The Creep Off - Episode 173: Creepwatch

Episode Date: July 10, 2023

This week Karl is on game point and Vinnie’s back is against the wall. Join them as they shine a light on the creeps who hang out by the pool by presenting their picks for creepiest lifeguard of all time: today we skipped WATC and instead we watch a video from Code Blue Cam on YouTube in which a lovely lady simply attempts to stand by her man: In the Scum Parade we meet an armed robber with romantic ambitions, a “cool mom” who loved her son too much and the biggest dork ever. Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Check out the stories here:  Indianapolis woman robbed at gunpoint then asked out by robber on social media (wrtv.com)Man who stormed Windsor Castle with bow 'sexted with AI girlfriend before setting off to kill Queen' | The SunRudy Farias mother kept him as sex slave for 8 years after he was reported missing, counselor says | Daily Mail Online'Cannibal' Mexican husband 'killed his wife, ate her brains in tacos and used her skull as ashtray' | Daily Mail Online

Warning, listening to the creep-off might leave you... Triggered. This episode may contain murder, rape, laughing of murder and rape, ableism, many Dykstra, serial keeters, smile-talking, fat-shaming, child abuse, drug abuse, drug abuse, victim blaming, and the state of Florida. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods, because I'm alive! And I'm not backing down.

Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Fuck yeah. Ola! Creeples! of your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps, home of a fancy brand new website, the creepoff.com where you could find links to anything you may need to find in regards to the show. I'm your host. My name is Vinnie. And joining me as always, it's hot

Carla. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Good to see you, my friend. I'm out of breath. So Vinny, when I got here at the studio today, you were telling me some tales of your week. You're hosting the funniest person in Rochester contest. I am not hosting shit. I am standing in the back, keeping people's times. Sorry, I'm hosting, I guess, is a term that means you're up on stage. I mean, you're producing this whole event. Yeah, I am. And I don't know if you saw what I was doing last night because originally I was going to come being guest judge.

But I told you, I wasn't going to be able to make it. Yeah, thanks. Do you know what happened last night, Vinnie? Nope. So I did a show with Shulie, Bob, and Mike and Anthony Coomya. and Chad Zumach and Jim Florentine. The seven of us got together to laugh at Stuttering John. Only Stuttering John could bring those seven people together and form one team.

You guys are really just bound and determined to make sure he never does any shows online again, aren't you? So this is what happened. That's fucking like Voltron. Yes. Can I tell you what happened? Fucking Voltard. Now, John did his very first. show, Hypocracy Police on Friday, as you know, and he had Chad on there.

What you didn't know is that Shulie and those guys were feeding Chad instructions on what to do. So they would send him stuff like, okay, you got something in your eye, rub your eye. Then Chad would do that. So they're laughing along with that. But then they got a really good idea. They started photoshopping Venmo amounts and sending them to Chad's phones. And the Chad just like, holy shit, I got another 300 bucks. Oh, damn.

I just got another 500 bucks. And meanwhile, just Bob and Shulian, they're sending messages in there. Like, don't show this with Stuttering John. And then Tony Mazard joins the show, and he's in on it too. So he's fucking with John. It was three hours of these guys trolling Suttering John on his own show. And he was numb to wiser until the big reveal last night on the Uncle Rico show. It was really incredible.

That's quite a lot of dabble verse news. Thank you. I thought you'd want to be updated on the Dabbleverse this morning. I'm over it. I'm so tired. I'm so fucking tired Do you realize what it's like To have to watch 90

Comics In 5 Days No I doubt Do you want to know it's like to watch 90 Amateur Comics In 5 days

I've seen those shows before My brain is fucking melted into my spine It is not going to be good for me today And Carl, I hear this news. Funny than usual? Is that what we're telling us video? You told me that. You know what all I'm thinking is right now in my brain? You know what all I'm

thinking of my brain is after you just told me that story? What's that? It's wow. Chad really is the most disloyal motherfucker that ever works on the planet He really is a fucking dirtbag. He fucks over everybody. Why can't he just fucking like pick a side somewhere? Just fucking, I mean, he's

John thought they were really good friends. I guess John had been messaging Chad quite a bit. And to the point where Chad's like he's acting like a girl he's messaging me so like, do you guys realize what it only, just a lonely old drunk retard that man is? I do. Dude, he's fucking

you've been ripping on him for years. You have created an economy, a sustainable fucking economy based on ripping on this guy and he's calling you talking about his new place. Hey, Carl, how you doing? I think I like you now with friends because you said a nice thing to me. That's

like what level of intelligence we're dealing with. fucking way to go NYU You fucking idiots Alright hi everybody It's the creep off My favorite show Where we talked about creeps Vinnie it is Super Chat Monday

Which I'm very excited about It's one of my favorite holidays And when it is Super Chat Monday What I like to do to celebrate Is read some super chats Well let's get after it Because we got a couple coming in Chris Primer

When Vinnie inevitably goes the way Of Pizza the Hut Will you rebrand the creep off with John To case by case where you do deep dives of cases while you both get to the bottom of a case of Coors. And the most effeminate way possible. Case by case is there's got to be a show called that, right? There's got to be a true crime show that drinks cases of beer.

We haven't gotten to him yet, but you know, we still have plenty of episodes left of WATC to get to. All right. I'll have to look that up. Great idea, Chris. And then my buddy, Christian with the Blatcast. Hey, Christian. Happy Super Champ Monday to the only podcast where both hosts have bought me corned beef hash. in Rochester. Wow. That's odd. That's an odd thing. Yeah. Well, I mean, how else do you thank a guy

for a hand job? Good point. Good to see you, Christian. Yeah, what does he want to kiss on the cheek? It's a court beef hash. Get out of here. Oh, man. All right, Carl. Last week, we had a relaxed episode where we just did a scum stream for everybody. Yeah, it was a holiday, you know, the 4th of July and whatnot. Then we did a bonus episode on Wednesday. I wanted to talk to you about this because we got together with Trucker Andy and Brian Johnson from Tom Steve Dave and the four of us watched Thunder and Paradise

the first episode of this unbelievable TV show from the early 90s starring Hulk Hogan. Now how the creepoff has devolved into watching Hulk Hogan TV shows in the 90s I'm still not sure. I don't understand either but it seems to be a runaway hit. That's all I want to do now. That's all I want to do is watch

Thunder and Paradise every Wednesday with you. Can we please continue to do this? I don't know. I don't know, because here's the thing about me, pal. What? They call me the people's champ for a reason, because I care about what the people think. You call you the people's champ. No, I didn't come up with that. Okay.

I used to call myself handsome Vinnie Paulino, handsome in quotations like comic. Hilarious. Carl, I want to put a poll out on the Patreon page. If you want more Thunder and Paradise this week, I'll be glad to give it to you. Okay. But if you want a scum stream, I got some Pito Hunter theater ready to go too. All right. So you tell me, and by the way, can I give you an update on what there's a brand new run out there of our boy Gordon Flowers? Oh yeah. And he has changed up his tactics.

And Carl, you might actually respect the way he's doing this. Yeah, the way he was going about it was very douchey. So you know what he's doing now? Now what's he doing? Now he's going on to these telegram apps and stuff like that. And he's looking for the people who are trading porn. Okay. And he's going in as someone looking for this stuff. But without, accepting it because I mean yeah I think that's a little more fair little more fair now then slow people said and I know you love said any pictures of their genitals to everyone I know you love Gordon and with that said I would still much much rather watch more of this Hulk Hogan TV show because it is fascinating to me I just want to give the people what they want on the

creep off if you guys aren't on our our Patreon or backed by or supercast let me just explain what this show is that Hulk Hogan was in it is so ridiculous I they're in like the Caribbean or... They're in Florida, Carl. They're in a shitty part of Florida. Do they say Florida ever? I don't remember them saying Florida. Yeah, look at Hulk.

It screams Florida. Well, okay. But what's great about it is that you have this guy, Hulk Hogan, who all the girls want to be with, every single chick. Yeah, he thinks he's caught if electric as something. Yeah, and all of the girls are knockouts. Every chick is in a bikini and is a 10 in every single scene. So even like the boring dialogue parts,

It's still entertaining. It still works. And there's a lot of boring dialogue parts. Very little action so far. There's a guy who looks like Joe Piscopo, who's a sidekick buddy. And that for some reason, Jimmy Hart and Brutus the Barber Beefcake are in the background of every scene. Yep. Which is pretty interesting.

And that Hulk gets married. The plot is completely nonsensical already. The show starts off and immediately they do something that no one would ever possibly do. It's the stupidest plot ever. So I'm just, I can't wait to continue watching it. All right. So go to the Patreon page and vote if you're a patron and let us know what you want to do. Now, let's get back to a competition.

Where are we left off, Carl, you had four points. I have three points. That means it's game point for you. If you win this week, I'm going to spin the wheel next week. Yes. And I'm going to do it like a man. I'm going to spin that wheel. Okay, buddy.

I'm going to fucking walk into that consequence. I don't know what you're implying there. I'm just wondering, how's your calendar looking for July? I don't know what you're implying about spinning like a man. Spitting like a man That's right That's right Not running like in a feminine beer sipper

You said what you were saying I spin the wheel very effeminently You should see his wrist everybody The way it just flops down Okay Yeah Let's see what's going on here A feminine Carl

Jeez Jeez Jeez Louise guys All right I'm just fucking with him But yeah I guess I'll have to fucking spin The wheel What's your calendar

Look like for July What do you go to Gary? I don't know It's gonna be tough It's gonna be tough Vinny. Folks, go get them. It's going to be tough.

Real creepos. I actually, I, I, I, excealcior. That's the battle call. We'll talk about it off the air. I had some ideas about how I could fulfill this consequence. If they involve a green screen or someone else driving there for you, I vote no. Okay. Very good.

All right, let me just, let me just text Tab back and let him know. Nope, never mind, Tab. That's not going to work after all. Was Tab going to drive you? That's a stare. Okay, Carl, it's a competition. This week, we have decided to continue on in the tradition of the summertime that we are enjoying right now in this hemisphere. And we're going to pick creepiest lifeguards. Let's do it. You're ready?

Do it. You won the last one. You're going first. All right. I'm heading over to Mumbai, India. And we're talking about lifeguard, Matthew Singh. Now, Matthew Singh had a little bit of a crushy poo on this chick, Swadichasane. So, it's a hot name. This guy's a lifeguard. He's on the beach. And he's seeing these girls.

They're hot. They're there every day. And so he develops a little bit of a crush on this girl. And she's very friendly. She's very friendly back to him. So he thinks he's got something going on. They exchange numbers. They're messaging with each other.

He's calling her sometimes. They're talking. He feels like she likes him. You ever have that happen to you of any where someone leads you on? You think, hey, I think, I think this chick's into me. Yeah. Then you find out the hard way, not so much. It was just a buyer cigarettes.

Yep. Yep. You bet there. You know what this is. All right. So the problem here, though, is that Matthew Singh really thinks that he is going to seal the deal. So one night at the beach, he decides he had a little handsy with her. and he wants to do it.

He's got a sheet with them. He's going to lay down and they're going to have some sex on the beach. A sheet? How romantic. Yes. Well, sex at the beach, though. I mean, come on. Do you really want the sand going everywhere?

Probably not. Solid point. You need something. So he's got that ready to go. And it turns out she's not that into him. Doesn't want anything to do with them, in fact. So this turns into a confrontation. And he ends up pushing.

pushing her off this little cliff onto these rocks next to the ocean, and she dies. That's a, that evening went differently than he planned, I think. A lot differently. Yes. So then he calls his buddy, and he goes, you got to help me with this body. We got to get rid of this thing. Why? It's just laying there on the beach.

She fell. So, well, as you'll find out, a lot of eyewitnesses saw those two together. They saw that he was the last person with her. Yeah, I watched her fall. No, no one saw her fall. No, I did. I saw her. She fell.

I didn't do anything. Okay, yep, there you go. I mean, why is this so hard for people? No, he gets his buddy, him and his buddy, get the body, they dump it in the ocean. All right. Evidence is gone. We're all good, right? And no such thing is the tide.

So then a body shows up two days later. Yeah. And this guy sing and his buddy are like, oh, shit. Is that her? Turns out it's a male body that comes up. Yes. So people overhear them going, holy shit, we would have been in jail right now if that had been her. Thank God.

That was a dude that they found. Holy shit. So overhearing that. And then all these eyewitnesses, there was an 1,800 page charge sheet where they got all this testimony from all these different witnesses. And my buddy saying the police come to him. They charge him with this. They never found the body. But he confesses to the whole thing.

He says, yeah. you know, she wasn't really into me. And then I pushed her. And here's where I dumped her body over here. And so him and his buddy are both charged and prison. Fucking confessions. I don't understand that at all. It's like it's bad enough if you didn't get your dick wet.

Now you're also going to prison over it? Dude, all you got to do is, yeah, she wanted it and fucked me real, real good. Then fell off the cliff. Right. She wanted my giant dick, she said. And then she fell off the cliff. I actually split her in a half. half. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm packing.

Here's what happened. My dick was so big. It stretched her vagina so big that a gust of wind came by and threw her right over the cliff. It caught her just right. It sounded like someone was playing a jug band. And she just flew up into the air. That's a pretty sexy note you just hit there. I like it. I like that story. I'm taking ladies. I like that story because it's believable. That's the important part of any of these made-up stories that get you off the hook for murder. Like, why don't they just stick to one simple, concise bullshit story? It's all you do. That's what happened. Yeah. Stretch out a vagina, gust of wind. I mean, how many times are they going to explain this to you? I mean, and then you just look at them

blankly. And that's how you get away with murder. What am I the idiot? What's going on here? That's all you do people. I mean, we do. So, Mithu Singh is my creepiest lifeguard for, uh, trying to bang some hot braw other than murdering her who was using him so obviously she's we don't know that viny i assume that's not true all right now carl yes my back is up against the wall yes it is folks i do not like to be down i do not like it grab it out of your hat i believe is uh the expression i really do not like it when carl is beating me in this game especially at gay point and i am not ashamed to say that today i'm just going to have to go for it because I know there's only one man who could deliver votes.

Oh, boy. There's only one man who I know everybody will run to the ballot box for. Has this man been presented on this show before? This man has been presented on this show before. I've never done this. I don't bring people who've been presented before. I'm going to start making rules and you're going to be cheating. My creepiest lifeguard today is a man well-known to listeners of this show because Carl will not

stop bitching about him constantly. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, my creep today, Joseph Robin at Biden. Time to get in the pool. Wow. Wow. For those of you don't know. Oh, my gosh.

I forgot about. Uncle creepy Joe used to be a lifeguard in the 60s down in Willemton. Yeah, we're going to talk all about it. All right. So here's a wonderful picture of him at the Joseph R. Biden Aquatic Center that was named after him. One of these things is not like. the others, one of these things does not belong. He did a great job for civil rights. Joe Biden did in Wilmington, Delaware. I forgot about this until I started

Googling creepy lifeguards. That's hilarious. And so I have to thank Donald Trump for giving him the nickname Creepy Joe because I never would have remembered this shit. Wow. This is all Trump's fault. Okay. This is. This is all President Trump's fault. So number 46 is my creep today. As a teenager the summer of 1962, former president Joe Biden worked as a lifeguard. Former president, current president. Wow. Okay.

What are you? Is there a conspiracy I don't know about? For some reason. Is he a body double? Is he actually not around anymore? It's possible. It's certainly possible. Okay. He worked as a lifeguard. What was known as the Priests Run swimming pool in Wilmington. Now, folks, in 2017

when he was the former vice president, which is what my point was. And I fucking got tongue tied. You're fine. He went back there to give a speech to talk about his time at the pool. And he told some stories that really, I have to say, are worth revisiting for this. And I think we'll very clearly prove why this man is the

creepiest lifeguard that's ever corrupt. I hate you right now, Vinny. You know you put me in a very difficult position, right? Yeah, because you're going to vote for me now. You have to. So annoying. All right. Now, let's talk about what he learned because he went to this place. It was a

very black neighborhood and he was a very very white man. There were no other white guys working there. So listen to him talk about this and what he learned. I applied to the city of Wilmington for a job and I was the only white employee here. And I learned

so much. I learned so much. I learned that folks that I work with like Spencer Henry and Lafayette Jackson and a whole range of people, Jamie Rolls, a lot of great great, great people who are my fellow lifeguards.

We're 13 of us. I learned that they treated me. They treated me as an equal. He learned that they treated him as an equal in 1962. What the fuck point is he even trying to make here? Right. What the hell is he talking about? I mean, this guy, he's going to hurt his arm, patting himself on the back.

What does he accomplish with this? He got a job somewhere, there's black people there? This is a very rambly speech. Oh, you think? Yeah, but listen. This is what he was coherent. I, because this is me trying to give President Joe a little bit of respect here. This is him being cutesy.

Listen to this cute clip. This was the diving board area. And I was one of the guards. And there weren't a three meter board. And you fell off sideways. You landed on the darn cement over there. He got a joke off. Okay.

He got a joke off, Carl. Hold on a second. We all know how diving boards work. What the hell is he talking about? Yes, that's true. If you jump off the diving board and don't land in the water. Sideways, yes, you land on the dam. You will hit the cement.

The darned concrete. Okay. Also, three meters? We weren't using the metric system in the 60s. This is a lie. There's no way it was three meters. I call bullshit on that. Carl, he brought, you brought up a gentleman by the name of cord pop.

And I did a little research. The gentleman's an interesting word, yeah. Yeah, he was a gang leader in Delaware in the 60s who used to hang out of this pool. The sea pool is the president. I feel like you're not even buying this story, Benny. Carl, I broke this into three clips. Okay. This is, like out of nowhere, he just brings up this guy.

It's just in the middle of the speech. He's a bad dude. Here it is. And Corn Pop was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did. And back in those days, the show how things have changed. one of the things you had to use if you use pomade in your hair

you had to wear a bathing cap did we peep off on the board wouldn't listen to me I said hey Esther you, off the board I'll come up and drag you off well he came off and he said I'll meet you outside okay so we have

the leader of a gag who he just called Esther Williams yeah hey Esther get off the board before I call out there to drag you off and now everybody's there so lovely and treating him like an equal that's the way he's talking to people at the pool. I've also never seen a gang leader go diving.

You know what I mean? That's not something that they're doing. They're like, all right, I just got to get a couple laps in at the pool. And then we'll go about our business for the day. But guys, let me get a couple laps in first. I'm pretty sure that's how Tuki got those arms. Right. Not the puppet.

Do your research, kids. My car, this was mostly, these were all public housing behind it. My car, there was a gate out here. I parked my car outside the gate. and I, he said, I'll be waiting for you. He was waiting for three guys in straight racers. Not a joke. There's a guy named Bill Wright, Mouse.

Why would that be a joke? He did all the pools. He was the mechanic. I thought you were the only white guy. He said, come down here in the basement where mechanics, where all the pool filter is. You know, the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the deep end. And he cut off his six foot length of chain. He folded up.

He said, you walk out with that chain. And you walked in a car and say, you may cut me, man, but I'm going to wrap this chain around your head. I said, you're kidding me. He said, no, if you don't, don't come back. And he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to my car. And those days, you used to remember the straight razor, you had bang them on the curb, get them rusty, put them in a rain barrel, get them rusty.

So three gang members with fucking rusty straight blades are taking them. on President Biden with a chain in a parking lot brawl. This doesn't make any sense at all. Does he also have an onion tied around his belt, which was the fashion of the time? This story is so made up and all over the fucking place. And Vinny, I just want to point something out here. So, no, he's a tough son of a bitch. Joe Biden fights with a chain, Carl.

So the mechanic tells him to come down to the filter. Yep. Okay. Sure. Let's go down to the filter. And he says, all right, you're in a sticky predicament here. but I got to wait for you to get out of this. Yeah, it's called the police.

Yeah, never was either of the thing, like maybe we should call the police or something. Like, this guy's threatening to hurt me. And I got to get out of here. Just like, no, no, no, no, no. You have to fight them. How many hip points are you down to, Biden? I think you could take three of them.

And I said I'd wrap that chain around his head. Okay. Let's find out what happens. So if he planted to murder court pop? Like, how far are we going to go with this battle? Well, Carl, I'm going to tell you how far we went. Now, here's the thing I love about our president. The man is a peacemaker, Carl.

He's a peacemaker, and he knows how to bridge people together. All right. And I looked at him, but I was smart then. I said, first of all, I said, when I tell you get off the board, you get off the board, I'll kick you out again, but I shouldn't have called you. Esther Williams, I apologize for that. I apologize, but I didn't know that apology is going to work. He said, you apologize to me?

I said, I apologize for them. Not for throwing you out, but I apologize to what I said. He said, okay, clothes the straight razor and my heart began to beat again. This was a conversation you had with a gang leader? You apologize? All right, we're cool.

Yeah, that's how that works. I was about to murder you. But if you feel bad for calling me Esther, then that's fine. I'll want to slide. Cooler heads prevailed. I guess so. So was he even a lifeguard? None of this is real.

This is all made up. I don't even know if he was a life guy. He's right there on the poem. I know he's there now, but was he there in the 60s? If I never had a job that wasn't in government, I don't even know he has. I don't think he has. How did he get up there? That's a good question.

How did they get him down? That's a good question. And he's like sitting there like he's on a throne. Like he's the king. Surrounded by young black children. Here is a video clip of the same speech that we were just watching. And folks, this is why you're going to vote for Joe Biden. by the previous lifeguard.

And by the way, you know, I sit on the stand and it get hot. I got a lot of it. I got hairy legs that turned, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that turn, uh, blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down. So it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They look at it. So I learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap.

And I've loved kids jumping on my lap. lot. Did he call those kids roaches? What am I listening to? The children were just rubbing his leg while he would put his legs in the pool. Be like, come on kids. Vinny, that was the dumbest thing anyone's ever said it to a microphone. And I'm including everything you say each week here on the creep off. No shit, really? What the fuck point was he trying to make with that? What's he talking about? He likes having kids in his lap. That was the, that's where he was trying to get to. He likes having kids in his lap so i know what you're asking yourselves right now why are you a better choice than your opponent i got hairy legs hairy legs i turned blonde in my son in the sun comes up my legs from the morning

until the day's done i'm just to leave it there so you don't get slammed on youtube thank you but carl joe bide creepiest lifeguard ever i defy you to go vote for this guy who got railroaded by a lady and then she accidentally fell off a cliff before you guys go vote do me a favor give me some time to do some research i want to find out if biden was ever actually a life card oh jesus i have a feeling he's lying i'm feeling he's making this whole thing they named the place after him he saw a picture of about the the thing um mini let's get caught up with some superchats people would be very generous today on super chat i would love to get to those but before we do let me just remind you you could vote at the creepoff dot com ah yes yes yes

That's where you vote nowadays. Let's start with Dela. Game point, Vinny, get ready to spin that wheel. That's right, De La. Get ready to spinny Vinny. Don't you, the super chat guy. Is that what you do? I don't know.

You want me to keep reading these? Yes. Cam Critical 2 bucks. Pizza Paulino law firm when? I don't know how that would work. All the profits. Bill Loney says Vinny won, but he would say that. Yeah, because he's a smart, handsome person.

I don't trust anything Bill Loney says. Bill Loney's got to. Great beer, good guy. All right. Turbone, Neil Breen. Yeah, two bucks from him says for the first time ever I'm going to vote Vinnie. Hold off on that turbo. Hold off.

I don't think this is a lifeguard. I think I've done one who brought a lifeguard today. According to the rules, that means I win. Cam, critical, two bucks. Why would a black neighborhood need a lifeguard? Holy shit in 1962. That's awful. Holy shit, Cam.

Wow. All right. De La, thanks for the first. Five bucks. It's un-American disparage our president less than one week after the 4th of July vote car. That's correct, day law. I'm offended on all of America's behalf right now. Vinny's out of control. I told you guys, I was desperate. My back was against the law, I tell you. You did tell us that. I don't want to spin that fucking wheel. Vote for Vinny this week. Now, Carl, is it time for just one of my favorite times every week? I'm actually going to change

things up. Oh. We changed things up on the bonus. We're watching Hulk Hogan TV shows now. and normally this is when we do who are these creepos. And the reason why we do that is because we're petty assholes and we want to prove that we have the best true crime show and we do that

by playing other people's true crime shows and pointing out how shitty they are. But today I wanted to change things up because we got a note from a guy named Matt and Matt says, Good afternoon, gents. Hope things have been well.

I've been watching a bunch of these police body cam videos lately and think this would be great content for the scum streams. There's a lot of great videos of people going nuts while dealing with the police. It's called Code Blue Cam.

Oh, I know Code Blue Cam. Oh, yeah. It's over a million subs. Yeah, it's very popular. And there's one video in particular that I grabbed some clips from. I thought we'd have some fun with this because basically, this is the female Ethan Ralph. If you remember my buddy, Ethan Ralph. This woman.

Does she have tusks too? This woman, oh, boy. She squeals. Spoiler. She's a squealer. Now, she's a squealer. now she's not the one who's in any trouble here she's riding with her boyfriend

and her boyfriend has an active warrant and the police recognize that he's driving this car so they pull him over because he has an active warrant so they pull him over to arrest him she's in the passenger seat take it away vetti by clip number one we'll just go right in order here here we go the driver of the vehicle was identified as 53 year old McCoy Jones

the officer approached the vehicle and immediately asked McCoy to exit because he was under arrest. 82, my driver is McCoy Jones, I believe. Something similar to that. He should have some 99s. Can you run them out? And there we go.

The female passenger, later identified as 31-year-old Ashley Hawley, appeared agitated and said he was not. Mr. Jones, please step up at the car. You're under arrest. Stop at the car. No, he's not. Stop at the car. Stop at the car.

Stay in the car. Relax stay in the car Okay, I'm getting out of the car All right, put your hands behind your back, sir Put your hand behind your back Now you might notice McCoy is doing the right thing here He's cooperating with the police officers

I don't believe the police officers Seem to be rude Or they're not being overly aggressive They did open the door Which is a little surprising But they're doing their job here Everything seems to be above board Yeah, so McCoy Jones, good on him

Do not resist to rust That's when bad things happen you take it up in court. Tell it to the judge. That's really good advice because you do have your day in court. If they are arresting you, you have your day in court. But also, even if you are in a situation where the cops do rough you up and are, you know, violating your constitutional rights, you could always call delete laws. Yes.

Or Chile to Castro. Chilli DeCastro will definitely come and help you out. Yes, you will always have a voice. You will always have a voice. The reason why this video exists is because of this thing called body cam footage. So if the police are going to do something, you could request that footage and you could, whatever would be the ramifications for a police officer acting inappropriately. This is why you just need to not resist.

Now, Ashley decides that she doesn't want her boyfriend getting arrested today. So she's going to do everything that she can to stop that from happening. Although strategically, I don't know this is the right approach. Go ahead and play my clip number two. Yes, sir. here we go. After McCoy was escorted away, Ashley aggressively exited the vehicle, removed her jacket, and sprinted at the officer. Really? Are you guys fucking kidding me?

Stay in the car. Stay in the car! Stay in the car! Stay in the car! Really? Stay in the car. Put your hand behind your back. Put your hand behind your back. Are you fucking kidding me? When the officer attempted, I swear the fucking got. Stop resisting! I hate you, bitch!

Stop resisting! When the officer attempted to direct Ashley's arm behind her back, she allegedly bit his hand. Put your hands on your back! Put your hands on your back! No! Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Stop resisting!

I'm sorry you go! Stop resisting! She bent me. I'm sorry! Oh, I'm pig! Oh my God! Did you hear that? How I'm peeing is what she just said.

Yeah, I can imagine it does hurt with a sleepy piece. How I'm peeing. I love how the dude's up taking it cuff and you just see it back then looking over his shoulder like, goddamn bitches. God damn, Ashley. What are you doing? What the fuck? So she gets out of the car and goes sprinting towards the police officer who's actively arresting her boyfriend.

They tackle her to the ground. Oh, yeah, that's not great. She is rolling around on the ground and usually fighting the police goes well. This time I did not. She's fucking pissing and biting this one. Yeah, all right. But she has a good excuse. My clip three, she explains why. Oh, good. She has this behavior.

Right. I didn't do nothing. You fucking bitten. Anyone if you got a female for a search to take one? You're arrested me for nothing. You can't get out the car. I have anxiety. I don't care.

I'm going to back away from him. Hey, I'll take it to the hospital, man. Hey, I'll take him to the hospital, man. I was taking to the hospital, man. Okay, so you don't get to buy people. I don't know why he's going over to tell the blonde tannel on her to the boyfriend. That's weird. I mean, she's like, I have anxiety.

He's like, now I have rabies. Yeah, right. Yeah. Wow. That's a real concern here because, as we're going to find out, this woman might not be living the cleanest lifestyle. Now, I don't know about you, Betty, but I think that having anxiety, you probably I'd be anxious too if my thought was to fight police officers

while they're arresting my boyfriend I'd be anxious about that type of behavior I can see why she had some anxiety I like that she thought they were just gonna be like oh you have anxiety are bad yeah please go get them as you were have at it on my fault

that she just starts fucking winding up all right so my next clip here this is where she starts her Ethan Ralph impression My baby didn't do shit. Are you fucking kidding me? Here on the street isn't the time?

You motherfucker. He is trying to adjust it, but by pulling on it, it's only making it. You were pulling on it. No, I am not. Yes, you were. Ma'am. And you fuck my face. You're all going down.

Because I ain't got shit on me. And you all did this to me? Don't resist. I ain't got shit on me. Don't resist. All right, a couple of things going on here. Now, first off, you would think she was getting tased or something. Yes.

All this guy is doing is adjusting the handcuffs, and she's screaming like it's the worst pain she's ever felt. Now, the other thing that I want to point out is I don't think she's understanding what's happening here. You don't say. No one has brought up anything about having drugs or paraphernalia or anything like that. Hold on. We, twins. ma'am, your face is all right. Yes.

Okay. I know. I'm sorry. It wasn't great to begin with. But the fact that she goes, I don't have anything on me. I don't even know why I'm getting arrested right now. I don't have anything on me. They're like, ma'am, no one brought up drug charges.

I don't know why you're bringing this up. Seems awfully suspicious. Oh, man. My prediction is that she might be a drug addict. But what do I know? I'm not. Well, I mean, when she's young, I don't got anything on me. I don't got anything on me.

All right. So now it's time to get searched. And they have to bring over a female officer to, feel her up. Why? I guess that's protocol. Okay. All right. Here we go. Stay seated. What am I sitting for?

To do what? To come search you. I have shit on me, nothing. What is your name? None of your fucking business. Five-I-D bitch. Go ahead. Stand up. Fucking kicking me and me and me all some cop-sucking motherfucking bitches.

I swear to God. All right. Separate your feet. This officer's going to search you. Yeah, I pissed on myself, bitch, rob that. Love it. So who's getting the last laugh for this one? What a lady. Yeah.

What a handful. Do you think this guy, the boyfriend here, is going, yeah, this isn't worth it. I think we're going to have to break up. This is ridiculous. Honestly, I wait for her to break the cuffs. Yeah. Like, she is struggling hard. All right.

All right. So she lets her know that she pissed herself. So this poor female officer. And again, people make me feel bad for police officers whenever I watch these things. They bring an old rubber glove wandah. Yep. They discovered a needle inside her jacket and a

crack pipe under her seat in the car. Hey guys, guys, watch out a needle cap. Is there a needle on you? No. She has track marks too. What does she say say? Track marks, stretch marks. I have to track. No paraphernalia, nothing.

She got a lot of marks. This one. Yeah. It's her nickname. All of her friends just call her Marks. All right. So it turns out, yeah, she's got the crack pipe in the car. There's paraphernalia.

It seems like a user of something. I don't know what she's shooting up. She doesn't seem to be on heroin. She seems a little bit more riled up than that. She seems like someone who might really be wanting some heroin is the vibe I'm picking up on. Possibly. That's very possible. So my next track here, what we're going to watch is,

decide they need to bring her downtown and so to do that to bring her put her into a police vehicle well there's two ways to get into a police vehicle many there's the easy way and there's the hard way and our friend ashley here chooses the ladder uh you didn't say she could use a lat okay i got it step up for me no fuck that i'm going you're busting my fucking face i need i want to talk to some sergeant. I'm not going to shit. Nope. I ain't going in until the sergeant comes.

Nope. Nope. Put me on the motherfucking ground. I'm going to assist you in if you don't. No, I'm not. Yes. No, I'm not. No, I'm not.

You guys are ready. You don't need me. You motherfuckers, I hate you pieces of shit. You know, I'm not me, you bitch-ass, motherfuckerucker! The satisfaction that cop had of slamming the door behind her after they finally just threw her in that thing. And now off to the ball.

Yeah, right? Holy shit. Boy, she had some really classy underwear on to that. She's your tramp stamp too. Oh my gosh. She is somebody in the chat wrote that is definitely wife material. Yep. Next picks. You got that right.

We got one more clip. I have one more clip here. And it sounds like she's formulating her strategy as she's sitting in there because she's going to come up with some some medical things that are happening. I don't know. Her plan B, as opposed to her plan A, which was charged like a bull and everyone.

Yes, okay. Now we're going to find out this is everyone's fault but hers. Okay, good. And they need me in my ribs. I need to go to the hospital. Yep. You guys are going down. I get you, but you need the shit out of me.

I have, my ribs are fractured. Anything, then. They busted my. face they busted it they smashed it down and they need me so hard they made me piss on myself all right that was the big punchline did you ever been neat so hard that you pissed on yourself that sounds like a pretty hard kneeing not a once okay never once buddy I don't have experience with that never once so that's one of those things where um this woman would have easily just gone home and had the rest of the day to herself

and she had not gotten out of the car and lunged at police officers. Wow. So I thought that was a little fun change of pace for us. Carl, I really enjoyed that. Cool. I can't wait to see if we get thrown off a YouTube for it this week, but we'll see. If we are, you know, worst things have happened.

But I like Code Blue Cab and I would love to watch more of that. Yeah, all right. I'll continue to keep an eye on it because those are fun. All right. So I guess that means it is time to check in some voice. voicemails, and the voicemail segment is brought to you from our friends in Syracuse. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Pro tip for all you homebuyers out there. Take this July heat as an opportunity to buy a deeply discounted home just downwind of one of our garbage facilities.

Luckily, that's most of the homes here. See you in Syracuse. You know, it's best to put your garbage uphill for everyone. The excuse really is a glass-half-full kind of talent, isn't it? They spin everything into a positive. I really appreciate that about their ad copy. Yep, absolutely. They want you to come to them.

You got some voicemails, buddy? I want to hang myself right now if my brain is fucked. All right. Real consequence, make some kind of sob story about police brutality and delete law to stay at your place for a month. I love it. Just make up a story. Cool.

That's easy. Yep. Just catfish, delete laws. Yeah. That'd be fun. You know what I thought would be a fun consequence the other day? By the way, did you see the big reveal that I had on the most recent who are these socials that

that guy delete laws who's chilly DeCastro was a mighty morphine power ranger? What? Yeah, he was the Black Ranger for one of these series that they did. and then he got fired before the show ever aired or they ever shot anything. Oh. So that's why he's like taking out all of his anger now on the police that he was going to be the next big star. So you're telling me he used to be a law man. He was going to be an action hero.

Oh, God. That's what cost of his gig in Hollywood, huh? Well, then somebody sent me, I haven't looked into this yet. But something about the date rape drug and some charges. So I got to look into that. I don't know what that. Chili, don't arrest me. I mean, don't press charges.

I don't know what's going on. I got to look and do it. He's probably fine. All right. Well, here's someone who is giving me directions. Hey, Vinnie. You want to do me a favor and add back the disgusting, vomit-inducing thing.

Back to the intro of the creep-off. I really miss it. It's been three months since it's been in the episodes. Yeah, I'll let you know if you didn't know. Bye. Oh, yeah. Sean the audio engineer used to end our intro. I thank you so much for reminding me about that.

I need to go back and find that drop. Yeah. I did lose it somewhere along the way, but I will go back and look forward just for you, sir. Carl, I have an update from the update that we got last week. We had somebody who called him with a creep report. Right. And they basically told us a story about a guy who he knew in high school, who crashed on his couch, tried to take naked pictures of his female roommate, then got thrown out and apparently

raped a retarded guy at a park. Right. And then went to jail. But he is calling back with an update. Oh, wow. Hey, I'm just calling with an update to my creep report from last week. The guy who raped the retarded man. Carl wondered the

breast size of the girl in the shower who he was taking pictures of. See? Yeah, a nice, you know, medium C. She was very cute. Okay. And a little addendum to that, that I forgot about

is that girl later on went on to be engaged to a man who went to jail for CP on his computer and had previously served prison time for whatever oral sodomy on a four-year-old is

whatever that is. I'm pretty sure I could guess what that is pretty quickly. I could sketch a picture probably. Carl, what we learned here and it's kind of shocking that that guy was going after C C Cups. He went after him, even though those titties aren't retarded. No, they are not.

I got a couple of super chats. All right, I'll read some super chats. I ain't scared. What's JJ saying? JJ, two bucks. He burglar is a childless homosexual Vult Vinny. Did you know that's my new name now? He burglar?

I kind of like it better than Kevin. Well, or I forgot about Kevin and Carla was the other one. He burglar? Because you're a thief. because I stole Jocktober You know, dude But that his rationale was great Because he goes

Because Carl stole Jocktoe from Open Anthony Who stole that from Howard Stern Like, well, okay Well then who's stealing what that? I'm confused Did Howard, did anyone do it before Howard? I guess not. Thank you, Sean.

Yeah, I appreciate this for A today, Carl. I have a couple of voicemails. Please. You know, Carl If being food insecure is not having access to vegetables and other healthy foods like that, Vinny's been food insecure his whole fucking life.

I will exit page left and do not call me back. All right. Very good, sir, yes. All right, well. That's a reference to Suthering John's daughter. I won't get into the whole backstory. All right, one more. Hey, Carl, JP and Jersey here.

This is for the creep off. I really liked your Hulk Hogan episode that you did, but you guys left out the Hulk's biggest scandal. It was in 2001. I can't believe you guys forgot it. I sent you an email with the photographic evidence, just to refresh your memory a little bit. It should be labeled Hulk Hogan scandal. Call me back.

Vinny, we forgot all about this. What is it? Now, I don't know if you remember, but in September of 2001. Yeah, 9-11. Yeah. Okay. And I don't know if you know how the buildings actually fell down. But there is photographic evidence out there that it was.

that it was actually the Hulkser, I think with maybe a leg drop. Can you find that real quick? I'm sorry. I should have sent that to you ahead of time. But it's when Jack Topor was going strong on Opie and Anthony. So we're talking about like between 2008, 2014 or so. Whenever they would goof on a morning radio show, all of the past the listeners would find their Facebook page and start posting all over their Facebook wall. very funny images

and one of the things that they would always do is show these images of the hulkster who is actually responsible for 9-11 more believable than the official story

freak out freak out brother all right thank you for reminding me that I wrote the guy back and I was like oh my God we're talking about Hulk Hogan and I forget about this very important historical event

that took place my bad god damn it everybody knows that Bedlottin's a Hulkomaniac dude Carl I have one more voicemail and I would like to have a very frank conversation with you hey Vinny just kind of let you know that there is some mad shit being talked about your genitalia over at the Blind Mike project spearheaded by Blind Mike himself so

you might want to give that a listen sometime this week you know, Vinny Winnie people's champ. Yeah. Hack Ride came up with some fucking crazy shit. And it stars producer Joe, myself,

Jenny Jingles, producer Chris. You were in it too, Vinny. I don't know if you saw it. No, I was not in it. You were a star in this. I was not in anything.

Anyway, I believe that Hackride has that up on his YouTube channel now if you want to check that out a lot of how um berg and i ain't gonna have it Carl how did you go along with that fucking ridiculous nonsense shit partner I don't know what to say that it's

as ridiculous as it could be and usually that show involves Jerry Seinfeld and Ray DeVito but in this particular episode that I'm in Jerry Seinfeld wasn't available so it was me with um well Jerry Sandusky It was one of the guys. Uh-huh.

Who else? It was pretty fun. Who else? Well, Jerry from Tom and Jerry. Yeah, and who else? And Jerry the comedian. Lewis. Jerry Lewis.

Yeah. Good stuff, you guys. Real good stuff. I didn't have anything to do with writing it. That was all hack ride. I just was there to play my part. Okay. Thanks a lot, guys, over there.

Love you all. Yeah, Vinny sent me a note because in that we talk about, there's some issues with Vinny's. He's genitalia and I go, yeah, you know, that makes sense because I've never seen his wife smiling. And when he said we know, he goes, that's because you're around. A very happy person, Carl. Good point.

A satisfied happy person, Carl. Shee. I'm just fucking around. It was pretty funny. You could watch it. Hack ride made it. It's cool. Yeah, that's good. All right, Carl, you ready for a scum parade? I am, buddy. Skull parade.

Take me on a raid of these fuckshareades that these creeps have made. Scum parade Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat

Scum parade I'm just going to tell you to put your seatbelts on for today's creep off because it's going to get fucked but we're going to start off with a meat cute don't you like a mute a meat cute car I do yes I'm a big fan of rom-coms as you know now in Indianapolis what started as a normal walk to her mailbox for a young lady

turned into a very scary situation a girl named Amber Berion was walking down to her mailbox and was robbed at gunpoint right she said I had a man come up and tried to rob me at gunpoint after I got off of work late one night she said according to the court document she was grabbed grabbing her mail from the mailbox he took a gun out of his pocket showed to me showed to me and said let me into your house i did not do that she said she said that the man took a hundred dollars in cash from her and when he tried to rob me she was very very scared she didn't know what to do

he then told her to take out her phone and add him on her facebook he wanted to be facebook friends of there yes now take out your phone Now, I'm curious about some of the details in this story. Yeah, it's a very poorly written article. Well, I also watch the news broadcast about it, where she's interviewed quite a bit. Why is it she's able to negotiate him not entering her home, but he does get $100. Because this guy sounds like a moron. Yeah, he's got a gun. And he's like, all right, let me in your house.

She's like, no, I haven't cleaned up, but it's, I'd rather not. Can we just take, I'll take some cash. I'll add just a friend on Facebook, call it a day. either way the Facebook messages were there because he starts sending her private messages a little while after he left things to the effect of damn you was too pretty to rob

and then he wrote back come chill now first off she wasn't too pretty to rob because A he robbed her and B I've seen her and she even says she goes Two strikes she goes I never thought this would happen to me I'm like yeah it's because you're fat and poor

of course she didn't think this was going to happen to you who would think you have money and who would want to get with you so her fucking face piercings were so obnoxious yeah I was not a fan of this girl I don't know what those would do during a BJ but I can't imagine it's a good thing

that's for sure yeah and the other thing local news stinks so they're talking about how she's getting these Facebook messages right they have to get B roll of her scrolling through her phone oh god can you show us what that might have looked like yeah I do this one I'm looking at my phone

yeah we all do we get it it. Thanks. Thanks, local dudes. All right. Either way, I like a meet Q. Turns out he has been charged with armed robbery. That is one of the, I know we talk about people filming their crimes. That is one of the dumbest things

ever to send a direct message to the victim. Oh, his name was Damien Boyce, by the way. Yeah, Damien Boyce said a direct message to the victim talking about robbing that person. You're giving them a lot of evidence that they're going to need to convict you. Yeah, it's like robbing a bag and then sending a thank you card with your home address on it after.

Don't do that. Also, they really bury the lead. I think they're so excited about this Facebook piece of it. So this guy was arrested for another armed robbery where two people were shot. But he didn't add them as front of Facebook. So who cares about that? Let's just talk about this one. Agreed.

That's the one thing I do like about the local news. That's true. The sensational nature of it. It's ridiculous. It's, you know, not without its charm, Carl. Hey, before we hit the next story, we got our creep-offer hosts in the chat right now. Bill Loney, two bucks. This is going to be the easiest creep-offer ever.

All right, relax. My boy, Dela, is going to come in. Two bucks. Joe Biden is a liar. Vote Carl. It's a vote America. Carl, it's a vote America? Yeah, this guy who's defending you, Carl, I think I got the good one.

I really do. I think I got the good one. Come on, Dela. Come on. You should just spend all your time braw beating Dela to defend you better. Maybe I will. And if you're looking for that, it's on the YouTube channel at the creep off der. Oh, it's got a own YouTube channel.

Now that'll be great for the algorithm for us. All right. Very good. That's the official creep off wrap-up show. Yeah. I want to know what time they start that thing because it doesn't seem to start right after the show. I don't know. I'm too busy driving home.

Yeah. Too busy getting the fuck out of town. That's correct. All right, Carl. a self-proclaimed teen assassin exchanged sexually explicit messages with an AI chat bot before he sent out to kill Queen Elizabeth II on Christmas Day in 2021. Now, that's going to sound crazy. But that AI chat bot is kind of sexy.

Oh, I saw the pictures. Yeah, he's got a cute. Just cute bot. Now, he had formed an emotional and sexual relationship with the bot as he shared 520, 5,280 messages with it via the app replica. uh this gentleman's name is jazawat sing chali he was also obsessed with star wars carl referred to himself as a sith and quote darth jones i love this article just finds every embarrassing thing they can find about this guy just to shame him he also would wet his bed up to the age of eight like okay poor guy he's a lonely insal you know how many details like that are in like the wikipedias of serial killers

yeah i i do know i love that they do that about him adding as much as much embarrassing shit but dude let me ask you a question if you found out that all the kids that pissed their beds had the gene to be serial killers wouldn't you want to know that is that true sure oh ain't no fact checkin yeah let's just make shit up yeah all those pissy sheep boys they'll kill you they'll fucking kill you yeah i didn't know that i don't know that either i'm speculated wildly were you a uh pissy sheep boy just kidding um oh i think you just take it back because you realize all the photoshop's are coming.

Oh, stop it. Dude, you know how embarrassing it would be to be a, to be a pissy sheep boy at your meetings, Carl? Wait, what? What meetings? What's going on? Your meetings with the sheets you guys all have. Your sheet parties.

What the fuck you're talking about? She... You know, the what's where... Do I really have to fucking spell this out for you? Shee. It starts with the... K and end up the K. All right. All right, Vinny. It was a stretch.

It starts with a K. It ends with a K. There's also another one in there. Holy shit. Way to shoehorn in a Ku Klux Klan joke. Christ alive. Yeah, I'm the problem here. Can we get back to this lonely kid who was sending 5,000 messages? Oh, Darth Jones.

Sure. Chad Pot. He was having an affair with or something. Do they need to add another verse to Eleanor Rigby with this guy's story? It'd be way more pathetic. Just what sing Charlie was talking to a girl that was not real. 5,000 times. That's fucking insane.

What a douchey piss boy. What a loser. He likes Star Wars too. Psychiatrist Dr. Nigel Blackwood said that even though Chaliel had retreated from the world, he had still followed through a carefully conceived plan without any difficulty. Okay. Because he was actually able to get into Bucky to have balance. nice he got into the grounds of the palace with a crossbow weapon so this is last year this is or two years

ago right twenty twenty one before the the queen had passed yeah which i mean if i was advising this guy like it's way it out dude wait it out yeah just don't worry about it this is going to happen take your girl on a nice vacation right any minute now now he was 19 years old when this happened he admits that under the treason act making a threat to kill the queen and having a loaded crossbow in a public place now he said that he went into some type of psychosis you know the the lawyers are saying no he knew what he was doing he wanted to kill the queen because he was obsessed with star wars and what he had done to threaten her was he sent videos out to his twin sister and 20 other people saying i'm here to kill the queen see which they don't take kindly to in great britain the dumbest thing

this guy did was confess because there's proof right there that he's crazy they love that shit in Ireland. Why would they, that's true. Husey's cheering it on. Why would he confess to that? I have no idea. It's very dumb. Husey wants to know if he bought a single now. It is. It's all you. All you, buddy. So he is in a lot

of trouble. And you don't have to share your cocaine. That's the other good thing about dating an AI bot. Yeah, I don't know. Do they say what the penalty was for that? I didn't see it in the article. I don't know. Yeah, so either way, he's up for treason and it's been a whole thing, and now more details are just starting to come out. on this. People knew he was arrested. They didn't realize it was

a chatbot related incident. They didn't know the Star Wars stuff. You know, they felt like they had to drag it through the mud. It's good for sweeps. Right. Yeah, so far, all these stories have just been embarrassing. Yeah, man. Scumbrate. What are you new? I love it. All right. A 25 year old man whose mother claimed you on missing

for eight years has accused her of holding him hostage inside their home, drugging him and sexually abusing him. Now, drugging him sounds bad, but he's actually doing mushrooms. Sexually abusing him also sounds terrible. Well, I was just going to say, like, this is borderline cool mom, not cool mom. Like, well, I'm doing mushrooms all the time.

That's pretty cool. But then, yeah, the sexual molestation thing, not so cool, especially when you see what this woman looks like. She looks like Vinny. She's some same beard. Rudy Ferris was found in a disheveled state outside of church. in Houston, Texas last week. His mother, Janney Santana, declared that it was a miracle. Her missing son had been found.

And claimed that he was, quote, nonverbal, even though he said that were going, that bitch was raping me and making me two drugs. He can talk now, too? It's a miracle. He doesn't know what words mean. Those are just sounds to him. This story is taking a very bizarre turn, with Ferris accusing his mother of holding him captive, abusing him and making him, quote, play daddy while naked in bed,

treating him like a slave and giving him a hallucinogenic drugs. Yeah, the worst part about this, because I'm not a fan of incest, but the worst part, I don't know why this is worse to me, is that she was making him open mouth kiss him, or her. She was making him kiss her, like make out with his mom. Wheel of Cots Quetz. Oh, God, it's so fucking gross. Carlos to make out with his mom.

No. I'd rather drive to Gary Niana. okay so at the time of this disappearance he was 17 years old and she reported him missing neighbors say the kid was never missing they saw him all the time where are these neighbors to speak up about this are just like no that kid's been here the whole time well how are the neighbors supposed to know she filed a missing persons report i thought they did i thought they did know that well i guess they did a little bit yeah so uh the father died by suicide in 2014 he was a 21 year veteran and was facing the internal affairs investigation at the time of his death now so his this kid's

parents are just pieces of shit yeah now we don't know where this kid is but i think he's obviously he's an adult so he's kind of out and i think he's with some local group that's taking care of him cool because there's a spokesman who's coming out and like speaking for him and they start talking about the details, the kissing. And this man, his name was Quantrell, who was talking for little Rudy, he said, let me ask you a question. If your mother is tongue kissing you in a bed with her naked, what the hell is that? Hey, what hell is that? That's a good question.

What the hell is it? Pretty good question there. Now, Ferris allegedly said the police found him last week because he stole his mother's car to get away from her. nice now she worked at a security company and would make him wait for her to finish work and he was when she would come home she treated him like he was her slave made her cook clean fuck whatever he had to do um and basically pretended that he was gone for eight years that's the way jefferson did it too it's fucking crazy so the boy also allegedly said that the mom made him bathe her, punished him by locking

in a room over and over. He was found on June 29th in an unresponsive mess, just like outside of a church, like a sloppy mess. So this kid's brain got fucked up by drugs, whatever she was fucking give it of, and she's fucking of. It's not a good situation.

It's not a good situation. De La says, Carl, I'll kiss your mom and drive to Gary, Indiana. Let's talk compensation. All right, De La. Good call. I'll refund that $2 you just gave. We'll chat about that. By the way, Vinnie, thank you for handling this article the way that you did.

It is the longest article I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, I gave you the synopsis of it. I don't know why it went on and out and on and on. I lost interest halfway through. I can't read this anymore. I don't even know what they're talking about. That's pretty much where I stopped is where I lost interest. It's as far as you need to go.

All right. You want to be terrified? I do. Okay. Well, let's talk about Santamerta, Carl. Are you familiar with it? I am now. Wow.

It is fucking basically the only way to say it is it's like It's a cult It's a religion Well it's a Satan worshippers Well not exactly They don't worship Satan They worship the Lady of Holy Death

Who is like somebody else I guess Lady Satan So a devil worshipper dubbed the cannibal of Puebla Who allegedly killed his wife ate her brain in tacos And used her skulls and ashtrays

Better Rested I mean Vinnie who hasn't gotten that zooted where you just want to have some brain tacos it happens listen man i'm always open for experimenting with some different types of food sure but i saw you know temple of doom and when i saw the chilled monkey brains i was out on brains forever okay

that ain't happening yeah you gotta get rid of the face that's the problem yeah the suspect identified only as alavro was seized at the couple's home in preble on july second and taken into custody the police accused the 32 year old of murdering his wife who was a mother of five on June 29th, under the influence of a prohibited substance. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Jolt Cola?

During question, he allegedly told officers that Santomorte, Our Lady of the Holy Death of the Devil, had ordered him to commit the crime. Following the killing, allegedly dismembered the victim, Maria Manasare Anamas Montiel's body in place to remains in plastic bags. He then threw some of them into the ravine

behind the home and kept the rest inside the property. See, Vinnie, this is why... I don't understand why you would ever keep any of it on the property. Just fucking take out the trash. Well, I did call a family member to come pick it up. So there's that. This is why I don't worship Satan.

Vinny. I don't want to be his little errand boy. You never want to worship Satan. And then the devil told me to murder this person and rape that person. I'm like, look, and I'm going to do my own thing. Okay, Satan. Yeah. This isn't working out for me. And if you learned anything from Son of Sam, sometimes the devil doesn't even take the time. He sends a fucking dog to tell you what to do. Right. It's lazy. What a dick.

Sane, you're a dick. Yeah. Go home. Yeah. Down with Satan. The jerk store just called Satan. You're a jerk. They said, all right. So he did. He called a cousin who said, hey, can you come out over here and help me take care of this? And it's just a whole fucking terrible situation there's five young daughters he says he snorted cocaine and he had a mental problem as well and he was doing this really crazy cult stuff drugs are bad you shouldn't do drugs there is some really crazy crazy cases based around santa moirta yeah that is a very very dangerous thing to fuck around with oh like do you believe in the paranormal or what are we talking about you? No, I believe that the people who practice it are very serious about it.

Yeah, they're fucking crazy people. I respect, respect to them. Respect to Santa Muta. No problem here, buddies. If you say so. I'm not fucking around with any of them. No way. Fuck no. That was Carl Hamburger. The he burglar. Cocaine's a hell of a drug. All right. So, ladies of gentlemen, that is this week's scum parade. Have some brain tacos, sit back, smoke a cigar with your skull-ass tray. and have a great week. And go check out the creep-offter in about 15 minutes after we wrap up here. They'll be debating who should win this week. And I'm sure Dale will have a lot of really good reasons why you should vote for Carl at thecreepoff.com.

It is game point for me. Let's not let Vinny get away with this sneaking in Joe Biden. I have 46 reasons why you should vote for me, everybody. Now, Carl, before we get out here, just mind everybody, make sure you vote at the creepoff. and we will see all of you patron bonus content subscribers the supercasters the back dot bye folks we'll see you all on wednesday to the rest of you will be right back here next monday at one o'clock live on youtube act right and uh remember it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice gagia

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We are at the end here I got Harry legs Yeah Let's make You're what I said You're in what I said I got Harry legs