The Creep Off - Episode 175: The Middle School Gossip Table

Episode Date: July 24, 2023

A new round is beginning, and the stakes have never been higher. This week, Karl and Vinnie are joined by Bryan Johnson, the voice of reason, to help them navigate the fallout from Karl's refusal to drive to Gary Indiana. The fallout has left the hosts in a state of chaos, and the wheel of consequences will be spun! In the Scum Parade we meet an innovative Japanese pervert, a hopeful Irishman and his dead uncle and an immature 19-year-old. Click here to vote for the biggest creep!  For more Bryan Johnson visit: tellemstevedave.com Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Check out the Scum Parade stories: Driver accused of up-skirt filming with 4 cameras set under truck | The Asahi Shimbun: Breaking News, Japan News and AnalysisMan jailed after dragging dead uncle's body to post office to collect his pension - Daily Star26-year-old man who posed as high school student arrested on sex crime charges: Police (yahoo.com)Miami woman accused of disemboweling puppy, threatening to do the same to dog's owner - CBS Miami (cbsnews.com)

Warning, listening to the creep off might leave you triggered. This episode may contain murder, rape, laughing of murder and rape, abelism, Lenny Dykstra, serial keeters, smile talking, fat shaming, child abuse, drug abuse, pizza abuse, victim blaming, and the state of Florida. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Back and down. Cuckoo.

Cuckoo. Hamburger, I ain't going to have it. Ola creepos, welcome back to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps. For you creeps, I'm your host. My name and Vinny, my name is Vinny, and this sack of shit in the box next to me is Carl Hamburger. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? I thought we were friends. What just happened?

What's going on here? I don't know. Okay. I don't know. I not felt good since last week. episode. Oh, why is that, buddy? What's going on? Well, I think you're going to find out that the fans are none too pleased with you right now. They're not pleased with me. What have I done wrong? Oh, this who me nonsense. Yeah, come out. What are you talking about? What are you Putin?

I've done nothing wrong here. You've invaded the Ukraine, my friend. No, what you've done, sir, is you for the first time refused to do a consequence. Yeah, it was a really stupid consequence driving to Gary Indiana. It's just I will make it back to Chicago sometime. If you want I can just do it whenever I can get there, but I don't think you want that. I think you want consequences to be done. And you called

me a loser for saying that I would go and do it. Yeah, that it's kind of something a loser would do. Oh, I want to fight you right now. All right. Well, was it wrong? You are wrong. You're definitely wrong. If I'm a loser that all those creepomaniacs out there, brother, are

losers too. No, that's not true. There's a lot of Cuzzaroos out there who are fine folks. Jesus Christ. All right, Carl, fine. I want to bring on our results, girl, to settle our tie. Right now, we are tied at 4-4. Someone at the end of this episode is spinning the wheel behind me.

That's correct. Now, Carl, for some reason, even though you bailed on doing your consequence to Gary and said, I'll do anything else, whatever, you somehow dictated the terms of how this was going to go. And you fucking Jedi tricked me, because I didn't even realize. you did it till like an hour after I left to you left. Hold on a second. Like I feel like I'm a slow asshole now. You really got it hole for me.

You are a slow asshole. But hold on a second. That's not true because I was going to give you the choice of what my consequence would be. And you decided to give the listeners the choice. So you actually dictated what I'm referring to is you saying that you would do if I, if, okay. You said that if everybody votes for you.

Yep. And you win this week. and you win and I have to spin the wheel that you would let them pick your consequence. Correct, yes. Okay, that's what you said. It's a pretty good move on my part. That still involved me spinning the wheel.

Pretty good move on my part. And then you said, hey, if I lose, I'll spin the wheel twice. Right. Correct. Okay. I am so stupid. I am the, how did I agree to this?

It's a good deal. There's so many awful things I should have just said, yep, I'll pick it. I should have just said, yep, I'll pick it. You should have. And also, I want to point out, there's a reason why I didn't tell you that was my plan before

the show because i knew it would take a little while to figure out what i was up to oh okay thanks for the rope of dope yep all right i'm gonna bring out our lovely results girl jessica to find out what's going to happen we are tied four to four the winner of this week gets to avoid the wheel of consequence either we're either i'm spinning and carl is getting uh do a consequence you all picked or carl is spinning twice today that's correct jess okay ready who we're Okay, I'm going to build it up Because it's a tie With 260 to 131

Whoa 66.9% of the vote Carl you get a chance to do the consequence Because Vinnie wins Okay, please Come on This is a huge deal that's going down Right before the very eyes here

Okay, Carl So I'm spinning twice today is what you're telling you Oh yeah In fact, I'm about to taunt you in the most boomer way possible. Okay. By asking you a simple question. Right.

Who's a way? Fuck you, dude. All right. Now, I may be slow, but I beat your ass. I'm not going to raise a stink about this, Vinny. I did notice late in the week, I was in the lead by 53% of the vote. And now you're telling me that I lost by 66%. Okay. So fun facts I learned. Do we know that the voting is voting for you 40 times?

Okay. So we know that. We went through and examined all of the IP addresses. I guess are someone like VPNs or something. I don't know who are these podcasts. We sent you the raw results data. You have the results data. Call the fucking my pillow guy and fucking get your shit together. And here to join me in my victory celebration. Folks, you know from tell him Steve Dave. It's our buddy Brian Johnson. I don't know why I should feel victorious. but somehow I do. Oh, did you vote for Vinny? Brian. Brian. I might have had, my hand may have been four. Please.

I'm surrounded by assholes. I feel like spaceballs over here. Yeah, you're fucking spaceballs. All right. Pal, I'm so thrilled. I don't know what to do. You're going to have to spin the wheel twice today. Principal uncertainty says this was legit.

I didn't even cheat for Vinny this time. All right. There's a lot of shenanigans going on on this show. I have a feeling. Well, I want to discuss this with you because I know at the end of the episode today, we are going to be spinning the wheel. Count them. Not one time, two times, baby.

That's two chances to pass the spin. Now, here's what we have on the board right now. Okay? It is not two chances to pass the spin because I will give you one chance on pass the spin for losing this round. Your make good, there will be no pass the spin on that fucking wheel, sir. No, you're not changing the rules. I both certainly have. The wheel will speak.

No, no, absolutely not. You do not get to just bail out of consequence and have an opportunity to Wiesel your fucking rat face out of it. No fucking way. Who's changing the rules? No. No who's changing the rules?

Me, baby. I'm changing the rules. I don't agree to this. I don't agree to this. Let's put a pull up on Twitter right now. Actually, don't do that. Let's your super chat speak for you, folks. How about that?

There you go. Should Carl be allowed to double pass the spin? Are you as awful as Carl if you're going to change the rule? rules in the middle of the game. Is it really changing the rules, though? Thank you, Brian. Thank you. Yes, it is. Well, if the, if the, the past is always supposed to be up there, I feel like he should have the opportunity to, you know it's not going to happen, bro.

You know it's not going to happen. May I make a clear argument on this? Sure. I believe that Carl is the one who breached the rules. And therefore, when desperate times call for desperate measures, this is someone who has just said, nope, I'm already, the wheel already spoke. Can I? Can I make a point? You said, fuck you.

I'm going to do what I love, Vinny. Let me make a point real quick. Thumbed your nose up at it. Let me make one point. Fuck you. All right. Good point. Thank you.

Yes. Sure showed me. Sure showed me. But no, I don't think you get to just bail on the, have an opportunity to bail on the past. Well, hold on a second, though. So you're changing past the spin to TBD? How is that? That's not going to satisfy anyone.

I was going to offer because number one on the wheel, is winner's choice, which would be me, I was going to offer if it lands on that and make it Brian's choice because he's joining us on the show today. In what world are you a winner? That's what's wrong with this show right here. The goddamn dabblevers Carl. The dabble verse.

I win. It's a very much of a winner. This show is fucked. There's a problem that we have with this show. When we live in a world where, like, comic books and movies have taught us there's infinite realities, I could be a winner in one too. Fuck yeah. Thank you, Brian. I agree. Okay. Thank you, Brian.

It takes a multiverse for many to be a winner. In the multiverse for I'm a winner, I'm a black lady who rides a motorcycle. It's pretty cool. It's a great Spider-Verse reference. Nobody got it, but Jess. All right. Folks, we're going to thank Jessica for coming out today.

Are there, were there any comments or thoughts about Carl's bailing on his consequence on the Reddit page? Yeah. Why bother voting if Carl won't do his consequence anyway? Yep. Good point. Stop voting for Vinnie. Don't even bother. I agree.

What else we got? It's super sweet that Carl would let Vinny skip his consequence and instead do one of Vinnie's choosing in his stead if he wins. Mighty white of him. Yeah. Sure is. Mighty white of him. Oh, motherfucker.

All right. Well, thank you, Jessica. Follow Jess daydreaming on social media, and we'll see you soon. Jess, I'll tell you what, we'll give you the week off next week, okay? Great, thank you. You're welcome. I was going to South Carolina anyway. All right.

Have fun. The gators are going to get her. Vinny, nobody listens to you on this show. Carl doesn't listen. Jess is like, I'm fucking taking off anyway. I don't care of Vinny says. Your pimp hand is it's not strong, Vinny. Oh, I'm fucking winding up a backhand, Brian Johnson.

Don't you worry. Don't you worry. I won't count you out. I won't. Don't ever count me out. All right. Well, I'll be spinning the wheel twice later on in the episode. Let's move on with the show because we have a competition.

We have another round to start up. We are tied zero zero for this next round. And what we do now is we start with a wild card. That is right. Every time we start a new round, there is no specific creep category. We just find the creepiest creeps and make our case. Yep. So, Carl, I am going to have you ring that bell.

Okay. And let's get it going. Since you won, you will start. That's correct. Carl is either super focused or frozen on my screen. I'm super focused. For some reason, Vinny has all these cameras and he decides to use the one that doesn't work on me. I don't know why.

I switched it out. I switched out the cables. I don't know. Okay. Thanks. I actually thought you'd appreciate that because it freezes. You could be over there taking a nap. It's basically the equivalent of fucking having the glasses with the eyes on the front.

Sure. All right. So folks, we've heard a lot recently about the Gilgo murders. Also known as the Long Island serial killer case, yeah? You guys familiar with it? Yeah, very much in the news. The next door neighbor called into the Drew and Mike show last week. Really?

I got to get to listen to that. Now, for those of you don't know, this is a string of unsolved murders. The victims, mostly female sex workers, were discovered along a parkway in Suffolk County, New York during the years 2010 to 2011. An architect by the name of Rex Howerman was apprehended recently. after DNA evidence linked him to the murders of at least three of those women. Now, we're talking 2010-2011, the height of technology for tracking down DNA. People are great at it at that point. It's very hard to get away with this many murders for that long this day and age, is my point.

So my question is, what took so long to catch a six-foot-four creepy guy from Massapequa who had 92 gun permits? Is my question, Carl. What took them so long? He did a great job covering his tracks, Vinny. No, Carl. The answer is incompetence at the top. Okay. It's the answer.

And that's why my creep today is someone who is intricately involved. And his former colleagues dubbed him as a psychopath who was always, quote, horny with delusions of grandeur. They also said he was a sex-obsessed narcissist and a middle-aged bachelor with a vulgar disregard for social niceties. My creep today is an example of the guy who is the best hang gets the job combined with hiding in plain sight. It's former Suffolk County Sheriff James Burke. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck. Carl, this is a crazy story and you're going to love it. I can't wait.

I picked the entertaining story this week. I think Brian just fell asleep with his eyes open now. Yeah, Bryant's frozen now. That's great. You're bored the hell out of it. Brian left 10 minutes ago. Yeah, he's doing the Eric Cartman thing. Oh, my God.

to freeze up. So Carl, this guy became the chief of police in the middle of 2011, and by 2016, he was sentenced to federal prison. Okay. That's how good of a sheriff he was. That's not good. We lost Brian. That's not good.

I'm sure he'll be back. Now, this guy got involved with law enforcement at a very young age, Carl. And because he got involved in the way that he did, it really helped him climb the scales at the police station in Suffolk County. because at 14 years old he was the witness of a murder and he testified now what he testified to

is he caught someone stealing someone else's bike so I assume this would piss you off he was a rat he testifies in this murder case and the district attorney at the time encourages them to become a cop so long story short he does become a police officer

and he was a real bad one A terrible cop, Carl. Here's some things he was accused of. He had a sexual relationship with a prostitute in 1993. Her name was Loretta Rickenbocker. She's the mother of his adult child now. In an interview, she claims once they were at a diner, and she left something at her house and asked to use his police car.

He gave her the keys. He left his gun and his gun belt in the car, gave his hooker girlfriend the keys. The girlfriend. Yeah. And she takes the car and disappoint. appears, guess what she goes and does with that?

She goes back to her house and starts smoking crack with a bunch of other people. Now, Vinnie, the creepiest part about this that you didn't even point out is the fact that this guy's fucking a hooker without a condom and finishing inside her. Yeah.

In the early 90s. That's a creep move right there. Oh, very much so. So ran it on somebody for stealing a bike, didn't wrap it up with hookers. Disgusting. Gross. So, Burke's gun ended up in another crack.

house other police officers recovered it he was reprimanded for that and another time carl uh he was called out by his peers for allegedly having sex with rita in his squad car while wearing his uniform oh wow that's kinky yeah oh yeah and uh this spawned an internal affairs investigation he was pretty pissed off about he also became very close with a madam named heather malone she ran a prostitution ring and she would actually accompany burke to work events okay So he would take, like, the madam to the police ball, to the policeman's ball. It's his girlfriend, Vinny. Just because that's what her job is.

Yeah. They also found out later that he was communicating information to her discreetly through pagers. Okay. They had codes and stuff like that. Now, also according to the Daily Mail... Can I guess what the code was, Vinny? 6969. 8-08.

Yep. Something like that. According to the Daily Mail, a sex worker named Leanne, Alleged that Burke, often attended drug-fueled sex parties with escorts in Long Beach. Sweet. She claimed that he forced her to have rough sex with her and the former police chief and alleged that she once saw him grab a girl by the hair and drag her around. The Daily Beast profile of Brick mentioned that the disgraced officer was well known to have a pen shop

for not only frequenting sex workers, but for indulging in drugs. Now, I'm not going to kinkshame this guy. I was going to say, they're all fucking adults. This guy sounds kind of cool. I mean, you have to admit. But let me ask you a question. As far as a police officer goes. You want this guy in vice.

Do you want him to be the police chief? I don't care. I'm not the one murdering hookers. Well, Carl, he becomes the chief of police in 2012, mainly on the recommendation of the lawyer for what he was a kid, who is the district attorney of Suffolk County. They're like, oh, give it to the guy who fucks hookers or does drugs all weekend. Make him the chief. Okay.

First order of business, Carl. I don't think attorneys get to choose who the chief of the police is. The district attorney recommended him, and he was appointed. All right. Yeah. He was also like the chief investigator for his office. office for a while so like these guys so he must have done a pretty good job that is what you're saying i agree very good job now the first order of business when he took over the police he opened a

makeshift bar which was open for every night for drinks in his office so he just turned the police station and like his so again this guy sounds awesome okay well let's hold on okay uh his support also had him he was having his supporters conduct surveillance on his girlfriend and girlfriend's ex-boyfriends. He also was a dick to work for. Okay. He held grudges. A police officer who was a dick?

Geez, I can't even imagine it. One guy named Pat Cuff testified he was demoted four ranks and sent to work in a property warehouse when Burke was promoted in 2012. Cuff said he led the Eternal Affairs investigation into Burke in the 1990s. Okay. So this was the guy who had to investigate him when he fucked the prostitute at the back of the cop car. So the first thing he does is he opens up a bar and he's like,

Like, ah, mailroom, bitch. Evidence room. I would do that too. Brian, welcome back to the show, buddy. Thank you. I don't know what happened. My internet dropped out, and I'm hardwired, and I got it all going on, and it doesn't fucking matter, because I'm a boomer, and I'm not going to tick.

I could just sit here. I could just sit here and fuck it up somehow. Yeah, that was amazing. I thought it was a masterful troll on both of us that you would just put up a still picture of you. Yep. All right. So, Carl, all of these things, he's very unprofessional, and within his first. year okay we're talking 11 months his downfall starts okay because one day in

December of 2012 someone broke into his police issued SUV outside of his house and stole a duffel bag okay the thief was a kid named Christopher Loeb he's a heroin addict who was basically doing breaking and entering into cars for make all of his money that's some balls to go after the cop car I got to say I agree you know smart move but he's got to He's got a pair. So Sheriff Burke lost his goddamn mind. Sure. And it was a blood vendetta to get his bag back.

All hands on deck. Now, mind you, there's a serial killer. They're dropping bodies off by the bay. But this is literally in the thick of all of this. Sure. Where the fuck is my bag? He's got the bar open. He's fucking losing his mind for this bag.

They find the kid who took it. They bring him to the police station and they shackle him to the floor. Okay. Burke barges into the room and pull. Punches this kid square in the face. Nice. This is the sheriff. Punches him square in the face.

And then started shaking his head and screaming, where's my bag? Where's my bag? Why become a cop if you don't want to rough people up, Vinny? That's the whole, that's one of the perks of the job. Well, you don't make a lot of money, but you get to punch people in the face. You're not allowed to punch people in the face. Oh, you're not allowed to do. Especially in front of 10 other cops.

Oh, I thought that was okay. So somebody's, somebody's woke. Yeah, right? He then threatens him. He says, you're a dope, you're a dope, you're a dope. Well, how about I give you a high? hot shot right now motherfucker and what that means is a tainted dose of heroin he's like how about i murder you how about i fucking eject you and kill you right here okay not good things to do

not great choices so at that point mr lobe who was very upset says i don't know why you're mad at me pervert oh so which point mr bad to which point sheriff burke gets really embarrassed and flustered and starts beating this guy up more. And he's beating the shit out of him in front of everybody. And it turns out what was in the bag was Sheriff Burke's lingerie.

Oh, really? His dildo? Mm-hmm. All of his porn. You sure it's not his girlfriend's lingerie and dildo? Well, his girlfriend explained to where the lingerie came from at the trial. Okay. All right. Yeah. He was a big fan of smoking crack and walk around and drag.

No shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And as well as a box of his favorite cigars. Okay. So they were all in his bag and he got very, very upset. Now, here's the really scary thing here. Loeb has later alleged that one of these DVDs. Now, he's done interviews recently. Like when he stole the bag, he opened it up, popped in one of the DVDs.

He's like, fuck, I'll watch him free port I found. And he says it was a snuff film. Really? Like a real fucking snuff film. So we actually got Hillary Clinton's duffel bag is what you're saying. I think he got the. Vince Foster stuff, though. Okay.

But that might explain why the police chief was freaking the fuck out so hard. And this love guy... Yeah, but that also would tell me to act like that's not yours. Don't tell anyone that your shit got stolen. But it's too late. He's a drunk crackhead who's been screaming about his duffel bag for a couple of days. That's pretty dumb. Yeah, it was pretty dumb.

Especially with his... Like Carl said, he could have put it on the girlfriend. I would have been like, yes, my girlfriend is a 46 long. Like, yes. She wears a husky size. She liked her laundry baggie. What's the problem? Right?

Now, at this point, the lawyers come in, like the prosecutor people from the DA's office come in. And this guy just got the shit kicked out of him by the sheriff. And he immediately tells out of him. Yeah. Runtrow. Yep. Burke is now ordering all the other cops to lie for him.

He is like hide the footage. He's doing everything he had to cover up what he did because he knows he went over the fucking line. Now, you know who came in to investigate this? it was more than internal affairs the fucking FBI got involved car the feds get involved eh and that's not good how convenient the feds were already there because there is a serial killer dropping bodies off down by the lake sure so if you're the sheriff and you want to save your job and you don't want the FBI poking around in your

business what do you do you tell the FBI we no longer need your assistance in this investigation and the FBI has to leave. Is that true? Yes. No. It is true. It's 100% true. Okay. I mean, unless it's like, I mean, it's not a federal crime. Murder's not a federal crime. You ask for the assistance of the FBI and then they come and assist.

Okay. So he told the FBI to fucking book it and get out of town. All right. Either way, he ended up pleading guilty to beat the fuck out of that guy. His girlfriend testified against him. All sorts of people came out about what a creepy pervert he was. And Folks, in February of 2016, he was found guilty to federal conspiracy and civil rights charges and served 46 months in prison. And he was released to a halfway house in November of 2018. So my point here is, why did it take so long?

Because this guy fucking set all the resources away to cover up the fact that he smacked a guy around who found his dildo. All right. Fair enough. That's my creep this week. Sheriff James Burke. Very compelling story. Now, Vinnie, I want to get caught up on some super chats. We have people who are communicating with us.

We got some big ones coming up here. We got some good ones coming in here. Warren, $2. Give Carl the false hope. Hashtag Vinny Winnie. Yeah, put it back on the board. I agree. De La, two bucks.

Vinnie's a winner in fraudulent votes. Correct, De La. Thank you. Radish diff with two euros says, shut up and let Brian destroy someone, please. Fair enough. We'll be quite soon. He'll have his turn.

My boy, Seamus 4044 with five euros. Hi, Carolyn. you guys are awesome and you will read my super chat hi brian also i'm currently sporting my four-color demon's hockey shirt all right cosmos or simos 4044 well done man and back again simos 4044 no mercy for consequence welshers yeah welcher he called you yeah i see that oh dead fool that fool thank you very much you know what dead fool is going to get a uh he's going to get one of these chats and i'm going to give him a 4999 thank you sir okay i convince the adult special education teacher let me substitute teach for a day what was the website i'm supposed to have the vote

for fiddy on uh see i knew it i knew it that's the creepoff dot com dead fool yes it is and i'm annoying says davis 499 said vote for vitty that is annoying i'm a fan that is annoying thank you for that This is some backlash you've faced, Carl. I don't think I've ever seen something like this. We have never gotten more voicemails in a week, ever. This is, uh, people are against me on this one, I feel like, many, based on the voting. Everyone, but De La. When I definitely, definitely brought the bigger Ukrainian creep last week, but somehow I lost.

Big time. Dela, thanks for the two bucks. As Vinie has the audacity to sell a cheat vote, Carl. That's bullshit. All right. I felt that bringing Chichitello was the same as bringing like that Pickens, that Willie Pickens guy that I brought. Kind of easy. It's been well done.

Well, yeah, you're right. I was able to win. So Carl, there was no reason. You shouldn't have won unless there was some sort of bad feelings about you. I think it was a backlash. Can I please point out something about that before Carl presents? Because I would like to speak to what you just said, Brian. I presented Chichitello already. And I did a way better job.

I had all the video of him yelling in court about his penis not working and ranting and raving and waving into people. Carl just played a documentary that he found that was boring as shit. All right. I lost, Vinny. All right, relax. You don't have to rub my face in it. You know how you could have won, Carl. You could have reenacted that scene without the video.

That's what I should have done. Should have whipped my package out in front of a bunch of Russian old ladies who faint. It'll be great. Now, is Brian presenting a creep this week or is it just you and me? No, it's Brian's presenting one too. I got a wild card guy Are we going to make Brian go last Or do you want to

I'll leave it up to you Brian You want to go next or do you want to go last I'll go last Okay Well then in that case I'll present to you my creep My creep is the son Of a man named

Blacky Dammit Blacky Dammit's real name Is Michael Ketus Michael Ketus had a son named Anthony And when Anthony was 12 years old He went with his father to the Rainbow Room And they were hanging out there with his father and his father's girlfriend.

It was 18 at the time. And Anthony asked, Dad, can I have my first sexual experience with your girlfriend? And Blackie says, sure, son. And they go back to the house. His dad builds a big bed out of four mattresses and watches his son, Anthony, bang his girlfriend. He bought a fort? He built a fort. He built a fort for his 12-year-old son to bang his 18-year-old girlfriend.

This started what would turn into be a rather debauchrous lifestyle for one, Anthony Key. Yeah, I'm familiar. Now, he wrote a book called Scar Tissue. In that book, his autobiography, he admits to dating Ione Sky a few days before her 16th birthday, meaning that Ketus would have been approximately 24 years old at the time. The book also contains a topless photo of Sky without an age specified. So he's got an underage girl that he's dating. He's bragging about it in his book.

And then he's putting topless photos of her in the book as well. In this day and age, that's like putting a topless picture of your girlfriend on your Instagram. It's not a good move. Um, so Keatis in his book, wow, there's a lot of things going on in this book. So he wanted Sky to move in with him. Nice. In his house, 16 year old girl. He says, come on, move in with me.

He gets back from tour and the mom's not having it. At the time, Anthony Keatis was a heavy user of heroin and coke. And he was using half-eaten watermelons as candle holders in a house with no furniture. So the mom's like, ah, I don't know about that. But apparently, he then went up to the mom. with no shirt on his arms are bleeding after just injecting heroin begs her to let Sky live with him and she says yes so mom of the year over here so she is the creep I'm still don't know who the creep is oh we'll get to that

buddy don't you worry about that Anthony Keyes also admitted to having sex with someone after about five hours of nonstop subtle loving coercion sounds a bit date rapey to me I don't know why you'd write about that in your book loving coercion yeah subtle loving yeah five hours straight of it come on baby come on you know you want to suck come out come on it's not gonna bite you

five hours I would do it after fucking one hour fine this woman for five hours put a fight she had both of her hands on his leg just pushing her head away from his crotch for five hours

like she was getting a swirling no from an article post on April 3rd 1990 the lead singer of the rock group Red Hot Chili Peppers was convicted Tuesday of sexual battery and in decent exposure after a concert in suburban Washington, D.C., Anthony Keytta's 27 at the time, was accused of touching a woman's face with his penis after a concert at George Mason University.

That old gag? The woman, a student at the university, who stood on the university's program board, said the incident occurred outside the band's dressing room after the concert. So you got a sweaty dick and balls being shot into your face after a red hot chili peppers concert in 1989. Not a fun scene. Is that before? Blood, sugar, sex magic? That was, yes. Yeah, so he's not as famous, yeah. He's not famous.

He's still doing the George Clinton sounded and shit at this point. Yeah, correct. White funk. White boy funk, whatever they were calling it. Now, during the Californication release and tour cycle, Ketis was dating Claire Essex. According to his autobiography,

scar tissue, once again, the two were getting high in a hotel room one night, and Essex started convulsing and nearly stopped breathing. So I panicked Anthony Ketis decided to dial 911, while he was on the line, however, Essex began breathing again. So he just hung up. The hotel desk immediately called like, hey, did you call the paramedics?

He's like, no, no, we're fine. It's all good. And he just started shooting up again. He started getting high with his girlfriend again after she had almost died. Shortly thereafter, police opened the door. He just covered his drugs and paraphernalia with a blanket, produced Essex to prove no one had overdosed. Hey, look, we're all here. No one's overdosed and over here.

Everything's great. And then the sheriff showed up, and they recognized Kitas and left apologetically. Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Kitas. My fault. I loved under the bridge. Have a great night. You go about your day. So sorry we were allowed.

We hope we didn't wake that girl up that you're holding in front of us. Exactly. All right. But this is the big one right here, Benny. Okay. After a show in New Orleans on the band's first national tour in the mid-80s, Keita smet a woman backstage, who he described as a reincarnated, southern version of Marilyn Monroe. He asked her to keep him company while he took a shower.

She was more than happy to oblige, as he wrote in his autobiography. She immediately threw off her clothes and we made love on the floor. I had known the girl for five minutes, but I was certain of her affection for me. We spent the night together and I found out more about her, including the fact that she went to a Catholic school. This would later go on to inspire a song. We'll talk about in a minute. The young woman accompanied Red Hot Chili Peppers to Baton Rouge the next day after the band's show she pulled Keats aside

to make a confession I have to tell you my father's the chief of police and the entire state of Louisiana is looking for me because I've gotten missing oh and also I'm 14 years old

so what did Keita say to that Animal House what did he say when he found out the girl that he was now taking along with him on tour something along the lines of oh no

wrong he decided to sleep with her again once he found out she was four 14 years old, he decided, okay, well, let's just bang one more time and then we'll make sure they find you because I don't need the police all looking for you when you're touring with us. Does Shulie know about this?

Yeah, I would want to expose them. I surely would have some questions. I have a feeling about this. Now, that was very creepy. It also inspired a song called Catholic School Girls Rule. I just have a quick clip of it. I don't want to get us taken down. Oh, I remember that.

Oh, holy shit. Yeah, the first is taking notes her notes. Just how deep deep is my throat. Just how deep deep is my throat. Mother Mary, don't you know, she's got eyes like Marilyn Monroe. So he bangs a 14-year-old's like, I should probably write a song and document this. And then he wrote about it in his autobiography. So this guy is not only a creep, he's also dumb, but Here's the real kicker, guys. This is why you need to vote for Carr on the creepoff.com this week because what the Red Hat Chili Peppers did is they went from kind of a cool punk funk band.

They kind of almost invented a genre of music. You know, Flea is always fun to watch playing the bass. Sure. And they decided to go ahead and start writing fucking ballads like this. And this. The guy can't sing, and he insists on singing in this band that was never about singing. I love, how long will I slide, separate my side? Did you not get us flagged again?

You just stop playing? I feel like I'm channeling my inner tokey. Like, these are all the same song. You just keep writing the same song. I got tissue that I wish you saw. Socapped a Mr. Know It All right a different song now. You wrote that song. Write another song.

Fucking Anthony Keating sucks. He can't sing it. He keeps writing the same song over and over again. Statutory raped a child. Okay. And bragged about it in his book. So Matt Montgomery, thank you for sending that suggestion into me. I appreciate it.

Matt Montgomery, Rotten Howell. All right. Are you done? I am done. That's my presentation for today. Ladies and gentlemen, the great Brian Johnson, take it away, sir. the floor is yours and for the record have never liked one note that the chili peppers have ever played i can't stand a band my remember my friend was super into him in the late 80s

i'm like why do you like this shit i'll i'll admit i had mother's milk i like that that album and uh yeah it's it does not hold up yeah uh well i'm glad that i'm on the wild card uh episode because it's it's it just opens up everything endless possibilities sheriffs dads of weird rock stars and the weird rock stars uh i was going to go like ceo because i felt that you know this is a this is you guys taught me one thing by watching this show and that's that anybody can be a creep they don't necessarily have to murder kittens they don't necessarily have to be sexual predators right serial killers they can be anybody so a CEO obviously is a a type that could be a creep you know you got kenneth lay and jeff skilling from uh from enron you got this

latest chick elizabeth holmes from thereon or thereon or whatever the fuck with the fake blood shit yep and the the thing that makes these guys creepy is like what are they doing they're betraying their shareholders and what are shareholders but fans of a company right they're fans i think they can make money but they're fans of the company so i thought like well what other people have fans that might creeped up by their behavior and then it led me to podcasters and these podcasters there's plenty of creepy ones they don't have to be you know necessarily a uh a podcast hitman type they could be anybody they could be anybody and uh they could be a person that you watch that may or may not have a uh a creepy paneled basement that smells slightly of must according to one chrissey mayor

i saw that when she was talking to stuttering john about staying at my house a dabble god yeah so it could be a guy who ahead of time agrees i don't like where this is going agrees to a debt and a man who does not pay his debts is not a man at all in my book yes my creep of the week is it has to be carl yes yes is i walk this fine line is this one i think you might this is this is awesome now what now with the creep off And all this WATP stuff, most recently who are these broadcasters. Yep. I watch all this shit, right?

So I think I walk this fine line between fan and participant. And not a lot of people get to do that. Not a lot of people who are fans of all this stuff get to sit in on the show. So I feel that my voice is speaking for more than just me. It's speaking for a couple guys I saw on Reddit, maybe some other people I saw in comments. I think to not fulfill that consequence, Carl, is so shameful and I get it

I wouldn't want to drive to a shithole like that for three days either but I feel you've got to turn it into something it's not even the destination that's the price I'm afraid of it's the time right it's too far yes

it's the time that it would take I get it but if I could have found one friend who wanted to go out a baseball trip with me I could have made it happen but everyone's busy this summer yeah but like that

you very you there's again a welcher nobody likes them and this is thankfully we can culture truly appropriate that term. I don't think the Welsh are going to do anything to us, but I can't tell you how strongly I

feel that you should fulfill this consequence, and then you could redeem yourself in all the creep off fan's eyes, and probably some WATP people, too. I mean, there's a big crossover, I imagine. No. I would imagine that there is. So is that

the end of your presentation, then Brian? Is that why I'm the... I don't have a long presentation because you know I like you. Come on. There's so many more reasons, Brian. There's so many more reasons. I don't really find Carl that creepy at all, but I did think that this particular act shown so brightly that anything else I brought up was going to be just like a buildup or if I said it afterwards,

diminishing returns. So, yeah, my creep for this week is. You know what, Brian, you're right. And where I fucked up was I had forgotten. There was a rule that we made that if we landed on something you couldn't possibly do, that you could say, I'm not going to do that. but then the other person gets to pick any other thing from the wheel that you could do. And I forgot about that rule.

I should have implemented that because I knew when I hit Drive to Gary, Indiana. I was either going to have to get some green screen technology going or it just wasn't going to happen. That's my bad. I should have put a stop to it immediately. I told Viti that if you were willing to do it, I think that I would do it with you. Really? If you want to take a ride, yeah. That's how much I want to see this through.

two guys who have only really talked on the phone met a couple times in person but i'll take the ride with you to get i would love to have that conversation about if you think he's creepy or not after bryan i would love to have that right riding in cars too i can't stand being a car for over an hour i got a fucking knee thing going on lately that like i sit for more than 15 minutes i can't walk anymore okay so i see what's going on he's got a feat thing going on since always hold on a second so bryan's doing this thing now where he's like carol you're i'd like you can't do this thing I would even do it. I'll even do it right now.

I don't even want to do it. So now you're just trying to look even worse. I'll do it, motherfucker. I don't know. I'm trying to look worse by doing this shit. So all three of us? Road trip? All right.

Let's go. I'm telling you, I got a lot of time off. I can do it. We got to create an Instagram account for this so that we can document all of our different stops and antics along the way. So are you cool? Like, look, I like stopping at nerdy places and shit. you guys like that sure oh and viny i went to a micro wrestling match the other day it made me think of you oh yeah it was like a bunch of little people wrestling i couldn't believe the turnout these

were not like a guy about a guy a friend of mine is doing a show about them uh about the wrestling league the micro wrestling league and um it's going to be i think it's going to be on discovery i believe sometime early 2024 and i said so to my buddy i said so you salted the crowd right obviously these are people you brought in he said nope 500 people that's awesome at this event this outdoor bar event it was fucking great it was so much fun that sounds amazing car do you think there's a venue and gary indiana that would host the creep off live and gary no but you can walk into any building they're all vacant we can do it right it's the electric that's tricky yeah that's got to set somebody to get the w-fi hobos out

yeah holy shit yeah vini i apologize i know carl probably has some other creepy traits uh although i do No, you're fine. You got it. You nailed it. Earlier, like, you were telling him something that I know he doesn't believe. I think Carl's cynical expression should be a meme. Just that, like, mm-hmm. You don't say.

It's hard not to be cynical with Vinny over here. It's hard not to be mad at you, Carl, but here's your chance. Do you want to spend the wheel twice? Are you going to take Brian up on his offer? Is that a real offer? I'll go with you, yeah. Holy shit. I still don't have time to do it.

Unless Brian and I are going to, like, do five podcasts on the way there and back that I could maybe... You know, a lot of people have suggested. Ming and I went on a road trip and we did a podcast. It didn't sound as bad as I thought it would. We had the labs. It was not too bad. Oh, dude, I know exactly what piece of equipment you would need for that. That'd be easy.

What's that, Vinnie? It's that mic, that lob system that I showed you, the one I sent Mark Norman. Okay. It's all coming together. I also have an H4N Zoom recorder, the one that. that Opie uses for his podcast. Yeah, the one you recorded the last Detroit show with. We all know how well that thing sounds.

So, yeah. I like the H6, the H4. If I can get a technique for just a second, not that great a piece of it. I actually have an H8 now. I'm not going to lie to you. I've upgraded. I've upgraded my zero recorder. And that one was actually really nice.

We could actually use that and plug XLRs into it. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is we do have some more super chess that we want to get caught up on. De La, two bucks. Can we do this book after John's talking about Anthony Aquinas' scar tissue? Not a bad idea. Not a bad idea. We'll have to wait to do that until after we're done watching Thunder and Paradise.

Yes. Because that takes precedence to all. Brian, we missed you on Wednesday. Oh, gosh. I missed you guys. Yeah, I really wanted to watch it, but we have this cool thing we do where we play Dungeons and Dragons for people, which I was stunned that people enjoy. I never played before.

Okay. So now we do T-E-S-D-D and D and we have, you know, characters. we constantly argue with the Dungeon Master, tell him to go fuck himself if we don't like his shit, you know. Sounds amazing. Let me tell you what you missed. Sounds exactly like how you're supposed to play. You missed.

We found out that there was an entire opening sequence to the first episode that we watched that we didn't see, which has Hulk. And apparently that sidekick guy is Jack Lemons kid. We found that out. Oh, right, right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so Jack Levins kid at Hulk Hogan attack Cuba with their boat,

like they're shooting missiles and fighting the Cuban army. Yeah. And they kidnap a woman out of Cuba and they take her back to America, which I thought was very patriotic of the Hulkster. And then Hulk could breathe underwater for forever. We learned that. And then we also learned that where we, where this whole thing left off was with Hulk being chained up and throw it off the side of a boat into shark-infested waters. I shits you not. And that's where we left it off, Brian.

So you're caught up. Oh, nice. It's the, it's the greatest show I've ever seen in my life. It really is just fantastic. Like, if you're not checking out the creep off Patreon, we're watching Thunder and Paradise, this Hulk Hogan TV show that is every single show you've ever seen in the 80s and early 90s, all wrapped into one.

It's Night Rider, it's Miami Vice. It's just, it's incredible. We found out it has a little goonies. Yeah, definitely goonies. There's treasure. There's treasure maps. There's Predator for some reason. Predator, yep.

It's predator. It's got it all. It's amazing. Yeah, it's really good for something. And one last one, Carl. read that super chat all right um jo naba 12 5 bucks gas money for the road trip we're gonna need it all right we can live stream from places we can if we go in the fall the the the uh weather will be right for doing a little leaf peeping you know we can pull over the

side you know take some pictures sounds good oh sounds good now can we get cider of donuts fuck yeah now let me ask you this is it quicker to get to gary by driving through Canada because I let my passport expire. So, yeah, so we're going to have to probably go the long way, I think. Excuses, excuses. Okay. Well, it's up to you. You can think about this and you can decide before you spin.

If you want to spin twice or if you're going to drive. Are you coming with us, Vinnie? Don't put that on me. All right. We'll see how the spirit moves me. I would go hang out with Brian. You know, you would just be like, I don't know, like Brian loud. I would be like, let's go check out comic books.

Let's go check out. Oh, my gosh. You'd buy so many toys. Yeah. You guys would go to so many toy stores. We have a blast. Yeah. Oh, dude, that's the consequence.

He would have to ride with you and me, Brian, and we just torment him all the way to Gary. No shit. This sounds way worse than what used to be. Oh, my God. Him by himself is like a treat for him. He can finally clear his mind. It's just not him talking all the time because that's all he does.

If you had nine hours of silence, you would probably mentally destroy yourself. Correct. So, but if we're there to mentally destroy for you. Yeah. all right all right i'm thinking about this though it's a possibility all right okay all right so karl is it time for watc oh yeah it is time for watc creepos if you're not familiar with this this is a segment on the show that we do because we're petty we know we are the best true crime

podcast in the world but we also feel like we need to prove it and the way that we do that is by taking on the other two crime podcasts one at a time and today i present to you a podcast called crime creeps and coffee so not the dick dryfisher so this is the a god damn it so this is like the a a version of all the true cry podcasts it's not booze it's coffee right i thought that was interesting

usually they're they're drinking but on this one they're actually uh it's a morning show you know you want to hear about your true crime where getting up getting ready for the day that you have let's check it down the morning's murders yes So let's get introduced to our hosts here. Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Crimes, Creeps and Coffee. I'm Charlotte, and today we have Stephanie.

It's me. And Nicholas. It's me. That was glorious. My voice crack then. It did. It's me. So, as you can tell, these are British people who are going to give us true crime stories from England.

and it starts off you'll be shocked to know because after that introduction you're probably thinking like okay this is a really well-polished show these people obviously know what they're doing wrong they're actually not professionals

and they start the show with three minutes of corrections from previous episodes but we we freely admit that we're not professionals we don't know what we're talking about we Google a lot

we're enthusiasts and sometimes we make slips of the tongue so in Nick's Luca episode. He pronounced John Lynn's voice name wrong. He pronounced it

Lynn Jun and it is actually John Lynn. There you go. And we would like to thank Find Me by the Sea for pointing out to us. Thank you. People are always really glad when they're corrected. So the problem here is that

they have so many listeners and these pesky listeners just keep sending the messages about what they're screwing up all the time. So this is going on for a while and then we could find out exactly how many listeners they have. Now, Vinnie, I don't want you get jealous and get upset and quit the show when you hear this, okay? If I haven't quit the show yet, so I don't think I'm going anywhere, pal. We're not professionals, we Google things, and we're going to get you wrong, but we want to give...

It's all research, isn't it? It's hard to tell if anybody is listening to it. I mean, we're just three people sitting in a room with a stuffed fox. We are, yeah, with the ball on his head. You don't know if people are listening to this? No, but it's nice to know that there are people who listen. Oh, yeah. I'm saying that, though.

It warms my fuzzy art. do have 283. It warms your fuzzy ass. I don't know how fuzzy your ass is, love. But saying that, we do have 283 listeners are spread out over all platforms. Get in. So we're getting there.

283? Whoa. We're listening to celebrities over here, guys. That many people voted against you last week. Yeah, I know. It sounds like the numbers that all the podcast wars guys argue over. Like, I 280. Yeah, well, I had 300.

you're right that's that's pretty sad but especially when you're that specific about it we had 283 listeners like I mean all platforms right so they're actually adding it up they're actually they're actually county their phone contacts too yeah and I see why they don't have a lot of listeners because this one woman has a very obnoxious laugh uh yeah okay next even like all right That's enough. What are you doing? Why are you doing that? Okay. So Charlotte introduces the story of the Suffolk Strangler, and she is going to read that for us. Now, this is possibly, and we've played these types of clips before, this is some of the worst reading I've ever heard on a true crime show, because there's no inflection, there's nothing that's connecting you to the story. It just sounds like, it sounds like she's standing in a third grade classroom and she's being told to read out of the textbook in front of the class. A month before she died, she was fired from the massage parlour due to her drug use and unfortunately began to work on the streets. At the time of her death, her mother thought she was a hairdresser, not a sex worker. Tanya's body was found on the 8th of December in the same stretch of water as Jemmers.

Her body was closer to an area called Cop Dock Mill. Tanya had last been seen on the 30th October in Ipswich's Red Light District, which was closed to the town's football stadium. And then Anthony Kedis left with a 14-year-old. And then he said, how old are you? And she said 14. And then Anthony Kedis slept with the 14-year-old again after he found out that she was 14. That's not good. It's not a good presentation.

I would agree. There's definitely a dynamic quality that's missing. Yes, for sure. All right. And the other thing that I have to point out, and I see this a lot too, this crops up, is when they're telling the story and the co-host doesn't know the story, you can't get emotionally invested in the characters this is a true crime show

you can't be surprised when bad things happened Gemma began working as a sex worker to fuel her habit of heroin and crack cocaine stuff's just like oh come on you're better than this

what are you doing she had the future in hair okay so this is a little bit annoying because this one woman she just cackles at everything and now she explains why she's laughing so hard because they have to ask her like what is so funny yeah nat

nat ton and then levinton which are all very soft of words because that's not what i thought you could you say nut come didn't you know no no i thought can i think can i thought you said that cunt oh i did nearly in my head i will be saying that in a little bit that's for sure that's funny okay that's funny it was a naughty word that's very funny vennie don't you find that to be hilarious she thought that she had said a swear i don't and that's not even that bad over there right no they say that all the time it's like a jerk or a turkey or something yeah a turkey my wife's acting real turkey lately i got to do something about that all right here's an example did you try to say real turkey e was that what you were trying to say she's acting real turkey e no i should have no that's

funny that's funny her okay um so this is something that should have been kind of out of the show. I'm guessing there's no editing being done at all. I don't even know what's happening right here, but the woman who's reading the story very poorly gets distracted. Tanya Nichols was age 19.

When it fucking works. Come on. Can you not, please. Technology. Elliot Rogers, I swear to God. Everything is just cold now. We're still in there. So, Tanya Nicol was age 19.

What is going on here? I mean, you're going to swore and I heard a parrot there for a second. Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe it was a parrot. I thought maybe a dog came in the room or maybe one of her children or something. I don't know. Could you pick up on what was going on there? I understood Jamie.

It sounded like they just didn't know they were on the air anymore. Yeah, right. They're just like, can we still hear us if we talk real low? Are we still doing the show? Because this is really boring. This is not what a show is. All right, thankfully, there's one other element to this show that makes it exciting. And that is, there is a game show.

And you know me on WTP, I love playing game shows. I even put up with that stupid talking potato because he brings fun game shows out of the show. And these guys have a very similar show. It's got a very catchy title or a very similar game, very catchy title too. I've got a game for us to play. Oh, are we playing Cludeau? No. I love Cludeau.

We're playing a game I've greatly titled, Who Said the Thing That I Read Out the Thing of? Amazing. Isn't that exciting? They're going to play Who Said the Thing That I Read Out the Thing of? I mean, it rolls right off the time. It's great. I already ordered the T-shirt.

It's very excited. Is there a home game? Well, later on in the show, they finally get to it. So I wanted to play you what that sounds like. He does change the name of the game at this point to Who Said What Now? which actually is probably a little catchier little punchier I would say when I see a pretty girl walking down the street

I think two things one part wants to be real nice and sweet and the other part wonders what their head would look like on a stick that's Ed Kemper you're saying Ed Kemper yes yes you're both saying Ed Kemper

no I'm doubting myself yeah I'm going to say Kemper you're both wrong it was Ed Gein pretty exciting stuff pretty exciting stuff that's how the game show goes now which one of them has to drive to carry Indiana both of them who lose together

okay all right what is it about true crime that draws people like podcasters to it is it just because they think it's easy they can just look up Wikipedia read it all like is they like obviously we all have an interest in true crime but like I do a Patreon episode like once in it like once every

year maybe yeah but like to do a true crime podcast week after week I feel like the research in there has to be pretty solid and these people don't do it yeah and they just don't do it's the easiest genre it's very popular so you can get listeners pretty easily but it seems to me like mostly women navigate towards true crime because they're not creative in any single way I can just read this story that everyone who wants to hear this story has already heard a thousand times and I'll just read it in the same way that they read it yeah it's weird Like, because you need, I think I really, like, feel like for a true, like, like, you guys have a different format.

But if you're just going straightforward crime shit, like, you have to be like Boudet where, like, he has a team researching shit. Right. And like the production is amazing. It's like just sitting around talking to your friends about like, hey, do you hear about that case? Yeah. If you're not entertaining, man, you're fucking done. When you've heard really good true crime shows, you got to sit there and go, why would I make a show? I can't do anything close to this.

Which is why we ruined true crime for everyone. that loves this show. Correct. All right, I have one more clip for you guys. I want you guys to play along to the Who Said What Now Game. Okay, next one. Next one.

Okay. You know, a long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody's crazy. Vinny, who said it? Ted Bundy. Brian, do you have a guess on that? I don't, not on this one.

It was Manson. Who cares? Manson, huh? Pretty exciting stuff, huh? Pretty good. Pretty good game. Who cares? What the hell is he supposed to be?

All right, so that's my presentation. Crime, creeps, and coffee. The good news is that this show stop making new episodes back in 2020, so don't worry. You'll not stumble upon this anytime soon. Yay. And what stops them?

Do do do up. I'm so happy. Like, what stops them from continuing the show, too? Like, if you're truly interested in it, like, unless they're like, hey, we're going to make a bundle off this. And they didn't. Like, why stop? I don't get it.

Yeah, maybe they, maybe they rebranded. it, or maybe they just got bored of each other. People like, you suck. Yeah, they're just like, I can't look at your face anymore. What are they going to stop doing this? 238 people going to do. I know. I feel bad for them. Hopefully they found another show. Well, actually, hopefully

COVID got them, but okay. Moving on. All right, we got, uh, voicemails, right? You said that we got more voicemails than ever before us. I certainly did. The creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse police have accused a high school

teacher of sending over 600 illicit text to a student. Least worried he may have gotten away with it had that student known how to read. See you in Syracuse. All right, Carl. I see what you did there. Here we go. Where do we start?

Let's start here. Call, this is bullshit. You're not going to Gary fucking Indiana. You're certainly not getting to fucking get a pass the spin with consequence all over on Divinney. you motherfucker it's been like five fucking left fuck you fucking spin the wheel

fuck it's your consequences you fuck fish yep all right uh i was expecting a couple voice bells like that all right

well here's one that's maybe a little more stern oh good hey mate uh so now that the integrity of the show has officially just been compromised and lost so I have my vote

and I just want it to be knowing and it'd be a shame if I influenced anyone else that every single week I will be voting for Vinnie until I see a picture of Carl in Gary, Indiana that's it, just simple as that every single week I will vote for Vinny

I do not negotiate with terrorists I do not negotiate with Carl Berger I will be voting for Vinny and fuck you, though Fuck you! Thank you, sir. Listen, that's not the way this game works. We're going to lose the integrity of the game.

If you're voting for the one person every week, you've got to listen to the argument. You've got to decide who brought the bigger creep. Am I right, Brian? Here's my favorite one. I mean, that's the game. That's the game. This guy's mad. Hey, Vinny, Winnie.

People's champ. I'm sorry, dude, but I'm going to nominate you for a creep of the week. Because it's become obvious that you're podcasting with a middle schooler. This fucking kid, Carl, he's a fucking sore winner, a sore loser, you can't drive. He stole a bike and sold it for drugs that one time. And last week, he literally pulls out the, you cheated first in a one, I'm going to cheat defense. I mean, this Carl kid, his podcast, the middle school gossip table, it's all like, when Chad talked to Kevin and Kevin said John was a loser, but then John talked to Chad, and Chad said,

You can't say, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bullshit. Where you go, Vinny. Congrats on your win. Thank you. Thank you very much. I thought that was going a different direction at first. Who are these gossipy teenagers? All right.

I have a voicemail for this. Oh, please. Hey, Carl, here's an idea for the creep off. Do you creep his version from Georgia, but make Vinny think you mean the state when you actually mean the country. So he'll bring some, like, dime a dozen serial killer. Then you can bring stuff. I think he'd be, I think that'd be pretty funny.

All right, thank you, Becky. Bye. All right, let's keep that to ourselves, though. I don't want to, I don't want them to know about that. I'll probably forget about it. You'll still get it over on me. Back to Carl Hate. Please, let's stay on track.

Hey, Carl, hey, Vinnie. I just wanted to call in and let you all know that my vote's going to Vinnie from now on. Because unlike a certain piazza hack, Vinny actually does his consequences. follows through. Anyway, that's all I got. Don't call me back. Thank you, sir. I just wanted to make sure somebody called Drew Piazza during this.

Appreciate it. Oh, my gosh. We went to the baseball game on Saturday night. Okay. And my wife, like, stop me. She's like, she grabs me. She's like, girl, look at that jersey. There are two guys wearing piazza and jerseys.

I'm like, yeah, no, he was a pretty famous baseball player. Yeah, they're going to see that baseball games. They were holding hands. Hold on a second. Here's a consequence. idea, Carl. Maybe this could be the TBD. I say Carl's consequence should be since we found out his new place is

just down the street from stuttering John. Oh, boy. Next time he's down at his house of Florida, slumber party with stuttering John. Stay up, eat pizza, wear feely pajamas, spooky movies, sleep on the living room floor. That's the consequence.

Stuttering John slumber party. John would go for it. too. Call it Consequence House. Calls Consequence House. That's actually a really funny idea. Just have a camera running out as 24-7. Well, I feel like that's all the hate. I'm going to make the institute to that.

I think that's enough for now. Yeah. You got any more voicemails? Are we good? I'm good, buddy. All right. Well, let's move on to the Scum Parade. Scum Parade.

Take me on a raid of these fucks your raids. that these creeps have made skum parade vinny and carl going to tell you about some fuck shit scum parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat scum on suspicion of secretly filming under the skirts of girls using cameras attached to the bottom of his vehicle. Yeah. I've seen people attach cameras to their shoes. Sure. Hide them in coffee cups, attach them to the bottom of shopping bags to get the upskirts.

I have never seen Knight Rider rigged for upskirts, Carl. Everyone needs a hobby, Vinnie. I find there to be a lot of ingenuity here. Agreed. Satoshi Nishamura, 44 of Coyote, is accused of filming up the skirts of eight girls, including elementary. high school students. He reportedly drove past them on streets on Toyota, driving a light delivery truck between September and December of last year.

He's suspected of violating the ordinance of nuisance prevention. So basically, he would go down really narrow streets so the girls would have to move out of the way. And as he would drive by, the cameras were under the truck filming underneath their little dresses. He denies the allegation, say he was just lost looking for a place to park his vehicle. but the police lodged an investigation in April last year after a female acquaintance of the suspect reported receiving an obscene video. The video differed from those, but it was secretly filmed. And when police searched Nessamura's home, they found more than 30 hard drives containing a large number of voyeuristic videos, including the ones from under the truck.

So basically, this guy's more passionate about upskirts than Vinny is about pizza. That's pretty impressive. Listen, man, people's passions can take them in a lot of weird places. No, let me ask you this, though, Vinny. Sure. What does that happen in my voice? Let me ask you this. So filming in public is okay.

There's people are being filmed all day long everywhere. But the camera can't be on the ground pointing up. Because I'm trying to figure out how this is even illegal. In Japan. When I read that article, I read it as he was using the cameras to help him park, like assist him. That's what he said. But I got that's what he should have said. Well, right.

But isn't that odd though that you can sit there and films one like this. But the lower you bring it down, like, where does it become illegal? Well, I think it becomes illegal when they start looking through the hard drives and see the file labeled as teeny girl upskirts. Yeah. I think maybe that's why. Yeah. Yeah. Hello kitty.

January 29, whatever. I'm just saying that this whole situation, a lot of ingenuity here, but you got caught, pal. He shouldn't have sent that video. Nobody would have ever known he had done this. This could have been a victimless crime. Correct. Now, Carl, let's move over to Ireland, shall we? Yes. This is a fun one. A man named Declan Hawney, he's 41, a Pollerton Road in Carlo

Ireland. He's getting two years in jail after he and a guy named Gareth Coakley took the lifeless body of a guy named Peter Doyle to the post office to pick up his pension check. Yeah, the check was for about 200 pounds. Yes. This is a lot of work to make 200 pounds. So what you're seeing here is the Irish version of Weekend at Burnies for a very, very low amount of money. And Weekend of Burnings, everyone loves that movie. Everyone thinks it's hilarious when two guys pretend the guy in between them is alive, but he's actually dead. But for some reason, when he do it in the post office, it's against the law. Here, let me help you sign the back of that check.

Yeah. Uncle Doyle. So this whole thing was really funny because nobody at the bank went for it. They immediately figured out that guy's dead. Have you called help for him? Have you done? Why is what? And they were just like,

Oh, he's dead. Oh, I had no idea. So they left him there. They noted that this is a careless disregard for the dignity and welfare of a dying man. And they refused to offer any type of help. And they literally left him abandoned on the floor of the post office. Yeah. They dropped him and ran away.

What are you going to do? do carrying back home again the jig is up at that point oh my god that's back in the day i was a very into pain killer so much so that like slingbox was our sponsor and i sold my sling box for like 200 bucks so i could get drug money which is what i'm assuming these guys are doing at my height of did you have to lie it said you still liked it i what's that did you have to lie and still say you had the sling box oh yeah it was still a yeah it was still a promotion it was still an advertiser um but but yeah i i feel like if i had an uncle i would probably drag him in and start cash and checks okay when i was a little bit low on drug money you can't put anything past somebody

like good but could you put the motherfucker in a wheelchair so you don't leave him on the floor that's a smart idea yeah yeah although then you got to buy a wheelchair that's even less money that you're going to get for drugs and the problem with this is you might be able to get away with this once probably not twice definitely not even once they didn't even get close to getting if you had the wheelchair I think maybe you could just say

oh he's not feeling well today are you okay okay okay Peter here's your check whatever I just think that this is a lot of fun and I like their spirit these guys yeah I agree all right

a 26 year old Nebraska manneques opposing as a high school student in two different schools has been arrested on sex crime charges Carl see now we've done a couple of these stories where people who are in their late 20s, early 30s, go back to high school, and it never makes sense to me. This one makes sense to me.

This one I get. Yeah. Now, this gentleman enrolled under his real name was Zachary Scheith, and he enrolled in school as Zach Hess. Now, he purported to be a 17-year-old student. He was actually 26 years old, and he had graduated in 2015. Now, he's a little dude. He's 5'4 and 120.

pounds so i'm sure he could probably pass the eye test he did yeah yeah so he's being charged with sexual assault use of an electronic device and what that means is he was engaging with someone via a phone or computer while an individual could be charged with sex trafficking in a minor if you coerce or pay certain items so basically the article doesn't know what he did yeah they won't tell you what it comes down to they don't know they hypothesize because yeah because there's a comma It says sexual assault, comma, use of an electronic device. Don't tell anyone. I'm doing that right now.

What are you doing? Sexually assaulting someone with you? Using an electronic device. I don't understand why that was a separate thing. But then they, the article tries to figure it out. They're like, and what we think that might mean is like make shit up. So this kid apparently went in there and made friends. And I guess he was communicating with him, obviously in a sexual way or he wouldn't be charged or anything.

I'm sure he would be arrested for falsifying documents or something weird. they find a way to charge him with something, but these are very serious things that he's getting nailed with. And he attended school for approximately 54 days. And how horny for kids do you have to be to sit through those fucking classes again? Well, I want to know what his grades were like, because the article does not tell you how he was doing. I guarantee you he wasn't ready for the ASATs.

I guarantee you who's not ready. I love the article says, we don't know how many victims there actually are. I can just imagine, like, you go to homeroom one day and they're like, okay, show a hand, ladies, who fucked us? Show hands, please. Come on, hands slowly going up. Girls are looking around like, uh,

and then there's the nervous, ugly girl who's like, oh, I did too. Yeah, right. The girl pretends she fucked asses for the clout.

That's the only one. He went down on me, I swear to God. No, he didn't. When the whole thing he said at Dunn in court, because of that girl,

it's going to be like, he's found guilty on 269 counts of sexual assault and he was acquitted of one. Yeah, right. Oh, shit. So this is a very interesting situation. I would kind of keep an eye on it.

If there's any more developments, I'll let you guys know. Let's head down to Florida for our last creep. I knew you couldn't do it. I knew you couldn't bring me on without some shit like this. Yeah, I know. This has been going on every week. Why do you make a creepy bucks? Who's the hell going hard?

Yeah, maybe it's a swamp gas. Hope they don't be in a guest. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Come on for a gun. By the way, Sarah, who did that song, submitted a new super chat jingle for WATS. And if anybody wants to send us a super chat, I'll play that for you. Oh, good call. Hey, you know what?

Speaking of people sending them, of stuff. I forgot to do this earlier, but Mr. Magenta came through this week with a brand new victim blame drop. Oh, no shit. To the tune of rat song, shame, shame, shame. Nice. Which I was not familiar with. But here you go, kids. Here's the new Mr. Magenta. Victim blame. You should have known better than to be a cunt. Victim blame. And now it don't matter. Because you fucking dead you've got your own self to blame now it's time to feel the pain brought by car and binet it's such a crying shame to get victim blamed well done mr roglo so bravo sir bravo i had to make sure we squeezed that in now let's head

to miami a woman is facing charges after she was accused of killing a man's puppy by disabowing the animal and then threatening to do the same to its owner it's one way to get your point across I'd say. It's a good one. I'd be like, I'm listening. Oh, what did you need, honey? Did you need to pay more attention to you? Yeah, right.

I'd be glad to. This is sort of Yadalin Maren. She's 19. And that does explain a lot of this, I feel like. Ah, here comes Husey. Husey. Hey, Brian Johnson. Where's the rest of ACDC?

Huh? Bois ha! Roasted! Good one, Hughesy. They're hanging out with Zizi top. Yeah. Oh, I get a kiss of the beer. Super, super chat, super chat now.

God's going to read a super chat. Super, super chat. Oh, come on now. Mike would do it, but he can't. Hey! Woo! Oh, yeah. Very good stuff.

Husey, by the way, congratulations on being the funniest person on Ray DeVito show, even when you're not on Ray DeVito show. That was well done, sir. Husey is a talent. Yes, he is. Now, this woman's been charged with second-degree animal cruelty and misdemeanor battering in connection with the incident that happened on July 20th.

A judge declined to set bail. Awesome. Police were called to the residents. They spoke to the owner of the puppy, who was told by a friend that his pet dog had been disemboweled in the bathroom. When the man walked into the bathroom, you saw the scene that and saw Marin sitting in the bathtub and told the victim, quote, you're next. So just to be serious real quick, they should just put this woman down, right? there's no fixing this yeah i would say not okay when you're that young and that's what you're up to 19 she's got a face tattoo a neck tattoo and she's disembowowing puppies in the bathroom this is a problem

so this is what's scary he calls the cops and she got away she was running around for seven days loose after this she got loose she got off her leash oh no and the fucking nobody knew where she was and then seven days later she shows up at this guy's house banging out the door demanding to be let in uh he calls the cops and she gets arrested and the officer who arrested her alleged that she blew spit in my face yeah as she was being taken she's a problem that one for sure she's not great it's weird too her neck tattoo is of a bird an animal oh really i didn't notice that yeah what's her deal what was her face tattoos her her name or something i couldn't read it i had no idea it looks like a name it was letters yeah it looked in out and in legible to me i'm wondering

If she gave it to herself in the mirror, that'd be pretty funny. Now, is it just me? Because we've been doing, you know, we had cats being microwaved last week and now puppies are being disembound. How can we never hear about PETA anymore? I feel like a few years ago, PETA was all over everywhere all the time. And I have not heard that organization brought up in years. I feel like they kind of got. They overdid it, right?

Didn't they get caught for euthanizing animals or something? I don't think so. I think they may be like overpoles. played their hand a little bit people are like oh fuck you pita we're done with yeah with the wrapping themselves up in plastic and being bloody and especially like they'd like to target celebrities like big names so that it gets more ink because somebody like this they're going to be like anybody except for another psycho is going to be like well obviously this lady's fucked up so right this isn't like there was never going to be any they don't have to condemn this publicly is what you're saying it's like no right yeah i think like everybody gets this yeah good boys well i mean but they i don't even have a statement from them here I know, I don't see it at all anymore, and PDs to be all over everything. Yeah. Yeah, this very insightful comment did come from a neighbor, though.

I can't imagine somebody doing something to a dog or cat or any animals. They are innocent. I know. They had, they played that on the news clip that was on this site. They actually interviewed someone to say that. They put it on the news. Like, yeah, now we know. Now that you mentioned that they are innocent, I think they're right.

Yeah, nobody was like scratching their head being like, I don't know. well unless this happened to my neighbor's dog that wakes you up every fucking morning barking in the backyard that one not so innocent oh my god and then carl looked at him and said you're next richard lucas thanks for the buck 99 we all know it's selensky that's why you lost car i should have gone with selensky damn it you're right richard yeah i thought we would have been thrown off of youtube we would have been oh god yeah probably so jail right now carl that's the scum parade for this week i got Yes, that means it's time for you to make a choice. Have a sip of your drink. I'm spinning one time. Let's go.

We're going to Gary. He's going to Gary. All right. Hold on. One second. Carl, we're going to switch spots, okay? Okay. This is momentous. I don't know if they cut this kind of stuff out, but if they don't, I'll keep it going with this incredibly insightful monologue. Carl's putting my headphones.

Vinnie sitting down. What a. Boy, that chair really wants. went down lower when I got there. It really sucked down, huh? It really did. I propos of nothing. Vinnie, my wife asked that you keep your glasses on.

She said you look weird without them. Oh. I love Mary Beth. No, no. What else does she say about Benny? Is there anything else you like to tell me about myself? How bad he is or anything? She likes everything else.

It's just a glass. She likes your glasses. Oh, wow. I like this area over here. I like your glasses. Hate your face. Doing the show standing up really is a different world, Carl. It is good.

Now, I'm hatching in here. Oh, shit. Hold on. Oh, you've got to set up what the different numbers represent, right? Okay. While you're doing that, let me hit your soundboard. I'm going to jack it where the sun always shines. All right.

All right. So, number one is, wharf my mind. Take a big, plant them apples seeds. And while the apples grow, I'm going to go out jacking it in. All right. So, number one is winning. Winner's choice, which is a cop-out. Number two is Cardiff's stand-up.

So that's one where Cardiff is going to write a stand-up act for me, and I have to go perform it somewhere, and I assume that will probably be filmed and posted. Oh, the same way my Patrick Michael stand-up was filmed. Correct. Although you did that in front of a pretty large theater in Chicago, too. Half the people didn't know what you were doing, which was funny. Murder and makeup.

Yeah, you know how to book a show, don't you? I sure do. Murder and makeup, that's where, oh, you had an idea for. for Detroit. You're going to tell me. I'll tell you after the show. It's a quiet thing. Oh, I thought you wanted to tell me on the show so we can promote WATP Live.com, September 15th. It's a magic bag where these podcasts is live. I'll be there. Vinnie will be there. Maybe I'll make Brian go. We'll see. Yeah. I'll see what happens. I mean, it's not that far from Gary. Brian, if you come to Detroit, we can all hop in a car to Gary, Indiana and be there in four hours.

Interesting. That's interesting. Making some good points. Now, it's drive to Gary, Indiana. There's no drive back, right? Oh, you want to... You think they have an airport? Yeah, I know. Oh, yeah, I'm not really... Like, I know it's a shithole, but I wasn't sure how close the...

The closest airport might be. Well, you drive there and then you get murdered. So, yeah, just drive two. So there is no return trip. That's a one-way voyage. If you have one of those wallets where you can see the cash, definitely carry this around with you. A little rejection, yeah.

It's always good. All right. Murder and makeup. So that's where I'd have to make a YouTube. video where I'm telling a true crime story while applying makeup like that one I'm going to talk to my friend Aggie Dune and see if she'll come and help do your makeup for you good because I do not know how to apply makeup oh she'll make you look beautiful okay now here's the one that if winner's choice happens that's a tough task by the way I don't know I don't know if anyone's going to make me beautiful but all right

I'll play a lot well she might have a paper bag or something good uh knife edge chops yeah uh that would be You love this one. Yeah, because that hurts like a motherfucker, and I would love to see you would just a little bit of pain. Because it'll stink for, like, you know, maybe a couple days. Okay. What's a knife edge chop? So it's basically when a pro wrestler does that move where they take their arms like this

and they swack you across the chest with it. Okay. It's one of those moves where there's not a fake way to do it because the point of it is to make contact and make the noise. So it's one of those things where if you get knife edge chopped, the best thing to do is just brace for it. because it's going to hurt. It's one of those. And my good friend, former WWE superstar Colin Delaney,

uh, WW ECW and AEW superstar Colin Delaney, uh, says he'll be glad to deliver those three knife-edge chops to Carl for me. Woo! Okay. All right. Sounds good. Two hour long song loop, which would be Carl would have to listen to the same song on repeat for two hours while he does a live stream. We could all watch him go insane.

That's the consequence house right there. Did you pick a song for that yet? I know you had batted around some. idea. Yeah, it's either going to be, Brian, maybe you can help me decide if we land on that. It's either going to be that Buffalo Bills make me want to shout song over and over again for two hours. Or you told me your favorite song of all time is a day of the life by the Beatles. I would not mind. Not a day in the life. You never give me your money. Oh, you never give me your one. But I do love a day in the life as well. Okay. So whatever your favorite Beatles song is,

that's the one we'll play on repeat over and over it. We'll just ruin that for you. Yeah, that would suck. Yeah. That's not cool. That'd be fun. I'm surprised Baby Shark didn't make it into the the finals All right podcast series So this is where I would have to create Because if he had to do this

With The Bachelor Yep I'd have to create a podcast Around a subject That I'm not into What did we talk about? D&D? Well listeners suggest that

You would have to do a D&D show I don't even know how to do that But it sounds like Brian doesn't know Now Brian said it sounds fun So I'm against it I'm going with your idea That you pitched earlier Oh yeah

I said I should do a WNBA podcast I'm filling in all the news and happenings around the WNBA. I'll get you caught up on the scores and who's scored the baskets. This one woman, she had six points in the game. It was amazing. All right. And then she got a single single. She hit a free throw.

It was incredible. Place went nuts. And then number seven is $100 to podcast Hitman. Yep. You would have to put that into his commissary. And number eight is the old pass the spin. All right. right ladies and gentlemen the wheel is behind carl uh where she stops we don't know

carl do do your best give it a good spin the wheel miced over here i do i'm impressed thanks last time we didn't hear the clicks oh sh winner's choice damn it's i was so close to eight too that's all i wanted to do is get to eight and here we are with your fate and my fat palm that's Correct, buddy. Brian, anything you want to see him do? I don't mind making my monkey dance for you. You didn't like it. Which one was it?

It was sent him to the Syracuse Mall, dressed in Daisy Dukes in a crop top. All right, Piddy. I texted that to you. Let's not get crazy here. I said to Carl that I should make him do the polar plunge with me. Yeah. And what I told Vinny was, that's a bad one,

because it's what eight months away no it's February right we're in July still buddy oh yeah maybe it's a long ways out well I would like some company in the lake is all I'm saying this way you can't like weasel out of it and why are you doing the polar points do you like I lost to Brian Brian beat the shit out of me in that match we had you like doing the polar I don't like doing the puller plus I don't even a consequence guys I would see a motherfucker taught me more taught me more right now bitch taught me more all right you're right I love you You fucking rat in a trap taught me more. We're going to go to Gary.

All right. We've decided we've made a whole change in just one week. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to look at the chat. I'm looking at the comments. Let's see what people are saying. Maybe the biggest super chat will get the consequence.

Carl already wants to send money to podcast that man. That's right. Oh. Lots of people saying Brian Johnson is the best and that's true. Yeah. That's nice. Thank you, Brian. I've been wanting you to have to do that two hour.

song loop for a really long time and that would take up the most time yeah but i think the thing that would suck the most is the knife edge chops okay and uh that would be a real fun youtube video so uh carl you're getting knife edge chopped buddy motherfucker you're gonna chop you down it's not the one i want like the edge of my hands you're going down now this is going to be delivered by your wb buddy yeah yeah three knife edge chops you can have handle that, right? I don't know if I can or not. I've never done professional wrestling before. Well, here's the thing, Carl. You remember that rule you brought up earlier? You could decide and I'll just pick so. You could back out of it right now and just, you know, you've

already welched once on something. Well, okay, you just said two different things right there. I've said the rule you brought up is people could refuse something, but then I get to pick, but I already get to pick. So you might as well refuse it now instead of backing out later. I'm not going to back out. We'll do the knife edge chops. Okay. Okay. all right i'll see if i get colin here next monday you are the worst i'm pretty bad guy now can i write the script to our match though can i at least uh oh there's no match there's just you have to take your shirt off he's gonna piss me off and be like hogan like oh no no you should have done that colin after the first one i'd love to see you try to lift your arm up to be able to do

the finger the no no no thing this is really going to hurt me isn't it oh you'd have to do it after the show i would imagine i'll have ice ready and stuff for you Jesus christ vini this is this sounds horrendous yeah we want to see that chest for sure yeah this sounds horrendous buddy why are you doing this to me did you ever think went back when you called me said hey i got an idea for podcast when you do it with me that this was all just for three years later just having a pro wrestler beat me up is that what that was the goal all log and you call me slow here we are pulling into the station folks unbelievable unbelievable all right all right carol carol carol carol too nice carol

charles carol carol there carol yes sir people are making a point and here's the thing that fuck what's the point what do we got what do we got well i did this thing with xpw not too long ago where we had like a pro wrestling thing yeah i don't know if i'm allowed to like broadcast you doing wrestling any wrestling stuff i have to find out yeah because if i like they had to have an ambulance and paramedics yeah it's hard to um sanction violence against somebody i don't know if you thought this all the way through biddy all right buffalo bills make me want to shout two hour song loop it is cocksucker fine what do you get why do you want to schedule it uh want to do it from your house whenever you want to, but the bills better make

you want to shout for two hours. Oh, boy. Who's going to want to watch that? Who cares? I don't give a fuck. Tortures for everyone. We just need to make sure that people, I'm sure people will watch it and monitor it. I hope they stream-snipe the hell out of it. Yeah, a good chance. Stream-sniping. Brian, do you want to do a show where we stream-snipe Carl to eat his consequence? I mean, I think the question is, why wouldn't I want it to?

All right, Carl. By the end of that, I'm going to have a Dolphins jersey on probably. I'll be so tired of that shit. I'll have one on standby. It's way easier than an ambulance. Raddish diff with two euros. Pass the spin to Brian. I mean, that would be very difficult. He's singing.

Ladies and gentlemen, what an episode. What a great show we had today. I want to thank you all for tuning us. Do we have any more super chats? Yeah, gut for two bucks. As PETA definitely puts down a ton of animals. That's what I heard. And I think that they kind of kept that a secret and it got out and they lost a lot of money.

Oh. Yeah. I knew something happened because they couldn't just get television actresses deposed half nude for that thing. Do you remember how they had that for about five years? Yes. That was so lame. It was kind of hot.

It made me like animals a little bit. Yeah, I don't know, like half-naked celebrities. That's never annoying to me. Okay. It's when they open their mouths. Stop touching my board. No, I like your board. I want to play with them.

Get your fucking goblin fingers off my board. Oh, shut the fuck out. Oh, one more coming in here. This is from Uncle Sammy Poo five bucks. Hi, Bunny. You know, look at this. I got Carl's board. You are fake news.

There you go. Oh, my God. All right, this show is devolving right now. Let's wrap things up here, Vinny. I just want to point out, I'm looking at Carl's soundboard, and there is nothing that's labeled like creep off drops. It's all WATP, WATS. There's two different creep off boards on there.

You can see it around the left side. It's two different ones. Just devoted to the creep off. Oh, she. I was wrong. I was wrong. I take it back. All right.

It's nice to be important. It's more important. I'm sorry. We were going to add to that part, but I was just to say, make sure you check out Tellem Steve, Dave, if you haven't already. Yes. Brian is, how can we plug you, man? That's about it. How can we plug your holes, buddy?

If you go to tellemstevedave.com, it's all there. Tell them Steve Dave.com. So it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Yeah, oh, we're both using your mouth, sorry Yeah, what are you trying to do to be here? I was ready to do it Get out of here

I was right out of it Get out of here Listen, not a joke Oh, boring Boring! Boring! Okay, is a hell of a drum?