The Creep Off - Episode 181: It’s a Dog Eat Ass World Out There

Episode Date: September 4, 2023

This week Karl & Vinnie explore the world of academia and make their nominations for the Creepiest college professor: In the Scum Parade we dish some hot celebrity gossip, we also meet a neighbor at his wits end and a man who was just defending his home. The score is currently Vinnie 3- Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: https://nypost.com/2018/04/20/morgan-freeman-had-affair-with-step-granddaughter-alleged-murderer/?utm_source=reddit.comMelton news: Klay Holland who bashed and raped home intruder Shane Cox jailed in Melbourne (9news.com.au)Pizza Hut manager corners teen worker in bathroom, sexually assaults her, Florida cops say (yahoo.com)Caught on camera: Tampa man injected opioid ‘chemical agent’ under family’s door, police say | WFLAWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

Warning, listening to the creep off might leave you triggered. This episode may contain murder, rape, laughing of murder and rape, ableism, Lenny Dykstra, serial keeters, smile talking, fat shaming, child abuse, drug abuse, drug abuse, victim blaming, and the state of Florida. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Disgusting

Disgusting Vombo. Ola, Cripos, it's Labor Day. Everybody's having a great time, but me. I'm here for the creep off. It's Carl. He's going to a pool party. Everybody's so happy.

Let's move this along. I got things to do today. Fucking great. Fucking awesome. Oh, Vinny. Stop being a little bitch. We're having fun today. It's the creep off, baby. Welcome to the show.

This is the show that we talk about creeps. I like this new intro. I like this a lot. I'm Carl. This is my buddy Vinnie Paulino. He's also sitting John's buddy, Vinny Paulino. That's me. You are watching or listening to The Creepoff.

And what we do on The Creepoff is we have a contest every single week to determine who brought the biggest creep in. And you all vote on it on our website, the creepoff.com. And we bring in our results girl, Jessica, at the beginning of every show, to tell us how he did. And you might notice I'm feeling good about this week. I think I did a good job last week. I think the listeners responded.

And Jessica, do we have results from last week's show? What was the category? It was creepy as personal trainer. It was personal trainer, Carl. But with 88-57, 60% of the vote, Carl wins. I didn't know. I needed that. I needed that one badly.

That makes the score three. That makes the score three. to two. I'm making my comeback here. Don't call it a comeback. Please don't call it a comeback. I want to congratulate you on your victory. Thank you. That's very big of you, Vinny. I appreciate that. Yeah. You know what else is big of me? My enlarged heart. My waistline. Any more fat jokes for me today? I think you got it covered. Good job, buddy. Thank you. Good job. I'm being told the sound sucks today for some reason. Uh-oh. What's going on with the sound? Check. Check. It does sound pretty off when you play the audio from your soundboard.

Oh, no. Huh. Very weird. Everything seems to be going through the right places. Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. That was fine. The USA or your chant wasn't heard at all.

That's not working? I know what it is. I got it. I know what it is. Fix it. Oh, yeah. You got to uncheck that stupid box. Also, automatically adjust mic volume.

Got to uncheck that one. That one was fucking me up. Okay. Yeah, you're good. You're good. No, no, no, don't crack it. I was just peeking at it. All right, all right.

All right, very good. Peak being the operative word there. So, problem solved. Look at that. Here we go. You know, when I first got here, but he seemed like he was in a good mood. Everything has changed since then.

I don't know what just happened over the last five minutes. I'm all right. All right. I'm fine. Just, do we get any feedback or anything? Well, we got a few. Twitch Moonston said, the voices of those whining crime hosts

makes me want to punch babies. And then someone responded, Dessalopod. After you do that, I'll set him the article about it. Yes, perfect. We're creating our own news here on the show. We are content creator.

The absolute worst kind. Full circle. I love it. So, all right. Very good. Jessica, who did you vote for this week? I forgot to vote. You didn't vote So no one

If you don't vote You can't complain people All right We need everyone to get out there And rock the vote Fucking millennials, Carl I know They just sit there

Through the most important Election of your lifetime You sat through it She's not She's not a millennial though right What are you? You're Gen Z Yeah

Oh You were offended When you called you Millennial just now Aren't you Yeah As you should be F those people

A little worse A little worse What's her listening to us right now. Fair enough. Well, I want to thank Jessica for showing up because not only is it Labor Day, which in the United States is a federal holiday, it's also Super Chat Monday. And I know you celebrate Super Chat Monday with your family every year.

Just so thank you for spending some time with us today to celebrate this occasion. And I want to thank Kinky Loco coming in with five bucks before we even started the show today because he knew. He knew that it's Super Chat Monday. Thank you for working on Labor Day. You are welcome, sir. Thank you. You're the greatest, buddy.

We love you. I'm annoying, says vote for Vinny. If she looks like that, she can be annoying all she wants. That's correct. So vote for me. Good point. Well, we've got to start the show, the contest before we can have people voting. Well, we could.

So, Jess, any other comments today? Where can we follow you? You can follow me at Jeff's daydreaming anywhere on social media I love it We'll see you soon, Jess, take care Thanks, Jess I like what she brings good news to the show That's always appreciated

All right, I got to get it together You do have to get it together because it is three to two I gotta get a W today We'll all be tied up I'm getting ahead of myself, hold on Let me backtrack here Today we are doing Creepiest College Professor

Is there a reason why you chose this category? I feel like it's back to school school time. And it's one that we haven't hit yet. Interesting. We've done creepiest teachers. We've looked at principals. We've looked at all sorts of things involved in academia, but we've never done creepy as professor. And I felt like it was about time. All right. And now, of course, I brought a creepy professor today. Are you going to ring the bell? People might think that I would bring the Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski, but that is not the case. Because that guy was a scholar and had a lot of good

points it's amazing how now we all look back and go yeah yeah yeah this social media thing's a fucking problem what do you know yeah he knew i mean his methods were a little off but uh he knew what the deal was it's amazing everyone just looked at what he did and not what he and they didn't listen to what he had to say i know it's too bad all right viny i'm going to present to you the creepiest college professor amy bishop now amy bishop shot and killed her younger brother, Seth, when she was 21 years old. Oh, no. They had a rivalry, and he was better at everything than she was.

And so she was quite jealous of her younger brother. Well, one day she's home alone. There had been a burglary in the neighborhood not too long ago, so she was very scared. So she has a shotgun to guard herself in the house. Her brother comes home, and she says, you know, I'm not sure if I know how to work this thing. Whoops! Shoots him, kills him. So they play this office.

it was an accident. Now, the police department, because they knew her parents, were like, yeah, yeah, it was just an accident. They never really investigated it. Turns out that was the second round that she had fired from that shotgun. She shot off a test shot from her bedroom before he got home. So that's a little bit odd that you'd be like, I don't know how to work this thing when you already shot one. And she put another shell in there, another bullet in after she shot her brother. See, I got to be honest with you. I feel like that would be a great thing. self-defense. I'm so bad with this thing.

I already shot one hole in the wall. And now I put one of my brother. Oopsie, daisies, butterfingers. Maybe you're right, many. So she had a hard time fitting in. She didn't have a lot of friends. And I got to give credit to This is Monsters on YouTube for providing me with these clips today.

So she went to Northeastern University. She joined the Dungeons and Dragons Club. That's where she met her husband, Jimmy Anderson. She then went on to Harvard to get her Ph.D. in genetics. And she would brag about this to people all the time that she was Harvard educated. I'd rather listen to a vegan talk than someone from Harvard. No shit. No shit. So this is the fact that she probably shouldn't have even gotten her Ph.D. from Harvard.

I don't know if she should. Someone who was familiar with her work at Harvard would say that her dissertation was a scandal at the school because it wasn't good. and people felt like she should have never received her doctorate. Despite that, she had gotten it, so she moved on to a postgraduate research fellowship. By now, Jimmy was having trouble holding down steady work, and the couple were struggling with bills. Amy wasn't performing well enough at the fellowship she had at the Harvard Medical Center. Her supervisor, Dr. Paul Rosenberg, had been having problems with Amy getting into altercations with her coworkers. Then she got upset that he wasn't able to give her doctoral dissertation a positive review.

So she's not happy with her supervisor, Dr. Paul Rosenberg. Now, you do not want to be on Amy's bad side as we found out with her younger brother. That's why I think that whoever narrated that, sugar-coded that so much at the end, like was not able to give her a positive review. You didn't want to say anything too awful about her. Right. I feel like this guy learned his lesson, probably more so than the other guy. You might be right about that.

So this Dr. Paul Rosenberg comes home one day and there's a package waiting for him and he was not expecting a package. So he was a little bit suspicious of it. Since Dr. Rosenberg wasn't expecting a package, he was suspicious. He took his time cutting an opening in the center of the box, not at the seams where someone would normally open a box. Once able to peek inside, he saw wires and a piece of pipe. It only took a few minutes for police to arrive. and start evacuating the entire block. The Unabom Task Force arrived with a bomb squad

and they investigated the package. They were two four and a half inch pipe bombs connected to two nine-volt batteries which would have been triggered when Dr. Rosenberg lifted the flaps of the box. Cutting an opening in the center saved his life. So Dr. Rosenberg locked out here because the Unabomber wasn't the news at this time

and he's going, I don't know if I should just be opening this thing. And I'm just thinking about this. Like if it wasn't for the Unabomber. Yep. I mean, that was so long ago. Nowadays, if a package comes to my house, this is something that would never go through my mind. I'm like, oh, something for me. I know.

Oh, a treat. Yay. Right. This woman, after she did her postgraduate work, had a real hard time getting her shit together. Amy continued working in research at various hospitals, but she regularly lost her job because it was impossible to work with her. She tried writing fiction, but people said her writing was terrible,

and she tried to work with another writer, but she burned that bridge as well. In 2001, Amy gave birth to her fourth child, a boy, they named Seth. If that wasn't weird enough, he was born on his deceased uncle's birthday. So that's creepy. She murders her brother

and then names her fourth child, Seth, who was happy to be born on his birthday. Well, it makes sense that she would name him after the brother that she accidentally killed. Right. Wink. Yeah, oops, whoopsie. I call this one whoopsie Daisy.

Yeah. Which is middle name. So she was then hired by the University of Alabama, Huntsville. Okay. And this is getting into the fact that she is a professor, not a good one. Her teaching style was not popular, and students took to the website rate my professors.com to express their opinions. Students called her aloof and arrogant. One review said, Dr. Bishop is very unclear in her test preparation, grading, and overall teaching style.

She's not at all organized, and neither are her. lab instructors. The tests are fairly easy and you never really have to go to class except on review day. Another review said, for a Harvard graduate, she has very little common sense. So the students actually formed a petition to get her removed from these classes she was teaching, which has not been done before. And so they brought that to the dean. In Alabama ever. Right. So they brought it to the dean and they ignored it. They're like, nah, she's fine. These kids, It's her first year, give her a break. She went to Harvard.

Yeah, well, right. And actually what they said was because she had that degree, they were able to get grants, federal grants and things. Because, oh, you have someone from Harvard is doing studies. Okay, well, then we'll give you this. But unfortunately, so she had to get research papers published in order to get tenure. She really wanted to get tenure. If you don't get tenure, after six years, you're no longer a professor. So it was a very important thing.

She actually paid to have a research paper published in one of the journals. It's just so she could get this. But unfortunately, that did not work for her. After a lengthy review, Amy's tenure was denied. Amy was outraged and filed an appeal along with a claim of gender discrimination because one of the reviewing professors had said she was crazy. That professor was given the opportunity to retract his comment, but he refused. He said, I said she was crazy multiple times, and I said,

stand by that. This woman has a pattern of erratic behavior. She did things that weren't normal. She was out of touch with reality. Amy's appeal was denied. Of course, Amy began to rant that she was only denied tenure because everyone else was out to get her. Oh, she's one of those people. It's not my fault. Everyone was just out to get me. That's why I can't. It's because I went to Harvard. That's why. Okay. I could hear it now, dude. That's insufferable. Yeah, she sucks. Everyone hates her. There's only one person that's friendly with her at this university. So there's a faculty meeting on a Friday afternoon. Okay.

And the faculty meeting is talking about the next semester. She will not be a professor the next semester. But for whatever reason, she decides to go to this faculty meeting. And so the other professor is like, what is Amy doing here? She doesn't need to be here for this. Well, let's find out what she was doing. It's old erratic Amy just showed up the meeting. She doesn't need to be in.

So she taught her two classes that morning, went home, had lunch with her husband. Her husband then dropped her off for this meeting and was going to pick her up for a date night after the meeting. Okay, they had this all planned out. There was no reason for Amy to be there since it was about the next semester. So when she walked into the conference room and sat in a chair closest to the door, the other faculty were surprised, but shrugged it off. Amy sat in the meeting for almost 40 minutes and didn't say a word. At 3.37 p.m., Dr. Gopi Padilla was just wrapping up the meeting when Amy pulled a Ruger P85 9mmmm semi-automatic pistol out of her bag and started shooting. She started with the person closest to her and just went around the table

shooting each person in the head. She shot Dr. Padilla in the head, then she shot staff assistant Stephanie Monticiolo in the face. Dr. Maria Ragland Davis was shot in the head and chest before Amy shot Dr. Adriel Johnson in the head. Dr. Lewis Cruz Vera was shot in the chest, and Dr. Joseph Leahy was shot in the head. She's a good shot, this one. It's pretty impressive. Yeah, to me, I'm just hearing. Pugh, pew, pugh, like she's doing the trick shots under her leg.

Yeah, she's doing cartwheels. I have audio of this situation. Oh, good, yeah, let's hear it. I started blasting. Bye, wow. Holy shit, though. Yeah. That's a lot of good shots.

Like, one guy, ladies in the face, the other one's in the head. Yeah. She's taking them all out, so she shot six of them. You know what? I'd give her tenure. Yeah. We re-reviewed this, and we think that maybe you earned it. Yeah.

That's pretty good. So there is one woman, as I mentioned, who's friendly with her in this meeting. By now, most of the faculty had ducked under the table. Amy stood up and walked right up to Dr. Deborah Moriarty, who considered herself a friend of Amy's. She begged Amy not to shoot. Don't do this. Think of my children. Think of my grandchildren.

Amy was unmoved. and squeezed the trigger, but the gun jammed. So this woman always survived because the gun jammed on her. What an asshole? This Amy Bishop character is a real prick. Yeah, man. You can't even like be like fake nice with her without getting shot in the head. She's not buying it, apparently.

Fucking Amy. Okay, so the police come to this event. She wraps up the gun in her coat, throws it in a garbage in a bathroom on the second floor of the building. They'll never find that. Good idea. And then walks out and immediately the police arrest her. Yeah. She goes quietly. The husband's like, what? Are we going to date night or what? What's going out here? Where'd she go? Holy shit. At this point, Amy's record was squeaky clean. On paper, Amy had no history of violence despite having shot and killed her brother, sent a package bomb to her former boss and attacked

a woman in an eye hop. Jimmy didn't offer any of those details. Sarah husband didn't mention. What the fuck happened to the IHop? The funniest thing. So when they had the newborn, they go to an IHop and they need like one of those chairs, what do you call it? Yeah, like a high chair. High chair, yeah. And so

the last one was taken by this other family. So Amy walks up to the woman says, hey, I need to use your high chair. The woman's like, no, my baby's in it or you can't have it. So she punched her in the face. Amy's a problem. It would have been better if she just throwed the baby on the floor. That would have been funny.

Yeah. Holy shit. Hold, wait a second. Good comment here. Der Sectin spinner. I don't know what that is. Wait, so she handles guns quite well after all. I think she may have actually murdered her brother.

I think you're right about that. In fact, what happened was after this happened, they went back and looked at that case again and decided to maybe try her for murder in that case. She did not respond to this well, many. On June 16th, 2010, a grand jury in Massachusetts indicted Amy Bishop for the first-degree murder of Seth Bishop. Two days later, Amy used a razor blade to slash her wrists in her cell. She was found by a guard and her wounds were treated. At trial, Amy entered a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity. So she tried to plea insanity.

The problem with this is the fact that she tried to hide the murder weapon, which proves she knew what she was doing was wrong. and that if she got caught, she would get in trouble. So for that reason, she got life without the possibility of parole. So she is in prison. Even did she, did she, did she tell the judge she went to Harvard? I think she did. I think she mentioned that multiple times.

And they still get, wow. I know. Wow. Well, she didn't get the death penalty. It's like that diploma's not worth shit. So Amy Bishop, who shot six people killing three is my, well, I also killing her brother, said before that and punching a woman at an I hop. That is my creepiest college professor, Vinny. Do you want to hit that?

Super chat, absolutely. Real quick, because I have something just for Nice, because Nice does a very good job with the Super Chats, and we do appreciate that. Hold on, let me find it. I know I have it on here somewhere. No, I can't find it. Oh, there it is.

Here comes the money. Here we don't. Thanks for the Super Chat. Nice, at least Chen from the Jingles Department thinks he's nice. And that's the only. Hold on nice. Since you gave us $20, say, thanks Carl and Vinny for working today. K and V are nice. Thanks for the super chat. Nice. Nice is always a huge supporter. If lucky, Carl will immediately

offer the money for another Boots pick from Vic. Maybe I will. We'll see what happens. But I just want to say, I know people love it when we interrupt ourselves with the super chats. And I thought having multiple jingles per one super chat, people would really enjoy that yeah i feel like that's giving the people what they want yep that's what i do i'm a pleaser um in all seriousness you know the superchats thing thank you guys you're very kind we love it's great we love it you're very kind uh carl does that make it my turn it does buddy what do you got all right well i'd like to introduce you to my creep today his name is themis mozacus here's a picture yeah it looks like a normal college professor in fact he has some pretty

good scores from his students there awesome is the top score at a college Yeah, you get awesome through awful, through awful. Awesome through awful. Either way, you're getting an A. So, no offals, 18 awesomes, six greats. People seem to like him. He's a good professor. He teaches chemical engineering. This gentleman has written textbooks on the subject. I'm going to keep his picture right there because I want you to look him in the eyes while I tell you this story. He following me around the studio. He went to the Technical University of Athens. Like I said, he's very accomplished. And he, landed at Penn State University, Carl. No creeps there. Yeah, where he taught chemical engineering. Now, he's also a Democratic political donor.

He gave a lot of money to the campaigns of Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren, according to federal records. A college professor? A college professor who's a Democrat? I can't believe it. It was in the article. I just thought I would throw it in there. Not that I'm trying to prejudice anybody.

Now, in April, an investigation started at the Rothrock State Park in Pennsylvania. Now, they had installed a brand new trail cam by their public restrooms because that fucking pandemic, people are always going in there and stealing the hand sanitizer. Right? Sure. And that's a problem for them. So they've had this camera there for a while, but they had moved it and put it in a new

spot. And one day, they captured images of an unknown man, engaging in what would be considered lewd acts around the restroom. Okay. The man was naked from the waist down except for shoes and socks. That's a good place to be naked. And he had his dog with him, which appeared to be a collie. Okay. What was he doing, Carl?

Well, the video has never been released. Good. Okay. But I found some people on Reddit who have claimed that they've seen this. And the video showed a man masturbating by the women's restroom. Well, his dog licked something that he smeared into his ass. He then started having sexual relations with the dog, which he tried to film on a silver tablet computer that he kept dropping.

This is all out of trail cam. So he's got a dog looking his asshole out. You got to get a selfie stick for that. Well, he's jerking off in front of the women's room. And then he's either fucking the dog, sucking the dog off, jerking the dog off. I don't know. All I know is sexual acts with the dog. Yep.

Now, investigators saw this footage. And we're completely shocked because the forest rangers are like, what the fuck? And actually, I have audio of the investigator watching the video for the first time. Shee. The investigators started doing some research. And there was a couple of things that they were able to use his clues. Number one was the dog. Okay.

Number two was a backpack that he was running a North Face backpack. And the tablet. It wasn't an iPad. It was some type of other tablet. on an iPad who gives a shit. They were able to use these things to look at all of the different parking lots and figure

out which car this person came there in and his license plate. They were able to track them down. Well, could you imagine Professor Madzukas' shock when he opens up his door one morning and the police department is there? According to the documents, so the

officers executed the warrant to search his home, he became visibly nervous, Carl. And he said, I don't know what you guys are here for. I don't know. I don't know why you guys would be here. I'm just a simple professor. Do you guys like chemical engineering? He tries to bore him to death. He's trying to show him the fucking textbook. And what they say to him is they say, no, no, sir. What we're interested in is jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, spike it in it. This is what it got sad. Uh-oh. Because the man's caught red-handed and he's doing everything he

can to just try to act normal. And one of the cops said something to the effect of, come on, man. You know why we're here. you know why we're here don't you and that's what he broke down yes I know why you're here I'm done I'm dead kill me he starts begging for the police officers to kill him

he's grabbing onto their clothes kill me now it's embarrassing but come on people Christa Leah came back you can come back buddy you're fine he's like I need to die he's begging the cops to shoot because he got caught fucking his dog in the bar I mean that is very embarrassing

don't get me wrong If I was the subject of this show For something that hate is I'd be pretty upset too So when the cops say they're like Oh buddy Why did you do this? Why did you take this dog to the park

And have this dog eat out your ass And fuck it Why did you do this? He says I do it to blow off Steve Sure And then he called his dog In the room He was like

Come here, Steve Come here Steve I get it Come on Go on Zero Dark Tony wrote It was a reach around retriever That's pretty funny

Thank you Thank you please do invoices it's way up there so check out the ripcast folks love tony he's a good dude one more important point here i cannot skip over this okay they started searching all of his electronic devices as you could imagine and there was videos of him and his dog his reach around retriever at the park having a great time all the way back to 2014 okay so this guy was doing this for like nine years which listen he sounds like he was faithful

just the one dog right that's good the one dog yeah okay that's good i'm gonna give him he's committed he is committed now it looks like or he's about to plead guilty for some reason this guy his court date is set for september 28th so for some reason yeah well it took a while it took a long time as always i'm finding that a lot of these people supposed to get speedy trials it takes for fucking ever takes for fucking ever what i find heinous about this guy in comparison to say you're creep. Everyone knew this lady was crazy. She was like on front street about being crazy. Everyone hated

her. This guy, they thought he was a good dude. He's a bore. He's a fucking chemical engineer, whatever the fuck he's doing. And then he's taking his dog to the park and raping it. You always have to do this. You always have to come up with a reason why your guy is creepier than my person.

Yes, because it's a competition. I need people to vote. Because you know it's not. So you're trying to manipulate people. You're trying to gaslight people. You brought a big or creep when you know you didn't. You got a mass shooter. I got a guy who let his dog lick out his asshole, he jerked off at a public park by the restroom.

It's a dog-eat-ass world out there, Vinny. What are you going to do? It's the name of this episode. It's a dog-eat. All right, Carl, let's hit some super chats and move on. But before we do, just a quick reminder that you can vote this week. Everybody go to payoff.com and vote for my new best buddy, Vinnie Paulino.

Thank you, John. Holy shit, nice. Another $20 from nice. Thank you, nice. Professor sick as fuck. What's this will become? He is definitely not nice. Not nice.

That's official. Not nice. Let's get him off the screen. I don't want to look in his eyes anymore. Thank you. Carla's a dope curve. The brim anymore. It's a tunnel.

I don't know. What's this joke? I don't know. I think he's making part of your hats. You're talking about my baseball cap. It is. You do have a very, very, very bent brim. I do.

In my old age, I've switched to the snapbacks. I see that. Yeah, well, it's just, it seems to be what the kids are doing these days, and I feel the need to fit in. I can't win, because if I don't have a hat on, then Suthering Johnson says he can land a plane on my forehead. And if I do have a hat on, it's the wrong style. I just, I can't win anymore, Betty. I'm trying everything. All right, Vinny, this is the time of the show where we usually do who are these creepos.

But I have decided to change things up this week for us because I got a note in our Discord from one Ray Guitard. And Ray Guitard sent me a link to a video called The World's Dumbest Criminals. And I thought this would be fun for us to change things up because it's definitely on brand for us here at the creep-off. And I want to introduce you to Antoine Sims, who went to a McDonald's.

We're going to start with number two and go in order. He went to McDonald's and his French fries were cold, Vinny. Hold on one second, folks. His French fries were cold. And so you know what you do when you get cold fries at a McDonald's? You get the authorities involved. You call the police and get them involved in order to get this situation corrected. One second, buddy, sorry.

Yeah, no problem. There we go. I had to do this a little differently. Forgive me, everybody. You're forgiven. Let's do it. All right. What's on, man? Real quick.

What's up? Basically, we went in there. Real quick, I'm sorry. I should point out for people who are listening, this is the body cam footage you're seeing of the police officer coming up to Antoine outside of the McDonald's. All right. Go ahead. What's that, man? We didn't want this call. Okay.

What's that? Basically, we went in there, purchased some food. I guess it's something wrong with their server. Okay. Before I tried to order on the little box thing, she said that wasn't working. He had to stop us from order and go help her. Okay. So he probably frustrated at work.

You know what I'm saying? That's the whole scenario. Okay. So why did y'all call? So, like, what happened? Because we ordered the food, he couldn't print us a receipt. Okay. So he said the receipt would be printing the back. So I said, okay.

So he said, me and my fiance are looking for homes around here. So he went back to Progressive Reynolds looking at homes. I guess our order was called, but we don't even know I order a number. Okay. You know what I'm saying? So now our food is sitting there cold, so when I come up, I say, you know, I try to fry the fries. They're lukewarm, but they're not hot. Okay.

You know what I'm saying? So we get some fresh fry. Okay. He said, okay, the fires are not hot, touch the fries. He said, no, they're not hot. And at this point, you don't touch them. So, you know, they're up. Yeah, I just get it for fresh set.

All right, Benny. I feel like this gentleman is very reasonable. It is very important to have the police monitor the temperature of french fries at McDonald's. I feel like this is a perfect resource. He goes, no, they were warm. Don't get me wrong. They weren't cold. But not as high as I would have liked them to be, officer, you understand.

Not the greatest argument. I'm not going to like, uh-huh, yeah, okay, what? Why are you telling me all this? so then after he gets the story he goes over and talks to the cop goes and talks to the manager now the manager tells me very different story this guy was being an asshole

he's motherfucking him up and down in front of children at the restaurant screaming at him and the manager said listen I'll just refund your money it's not a problem and the guy's like no because I put it out a credit card it's going to take three to seven days for the money to go back on the credit card so that's not acceptable so this is him

talking to the manager talking to the police officer here refund, take a business elsewhere. Please don't come back. Okay. Screen at me, how long CT? Did you give him his refund? Like, is that all right? You refused to. Okay. You're not going to give you a refund.

Okay. No, you're fine. Having heard the owner's request, the officer then decides to definitely ban Antoine from the store. So here's the deal. As a business owner, he has the right to not remake your food. He is willing to do a refund. He has no problems doing a refund, but he's not going to remake your food. As a business owner, he can do that. He does not want you coming back in the store. He actually wants those criminally trespass you, so you will not be allowed back at this McDonald's.

I don't even stay here. It doesn't matter. He's requested it. We've got to do it. It's not a big deal. It's a piece of paper we're going to give you. It's going to say, hey, you can't come back to this McDonald's. That's all it is.

Wow. No, just realistically, did I do anything? I don't know. I'm not here to even figure that out. I'm here to keep the piece. Yeah, this is completely civil. So, yeah, yeah, okay. No, no, I don't want to complain about it.

No, no, no. So, I'm just, I'm just don't understand what I did wrong with this. No, you're good. He doesn't understand what he did wrong. You called the police on a McDonald's franchise owner for having cold French fries. Now, they're not going to charge you, sir. You don't have to get that worked up about the trespass order. Do you know how many of those pieces of paper I have stuffed into my glove compartment right now?

Every KFC in the tri-state area? Oh, my God. So many Burger Kings. I fucking hate pickles. They say, have it your way. They still fucking put the pickles on. Oh, God.

Do not put a pickle on a burger around Vinnie Paulino. It will not go well for you. Correct. All right. Let's keep this moving. What we're going to find out here in this next video is that maybe Antoine should not be calling the police for Eddie. Explaining the situation to Antoine, the officer then goes to his car to fill in the CT form.

And it is here that he discovers who Antoine actually. is. Wanted person, caution, violence, armed and dangerous. The following seconds of silence are clear proof of the big surprise in which the officer was, and by the time the owner had told the officer that Antoine had an ankle monitor attached to his leg. He knew exactly how to proceed. I got you. As the officer approached Antoine, we can detect signs of nervousness, seeing his body language, almost as if he knows what was coming. I'm not under arrest or anything, you know.

No, sir. Just come over here and I'll have you sign this real quick. I said, I'm not under arresting you. No, no, you're not. Yeah, just come over here, I'll have you sign this real quick. You have to sign it saying that you're not to come back to the property. So you'll do it, run out. Can I see you, sir?

Run, Antoine. Can you come over here, man? No, I'm afraid to y'all, sir. Why are you afraid? Three years, sir. I'm going to walk you through. Why are you doing that? I know how to feel it out.

Why are you doing that? I know how to put it. Am I right? Yeah. No. Let's get. We got a runner. We got a runner. Go ahead, God.

Go ahead. That guy's quick with a pair of slides out. Yeah, it does. Once again, the eight-car, car, car, car. It's doing its job here. This guy's just walking around, going to McDonald's. All right, so he runs from the police once he realizes, oh, shit. I forgot that there's a warrant out for my arrest.

and that's a problem so number five is the exciting conclusion thanks here we go officers eventually found him in a nearby residential parking lot after a resident called the police to say that a man was trying to break into a third floor apartment police then tasered him in the back

causing Sims to scream hysterically and arrested him yeah we got a tase hey Carl we got a tase what good are these fucking ankle braces shouldn't they be able to track that shit no shit I don't understand what the point of those things are. You got to wait until like this lady calls in to say he's over here. So my track number

six is how they started this segment, but I think this is more fun as the reveal. All right. Wise guy should have never called the police in the first place. 24 year old Antoine Sims had gone to a McDonald's and because his fries were cold and they didn't give him a refund. He then decided to call the police. But what the police didn't know yet is that Antoine had a warrant for arrest for failing to appear in court for a 2018. Homicide where he set a car on fire with a woman in it. He set a car on fire with a woman in it and skipped out on going to the old homicide court hearing.

Isn't that amazing? Well, here's the thing that I'm taking away from this. He showed a lot more respect to the manager of the McDonald's to the woman that he set out fire. That's true. Maybe he's growing as a person. But either way, Antoine, we see. salute you, sir. I think

check it out the world's dumbest criminals can be a fun little segment from time to time out here. Oh my God, I love it. I absolutely love it. I watch Code Blue Cam all the time, and I think the reason why they always put that thing at the beginning, as opposed to the end. Yeah. It's because they want people to watch it. Most of the time, the videos are really boring. That's true.

And you don't get to the payoff till the end. They throw it up front so you know what to look for. And sometimes I appreciate that, because some of these I would never end up watching. I was watching cops last night. If you don't know, Cops is back on TV on Fox Business for some reason. watched it over the weekend thanks to you sir thank you my wife and i were watching it out on the screen porch last night and uh it was fun because they were in lee county which is where i have to

own a home in florida and every single time that they're pulling someone over it's always for they didn't use a turn signal they didn't make a complete stop at the stops i like all those ridiculous things the one guy wasn't wearing a seat belt i'm like we're pulling people over for this shit what's going on and then they always have meth they always have guns on them they're always up to all this shit you're like oh okay just pull over any random person of florida do you realize it's a numbers game down there pal right and you know i'm also kind of shocked to learn that the cops are getting out of the cars down there with all the lizards and alligators running loose yes it is scary for all of us that apparently are not afraid of humans anymore down there in cape coral i learned

well i'm the one feeding them so i'm probably the problem yeah well i don't know if i if i was an alligator i think you were one of our own with those chompas oh oh hey who's writing yourself now is it uh centering john melendez i got a question is he the head writer i got a question for you there snaggy snagly if an alligator bites your foot off yeah

is it a club sandwich boom roasted it stinks roasted roasted do do do up do do do up be more funny

all right kids all right we do have fun don't we betty we have a great time we do have fun All right. Let's hear what the listeners are saying these days.

Let's check it with some voicemails. But first, remember, they're brought to you by our friends in Syracuse. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. The Syracuse Orange opened up their football season with a dominating defense in route to a 65-0 win. Unknown whether Make-A-Wish will field another team next year. See you in Syracuse. That's a fun visual. so I'm going to play this

and I don't know why I'm going to play this okay because I'm just so annoyed by this hot take okay hey Carl so I know you're ugly annoying and you don't pay your beds and your glasses look stupid but you're going to look on the bright side at least you're not as fat

useless as your grease ball coats I've been going through the archives this kind brings up pedophiles a lot Yeah. Almost like he's trying to I'm trying to shift the heat elsewhere. I don't know. Hiding in plain sight, we call it.

Very strange, peculiar. Anyway, it's all I got. Don't call me better. That's a good point. I know you were watching Blind Mike this morning. I was checking out a little bit too. And they were talking about this Chris DeLea video that's going around where Chris is talking about how he pulled his dick out when he was...

Playing guitar. Playing guitar. Who was he on the road with? What comic was he with? Oh, it was, um, the Asian guy who used to be on Chelsea all the time. Oh, uh, Joe Coy. Yes, Joe Coy.

So he's out with Joe Coy and he's telling the story about how he ripped his, he pulled his cock out. He started a point at a guitar like it was the funniest thing anyone's ever fucking done. It's like, dude, you have been accused of pulling your dick out in front of women who cried and begged you to put it away and jerking off to completion. Maybe don't tell this story about you doing it as a gag with your buddy. Well, I think it's kind of funny, you know? But you're doing the same thing.

You're hiding in plain sight. No, I'm not. hiding fucking anything in plate sight. Can you bring all these pedophiles? They're the worst, aren't they? They are the fucking worst. I know I hate them. That's what I think.

And I'm Vinnie Paulino and I don't like it. Well, first off. Yeah. When it comes to pedophilia, uh, I denounce it. Okay. Yeah, completely denounce it. Fair enough.

And if you don't realize, sir, it's a booming industry on YouTube. And I had, well, not so much anymore. It was a booming industry on YouTube until they chased all the pedophile hunters off. Now they're over on Rumble. but it's interesting because these people are fucking out there no one really thinks you're dittling children I know

it's a fucking joke for me the fact that you're defending this right now is actually making me think twice if you would just be like okay I know I get okay okay okay I'll move on I'll move on quick Jesus Christ Vin and Carl

listening to your new bonus episode the induction of Chris DeLea into the hall of saying gotta say I'm enjoying it however I am disappointed that you didn't have a lonely island drop for when he just in his pants. I mean, come on.

That's a real easy one. Thank you, Bucking, bye. Good call. Should you grab that. Yeah, my bad. I should have that on the board anyway. Here's some interesting, interesting speculation. Okay. This David Chandler fellow seems to have

a lot of money to be throwing around. He used to. Doctors make a lot of money. Is it possible that this David Chandler is actually optometrist, Dr. David Chandler, the older half-brother of Chris Chan. Is it possible?

I would say it's likely. What a connection. I think this person's on to something. At least one Chandler's doing some good for the world. That's right. We appreciate it, David Chandler. We don't care who your siblings are. That's right.

And it's fine. Can you get your sister to come on the show? Yeah, right. Now that she's out, we'd love to talk to her. Here's a Wheel of Cotsquets idea. Okay. Hello. I have an absolutely outrageous idea for the wheel.

Carl has made it clear how much he does not like YMH. And I think a good punishment for the wheel would be you purchase and watch the, at least the heavy segment of. of a YMH life, because I saw, I mean, and this was very, very loosely, not even the worst as a guy, saw someone stick a heel through a penis hole. So it'd be really funny to watch Carl, watch that live, and get his reaction. Vinny Winnie, fuck you, love you, bye, call me back. Well, that was very specific. I started off

I'm thinking like, oh, I've got to sit down and watch some episodes in this horrible podcast and then it got very, very specific. Which show is it? Your mom's house. They have fucking people

Tom Segura. Sticking things in people's penis holes on that show? I wouldn't know. I'm not watching. I'm not a viewer of that program but according to this caller gets a little crazy over there.

All right. Here's a good point. Carl is the biggest creep. He's saying that Hallie Berry is not hot at all in Catwoman. I didn't say. that. Meanwhile, he is obsessed with Vic and Annie, of all people. Vinnie Winnie, Carl is a creep who has no taste for a woman.

Yep, that's what I've been saying this whole time. Obsessed with Vic, I thought he was going to say Baylon DePrie or something, but Vic, I don't know about that. No, you, yeah. She's a lovely person on the inside, I'm sure. I mean, I'm buying it, Vinnie. Fucking Vic looks like me on the inside. Oh, all right. Here you go.

Hey, I was thinking about that. I think it was Scum Parade you did a number of months back, but the guy who got caught on the house can jerking off with his friend's voice, Dilbo, and it made me think, I don't know if you guys have done this before, but you should do biggest creep who isn't a criminal who didn't break any laws

I really like that. I think that'd be an interesting one. I like that too, but don't call me back. That'd be really hard to research. I don't know. There's so many people who are on front street about what fucking weirdos are. It's a very subjective category. Interesting. And I feel like I would like to try it. I feel like we should try that one.

Okay. All right. I got to think about how I would go about researching that. I bet there's a subrediter too. Focus on that. I bet. And also let's take a second and just give a little foreshadowing for those of you who follow the show next week as the week that we're heading to Detroit, right? Correct. So what do you say next Monday?

Let's call our shot now on our category. Because we didn't do it last year when we went, Biggest Creek from Detroit. Love it. Okay. So that'll be on Monday. We haven't done Detroiter before? I feel like we have. No, we did a scum stream when we were in Detroit.

We didn't do a full episode dedicated to the Motor City. So that'll be coming up on Monday I think you've done Michigan though right Maybe Michiganer Maybe but that's what Monday is going to be That okay the week after It's going to be a real tough day So you guys there might be a chance

You might be getting a bonus episode out in the regular feed There's a chance the week after Because of travel I see So there's a chance I don't know When are you getting back? Oh because you're driving that's right Yeah so I'm not 100% sure yet but call my shot now All right sounds good hey we got to obviously go on a

scum parade. I don't know if you go on a parade, but we're going to go down to a scum parade. But first, I just want to get caught up real quick on these Blinky Jedi. Vinny takes Chinese HGH and weak testosterone. Is that the problem? Comment? Guilty is charged. Also guilty is charged. Tom, 10 bucks says you guys are so talented and you deserve your success. Agreed. Yep. Tom. Thanks for the 10 bucks, Tom. Some people don't agree with that. And the kind words.

Oh, this is a cute puppy. Law 44 UK of some British pounds in it. Is that how you say that? 10 pounds. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Richard Lucas, $1.99, says T-W-O. T-W-O.

For life. Tew-K-E-W-Rourder, baby. I'm in. I'm a member, proud member of the T-W-O. We can't both be on the same team, Vinny. We'd fuck up our whole thing. No, man. We're totally in the TWO, dude

We're like Nash and Hull in the TWO, bro All right, if you say so The fucking insider, son Uh, I guess it's time for a scum parade, Carl Unless you got a voicemail? Nope, let's do it Driving shit and thread

Up! Oh, Pitos, tittle in Two bag of murderers Rape as do a rinkly reigie So you see your Path Abusive asshats gather some parade

On the creeps Oh, the creeps Yeah, some parade For some parade Oh, come for some parade Oh, let's get into a back Oh You and I both know why everyone is here

Hot Hollywood Celebrity Gossip Oh, let's get into it Hot Hollywood Celebrity Gossip. Now, for those of you don't know, Morgan Freeman's granddaughter was stabbed a few weeks ago, fatally. She's dead. She was stabbed 25 times. In the chest in front of her apartment building by her boyfriend who was apparently performing some kind of kooky exorcism. He was on PCP, which is a great drug for when you want to murder someone or if you know you're going to get beat by the police.

It's a good drug to be on. For the latter, to be honest with you, it makes it a lot. easier to deal with mentally. Correct. Yes. Is it on the wheel of consequences that we have to take PCP and run around the city? Get beat by the police? Yeah. No, we haven't even put tri-meth on there yet because we're pussies. I know. We've got to do that. All right. Well, Morgan Freeman's granddaughter, apparently, Carl, there have been some rumors floating around since as far back as 2009. And they were first reported by the National Inquirer, who I understand you feel

is a reputable news source. I believe that is a pretty reputable news source. Now, tell everybody why you feel that way. Because Mike Walker is a journalist or was a journalist. He's passed on. But he was a well-respected journalist, that Mike Walker. He had good sources, and he made sure that he got people to collaborate on the news stories before he would publish them. Now, the rumor started back around 2009 that Morgan Freeman was sleeping and having an NFL

a relationship with his step-granddaughter. He really is the Woody Allen of Black people, Morgan Freeman. I've always thought that. Since day one. Yep. Since day one. I don't know what to make of this. They're saying that this relationship is so serious.

There were rumors that they were going to get married. He probably shouldn't have brought her as his date to the Oscars. That might have been what clued people in the first place. Minnie, she's an attractive girl, though. And they're not blood-related. That is true. It's a step-granddaughter. Because he had adopted this girl's mother.

Correct. And he's not banging her. That would be weird and creepy. At the time, they both said that this was completely insane and that these comments were defamatory fabrications designed to sell papers. Honestly, the only thing this woman should have said when asked about this is, ew.

And then I would have believed her. I think she had too many words to use, but she's just like, you think I'm fucking my step-grandfather? Well, geez, gee whiz. I don't think that's true, guys. Of all the Hollywood celebrities, that's not even the one you, like, that's the worst one to fuck. No, I know. Unless he's like, um...

Well, not really, but like Morgan Fritt. I mean, there's worse. There's worse, but if he's doing like the voiceover narration while he's banging you, that'd be kind of cool. You'd fall asleep. It'd be so soothing. Yeah, it'd be fun. Do you like this? How about that?

That's not bad. Yeah, not bad. It's just very weird. Better than my British accent. I'll give you that. All right. That is true. That is true.

Now, Carl, Lamar Davenport, the man who was on PCP who stabbed her to death. Yes. Is coming out in saying that before he killed her, she had told him that she was secretly sleeping with Morgan Freeman, confirming the year old claims. He claims that Adina Hines disclosed to him. him and others that her grandfather engaged in a sexually inappropriate relationship with her. That's gross. And the lawyers are the ones who are putting this out in court for some reason. No shit.

That's awesome. It's getting spicy. So imagine that your girlfriend is murdered to death, your secret girlfriend. And then her boyfriend comes out and out you. Morgan Freeman's having a rough week. Wow. That sucks. Fucking Morgan Friedman.

Never would have thought who was the school. He's a horny guy I mean that if he would do something so terrible, terrible Right asleep with that young girl I denounce it Hold on I denounce it

Stop it All right Carl Let's jump into some more fun stories You want to go over to Australia Carl Yes what's the name of the city Vinny Melbourne Melbourne

Melbourne Clay Holland he's 32 years old he is facing the Supreme Court of Victoria Carl that sounds serious What's he up to? Well, he was sentenced to eight years imprisonment with a non-parole period of four years and ten months. Now, apparently

that apparently what had happened was there was a situation where a gentleman by the name of Shane Cox broke into an apartment with a knife and wearing a mask. Okay. He asked for money and drugs and apparently he was linked to others who had gone to the home to stand over another resident. Cox 36 was high on meth, was then overpowered by Clay Holland, who was a guest at the home.

Cox was then beaten with the baseball bat and was incapacitated on the floor. Now, let's keep in mind, this man showed up with a knife demanding money and drugs. Yes, he broke into this apartment to get money and drugs. is a cautionary tale for anyone who wants to do the same thing. So that worked out well for him. So then he gets beat up by Clay Holland. And then once he's down and incapacitated on the floor, that's when the rape started. That's when Clay Holland straight up raped this gentleman.

He brought a knife to a rape fight. His body was found at the scene under a pile of blankets a day later by police, who arrived at the property on a completely unrelated manner. Apparently this place was a problem, this apartment. Yeah. So... Sounds like a bit of a drug den. When the cops found him, he was hogtied, his mouth was duct taped, and his pants were pulled down to his upper thighs.

That's amazing. Oh, shit. That's a fun one, Vinny. I like it when we have fun ones. Yeah. And March of jury convicted Holland on one charge of rape, but he was found not guilty of manslaughter. So that's good. The guy is dead.

Or is he dead? I don't think he's dead. They're actually like he's dead. They didn't say he died. but there was the manslaughter, so I feel like he did die. Yeah. So did he rape him while he was dead, or did he at least get the satisfaction of raping the guy while he was still alive, but then he died.

Aye, wow, I'm hoping for the latter. Yeah, well, please, let us know if you know more about this story, everyone. I love what the judge said to this guy. I've never, I, your rape of Mr. Cox was a callous, degrading, and a humiliating act of retribution. He goes, yeah, no, that's why I did it. Yeah, no shit. Your honor, I mean, yeah, I tried to bring it to me.

my house and take my drugs so yeah guilty right it's like he won't do that again willie how it's mental impairment time in prison due uh during the pandemic and separation from his three oh joad were also taken into consideration eight years for raping a man to death is that what happened here i guess yeah you can actually get out uh under five with good behavior so i'm rooting for it because honestly no one's going to try to break into that guy's house to take his money ever again nope shit man you don't fuck with him in jail either Yeah, that guy could stay with me if he ever wants to. I'd feel safe.

Okay, sure. If you feel safe with a rapist. Listen, I don't have a knife. I'm not trying to take his drug, so I think I'll be okay. All right. Well, Carl, let's go to a Pizza Hut in Florida, shall we? Isn't that going to be fun for everybody? Ugh.

I already hate this. Did you shit Why so many creepy bucks Do you're doing hard Yeah Maybe it's a small gas A plagiarian Opie and a Geth

Uh huh Come on for a gun Doing all Sarah jingles today Uh huh Love you Sarah I hope you're doing well 16 year old employee Of a pizza hut

Junior in high school Carl How big are tits? huge it actually doesn't say in the article her cup size unfortunately you know I'm starting to think that there are no journalists left can somebody please ask a follow-up question

how big were the victim's tits okay you know what I just realized I mean the world does need centering John to come back oh how big were her tits love you John you're the best buddy you know by the way before I read this story I had a great conversation

with John yesterday. Jesus Christ. Did you really? Yeah, we were talking all about fantasy football. We just talked fantasy football. Are you serious right now? He called me yesterday, say hello.

Come on. Yeah. He just, we had a friendly chat about fantasy football. He gave me some advice. I'm trying to decide who I'm going to keep. Is it going to be Jamar Chase or am I going to keep Nick Chubb?

I don't know. Jamar Chase is the answer, but are you really talking to Senator Reg John on fantasy football right now? Is that for real? Yeah, we talked to him yesterday. Dude, I am so glad. All I had to do is,

pay him a hundred bucks because I would much rather give him a hundred bucks and have a phone call conversation with that man. I will tell you this. He said Dick Chubb. Did he? Okay, well then take his advice. Take her running back in a 60 year. That's always a good idea. All right, Carl.

A 16-year-old employee, she's junior at high school. Back to Florida Pizza Hut. Right. She applied for this job. The manager Calvin Cook, he's 31 years old, began talking with her and flirting with her, the sheriff's office has said. And the following weeks, the manager began sending her sexually explicit images on Snapchat.

Probably not great. He also got the teenager an e-cigarette. Nice. He's a cool boss. Well, I'm going to say that this guy is all about keeping the morale up at a store apart from the creepy snapchats. Sure. Okay. The sheriff said the manager was unaware, was aware that the employee was underage.

Now, on August 26, the employee told deputies cook had asked her to go into the women's bathroom to clean. Can I just point out the... It's a trap. The ladies' room in a Pizza Hut in Florida is not a sexy place. It's not a place where you bring a date to have a sexy time. I just want to point that out. I go on dates to Pizza Hut all the time. Yeah, you bring the girl to the bathroom with you?

Well, that would be disgusting. So she goes into the bathroom to clean, Carl. Her manager follows her in. Shuts the door. Uh-oh. Locks the door. Well, in the bathroom, he commits a sex act upon the, the victim. The employee saw

the girl go into the bathroom. Another employee saw the girl go into the bathroom and then saw the manager following and became suspicious. That's where the employee's parents came to pick up their daughter. They were told something that happened and the sheriff's office was called. So this employee ratted out the daughter. Now

once the daughter got into custody, she starts talking. Now, here's what I think's going on. I think this guy was grooming this girl. And I think this girl was going with it. And then the other employee saw it, told the parents, the parents called the police, and now this girl is saying she was molested or, yeah, or essentially assaulted. Well, it doesn't help that, you know what her nickname in school is now, right? What's that?

Pizza slut. So that's not helping her cause at all. It's all right, honey. They've been calling me that for years too. The sheriff said the manager has been in his role as well as supervisor of the Pizza Hut for seven months, but recently transferred to that location, and he has been fired. Now, he's being charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor, which is why I say, I think, that they kind of had a thing going on,

which is definitely wrong. You shouldn't start trying to date 16-year-olds. Even in Florida, you shouldn't do that. Correct. Even in Florida. Although, what is the age in Florida? Let me look that out. I refuse to believe you don't already know that.

I can't believe I don't already know this. I don't have to look it up. wink I hope the internet works I am an asshole for that take What I'm saying is The way that they made this sound Is the girl didn't come running screaming out of the bathroom

Going hey I got raped I got raped This guy was grooming her I'm saying this guy is a creep Please don't take it that way guy Oh this is interesting Ford's age of consent is 18

Although Florida does have a Romeo and Juliet statute it um statuary rapes statue is i'm not i'm sorry i'm not understanding this at all so if a person's under 24 years old and they can engage in sexual activity of the person 16 or 17 okay okay that's good to know i'm not going to sit here and argue about this but i would like to clarify what i'm saying is a 16 year old person was hanging out with her cool boss who got her in e-sig and came up with a reason for them to be alone together in the bathroom and then close the door latte and somebody else told on the guy she didn't go tell on him dude that's fucked up vinny i can't believe that you're accusing this girl of being into this thing yeah it's wrong i'm not

defending anybody you should be canceled sir this is a problem fucking great i'd say that this guy groomed her is what i'm saying let's stay in florida yeah okay can't fucking win today so glad i came in i think the way it started this is good yeah guys a piece of shit. The guy's a piece of shit. And I'm not saying she's bad. I'd say that she was a 16-year-old child who was fucking tricked and groomed. Tampa, Florida. Jesus Christ, Florida. Vote for Carl, everybody. The creepoff.com. This is Ashley in Cape Coral, Carl, just so you know. Is it? Yeah. After moving into the new condominium in June 2022, a gentleman by the name of Umar Abdullah got himself, uh, his wife.

and him are expecting a baby, they're getting ready to welcome their new daughter, and then they met their neighbor. And it turns out their neighbor, Zung Ming Li was a bit of a problem, Carl. And I have some video here I'd like to show everybody. Here we go. Our and disturbing story involving a Bay Area couple

who caught their neighbor on camera, allegedly injecting something into their front door. They believe the substance may have made their baby sick. That neighbor is now facing charge, Yeah, this is not good. This is definitely a terrible thing. You got to shut your kid up, Vinny. You can't just have your kid crying all day and night.

It's going to piss people off, all right? Don't leave in a fucking apartment building if you're going to have a baby screaming all day. Zooming. Zooming Lee began texting them complaining of the noise from upstairs. And he said they just went back and forth, back and forth for months. and these guy, as this is happening, the family is getting grogier and sicker. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Abdullah had a friend of his first smelled the chemicals when she went to bring a package over to their house because these people went fucking nose blind to it. Right. They didn't realize what was going on. And what chemical was it, Carl? I don't remember.

I don't have it in my nose. It was a nail polish remover smell. Right. And first he called an air conditioner. conditioning company and he had them come over and check it like what the fuck is the smell a plumber checked out the water heater uh where the smell appeared to be coming from but that was okay too and then the landlord had it replaced and the smell kept returning even after the air ducts and vents were cleaned as well so he even called the fire department and the test didn't reveal anything

then they double checked i started sniffing the place like a dog he said after all the suspects he could think of were checked off he said he thought about his down sore neighbor who kept complaining about noises that Abdullah believed didn't exist. Now, sir, you have a crying newborn baby in your apartment. The noises existed. They're earblind as well, apparently. And, you know, I'm not going to sit here and be the first

person to do this, but Blame it for the victim. Yeah. You're crying baby. It's your fault. Do we all wanted to do this before to a neighbor? We've all wanted to do this. This guy just actually went through with it. so abdala he said he took a skewer to her door he said he found a crack in the corner that a syringe could fit through

he installed a hidden camera and a plant outside of his door so he said the camera he catches him on camera with the angle he waited until his daughter got sick again he checked the footage and saw his neighbor this time the video showed him taking out a syringe filling it with liquid into the video that I just showed you, injecting the liquid into the crack of their doorframe. He got the family out of the house called the police. Lee was arrested in charge with multiple felonies, including possession of a controlled substance and burglary. Making the baby sick is probably not going to quiet it down.

That was maybe a bad strategy on his part. The hazmat test found the liquid chemical agent contained both methadone and hydrochodone. Oh, that's probably not good. Probably not the best thing. I don't know if a vomiting baby is going to be less annoying than a crying baby, but You would think that's like those are opioids, right? Those are going to make you like groggy. I guess that explains it.

He doesn't want to think about any long-term side effects to his daughter. I'm sure there's going to be. Lees arrest lists him as a student at the University of South Florida, but the school told eight on your side he was a chemistry PhD student and is no longer enrolled there. So this dude is mixing shit up in that basement and going up there and trying to murder a baby. Well, he's trying to fucking study and get good grades. And this kid's up screaming all night.

I can see why I'd be frustrated. Nah, that's a creep. Yeah, I'm not sure who I'm rooting for in this one. All right. Well, this has been a great time, everybody. Wow. We're really ended on a strong note here, aren't we? Yeah, I guess.

Let's hit up the end of the superchats and get the fuck out of here. Michael C. coming in with $2. At what age can we start blaming the victim? Good question. I think that the age of victim blaming is, I don't know, eight. yeah by the time you're eight you should know better Asian Walter white thanks for the two bucks

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