The Creep Off - Episode 178: Cockatoo, or three or four…

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

In this episode, Karl and Vinnie nominate the creepiest zookeeper of all time. Karl also brings the dorkiest podcast in the history of podcasts to WATC. And in the scum parade, we meet an upset restaurant patron, a very expensive getaway driver, and some people from Syracuse.The score is currently Vinnie 2/Karl 0 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Chicago man who tried to force boisterous restaurant patrons to pay for his meal at gunpoint gets 10-year sentence - CWB ChicagoGunman flees in motorized wheelchair after shooting man to death in Greenspoint area (click2houston.com) Police say Pa. woman took 220-mile Lyft ride to shoot couple fostering her biological daughter in Kennedy Township | TribLIVE.comGroup kidnapped and tortured Syracuse man for days to steal his disability checks, prosecutor says - syracuse.com Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

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of your favorite true crime podcast to show about creeps by creeps for you creeps I'm your host my name is viny and joining me today in studio the man the myth the jerk off it's hot cucka car what is happening vini paulino great to be back in studio with you my friend and I noticed

the boss is here today and it's much cooler in the building as normally as I like going to the bosses here on Monday you're going to start again we're going to start out of good I'm saying good all good all right I'll get today. Look at you. It is, the temperature is pretty good in here today.

It's nice. It feels good. Yep. Carl, today we are going to have a competition, but right after this competition, I'm going to throw this out now for those of you who are not bonus content subscribers that are watching live. Coming up this afternoon, a little bit later, it's going up today, Thunder and Paradise Part 4, baby.

With Brian Johnson joining us to find out what happens to Hulk Hogan's wife. Now, I originally had intended on live streaming this, Carl. I wanted to live stream it because we're doing it from this studio today. Okay. And I decided against it because I don't trust YouTube to not shut us down. Ah, good points, yes. It's the only reason we're not live streaming it. But as soon as it is done, and that'll be today.

It's going up there for you find folks who support the show. Now, Carl, last week we had an episode about the creepiest tattoo artist. That is correct, sir. Yeah, my guy traded tattoos to teenagers for. sex right and your guy held down a teenager and forcibly gave him a tattoo on his forehead they said i'm a loser and a thief yes yes and uh no sex though no sex stuff there just torture a tattoo's really torture do you have any tattoos car i don't you don't if they're not it's not hard on the forehead when you're 17 you don't think that's pretty torturous nah nah well i tell you what

is torture sex with you that i could see is qualifying uh the police have yet to be called, but that's because I hide the phones before we begin. I'm going to bring on our results girl, Jess, to let us know who won last week. Hello, Jess. Hey, Jess. Hello. How are you guys? We're doing awesome.

Jess, how's it going with you? Good. Good, good, good. Now, you saw that last week everybody voted on the creepoff.com. You and Alex have worked together to tabulate the proper votes. Yep. Hold on a second. The votes are tallied by Alex and Jessica, both of whom don't like me?

How is that fair? Alex loves you. Oh, no. They're tabulated by Alex who then sends them to me and I just read them. Even worse. Why is that? Why do you think Alex? Even worse, at least just sometimes likes me.

Alex helps you all the time. Gangrenously is a good egg. He helps you a lot. Don't shit talk that kid. All right. How dare you? with 89 votes to 50 votes if any one by 64.02%

please man this is a huge deal I would like to point out we got a reply from that email from WATP show that says I demand a recount winky face okay

Carl I'm just going to go ahead and use the the words of the great Scott Steiner. The numbers don't lie, and they spell a disaster for you. Because I'm up to do nothing in this route. That is true. I got to start bringing it, I guess. I guess I'm just not making compelling arguments over here. I thought I was.

Everybody. I got to course correct. I'm going to course correct on today's episode. I am also going to course correct today. No sex stuff. No sex stuff? Not on my presentation. No minors getting stuff in their butts.

They don't want. Interesting. None of that for me today. You really are changing it up. Yeah. I'm going, and I'm going to lose so hard it's going to hurt by next week, but we'll find out. All right. Hey, you know, since we have our results girl, Jessica, here, I want to try something.

Can she also be the super chat reader, Jessica? Jessica, you want to read some super chats for us? Sure. Because it is super chat one day in the way that we celebrate here is by allowing you to super chat us and then we read your superchats, starting with Kinky Loco. uh ohla everyone excited for detroit yet no everyone yes no detroit's gonna be two dollars the hook all right i didn't read them out uh gut 499 carl loves spinning the wheel i think he does i think he does folks not a fan of spinning that wheel i think it is his a lot of consequences i think he's into it i don't enjoy you know i think we got some really

interesting i gotta come here and start practicing actually because you get to spin that wheel any time you want now that's in your studio I think that you're probably becoming a master in how to get it to stop where you want to show. I don't think that's true, Carl, just like on the show. I'm going to start coming here and practicing. Just like on the show. I never touched that thing.

Yeah, good point. Damn it. Damn it. King of all killing for days. Go ahead. $5. Did you see Dan Sotter? Is it Sotter?

Soder on the regs says that comedy at the Carlson was one of his favorite clubs. Yeah, he was on Joe Rogan talking about how much he loves this club and really yeah soda is the best that's awesome because anthony jesson next had the same thing on his podcast after you got done performing at this club and spending a weekend with yours truly hanging out in the green room that's right good hang sometimes you can't tell i did not know who that was you don't know what dan soda is no very funny stand-up oh man he is uh coming back in october and i'm looking forward to dude the windup is insane i just saw outside when i was coming in you got uh kyle dunnigan yep that's a great

get i'll come here for that yeah uh bob kelly uh bobcat goldthwaite yep i don't know he was doing stand up again yep yep yep we got bobcat we got uh there's a couple i'm not allowed to say yet that our contracts are working nice but i'm going to say initials carl okay you ready yeah yeah yeah this is a t for carl this is just the preliminary stuff okay d a i don't know d a i don't know okay I'll have to think about that okay I have another one your guesses in the in the chat what you think DA is who's your favorite comedian of all time um oh david towel of course yeah no shit I should have probably thought of that uh well that's pretty exciting yeah yep yep yep yep all right all right I'll feature fine twist my arm I'll feature for that show your book I was gonna say John Malaney but I don't really watch that many no Jeff Dunham I like Jeff Donnam Jeff Dunham the guy would the ventriloquist? What?

Yes. And you like this show and you like Jeff Dunham? I haven't watched him a while, but I was in high school and middle school. I was just like, yeah, puppets. Carl. Boo! What is going on right now? You said favorite comedian.

I was like, well, the guy with the puppets is funny. What the hell is he supposed to be? The guy with the puppets is funny. I actually, I interviewed someone walking out of one of his shows, and this is the audio from that. There's been no laughs. What do you mean? None!

I actually have an audio of the audience listening to his show. I don't care, I don't care. My jokes don't go over. I don't care. Everybody! You know, I actually have audio. I remember I was recording the night that I accidentally wandered into a Jeff Dunham show. Oh, really?

I walked in and here's the audio. I went, huh, ha, ha. Because I ran the fuck out. all right um everyone's opinion is valid on this show jess i denounce it don't feel bad sure the chat says otherwise but sure don't never read the chat yes i'm getting a kick out of it all right um oh about jess anything else any other uh things you want to tell us about and the subreddit or anything else that's going on did you see the machine and tell us how much you loved it oh yeah did you see me on with uh tony from hack the movies on friday night

no but tony told me about it yeah what did he say he said that he was like guess who was featured on stuttering john me and i was like okay i was sitting on the beach i was like all right cool about him okay now i see what's going on oh you just realized the italian made it about himself i'm not going to be featured on this show ever again after what i said no of course you are we love you jess can i please get as many jess dunham photoshopps as possible this week yeah oh please oh i love that one of the puppets i would love that yes all right that's a good idea that shit's so bad it's so bad oh that was that was like high school jess okay i'm gonna give you another shot at this out of love and no pressure here obviously yeah well it's all

imposed oh yeah yeah of course this will never hit the the regular show um jess if you had to like repick that. Who would you say your favorite comedian is? Scared. John Malaney. Okay. Fine. I'm fine with Malaney. That's a comedian. All right. Cool. Very good.

I swear to God. Check out Dan Stoner. He's very funny, Jess. You'd enjoy his stuff. Okay. Do you ever go to live comedy shows? Do you ever go to like a comedy show, Jess? My friend Ted is a comedian. And we go to like his like like like, we go local ones where it's he's the only good one and then there's people there's like guys

who are very misogynistic and will be like the only place a woman belongs is the kitchen i'm not even kidding that was a joke and then he followed up with and he's like and the other place woman belong is below the pants that i'm like that's yeah this this guy walks up there and everybody everybody in that place was like um we need to go You know, I'm going to go ahead and say good premises, needs to flush out the punchlines a little bit. Just, here's one for you. Why don't women need a watch? Because there's a clock on the stove.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. That's how you tell the women belong in the kitchen. See, that was already better than the other guy. Hey, this reminds me, hold on. I had a quick conversation I had with this woman who's a mother at work years ago. And she was telling me how she didn't like the sport of ice hockey. I said, well, ice hockey's amazing. What do you mean you know like ice hockey?

What do you want? watching. She goes, oh, my kids play. They're like 12 years old. Well, yeah, of course that's going to suck. You're going to these comedy shows with amateurs who aren't good at comedy. I don't know. I don't like comedy. No, you got to go see good people do this. That's how you learn whether you like it or not. Yeah, the problem is a lot. There is a weird subculture in America of open mic performers that think they're fucking the second coming of Carlin. And I'm just going to tell everybody who's watching this, so they do us for a good time for shits and giggles pop into one of them and then go to a real comedy club and i think it's a

fun experiment it's a fun experiment just to see how fucking off a delusional people are you'll be amazed blind mike find some really good ones we featured one on who are these socials recently where this guy is releasing you know jokes on his instagram and they're terrible and he's performing all these different clubs in front of big audiences it's unreal i feel like everybody should just quit comedy okay just because minnie has so everyone else needs you not do no i just feel like everybody should just let the really funny people do it can you just let me feature for david tell first and then i'll quit comedy sure the thing that i haven't ever started doing i have no say in that matter all right sounds good i'm sure david tells probably wouldn't

be thrilled of course he will okay we'll find out so uh i beat you again that's pretty that's pretty good congratulations uh do we have any more super chats coming in that we want Jess to read. Any more Super Chats for Jess to read? I think we're reading Super Chats from here on now. All right, Jess. Thank you very much for coming on today and telling us. Oh, there's one. Vinnie

is my favorite comedian vote Carl. Day love, $2. I'm reading it backwards. We can all agree on that. What did Dil from somewhere say? All the mic drops I've seen open micers do from battle observations is massive.

The host had to say no mic dropping several times each night. That's hilarious. I, it's exactly right. Dude, you know, who are these open micers would be an amazing experiment. Oh, God, that would fun. Tony Hinchcliff, I mean, kill Tony is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. But who are these open micers? When we do a live show, I think that we should set that up somewhere.

We should set up a space. Well, and we could host it. Just let any listeners come up and you stand out. We tried to do that in Philadelphia with Manny. Mani's like, hey, can I start the show doing comedy? We're like, yeah. will be great. And then he was pretty good. That was good. He was good. He ruined everything for it. Like, damn it.

I wanted to watch him, Bob. And said he was pretty good. People liked it. Well, listen, man, man, he might be the exception. But I think there might be something behind that idea. And maybe we could revisit it. I like it. You know, when you decide you need another podcast to do. Sounds good. Jess, thank you. We will see you soon. Have a great week. See you. Follow her on social media at Jess Daydreaming. And please sincerely send in your Photoshop's of Jess done them for me. Wow. Hey, I got a quick programming note since you mentioned all my podcast that I do.

Yeah, please. It turns out that the show that I'm doing with Stuttering John and his channel is not happening today. John is getting his motorcycle repaired. He's got to go pick it up. So we're going to be doing it tomorrow instead. Tomorrow, 6 p.m. on Suttering John's YouTube channel is going to be the time when that happened. Tell John hi for me. Will do, your buddy John.

Yeah, my new best friend. I can't believe you went on his stream and you yucked it up with him for an hour. It was longer than that, it felt like. It was a long time. I got to tell you, hell of a nice guy. I don't know what your problem is. Oh, boy, here we go. He was nothing but gracious.

He told some great stories. I thought he was interesting. Fingernails, I told him. He's got to get those things tripped. He's got to clean those things up a little bit. But other than that, great guy. That's the only thing. Halve a nice guy.

It's just his fingernails. How of a nice guy. You can find. Okay. Yeah, hell of a nice guy. Sure. Go subscribe to Studdery John Melendez's Patreon. If you want to go see the full episode.

All right. Sounds good. You know, you were doing. your consequence, if I recall. I was. While we were doing that and you were cheating through the whole thing. That's not true. I listened to the Bill's shout song 120 times in a row.

Okay. So here's the question. I asked you this question on that stream. You wanted to originally do that with Joe, what's the name, Joey C? Joey C. Joey C. And I said leave, because I'm the people's champ, I said leave it up to the people. Yeah.

Let them decide. And they said, no, you can't do that. That is cheating. So instead, the next day, you decided to break the spirit of the edict that was given to you by the listeners and had Lorenzo Ariola. Well, who was my first guest? Hold on, if you're upset about this, who was my first guest on the street? Me, because I'm allowed to come on to glow.

Yeah, I'm allowed to come on to glow. But then I left. I wasn't going to sit there with you with listen to that shit. You were supposed to sit there and take your medicine. Vito Diswaldi, Tony McThe Movies. Yeah. Lorenzo Ariola. Who else came out?

Oh, Craig from a very good show. and Blind Mike Project, who else was on? Yeah. It was star studded. It was star studded. But it was supposed to just be you. Oh, you never said that. See, you got to make the rules.

You know what? You know what I'm going to do now? All I do is, I had to stream myself, listen to that song for two hours. And I did. Here's what's going to happen now because you cheated. What? Here's what I'm going to be. Here's what I'm going to do.

Here's what I'm going to do. When I'm done with the show today, I'm going to text my buddy John, a picture of you in the cow bikini for your show for tomorrow. because I'm sure he'll love to pull it up and show it to you on the stream and just rub that in your face. Come on. I would let John have that moment on you. How do you think? What do you think about that? You know, Vinny, do your worst.

Do your worst, buddy. I'm not going to do that to you. Come on. Come on. It would be really fucking funny, though. All right, Carl, we have a game to play. I've been calling him caller, and then I find out he does wear a bikini. I called it.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. He's very, I called it all along. I'm telling him to call you cowl from now on. Oh. That might catch you. I'm not, though.

Oh, boy, the thought of that just made this fat heart stop beating for a second. Which was more than a second. I earned that. So I won last week. That means that this week I get to go first. And this week's competition was inspired by a little trip I had this weekend to a place called Zubru. Oh, you went to the Zubru? I went to the Zubru, which in Rochester,

You could walk around the zoo and watch drunk people and look at the animals, you know. And as I was looking around, I realized there was a lot of places for mischief for these employees. Uh-huh. And I thought maybe we should look into the world of zoos. And it opened up a whole new world to me. I did not realize that private zooing and like these private farms and all the stuff that people have are out there. This is like a cesspool. It is like a culture of psychos.

Well, I think we all learned that from Tiger King. Well, yeah, but I didn't really pay much. much attention. I turned that off halfway through. Okay. All right. I don't know if I ever finished Tiger King. Well, did he get away with it? No, I think he's still in prison. Oh, okay. Also, I think there was a Tiger King, too, that nobody watched.

I know I didn't. And I think there's also a Carol Baskin thing, too, that they put out. Like, Netflix really tried to get more documentaries on this, and it just did not work out for them. And they stopped making trailer park boy season. So, you know, fuck you Netflix. Fucking Netflix. All right, you ready to get this thing started? Ring that bell. Carl, my creep today made national news. National. Wow.

The whole world. I'm already excited. He put the spotlight. Did you just say the whole world? The whole world was watching this one, buddy. You know what national means, Vinny? Yeah. Well, and international.

I was getting there. I was getting there. All right. I think I have a drop for this. Oh, no. Somewhere, yep. Oh, boy. Retard alert.

Retort alert, class. All right. So what was the whole world watching? I heard that. I heard that one fair and square. What was the whole world watching? All right. My crew today, this guy was a Vietnam War veteran, Carl.

And you know what he did in the Vietnam War? He was the guy who sat on the side of the helicopters firing the machine gun at villages. Dude, that's the coolest job you could have right there. Yeah. I don't think it does a lot for your mental health. Probably not. But you've got to think about that. So Vietnam ends.

Now video games start getting invented, and you're like, oh, this is not even near as cool as I was doing. You have to fast forward to 40 years to get to a part where you could actually play a video game where you're just, they have that game, right? Where you just murder. If your grandpa walks in on you playing Call of Duty and doesn't flinch, he was a pussy in the war. Right. Good point. Yes. Now, he had a lifelong love of exact animals, Carl, and he spent his life after he got out of the military.

Basically collecting displaying and renting animals for events. Okay. Now, he didn't have proper licenses to be doing any of this, Carl, especially like the displaying part, like going out and doing those kitten cuddle parties and things like that. He didn't have any real legal stuff. He borrowed a license from somebody else and faked his way through it. And he was also an avid lover of guns, Carlos.

You can imagine somebody who was shooting helicopters, you know, shooting people from a helicopter for a couple years, you know, might become... You guys have fond memories of gunplay, for sure. You become fond of them. Yes. And in 2008, well, before that, he opened up his own home zoo in Zanesville, Ohio. The place was named the Ohio Animal Escape, which... I don't think the word escape should ever be in the name of a zoo, but...

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, and it's a pretty on-the-nose name after when we get to what we're going to talk to. And I would say that this man qualified by 2008 is more of an animal hoarder than a zoo. newkeeper. All right. Well, you just disqualified yourself, but go ahead. No, no. I did not because he, trustee, we're going to get there. He gets arrested

on federal gun charges in 2008, Carl. Possession of a machine gun, possession of a firearm without serial numbers. He was possessed convictions for possessing a firearm without a serial number. The charge stemmed from the same search of Thompson's property in 2008, where they found several firearms that did not have serial numbers,

machine guns that are illegal, sub-machine guns that were illegal and he had a Mac 10 as well as other firearms. So he had basically an arsenal and a whole zoo on this property. I bet he was very popular too. He pled guilty to all these charges in 2010

and got one year in prison. Now, he blamed his bitch wife for turning him in on the gun thing. He doesn't know who turned, he didn't know who turned in, but he blames his wife and their relationship was not good. he's in federal prison for a year he had to hire somebody to come and take care of these animals

sure she stayed there a year later in october when he gets out she's long gone smart she moved out so now he's there filled with rage the memories of the cried babies at the birdie villages in vietnam in his head memories and on october 18 2011 terry thompson decided to go around releasing all of his animals in his collection.

Okay. Now, sounds like a bad idea. Well, yeah. Let me tell you the list of the animals, Carl. I'm losing my spot.

Let's see. 18 Bengal Tigers, six black bears, two grizzly bears, two wolves, one monkey, one baboon, three mountain lions,

and 17 African lions, nine males and eight females. That sounds fun. Where was this again? Zanesville, Ohio. Nice. So he goes and he opens up all the cages and shoots himself in the fucking head.

Oh, cool. That's a funny way to go out. Yeah. So now all of his animals are everyone else's problem. I was just going to say, that's going to be the most interesting day to ever happen in Zanesville. He's missing it. And you wonder why. You want to stick around for that.

You wonder why the world was watching, Carl? Because nobody knew what to do. It first gets called in by a gentleman who walks, he has a horse farm next door to the sky, and he goes out to go feed his horses, and there's a fucking lion standing at the middle of the field eating a horse. Jesus. That's a bad day. So obviously, he goes back in his house. He starts calling 911. I see there's a big giant bear out there.

There's a lion. And they're like, what? I live by Terry Taught. Terry Thompson, like, oh. So now the police start showing up at the property. And as they get there, there are lions and tigers and bears. Oh, my, the police are going to do about this. Exactly.

They're not equipped to handle this at all. If there's a drunk bitch, she doesn't want to do field sobriety, yes, police can do that. There is 50 insanely dangerous animals right around this place. And so they didn't really know what to do. And I'm going to show you a couple of things. here, Carl, because I know how much you like to have some visual displays for your stories. Here's the sheriff discussing the situation. Here we go.

We had animals outside that fenced area along the road that were trying to get loose. I had deputies that had to shoot animals with their sidearms at close range. That's how volatile this situation was. We are not talking about your normal everyday house cat or dog. These are 300-pound Bengal tigers that we've had to put down. Hold on a second. Why is this guy exploiting this to us? Does he think we're that stupid?

Because what was happening? We know the difference between a house cat and a tiger, I think. I think this guy likes superbly. What I'm trying to say, though, is that animal supporters and animal rights people were calling the police station and blasting them, you're killing innocent animals, man. Oh, okay. They were calling and screaming and yelling at them for murdering these animals. But the fact of the matter is these animals are going to kill a lot of things.

Figgs. Yes. Whether it was humans, whatever it was. Fucking Jack Hanna was the Emeritus Director of the Columbus Zoo. They flew him to the scene of this. And they brought him out to explain to people, calm down. We had to fucking kill him. Or they could have gotten the crocodile hunter to just, like, probably jump on their backs

and ride them off the safety somewhere. Sticking their assholes till they fall asleep, whatever was he used to do. Right. So, Carl, let's hear a little bit more from the police officers that were on the scene. Now, they're shooting all these animals. as they're escaping, they set up a perimeter around it and as they're trying to get out, they're blasting it like it's nom again.

Well, I got to say for these police officers this is the most fun day they've ever had. They've got to be loving this. Just target practice for days. No, because here's the, what happened. At some point, they have to get up there to find out what else is up there and they have to get close to this house.

They have no idea. I don't want to do that. How many animals have to be released? I just want to stand back somewhere safe and shoot. I don't want to have to go. This guy right here is the dude who went up there. Listen to this. And let me tell you, this seals

why my guy is the biggest creep. Wait, do you hear this shit. Unable to approach the body until they had control of the animals. Okay, let me just add this. This guy just explained that he walked up towards the house and saw the body of Terry Taylor laying in front of the house

with a gun there and a pair of bolt cutters laying next to him. And a tiger pacing around his body. Okay. So they killed the tiger before they could get up close to his body and they were just like his body had been chewed up and been kind of mulled so they really didn't know what was going on yet did all these animals escaped did this guy let them go no one has any idea so this guy starts checking the cages

what do they think this tiger grabbed his gun and shot him who knows pretty obvious what happened they don't know because the body was so chewed up that he had put a bullet in his own head until after they examined the body they thought maybe he had his gun was trying to fight off the tigers. I'm just picturing the tiger pickups. They're going to be like, oh, look at, who's in the cage now, motherfucker? Yeah. Back up, bitch. Did you ever see the video Joe Exotic with that tiger like trying to get them? That shit's scary. These people are dumb as fuck. They're done their attention to the cages. We could see at least two or three lionesses that were inside. Drake Prouty would come up on my side, reach into the door, and then

attempt to shut the door, and then latch lock it. So we did this through several doors. We successfully. I look over and maybe three feet away from where the door is, there's a large hole that's cut in the chain link fence. As soon as I saw that, I remember the blue boat lock cutters that are laying beside Terry Thompson.

Wow. Not only did he make sure... Not only did he make sure that they couldn't lock the animals back up. He just made sure that they had multiple exit routes to get out. Which is really kind of insane super chat coming in.

Jerry, one of my customers as a lawyer in the 80s, he was hired to help a woman to get her kids back from CPS. They were taken because she had pet lioness in her backyard that would lick their kids' faces. Wow. These people are fucking us. By the way, Jerry, you're the man. Jerry is the fucking man.

Love you, Jerry. Hold on. Hold on. Jerry. Fuck yeah. That's for you. All right. Thanks for the 10 bucks. Here's another fun part of this. They have kind of accounted for

what they thought were the amount of animals that were there, right? Sure. But they realized there was still one tiger running around. Oh, boy. Listen to this story. Tell me if this is a fun day at work. We got to the point where we had one tiger left. We calculated an estimated dose based on what we thought this tiger.

Wade, and I took one gun and two darts with me. Wait, for a minute. They're letting the woman do it? This is an important job right here. You only get two chances at. I got, I got, and I think I know why. I think I know why. Why do you think?

Bate. Ah, okay, yep, good call. This is going to work. The most god-awful, you know, growl, roar comes out of this thing and it just leaps. The tiger went straight at her, and then the gunshots just rang. There are 48 animals that we had to put down. Those animals included one wolf, six black bears. two grizzly bears

nine male lions eight lionesses one baboon three mountain lions and 18 tigers fucking this woe is me motherfucker gets out of prison to start his life again

and decides to wreak utter fucking havoc on his town he doesn't know that the cops are going to be able to handle this he just knows that these animals are going to go out and fucking kill and he's like fuck it i don't care anymore i'm done fuck everybody else that's a creep ladies in general right and before i close it off i'm going to show you one picture and i really hope we don't get in trouble for this i'm only going to flash it on the screen for five seconds this was needless everybody oh boy that is completely needless all right so vini compelling presentation my friend hey did i do good as always you brought it tried but i brought it as well

this week. And yeah, everyone in the chat talking about Tiger King and Joe Exotic. I did not bring Joe Exotic, nor did I bring Carol Baskins. Because you already brought her once for some reason. I brought the biggest A-hole that was ever a part of that series. And that would be our boy Jeff Lowe. Oh, the dude with the fucking weird ass jeans. The B-Tasel jeans. That's the lot. He was arrested in Vegas back in 2018.

Guys, we're going to pick up this story. If you play my number one, we're just going to go in order with these videos. Okay, no problem. Hold on. I got you covered. Here we go. The events that led to Lowe's arrest began when animal control and city marshals descended on this Las Vegas home on Natalia court. When the city served a search warrant in November, they impounded a tiger, a lilacur, and this lemur. According to vet records, the two cubs were sick.

As part of the plea agreement, Lowe has to surrender the animals and pay $10,000 in restitution for their care. Are you allowed to feed fucking lemur's gummy worms? I was wondering the same thing. Like, this reporter's really getting into it. They actually got the lemur that was taken off of this guy's property? Tell us, Mr. Leamer, are you feeling okay?

So he's living in a pretty nice place in Vegas. He's got some fun animals. And why does he have these animals, my track number two? Boom. He kept his exotic cubs at a home he rented near Tropical and Rainbow, charging a fee for private interactions

with the baby animals without the required permits or inspections. On his website, he was also advertising the jungle bus, which would pick people up on the strip and take them to a top secret hideout to play with tigers. This guy's really stupid. So he's up to a bunch of illegal shit that he's advertising on his website. It's top secret. Don't tell nobody. By the way, this is very secret because everything we're doing is illegal.

So please. Keep it on the DL. That guy, this is exactly what I assumed that. guy would be doing. Yep. I remember this dude. I remember this dude. Yeah, this guy's a piece of shit and he's so indignant about it.

So my third video talks about he was not taking care of these animals probably. The two weren't feeling good, I heard. Yeah. They're breaking the bond between mother and cub and they're putting the well-being of the animal second to their ability to make money off of them. The city's vet records show Vegas and Paisley were both underweight when they were discovered by animal control. Both had severe diarrhea, UTI infections due to faecal contamination, Giardia, which can be passed on to humans,

and pancreatic conditions requiring lifelong treatment, which they will get in this southern Nevada sanctuary. And the animals weren't all that was taken from Jeff Lowe's house. And so I'm aware of the firearms, you've got ATF problems. I'm not even comfortable with him on the street, period. This city property report shows Marshall's impounded multiple seven, semi-automatic handguns and rifles at Lowe's home. The firearm belongs to...

No, no, no, no. Mr. Lowe, don't talk about the firearms at all. That's his attorney. That's his attorney. Go ahead. What do we say about talking about the firearms firearms? X-Nay-A-R-Arms Faye, please. So they found all these guns, and Jeff Lowe's going, listen, I was just holding those for a buddy. I was like, no, shut up! Shut up!

Don't say anything, you moron. The answer is what guns. That's the answer. Jeff, you-Duby. I have to say, Vinny. I find that these baby tigers, these cubs, Very cute. And I wouldn't mind petting one of them, but not that they have watery diarrhea.

That just, that's a turnoff for me. I don't want to hang out with any animal that has watery diarrhea. Sounds awful. You know, while I was researching this, Carl, you're German, right? I am, yeah. Yeah. My family was. Yeah.

I don't want to break this to you. But obviously my go-to here was looking for like bestiality cases at the zoo. And, uh, obviously my go-to. Yeah. Well, it's on brand for the show. One of the things I found out when you brought up the thing about how he was having the private parties, right? Yeah. The private tiger parties come on out, whatever.

Do you know that in Germany there's animal brothels? I did not know that. Yeah, I was trying to get the details on this. But apparently there's zoophilic tourism to Germany because of that. So I just thought you would want some more shame to throw to people. What types of animals are in these brothels? I don't know. I can tell you.

Probably cute ones. If anybody in the chat knows about or has been to one of these animal brothels in Germany, please. That's right, Kenneth Pogue. Let us know. You know the game they used to play on. Let me answer that day. The answer is Google. You empty-headed dipshit.

The game they used to play on Adam Carolla show, they might still play it, is Germany or Florida. They would read some crazy story. And it either took place in Germany and Florida that's very difficult to tell the difference with what people are up to. Okay, moving on my fourth video. So what he decides to do, since, you know, he's got these animals in his house in Vegas, like, we can't do that. It's like, fine, I'll just move out of Vegas. So he leaves Vegas.

I will get away from these federal charges by moving. Right. But that's where his customers are. So there is a little bit of an issue here. He's got to figure out. Lowe wouldn't talk on camera. Over the phone, he acknowledges he still comes to Las Vegas but said it's just to do private parties with lucrative

celebrity clients. He says he still rents homes here and admits he brings tiger cubs into hotel suites by rolling them through casinos in suitcases. Get the fuck out of here. This fucking guy he never learns. He's just like all right, I'm not allowed to bring people to my house.

Then I'll just bring the cubs of the people. Fine. You win. Government. Yeah, that's not a good way to raise tigers. Throw a minute out of the luggage. Well, he's not good raising tigers and lions as we're about to find out in my fifth video here okay okay see so when they're this size video of low on facebook contradicts what he said to us on the phone he told us he bottle feeds his big cats from birth and no one is more knowledgeable about them than he is when they get too

big he says he retires them to his USDA licensed greater winniewood exotic animal park in oklahoma where he says they live safe and healthy lives but the video shot by a british media company shows Lowe being mauled by one of his lions. I mean, I didn't think he was going to kill me, but you never do. You know, he was a bottle-raised baby, and just today he just wasn't in the mood to be played with. After the attack, he adds, let's not let the guests see the blood. Lowe is currently under investigation by the USDA and controversy has followed him for years. Lowe says he also exhibits animals in Las Vegas on private plains and tribal land where he claims the long arm of the law can't reach him.

He calls our local laws overreaching and reactionary, saying the entire system out here is anti-business and corrupt. What a piece of shit. Wait a second. They're anti-business in Las Vegas. I've been to Vegas. There's a lot of businesses there. I'm going to go ahead and just tell you something, Jeff. The motto of the city is what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Yes. They don't give a fuck what you do. It's pretty relaxed. Apparently you might be crossing some lines, sir, for them to be that upset with you. So you'll notice that he said. He goes, look, I raise these cubs, bottle feed them, and then when they get too big, they go to the zoo that I have in Oklahoma. And it's a great place.

They live great lives. let's find out that's true because this is a presentation from Shark showing animals respect and kindness and what these guys do is they fly drones around sound like animal fuckers to me no they're not animal fuckers they have very cool drones that they fly around these private zoos to see what they're up to and report on it it's important that people see just how badly the lows animal victims were treated it's horrible I wish everyone who supports animal captivity would spend a few hours in those cages. Unless you've been incarcerated in a Viet Cong prison camp,

I don't think you can possibly imagine what it would be like to be confined to this environment for weeks, months, years, for as long as you live. Below's victims also suffered from inadequate shelter from inclement weather. A tarp does very little to protect an animal from the ravages of an Oklahoma winter, home a winter, and the winter of early

2021 was particularly brutal. Our observations sometimes uncovered physical ailments like an apparent hip problem for this lioness. So this is not good. This is not humane. Well,

I'm just going to say something. You're telling me that your guy's a creep for keeping animals in cages. My guy was a creep for letting them out. That's all I'm going to say. I don't know why you do this all the time, Benny. I do what to bother you and it works every time.

This is how I ice you, Carl. This is me icing you, dude. It's a game. All right. Let's keep it going. So apparently, just not a fan of this group shark filming him and his zoo as we're about to find out. Whether it's legal or not,

you'll shoot the drone down. Yes. I'll face the repercussions if I'll shoot the drone down. The lows turn the entire property. into an oversized garbage can, and the garbage extended right to their front door. The remains of animal carcasses were strewn about, mixed with other trash, including containers

of various chemicals that were visible on the surface of the standing water. Breezes coming off the property carried an ungodly stench. So this is brutal. These animals are just dying and they're just letting them rot right there. They're burning them in pires, And they're just letting these animals and the bones and carcasses just rot away and stink up the place. So do you think the animals really care that it smells like dead things?

Don't they like that? Isn't that like fucking perfume to that? It smells like decomposing animals while they're in their little cage and they can barely walk around it. I'm sure it's a lot of fun for them. Okay. I sure they're digging it. As long as they're having fun. So this is funny.

This is just a fun clip that I have for us. So Jeff's son, Taylor, he's going to take. these drones out. Oh, no. Jeff Lowe's son Taylor spent days shooting at Sharks' drones, but his incompetence was frankly embarrassing. I publicly advised him to close his eyes when he pulled the

trigger to improve his chances of hitting something. On May 18th, the federal government finally came in to remove the exotic cats from the Lowe's zoo from hell. our drone filmed as cage after cage made its way to trailers and an opportunity for these poor animals to finally enjoy better lives. Yeah, I'm sure they're loving this. Well, at least they're getting them out of these tiny little cages. Yeah.

All right. This last clip I have is pretty brutal because they're not doing a good job of keeping this zoo up the way that it needs to be. Yeah, I think we've established that. Yeah. Because the lows had turned the property into a dump, there were tons of flue. flies, far more than would be otherwise present. Tons of flies means vicious fly strikes, wherein the insects eat into host animals and they lay eggs inside. The eggs hatch into maggots who eat their hosts flesh. This leads to infection, illness, and death. There were so many

flies that the concentration was even visible to our drones from the air. This camel was clearly tormented by the flies as it constantly moved and contorted in a vain effort to keep them away. What is this fucking asshole even have a camel for? I know, this poor camel. What the fuck is this camel even doing? You can't

fucking wheel that a kid baby camel in a suitcase? I think I'm going to just won with the fact that these animals have maggots being born inside their skin and that eating them away in their skin. Now, well, listen man, the conditions of where this guy, my guy had his shit was probably on par with this.

out probably yeah we don't know 100% it was way worse everybody it was way way worse documented footage of it so worse it was so much worse but i have a kicker vini do you know what jeff low is up to these days because you don't really hear about him anymore probably tv stuff so back in uh what was that 2021 they finally came in and took away all of his animals and he's no longer allowed to own any type of exotic animal okay ever again in the united states so he said fine I'll go to Mexico. Minnie, can you pull up a web browser right now? I'm probably good.

I want you to check out the Instagram page that is Instagram.com slash Tiger King Park. This motherfucker and his wife have decided to go ahead and start up a whole brand new zoo in Mexico. And they are flaunting this shit. They are so proud of themselves. After all of his torture and abuse, this pompous douchebag goes down to Mexico. and look at this if you scroll through you'll see their daughter is playing with cubs

these tigers oh they're living by the beach yeah they're living it's close to Tulum wow it's unbelievable there's just there's so many images oh look at that cast of Tiger King oh yeah he's still promoting all of this stuff he's still a celebrity loves being a celebrity

his wife's always out there doing her thing man yeah she is I agree with that And not only that. Foxes, that's cute. I want to go. Not only that, Vinny. He's got a cockatoo.

This guy is working on a... Oh, three or four. He's working on a premium tequila called Tiger King Premium Tequila that he's advertising, too. So now you can buy Tiger King Tequila, Vinny. All right. I don't think I'm going to. Can you fucking believe this shit? The guy moved to Mexico and started up another zoo.

He found a guy who wanted to get a zoo started with him, and they started up another zoo. That's the only place to long arm or the law. gonna get you right forget tribal lands go to mexico how we gotta do is kick up to the cartels get the cartels a couple baby tigers for their mansions they're gonna love you the creepoff dot com is where you want to go to vote for carol this week who brought the creepiest zookeeper i would highly recommend you visit the creepoff dot com except i would go there and vote for viny and terry thompson the real

monster here you ready for who are these creepos never been more ready in my life laid on me baby who are these creepos who are these creepos that's like we've been doing on the show for many months now? The reason why we do this on the creepouts because we believe we have the greatest true crime podcast out there, aside from Sort of Scale. And we like to prove that by presenting the other true crime podcasts that are out there. Oh, yeah, we got some super chance to catch up on. No, you're all right. We'll hit them after. There's nothing pressing.

Okay. So what we do is we take down the other true crime podcast one at a time and prove that we are superior. And I do that by pulling clips and presenting to you what these other true crime podcasts are up to. And it's usually no good. It's usually drunk women with gay guys, reading Wikipedia pages, giggling about nonsense, unlistenable. This one today that I present to you is a very different style show. Check out the premise of this podcast. Okay.

Welcome to Virtual Criminality. I'm Ian Higton. And in this podcast, I combine two of my greatest passions, video gaming and true crime, into one gruesome hole. Each episode of virtual criminality will focus on a different video game villain and I'll be presenting their fictional stories as fact in the style of a true crime podcast. That means along with all the usual, gory serial killer stuff

that you'd expect from a real-world true crime podcast, there'll also be times when we get to explore not only the fantastical but the supernatural too. So if like me you're into true crime, video game theories and, creepy pastors, you, my friends, have come to the right place. Well, I'm not, and you're a dummy. Virtual criminality is the name of this show. And basically what he's doing, he likes video games. So he's picking out one of the bad guys from a video game.

And then presenting as if everything that he did is real. It's very similar, actually, to what you guys did on that pro wrestler episode of the creep off. The one you were on? Yes. Yeah. But I wasn't in on the joke, but you two were, you and Colin. So, okay.

Never mind, he's a genius. It's similar to that except for he's not joking. He really is presenting this very seriously, as you will hear. The case you're about to hear is going to seem far-fetched and unbelievable at first, and I should know, I thought the same when I first started researching it. But just as I did, you too will soon come to see that this investigation contains solid, undeniable, and irrefutable proof of the existence of an ancient abomination that's known simply as the Slender Man.

So after he does the disclaimer to start the show, hey guys, I'm just going to present this like it's real, but it's not, it's based on a video game, even as a spoiler, in case you haven't played the arrival of Slender Man, I'm going to give away some things that happen in it. Okay, um, I want to say this about Sunder Man,

but those two girls didn't murder that other girl because of Sunder Man. Sunder Man's not a true crime. There's nothing true crime about this. That's why this is so ridiculous. It's so ridiculous because he starts up by saying, none of this is real, it's all made up, this is all based on a video game, and then immediately transitions to,

guys, this story is unbelievable, but you got to believe me. I've done the research. You have to believe it. And yes, I know that this may sound far too absurd to be true, but I guarantee you that by the end of this episode, you will believe in the Slender Man too, and you will understand the true extent of his evil. So by the end of this,

we're all going to believe in Slender Man, something that was invented on something awful and became a video game and then a movie. So it's not a real thing that anyone should believe in. Thank you, Carwler. This is peak dork. This is peak dork. Yes. This is not good. This is not good. And he includes all these little details to make it seem like it's real. Stashed inside a rusty tin box that was jammed between two old shelving units, these letters had been lost for over a hundred years. But in May 2010, after returning from their trip, the explorers scanned the contents of the box and uploaded the images to the R Old Letter Subreddit, where they can still be found to this day. So, like, hold a second.

So now all these letters that don't actually exist are on a subreddit somewhere. So I looked up this subreddit, the subreddit does exist. These letters don't. Okay. But he's providing these details here, and he gets really descriptive. Now, Letter one, up, up, down. down B-Swift. What the fuck, man? So dumb. Listen to how he describes a drawing that was written, that was drawn by a child

that is found in this stash of letters. Here it's sketched out using the same black ink that Rose had used to write her diary entry. But due to its age and the water damage, the once straight lines are now smudged and faded. Just above the chapel, Rose has drawn two fluffy clouds, while in front of it on the left-hand side of the page is a large four-petaled flower, which is possibly a reference to the wildflowers that Maggie mentioned in her letter to Rose. This is so unlistenable. This is all made up shit based on a video game.

The video game's got to be way more exciting than this, right? I would hope. This is like if Robin Leach was the biggest dork on earth. What is that voice and the delivery on this? I know. Well, it's professional. I'll give him that. He sounds professional.

Fair enough. But the content itself. I like someone in the chat put American Cupcake. Episode 6, Wario. Is Wario related to Mario and Luigi? It seems that way. Stay tuned and you will find out. You will not believe what Wario has been up to.

All right. Listen to the fucking unnecessary details that he puts into this description. All right. This next letter is from Frieda Matheson's sister, Francisco. And in order for it to be a part of this collection, it would have had to have been posted by Francisco from her hometown of Hewbach, Germany. Its faded words are written in black ink on yellowing paper that bears the signs of having been crumpled up into a ball at some point in the past. However, its surface also still bears the straight, deep fog lines from when it would

have traveled across the seas in an envelope. And that's where I tapped down, Benny. I'm sorry, I couldn't take any more of this. What the hell is he supposed to be? That's my last clip. virtual criminality is the dumbest premise I've ever heard very poorly executed it's it's terrible unlistedable horse shit we're better than them you know what I want to say to that guy go suck your mother yeah haven't dropped that in a while

what did that say go suck your mother I thought that's what it said Jesus it's inappropriate I'm not a nice guy all right so I guess that he's were done with who are these creeps today I am done awesome that's enough

Hey, let's hit those super chats real fast. We got a couple covered Ed. We got to go up a head of Jerry because you missed a few. Oh, okay. This is for Jess, $2 from De La. Nope, sorry, missed it. It'll appear in your pay, Jess. I have two pets.

Am I considered a zoo owner? Yes, you are. In fact, I'm changing my creep to De La. Finally, we agree on a creep. Dude, do you know, okay. I've never busted his balls on this show. The creep-offer, the creep-off after show is happening still. Oh, good.

It's Beloni and De La and a couple other people. Nice. I thought, but he left that show. I'm glad to hear that. I don't know. I think he was back. Somebody else, Sal, Lami. I don't fucking know.

Okay. They invited me on. I got like the link and I decided, you know what? I'll show up for a minute. Sure. And I pop in. I sat in the waiting room for 15. minutes. Come on. They got up and took a bathroom break. He got up and took a bathroom break and I was

sitting there going right here. Like, hello. So you never got on the show? Never got out of the show. That's hilarious. I like those guys. I like those guys even more now. Yeah, the show's way better without me. That's awesome. Hey, we're just talking about Manny. Mani muskets. Thanks for the two bucks. We love you, Mani. I think the Mr. Hads video was filmed in a brothel. I think it was just filmed at a barn. I think so, too. Daylaw, $5. Carl, can you own tie? Tigers in Florida. He said, no, he says you can own tigers in Florida. Please invite Vinny.

They do have Panthers down where I live. That's an interesting idea. Well, I hope you do. I hope you get some because I know that will end perfectly. Well, my pet alligator will take care of any Panthers to try to fuck with me. General Ocean Wolf of the Tuki Taliban, thanks for the $2. He says, Tuki World Order, we cannot be stopped. I'm all in.

Listen, give me a two T-shirt. I'm in, the T-WO. We bow to Tuki, our overlord. Don't blame me. I voted for Cardiff. Uncle Sammy Pooh, thanks for the dollar 99. I hope Jeff Flo drinks the water in Mexico. Agreed. Yeah, then he could have the runny diarrhea or something. William Loney Esquire, thank you for the $2.

Says, remember to spay, neuter your pets, and vote for Vinny. All good. Is that the real Bill Loney? Has he just gotten fancier? I think so. I think so. I think so. Might be his richer uncle. It's fine. It's time for some voicemails, Carl. Let's do it.

The Krip-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. It's that time once again for the great New York State Fair, or as the Kearnies call it, homecoming. See you in Syracuse. You got any car? I don't. I was just checking. I don't have any this week.

Here we go. Let's see. A deal of consequences idea. Grow a mullet. The winner gets to decide how long you keep it. Thank you. Bye. No, but I would say forever.

That would be my choice if it was up to me. Hey, according to McBird 87, Hypocrisy Police is watching us right now, Vinnie. Hey, John. Hey, Mr. Melendez. Hope you're having a good day. See tomorrow at 6 p.m. Mr. Melendez. Yeah.

We'll be doing our show. John, I'm going to be sending you a picture of Carl in a bikini for your show tomorrow. Kyle bikini. Keep an eye out on your Twitter. It's coming your way, buddy. Get this motherfucker. You're the worst. Get them, John.

You're the worst. Get them, John. John, you know, with friends like you, John, John, John, the leprud's like you. Get up, John. You're an asshole. Kick his ass. You're the worst person. Fuck.

Guys, we got to reconsider the forehead tattoo punishment. I mean, how funny would it be that the loser or the winner gets the right, whatever they want on the loser's forehead in Sharpie, and then the loser has to go to somewhere public like Walmart, or maybe like go to a McDonald's and order food and eat it there? Just something like that With whatever the winner wants on their forehead Fucking hilarious

Wait, hold on a second I'll be back He thought the most humiliating part Would be going to Wendy's With a tattoo on your forehead Like all the employees have that Why would that be embarrassing? A guy gave me a McFlurry the other day

And a tear drop tattoo What's the problem? Yeah, it's pretty normal now All right, we got another one Hey, you know Let's pause for a second Because we need to discuss consequences You have one outstanding consequences

I did, that's correct You cleared the other one I did. Okay. So you agree that I did clear that consequence. Well, no, I'm going to let you clear it because I'm giving John the picture of you in the bikini. Oh, come on. For his show, and that's going to be the cap of that.

I love you just change the rules as we go. You just keep changing the rules. It's great. You changed the rules. I did not. You broke the spirit of the game card. That's not true. All you said.

You will be held accountable, sir. Let me ask you a question. You cannot defile the creep off like that and get away with it. Do you remember what your first consequence was? maybe your third you had to sit and listen for 12 hours straight to Opie, stuttering John

Patrick Michael I did Maddox and what happened we came over to the studio we were hanging out we were hanging out with this shooting the shit Okay fine

I should have said you had to listen to the bill song for 12 hours and I would have allowed some visitors You had two hours you baby Just keep changing the rules on me I bet well listen I was going to offer you an out on your Gary thing but now I'm not going to.

All right. Apologize. Apologize for once. What am I apologizing for? Cheating. Apologize for cheated. What you did not cheat? You were the first guest I had on this story.

Apologize for cheating. Stop it. Please apologize. You stop it. Come on. Say you're sorry, baby. Come on. Hold on, hold on.

Stop it. Mr. Trump says to please stop. President Trump. So I have a proposition for you. I thought about this because I know you and Brian Johnson going to Gary. And like I know you did it because you were peer pressured. and you're going to put it off for forever. But I do know something that you are going to go do

that I can make very, very uncomfortable for you. Okay. So here is my proposition. In lieu of Gary, Indiana, I happen to know you have tickets to New Era Field to go see the Buffalo Bills that hack, piece of shit team, go up against my Miami Dolphins. This year.

October 1st. October 1st, which is like a month and a half way. I believe it's High Mark Stadium now. Is it? Jesus. Even worse. Oh, hi Mark. Stadium.

Oh, hi, Mark. Welcome to the Billsfield. I did not need to. To a jersey. To a Jersey to the Bills game. I have to wear a Tua jersey to the Bills game. Yeah, in the stadium. Yeah.

Okay. Let's talk about this. Yeah, you're going to be found dead. So, Vinnie will not go to a Buffalo game when the Dolphs come to town, which happens every year. Nope. Because those people. are nuts. Bill's fans are fucking crazy.

No, you're not crazy. You're assholes. Well, they're also crazy. You're garbage people. They get very drunk. They jump through tables. They catch up and mustard on each other. And they beat up fans of the opposing team.

What do you say, two jerse? So what you're doing is once again, and I have to explain this, because I find this fascinating. Whenever you're given a choice about my consequence, it almost always includes physical harm to me. Like, you literally want me to get,

beat up, which is weird. It's a weird thing because I thought we were friends. And yet you're always just like, all right, well, let's see. How can we torture Carl? Okay, fine. How about this? How about this? You know what? How about this? You know, you, you can't handle it. Listen, I've gone to the stadium wearing dolphin stuff. Yeah. I've had people try to fight me. I've had people grab me. I've had beers thrown at me. And I laugh even harder in your fucking piece of shit bill faces and by the way you owe me for that beer that was seven bucks still mad about that with inflation now yeah yeah with this new stadium deal they're 17 Jesus piece of shit team I guess the dolphin fans all get out unscathed this time well I've had it happen to me but

I mean I'll tell you what you can wear a jacket but you have to spend at least one quarter with the with the jersey outside of your shirt out outside that you can put a jacket back on or or you wear the jacket until Miami takes the lead and then you take it off and then everybody throws stuff on you all at once that'll be good okay viny i will consider this this is a serious punishment as you know i'm a huge bills fan i go with my friends every year and the dolphins are our biggest rivalry and wearing a dolphins i mean i wouldn't even be able to put on a uh patriots jersey i have to kill myself you know it's even you know it's more harrowy to do like if they win you have to take the jacket off as you walk out of the stadium.

Oh, God. If the dolphins win the game, I have to skip out of there cheering. Well, no, when the dolphins win the game. You have to be bouncing as high as you can with those feet. Okay. I mean, take that under consideration. I'd love to see people's feedback on that. I don't want to be accused.

Okay. I just thought it would be fun everybody to watch Carl's eyes. It is fun. And we could definitely film it and we could see what happens. So it would be, we would definitely come back with better content than a trip to Gary would be. Oh, I feel like you would have a real bad afternoon. I'm trying to ruin the bills for you. I don't know if anybody's noticed.

I've noticed that. I'm trying to do you a favor. Like the kid who got caught smoking, I'm trying to get you never to want to do it again. Yep. I understand. Put me in the closet. Voice mails. Oh, yeah, I got this one.

So, here we go. Holy shit, guys. So I'm a first-time caller, but a long-time listener. And the reason why I'm calling is because I have to tell you guys this. So the last week on your scum parade, you talked about a story about Jatsy and Martin and her roommate who not only had sex with a 16-year-old girl, but then also had sex with a dog, which not only do I know Jaffeine and Martin, she was my old babysitter from like 10 years ago, and we lived like a street away from each other. And not only that, I currently work with her and just solve her the other day. Holy shit. So, I guess she's not in jail at the moment, not sure why.

But now I have so many questions to ask her, because this is such a weird way to find out that your old babysitter is a weird dog sucker is from a podcast you've been listening to for three years. That is in New York. That is nuts. Like, first of all, what greed was a dog? I'd ask her spit or swallow. Was it a great day? I'd need to know these details. What gender is.

what's a dog because not only did her roommate, the guy had sex with the dog, but also a 16 year old girl or whoever the gender or age of that person was, but like I got to know how this dynamic worked out. All right. That's all I have to say.

oodles. Wow. Small world, eh? It sounds like you don't need our help. He's got all the questions. Already loaded up, so that's good. Yeah. Could you get her on the show for us? That's what I was just going to say, too. I'm like, I would love for her. If you want to know what to say to her, just say, hey, There's this pockettails, dude.

They'd love to talk to you. Let's see if we can get her on the show. Yeah, and we'll start off with some easy ball questions with her. Like, hey, what are your thoughts on Jeff Dunham? Yeah, we'll ask her about Jeff Dunham. We'll see if she likes my teeth or not. And then we'll move on to the hard-hitting stuff. Oh, I want Jad Zia Martin on the show.

That's crazy, man. Jad Zia. Okay, so going to Gary in is pretty dumb, right? All right, yeah, thank you. Here's an idea. Luser has to buy a piece of property in Gary. Worst $50 I ever spent Oh, that's funny

That's a good idea I wonder what I could get in Gary, Indiana It can't be that expensive, right? Does it make you like a lord? Like if you buy land in Scotland I'm a landowner here Oh shit Fowle before me

Okay, what else we got? Hey guys, your old pal D-P I normally don't notice When there's things that need to be corrected Or mistakes made But this one, this one kind of got me in the fields, Carl You see, it wasn't Hulk Hogan getting put in the Hall of Fame that started the whole Thunder and Paradise thing. No, it was a handsome, brave, charming man of medium height and penis length with a slightly nasally voice

who loves you guys and called in and said, hey, do Thunder in Paradise. It's going to be fucking great. Thank you. That man. That man deserves a lot of kudos. In fact, most of the kudos. That and the guy that sent in the handsome motherfucker that sent in the DVDs, that one wasn't me, by the way. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

But whoever sent you guys the fucking videos deserve infinity blowjobs. And now that you've got the actual show on DVD, like the show show, I hope you're ready for the world's greatest fucking TV theme song in the world. Thank you. Fuck you by. We're watching it today, buddy, right after this show. It's fantastic. It's my favorite show right now. Hey, Carl, you know how we were trying to record the bonus episode on Friday.

which was Hulk Hogan's 70th birthday, by the way. Oh, happy birthday, Happy birthday, Hulkster. And we were having some technical problems because of the file formatting that we had to use for this. So I reconverted them. I have them ready to go today. But one of the things we were discussing, we got to get our hands on Thunder and Paradise merch, Carl. Oh, right.

Yes, because I want Thunder, the boat. Yeah. And I'm sure it doesn't exist. I'm sure they didn't make this. But maybe they did. Did you look it up? You took eBay or anything? I looked up some stuff.

and I, coincidentally, some fortune fell in my lap this week. What? Here's what's going on, right? No wonder you're in a good mood. We got to find somebody who's got a 3D printer who could make us thunderboats. Mr. Hanna. Mr. Hanna. We need some thunderboats.

But there has never been a Randolph Hurricane Spencer action figure. No? No. But I found this Hulk Hogan figure that I think that if I find the right person can customize properly, maybe add an eye patch. Okay. Oh, yeah, that looks like Spencer to me. Yes, it does. He's got an America bandana on.

He's all ready to go. Been looking for any excuse to buy a toy. That's the greatest Hulk Hogan figure I've ever seen. It's pretty sweet. I bought it immediately. Nice. All right, Carl, I guess that's all the voicemails for this week. That would make a time for a scum parade.

Scum parade. of these fuck charades that these creeps have made Scum parade Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid

fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat scum parade Minnie Yo There is a three bedroom two bath square foot house in Gary

Indiana that is selling for $1.195 million dollars. How is that possible? How the fuck is that possible? Who lives there? The fucking king of Gary Indiana? All right. I might have been wrong about property value. Gary.

It seems like it's a little bit more. Oh, it's an up and coming. It's an up and coming. Yeah. Right. Listen, man. They're going to need a fucking gentrified machine. Yeah. It's going to take a lot. It's going to take a lot of work. fucking town is all like falling apart every picture i've seen like every building yeah looks like your mouth hey oh oh that was i called for her where that come from the new zinke is it me

all right let's start in chicago very close to gary indiana chicago started in a very popular seafood restaurant a place called algari seafood uh some folks were visited from michigan and ohio And a gentleman by the name of Claudius Payne was there with his family trying to enjoy dinner. And apparently these tourists, Carl, nobody likes a tourist, right? No, it's generally annoying when tourists show up. Yeah, nobody's happy about a tourist, unless you are a tourist, that you're thrilled. But these folks were having too good of a time for old Claudius, Carl. Okay.

Now, they were being a little loud, maybe having some drinks. And Claudius approached the table and told the group that he, He found them being loud to be very disrespectful. All right. Good for him. That's the way that you settle these things. You talk it out. He then complained to a manager who spoke with the tourist table.

Probably don't have to do that, but okay. But you know what? The group partying on, Carl. Oh, come on, guys. They didn't settle down. And I don't know who the creep is here. Do they not know the Chicagoans keep it real? Did they not get the memo on that?

I believe this is the definition of fuck her out and find out right here. he became so angry Claudius did he flipped a large tray filled with seafood onto one of the men fun yeah he demanded food fight all right we're up to a good start that everyone at that table pay for him and his family's dinner for disturbing them sure you guys were so loud

disrespectful you're paying for all of our meals and a guy said no so he flips a fucking plate of food on everybody that's when the article says the pricity stuff began Okay. Prosecutors say Payne that lifted his shirt to display a handgun in his waistband. As the diners tried to calm him down, he pulled the gun from his pants line and pistol whipped one of the tourists of the face. See, these guys got to experience the real Chicago.

This is the story you want to tell. I wouldn't be surprised if Payne actually works for the Chicago Tourist Board because this is what you want to have happen. How was Chicago? Oh my God, it was so authentic. It was the real Chicago experience. Yeah, I get the cast off in about three weeks. Oh my God At that point

Another member of the tourist party Took out their own credit card And said hey listen I'll pay for the fucking food dude Settled out He went to the cashier So he could pay for the Payne family's meal Surveillance video allegedly showed pain

Following the man to the register With the gun at his hand The police were alerted by a 911 caller Who begged them to get to the restaurant Before someone got shot They arrested Payne about a block away But cops never found the gun The victims identified pain as the offender

they said almost all of the events were captured on the restaurant's surveillance recordings. I'm sure he was a legal gun owner. I'm sure he's being a responsible legal gun owner, Benny. Payne has pled guilty to three counts of attempted armed robbery and unlawful use of a weapon by a felon. Oh, that's not good. And he received a 10-year sentence for robbery, and it occurred three-year term for a gun charge. So the good news is in Chicago, he's receiving a 50% sentence reduction for good behavior and credit for time served. Also, the other fun...

Let's get him back out of it. on the street. The other fun detail is they dropped the charge where they gave me an ankle bracelet and he just took it off. I'm always shocked to hear that someone with an ankle bracelet's able to just take it off and go out and do shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never heard that before. But they clashed with his Jordan, so, you know. Yeah, good point. All right, Houston, Texas, Carl, you read this story. I did. I was very confused by it. And I find this to be either brilliant or insanely stupid. Okay. In Houston. A man has been arrested and charged in the fatal shooting of another man on Tuesday in Green's Point. The suspect's nickname is Peewee. He's

52 years old. He's been charged with murder. The shooting was reported around 7.15 a.m. at a parking lot. The shooting victim whose identity has not been released was found suffering from a gunshot wound on the sidewalk. He was pronounced dead at the scene. A witness told investigators that the gunman fled the scene in a motorized wheelchair. See, this is what I like. This guy is not handicapped. He's handicapped. He's handicable of murder. hit that I don't have that didn't have that one

or anything out my bad but yeah that's it's either I don't think the guy was handicapped Carl oh really because when I saw the

headline I was like oh shit what did crippled Jesus do I haven't talked to him in a little while what's he up to I'm trying to figure this out because the victim

they said the victim was sleeping on the sidewalk at the time of the shooting so either this guy never mind this guy was in a wheelchair

and shot a fucking sleeping homeless guy is what happened here. All right. The problem is these ramps that we're building everywhere. Yeah. If stairs were the only option, these murderous wheelchair people

would be contained. We would know where they were. Ground floor. I agree. Stairs are a problem. No, stairs. The ramps are the problem, Vinny. No more ramps.

Oh. Let's put some obstacles in these people's way. I like the ramps. I'm a fan. Get away with too much for too long. Stairs are the problem, Carl. Stairs are the problem. All right.

I knew you wouldn't agree with me on that. Not even a little bit. So, Carl, let's move on to Dauphin County. They took a three... This woman in Pennsylvania, Carl. Oh, how much money would you spend to get revenge on someone? Like, you have to be... All of it.

All of it. Yes. Okay. If I have murderous rage in me, you can't put a sticker price too high on that. Okay. Well, this woman took a lift from Dawfington. Coffing County, Pennsylvania, three and a half hours to Kennedy Township, Pennsylvania, to shoot a family. Okay.

Now, this is what I was thinking when I heard this. We've all taken lifts before. Sure. Do you think you'd calm down over the course of a three and a half hour long ride? No. You think you'd get even more pent up and ready to go? It depends on the radio station's on. What radio station's on?

Yeah. Playing pop music in there for three and a half hours. And I'm like, oh, everyone's fucking dying. I'm just going to kill one bitch, but now everyone's got to go. are you playing stern what is this howard one oh someone's going to die oh someone's gonna die someone's gonna die thank goodness you don't play any of the centering john stuff on there anymore oh tried to sue serious x-out no it's bad now without john it's bad now without john it's bad i'm a john fan today i'm a john fan always first last it forever it's right buddy it's my pal

what was what was your favorite bit that i did on the stern show go uh i think my favorite bit john did on the stern show huh i liked it when he stole the booie puppet that was brilliant I hate you right now. I hate you so much. What? It was good. That was pretty good, wasn't it, Vinny? Yeah.

It was pretty good, John. I thought of that all by myself. Really? Oh, yeah. What were you doing that day that you came up with the idea? Most of the funny things that you heard on the Stern show was because of me. Okay. Some people say I was a call screener, but that was just one of the many things that I did for the Stern show.

Head writer. Stunt Boy. He was doing all those things where that show was phenomenal, Carl. You're jealous and you're obsessed. The show did get better when it moved to serious X-Eb, but it's neither here nor there, Vinnie. That's sour grapes. Neither here nor there. All right.

When police arrived at the seat, here's what happened. She's facing a half-dove accounts each of aggravated assault, simple assault, reckless endangerment. The police were called to the home for a report of seven gunshots fired initial reports of a person being shot turned out to be inaccurate. Police had a couple who were fostering in plenty of. to adopt one of this woman Kayla Menny's children were out for a walk when many pulled into the driveway with the lift, exited the car, produced the gun, pointed the gun directly at the victim fired one shot, then turned the gun towards the couple with four other victims that began firing as they ran away.

Dude, this is embarrassing. They couldn't hit one of them. They found nine shell casings. She shot nine times and missed every single shot. Dude, you got to play Call of Duty more, bitch. Three and a half hour ride for this. You have a ride for that for missing everyone? Did you look up a photo of this woman by any chance?

I did not. Is she attractive? No, I think she might be crazy. She's got those eyes. She got like that Britney Spears look. You're like, oh, this bitch would be crazy. I wouldn't want to fuck with her. Now, in addition to the 18 other charges, police have charged with carried a firearm without a license.

So, you know, that technicality. Toss that on there. All right. All right, Carl. let's end the scum parade in the number one place for scum and villainy Syracuse, New York. The armpits of New York State. You know, when I was talking to John Saturday,

I said to it. Oh, yeah, we had a nice chat, nice guy. I did say to him that he's got to stop shitting on Rochester so hard. Syracuse is more of the problem. And he laughed and he goes, I know, I bet that it's a terrible place, you're right. Anytime you tell anyone, even to Syracuse or just like, oh, yeah, it sucks. Even John Melendez is dunking on Syracuse, folks. I just wanted to point that out.

I'm glad to hear that. Now, the mentally challenged Syracuse man who was kidnapped and tortured for several days in April, turns out they found out the reason why this happened, Carl. Do you remember this story when we covered it? I do remember this story. Yeah. Now, it turns out the whole goal of this kidnapping. And let me remind you of what happened. This man was kidnapped by a group of 20-somethings.

He was shot at from a pellet gun at close range. Almost killed him. Yeah, hit him in an artery, almost killing him. When the police found him and he had several facial injuries, a collapsed lung bone fraction and had shot multiple times with a pellet gun. Now, when I drive by these houses in Syracuse, these run down houses, I just assume that's probably happening inside. Yeah.

Right? There's probably some retarding getting tortured in there. Did you ever see, what's the fuck's day with that Jimmy Stewart movie? rear window, that Alfred Hitchcock movie. I have not. There's a crazy opening scene where it's really neat, where there's just a house, this guy broke his leg.

Remember the pool episode of The Simpsons when Bart's up in there? Of course. It's based off of that Hitchcock movie. And the opening scene is like, you look at this house, and as you draw back, you see all the different things

that are happening in the different windows. Syracuse, it's all mentally challenged people being beaten by their families. There's just one thing going on. Yeah, there's just one thing going on And it's not good. So this guy, apparently to Sean Adams is the guy who started this. And they kidnapped him an attempt to get control of his social security check that he gets every month.

And I'm wondering if anyone, there were seven people. Did anyone divide that number by seven to see how much they were going to get up this cut? There's no way it's worth it for what they did. Whatever that dollar amount is divided by seven. The $670 this guy gets a month to live on. Yeah. Like, oh, man, if I had that guy's check, I'd be on easy street. Oh, my gosh.

If we all had $89 a month, oh, holy shit. So stupid, just so you know in New York State, and I know this because I worked for non-for-profit agencies for many, many years in another life. Some might say this is a not-for-profit that we're doing right now. Got to pay you half of it. She certainly is. they don't pay these people directly like their rent money and stuff. They pay the

like when you're Section 8 and all that stuff, they pay directly to the landlord. They pay this stuff directly to the people. They don't give it to them to have to deal with. They get like a small amount of money or food stamps or whatever. Right. So they actually So this wasn't a good plan is what you're saying. I'm saying this is a terribly unthought out plan. And at one point, apparently they had this guy at pellet gunpoint

and they're making him call the Social Security Administration to get them named as the people to send his check to. Oh, boy. Backfired. Yeah. Because obviously they found the kid and they've all been caught, but they're all being charged with acting together.

There's Tashon Adams, Hunter Armstrong, Rahim Williams, Rita Duckworth, Renee Dawson, Jessica Hughes. Three of them were women. And did you see one of them is 61 years old? Yeah. I assume this is all like teenagers in early 20-somethings. But there's a mix of people in their 40s and 60s at this. They're like, oh, man, what a good idea. Natasha, let's get them.

What the fuck? It's like a Syracuse lynching party for this kid. What are you doing with these people? Unbelievable. They would have killed this kid, I think. I think this kid, ugh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They definitely would have killed this kid.

And I just want to make this announcement to all the future kidnappers who like to torture people out there. You got to tell your boys to put their phones away. There's always one idiot who needs to film all this torture and shit. And then the greatest attorney in the world can't get you out of that one. The great Michael Popon. Possibly the great Michael Pupak! You know what? Probably not, though.

You know what? You, my friend, have committed a crime. Don't do it. Yeah, stop filming your crime spree, everybody. I used to have... Oh, here it is. Michael Polpock has the tape. You are fake news.

There it is. All right, kids. Wrong. No, that's absolutely correct. Oh, okay. Folks, thank you so much for tuning in for another episode of The Creep-Off. I really had a good time with you today, Carl.

We hope you enjoyed it. Dude, this show has been more bananas than a night out with Lizzo, and I appreciate it, buddy. We got a few more. Absolutely. Super Chats. Okay, we get to that one. Oh, Led Zeppoli.

Thanks for the down and nine. Finns up and laces out. Hell yeah, brother. Jerry Stinger, five bucks. For the trip to Gary, you should just run an RV and drag the whole gang along, swapping out drivers, watching TIP, and podcasting all the way. All right. Let's make it, uh, maybe people can win a chance to hop in the RV with us.

Vinnie is a frontrunner from San Diego, Roots for the Dolphins. Vinny loves Dan Marino. I do love Dan Marino. Yeah, he's very gay for Dan Marino. This is very true. I'm gayer for Zach Thomas, I think. Yeah, you went all the way to the, uh, Hall of Fame. The Hall of Fame last week, yeah, to watch Thomas get inducted. To watch a guy get, watch an old man get inducted to do a Hall of Fame. Hey, it looked pretty good. It's funny. You know, I got to go look at all the, the bus, that bus room. Yeah.

And that's the only fucking thing that's worth a damn in the pro and the NFL hall thing. Yeah, what else is there to do at that place? Dude, it is like shitty museum time. Yeah. Just shit facts painted on a wall. Oh, isn't this interesting? Oh, look at that helmet's made out of leather. Yeah, I know.

I get it. Oh, the helmets don't look the same as they do now. The forward pass rule. Neat. Please. If they had anything about the forward pass rule, I would have been shocked. it was just the dumb it The pro football hall

Faye blows everybody Can you at least play Madden or something while you're there? Is it still called Madden? I don't even know. I don't know. But the only cool thing there, I will tell you, that I got to see

the only cool thing, Carl, this year's Super Bowl trophy. Oh, that's cool. The ones that they're giving out. It's in the big tube, right? About this big with the trophy in the middle of it. You could walk right up to it. There's no way you're going to be able to get your dirty hands on it.

But it was cool to see the trophy the dolphins are going to win this year. Yeah, the only footage I got from Vinny was a photo of, was it, Arthur Thomas. Ralph Wilson or Marblee. Oh, yeah, Ralph Wilson. I was giving him the finger. You were giving the figure to the owner of the bills, the guy who started the Buffalo

Bills. Yeah, very disrespectful, sir. And I'll tell you what, people actually looked at me like, what are you doing as I took it? It's very disrespectful. Yeah, it was probably not a good move in there. I was a little worried. And, hey, you know what the fucking weirdest, fucking thing they have there. It should walk you through. They had a guy who

very, very, very effeminate. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Sure. He's like, hey, everybody, come see the locker room show. It's the locker room show. He's like, there's like, there's the locker room show. And shit you not. Quote, it's fabulous show. You should go see it. Oh, no. As we're going through it. And my buddy Kevin and I went and were like, all right, let's go check out the locker room show. Hologram Joe Namath comes out. Oh. Is he still alive? Yes. That's funny. And what made it weird was he's doing like a whole presentation, but he's a hologram.

And then he'll do this little move where he'll be like, uh-oh, all right, let's watch the next video. And then he'll go, and then he pixelate out like he was a fucking ghost. Weird. It was very strange. The football Hall of Fame is mid. Okay. Good to know. All right.

All right. So, uh, hold on, Dela. We got one more from our boy, Dela. Thank you so much, Dela, Jerry, all these guys you support us. week after week. Vinie tells jokes at goodwill. They don't even sell my jokes at goodwill. All right folks, we're going to be

doing a bonus episode right after this, so keep an eye out all of you bonus content subscribers. For those of you who are not subscribed to our Patreon to our supercast or our back by, all the links are on the creepoff.com or you need to go to vote this week. And Carl,

it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. I believe that me. Not again. Not again. I denounce it. He has to weigh a least six hundred pounds. This is stupid. And round. He can barely read to be a big mouth. Vin his fat and round. Heart disease is going to take it back. This is very disrespectful.

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