The Creep Off - Episode 180: Mentalphysicality

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

Today Karl & Vinnie pick on people in better shape than them, Personal Trainers: In this edition of WATC we meet a married couple, who are thrilled they recently got 10 tiktok views!: This week’s Scum Parade features an amazing teacher, horny siblings, and a mother who is only guilty of making her son stand up for himself. The score is currently Vinnie 3- Karl 1, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Wisconsin Teacher Accused of Sexually Abusing Student, Buying Him Gun (frontpagedetectives.com)Del City man arrested for second-degree murder and incest after fatal incident | KOKH (okcfox.com)Alabama man learned he had STD before he allegedly killed teen mother at Florida Home Depot: Report - al.comMan convicted of 2021 double homicide, attempted murder in Pecos (krqe.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

You're listening to the Carl Network. Warning, listening to the creep-off might leave you triggered. This episode may contain murder, rape, laughing of murder and rape, ableism, Lenny Dykstra, serial keeters, smile-talking, fat-shaming, child abuse, drug abuse, drug abuse, victim-blaming, and the state of Florida. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down.

Gooku, goon. Let's get physical, physical. How about I get? Lay off me, I'm starving. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Welcome to the creep-off. Ola! Creepos!

Welcome to another edition of your favorite true-cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps. For you, creeps, my name is Vinny. I am your host. And joining me in studio, it's my buddy hot cuckaca carla. What is happening? Vinnie Paulino. Good to be back in studio with you, buddy.

you look like a million dollars hell yeah i'm pulling it off man that's as good as i can make it that happen that's as good as i'll ever give you carl last week we did a great episode we talked about the creepiest cruise ship worker yes uh it was very competitive i thought yeah did the voters think it was competitive no and here to tell us about that is our results girl jessica hey jess hello happy monday oh my god Happy Super Chat Monday, Jess. Thank you for reminding me. It's a holiday today.

It is a holiday. Jessica, are you going to tell us who won last week's episode? No. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Oh, you got me. Okay, so with 94 to 56, with 62% of the vote, it was Vinnie. Oh, shit.

Please. Fuck, yeah. It's another victory for Vinny. My guy was pretty creepy. He did, like, hide out on a balcony and then rage-beaten rape a woman for no reason. You're still arguing your case.

This fucking guy never stops arguing his case. I believe in my clients, Carl. I believe in my clients. Take the W, Vinny. Take the W and move out of your life. I just did. So that means if Vinny is up three to one in this round And of course the first person to get to five

Forces the other to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences So I need to start making a comeback here I feel like it's going to be you again Because the score is now three to one already in this round All right, get cocky then Get real complacent over there, Vinny See what happens Oh, I'm the farthest thing from complacent

Are you? Yeah This boulder gathers no moss, my friend Not according to your chin all right i set myself up fuck all right all right uh jess were there any comments about last week's episode on our reddit page yes a bunch of people were saying that you wrote the episode number wrong on the website that checks out that's always the best gangrenously said vini wrote episode 180 on the website but he rented me out that's awesome good job alex we need some fact check it around here i mean Alex is the only person who really keeps track of everything he doesn't

And the fact that he wouldn't just message me and say, hey, Vitty, you fucked up. You gotta go post it. God damn it. It's awesome. Good job, Alex. Fucking YouTube Brutis. YouTube Brutei. Jesus.

He's one who sends me all the results, so he knows what's up. Yeah. He does. God damn it. He was right. I totally fucked up. So that's fair enough. I don't care.

Anything about the episode or just about how Vinny's dumb? Um, Carl did his best to channel his new governor, Ronda Santimonious. by shitting all over Disney. For that reason, I voted for him. All right. Rudy Creek. Nice. Okay.

That's a good one. Another person said, I want Vinnie to win to prove once and again, we don't just vote for the Pitos. So when Vinnie brings a putter file, he wins. And then when I bring a petio, Vinny wins. That makes sense. Good job. Good job, everybody.

You guys are the best. You guys are the absolute best. I love you. Hey, Jess, as a quick aside, our WATP, news girl Lucy tightbox was down in Philadelphia and she recorded two episodes with Tony from Hack the Movies your buddy down there

and she came home with a gift for me Tony Tony gave her a gift just for me what the fuck is that this would be a portrait of Tony from Hack the Movies oh boy he's gonna be mad because it's it's a reference

from either a show or movie but I don't remember what it's from and he's going to be so mad that i don't i'm also mad that he sent this to me i said i'll sign it and send it back to you i'm kidding i'm gonna get a framed we'll put it up in the studio it'll be really nice okay he's a pretty boy that tony from hack the movies what a lovely picture so he had a he had a hard time selling those shirts because the website kept messing up with the print so that's why he had a hard time selling shirts that's that that's why he's giving them out that's why he's giving them out sure oh yeah it's a e-commerce issue that's one of it is It's not because nobody wants them.

Twins Peak. Someone in the comments at Twins Peak. It was from Twins Peak. That's what the picture is referencing. Twin Peaks. I've never seen it. That's an old reference. Thank you, not Mark.

All right. Carl, I would like you to join me in thanking Jess for her service today. Jessica, thank you for coming out of the show. Thanks, Jess. We have a competition to do and we're going to get after it because I won last week. That means that I will be going first. yes now before we do let's hit up some super chats and we will hit super chats up again at the end of the competition does that sound good car sounds perfect all right cool bill loney two dollars

vinny winnie thank you sir all right bill cam critical didn't he go away for a while can we get back to that well bill loney or salami they're both viny fans and i love them for it and i'll just give them a exalccio true believers so true story last week the creep off after show did send me a link and I totally didn't see it and totally goes to them. It didn't show up. I feel like a dick. Cam Critical says, I prefer Vinny Spinney. I love it, Cam.

Now you're talking. It's hurtful. Now you are talking. Bill Loney with another $2.000. Vinny, I have a gift for you. Where can I send it? Send it on over to Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. It's pretty easy to find.

Attention, Vinny. Now, Carl, are you ready to start the competition? I am, buddy. All right. Why don't you ring that bell for me, pal? All right, my creep today is a very, very, very successful personal trainer, Carl. Insanely successful. You were going to be shocked because you've never heard this guy's name.

And he's so famous, he even had a fucking Wii game, dude. Look at this. His name is Harley Pasternak. Oh, of course. Harley Pasternak, yep. Are you familiar with Harley? I'm not. Did you not get your copy of Harley Pasternak's Hollywood workout?

I did not get that one. Okay. Well, I'm going to tell you a little bit about this guy before we get into the nitty-gritty here. He is a Canadian, number one, strike. The second thing about him, that is not a strike, is that he is Jewish. And he's very proud of being Jewish. The way you said that with a smirk makes you think you think that is a strike. Your words. So you're mad that he's a shooley? Is that what you're saying?

I am not mad that he's a shooley. He had a typical Ashkenazi household is what he grew up in according to him. Okay. Now, again, not a qualification for creepiness, but it does play heavily into my case today. No, that's twice you've tried to bet you don't think that was creepy. I don't know. All right. Got his master's degree and exercise physiology, nutritional sciences from the University of Toronto.

Now, during his time at the University of Toronto, he had a really interesting side gig, Carl. Okay. He worked for the Department of National Defense's Defense and Civil Institute for Environmental Medicine. Okay. I'm going to talk more about that later. Oh, I can't wait. That's exciting. But that name is very, very misleading as to what was going on there.

Okay. In 1999, he's randomly introduced to the producer Don Carmody, who hired him as a personal trainer to Jim Caviesel during the filming of the movie Angelize. So this is his first foray into show business, Carl. And it goes so well that Carmody hires him again to work with Hallie Berry, Robert Downey Jr. and Penelope Cruz on a movie called Gothica. Ooh, I don't know if I know that one. Then not only... Is that a popular movie?

Not really. They had them all in there. It was pretty terrible if I recall. But in 2004, his client, Hallie Berry played Catwoman. And you can recall that movie was awful except for the same. suit because Hallie looked fucking good. Yeah, what is it about Haley Barry? I know she's a beautiful woman.

I don't find her sexy at all. There's no sex appeal with Haley for me. Okay. I think she's pretty fucking hot. She is, but I don't know. There's something about her. She's all years, but she definitely did ruin Catwoman. There's no argument there.

That was a terrible movie. She's not the first person to ruin a Batman movie. Good point. One of his other clients, Robert Pattinson, also ruined a Batman movie not too long ago. But she looked so fucking good in this. Pasternak, who worked exclusively with her during the film day, was brought on the Oprah Winfrey show, Carl.

Nice. To discuss Barry's training. Winfrey suggested that he write a book about his program. Wait, they brought him on Oprah Winfrey to talk about how she got her ass around. Yes. It's literally why he was booked on there. That's why Oprah was so popular.

I would watch that episode. Okay. All right. Tell me what they, how did you do this, sir? Please tell us some more. Honey, get it here. Sit down to watch Oprah. I thought you hated it. Oprah. This is an important episode.

Exactly. Oprah sometimes knew what she was doing. Now, after Winfrey suggested that he write a book about his program, he published Five Factor Fitness, The Diet and Fitness Secrets of the Hollywood A-list. And, brother, it was Star Time, Carl. Since then, let me

read you some of his clients. This is important. Ariane Grande, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Hudson, Lady Gaga, Amy Schumer, not all of them are success stories, people. Oof, ouch. For a second of there, I thought you were reading Pete Davidson's Fuck list Megan Fox

Rihanna Your buddy's wife Maria Minunos Yep I went to his website Today he still has Ellen Page listed on there Strike 2

Dead Name and Elliot Yeah that's not good Yep And finally Kanye West And that's where we're gonna stop At Kanye West Now did Oprah have him back on To talk about how he got Kanye West

into shape I don't believe so No okay But in 2016 if you recall Kanye was diagnosed with bipolar disorder after he went on a Twitter rant about the Jews and how he adores Donald Trump. Right.

Now, some interesting things arose from that and I wanted to play you a news article or a news story from Good Morning America. Let me pull this up properly. This was the story the day after he goes in, Carl. Good morning, George. Well, right now Kanye West is under observation

at this hospital. behind me, a source telling us he is suffering from exhaustion and sleep deprivation and that he checked himself in voluntarily. The call came in at 1.20 p.m. medical emergency at a West Hollywood address. LAPD and fire department responding, according to TMZ, West was at his trainer's home, quote, acting erratically. Okay. All right. Now, this isn't the first time that Ye is acting erratically, so let's not start.

Pointing fingers. Let's not start having him committed. Right. But that's what happened. Now, in November of 2022, Kanye releases a tweet that says the following. So I will say this again. I was mentally misdiagnosed and nearly drugged out of my mind to make me a manageable, well-behaved celebrity.

It wasn't the first time that he claimed that he was misdiagnosed with bipolar disorder. He claimed this a lot. Sure. I want to bring up something really interesting that happened this past November. which I think should seal the deal as to why my guy is a creep. This is a horrid and he's almost over. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, you're going to love me for this one.

During a rant about how he was mistreated and mismanaged, he released a string of text messages, which I know you are not a fan of. What do you mean I'm not a fan of text messages? People releasing private text messages. Oh, private, got you. This was private text messages between Kanye and Harley after Kanye said a whole bunch of stuff about the Jews.

I'm assuming on Alex Jones's show. he says Kanye I'm going to help you now we're going to besmirch the great Alex Jones I won't stand for bullshit fair enough

duly noted I'm going to this is what Harley wrote I'm going to help you one of a couple ways first you and I sit down and have a loving and open conversation

but you don't use cuss words and everything that is discussed is based in fact and not some crazy stuff that dumb friend of yours told you or you saw in a tweet All right, this is a little confrontational, but okay. Second option, I have you institutionalized again where they medicate the crap out of you and you go back to Zambiland forever.

Whoa. Play date with the kids just won't be the same. Who the fuck is this guy writing this to? Wow. Isn't that fucking insane, Carl? Yes, it is. That's a weird ultimatum, I would have to say. Yeah, I would say so.

But you know what's even weirder, Carl? What's that? when you start looking into the background of what Harley used to do when he was working for the Canadian government in Toronto. Would you like to see a clip from an interview from Harley? I would love to. Okay, buddy. Here we go. Enhancing drugs are they?

Okay. You say drugs. So that like performance enhancing drugs. All kinds of drugs. Right, okay. So working for the military, I wasn't governed by the same laws that the typical person was so I could look at the impact of certain drugs that are not, that are not everyday things.

So we looked at a drug called medaphanil, which was for narcoleptics. So if you give a soldier this drug, how long could they stay awake for? Can you pause that real quick? Without having any health. I think I can. I'm not a prescription drug guy.

I have taken that drug. And what does it do for you? It actually, what is that movie limitless? Is that the movie where they have that, like, super drug? It's much different than that, obviously. but it definitely enhances your brain function.

When Carl took it, he was limited. That was the end of the movie. Holy shit, dude. But anyway, I guess my point is that this isn't a crazy drug. This is something that people take all the time. But anyway, keep going. I just wanted to point that out because that's not very often that I've taken one of these things. It will keep you awake, but it's not a stimulant.

So if a special forces person has to stay awake for three nights, waiting for the right opportunity to do whatever they have to do, we could give them a daffinil and we'd keep them alert. Yeah, so I just want to point out that this is the guy who had Kanye West committed

and then is threatening him that he's going to send him back to zombie land. Now, working for the military, his quote was, I wasn't governed by the same laws that the typical person was. So I could look at the impact,

of certain drugs that are not everyday types of things. Now, I'm not going to go ahead and start pointing fingers. I'll let the listeners decide. But a guy with military sciop tradited and exercise science finds work in Hollywood. They set him up with the stars under the guise of fitness instruction. He's there keeping an eye on all of them. And that doesn't mean that he's a member of the CIA or anything like that. But he also happens to be at the advisory board of the Optomy Health Corporation,

which is a researcher and manufacturer of silo-sibin and silo-sin, which is basically magic mushrooms. Like, just squeezing mushrooms. It's illegal in the U.S. It's classified as a schedule when controlled substance. Thank God this company that he's on the board for has received a research exemption under the health Canadian food and drug regulations for the use of this for, quote, scientific purposes. So I think this motherfucker's job is to be out there fucking doping up celebrities.

and keep him and fucking lying. And I'm just saying, I'm not, I can't prove any of it. I'll let everybody else decide. That's all I'm going to say about that. You've just brought up a second drug that I've used quite a bit. And actually, who hasn't? I know. And actually, it's been, well, I don't know if it's been proven,

but there's a lot of studies about microdosing and how that's very helpful for people's mental health. Sure. So that might be what Kanye needs actually is to start microdosing. This guy might be the reason Kanye doesn't like the Jews. It might be this guy. Is that what you're saying? It might be this guy. It might be.

That's all I have to say about that. My creep, Harvey, Pasternak, everybody. Team, team, yeah, right here. All right. I'm with you on that point. All right, let me present to you my personal trainer creep this week. He goes by Dejan Danger Miller. And this is from his own social media account.

It says that he went from a gang member to a male exotic dancer. and then from a celebrity fitness trainer to a mentor and life coach in prison. Oh. Now, what this guy is done. He could have done his earlier career in prison too. What this guy has done, it's very impressive. Is I think he did the Zoomak.

He has pretty much wiped the internet clean of anything. There were all these different news stories and things and they were all gone. Everything was video was missing. Nothing would play. I could only find a couple of articles about this arrest and conviction. So I'm going to tell you what I know about this And then there's a kicker at the end

So A personal trainer who called himself danger Has been accused of using Craigslist to stalk women and torture them Dejan Allen Miller 35 was arrested at his North Hollywood home On December 17th After his former girlfriend called police to report She had been beaten and had suffered severe bruising And cuts to her face

Yikes Miller who police said was also known as danger Was being held at the Los Angeles County jail In charge of attempted murder false imprisonment and spousal abuse. His bail was said at $1.3 million. Miller was arrested after his girlfriend went to the police claiming she'd been beaten

until she lost consciousness in an attack that police described as torture. The victim actually did lose consciousness and probably was really close to actually passing away, said LAPD detective Brandy Azarte. Well, if he said it. If you, well, I believe Brandy's a woman.

If you Google him, he'll look legit, says Brandy. But the reality is, is, if the women do end up in a relationship with him, there's a strong likelihood of abuse. The thing that we found in common was that the way he would perform the beatings and some of the techniques he used to torture the girls. She added, it was very unusual techniques that he would use something as a detective I haven't come across before. The woman told police she began dating Miller after she had responded to his Craigslist ad seeking fitness models. Another victim told police that Miller was asking for, quote, young single hot females in his Craigslist ad, and required all applicants to send in photos.

In 2023, that any woman, that anybody is falling for the Craigslist ad, we need fitness models. This is 2012. Oh, okay. Yeah, they were still dumb back then. Maybe they were still dumb back then. So, yeah, so he's looking for hot chicks that he wants to train using Craigslist and it's working. So the detective says our main concern with him is that he's a personal trainer who advertises on Craigslist for fitness models. He has a history of extreme violence against women.

His websites, e2fit.com and sexy is back.com, say he's a personal... Sexy is what? Sexy is back. Dot com. How did you get that one? That's a pretty good domain. I'm pretty sure it wasn't taken. Yeah, I guess not.

They say he's a personal trainer and fitness motivator with 15 years experience as a trainer in fitness dance and sports. This is a quote from his website. It says, as a trainer, I like to keep things professional, realistic, and a little funky at the same time. which you'll notice by my tattoos, many body piercings. Do you put that in the ad? No, that's not his website. And then his other website is sexy is back.com. He tells women, let's face it, all women really want,

all a woman really wants is to have excitingly appealing and glamorous lives. If you want to be appealing, you need the body. If you want to be exciting, you need to be the scene. If you want to be glamorous, you need to be in style. Now with Dejean Danger Miller's creation of sexy is back.com, you have all three elements synergistically fused together to provide the ultimate experience of sexy. What fused together? How are they fused?

Dude, this is some mumbo-jumbo I've ever heard it. That was a lot of words and said absolutely nothing. No, it's you want to be appealing, you want to be glamorous, and you want to be something else, a third thing. And all of that together provides the ultimate. experience of sexy. Okay, okay. That's what I've been doing wrong, huh?

The police detective said they know at least two victims who suffered extreme abuse and three others who have suffered some kind of abuse. In April of 2010, Miller pleaded no contest to one count of corporal injury. He was sent this May 14th to serve a year in jail, five years probation, and was ordered to keep away from the victim for five years. He also has a history of convictions for DUI, public intoxication, and driving with a suspended license dating back to 96. Okay, so who else isn't a good driver?

I know, I understand that part of that. Probably all the women that were signed up for his class, I would imagine. So, from his YouTube, this is what he wrote. He said, it was December 17, 2011, when police barged through the door of my mother's North Hollywood apartment to arrest me. That was the beginning of the end of the man named Dijon Danger Miller. And now he's got a new racket, Vinny. He's making his comeback. So he's no longer Dijon.

danger miller no okay now he's coach de jean coach with a k for some reason coach dajon that fit is the new website look at you throw it stones for someone for spell and something wrong with a k look at you for some reason it doesn't make sense to me but okay if you want to do that you certainly can so vini i sent you a video suddenly you look better i sent you a video i want you to check that out and uh this is the promo that he's putting out he's trying to clear his name he's trying to say that he learned a lot in prison. He's a better man, and you're going to want to... He's the only guy in town who can help you.

Introducing Coach Dejean to Fit. You see him working out a new era. Yeah. Reed has been born. Except to my world. Where's mind, do it matter. What a gap between the mental and physical has to shadow. I'm Coach Deja.

I'm coach. Deja. I'm at the physical. expert can to take you on a journey where the mind and body won't merge I got the tools and techniques to make your paradise shit I'm about to redefine what I mean to be truly fit to keep aiming for the moment but keep shooting for the stars off course with a new approach is by the created behind bars. Ha ha ha ha get it created behind bars.

and then it's like he goes get it created behind bars dude there's so many things I love about this I love how he's like plagiarizing from like fucking motivational cards in the store yep aim for the moon and shoot to the stars yeah that one is hilarious so keep aiming for the moon but keep shooting for the stars and who is these guys that he's hanging out with what a fucking scary those are his fellow inmates that he was training when he was in prison imagine being a motivational speaker in prison that's got It's got to be a tough gig. Oh, my God.

I love how one guy has the most mustache of mustache is, and the other guy has the most beard of beards. Oh, that is a thruple that you're looking at right there for sure. Those guys are getting it odd. And there isn't a single bottom. They take turns. Oh, poor guys. All right, so I just want to go back to some of the lyrics in that because he says,

I'm Coach Dejean, a mental physical expert here to take you on a journey where the mind and body both merge. I got the tools and techniques to make your paradigm shift I'm about to redefine what it means to be truly fit. Now, here's what I'm going to point out because I'm a marketing guy.

I never talk about it. No one even knows this about me. Well, I used to be in marketing. I used to work in marketing. I used to work in marketing, so I'm going to point something out. Okay. Because this is all marketing right here. So he says he's the only

mental physical expert in the L.A. area. So if you need the help from a mental physical expert, it's the only game in town. Now, Vinnie, this is actually a pretty good technique in marketing, is to create your own category. It's kind of like what Apple did when they came out with the iPhone. You know, that was really the first smartphone.

So they're like, well, who's going to compete with us? Smartphones don't exist yet. So we'll just put out a smartphone and then we'll be the only game in town. Yeah, because he was the first. So now, next time I'm out in L.A., and I need a mental physical expert, I'm going to have to call Coach Dejan. And what scenario in life would you need a mental physical expert?

No, you'd never. A mental physical expert. You'd never even need it. And also everything he's talking about already exists. There's tons of people. Joe Rogan talks about this all the time, connecting the mind and the physical being. And when you work out, it's a, you know, combination of meditation and also strength training and cardio. Like, there's nothing new at all.

Everyone knows about all of this. Can we do this? Can we do this? Yeah. Do you want to? Yeah. Let's put some ads on Craigslist. Okay.

Fitness models want it. I don't know how this is working out for him because I checked his social channels. He is getting zero interaction from anyone. So I think that whole hiccup with the torturing his girls that he was training might have thwarted his career for a bit. He was meant to physically beading them. Yes. Right.

That's where it came from. First you call him a bitch for two or three or three. abuse call a bitch for two hours straight and then punch him it's metaphysical and one and two all right so that's my creep vote for uh and three danger you four um okay okay everybody the creepoff.com is where you go to vote only once that's right and remember one time everybody go to creepoff.com and vote for my new best buddy uh vini paulino a vote for vina is a vote for stuttering John, correct. Yeah, we got to talk about that.

You owe him money, right? Nope. Now what he told me. Yeah, I know. And then you're feeding him this bullshit that I'm never paying back my bets. I never told him you didn't pay off your bets. He just knows you didn't drive to Gary, Indiana. I know.

And he keeps repeating that over and over again. It's not like John repeat himself, but this one thing he's really latched on to. And he just keeps talking about it over and over again, what a piece of shit I am. Because his good buddy, Vinnie Paulino told him so. Yeah, well. When are you going to get John on one of your show? Is he going to be subreditsurfing? I might have him on this show.

One of these days when you're off when you're traveling. That would be fantastic. I'd love to see him try. Creepiest guy named Carl. Let's go, John. You mean Lady Kay? Yostrowski. Uh.

That'd be amazing. Okay, so he says, by the way, he's got Richie Wilson and Doug Goodstein both vouching for the fact that he interviewed O.J. And you won't pay up. That wasn't the bet, Vinny. If you heard the audio of the bet, I didn't introduce this. He did. He said, if I could produce tape of me asking OJ to sign my knife, you owe me $100. I said, yes.

Is that a transcript? I can get it. Okay. I can get it because he's the one who said that. And then immediately called Doug Goodstein to say, hey, didn't I interview, uh, uh, OJ, thur? What's interesting here is you have three people who all remember this, and you won't accept it. Well, the other interesting part is that there are hundreds of people who told me it never happened. And I thought that actually... They're trolls. They're trolls. El-Hreble made a very good point

about this. He goes, if that actually happened and that existed anywhere, audio, video, anywhere, it would be all over the internet. Uh-huh. There's very few good moments from Howard Stern that haven't been kept intact on the internet. But here's the thing. Here's the thing, dude. John or Doug or Richie, none of them control that footage. It's all behind the stern vault and paywall man. They can't just get a hold of that. No, I'm not saying they would have.

So now that you know that they just can't get a hold of it, you agree, how could you just not take their word for it? They were the people who were there. Now, as you know, Vinnie, there are many super fans. A lot of them, I talk to you pretty regularly, who have all the archives, all the old episodes. I remember

hell, when he left the Rochester market, because he had some kind of issue with whatever company he was working with in this market. My buddy Kroche was burning every episode onto a CD and handing me CDs every week. Like everyone was archiving this show all the time for decades. And you're telling me this one incident that's so amazing and so famous that John brings it up all the time. It's in his book. He's so, actually he's not in his book.

Richie Wilson wrote that he did it in his book. It's such an amazing thing, but it doesn't exist anywhere and 100 people say it never happened. What a Dick Howard is. for hiding that great moment from everybody. So when are you going to pay John? I'll pay John when he, when he, the tape services. And honestly, he owes me $100. He lost the bet.

Okay. He lost the bet. He said he could show me the tape. Okay. We're going to do, who are these creepos? Oh, is it time for that already? Yeah. All right.

Let's get into it. Creepos. Who are these creepos? Who are these creepos in the segment we do on the creep off every single week? Mondays at 1 p.m. On both the creepos. off YouTube channel as well and there's nothing any of you could do about it who are these podcasts YouTube channel I was listening to your bonus show you did with Andy and

Croge yeah you are cutting people off motherfucker you know that I'm so bad lately I know I'm so bad listening skills are just not there I don't know what's wrong with me fun episode though it turns out the place where I bought a house is a shit hole that no one should ever visit or go to welcome to creep coral the episode is available now Crohs and Andy and I We just did a little scum parade about Cape Coral. I mean, it was a hit piece. Let's be honest here. I don't know if you guys consulted with Vince the lawyer or how that worked,

but it seemed like a serious hit piece on my new home. No, no, no, no. I don't appreciate it. It's just I'm auditioning for my new job at Dateline. Okay. We're just going to start going after shitty places. I'm going to do a whole episode just about your neighborhood. All that.

Not an entire area, just your neighbor. Hey, look, can I show you what I got you for your trip to? Gary. Did I show you these yet? Yeah, you did show me those. Yeah, these are the new microphones so that you can do podcasting where you go to Gary. So that way you could, you know, do meet all of your expectations and still go to Gary. If Opie has taught me anything, is that podcasting from your car always works out great and everyone loves it. Yep. Just watch your rear views. Smart. It's good stuff.

Did you get me duct tape too so I could video the podcast? No, I got it for Brian so you could shut your mouth halfway through. Smart. all right are you ready my teeth just poke through and I'm able to rip out of it oh my god that's right you're impervious ball gag in his assop

yeah there's nothing rubber ball gags have like apple bites bit into them see there's some advantages fuck I might be evolving motherfucker everyone's gonna look like me in hundred years

you don't know you think we're gonna this you think this species this planet's gonna make it another hundee? Yeah, I do. For sure. Why would it? I don't know.

People like you and me. All right. Who are these creepos? The segment we do on the creep off every Monday. And the reason why we do it is because we're petty. We like to prove that we have the best true crime podcast on the internet. And we like to do that by reviewing other true crime podcasts one at a time. And Vinny, I have brought to you a show called True Crime.

and wine time. Now, you might say, Carl, we've done this show before. At least four times. You might think that. However, you would be wrong. There's wine and crime. There's true crime and red wine. There's wine and crime time.

But this is a very different thing. This is true crime and wine time with your host, Terry and J.T. Oh, that's another guy and a girl. Oh, and there are a couple. Let me read you the description. fun dynamic. True crime and wine time is a podcast about compelling true crime cases coupled with Terry's passion for wine

and JT's passion for Terry because she is more intoxicating than any drink you can buy. He had to compliment his wife. Get the fuck out of here. He had a compliment his wife in the description of the show. Oh. I know. It's off putting already. Real life crimes with true characters such as your host, Terry and J.D.

They consider themselves some real characters. All right. Let's find out about it. It starts off, I have a video for us here. My track number one that I sent you, this is a bitching intro to get you excited about their episode. All right. Grab your glasses. Pop the cork! Now we're seeing time speeding by.

What are they in Applebee's? Oh, hello. Surprise, Wythe. They are live on here. All right. All right. So you see how exciting this is? Like, we're going to get.

into it. They do use the word time a little too much. It's time for true crime and wine time. Not great but okay. I mean, there's some production there. The guy seems to have some video editing skills. I'm sure it wasn't Terry. So he's able to put that together. And

let's see how this comes across right after that intro with all that energy and all those graphics and motion graphics. Track number two, we get into it. No, no. All right. Hi, everybody. Hello. I had a lovely moment where as soon as I hit Go and I hit Go Live,

I realized I forgot to replace that video with the new one. Oops. That is okay. I still like that one. I do too. I do too. It turned out good overall, you know, for a few minutes in the thing. But I think everybody else should see the new one.

Well, you might have already seen the thumbnail. You probably did see the thumbnail. That's okay. P.S. Hi, everybody. Hi, I'm like, what are you doing? Look at that. Look at you.

Oh, my God. You like it. I had to get a little pink on the hair and had to play with it because I wanted my hair color to match yours. Aw. Oh, nobody's ever heard of matching before. Yeah, that way we could kind of be like twinsies. Oh, God. He's talking to his wife about how she is.

And then she's talking about being twinsies with him. Why? Are they in two completely different places with two completely different backgrounds if they're a married couple doing a show together? Yeah, they go off to their own little studios, I guess, because you can tell this guy is one of these nerds who always wanted to be a radio host because he's got the on-air sign illuminated behind him. He's got the ticker going behind him.

Oh, yeah. They're really into it. And they shouldn't be, Vinny, because they have, they have 72 subs on their channel. This video from three weeks ago has 78 views. So I don't know. I think they're getting ahead of themselves here with all the production and everything they have going on. Nobody gives a fuck. But Terry's going to read through.

I guess they get these suggestions to come in for stories that they can cover. These are different people, though, right? Like, we agree that these are two different. people, these pictures? Correct. Okay. Yes, which is probably a good move on their part. Very much so. We got to stop putting it. I had to stop putting our faces on the cover for this. I've been saying that for a while. Yeah. I have to tell you, I am still getting submissions from people that I laughed when came in today in the subject line. It said, I used fake email. so I guess they were saying don't reply or ask any questions because they made an account

to send in their crime and then they deleted it and I'm like I'm okay with that oh no oh no is jt even paying attention what kind of reaction was that he's just trying to go oh no whoa that's nuts well yeah well he's trying to do a podcast with his wife you try paying attention no shit because that was the first thing she had there was a first thing out of the gate that you wanted to talk about, somebody wrote in and said, this is a fake email address when they wrote into the show. She's blown away by this. How crazy. Wow, it's nuts. Your life is nuts. Crazy. How do you even deal? Okay. So now we have some rules about the types of stories that we can do on my track for. Okay. New rules. But just let everybody know, I made an

executive decision without checking with you, JT. We had a couple that were crimes against children and I nixed those and I just want to go on records saying, please do not send anything in that is harming a child. Well, that's no fun. I just want to point out, Ray

in the chair says, what episode of Steeltoe is this? If you're just joining us, we're checking out true crime and wine time which is another husband and wife duo. If you don't want to hear them talking about kids being murdered, give them five bucks. That's right. Yeah, if they reach their goal, we won't talk about torturing children.

Get out of the trade. All right. So, Vinny. That's hysterical. This whole thing is so pathetic and this show goes on forever and out. Nobody send these people horrific stories about children being hurt, please. Yeah, they don't want to do that. They don't like it.

They don't like that. So please do not do that. I agree with you, Vinny. Do not go to the creepoff.com and just look under all the episode descriptions to the links of stories we've done all this show. Don't send those to these people. They would not enjoy it. So to Vinny's point, even though it would be very, very easy to do this,

you definitely should not do it. No, Tiger Lily. Even though it would be really easy to do it, I think what Tiger Lily is saying is, I'm not doing that. Okay, good, good. Okay. Now, Vidi, I have a quiz for you on this next one.

Okay. I'm going to leave off the answer on the end of this video, but play my track number five, because we're talking about social media, JT's, thinks he's got Twitter figured out and the algorithm, and then now we hear this. Well, he doesn't have marriage. figured out. Um, on my personal TikTok, which is tear bear, Texas, if anybody wants to follow me

there. I just had my first post that got a lot of views when I was on my way to fight that fire this week. I decided to be all cute and sassy and post something while I was driving there. And then include some of the pictures from the fire. Yeah. Most of the news I've ever gotten. All right. The trivia question is, is people to check and play along. How many views do you think this TikTok, the most she's ever gotten on Ter Bear, Texas, or TikTok, personal TikTok. She's excited. She got over 100. Okay?

You think it's over 100? What do you guys think? If it's 100 over under in the chat, we got it, we got an under, we got an over. Polarber says 65. Not Mark says who gives a shit. Dotes from somewhere says 536. All right. I'm seeing eight.

I'm seeing 10. Yep. Jen says 10. All right. Vinny, play my next track. Oh, I want to. know now. Most movies I've ever gotten.

I got 10. So, Jed gets it exactly right. Rochi gets exactly right. Congratulations, you two. Wow. What kind of prize did they win? You, what a fide? No, this is actually when you get the price exactly right,

Bob Barker gives you a crisp $100 bill. Oh, well, Bob Barker, come on out. Here he comes. Oh, where is he? Bob, where did he go? Motherfucker, he was under contract. We'll sue the estate. Did you see the joke about Bob Barker?

No. So he died at the age of 99 because he wanted to get closest to 100 without going over. Price is right, joke. Did you remember freeze or? No, I was just. Your camera froze. No, it certainly did. I think your camera just froze up there for a second.

No, there was the joke. I'm pretty sure. Nope, it was the joke. It was that joke. I think something happened. Okay. Moving on. So, J.T., speaking of great jokes, you're going to love this.

Oh, he's got an amazing joke about Twitter changing the name to X. I think you're going to really like it. It is X for sure. I think everybody else is going to call it Twitter. But what I like is the fact that when you send a DM, I am now calling it a DMX. So everybody enjoy, enjoy that. You can have that one. Feel free to share with your friends and your family.

This dude is fucking corny. Dude sucks. You're not going to share that with your friends and family. It's a DMX, guys. You're not going to share that. I got a DMX. Yes, yeah, I think it's already catching out with you. I hate how this guy throws out his cutesy little jokes and then, like, I don't know, wait seven beats and then go,

ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm a card. Watch out for me, everyone. Honestly, I feel like Tom Myers gets better responses than that joke got. You know what I just realized? I think I realized why true crime is the most popular. format for these shitty podcasters. They want to do

comedy and they know they can't. And they'd be the laughing stock. If they're like, hey, check out my comedy podcast where I make a joke about DMX. And then they go, no, no, no, listen, we pepper in some humor. But no, this is a true crime. There's a very serious true crime show that we do. Yeah. Pretty shitty.

Just a theory. All right. You might be right, though, because there are a lot of people trying to do like the true crime comedy thing now. Yeah. Well, no, I mean, the most popular true crime show outside of Sword and Scale is whining crime. Is that the name of it? It's the woman and the gay guy.

I know that doesn't narrow it down that much. But it's this huge show that makes millions of dollars and they are just cracking up at everything they say. Should they be though, Carl? No. I've reviewed that show. They should not be cracking up in anything. But you know gay guys, they're having a lot of fun.

They know that they're just like a half an hour out from another blowjob. So they're always in a good mood, those gay guys. Must be nice. Can we wrap this up? Yeah, I know. I got places to be here. All right.

All right, moving on. So we're going to offer, Terry's going to offer a challenge to the listeners. I want, Fit me through a door. I want you to tell me if this is a challenge or not. Fit Terry through a door challenge. Challenge means.

Okay. One challenge I would like to throw out. If anyone wants to put in the chat, that if you think on our next recording that J.T. should wear his new pink wig that is arriving on Monday. I got him and I'm matching pink wigs. Our next recording, you have to agree to wear it.

It will indeed make me illegal in like eight states. So, you know, I like to live dangerously. Whoa. So pink wig will make him easily. illegal in six states. Explain this to me, Vinny? Well, I think it's a trans drag anti-joke. Oh, he thinks that being trans illegal in six states.

Interesting. Okay. It's not an abortion, dude. Shut up. Right. That's a very stupid. It's not like you're going to abort the wig. It's a very stupid thing to say.

I wish someone would have aborted him. Well, the show is already an abortion, so it's already illegal. So this show is illegal in six states. And if you're caught driving it to the clinic, all right. Vinny, you just heard that challenge right there. I'm going to challenge the listeners should I make my husband wear a pink wig. What do you think the listener said to that, Vinny? Do you think they said, ah, come on.

Let's not humiliate the guy anymore. He's already being humiliated. I think no one said fucking anything, Carl. You're probably right, but let's fast forward to the next episode, my track number nine. Let's see how this one starts off. Okay. Oh, hi, everybody. Hello.

How are happy to have props. I don't know what it is with my co-hosts that happen to be ladies and asking me to wear wigs but it's the thing. I think because I know you like them and I just thought pink ones

would be better. It's not wrong. I enjoy a good wig. There's a reason why there's a wig wall and this is number seven. Dude, why do I have the feeling that her camera is just resting on her giant stomach? Like, just the way she is, just that angle.

It makes you think that her stomach is so large. She just has the camera on it. I think you think that because that's how you broadcast your other podcast. Which one? I started surfing. Did you have to promote it? The one I do from where you're sitting. Yeah, where you rest the camera on your stomach.

Great joke, Carl. Great choke. Thanks, Vinny. I made it first. These two are the worst. And she is awful to look at in that wig. Somehow it made her way less attractive. Well, I hate that they think there's going to be

big reveal and then the cameras come out and they're like hey look at us uh we're in big wigs we told you what happened we got her everyone's in on it pretty fun oh this is really bad all right let's fast forward back to the other episode we were checking out what they're doing is this is called the perfect crime and so people i don't know people are submitting these i believe they are uh what would be a perfect crime so they give instructions and then they read that And then I guess their plan is to poke holes in it, but this is them reading the first one. I'm sorry.

Let me just introduce this real quick because this guy loves video editing. And I'm pretty sure he just has these video editing templates that he uses, which will be demonstrated here. I am excited to do plan one. So let's go ahead and play the little intro. All right, we got a random murder. All of these were submitted by anonymous. Yes.

So, and remember these are cold wreaths for me. So bear with me. Plan one, random murder. When it is late at night, go to the house of someone random. Make sure the victim lives far away from your house. as the murderer is usually expected to live near the victim. Okay. So they go through this whole thing where it's like you got to find a random person,

break into their house, murder them, don't touch anything, leave, burn your clothes. So they read through this whole thing. And then they just start saying like, well,

that wouldn't work for this reason and that reason. It's just poking holes in it. You know, they're like, well, how would you not touch anything? And I'm like, put on gloves.

What are you talking about? So anyway, J.T. correct himself up with his joke for this one. All right. If you break a window, you're going to touch something. If you open a doorknob, you're going to touch, I mean, you're going to touch something. You'd literally have to do this crime in like an extra large Trojan body condom.

And even those are only accurate 98% of the time. So the chances are it's not going to be great every single time. I'm just going to toss that out there. Um, yeah. Really crazy himself up with that one. What the hell is he supposed to be? Is that a joke? Did he just say condoms are accurate 98% of the time?

They're accurate. Is that the right word? Effective, maybe. Yeah, you could definitely count on a condom for a good quote. They're very accurate. This is a naked gun reference, right? That he's not going to admit that's a naked gun reference. Probably not.

But the body condo. Oh, you want to get away with the crime? But on a body condom. like, am I right? Chuckle fuck. So this episode goes out for a very long time and it's hard to maintain your concentration as an episode goes out of that.

My last clip here is just JT's brain just breaking. Okay. Okay. I got to watch that again. Hold on. Um, okay. See the look at his eyes? He goes, um, and then he looked up and I'm like, oh my God, I don't know where I am or what I'm doing.

She just, I'll bail you out. It's fine. Oh, good. Let me ask you a question. Terry or Trish? Pay this. Terry or Trish? There is no amount of money in the world.

There is no amount of Viagra. They can get my dick up for Trish. Okay. It's just, it's not even possible. all right so so uh put carl down for tear bear texas yes put me down for one tear bear texas which i looked for a tic-tac i couldn't find they call her that because of her hairy shoulders i see what you did there good stuff girl i see what you did stuff uh all right we get any voicemails coming out certainly pal on the voice mail oh you know what

before we do that i think we had a couple super chats we should get caught let's set up some super chats good call yep yep all right you you kids are paying you kids are and you're hard-earned money, and we want to make sure we're reading your notes. Fisker-Wisker says, nothing like a few pills to get me into shape. Correct. Yeah, kind of knows it. Thank you for the two bucks. Fisker. Billoni, hit the like button for two bucks. Agreed. Hit it. Like and subscribe. God damn it. Turn on alerts. He also wants to know, Carl, what's worse, being a Jew or Canadian? That's a good question. It's not. It's Canadian. It's an easy answer. Easy answer.

Master K has better lyrics. Thank you, S. Agreed. For the two. Hucks. Yeah. Agreed. I told you about my rap about Christopher Columbus. Special K? No, Master K. No, I had the greatest... I call your rap. I had the greatest line ever when I said,

Indians were the people he thought he was seeing, but he really ended up in the Caribbean. That's a pretty good rhyme about Christopher Columbus. I'm sorry. I'll put that lyric up against any... Oh, boy. I think the danger put it to his rap song. all right i'll tell you what middy you get out your songs that you wrote when you were eight and i'll get out the songs i wrote when i was eight and we'll see you had the better song writing career i have never written a song in my life but i don't know i win again yeah it's like a sudden job thing oh of course not minnie i win again what do you mean win again you finally won you finally got a win on the show congratulations all right here's a voice here's our uh our voicemail stinger this

week brought to you by our good friends in Syracuse. The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. We apologize to the isotopes as we were not able to fit them into the New York State Fair this year. But man, how could we say no to Rebecca Black? See you in Sarah. Oh, no. Do they really have Rebecca Black? With that message was an email?

Oh, no. It says, yes, they really did get Rebecca Black. I did no idea that she was still for me. So she's got this song Friday, right? Mm-hmm. Does she have other songs? Like, what else can we expect from a Rebecca Black answer? I don't even think she's completed the set.

I don't even think she has a Saturday. I don't think she's got anything. Wow. All right. All right. First voicemail. Vinny, it's Joe. I know Carl's there.

And I'm sure you heard him complain on WATP this week that you are setting him up for consequences to get him hurt or mug. or otherwise, like the trip to Gary, Indiana. Yes. Wasn't it that? Patty C. C. Cops said, Carl would never go there, and that's why I got put on the board? No. And Carl agreed to it? I don't know.

It seems as though you're leading Carl done the Primrose Pass. You know, why don't you just, like, put on the wheel of consequences that he has to blow you and give you a million dollars? He'll say, yeah, and then think it'll never show up. Slat it on the wheel. Anyway, love you, love the show, love you all the time, Vinnie Winnie. Oh, I would never, ever put my dick near those teeth. I'll tell you what. You see what he does to a rubber ball.

We already discussed it. Yeah, good points. I watched him eat straw through a chain link fed swans. It was horrifying. We got a million of them, folks. Oh, yeah. Stick around. All right.

So what were you saying, Carl? I have a voicemail over here. Okay. Oh, hey, Carl, this is Animal Kelly again. This is for the creep off to Vinnie. Hey, Vinny, what do you call a fat Italian? a guinea pig now not a great joke

but I did like the tag that he put on the end that's why I included it please don't put the pig noise on the board Carl I have to ask you a question did you know

the animal Kelly called the creep off voicemail line as well hold on fuck you man no I didn't hey pizza Paul you know it's Animal Kelly Oh, so you guys didn't even know what the fuck I was talking about ICP, huh?

That wasn't a funny enough consequence? No. Here's a better one. Here's a better one, pizza that I think you and Carl would like. When loser has to spin the wheel has to reenact. Goet on Electric Shock O.J., the parody song Anthony Coomier wrote that got him on the radio. And you've got to be in blackface to do it. I don't care if you got to record something or you do the live show.

But one of you, particularly you've been. Yeah. Hell, even car would be funny. Just make the lips really, really red and just yellow his teeth going, in Los Angeles jail and ain't nobody going to broke my bail. Just eyeballs popping around in blackface wondering, oh, we're never going to get a job. There, that's your consequence. That's funny enough for you, pizza?

Stop taunting me with pig noise. Sorry. Good idea. Detroit is sold out. WATBLive.com is where you can go to see the words sold out. So there's no more tickets available. So people, there's no refunds. So I'm announcing it now.

We're all coming out in Blackface for one of the segments of that show. Dude, how many times are you going to pitch this idea? What was the first time on air that I'm pitching it? All right. Here's a compliment. And someone has a question for us. I don't know how we would make this happen or not. Fuck you're funny.

Fucker you're entertaining. What I need to know is how the hell do I get. some creep off ringtones blowing on my phone. I'm going back and listen through all the old episodes and man, y'all have

some fucking outstanding tunes that I need the world to hear while people are calling me. Yes. So, yeah, that'd be fucking awesome. Ginny Winnie and thank you, fuck you bye.

Call me back. And I think that you should also get a different tone for when someone texts you. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck you, Carl. It's been he here? Oh, that's right.

I changed my... Carl, for the first time on the show, we might actually have to call somebody back. Oh, okay. Hey, is this show still going? I was just looking through the contacts with my phone for some reason I saved this in here quite a while ago, and I didn't know if this show's still going, so...

Let's call him. All right, whatever. You want to call them? Yeah, I do. I'm going to call him right now. Oh, yeah, let's do it. All right, where are you, sir? Is this show still going?

Bigger and better. than ever, baby. Come on. Hi, this is Vinny and Carl from the creep off. Hey, what's happening, buddy? We're still going. Yeah, we just wanted to let you know we're still going. I'll be damned.

Well, you saved our number in your phone. You must have enjoyed the program at some point. You wanted to participate. Where do we go wrong? Where did we steer in the wrong direction? Huh. I don't know. It might have been just a little bit too much, Carl.

Yeah. I get that a lot. Well, what if I told you that I'll start muting Carl's mic more often? Will you come back and listen to the show more? Really good odds. Really good ads. All right. Cool.

Well, we're still going. okay well then we give that a trial here and uh yeah we'll see how it goes all right later man sorry i was talking sir i apologize appreciate the call guys anytime all right see yeah people the chat are saying they couldn't hear him vennie uh you'll be able to hear it in the uh audio episode maybe it didn't go through bummer because uh funny yeah he he said it's carl's fault there's too much carl yeah yeah you heard what i asked him all right fair enough all right uh carl i don't Everyone's a fucking comedian, Vinny, except for us. I don't have any more.

Me neither. All right. So I guess that means it's time for a scum parade. And you know what that means? I get to hit this music. Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade.

Vinny and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade. Like stories of a kid Fucked by his mom or dad Soaking up the blood of a cat scum parade All right, let's start the scum parade In Wawa Watosa, Wisconsin, Carl All right.

Now, you know how much I love Private Christian schools? This one actually sounds pretty good. Yeah, this is not too bad. A teacher in a Private Christian school has been accused of sexually abusing an eighth grade student and buying him a gun in ammunition for his 14th birthday.

Holy shit. I always saw the kid who fucks the teacher is the most popular kid in school but he also has a gun. He's the coolest kid in school. I want to be his friend. I want to be his friend really bad. Do you think he'd let us sit at his table? I hope so. Maybe I'll make friends with his friends

to work my way to the click. Taisha Bolden, 34 allegedly met the victim when he was her student at the Pilgrim Lutheran school and court documents stayed Bolden. The student traded more than 2,200. actually text messages, some of which allegedly contain nude images and

flirtatious language. Now, I hate the way that's written because it's in the wrong order. Yeah. They're sharing nude photos of each other and flirtatious language. Yeah, they're being all cutesy and shit. Yeah. No, you show me your titties. No, you show me your... Right, right. As soon as a dick pick gets involved, you can stop right there. We get it.

Yeah. Prosecutters claimed the boys' parents went through his phone one night. Bad move, Bob and Dad. Oh, so hold up. So for once, the kid wasn't the problem. Usually it's the kid bragging to his buddies and then someone said something to someone. But this time, the kid was keeping it hush-hush, as he should, and his parents are going through his fucking phone. Dude, you've got to lock your phone.

Well, there's more. There's more. Lock it down, kids. Yeah, parents, they put that shit on their phone where they could just still get into it. You know, they put their parent lock password on it. Is that a thing? Yes. Not cool. It's not cool.

Well, yeah, you got to pay for your own phone. Get a job, you millennial shit. And then you can fuck your teacher in privacy. Lazy kids these days, Carl. I agree. Now, while they were going through the phone, they found a topless selfie. The teacher had set him. Police said they allegedly found other photos on his phone, including Bold and nude in the shower and others with hickies on her neck.

Investigators said Bolton allegedly drove the teen to a wooden park, at least once in June, when the alleged assault took place. Now, again, Corolla rule, if you could remember her to jerk off, it's not an assault. Right. If it's in your spank bank, bank, there was. was no crime committed on you. This kid's going to be J-Oing to that for the next 40 years. Bolden bought the gun along with the ammunition and gave it to him. Now, after that alleged incident, the police, the police he asked Bolden to buy him a Glock 19

handgun because he couldn't go out, quote, without protection. Right. Wisconsin, watch out. Yeah, you got to be packing. You need heat. You got to be like the oven door, man. You got to be packing. There's people who come over from across the border with their guns.

And you got to watch out for these. Kyle's to come over. And the teacher, after he made this request, like I said, you know, his 14th birthday was coming up. Yep. What better gift than to give him exactly what he wanted? A loaded gun. Yes.

Now, the pair's relationship continued until July 21st, according to the teen, when he asked her for money for another gun. Oh, okay. So this kid got greedy. So it is his fault. Yeah. She asked, Bolden allegedly gave him $1,000 in cash. Oh, shit.

But wouldn't buy him a second gun. What a fucking great girlfriend You don't need a second gun, dude You're 14 He only need one gun at 14 She gave him a thousand dollars Cash and that's when they stopped talking He broke it off

After he got a thought Like I'm almost thinking this kid's a creep This kid's a baller A creep we're talking about He's gonna his girlfriend to hand him over money Suck his dick And give him guns And you think he's a creep

How do you think he did in her class Dude this kid I don't care if he even graduates high school This kid is gonna be a success in life For sure. He's got to figure it out. Yeah, I would read his, I would subscribe to his newsletter. Fuck yeah. Absolutely. Now, on July 25th, the teen's parents called police to report him missing.

His mother told police him even staying at his teacher's house. Now, on July 28th, police pulled the teen over while he was carrying the same Glock 19. The teacher had allegedly purchased him weeks earlier. Police told a school administrator about the allegations against Bolton, so they questioned the suspect and she allegedly admitted to having the student's spend a night at her residence earlier this year. Bolden was fired and the administrator called the police. On August 15th, Bolton was arrested in charge with second-degree child sexual assault and giving a dangerous weapon to a child.

She was released out of $2,500 bond and faces up to 40 years in prison if convicted. She won't get 40 years, but she will get a lot of time for that. That was, yeah, that was not great. Agreed. But the parents, I mean, the dad's got to intervene here and high-five his son and get the mom out of there. Agreed. Carl, I got to pull this other video up here real quick. Sorry, folks. I've fucked up and closed the wrong window. I see. The city man is in jail

to... Boom, sorry. So our next story, folks, is one of the goddamn fuckiest ones I've ever covered. And I have the new story to talk about it. So let me put it up on the screen for you. This is the one I'm thinking of. This guy did the right thing. He just did it wrong. How do you figure? He made it. He made a pretty big error in here. He missed the word step. Yes.

That's the problem that I have with this story. He did miss the word step. You're missing the word step. What a tease, Carl. What a tease. Here we go. City man is in jail tonight after police say he beat his sister to death at a playground. Foss 25, Sarah Smith is live at Townsend Elementary where this all happens, Sarah, a shocking crime to say the least.

Yeah, this lady's camera ready. Yeah, Adam, police here say that... Grow a beard, honey. You'll look better. It's like it. I did. ...on that playground that you were just talking about, and things went too far. A night of drugs, drinking, and incestuous sex,

Del City police say lands 27-year-old Cody Guard in jail for second-degree murder. I believe the information that we have, we don't believe it was premeditated in any way. I think it was just kind of something that happened. Cody and his 18-year-old sister, Heather, in a relationship for years, police say, but Saturday the two went to have... Come again, officer?

Yeah. The 27-year-old of the 18-year-old siblings, full-bloodd siblings, were in a relationship for a long time and everybody knew it. That's the most disturbing part about this entire story is that they'd been a roommate.

This guy's dating his sister for years. Was this flowers in the attic? What is he doing? He's 27. She's 18. What do you think he's doing, Carl? Well, he was banging a minor that was his sister. And now he's banging it of age girl who is his sister and then murdering her. Yeah, follow the law, kind of. You know, what's interesting, though, is they decided one night they were doing drugs and hanging out.

Like, you know, we ought to do this. We ought to go to the elementary school park to fuck. Yeah, this isn't fucked up enough. Let's take it up a notch. You want to spice things up, sis? Jesus. Go to out to the park. Yeah, that's... sex. Yeah. Now, role-playing is one thing.

Like, hey, how about you pretend that we're not blood-related? You know, that can be fun. You get into it a little bit. You know, we're going to go to the elementary playground. Dude, do you think that, like, he has her bent over doggy style on the swings? And he's just going, remember when I used to push you on the knee? Holy shit. The Townsend Elementary School playground, and it became abusive.

According to documents, Cody admits to hitting and choking Heather. The two went home and then. next morning. She was unresponsive. Police say she was pronounced dead at a hospital. Investigators say they're familiar with this family. We've crossed past before our agency and the residence. We've had previous calls there. Checks out. Other things. Regarding the details of this investigation, even veteran detectives say they're surprised. The homicide element, not so much. I mean, we've seen that. We've worked those, the other parts of it. Yeah, it's kind of the first one I've ran across. in my career. Oh, Oklahoma sounds great.

Family and neighbors, not wanting to talk, and Cody is still in jail tonight. Livendell City, Sarah Smith, Fox 25 minutes. So this guy fucks his younger sister, then beats her to death, and they go, and even the police were surprised by this one. Not at the murder, not at the murder. Yeah, I know, right. I would hope so. Let's hit the super chance real quick.

Richard Lucas, yeah, let's head on. Friend of the show, where has Hannah been? Hannah is in South Carolina Although I think that she was making a trip To visit with Mint Salad This month I have to reach out to her and see how that's going They're doing that. Yeah, she said that was still happening

They're going to do a little photo shoot together So I'll have to see what's going on with that Bill Loney says My 12 year old has three guns All right Well, cool You're 12 world's pretty fucking cool Yeah, can we

How many teachers is he banging now Can Carl and I have lunch with your kid Can we sit at his table? It seems pretty popular. Seems pretty awesome. All right, Carl, let's talk about murder. Let's, shall we? Should we talk about some murders?

Finally. Let's talk about some murders. Get into it. Some more murders. Somebody has a good reason to get murdered. You want to kill this screen or do you have another video? Oh, shit. I do want to kill this screen.

Good call, buddy. No worries. All right. Let's go to Alabama. Police say, man, walked into a home depot in Pensacola, Florida. Last Friday, dude is from Alabama, drove to Pensacola and shot dead an 18 year old woman who was

the mother of his child. And I'm going to say I think she got off easy. She doesn't have to deal with this guy for the next 18 years of this kid's life as this girl grows up. Well, he was going to be a problem. Biddy. Well, yeah.

He was, but does she need to die? The reason why he did this, ladies and gentlemen, is because he found out that day that he had contracted an STD. That'll piss someone off right there. Yeah. Keith A.G. is 20 of Calvert, Alabama. He's charged with first-degree murder and the death of Brooklyn Sims,

who was found dead inside the Home Depot, where she was working as a contract employee for a company hired to do inventory. So she doesn't even work at the Home Depot. Her last job on earth is fucking counting screws and nuts and bolts for some inventory bullshit company for minimum fucking wage. Single working mother. Speaking of mothers, Sheila A.G. Keith's mom, 50 of McIntosh, Alabama, is charged as an accomplice.

Yes. After text messages obtained by investigators showed she not only knew her son's plan to kill Sims, but she encouraged and helped facilitate the murder. Minnie, we always give advice on here. Never plan a murder over text. You should use DMX instead. Always use DMX, everybody. Sheila AG reportedly worked with Sims for the same company that was contracted by Home Depot.

And the first of the series of text messages took Keith and his mob. They show Keith referencing the fact that he believed Sims had given him an STD. But the reference to the STD was redacted when released by the Ascumbia County Sheriff's Office. All right. So let's say it's gonorrhea. Vin, can you please try to read this tweet or this text message? Oh, everyone going to assume it's gonorrhea? Yeah, yeah. You put that in the blank there. Yes.

And I want to hear how well you do with this. This is a little bit of broken English. Oh, Jesus. Let's see. Let's go. Oh, you're going to get me canceled. Yep. do it in the accent too how you think maybe he would have talked she ain't do none but cost me money and gave me a gonorrhea i am finn fcd man lips all right i'll do it with aides i'm fit

i'm fit just shoot her i k i hate that for and but like i said i can't take it i don't give a fuck and no mo No-mo. No-mo. I don't give a fuck-no-mo. That was the first text. I think you were actually trying to read out some of those words that were all abbreviated. I know. I'm so stupid.

All right. Okay. The mother wrote, I'll call you, let you M.F. If you want to go to jail, I'll tell you where, when we get close. But if you don't come kill her, you're a motherfucking bitch. Wow. Got called out by his mom. That was the same way I got Suttering John to do the interview show with me.

You bitch. Sometimes you just got to call someone. out. Two others were injured at the shooting, one of whom told investigators she heard at least five shots before she tried to flee and suffered a gunshot wound to her hand. Surveillance video does not capture the shooting, but does show AG running back towards the same entrance where he entered. According to the report, he is then seen on exterior camera running through the parking lot, getting into a silver sedan and fleeing at a high rate of speed. What kind of Home Depot has dead spots where there's no surveillance camera? Yeah. That's odd, right? You

think that every ounce of a Home Depot would be covered. Every fucking square inch. I said ounce. I know. I was going to help you out there. You know, again, folks, I'm not a smart man. I don't pretend to be. I'm stupid. Speaking of dumb people, so Keith Agee. Yeah. So not long after, Keith Agee called 911 from a local pizza restaurant saying he wanted to turn himself in.

He's been charged with both Sims murder and two counts of aggravated battery for the injuries to the other two employees now i appreciate that he called himself and he must have known he's too stupid to get away with it yeah his mom he's like i know my mom's gonna rat me out we also did it all wrong he did everything wrong so the cops take him into custody and they start searching as shit obviously they find the text messages from the mom and obviously she gets arrested and uh she is now been extradited to pensacola and she's being held without bond as well they're both scheduled in court on September 8th. Mother and son.

It's not going to go well for that, a lot of evidence against them. It is not good. So, Carl, if there was ever a good reason to murder someone, what do you think it would be? Well, I have to say, like let's say

your dentist didn't fix your teeth or maybe the surgeon didn't do a good job on your club foot. Mom broke your feet and her vagina. Or worse than both of those things. a bad haircut that's a good reason that's a pretty good reason

to murder someone well let's go to new mexico a man has been convicted of a double homicide and a handful of other charges after he killed two people over an argument that was spurred on by a bad haircut i just want to say i'm glad that my wife is very good at hair not a lot of bad haircuts coming out of that salon hey carl guess who hated stephen singer i hate stevensinger dot com mark valensier had because he shot and killed 40-year-old Stephen Singer and 48-year-old Eve Aragon and attempted

to kill David Sturgeon on December 11th, 2021. Now, according to the court records, Valencia, Singer, Aragon, and Sturgeon were at Sturgeon's residence on the evening of the shooting. The four were drinking, and records say Valencia and Aragon were in a relationship at the time. That evening singer

gave Valencia a haircut, which Valencia was unhappy with? To say the least. To say the least. And an argument began. The argument escalated and Valencia left the residents to go to his car. Never good. When he returned, he brought back a 9mm handgun that he kept in his vehicle. Records say the front door to the residence was locked after Valencia left.

And as a result of not being able to get in, Valencia shot into the door around eight times. By the way, when you shoot a door eight times, you're pissed. Yeah. I have him on record. He said, uh, I started blasting. Bang! Ha! When a Valencia eventually...

That is a temper tantrum if I've ever heard one. When Valencia eventually got into the residence, he shot. Singer in the head. And when Errigan went to help singer, Valencia shot her in the head as well. According to Dr. Valencia then began shooting at the homeowner Sturgeon, who took cover in a closet and called 911. An audio recording of Sturgeon's 911 call was used as evidence during the jury trial. Dude, you went to a closet?

You know what this guy does to doors? You're not going to be able to get away from him in a closet? I'm hardly in the closet. Yeah, it's not going to worry. Die with the bad hair cut. It's going to shoot me because I'm not in the closet. I think the reason why it did work is because he fucking shot all of his bullets into the front door.

yeah fucking dummy oh yeah man there was probably this other guy was not supposed to get out of life no there was a definitely a plan to kill him so the state's primary argument against valencia was that he made the deliberate choice to commit the murders no shit the defense's main argument supported valencia was that the alcohol consumed that evening inebated him to the point of not being able to make

that deliberate choice so he was too drunk to realize he shouldn't shoot his friend his girlfriend and his roommate in the head. Him and alcohol do not mix well, I would say. Yeah. After a three-day trial, the jury came to a verdict on Wednesday, August 16th. He's been convicted of the double homicide, and he will be sentenced at a later date. Carl, that is the scum parade for this week.

Love it, Vinny. What a fun, fun time it is talking about murder and torture with you every Monday at 1 p.m. Oh, buddy. Thanks. Here on YouTube. I love it so much. I'm so glad that we got to do another show together. we're going to do a bonus episode this Wednesday. Carl, tell the people what we're doing.

Friday will be. I'm sorry, Friday. That's correct. We changed it. I'm stupid. We'll be inducting into the Hall of Fame one, Chris Dahlia. You're going in, Chris. Creep off Hall of Fame, Christalia. And that's a fun one because I think there's going to be more that comes out over the next couple months and years. So he's one that we might revisit, but he's already a Hall of Famer. Yeah. And we're also going to talk. on the Chris Chan situation. Running free. Christine Chandler.

Christine Weston Chandler is having a ball. I hope that she reunites with her lover, aka mother. And they can get back to getting down. Mothers and sons. Might be the name of this episode. Mothers and sons. Wow, that's misgendering someone, sir. Oh, I was signing with the lady from a scum parade

and her son. All right, folks. if you want to hear or get any of our bonus content all you need to do is visit the creepoff dot com there's links to our patreon our supercast and our back dot buy as well as links to our voicemail email email youtube channel and anything else you need to know about the show so most importantly you could vote there so please visit it this week and we'll be back next monday carl let's get the fuck out of here it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice God.

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