The Creep Off - Episode 186: Jamaica Mistaka?

Episode Date: October 9, 2023

Today Karl & Vinnie start an new round with another wildcard round, and someone spins the wheel : in this week’s Cop off we meet a young man who makes us all fear for the youth of tomorrow: In the Scum Parade we meet an overzealous fire fighter, an Australian man who only wants to clear his name, and a convenience store heir who keeps a close eye on the bathroomsThe score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Buc-ee's co-founder's son is arrested on suspicion of secretly recording dozens of guests having SEX, showering, using the toilet and undressing at his father's $8M Texas lake house | Daily Mail OnlineArnold firefighter lives near 1 of 4 houses he is accused of setting on fire; family owns another | TribLIVE.comAlabama teen, 14, with family 'hit list' shoots dead brother, 17, before confessing to school friend and asking for help to murder his remaining relatives | Daily Mail OnlineAussie denies forcing home invasion victim to cut off part of penis | Toronto SunWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

Hi, bud. Hey, what's happening, Vinny? I got great news for you today. What's that? I have a special return to the creep off. Oh. Yes, you're going to enjoy this. You ready?

Yeah. Hey, everyone. Tucker Dixon here with your recap. Oh, fuck. Last week was 1978 week, which means I was robbed from using my 101 hilarious Billy Corrigan joke book that I've had sitting around forever now. But in a weird twist, both guys brought him vampires. Carl's vampire was more of a foodie, looking for some goodie. Get it? Because his first victim was Alton Brown, like the host of the Food Network show, Good Eats?

Oh, I missed that. Vinnie's Creep was more of a drinker, preferring to unwind at the end of the day with the Jack Russell and Coke. Now, some of you may be asking, why Tucker's sudden return? Do I need this attention? Hmm. Did my wife's lifeless corpse finally stopped stinking up my studio? Probably not. Or, as some of you may know, I'm a Jags fan. Yep. So you might be thinking, I'm just here to.

tease Carl about the bills lost to the Jags. And to all those people, I say, you're goddamn right I'm here to fucking tease. Fuck you. Fuck you, Carl. Miami had the Dolphins, the greatest football team. The bills make me want to. Get ready for a thrill.

Make some noise for the Jaguars of Jacksonville. Anyway, that's all I got to that. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. Thanks. I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation, horror, shock.

I'm going to deliver the goods, because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos. Welcome to another episode of your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps. For you, creeps. My name is Vinny. I'm your host.

And joining me today in the studio, as always, it's hot cucka-c-c-c-cara. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? I like what Dylan from somewhere has to say in our chat right here talking about Tucker Dixon. What did he have to say? He's a jag hag. Correct, Dylan, from somewhere. God, as soon as I heard that asshole's voice, I knew where that was going. So, you know, the bill's lost to the Jacksonville Jaguars yesterday in London.

And it was a good thing that that game was early. So, you know, you could just still have the rest of your day, you know, to think about it. Well, as you know what I did last night. I talked to Dr. Drew Pinsky about Stuttering John's alcoholism and narcissism. Good. And I'll be taking over her Anthony Kumia today. and playing clips from that. I forgot to ask you about that.

You're doing cooias? You're filling it in for Coobia. Yeah, me and Eric Zane are filling in for it. That's amazing. We're going to get some great creep-off plugs on there. I can't wait to hear those. All creep-off talk all the time. Well, what are you going to talk about?

Who are these broadcasters, your son of a bitch? I'm going to be like, yeah, the reason why I was able to prep more stuff is because Vinny just kept going on and on with this fucking creep. No one needs all the details, Vinny. It's a comedy show. I have so many details prepared for you folks today. We got to move quickly today. What time do you need to be out?

What's your heart out? Honestly, the sooner the better. Why don't you communicate that to me before the show? We could have started earlier. Oh, it's fine. It's fine. I'll be good. I'll be good.

It's all good. I do want to say, though, that, yeah, the bill season's pretty much over at this point. We lost our two best defensive players in back-to-back weeks for the season. And so I look at you grinning. What? What I do? Huh. What?

Weird. Well, yes, last week, motherfucker, you were singing a very different. when you came here going, oh, I didn't even prepare for the show because I was just watching the win over and over and over. It was very exciting victory. They won by 28 points. So now I'm watching you, you decided with the last year ever. Now I'm watching you be a little sad and it makes me smile.

Why is that wrong? All right. You know what? If you want to see me be a little bit more sad, why are we bringing Jess and get some results from last week because it is four to four currently on the board? The wheels right behind me, somebody's spinning today. Someone's spinning a wheel today unless it a tie. Is it a tie?

It's not a tie. It's not a tie. It's actually pretty close, 54%. Okay. All right. I might have pulled this one out then. It was 191 to 60, and the winner was Vinny. I'm sorry, Carl.

Fuck yeah. Thank you, Creefos. We did the right thing. 191 to 160 was the final tally. Interesting. I might want to look through some of the metadata on that. Please, be my guest. I might need to review some of that.

Yeah, see, if you could get that done before you have to spin in about 20 minutes while we rush through the show. Hey, Carl, real quick, I want to talk to you about the consequences that are on the wheel. Oh, okay. Jess, I'm about, I'm bouncing you out for one second. I'll bring you right back. Okay. This is what we currently have on there. Okay.

winner's choice is wheel spot number one well hold on a second we decided last time the knife edge chop thing we can't do well i changed it from knife edge chops to knife edge chop you just got to take one yeah but either way it's still a medical clearance thing it's a medical issue oh right manny i'm not a professional wrestler i don't know why punching carl is always on the the wheel i don't get this because it's the most fun part he's such a weird old when we have we jump off a three-story building that'd be funny Okay, we got two open spaces on the, listen, folks, here's the deal. Because we now know Carl's spitting, here's what I want you to do.

I want you just to send your suggestions in the chat of what we can fill these two open spots with. And then Carl can decide which to go in that spot. I don't know why you didn't remember that we already. I forgot. I forgot. I actually forgot. But you know what? It doesn't matter to me because I don't have to spin the wheel anyway.

So I understand why you are upset about it and why you wanted to change. All right. I got you. All right. Jesus. Patreon and Supercast. but he goes to me until you win. Yep.

Another open spot. Now we have two open spots. $100 to podcast, Hitman. And then number eight is the one you always want. Pass the spin, which would bring the spin right back to me. Yes, that's what I'm rooting for. You didn't mention, number one is winner's choice,

so you get to pick anything you want on here. Number two, which is what you got last time, if I'm not mistaken. Number two is a stand-up set written by Cardiff that I have to perform in an open mic. Number three is a murder and makeup video. Yep. And that's where I have to tell a true crime story while applying makeup on YouTube. That is correct. Just like Bailey Sarian. You even have to sing her stupid song.

Oh, good. Ba-ba-da. I can't wait, man. I think any of these will be endlessly entertaining. Good. You know what I would like to maybe put in there for number four? What's that? How about song, two-hour song marathon? Okay. No guests. No guests. Okay. No guests. How about that? Someone's saying that I should have to OD on fentanyl. That could be a fun one.

No, the sixth spot is still open, folks. You tell us what you think. Smoke meth is always on there. That's always a fun one. Yeah, we'll get back to those. We'll get back to those. Let's bring Jessica back. Jessica, what were people saying about last week's episode?

I know you checked out our YouTube chat and our Reddit posts for this week. What are they saying? Well, on Reddit, the Puppeteer 11 said Choppers letting another podcast do everything for him rather than actually making a case for his creep himself, Vinny Winnie, Carl Spinney Oh, he was right Over on YouTube This one just stood out to me

It was Eugene Neil Breen Bark Bark, Bark, Good Show Bark, Bark, Bark His profile picture's a dog Oh, Eugene, Eugene's such a good boy Eugene, you're a good boy, Eugene You're a good boy, Eugene. Eisenwolf 666 I probably butchered that

And I apologize. Oh boy, Vinny brought the big guns this week Carl's creep is one creepy mofo but Vinnie is the whole madhouse. To make a comparison, Carl's is a good street performer. Vinnie's the Cirque de Soleil with fireworks and fire breathing topless ballerinas. What a pile of human waste.

All right. Yep. I brought a unicycle to a circus. To a fucking carnival. Yeah. Well, I'm going to say this, guys. I'm thankful that all of you voted for us and voted for me and that you even voted on the show to begin with,

that you even watched the show to begin. with we're all in this for the fun we do appreciate that and i like nim rob's idea to fill up that drop an end bomb on kumia's show today if i were to would anyone notice is there anyone he would even notice that happened dill from somewhere says wear the a w baker domestic violent shirt to a woman's empowerment event which if you haven't seen it that okay okay let me see if i can pull up a picture of that thing because that's you can find that i don't know what he's I'm guessing it wouldn't be good for me. Probably wouldn't be good for me.

Yeah, I don't even know if they still sell this thing. I like Mike's. What does Mikey's say? What does Mikey say? What's a jack sock? No, John's socks. Like, is you socks? Sounds like it.

No, thank you. Okay, here it is, I believe, Carl's. Hold on. is it's right there the one with her with the black eye uh yeah just wear the women with the black eye t-shirt to a woman's event oh people doesn't say anything on it no just it's uh no context just a woman with the black guy okay so i'm not a good listener got it yeah well you know she just needed to be a pay a little bit more attention in that mattress she wouldn't have ended up with that uh any more comments on there jessica um all right we guess with this one last one dread

Seamus Vinnie destroyed chomper's but F Vinny F Vinny correct That's fine Thank you for that

Guys I'm sure that there will be a day When we all become friends again March 11th See you See you all be friends All right Jess Thank you so much

We gotta keep things moving for Carl And I guess Carl It means that You're spinning the wheel At the end of the show Keep your suggestions coming And folks I am going to start off

the competition this week. It is wildcard. That means it's all fair and game. Anybody we want to bring in it in. So, Carl, would you mind ringing that bell for me? All right, Carl, we're going to Mexico today. And I wanted to do this story a long time ago, and I never got around to it. But here we are. My creep today. Her name is Juana Barraza. No. Serial killer. Correct. Wada grew up in poverty in North Mexico. I learned some fun things about her for those you've never heard this story her mother was an alcoholic who beat her at every single turn an opportunity that she had want to never learn to read or write she didn't know her biological father no you said mexican no i know uh that ain't funny

you're being very redundant over there thank you for just not saying retarded um her mother Josta basically was a real hardcore alcoholic and when she was 13 years old her mother sold Wana to a gentleman by the name of Hugo Jose Lugo I'm sorry and Jose Lugo gave Wana's mother three beers and Wana's mother was like here you go she's all yours and as a child later you know she ends up describing it and said I really thought it was a joke like I thought I was just my mom was playing a fucking joke on me. Well, it sounds like a bad trade, but what kind of beer are we talking about? Dosecis.

Dosecis. All right, yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah. I don't know. What's some other Mexican beer? Well, Corona, I would be disappointed at that. If it was a corona. Three coronas for a daughter?

Yeah. Yeah, not a good trade. Well, it's a great trade for him. Either way, she got strapped to a bed and raped for about five years. Hmm. Yeah, had to have a couple abortions. Then I ended up having the son of this guy. and the whole time she just was like

silent she wasn't allowed to speak yeah it sounds awful yeah very very bad so her family didn't even realize what was going on because the mom lied to them and said no she just wanted to go with that guy and when they family found out that the mom was just a drunk liar they went and rescued her and like brought her back she's 18 at this point she has a baby and now she has to figure out how to make a living for herself

Carl. Okay. What would you do if you were a Mexican woman at that point? Kick the baby. Don't kick the baby. I don't know. That's one option. That's an option.

Prostitution, perhaps? No. She started selling popcorn at the wrestling mattress, Carl. That's right. She started going down and watching all the Lucre libraes. How does that pay? Not well. I wouldn't imagine.

And that's why she decided that she was going to work hard and become a famous Lucha Libre herself. And that is when she donned the tights. Ed became known as La Dema del Silencio, the woman of silence. Do you want to save up more money for a mask there? That is terrible. She's supposed to be a heel, and she's dressed like a pink power ranger with a butterfly mask. It's not great.

So during the 80s and 90s, this is what she did. She went from town to town being a wrestler. And she also didn't get paid very much to do this. So her and a friend Kind of came up with the new little side hustle that they wanted to do And what they started doing was buying lists of the names of women and government assistance That also receive government nursing care Now, this is around 1998

Okay So what they would do is they would dress up like nurses go to the house To do like bullshit blood pressure checks on people In case the joint Wait till it's empty figure out what to take Figure out what the security was And they were basically burglarizing homes nice not really because eventually what ended up happening was she broke her leg horrifically

in the ring and her career ended was it from a knife-edged chop nope no you pussy it sure wasn't so now she can't wrestle anymore and she's just out there in the world trying to fend for herself and i got to tell you let me show you a picture what she looked like without that wrestling mascot attractive lady no not really so she decides she's going into the burglary game full time carol okay so she puts on the nurse's outfit one day and uh november 25th 1998 in fact she went to the apartment of a woman named maria dela gonzala senaya and she started doing her fake exam casing the place and apparently this woman said something that offended her so that is when uh wanna beat the ever-living shit

out of this old woman who was about 72 years old and then choked her to death with her stethoscope. It's fun. No, it's not. Well, I mean, it's, you know, improv. You know, sometimes you're not

preparing what you're going to do. You got to just come up with it on the fly. Yeah. So she, this little fucking stumpy professional wrestler she's talking shit to and she murders her with the stethoscope cord. Now, a lot of people would be very upset

after what they'd done. But I think Wana had a lot of pent-up anger. Yeah, probably. She's very upset her career's over. She's fished she's got to do this stuff. She got raped for five years, for Christ's sake. That's not great. Yeah.

So interesting fact, around 1998 in Mexico City, old women were found ruthlessly murdered in their homes quite often. Okay. Again, doesn't surprise me, but. In Mexican culture, you don't fuck with the abuela. Hmm. okay the abuela is below that's who you fuck up grandpa you don't fuck with abuela yeah the cops start noticing how many women are disappearing and how similar the circumstances are they're all

being beaten and strangled and they start taking fingerprints and they're finding that these fingerprints are matching but they don't want to tell anybody that there's a serial killer killing grandmothers oh good they don't want to alert because they don't want there to be any more problems in mexico you know right the drinking water the poverty the overpopulation. You had a serial killer into that. It's a fucking powder keg. Sure.

So they weren't going for that, Carl. And even the guy who is the mayor of Mexico City was running for president of Mexico against Vincente Fox. And Vincente Fox was going, someone's just murdering grandmothers in your city. And he's like, no, they're not. No, they're not. And he had to argue this in a debate.

Denying problems is something that politicians are very good at. Yeah. It's definitely a good strategy, I would imagine. So over a few years, because now we're talking around 2001, 2002, they have figured out what's going on. The police have put together a theory as to how all of these grandmothers are dying. And their theory was that a transvestite or gay man was dressing up like a nurse and going to these places and murdering these women. Why the hell was that their theory, Vinny? because Wana is a stumpy, dumpy-lucky lady.

Okay, they have video footage of her or something? No, just eyewitnesses. They go, oh, that's her. So, long story short, Carl, she's not the only stumpy old lady in Mexico, though, is she? No, but they thought it was a dude. They said they dressed in a nurse's outfit. They literally thought she was so ugly that she was a man. And this is the news reports that were going around there, that there was a dude who was dressed up.

In fact, they arrested 49 trans people. About time. I mean, that's terrible. And then their fingerprints didn't match, so they released them. Oh, okay. So a lot of people got arrested for this shit. And then in 2005, Wana murdered an 82-year-old woman named Carmilla Camilla Gonzalez, and her son was a very famous criminologist.

So he shows up, he's like, what the fuck of you, idiot, it's been doing? Right. We got to start laying traps for this person. Now, Carl, the Mexican police Aren't that good at their jobs No? I don't think so Okay, why is that? Because all these women are dying in their houses

They're being murdered inside their houses So what this guy's great idea was Let's pay a bunch of old ladies to sit around the park And wait to see if somebody murders them Yeah, that's not a great strategy It was not a great strategy for the circumstances that were happening No, that's not going to help Now, on January 23rd, 2006,

a guy comes walking home and he sees a woman walk out of the apartment of her landlord, of his landlord, sees her walking out, sees the door open and sees the landlord on the floor dead as the woman's walking out. Just gets this brief glance of it, starts screaming for help. Screeby about cops around the corner, they arrest, they arrest Juana, right? Okay. They're able to tie her to 16 different murders from fingerprints. but they found trophies at this woman's house that she kept

she wasn't even robbing a lot of these people she was just taking something as a fucking trophy they think she killed about 60 fucking old ladies okay wow and they came out they found out she didn't think a lot of days off then she was doing fucking wrestling moves on them when she was beating them of course I would imagine she was doing fucking hurricane rotas on old ladies in their living room

and then strangling them to death A little sleeper hold action? Yeah. La Dima del Salencio rides again. But she ends up getting convicted of 16 different murders. She's believed to killed up to 59 people. She was sentenced to 759 years in prison. And I really think that makes her a big time creep.

So let's start this contest off right and vote for Vinny this week at the creepoff.com. Carl, go ahead. They thought that it was like a serial killer. All right. Well, you brought a Mexican serial killer who was also a right. wrestler, fun stuff, fun, fun stuff. Yeah. I have a very unique creep this week as well, Vinnie. I can't wait.

I've decided to bring a creep that came to prominence back in January of this year. It is a six-year-old boy who shot his teacher and tried to murder her. This isn't the hero off, Carl. This is Richneck Elementary School

in Newport News, Virginia, which I believe is very close to where our friend Vic lives these days. and, well, I'll let you play the first clip here because new documents have come to light from this case. This is the first clip. I remember him pointing the gun at me. I remember the look on his face.

Tonight, a chilling and newly unsealed account of the moments after investigators say a six-year-old Virginia boy shot first grade teacher Abby's Warner in her classroom back in January. I remember the gun going on. I remember feeling something. It was a pretty scary day. According to a probable cause statement obtained by NBC's Portsmouth affiliate Wavy,

a school reading specialist restrained the boy after he shot Zwerner in the chest and hand. She told police he said, quote, I shot that expletive dead. I did it. And I got my mom's gun last night. So this... Andy blew in his mom. Wow. This six-year-old looks at his teacher,

pulls out a gun, shoots her, Drops the gun and goes, yeah, I shot that bitch. I did it. I got my mom's gun last night. He's out braggadocious and everything. Wow. And you know what? I got to say something.

My first impression of this teacher, I'm not impressed. She's probably pretty boring. Did you listen to her describe getting shot? It could have been more exciting. I would imagine. I felt something. Yeah. Like what?

Like a bullet? She's a blast. You know your hand and chest because that's what happened. Yeah. I mean, you would think that you would be like, and then the next thing I know is I felt a hot sting and I looked out of there's blood. I felt something. Not everyone's a performer, Vinny.

It's a bad teacher. Some people are just teachers, you know. Boring. So. Boring. The new documents that just came out show that it was a 9mm semi-automatic handgun. And the mother, Deja Taylor, left it in her purse. And she swore, oh, no, I lock it up. I have it all locked up.

It's a place where my son can't get it. And she says, on the morning of the shooting, January 6th of this year, Taylor believed the gun was in her purse. with a trigger lock installed and left on top of the bedroom dresser. She added that the key for the lock is kept under the bed mattress. But apparently, that's not the case. Right at kid level. Perfect. Don't you think that if you had a 9mm gun in your purse and then one day it wasn't there,

you would notice? I don't know how big this purse is, but a 9mm has got some weight to it. I don't know, man. My wife has got some purses that are huge. Like, you could fit an AR in there. Okay, well, she would notice if the AR was missing. Yeah, but she wouldn't notice if the 9mm was. point.

So unsealed records of Abby Zwerner's statement to police at the hospital said that when the boy drew the weapon from his pocket and pointed at her, asked, what are you going to do with that? Zorner told authorities the boy paused and fired the one shot that struck Zwerner in the left hand and upper torso. Zwerner fled the classroom to the school office. She, uh, obviously, you're so getting written up for this. Yeah, she suffered the gunshot wound.

She had to have four different surgeons. from this this gunshot wound now this is the crazy thing amy corvac a reading specialist at the school heard the gunshots and ran in restrain the student until the police arrived so i grabbed the six-year-old brought him over towards the phone called 911 and the police came and it was at that time when the kid was being all braggadocious and yelling oh yeah i did it i shot that bitch dead she dead now i got her so this is insane this is insane this is insane It's a six-year-old. Yeah.

This kid, there's no fixing this kid. And I pictured it. And I, and in my mind, I'm going, wow. And this teacher ran out of the room after being shot in the chest. Yeah. Yeah. So. And then another teacher comes in and grabs this kid.

You would think that if you hear a gunshot, you are running in the opposite direction. So profits is this reading teacher. So, like, I know I could take a six-year-old. Not with this kid, that was a gun. Now when this kid's got a gun, I would think. You throw a chair at a six-year-old. They're going right over. They're little still, you know.

Well, according to Amy. He actually has a good shot, too. He took one shot and he hit her. And according to Amy, while I was holding him, he told me he had gotten his mom's gun the night before and put it in his backpack. He also told me he only had time to load one bullet. Well, gosh, that's a shame.

Time management skills, right? Well, the bell rang. Time management skills when you're six. Am I right, people? All right, so let's find out what's going on. I could finish watching blues clues, or I could finish loading the gun. Yeah, we already got one bullet in there.

It should be enough. Jesus Christ. If you play my track, CO2. We'll find out more about this kid. Child has had severe emotional issues. He is in therapy and improving daily. We wish to thank the dedicated professionals working with him. The boy's mother, Deja Taylor, speaking to ABC News in May.

Do you feel in any way responsible for the shooting? Yes, of course. Correct. Correct answer. Your six-year-old son took your gun, brought it to school, and shot his teacher with it. You are very much responsible for. this. It's hard to argue you're not. So I'm proud of her for being honest. So the boy suffers from emotional

issues. You think? He's pretty fucking angry at his teacher there. Seems like he's got some emotional issues. He's got to deal with. Emotional time management. Yep. There's a lot of things. And anger all issues. All right. Played my third video here. Coming up. She alleges the boy had a known history

of violence as we know. And these documents also in addition to what you heard about in that piece, they also detail a past incident. And when a kindergarten teacher alleges that boy strangled her from behind until she couldn't breathe. And the suit's defendants, by the way, we should add, again, this is talking about the known history of violence here. They're not commenting on this kind of latest document up. Okay. This is a six-year-old.

He should not have a history of violence. He has a history of violence. The police actually asked for all the records. The school won't hand them over. They don't want to show that they're negligent. This woman's suing them for $40 million. That's not what the principal said. The principal said, we would give them to you.

but your truck isn't big enough for all of them. Right. You have to put them on micro-hish. You need to get a U-Haul or we're just going to have to spend some time scanning. So this gets a fucking problem. According to CNN, so the authority spoke to that teacher that she was talking about that he tried to strangle. And she described it as he walked behind her while she was sitting in the chair and placed both his arms around her neck pulling down, choking into the point where she could not breathe.

She's sitting in her chair. He comes up behind her and grabs her and tries to choke her to death in the. the classroom. The teacher's assistant had to forcibly remove the student from the classroom to get him off the teacher. So if the assistant wasn't there, who knows what would have happened, you know, they could really remake that little problem child. Well, yeah, this motherfucker sounds like he clamped on like a boa constrictor and just wouldn't

let go. And dude, I am telling you, I don't know what's going to happen with this kid, but we should really just put him down, right? This is like Biden's dog biting everyone. Like, we just got to put it down. try again. There's going to be other children that'll be cute and fun

that can grow up to be adults, not this one. Yeah, let's not give that lady any more of them either. That's a good point as well. So I think that anytime you have a six-year-old boy who steals his mom's gun, brings it to school, and shoots his teacher, and it's proud of it and happy about it, we've got to creep on our hands, people. Vote for Carl at the creepoff.com.

That's right. You can vote to creepoff.com. The poll will be up later today, and we hope that you will take us up on that. Carl, let's hit up some super chat, shall we? Let's start up with the king, David Chandler. Oh, David Chandler. Hold on.

He's got to get a special one from us. Here comes the money. Here we don't. Thanks for the super chat. There's David Chandler, Gandhi, Jesus, and Abraham Lincoln. David fits right in with this group. Yes, he does. David Ched for 20 bucks.

Failed math and murder. Sterecal. De La says, vote Carl. Two bucks from De La. Thank you, De La. Next fix. Thanks for the Canadian 2.79. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving. Screw Columbus Day. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to you too, sir. It's Canadian Thanksgiving the same as our Thanksgiving, where they get a four-day weekend and they spend all one of those days just drinking and eating the whole time. I hope so. Yeah, it really is the best holiday. Good for them. It really is the best. Have a great time.

If you are in a country, it doesn't have Thanksgiving, I feel bad for you. If there's football on all day long, your wife's in the kitchen cooking the whole time. You're just getting fed beers and food. It's great. Well, I'll tell you what, man. Football all day long has been the greatest thing in the world for me. Oh, yeah? And I'm just glad that people take that one day a year to really appreciate it. Uncle Sammy Pooh, 499. I've got a joke to lighten the mood. If Studdery John was a Bond villain, his day would be Dr. No Deodorant.

Boom! Wow. Mosted. How are you going to recover from that one, Stoddard John? Boom! Knock, knock. All right. You've got to love Vinie Carlin.

No. I haven't talked to him at all. No. He called me the other night and I didn't answer because I was at a thing. And I've heard nothing from him. And I didn't hear from him at all last week. I haven't talked to John in nine days. Okay. I mean, roughly nine days. Not talking to someone. Is that something you need to report back to us? Well, I'm not, I'm just want to say I'm a little concerned because I didn't realize so much stuff was going on. Well, he's in Jamaica right now. So it'll probably be expensive for him to call you. Did you see that? See what? I don't want to get into a whole story John Fegg. But for whatever reason, after his YouTube channel was taken down for a week, John decided to own all the trolls by saying, I don't care. I'm taking my girl to Jamaica for a week. I'll be back.

And then he decided to post pictures of Jamaica on Twitter. But he had just gotten there that day and there was already a photo of the pool at nighttime. And then another photo of a restaurant where there was a sign in the back. I'm promoting something from 2019. Like, you can't get past the sleuths on the internet. They will figure out that you're lying. There were no photos that had him in it or his girlfriend. It was just photos he found of Jamaica in random places.

My advice to you, John, find a Jamaican newspaper, hold him up and take a picture. It's about the only chance you got for anybody to believe you was this point. Oh, no. Anyway, meaning, I got a fun treat for us today. Oh, good. You know, typically we do a little thing called, Who are these? creepos. We've been taking a break from that because these true crime shows are grading on me and I've been watching some cop cam stuff and been enjoying that. And I have one today that

maybe it's a little bit of a departure from what the creep off is. But I think we have some younger viewers. I think this is a really good lesson that we're going to learn today about how to treat authorities when you get pulled over and authorities are telling you you did something wrong. It's good to be respectful because if you're not bad things can happen to you, I have a great example of that today. Go ahead. One thing to remember everybody before we do this is the police have a lot of leeway on how to deal with you in a situation. Correct.

And they will let you know that too because there's a lot of people now with the internet who think they know their rights. Everyone thinks they're delete laws now. And they think they can yell the Constitution. And the cops going, oh, sorry, never mind. Go about your day, sir. I forgot about that constitutionally. Not the case. So there's this guy named Deputy Frank Slope.

And he has this thing called Fridays with Frank. Now, the only thing it's annoying about this, it's overly produced. It's a douchey name. Yeah, it's overly produced. This guy thinks he's a star, and there's music in the background, but it is good, though. It is enjoyable. All right, Fridays with Frank. Shall we start?

Let's do it. 56. And tinted windshield. Oh, really? What's up, man? Blue Mustang. How you doing? That's actually not true.

See your driver's license. What did I do? Let me see your driver's license. Mom, I'm getting harassed. Don't touch my car. Getting harassed. What did I do? I wasn't speeding.

I was following my mother. Okay. Do you know what? Let me see your driver's license. I'm not going to ask you again or I'm going to put my hands on you. Let me see your driver's license. Dad, can you come here? I have it.

Stop. Just give me my car. There we go. So, posted speed limit. Well, you're in public, so there's no expectation of privacy. No, there's not. There is not in public. So you're in a, so you're in a,

So you're in a... Did I say run anything? Okay, can you just talk instead of being a... So, you know, can you just fucking talk instead of being a dick, like a bitch? Well, this kid is a bitch. Yeah, I know. But this cop is also kind of a bitch. Yeah, but...

All right. So I think what we're about to see is an entertaining bitch fight. Yeah, this guy's kind of a douche as we kind of establish here. But this kid is, like, I think he's on the phone with his mom or something because he was getting pulled over. So you can see him, like, ducking back into his car and going, Mom, I'm being harassed. I'm like, what do you mean

you're being harassed? You're being pulled over is what you're being right now. What was it? I mean,

I felt like he was about to finish that sentence with call the police. Right, he's like, oh shit, I don't want more

of them here. And then he's like, dad, you got to get over here. So he's already crying to his parents. And this is what's so weird about this generation

and I know I sound like an old man, but really, your kids got to grow the fuck up. I know you want to live with your folks until you're 32 years old and you want them

to solve all your at some point. My YouTube algorithm has been showing me a lot of these videos and one of the

number one things I've been getting a lot of drunk drivers being pulled over, a lot of young kids and all of them say the same thing. Let me call my mom.

I have the right to call my mom. Yep. Yeah, a lot of girls too. They all think that their mom's going to save them when they're blown a point two three

and they're 17 years old driving at 2 a.m. It's like, now your mom's not to be able to help you with this way. Yeah. Don't you understand

the patriarchy at all? Your mom can't like you. Why are people afraid of their parents? I would rather be detained by police than to have my parents be involved when I was this age. Because mom and dad defend their kids to no end now. It's insane. There's nothing that their little precious child does wrong.

It's insane. All right. All right. Now, he's going to say in my next one here, he's going to try to make the defense that I was just driving like everybody else officer. I don't know why I'm getting singled out here. The reason I stopped you is you were in a 35 mile per hour construction zone at 50. miles per hour. How many other cars?

I don't care how many other cars were there. And then you also have a tint of windshield, which is also illegal. So I need to see registration, current proof insurance, please. I bought my car light. Bye. Okay. Fuck what? You just like stop over and over me?

No. I'm going to wait to my pants, me. Okay. So he asked him for license, registration, proof of insurance like they always do. You got to get your trifold out. You got to show them the cops this stuff. This kid is going, no, I'm going to wait to my parents get here. What?

You're going to wait for your parents to get here to give the police officer what he's asking you for? And then the tint thing is hilarious. You did not buy your car like that. Well, he could have bought it off of someone else who tinted the windshield, but doesn't make it less illegal. Yeah. It's the dumbest argument ever. My nephew wants to be a cop. and he has all of his windows fucking did it in his car and I'm like are you out of your

what are you doing what are you doing you're just going to get pulled over why you want to make friends with the guy who pulls you over what are you trying to do also the police officer here what he's doing I see this tactic a lot because this kid is acting like he did nothing wrong so he's just finding everything wrong that he's doing and letting him know like listen I can get you a ticket for this I'll take it for that ticket for this when the police start doing that they want you to start negotiating all right they're not going to write about those tickets if you're just like you know what i'm in the wrong here i can get the tint removed i prom you know whatever it is you got to say that's what you got to start negotiating it's

illegal i wasn't aware of that oh i was not aware of that like that yes you know so what what is the rule how can i get this of compliance it's that fucking easy but this idiot so now his mom shows up in my next clip here mom to the rescue oh christ mom actually shows up yep if you're curious about what's wrong with society it is absolutely everything about this stop So it is this arrogant, condescending attitude. It is... Hi. Hi.

This is my son. Okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Okay. He's speeding.

And he's going to get a ticket. That's it. You are not free to go. Get back in your car. Where's he going? He's walking away. I'm talking my parents. You started to touch.

You opened my door. No, I didn't. You didn't. You told me it. So now this kid's making up lies when he was being filmed. He touched my car. He touched my car, though. He opened my door.

Can we go to the Supreme Court, Mom? He touched my car. His parents show up, and this kid's instinct is, cool. Now I can go grab a burger or something. He just starts walking away. If I was a dad, I'd ask to borrow the cop's gun so I could just piss to with this little fucking idiot. It's insane.

So you can tell the parents are not helping in any single way. Oh, the little prince. Okay, let's see what happens like. And I don't know if you heard this, but his mom said he's having a bad day. Officer, he's having a bad day. Who gives a shit? Who gives a fuck? Give him a break.

Listen, also, by the way, how did you say, what did you say this cop's name was? His name is Frank Slope. Okay. It's spelled really dumb. I just saw it on his name tag. S.L. It's like soup with an owl. Sloop.

Yeah, I know. Frank slew. He pronounces his slope, though. Ugh. So, and saying that he hopes that my daughter dies, that right there is unacceptable. Okay, that's unacceptable under any circumstances ever. So if you could just kind of try to control him while I take care of some business here, I sure would appreciate that. Thank you, sir.

Wow. I don't even have words. Unbelievable. Oh, and he's suspended. And he's been per se suspended, which means it's criminal. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. All right. So this idiot who's mouthing off to the cop thinks his mommy and dad are going to save him has a suspended license because he has a DUI drug arrest.

This kid's already been arrested and he's mouthing out to this. He's not learning lessons, this kid. Did, do mom and dad know about that? I don't know at this point. I would imagine they do because this kid obviously runs to mom. and daddy all the time. So, this is, uh, he said, I hope that your daughter dies. Yeah, the kid said that to his, to the officer, not a smart move.

If you ask me, you're going to piss people off with that. Talking about my kids! You're going to piss people off. Wow. All right. So now he's explaining all the tickets that he's writing up for this guy. And I think they focus on the wrong thing here. They get really bogged down in nonsense.

Oh, are you saying that these parents aren't too bright either? No, they're not. Good. How old is he? He's 19. Oh. 19 okay so he's he's an adult and he's got adult stuff so can i talk to him please um did you happen to see the 35 mile per hour signs over there no sir i thought it was a 45 okay they're they're posted on the side of the road there on in this sitting back to a teenage yeah i get it your first citation is criminal in nature so it's a class two misdemeanor for driving while your license is suspended revoked or canceled your second one is a work zone speed violation with workers present because there's workers present here in this construction zone that's a That's why it's here.

And then fail to produce evidence of financial responsibility simply means that you didn't provide current proof of insurance as requested. And then I asked for it. You just... We have insurance. Okay. I asked you for it. You didn't provide it. I was trying to find it.

I don't know wrong. Okay. We have insurance. That's not true. Okay. But I, the fact that matter is, is... But I asked him... I have a lawyer.

I asked him once. Okay. I don't have to ask a whole bunch times. I simply asked for the... for the information that's requested, and it wasn't provided. You might recall that when he asked him for this, the kid's response was, I'm waiting for my parents to get here. So now they just told him, this is a misdemeanor charge.

It's a criminal charge that I have for you. Also, the tent. Also, prove of insurance. Like, okay, whatever. That's fine. I'm sure you can bring that to court and get that thrown out. That's not the problem here. These guys are arguing over the insurance thing.

I like how the dad is screaming, I have a lawyer. I have a lawyer. You might want to have them show up at courts. Have fun with that. Okay. All right. And then this is the last clip that I had because this dummy really does not understand that you can buy a car from someone with things on it that are illegal.

And the other thing is having improper material on your windows and or windshield. Obviously, having any sort of tint on your windshield is illegal. And when you drove by, I couldn't see. I had no idea how many people were in here because it was all black because it's illegally tinted. Um, there's no stipulation in Arizona state law for a transfer of a vehicle. The fact of the matter is is that there's a material on the window. So, these, these parents suck. They're like, no, no, no, it's okay.

That's how we bought it. It's okay. Um, what do you know, ma'am, that it's not okay has nothing to do with anything? You retard. So I know, I'm sorry. I feel like I'm defending police officers. Uncle Sammy Pooh has a super chat here. Carl's new nickname should be Carl Bootburger with how much.

he loves the authorities. Boom! I know. I hate being on the other. I hate being on the side of things, but these kids are such retarts. Is Vince's lawyer? Probably. Your honor, you can't, you can't blame him.

He bought the car like that. Okay, guys, that was this week's Code Blue Cam. Where can we follow Frank Fridays with Frank? He's on some channel. Yeah, check out Fridays with Frank on YouTube. You'll find that. He might get a subscription for me. He is sarcastic enough.

I'm going to send you one, and I'll send it to you for next week. I'll get you ahead. You're going to love it, and I'll even give the tease here. Young Girl 18. Shoplifting claims that it's because she has a condition. Is she attractive? No. Not the condition you want, not Tourette's.

All right. Is it Wynonna Ryder? Nope. No, okay. Definitely that. Like maybe a character of Beetlejuice. Okay, a different one, yeah. Let's hit up some voicemails are brought to us by our friends in Syracuse.

The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. A court has ordered that the downtown Columbus statue can be removed. We don't care so much about the atrocities. We just thought it'd be cheaper than changing all our science books to say that the world is round. See you in Syracuse. All right. Dude, that reminds me. I did, I put out a video with Eddie Bravo talking to Rose.

and bar about the earth is flat. Yeah, I need to watch that one. Dude, the comments on my YouTube, I got to bring that to Anthony's show today. The comments on my YouTube channel, I was just like, Carl, you're fucking idiot. You don't realize that the earth is flat because of ba, blah, bab, bab, bab, ba, and dig but deep.

I was like, are these people also joking or what is going on right now? It seems like there's a lot of flat earthers out there. Yeah, well, if you're a flat earther and you're watching this show, please let us know why. Yeah, call in. I would love to know. I would love to know.

Have you guys done that on suburb surfing yet? Flat Earthers? No, but it is on our short list. Yeah, you've got to do that. You'll probably get someone who wants to comment for that. Yeah. Tonight we're doing, we're doing something fun tonight, you'll see. Cool. Had to vote for Carl.

Richard Chase was framed. No, sir. I don't believe he was. Ah, yes. Nope. Nope. Got that right. This is one of my favorite voicemels I've ever heard.

It actually makes me proud of this show. Dear Jesus, I'm just calling to ask forgiveness for my sins. I'm a good person. Yes, I did laugh at somebody stabbing a dead person in the asshole, shoving dog shit in their mouth, and calling the murder of a one-month-old shooting fish in a barrel. But I'm a nerd. I take care of people.

I'm a good person, I promise. Thank you. You're well. welcome. That's just if I realized like we really did present that

an entertaining way. Here's somebody who voted for you too bad they were wrong. Hey Carl, hey Vinny. So I'm voting for Carl this week

because as per usual Vinny has taken the easy way out and brought in a subject that has been done to death on every other truth of crime podcast in history of the world

Richard Chase. That and I think working with stuff and John was probably worse than not wanting to go to Gary, Indiana, because that place is a shithole, but I can't understand wanting to work with John. So, uh, yeah, that's all I got. Don't call me back. Okay. Let me ask you a hypothetical. Two great points, sir. Let me ask you a hypothetical for the wheel of consequences. Okay. Just, just a hypothetical. Way to docks all our comments. Jesus Christ. It's fine. It's fine. You're right. The stand-up set written by Cardiff.

Yeah. Wouldn't it be great if I just had you open for John doing your stand-up set for I'm not allowed in the building But let me ask this question Let's say if I was to make it If I was to smooth that out Oh I gotta get an FVP chant going here If I would smooth that out

Yeah Would you open for stuttering John performing The stand-up set that Cardiff writes for you? Because that will heavily influence my decision If it's a winner's choice I mean If you are safe, of course If we can guarantee your safety

What could I do Can I do it the night before before Suburated Survey or something? I don't want to be in the building with John. Sure. No problem. I'm not joking about that. I just threw that at you.

I was fucking around. I don't want to see him. I don't want to talk to him. No problem. You do whatever you want. No interest at all. Okay. Well, that's what would make it a consequence.

No, I know. Well, okay. All right. If you... No, it's fine. I'm sorry. You balked. You're good.

Don't worry about it, Carl. It's just that John really doesn't want me there. And I know that you're his best buddy and you can maybe smooth things over for me. if you want to try you can try I just want all my friends to be friends I know you do buddy you're a good guy Gabe I don't know

it's just my lot in life to be an unfunny fat guy it's fucking great getting beat up over here and yet you vote for them and yet these same retards any more voicemails over there yeah

we had a lot of voice mails this week Carl if you're just going to pick the biggest creep in 1978, you should have picked James Gordon. Thank you, fuck you by. Good point. Very good point. Here we

go. Here's one from our pal, DP. Hey guys, your old pal D.P. I would like to renominate my fucking ex-wife for the creep of Lifetime. I called back a little while ago because she

ended up taking my social security number and opening fucking accounts and shit. Now, she's putting my phone number in, like, Craigslist and shit saying, free Xbox. I mean, that's... You mean, fucking call the day I'm getting?

This bitch needs to die. And the worst part is, is it's not legal. It's legal for her to do this somehow, but I can't just go like choke the life out of her. I haven't talked to her in over 10 fucking years. Women are crazy.

fucking Italian women are the worst that you fuck you by his problem is he's not legally allowed to choke the shit out of her that's too bad oh Jesus dude I'm sorry to hear that that sounds you know that might be a great consequence

free Xbox with your phone Oh there you go Oh no That'd be funny All right We got a bunch of voice mails today And I'm trying to make sure I had them You know what I'm going to call it

We got, all of them are very long. You guys got to keep the 45 second rule, please. Yeah, remember when you leave a voicemail. Unless it's a creep report, unless you're reporting a creep, sure, 45 seconds, okay, guys? You're all very guilty of violating that rule, so therefore we are moving on to the Scub Parade. Scum Parade, take me on a raid of these fucks your raids that these creeps have made. Scum Parade, Vinny and Carl going to tell you. about some fuck shit

Scum parade Like stories of a kid Fucked by his mom or dad Soaking up a blood of a cat Scum parade Carl Have you ever been to a Buckees? No, I haven't

And it's odd what they're known for But I'll let you start off here Well, Buckies is a convenience store For those of you who don't know what it is I've never been to one I don't know where they are. If you have been to one, fill me in in the chat. So the son of Bucky's convenience store's co-founder has been arrested for secretly recording dozens of guests at his father's multimillion dollar Texas Lakehouse.

Michael Wasick, he's 28 years old. He's facing 28 separate state jail felony charges for invasive visual recordings. He allegedly recorded at least 13 people using bad. bathrooms in the $8.2 million lakehouse and other properties. Can you get herpes by filming people? Did you see the photo of this kid? This guy's got herpes sores.

Oh, over his face. Like, oh my God. Like, I imagine, his face looks like what I imagine a hooker's vagina looks like. Yes. It is just... Imagine. Bumpy. Very bumpy.

He's accused of secretly recording males and females using toilets, showering, changing clothes, and or having sex. A woman said her and some friends were visiting the property when Mitchell Wessek, when one of the group members, was one of the group members who works in a cybersecurity department for the Department of Defense spotted a charging port with a concealed camera plugged into the wall of their bathroom. That's the problem. You can never rent to people in cybersecurity because they're all a bunch of tattletails.

All of them. That's all they care about. The group departed with the camera and discovered on its microcar. of videos of themselves and others in bedrooms and bathrooms at the lakehouse in the Dallas apartment. They were unaware that the recordings existed in the bedroom and bathroom. They indicated they did not consent to being recorded or photographed. The woman informed the Travis County Sheriff's Department that the police report was filed with the Dallas cops and the camera and microSD were turned over to them. A warrant was obtained to review the contents of the camera discovered 68 movies files holding at least 13 males and females being recorded using toilets like I said.

A woman said she had some friends Wow, I fucking double-fucked up my shit The group departed with the camera The woman informed the cat da-da-da-da And now he is being charged I fucked up So the best part is that Fat unfunny and dumb folks

They talk about They talk about what Buckees is This convenience store is chain of convenience stores Yeah And it says it's store best known for their clean bathrooms Yeah So the apple doesn't fall far from the tree If the father was obsessed with bathrooms

The kids obsessed with bathrooms That's the only defense. They're like, how do we get a bunch of strangers in here using the bathroom? I don't know, sell them cola or something. We got to give them something because we got to get these guys in here peeing. It's the only defense he could have. I had a camera in there to make sure that the bathroom was properly cleaned. It's so bizarre.

It was just a weird twist. We did miss some super chats. If you want to get caught up real quick. Sure, let's do it. I believe it was, yeah, starting Uncle Sammy Pooh, happy Leaf Erickson Day. Hinga dinga Durgan. Nimrob 71 Jafaka

Okay David Chandler needs to adopt that six-year-old, no way Oh, that would be a funny consequence Now the listeners have to do funny things I like it No, that's me, you know what, that's going on the wheel Become legal guardian of that six-year-old There was, we were watching the football game yesterday

at NFL Network, they don't have as good as sponsors as like CBS and Fox And one of the ads that kept running was for adopting a teenager. I'm like, if there's no 30-second spot in the world is going to convince me to adopt a teenager, that's insane. Let's bring in somebody else's problem, right? Have you seen that? The guy who plays Shazam's just like,

hey, you can be a superhero by I adopted a teen. Like, no, it's a terrible idea, sir. Honestly, dude, I'm really am pro adoption. Yeah, of course. But I'm just sitting to myself going, oh, what a good thing to do. And I'm going, oh, fuck, no. all at the same time. Yeah.

Guess what? The bad part of me wins out. Uncle Sammy Pooh, again, another $5. People acting like Karen Brennan's out here trying to stop John's show at the Carlson. SMH. Mm-hmm. All right. So let's keep moving.

Let's talk about a gentleman by the name of Andrew Joseph Bischoff, Carl. Okay. Now, he is a volunteer firefighter, and he's recently been suspended. Would you like to know why, Carl? Yes. He was suspended. because he was trying to make some busy work for himself and started setting people's houses on fire.

I believe he's accused of setting fire to four houses, one of them being his next-door neighbors. Yes. The next-door neighbor and a family member down the road. Yeah. Was another one. Now, firefighters are often pyromaniacs. I think we've talked about this on the show before,

where I grew up in Spencerport, New York. Our fire hall was burned down when I was a kid. And we had so many fires. Volunteer Fire Department We had so many fires In our village There are just big plots of land Where there used to be buildings

All through the village of Spencerport And it's funny Because growing up I just thought this what happened Like buildings burned down a lot And since I've grown up and left that place I've yet to see places burnt Well there have been a couple of the city

But not like it was in Spencerport Yeah That's the funny thing about like small town Ship burns down a lot of it Yeah It's weird right And you would think of a small town Like the fire department

it would be closer. Well, they are. They're so close. They were in the building before it started burning. That's the problem. All right. So here's the problem.

I'm not going to get into the minutia of every detail of all four of these structures. But I will tell you this, Carl. They went and did an investigation after all of these fires and they realized they were all intentionally set. Yeah.

So then they just started looking at surveillance cameras around the area. This dumb fuck was on camera at all fucking four of them. Dude, I hope this kid grows up and learns how to not get caught so easily, because that's bad. All fucking four. Well, also, did they check, was he in Hawaii? Do we know?

What about Joe Biden's house? We had that kitchen fire. Was he there, too? He says he was in Jamaica. Okay. Carl, I find this really funny. He's no longer a firefighter. He is being charged with all sorts of arson.

And to do it next door is a special type of dumb, isn't it? I would imagine, yeah, because he could probably, like, set your house on fire and be some damage from it. Yeah. Plus, it's, you're really close by, so. You want to keep up with the category of creepy kids? Sure. I got a, I got a 14-year-old who's got a bit of a problem. Okay.

Down in Alabama, he's a 14-year-old. He had a hit list of members of his family he wanted to kill, and he's been arrested after he confessed to shooting dead his 17-year-old brother. Dude, you got to just be able to memorize the family members you want to kill. Yeah. Never write it down. Just memorize. it. I mean, writing it down is dumb, but then could you imagine how stupid you sound as you're writing it down? It's like, okay, number one on my list. Mom, no wait, no wait. Bill.

Brother. Brother. Yeah. Then my, no, Uncle Steve. You're an idiot. Don't write it down. Or working out of the whiteboard and then erase it. But you've got to memorize that list. Whiteboards can be intracult to, you know, facilitating crimes. Correct. Just use a whiteboard. Carl's right. Now, this incident took place in Pike County in Banks, Alabama. The 17-year-old had been missing since Monday, but had not been reported to law enforcement,

because I don't know if you know this down in Alabama, kids run around free range. So the parents weren't too concerned, if you know what I'm saying. While interviewing the 14-year-old who's not been named, he confessed to the murder, and according to Sheriff Russell Thomas, he told classmates he wasn't done. He stayed at his brother, got up and staggered out of the residence and out the back door, where he then fell at the bottom of the steps. The other son, the unnamed one who shot him, dragged him about 60 yards to the back of the property, then called his friends and asked one of them to come help him murder the rest of his family and help him bury their bodies.

That's a tough one because I don't want to turn on this guy. I don't be like, no, I'm not your friend anymore. You know what I mean? I want to still be his friend. I'd make up a lie. Mom, just put dinner on the table. Sure. Yeah.

My aunt's coming over. Uh, sure, yeah. Go to Jamaica. Uh, the friend also stated that the 14-year-old had a hit list at his book bag of family members who wanted to kill and made statements about wanting to shoot up to school. The father eventually discovered the body after he'd been called to pick up the boy from school, claiming that he was upset about his missing brother. Yeah, I would be too. So normally, when kids go around talking about how they're going to shoot up the school, it's a pretty funny joke that they're making and you can't take it seriously. One of the funniest things.

One of the funniest things that kids can do. these days in high school. Don't do that. But when you've already murdered your brother, I think you have to take that a little bit more seriously than I normally would. Yeah. The sheriff also found out the boy had made what they terminated disturbing and threatening statements at the school the day of the murder. So he is being held and there's a hearing schedule next week to decide if he's going to be an adult or a, you know, go as a juvenile. And either way, brother's dead. This kid made a list like an idiot and you know you give up when you make a list here's what you do kids this is why

you're all stupid when you make a list right you can't just like make up a story about self-defense right good point you can't just make up later that he came at me he wouldn't share the xbox whatever the fuck it was he got all the chocolate milk whatever you shot this fucking kid you now may look like oh yeah i'm a lunatic dummy all right last story carl you want to go to australia yeah let's do Now, an Australian man wants his name cleared, Carl. A gentleman by the name of Jaden Daniel Sabby, he's 32. He's been charged with one count each of grievous bodily harm, torture, deprivation of liberty, and robbery. Now, according to the police, on September 7th of 2020, So being two other men broke into a 35-year-old man's apartment, they beat him up, punched him, kicked him.

Investigators claimed that the thugs had armed themselves with knives and proceeded to rummage. through the victim's belongings. They took about $200 and his mobile phone. And that's not all. Hold on a second. I would never steal a tracking device. Anything that uses GPS, I would leave at the scene of the crime.

I don't know why this is so difficult for people. Don't steal an iPad. Yeah, don't steal the computer. Don't steal a computer. It doesn't say how these guys got caught, but I'm just guessing that could be it. It doesn't help. Well, they made the man sit down on his couch,

and he told the cops, one of the crooks snarled him and said, you're not going anywhere until you cut your dick off. Wow. So we pretty much said, let's see that dick. Pretty much. But he also was like, thanks for the $200, but I need you to cut your penis off now in front of me. Vinny, they don't have guns there, right?

They have, they have, they have knives. In Australia, they do have knives. They have knives. I don't know what would convince me to cut my own penis off. I would, I would not do that. There's no level of, I mean, that is the most torture possible. So I don't know what these guys could do to him. So here's the possibility that I'm going to float out here.

Yeah. Because this guy, Sobe, is like, hey, man, I may have robbed them, but I didn't make the guy chop his dick off. I think, and I'm going to throw this out here, and I don't want to, I don't want a victim blame. Yes, you do. Okay, I'm going to victim blame a little bit. Let's do it. Here's a possibility. I want to turn into Daniel Craig from Knives Out right now.

Here's the possibility. Is it possible that these men. broke in after this man had already been trying to saw off his own penis. And then he's just trying to blame it on one of the guys. So they made me do it when he realized this is preposterous. What am I doing? And I could blame it on these guys.

It was like he was able to blame them because of the circumstances. Now, his story is that he was handed a serrated knife. And as these thugs watched, the man tried to cut off around two millimeters of his penis. Now, if I had bothered to learn the metric system. I would know how much of your penis

that is, but it doesn't sound like much. Well, 50% of yours, but yeah, it's not a lot. Yeah. Ooh, 50%. That'd be right in the middle of your cock. When the knife failed to have the desired effect because of a dull blade, he used the mobile phone as a hammer

to smash the knife through to get the part off that they wanted off. My favorite comment underneath this story, somebody wrote whatever. Whatever. That's fine. It happened to me twice.

So, Sobie, he's out on bail. He pled not guilty, and he didn't enter any other pleas in this. And he says he's going to take this to trial. And on Wednesday, he was handed down 12 months probation after pleading guilty to other charges, including under the influence of drugs and possessing dangerous drugs and drug utensils. It does seem unlikely that this guy would make someone cut their penis off when they've broken into the house. Now, Vinny, we do have. more super chat. If you guys have

any more other super chats, let's get those in. We're trying to wrap things up. Daniel Adams for two bucks. I got drunk and missed the live again. Alcoholism. Fix that. Stop being alcoholism. Yeah. Okay. I have enough alcoholics in my life right now. Do we have by any chance?

What do you need? Do we have a suggestion or two that we're going to add to the wheel? Do we find something people put in to our comment section? All right, guys. We've got to decide right now. I don't know if you saw something as we were going um i think you should cut off your penis okay that's one that's one i probably won't get to you anytime soon oh what did i do oh my god i'm sorry guys that was my fault all right let's look at

this we got to make some decisions here yeah we do what are we going to change here i feel like we had some good ones before but i don't want to let carl off her off easy kids so i'm looking Carl, do you see any here? Be the biscuit in the game of soggy biscuit. Probably not going to do Bukaki as a consequence. How do you feel about driving to Tom Myers restaurant? No, we're not driving to Baltimore. How about this?

How about you have to spend it? How about this? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Instead of doing the two-hour, no guess, you have to listen to three of Tom Myers' four states. of albums back to back with no guests oh that's interesting okay but you'd probably have to do that

on the patreon because he'll copyright strike you for playing this shit that's true but we'll put it out there so that'll be on patreon it open so you could go over there and watch it hmm okay so there's there's an idea and then the other idea was um what two hours with the same song on a loop and no guest or something like that or what did you want to do yeah i said that but that's very similar to this i'm I go Tom Meyer's stand-up torture. Okay. That's pretty awful. That sounds really bad.

Yeah. I should make you do 12 hours of it like I had to do for terrible podcasts. All right. I have one more open space, folks. Was it 12 hours? I think it was... According to some people 11 hours and 15 minutes. Yeah, okay.

But I don't think that's accurate. I'm looking for suggestions, folks. Give me something good. Impregnate your spouse. Fuck no Let's see Get braces Oh that's a good one

That is a good one Call your mother a cunt How about that? Can we put that other year After call your mom a cunt? I did that in Philly When she told Dick Masterson about Wicott Oh shit

Solo guest host Yo remember the 90s Hard pass Yeah it sounds terrible Huh someone wrote drink less oh yeah how about you're not allowed to have a drink for a week that's fine no alcohol for a week that's fine okay can you do that sure are you going to

get the shakes i think i'll be all right okay that's not fun then if you were getting the shakes i'd be in on that set up a dunk tank at the comedy club and live stream we talked about doing that at dabblecon we wanted to get um chad in there trying to remember who we're going to put it there oh man here's one two hours of girls farting videos that would be fun must do no nut november oh wow that would be really hard to police i think uh here we go yeah here's a good one nail your penis to a wooden chair yeah i'm not stevo stevo would do it i know uh how about this simple loser has to watch the last jedi three times in a row Oh, God.

That's terrible. Okay. That's the winner. Last Jedi. Carla, last Jedi three viewings. You can watch that awesome part where the lady from Jurassic Park saves everyone over and over again. That movie sucks. Sure does.

So, Carl, those are your choices. Those are your consequences unless you land on winner's choice or pass to spin. are you ready to come over here and give this a spin? Let's do it. All right, come on. All right, folks, Carl's coming on over. I know my face is jarring to see that large. Sorry, everybody.

Carl, spin that wheel, bitch. Rune for an eight. We need an eight. All right, let's see what number two is. stand-up set written by Cardiff. I guess I'll tell you what. You want to do your stand-up set written by Cardiff? It's subreddit surfing live, Carl, is fine by me.

Okay. That's fine by me. I'll take it. That's a long ways off, though. People are not going to like that. That's fine, but at least we'll know where it'll be done, when and where, and Cardiff will give time to write your set for you. Now, I want it before we get out of here, I know you got to go, Carl.

Yeah. Real quick. I need to thank Becky Lane for this beautiful. Ooh, nice. Thank you, Becky. cross point creep off logo that she made me this is wonderful i got your letter thank you so so much i really love it i've never thought i would be hanging cross stitch in my studio but here we are it's gonna go back there somewhere i truly thank you for that you guys are fantastic thank you for

watching the creep off it's been a great week carol his consequence will be paid off on march ninth here comedy at the carlson that's a pretty fun one actually cardiff has got to be fucking have a massive boner right now. How long is this set going to be? See what he comes up with. I mean, I don't want to see more than like three to five minutes. I mean, I think it like a regular set, like an open

mic set. Okay. It's appropriate. Good luck with Anthony Coomia show today. Watch that on compound media. Go support Carl. Thank you. Yes. Twitch Mooseon. Why don't you give that Anthony Coomia the creep off bump, guys? Give him the creep off bump. Twitchmoosin. That's me. I made that in our chat right

now. That was you, Twitch-Mussen? You're the greatest. Thank you. Thank you. I held it upside down like an idiot. Carl, it is nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good gear. We'll see you next week. The creep off.