The Creep Off - Episode 176: It’s Potty Time!

Episode Date: July 31, 2023

Today Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for biggest creep that works for the biggest retailer in America Walmart: In WATC we revisit the most unnecessary true crime podcast of all time Fruit Loops: Serial Killers of Color: In the scum parade we meet a real one-of-a-kind lady, an incestuous manatee, and some parents who just wanted to see the world. The score is currently 0-0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Florida manatee dies after 'high-intensity' sex with brother (nypost.com)Parents Sell Baby 8-month-old Baby for iPhone, Post Travel Pics to Instagram Reels: Report – Crime OnlineMan who found girl murdered by brother violated her body instead of calling cops - Mirror OnlineStephanie Weir charged with child porn, bestiality (lawandcrime.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week 

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Disgusting

Vomot-inducing thing Ola Creepbos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host, my name is Vinny. Joy to me today in the studio. It is the man.

The man we all love. The man we're rooting for. Carl, Hamburger, everybody. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? I want to start off by thanking you and your lovely wife were coming to the Istope show yesterday. It was great. It was a great afternoon.

Great to see you down there. I was so off my game. I could not play the guitar to save my life, but I appreciate you being there. And I don't know if you heard, I don't know if you were there long enough. It was a long show. my jokes about discovering aliens oh yes i had one that did not go over well at all was it the one

about now that we know that there's aliens can we stop pretending jesus was the deal i said can we stop pretending jesus died for our sins that was it okay that got that was a boner in church no one was having that one i'm like come on it's kind of fun and then my next one was now that we know the aliens exist muslims boy is their face red oh thought that was fun but uh You have to repeat that on YouTube on this show? I'm just saying. I mean, really? We know aliens exist now, right?

Isn't that a thing or are we not believing it? What's going on? I truly hope that you got my booming laughter when I heard that. Did you hear it from the stage? Of course. I laughed hysterically. Of course I did, buddy. Other people did not.

So you are correct. I had a great time. Thank you for putting it on a passable show. Crohuge and Chris were great. Yes, they were. They were great. They were fantastic. Carl, the reason I said everybody was voting for you this week.

Yes. Is because we all literally had the opportunity to vote for you this week as the creep. That's true. Because Brian Johnson brought you as his creep. There were two ways to vote for me this week. You can either vote for me and the creep that I brought or vote for Brian who brought me as the creep. And with 49% of the vote, Carl. Oh, Jesus.

There was three people and one person got 49%. Yeah, you want to guess who it was? Oh, boy. It was not you and it was not me. So congratulations to Brian Johnson. For the first time in a long time. We are putting another point in the guest column. The guests now have two points.

Okay. And you and I are still tied with nothing. All right. Yep. This round just started. And we did it with a wild card round with Brian Johnson. and Brian gets the point on that one. Good job, Brian.

Ah, well, congratulations. Congratulations on that. Well, Carl, before we get into the contest, say there's one thing that we should definitely recognize. It is a holiday today. Oh, I almost forgot. Holy crap. Today is Super Chat Monday. It is Super Chat Monday, buddy.

Wow. Ed, let's start off with Seymos 4044, shall we? Yeah, let's celebrate. Five years. Monday. Yes, Vinnie and Carl are awesome, and they will read my Super Chat. This will confuse the great Seamoo's. However, apologies for that. You're not sorry.

But we thank you for the super chats. Camp Critical, $1.99. FKKB, Stucho is better at guitar. Maybe. After yesterday, could be true. Uncle Sammy Pooh, thanks for the 499. Ola Creepo's F. Karen Brennan and Vinny Winnie Pizza Champ. Thank you, Uncle Sammy Pooh.

Bill Loney Esquire, Ola Cripos, vote Vinny, thanks for the two bucks. Now, where's my boy, Dela? There he is. De La 2 bucks. When he tells dumb jokes, Carl's gold. Correct, De La. Thank you, sir. Carl, have you and Brian Johnson started to plan out your epic trip to Gary

Indiana yet? I have not. I've been busy this week. All right. Here we go again. It's been a busy week, Vinny. I don't know if you know that. Carl stays on brand, doesn't he folks?

There's been a lot going on. It's been a lot going on. The shockingly unavailable Carl hamburger, everybody. But we'll get on it. We'll get on it. We'll figure that out. And, of course, I have to do my other consequence. And that is listen to the Bill's shout song for two hours straight and live stream that.

That should be fun. Oh, I think that you're going to end up in an institution after that. I might end up a Dolphins fan after that. I'll have a hat waiting for you. I'll be stand out there and I'll treat you like the number one draft pick. I'll have a jersey and a hat waiting for you. You know what will happen is I'll go to the Bill's game. They'll score a touchdown and I'll immediately curl into a ball.

No, it's happening. Nothing would make me happier. Yep. Every time you score a point, I'm like, ah! I got to get out of here. Holy shit, that would be the greatest accomplishment in my life. That,

getting the Carl Sucks in CM Punk's first AW Dynamite segment, that was pretty good. That was pretty good. But getting you to actually have physical reactions to hearing, something that you used to love. Oh, God damn, would that be sweet? Well, I've never liked the Bill's song, but I do like it when they score points.

No. So there is a connection there in my head That is a positive one But I have a feeling that will be ruined by this Now Vinny On our Patreon on the Creepoff Patreon And thank you people for joining us If you're watching us on the

Who are these podcast channel We're going to start putting this out on both on Mondays At 1 o'clock But on our Patreon We've been doing this thing We've been watching this show called Thunder and Paradise Starring Hulk Hogan

And who's the other guy? Jack Lemon's son Yes Chris Okay I was going to say No one knows what his name is. They just know Jack Levin's son. Okay. Well, he's not exactly memorable.

The only way to describe the psychic on that show is very smarmy and very horny. He's very horny. He never gets the girl because I have to tell you something, Vinny. I hope you don't get mad at me right now. I'm not mad. My brother-in-law and his wife are staying with us this past weekend. You didn't watch ahead. We have family in a lot of town.

You watched ahead? You watched ahead. Listen to me, Vinny. so we watched DVD number one that you and I have already gone through on the Creepaw Patreon and they loved it and the next night this is what I hear

from my brother-in-law and his wife can we please watch another episode of Hulk Hogan? And I said really you guys want to watch it? Like yes we have to watch it so we did and then the next night can we please watch I've watched all three DVDs Vinnie I watched all three

now and I have to tell you it's insane what happens in this show So are you going to act surprised when we watch it again? No, I'll probably have jokes pre-written this time. Oh, that'll be good then. Yeah. Oh, I would be so fucking mad at you. Vinnie, when I tell you, this show makes zero sense.

What ends up happening? It's like three different shows. There's some of the same characters, but the shows are completely different from each other. So I'll just say that. I want to spoil some plot-wise because they're so stupid. Do we find out what happened with the guy who was going to take the hotel? No. So his daughter...

The last thing we see is him... It's like him having a hidden camera. Yes. Like Bubba to watch Hulk have sex with his daughter. Right. Not the first person to watch Hulk have sex. Good point. Now, Vinny, that guy does show up in the third one.

He's not in the second one at all. But Hulk's wife is gone. And they swap out a new daughter. So there's a new little girl. It's never explained. And for some reason, Spencer and Brew live together. And they're like raising this girl. It's like my two days.

hands. It's insane. I, dude, I'm so excited to watch it. It's so funny. Okay. Well, we'll get back to it. I have to tell you, there's a pretty good chance I'm going to have some Pito Hunter theater ready to go for the scum stream this week. Okay. There's some good stuff going on with that. And we'll get back to Thunder and Paradise soon. Yes. We don't want to overkill like Carl did this weekend. Dude, I, I couldn't control it. It was demanded that we watched this show. Everyone was so into it so that's what happened everything ruin everything all right now vini who got the second place votes i want to know he was going to go first today you oh did i well you brought anthony kitas nobody likes anthony keats nobody likes anthony keats nobody likes anthony keats i thought that was a winner if

if brian hadn't brought me i think i would have won that one so i'm not even mad about it i came in with for the jokes last week oh here we go i wanted to make fun of the guy with the backpack full of dildos okay here's vini when he loses i wasn't even trying i didn't even want it win last week. Okay. Here's Carl when he loses. Everybody's cheating. Well, they are. Everybody's cheating. You're doing Stutt Joe's impression and chance impression and your impression. Yeah. I see what's going on here. Oh, yeah. Have you seen John's new impression where he does the teeth? Oh, shit. That's called going full Carl. Yeah, never go full car. Not a good look. All right. You're up first. Today we are going to nominate our biggest creeps.

from the nation's biggest retailer. How have we not done this already? Biggest creeps from Walmart. Yeah, Walmart employees is the category this week. And before we start, though, Vinny, because I don't want to interrupt my presentation, can we just hit those super chats that came in? Oh, I was going to wait for right in the middle of your presentation.

Yes, yeah, I didn't want to do that. Well, I want to interrupt with this one. Vinny is greater than Carl in every way, but especially humor and size. I will agree with half of that. I like a factual super chat like that. I will agree with exactly half of that, sir. Does John play the guitar or is it the nail fungus? That's a good question.

It used to be John, but it has morphed over the years. Dale, I had to post his feet on the creep off Discord. $2. Gross. Yeah, I saw that today. That's weird. Yeah, it was a little weird. Zane 0.013.

Thanks for the five bucks on lunch and was finally able to catch live. So here's a five spot. Love you guys. Don't tell the potato. He's going to know. I'm telling the potato. Thank you very much, Zane. We appreciate it.

I appreciate that. And we should mention, we do this every Monday at one, and it's perfect for lunchtime. These stories that we tell while you're scarfing down a sandwich, always good. Get a nice bloody steak and have a nice lunch while you hear the creeps of the week. Yes, sir. Now, Carl, lots of things happen in Walmart. Walmart's particularly known for having gross, disgusting customers. Yes, I've noticed that.

Yes. It tends to be what they're known for is the customers are the first. but today let's focus on the staff all right I'm going to start since I got more votes than Vinny last time it wasn't by many and I'm going to start off by presenting the employee who had been there for 12 years when he committed this heinous act investigators have identified the shooter 31 year old Andre Bing what else can you tell us about where the investigation stands at this point they know that Andre Bing is worked for Walmart since 2010. He was an associate for the company and the supervisor of

the overnight shift, which was just beginning after 10 p.m. when he burst into this break room and opened fire seemingly at random, according to eyewitnesses. Yeah, so here we have in this last year, 2022, Andre Bing, who's the nighttime supervisor. They have this meeting in the break room. Now, the shift starts at 10 p.m. It ends at 7 a.m. So they're stop. and the shelves overnight. And what they do is they all come in. There's 15 to 20 employees who work overnight. Right.

And they say, okay, here's what we're working on everybody. And they assign everyone the different areas of the store that they have to stock and let them know what they have to do. This guy comes in. Everyone just getting to work. This guy comes in with a 9mm and just starts pop, pop, pop, pop. His coworkers. Yeah, not good.

As far as the seven people who were killed, Walmart and law enforcement telling us that three of those individuals, including the shooter, were found dead inside that break room where this entire ordeal began. Another victim was found near the entrance of the store and three, the last three victims who passed away, well, they were taken to the hospital where they later died. So seven people killed, including himself, he was a coward, who, after shooting up all his coworkers, decided to point the gun of themselves. Yeah, that's, that's why I don't like this story.

Yep. Real creeps stay there and rub it in everybody's face. faces what they do. Well, hold on. We'll get to that. He entered four others. And the victims ranged in ages from 16 to 70. He's a 16 year old working on an overnight shift. That sucks. It's a bummer. This is down in Virginia. That checks out. All right. So let's hear from one of the eyewitnesses who was a co-worker, Brianna Tyler. And then like when I walked in the room, something in me told me not to sit down. I don't know exactly. what it was, but something just said, just stand up, just stand up.

And I just stood up the entire time. And as soon as the team lead said, he was about to get the meeting started, he said, all right, guys, we have a really light night tonight. And as soon as he said that, the supervisor or the manager just came around the corner and literally just opened fire and just started swaying his arm back and forth. He didn't have a target. He didn't, you know, he wasn't aiming for anybody specifically. He literally was just shooting across the entire break room.

Imagine you're covering for someone else's shift I'm not supposed to be here today And this guy's just shooting holes into your head That's a bad day right there That's a bummer That's really crazy Because when people get to the point Where they break like that

You assume it's because fucking Yolanda's always late for a shift Right And if finally was the last straw Yeah Yeah you would think he'd be picking out Specific people But he's just going in there He's just done with everybody

31 years old He's just shooting up the place Let's find out what he was like Let's see what brings around and says he was like as a co-worker okay he was just the supervisor that everyone warned everybody else about so when you when you first started that that job it was like okay this is the supervisor that is most likely going to pick on you or he's going to have an issue with what you do and things like that so you know i had to noted in the back of my head that you know

okay cool you know we might run into an issue but i never thought that it would be anything to this extent because like i said he didn't say anything he didn't point to anyone specific he didn't aim at anyone specific it was like he was just out of to get any and everybody that he worked with he genuinely just did not care so this is the crazy thing is that it's not like this guy was showing signs that he was pissed off to everyone he barely talked to anyone okay so what we're learning here is that either this man is completely insane or all of these employees were terrible well that's very possible except for one there's uh there's one employee here jesse wilkuski who we're going to hear from now okay and uh well first off she

pointed out that and we were making fun of this when we were watching thunder and paradise I'm like the bad guy's always laughing and everything evil that he does like I've never heard of a bad guy laughing you tell me the assistant manager was standing behind him going no I'm telling you was shoot it's only the gunman was she said at one point she heard him laughing so this guy's shooting up all his co-workers like ha ha that was the asshole all right but this is where it gets really this is a little bit chilling right here I'll warn you on this one, Vinnie. So this just-key-Wilkuski, and she had been an employee for five days.

Okay. This was her fifth day on the job. She comes into work, and this happens, and she talks about, she could hear after the shooting was over. She's hiding under a table. She can hear the blood dripping from these people who were just shot, hitting the floor. And the sound of the droplets, it replays and replays and replace and replace and replace and plays and plays of how much blood was coming off, the different chairs, it was making a rhythm and it was one of the most disturbing things. I will, I think we'll never let go of that. So she's very...

Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. How dare you, Vinnie, what do you think this is a comedy show? I'm trying. This is very serious. Could you imagine that, though? You just watch your fellow co-workers get shot up and you're hiding under a table and all you hear is the blood dripping onto the floor. So then this guy, Andre, walks in, puts the gun up to her head, Jesse's head, and says, go home. And I have a theory on this one, Vinny.

Okay. there five days. He hadn't pissed him off yet. That checks out. Yeah. It kind of makes sense. He's like, no, you haven't pissed me off yet. You're cool. Okay. Okay. All right. Now, that's, is this the, uh, the whole, I'll leave someone here to tell everybody about what I did kind of a thing? Well, no. Actually, what he did was he left a note on his phone. Okay. He left a manifesto. Vinny. Oh, yeah. Right. Let's find out why he did it. What was the motivation? What's he all upset about? What's going on with him? This is how

this is how it starts off here is a summary of andre's manifesto much of this is paraphrased andre starts by apologizing to god for failing god he said it was not god's fault but his own andre failed to listen to the groans of the holy spirit and therefore poorly represented god oh so this is all god's fault i should have known i should have fucking known it was god god wasn't groaning hard enough what does that need. Yeah, this guy is crazy. So this is Dr. Todd Grande that we're listening to here. And so he starts off his manifesto. He hasn't done this yet. But he's like, hey, I just want to apologize to God. He's probably not going to like this. But he had a lot of reasons that he was mad at his coworkers. Now, he might have been a little bit paranoid, Phiddy. As they tormented him, he remained strong.

But then they hacked his phone and thereby removed his dignity. He thinks these Walmart employees who work overnights hacked his phone somehow. I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on that. I doubt it. What could have happened that he looked at his phone? It was like, oh, I've been hacked. They all must die. Yes.

Well, this is what's crazy about it. So the paranoia is nuts here. He thinks they were communicating with each other in code, and they were all calling him out. His coworkers laughed at him and called him Jeffrey Dahmer. He differentiated himself from Dahmer by saying he would never murder people who entered his home. Andre believed that his co-workers used code to communicate secretly to one another

but he was able to figure out the code Andre realized that one particular co-worker betrayed him he felt as though betrayal was one of the worst feelings next to regret. All right, so he thinks that all of his coworkers are mocking him. They don't care about you. You're not that interesting. They're not that into you, Andre.

Oh, I guarantee you they were mocking him. But Carl, hold on a second. Yeah. He is saying that he won't kill people. people if they come to his home. What does that mean? Right. Yeah. So I'm a good host. I only murder people at work. Right. I know. I didn't understand that either. He's trying to say he's better than Jeffrey Dahmer for that reason. There's other things that Dahmer did that you didn't do, sir.

Yeah. I mean, I didn't see you rip anybody's penises off with your teeth and paint them black and put him in a bag. I checked out a lot of news stories on this. I didn't see any of that happening. I don't think that happened at all. So maybe you're not as good as Jeffrey Dahmer. Well, this is what's going on. So this guy is super-paren. He's got a lot of voices in his head, and I think he's making up his own story of what's going on at work. His co-workers gave him grins, which were described as evil and twisted. They mocked him as they celebrated his downfall. So in this guy's mind, every co-worker who smiles at him is actually giving him an evil grin and mocking his downfall.

Because in his mind, he's having a break with reality, obviously. You might have noticed that. this is really terrifying well this the worst part is is that minnie he didn't even want to murder anyone andre then talked about his intent he never wanted to murder anyone he considered himself to be one of the most loving people in the world he was obsessed with the thought of finding a wife but also did not believe he deserved a wife okay so he's a hopeless romantic but minnie what we're hearing here is this guy thinks he's amazing he's super nice doesn't want to kill anyone so why the hell then did he go off and

murder six other people, co-workers of his, at the beginning of a shift? Can you guess what the answer might be, Minnie? I have the answer for you. I am waiting to hear the answer. Here is my kicker. He did not plan his crime. Rather, it was like he was led by Satan.

Andre wished that he could have saved everyone from himself. God damn it, Satan. You did it again, Satan. God damn it. This guy is evil, this Satan guy. Have you heard of Satan? Every time. every time he gets me. Oh, God damn.

Could you imagine if Satan's really concerned about Walmart employees who are working overnight chips? I'm just, he's got bigger fish to fry this guy. I like to think they all work for him. Right. Directly. Well, that guy did. But hold on a second. So he left this on his cell phone right before he went to go do this.

Right, right. And he was apologizing to God, which if I'm God, I'm like, well, you don't have to do this, you know. Don't apologize to me. Just, you know, don't do it is probably what you want to do. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I'd listen to him. He sounds like a bad friend.

Yeah, he sounds like a bad friend. So Andre Bing is my creepiest Walmart and Poy because he murdered six of his fellow coworkers and tried to kill more and let one of them go away. Get away. So that was nice, but... All right. We have some super chas before you present your creep and creepiest Walmart and Poy.

Let's get too long. Let's hit those real quick. Not real quick. We love all you guys. Hold on. Here we go. We want to see what's doing. Wow, we got a bunch of these.

Yeah, yeah. There's a bunch if you want to scroll up a little bit, I think. Oh, yeah, right after that one. Yep, here we go, folks. De La, when Carl's feet are absent, you know God doesn't exist. Okay. Fair enough. Dom Nile, 1989, thanks for the 499.

Has John, money founder of modern gender theory, have been presented as a creep yet? Ooh, I don't think so. Yes, he has. Oh, he has. On episode 108 by our pal Dick Masterson. Oh, when I wasn't here. Yeah. Oh, good call.

At the best episode we ever did. Probably. Uncle Sammy Pooh, thanks for the 499. Is it bad I'm more bothered. by Chad Zumach being an R-H-C-P fan than Anthony K being a creep. Yeah, I'm not surprised by that at all. I can see Chance Zubak having really bad-tasted music and liking the red hot chili peppers and other stupid ballads about California.

Hey, Chef, Jeff. Hey, let's write another song about the state we live in. That's enough, Anthony, we get it. California is so cool. It's fucking stupid. Catholic schoolgirl still rule. Ola Creepos, finally catching the show live. Hey, Chef, Jeff, good to see you.

Thanks for the two bucks. Chris Primer. Is it Super Chat Monday? It is Super Chat Monday. Thank you, Chris Primer. He asked us twice. Oh, I love it. Great question.

Bees Nietzio. Thanks for the $20. Well, he wrote, is it Super Chat Monday? And then he wrote, is it still Super Chat Monday? Got it. There is some nuance there. Forgive me. Bees Nieto with $20.

You know what that deserves? That deserves one of these. Yay, Super Chats. Do you want to read that? I listen during Drive, but since I have a. moment and saw you live. Keep up the good work, Vinnie. Will do, Pat.

Well, that was like a poem. Thank you. B's Nietzio. Uh, Pete D. R-I-P-P-E-Herman. Shut the fuck up. No. No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No. No. No. No. We have to find out like this.

That's a bummer. That's a bummer. What the hell is he supposed to be? that's funny i have to say that that is uh that is not funny all right it's a bummer huh jesus you know what somebody paid us ten dollars to tell us pee we herman died so that's pretty cool uh bill lodi s square two dollars which carl worked at that walmart is that is that the real bill loney is that a different bill loney no that's him vitty works for vote carl hey dave chaylor hey david channel what's up buddy thanks to the 1990 bring this

doll merch dial 7 these mfers are calling me domer guess i better fucking kill him yep that's basically what just happened there yeah and the guy was a supervisor so he was telling other people to bring the doll merch in this aisle 7 but super nintendo charvers thanks for the super sticker and still my favorite name and all of the chats that was great super nintendo chalvers all right carlars all right carl I aim to prove one thing today in my presentation that there is a difference between someone who's completely insane, like your creep that you presented, and someone who is an actual creep. Okay. So here we go. My creep worked at a Walmart that I have actually visited, Carl.

Okay. In a place called Coleman, Alabama. One of the worst places I've ever been in my life. Coleman, Alabama, as my wife from Alabama calls it, the worst part. Okay. The worst part of Alabama. Wow. now we're going back to this spring February 22nd to be exact a Coleman county police officer was at this Walmart dealing with the report of shoplifting when he was approached by a very upset customer now apparently this customer was the father of a four year old who had been in the bathrooms with his son and noticed the old cell phone camera coming up under the stall trick okay yeah now sitting on the other side of that stall carl was my

today. Let's take a look at this guy. Ethan Richardson. He looks like it gets a lot of pussy this guy. He looks like Samoa Joe's retarded cousin. If anybody gets that. Um, but this kid is sitting in there. He's on break. He's got the Walmart vest on. Ethan name tag. And he's in there doing the upskirts. Now, this was a four year old child, Carl. His phone was immediately taken. A boy or girl. Uh, doesn't say. Does not say. So his phone was taken. He was taken into custody and he was arrested. Now, after some investigation into this, the police department came out to say that this guy used his platform as a, use the his job as a platform. Ah, okay. To create child pornography. I see. Okay. Yes. So at times. Was he like the

bathroom attendant or something at this Walmart? Do they have bathroom attendants at Walmarts? I haven't been to one of the while. The police said this guy would just sit in there and wait for children to come in. Okay. Do you know how psychotic that is? Yeah, I know exactly how psychotic that is. There are also very disturbing allegations at a civil lawsuit that was filed by that parent against Richardson and Walmart. The lawsuit alleges that an associate manager told a police officer at the scene that Walmart had received several prior complaints against Richardson from parents regarding him speaking to their children inappropriately. I love that story.

now so why is this guy allowed anywhere near the bathrooms at this walmart i don't think that he should be the one cleaning the toilets at this place everybody shits carl but the fact that they had received multiple complaints leads me to wildly speculate what he was saying to these children okay you speculate away my friend was he cat calling probably what the fuck is going on oh i was listening to blind mic on my phone and the podcast app started going off sorry guys I thought I heard something that was actually entertaining for a second coming from that microphone. I was wondering what that was. Oh, boy, are you a cunt.

Now, this guy was catcalling these children, Garo. Yeah. Like, kids are walking through the toy out. He's going, you got to take a dump soon? Hey, good looking. Hey, good looking. I'll be back to pick you up later. So when all was said and done, once they went through this, I mean, this guy's a fucking loser.

Look at this fucking guy. Yeah. Once they went through his phone They found videos of children as young as two years old Shitting that he was filming in a Walmart Had you think of anything more disgusting Than your kink being Alabama kid shits Well, the worst part is you're so proud of your kid

For being potty trained And here you've got a two year old's using the potty You're like, yay! And then he's turning into child porn Like, oh damn it. And this fucking guys, they're going, yay, it's potty time. Yeah, right. Wee! Party time. Excellent.

Dude, that is the weirdest of all kings, I have to say. Yeah. Now, is that the right word for watching a two-year-old shit on kink? Probably not. He apparently started this behavior that he could tell in October of 2022. So he was up to it for a good six or seven months. So we had quite a collection. Are you saying he had more photos of kids pooping than Ray DeVito has baseball cards? Is that what you're telling me?

I would say that there was at least 53 charges of creating child pornography. Okay, so not as many. Okay, got it. But hold on a second. Do you realize how much time you have to put into getting 53 children's, like, in a Walmart bathroom for the crime of opportunity? Do you realize how much of your day has to be centered around fucking eyeballing the bathroom? I honestly have no idea. Child to have to take a dump so you could get off later.

I have no idea. It might take a week. It might take two. years, I have no idea, Vinny. Because it's not something I know. Ladies and gentlemen, the level of depravity here is why Ethan Richardson is the biggest creep this week. This other guy shot his coworkers because they sucked and they were assholes.

Hold on. This is where you lose me here, Vinny, because now you're no longer just explaining why your creep is a creep. Now you're trying to explain why people should vote for you. And that's just not true because think about the victims of this crime didn't even know they were victimized. How bad of a crime could it be? if you just think you just took a shit in the Walmart.

That's all you thought happened that day. These people fucking died. It's very different. If you ask me which one of these guys I'd rather sit next to on the bus? Is it the guy who showed a little bit of mercy to the person who didn't piss him off? Or is it the guy who's jerking off to two-year-old shitting? I'll sit next to the guy who showed mercy to the one coworker who didn't piss him off because I'm going to try not to make him mad. If you say so.

That's just me, guys. If you say so, buddy, I don't know. I don't know about that. You know what? Here's something we could all agree on. Mike Cuts, thanks for the two bucks. FKB. FKB.

So go to the creepoff.com. That's where you can vote and who you brought the bigger Walmart employee creep this week. Yes, sir. Now, I would like to, before I go for the, just so we don't get sued, here's a statement from Walmart about Ethan Richardson. Oh, okay. We are closely working with law enforcement in this ongoing investigation. We terminated Mr. Richardson in February after we remained aware of this.

in our restroom out of respect for everyone involved and because this matter is in litigation we are not going to comment further now this guy no trial yet no conviction yet this just happened this is uh a real fresh shit of a crime all right all right carl if if you win this week i swear to god that's gonna set a very dangerous precedent because then he's going to be pulling in everyone who watches children's shit that'll be every creepy brings in from here No, this FedEx employee watches children's shit. Oh, what's getting worried today? Oh, it's Portugal.

This guy from Portugal watches children's shit. Like, oh, God damn it. You know, Carl, I learned from bringing in cannibals too often. Yeah. You can't rely on that. You got to, it's got to be mixed up. You could have a sweet curveball, but you got to mix it, you know, a cutter and a fastball here and there, right? I mean, but the second I saw the story and I saw the amount of victims, the age of the victims,

and the fact that it's a Walmart and Alabama. and just how prolific you have to be to get that done. Wow, you're really pushing the Alabama narrative on this one. Well, listen, dude. Not all that looks like me but worse, Benny. Everybody there looks like me, but worse, Carl. Not everybody is in-laws from Alabama. We're not traumatized by Alabama like you are.

The two-year-old had a beard like mine. Okay? It's a fucking weird, gross place. We had a review girl, Hannah, who was reluctant to tell us that she was from North Carolina just because it's close to Alabama. That's how much you hate Alabama. Well, listen, there's a fine line. between North Carolina and Alabama.

It's a huge difference. And that line is Hannah. Mike cuts, thanks for the 20 bucks, man, FKB. FKB, I've seen that a lot lately. That seems to be a trend. Yeah, if you mean it, that's worth it, I guess. I don't know.

Well, Carl, are you over that yet? Are you, like, just moving on with this? I think I'm ready to move on, for sure. I am annoyed that Kevin Brennan tried to fuck up my show, tried to fuck up my interview instead of ring John. And then the next day tries to gaslight everyone by saying he didn't. And I also pulled the Chad Zumach move of saying, yeah, but it made his show even better. Even though that was not his intent in anything away, glad it did work out better.

But it's like, just like Chad saying, you got a black guy to help Misraelo's company. Oh, I made up a crazy story to help the show. No, because you're embarrassed about what actually happened. Yep, yep. Okay, fair enough. So KB pulled a Chad Zumach. All right. Maybe we should start calling him the K-man.

The K-man? Yeah. Like Z-Mad. I kind of like that. Is that better than Karen Brennan? It's definitely better than Karen Brennan. Because the second you started doing that, it was just two shades of stuttering John. Yeah, people were telling me that.

Shades of Stuttering John. Yeah. I've heard that a little bit. All right. Did we miss some more Super Chats real quick? I'll just hit those. And then I do have a episode. Nope, we got them all.

Well, actually, hold on. Of course. I prefer to sit by Carl. Vinnie's a double cedar, I guess, is what he was trying to write there. He says I'm a double seeder, Carl. Yes. Also, De La says that that creep that you brought looks better than you. That's, uh, yeah, right there.

Mm-hmm. Thank you, De La. Agreed, sir. Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah, take a look. Everyone can look right now.

You could all just go. Who would you rather nail? You to a fucking cross. Fair enough. All right. With that, it is time for a little segment that we like to call. Who are these? Creepbos.

Now, you know what this is, Vinny. This is where I look at other true crime shows, and I like to bring them and review them on the creepoff to prove that we have the best true crime podcast on the internet today. Not hard. Most of them suck. They all suck, Vinny, except for Sword and Scale. Mike Bray is great.

We like him. We like him. But all of the rest of them suck balls. I was actually messaging with Mike yesterday, and he's all in on the dabbled verse drama. Good. Which is really cool. Good, good, good.

It's good to know because he's a big deal in podcasting. All right. So what we like to do is dissect some of the other podcasts that do true crime. And we're petty about it. We show you why they suck and why we're better than them. Now, there's a ton of true crime shows out there, Vinny. Just a metric shit ton of true crime shows. The internet is chocker box full.

Yes. And most of them are women who are drinking with their girlfriends, reading Wikipedia, it's just a giant shit show when it comes to true crime podcast. But there's one that we reviewed on this show before that I keep coming back to. I have to just keep coming back to it because it's so amazing to me that this exists on the internet. I can't figure out why this exists.

Is this what I think this is? Hello, I'm Wendy and that's Beth. And we would like to take a moment to welcome new listeners. So welcome Witi Binafi and Bienbenito's bitches to Fruit Loops, Serial Killers of Color. Fruitloop, Serial Killers of Color is a weekly podcast hosted by us, a multiracial, multigenerational set of BFFs. How did we get here? Well, when we realize that podcasts like ours about marginalized perpetrators and victims, with hosts like us didn't exist, we just decided to do it ourselves. Yes, so join us as we tell the fascinating stories of the

crimes and the victims that often go untold by the mainstream media. And because context is everything, we often add in historical and cultural details of the crimes. crimes and criminals in order to get a sense of what might have led to these crimes. And the reason why Vinny and I are obsessed with this show is because I cannot rent my head around this premise. Carl, she used the term marginalized perpetrators. Yes. Seriously.

Marginized perpetrators. And this is episode number 200. They do a Q&A episode, which is what I'm going to present to you today. With all the questions why. But they start off by, say, welcoming new listeners. Hey, if you're new here, this is what we're doing. And then after that, they explain it. again, and I'm glad they do, because I

still could not figure this out. Contrary to popular belief, not all serial killers are straight, cisgendered, white dudes. Well, fucking raise the flags. So their biggest concern, and I

have to repeat, as people have not heard us review this show before, their biggest concern is that the only serial killers that are getting covered by the media are white cisgendered straight men. And they're like, they're getting all the headlines, these assholes. This is really fucking.

And why is that, Vinny? These crimes rarely get any public attention because the news is racist. Allegedly. And so what I can't figure out, what you and I've tried to figure out, maybe someone can help us here, is where is the racism coming from? Has anyone just showed these two idiots, Fox News? No shit. Because all Fox News is, is pointing out minorities do it too.

Oh, there's perpetrators out there for sure. There's a few of them. It happens. I don't know. It's so insane because when they're saying that the news is racist and therefore doesn't cover the crime that's happening in the black community, it's like, yeah, but I think that's because they're trying not to be racist, isn't it? Isn't that why they don't cover these stories? Because, yes, we could talk about all the gangbangers that are driving around shooting up neighborhoods

and hitting four-year-olds with stray bullets. But we don't cover that stuff because we're trying not to be racist. But I think that's, I think they think that's racist. But you know what? I can be totally off on this. I don't know. Maybe they're just saying like black on, I don't know. See, this is where I get very confused by this.

What I honestly think is happening here, folks, is that these people don't have a point. No, they don't. But they know the buzzwords are out there. And that's it. It's buzzwords with zero substance or point. Yeah. So let's hear the buzzwords. We love talking about true crime.

But we also use these true crime stories as an opportunity to talk about race relations, systemic racism, policing, history, and culture. How fun! What a fun true crime show this is! We're going to talk about race relations, systematic racism, policing, history and culture? Can we get to the rape and murder? Yes, right. That's not why people tune in to true crime shows. So, Vin, when I hear this show with this woman, Wendy, who's a black Latin ex person, and Beth, who's a white, black, black, black, black, and Beth, who's a.

white girl but one of the good ones according to wendy yeah that's right oh my god that's right remember that she's one of the good ones do you remember when wendy or uh the the other one is just trying to like suck up yeah to her she's just like shut up you can't possibly understand my struggle correct and what's crazy about this is you listen to the show and you go what what is their point who is this for who is listening to this but of course companies like apple are pushing the shit out of it throughout the year apple podcast celebrates well-established podcasters leading their categories and we were selected for true crime. Get the fuck out of here.

Get the fuck out of here. So I don't know if that's like the new and noteworthy section. If they still do that, I haven't, people don't look at Apple Podcasts anymore. But there was a time when that was a big deal. If you got selected for new and noteworthy, you were getting thousands of new listeners from that. And of course, a show like this, they probably read the description and they go, oh, minority, race baiting, systematic, whatever.

All right, cool. Yep, that's a winner. I mean, this thing is one step away. from saying, we like to empower minorities and LGBTQA youth to be serial killers. Right. They can do anything they want to do. They can also be serial killers and monsters just like white men. Yes, but they don't get the same opportunities to be monsters.

They're not getting the press coverage, that's for sure. It's just buzzwords, man. It's just buzzwords. Holy shit. Now, these two are going to CrimeCon in Orlando. Are you going to CrimeCon this year? I applied for us to go to CrimeCon. we haven't heard back.

What is Brian McBride saying? McBride says you guys should jump on this. Let everyone know only minority perpetrators from now on. Oh, have we done that category yet? Creepiest minority. Yes. No, I don't think we will be. I don't think that's one.

I like that, Brian. That's a good idea. That'll get us on new and no-worthy in no-time. Way to go, McBride. So you did try to get us on to CrimeCon. You did try to get us on to CrimeCon. Absolutely. It's kind of the application.

This is a convention for True Crime Podcast. fans and true crime podcast hosts and these two are going to be on podcast row. I think it takes about two seconds of any of these places listening to what our show is for them not to accept us to the true crime community. I remember this is going back a long time, but I remember my buddy Kevin, my first co-host of WATP saying, you know, it'd be nice if they would recognize us and put us on like new and note where they go, Kevin, all we do is rip the shut out of every podcast. Why would they do that?

That we would not be a good poster boy for podcasting when we talk about how they all suck. We had a new review on Apple Podcasts. I know you said nobody was that. I saw it the other day. And somebody wrote something like, Carl Vittie laugh like schoolgirls at schoolgirls dying. That's a good review. And it just pretty much sums up what our show is and why they don't pick us up. That's a good, that's a good description.

But these two do get picked up for things like that. They're on the podcast row. You can go there and meet them. And listen to the way they promote this Because this is just fun Wendy is just so fun She has such a personality this one Life is like a hurricane

Here at Crime Con Mysteries murders evidence It's a Crime Con Crime Con Who Danger wins behind you That's right, Frudies Crime Con 2023 is going to be

In Orlando, Florida We outside Are you a lot allowed to call people fruities? Yes, that's what the listeners of the show are. They're a bunch of fruities watching the show. I don't think I'm allowed to call people fruities. Wendy's allowed to call you whatever the fuck she wants.

Oh, that's true. Apparently. So, yeah, they decided to sing ducktails and yell crime count a bunch of times in a row. And the other, and Beth eats everything up too. Everything Wendy says, Beth is like, oh my God. Ha ha ha ha! This is amazing. This is so much better than if a white person was saying it.

Right. I would love to do a show I'd love to be the co-host with Wendy and just let her fucking songs and shit fall flat and watch her Just stare at her Yeah Carl you sandbagged

Son of a bitch That'd be great All right so as I said Episode number 200 It's a Q&A episode They have a bunch of questions That came in from the listeners And they're going to address them

And I have to tell you This is 20 minutes into the show they finally get to the second question and wait until you hear this dozy of a question the next question is from sef who i think joined us on the last video club yeah on the last video club yeah that's right one of our ride and dies yeah we love you Seth yeah we love you Seth asks why are you so cool multiple question marks I love you so much P.S. This is the Seth from the Facebook group. We know who you are.

Yeah, we know who you are. PPS, my pronouns are they, he. Well, thank you for including your pronouns, Seth. That's very important in this question. Can you imagine the second question they read, why are you so cool? You know, I got some questions from our listeners, Vinnie. Why is Carl so amazing? Oh, yeah, that's a great question.

I don't know. I don't know how I do it. How is it that Carl's the best part of every podcast he's on? Wait a second. Those are real questions. That's a not real question. And by the way, Seth adds about as much as fucking Jake Hudson to a fucking show. That was the, why would you even read that? Why would you even read that?

But then they actually answer that question. Now, first, Wendy's going to be very hilarious with her first answer to this. My question to you, Seth, is when and where can I schedule a time for you to tell my kids that? I'm over here thinking, I am cool mom. and they are not in agreement at all. They're completely embarrassed. So, I don't know. I never ever thought of myself as cool.

I'm actually a big fat dork. Hello, exactly. Good. All right. I'm glad you recognize that. I hate everything about this. That woman laughing at that. Will you tell my kids that?

They think I'm embarrassing. You are. You are embarrassing. Stop embarrassing your children. Stop being on the internet. Did you imagine having to be like those kids and trying to explain what your mom does to other kids in school? She's trying to get other kids of color to like murder people. Yeah.

She thinks that white people have been controlling serial killing for too long. And she thinks that other people should start serial killing more. I love it when she makes her kids wear fruity t-shirts to school. All right. Come on. Be a fruity for me. Come on. Support the show.

Get your fruity shirt on. Oh, my God. You know how, like, in some of the schools, the kids will come dressed one way and then they change their clothes because they're non-binary or whatever it is and they don't want to tell the parents. I wonder if these kids get to change their outfits when they get to school, take their fruity shirts off and wear real clothing. All right, you ready for Beth's answer to why are you so cool?

Oh, yes. I mean, Vinny, they want to read that question and just go, okay, we're not, but thank you. That's fine. But instead, they have to both sit there and seriously answer. Like, that's not even a super chat. Like, nobody even gave a dollar to do that shit. It's so stupid. Yeah, I've never ever thought of myself as cool.

I was a big fat nerd. Was a big fat nerd? Was. Really, Beth? I got bad news for you. Still going. Somebody said that lady a dollar. Now I feel bad.

Yeah, right. All right. So now they're going to. to talk about both of these women I believe are overweight at least they sound like it now they're going to talk about how they weren't great at sports growing up and they weren't very popular in school yeah I was laughing when you said picked last for every team because I remember in gym class when they would pick teams I remember them fighting over who had to take me oh my god that happened to me too oh my god it's the worst oh my gosh

this is so pathetic really I'm starting to feel bad for them now I got to this point of show and I'm like, okay, maybe I don't need to pile on. What the fuck? Is it bad that I was yelled, me too. Yeah, but he's also just like, yeah, I know about that feeling. No, fuck that. That's insane. Yeah.

Yeah, no shit. Yeah, why don't you just go to therapy? So then the question comes in, where's your favorite place to go on vacation? That's a great question for. Is it Orlando? True Crime Podcasts. Well, it's funny. You say that because Beth's going to talk about her favorite place to go and why it's

favorite place uh so Disneyland is your favorite yes I just love it I don't know it's almost I feel like I'm a kid again yeah you know and it's really nice like you go to other amusement parks and they're dirty and they're not they don't make you feel like you're someplace else when you go to Disneyland I feel like I'm in another world I don't know that's so sweet yeah it makes my imagination yeah it powers up my imagination oh I love that Yeah, all the kids think she's Mr. Smee. Just a dumpy fat, so. Am I in the minority here?

I don't want to feel like a kid again. I'm past that part of my life. I like being an adult. I don't understand this thing or it's just like, oh, I like going to Disney and I feel like I'm a princess. Really? You're a grown-ass woman. What are you doing?

That's not normal, right? No. Do you ever want to feel like a kid again, Minnie? All the time. I wish I could feel like a kid again, but no, I don't actively seek it. What the fuck? I'm asking the kid again. guy who collects fucking toys and I'm sitting in front of an entire collection of toys over

here. I'm asking him if he also feels like a kid again. Of course. Well, listen, dork, which one of us has actually gone to Disney World to, like, spend his day at the Star Wars exhibits at the Star Wars show? Which one of us has done that? It wasn't my idea. Aunt and Missy wanted to go.

Oh. If Aunt Missy wanted you to use racial slurs on the Internet, would you do that too? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I love Missy. I hope you do it.

Use racial slurs on the Internet. We had a great time at Disney, but I didn't feel like a kid again. Well, that's what I'm saying. I was a fucking droid from Star Wars. Beep, boop, beep, burp. I wasn't doing that. I was having adult beverages at the canteena like a grown-ass man would. Yeah.

Why am I frozen like that? I hate your camera. I think you look great. I think that's not a good luck. It was like I'm saying FKB. It looks like you're just mad at Kevin Brunner. I know. It really does.

All right. Wow. So now Wendy's going to talk about her experience. This is really annoying me. this is really getting obnoxious this camera oh dude what did you you were banging on the table

and all of a sudden stopped working oh I know it's always my fault that your equipment doesn't work oh I don't think that I just think this time it is okay so now Wendy's gonna tell the story about her experience with Disney

and it's a little bit different than how Beth feels about it when I went to Disneyland my dad didn't come home so I am went to Disneyland as a family and then my dad left anyway so I

oh my God I hate Disneyland. So she's black Latinx. I guess I know which race the father is. All right. That story checks out. That's pretty traumatizing. Holy shit.

Oh, no. Wow. That's rough. Yeah, my dad went to Disney for a pack of cigarettes and never came back. Why go to Disney, dad? I just, honestly, that's one of the nicer ways a guy has been a dead be dead. You at least got a trip to Disney. That's true.

Most kids get nothing. Oh, dude. It's kind of like the tiger one. how he broke up with his girlfriend. Did you hear about this? Which one? The girlfriend or the wife? The recent girlfriend.

No. Who was helping him raise his children. They lived together for, I think, six years. Okay. And he decided he was done with her. So what he did is he goes, okay, pack up all your stuff. We're going on this amazing vacation. They drive to the airport and he goes, oh, hey, look, there's my lawyer.

He wants to talk to you. I'll meet up with you later. She gets out. The lawyer says, yeah, you guys are no longer boyfriend and girlfriend. Changed all the locks. Yeah. never, never talks to her again. Never ever talked to her.

You didn't know about that? It's the funniest story. She's like, well, can I at least take it by? She's like, can I take it by to the kids? She'd been raising these kids for six years. They're like, nope. No, you're done. You're out of the family.

Tiger's done with you. It's fucking funny. Oh, my God. That is real. My lawyer wants to talk to you real quick. Yeah. Oh, hey, look. There's my lawyer.

What are the chances? Go say hi to him real quick. He should have just fucking taken her to a farm and left there. Yeah, taking her a farm upstairs. All right, this is the last one I have. Now, I guess Wendy's married to an older white man, okay? And a question comes in about how they met. And Wendy's going to explain to us how she met her.

That's so funny. Her husband. I've always wondered, Wendy, how did you meet old whitey? I love this question. Thank you, Veronica, for asking it. So I met old whitey like just before my 21st birthday when I was in college. And I think that my friends were really, really sick of me dating terrible men, men who cheated, men who were physically and verbally abusive. And then somebody set us up. And old whitey, like, I'd never met somebody who was just so nice.

Like he was just so nice to me. And I never had. What the hell is going on here? I never ever had somebody be so nice. I thought it was a joke. I mean, he was so nice. It was crazy. And, you know, we joke internally. We're friends here.

Old Whitey is like an old black man trapped inside a large white man's body. Now, you notice what Wendy does. She befriends certain white people and says, you're one of the good ones. You actually have the soul of a black person. But in that story, when she was dating what I would assume to be non-white people, she was having a hell of a time about the dating scene

hooks up with this white guy who's just like a black guy but treats her nice this is really weird story right yeah I'm starting to think that Wendy's the racist in all of this I don't know I could be wrong

she's the one that seems really focused on race on everything when you're that focused on race you know this is what happens people have to look at this because all you're doing is talking about race the last thing I want to do is sit here and examine how race comes into her

fucking relationships I don't Give a fuck. Yeah. Do you know how you know I'm not racist? I don't talk about race. I don't give a fuck about it. It's not a thing that registered with me. Oh,

like, she, you know, this is what this is. She calls her husband old whitey, for Christ's sake. His name's Brian. Like,

I don't know what his fucking name is. What the fuck? Nigel. I don't know what the fucking name this guy is, but she's just calling him old whitey. And if I go, no, don't worry,

he's got the soul of old black guy. Oh, and then she goes on to say he's good at basketball. I'm like, I'm like, Jesus, Wendy, what the fuck? She goes, I love that question.

Wendy, you suck. I don't like you, Wendy. I will say this, going out to Pee-Wee about that story of her meeting, her husband. I love that story. All right, Pee-Wee-Wy. All right, I'm sorry. I had to revisit Fruit Loops. Serial Killers of Color is the name of that podcast with Beth and Wendy.

And if you are going to CrimeCon, maybe some of our viewers are. We're a true crime show. Tell them hello for us. Yeah, say hello to them. They'll be on podcasting row. I don't know what's going on with your camera right now, dude. Well, it's freezing up a while. I know that.

Yeah. Hold on a cent. I'm coming in there. Uh-oh. Oh, you know it's serious now. Vinny does not look happy. He is not happy about what's going on with this camera right now. Do I have to get like real close to it when it freezes up?

Is that what you're saying? Maybe I should just do this the whole time. People might like that. It might get more super chats. definitely better Carl I think it's time for some voicemails

but I also think that your buddy did something dumb hold on uh oh what did my buddy Vinny do this time nothing I got it the creepoff voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse

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in Syracuse. Nice. Low mileage. Low mileage. Carl. Someone's saying I'm secretly in Florida. I'm pulling a Howard Stern right now. Oh, so here's what's happening right now, and I find it really funny,

is because we're broadcasting the creep off on the WATP page for the first time. A lot of WATP people are being exposed to this show for the first time. So they're not used to me being in your studio. Even though we've been doing this for three years now, three years every Monday. Yep. Yeah. What are you upset about it, Biddy? What do you ask?

No. I'm not promoting the creep off and off. Is that what you're saying? No, this is probably the most you've ever done to promote it. That's true. I'm going to give you a lot of credit for this, actually. Thank you. And I'll say thank you.

Okay. A voice, a voicemail from the podcast prophet. Podcast profit. I know the spirit speaks through you when you drink, but could you please just make these a little bit shorter? Just a little shorter. Podcast profit here. Holy Spirit speaking through.

me right now. I don't understand. Carl pick Anthony, whatever the fuck his last name is from the red hot jelly peppers as a creep, is it because he's jealous that he's got a more successful band, and Carl's jealous that he wasn't

able to bang 16 and 14-year-olds in the late 80s. Like, I mean, you know, your shitty fucking wean-inspired band, you know, is whatever, but like it just sounds like sour grapes, my guy. And on top of that, the only reason you didn't go to fucking Gary, Indiana is because you didn't have somebody to go with you.

Like, how fucking stupid is that? Like, that is the worst excuse ever. Just drive there, spend a couple hours and fucking drive back. If you could make the time for a fucking baseball trip, then you can make the time. What the fuck? Thank you, fuck you, bye. I think what you need to do in Gary, Indiana, when you get there, is you and Brian need to roll up to the Jackson Five House. and you both have to get out of the car

and run and touch the doorknob as quick as you can and get back to the car alive. Oh, maybe I'll play knock, knock, runaway in the neighborhood. That'd be fun. Hey, I want to point out Jake Hudson's watching the show and if you just scroll up a little bit on the chat, if you want to just pull up what he wrote, it's all caps, yeah, there it is.

He says, why is Minnie rocking so much? Is he on something or having a hard time holding up all that way? Good question, Jake Hudson. Maybe that isn't Jay Hudson. That's not even spelled correctly. Never mind. Yeah, he spelled Vinnie right, so that was pretty good.

You got that right. It's better than most people. It's pretty good. Here's someone else who says, fuck me. All right. Everybody who's not a bitch baby and, you know, can go to Gary, Indiana, you know, just raise your hand. Nope. Mm-hmm.

Right. Okay. And everybody's not a fucking retard and doesn't want to get robbed. Raise their hand. Hello. Fuck you, Vinnie. You fat. Ah, you're not that fat.

Love you, buddy. Okay. Wow. Okay. Thank you very much, caller. I appreciate that. I have a voicemail that came in, great, on the WATP line. Hey, Carl, this is Diego from Gary, Indiana.

We're really upset that you're not coming down to visit. We had a whole welcoming committee ready with hookers and blow and everything, but since you're not coming, I guess we'll skip out on the rest of it. Oh, no. Please pass us a message along to Cardiff and Vinnie. I love their show, but the roll call is just fucking unbearable. Call me back. I've told Cardiff this many times.

I don't know why he does it. I don't know why he does it. It's one of those things like the hype train with Chad Zumak, where it starts off. He's goofing on the people who do the roll call, like Opie and John. And then that turns into his show. And it's like, well, now it's no longer funny. You're just doing the thing that sucks.

It's like two minutes. And we like to say hello to the big cahunas. Mind your business. Fair enough. The great C. Hey, Vinnie, Carl. Great Seamus here. Got a consequence for you is that you guys,

need to pose for a drawing a la Cate Winslet and Titanic. Yeah, that would be horrifying. Volunteer as a nude model of an art class. I love it. Would you do that, Carl? Would you volunteer as a nude model for an art class? I don't think I would there, Vinny.

I don't think that'd be a fun time for anyone involved. All right. I have one more voicemail. Do you have any more? No, I'm good. All right, last one. And I'm glad this got blown up because you did agree to go to Gary, Indiana with Brian Johnson. Oh, man.

See, I was actually going to vote for nobody but Carl from now on since it turns out, I figure if only Vinny's going to do his consequences, only he should spin the wheel. Right. But if Carl is going to actually go to Gary, Indiana, I guess I'll vote for, you know, whoever. Anyway, looking forward to the bill stream So when are you going to make time for the bill stream? I could probably do that this week. Really?

Sure. Oh, God. Good, good, good. What a good guy you are, Carl. Everybody loves you and you never do anything wrong. Why do I do this show? Why the fuck do I even do this show, Benny? What do you did?

I just compliment you. How does it benefit me in any fucking way? I was complimented you. Yeah. I read right through that. I was reading your shirt. I saw right through that. Show everybody your cool shirt.

So I think someone in, uh, I just did the start of God thing. I think, uh, somebody in Philadelphia gave this to me. I apologize. I forgot. Carl Cheesburger did nothing wrong. That's right. Carl's a good boy and he does his consequences. Vinny, I think we have a couple of a superchats that came in.

Let's do that before we, uh, get into our scum parade. Yes, sir. Uh, De La, I'm wearing an SD hat today, but still F you, Vitty. Go Padres right to the middle of the pack. William Loney Esquire, $2. Vinny's favorite pizza toppings. Last pizza I ordered was green peppers and sausage. It was fucking awesome.

Uncle Jack, thanks for the $4.99. I don't know how you guys listen to this direct day after day. Props to you, Carl. Well, Uncle Jack, I appreciate that because I am not a true crime enthusiast. And when I was researching this horrific crime that I presented today, it was actually quite, it was rough. It was not fun. I think he was talking about the podcast we listened to, not. Well, that is fun.

That I enjoy. I like making fun of a podcast. William Lonely Esquire $2. Three years and I promote the creep off more than Carl. True story. Oh, stop it. You do a great job. Why do you feel so down on yourself today?

Why so down, friend? Vinny, I'm good, buddy. I'm good. I'm winning this round. We'll see about that. Carl, are you ready to do a scum parade? I am. Skull parade.

Take me on a raid of these fucks your raids. that these creeps have made Scum parade Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad

soaking up the blood of a cat Scum parade For the very first time on the scum parade ladies and gentlemen not only are we going down to florida to start off the parade we are bringing our first creepy animal yes it's not even a person this time carl am i wrong though i is a ridiculous story and there are people who i think are creeps in this one but sure there are definitely people that are creeps in this one but let's be real it's the manatee named after jimmy buffett right yes

there's a man of thee named jimmy buffett yeah a little bigger than it's a little bigger than it's His brother is. His brother, Hugh, God rest his soul. Yep. Now, a Florida manatee died earlier this year after having too much, quote, high-intensity sex with his brother, according to officials this week. Results revealed that the 38-year-old Manatee Hugh died in April after succumbing to traumatic injuries caused by an sexual encounter with his larger brother Buffett. So wait, what's Hugh's last name? Was it Jessel?

Apparently not. I mean, after his brother butt-fucked him, I bet it was. One of the fatal injuries was a 14.5-centimeter rip and Hugh's colon. Right. A fecal sample collected by Hugh after the encounter confirmed the presence of fresh blood, but employees at the Monte Marina Laboratory and Aquarium reportedly allowed the two brothers to continue engaging in high-intensity, fucking relations, and occasional penetration throughout the day. Yeah.

So Hugh's bleeding out his asshole, and they're still letting Buffett fuck his little brother. And don't they say it was natural? Incessual gay sex is natural to manatees? I don't think so. That can't be true. The months long heightened sexual activity between the two brothers, the only manatees in the aquarium was the first time the pair had been observed initiating and mutually seeking interactions with each other. So, like, they were the only manatees there. So this was, like, prison?

Yeah, so I have it, right, I have a solution. Introduce a female manatee. Play matchmaker for this poor horny guy who's butt fucking his brother to death. Wouldn't that be a solution? On April 29th, the animal staff noticed a significant change in huge behavior, prompting them to collect the bloody stool sample, but did not interfere with Buffett's continued efforts to mount his alien brother. Unbelievable.

And this whole article, all they're trying to do is cover this up. This aquarium is just like, look it, everything's great. everyone's having fun the mannings are loving it everyone's having a good time we didn't do anything wrong dude when a man and he dies because his brother butt fucked him to death someone fucked up at the aquarium don't you think biddy i agree we should hold someone responsible for this who's the warden of this aquarium yeah i need a little accountability here holy shit now the people at the aquarium have not responded uh to any requests for comment but both hugh and buffett lived at the museum at the laboratory since 1996 and the world's only two manatees to participate in voluntary

detailed behavior research and designed to aid manatee conservation so a fun thing is last year i believe it was hugh who predicted the super bowl correctly he picked the chiefs it's one of those one of those manatees yes it's one of those manned those gambling manatee the manatee that was like on fucking probably uh good morning morning america and all that stuff got butt fucked to death by his brother crazy what crazy world we live at huh car well i mean that is a very famous man of you know that you got to give him that that's pretty cool silly man in the i know about so that's cool yeah won me a couple bucks i took his advice nice so he was saying even with the spread huh yeah yeah car let's go to west bengal never mind hold on uh hugh knew about the spread

yes he did he was an expert i had the backtrack to get that one in there thank you just like Buffett. A couple in West Bengal, India, sold their eight-month-old baby to buy an iPhone and travel for an Instagram content, Carl. I'm glad you read it that way because this article is very confusing. A lot of these articles out of India are confusing. But what it said is, I believe in the headline, it says that the baby was sold for an iPhone, which makes it sound like that was the transaction. Like, okay, I got this iPhone 6th.S.E. that I found it's under John's house. And you have an eight-month. You have that baby. Let's swap the two. But I think the baby is probably sold for money so they could purchase an iPhone and I let me ask you this many are you not

allowed to sell your children I don't think you are why not because you could sell them to someone that could do horrible things to them it's called human trafficking okay but you're not the one trafficking them the person who bought no you are selling humans into slavery you are participating in human trafficking India's got some weird laws man you can't even sell your own children yeah they're like cows walk around everywhere that's true yeah stupid sacred cows how dare they now according to the indian express uh the police department was alerted to the alleged incident after some of the defendant's residents saw the new phone and noticed that the infant hadn't been seated days that's how you know it's a small town yeah no shit that's how you know when

you live in a small town wherever's like we haven't seen your baby but they got an iPhone something's up that's not a real iPhone is it holy shit that's a real iPhone they must have committed some kind of crazy crime to own a real iPhone here in india police identified the couple is jadev goche and his wife satee after questioning the mother of course she rolled over and confessed and that her and told the cops that her and her husband wanted to use the money to take trips across the state so they could create content for instagram reels now if i was advising this couple tic-tok is where you want to go fuck instagram reels they're just behind you got to get on ticot with these videos after interrogation she admitted uh

to the crime and informed that she and her husband wanted to use the money to use Instagram, Carl. Fucking Instagram. That is astounding to me. Police also said the father attempted to sell their older child a seven-year-old, but the plan allegedly failed.

Because who wants a used kid? That's the funny part about it though, is that they're trying to sell all their kids off. That's fun. Is there an amount that you would like if you want to get rid of your seven-year-old right? Yeah. Like if you're looking to sell your child. Oh, there's always a price.

But my question is this, is there a price that you won't take? Oh, for me? Because it sounds like you're just trying to get rid of them. If somebody offers you just something, you just take it, right? Make me an offer, Vinny. Make me an offer. It sounds like there's no takers on the seven-year-old. It's like, it's like a yard sale. You're like, well, how much you offer the seven-year-old for? I don't know.

Make me an offer. I don't know. What are you thinking? How about an old Android phone? You got one of those? I'll take that. Will Instagram work on it? Yeah. Can I get Instagram reels up? Well, police said that the father attempted to sell their older child, like I said. Investigators found the baby, and the infant is now safe. This is a developing story, and that was all the information that was out there, but folks don't sell your kids.

The infant's not safe. The infant still lives in India. All right? It's not going to go well. It's a poor person in India. That's not good. Yeah, it could be worse. I don't know.

All right, Carl. Let's go over to England, shall we? Sure. A man who found the body of a girl murdered by her own brother decided to fucking fool around with the body instead of call of the cops. Yes. This is an insane story that gets crazier and crazier the more you read. So this girl named Amber was led to a park at night and sexually assaulted and murdered by her brother, Connor Gibson, on November 26, 2021.

And all right. No, go ahead. The brother's 20 years old. She's 16. Yep. He decides he wants to rape her and murder. but what was the order he did that in? In the grand scheme of things,

doesn't matter. Yes, it does. It definitely does. Because if this woman's corpse was raped by two different people, that's got to be some type of record, right? Did this guy rape her corpse or did he just finger it a lot? Well, they said that they found his DNA in 39 different areas of her body,

which sounds impressive. This guy's got some Peter North shit going on or something. Yeah, that's some webs. This guy's shooting fucking. Webs. Yeah, he's got some ropes. Now, it was two days later that this guy, Stephen Corrigan, was walking by and found Amber's body. So instead of learning the police, he intimately touched the teenager's dead body and concealed it and tried to hide it from the police.

See, now, I would have just said, I thought it was someone sex style. They're very real these days. I just saw someone left their sex style out. I thought, hey, all right, cool, my sex style now. wow so corrigan's father is a 79 year old guy who's not defending his son corgan no no that's not true he tried to give him an alibi he goes oh no my son couldn't have done that he was home with me the whole time yeah but that when he got found guilty he said yeah i'm not trying to protect him or nothing oh right well yeah exactly yeah so in the footage he could be seen taking a uh hold on a second vini this is where it's very confusing this story. Yeah, I know. And I thought I reworded this and wrote it out perfectly. And now I'm looking

at myself and realizing how I would help you out, but I don't even know what happens after this because there's a lot of different people involved in a lot of different things. Yeah, so either way, this girl is dead. All right. Good. And it's a good summary. I'm going to put you this way. She got raped twice one of the times when she might have been alive. Yes. All right. So she might have known about one of the rapes before shuffling off the mortal coil. Jesus Christ. All right. Last story, Carl. Let's go down to Tennessee, shall we? yes here's something we don't get all the time a lady pito yeah this is a weird one this is a very this is a what do they call it a unicorn yes this is a not the good kind of unicorn no the very very

bad kind of unicorn a 33 year old woman in Tennessee has been arranged in charge with a slew of abhorrent sexual crimes which she is alleged to have trafficked child sexual abuse material and engaged in sexual acts with her dog stephanie weir was taken into custody on tuesday in charge of two counts of sexual exploitation of a minor and one count of aggravated unlawful photographing of a minor and one count of criminal offense against animals. Now, the

investigation in DeWeir began several months ago when the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children on May 18th reached out to the Memphis Police Department regarding a person saving a parent-child pornography and a cloud account online. Okay, we make fun of people for owning

hard drives. We've talked about this many times. How many hard drives? You go to someone's house and they have double digit hard drives they're up to no good i want to scream but hard drives are a much better place to keep your cp than the cloud hey pito don't put your port in the clouds never store it in a cloud environment i can't stress that enough and also i'm sure she labeled these things like you know timmy gets fingered and shit like that's like now you can't people are going to see that dummy now the report went on to say that the flag data was an image showing a child in a lascivious pose nude and that she had

allegedly saved more child sexual abuse material through the account so according to the report of memphis police said the unlawful photos of videos depicted the other three files or videos depicting adults and engaging in a lawful sexual acts with children five files of photographs depicting children posing nude in a sexual manner and one video that allegedly showed we were having a dog perform a sex act on her children posing nude in a sexual manner Ugh. I mean, what the fuck? Again, do we have to point this out?

Kids don't even know how to wipe. No, exactly. I don't want to see them spread ego. That sounds terrible. Yeah, I mean, could you imagine how bad this sort of benefit happened in a Walmart and Alabama? I see what you did. I see what you did there, Betty. Bringing it back to your story.

The officers took weird into custody. She agreed to be interviewed by detectives reportedly been to engaging in a litany of illegal behavior. She allegedly confessed to using her cell phone to contact groups on social media and search her child sexual abuse, material, and for storing videos and images of child sex abuse in her cloud account. Now, here's what I'm learning, Carl. This is really, really scary. Facebook, the boomer fucking platform that everybody left, is turning into a place that you could very easily find child pornography. Really? I did not know that. So what's happening is there are all these groups that are supposed to be like for teens.

Okay. And when you join these groups, the links are in them that send people to Telegraph. Okay. And I'm learning this from Gordon Flowers. Interesting. And once they get on Telegraph into these chat rooms on Telegraph, that's when they could find the stuff. So people are just Facebook is fucking sending them right to this shit. So because people deserted Facebook, all of the creeps came in and went, hey, we can take this place over now.

Everyone's gone. Let's go. It's what it sounds like is going on. No shit. I had no idea that was going on. So they're treating it like an abandoned building in Gary, Indiana is what you're telling me. They're just moving right in. It's not great. Yeah. It's not great.

Now, she has a defense attorney. She is in jail. And I hope she stays there. She's disgusting. Let's hit up some of our last super chat. Yeah, because actually this David Chandler one right here for $20. Thank you very much, David Chandler. I love you.

I think he's referring to his dog Spud. And he says, Spud is horrified. I agree with this story. And I just want to give us kudos right now, Vinny, because I wrote a note for myself. I don't want to give anything away, but we finished that story and neither of us said the words peanut butter. And I just want to give us credit for that because I think every other podcast in existence would have made a peanut butter joke and we avoided it.

That's us, baby. Patting myself on the back for that one. Carl, yes, sir. This has been a fun episode. Has it? I had fun with you. Did you have fun? I'm going to make it more fun because I have one more story I want to read for you, Vin.

You got a story for me? This one came in from Herb Beta Patch on our Discord. Love it. Of course, if you want to check out our Discord. It's on the Who Are These Podcasts, Discord server, the channel called The Creepoff. Yeah, and neither of us police it. No, anyone's wondering. We definitely do not.

So whatever's going out of there is up to them. But if you want to find a link to that, there is a link on who are these.com. And you can join the conversation. There's a lot of people have fun in that channel. and herb made a patch sent us this fun story. Upstate New York teen drove drunk at over 100 miles per hour with nine kids in his car, including two in the trunk, true per se. See, this is just like the fun true crime stuff that we don't get into enough around here, I think.

Yeah, I kind of like this story so far. All right, a 16-year-old driving it over 100 miles per hour in upstate New York, I guess that's the same thing. While patrolling Route 20 on Sunday morning in New Lebanon, Troopers saw a 2019 Honda Civic going over 100 miles per hour in a 45 mile per hour zone. And new Lebanon is a town of 2,500 people. Yeah, weird fact about it. Way worse than old Lebanon.

No, really? Oh, yes. It's east of Albany. Okay. I don't think I've been there before. The troopers pulled the car over at about 520 a.m. They headline me in Lebanon. I bet they do.

You've done gigs there, haven't you? No, I think I've driven through it, though. the um you've done some gigs and some small talents my front dude i got to give you that oh well now i'm retired uh 520 a m sunday morning so these kids are out partying all night that's some serious stamina and uh they they pull over this car going a hundred miles per hour and a 45 16 year olds behind the wheel a total of nine other juveniles four of whom were under the age of 16 were in the car two of those kids were in the trunk of the sedan troopers determine the driver was under the Influence of alcohol, the driver was charged with four counts of aggravated driving while intoxicated.

The driver was also charged under Leandra's law. You familiar with this? This law, oh, wow, was first time offenders who are driving while intoxicated with children younger than 16 years old to face up to four years in prison. Oh, shit. Yeah, so he's got some young friends in there with them, and they're all getting loaded and really driving around. That's a problem. Just having a good old time. And yeah, that's a fun one.

Thank you, Erbeta Patch, for sending that. he's always he's always checking out syracuse.com for us yeah i mean i feel like i should be living on that site but oh dude too sad let me tell you let me tell you this speaking of uh local news sites i was checking out the democrat and chronicle dot com today it turns out and let me that is the rochester local newspaper that is i used to work there i worked there well for the website i was in the new media department back in the early aughts and actually i i mailed this out people. So it says Rochester has the highest car theft increase in the US. Most suspects are 13 to 18 years old. The Hyundai in the driveway across the street from my house was stolen

recently. Yep. And my next door neighbor came over last night, knocked on the door. And she goes, just so you know, we had a catalytic converter stolen out of one of our cars in the driveway over here. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Did Chad actually come up to my neighborhood? like he said he was going to have the wrong house he got the wrong one got the wrong house oh man you know which was really fucking funny was it's happening everywhere up here like kia's and in hundas and hundas are you could steal them very easily i was talking to my mechanic about it yes it turns out that a usb drive fits perfectly into the little compartment to start it like you don't does nothing fancy about it yep you just have to have a USB drive

there's tic-tok videos and show you how to do it and so these kids because i also have a friend who works for the security at Wagman's, the local grocery chain, and he bounces around to the different stores around here. And he says, the crime is out of control. There's all these teenagers who go in there and steal all this shit and then run out and to hop into their Kia that they stole and drive away. And the police, I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but the police are not allowed to chase them.

The protocol is the police cannot chase them. So these kids are driving around smashing the car into something. I mean, this happened right here at this comedy club. They smashed into the front. and stole the ATM and then actually opened the ATM behind a building I went and checked out the scraps because it was still there but Minnie this is fucking out of control why is it Rochester why is Rochester have the most stolen cars right now you know why because we have the worst school district in the state of New York yeah well that's how are how is Syracuse

beating us mini they're not we're the worst at that but they're still worse than us so take that Syracuse god damn it uh I would like to say thank you to everybody tuned in today all of you who are watching over on the who are these podcasts youtube channel thank you so much if you wouldn't mind help carl and i out and pop over to the creep off page and hit subscribe and most importantly participate join the fun visit the creepoff dot com and vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep this week car and it was me for sure are there any super chance that we missed viny not a one before we uh we head out here not a one carl nope you're right we hit them all thank you guys so much for participating and for promoting uh

I really appreciate the super chats. We'll probably be simulcasting this on both channels from here on out. Yes, so you could plan on joining us on Mondays. We're going to have a lot of fun. And you could subscribe anywhere. All the links are on the creepoff. com. You can find links to the audio, the video, everything.

Check it out. It's nice to be important, Carl. It's more important to be nice. Goa, Gia. Oh no! What the hell is he supposed to be? It's the cream off. Oh boy!

You think you can get away with that? Without having legal ramifications, you're out of your fucking mind.