show were they on together? Because I don't know. I don't follow this stuff. The 1,000 pound sisters. Okay. So apparently, these two lovebirds met in some type of dieting rehab.

Ohio obesity rehab center. Yes. Now, I thought that obesity was fine and it was healthy and everyone celebrates it. Why is there a rehab center for it? I'm confused. Well, because those people are dumb and wrong. Oh. Now, the 40-year-old man, Caleb, was nicknamed Double K.

I don't know why, but I just like that nickname. I'm not sure why either. Start on the weight loss show alongside his wife as they battled their chronic obesity together. The two got married just weeks after they met with Slayton telling people at the time, our wedding day was perfect. There was so much love in the room. I literally married my best friend. Aw.

Yeah. I'm not bad now. Oh, oh shit, what happened? There's a big however after that in this article. The son reported it made that the two were set to divorce. Vinny always have a big butt. You know that? I cannot lie.

The son reported it made that the two were set to divorce. Not even a year in, Carl. I can't believe that two people who met on a reality show weren't able to stay married. Yeah. That's shocking to me. Well, I mean, when you can't even find a bed to share, it's hard to be married. Dude. And also, I just want to point this out.

I'm sure I said this on the bonus show. This woman is both fat and ugly. It doesn't matter how much weight she loses. She could maybe go from a zero to a one. Maybe, I don't know. She's missing half of her teeth. So, like, when she shrinks down, she's going to look like a bulldog. She's a disaster.

Yeah. And then this guy, you know, he could have had his pick of the women over there at that fat rehab. That's true. That's true. So he decided, you know what? I need to fix her. He got himself a fixer up her. No, Carl, unfortunately, he was the problem because Caleb was refusing to stick to his diet.

Yeah, that's why you marry a bitch like this, because you don't want to stick to your diet. Isn't that the whole point of marrying an obese bitch is that you guys are going to go off for pizza a couple times a day? You know what I mean? Could you imagine? All of a sudden, she's nagging him, like, oh, you're going to have another snack? Like, yeah, that's what we do. What are you talking about? Dude, I don't know how I've stayed married.

I do not know how I've stayed married when I look at these two. I don't think your wife nags you. She doesn't, but here's the thing. I just left the house. She was doing strength training workouts. Yeah. And tomorrow morning I'm taking her to run a half marathon and shit. Like, she's fucking into fitness and all this stuff.

That shouldn't break up your relationship, Tammy Caleb, is what I'm trying to tell you. Well, hold on a second, though. Caleb gained 30 pounds Just because I eat a pizza during the marathon Yeah Doesn't mean we're going to break up People are handing her cups of water She's running down

You just hit her a slice of pizza This is not what I need Vinny, thank you for your support But wasn't looking for that Carbbs you need carbs while you're running No you don't Not while you're running Vinny I keep telling you that

That's not how you work out So it should be eating Viterals Viti orders Domino's to his treadmill I'm like no no no no that's not they have one of those pickup boxes right next to

my treadmill actually no I can just see at the gym the pizza guy shows up all right who order the pizza everyone just points over at you

everybody looks at what is this fucking planet fitness what is happening here shots fired yeah all right Carl so he gained 30 pounds

and I'm just like what was that one percent yeah I could go up one or two percent pretty easily I don't know why that's a big deal

people ebs and flows baby weight is a very different thing for everybody. But this guy put on 30 pounds. This woman has 30 pounds hanging under her chin. Right. And also, the other thing that's funny about this article is it kept saying multiple times, the cause of death is unknown.

This 40-year-old obese man, we don't know how he died. I don't know how he was still alive. 40 years is a lot for that heart. Yeah, that's true. So I just wanted to send our sincere condolences to them. And I feel so bad for Tammy. She found love and it was taking. away from her but you know what i laughed at it all right it's all you can do and we're creeps

listen if you don't laugh you cry that's what i've discovered in life carl you're right buddy you're right i have some great news folks we're going to start off with a video shall we carl sure uh here's a story from detroit a place we're going to be visiting later this year yeah yeah yeah september 15th wATP live dot com for tickets to uh the magic bag in ferndale michigan just outside of detroit that is correct i just want to make sure i got my story here now a detroit man set a gas station out fire with a blowtorch after a period to get into an argument with the clerk trapping the worker inside a raging inferno do you remember when they just used to shoot the clerks you just pull a gun and shoot the guy that was the old-fashioned way to do it i suppose uh i believe

that arson is a pretty serious felony yeah so it's up there like with you know it's up there with assault with a deadly weapon and stuff like that. So the charges will probably be pretty similar no matter what here. Attempted murder, I believe is the... Attempted murder. The charge here. Well, it depends on the jurist dick shit.

Here we go. Detroit, baby. In Detroit, this is a misdemeanor, I think. So what we're seeing is a man who's dumping a garbage can full of gasoline onto the floor and then walking in there and talking shit to the clerk.

There's no audio to this because this is the surveillance footage. Right. And he's got a blow torch in his hand. Yeah, that's my... menacing. Yep. And he's, oh, is he going to light it?

Is he going to light it? Surprised he didn't light himself up. He's stepping in it. Oh, and there it goes. And that flame is taken over the store immediately. Yeah, thank you, New York. That's spread in about two seconds. That is a large amount of gasoline to throw into the middle of a room, a small area like

that and just to light it up on fire. Yeah. So I got to say, points for creativity. Hmm. The guy's name is Stephen. I'm sorry, Julian Waddle Miller. Now, the fire spreads immediately covering nearly in the entire store in two seconds as a clerk stands trapped behind the counter. The employee was rushed to the hospital where it was treated for first degree burns.

Vinny was running in there. You ever see Peewey's Big Adventure when he's saving the pets in the pet store? Vinny's running out with Twinkies. He's like, no, he keeps running back in. Little Debbie snacks in his hands. You're going to let those hostess Cherabies go? They're good warm. They are good warm.

They're very good warm. better. Dude, I fucking hate gas station and shit like that. That ain't me, babe. Okay. Methinks thou dost protesteth too mucheth. Meeth. No, I eat a lot of good food.

That's my problem. Got it. It's not the trash. So the Harroweed footage was captured by Project Greenlight Cameras, a public-private partnership project aimed at trying to reduce crime in Detroit. And I wanted to point that out because when you see a video like this spread all over the news. I don't think what you're what you're doing here is giving people ideas. No, no. I disagree because this guy was picked up. He has been arrested. So you're letting people know that you

might get caught trying to murder a clerk by burning him alive. Yeah. Well, I think that's a good thing to put out to the community. I guess that's fine, but I wouldn't put the video out. like watching how oh the guy went out to the gas pumps filled a gas a fucking garbage cane that's right out there next to the gas pumps walks in and fucking sets it on fire vini you're impressed with the creativity this is not a difficult thing to figure out all right i think anyone who's pissed at the clerk could figure this one out okay you've been pissed to the clerk did you ever come up with that one i thought about it all right i stayed correct a lot i just didn't have a blowtorch all right i didn't have a blowtorch

Oh, it was a fucking bick lighter that wasn't working. All right. Yeah, well, it was his lucky day. A tattoo artist allegedly forced his cheated girlfriend to eat his food car off. I'm sorry. Yeah. I didn't know we were moving on from that story. Oh, I thought you were done.

No. You acted like you were done. Go ahead. There's a very important element in here that I want everyone to know because we have a lot of listeners in the Detroit area. Okay. And they're probably thinking like, oh my gosh, this Julian Miller is a madman. I hope I don't come encounter. I hope I don't encounter him in my daily activities.

and I want to let you know, good news, even though he was let out on bail, he does have a tracking device. He has one of those ankle bracelets. So don't worry, everyone's safe. There's no way anything bad's going to happen. There's a GPS tracking device. And I'm sure he won't fuck with it. I'm sure everyone will be fine. All right, Dela says celebrate safe.

Oh, he's a whole, Carl. Thank you, Dela. Dela's a good guy. No, he isn't. It's a creep. All right. Oh, yeah, he listens to this show. that's a solid point you are all their creeps all of us here together now let's get back to this story that i just wanted to drop on you this happened in jakarta a tattoo artist forces cheating girlfriend to eat his own poo carl now in this article i don't know why they talk about his job so much i'm wildly confused about this so he's a tattoo artist but they mentioned it three times in the first three sentences here's what i'm thinking this is a frowned upon profession

so they're trying to throw shame upon it. Right. So if he was like a hip hop artist or a punk rocker, they'd mention that too. It's meant to point out that this guy's a sleaze bad. Because honestly, if it's a professional businessman or successful CEO forces his girlfriend to eat shit, that's interesting too. It doesn't have to be a tattoo artist. Yeah. Doctors and lawyers do insane things too.

As we'll find out in a moment. We're getting there. Now, the case started after the suspect saw another man and his girl. He tried to chase the man but was unsuccessful before he entered the house, walked into the bathroom, took a shit, walked out to the living room, and wiped it in his girlfriend's face. So how should you punish your girlfriend for cheating on you? That's what I want to know. If that's the wrong way, do you know how satisfying that must have felt, Vinny? Put yourself in this guy's shoes.

He's so angry. He wanted to beat this guy up. He got away, but he still got the cheating girlfriend there. Yeah. Well, she's the creep that we're bringing up in the story. Right. It's her. Stop cheating on your man. Yeah, don't cheat on your man. Now, he's also accused of hitting his girlfriend around the face and on her hand during the same poo-related incident. Yeah.

So it sounds like it wasn't like a loving hair. Like, you know the way when you get married and you spear the cake on each other's faces? Yeah, I probably didn't go down like that. Like, oh, you. You got me with your poop. I wasn't ready for that. Oh, I'm sorry I cheated on you. You got me. You rascal. Apparently, they were headed towards a rocky relationship. Yeah, this is a not a good situation, but it's pretty funny. So, Jakarta, fucking love it. Now, what happened was this woman went and got a job at a factory, and that's where she met this guy. That is true.

Where they started an affair. And I just have to say, don't let your girlfriends get jobs at factories. That's what children are for. Yeah, she must be very unskilled labor. Right. This is where eight-year-olds make a living. she's probably I bet you the

the shit sandwich he gave is better than the food in the factory cafeteria I would imagine so even though they are building iPhones well I mean sound like they're allowed to take them home with them no can't even get it past the suicide nut

can't even get it past if we try holy shit all right Carl did you ever take martial arts as a kid no me neither me neither go figure

An eight-year-old boy has been beaten to death by his martial arts instructor the day after signing up for classes, Carl, in China. Oh, boy. They take it very seriously over there. You thought Cooper Kai was tough on the students. This one is rough. Yeah. The Youngster's not been named joined the Chung Day Young Martial Arts Sports Club in Shangdong on June 17th. But on June 18th, his parents who had paid 7,600 yen, that's about 837 euros, for the years worth.

of self-defense lessons were sent a video of him during training in which he looked unusually pale. Yeah. His mother noted that he was covered in bruises, which were mostly concentrated on his legs. The boy was taken to the third people's hospital in Chiang, where he was declared dead on arrival after reportedly being beaten by his instructor. You know, they say there's no this thing as bad publicity, but I'm not sure about that with this one. Not great. Not great. And this kid must have some kind of mouth on him.

if one day in the instructor's just beating him to death you can't mess around with the instructor in martial arts you should know that going in there's a reason that you're there see the color of that guy's belt

stop calling him names it's not going to end well for you the boy's father was sent the video around 11 a.m. on June 18 said he looked unusually pale they criticized the coaches for not taking him to the hospital but here's the thing hold on a second they criticize

it for not taking to the hospital suitor how about not beating him to death that would be my criticism if I was a parent I don't know well a video posted online showed a boy wearing an orange t-shirt with the martial arts club's name on the back he collapsed to the floor as a woman's voice could be heard saying

if you don't keep if you keep doing this your mom told me she will not pick you up for one year so they were like taunting this past that child on the floor Mr. Zy the boy's father was very upset now I don't know if that's the same boy or if that's just like how they train them all there

I thought it was the same boy, but you're right. Now, it isn't worded that way in the story. Yeah, it might be like a different kid. Just somebody got footage of a kid. Like, what I find interesting about this, this is the shit. Like, if you take your dog to doggie daycare, they send you a little video halfway through the morning. Sure. Oh, your kid's alive or your dog's alive or whatever.

This is the same thing, but they're literally kicking the shit out of the children. Right. Sending pictures of the bruises to the parents. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, Vinny. And what does kill you makes you dead. Yeah. And no one ever finishes that saying, but that's how it ends. T-da.

Oh, boy. Now, the fun part is that this martial arts club is rather new. The fun part. They just registered in April, so they'll get the hang of it eventually. Yeah, they'll figure it out. I think they'll get. Everyone goes through growing pains when you first open a business. Holy shit.

Boy, that's a funny story to me. And this poor fucking kid, he's like going in there because he's like, I'm not going to get bullied in school anymore. And the teacher just beats the shit out of him to death. You're having a little bit too much fun with this, Vinny, I have to say. And Capable says, is Vinny getting better at reading these or do he just have a good lunch today? Haven't had lunch yet. Maybe that's the trick. Well, maybe that's the trick.

Empty stomach polino, they call me. All right. Yeah, no more food for Vinnie. You're going to be getting the greatest podcaster of the world. Yeah, you're going to get creeps and roses, Vinny. That's what you're going to get, the height. Oh, boy. That was the height of your career, wasn't it?

Yeah, boy. Season one, season one, not season two. Season one. Yeah. A Texas mother, Carl, is very upset with her child's daycare. Oh. Now, we just talked about this very responsible Chinese martial arts school where they were sending the documents to the parents and everything. And they were able to check on them during the day.

This school does not have such a. such a policy. They don't even let their parents know when they start missing limbs. That's a problem. Yeah. Well, Danielle Hurt said her 15-month-old daughter, Madeline, is now facing a lifelong deformity

after her teacher let a door swing shut on her hand. Now, do you know how hard you have to slam a door in order to take a finger off of somebody? We're talking about, this is finding out that your wife is secretly a Chad Zumach fan. That's the level of pissed off. You have to beat a slam a door that hard. Yes, yes.

Camera footage shows a teacher who is failing to pay attention, let the door slam shut on the little girl's hand. Hurt says staff were further negligent and not immediately calling 911 and instead waiting for her to arrive. And when she did arrive, they handed her the daughter's finger in a plastic bag. It said, here you go. Here's your daughter and here's the rest of your daughter. Have a great day, ma'am. She says she became enrage after watching surveillance. footage of the moment, which came to her, came after the child was playing outside.

Well, walking back inside, her claims the teacher wasn't paid attention, allowed the door to shut while her finger was in the way. Now, to me, that's the kind of shit that could happen anytime. That could happen. That's just life, man. Bad shit happens. I knew a kid who fucking lost a couple fingers in elementary school. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. He fell out of a tree and tried to grab like a power transformer that was by power lights and he fucking got electrocuted and lost, I think, part of his thumb. like his... Holy shit. I thought you were going to say it was you eating pizza too quickly. I didn't realize there was going to be an actual story attached to that. That was the lunch lady.

She tried to take a slice away for me. You have to feed the video with the palm open. I always tell everybody that. Palm open. Pop open like this. He won't bite a finger off. And number one rule, Carl? Yeah.

No eye contact. So I love the fact that the mom immediately is talking about lifelong deformity. Yeah. Because those are some. lawsuit words. That's a lawsuit term right there. Lifeline deformity. He's like, she could have been the greatest piano players. It's Alicia Keys. If not for this incident, that's going to be worth at least $23 million, Your Honor. Yeah, good luck from this place. The people who thought it was a good idea to put the thumb in a plastic bag, you're lucky if they have insurance.

Jesus. All right. Thank you for the... Yay, Super Chats. Dead Fool, VIP. Thank you, Dead Fool. 50 bucks. I came to vote for for Vinny. Sorry, Carl, but he gave me a studio tour, and this is his show, bribes work. Hold on. Now you're bribing people for votes? This is against the new rules that I'm making. This is specifically against those new rules. God damn it, dead fool, you blew my cover. You're cheating. You're cheating, Vinny. Anybody who asked me for a studio tour that was here for Davokon, I gave it to him, just to be nice. That's funny because I go, I go, Vinny, we should let the VIP people

come back to the studio. You're like, no, not doing that. Nope, just people ask nice. yeah so turns out you were more than willing to let them back here just not what i suggested it all right yeah well uh michael see what said oh carl carl is burke grisha the new co-os no that's actually vini paulito surprisingly hold on oh jesus shirt's coming off get the fuck out of no so dude you'd be so much funnier if you just take your shirt off during your stand-up sets people would love that i retired from stand-up i'm retired now well try to give you a good suggestion.

Yeah. All right. So getting back to this story real quick, the fun part about this, you know, the lifelong deformity and saying that the school didn't call 911 right away. There's more fun past that? Yeah. The doctors fixed us. The doctors were able to reattach the finger and the kid's going to be fine.

But the mom did not want to hear that. That's, my mom just like, nope, it's probably going to fall off again. She literally says it's going to fall off again. I feel like she's going to rip it off. She's just sitting there shaking the kids. Yeah. That's just sitting there shaking the kids. But also, she goes, I had to go to the school and then I had to take my child to the hospital.

What do you want the teacher to do? Leave the biggest kid in charge and drive away with this girl. I mean, they have a responsibility to other students. You call the ambulance. Well, I guess you could have called the ambulance. Are you kidding me? Of course you call an ambulance immediately. What are you her attorney now?

What's going on? I just might be. If I get on the settlement, I feel like this is. Even if the thing gets fixed. It's a gold digger. You are correct. Even if the thing is fixed, she's definitely angling for a payday. Yes.

But she's going to get one. Oh, I think that's probably true. Yeah. She's going to get a very big one. Oh, man. Oh, here's something. Hey, is the reason why you don't want to have kids because you don't want them to face the possibility of a deformity? Because you grew up with those feet and all.

Oh, I see what you did there. No, I would love it if my kid got his finger slammed the door. I knew a guy growing up married one of my good friends. who was attacked by a dog when he was a little toddler. Oh, lucky. Yeah, the dog bit him on the face, and he was able to sue for a very large amount of money saying that this, now I can't be a male model

because I was bit on the face. I have this deformity. This is a real thing. If you could claim some kind of deformity, you could just be like, I mean, this little girl could have been like, you know, maybe I would have been the next Joe DiMaggio. I don't know. We'll never know now.

I'm missing a finger. Is this retroactive? Can I just like sue my mom? for this face. We can both sue your mom for that face. I've got good news for you, buddy. Since you and I are in business together, we can both sue your mom. Well, if I were you, I would sue your mom.

Oh, my gosh, I had to watch. I would sue your mom's vagina. I had lunch with my mom the other day, and she was talking about something that you said about her. And she goes, and Carl, then you agreed, and you called me very rude word. I go, I did? What did I call you? She goes, the C word. I went home. Oh, yeah.

I hate that my, I hate that our shows are getting so popular that my family's not watching. Yeah. It's not good. Real popular. Your mom listens. Well, shit used to. You know, it's more than Penny Seacom's kids. Yeah, it's true.

I can't imagine his parents are listening. Hey, do you think maybe we could track down Patty Seacup's parents and get an interview with them? I want to talk to the dad that left him when he was like four or whatever that story was. Oh, is that what the story is? Yeah, his dad went out to get a pack of cigarettes. Never came back. Do you need all your clothes to get cigarettes? Oh, yeah.

No, I'm going to need to pack all my clothes to get these cigarettes. Well, it might be sunny. I don't know. Yeah, we don't know. I haven't checked the weather yet. Could be a torrential downpour of snow. Who knows? All right, Carl.

You ever heard of a rogue doctor? Hold on a second. Michael C. That's pretty funny. I don't want that to pass. He says, retired from stand-up or standing? Waka, waka. All right.

Good job, Michael. thank you i'm standing right now you idiot it's my job would you think pretty good okay oh have you seen john with uh shulia i guess you haven't i was brilliant yesterday evening and i was watching a 30 minute clip on drunk on cringes channel okay of shulie and john and i drunk on cringes putting together some good stuff but what was so funny is that shulie's calling him pale and it turned into the South Park thing I'm not your pale buddy I'm not your buddy pal I'm not your pal I'm not your buddy

Shilly just kept going all right buddy I'm sorry pal It's fun stuff There was a shooley got one line in that got me pretty hard he told John something Maybe you should do your laundry I forget what the setup was But he nailed him and I fucking lost it Yeah because John was wearing the same shirt that he wore on Thursday

He was wearing on Saturday Right And John's claim is that he bought two of the exact same shirt. Right. I promise you why I did it. She was planning on asking him about, but I don't know if I'll ever talk to it again now. Oh, man.

Hopefully I will. Hopefully we'll make this happen still. All right. Well, a rogue Utah doctor has been jailed for just five years, Carl. I have to say, Vinny, you never want to hear the word rogue before doctor. You know, you might want to hear like experienced or calculated, not rogue. You know what word? You definitely don't want to hear it after the word doctor?

What's that? Steve. that's bad news am I diet okay well Paul Wade Wyatt was handed the sentence in March

after targeting patients for eye surgery after being barred from performing such operations well that's nice of them so he wants to help out the community he's like so I'm legally not allowed to do this but

I'm going to do it anyway literally this is what this is this guy he went and solicited patients right and blinded people so he literally put a scalpel into people's eyeball and i'm not sure that's how cataract surgery works yeah multiple like if i'm getting eye surgery i don't want to see anything that looks like a scalpel get going anyone's hand that's not that's not the tool you want to see for eye surgery i think we use lasers now pretty sure oh my god i mean the story's here uh he was trying to scoop out of cataract.

He's got an ice cream scoop. Let me get that for you, buddy. Keep your eye open. Can you, um, nurse, can you please duct tape his eyes open? He keeps blinking. Please get the duct tape. Yeah. And all of these people ended up blind in one eye or completely blind.

And he only got five years of jail in Utah. Yeah. This has got to be some old frontier fucking law that you're like, you don't have to have license to practice medicine on eyes and teeth. This is the real world Dr. Nick. from the Simpsons. This is, I mean, I know Dr. Nick is actually based on a real Dr. Nick, but this is, I think he's just so fun and jolly and people are like, ah, well, let's not throw him away forever.

It's a cool guy. Oh, man. This is horrific. You don't think this is good? Yeah. Who goes to, who doesn't check out somebody who's going to do surgery on your eyes? Well, that's the funny part about this. Like, if you get rushed to the hospital and you have appendicitis, you don't really get to pick

your surgeon, you fucking wake up. If you're having problems with your eyes, you get to pick your doctor. Right. So the problem with this guy, and I don't know if it's a problem, but he was offering low-cost treatment specifically to people who couldn't afford and didn't have health insurance. A lot of them, illegal immigrants, that he would help out. And the way this article is written is he's targeting these poor, underserved communities. He's like, no, no, no, no.

He was offering a discount to people who can't afford regular cataract service. surgery. And frankly, I think he should be awarded for that. He should be commended. Oh, he was awarded five years at jail. All right. Okay. And what's interesting here is... I never want to hear about the word discount when it comes to eye surgery. I'm like, no, no, no, go and just give me the Cadillac version. Charge me. Full price, please. I'll be paying full price for your time, sir. Thank you. I'll even tip you. Yep. But is that how good a job you do. So you keep that in mind before we turn on that gas. Yeah, $1,500 up front, $1,500 after the fact. I want to make sure I could see.

You change the deal. Thank you for understanding what I was doing there. A Las Vegas man has been arrested after three people were found dead inside an apartment unit, Carl. Yes. Police officers were responding to a different stabbing call around 9 a.m. on June 27th. Man, Las Vegas sounds great. Doesn't it? Yeah, you're a camera froze.

I am doing everything I can. Las Vegas sounds great. Now, cops showed up to this apartment complex. There's one of the maintenance workers is sitting in the office. He's a 50-year-old Hispanic guy who was stabbed in the leg. And he said the man who stabbed him was in the outside, in the courtyard behind the leasing office. Then the suspect later identified his 30-year-old Spencer McDonald ran through the leasing office and police were able to take him into custody.

He was arrested. He was caught with a mace sledgehammer type hybrid. Yeah. Did you see the picture of this thing? Yeah, that thing could cause some serious hit point damage. That thing. I mean, it is straight. out of medieval times.

And I guess what's the point of buying a very scary-looking weapon if you're not going to use it? Well, I think he made that shit. Oh, you think so? Yeah, I don't know where you buy that. I think you could buy things like that. And Vegas, probably correct. Vegas for sure, yeah. One and in a card game.

Before the 911 run call took place, police said the leasing office asked two maintenance workers to do a welfare check on an apartment. Officials did not give details on why the welfare check was needed, but the maintenance workers entered the apartment with their key. I would have wanted some details based on what happens next. Yeah. I would have appreciated some details. The only thing that they noticed as they walked in was that the place looked, quote, disheveled.

Yeah. As they were immediately attacked by Spencer McDonald. One of the workers was able to get away and run to the leasing office, leaving the other one behind. Which is why I always try to work with people slightly slower and fatter than me. Smart. That's my rule. You never have to be the fastest gazelle. That's correct.

The victim was taken to a nearby hospital treated for non-life-threatening injuries. The officer that responded to the apartment complex went to check the apartment in question and located the bodies of three other victims, one of them being the other maintenance worker. Right. Yeah, so he's all dead. Yep. The other victims

were Andrew Graydon, who's 43, and Christopher Brassard, 45, and Dina Raker-Vail, 80. Graydon's cause of death was blunt, sharp force injuries. Bruchard's cause of death was multiple sharp force injuries. They're all moved by this Mace. I like how they explained the cause of death. No, no, we know what happened. Oh, yeah.

He smashed them all in the face with this Mace a bunch of times in a row. They died. It's really hard to buy a toy and not play with it. It is. You don't want to leave that in the package. He's charged with three counts of open murder and one charge of attempted murder. What about the 80-year-old? Did you see who that was? The 80-year-old. I don't know who. Oh, the grandmother. Yeah, his grandma. I actually, I texted my grandma this story. I just said, watch it. yep it was grandma sorry he murdered his grandmother yeah with a mace fun stuff god bless america i got to say sometimes meth makes you do some funny things

doesn't it ah meth you got me again here i am bludgeoning my grandmother to death let's talk about math baby let's talk about a yes-a-re let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things meth and see let's talk about meth here we go carl you don't have kids what are you saying what are you trying to say right now well i'm just trying to say that you talk a little effeminate

you drink your beers like a pussy and you don't have any kids trying to say i'm gay because that's nothing wrong with that no it's nothing wrong with that at all you'd be better if you were gay no shit i would have got my teeth fixed yes you would have yes you would have that caught me

very funny. Carl, that was very funny. Thanks, buddy. Missouri woman accused of kidnapping and killing a woman who was 31 weeks pregnant before cutting the unborn child from her body has been indicted for the fetus's death, Carl. Okay, we've heard this story before.

Is this a different person? Yes. Holy shit. Because as I've read this, I'm like, we covered this specific story, but it was different people involved in murdering the mother of an unborn child in order to rip the unborn child out

this is apparently a problem it's a problem i just watched a video the other day of a woman who got arrested i think it's a jcs has it on youtube where the video that they show is of her in the hospital after she got taken there by the police because she was arrested for like drunk driving okay but she had like the baby with her and like she was like i get i just gave birth i just gave birth this baby she's like oh let me get you to the hospital they get her to the hospital. Around the same time across town, there's another lady who's found ripped open and the baby's gone and

they did an examination on this girl and no baby came out of that, hoo-ha. So what I watched was the cops explaining to this woman that her story doesn't check out. Right. And that's always a lot of fun. There's nothing out of more than a liar on YouTube. So

here's what I learned from this story video. If you want to keep an unborn baby alive, I'd recommend not murdering the mother because As it turns out, an important aspect of a baby's health, an unborn baby's health, is the mother being alive. Even Dr. Steve knows that. Even Dr. Steve would tell you that. So I feel like they did this in the wrong order, I guess is my point.

If we kill the mom, we can get the baby very easily. Amber Waterman 43 was previously diverted November for the fatal kidnapping of Ashley Bush, who authorities say was shot to death. The remains of the unborn child, which they named, I always find that creepy when they named the dead baby. Yeah, that's weird. Valky Grace Willis. Ugh. I mean, I was going to say that's the baby's name assigned at birth, but there was no birth.

So, never mind. Yeah, don't assign a gender to this child. According to the court documents, Waterman and her husband, Jamie, abducted Bush for the purpose and benefit of claiming Ashley Bush's child as the defendant's child. officials in Benton County said Waterman of Pineville, Missouri, Lord Bush, who was looking for a job with a phony job interview posting under the pseudonym Lucy. That's very dishonest of them. Yes. Lucy met Bush at Arkansas Library for a job interview on October 28th and offered to connect her with someone who could get her a job. They made plans to meet again at a convenience store on October 31st, Trick or Tree, with Bush

believing she would go with Lucy to meet the supposed boss about 13 miles away from the store and 25 miles from where the Watermans live in Missouri. Just use Indeed, all right. Those are real jobs out Indeed. No one wants to murder you and take your unborn child. Just go to Indeed. I don't know. They want real resumes and shit on Indeed.

Yeah, don't lie about your resume. Bush was dropped off at the store by her fiancé Joshua Willis, who probably feels a little silly now, huh? He saw her leave with the woman he had seen meet with Bush at the library. She texted Willis around 3 p.m. to say that she was on her way back to the video. convenience store, but when the truck Willis saw Bush get into, drove by and drove past the store out to the highway and went north. Boy, was her face, Red.

Willis recognized the truck and that Lucy was driving. Suspicious, Willis continued to try and contact his fiance, but his calls went to voicemail. He reported her missing by 6.30 p.m., which seems like he wasn't too quick on the uptake. That's three and a half hours later. They're adults. What are you going to do? Hey, let's get caught up on some super chats because your bum. the spud is wishing us a happy America Day.

Yeah, he loves America Day in Minnesota. Yeah, we don't call it America Day. I don't want to docks him. We don't call it America Day. But he's in Minnesota. Cardiff Electric. I don't know why he won't update to the potato cartoon graphic rather than that old computer monitor. Hey, Fisker, Whisker, two bucks.

Super Chat Monday. Don't be a creep this fourth. That's right. You need to super chat us to not be a creep. Happy Super Chat Monday to you, too, Fisker, Wisker. Good point, Carl. And then Cardiff comes back again with another 279 Canadian to promote his new show. Yo, remember the 90s.

Him and El Jribly do a show together. That sounds quite interesting. I remember the 90s. So you can check that out on the Yo Remember the 90s YouTube channel because Cardiff has to put everything on a different channel. Yeah. And by the way, that's, yeah. Exactly correct. Yeah.

And everyone follows this main channel and never follow. Okay. Just the hell escape I'm living in right now. Subredit surfing is off this week, by the way. We'll be back next Wednesday with a big special fantastic guest that I'm not going to tell anybody who it is. Oh, that's exciting. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you're WATC fan tune. Can you sing the subredited surfing theme song? I was trying to sing it the other day on WTP. Do you want to go subreddit surfing? I want to want to go subreddit surfing. Oh, holy shit. I didn't know you were the singer at the Cardiff was. I didn't realize you were the vocalist on that song.

Oh, man. Spot on, my friend. He's, uh, that's a fucking earworm, dude. Why did you do that to me today? I know. All right. It's catchy. So here's what happened.

Amber Waterman and her husband, Jamie, were charged with, was charged with being accessory. Jamie Waterman told authorities that his wife burned Bush's body in a fire pit after they cut out the baby and they confessed to the killing. Uh, the baby was apparently still born the day that Bush was reported missing. and Amber Waterman now faces life in prison if she is convicted. And her husband faces a maximum prison term of 15 years. Which you would think my wife made me do it is a pretty good argument. I think any judge, any jury should give some sympathy to this guy. The maximum is 15 years?

That's surprising. I thought so true. I don't understand how any of this works, actually. What am I talking about? Yeah. So, Carl, are you ready for our last story of today's special scum parade? Ready, I've been looking forward to it. You're telling me.

It's so hot in here. It's very warm in here in the studio today. The shocking discovery of five baby skeletons in Indonesia, Carl, how police uncover an incestuous relationship that a father had with his daughter. Please explain. I would love to. Two workers were clearing the land at a former pond site in the village in central Java. I believe this is Indonesia.

Yes. When they stumbled upon the human skeletons. Investigators led the police to the suspect identified only as R, who then confessed that he was having sex with his biological 25. year old daughter for the last 11 years. And I just wanted to let you know, I did check Pornhub and those videos are not up yet. That's correct. Seven babies were born from this illicit union, Carl.

Five boys and two girls. The last was born in 2021. So this guy's pull-out game is atrocious is what you're telling me. Might as well be an NBA superstar the way this guy's pulling out. If this guy could fucking shoot a three, call him Boston. Shot a seven. The 57-year-old father confessed to killing all the babies by suffocating them shortly after they were born

and burying them at the former pond site. Yeah. How does that make you feel about America, everybody? Right? And we've only read stories like that a few times. Shit like that only happens in, well, Arkansas, probably Alabama, Missouri, Mississippi. I think the kicker is let's explain why he did this,

why he thought it was a good idea to have sex with his daughter. Why was that, Carl? You want to tell everybody? Yeah, because there was a shaman who told him if you have sex with your daughter, it'll make you a rich man. Yeah. And the guy gave him this advice while he was working as a construction worker. Yes. Turns out, fucking your daughter is not lucrative.

And he's complaining that he's still poor, even though he followed this guy's orders. And actually, the shaman told him that he should, is that the right word? Is it a shaman? It is, that is correct. The shaman told him that if he fucks his daughter seven times, he'll become. rich and this guy's like well seven times makes me rich what will a hundred times do for me so i think this guy overshot yeah i would say he overshot yeah he definitely did carl i got to tell you that i'm so glad that i am not the product of an incestuous rape of my father you don't know that do you think

they'd tell you that you'd be the person they give that information to i mean you are a dolphins fan so it's possible. Oh, come on, Carl. You've been a Bill's fan since the 90s. Sorry with that. You know, remember the 90s when the bills lost four Super Bowls in a row? Use that, Cardiff. I recall that. I recall that. All right, buddy boy, this has been a fun episode. Thank you all for hanging out with us today. We will be back on Wednesday with another very silly bonus show. Oh, let's promote that because I'm excited for it. And then let's do voicemails before we get out of here. I got a couple of voicemails. I got a couple of voice mouths. Yeah, you know what? I might have some too.

Okay. Yeah, so this Wednesday, we're keeping Hulk Hogan going because the Hulkster was part of a failed TV series. Am I right about that TV series? Thunder Red Paradise Brothers starred Terry Hulk Hogan. Yes. Now, we're going to be watching the first film, which I believe is like 68 minutes or something stupid like that. It's not even that. It's just completely ridiculous. Hulk Hogan working in a beach shop, befriending children. on the beach and fighting for their mother's honor dude it's very weird love it so tune in for that uh i believe our special uh pals who are joining us for that are going to be brian johnson who's totally into it and uh andy yeah we'll both be on w tp later that day so that's going to be

uh stop trying to copy all my guests you started it how do you figure you asked andy to join he asked me oh all right andy started it then fucking andy fucking andy Andy. All right. You have voicemails, Carl? I think I have at least one. Before you do, let's remind everybody that are brought to us by our friends in Syracuse. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Happy 4th of July, enjoy a world-famous Syracuse dog at one of our many restaurants at the health department hasn't made its way to yet. And if you guess the animal it came from, it's free. See you in Syracuse. See you there. Where was the production on that one?

What happened? I didn't have time to do it again. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Thank you very much, Incapable. Great job today. Thank you for the $4.99. Yes, thank you. Incapable.

Appreciate it. Now, Carl, the podcast prophet called in. Oh. What the fuck, Vinnie? You fat fuck. It's the podcast prophet. The Holy Spirit is speaking for me right now. Just listening to Bad Bad, the latest episode and good episode.

Good, Who Are These Creepos? Shitty episode of Who Are These Creepos? The show they're fucking doing, that women are insufferable. However, Vinny at one point, it's like 55 minutes in and some change. You at one point go, because Carl corrects you about the hoverboard for Back to the Future, and Carl correctly says Oh, what am I? Fact-checking? And then Vinny says, you fat piece of shit,

you go, you go, I thought there was no fat-checking on this show. Like, there's no C in the word you just said. You said, fat-checking. Yeah, that's what I call it. That's what I call it when Carl corrects me, fat-checking. Yes. You're actually not witty enough to come up with that on the fly. M-2! M-2!

Okay. What do you got? That, where I mispronounce That word was the joke, guys. I know, I know exactly how to say exactly. I've known it all along. Dude, we're played 4D chess. Correct.

All right. I have a, uh, we're not fat-tongued idiots. At all. Like Carl, I guess this is for the fucking creep off. You fucking sat up there. Oh, Robin Hood. He, he, he fucking, he steals from the rich

and gets to the pole. You fucking communist hack. He doesn't steal from the rich. He took money from the government, which stole it from the poor. He took the money back from the government and gave it to his rightful owners, the fucking poor. You fucking communist fucking hapach. You, what the fuck? You're a dirty fucking cop.

You fucking two house owner and motherfucker. Fuck you. Now people are getting angry with me. maybe I don't know Robin did that well isn't he steal from the rich and get to the poor wasn't there his whole motto wasn't there a thing with a chicken running around and a snake and a lion I don't know Robin Hood Robin Hood I saw the Disney movie that's all I fucking know you think I read fucking Robin Hood sir I don't know maybe you're correct I don't know a lot about Robin Hood I thought he was stealing from the rich game to the poor either way the government doesn't get their money from poor people I don't know if you know that it's not poor people who are funding the war in Ukraine right now okay Poor people can't afford these fucking missiles. And the rocket's red player. The Bobber stayed in air. U.S.

U.S. U.S. Still there. All right. I got another voice mail. This is a poem I wrote up but the creep off based on a true story. Roses are red. Biles are blue.

I like the creep off. and so should all of my friends. Pretty good. That's a good poem. All right. This is a creep report, and it's a doozy, girl. Good. I like creep reports.

Hey, this is a little story for the, I don't know what you guys call it, the local creeps or who are your creepos or whatever. A creep report. Anyways, went to school with the guy all to elementary school in junior high. Real good friend. went to each other's birthday parties and stuff like that. You know, fun guy. Later on, I kind of lose touch with him, get back in touch when we're 20 years old,

I have an apartment. He's been thrown out of his house. So I let him crash on the couch for a while until he started, he tried taking pictures of our female roommate in the shower and pipping fights with our apartment manager, threw him out. A couple years after that, a friend asked me if I had heard about him getting arrested.

Like, well, you know, it's not super surprising. I figured maybe it was like petty theft or just something dumb like that. Well, I look at the newspaper and the charges are rape of a 19-year-old, retarded man. Oh, oh! Yeah. I believe he's out of prison now, but. Last I heard he was hopeless, so there he are. Obla di, oh, blah, life goes on.

Wow. I didn't see that one coming. Can I just give one critique, though? Yeah, too many detail. No, I saw what I was going to say at all, not enough details. We never heard about the female roommate's breast size. I needed that detail because I don't know how creepy does to take photos of her in the shower. All right.

Well, allow me to change my critique. Too many of the wrong details. Yes, wrong details, sir. All right. And I got to tell you, with the most on-point phone call, I didn't even realize how wrong I was until I heard this. Oh, wow. Cal photographer with a point.

Good. Hey, it's Cal Photographer. Carl, Rogue One is a garbage-tier Star Wars movie. Do you think it's good because Felicity Jones is running around with her giant, massive, beautiful milkers bouncing around at the end of the 50? But it's really bad. There's no character development. There's no plot.

There's no story. and the only kind of semblance of his story is about something no one gives a fuck about which is how the fuck did they get the death part plans who gives a shit, Carl and then they show Vader's is merciless Carl you have such bad taste in everything fuck off

Finny Winnie People's champ Rug 1 sucks Felicities Titties Yeah made that movie great So a cop photographer Just shit on his own point immediately in that call You know why you like that movie Carl

because her tinnies are out. Yeah. That's what we all like it, sir. Did you think Carl was, uh, well, you were like, yeah, we learned out how we get to Death Star Plans, we get to see that stuff. But honestly, there's also a wisecrack and droid. Let's not forget about that. I'm a big fan of those.

Gotta have a wisecrack and droid for your comedy relief. Hey, you know what? I'm going to go see tonight. What are you going to go see tonight, Vinnie? The new Indiana Jones movie. Why? Is your wife making you do that? I just watched last night

The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Dude, I saw that in the theater and I was so upset about it. It ruined my year. I was so upset about that fucking movie. It's so bad. What part is so bad? Okay, a lot of parts are so bad.

Obviously, surviving a nuclear bomb and the refrigerator is pretty dumb. Check. Right out of the bat. Yeah, that's a problem. Swinging through the jungle like Tarzan is mostly retarded because it is greasy. It is greaser motorcycle.

Well, dude, they're actually going faster than trucks, for some reason, swinging through the jungle. Guess how that works at all? That's stupid. And then they come in contact with space aliens, and none of them are even shaken by this. They're like skipping down the hill afterwards. Like, la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-an another day. We're a family now with this old British guy who's talking gibberish for an hour. Dude, this movie is so fucking bad.

You know what I'm going to tell you something? What? I laughed. so hard during that. Just going, what is this? I know. I want my buddy Eddie Nebula. It was so bad. Halfway through, we were just heckling the movie the entire time. It could not ruin my night. It was so goddamn hysterically mad.

So stupid. So many terrible decisions. So why, speaking of terrible decisions, why are you going to see the next one after the hat where Harrison Ford is because I left my fucking ass off making old jokes about that one? I'm going to watch this shit. Jesus. I'm going to IMAX. I want to see all the wrinkles. I laughed my ass off That's it That's it We laughed our asses off

So do you think the motor Cyco gang has gotten to your apartment? Yeah Chie new condo Whatever the fucking is you live in down there Dude it's hysterical Because If anything happens in my house

I have a suspect Already in mind He threatened my house Or me or something Very publicly Now I guess he's since deleted the tweet People are saying that in the chat

But He looks fucking insane These stills like Do you know how much I missed And I tweeted it the other day How much I missed dropped the needle anywhere Oh my God I was so happy to just pause

Some of these live streams He's looking like his smile is Florida Well also when he was His internet was freezing up Every time the internet would freeze up He'd have a different ridiculous face Like right in the camera too He's yelling and screaming

And fronthing at the mouth So funny Hold out a second I don't know anything about this movie other than it exists in the title new indiana jodes gross female indie sucks oh they made it an india girl indiana jones first james bond now indiana jones james bond's a girl now too jesus christ what is this world coming to oh that's right double seven was a lady yeah oh yeah okay what a world we live in that's what a world i love it all right honestly i think iron man should be a woman i think that we need more she hulk

that's me just to be talking that jessica gal that did that show was so good we need more of it you are an idiot you are quite the idiot um hey i see my buddy uh jay who does lights for the isotops is in the chat where's o j what's up jay i'll see you uh i'll see it rehearsal in about an hour you guys are doing band practice today we got to gig this uh friday i think it's friday what's july 8th is that a friday who gives the shit who gives of fuck. Maybe it's Saturday. Anyway, July 8th down at Charlottata Beach. All right. Well, Carl,

let's... Theisotopes.com. To learn more. Okay. All right. We'll be back next week. It'll be a competition. Carl's at GamePoint. And I don't know what the category is going to be. Feel free to tweet at us or give us suggestions for categories. I'm all ears. How about stunt boys?

Radio show stunt boys could be the category. you can have turd and i'll have uh sundry john turd is john the stupidest guy in the world all right all right it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice hold on i gotta get us out of here please do yeah please Through all of the voicemails, the creep up this come and gone away. Now it's time to sit down and get comfy.

Because Coral and Vinny gonna give us a skumperate. We're gonna say rapids, settles and cycle range There's gonna be murderers A man that's in AIDS Only the greatest living waste of space We're gonna see

the creeps out sucking a family pets hey I don't understand But what can I say It's a perfect weekday For a scumperate Superchat Monday, it's a skull parade.