The Creep Off - Episode 187: Grace Under Fire

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

This week, Karl and Vinnie finally tackle the construction worker category. In their Cop Cam segment, they watch an enchanting young intoxicated lady use her charms while being arrested for OVI (operating a vehicle under the influence). In the Scum Parade, they learn how to settle a fight in Florida, how not to dress in a JCPenney, and finally, they meet a man who is way too desperate to get on a fixer-up show.The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 1, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Florida Woman Charged With Assault for Shoving Dog Poop in Elderly Neighbor’s Face: Police - The MessengerParents in Seattle confront a naked man at a JCPenney store after he allegedly attempted to inappropriately touch their children | Daily Mail OnlineMan Allegedly Killed Wife Amid Tension Over Home Reno Reality Show Appearance (yahoo.com) Houston area pastor arrested after allegedly raping underage family member over 600 times, impregnating her (click2houston.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Go-cool, co-cool. Guess where you just got into Cool Guysone.

Disgusting Disgusting, Vomit-inducing thing Ola creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true cry podcast, the show that has no tolerance. for cleaning ladies. The cleaning lady just trying to come in here and interrupt us.

Hey guys, it's going to fuck out of here. Dude, I just slammed the door on her and I feel really bad. It's hilarious. But then she kept trying to talk to me. And if you don't slam the door,

it doesn't end well. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. I'm Vinny. We gotta get one of those on-air lights outside of the studio, I think. Or a sniper's nest.

Or a sniper's nest. Yes, there's a lot of solutions. There's a couple things we could probably try out next week. Carl is my co-host. That's him. You know him. You love him. What is happening? Vinnie Paulino, S.J's BFF. What's happening, buddy? I don't want to talk about him right now. No? No. We don't have to. We're not going to. Good. You know why, Carl? Why? Because... You guys fighting? Are you too fighting? I keep things private.

Oh, smart. Okay. Good idea. I'm not mad at John. I'm... Whatever. Um, okay, creep off. I didn't say you were mad at John. The internet is. You brought it up. I did that, didn't I? It's fine. It's all good. All right. Well, either way, it's going to be a great show. Today, we are going to be delving into the world of construction, Carl.

We are going to bring our creepiest construction worker. How have we not done this category yet? Even if we did, it's great to revisit. Okay. So maybe we did. There's a lot of them. I mean, I don't think we did. I don't think so.

I went off of a list of things we haven't done. And this one, we've done years before we got to creepiest construction worker. Like two weeks ago, we were like 1978. Right. We didn't think construction worker. we're not good at our jobs we're awesome at our jobs viny we were saving this one we knew that the creep bob is going to continue to grow

and we wanted to have good episodes even when we're on number like 186 or whatever it is you know i've been seeing lots of great growth carl yeah yeah in your pants oh boom boom i'm on fire today watch out all those extra big cahuna inches i've been pack it on uh no i've been seeing lots of growth i think we have a lot of new listeners so good glad you're joining us for those of you who are new to the show.

Every week we do a contest. Speaking of new listeners, Dr. Steve decided to get us into a text thread with one of his friends who was listening to our show. Were you on that? I was included in on that, and I didn't know what the fuck it was. Anyway, hi, Melissa.

Thanks for listening to the show. We appreciate it. Hi, Melissa. Hi, Dr. Steve's wife's lawyer. Okay. Dr. Steve is a very faithful. Man, right? He's a doctor.

I said with confidence. He's certainly a doctor. Carl said with confidence. He's on lists of doctors. He sure is. Let's bring in our results, go, to find out who won last week's contest. Because last week was the first round of our new round. I guess it was the first week of our new round.

I'll speak English. Yeah, so the way this game works is each week we compete to bring the creepiest whatever category we have. Last week was a wild card. So we just got to bring in the creepy. PPS whatever, but people vote on the creepoff.com and the first person to win five episodes is the winner of the round and the other person has to spend the dreaded wheel of consequences. Which you had to do last week. Which I did last week.

And also I brought my consequence video of me. We haven't really talked about this because you kind of just let it go, but me and the Miami jersey at the Buffalo Bills game. Well, I didn't let it go. I was just waiting when I could rub it in your face in a moment of anger. I see. You didn't even bring the video in your Bills game. Like, I was just waiting to use it against you. I put the video together for us, Vinny.

You brought that today? I did. So I can prove that I did that. Oh, fuck, yes. That'll be great. When do we want to watch that at the end of the show? We can watch it whenever. Okay.

Well, let's bring in our results girl and talk to her about who won last week. And maybe we'll hit that up before we do voicemails. Let's bring in the beautiful, Jessica, who always brings such good news to me. And I always appreciate her great news that she brings. What happened with the voting? What I went to voting this week, Jess? Well, and I'm glad to try and say without mumbling because a lot of you guys said I mumbled. What was that again?

I'm sorry. Could you do me a favor and pronunciate, pal, pronouns? So with 60% of the vote, it was 80 to 52, Carl won. Man, I got to say, winning never gets old. I mean, probably because I'm not used to it. But also, it just never gets old. You know, I'm just going to go ahead and say, um, I don't care, I don't care. It's early, motherfucker.

It was the first round. The man who said he doesn't care is the most. A long way to five, baby. I've been to the mountain. I know how many steps it takes. And I don't care if it takes me. I don't care if it takes me 10 weeks. Well, anyway, I want to thank the Cuzzle Roos for voting for me.

Also, that vote count was down quite a bit from the week before. Wow. Makes me think that that week before vote count was something fishy. But, hey, what do I know, man? I'm just a podcaster podcasting. Is that what it is? You're just a podcaster podcast. I don't know shoot about squat.

Hey, let's update this graphic we have on the screen. I like it when it shows that I'm in the lead. It's always fun. just while he's doing that done anything you want to read as far as feedback we got yeah so we got first one I found on YouTube

from synchronaut the mom definitely gave him the gun and told him what to do oh for your creep right no I remember my creep the six year old shot his teacher that when I heard that story when I first came out that was just ridiculous

yeah it almost makes you want to not become a teacher that's a pretty good reason to avoid the classroom what you're out you're out from doing that so we have to get my master's degree and then what happens children try to murder me i'll probably won't do that let's go to sales thanks though jesus i i i get why you won that one but my lady was like fucking doing lucha librae moves on 80 year olds in her here we go again vini thinks everyone's as into wrestling as he is nobody fucking cares vittie murdered gris Mademothers, man, abuelas. They're all dead.

You had a good story. You brought a good creep last week. You're good at this, Vinnie. People like you. No, they don't. So on Reddit, we have Fixit 403 said, Vinnie brought in a dumpy woman who delivered popcorn at wrestling matches, and Carl brought in a six-year-old boy.

It's an accidental porn search episode. Okay. okay that's just that I know you're just reporting the news I understand yeah we won't shoot your your old pal

DP on YouTube said Carl's creep actually hit his target and only needed one bullet man as soon as his dad gets back from buying Newport he's going to be so proud cheese louise wow

you have to say that's a pretty good shot for a six year old it is because you know normally they hold it like Like six-year-olds don't know how to hold a gun So they hold it sideways like they see on the movies And you miss a lot when you do that It's bad for aiming

His parents probably taught him That's true Let's be real That's good point Oh God, this is a long name Tomaz from Michigan 4873 Said Carl using Drew to do his research

Oh yeah yeah I will say that my cop video I brought last time I did here on the Drew and Mike show. So thank you, Drew and Mike for finding that. Listen, there's never enough thanks to Drew. Correct. There's never enough thanks in the world. Let's see.

What else do you go? Chris 2. I can't. Chris 2-089 said, Dick off wheels and next edition. Say it again. I'm sorry. I was talking over here.

Oh, you're good. You're good. It said, Dick off wheels next edition, guys. That's all it says. it doesn't give an explanation of what dick off means do you know what dick for means what's what's a dick for jessica for peeing he said it yeah i didn't i don't know all right well jessica thank you for those delightful uh comments you got butt-slaar today you know

You know, when I read these, I just, I never do. I just pick it out of the hat. All right. Well, maybe read them in advance. Maybe, yeah, curate a little bit. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you could have wanted to. It's fine.

Yeah, the term curation. You know what? It makes it more entertaining when I don't. You know, when you sit around waiting for me to answer the studio, you can possibly like. For the audience. I don't know. Not for me. I don't know.

If you think that makes it better, please leave that comment on Reddit this week and let just know. your thoughts. Please. They're all going to say no. Just to read. Everybody send all of your correspondence to Jess on our Reddit page. We should start a thread Correspondence to Jess. Yes, good call. I think that'll be helpful. That would be very helpful. We want Jess

to like it, so make sure you post some Jeff Dunham videos in there. Have a good old time on Reddit. She loves it. She loves it. Our slash the creep off. Jess will see you next week at Jess daydreaming on social media. Bye. Bye, Jess. I like Jess when she brings good news like that. Yeah.

She's fun. She's a lot of fun. Yeah, she's great. Is it she? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, listen, I lost. I'm not mad.

I just know I have to do better this week. Correct. You got to step up your game, my friend. So want to ring the bell and let's get started with creepiest construction worker? Well, do you want to hit those quick super chats and then we'll get right into the game. Okay. We could do that. That way, we don't have to do it later.

So hi, Mr. Carl. happy meet you. I happy meet you. Sodomy. Thank you very much for that. Uh, two face lying bastards. Super chat Monday, baby. That's right. I forgot to mention today's a holiday. Super chat Monday. Let's celebrate early and often. Uh, cartographer five bucks. Say what you will about Carl. At least he doesn't make his friends not be friends with their other friends. And have you feeling you owe him for it. That is correct, sir. That is correct. I've never given Vinnie an ultimatum. I'm sure he deserves one.

I would imagine. I would, yeah, I would definitely agree with you, probably so. And that's one of the things I value in a friend. Correct. One of the traits I look for. You ready to get this contest started? Ring it. I won, so I get to go first.

And my construction worker, my construction worker was a roofer working on a project in New Hampshire, and that's when shit went down. See, this guy's originally from Brazil. And as you know, every

person who comes to the United States from South America and other parts of the world are great people that we embrace and can't wait to have in our country working for low wages. With one exception. Earlier this summer, an international crime alert

went out for police to be on the lookout for 29-year-old Antonio Zuse de Abroubrou Vidal Filiu. I says The search started after he was convicted of murdering 11 people. They say he and three other military police officers were responsible for a massacre in Fortaleza, Brazil, in November of 2015. The Rye Police Chief told us today he was working on a construction project at this house. Agents had been staking him out, and then they moved in around 7 a.m. Monday morning.

They say he was taken into custody without any issue, and he's now waiting to go before a U.S. immigration judge before likely being deported. All right, so I want to get into what this guy was up to in his time in Brazil. 29-year-old, I'm going to call him Tony Vidal, because you can tell even that anchor woman was not really good at pronouncing his name. Tony Vidal, got it. We'll just go with that. So I'm going to get into what he was up to down in Brazil. But first, I want you, I want to introduce you to Sammy Johnson, who was his co-worker. And he's a framer, and he was working on this project as well when the police and ICE ran in.

and detained this gentleman, and this guy's fun. Federal immigration officials stormed in with helmets, rifles, and flash grenades. And then this flashbang hit, and like, so we're both in shock. Sammy Johnson says the agents swarmed around one of their co-workers, who they knew simply as Tony Vidal. Authorities say his full name is Antonio Jugeet, Diabrebro-Vidal-Filiu, one of the most wanted men in Brazil. So we're just, you know, okay, okay, okay, you know,

we had nothing to do with it. So it's a pretty epic way to start your Monday morning, you know? Pretty epic way there, Sammy. Pretty epic. I like this guy. I want to work with this guy. Do you notice no one has been able to pronounce this man's name? Nope.

Nobody's gotten it right yet. And it's actually Antonio Jose de Abri. Damn it. I fucked it up. How are you even attempting it? Why did I even attempt it? And someone's going to tell me it's Portuguese. That's not how you pronounce any of these words.

With your club tongue? I know. That was stupid of me. Anyway, so Tony Vidal, let's hear more because another news crew got with Sammy. Sammy was ready to talk to the cameras. He couldn't wait. You have your nerves, your adrenaline's going. And then there was a snippet in my head thinking like, am I going to get shot?

A terrifying scene the morning new dad and framer Sammy Johnson returned to work on the construction site in a residential area of Rye, New Hampshire, after having his newborn baby Wesley. This flashbang just went. It was like, Kaboom. and I'm like looking over down at the end of the driveway. And then this F-150 comes bombing up the driveway, turns, blue lights, but no sirens. And these guys just come out and they're like, you know, just bombing around the car. And they're like, get on the crowd, my vibe. Little did Johnson know, one of the roofers on the job, a guy known as Tony was an international fugitive.

So these guys have just been working together. They're out of the construction site. And all of a sudden, all of these police and federal feds show up and are, guns out flash bombs it must have been some kind of scene on a monday morning i agree but you know what i realize i like about this guy sammy what's that there's this thing that the best witnesses on television news do that he's doing so what they create it well it's not so much recreate it it's putting yourself like they tell from their perspective and not so much reporting yes uh the the front door broke open and a bunch of guards came in and grabbed him it's like yeah man i was

standing there by the radio and I was like flipping through night it was the work zone so they had two for tuesdays and then shit man I was listening to zeppelin and the door blows open and I'm like am I going to get shot by these guys? It's like this whole thing of their experience in it and not actually reporting what everybody wants to know that just makes them like kind of cute and innocent whimsical even so this guy Tony Vidal was sentenced to 275 years in prison in Brazil before he left Brazil and came to the U.S. The former Brazilian military police officer had been involved in the 2015 Curio Massacre,

which was the murder of 11 individuals, including teens after the death of a police officer. El Globo said that the murders had been retaliation for the death of a Brazilian police officer in Fort Elisa. Some of the victims of the killings had been teenagers who had only been accused of minor crimes. Four of those killed had been under the age of 18, three aged between 18 and 19 years old.

One resident previously told Globo that uniformed police officers had been invading homes and dragging people out into the street. They told the outlet, they dragged him out of the house and shot him and another friend of his

who was shot outside while already lying on the ground. So these cops got real pissed off with this neighborhood just started dragging people out of their homes, putting them on the ground and murdering them. Well, can I ask a question? Of course you can.

What if, and just for the sake of argument, What if these Brazilian police officers were some type of precogs where they knew about the crimes that were going to happen? Right. And they were actually the ones who were really going to help solve the problems in Brazil. Minority report, yeah. Yeah, they were minority reporting it. What if that's the case? What say you, Carl?

Well, then I'd be like, she. My guy's a hero is what you would say. No. Basically, what I'm saying is this guy murdered 11 people between the ages of 16 and 19. in cold blood execution style and it's pretty brutal so that is my creepiest construction

worker vote for Tony Vidal at the creepoff.com what say you? Vinny Paulino well Carl my creep today has a perfect construction worker name Mac Ray Edwards All right It's a great name

I dig it now guys originally from Arkansas You can imagine dumb drawled dumb voice joins the Army Corps of Engineers specializing in heavy machinery. After the service, he gets married, settles outside of Los Angeles. He gets a great job working as a heavy equipment operator contracted by the California Department of Transportation. So in other words, Carl, during the 50s and the 60s, all of the highway projects in the state of California, my guy was working on. Nice. Like in Southern California, basically.

Before it was a shithole, yeah. Correct. So he was building all the Ventura Highway, all those beautiful, highways when they were first constructed, this guy had a hand in it. Sounds like a great guy. All right. The creepoff.com is where you go to vote. Well, he was a nice guy to everybody in his neighborhood.

He bought a nice piece of property, Carl. He had a beautiful house. He raised horses on it. And he used to let all the neighborhoods kids come over and ride the horses. How fun. Nice dude, right? He didn't have kids of his own. Uh-oh.

Yeah. But he let all the neighborhood kids come over. I know a guy from Southern California who had an amusement park in his home. And that wasn't good. so this is making me nervous well this guy says to that guy hold my beer oh because you wonder why i'm talking about kids here folks well a weird thing happened to old mac on march six nineteen seventy he walks into the l a police department and gives them quite the tale about his morning that day okay he says you see earlier in the day my 15 year old friend who is never

named in any of these articles or reports sure uh we went over to my neighbor edgar cohen's house right so we went over to old edgar's house and uh we decided to kidnap his three daughters Valerie cindy and jan who are 12 13 and 14 years old don't say shit for attention it's not cute so he then explained that he forced these girls to write notes saying that they're all running away from home together and will never be coming back wait what then he puts them all into a car and drives them to bocay canyon which is in the national forest uh in new old california for the the purposes of raping and killing them now once he gets the three girls out of the car old mac has a problem car okay they do that thing there's three of them and there's one of him or there's two of

him because he's got the 15 year old with right yes buddy two of them book it in separate directions smart and they only grab the one so mac freaks the fuck out because after all these are his neighbor's kids yeah they recognize if they know who he is right they might actually tell someone what happened well of course they're going to tell somebody what happened they sound like tattle tails right so old old fucking mac just goes ah all right i guess i'll drive to the police station and that's where we catch up with mac after i see the two girls escaped and he left the other one in the forest by yourself and drove to l a to the police station didn't even bother taking her back now here's he's already in trouble at that point right yeah and he literally says to the cops he goes

oh shucks i figured i'd just save you all the trouble oh that's nice of them yeah he's a good guy he is and He says, and by the way, I've done this like six more times, and I've never had this happen to me before. I usually kidnapped dumb kids. Yeah. These kids are too smart for me. This is what he explains to the cops after, because he's trying to get a little bit of sympathy.

He says, listen, I have a guilt complex. I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep. It was beginning to affect my work. You know, I'm a heavy equipment operator. That long grader I'm using. Now, that thing costs a lot of money. It's about $200,000.

And, you know, I might wreck it or turn it over and actually hurt somebody. you know. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. Which is a very weird thing to say, considering that he then confesses to murdering six children. Oh. Well, guess what? You don't have to use that piece of equipment anymore, so don't worry about that. It turns out that he sexually molested and murdered three children from 1953 to 1956, and then molested and murdered three more from 1968 to 1969. Listen to this fucking story. He just confesses all of this because two got away. He just shows up and he's like, well, I felt guilty anyway, so might as well tell you. His first victim was an eight-year-old.

She disappears from a refreshment stand at a flea market. Matt kidnapped her, took her to his house, raped her, drove her to the same forest he took these other girls, manually strangled her, then threw her over a bridge. Whoa, you got butt-slam! The next day, he decides to go back because these fucking weirdos always love to go back and admire their way. sure and uh when he gets there he finds the little girl is still fucking alive uh-oh and she had crawled after he threw her off the bridge she had crawled like a hundred yards away from where it was and when he got down to her she was unable to move or speak she was just laying there but still like conscious so he took out his pocket knife and stabbed her to death so vanny this is a sad

story yeah oh it was kind of a bummer oh well i didn't know that i didn't even get to the saddest part yet i didn't know that's what this was yeah well i was happy for a minute that like she survived and that you know he was like i can't have that so he then buried her under an abingment near the santa anna freeway with uh one of his back hose okay so eventually they had to dig up part of the highway to find this girl oh that's a noise of construction yeah backing up traffic he did this a lot carl most of his victims ended up in parts of the highway in california pretty smart so yeah like he's got to explain to the cops later this. So where'd you say you buried her?

Well, you know where you're going down the Ventura Highway South and you hit that bump over by exit 67? Yeah. Yeah, that's where you're going to find the nine-year-old. Yeah, I put on a tire on that fucking thing. Yeah, I know. Sorry about that.

Yeah. So his second victim, Carl, this is really fucked up. Complete innocent bystander, which makes us even crazier. He goes into this house. He breaks in to kidnap a 13-year-old girl that he's eyeballing. She's not home.

But her 16-year-old brother Gary was there. and Gary looked at him, saw him in the house, so he just pulled out his gun and shot him to death and left. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Better not to get busted for burglary. He might as well just murder this kid. Right.

So he's not into raping the boys, though. Is that what you were telling me? No, he was into that too. Oh. The next one, Donald Allen, Todd, he was 13. He disappeared in 1969 when leaving school. He took him below a bridge just a mile and a half from his house, raped him and then shot him and left him there.

I'm not going to go through all of these. One of these kids, Rogerdale Madison, lived five houses down from Rogers. And Edward stated that he lured Roger into an orange grove that was near their houses and tricked him into agreeing to be tied up as part of a game, which is the same thing, what's his name in Chicago did? The clown. Gacy used to do to the fucking dudes, hey, let me show you a magic trick and he'd tie him up and murder them. You ever been to an orange grove, though? Beautiful. Magical. Listen, if I was in a dying in Orange Grove, I don't think I'd complain.

I think that'd probably be a good way to go. It's a good, good scent. Yeah, smells nice. It does. Of course, then it starts smelling like, you know, copper pennies as you're bleeding out. True. And then eventually a rotten corpse, so yeah. Yeah.

So he stabbed this kid to death that buried his body with a bulldozer in a compaction hole under California State Route 23 and Thousand Oaks. Okay. Then also, he killed someone who I guess was related to him. A girl named Brenda Joe Howell, who was related to his wife. He got a friend named Donald Lee Baker to lure her out to go for a bike ride. Then he got behind both of them kind of separated and murdered them both. He slipped both of his girls. Now, here's the fun part, Carl.

Yeah. He goes to jail. They sentenced him to death in 1971. And because he really did have that guilt complex, he saved us the trouble of killing him. He hung himself in his cell in 1971. Those were the only ones, the only murders that he admitted to. But walking around the jail, he told people some inconsistent stories that he may have killed up to 18 kids. And if he killed 18 and he felt so guilty, I would assume he probably just killed the six.

Maybe he was just trying to talk some shit. Which makes him a liar and a creep. All right. So voted the creepoff.com this week and vote for your pal Vinny. Vote it up. Oh, now we're doing the veto voting up? Yeah, I stole it. All right.

All right, Carl. So that's the contest. That's it, folks. That's why you came here. Those are your choices. Now we got that out of the way the show can begin. All right. Now, what do you want to start with?

We want to do some, what's our next segment, Carl? Let's do our next segment because I've been having a lot of fun. You know, we used to do who are these creepos. We'll probably get back to it at some point where we analyze other true crime podcasts. But lately, I've been really enjoying the. cop cam videos they just suck you in don't they and this i found a real fun one for us today veney i think you're going to enjoy this it involves a young lady who had a little bit too much to drink got into a hit and run thought she was going to escape and did not we're just going to play these

in order start with my uh my video number one all right folks here we go video number one can't you Stop plumbing like that? Nope. Do you have anything in your pockets? Oh yeah? Oh yeah. I don't know. You want to check me?

Touch me real quick. It may be intervised. Alright, stop. Sitting there. No, because you don't want to stop. Are you on something right now? No. I just came for dinner with my trip.

How much you have to drink there? Two doubles. Two doubles of Wad. Pichon. Okay. So you are drunk. And I'm going to keep it up with you. Where's the owner of that vehicle?

I don't know. Who's Donna Smith? I just bought it. All right. All right. So it starts off, it doesn't seem like she understands how serious this is. She goes, oh, yeah, yeah. This is 6.30 in the evening, by the way, in Ohio.

She goes, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm just coming from a friend's house. We had a couple doubles. Doubles of what? It doesn't matter, officer. Jared Murrick picked it up. Trick. She's a hooker. Well, you're close.

You're getting warm. Let's put it that way. So now she decides she's going to charm this officer. She knows how to talk to guys and get her way. Okay. Okay. Let's see what's up. Are you injured?

No. Do you need EMS? No. No. I need to talk to you. What? Don't hit me with a what. What do you need?

Don't try me because I used to be a parent-a-medic. Okay. Don't hit me with it what you need. Okay. Because I know that you want to listen to more than what I got. What is your name? You want a drug bust. What's that?

You want a drug bust. Don't you? Do you have drugs in the car? I don't. Okay. All right. And you want to check it? We are going to check it.

My trick? That vehicle is going to get toes. Okay. So you're going to get my clothes out of it? All right, yeah, we'll get what you need out of it. What is your name? Stay in the car. Stay in the car.

Okay, I understand. Get in the car. Get your leg in the car. Listen, handsome man. Get your leg in the car. You feel some type of way because my leg ain't in the car? Get your foot in the car. Just stop.

What is your name? Alright, so she's in a good mode. Did she just say you feel it some type of? away because my leg ate in the car. Yeah, yeah. She thinks that she's charming the pants off this guy. I got to be honest with you. I think she's great. I love her. I kind of have been loved with her too. I love this

girl so much. He's like, hey, it's a man. Come on. What is this a drug boss? He's like, do you have drugs? No. That it's not a drug bus, ma'am. I love her. Oh, she's great. So then he asks her, so she gives her name and then, and trust me, I've Googled it.

And then he asks her for social security number. She doesn't know it. That's not. That's a math question, and that's not fair for this. So then, Social Security number is not a math question, Phidney. So then another police officer shows up, and she gives him a different answer than she gave the previous officer. Uh-oh. That's never good.

None of that even makes sense. Claire, confirming she's under 21. Three doubles. Three doubles? Yeah. So six. You had six drinks? Six drinks of patrol.

That's why it smells like that. Clear. With a lime, too? A lime. Damn. You know that's going to have. Where are you drinking? I was drinking at my friend's house.

At dinner, where's your friend live? I really don't know, because I'm not from Ohio. Yeah, you want to handle the CO2. I just got in Ohio two days ago. ACDA. East ADA. I'm just going to do HGN. ACA.

Have you had an OBI before? No. All right. So OVI is what they call a DUI in Ohio. I know that because of one Chad Zumach doing some research on that asshole. Taught me that. Oh, man. Operating a vehicle while intoxicated.

I can picture of the bag of the cop car going, Oviya. So she's having a lot of fun right now. She's not feeling any pain. She's having a good time. She's flirt with these officers. Yeah, she's all right. She's all right. Have to love this.

This is the best part of these officers' day. Oh, they're enjoying this. They're getting every chance they kind of talk to this woman. Yeah. They're taking advantage of it. So if you go to my next track, this is fun because they ask her if she has proof of insurance. She takes a friend. Do you have insurance for that vehicle?

Yes. What do you think I am? Some broke-ass hub. I think you're drinking and driving right now. Definitely. Because who can stand a regular without drinking? Who can what? Now? You can't sell a dick without selling it before it comes.

What do you mean? You understand that? No. No? No. You gotta make it hard before it comes. Okay. Did you just move here from Georgia?

Yes. Okay. How long you've been up in Cleveland? Like maybe a year. Why'd you move up here? Because I didn't know it was as snowy, and it's cold. What's a good phone number for you? She's having a lot of fun.

And what are you doing Friday nights? You're right. You notice that she first said she'd been in Ohio for two days when they asked where her friend lives. I don't know, I've been there two days. And now she's been here in Ohio for a year. All of a sudden, she doesn't know why she moved there. She's having a lot of fun.

She's talking about how to get penises to ejaculate. which is something I always talk to police officers about when I'm getting arrested. Did you know that when you sell dick, you have to get it hard? Yeah. Officer? Yeah. Did you know that officer? He's just like, what do you mean?

Where are we going with this? What's the point of this? And then this is one of my favorite things that people do when they're being detained by police is the, hey, guess what? Hey, guess what? Your bouncer that works in my club because I'm a stripper. Oh, right? No. Hustler.

Where's that? What do you mean what the... Where is it? What do you mean? Where is it? You know? I don't play dumb with me. I ain't that dumb.

Okay. Don't play me like that. Okay. It's downtown. Okay. That's fine. So at least seven different offices when it report me as... Because I want to sleep with him because I work there.

Okay. So now she's claiming. that the police are out to get her because she's not putting out for them. My guess is that she would put out for them. That'd be my guess. She doesn't seem like she's that discerning the way that she's going about herself. I think she is enchanting. She's delightful.

She's a 20-year-old stripper who maybe had three doubles and shouldn't have got behind the wheel of a car. Yes, that's true. But she's still good people. She is, yes. Well, except for after this happens, the other police officer walks over and she spits on him. I know. So that really pisses him off because I don't know if you know this,

but the spit of a stripper could be lethal. So people don't really enjoy that very much. And also answered my next question for her. So Vinnie, up into this point, you'll agree with me. She's having fun. She's enjoying herself. This seems to be a good day for her. Well, things to me.

No, I don't believe you. What do you want? I don't believe you. For what? I don't believe you. For what? Because I've been abducted and cut up and left on the streets for these bitches. I don't believe you, because you wasn't there to help me when I was needed.

Okay, but I'm telling you. No, I don't care. I don't care. You wasn't needed when I needed to when I was bleeding out. Where was you? Was that in Georgia? No, it was in Cleveland. Well, we're not in Cleveland right now.

I don't get fucking. It's in Cleveland. We're in Brooklyn. Let me bleed out. Okay, so all of a sudden she's decided that she's mad at these officers because she was abducted and cut up and almost bled out. I think at a certain point, she says she only had two pints of blood left in her body. I know she makes up a lot of crazy shit. You know, I think I've discovered the name of today's episode.

What's that? We're not in Cleveland anymore. We're not in Cleveland. He's like, where did that happen, Georgia? No, Cleveland was like, well, we're not in Cleveland. I don't know. I couldn't have helped you if I wanted to. Okay, so you can see that things have taken a turn.

Yeah, I can. Yeah, she's a little upset. Let's continue on. Hold on. Can I step up and talk to him? No, you've got to stay in the car right now. No, woman and a woman. No.

I can't step up and step back in? No. No, because you don't trust me. Okay. Gray, stay in. You don't trust me. Stay in the car. Come on.

You don't trust me. Stay in the car. You don't trust me. Go ahead, pull it. You don't trust me. You don't trust me. She's starting to get less attractive, Vinny. I don't trust you.

You just spit on me. Yeah, I did because you know, I'm abducted it. She seemed like she got into those shackles pretty quickly and easily, though. That's true. There's a plus to there. Oh, no, she's got some talent. Don't get me wrong, Vinny. But I've been with this.

type of drunk girlfriend before where it's like it's all fun in games and then it's just out of dime just changing all of a sudden it's just like you don't trust me like what are we arguing about what just happened there is a level there's a drink tolerance and i feel like all these guys who have relationships with those girls think they could get their girl drunk enough right up to that level yep and back them off yep never works never happens never works no for some reason before they pass out they have to freak out for an hour and a half straight So this is great This next clip that I have

Because the two officers are talking to each other And listen to the background You can hear her screaming her head off Oh I want to go comfort her We'll probably end up going We'll just commit her on the OVI The M1

The obstruction is It can be short form right My recommendation is Do the OVI up and do on traffic with their ACD site. And then do the obstructing on the long form. Everything in the muni? Everything in the muny.

Yep. Yep. And then they'll handle everything tomorrow. Monday? Monday, court date or Wednesday? Five days. Oh, shit. I've never heard someone scream like that before.

Dude, it sounds like a cryptid video of like someone say that we heard the shrieking from the woods. It was a monster. Yes. It's not even real. She is screaming like she's being abducted and stabbed to death. That story that she was telling her. Dude, somebody take that audio and, like, dub that over Godzilla. Right.

Because it's that kind of noise. So now we drive her to the precinct. And what does she do? She pees herself. Oh, no, she couldn't hold it. Did you have an accident? Uh-oh. You wouldn't let me go.

Step out. No, you wouldn't let me go. I couldn't hold it. Okay. Okay, I'm counting out one. Oh, no, shoot. No, shoes. Two shoes.

Because I already put in the car. All right. You can have them. I couldn't hold it. Don't order 22, please. She's upset. What's your name? Logan.

You look like a Logan. Was that an insult? you look like a Logan's being a real Logan yeah uh Carl a lot of people would pay good money to be the back of that cop's car yes I understand that except for waiting till that's a perfect segue you're not going to want to get back there when you hear this next clip oh no I have a bacterial infection okay just stand in that blue box just in that blue box she just got way less hot She's got way less hot. She started out so strong.

We're all just like, what's her Instagram? I want to slide to her DMs. And then she gets real hysterical, peas herself, and says she has a bacterial infection. So that's not good. Oh, my God. I kind of assumed, but I didn't want to know for sure. Well, Vinny, what I like about this girl is that she does like to get kinky.

And she's still got a few more attempts to win this cop over here. Okay. Just stay there. No, I want to take them all! Okay. I want to be in my pen. You wouldn't try me. Stay in the blue box.

No, hold on. Stay in the blue box. You want to taste me? No. Do it. Stay in the blue box. I like it. I like it kinky.

Stay in the blue box, Grace. Don't. Stay in the blue box. Step back. You can touch me. Step back. You touch me. She likes it kinky.

Taze me, baby. Go ahead and daze me. I don't think that she would find that all that sexually gratified. I'm going to tell you something right now. Her father did not do a great job.

No. No. And if you look her up, this video is all over TikTok. It's all over Instagram. It's all over the internet. I have to imagine her parents have seen this. And they're just shaking their eyes like,

Jesus Christ, Grace. What are you doing? What are you doing, Grace? We didn't raise you like this? I have one more, uh, video and she's quite upset now because now she thinks that the police officers are going to

rape her. Oh, well. Seems like she wanted it a second ago, but now not so much. Are you going to rape me and not tase me? Help. Help. Yeah. No. You want to rape me. Stop. You want to rape me. I always strip off the car. I'll just trip off the car. Watch out for all that. You're trying. You're trying to put me in the car. Quiet, and get in the car.

So they make her way down to their pee. And she gets back into the same car That's what you have to do to a dog When you train it You're like put their nose in it They're doing this all wrong Like what you have to do to get a stripper to go Where you want her to do is put on some duolipa

Like put some music out and get her like Yeah you're gonna dance your way to the car Correct she'd go right with it Yep put some tassels on her You guys did this all wrong So Grace is She's a fun one isn't she I

Things didn't go her way that day Maybe the name of this episode It'll be Grace Under Fire There you go I don't know, I've decided yet But Carl, great job today Yeah, that was a fun one I just had to stumble upon that

Those were some fucking noises Yeah Well, I have your thing open Do you wanna, should we watch your consequence video Before we do the voicemails? Let's do it because obviously the bills played last night Against the Giants Barely won

God Oh, I'm aware I was almost a very, very happy man And I'll tell you what I'm mad about Very quickly No football talk today other than the fact that the Jets beat the Eagles. Miami has the Eagles next week.

That means they're going to be extra fucking spicy and saucy and angry. How did they let the Jets beat them? And the craziest stat was that's the first time the Jets have ever beat the Eagles ever. They had lost the last 12 meetings with them. Yeah, drop it when you're 5 and 0, stupid. That was really dumb. So just for new listeners and viewers, the consequence that I had was I was going to the Bill's Dolphins game.

I'm a big Bill's fan. If he's a big Dolphins fan, I had to wear a Dolphins jersey to the Bills game. Yeah, too bad you didn't do that. And this is me fulfilling my consequence. This is you fulfilling your consequence? This is it, man. All right. Let's see.

Sorry, folks. The bills make me want to shout. Kick your heels up and throw your hands up and throw your head back in. Come on now. The bills are making it happen. Vinnie Paulino. You suck. Fuck the dolphins. The dolphins suck. You're a man, man. Those are your friends.

What is it? You're terrible! Fuck by Andy. Fuck the dolphins. Squiss the fish! Just the best! Just the face! Thank you, you get it.

This guy gets it. I don't feel bad for me. I don't feel bad for me. I have an asshole. Don't feel bad for me. The bills make me want to want to. The bills make me want to jump. Bro.

There we go. You broke so many of the things that you were supposed to do here. That's not true. I had to wear a jersey to the bills game. You didn't wear? for the whole game that you we never said that i'm pretty sure we did i'm gonna go back and watch all this and i'm gonna figure out exactly what you did wrong okay and i'll have a full report for everyone next year but i'm pretty sure you broke the spirit of the rules there especially the final

score at the end there let's not forget that yeah see week 18 motherfucker yep sure will well well congratulations your team one and uh i guess you kind of did a consequence you wore a teal jersey to the bill's stadium do you want to the um the next bill's miami game in miami wearing a bill's jersey minnie that'd be fun why would i ever do that no one would care though for us and gs that's true it's gonna be all bills who's gonna yell at me empty seats good point and other bills face good point actually yesterday the stadium was pretty full it was i saw that Miami Carolina all right who gives a shit who gives a fuck it's time for some voicemails and of course our voicemails are brought to you by our friends in syracuse the creep off voicemail segment

is brought you by the city of syracuse because we are such a great city Syracuse has offered itself as a home to anyone affected by the war in the Middle East. Upon hearing this, both sides declared peace. See you in Syracuse. I get it. Carl calls Vinifat. It's the jersey. It doesn't sit on me well.

Doesn't sit on me well. Hey, let me give you another quick update while I have you guys. Sure. You're going to like this. We put out for all of our patrons this week, the poll for the final poll, the final tally we're going to decide who's going into the Creepoff Hall of Fame and here are your choices. Oh great, yes. If you're a patron

it is up, you could go vote now and we had Anthony Wiener making the cut. Wow, okay, that one I like a lot. Now, did you just say you have to be on Patreon to vote? Anyone can vote, right? I believe I have the setup for the patrons. Okay, just for patrons. Yeah, Walter Jackson Freeman the second, the inventor of the ice pick lobotomy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. that story. That's fine. Ezra Miller. Yes. Okay. I'll tell you right now, the Flash is in the lead right now. Interesting. And then our final choice just squeaked in.

Hugh Hefner. Oh. Hugh Heffner. Hugh Heffner. I could see him being a Hall of Famer. He was up to a lot of no good. I could see him being a Hall of Fame around here. That's interesting.

I really do like that. What was the first choice, Anthony Wiener? Anthony Wiener. That's an interesting story. Walter Jackson Freeman. Ezra Miller or Hugh Heffner. One of those fours going into the Hall of Fame. That's a tough choice.

And our patrons are the ones we get to decide. And then, of course, we do a Hall of Fame episode on our patron. And I just want to point out, we had a bonus episode that we did last week that was really just a ton of fun. We had some scum parade stories. We watched some videos. Vinny had some really good video packages for us to watch. Rob, what's his last name? Rob Wollack took out a couple judges.

And let me tell you something. He did it in spectacular fashion. He's the best. He really is. Yeah. So if you want to check those out, you can visit patreon.com, supercast.com, or backed up by. Better yet, just visit the creepoff.

com and get links because I'm pretty sure we're shadow band on all of that except for backed up by. It's hard to find us. Yeah. For some reason, you can never find our stuff. You can never find who are these podcasts stuff. But yet people are listed in watching. So it's very weird. Hmm.

Carl, first voice mail. And it comes in from our old pal. D.P. It's here somewhere. There it is. Well, guys, it's Cheryl Pell D.P. I learned something about myself during this episode. I listened to a story about a young girl being traded for three beers, raped, forced to have abortions and everything for five years.

Where I drew the line was hearing a story about a man using a phone as a hammer on a don't blade to cut the tip of his peahole off. God. Buh! Fuck! Thank you, fuck, you bye. Yeah, if you want to hear that story, go back to last week's episode.

Uh, right, we'll keep him coming. Uh, creep off consequence idea. That doesn't go anywhere, but it is, there might be something to it. Okay. I got a creep off consequence idea.

Um, loves Corey Feldman so much and I know you're thinking two hours of Corey Selman. No. I'm talking about the loser has to cover Corey Feldman's I don't know.

Best of. Do a best of Corey Feldman's that in Rochester I want to hear the isotopes giving it they're all honestly surf rock versions of Corey Feldman would be pretty awesome. and with vocals that sound decent, jettie jingles.

Okay, well, we'll end it there because it goes on for quite a bit longer, but that's... You can't have a consequence that only I have to do, sir. Oh, that's not really fair. Yeah, and that jacket won't fit me, guys. That's true. Yeah, you'd rip it apart. Oh, to shreds, to shreds. So, Corey Feldman, he's been making some news lately, and the Drew and Mike show been covering some of that stuff

and posting on YouTube, they get more views covering Corey Feldman than anything else they talk about. Drew was messaging me. He's like, this is like our stuttering John, Corey Feldman. Like, people can't get enough of this. Well, you know, the bonfire did that forever with soda and Big Jay. Yeah. So.

Corey Feldman, man. He's fascinating. What are we going to call it? The Feldmanverse? Maybe. The Coreyverse? Ooh, we should start the Coreyverse. I'm in.

It's way more fun than the one right now. I wish he had a podcast. He's been a guest. But he doesn't actually host it. He's the only guy who doesn't host a podcast. I find that shocking. I know. Me too.

I thought for sure he has something. Really? He doesn't. He's never started one, never attempted one that failed, nothing. You would think he would because he loves to talk about how there's all pedophiles in Hollywood and how Charlie Sheen raped Corey Haim. This is what Corey Feldman said, obviously. You'd think there'd be a whole podcast just about that. The Charlie Sheen raped that kid pet cast?

I mean, I've called with something. catchier than that. But yeah, if we're spitballed, sure. All right. Next, uh, voicemail. Hey, guys, your Opel D.P. I think the biggest creep out of that whole show would have to be the cop telling somebody that he could write them a ticket for window tint. You know what should not be illegal? Window tent. You know what should be illegal? Being forced to roast alive in your own fucking vehicle because they get so goddamn hot in the summer. Thank you.

Fuck you. Good back. I agree. Window tint is definitely necessary. But also, turn on the air conditioning. Get up, walk across the room. Turn on your window air conditioning. Okay. No, I mean in the car. I know. I was kidding.

Last voicemail. I think I'm going to... Well, second of last voicemail. Hey, Vinny. Hey, Carl. Didn't hear smoking a joint. I'm only listening to the show like about a month now and just calling about this week's episode

uh fucking Carl went by a mile because Vinnie picked a a Mexican lady who ends up in jail anyway fucking the little six year old this little fucker still got time like he can pretend

that he's all all right, and then get out, and then fucking shoot up some other fucking school later on. Well, that's all I got to say. Why are you giggling about and shooting up school? That's how, that was a DP. That was somebody else. That was just the guy who said he's just started listening to the show a month ago. Right, right, right.

And I loved how fucking, like, he's like Sammy. This guy's like Sammy who's like talking to the news. He's like, yeah, man, but this guy can get out, like shoot everybody. I love Stoner Logic so much. I'm a big fan. Uh, last voicemail. Uh, this one is a shout out. Well, actually it's not even a shout out.

It is directed to Mr. Brian McBride, the voice of Syracuse. Okay. Hey, Vinnie Winnie. This guy's mad. Could you inform Brian McBride that Christopher Columbus had nothing to do with the earth being around? It was Ferdeman Magellan, who first took navigated the globe. Also, tell the kid Carl is not plagiarizing his book reports and, like, read his own thing. Is it just playing cuts every time?

later uh carl stop plagiarizing we'll do thank you let's hit some uh super chats before we move on to the scum parade today car let's do it buddy all right uncle sammy pooh thanks for the 499 oh la creepos i've got a joke for y'all if stuttering john's start in the matrix he'd be called b o boom toasted i got it b o because he smells bad because he stinks Next picks, thanks for the $6.99. Carl the Dolvin's jersey is more offensive to my eyes than him in the cow bikini. I agree, sir. That was uncalled for.

It was unnecessary. The shit that I do for this show. Hey, Joey C coming in with two bucks. Carl Vinny, what's up my dogs? Yay, Super Chats. Is that the Joey C? I believe so, yeah. I've never interacted with Joey C.

Joe C likes you, buddy. You know, I got to tell you, I've been thinking about that, Joe. I've been watching some of the stuff he's been doing. And we got an upcoming episode of Sun Bread and Surfing that might be right up his alley. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. All right. Thanks for the five euros. My friend wore a football jersey to a game despite his beer belly.

He's the team's new secret weapon. The beer belly blocker. Thank you, AI Ray. Thank you for the five euros. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. Still playing that? Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. Well, because Joey C's spelled your.

day with a Y, so I thought We might want to play this song. Yeah, he's a big fan. V, I, N, N, Y. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. Vinny. Holy shit, are you still playing? All right, moving on.

Thank you very much for the Super Chats. Happy Super Chat Monday to all of you. Yep. And now it is time, Vinny, to go on a Scum Parade. Fuck, yeah, it is. Scum Parade. be on a raid of these fuck charades

that these creeps have made Scum parade Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat

Scum parade You know I hate to be the guy to have to hit that button twice but we're starting off in Florida. Carl, Callie Robertson of Pinellas, Florida is facing felony charges for allegedly cramming a bag of dog shit into her 76-year-old neighbor's face. You know who I never argue with, Vinny? A woman carrying dog shit in her hand. Never a good person to argue with.

I was going to say 76-year-olds, but nah, sometimes they need to be put in their place. Sure. Sometimes you scare them away with a gun or something, too. That's why I carry bags of shit. Just a case it's a 76 show. You don't carry a bag of shit. You are a bag of shit. Oh, how dare you, sir?

It's very different. They're an awful friend. Robertson, 28 of Florida, was arrested Sunday morning after a fight escalated between her and the victim at the mobile home park where they reside. Robertson is being charged with battery after assaulting the elderly victim named Daniel Powell. So it's a dude. 76-year-old man. According to the police report from the news outlet, the smoking gun Powell would always speak with her when she walked her dog. Well, Police St. Robertson took an unsecured bag of dog feces and pushed in into Powell's face,

leaving feces smeared on his face and the bag on the ground. I like how they made sure to let you know that this was not a tied off bag, folks. This was just an open bag of dog shit smeared just right. So this is what I learned from this story. Smearing dog shit on an old guy's face is both hilarious and illegal. The more you know. Now we know. Well, I'm going to have to change my plans for Saturday.

It's illegal. Yeah. And that's the best way to do this, by the way, is make sure the bag is obviously open if you're going to do this. Yeah, or sometimes the dogs have like that real heavy, thick shit and just smack someone with it. Oh, what you could do do with those is what's fun is you take the bag and you actually do tie the end of it, right? And then you get a little scissor and you cut the end of it. And then you could just write things on people's cars with it. Oh, that is fun.

Yeah, like a frosting bag. Right. of dog shit. Yeah, it's like you're decorating cake. Don't do that. I wish you'd have in Florida, then it's fine. Yeah, they didn't say that was illegal in the story. Correct.

Now, according to the police, this woman denied this, until they looked at the dog waste bag, matched those in the defendant's possession. And then she ultimately admitted to the battery. He's like, well, it's just like the bags you have right there. Yeah. She's like, fuck it. That guy's an asshole.

So wait, there's another dog eating the exact same kibble, and he just slipped and fell into that shit. Is that what you're telling us? One cop is just like, like tasting it. And then he's going up and like smelling the dog's ass. He's like, we have a match. Yeah, this is pure. Field test.

So she is being charged with a third degree felony. And she's being held on $2,500 bond. Well, didn't she actually get out on a $200 bond? Oh, she did. She was released. I'm sorry, forgive me. Which is surprising because they live in a trailer park in Florida. Well, she had to mortgage it, and then some.

Probably. Her empty collection. She had to give up her empties. Hey, for the kids out there, I know for a fact that we've gotten people to stop drinking alcohol by just showcasing what has happened to stuttering John. And also, when we talk about these people living in trailer parks and smearing dog shit on their neighbors, please remember that drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. Drugs are bad. Yeah, don't be that.

Carl, on tonight's episode of Subrided Surfing, we recorded it. earlier this morning. Yes. With our special guest, Chrissy Mayer. Correct. She joined us to discuss a page called, Am I the Asshole. Now, we haven't done this in a while,

but one of the posts was really interesting, and I love to get your feedback on this. Okay. Am I the asshole for telling a blind lady that she needs to clean up after her dog shit? No. Because her seeing eye dog was like walking and shitting all across the front of these people's houses.

No. And the blind lady apparently didn't realize it was happening or whatever but why is it anyone else's problem yeah so no you're not the asshole if someone makes their problem your problem and you mention it you are not the asshole i don't care how blinds wow what a good rule of thumb right if somebody makes a makes a problem for you they're the asshole correct and you should point it out to them what what did you guys conclude on that one not an asshole yeah okay not an asshole so we all decided we don't like blind people over here okay good yeah we're on the same page you heard it

Mike, clean up after your dog. Now, Carl, we are going to go over to California. Actually, I'm sorry, Oregon, I believe. Seattle. Seattle. Now, a shocking video shows a naked man. Have you seen this video? Oh, I have the video ready to go.

Okay, cool. Yeah, we planned it on who are these broadcasters. You did? We did. Oh, I didn't know that. I don't watch that show. It's great. Just kidding.

I loved Eric Zane and Christian. So this is inside of a JC Penney's, and there is a naked man walking around, being followed. The craziest thing about this video, I had no idea J.C. Penny still existed. It was a pleasant surprise. Yeah. If you ever need like a $4 T-shirt. If you need a $4 Arizona t-shirt.

This is the best part of the guys like trying on pants. He's like, no, I'm just going to grab some pants. These should do. So this man is naked with just socks on. Okay, now I'm not going to show the fighting just because YouTube doesn't like that. Yeah, apparently, what happened was he was touching some little girls. He was in, like, the kid's clothing area, buck naked, with his boner out, touching little kids. And so the parents did not like that ran him down and then beat the shit out of him.

The part they were not playing for you right now, because it's very hard to fight a naked man and not be gay. You know what I mean? there's a lot of things that can happen that all of a sudden you're gay. Yeah, so you've got to be really careful. So they're trying to gingerly like grab them and hold him down, but once they finally do grab him

in a not gay manner, this guy comes in, he's smashing him. He's doing double axe handle posts. He's smashing the show up. And you even hear the woman who's filming like, okay, that's enough. We got it.

He got the message. You're absolutely right. I mean, if I was this guy, I'd just be like, everybody, stand back. I'd just be waving my dick at him. Oh, I just, I'd go on the offensive.

I'd start shaking my dick at him until, like, what's the same? Pony, I said the jackass movies. I'd chase these motherfuckers away for me. Yes, you have the upper hand. When your dick is out, believe it or not, you have the upper hand. Unless one of the guys following you as a gay guy, then not so much. Yeah. That would be bad.

Well, either way. I don't even know this guy was touching kids. Like, they just keep saying, allegedly, he was touching children. I think they just saw a naked guy wanted to beat the shit out of him, which I'm also fine with. yeah i mean generally if the naked guy's walking on j c pennies there's a problem it's probably a problem yeah and actually i should probably tell that guy that um drugs are bad you shouldn't do drugs not a lot of sober people do that huh just a f why i'm trying to think back if i've ever visited j c pennies no no never once i thought you were going to say if you've ever been naked at a department store

well sears the ones sure everybody walks on naked in sears uh i was behind a washing Shane. Sure. How's that for a hack joke? Oh, by the way, Cardiff and I were talking about your stand-up consequence this morning. And we've been trying to decide what kind of set we're going to write for you. What do you mean we? Why are you getting involved in this? Because he asked me for like where to start. And I said, I think a really good place to start with is I know what you're all are thinking. I look like. I think that'd be a good opening line for your set. Probably a good way to start, yes. I know what you're thinking. I don't know. I don't. I don't I look like that ugly guy on the internet.

Guess what? And then we were thinking of just writing like the corneous 90s jokes for you. Sweet. Just. Can I have a catchphrase? We were talking about that. Hot dog. Holy shit.

Did you guys bring that up? Yeah. We were thinking we said hamburger is taken. And I was thinking maybe like filet of fish. Okay. That's not bad. Hot dog's pretty good though. All right.

So let's go back to Florida. Carl Tacos hamburger. One night old. all right folks let's go to florida again with my favorite story of the week orlando everybody loves orlando and a florida man killed his wife there after she was dismissive of his plans to participate in a house flipping reality tv show that he believed would save them from the money pit their home had become she should have met him halfway on that one i think David Trones, he's 55, began this week in Orlando with opening statements for prosecutors.

Defense attorneys chose to defer their statement until later in the trial. He pled not guilty to this to the first degree murder of the 2018 death of his wife who was 39 at the time. Her name was Shantay Cooper Trones, who we've been married to for about a year. Now, he originally told the investigators when they were investigating his wife's death that she had passed out and fallen in the bathtub. Okay, yeah, that happens. Tell a lot of people die. Yeah. One week after she walked out of a meeting with a contractor who worked for the reality show, zombie house flipping, a lifeline that Trones was counting on to save their home. Now, I have to say, Vinny, in this guy's defense, I can relate to him because honestly, I'm 100% baking on getting on a wheel of fortune in order to continue to pay my bills. So, you know, I get it. It's a good way to live. Yeah. It's not the best strategy, but it's all you have. Yeah.

And like, it's within grasp and you have it worked out. Either way, when the first responders started questioning his account of the story, Smith said say that they immediately saw that Cooper Trones had been the victim of a violent attack and had multiple injuries, including a huge wound on her face and bruising around her neck. A medical examiner determined she had died from blunt force trauma to her head and strangulation, not simply falling in the showers. She had an eight-year-old son from her prior marriage, which she was the sole breadwinner of, because this fucking guy is obviously a piece of shit

because he's hoping on a fucking Wheel of Fortune winnings. Yes. Like you said. So they purchased this house. They called it a real meat of the renovation or ultimately destruction of the home took place. So they started tearing this house apart. A $600,000 house that she bought with cash, it says.

4,000 square foot house with a pool and garage. It's a big house and a nice area. Orlando, beautiful suburb. And he refused to add Cooper Tron's name to the deed. Right. Because he's a deadbeat. Yes. This house became more than just a project for David.

It was his life. The people who led the investigation said Trones was obsessed with the renovation, but Cooper Trones was financing it. They said that she sunk nearly $250,000 of her own money into the project. On top of the 600 that she spent to buy the house. So this guy's like, hey, let's get this house.

It's really nice. Okay, now I want to gut it. Yeah. So they literally tore the hole inside apart. So David believed that if the house runs zombie house flipping, its value would increase by tens of thousands of dollars. He added that this idea came with a catch. The couple's full participation because Cooper Trones was not in on it,

according to prosecutors, her husband killed her. Hold on a second. He thought they would increase in value by tens of thousands of dollars. You've sunk a quarter of a million dollars into this home already. It better. increased by tens of thousands of dollars at least idiots what did he fucking buy gold statues of him inside of the house like what could you possibly buy they said that it's just like down to the

studs in every room and it's like when are we spending all the money on sledgehammers do you think that maybe just had shitty contractors that took him to the cleaners because that could be too very possible so they took away all the interior dividing walls so basically it was left of the two story shell uh the people from house flipping said uh he was living a lot of authorities said he also was misrepresenting his finances and lifestyles and police interviews wait a second so wait this is a guy who claims to be wealthy but actually has no money at all do we know anyone like that I don't I don't either I that doesn't ring a bell to me they really got to out the guy in this article it's poor guy oh they do more than out him

they do a little more than out him that's trying to show off to his buddies yeah they said he lied about being a multi-millioner he always claimed he had millions but shanty bought everything he claimed that millions to his friends at the pub yeah and his friends at the gay spa, which he frequented. Oh, I know. Why do they got to bring that up? Okay, listen to this shit. Before and throughout their marriages,

they said that he frequented a gay spa, including the days after his March 2017 wedding and less than two weeks before his wife was killed. The couple met online in Minnesota and eventually moved to Florida. This is a crazy story. Tronez was initially found incompetent to stand trial due to ongoing manifestations of the diagnosis of schizophrenia. so he's been like under evaluation since 2018 and then they ruled in 2022 that he was competent

to stand trial and the trial is moving forward now so I just have to say this guy when I heard this all I kept thinking about was the dad on South Park who's like I'm going to slap your face if you don't fix my house slap you I'm going to slap your face to death until you fell to shower slapping dad dude and also pal You don't have to have a corpse to be on the zombie TV show. That's not what it means. You don't need to make a zombie. He's taking it a little too literally there, yeah.

Yeah, that's what I say. Now, Carl, you ready for our final story today? Yes, I am, Vinnie. I bet it's going to be an uplifting, fun story. Sure is. We're going to... We're going to one of our favorite places. Going back to Houston, Houston, Houston.

A Houston area pastor is accused of raping and pregnant one of his underage family members is now in custody to appear in court on Monday. Why is that illegal? Very much so, yes, even in Texas. Okay. Robert L. Carter last week

was under arrest. An arrest warrant was issued for the 39-year-old. He has since been charged with sexual assault of a child between the ages of 14 and 17. Who's that old guy over there? Uncle Paul.

Uncle Paul. With the creepy old guy's there. Hey, is the cleaning lady trying to take a wall down in here? What the fuck is going? out out there is there loud noise i just yeah i heard a lot of banging just now i don't know the fuck they're doing now you're going to apologize to her when we get out of here we'll see we'll see uh long story short he started raping the seven-year-old girl 2008 and the court document

showed the assault continued through the child's late teens it started oh so they they were in a relationship no car car he was long-term relationship mentally and physically and sexually abusing this child. He would go into a room and make her perform sex acts on her on a nightly basis. Thank you. And they also added that he would take her to multiple locations, including their home when everyone is asleep. Carter's grandmother's home and behind an H.E.B. grocery store in the parking lot. Sexy. Before taking her to school. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a good way to start the day. No. Right there. No. It's not? The documents also say Carter would bring the victim to the Greater Bible Way Church in Sunnyside where he had an office that he also used to rape her.

When the girl turned 16, the warrant said she had Carter's baby, and he allegedly dropped the baby off at a fire station. You know, I will say I don't agree with molesting children. I think it's a bad thing to rape members of your family, especially underage. But those prepubescent girls do not get pregnant. You have to give it to them. Eb Nye says a lot of these stories need a Sean Connery Jesus Christ Okay we grab that for the board

Yeah we need that one The victim's now in her 20s is reportedly Working to get The child back into her custody So she's trying to get this kid that they gave to the fire station Interesting So hey guess what? I'm your real mom Oh my gosh, you're my real mom

Yeah and guess who your dad is My uncle Oh that's not good I didn't want to know about that mom The Carter family I don't want to be an incest baby mom can you go away now Carter's listed on the Black

Preachers Network as a bishop and senior pastor so he's got that going for him sure and a grandbaby son child nephew but that is impressive though that he continued to sleep with this you know girlfriend of his for all of those

years even as she got too old you know like sometimes a girl turned 16 17 you're just like ugh it's just yeah at that point he's just going through the motions. Yeah, it's probably not even doing it anymore. Yeah, you know, it's more for her sake than his. Jesus Christ, I hope this man fries. I hope he has a great time in prison. Scumbag. All right, guys, that was a fun show, huh? It sure was, Vinny. If you're asking me, the answer is yes. If you're asking me, I'm agreeing. Thanks for tuning it did. We're going to be back with the bonus episode on Friday. I have a couple of, uh, super chast that came in since the last reading. It says, Uncle Sammy Pooh, five, bucks what kind of food is blind like allergic to seafood boom also no more driving consequences please no problem wait what are driving consequences making you drive anywhere because you don't do it

oh okay yes that's correct that is a dumb consequence you're a dumb co-host two face lion bastard takes is a dollar 99 okay let me start the joke i know what you're all thinking i may i look like a down syndrome dilbert there was another one in there that said i know what you're all thinking i look like a walrus wearing flannel that's a pretty good one too you might have to open with that yeah that might be your opening line maybe I'll write my own terrible stand-up

routine maybe we'll have to approve it we'll have to see how it fits the flow of what we prepare for you you gotta love Vinnie Carlino yeah um

boom disgust a vomit-inducing thing why are you doing this Carl Why are you just hitting all these drops? We laughed our asses off. Do you fucking stop it? You think you can get away with that?

Is this guy having a freaking moron or what? You're out of your fucking mind. Is John the stupidest guy in the world? I'm not going to, I don't appreciate that. You, my friend, have committed a crime. You're real dick. I don't lie. I don't like to lie.

Thank you. Goodbye. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be. be nice. Vote for Carl, the creepop.com. Gagia. See you on Friday for the bonus episode. what a dick this is very disrespectful let's see that dick